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I had a number of fantasies about how my

I had a number of fantasies about how my

I had a number of fantasies about how my new life has a strong and independent

new life has a strong and independent

new life has a strong and independent lesbian would go

lesbian would go

lesbian would go none of those fantasies had me being

none of those fantasies had me being

none of those fantasies had me being knocked up by a dude at 24.

knocked up by a dude at 24.

knocked up by a dude at 24. but life is full of surprises this

but life is full of surprises this

but life is full of surprises this pamphlet talks about all your different

pamphlet talks about all your different

pamphlet talks about all your different options and the sample pack has three

options and the sample pack has three

options and the sample pack has three prenatal vitamins

prenatal vitamins

prenatal vitamins you'll need to take One A Day starting

you'll need to take One A Day starting

you'll need to take One A Day starting well yesterday

well yesterday

well yesterday regardless of your choice

regardless of your choice

regardless of your choice alrighty if you decide to keep it buy

alrighty if you decide to keep it buy

alrighty if you decide to keep it buy more if not

more if not

more if not well it's all in there

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yes I knew it no no yes

yes I knew it no no yes

yes I knew it no no yes thumbs up as in positive as in I'm

thumbs up as in positive as in I'm

thumbs up as in positive as in I'm positively pregnant what no Rita that's

positively pregnant what no Rita that's

positively pregnant what no Rita that's a thumbs down yeah that's not right

a thumbs down yeah that's not right

a thumbs down yeah that's not right that's not

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a failed morning after pill a broken

a failed morning after pill a broken

a failed morning after pill a broken condom a broken vegan condom let's see

condom a broken vegan condom let's see

condom a broken vegan condom let's see if this is Destiny's Child pick three

if this is Destiny's Child pick three

if this is Destiny's Child pick three cards oh no no no no don't pull that

cards oh no no no no don't pull that

cards oh no no no no don't pull that crap on her no look you did not leave

crap on her no look you did not leave

crap on her no look you did not leave your Kick-Ass homophobic Cow Town to be

your Kick-Ass homophobic Cow Town to be

your Kick-Ass homophobic Cow Town to be knocked up by a dude can we just see

knocked up by a dude can we just see

knocked up by a dude can we just see what they say

uh-oh

uh-oh

uh-oh so this one

so this one

so this one is a bad Omen what it just means that

is a bad Omen what it just means that

is a bad Omen what it just means that you are on your own

okay well this one is the Judgment card

okay well this one is the Judgment card

okay well this one is the Judgment card it means that you have a big decision

it means that you have a big decision

it means that you have a big decision that you need to make oh is anyone else

that you need to make oh is anyone else

that you need to make oh is anyone else getting Goosebumps or is it just me come

getting Goosebumps or is it just me come

getting Goosebumps or is it just me come on

on

on this one no no let me guess it means

this one no no let me guess it means

this one no no let me guess it means that you should make your own decisions

that you should make your own decisions

that you should make your own decisions possibly based on actual logic and

possibly based on actual logic and

possibly based on actual logic and reasoning what does it mean

reasoning what does it mean

reasoning what does it mean looks like the universe isn't going to

looks like the universe isn't going to

looks like the universe isn't going to give a clear answer today

give a clear answer today

give a clear answer today do you need to talk to Adam about this

do you need to talk to Adam about this

do you need to talk to Adam about this one

Straight girls experiment with other

Straight girls experiment with other

Straight girls experiment with other girls in college well you could say Adam

girls in college well you could say Adam

girls in college well you could say Adam was my lesbian version of that

was my lesbian version of that

was my lesbian version of that [Music]

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thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

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[Music] boom baby what the hell from Rita

boom baby what the hell from Rita

boom baby what the hell from Rita hey Adam want to swing by my place

hey Adam want to swing by my place

hey Adam want to swing by my place so

and you might want to bring us dress

and you might want to bring us dress

and you might want to bring us dress reliever I thought you guys were done I

reliever I thought you guys were done I

reliever I thought you guys were done I know I thought we were too but

know I thought we were too but

know I thought we were too but apparently now she wants my stress

apparently now she wants my stress

apparently now she wants my stress reliever

reliever

reliever it's not even five and you you have a

it's not even five and you you have a

it's not even five and you you have a booty call yeah and I uh I'm going out

booty call yeah and I uh I'm going out

booty call yeah and I uh I'm going out for drinks later with a girl on Tinder

for drinks later with a girl on Tinder

for drinks later with a girl on Tinder you see Mac it all comes in waves I mean

you see Mac it all comes in waves I mean

you see Mac it all comes in waves I mean you'll get your wave too you just you

you'll get your wave too you just you

you'll get your wave too you just you just need to stop using Michelle's

just need to stop using Michelle's

just need to stop using Michelle's Facebook profile like it's PornHub man

Facebook profile like it's PornHub man

Facebook profile like it's PornHub man I'm over her okay

I'm over her okay

I'm over her okay just this really Macho bro has been

just this really Macho bro has been

just this really Macho bro has been liking and commenting on all of her

liking and commenting on all of her

liking and commenting on all of her posts and then

posts and then

posts and then she's been liking and commenting back

she's been liking and commenting back

she's been liking and commenting back I'm pretty sure they're having sex oh

I'm pretty sure they're having sex oh

I'm pretty sure they're having sex oh definitely

definitely

definitely but I mean it's a good thing you're over

but I mean it's a good thing you're over

but I mean it's a good thing you're over her though right

her though right

her though right his name is Trent and he just used the

his name is Trent and he just used the

his name is Trent and he just used the hashtag Alberta strong seriously delete

hashtag Alberta strong seriously delete

hashtag Alberta strong seriously delete her

her

her okay booty calls I'll see you later wish

okay booty calls I'll see you later wish

okay booty calls I'll see you later wish me luck Adam

I'm pregnant

I'm pregnant

I'm pregnant Adam

Adam

Adam the thing is

the thing is

the thing is I'm pregnant

I'm pregnant

I'm pregnant what's got two thumbs and is super

what's got two thumbs and is super

what's got two thumbs and is super pregnant

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hey Rita hey how are you good good to

hey Rita hey how are you good good to

hey Rita hey how are you good good to see you it's been a while yeah I wasn't

see you it's been a while yeah I wasn't

see you it's been a while yeah I wasn't expecting that text at all I mean I'm

expecting that text at all I mean I'm

expecting that text at all I mean I'm not surprised or anything but how you

not surprised or anything but how you

not surprised or anything but how you been keeping busy

been keeping busy

been keeping busy pretty busy Mac and I have been crazy

pretty busy Mac and I have been crazy

pretty busy Mac and I have been crazy busy with the show we just filmed a new

busy with the show we just filmed a new

busy with the show we just filmed a new episode for for A.D average chicks and

episode for for A.D average chicks and

episode for for A.D average chicks and uh and it's it's gonna be really funny

uh and it's it's gonna be really funny

uh and it's it's gonna be really funny like we got this whole bit with a car

like we got this whole bit with a car

like we got this whole bit with a car and and Matt gets his uh gets his leg

and and Matt gets his uh gets his leg

and and Matt gets his uh gets his leg run over but it's like a prosthetic but

run over but it's like a prosthetic but

run over but it's like a prosthetic but uh yeah it's what's this for

I'm pregnant

uh the P stick says I'm pregnant and

uh the P stick says I'm pregnant and

uh the P stick says I'm pregnant and well I peed on another stick at the

well I peed on another stick at the

well I peed on another stick at the clinic and that one also says you're

clinic and that one also says you're

clinic and that one also says you're pregnant

pregnant

pregnant yeah but you you took the morning after

yeah but you you took the morning after

yeah but you you took the morning after pill right I didn't see you take it but

pill right I didn't see you take it but

pill right I didn't see you take it but you did take it right you told me of

you did take it right you told me of

you did take it right you told me of course I took it I didn't realize you

course I took it I didn't realize you

course I took it I didn't realize you had to watch me administer it I have you

had to watch me administer it I have you

had to watch me administer it I have you had sex with anyone else well no one

had sex with anyone else well no one

had sex with anyone else well no one else with a dog if that's what you mean

else with a dog if that's what you mean

else with a dog if that's what you mean but but how

but but how

but but how how like how did this happen we we did

how like how did this happen we we did

how like how did this happen we we did everything right we went through there

everything right we went through there

everything right we went through there you did buy those cheap vegan condoms

you did buy those cheap vegan condoms

you did buy those cheap vegan condoms they were actually really expensive I I

they were actually really expensive I I

they were actually really expensive I I wanted you to think that I cared about

wanted you to think that I cared about

wanted you to think that I cared about animals for some reason and I

animals for some reason and I

animals for some reason and I why does everything vegan suck

oh I feel so stupid I totally thought

oh I feel so stupid I totally thought

oh I feel so stupid I totally thought this was a booty call

this was a booty call

this was a booty call what part of come over and bring a

what part of come over and bring a

what part of come over and bring a stress reliever sounds like a booty call

stress reliever sounds like a booty call

stress reliever sounds like a booty call to you I don't know all of it

to you I don't know all of it

to you I don't know all of it yeah actually no I hear it now

yeah actually no I hear it now

yeah actually no I hear it now what did you mean by stress reliever

what did you mean by stress reliever

what did you mean by stress reliever I don't know like a stuffed animal or a

I don't know like a stuffed animal or a

I don't know like a stuffed animal or a joint

so

there's a baby inside of you no no no no

there's a baby inside of you no no no no

there's a baby inside of you no no no no no no no clump of cells

no no no clump of cells

no no no clump of cells as soon as we start calling it a baby

as soon as we start calling it a baby

as soon as we start calling it a baby the whole deciding whether or not to

the whole deciding whether or not to

the whole deciding whether or not to keep it gets way more intense

keep it gets way more intense

keep it gets way more intense have you um

have you um

have you um thought about

thought about

thought about you know

you know

you know taking care of the cell clump

taking care of the cell clump

taking care of the cell clump actually I've been thinking about that a

actually I've been thinking about that a

actually I've been thinking about that a lot more than I thought I would

lot more than I thought I would

lot more than I thought I would but I've also been considering an

but I've also been considering an

but I've also been considering an abortion

maybe we could just hang tonight and

maybe we could just hang tonight and

maybe we could just hang tonight and talk about our options

talk about our options

talk about our options yeah I I actually I have a I had a

yeah I I actually I have a I had a

yeah I I actually I have a I had a Tinder date lined up but that's fine

Tinder date lined up but that's fine

Tinder date lined up but that's fine I'll cancel it not a big deal we decided

I'll cancel it not a big deal we decided

I'll cancel it not a big deal we decided to stop sleeping together a week and you

