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Dude, are you sure this is gonna work?
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Dude, you have his ID.
Of course it's gonna work.
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Also, he's gonna love you.
Are you kidding me?
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Honestly, we're not going home tonight.
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Yeah, yeah, you know what? You're right.
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- He is gonna like us.
- You know he is.
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Yeah, 'cause we found
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- his driver's license.
- You know we did!
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What can you do without
a driver's license?
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You can't do shit.
You can't drive.
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- You can't vote.
- Can't open a Blockbuster card.
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We're goddamn heroes, Clyde.
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What do you mean I can't get
a thousand Cialises
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in a football helmet by tomorrow?
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I don't care if your mother
is having foot surgery.
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You're a drug dealer
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and I got my annual
fuck-a-thon party tomorrow.
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A hundred? Oh, is that a fucking joke?!
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The fuck do you guys want?
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You looking for this?
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We found it at the club, sir.
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What?
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You gotta get me my boner pills
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or I'm gonna slap my flaccid penis
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across your forehead.
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I had a bad feeling that would happen.
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- Synced and corrected by hawken45 -
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Okay, so that was
sufficiently embarrassing.
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Um, you don't think he saw
the sleeping bags, do you?
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'Cause I don't think
we could bounce back
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- from something like that.
- Damn it.
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How in the fuck am I ever
gonna meet Danny now?
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Wait, hold on a second.
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I've been going over
our client email list
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- for weeks now, right?
- Yeah.
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One of the clients is a pharmacist.
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- Interesting.
- Yes.
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Go on.
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You don't know where
I'm going with this?
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Not sure yet, but go.
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Okay, if you help him
with his ghost problem,
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we can just ask him
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for a thousand Cialises as payment!
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That is fucking genius.
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Right?
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But, Pac, do you really
think it's a good idea
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to ask the pharmacist
for pills instead of money?
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- I think it might be illegal.
- What are you talking about?
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That was your whole idea!
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Oh, yeah!
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Yeah. All right, no,
don't worry about it.
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We're not going to jail or anything.
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Okay.
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- Can I help you guys?
- Yes.
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We are the ghost guys.
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My name is Clyde and
this is my partner Pac.
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You must be the pharmacist.
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What gave me away?
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Oh, well, you're wearing the white coat
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and you're working at a pharmacy,
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so I put two and two together.
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Right.
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Okay, well, uh,
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let me show you my ghost problem.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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- Just climb on over?
- Uh, no. Go around.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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You see that?
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This keeps happening.
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There was, uh, an incident here
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a few days ago where, uh,
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someone died.
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Ever since then, it's been chaos.
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Pills keep getting
knocked over so violently
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that even the childproof
caps are coming off.
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Oh, here's the security footage.
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Clyde, would you take that, please?
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Regarding payment,
um, what is your rate
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- for something like this?
- Well, you know...
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Yeah, about that payment,
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perhaps this job is worth a thousand
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of those tiny, little
golden corn kernels...
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for your pee-pee
instead of the cashola.
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Capisce?
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We'd like a thousand Cialises
as payment instead of money.
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Oh.
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Yeah, of course.
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No problem at all.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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If we'll excuse you, then what?
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- Hello?
- Pac, we did it! We're in!
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I thought that was gonna be way harder.
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- Nope.
- It was not.
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♪ We're gonna get
those boner pills. ♪♪
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And then Danny's gonna have no choice
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but to make us the fucking fuck masters
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of his fuck-a-thon, and then...
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Whoa!
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That's right.
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- Soak it in.
- Huh?
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You obviously know who I am.
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You're an owl?
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What? No!
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Hawk.
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- Hawk Smith.
- What the fucking fart
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is a Hawk Smith?
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I was a vigilante superhero,
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like Jodie Foster in "The Brave One"
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meets Batman in "Batman"
or "Batman Forever."
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Those are the two best Batmans.
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I devoted my time to protecting
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- the good people of New York.
