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morning

morning

morning see the media are still here yeah it

see the media are still here yeah it

see the media are still here yeah it pushes a lot of buttons this one it

pushes a lot of buttons this one it

pushes a lot of buttons this one it certainly pushes mine

certainly pushes mine

certainly pushes mine any news his condition deteriorated

any news his condition deteriorated

any news his condition deteriorated overnight

overnight

overnight oh is that a class on um yes

oh is that a class on um yes

oh is that a class on um yes you know if i was to take that off you

you know if i was to take that off you

you know if i was to take that off you i'd be doing your arteries a favor oh

i'd be doing your arteries a favor oh

i'd be doing your arteries a favor oh she's so nice

she's so nice

she's so nice pc jasmine de journee this is dr reed uh

pc jasmine de journee this is dr reed uh

pc jasmine de journee this is dr reed uh emma

emma

emma heard a lot about you from the lads

heard a lot about you from the lads

heard a lot about you from the lads that's worrying no you're their favorite

that's worrying no you're their favorite

that's worrying no you're their favorite fme

fme

fme go on i miss breakfast i'm afraid you

go on i miss breakfast i'm afraid you

go on i miss breakfast i'm afraid you don't get around me that easily

don't get around me that easily

don't get around me that easily so any leads anything on cctv camera

so any leads anything on cctv camera

so any leads anything on cctv camera failure on the street where the incident

failure on the street where the incident

failure on the street where the incident occurred

occurred

occurred and no witnesses so far on the plus

and no witnesses so far on the plus

and no witnesses so far on the plus psychic sue's been on the phone

psychic sue's been on the phone

psychic sue's been on the phone apparently the driver lives near water

apparently the driver lives near water

apparently the driver lives near water yeah time wasters and you might be

yeah time wasters and you might be

yeah time wasters and you might be saying that when the lottery numbers she

saying that when the lottery numbers she

saying that when the lottery numbers she gave me come up

gave me come up

gave me come up lasted around jokes no someone has to so

lasted around jokes no someone has to so

lasted around jokes no someone has to so you

you

you said that the boy's condition had

said that the boy's condition had

said that the boy's condition had deteriorated he's in a coma

deteriorated he's in a coma

deteriorated he's in a coma roberts talking of time wasters just the

roberts talking of time wasters just the

roberts talking of time wasters just the man morning ted

man morning ted

man morning ted i hear about the appeal and i'm

i hear about the appeal and i'm

i hear about the appeal and i'm volunteering for the bannons

volunteering for the bannons

volunteering for the bannons until the pubs open we don't need any

until the pubs open we don't need any

until the pubs open we don't need any help thanks

help thanks

help thanks ah and i'm sober as a judge you'll have

ah and i'm sober as a judge you'll have

ah and i'm sober as a judge you'll have you know

you know

you know oh news this vision of beauty dr emma

oh news this vision of beauty dr emma

oh news this vision of beauty dr emma reid

reid

reid sergeant ted dawes at your disposal

sergeant ted dawes at your disposal

sergeant ted dawes at your disposal retired

retired

retired ah what have you done to your hand oh

ah what have you done to your hand oh

ah what have you done to your hand oh it's all right i just uh i did it when i

it's all right i just uh i did it when i

it's all right i just uh i did it when i was blotto last night

was blotto last night

was blotto last night i just put a plaster on it i think that

i just put a plaster on it i think that

i just put a plaster on it i think that needs more than a plaster do you do you

needs more than a plaster do you do you

needs more than a plaster do you do you mind if i take a look

mind if i take a look

mind if i take a look why unless there's anything you need to

why unless there's anything you need to

why unless there's anything you need to do

do

do seeing as it's you ted but then on your

seeing as it's you ted but then on your

seeing as it's you ted but then on your bike yeah

bike yeah

bike yeah after you you better look after that

after you you better look after that

after you you better look after that seriously can't have you going hungry on

seriously can't have you going hungry on

seriously can't have you going hungry on the beat

wow oh

wow oh

wow oh and you didn't see a car driving away

sorry excuse me can you hear it do any

sorry excuse me can you hear it do any

sorry excuse me can you hear it do any of you even care

of you even care

of you even care just get stuttered you're crazy and you

just get stuttered you're crazy and you

just get stuttered you're crazy and you think that's appropriate sort of

think that's appropriate sort of

think that's appropriate sort of language to use do you

language to use do you

language to use do you what's going on thank goodness officer i

what's going on thank goodness officer i

what's going on thank goodness officer i am on the receiving end of the most

am on the receiving end of the most

am on the receiving end of the most pernicious

pernicious

pernicious of verbal abuse well i could hear you

of verbal abuse well i could hear you

of verbal abuse well i could hear you from over there madam but i couldn't

from over there madam but i couldn't

from over there madam but i couldn't hear anyone else

hear anyone else

hear anyone else are you a local resident well i was

are you a local resident well i was

are you a local resident well i was defending myself

defending myself

defending myself do you live here i was here to pay my

do you live here i was here to pay my

do you live here i was here to pay my respects to the little boy who's been

respects to the little boy who's been

respects to the little boy who's been injured right well i'm gonna have to ask

injured right well i'm gonna have to ask

injured right well i'm gonna have to ask you to leave i think the residents have

you to leave i think the residents have

you to leave i think the residents have been through enough don't you

been through enough don't you

been through enough don't you i was trying to help but whatever your

i was trying to help but whatever your

i was trying to help but whatever your intentions you're creating a public

intentions you're creating a public

intentions you're creating a public disorder i am doing nothing of the sort

disorder i am doing nothing of the sort

disorder i am doing nothing of the sort i want your name and number young lady i

i want your name and number young lady i

i want your name and number young lady i intend to speak to your superior

intend to speak to your superior

intend to speak to your superior fine well you can come with me to the

fine well you can come with me to the

fine well you can come with me to the station

station

station i'm not going anywhere with you i'm

i'm not going anywhere with you i'm

i'm not going anywhere with you i'm arresting you for disorderly behavior oh

arresting you for disorderly behavior oh

arresting you for disorderly behavior oh get your hands off me

are you gonna help god oh you're

are you gonna help god oh you're

are you gonna help god oh you're watching me i'm not breaking my heart

watching me i'm not breaking my heart

watching me i'm not breaking my heart calm down you dislocated my shoulder oh

calm down you dislocated my shoulder oh

calm down you dislocated my shoulder oh sue

sue

sue my mother was a justice in the peace

my mother was a justice in the peace

my mother was a justice in the peace are you hurt only my dignity oh

are you hurt only my dignity oh

are you hurt only my dignity oh are you sure you're okay can i please

are you sure you're okay can i please

are you sure you're okay can i please say it was a drug dealer and not some

say it was a drug dealer and not some

say it was a drug dealer and not some old bint with a massive handbag no

old bint with a massive handbag no

old bint with a massive handbag no because they're our witnesses

i don't know why you're laughing you've

i don't know why you're laughing you've

i don't know why you're laughing you've got to go and examine her

cracked a rib oh i doubt it you might

cracked a rib oh i doubt it you might

cracked a rib oh i doubt it you might have a sore head though

have a sore head though

have a sore head though i'm seeing stars are you

i'm seeing stars are you

i'm seeing stars are you no but you're making me plush

no but you're making me plush

no but you're making me plush back to work yeah thanks doc

hmm

[Laughter]

right

right

right congratulations i hear you got a result

congratulations i hear you got a result

congratulations i hear you got a result potentially although it's thanks to the

potentially although it's thanks to the

potentially although it's thanks to the old guard more than us

old guard more than us

old guard more than us old guard ted oh and we've had good news

old guard ted oh and we've had good news

old guard ted oh and we've had good news from the hospital

from the hospital

from the hospital wesley's out of a coma oh that is good

wesley's out of a coma oh that is good

wesley's out of a coma oh that is good news

news

news do you have a second search yeah excuse

do you have a second search yeah excuse

do you have a second search yeah excuse me

did you get the horn um

did you get the horn um

did you get the horn um yes thank you thanks again for earlier

yes thank you thanks again for earlier

yes thank you thanks again for earlier a great bedside manner oh wow i aimed

a great bedside manner oh wow i aimed

a great bedside manner oh wow i aimed please

please

please sounds promising oh excuse me

should be well enough to give a

should be well enough to give a

should be well enough to give a statement in the morning night

statement in the morning night

statement in the morning night gosh i didn't recognize you out of a

gosh i didn't recognize you out of a

gosh i didn't recognize you out of a uniform

uniform

uniform i thought you left ages ago keeping tabs

i thought you left ages ago keeping tabs

i thought you left ages ago keeping tabs on me no

on me no

on me no of course not so

of course not so

of course not so are you doing anything nice this evening

are you doing anything nice this evening

are you doing anything nice this evening no

no

no no i'm knackered a long day me too for

no i'm knackered a long day me too for

no i'm knackered a long day me too for nothing

i wouldn't say that

so am i reading the signals right

signals i um

signals i um

signals i um i don't know what you mean

fancy going for a drink sometime

fancy going for a drink sometime

fancy going for a drink sometime assuming i'm not barking up the wrong

assuming i'm not barking up the wrong

assuming i'm not barking up the wrong tree

tree

tree you're not but

you're not but

you're not but it would be a bit weird wouldn't it

it would be a bit weird wouldn't it

it would be a bit weird wouldn't it going on a date with a colleague and

going on a date with a colleague and

going on a date with a colleague and quite a bit younger but there's only one

quite a bit younger but there's only one

quite a bit younger but there's only one way to find out

well um

yes i'd love to great i'll be in touch

yes i'd love to great i'll be in touch

yes i'd love to great i'll be in touch all right then night

oh no no

oh no no

oh no no oh

it's me emma i've got a spot sorry

it's me emma i've got a spot sorry

it's me emma i've got a spot sorry a zit on my chin

a zit on my chin

a zit on my chin why tonight of all night rubble that's

why tonight of all night rubble that's

why tonight of all night rubble that's it i'm not going

it i'm not going

it i'm not going oh yes you are acne

oh yes you are acne

oh yes you are acne at my age so what now your one solitary

at my age so what now your one solitary

at my age so what now your one solitary spot is acne

spot is acne

spot is acne it's a volcano try another toothpaste oh

it's a volcano try another toothpaste oh

it's a volcano try another toothpaste oh perfume something you'll dry out quickly

perfume something you'll dry out quickly

perfume something you'll dry out quickly i've only got half an hour okay well

i've only got half an hour okay well

i've only got half an hour okay well look you've got two options either

look you've got two options either

look you've got two options either squeeze it cover it with makeup or

squeeze it cover it with makeup or

squeeze it cover it with makeup or be upfront about it and show her that

be upfront about it and show her that

be upfront about it and show her that it's proof that you're still young at

it's proof that you're still young at

it's proof that you're still young at heart

heart

heart bye it's massive

so

hi i am so sorry i'm late

hi i am so sorry i'm late

hi i am so sorry i'm late i should have texted you to say that i

i should have texted you to say that i

i should have texted you to say that i was running late

was running late

was running late you um you must have thought i'd got

you um you must have thought i'd got

you um you must have thought i'd got clear feet

clear feet

clear feet well another hour i would have filed a

well another hour i would have filed a

well another hour i would have filed a missing person

missing person

missing person it's just um well my son phoned as i was

it's just um well my son phoned as i was

it's just um well my son phoned as i was leaving the house and

leaving the house and

leaving the house and he's in australia so there's the time

he's in australia so there's the time

he's in australia so there's the time difference australia

difference australia

difference australia wow is he on holiday gap year

wow is he on holiday gap year

wow is he on holiday gap year no no no he lives there all right so

no no no he lives there all right so

no no no he lives there all right so he's

he's

he's 31 oh he's uh he's a nurse

31 oh he's uh he's a nurse

31 oh he's uh he's a nurse in hospital in sydney and a patient of

in hospital in sydney and a patient of

in hospital in sydney and a patient of his had died and

his had died and

his had died and he was upset i couldn't just call him

he was upset i couldn't just call him

he was upset i couldn't just call him back no

back no

back no of course not i can't believe you have a

of course not i can't believe you have a

of course not i can't believe you have a son

son

son almost my age no i mean

almost my age no i mean

almost my age no i mean you don't look old enough

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ted definitely had a twinkle in his eye