to stop sleeping together a week and you

to stop sleeping together a week and you already have a Tinder date okay let me

already have a Tinder date okay let me

already have a Tinder date okay let me see

see

see Sabrina she's actually pretty I love

Sabrina she's actually pretty I love

Sabrina she's actually pretty I love beer and watching hockey

beer and watching hockey

beer and watching hockey okay

okay

okay don't want to sleep because We're

don't want to sleep because We're

don't want to sleep because We're Dreaming out loud what's that is that

Dreaming out loud what's that is that

Dreaming out loud what's that is that from something I I had to Google it it's

from something I I had to Google it it's

from something I I had to Google it it's a One Direction lyric apparently

a One Direction lyric apparently

a One Direction lyric apparently precious yeah I told her they were my

precious yeah I told her they were my

precious yeah I told her they were my guilty pleasure and now she wants to

guilty pleasure and now she wants to

guilty pleasure and now she wants to meet up so it works

meet up so it works

meet up so it works that is romantic

that is romantic

that is romantic you're all I'll cancel it let's just get

you're all I'll cancel it let's just get

you're all I'll cancel it let's just get it out of the way no I mean we can talk

it out of the way no I mean we can talk

it out of the way no I mean we can talk about this like tomorrow or something

about this like tomorrow or something

about this like tomorrow or something you should go on your date

you should go on your date

you should go on your date that's all good she already canceled

I'm sorry

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wait what are we doing uh I don't know

wait what are we doing uh I don't know

wait what are we doing uh I don't know I'm still in shock and I'm scared and I

I'm still in shock and I'm scared and I

I'm still in shock and I'm scared and I originally thought this was a booty call

originally thought this was a booty call

originally thought this was a booty call and my

and my

and my erection still thinks it's a booty call

erection still thinks it's a booty call

erection still thinks it's a booty call I don't know what's going on

I don't know what's going on

I don't know what's going on [Music]

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[Music] well I'm

well I'm

well I'm sorry I can get more pregnant

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I am

waiting to take

waiting to take

waiting to take your hands

how did I get here

how did I go from being an independent

how did I go from being an independent

how did I go from being an independent gay 24 year old to being knocked up by

gay 24 year old to being knocked up by

gay 24 year old to being knocked up by this dude

this dude

this dude well it's kind of a long story

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[Music] I had just gotten a job as a mental

I had just gotten a job as a mental

I had just gotten a job as a mental health worker and I was finally escaping

health worker and I was finally escaping

health worker and I was finally escaping my small-minded conservative Hometown to

my small-minded conservative Hometown to

my small-minded conservative Hometown to move to the progressive Utopia that is

move to the progressive Utopia that is

move to the progressive Utopia that is East Vancouver

East Vancouver

East Vancouver foreign

are you ready yeah

are you ready yeah

are you ready yeah [Music]

you are officially an adult who is not

you are officially an adult who is not

you are officially an adult who is not living with your parents and don't worry

living with your parents and don't worry

living with your parents and don't worry about getting lonely because I'm gonna

about getting lonely because I'm gonna

about getting lonely because I'm gonna come visit every weekend

come visit every weekend

come visit every weekend that sounds like fun

that sounds like fun

that sounds like fun and

and

and once I'm done my semester I was thinking

once I'm done my semester I was thinking

once I'm done my semester I was thinking okay hear me out

maybe I could move in

maybe I could move in

maybe I could move in here

uh yeah I mean we could do that okay

uh yeah I mean we could do that okay

uh yeah I mean we could do that okay wow wow okay that's good

wow wow okay that's good

wow wow okay that's good it's just

it's just

it's just with all this change I've sort of been

with all this change I've sort of been

with all this change I've sort of been feeling like I want a bit of a fresh

feeling like I want a bit of a fresh

feeling like I want a bit of a fresh start

start

start what what I um I really want us to be

what what I um I really want us to be

what what I um I really want us to be friends I just don't know about us wait

friends I just don't know about us wait

friends I just don't know about us wait you're you're

you're you're

you're you're telling me this after me making six

telling me this after me making six

telling me this after me making six trips here you're bringing this up right

trips here you're bringing this up right

trips here you're bringing this up right now it's just that ever since I came out

now it's just that ever since I came out

now it's just that ever since I came out I've been in these back-to-back

I've been in these back-to-back

I've been in these back-to-back relationships and I never really had an

relationships and I never really had an

relationships and I never really had an opportunity you know you're you're lucky

opportunity you know you're you're lucky

opportunity you know you're you're lucky I'm not a violent person

you are heartless you know that

good luck taking care of yourself

good luck taking care of yourself

good luck taking care of yourself foreign

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living alone in the city was the first

living alone in the city was the first

living alone in the city was the first step towards my dream life

step towards my dream life

step towards my dream life [Music]

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[Music] everyone's singing everyone dancing

everyone's singing everyone dancing

everyone's singing everyone dancing [Music]

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[Music] try tonight

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tonight

tonight

tonight [Music]

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tonight tonight

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[Music] hey you where are you going right now

hey you where are you going right now

hey you where are you going right now um wrong van Chan sorry van what van

um wrong van Chan sorry van what van

um wrong van Chan sorry van what van Chan the ultimate Knight in locally

Chan the ultimate Knight in locally

Chan the ultimate Knight in locally produced web series entertainment three

produced web series entertainment three

produced web series entertainment three dollar beers free popcorn It's a Fight

dollar beers free popcorn It's a Fight

dollar beers free popcorn It's a Fight Club but you can talk about it so it's

Club but you can talk about it so it's

Club but you can talk about it so it's nothing like Fight Club well

nothing like Fight Club well

nothing like Fight Club well you know why don't you go in and find

you know why don't you go in and find

you know why don't you go in and find out

out

out three dollar beer

three dollar beer

three dollar beer okay all right all right

okay all right all right

okay all right all right all right all right

all right all right

all right all right hey five four three two one

's time you know it's time time time

's time you know it's time time time

's time you know it's time time time time

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[Music] time

time

time [Music]

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[Music] woke up with the lights despair like

woke up with the lights despair like

woke up with the lights despair like unwashed hair

unwashed hair

unwashed hair coffee watch me so I can look in the

coffee watch me so I can look in the

coffee watch me so I can look in the mirror Mercury retrograde

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[Music] take take a load off time

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[Music] [Applause]