- Mm-hmm.
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Then a couple nights ago,
I was standing right over there
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down aisle five near analgesics
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fully costumed, of course,
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- when I saw it.
- What?
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An actual burglar was
holding up the pharmacist.
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Oh, snap, girl.
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At last, it was my chance
to stop a real scumbag
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and stop just beating up drunk hobos.
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- Mm-hmm.
- When I sprang into action,
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he killed me and ran off.
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So you wanna go beat up
some more hobos?
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I wanna find the man who killed me
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and take him down.
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Oh.
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Gotcha.
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Pac, I've been... I've
been talking to myself
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the last two blocks.
What are you still doing here?
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I found the ghost.
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Oh, snap, girl. Who is it?
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He is a lesbian Batman dressed
up as a bird of some kind.
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- That's so awesome.
- Eh, it's not that awesome.
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- It's... it's pretty awesome.
- So, can you help me?
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Yeah. Yes. Yes, we can.
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Don't you worry, my friend.
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The Owl will fly again.
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Hawk! God damn it!
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Who said Owl? Who? Who, who?
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Okay, keep watching.
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Here's where that crud bucket kills me.
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- Okay.
- Give me the fucking pills!
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Talon attack!
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- Oh, my God!
- Jesus!
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- Do... do it again.
- Okay.
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One more time.
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- Wait for it.
- Give me the fucking pills!
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- Wait for it.
- Talon attack!
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Boom!
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- Damn!
- Oh, my God!
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Do it again, do it again.
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- Do it again.
- This is terrible!
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Oh, my God!
Holy shit!
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"I'm gonna go catch this bad guy,"
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but first, let me run out there
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"and just try and kick him
in the fucking head."
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- So good!
- Oh, God!
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- What the fuck was that?
- What were you thinking?
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It's called the talon attack.
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It's my signature move.
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I thought I perfected it
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after practicing it, like, 20 times
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- on my bed that night.
- Dude, that is on you.
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"'Cause of the talon attack."
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It is not on me!
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He was supposed to stand there
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and take the wrath of my talon attack.
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Had he not moved, I wouldn't
have broken four vertebra
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that then pierced my brain stem.
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So checkmate.
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Okay, let's just say
you didn't kill yourself
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so we can move on.
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Did you happen to notice
any defining traits
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or characteristics of the robber?
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Yes.
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I remember he had
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a very disturbing tattoo
on his lower back
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of a dragon sucking its own dick.
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Okay.
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Well, that's not enough
to find the guy,
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so we're pretty much fucked here.
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- Wait.
- What?
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- I see something.
- Where?
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Right there.
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Right there, I see something.
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- What is it?
- Zoom in.
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Zoom in. More, more,
more, more, more.
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Okay, enhance, enhance, enhance.
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Damn it, Clyde. We don't
have that technology.
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- Damn it! We almost had it!
- Hang on.
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I've got enhancement
goggles in my lair.
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It's an uber-secret
high-tech hero hut.
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To the Hawk's Nest, gang!
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- Nope.
- Okay, try 52-26-44.
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Nope.
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All right. 26-44-52.
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- Nope!
- All right, just let me...
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let me face it like a man.
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He's gonna...
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Wait, this isn't the right unit.
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- Wow, neat lair.
- I know.
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What's going on here?
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Da-da-da-da-da!
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Don't touch that.
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That was Grandmother's.
No! Don't touch anything.
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- Don't touch anything?
- Yes.
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- Don't touch anything.
- Got it.
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- Can I touch your computer?
- All right.
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Okay.
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Okay, ahem.
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Where's the, uh...?
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Enhancement goggles are on the bird.
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Wait, are you talking about
these stupid old lady glasses?
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Yeah. Put them on.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God!
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Ow!
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- Whoa!
- That's right.
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Okay, those work.
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Wait, was it that?
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What's that on the shirt there?
A tiny... a tiny pig's ear?
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Whoa, Pac, you're drooling.