ted definitely had a twinkle in his eye

ted definitely had a twinkle in his eye for you i could tell but it was

for you i could tell but it was

for you i could tell but it was more than a twinkle it was open season

more than a twinkle it was open season

more than a twinkle it was open season oh i think he was just trying to get a

oh i think he was just trying to get a

oh i think he was just trying to get a connection with the job again

connection with the job again

connection with the job again i see flowers in your future and maybe a

i see flowers in your future and maybe a

i see flowers in your future and maybe a card with kittens on

card with kittens on

card with kittens on stop it but it is easy to see how

stop it but it is easy to see how

stop it but it is easy to see how he ended up the drinking problem though

he ended up the drinking problem though

he ended up the drinking problem though i mean the canteen culture

i mean the canteen culture

i mean the canteen culture going to the pub straight after a shift

going to the pub straight after a shift

going to the pub straight after a shift do you feel pressure to join in

do you feel pressure to join in

do you feel pressure to join in ah no but it is one way to make sure you

ah no but it is one way to make sure you

ah no but it is one way to make sure you don't take the job home with you

don't take the job home with you

don't take the job home with you i know but obliteration i do it's not

i know but obliteration i do it's not

i know but obliteration i do it's not just the police is it

just the police is it

just the police is it i've seen it with surgeons therapists

i've seen it with surgeons therapists

i've seen it with surgeons therapists gps

gps

gps the shift patterns don't exactly

the shift patterns don't exactly

the shift patterns don't exactly encourage you having a life outside the

encourage you having a life outside the

encourage you having a life outside the job either exactly i mean how many

job either exactly i mean how many

job either exactly i mean how many people do we both know who are still

people do we both know who are still

people do we both know who are still single

single

single oh or ones with broken relationships

oh or ones with broken relationships

oh or ones with broken relationships where the job has been a factor

where the job has been a factor

where the job has been a factor although the one beacon i see is rob

although the one beacon i see is rob

although the one beacon i see is rob hollings

hollings

hollings oh i've always looked up to him for a

oh i've always looked up to him for a

oh i've always looked up to him for a lot of reasons

lot of reasons

lot of reasons and he has a very strong and loving

and he has a very strong and loving

and he has a very strong and loving relationship with karen

relationship with karen

relationship with karen have you met her you could say that i

have you met her you could say that i

have you met her you could say that i see her almost every day she's um

see her almost every day she's um

see her almost every day she's um she's the receptionist at the mill and

she's the receptionist at the mill and

she's the receptionist at the mill and um she's a force of nature

um she's a force of nature

um she's a force of nature oh the sarge was talking about how she

oh the sarge was talking about how she

oh the sarge was talking about how she was hogging the karaoke at a party

was hogging the karaoke at a party

was hogging the karaoke at a party no one could get near yeah well she

no one could get near yeah well she

no one could get near yeah well she doesn't need any encouragement or a

doesn't need any encouragement or a

doesn't need any encouragement or a microphone

microphone

microphone he said she quote cut a sway through all

he said she quote cut a sway through all

he said she quote cut a sway through all the oldies but goodies unquote

the oldies but goodies unquote

the oldies but goodies unquote i mean george michael brian adams

i mean george michael brian adams

i mean george michael brian adams oh someone i've never heard of what are

oh someone i've never heard of what are

oh someone i've never heard of what are they called m duran duran oh look i mean

they called m duran duran oh look i mean

they called m duran duran oh look i mean when i say oldies

when i say oldies

when i say oldies you mean the stuff that i was listening

you mean the stuff that i was listening

you mean the stuff that i was listening to on my walkman

to on my walkman

to on my walkman which is probably the same stuff that

which is probably the same stuff that

which is probably the same stuff that your mum was listening to when she was

your mum was listening to when she was

your mum was listening to when she was changing your nappies

changing your nappies

changing your nappies what's a walkman no i'm joking

what's a walkman no i'm joking

what's a walkman no i'm joking it was a record player call powered

it was a record player call powered

it was a record player call powered still joking you know the age thing

still joking you know the age thing

still joking you know the age thing isn't an issue for me

isn't an issue for me

isn't an issue for me and yet we keep coming back to it yeah

how's your food yeah it's good

how's your food yeah it's good

how's your food yeah it's good why are you even here emma hmm

why are you even here emma hmm

why are you even here emma hmm especially when you've got mount

especially when you've got mount

especially when you've got mount vesuvius on your face

um

oh thank you another bottle or straight

oh thank you another bottle or straight

oh thank you another bottle or straight onto something sweet and sticky

onto something sweet and sticky

onto something sweet and sticky oh you know i think i've had enough work

oh you know i think i've had enough work

oh you know i think i've had enough work i didn't even

i didn't even

i didn't even know if you drank or not yeah yeah yeah

know if you drank or not yeah yeah yeah

know if you drank or not yeah yeah yeah i i drink like a fish

i i drink like a fish

i i drink like a fish add some wine and i'm sure i'm hilarious

right so do you see anything you fancy

right so do you see anything you fancy

right so do you see anything you fancy well i'll be honest the only time i

well i'll be honest the only time i

well i'll be honest the only time i order dessert at a restaurant is when

order dessert at a restaurant is when

order dessert at a restaurant is when the date's been a disaster

the date's been a disaster

the date's been a disaster so i stuff myself with something over

so i stuff myself with something over

so i stuff myself with something over the top like a pavlova

the top like a pavlova

the top like a pavlova or a mountain of profiteroles and

or a mountain of profiteroles and

or a mountain of profiteroles and that way the uh the evening hasn't been

that way the uh the evening hasn't been

that way the uh the evening hasn't been a total waste

a total waste

a total waste well that's certainly original

well that's certainly original

well that's certainly original you know desserts can be a real tell

you know desserts can be a real tell

you know desserts can be a real tell can't they can they

can't they can they

can't they can they what people order like a slice of

what people order like a slice of

what people order like a slice of cheesecake with two spoons

cheesecake with two spoons

cheesecake with two spoons means you see i would really like the

means you see i would really like the

means you see i would really like the cheesecake but i don't want it like a

cheesecake but i don't want it like a

cheesecake but i don't want it like a pig

pig

pig bingo okay well what if i ordered

bingo okay well what if i ordered

bingo okay well what if i ordered um i don't know chocolate cake with or

um i don't know chocolate cake with or

um i don't know chocolate cake with or without cream

without cream

without cream single or whipped are we still talking

single or whipped are we still talking

single or whipped are we still talking about the cream

about the cream

about the cream what if it was this squirty color

people are looking

[Laughter]

two glasses of cassis please

two glasses of cassis please

two glasses of cassis please thank you good choice so much for no

thank you good choice so much for no

thank you good choice so much for no more wine

more wine

more wine [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] it's sweet not sickly

well excuse me i'm just

i think that this is just one too many

i think that this is just one too many

i think that this is just one too many so

so

so what did you think of my croissant oh

what did you think of my croissant oh

what did you think of my croissant oh very nice

the cream horn was that uh nothing

the cream horn was that uh nothing

the cream horn was that uh nothing freudian

freudian

freudian sometimes a cream horn is just a green

sometimes a cream horn is just a green

sometimes a cream horn is just a green water fair enough

water fair enough

water fair enough so the kitchen's through there decaf all

so the kitchen's through there decaf all

so the kitchen's through there decaf all right

right

right oh when you said coffee you actually you

oh when you said coffee you actually you

oh when you said coffee you actually you actually meant coffee well what did you

actually meant coffee well what did you

actually meant coffee well what did you think i meant

i take it last night went well

i take it last night went well

i take it last night went well i was a little late but once i got there

i was a little late but once i got there

i was a little late but once i got there yes i mean

yes i mean

yes i mean as we started to get to know each other

as we started to get to know each other

as we started to get to know each other it was um

don't tell me that you broke the first

don't tell me that you broke the first

don't tell me that you broke the first date rule

date rule

date rule really zara and you must know

really zara and you must know

really zara and you must know we did kiss good girl and it was amazing

we did kiss good girl and it was amazing

we did kiss good girl and it was amazing i mean it's one of the best i've had

i mean it's one of the best i've had

i mean it's one of the best i've had i'm literally buzzing you sound like a

i'm literally buzzing you sound like a

i'm literally buzzing you sound like a lovesick teenager

lovesick teenager

lovesick teenager come on you know what i mean what's that

come on you know what i mean what's that

come on you know what i mean what's that on your neck what is

on your neck what is

on your neck what is shut up you're just jealous

shut up you're just jealous

shut up you're just jealous yes and um don't tell anyone about this

yes and um don't tell anyone about this

yes and um don't tell anyone about this it's not strictly kosher

it's not strictly kosher

it's not strictly kosher you know what this is dropping oh you

you know what this is dropping oh you

you know what this is dropping oh you made me jump

made me jump

made me jump guilty conscience actually i was hoping

guilty conscience actually i was hoping

guilty conscience actually i was hoping i'd see you

i'd see you

i'd see you because aisha said you went on a date

because aisha said you went on a date

because aisha said you went on a date last night

last night

last night did she and i'm a bit confused

did she and i'm a bit confused

did she and i'm a bit confused are you bisexual now because you had

are you bisexual now because you had

are you bisexual now because you had that thing with gareth

that thing with gareth

that thing with gareth yes thank you for reminding me oh sorry

yes thank you for reminding me oh sorry

yes thank you for reminding me oh sorry all right if i had to give myself a

all right if i had to give myself a

all right if i had to give myself a label then i would say i was

pansexual

oh hang on is that the one where you're

oh hang on is that the one where you're

oh hang on is that the one where you're not attracted to anyone

not attracted to anyone

not attracted to anyone no that doesn't make any sense oh is it

no that doesn't make any sense oh is it

no that doesn't make any sense oh is it the one where you're gender neutral

the one where you're gender neutral

the one where you're gender neutral or where anything goes look it up

or where anything goes look it up

or where anything goes look it up valerie

oh well you've moved on from smiling

oh well you've moved on from smiling

oh well you've moved on from smiling and now we are pigging out are we they

and now we are pigging out are we they

and now we are pigging out are we they were a gift from a patient

were a gift from a patient

were a gift from a patient they will be rude not to

oh no i am made

oh no i am made

oh no i am made of stronger stuff clearly anyway i was

of stronger stuff clearly anyway i was

of stronger stuff clearly anyway i was looking for you where did you disappear

looking for you where did you disappear

looking for you where did you disappear to

to

to none of your business so

none of your business so

none of your business so are we going to be seeing jasmine again

are we going to be seeing jasmine again

are we going to be seeing jasmine again well i could say the same

well i could say the same

well i could say the same none of your business but you won't

none of your business but you won't

none of your business but you won't because you are

because you are

because you are dying to tell me tonight

dying to tell me tonight

dying to tell me tonight you don't waste your time i just want to

you don't waste your time i just want to

you don't waste your time i just want to see her what can i say well you've only

see her what can i say well you've only

see her what can i say well you've only had one date

had one date

had one date so well just be what

so well just be what

so well just be what careful well and that's it being careful

careful well and that's it being careful

careful well and that's it being careful for the rest of my life

for the rest of my life

for the rest of my life sometimes zara you just have to eat the

sometimes zara you just have to eat the

sometimes zara you just have to eat the damn chocolate

you see for me it's never really been

you see for me it's never really been

you see for me it's never really been about the gender

about the gender

about the gender it's about the person i mean

it's about the person i mean

it's about the person i mean take this tea go on well

take this tea go on well

take this tea go on well for argument's sake right it's peach

for argument's sake right it's peach

for argument's sake right it's peach flavor and

flavor and

flavor and i like peach flavor yeah i'm comfortable

i like peach flavor yeah i'm comfortable

i like peach flavor yeah i'm comfortable with it

with it

with it i'm used to it right but then one day

i'm used to it right but then one day

i'm used to it right but then one day i hear about another flavor passion

i hear about another flavor passion

i hear about another flavor passion fruit

fruit

fruit right and i think well

right and i think well

right and i think well just because i know i like peach flavor

just because i know i like peach flavor

just because i know i like peach flavor doesn't mean i can't try passion fruit

doesn't mean i can't try passion fruit

doesn't mean i can't try passion fruit does it

does it

does it no but are you experimenting with

no but are you experimenting with

no but are you experimenting with different flavors

different flavors

different flavors just for the sake of it oh no no no

just for the sake of it oh no no no

just for the sake of it oh no no no i'm i'm just very attracted to this

i'm i'm just very attracted to this

i'm i'm just very attracted to this flavor

flavor

flavor but wouldn't you know by now what flavor

but wouldn't you know by now what flavor

but wouldn't you know by now what flavor you're more

you're more

you're more suited to huh i like all flavors

suited to huh i like all flavors

suited to huh i like all flavors always have done it's just that i find

always have done it's just that i find

always have done it's just that i find this passion fruit one particularly

this passion fruit one particularly

this passion fruit one particularly irresistible

irresistible

irresistible and i'd like to stick with it

and i'd like to stick with it

and i'd like to stick with it are you paying me a compliment well i'm

are you paying me a compliment well i'm

are you paying me a compliment well i'm trying to

i've had better but thanks okay

i've had better but thanks okay

i've had better but thanks okay you did say you're free tonight yeah boy

you did say you're free tonight yeah boy

you did say you're free tonight yeah boy good

good

good i've organized a little surprise oh what

i've organized a little surprise oh what

i've organized a little surprise oh what is it

is it

is it well it wouldn't be a surprise if i told

well it wouldn't be a surprise if i told

well it wouldn't be a surprise if i told you now what is all right fair enough

you now what is all right fair enough

you now what is all right fair enough i had a great time

i had a great time

i had a great time [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] yeah me too