we hear that we can be cops superhero

we hear that we can be cops superhero

we hear that we can be cops superhero CEOs but you know what what I really

CEOs but you know what what I really

CEOs but you know what what I really wanted to see a woman crap herself on TV

wanted to see a woman crap herself on TV

wanted to see a woman crap herself on TV and it's totally not based on a true

and it's totally not based on a true

and it's totally not based on a true story but Britney is the biggest party

story but Britney is the biggest party

story but Britney is the biggest party pooper I know so all right uh next up we

pooper I know so all right uh next up we

pooper I know so all right uh next up we got Adam Baxter this guy is a

got Adam Baxter this guy is a

got Adam Baxter this guy is a multi-award-winning filmmaker

multi-award-winning filmmaker

multi-award-winning filmmaker Vancouver's next Tyler Perry and I've

Vancouver's next Tyler Perry and I've

Vancouver's next Tyler Perry and I've even given him award myself because he's

even given him award myself because he's

even given him award myself because he's awesome

awesome

awesome you thank you Zia uh I uh yeah our

you thank you Zia uh I uh yeah our

you thank you Zia uh I uh yeah our inspiration is much less inspiring than

inspiration is much less inspiring than

inspiration is much less inspiring than theirs um we figured instead of making

theirs um we figured instead of making

theirs um we figured instead of making award-winning Indie features that nobody

award-winning Indie features that nobody

award-winning Indie features that nobody watches we'd make dumb web videos that

watches we'd make dumb web videos that

watches we'd make dumb web videos that nobody watches

nobody watches

nobody watches vote for average okay right right uh

vote for average okay right right uh

vote for average okay right right uh guys we got a 20 minute intermission

guys we got a 20 minute intermission

guys we got a 20 minute intermission coming on up so we'll see you at the bar

hey

hey

hey um you guys are hilarious we're like

um you guys are hilarious we're like

um you guys are hilarious we're like low-key obsessed with you

low-key obsessed with you

low-key obsessed with you obsessed

obsessed

obsessed oh well not upset

oh well not upset

oh well not upset well hey if it makes you guys feel any

well hey if it makes you guys feel any

well hey if it makes you guys feel any better we've seen all your videos on

better we've seen all your videos on

better we've seen all your videos on YouTube you guys are like the female us

YouTube you guys are like the female us

YouTube you guys are like the female us hey so I love the part where you're like

hey so I love the part where you're like

hey so I love the part where you're like heading for the bathroom it's like is

heading for the bathroom it's like is

heading for the bathroom it's like is she gonna make it home buddy that's one

she gonna make it home buddy that's one

she gonna make it home buddy that's one of the best things I've ever seen that

of the best things I've ever seen that

of the best things I've ever seen that was great thanks man listen it's like

was great thanks man listen it's like

was great thanks man listen it's like it's

it's

it's hey

um did you maybe want to grab a beer

um did you maybe want to grab a beer

um did you maybe want to grab a beer yeah

there you are oh my god I've been

there you are oh my god I've been

there you are oh my god I've been looking for you all night where you been

looking for you all night where you been

looking for you all night where you been doing are you yeah yeah don't you

doing are you yeah yeah don't you

doing are you yeah yeah don't you remember no you don't at all I just

remember no you don't at all I just

remember no you don't at all I just really had to get out of that situation

really had to get out of that situation

really had to get out of that situation um you wouldn't happen to have some

um you wouldn't happen to have some

um you wouldn't happen to have some rolling papers or a pipe on you would

rolling papers or a pipe on you would

rolling papers or a pipe on you would you well that depends do you have enough

you well that depends do you have enough

you well that depends do you have enough Contraband to share with the class

Contraband to share with the class

Contraband to share with the class yeah but technically it's for my

yeah but technically it's for my

yeah but technically it's for my insomnia so oh no that's cool I have

insomnia so oh no that's cool I have

insomnia so oh no that's cool I have glaucoma

I can't believe you live in Vancouver

I can't believe you live in Vancouver

I can't believe you live in Vancouver and you don't know how to roll a joint

and you don't know how to roll a joint

and you don't know how to roll a joint yeah I'm more of a pipe man myself can

yeah I'm more of a pipe man myself can

yeah I'm more of a pipe man myself can you no no you're not a pipe man 60 year

you no no you're not a pipe man 60 year

you no no you're not a pipe man 60 year old dudes with mustaches are pipe men

old dudes with mustaches are pipe men

old dudes with mustaches are pipe men look you can do this yeah well I got

look you can do this yeah well I got

look you can do this yeah well I got these like awkward skeleton fingers so

these like awkward skeleton fingers so

these like awkward skeleton fingers so if you could just finish rolling it then

if you could just finish rolling it then

if you could just finish rolling it then no way nope you give a man a joint and

no way nope you give a man a joint and

no way nope you give a man a joint and he smokes for a day but you teach a man

he smokes for a day but you teach a man

he smokes for a day but you teach a man to joint

to joint

to joint and you can get high whenever he wants

and you can get high whenever he wants

and you can get high whenever he wants ah yes from the Bible I believe right

ah yes from the Bible I believe right

ah yes from the Bible I believe right yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah just gotta commit lick it and roll it up

just gotta commit lick it and roll it up

just gotta commit lick it and roll it up Lick It and Roll I believe in you

and voila

that's uh that's a joint smokeable yeah

that's uh that's a joint smokeable yeah

that's uh that's a joint smokeable yeah we're gonna try anyway you've been a

we're gonna try anyway you've been a

we're gonna try anyway you've been a great teacher thank you well you were an

great teacher thank you well you were an

great teacher thank you well you were an excellent student

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

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[Music] [Applause]

oh

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sorry phone's being crazy

what time is it

what time is it

what time is it at 6 30.

at 6 30.

at 6 30. look I gotta go to work so

uh where is here

uh where is here

uh where is here oh uh venables and Victoria ish

so sorry I don't uh I don't usually do

so sorry I don't uh I don't usually do

so sorry I don't uh I don't usually do this oh yeah I know me me neither I I

this oh yeah I know me me neither I I

this oh yeah I know me me neither I I don't normally go home with girls that I

don't normally go home with girls that I

don't normally go home with girls that I just met

just met

just met oh no I mean um like I don't usually

oh no I mean um like I don't usually

oh no I mean um like I don't usually hook up with dudes

hook up with dudes

hook up with dudes ever

ever

ever wait what

wait what

wait what so you're bi then no

so you're bi then no

so you're bi then no I I identify as lesbian

I I identify as lesbian

I I identify as lesbian but we we did have sex though right

but we we did have sex though right

but we we did have sex though right you just I

you just I

you just I U and I'll identify me

U and I'll identify me

U and I'll identify me cool yeah yeah that works

well I had fun

well I had fun

well I had fun uh we should hang out again sometime you

uh we should hang out again sometime you

uh we should hang out again sometime you know I like just got out of this pretty

know I like just got out of this pretty

know I like just got out of this pretty serious relationship and I no one's

serious relationship and I no one's

serious relationship and I no one's saying anything about a relationship

saying anything about a relationship

saying anything about a relationship just uh you're a fun person we I had fun

just uh you're a fun person we I had fun

just uh you're a fun person we I had fun that's all yeah oh okay uh no I I had

that's all yeah oh okay uh no I I had

that's all yeah oh okay uh no I I had fun too

fun too

fun too well

good day to you

I'll uh

see you around I guess

every once in a while we all do

every once in a while we all do

every once in a while we all do something out of character

something out of character

something out of character if you'd asked me at the time if there

if you'd asked me at the time if there

if you'd asked me at the time if there was any hope that Adam and I would have

was any hope that Adam and I would have

was any hope that Adam and I would have a future together I would have laughed

a future together I would have laughed

a future together I would have laughed straight in your face

straight in your face

straight in your face the truth is

the truth is

the truth is we were just two strangers specifically

we were just two strangers specifically

we were just two strangers specifically looking for nothing

sometimes I smoke cause I'm

sometimes I smoke cause I'm

sometimes I smoke cause I'm sad sometimes

they say that pregnancy is one of the

they say that pregnancy is one of the

they say that pregnancy is one of the most magical times in a woman's life

although I'd only been knowingly

although I'd only been knowingly

although I'd only been knowingly pregnant for a day I was feeling no such

pregnant for a day I was feeling no such

pregnant for a day I was feeling no such Magic

Magic

Magic for me the beginning of my pregnancy

for me the beginning of my pregnancy

for me the beginning of my pregnancy felt like a perfect storm

felt like a perfect storm

felt like a perfect storm crippling anxiety nausea and Terror

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I've been blowing on that candle trapped

I've been blowing on that candle trapped

I've been blowing on that candle trapped by the handle of fear

by the handle of fear

by the handle of fear [Music]

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[Music] Lonely Nights on the highway

Lonely Nights on the highway

Lonely Nights on the highway [Music]