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Oinky's. He works at Oinky's.
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- Damn, you're good.
- Thank you.
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- Come on. Let's go.
- Wait!
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- One last thing.
- What?
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Hawk suits.
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That's the one I died in
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and that's the original.
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It doesn't fit right.
It's pretty itchy.
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- It's basically a piece of shit.
- Oh.
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But it does have a really cool button.
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It makes a hawk sound
when you press it.
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What?
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I mean, it probably needs a battery.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, this is
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- a really cool belt.
- That's the utility belt.
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It's got a kick-ass grappling talon.
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Whoa, can I wear it?
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- Wait, I wanna wear it.
- No.
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Hawk, who gets to wear it?
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I mean, it's a small, so...
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- the skinny guy should wear it.
- Ah, okay.
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Hawk says that I have to wear it.
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Oh, man. Okay, fine.
If you're gonna wear it...
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you have all those
compartments and everything...
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- here, hold my keys and stuff.
- No, damn it, Clyde.
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Why do you always do this?
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Bring your own utility belt next time.
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- Seriously?
- God!
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I think you have...
have the thing stuck.
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I know!
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I've worn a utility belt before, okay?
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Snug.
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Yeah!
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Perfect fit.
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Okay.
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All right.
259
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,052
- Let's find our guy.
- Yes, sirree, Bob.
260
00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,052
But maybe some pizza first?
261
00:09:49,053 --> 00:09:50,912
Oh! So as to not raise suspicion.
262
00:09:50,913 --> 00:09:52,972
- Yeah. Yeah, that.
- I like that.
263
00:09:52,973 --> 00:09:55,266
- Yeah, yeah.
- Hi. Welcome to Oinky's.
264
00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:56,982
My name's Miriam.
Can I get you some...
265
00:09:56,983 --> 00:09:58,912
- Two shrimp pizzas.
- I'll have the same, please.
266
00:09:58,913 --> 00:10:00,942
Some water, too, if you don't mind.
267
00:10:00,943 --> 00:10:02,932
All right.
268
00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:04,052
Let's go find that tramp stamp.
269
00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:06,062
Let's do it.
270
00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:10,962
- Whoa!
- Yeah!
271
00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:12,972
Yeah! Yeah!
272
00:10:19,023 --> 00:10:21,082
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
273
00:10:55,053 --> 00:10:57,952
Oh...
274
00:10:57,953 --> 00:10:59,102
Oh! Help!
275
00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:01,052
Hey! Come here.
276
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:12,932
- Well, that's everyone.
- Ah, shart.
277
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,012
Not everyone.
278
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,638
There's still one employee left.
279
00:11:15,663 --> 00:11:16,506
Who?
280
00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:18,962
The prize booth boy.
281
00:11:18,963 --> 00:11:20,942
The prize booth boy.
282
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,724
Oh, the prize booth boy.
283
00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:26,103
How the hell are we gonna
check his lower back?
284
00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:38,093
Hey, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
285
00:11:38,118 --> 00:11:40,267
- Jawbreaker.
- More pizza... jawbreaker.
286
00:11:40,879 --> 00:11:43,809
But how are we gonna
get 20,000 tickets?
287
00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:51,894
_
288
00:11:52,138 --> 00:11:54,117
19,997.
289
00:11:54,118 --> 00:11:55,267
19,998.
290
00:11:55,268 --> 00:11:58,107
19,999.
291
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:01,227
20,000! 20,000!
292
00:12:01,228 --> 00:12:04,267
20,005 and 20,006.
293
00:12:04,268 --> 00:12:06,187
That's right, prize booth boy.
294
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:09,047
One ultimate jawbreaker, if you will.
295
00:12:09,048 --> 00:12:10,227
Sure.
296
00:12:10,252 --> 00:12:12,008
- No.
- Oh.
297
00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:14,630
Uh, we'll actually take
the one on the display.
298
00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:15,955
Yeah, we don't want that one.