i would love to oh you know

i would love to oh you know

i would love to oh you know give me a ring all right

give me a ring all right

give me a ring all right bye-bye you've only known her

bye-bye you've only known her

bye-bye you've only known her five minutes well it's not like you've

five minutes well it's not like you've

five minutes well it's not like you've always waited for things to develop

always waited for things to develop

always waited for things to develop i would be more cautious these days

i would be more cautious these days

i would be more cautious these days jumping straight into bed with someone

jumping straight into bed with someone

jumping straight into bed with someone isn't so wise

isn't so wise

isn't so wise we didn't just jump into bed we danced

we didn't just jump into bed we danced

we didn't just jump into bed we danced what street dance jasmine took me to a

what street dance jasmine took me to a

what street dance jasmine took me to a class

class

class oh my god woman you could do yourself a

oh my god woman you could do yourself a

oh my god woman you could do yourself a mischief it was fun

mischief it was fun

mischief it was fun she was fun and what about

she was fun and what about

she was fun and what about the age difference what about it does it

the age difference what about it does it

the age difference what about it does it bother you

bother you

bother you from what i hear it didn't bother you

from what i hear it didn't bother you

from what i hear it didn't bother you when you slept with jack collins

when you slept with jack collins

when you slept with jack collins well that was what before you were more

well that was what before you were more

well that was what before you were more cautious

cautious

cautious i would never do something like that now

i would never do something like that now

i would never do something like that now oh well maybe you should

oh well maybe you should

oh well maybe you should life is short zara and i intend to make

life is short zara and i intend to make

life is short zara and i intend to make the most of it

the most of it

the most of it maybe you should too it's me

maybe you should too it's me

maybe you should too it's me leaving a message for the queen of doom

leaving a message for the queen of doom

leaving a message for the queen of doom thank you for tainting me with your

thank you for tainting me with your

thank you for tainting me with your cynicism

oh hi this makes a change not being

oh hi this makes a change not being

oh hi this makes a change not being first

first

first well you know i hate to be predictable

so our first morning date

so our first morning date

so our first morning date that's the joy of shift work yeah what

that's the joy of shift work yeah what

that's the joy of shift work yeah what are you gonna have

are you gonna have

are you gonna have um uh i don't know

it's a nice day fancy taking breakfast

it's a nice day fancy taking breakfast

it's a nice day fancy taking breakfast on the go

on the go

on the go that sounds great yeah thank you

that sounds great yeah thank you

that sounds great yeah thank you so how was your shift yesterday uh

so how was your shift yesterday uh

so how was your shift yesterday uh pretty quiet

pretty quiet

pretty quiet just a couple of drunks unlike us on our

just a couple of drunks unlike us on our

just a couple of drunks unlike us on our first tea

first tea

first tea total date oh no i hope you don't only

total date oh no i hope you don't only

total date oh no i hope you don't only fancy me after a few drinks

fancy me after a few drinks

fancy me after a few drinks it's just back there right i'm teasing

it's just back there right i'm teasing

it's just back there right i'm teasing but i don't want you to think that i was

but i don't want you to think that i was

but i don't want you to think that i was that you were embarrassed i wasn't but

that you were embarrassed i wasn't but

that you were embarrassed i wasn't but i'm not

i'm not

i'm not i just feel strangely self-conscious

i just feel strangely self-conscious

i just feel strangely self-conscious i haven't felt like that in a in a long

i haven't felt like that in a in a long

i haven't felt like that in a in a long time

time

time you know it's confusing

you know it's confusing

you know it's confusing emma people stare and sometimes

emma people stare and sometimes

emma people stare and sometimes it's because they're not used to seeing

it's because they're not used to seeing

it's because they're not used to seeing it or

it or

it or maybe they think it's sweet or maybe

maybe they think it's sweet or maybe

maybe they think it's sweet or maybe they have a problem with it

they have a problem with it

they have a problem with it but people look and we carry on

is this okay if it is with you

the thing is jasmine i like you

the thing is jasmine i like you

the thing is jasmine i like you quite a lot as it happens

and it feels strange because

i feel like a kid again i'm

i feel like a kid again i'm

i feel like a kid again i'm disorientated and

disorientated and

disorientated and oh no i've said too much and scared you

oh no i've said too much and scared you

oh no i've said too much and scared you into silence

into silence

into silence no i'm just savoring the moment the

no i'm just savoring the moment the

no i'm just savoring the moment the woman i fancy just told me she feels the

woman i fancy just told me she feels the

woman i fancy just told me she feels the same way

are you cold yeah a little bit yeah

favorite season um that would have to be

favorite season um that would have to be

favorite season um that would have to be early autumn it's still quite mild

early autumn it's still quite mild

early autumn it's still quite mild um the colors on the trees are beautiful

um the colors on the trees are beautiful

um the colors on the trees are beautiful and

and

and it has a sense of calmness about it

it has a sense of calmness about it

it has a sense of calmness about it the summer when we have one full of

the summer when we have one full of

the summer when we have one full of energy

energy

energy excitement fun and barbecues

excitement fun and barbecues

excitement fun and barbecues i love barbecues

my age really doesn't bother you i don't

my age really doesn't bother you i don't

my age really doesn't bother you i don't know

know

know how else to say it age is just a number

how else to say it age is just a number

how else to say it age is just a number but i mean that's all i've got

oh my god they've propagated might go

oh my god they've propagated might go

oh my god they've propagated might go join them

join them

join them leroy they obviously need a match yeah

leroy they obviously need a match yeah

leroy they obviously need a match yeah and what use would you be then

i wouldn't be your first right no

i wouldn't be your first right no

i wouldn't be your first right no no you're not there have been others

no you're not there have been others

no you're not there have been others well one in particular

well one in particular

well one in particular it didn't work out

but we can walk before we run

but we can walk before we run

but we can walk before we run can't we yeah

can't we yeah

can't we yeah yeah we can walk call me later

emma hey oh hi um do you want to join us

emma hey oh hi um do you want to join us

emma hey oh hi um do you want to join us for a nice lunch um

for a nice lunch um

for a nice lunch um thanks but no there's somewhere i need

thanks but no there's somewhere i need

thanks but no there's somewhere i need to be see that

to be see that

to be see that reid cannot wait to get out of the

reid cannot wait to get out of the

reid cannot wait to get out of the establishment we should follow suit no

establishment we should follow suit no

establishment we should follow suit no no no no come on

no no no come on

no no no come on emma hi if you're tired i i can go

emma hi if you're tired i i can go

emma hi if you're tired i i can go oh no no uh come in really yes

oh no no uh come in really yes

oh no no uh come in really yes yes come in okay thanks

for you just a thank you

for you just a thank you

for you just a thank you for well a nice morning

for well a nice morning

for well a nice morning is that the only reason you came round

is that the only reason you came round

is that the only reason you came round well

well

well you've seen my place so i thought it's

you've seen my place so i thought it's

you've seen my place so i thought it's only fair i see yours

only fair i see yours

only fair i see yours well i'll make us a cup of tea great

so did i pass the t-test the t-test

so did i pass the t-test the t-test

so did i pass the t-test the t-test come on we'll judge someone on how well

come on we'll judge someone on how well

come on we'll judge someone on how well they make their tea right

they make their tea right

they make their tea right yeah well i suppose i could give you a

yeah well i suppose i could give you a

yeah well i suppose i could give you a review but um

review but um

review but um you don't really strike me as someone

you don't really strike me as someone

you don't really strike me as someone who cares what other people think

who cares what other people think

who cares what other people think i care what you think

okay so are you going to give me a tour

okay so are you going to give me a tour

okay so are you going to give me a tour of shay jasmine um

of shay jasmine um

of shay jasmine um well it's all pretty standard i bet it's

well it's all pretty standard i bet it's

well it's all pretty standard i bet it's a few surprises

a few surprises

a few surprises no i think you'd be disappointed

no i think you'd be disappointed

no i think you'd be disappointed right well here we have lei

right well here we have lei

right well here we have lei sitting the room under the stairs we

sitting the room under the stairs we

sitting the room under the stairs we have

have

have le toilet and then

le toilet and then

le toilet and then upstairs

directly above us we have um

or perhaps you'd like to see

or perhaps you'd like to see

or perhaps you'd like to see perhaps i'd like you to show me

forget using t as a judge of character

you okay

what temperature have you got your

what temperature have you got your

what temperature have you got your heating on

heating on

heating on it's off it's all us baby

well then we're sizzling

um i'll look i'll just be back in a sec

um i'll look i'll just be back in a sec

um i'll look i'll just be back in a sec okay

oh my my

i'm really glad you came over are you

did you hear me

emma is everything okay oh yeah

emma is everything okay oh yeah

emma is everything okay oh yeah everything's fine

there is only one thing i know that

there is only one thing i know that

there is only one thing i know that could put that sort of smile on the

could put that sort of smile on the

could put that sort of smile on the girl's face

girl's face

girl's face oh is it that obvious blindingly

oh is it that obvious blindingly

oh is it that obvious blindingly i am telling you on a scale of one two

i am telling you on a scale of one two

i am telling you on a scale of one two three

three

three the lurid details i'm just jealous

the lurid details i'm just jealous

the lurid details i'm just jealous how long has it been a while not since

how long has it been a while not since

how long has it been a while not since you know oh yeah sorry anyway

you know oh yeah sorry anyway

you know oh yeah sorry anyway la la la la

please don't tell me you wanted to see

please don't tell me you wanted to see

please don't tell me you wanted to see me to talk me through the next chapter

me to talk me through the next chapter

me to talk me through the next chapter of the karma sutra

of the karma sutra

of the karma sutra no well what is it because i have to

no well what is it because i have to

no well what is it because i have to send these forms off before lunch

send these forms off before lunch

send these forms off before lunch come in

i feel a bit foolish so what's new

has something happened i think so

has something happened i think so

has something happened i think so you think so

you think so

you think so so you know the feelings i've been

so you know the feelings i've been

so you know the feelings i've been having for jasmine

having for jasmine

having for jasmine i thought they were because she had

i thought they were because she had

i thought they were because she had unleashed some long

unleashed some long

unleashed some long suppressed passion and hasn't she

suppressed passion and hasn't she

suppressed passion and hasn't she it's something else medical

symptoms hot flushes

symptoms hot flushes

symptoms hot flushes fatigue mood swings

well you know what that is yes i do

well you know what that is yes i do

well you know what that is yes i do irritability

it's hardly the end of the world i know

it's hardly the end of the world i know

it's hardly the end of the world i know and it should hardly have come as a

and it should hardly have come as a

and it should hardly have come as a surprise well of course not it

surprise well of course not it

surprise well of course not it it's just the timing's not great you're

it's just the timing's not great you're

it's just the timing's not great you're worried it's going to interfere with

worried it's going to interfere with

worried it's going to interfere with your afternoons of passion with jasmine

your afternoons of passion with jasmine

your afternoons of passion with jasmine well loss of libido can be an issue it

well loss of libido can be an issue it

well loss of libido can be an issue it didn't seem to be for you yesterday

didn't seem to be for you yesterday

didn't seem to be for you yesterday and i certainly don't have any problems

and i certainly don't have any problems

and i certainly don't have any problems where that's concerned

where that's concerned

where that's concerned oh of course you sailed through your

oh of course you sailed through your

oh of course you sailed through your menopause didn't you that was different

menopause didn't you that was different

menopause didn't you that was different i was unusually young what am i an old

i was unusually young what am i an old

i was unusually young what am i an old hag

hag

hag your words you know the drill

your words you know the drill

your words you know the drill a healthy diet exercise vitamin d

a healthy diet exercise vitamin d

a healthy diet exercise vitamin d supplements and cut down on alcohol

supplements and cut down on alcohol

supplements and cut down on alcohol you're joking

you're joking

you're joking no stiff drink is exactly what i need

no stiff drink is exactly what i need

no stiff drink is exactly what i need are you considering hrt i'm not

are you considering hrt i'm not

are you considering hrt i'm not considering anything yet well then what

considering anything yet well then what

considering anything yet well then what are you talking to me about then

are you talking to me about then

are you talking to me about then well i'd like a bit of sympathy maybe