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[Music] since the midnights

since the midnights

since the midnights I was hoping you'd be lying here with me

I was hoping you'd be lying here with me

I was hoping you'd be lying here with me I've been needing you to get me through

I've been needing you to get me through

I've been needing you to get me through the nightmares and I was hoping just to

the nightmares and I was hoping just to

the nightmares and I was hoping just to tell you about the dreams

late conversations

late conversations

late conversations upholstery too easy to forget

whether it's mowing lawns building

whether it's mowing lawns building

whether it's mowing lawns building retaining walls or transforming your

retaining walls or transforming your

retaining walls or transforming your yard you want to hire the best

yard you want to hire the best

yard you want to hire the best automated landscape

so we good

so we good

so we good cut

cut

cut uh yeah that was great it's great uh

uh yeah that was great it's great uh

uh yeah that was great it's great uh one more for safety

oh oh my God

I got really stoned

I got really stoned

I got really stoned Stone hey so I know you're probably

Stone hey so I know you're probably

Stone hey so I know you're probably wondering why is the house so clean well

wondering why is the house so clean well

wondering why is the house so clean well Michelle agreed to see me again I don't

Michelle agreed to see me again I don't

Michelle agreed to see me again I don't care

care

care Michelle agreed to have coffee with me

Michelle agreed to have coffee with me

Michelle agreed to have coffee with me and if it goes well and she decides to

and if it goes well and she decides to

and if it goes well and she decides to come back here she'll see that I'm a new

come back here she'll see that I'm a new

come back here she'll see that I'm a new man

man

man great that's great Mac

great that's great Mac

great that's great Mac so what you're you're gonna see her

so what you're you're gonna see her

so what you're you're gonna see her again

again

again tell her that you love her she'll tell

tell her that you love her she'll tell

tell her that you love her she'll tell you that she doesn't care about you at

you that she doesn't care about you at

you that she doesn't care about you at all you went on two dates four months

all you went on two dates four months

all you went on two dates four months ago she doesn't care about you Mac my

ago she doesn't care about you Mac my

ago she doesn't care about you Mac my problems are a little bit more complex

problems are a little bit more complex

problems are a little bit more complex than that you don't even have problems

than that you don't even have problems

than that you don't even have problems Mac you don't even know what problems

Mac you don't even know what problems

Mac you don't even know what problems are oh what so suddenly you're the

are oh what so suddenly you're the

are oh what so suddenly you're the expert on problems

expert on problems

expert on problems yeah I am

yeah I am

yeah I am how's this for a problem

how's this for a problem

how's this for a problem I got Rita pregnant

I got Rita pregnant

I got Rita pregnant what

what

what what

what

what you can't just drop a bomb like that and

you can't just drop a bomb like that and

you can't just drop a bomb like that and walk out

walk out

walk out are you keeping it

are you keeping it

are you keeping it I don't know I don't know I can't think

I don't know I don't know I can't think

I don't know I don't know I can't think about it

are those mushrooms

are those mushrooms

are those mushrooms we got some reflecting to do

you know how's the uh scary as hell

you know how's the uh scary as hell

you know how's the uh scary as hell please don't mention it so how did your

please don't mention it so how did your

please don't mention it so how did your talk go

talk go

talk go could we have like just one night where

could we have like just one night where

could we have like just one night where we didn't talk about my uterus at all he

we didn't talk about my uterus at all he

we didn't talk about my uterus at all he was just leaving

7 30 on a Saturday night no one goes out

7 30 on a Saturday night no one goes out

7 30 on a Saturday night no one goes out before 11. I have helped so much our

before 11. I have helped so much our

before 11. I have helped so much our YouTube are you kidding I love you so

YouTube are you kidding I love you so

YouTube are you kidding I love you so what what am I supposed to be homeless

what what am I supposed to be homeless

what what am I supposed to be homeless he's dramatic

he's dramatic

he's dramatic okay I don't want to influence your

okay I don't want to influence your

okay I don't want to influence your decision at all but I do want you to see

decision at all but I do want you to see

decision at all but I do want you to see all of the hot single lesbians that

all of the hot single lesbians that

all of the hot single lesbians that you'll be missing out on none of those

you'll be missing out on none of those

you'll be missing out on none of those lesbians are single except for Grace

lesbians are single except for Grace

lesbians are single except for Grace you're really gonna like Grace Grace

you're really gonna like Grace Grace

you're really gonna like Grace Grace this is my friend Rita the only other

this is my friend Rita the only other

this is my friend Rita the only other single girl at the party whoa

single girl at the party whoa

single girl at the party whoa I'm Gonna Leave You to it

yo

this is such a grown-up event

this is such a grown-up event

this is such a grown-up event never seen so much quinoa salad in my

never seen so much quinoa salad in my

never seen so much quinoa salad in my life

definitely regretting my store-bought

definitely regretting my store-bought

definitely regretting my store-bought cupcake decision hey no judgment here

cupcake decision hey no judgment here

cupcake decision hey no judgment here and what did you bring

and what did you bring

and what did you bring oh just myself

oh just myself

oh just myself and a pack of smokes

and a pack of smokes

and a pack of smokes what one yeah

what one yeah

what one yeah oh uh

oh uh

oh uh well actually actually I'm thinking

well actually actually I'm thinking

well actually actually I'm thinking quitting

quitting

quitting but I'll join you

if I keep it

if I keep it

if I keep it how am I supposed to make movies if I'm

how am I supposed to make movies if I'm

how am I supposed to make movies if I'm busy changing diapers

busy changing diapers

busy changing diapers like I'd be like a full adult

food it's all the magic and the Wonder

food it's all the magic and the Wonder

food it's all the magic and the Wonder I'd just be an adult

I'd just be an adult

I'd just be an adult appreciating me animatronics

appreciating me animatronics

appreciating me animatronics I couldn't believe that

I couldn't believe that

I couldn't believe that word I can't do this

basically before you arrived you missed

basically before you arrived you missed

basically before you arrived you missed a riveting conversation about rescuing a

a riveting conversation about rescuing a

a riveting conversation about rescuing a shih tzu

shih tzu

shih tzu rescuing it from what

rescuing it from what

rescuing it from what exactly

exactly

exactly good

good

good oh my God

oh my God

oh my God I know how I know you

I know how I know you

I know how I know you Pride weekend like two years ago go on

Pride weekend like two years ago go on

Pride weekend like two years ago go on we made out in the alley your ex saw us

we made out in the alley your ex saw us

we made out in the alley your ex saw us had a tantrum can you chase after her

had a tantrum can you chase after her

had a tantrum can you chase after her did you used to have big pink hair yeah

did you used to have big pink hair yeah

did you used to have big pink hair yeah oh

oh

oh I am sorry

I am sorry

I am sorry if it makes you feel any better I do

if it makes you feel any better I do

if it makes you feel any better I do recall you were a pretty good kisser

recall you were a pretty good kisser

recall you were a pretty good kisser can't quite remember the quality of the

can't quite remember the quality of the

can't quite remember the quality of the kiss

kiss

kiss must not have been that memorable

must not have been that memorable

must not have been that memorable well then for the sake of my honor I

well then for the sake of my honor I

well then for the sake of my honor I feel like I should freshen your memory

you're not going to run off tonight are

you're not going to run off tonight are

you're not going to run off tonight are you

where were we

where were we

where were we you were just telling me how you were

you were just telling me how you were

you were just telling me how you were really great at

say about a 7.5

ouch

ouch

ouch good thing I'm just getting warmed up

oh hello I need your help Max really

oh hello I need your help Max really

oh hello I need your help Max really high on mushrooms and not in a good way

high on mushrooms and not in a good way

high on mushrooms and not in a good way and now he's gone crazy and he's about

and now he's gone crazy and he's about

and now he's gone crazy and he's about to do something really stupid I didn't

to do something really stupid I didn't

to do something really stupid I didn't know who else to call

I wouldn't be calling if it wasn't an

I wouldn't be calling if it wasn't an

I wouldn't be calling if it wasn't an emergency please

emergency please

emergency please text me the address

and like that she's running off again

and like that she's running off again

and like that she's running off again up to the same old girl drama

up to the same old girl drama

up to the same old girl drama actually this time it's more like boy

actually this time it's more like boy

actually this time it's more like boy drama what okay

drama what okay

drama what okay so I'm still gay very much gay

so I'm still gay very much gay

so I'm still gay very much gay it's just lately I've been sort of gay

it's just lately I've been sort of gay

it's just lately I've been sort of gay for this guy and then we stopped

for this guy and then we stopped

for this guy and then we stopped but now I'm pregnant

oh we're not sure if we're keeping it

oh we're not sure if we're keeping it

oh we're not sure if we're keeping it yet

I have to go

I have to go

I have to go but thank you

but thank you

but thank you for the conversation

for the conversation

for the conversation and for the kiss

Michelle I know you're in there I please

Michelle I know you're in there I please

Michelle I know you're in there I please I'm scared and I need you

what the hell is going on

what the hell is going on

what the hell is going on I need to talk to your daughter I just

I need to talk to your daughter I just

I need to talk to your daughter I just had a full-on premonition are you high

had a full-on premonition are you high

had a full-on premonition are you high no

no

no well yes but I have never been so clear

well yes but I have never been so clear

well yes but I have never been so clear in my life I'm calling the cops

in my life I'm calling the cops

in my life I'm calling the cops it's fine I'll handle it just

Michelle

Michelle

Michelle I love you

I love you

I love you yeah well can you just do that by

yeah well can you just do that by

yeah well can you just do that by yourself please

yourself please

yourself please look if you really loved me you'd accept

look if you really loved me you'd accept

look if you really loved me you'd accept the fact that I've moved on okay

the fact that I've moved on okay

the fact that I've moved on okay wait

wait

wait it's not that douche-faced guy with the

it's not that douche-faced guy with the

it's not that douche-faced guy with the terrible videos is it oh my God Mac you

terrible videos is it oh my God Mac you

terrible videos is it oh my God Mac you don't deserve or need to know that good

don't deserve or need to know that good

don't deserve or need to know that good night

foreign

it's killing me to see you care about a

it's killing me to see you care about a

it's killing me to see you care about a girl that doesn't love you as much as I

girl that doesn't love you as much as I

girl that doesn't love you as much as I do man

you got to start by loving you first

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hi

hi

hi I can't believe you made me drive all

I can't believe you made me drive all

I can't believe you made me drive all the way out here for this it was really

the way out here for this it was really

the way out here for this it was really serious a minute ago they were gonna

serious a minute ago they were gonna

serious a minute ago they were gonna call the cops

well let's get you guys some hot

well let's get you guys some hot

well let's get you guys some hot chocolate

chocolate

chocolate hey

hey

hey you guys are gonna make great parents

you guys are gonna make great parents

you guys are gonna make great parents and if you ever take your kid to

and if you ever take your kid to

and if you ever take your kid to Disneyland

Disneyland

Disneyland you're just gonna see it through a

you're just gonna see it through a

you're just gonna see it through a child's eyes and that's gonna make it

child's eyes and that's gonna make it

child's eyes and that's gonna make it even more magical

little guys tuckered out

I kissed a girl tonight nice

I kissed a girl tonight nice

I kissed a girl tonight nice was she cute

was she cute

was she cute was that okay yeah I mean you don't

was that okay yeah I mean you don't

was that okay yeah I mean you don't really need my permission we don't

really need my permission we don't

really need my permission we don't really know what we

really know what we

really know what we yeah okay then she was cute

I know we don't really know where we're

I know we don't really know where we're

I know we don't really know where we're headed right now but

headed right now but

headed right now but I love you

you are a lovely person

I love you too

I love you too

I love you too [Music]

they say as an adult we make about 35

they say as an adult we make about 35

they say as an adult we make about 35 000 choices a day what to eat what to

000 choices a day what to eat what to

000 choices a day what to eat what to wear when to go to bed and the list goes

wear when to go to bed and the list goes

wear when to go to bed and the list goes on

on

on but those choices didn't prepare me for

but those choices didn't prepare me for

but those choices didn't prepare me for the biggest Choice I've had to make in

the biggest Choice I've had to make in

the biggest Choice I've had to make in my life

my life

my life [Music]