299
00:12:16,942 --> 00:12:18,217
It's been up there
for, like, seven years.
300
00:12:18,218 --> 00:12:20,137
- We'll definitely take that one.
- Yeah, we want that one.
301
00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:21,158
Thanks.
302
00:12:26,218 --> 00:12:27,218
Yeah, that one.
303
00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:33,267
Fuck.
304
00:12:33,268 --> 00:12:36,097
Damn it.
305
00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:41,147
You have six tickets left.
306
00:12:41,148 --> 00:12:43,610
I'll take the fucking
Chinese finger cuffs.
307
00:12:43,635 --> 00:12:44,734
Very good choice.
308
00:12:44,735 --> 00:12:47,299
God damn it, I feel like shit.
309
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,765
It's all right, man.
We'll find the guy.
310
00:12:48,765 --> 00:12:49,834
No, no, it's not that.
311
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,864
It's my stomach. I think I, uh...
312
00:12:51,865 --> 00:12:53,944
I think I need more pizza.
313
00:12:59,359 --> 00:13:01,686
Uh, uh-uh. No, wrong!
314
00:13:02,004 --> 00:13:03,087
I don't need shrimp.
315
00:13:03,087 --> 00:13:06,006
I need to shit!
316
00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:07,206
That's weird. I feel totally fi...
317
00:13:09,007 --> 00:13:10,186
Oh.
318
00:13:10,187 --> 00:13:12,047
Oh, shit!
319
00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:18,196
Oh, God.
320
00:13:20,498 --> 00:13:22,467
Oh, cheese and shellfish.
321
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,517
Oh, cheese and shellfish.
322
00:13:24,518 --> 00:13:27,327
Why have I ever thought
that was a good idea?
323
00:13:31,468 --> 00:13:33,447
That was a whole shrimp.
324
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,397
- Oh!
- That was a whole shrimp!
325
00:13:36,508 --> 00:13:40,397
Oh, fuck! It's some kind of blockage.
326
00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:42,517
Oh, it's a temporary stop.
327
00:13:45,398 --> 00:13:47,407
Oh, it's so briny.
328
00:13:47,408 --> 00:13:51,357
Oh, God!
329
00:13:51,358 --> 00:13:53,092
Oh, man.
330
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,162
Oh, God. It's like a...
331
00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:57,112
it's like a sweat tent in here.
332
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,173
Hey, shh, shh, shh.
333
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,132
Holy sh...
334
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,043
Oh, God!
335
00:14:19,123 --> 00:14:21,122
Oh.
336
00:14:21,123 --> 00:14:22,172
I know, Pac. Come on.
337
00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:24,103
Just let the poison leak out.
338
00:14:28,123 --> 00:14:30,142
- Clyde.
- What?
339
00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:32,023
Look.
340
00:15:00,496 --> 00:15:02,142
_
341
00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:04,103
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
342
00:15:06,495 --> 00:15:07,633
_
343
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:18,132
Oh!
344
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,222
Oh, oh, shit.
345
00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:27,187
_
346
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,053
Hiya.
347
00:15:33,153 --> 00:15:36,122
Okay. Oh, shit. Okay.
348
00:15:36,123 --> 00:15:38,132
- Okay. Oh, my God.
- I think I'm done.
349
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:41,022
Okay. Oh, God, I'm done.
350
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,042
I'm done.
351
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:43,621
Oh, no!
352
00:15:43,646 --> 00:15:45,595
- Oh, God!
- Oh, no!
353
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,625
I'm so sorry!
354
00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,345
I'm so sorry, baby!
355
00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:50,305
- Oh, shit!
- Oh.
356
00:15:50,306 --> 00:15:52,475
That's the worst thing
I've ever done in my life.
357
00:15:52,476 --> 00:15:54,375
Oh.
358
00:15:54,376 --> 00:15:57,285
Get your shit together, guys.
He went that way!