well i'd like a bit of sympathy maybe

well i'd like a bit of sympathy maybe what

what

what hold your hand while you wallow in

hold your hand while you wallow in

hold your hand while you wallow in self-pity you've come to the wrong

self-pity you've come to the wrong

self-pity you've come to the wrong person i'm afraid

person i'm afraid

person i'm afraid well clearly because you are on full-on

well clearly because you are on full-on

well clearly because you are on full-on ice queen mode so i shall just have to

ice queen mode so i shall just have to

ice queen mode so i shall just have to wallow alone

wallow alone

wallow alone on reflection i could perhaps have been

on reflection i could perhaps have been

on reflection i could perhaps have been a little more sympathetic

a little more sympathetic

a little more sympathetic to your current situation

is that an apology that's a cup of tea

how are you well at the moment i am

how are you well at the moment i am

how are you well at the moment i am coming to terms with the fact that my

coming to terms with the fact that my

coming to terms with the fact that my transcendental passion for jasmine

transcendental passion for jasmine

transcendental passion for jasmine turns out to be the dying pangs of my

turns out to be the dying pangs of my

turns out to be the dying pangs of my fertility

fertility

fertility not that you're catastrophizing or

not that you're catastrophizing or

not that you're catastrophizing or anything all right a bit

anything all right a bit

anything all right a bit well you said yourself that you had a

well you said yourself that you had a

well you said yourself that you had a great time yesterday true

great time yesterday true

great time yesterday true and you and i both know that the

and you and i both know that the

and you and i both know that the menopause can be a springboard to a

menopause can be a springboard to a

menopause can be a springboard to a whole new lease of life

whole new lease of life

whole new lease of life so pull yourself together keep smiling

so pull yourself together keep smiling

so pull yourself together keep smiling and

and

and stay fabulous is that you being slightly

stay fabulous is that you being slightly

stay fabulous is that you being slightly more sympathetic

more sympathetic

more sympathetic yes can't you tell don't ever be a

yes can't you tell don't ever be a

yes can't you tell don't ever be a counsellor

counsellor

counsellor ever oh hi valerie

ever oh hi valerie

ever oh hi valerie emma are we all dressing up tonight

emma are we all dressing up tonight

emma are we all dressing up tonight what it's just i thought we had a

what it's just i thought we had a

what it's just i thought we had a conversation yesterday where we all

conversation yesterday where we all

conversation yesterday where we all agreed to go dressed as movie icons

agreed to go dressed as movie icons

agreed to go dressed as movie icons only now i think i dreamt it so are you

only now i think i dreamt it so are you

only now i think i dreamt it so are you going in fancy dress

going in fancy dress

going in fancy dress fancy dress no um look we just said that

fancy dress no um look we just said that

fancy dress no um look we just said that we were going to go smart casual didn't

we were going to go smart casual didn't

we were going to go smart casual didn't we

we

we valerie i have to go jasmine's here and

valerie i have to go jasmine's here and

valerie i have to go jasmine's here and and well zara's just arrived in a taxi

and well zara's just arrived in a taxi

and well zara's just arrived in a taxi all right we'll see you there

all right we'll see you there

all right we'll see you there bye

where are you i met emma's

where are you i met emma's

where are you i met emma's but i can't get out of the cab yet

but i can't get out of the cab yet

but i can't get out of the cab yet because they're snogging

because they're snogging

because they're snogging so i don't want to interrupt

so i don't want to interrupt

so i don't want to interrupt tell me what's your eta at the icon well

tell me what's your eta at the icon well

tell me what's your eta at the icon well depends how long it takes them to come

depends how long it takes them to come

depends how long it takes them to come up for air

up for air

up for air oh they look good together oh someone

oh they look good together oh someone

oh they look good together oh someone sounds jealous

sounds jealous

sounds jealous i am jasmine stolen my wing woman

i am jasmine stolen my wing woman

i am jasmine stolen my wing woman who else am i supposed to make cutting

who else am i supposed to make cutting

who else am i supposed to make cutting comments with or not well i could

comments with or not well i could

comments with or not well i could volunteer if a wingman would do instead

volunteer if a wingman would do instead

volunteer if a wingman would do instead i suppose that will have to do with

i suppose that will have to do with

i suppose that will have to do with where where

where where

where where what welcome welcome grab yourselves a

what welcome welcome grab yourselves a

what welcome welcome grab yourselves a drink you're gonna need one

drink you're gonna need one

drink you're gonna need one because sydney has organized a silent

because sydney has organized a silent

because sydney has organized a silent disco

disco

disco brilliant uh jasmine this is our al

brilliant uh jasmine this is our al

brilliant uh jasmine this is our al jasmine

jasmine

jasmine it's his party and i'll cry if i want to

it's his party and i'll cry if i want to

it's his party and i'll cry if i want to probably over the silent disco

probably over the silent disco

probably over the silent disco good to meet you where did we get the

good to meet you where did we get the

good to meet you where did we get the headphones over yonder

headphones over yonder

headphones over yonder enjoy right drink up everybody the ale

enjoy right drink up everybody the ale

enjoy right drink up everybody the ale needs to go

needs to go

needs to go you're kidding zara is the cute goatee

you're kidding zara is the cute goatee

you're kidding zara is the cute goatee boy

boy

boy no wonder daniel dunked her well it was

no wonder daniel dunked her well it was

no wonder daniel dunked her well it was a little bit more complicated than that

a little bit more complicated than that

a little bit more complicated than that don't you dare tell her that i told you

how old is he either go t-boy sid

probably younger than you if that's why

probably younger than you if that's why

probably younger than you if that's why you're asking

you're asking

you're asking like i'm just trying to make

like i'm just trying to make

like i'm just trying to make conversation how many times do i have to

conversation how many times do i have to

conversation how many times do i have to tell you

tell you

tell you the age gap is not an issue for me i'm

the age gap is not an issue for me i'm

the age gap is not an issue for me i'm sorry it's just it's just what

i'll look at you no thanks

i'll look at you no thanks

i'll look at you no thanks i'd much rather look at you

okay you are on everybody

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] i don't know who this is perry

i don't know who this is perry

i don't know who this is perry repeating it is not making it any

repeating it is not making it any

repeating it is not making it any clearer little mix

clearer little mix

clearer little mix well obviously i've heard of them but i

well obviously i've heard of them but i

well obviously i've heard of them but i mean i don't know their names

mean i don't know their names

mean i don't know their names individually she's the one who went out

individually she's the one who went out

individually she's the one who went out with zayn malik

with zayn malik

with zayn malik from one direction how come you know

from one direction how come you know

from one direction how come you know that because i'm a sponge

that because i'm a sponge

that because i'm a sponge you know a trivia sponge soaking up

you know a trivia sponge soaking up

you know a trivia sponge soaking up interesting bits of information

interesting bits of information

interesting bits of information very cavalier use of the word

very cavalier use of the word

very cavalier use of the word interesting valerie well look

interesting valerie well look

interesting valerie well look forget little mix let's just go back to

forget little mix let's just go back to

forget little mix let's just go back to the spice girls i mean even you must

the spice girls i mean even you must

the spice girls i mean even you must know them oh you know what i think i

know them oh you know what i think i

know them oh you know what i think i need some air

need some air

need some air oh no you're not getting out of this

oh no you're not getting out of this

oh no you're not getting out of this that easy no no really judgmental come

that easy no no really judgmental come

that easy no no really judgmental come on

on

on swing it shake it move it make it you

swing it shake it move it make it you

swing it shake it move it make it you think you

think you

think you are sick

emma

emma what's wrong

emma what's wrong

emma what's wrong are you ill

right you're really worrying me now

right you're really worrying me now

right you're really worrying me now i'm gonna go get some help no don't

i'm not ill i'm

menopausal i'm going through the

menopausal i'm going through the

menopausal i'm going through the menopause

menopause

menopause oh oh

oh oh

oh oh yes i remember when my mom went through

yes i remember when my mom went through

yes i remember when my mom went through that oh it seemed to go on forever

that oh it seemed to go on forever

that oh it seemed to go on forever not helping i mean she had a real

not helping i mean she had a real

not helping i mean she had a real nightmare yeah again

nightmare yeah again

nightmare yeah again i'm sorry oh i'm sorry

so i am not ill like i am hot i am

so i am not ill like i am hot i am

so i am not ill like i am hot i am anxious

anxious

anxious i am confused i am not sleeping at night

i am confused i am not sleeping at night

i am confused i am not sleeping at night and i can't concentrate in the day but i

and i can't concentrate in the day but i

and i can't concentrate in the day but i am not ill i am

am not ill i am

am not ill i am simply menopausal going through the

simply menopausal going through the

simply menopausal going through the menopause which is just another bonus

menopause which is just another bonus

menopause which is just another bonus feature of being a woman that men don't

feature of being a woman that men don't

feature of being a woman that men don't have

have

have you know what i think it's best if you

you know what i think it's best if you

you know what i think it's best if you just leave me to it can we at least talk

just leave me to it can we at least talk

just leave me to it can we at least talk about it no really

about it no really

about it no really bother you please

right

so this is it then you

so this is it then you

so this is it then you me my heart flushes and self medication

me my heart flushes and self medication

me my heart flushes and self medication well you might as well move in be like a

well you might as well move in be like a

well you might as well move in be like a couple of spinsters with cats

couple of spinsters with cats

couple of spinsters with cats sorry no offense better not be talking

sorry no offense better not be talking

sorry no offense better not be talking about me

about me

about me why do men get to be bachelors women

why do men get to be bachelors women

why do men get to be bachelors women have to settle for

have to settle for

have to settle for sad old spinster what difference does it

sad old spinster what difference does it

sad old spinster what difference does it make

make

make we're all going to die alone oh come on

we're all going to die alone oh come on

we're all going to die alone oh come on it's not that bad

it's not that bad

it's not that bad we may be pathetic sad and lonely but

we may be pathetic sad and lonely but

we may be pathetic sad and lonely but we do have our freedom yay for us

we do have our freedom yay for us

we do have our freedom yay for us tonight was supposed to be a celebration

tonight was supposed to be a celebration

tonight was supposed to be a celebration of friendship

of friendship

of friendship above everything else let's stop feeling

above everything else let's stop feeling

above everything else let's stop feeling sorry for ourselves

no need to ask how your weekend went

no need to ask how your weekend went

no need to ask how your weekend went anything from jasmine just a few

anything from jasmine just a few

anything from jasmine just a few non-committal texts

non-committal texts

non-committal texts i'm struggling as how best to reply

i'm struggling as how best to reply

i'm struggling as how best to reply that doesn't seem to be an emoji from

that doesn't seem to be an emoji from

that doesn't seem to be an emoji from menopause just put a sweat

menopause just put a sweat

menopause just put a sweat then chocolate then wine rage

then chocolate then wine rage

then chocolate then wine rage tears and then chocolate again

tears and then chocolate again

tears and then chocolate again oh come on i just feel terrible i mean

oh come on i just feel terrible i mean

oh come on i just feel terrible i mean asking her to leave the party like that

asking her to leave the party like that

asking her to leave the party like that it's not too late surely i should have

it's not too late surely i should have

it's not too late surely i should have learned by now not to get my hopes up

learned by now not to get my hopes up

learned by now not to get my hopes up i'm a relationship disaster zone

lottie

thank you

did you talk to jasmine yet what am i

did you talk to jasmine yet what am i

did you talk to jasmine yet what am i gonna say

gonna say

gonna say you'll think of something you can't let

you'll think of something you can't let

you'll think of something you can't let this go emma

oh look at the pair of us

oh look at the pair of us

oh look at the pair of us drinks tonight drown our sorrows

drinks tonight drown our sorrows

drinks tonight drown our sorrows lovely

jasmine hi hi is it okay if i weigh

jasmine hi hi is it okay if i weigh

jasmine hi hi is it okay if i weigh i wasn't sure what time emma would be

i wasn't sure what time emma would be

i wasn't sure what time emma would be done she's free now actually

done she's free now actually

done she's free now actually why don't you come through this way

why don't you come through this way

why don't you come through this way she's in room one thanks

um i also bought you this

um i also bought you this

um i also bought you this kim's highly recommended from my mum

i love it thank you

i love it thank you

i love it thank you [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] listen jasmine look if it's about friday