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hey Mac

hey Mac

hey Mac is Adam up yet he's just in the shower

is Adam up yet he's just in the shower

is Adam up yet he's just in the shower hey can I show you something

hey can I show you something

hey can I show you something sure

it's your boy Trent so the other day I

it's your boy Trent so the other day I

it's your boy Trent so the other day I was thinking about the education system

was thinking about the education system

was thinking about the education system go to school go to college get a job

go to school go to college get a job

go to school go to college get a job what if you go to school you go to

what if you go to school you go to

what if you go to school you go to college and you get a dog say what think

college and you get a dog say what think

college and you get a dog say what think about it right you're all walking down

about it right you're all walking down

about it right you're all walking down the street with a pup and chicks be like

the street with a pup and chicks be like

the street with a pup and chicks be like damn that guy went to college

damn that guy went to college

damn that guy went to college this guy sucks right like our YouTube

this guy sucks right like our YouTube

this guy sucks right like our YouTube videos are a million times fun here

videos are a million times fun here

videos are a million times fun here I'm sorry who's this before I tell you

I'm sorry who's this before I tell you

I'm sorry who's this before I tell you you just gotta know that I'm like a half

you just gotta know that I'm like a half

you just gotta know that I'm like a half a foot taller than this guy oh this is

a foot taller than this guy oh this is

a foot taller than this guy oh this is the guy that's dating the girl you're

the guy that's dating the girl you're

the guy that's dating the girl you're obsessed with isn't it yes but knowing

obsessed with isn't it yes but knowing

obsessed with isn't it yes but knowing the whole package who would you rather

the whole package who would you rather

the whole package who would you rather date me or him

date me or him

date me or him oh Mac I'm gonna have to play the gay

oh Mac I'm gonna have to play the gay

oh Mac I'm gonna have to play the gay card on this one

card on this one

card on this one come on he's super basic right

come on he's super basic right

come on he's super basic right hey glad to see you guys are getting

hey glad to see you guys are getting

hey glad to see you guys are getting along

along

along yeah do you want to go for a walk

yeah do you want to go for a walk

yeah do you want to go for a walk outside right now uh

outside right now uh

outside right now uh yeah sure sure yeah yeah

you know I don't think Mac learned

you know I don't think Mac learned

you know I don't think Mac learned anything from his mushroom trip

anything from his mushroom trip

anything from his mushroom trip yeah

yeah

yeah so about the uh

so about the uh

so about the uh elephant in the room

elephant in the room

elephant in the room give me your phone

give me your phone

give me your phone okay

there

there

there there I just set an alarm for midnight

there I just set an alarm for midnight

there I just set an alarm for midnight because because I just took my last

because because I just took my last

because because I just took my last prenatal vitamin and I want us to decide

prenatal vitamin and I want us to decide

prenatal vitamin and I want us to decide today if we're keeping this baby

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[Music] Pro

Pro

Pro if you ever need a kidney transplant you

if you ever need a kidney transplant you

if you ever need a kidney transplant you could always steal the babies

could always steal the babies

could always steal the babies con

con

con what about your career don't you want to

what about your career don't you want to

what about your career don't you want to be a filmmaker

be a filmmaker

be a filmmaker Pro could be good for my image

Pro could be good for my image

Pro could be good for my image nobody wants to root for the straight

nobody wants to root for the straight

nobody wants to root for the straight white male bachelor anymore so

white male bachelor anymore so

white male bachelor anymore so and what about your career I mean don't

and what about your career I mean don't

and what about your career I mean don't you want to be like a

you want to be like a

you want to be like a mental health worker or something I want

mental health worker or something I want

mental health worker or something I want to be a psychologist I am a mental

to be a psychologist I am a mental

to be a psychologist I am a mental health worker I thought you just

health worker I thought you just

health worker I thought you just delivered drugs I administer drugs

delivered drugs I administer drugs

delivered drugs I administer drugs so how's that going to get you into

so how's that going to get you into

so how's that going to get you into psychiatry

psychiatry

psychiatry psychology

psychology

psychology wait which one's the one that hands out

wait which one's the one that hands out

wait which one's the one that hands out the weed cards

oh hey adorable baby one o'clock

Pro

Pro

Pro we can put it in hilarious costumes for

we can put it in hilarious costumes for

we can put it in hilarious costumes for our own amusement

our own amusement

our own amusement I think I know that guy

I think I know that guy

I think I know that guy it's uh it's Tyler Parker he's like the

it's uh it's Tyler Parker he's like the

it's uh it's Tyler Parker he's like the Edgar Wright of Vancouver

Edgar Wright of Vancouver

Edgar Wright of Vancouver really big deal

really big deal

really big deal hey Tyler

hey Tyler

hey Tyler I I only actually met him once I don't

I I only actually met him once I don't

I I only actually met him once I don't really know him that well why would you

really know him that well why would you

really know him that well why would you say that hey

say that hey

say that hey hey uh I I think I saw you speak at the

hey uh I I think I saw you speak at the

hey uh I I think I saw you speak at the Canadian Film Fest one time

Canadian Film Fest one time

Canadian Film Fest one time wait you're the guy who made the burning

wait you're the guy who made the burning

wait you're the guy who made the burning man dock yeah yeah that's right I did

man dock yeah yeah that's right I did

man dock yeah yeah that's right I did you you saw that no uh but I heard good

you you saw that no uh but I heard good

you you saw that no uh but I heard good things

things

things uh I'm uh I'm Adam and uh this is Rita

uh I'm uh I'm Adam and uh this is Rita

uh I'm uh I'm Adam and uh this is Rita Amy nice to meet you

Amy nice to meet you

Amy nice to meet you we couldn't help notice your adorable

we couldn't help notice your adorable

we couldn't help notice your adorable little Ewok there

little Ewok there

little Ewok there how's parenting going I know a lot of

how's parenting going I know a lot of

how's parenting going I know a lot of sleepless nights but it's worth it I

sleepless nights but it's worth it I

sleepless nights but it's worth it I mean like overall any regrets Pros cons

um nope the only regret I have is not

um nope the only regret I have is not

um nope the only regret I have is not packing an extra shirt but uh yeah I

packing an extra shirt but uh yeah I

packing an extra shirt but uh yeah I always pack a ton of clothes for the

always pack a ton of clothes for the

always pack a ton of clothes for the baby but I forgot

baby but I forgot

baby but I forgot I forgot anyways uh we have to run home

I forgot anyways uh we have to run home

I forgot anyways uh we have to run home so um have a nice day

so um have a nice day

so um have a nice day oh wait

we're pregnant and we're trying to

we're pregnant and we're trying to

we're pregnant and we're trying to decide if we're gonna keep the baby or

decide if we're gonna keep the baby or

decide if we're gonna keep the baby or not I was wondering if I could just pick

not I was wondering if I could just pick

not I was wondering if I could just pick your brain about pregnancy and babies

your brain about pregnancy and babies

your brain about pregnancy and babies that that was that was weird right that

that that was that was weird right that

that that was that was weird right that was weird I'm sorry never mind

you want to come over for tea like right

you want to come over for tea like right

you want to come over for tea like right now

now

now is that okay okay yeah okay sure

is that okay okay yeah okay sure

is that okay okay yeah okay sure thanks

congratulations

you two must be so excited

you two must be so excited

you two must be so excited oh no congratulations just yet we're uh

oh no congratulations just yet we're uh

oh no congratulations just yet we're uh we're still in the uh trying to decide

we're still in the uh trying to decide

we're still in the uh trying to decide if we want to keep it phase

so how was pregnancy

so how was pregnancy

so how was pregnancy oh uh first trimester I was sick the

oh uh first trimester I was sick the

oh uh first trimester I was sick the whole time a second went pretty smooth

whole time a second went pretty smooth

whole time a second went pretty smooth with all the happy hormones and third I

with all the happy hormones and third I

with all the happy hormones and third I just felt like a clumsy sore elephant

just felt like a clumsy sore elephant

just felt like a clumsy sore elephant but we survived

but we survived

but we survived and uh what about the labor how did the

and uh what about the labor how did the

and uh what about the labor how did the birth go yeah

birth go yeah

birth go yeah yeah it was 24 hours hell for the next

yeah it was 24 hours hell for the next

yeah it was 24 hours hell for the next 16 and then his heart rate went all

16 and then his heart rate went all

16 and then his heart rate went all wonky and it's right before I was fully

wonky and it's right before I was fully

wonky and it's right before I was fully dilated it was like hello emergency

dilated it was like hello emergency

dilated it was like hello emergency C-section

yeah it was super traumatic

yeah it was super traumatic

yeah it was super traumatic but I'm proud of myself for making it

but I'm proud of myself for making it

but I'm proud of myself for making it through I mean C-section was not in my

through I mean C-section was not in my

through I mean C-section was not in my birth plan at all

birth plan at all

birth plan at all birth plan

birth plan

birth plan Adam why don't you and I grab these

Adam why don't you and I grab these

Adam why don't you and I grab these ladies some drinks minty oh sure thanks

ladies some drinks minty oh sure thanks

ladies some drinks minty oh sure thanks your turn oh yeah hey hey he's got a lot

your turn oh yeah hey hey he's got a lot

your turn oh yeah hey hey he's got a lot to say

hello

hello

hello oh there you go what's going on

so you really can't have it all hey

so you really can't have it all hey

so you really can't have it all hey successful filmmaker and a dad see

successful filmmaker and a dad see

successful filmmaker and a dad see that's that's one of the things that I

that's that's one of the things that I

that's that's one of the things that I was worried about getting how old are

was worried about getting how old are

was worried about getting how old are you

you

you I'll be 26 when the baby's born

I'll be 26 when the baby's born

I'll be 26 when the baby's born if we uh if we decide to Jesus

look

look

look people are going to tell you a bunch of

people are going to tell you a bunch of