359
00:15:57,286 --> 00:15:59,245
Okay. He went that way.
360
00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:00,435
Come on.
361
00:16:00,436 --> 00:16:02,246
Oh!
362
00:16:03,386 --> 00:16:05,296
- Use the grappling hook!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
363
00:16:09,296 --> 00:16:10,366
Okay, now retract it.
364
00:16:11,456 --> 00:16:12,446
Fuck!
365
00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:17,425
Oh, son of a bitch!
366
00:16:17,761 --> 00:16:19,770
I told you let the skinny
one wear the belt.
367
00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:22,355
I am the skinny one! Are you blind?
368
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,285
Pac, my keys and phone are in there.
369
00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:25,455
Well, again,
370
00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:27,405
maybe if you'd have brought
your own utility belt,
371
00:16:27,406 --> 00:16:29,055
- this wouldn't have happened.
- Really? Say it again.
372
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,293
- Say it again!
- Maybe if you brought...
373
00:16:30,318 --> 00:16:32,116
Not for real! Shit!
374
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,046
Wait, this one's phone is in the belt?
375
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:37,096
- Yeah.
- That's actually great news.
376
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,107
To the Hawk's Nest, boys!
377
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:42,331
Nope.
378
00:16:42,356 --> 00:16:45,176
Uh, try "talon attack works,"
379
00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:48,056
all one word.
380
00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:49,166
Nope.
381
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:52,026
Uh, try... try it
three separate words.
382
00:16:52,027 --> 00:16:54,126
Mm-hmm.
383
00:16:54,127 --> 00:16:55,703
No!
384
00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:57,121
All right, try...
385
00:16:57,147 --> 00:17:00,016
boobies6969.
386
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:02,020
Yeah, okay, we're in.
387
00:17:02,045 --> 00:17:03,488
All right, now we just need to log onto
388
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,647
Clyde's "Find my iPhone."
389
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,106
Cool. Clyde, what's your
"Find my iPhone" password?
390
00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:11,015
It's boobies6969.
391
00:17:11,017 --> 00:17:13,226
Bingo again.
392
00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:15,106
That's right by the docks.
393
00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:17,076
He's probably doing the drop right now.
394
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,006
Printing it off right now.
395
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:20,641
- Yes! Clyde, come on, let's go.
- No.
396
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,125
I'm done for.
397
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,087
You gotta do this one alone.
398
00:17:26,077 --> 00:17:28,096
What are you talking about?
399
00:17:28,097 --> 00:17:30,036
Don't make me do this alone.
400
00:17:30,037 --> 00:17:31,699
Clyde, I can't do this alone!
401
00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:34,136
You can and you will.
402
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:37,186
Catch that guy, and when you do,
403
00:17:37,187 --> 00:17:41,026
try to diarrhea on or around his face.
404
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,216
All right.
405
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,521
I will.
406
00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:49,996
I wi... ah!
407
00:17:53,127 --> 00:17:55,136
I will.
408
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:58,077
Rest now, my sweet prince.
409
00:18:00,227 --> 00:18:02,688
Is that the hand you
wipe your butt with?
410
00:18:02,713 --> 00:18:03,386
Yeah.
411
00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:24,167
Oh, sh...
412
00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,097
Damn it!
413
00:18:28,868 --> 00:18:30,717
Oh, come on.
414
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:31,811
Who in their right mind
415
00:18:31,836 --> 00:18:32,885
would throw away a perfectly good slice
416
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:34,312
of shrimp pizza?
417
00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:38,157
Ugh, I really shouldn't.
418
00:18:39,673 --> 00:18:40,712
Slap it straight on my thighs.
419
00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:41,862
I'm here.
420
00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,673
I have the stuff.
421
00:18:44,713 --> 00:18:45,783
Yeah.
422
00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:50,822
Between a black Dumpster
and a blue Dumpster.
423
00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:53,692
Oh, we got him right where we want him.
424
00:18:53,693 --> 00:18:54,712
- Here's what you're gonna do.