listen jasmine look if it's about friday

listen jasmine look if it's about friday i'm

i'm

i'm i shouldn't have done a runner i told

i shouldn't have done a runner i told

i shouldn't have done a runner i told you to go

you to go

you to go and right after telling you that i'm

and right after telling you that i'm

and right after telling you that i'm going through the menopause

going through the menopause

going through the menopause look i don't have a problem with that i

look i don't have a problem with that i

look i don't have a problem with that i just didn't know how to put it in a text

just didn't know how to put it in a text

just didn't know how to put it in a text so here i am well you certainly didn't

so here i am well you certainly didn't

so here i am well you certainly didn't need to bring me flowers

need to bring me flowers

need to bring me flowers i was a cow and i was a coward

i was a cow and i was a coward

i was a cow and i was a coward so we're even yeah

i can stop thinking about you this

i can stop thinking about you this

i can stop thinking about you this weekend

weekend

weekend i'm sorry no i can't stop thinking about

i'm sorry no i can't stop thinking about

i'm sorry no i can't stop thinking about you

oh can we start over

look i've had some time to think and

look i've had some time to think and

look i've had some time to think and um are you

um are you

um are you sure you want to get into this with me

sure you want to get into this with me

sure you want to get into this with me yes absolutely it's just

yes absolutely it's just

yes absolutely it's just a lot of women have a really tough time

a lot of women have a really tough time

a lot of women have a really tough time with menopause

with menopause

with menopause you know low mood low energy

you know low mood low energy

you know low mood low energy non-existent sex drive

non-existent sex drive

non-existent sex drive way to go emma think positive

way to go emma think positive

way to go emma think positive i mean i've had some women have the

i mean i've had some women have the

i mean i've had some women have the complete opposite

complete opposite

complete opposite they have a runaway libido or so my mom

they have a runaway libido or so my mom

they have a runaway libido or so my mom says

says

says can we please stop talking about your

can we please stop talking about your

can we please stop talking about your mum

mum

mum yeah sorry okay like

yeah sorry okay like

yeah sorry okay like i don't care about that stuff

i don't care about that stuff

i don't care about that stuff i care about you and

i care about you and

i care about you and i know we have a connection you feel it

i know we have a connection you feel it

i know we have a connection you feel it too right

but what about the future

but what about the future

but what about the future forget about the future look let's just

forget about the future look let's just

forget about the future look let's just spend some time together have fun see

spend some time together have fun see

spend some time together have fun see what

what

what happens

what are you doing tonight

if i call ahead we might be able to get

if i call ahead we might be able to get

if i call ahead we might be able to get a table up front

a table up front

a table up front right by the karaoke bands there is

right by the karaoke bands there is

right by the karaoke bands there is absolutely no way i am singing oh but we

absolutely no way i am singing oh but we

absolutely no way i am singing oh but we can do a duet

can do a duet

can do a duet islands in the stream

islands in the stream

islands in the stream hey hey hi perfect timing

can i interest you in a cupcake oh no

can i interest you in a cupcake oh no

can i interest you in a cupcake oh no thank you we're going out

thank you we're going out

thank you we're going out thanks you look frazzled oh do i

thanks you look frazzled oh do i

thanks you look frazzled oh do i addressingly undone i want to update

addressingly undone i want to update

addressingly undone i want to update that

so how was your morning fascinating

so how was your morning fascinating

so how was your morning fascinating two interviews one confession and many

two interviews one confession and many

two interviews one confession and many many

many

many tears not yours i hope not one very

tears not yours i hope not one very

tears not yours i hope not one very remorseful suspect

remorseful suspect

remorseful suspect well at least i think he was sorry no

well at least i think he was sorry no

well at least i think he was sorry no pay herself probably

pay herself probably

pay herself probably yeah probably dia spain's demolished his

yeah probably dia spain's demolished his

yeah probably dia spain's demolished his alibi

alibi

alibi and then he tied himself in knots trying

and then he tied himself in knots trying

and then he tied himself in knots trying to explain away his lies

to explain away his lies

to explain away his lies it was a master class in investigative

it was a master class in investigative

it was a master class in investigative interviewing

interviewing

interviewing seems like you're enjoying it yeah i

seems like you're enjoying it yeah i

seems like you're enjoying it yeah i loved it

loved it

loved it it's just a bit frustrating um

it's just a bit frustrating um

it's just a bit frustrating um shadowing's

shadowing's

shadowing's interesting but i want to get stuck in

interesting but i want to get stuck in

interesting but i want to get stuck in i really can't wait for my placement to

i really can't wait for my placement to

i really can't wait for my placement to start i know but you haven't got it yet

start i know but you haven't got it yet

start i know but you haven't got it yet no but i should hear any day now yeah

no but i should hear any day now yeah

no but i should hear any day now yeah i'd really love for diaspace to be my

i'd really love for diaspace to be my

i'd really love for diaspace to be my mentor

mentor

mentor just don't get your hopes up she's all

just don't get your hopes up she's all

just don't get your hopes up she's all for it

for it

for it i know but you know it's not just her

i know but you know it's not just her

i know but you know it's not just her decision is it no now come on let's go

decision is it no now come on let's go

decision is it no now come on let's go in nice starving

thanks for lunch you're welcome sorry if

thanks for lunch you're welcome sorry if

thanks for lunch you're welcome sorry if i droned on no not at all listen

i droned on no not at all listen

i droned on no not at all listen um if you're free at the weekend oh we

um if you're free at the weekend oh we

um if you're free at the weekend oh we could i'm moving

could i'm moving

could i'm moving i had a bus stop with camilla came home

i had a bus stop with camilla came home

i had a bus stop with camilla came home last night to find she'd moved the

last night to find she'd moved the

last night to find she'd moved the boyfriend in

boyfriend in

boyfriend in without telling me yeah i should have

without telling me yeah i should have

without telling me yeah i should have seen it coming he's been lurking for

seen it coming he's been lurking for

seen it coming he's been lurking for weeks

weeks

weeks you know they're throwing a party

you know they're throwing a party

you know they're throwing a party tonight to celebrate oh great

tonight to celebrate oh great

tonight to celebrate oh great expect his monumentally awful band will

expect his monumentally awful band will

expect his monumentally awful band will be butchering blur

be butchering blur

be butchering blur again you know i used to like 90s brit

again you know i used to like 90s brit

again you know i used to like 90s brit pop

pop

pop well you can always move in with me i

well you can always move in with me i

well you can always move in with me i mean you know i rent rooms

mean you know i rent rooms

mean you know i rent rooms no thanks for the invite but staying as

no thanks for the invite but staying as

no thanks for the invite but staying as a guest

a guest

a guest paying rent it's a bit weird yeah

paying rent it's a bit weird yeah

paying rent it's a bit weird yeah okay fair enough so what would you do go

okay fair enough so what would you do go

okay fair enough so what would you do go to my parents

to my parents

to my parents is that what it'll do until i can find

is that what it'll do until i can find

is that what it'll do until i can find something else

something else

something else you know you should come over for lunch

you know you should come over for lunch

you know you should come over for lunch next week

next week

next week oh okay it's a bit of a development

oh okay it's a bit of a development

oh okay it's a bit of a development meet the parents i have to warn you they

meet the parents i have to warn you they

meet the parents i have to warn you they are a little bit

can't eccentric so are we still on for

can't eccentric so are we still on for

can't eccentric so are we still on for lunch

lunch

lunch yeah it will just be mum dad's busy it's

yeah it will just be mum dad's busy it's

yeah it will just be mum dad's busy it's probably for the best they are a bit

probably for the best they are a bit

probably for the best they are a bit much together

much together

much together you sure you still want to come well yes

you sure you still want to come well yes

you sure you still want to come well yes you did invite me

you did invite me

you did invite me yeah it must be out of my mind look i

yeah it must be out of my mind look i

yeah it must be out of my mind look i deal with all sorts of people

deal with all sorts of people

deal with all sorts of people all of the time i'm sure your mum will

all of the time i'm sure your mum will

all of the time i'm sure your mum will be fine

be fine

be fine famous last words listen i better go i

famous last words listen i better go i

famous last words listen i better go i decided to make the most complicated

decided to make the most complicated

decided to make the most complicated lunch ever

lunch ever

lunch ever oh yeah what is it cheese on toast oh

oh yeah what is it cheese on toast oh

oh yeah what is it cheese on toast oh seriously

seriously

seriously i've got to list as long as my arm

i've got to list as long as my arm

i've got to list as long as my arm listen by the way have you heard

listen by the way have you heard

listen by the way have you heard anything about your placement yet

anything about your placement yet

anything about your placement yet uh no nothing try not to stress about it

uh no nothing try not to stress about it

uh no nothing try not to stress about it yeah okay bye oh

yeah okay bye oh

yeah okay bye oh i can never find anything in this

i can never find anything in this

i can never find anything in this kitchen patience

kitchen patience

kitchen patience everything has its place trust the

everything has its place trust the

everything has its place trust the universe darling

universe darling

universe darling and it'll bring you everything you need

and it'll bring you everything you need

and it'll bring you everything you need right well i need cumin or my

right well i need cumin or my

right well i need cumin or my daughter is a non-starter you know i am

daughter is a non-starter you know i am

daughter is a non-starter you know i am going to buy you a spice rack for your

going to buy you a spice rack for your

going to buy you a spice rack for your birthday

birthday

birthday oh thank you at this rate we'll be

oh thank you at this rate we'll be

oh thank you at this rate we'll be eating at midnight

eating at midnight

eating at midnight i didn't realize you and this emma were

i didn't realize you and this emma were

i didn't realize you and this emma were so serious well we have been seeing each

so serious well we have been seeing each

so serious well we have been seeing each other for six weeks

other for six weeks

other for six weeks so why am i only meeting her now

so why am i only meeting her now

so why am i only meeting her now can't you guess i've always been very

can't you guess i've always been very

can't you guess i've always been very accepting of all your girlfriends

accepting of all your girlfriends

accepting of all your girlfriends so has daddy what even the ones you

so has daddy what even the ones you

so has daddy what even the ones you scared off

scared off

scared off like libby the one daddy flashed he just

like libby the one daddy flashed he just

like libby the one daddy flashed he just got out of the shower oh and normal

got out of the shower oh and normal

got out of the shower oh and normal people use

people use

people use towels they don't air dry none of those

towels they don't air dry none of those

towels they don't air dry none of those girls was right for you

i can't eat any of this why not my

i can't eat any of this why not my

i can't eat any of this why not my ayurvedic nutritionist

ayurvedic nutritionist

ayurvedic nutritionist has me on a trip to detox i can only eat

has me on a trip to detox i can only eat

has me on a trip to detox i can only eat lentil soup and chickpeas oh now you

lentil soup and chickpeas oh now you

lentil soup and chickpeas oh now you tell me

tell me

tell me if you need me i'll be meditating

if you need me i'll be meditating

if you need me i'll be meditating oh cheese on toast would have been much

easier

ah doris i presume emma darling

ah doris i presume emma darling

ah doris i presume emma darling oh call me lotus oh okay how wonderful

oh call me lotus oh okay how wonderful

oh call me lotus oh okay how wonderful to meet you

to meet you

to meet you yes uh likewise let me take your clothes

yes uh likewise let me take your clothes

yes uh likewise let me take your clothes oh okay thank you

oh okay thank you

oh okay thank you have he met before you look familiar

have he met before you look familiar

have he met before you look familiar uh no no i don't think so

uh no no i don't think so

uh no no i don't think so you really are substantially older

you really are substantially older

you really are substantially older jasmine's always had a thing for the

jasmine's always had a thing for the

jasmine's always had a thing for the slightly more mature

slightly more mature

slightly more mature well i've still got my own teeth but for

well i've still got my own teeth but for

well i've still got my own teeth but for lesbians i suppose the pickings must be

lesbians i suppose the pickings must be

lesbians i suppose the pickings must be pretty slim especially from a small town

pretty slim especially from a small town

pretty slim especially from a small town i do find my queer friends are much more

i do find my queer friends are much more

i do find my queer friends are much more open to the idea of cross-generational

open to the idea of cross-generational

open to the idea of cross-generational relationships

relationships

relationships right it's jasmine around oh yes

right it's jasmine around oh yes

right it's jasmine around oh yes somewhere

somewhere

somewhere come along i'll fix you one of my famous

come along i'll fix you one of my famous

come along i'll fix you one of my famous gin cocktails oh good are you a fan of

gin cocktails oh good are you a fan of

gin cocktails oh good are you a fan of art

art

art um yes who's your favorite painter um

um yes who's your favorite painter um

um yes who's your favorite painter um this is my latest piece oh wow

this is my latest piece oh wow

this is my latest piece oh wow i've always been heavily influenced by

i've always been heavily influenced by

i've always been heavily influenced by de koning and miro

de koning and miro

de koning and miro of course it's a child

of course it's a child

of course it's a child in the womb right i wanted to represent

in the womb right i wanted to represent

in the womb right i wanted to represent the bond with the mother

the bond with the mother

the bond with the mother first love first friend um i know

first love first friend um i know

first love first friend um i know someone who

someone who

someone who who had a cat who could paint

who had a cat who could paint

who had a cat who could paint so that's my pathology dr emma what's

so that's my pathology dr emma what's

so that's my pathology dr emma what's yours

yours

yours sorry this relationship is it serious

sorry this relationship is it serious

sorry this relationship is it serious because jasmine's been hurt before and

because jasmine's been hurt before and

because jasmine's been hurt before and i'm very protective of my cubs look

i'm very protective of my cubs look

i'm very protective of my cubs look i have a son so i do understand oh

i have a son so i do understand oh

i have a son so i do understand oh so you're bisexual yes

so you're bisexual yes

so you're bisexual yes oh doubles your chance of a date i

oh doubles your chance of a date i

oh doubles your chance of a date i suppose

suppose

suppose or you're just incapable of monogamy i

or you're just incapable of monogamy i

or you're just incapable of monogamy i can assure you i

can assure you i

can assure you i am and it's very serious with jasmine at

am and it's very serious with jasmine at

am and it's very serious with jasmine at least

least

least from my perspective i'm still convinced

from my perspective i'm still convinced

from my perspective i'm still convinced we've met before

we've met before

we've met before oh probably at the mill no i'm not

oh probably at the mill no i'm not

oh probably at the mill no i'm not registered there

registered there

registered there a previous life maybe maybe

a previous life maybe maybe

a previous life maybe maybe lunch is served oh what i've salvaged of

lunch is served oh what i've salvaged of

lunch is served oh what i've salvaged of it

it

it i'll heat up my soup oh she's um she's

i'll heat up my soup oh she's um she's

i'll heat up my soup oh she's um she's not eating with us

not eating with us

not eating with us no she's on a detox lentil soup and

no she's on a detox lentil soup and

no she's on a detox lentil soup and chickpeas

chickpeas

chickpeas we want to be downwind of her

so how's it getting on well she thinks

so how's it getting on well she thinks

so how's it getting on well she thinks that we may have met in a previous life

well i didn't know you could fry salad i

well i didn't know you could fry salad i

well i didn't know you could fry salad i had to bin everything

had to bin everything

had to bin everything twice and start over okay

twice and start over okay

twice and start over okay you're very sexy when you're crossed

you're very sexy when you're crossed

you're very sexy when you're crossed i'm sexy period lunch was lovely

i'm sexy period lunch was lovely

i'm sexy period lunch was lovely oh yeah just wait for the toxicology

oh yeah just wait for the toxicology

oh yeah just wait for the toxicology report

report

report i was um i was just complimenting your

i was um i was just complimenting your

i was um i was just complimenting your daughter on her culinary prowess

daughter on her culinary prowess

daughter on her culinary prowess yes all my children are very talented i

yes all my children are very talented i

yes all my children are very talented i wonder where they get it from

wonder where they get it from

wonder where they get it from what does your son do he's a nurse in

what does your son do he's a nurse in

what does your son do he's a nurse in australia

australia

australia oh if jasmine emigrated i'd follow her

oh if jasmine emigrated i'd follow her

oh if jasmine emigrated i'd follow her to the ends of the earth

to the ends of the earth

to the ends of the earth stalker we still have that umbilical

stalker we still have that umbilical

stalker we still have that umbilical connecting us

connecting us

connecting us remember what happened in vietnam oh

remember what happened in vietnam oh

remember what happened in vietnam oh yeah i was backpacking and i got

yeah i was backpacking and i got

yeah i was backpacking and i got appendicitis

appendicitis

appendicitis i woke up thousands of miles away with

i woke up thousands of miles away with

i woke up thousands of miles away with stomach cramps it was

stomach cramps it was

stomach cramps it was total agony was just the cord slamming

total agony was just the cord slamming

total agony was just the cord slamming back into her

back into her

back into her umbilical whiplash

oh sorry um it's work

oh sorry um it's work

oh sorry um it's work uh pc dejani oh hi sarge

uh pc dejani oh hi sarge

uh pc dejani oh hi sarge let's do some yoga oh it empowers

let's do some yoga oh it empowers

let's do some yoga oh it empowers digestion

digestion

digestion well i i wouldn't recommend exercising

well i i wouldn't recommend exercising

well i i wouldn't recommend exercising on a full stomach

on a full stomach

on a full stomach it's only yin yoga unless you have a

it's only yin yoga unless you have a

it's only yin yoga unless you have a problem with flexibility

problem with flexibility

problem with flexibility i did struggle with that too during my

i did struggle with that too during my

i did struggle with that too during my menopause i think you'll find i'm quite

menopause i think you'll find i'm quite

menopause i think you'll find i'm quite bendy enough

bendy enough

bendy enough uh lotus i don't have any yoga clothes

uh lotus i don't have any yoga clothes

uh lotus i don't have any yoga clothes with

second pose is simhasana are you

second pose is simhasana are you

second pose is simhasana are you familiar with it

familiar with it

familiar with it my sanskrit is a little rusty lion pose

my sanskrit is a little rusty lion pose

my sanskrit is a little rusty lion pose press your palms into your knees and

press your palms into your knees and

press your palms into your knees and splay the fingers

splay the fingers

splay the fingers like sharpened claws of a lioness the

like sharpened claws of a lioness the

like sharpened claws of a lioness the proud mother of a

proud mother of a

proud mother of a cub perhaps inhale deeply

cub perhaps inhale deeply

cub perhaps inhale deeply and on the exhale

and again

once more

once more

once more [Music]