people are going to tell you a bunch of crap like this is the best thing that'll

crap like this is the best thing that'll

crap like this is the best thing that'll ever happen to you the most wonderful

ever happen to you the most wonderful

ever happen to you the most wonderful change ever

change ever

change ever it's not

yeah well I mean I'm sure you guys share

yeah well I mean I'm sure you guys share

yeah well I mean I'm sure you guys share a lot of magical moments together you

a lot of magical moments together you

a lot of magical moments together you know you want to be a filmmaker right

know you want to be a filmmaker right

know you want to be a filmmaker right yeah

yeah

yeah and between your day job and taking care

and between your day job and taking care

and between your day job and taking care of your family when exactly are you

of your family when exactly are you

of your family when exactly are you going to find the time to be an

going to find the time to be an

going to find the time to be an established director

established director

established director well you know I'm always applying for

well you know I'm always applying for

well you know I'm always applying for funds um my roommate and I were were

funds um my roommate and I were were

funds um my roommate and I were were working on a web series right now

working on a web series right now

working on a web series right now nobody watches web series

nobody watches web series

nobody watches web series like the thing about fatherhood that

like the thing about fatherhood that

like the thing about fatherhood that nobody tells you is it's a prison

nobody tells you is it's a prison

nobody tells you is it's a prison you are stuck with her and the baby and

you are stuck with her and the baby and

you are stuck with her and the baby and sooner or later you're gonna resent them

well you guys seem happy

well you guys seem happy

well you guys seem happy well I'm not

well I'm not

well I'm not don't keep it

grab the beers

I just downloaded the pregnancy app on

I just downloaded the pregnancy app on

I just downloaded the pregnancy app on Rita's phone oh I love that app how big

Rita's phone oh I love that app how big

Rita's phone oh I love that app how big is this baby today

is this baby today

is this baby today it's about the size of a lentil

it's about the size of a lentil

it's about the size of a lentil oh and it told us the approximate due

oh and it told us the approximate due

oh and it told us the approximate due date Adam it's about September 17th

date Adam it's about September 17th

date Adam it's about September 17th wow

wow

wow two weeks after my birthday

two weeks after my birthday

two weeks after my birthday [Music]

pretty much does everything that you

pretty much does everything that you

pretty much does everything that you used to do she just puts the baby in a

used to do she just puts the baby in a

used to do she just puts the baby in a wrap

wrap

wrap oh and you can get these really cute

oh and you can get these really cute

oh and you can get these really cute little headphones and then you can take

little headphones and then you can take

little headphones and then you can take your baby to concerts and stuff

your baby to concerts and stuff

your baby to concerts and stuff cool

you gonna get that

it's midnight

I guess it is

so

so

so so

I'm leaning like

I'm leaning like

I'm leaning like 40 60.

40 60.

40 60. me too

me too

me too which way

which way

which way keeping the baby

really

wouldn't that be like 60 40.

let's just flip for it

let's just flip for it

let's just flip for it and we're not flipping for the baby yeah

and we're not flipping for the baby yeah

and we're not flipping for the baby yeah I know it was a joke

I know it was a joke

I know it was a joke bad job

you seemed so comfortable today

you seemed so comfortable today

you seemed so comfortable today I mean isn't your motto live for the

I mean isn't your motto live for the

I mean isn't your motto live for the story

yes it is

yes it is

yes it is well

well

well we're not teenagers

we're not teenagers

we're not teenagers I don't know if this is ever going to

I don't know if this is ever going to

I don't know if this is ever going to happen for me again

happen for me again

happen for me again you can try and sway me but he obviously

you can try and sway me but he obviously

you can try and sway me but he obviously wants to be here

he yeah uh Amy said that the closer you

he yeah uh Amy said that the closer you

he yeah uh Amy said that the closer you are to ovulating when you conceive the

are to ovulating when you conceive the

are to ovulating when you conceive the more likely it is to be a boy

more likely it is to be a boy

more likely it is to be a boy ah

ah

ah you can be as involved as you want to be

you can be as involved as you want to be

you can be as involved as you want to be I can move back into my mom's house no

I can move back into my mom's house no

I can move back into my mom's house no no no no no no no no

no no no no no no no

no no no no no no no no no I am not going to be some deadbeat

no no I am not going to be some deadbeat

no no I am not going to be some deadbeat dad

dad

dad if you're all in I'm all in

so what about us

I don't know

could we just be two super awesome

could we just be two super awesome

could we just be two super awesome people having a baby and

people having a baby and

people having a baby and take it one day at a time

take it one day at a time

take it one day at a time yeah okay

yeah okay

yeah okay [Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

so we're doing this

we're having a baby

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thank you

I think it's safe to say that every girl

I think it's safe to say that every girl

I think it's safe to say that every girl has a conversation with herself about

has a conversation with herself about

has a conversation with herself about what she would do if she found herself

what she would do if she found herself

what she would do if she found herself pregnant

I'll be real I always thought I'd keep

I'll be real I always thought I'd keep

I'll be real I always thought I'd keep it

it

it but I really didn't expect for it to

but I really didn't expect for it to

but I really didn't expect for it to actually happen to me

actually happen to me

actually happen to me [Music]

okay so I say we tell them after dinner

okay so I say we tell them after dinner

okay so I say we tell them after dinner before dessert

or do you think it's better to hear this

or do you think it's better to hear this

or do you think it's better to hear this kind of news uh on an empty stomach you

kind of news uh on an empty stomach you

kind of news uh on an empty stomach you know that way they don't have energy to

know that way they don't have energy to

know that way they don't have energy to react okay yeah we'll do that

react okay yeah we'll do that

react okay yeah we'll do that or maybe we uh just use this time to get

or maybe we uh just use this time to get

or maybe we uh just use this time to get them to meet you you know and then we

them to meet you you know and then we

them to meet you you know and then we could email them a week from now that

could email them a week from now that

could email them a week from now that works right

works right

works right but so when are we going to tell them we

but so when are we going to tell them we

but so when are we going to tell them we didn't agree we don't know when we're

didn't agree we don't know when we're

didn't agree we don't know when we're going to tell them what

dinner's just ready Mom this is Rita

dinner's just ready Mom this is Rita

dinner's just ready Mom this is Rita great to meet you Adam's told me nothing

great to meet you Adam's told me nothing

great to meet you Adam's told me nothing about you come on in and tell me

about you come on in and tell me

about you come on in and tell me everything

so how long have you two been together

so how long have you two been together

so how long have you two been together uh

uh

uh I guess we first met in September so

I guess we first met in September so

I guess we first met in September so three four three four months yeah the

three four three four months yeah the

three four three four months yeah the honeymoon stage huh

honeymoon stage huh

honeymoon stage huh you see Adam he normally doesn't bring

you see Adam he normally doesn't bring

you see Adam he normally doesn't bring girls around to meet the family okay

girls around to meet the family okay

girls around to meet the family okay it's been what one two years since

it's been what one two years since

it's been what one two years since Melissa was here okay Dad we don't need

Melissa was here okay Dad we don't need

Melissa was here okay Dad we don't need to

to

to oh my gosh are you two in love oh uh I

oh my gosh are you two in love oh uh I

oh my gosh are you two in love oh uh I wouldn't say that we were necessarily we

wouldn't say that we were necessarily we

wouldn't say that we were necessarily we have a lot of mutual respect for one

have a lot of mutual respect for one

have a lot of mutual respect for one another

another

another yeah yeah

well since the whole family is here

well since the whole family is here

well since the whole family is here together

together

together Mark and I have some really exciting

Mark and I have some really exciting

Mark and I have some really exciting news to share uh isn't it a bit uh early

news to share uh isn't it a bit uh early

news to share uh isn't it a bit uh early in the meal to be giving big news

in the meal to be giving big news

in the meal to be giving big news guess what guys I mean we haven't

guess what guys I mean we haven't

guess what guys I mean we haven't finished our salads yet Carol can't this

finished our salads yet Carol can't this

finished our salads yet Carol can't this wait

for engagement

because we finally set a date for the

because we finally set a date for the

because we finally set a date for the wedding

oh that's it that's that's the news

oh that's it that's that's the news

oh that's it that's that's the news and we make cards and everything we got

and we make cards and everything we got

and we make cards and everything we got this cartoon date like the dried fruit

this cartoon date like the dried fruit

this cartoon date like the dried fruit and it's on a deserted island and it

and it's on a deserted island and it

and it's on a deserted island and it says save the date

says save the date

says save the date yeah didn't you two already do that

yeah didn't you two already do that

yeah didn't you two already do that um we got engaged already yeah but now

um we got engaged already yeah but now

um we got engaged already yeah but now there is an opening at our dream wedding

there is an opening at our dream wedding

there is an opening at our dream wedding venue

venue

venue so

so

so it's time to mark your calendars don't

it's time to mark your calendars don't

it's time to mark your calendars don't you mean to save the date you're right

you mean to save the date you're right

you mean to save the date you're right because we are getting married

because we are getting married

because we are getting married September 17th oh honey what no no

September 17th oh honey what no no

September 17th oh honey what no no it's wrong the 17th uh I mean well I

it's wrong the 17th uh I mean well I

it's wrong the 17th uh I mean well I mean isn't it a little weird to have

mean isn't it a little weird to have

mean isn't it a little weird to have your wedding two weeks after my birthday

your wedding two weeks after my birthday

your wedding two weeks after my birthday isn't that weird right Rita that's weird