[Music]

[Music] his posture's very good also for bad

his posture's very good also for bad

his posture's very good also for bad breath

breath

breath the final posture is ananda balasana

the final posture is ananda balasana

the final posture is ananda balasana happy baby pose

what's going on don't interrupt darling

what's going on don't interrupt darling

what's going on don't interrupt darling i'm giving your girlfriend a lesson in

i'm giving your girlfriend a lesson in

i'm giving your girlfriend a lesson in yoga for digestive health but hardly a

yoga for digestive health but hardly a

yoga for digestive health but hardly a lesson i

lesson i

lesson i have done it before can we've had

have done it before can we've had

have done it before can we've had peppermint teach

peppermint teach

peppermint teach right lie back slowly raise your legs in

right lie back slowly raise your legs in

right lie back slowly raise your legs in parallel

parallel

parallel flex the feet take hold of the big toes

flex the feet take hold of the big toes

flex the feet take hold of the big toes with the four fingers and gradually

with the four fingers and gradually

with the four fingers and gradually draw your knees down towards the floor

draw your knees down towards the floor

draw your knees down towards the floor this posture is particularly good if you

this posture is particularly good if you

this posture is particularly good if you have a flabby tummy

have a flabby tummy

have a flabby tummy which is very common during the

which is very common during the

which is very common during the menopause

that's where i've seen you before the

that's where i've seen you before the

that's where i've seen you before the internet smears without fears

internet smears without fears

internet smears without fears uh what's she on about it was a campaign

uh what's she on about it was a campaign

uh what's she on about it was a campaign you know we did it at the mill and then

you know we did it at the mill and then

you know we did it at the mill and then it went online

it went online

it went online top tips to make your smear test more

top tips to make your smear test more

top tips to make your smear test more comfortable emma was the model

comfortable emma was the model

comfortable emma was the model or rather her vagina was seriously no it

or rather her vagina was seriously no it

or rather her vagina was seriously no it wasn't like that you know

wasn't like that you know

wasn't like that you know it was very tasteful you didn't see

it was very tasteful you didn't see

it was very tasteful you didn't see anything it was a very brave thing to do

anything it was a very brave thing to do

anything it was a very brave thing to do i'm not sure even i would be that open

i'm not sure even i would be that open

i'm not sure even i would be that open especially during the menopause if she

especially during the menopause if she

especially during the menopause if she mentions the menopause one more time

mentions the menopause one more time

mentions the menopause one more time i can recommend some fabulous teachers i

i can recommend some fabulous teachers i

i can recommend some fabulous teachers i found them invaluable especially when i

found them invaluable especially when i

found them invaluable especially when i was feeling particularly dry

was feeling particularly dry

was feeling particularly dry i'm sure jasmine would find them useful

i'm sure jasmine would find them useful

i'm sure jasmine would find them useful too oh

too oh

too oh i'm so sorry but i am loving the new

i'm so sorry but i am loving the new

i'm so sorry but i am loving the new outfit

outfit

outfit oh say thanks to your mum for the

oh say thanks to your mum for the

oh say thanks to your mum for the tincture

will i see you before the weekend no

will i see you before the weekend no

will i see you before the weekend no probably not works full-on

probably not works full-on

probably not works full-on you know i was really hoping that call

you know i was really hoping that call

you know i was really hoping that call was from the d.i hang in there

was from the d.i hang in there

was from the d.i hang in there it'll happen text me later yeah

you two look gorgeous together oh not

you two look gorgeous together oh not

you two look gorgeous together oh not over the hill then

over the hill then

over the hill then if you make my baby girl happy then i

if you make my baby girl happy then i

if you make my baby girl happy then i approve

approve

approve besides we're like old friends now we're

besides we're like old friends now we're

besides we're like old friends now we're of a similar vintage

of a similar vintage

of a similar vintage less of the seminar just promise me you

less of the seminar just promise me you

less of the seminar just promise me you won't hurt her

won't hurt her

won't hurt her mom for goodness sake promise i promise

right i better get going i'm so sorry

right i better get going i'm so sorry

right i better get going i'm so sorry it's nice to meet you

it's nice to meet you

it's nice to meet you sorry bye bye

god mom you are unbelievable you're my

god mom you are unbelievable you're my

god mom you are unbelievable you're my daughter and i wanted to make sure her

daughter and i wanted to make sure her

daughter and i wanted to make sure her intentions towards you were honorable

intentions towards you were honorable

intentions towards you were honorable seriously crazy

seriously crazy

seriously crazy it was hilarious look at the mother like

it was hilarious look at the mother like

it was hilarious look at the mother like that i'm amazed jasmine turned out to be

that i'm amazed jasmine turned out to be

that i'm amazed jasmine turned out to be so normal

so normal

so normal yes me too i mean everything was up for

yes me too i mean everything was up for

yes me too i mean everything was up for discussion and i mean

discussion and i mean

discussion and i mean everything oh yes yes my age my

everything oh yes yes my age my

everything oh yes yes my age my sexuality

sexuality

sexuality my what

my what

my what jasmine's mother recognized me from the

jasmine's mother recognized me from the

jasmine's mother recognized me from the smears without

smears without

smears without fears video no yes and she didn't just

fears video no yes and she didn't just

fears video no yes and she didn't just mention it in passing either

mention it in passing either

mention it in passing either poor jasmine poor jasmine what about me

poor jasmine poor jasmine what about me

poor jasmine poor jasmine what about me oh yes paul you too anyway i'm sure

oh yes paul you too anyway i'm sure

oh yes paul you too anyway i'm sure we'll have a good old laugh about it if

we'll have a good old laugh about it if

we'll have a good old laugh about it if i see her

i see her

i see her mean it oh well she's just been really

mean it oh well she's just been really

mean it oh well she's just been really busy with work i'm turning into a police

busy with work i'm turning into a police

busy with work i'm turning into a police widow

widow

widow so this is serious thing with me and

so this is serious thing with me and

so this is serious thing with me and jasmine

jasmine

jasmine maybe hello i'm so happy for you

maybe hello i'm so happy for you

maybe hello i'm so happy for you thanks to everything that's happened

thanks to everything that's happened

thanks to everything that's happened yes right i'd better go out to the

yes right i'd better go out to the

yes right i'd better go out to the campus i'll see you later

campus i'll see you later

campus i'll see you later see you later hi hi it's me uh listen i

see you later hi hi it's me uh listen i

see you later hi hi it's me uh listen i just wanted to let you know that i've

just wanted to let you know that i've

just wanted to let you know that i've managed to put that thai restaurant for

managed to put that thai restaurant for

managed to put that thai restaurant for tomorrow night oh

tomorrow night oh

tomorrow night oh that's great how did you get us in there

that's great how did you get us in there

that's great how did you get us in there i know i have my ways

i know i have my ways

i know i have my ways everything all right yeah i'm fine bit

everything all right yeah i'm fine bit

everything all right yeah i'm fine bit of a complicated case

of a complicated case

of a complicated case on the surface it seems straightforward

on the surface it seems straightforward

on the surface it seems straightforward we could get a result you're worried it

we could get a result you're worried it

we could get a result you're worried it might be the wrong result

might be the wrong result

might be the wrong result yeah what does rob say it was cid

yeah what does rob say it was cid

yeah what does rob say it was cid play it by the book yeah well i'd listen

play it by the book yeah well i'd listen

play it by the book yeah well i'd listen to him he's usually right

to him he's usually right

to him he's usually right ah thanks emma oh look i've got to go

ah thanks emma oh look i've got to go

ah thanks emma oh look i've got to go i'll see you tomorrow

i'll see you tomorrow

i'll see you tomorrow bye have you heard back from the d.i

bye have you heard back from the d.i

bye have you heard back from the d.i no not yet maybe i should give her a

no not yet maybe i should give her a

no not yet maybe i should give her a call word of advice

call word of advice

call word of advice there's a fine line between keen and

there's a fine line between keen and

there's a fine line between keen and pushy

pushy

pushy how about patience

come on let's go home

all right all right wow

all right all right wow

all right all right wow ring the bell if your girlfriend is hot

come on stop being so dark i'm not being

come on stop being so dark i'm not being

come on stop being so dark i'm not being daft do you look

daft do you look

daft do you look wow oh thank you if um

wow oh thank you if um

wow oh thank you if um only i thought to buy you a gift

it's just a little something it's not

it's just a little something it's not

it's just a little something it's not exactly tiffany's but

exactly tiffany's but

exactly tiffany's but after the experience with my mom you

after the experience with my mom you

after the experience with my mom you shouldn't have

shouldn't have

shouldn't have it's lovely oh help me put it on

it's ever so sweet of you

thank you all right

thank you all right

thank you all right i have got some fizz on ice so shall we

i have got some fizz on ice so shall we

i have got some fizz on ice so shall we do we have time yes table's not booked

do we have time yes table's not booked

do we have time yes table's not booked until 7 15

until 7 15

until 7 15 taxi is ordered so you have it all under

taxi is ordered so you have it all under

taxi is ordered so you have it all under control

control

control i'm impressed cheeky

i'm impressed cheeky

i'm impressed cheeky i will have oh i'll have the bangkok

i will have oh i'll have the bangkok

i will have oh i'll have the bangkok sling please

sling please

sling please um the mai tai punch for me thanks

after a long week this is so needed you

after a long week this is so needed you

after a long week this is so needed you know if i spent another moment in the

know if i spent another moment in the

know if i spent another moment in the house with my mom

house with my mom

house with my mom fussing well this weekend is going to

fussing well this weekend is going to

fussing well this weekend is going to just be about you and me

just be about you and me

just be about you and me and we are going to make the most of it

and we are going to make the most of it

and we are going to make the most of it perfect what's this one is it

perfect what's this one is it

perfect what's this one is it yes here we are right this is the uh

yes here we are right this is the uh

yes here we are right this is the uh best table you've got to hope i did ask

best table you've got to hope i did ask

best table you've got to hope i did ask for the best table when i made the

for the best table when i made the

for the best table when i made the reservation

reservation

reservation derek it's a table and it's lovely thank

derek it's a table and it's lovely thank

derek it's a table and it's lovely thank you y'all wonder if you could bring a

you y'all wonder if you could bring a

you y'all wonder if you could bring a bottle of champers asap

bottle of champers asap

bottle of champers asap celebrating our 35th anniversary

celebrating our 35th anniversary

celebrating our 35th anniversary or all commiseration depends on which

or all commiseration depends on which

or all commiseration depends on which one of us you ask

one of us you ask

one of us you ask oh derek josh do you think it's too late

oh derek josh do you think it's too late

oh derek josh do you think it's too late to move

to move

to move oh come on oh she's been shushing my

oh come on oh she's been shushing my

oh come on oh she's been shushing my jokes but

for a lifetime but you keep telling

let them look right

[Music]

please don't freeze me out we can get

please don't freeze me out we can get

please don't freeze me out we can get through this if we stick together

please i'm i'm awake i just you're angry

please i'm i'm awake i just you're angry

please i'm i'm awake i just you're angry with me

with me

with me what you blame me no then look at me

what you blame me no then look at me

what you blame me no then look at me are we going to be okay

no wait wait wait i really want to take

no wait wait wait i really want to take

no wait wait wait i really want to take a picture of them well we could just

a picture of them well we could just

a picture of them well we could just drink them

drink them

drink them don't be a grouch what are you going to

don't be a grouch what are you going to

don't be a grouch what are you going to do with a photo of two drinks

do with a photo of two drinks

do with a photo of two drinks okay well why don't we take one with us

okay well why don't we take one with us

okay well why don't we take one with us in it okay

in it okay

in it okay sorry to interrupt hi do you mind taking

sorry to interrupt hi do you mind taking

sorry to interrupt hi do you mind taking our photo please

our photo please

our photo please yeah actually miss uh uh none of us are

yeah actually miss uh uh none of us are

yeah actually miss uh uh none of us are very good at taking photos

very good at taking photos

very good at taking photos oh it's okay we're not very good at

oh it's okay we're not very good at

oh it's okay we're not very good at posing for them either

posing for them either

posing for them either we'd uh just rather not it's just a

we'd uh just rather not it's just a

we'd uh just rather not it's just a photo derrick

photo derrick

photo derrick no no it's all right we'll um

no no it's all right we'll um

no no it's all right we'll um we'll get a waiter to take it i think

we'll get a waiter to take it i think

we'll get a waiter to take it i think that's best

that's best

that's best and why is that jasmine no i'd like to

and why is that jasmine no i'd like to

and why is that jasmine no i'd like to know what the real issue is

do you need to see a doctor no i'm okay

you're not

i'm sorry what four

i'm sorry what four

i'm sorry what four i should have been able to handle this

i should have been able to handle this

i should have been able to handle this situation

situation

situation i meant to be trained for this i was i

i meant to be trained for this i was i

i meant to be trained for this i was i was useless

was useless

was useless i just i froze we both did

did we provoke them you mean apart from

existing

existing

existing we need to report this to the police we

we need to report this to the police we

we need to report this to the police we we should have gone straight there that

we should have gone straight there that

we should have gone straight there that the sooner we report it the quicker they

the sooner we report it the quicker they

the sooner we report it the quicker they can take some action

can take some action

can take some action right come on

right come on

right come on what it's just ironic

what it's just ironic

what it's just ironic what is that now you want to speak up

come on we can survive without a person

come on we can survive without a person

come on we can survive without a person yeah well obviously but it's not the

yeah well obviously but it's not the

yeah well obviously but it's not the photo that's the problem

photo that's the problem

photo that's the problem it didn't mean anything look i know we

it didn't mean anything look i know we

it didn't mean anything look i know we live

live

live in a modern world but some of us like to

in a modern world but some of us like to

in a modern world but some of us like to remain

remain

remain traditional that's all we were asking

traditional that's all we were asking

traditional that's all we were asking you for a photo

you for a photo

you for a photo not your approval okay let's just enjoy

not your approval okay let's just enjoy

not your approval okay let's just enjoy our meals shall we and move on

our meals shall we and move on

our meals shall we and move on that sounds sensible to me anything for

that sounds sensible to me anything for

that sounds sensible to me anything for my viv

my viv

my viv that's how we've survived 35 years as

that's how we've survived 35 years as

that's how we've survived 35 years as man

man

man and wife she knows best

and wife she knows best

and wife she knows best come on let's just order some more

come on let's just order some more

come on let's just order some more cocktails and

cocktails and

cocktails and look as i'm having a good evening

all right i feel it only fitting that i

all right i feel it only fitting that i

all right i feel it only fitting that i mark this occasion with a few words oh

mark this occasion with a few words oh

mark this occasion with a few words oh derek don't

derek don't

derek don't don't worry don't have to do his part

don't worry don't have to do his part

don't worry don't have to do his part bev

hypocrites congratulations

hypocrites congratulations

hypocrites congratulations you congratulated a man like that what

you congratulated a man like that what

you congratulated a man like that what was i supposed to do

was i supposed to do

was i supposed to do don't give him the time of day i was

don't give him the time of day i was

don't give him the time of day i was keeping the peace

keeping the peace

keeping the peace you have to pick your battles oh and are

you have to pick your battles oh and are

you have to pick your battles oh and are you the expert

you the expert

you the expert okay we can talk about this when we get

okay we can talk about this when we get

okay we can talk about this when we get back from the stage no i knew we should

back from the stage no i knew we should

back from the stage no i knew we should have moved tables

have moved tables

have moved tables you develop a sixth sense for people

you develop a sixth sense for people

you develop a sixth sense for people like that

like that

like that but most of your life has been living

but most of your life has been living

but most of your life has been living under the cover of heterosexuality

under the cover of heterosexuality

under the cover of heterosexuality so all right i see of course because

so all right i see of course because

so all right i see of course because other woman i've never had to think

other woman i've never had to think

other woman i've never had to think about potential threats

about potential threats

about potential threats will add to being a lesbian and middle

will add to being a lesbian and middle

will add to being a lesbian and middle eastern why are you making this a

eastern why are you making this a

eastern why are you making this a competition

competition

competition to make you understand i've been picking

to make you understand i've been picking

to make you understand i've been picking my battles for most of my life

my battles for most of my life

my battles for most of my life if i speak up will i be labelled a

if i speak up will i be labelled a

if i speak up will i be labelled a troublemaker

troublemaker

troublemaker a snowflake will i be made out to be the

a snowflake will i be made out to be the

a snowflake will i be made out to be the problem

problem

problem right i get it no you don't because you

right i get it no you don't because you

right i get it no you don't because you congratulated him

congratulated him

congratulated him look at me

look at me this happened to me

us

us

us which is why we shouldn't be arguing

we should be at the station

no what

no what

no what i don't want to report this

not quite the evening we were hoping for

not quite the evening we were hoping for

not quite the evening we were hoping for you can say that

you can say that

you can say that one idiot i know but at least the food

one idiot i know but at least the food

one idiot i know but at least the food and the cocktails were good

and the cocktails were good

and the cocktails were good yeah i mean we should come back here

yeah i mean we should come back here

yeah i mean we should come back here again without the side order of

again without the side order of

again without the side order of homophobe

homophobe

homophobe nothing we could have said would have

nothing we could have said would have

nothing we could have said would have changed his mind one that's okay is it

changed his mind one that's okay is it

changed his mind one that's okay is it no of course it's not okay thanks

no of course it's not okay thanks

no of course it's not okay thanks excuse me sorry

excuse me sorry

excuse me sorry i wanted to apologize if derek offended

i wanted to apologize if derek offended

i wanted to apologize if derek offended you

you

you he can be a bit tactless his lack of

he can be a bit tactless his lack of

he can be a bit tactless his lack of tact wasn't the problem

tact wasn't the problem

tact wasn't the problem he's a good man really he is

he's a good man really he is

he's a good man really he is a bit of an idiot sometimes but

a bit of an idiot sometimes but

a bit of an idiot sometimes but sorry no no no it's us who should

sorry no no no it's us who should

sorry no no no it's us who should apologize

apologize

apologize no emma oh really we're just

no emma oh really we're just

no emma oh really we're just sorry that you have a husband you need

sorry that you have a husband you need

sorry that you have a husband you need to apologize for

to apologize for

to apologize for enjoy the rest of your night

enjoy the rest of your night

enjoy the rest of your night come on let's find somewhere where we

come on let's find somewhere where we

come on let's find somewhere where we can dance

can dance

can dance and definitely more drinks oh yes lots

and definitely more drinks oh yes lots

and definitely more drinks oh yes lots more drinks

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first you're mad at me because i didn't

first you're mad at me because i didn't

first you're mad at me because i didn't speak up

speak up

speak up and now you don't want me to

and now you don't want me to

and now you don't want me to let me explain i'm all ears i can't wait

let me explain i'm all ears i can't wait

let me explain i'm all ears i can't wait to hear why a police officer doesn't

to hear why a police officer doesn't

to hear why a police officer doesn't want to report a hate crime

want to report a hate crime

want to report a hate crime particularly as the police have a zero

particularly as the police have a zero

particularly as the police have a zero tolerance policy

tolerance policy

tolerance policy from the moment i joined i fought to be

from the moment i joined i fought to be

from the moment i joined i fought to be respected

respected

respected i've worked hard to be good at my job

i've worked hard to be good at my job

i've worked hard to be good at my job and do the right thing

and do the right thing

and do the right thing report it but then everyone will know

report it but then everyone will know

report it but then everyone will know they'll know that i couldn't defend

they'll know that i couldn't defend

they'll know that i couldn't defend myself or protect you we could you

myself or protect you we could you

myself or protect you we could you shouldn't have had to i should

shouldn't have had to i should

shouldn't have had to i should if there was a medical emergency and

if there was a medical emergency and

if there was a medical emergency and you'd froze and couldn't help would that

you'd froze and couldn't help would that

you'd froze and couldn't help would that make you a good doctor

make you a good doctor

make you a good doctor what would your colleagues say would you

what would your colleagues say would you

what would your colleagues say would you want them to know

want them to know

want them to know you're being too hard on yourself

you're being too hard on yourself

you're being too hard on yourself you think i should have done more don't

you think i should have done more don't

you think i should have done more don't you

now you're being unreasonable okay

now you're being unreasonable okay

now you're being unreasonable okay reason

reason

reason one in five lgbtq people experience a

one in five lgbtq people experience a

one in five lgbtq people experience a hate crime

hate crime

hate crime two and five for trans people and while

two and five for trans people and while

two and five for trans people and while crimes are on the rise

crimes are on the rise

crimes are on the rise prosecutions are on the decline

prosecutions are on the decline

prosecutions are on the decline i could help those people even if i

i could help those people even if i

i could help those people even if i couldn't help us

couldn't help us

couldn't help us and what are the stats for unreported

and what are the stats for unreported

and what are the stats for unreported crimes

crimes

crimes emma to make this okay i need to do my

emma to make this okay i need to do my

emma to make this okay i need to do my job

job

job for me but for other people like us

for me but for other people like us

for me but for other people like us i'm a protector i am not a victim this

i'm a protector i am not a victim this

i'm a protector i am not a victim this crime doesn't define you

crime doesn't define you

crime doesn't define you really so when i'm up for a promotion

really so when i'm up for a promotion

really so when i'm up for a promotion you don't think they'll bring this into

you don't think they'll bring this into

you don't think they'll bring this into question

hang on is this about you protecting

hang on is this about you protecting

hang on is this about you protecting people or

people or

people or or about your ambition they're the same

or about your ambition they're the same

or about your ambition they're the same thing

you think your career is more important

you think your career is more important

you think your career is more important than getting justice for what happened

than getting justice for what happened

than getting justice for what happened to us

seriously

seriously

seriously you are ridiculous and some of those

you are ridiculous and some of those

you are ridiculous and some of those dance moves oh you know i've got them

dance moves oh you know i've got them

dance moves oh you know i've got them oh well you might have had them but you

oh well you might have had them but you

oh well you might have had them but you haven't got them anymore

haven't got them anymore

haven't got them anymore where to next well uh we could find

where to next well uh we could find

where to next well uh we could find another bar

another bar

another bar uh or we could just go home oh yeah

uh or we could just go home oh yeah

uh or we could just go home oh yeah taxi

taxi

taxi [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] why is there never anyone you need one

why is there never anyone you need one

why is there never anyone you need one come on let's walk to the rank

hey ladies do you need a ride that's a

hey ladies do you need a ride that's a

hey ladies do you need a ride that's a drive are you

drive are you

drive are you i'm old enough for plenty of things yeah

i'm old enough for plenty of things yeah

i'm old enough for plenty of things yeah we're interested in none of them thanks

we're interested in none of them thanks

we're interested in none of them thanks oh come on at least let me watch it's a

oh come on at least let me watch it's a

oh come on at least let me watch it's a definite no

definite no

definite no all right back off chill out

relax

jasmine this happened to us

and trying to sweep it under the carpet

and trying to sweep it under the carpet

and trying to sweep it under the carpet for whatever reason helps no one

for whatever reason helps no one

for whatever reason helps no one you know that

you're scared you're not thinking

you're scared you're not thinking

you're scared you're not thinking straight you're not scared

straight you're not scared

straight you're not scared really i am

while they're still out there i'm

while they're still out there i'm

while they're still out there i'm terrified

terrified

terrified what if our paths cross again or or they

what if our paths cross again or or they

what if our paths cross again or or they attack another couple

attack another couple

attack another couple or a woman on her own only next time

or a woman on her own only next time

or a woman on her own only next time it's worse but we could have done

it's worse but we could have done

it's worse but we could have done something

you say you want to protect people

look i'm exhausted can we just sleep on

look i'm exhausted can we just sleep on

look i'm exhausted can we just sleep on it no

it no

it no no just me

i can't sleep not while this is hanging

i can't sleep not while this is hanging

i can't sleep not while this is hanging over us

over us

over us please jasmine

please jasmine

please jasmine why did this have to happen to us

what do we do just ignore them

what do we do just ignore them

what do we do just ignore them tell me and i'll leave you alone jasmine

i'm talking to you

he tells

is it a full moon tonight

is it a full moon tonight

is it a full moon tonight did it bring out all the homophobes

did it bring out all the homophobes

did it bring out all the homophobes we have to go to the police now

we have to go to the police now

we have to go to the police now have you not been listening to me

i can still smell his aftershave

the man who hated us enough to do this

who felt he should or could attack us

who felt he should or could attack us

who felt he should or could attack us just because we're gay

we have to show that we won't stand for

we have to show that we won't stand for

we have to show that we won't stand for it

and this is how

so regardless of my feelings you're

so regardless of my feelings you're

so regardless of my feelings you're going to make a report

going to make a report

going to make a report and if you do this no no no no

you don't get to give me an ultimatum

you have the choice

we either report this together

or i'll do it alone

or i'll do it alone

or i'll do it alone [Music]