isn't that weird right Rita that's weird

isn't that weird right Rita that's weird oh I don't know

oh I don't know

oh I don't know why can't you have your wedding in the

why can't you have your wedding in the

why can't you have your wedding in the in the summer like a normal person Carol

in the summer like a normal person Carol

in the summer like a normal person Carol okay the date is immovable

we are really excited

are we doing this

are we doing this

are we doing this oh yeah I think we kind of have to

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[Music] ah so uh didn't want to upstage anyone

ah so uh didn't want to upstage anyone

ah so uh didn't want to upstage anyone but you know since we're all given big

but you know since we're all given big

but you know since we're all given big news

news

news uh mom

uh mom

uh mom dad

dad

dad you're going to be grandparents

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congratulations

congratulations

congratulations oh my God

oh my God

oh my God that's amazing news okay

okay I've got it I've got it we can

okay I've got it I've got it we can

okay I've got it I've got it we can throw a wedding next month

throw a wedding next month

throw a wedding next month uh what nobody no I mean one wedding and

uh what nobody no I mean one wedding and

uh what nobody no I mean one wedding and a baby seems like plenty of work wow I

a baby seems like plenty of work wow I

a baby seems like plenty of work wow I just figure if you guys are going to be

just figure if you guys are going to be

just figure if you guys are going to be doing this don't you want to make a real

doing this don't you want to make a real

doing this don't you want to make a real commitment mom what's more committed

commitment mom what's more committed

commitment mom what's more committed than having a baby but what about

than having a baby but what about

than having a baby but what about marriage what about it Mom marriage

marriage what about it Mom marriage

marriage what about it Mom marriage isn't what it used to be everyone gets

isn't what it used to be everyone gets

isn't what it used to be everyone gets divorced

divorced

divorced no offense

no offense

no offense it's okay

it's okay

it's okay I'm gonna be an auntie

I'm gonna be an auntie

I'm gonna be an auntie yeah so I mean obviously we got a long

yeah so I mean obviously we got a long

yeah so I mean obviously we got a long and bumpy road ahead of us and butt

and bumpy road ahead of us and butt

and bumpy road ahead of us and butt loads of adulting to do but yeah

loads of adulting to do but yeah

loads of adulting to do but yeah looks like our family just doubled in

looks like our family just doubled in

looks like our family just doubled in size

well we just got an app on my phone that

well we just got an app on my phone that

well we just got an app on my phone that says we're due in September

says we're due in September

says we're due in September what day

what day

what day the 17th

should be an exciting day

okay round two here we go yeah now I'm

okay round two here we go yeah now I'm

okay round two here we go yeah now I'm nervous

you know we don't we don't have to tell

you know we don't we don't have to tell

you know we don't we don't have to tell them tonight if you don't want to no

them tonight if you don't want to no

them tonight if you don't want to no just the fact that I got my mom dad and

just the fact that I got my mom dad and

just the fact that I got my mom dad and stepdad in the same room as a Christmas

stepdad in the same room as a Christmas

stepdad in the same room as a Christmas miracle

miracle

miracle this feels like coming out all over

this feels like coming out all over

this feels like coming out all over again

again

again [Music]

[Music]

[Music] came out to my dad he was choking on his

came out to my dad he was choking on his

came out to my dad he was choking on his tears trying not to show his blatant

tears trying not to show his blatant

tears trying not to show his blatant disapproval

tried to sweeten the blow by taking him

tried to sweeten the blow by taking him

tried to sweeten the blow by taking him to his favorite restaurant but it just

to his favorite restaurant but it just

to his favorite restaurant but it just made for an awkward public display

oh

oh

oh please then there was my mom

please then there was my mom

please then there was my mom with her I got denial

with her I got denial

with her I got denial she's just trying to control you

she's just trying to control you

she's just trying to control you I was hiding my girlfriend I finally

I was hiding my girlfriend I finally

I was hiding my girlfriend I finally wound up telling my mom in therapy

wound up telling my mom in therapy

wound up telling my mom in therapy because I was so scared she was gonna

because I was so scared she was gonna

because I was so scared she was gonna kick me out

kick me out

kick me out did they ever get over it

did they ever get over it

did they ever get over it kind of

kind of

kind of I mean eventually they agreed to meet my

I mean eventually they agreed to meet my

I mean eventually they agreed to meet my girlfriends

girlfriends

girlfriends that our relationships are pretty Far

that our relationships are pretty Far

that our relationships are pretty Far Cry from perfect

Cry from perfect

Cry from perfect I'm sorry and now I get to tell them

I'm sorry and now I get to tell them

I'm sorry and now I get to tell them that I'm having a baby out of wedlock

that I'm having a baby out of wedlock

that I'm having a baby out of wedlock with a dude that I am was Maybe Kinda

with a dude that I am was Maybe Kinda

with a dude that I am was Maybe Kinda sort of dating

sort of dating

sort of dating well no matter what I'll be there for

well no matter what I'll be there for

well no matter what I'll be there for you

I know

dad

dad

dad mom

Terry

we're gonna have a baby

we're gonna have a baby

we're gonna have a baby I'm pregnant

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[Music]

[Music] welcome to family Terry go get the

welcome to family Terry go get the

welcome to family Terry go get the champagne out of the freezer

champagne out of the freezer

champagne out of the freezer in my last marriage we tried for kids

in my last marriage we tried for kids

in my last marriage we tried for kids for so long and you have no idea the

for so long and you have no idea the

for so long and you have no idea the miracle God has given you thanks for

miracle God has given you thanks for

miracle God has given you thanks for being so supportive guys

being so supportive guys

being so supportive guys I love you guys

well that went well

well that went well

well that went well guess this is the point of no return hey

I know this is gonna sound really stupid

I know this is gonna sound really stupid

I know this is gonna sound really stupid but I'm kind of pissed that my parents

but I'm kind of pissed that my parents

but I'm kind of pissed that my parents were so loving and supportive

were so loving and supportive

were so loving and supportive how is me being pregnant at a wedlock

how is me being pregnant at a wedlock

how is me being pregnant at a wedlock better news than me being gay

better news than me being gay

better news than me being gay so you're mad that they were supportive

so you're mad that they were supportive

so you're mad that they were supportive yeah a little that's insane

good night

wait wait wait wait wait wait

I mean don't you want to hang out or

I mean don't you want to hang out or

I mean don't you want to hang out or something

something

something celebrate this weight off our chest

celebrate this weight off our chest

celebrate this weight off our chest I just want to be alone tonight

cool

I said I want to be alone

I said I want to be alone

I said I want to be alone it's me I'm Tony

sorry guys

come on in

so how are you doing

so how are you doing

so how are you doing I take it they didn't take it well

I take it they didn't take it well

I take it they didn't take it well they took it extremely well ah those

they took it extremely well ah those

they took it extremely well ah those jerks I don't know exactly how I wanted

jerks I don't know exactly how I wanted

jerks I don't know exactly how I wanted them to react but a little resistance

them to react but a little resistance

them to react but a little resistance would have been nice

would have been nice

would have been nice how is this better than me being gay I

how is this better than me being gay I

how is this better than me being gay I feel you I once had train over for

feel you I once had train over for

feel you I once had train over for Thanksgiving dinner and my parents were

Thanksgiving dinner and my parents were

Thanksgiving dinner and my parents were thrilled my dad asked straight up if I

thrilled my dad asked straight up if I

thrilled my dad asked straight up if I was cured exactly oh I'm I'm all worked

was cured exactly oh I'm I'm all worked

was cured exactly oh I'm I'm all worked up and I can't even smoke a joint or

up and I can't even smoke a joint or

up and I can't even smoke a joint or have a beer

have a beer

have a beer I already hate being pregnant

I already hate being pregnant

I already hate being pregnant but we bought you

but we bought you

but we bought you kombucha

hello

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[Music]

[Music] hey this is Adam who's this

uh yeah uh sure

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hey Britt come on in come on in

hey Britt come on in come on in

hey Britt come on in come on in so how are you what's going on

everything uh okay with you and Justin

everything uh okay with you and Justin

everything uh okay with you and Justin or I don't really want to talk about it

or I don't really want to talk about it

or I don't really want to talk about it no yeah

uh hey Brit

hey

why didn't you tell me Mark was here I

why didn't you tell me Mark was here I

why didn't you tell me Mark was here I don't know why didn't you uh tell me

don't know why didn't you uh tell me

don't know why didn't you uh tell me about this

about this

about this Matt can you go to your room I'm

Matt can you go to your room I'm

Matt can you go to your room I'm actually sending a really important

actually sending a really important

actually sending a really important message right now go to your room Mack

message right now go to your room Mack

message right now go to your room Mack well I don't have Wi-Fi in my room so I

well I don't have Wi-Fi in my room so I

well I don't have Wi-Fi in my room so I get help

fine

so what's uh what's going on either I've

so what's uh what's going on either I've

so what's uh what's going on either I've seen the way you look at me

seen the way you look at me

seen the way you look at me and I know we've had tension between us

and I know we've had tension between us

and I know we've had tension between us and the past so

and the past so

and the past so why don't we just get right to it

why don't we just get right to it

why don't we just get right to it um okay uh you uh you have a boyfriend

um okay uh you uh you have a boyfriend

um okay uh you uh you have a boyfriend you do right I had a boyfriend yeah

you do right I had a boyfriend yeah

you do right I had a boyfriend yeah until he decided to sleep with my best

until he decided to sleep with my best

until he decided to sleep with my best friend

friend

friend Michelle yes Justin and Michelle had sex

Michelle yes Justin and Michelle had sex

Michelle yes Justin and Michelle had sex on my bed in my freaking bed if you need

on my bed in my freaking bed if you need

on my bed in my freaking bed if you need to keep it down Mac is uh obsessed with

to keep it down Mac is uh obsessed with

to keep it down Mac is uh obsessed with Michelle and he thinks that she's

Michelle and he thinks that she's

Michelle and he thinks that she's sleeping with this trend guy so oh she

sleeping with this trend guy so oh she

sleeping with this trend guy so oh she banged him too and you know what she's

banged him too and you know what she's

banged him too and you know what she's going to want to bang you next just as

going to want to bang you next just as

going to want to bang you next just as long as it ruins people's lives

long as it ruins people's lives

long as it ruins people's lives and I'm very sorry about that uh

and I'm very sorry about that uh

and I'm very sorry about that uh what can I do

me okay yeah great uh I I can't help but

me okay yeah great uh I I can't help but

me okay yeah great uh I I can't help but feel like I'm taking advantage of you or

feel like I'm taking advantage of you or

feel like I'm taking advantage of you or something though I mean you're kind of

something though I mean you're kind of

something though I mean you're kind of in an emotional state Maybe

in an emotional state Maybe

in an emotional state Maybe maybe we could talk I mean yeah yeah

maybe we could talk I mean yeah yeah

maybe we could talk I mean yeah yeah talk yeah talking talking's good I too

talk yeah talking talking's good I too

talk yeah talking talking's good I too have been going through quite the ordeal

have been going through quite the ordeal

have been going through quite the ordeal the past few days could we not make this

the past few days could we not make this

the past few days could we not make this about you

about you

about you right yeah sure okay

ground rules

ground rules

ground rules You're Gonna Go Down on Me First and I'm

You're Gonna Go Down on Me First and I'm

You're Gonna Go Down on Me First and I'm not gonna go down on you because well

not gonna go down on you because well

not gonna go down on you because well across

across

across then I'll consider having sex with you

then I'll consider having sex with you

then I'll consider having sex with you okay

hey you know you can't actually get

hey you know you can't actually get

hey you know you can't actually get drunk off that right

can I at least pretend I'm drinking

can I at least pretend I'm drinking

can I at least pretend I'm drinking how am I supposed to date when I'm all

how am I supposed to date when I'm all

how am I supposed to date when I'm all pregnant and fat well lesbians do you

pregnant and fat well lesbians do you

pregnant and fat well lesbians do you like to move fast maybe they'll be into

like to move fast maybe they'll be into

like to move fast maybe they'll be into it

it

it you're not helping

you're not helping

you're not helping look Sarah and Kristen paid a lot of

look Sarah and Kristen paid a lot of

look Sarah and Kristen paid a lot of money for their sperm you're a catch I

money for their sperm you're a catch I

money for their sperm you're a catch I think it's badass that you're keeping

think it's badass that you're keeping

think it's badass that you're keeping this kid

this kid

this kid I've already started crocheting little

I've already started crocheting little

I've already started crocheting little booties for a little rabbit

booties for a little rabbit

booties for a little rabbit but rabbit

but rabbit

but rabbit the baby spirit animal

the baby spirit animal

the baby spirit animal oh yeah yeah spirited

oh yeah yeah spirited

oh yeah yeah spirited okay

okay

okay I am officially done pouting

I am officially done pouting

I am officially done pouting now if you'll excuse me

now if you'll excuse me

now if you'll excuse me I have to use the washroom for the 100th

I have to use the washroom for the 100th

I have to use the washroom for the 100th time today

whoop America

can you feel less sarcastic me you're

can you feel less sarcastic me you're

can you feel less sarcastic me you're talking about a baby's spirit animal

what oh

what's going on

what's going on

what's going on oh my God

oh my God

oh my God oh my God everything hurts

oh my God everything hurts

oh my God everything hurts it's just morning sickness no

it's just morning sickness no

it's just morning sickness no oh this is different I need you guys to

oh this is different I need you guys to

oh this is different I need you guys to take me to the hospital

take me to the hospital

take me to the hospital well I I can't drive neither can I what

well I I can't drive neither can I what

well I I can't drive neither can I what how can you not drive we live in the

how can you not drive we live in the

how can you not drive we live in the city we don't need to drive oh call Adam

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I got it

okay fine you got a condom yeah just in

okay fine you got a condom yeah just in

okay fine you got a condom yeah just in the headboard use the red ones not the

the headboard use the red ones not the

the headboard use the red ones not the vegan ones

vegan ones

vegan ones he's not answering his phone should we

he's not answering his phone should we

he's not answering his phone should we just call an ambulance and be those

just call an ambulance and be those

just call an ambulance and be those ridiculous charges no thank you

ridiculous charges no thank you

ridiculous charges no thank you is he coming yeah yeah relax is on his

is he coming yeah yeah relax is on his

is he coming yeah yeah relax is on his way oh thank God where are we who's that

way oh thank God where are we who's that

way oh thank God where are we who's that dorky guy that Adam's always with

dorky guy that Adam's always with

dorky guy that Adam's always with I don't know I like looked through his

I don't know I like looked through his

I don't know I like looked through his photos jeffy's gonna be in there right

okay here it is it's Mackenzie oh he's

okay here it is it's Mackenzie oh he's

okay here it is it's Mackenzie oh he's totally family

what no no he's not trust me he's family

what no no he's not trust me he's family

what no no he's not trust me he's family okay just press the call button on his

okay just press the call button on his

okay just press the call button on his things

oh

uh who is this uh it doesn't matter can

uh who is this uh it doesn't matter can

uh who is this uh it doesn't matter can you please get Adam it's an emergency oh

you please get Adam it's an emergency oh

you please get Adam it's an emergency oh he's kind of busy at the moment okay no

he's kind of busy at the moment okay no

he's kind of busy at the moment okay no we need Adam now go it's an emergency

we need Adam now go it's an emergency

we need Adam now go it's an emergency reading

it's Rita apparently there's something

it's Rita apparently there's something

it's Rita apparently there's something wrong with the baby she needs a ride to

wrong with the baby she needs a ride to

wrong with the baby she needs a ride to the hospital

the hospital

the hospital okay I'm coming what you can't be

okay I'm coming what you can't be

okay I'm coming what you can't be serious I'm on my way

serious I'm on my way

serious I'm on my way are you serious right

who is that

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[Music] I'm so so sorry you can stay the night

I'm so so sorry you can stay the night

I'm so so sorry you can stay the night door locks itself

mother my child needs my help

what

what

what [Music]

it's go time

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

are you feeling nauseous at all

left or right left or right left right

left or right left or right left right

left or right left or right left right left

left

left [Music]

parking okay

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come on

come on

come on

come on [Music]

hello Adam they're taking her to get an

hello Adam they're taking her to get an

hello Adam they're taking her to get an ultrasound their word it might be an

ultrasound their word it might be an

ultrasound their word it might be an ectopic pregnancy

ectopic pregnancy

ectopic pregnancy what does that mean it means that the

what does that mean it means that the

what does that mean it means that the baby could be growing in the fallopian

baby could be growing in the fallopian

baby could be growing in the fallopian tubes uh instead of are you kidding me

tubes uh instead of are you kidding me

tubes uh instead of are you kidding me what which means

what which means

what which means the baby would have no chance of

the baby would have no chance of

the baby would have no chance of surviving

surviving

surviving okay

okay

okay coming right now

where is she she's in the second room on

where is she she's in the second room on

where is she she's in the second room on the right

better now apparently it was just my

better now apparently it was just my

better now apparently it was just my uterus stretching

uterus stretching

uterus stretching and the baby

it's a pretty strong heartbeat for eight

it's a pretty strong heartbeat for eight

it's a pretty strong heartbeat for eight weeks

foreign

we're all gonna be okay she yeah

we're all gonna be okay she yeah

we're all gonna be okay she yeah it's a it's a girl

it's a it's a girl

it's a it's a girl oh my God we're gonna have a girl yeah

oh my God we're gonna have a girl yeah

oh my God we're gonna have a girl yeah it's impossible to tell at this point

it's impossible to tell at this point

it's impossible to tell at this point it's just a uterus and a heartbeat

it's just a uterus and a heartbeat

it's just a uterus and a heartbeat right well but I mean I've got a pretty

right well but I mean I've got a pretty

right well but I mean I've got a pretty strong intuition about these things and

strong intuition about these things and

strong intuition about these things and I'm pretty sure it's a girl but as a

I'm pretty sure it's a girl but as a

I'm pretty sure it's a girl but as a medical professional it's impossible to

medical professional it's impossible to

medical professional it's impossible to tell if it's a girl or a boy at this

tell if it's a girl or a boy at this

tell if it's a girl or a boy at this point okay but it feels like a girl yeah

point okay but it feels like a girl yeah

point okay but it feels like a girl yeah boy or girl I just don't ever scare me

boy or girl I just don't ever scare me

boy or girl I just don't ever scare me like that again okay

okay now this feels real

okay now this feels real

okay now this feels real yeah

here we go

here we go

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