[Music]

honestly why do people bother with these

honestly why do people bother with these

honestly why do people bother with these nhs discussion forums

nhs discussion forums

nhs discussion forums and they got nothing better to do with

and they got nothing better to do with

and they got nothing better to do with their lives i mean i

their lives i mean i

their lives i mean i personally somehow managed to find the

personally somehow managed to find the

personally somehow managed to find the time to release my best mate

time to release my best mate

time to release my best mate from the claws of injustice hmm what

from the claws of injustice hmm what

from the claws of injustice hmm what yes whatever have you heard from emma

yes whatever have you heard from emma

yes whatever have you heard from emma why would i she hasn't returned my call

why would i she hasn't returned my call

why would i she hasn't returned my call since friday perhaps she

since friday perhaps she

since friday perhaps she has managed to find herself a social

has managed to find herself a social

has managed to find herself a social life something that

life something that

life something that you should consider you don't

you should consider you don't

you should consider you don't have to be here if you need some more

have to be here if you need some more

have to be here if you need some more time i just want to get on with my job

time i just want to get on with my job

time i just want to get on with my job how's that man can we just get this over

how's that man can we just get this over

how's that man can we just get this over with

well i've read your witness statement

well i've read your witness statement

well i've read your witness statement and emma did the right thing reporting

and emma did the right thing reporting

and emma did the right thing reporting it

it

it so did you you've done nothing wrong

so did you you've done nothing wrong

so did you you've done nothing wrong you're the victim and that's nothing to

you're the victim and that's nothing to

you're the victim and that's nothing to be ashamed of

be ashamed of

be ashamed of and i've also read your occupational

and i've also read your occupational

and i've also read your occupational health medical report and they both say

health medical report and they both say

health medical report and they both say i'm fine to work yes they do if that's

i'm fine to work yes they do if that's

i'm fine to work yes they do if that's what you want but not on the streets

what you want but not on the streets

what you want but not on the streets what not with those injuries but i'm

what not with those injuries but i'm

what not with those injuries but i'm fine you don't

fine you don't

fine you don't look it i can't send an officer out

look it i can't send an officer out

look it i can't send an officer out there who

there who

there who looks like she's well she's been beaten

looks like she's well she's been beaten

looks like she's well she's been beaten up

up

up yeah sorry

yeah sorry

yeah sorry so if you do want to work that's fine

so if you do want to work that's fine

so if you do want to work that's fine but it's office duties for now

but it's office duties for now

but it's office duties for now you can use my desk so you can keep an

you can use my desk so you can keep an

you can use my desk so you can keep an eye on me

you haven't heard anything more from

you haven't heard anything more from

you haven't heard anything more from emma

emma

emma no nothing do i need to

no nothing do i need to

no nothing do i need to call her no no

call her no no

call her no no i might pop around at lunch time just

i might pop around at lunch time just

i might pop around at lunch time just make sure she's okay sure

make sure she's okay sure

make sure she's okay sure send her our best wishes of course

what is there a problem

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why didn't you call me

you know i'd have been here in a moment

you know i'd have been here in a moment

you know i'd have been here in a moment i know you would

i know you would

i know you would that's why i didn't call

are you going to tell me what happened

are you going to tell me what happened

are you going to tell me what happened no

but was it an

but was it an

but was it an accident

you look awful

you look awful

you look awful thank you sorry

thank you sorry

thank you sorry you know that's not what i meant

it wasn't an accident tara

it was deliberate very

it was deliberate very

it was deliberate very deliberate

and very personal

it's disgusting i thought that sort of

it's disgusting i thought that sort of

it's disgusting i thought that sort of thing was gone for good

thing was gone for good

thing was gone for good never goes away because we let it stay

never goes away because we let it stay

never goes away because we let it stay you make it sound as though homophobia

you make it sound as though homophobia

you make it sound as though homophobia is suddenly

is suddenly

is suddenly acceptable no not suddenly and i didn't

acceptable no not suddenly and i didn't

acceptable no not suddenly and i didn't say acceptable it's just that it's not

say acceptable it's just that it's not

say acceptable it's just that it's not taboo anymore is it

taboo anymore is it

taboo anymore is it you know people have been given

you know people have been given

you know people have been given permission to act on their hatred and

permission to act on their hatred and

permission to act on their hatred and their prejudice

their prejudice

their prejudice you are so brave to report this

maybe definitely jasmine hates me for it

maybe definitely jasmine hates me for it

maybe definitely jasmine hates me for it what why she didn't want anyone at work

what why she didn't want anyone at work

what why she didn't want anyone at work to know and i reported it so

to know and i reported it so

to know and i reported it so she'll understand really

she's not talking to me she was dragged

she's not talking to me she was dragged

she's not talking to me she was dragged into occupational health

into occupational health

into occupational health and she is furious

and she is furious

and she is furious i think i've lost zara

i think i've lost zara

i think i've lost zara i'm not a victim technically you are

i'm not a victim technically you are

i'm not a victim technically you are i'm not and if i take that that's how

i'm not and if i take that that's how

i'm not and if i take that that's how i'll be treated by you by everybody out

i'll be treated by you by everybody out

i'll be treated by you by everybody out there by the d.i

there by the d.i

there by the d.i she will understand because what

she will understand because what

she will understand because what happened to you wasn't your fault it was

happened to you wasn't your fault it was

happened to you wasn't your fault it was nothing

nothing

nothing okay nothing i can't handle the cid

okay nothing i can't handle the cid

okay nothing i can't handle the cid need to know that otherwise they're just

need to know that otherwise they're just

need to know that otherwise they're just gonna fob me off all over again

gonna fob me off all over again

gonna fob me off all over again look i'll do your filing your rotors

look i'll do your filing your rotors

look i'll do your filing your rotors whatever paperwork you want me to do but

whatever paperwork you want me to do but

whatever paperwork you want me to do but i am not

i am not

i am not going home and when you think i'm more

going home and when you think i'm more

going home and when you think i'm more presentable then i'll be back out there

presentable then i'll be back out there

presentable then i'll be back out there on the streets

on the streets

on the streets i've been beaten up humiliated

i've been beaten up humiliated

i've been beaten up humiliated but i refuse to be the victim all right

but i refuse to be the victim all right

but i refuse to be the victim all right and you don't get to humiliate me all

and you don't get to humiliate me all

and you don't get to humiliate me all over again

a word of advice and forget about

a word of advice and forget about

a word of advice and forget about getting back out on the streets for a

getting back out on the streets for a

getting back out on the streets for a minute

if you want to get on

if you want to get on

if you want to get on in this building then you need to watch

in this building then you need to watch

in this building then you need to watch your tone

your tone

your tone constable don't you forget that i

constable don't you forget that i

constable don't you forget that i can have a word with occupational health

can have a word with occupational health

can have a word with occupational health and i can recommend to them that you

and i can recommend to them that you

and i can recommend to them that you need some quiet recovery time at home do

need some quiet recovery time at home do

need some quiet recovery time at home do you understand

yes sarge

emma zara can you tell bear that i'm

emma zara can you tell bear that i'm

emma zara can you tell bear that i'm still sick please

still sick please

still sick please okay how are you doing i'm on my way to

okay how are you doing i'm on my way to

okay how are you doing i'm on my way to an appointment

an appointment

an appointment at victim support

well that's positive maybe

well that's positive maybe

well that's positive maybe i hope so there is jasmine

i hope so there is jasmine

i hope so there is jasmine look you know that you can talk to me

look you know that you can talk to me

look you know that you can talk to me anytime

anytime

anytime yeah i know look i better go um

yeah i know look i better go um

yeah i know look i better go um i'll talk to you later take care

i keep asking myself

i keep asking myself

i keep asking myself what would i say if

what would i say if

what would i say if if this had happened to a patient of

if this had happened to a patient of

if this had happened to a patient of mine

mine

mine what would i say to them

what would i say to them

what would i say to them i'd say you were a victim of a hate

i'd say you were a victim of a hate

i'd say you were a victim of a hate crime

you were attacked because you were on a

you were attacked because you were on a

you were attacked because you were on a date

date

date with another woman and seen kissing

just kissing in public

and i'd say what happened

and i'd say what happened

and i'd say what happened is wrong and it is wrong

is wrong and it is wrong

is wrong and it is wrong i'd say it was unfair and it is

i'd say it was unfair and it is

i'd say it was unfair and it is unfair and i i'd say that they were

unfair and i i'd say that they were

unfair and i i'd say that they were completely justified in feeling

completely justified in feeling

completely justified in feeling scared and angry and i am

scared and angry and i am

scared and angry and i am i am so scared and angry

but as much as anything i'm

but as much as anything i'm

but as much as anything i'm i'm angry with jasmine i'm

i'm angry with jasmine i'm

i'm angry with jasmine i'm furious with her

furious with her

furious with her we've hardly spoken since it happened

we've hardly spoken since it happened

we've hardly spoken since it happened and

then maybe we were never really going

then maybe we were never really going

then maybe we were never really going anywhere i don't know but

anywhere i don't know but

anywhere i don't know but it she had

it she had

it she had started to mean something

and now

now i i don't even know who she is

hey hey

sorry i never reply to your text it's

sorry i never reply to your text it's

sorry i never reply to your text it's okay

okay

okay it uh it's given me a chance to think

it uh it's given me a chance to think

it uh it's given me a chance to think that sounds a bit ominous

um i'm sorry

um i'm sorry

um i'm sorry and i love you

jasmine

jasmine

jasmine they're lovely thank you

they're lovely thank you

they're lovely thank you i spoke to the di this morning she said

i spoke to the di this morning she said

i spoke to the di this morning she said the attraction affected my cid

the attraction affected my cid

the attraction affected my cid application

application

application oh well that's good

oh well that's good

oh well that's good i'm glad you don't seem glad

i'm glad you don't seem glad

i'm glad you don't seem glad let's go inside

please don't say we need to talk

please please don't do this

please please don't do this

please please don't do this we never really talked about a future

we never really talked about a future

we never really talked about a future together that doesn't mean i don't think

together that doesn't mean i don't think

together that doesn't mean i don't think we have one

we have one

we have one look this is just a reaction to the

look this is just a reaction to the

look this is just a reaction to the attack we were having a good time before

attack we were having a good time before

attack we were having a good time before this weren't we yes

this weren't we yes

this weren't we yes we were but it's not about the attack

we were but it's not about the attack

we were but it's not about the attack i just think we want different things so

i just think we want different things so

i just think we want different things so we can compromise

we can compromise

we can compromise things that really matter i mean for

things that really matter i mean for

things that really matter i mean for example do you want children

example do you want children

example do you want children [Music]

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[Music] not right now but at some point yeah

not right now but at some point yeah

not right now but at some point yeah well i've had mine and if you want

well i've had mine and if you want

well i've had mine and if you want children then it can't be with me

you're breaking up with me i

you're breaking up with me i

you're breaking up with me i can't believe you're actually breaking

can't believe you're actually breaking

can't believe you're actually breaking up with me

up with me

up with me i don't want to really i don't

i don't want to really i don't

i don't want to really i don't but we want different things and i don't

but we want different things and i don't

but we want different things and i don't know what else to do

you're trying to make this about

you're trying to make this about

you're trying to make this about something that it's not no

something that it's not no

something that it's not no it's because we want different things oh

it's because we want different things oh

it's because we want different things oh rubbish

rubbish

rubbish it's because i didn't do anything when

it's because i didn't do anything when

it's because i didn't do anything when those thugs attacked us no it's not

those thugs attacked us no it's not

those thugs attacked us no it's not about that although you didn't do

about that although you didn't do

about that although you didn't do anything

anything

anything after the attack and that's what really

after the attack and that's what really

after the attack and that's what really gets me i mean anyone can freeze in the

gets me i mean anyone can freeze in the

gets me i mean anyone can freeze in the moment i don't blame you for that then

moment i don't blame you for that then

moment i don't blame you for that then what do you blame me for i'm not wanting

what do you blame me for i'm not wanting

what do you blame me for i'm not wanting to report it

to report it

to report it you're always going on at me about

you're always going on at me about

you're always going on at me about thinking more about lgbt issues lgbtq

thinking more about lgbt issues lgbtq

thinking more about lgbt issues lgbtq plus

plus

plus and yet when it might affect your career

and yet when it might affect your career

and yet when it might affect your career oh then you want to play it down

oh then you want to play it down

oh then you want to play it down that's not fair i mean what does that

that's not fair i mean what does that

that's not fair i mean what does that say about your integrity never mind

say about your integrity never mind

say about your integrity never mind anything else

anything else

anything else i thought you were more principled than

i thought you were more principled than

i thought you were more principled than that

that

that look i don't want to be the the lesbian

look i don't want to be the the lesbian

look i don't want to be the the lesbian cop

cop

cop i mean it's bad enough being the middle

i mean it's bad enough being the middle

i mean it's bad enough being the middle eastern cop

eastern cop

eastern cop i am sick of being put in diversity

i am sick of being put in diversity

i am sick of being put in diversity boxes then don't allow people to label

boxes then don't allow people to label

boxes then don't allow people to label you i never do

you i never do

you i never do i don't allow people i get

i don't allow people i get

i don't allow people i get labeled whether i like it or not

labeled whether i like it or not

labeled whether i like it or not i'm sorry i didn't mean to belittle your

i'm sorry i didn't mean to belittle your

i'm sorry i didn't mean to belittle your experience

experience

experience but you did i'm sorry

i heard you the first time

please don't hate me

please don't dump me

jasmine

jasmine

jasmine are you sure

really really short i'm coming off as a

really really short i'm coming off as a

really really short i'm coming off as a little bit desperate here

little bit desperate here

little bit desperate here maybe just a little bit

maybe just a little bit

maybe just a little bit look jasmine for what it's worth

look jasmine for what it's worth

look jasmine for what it's worth the best thing that's happened to me in

the best thing that's happened to me in

the best thing that's happened to me in a very long time

a very long time

a very long time i'm so sorry

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