- Okay.
425
00:18:54,713 --> 00:18:55,852
Run up on those crates.
426
00:18:55,853 --> 00:18:57,732
Propel yourself onto the
wall just next to him.
427
00:18:58,281 --> 00:19:00,430
Then jump, triple salchow
towards his head,
428
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:03,250
then let gravity do what it does best.
429
00:19:03,251 --> 00:19:05,370
Are you out of your fucking bird brain?
430
00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:07,401
Nut up!
431
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,410
Shit!
432
00:19:13,781 --> 00:19:17,880
Ah! You're going away
for a long time, slutboy.
433
00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:20,751
Please, this wasn't my idea!
434
00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:21,831
He made me do it. He made me!
435
00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:23,721
Who did?
436
00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:31,751
Wow! You did it.
437
00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:33,328
You solved the case.
438
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,791
It was the pharmacist all along.
439
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,614
He robbed his own pharmacy
440
00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:39,664
to sell pills on the black market
441
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,584
for 10 times the price.
442
00:19:44,545 --> 00:19:45,564
Uh...
443
00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:47,505
Any last words?
444
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,624
Yeah.
445
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,654
- Talon attack.
- What?
446
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,494
Oh.
447
00:20:17,495 --> 00:20:18,594
- Jesus!
- Ugh.
448
00:20:18,595 --> 00:20:21,232
How many of you
fucking Owl guys are there?
449
00:20:21,232 --> 00:20:23,301
Oh, I can't feel my back.
450
00:20:23,303 --> 00:20:25,323
You know, you're probably gonna want
451
00:20:25,348 --> 00:20:27,819
325 milligrams of
hydrocodone for that back.
452
00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:30,633
And for the indigestion, I'd suggest...
453
00:20:30,634 --> 00:20:32,252
Kaopectate, two tablespoons.
454
00:20:32,252 --> 00:20:34,321
But there are side effects.
455
00:20:34,322 --> 00:20:38,291
Mild indigestion, bloody gums,
456
00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:41,211
bloody stool sometimes, but not often.
457
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,321
- Uh!
- You did it, boys!
458
00:20:49,322 --> 00:20:50,421
Yeah!
459
00:20:50,422 --> 00:20:53,221
I think you may have
murdered the pharmacist,
460
00:20:53,222 --> 00:20:54,281
which I didn't really ask for,
461
00:20:54,282 --> 00:20:56,432
but thank you nonetheless.
462
00:21:00,115 --> 00:21:02,104
Godspeed, Owl Man!
463
00:21:02,272 --> 00:21:05,251
Hawk, you fuckhead!
464
00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:07,321
Hawk!
465
00:21:07,322 --> 00:21:08,730
Sorry, Hawk.
466
00:21:08,731 --> 00:21:09,900
- Damn it!
- What?
467
00:21:10,463 --> 00:21:11,472
- Oh.
- What's the matter, man?
468
00:21:11,497 --> 00:21:13,312
We got the bad guy!
469
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,894
- Look!
- Yeah, we got the bad guy
470
00:21:14,919 --> 00:21:15,606
who hired us.
471
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,205
The bad guy who was gonna
give us the drugs we need
472
00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:20,134
to take to Danny Poker.
473
00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:21,284
Ah, shit.
474
00:21:21,285 --> 00:21:23,104
I didn't even think of that.
475
00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:24,204
Oh, wait a second.
476
00:21:24,205 --> 00:21:25,305
Hold on.
477
00:21:28,255 --> 00:21:29,265
Oh, my God.
478
00:21:31,265 --> 00:21:33,793
- Boner pills!
- Oh, yes!
479
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,773
Yeah! I...
480
00:21:36,893 --> 00:21:39,550
This is probably all evidence, huh?
481
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,096
Probably.
482
00:21:45,017 --> 00:21:47,017
_
483
00:21:49,903 --> 00:21:51,534
When did you make the helmet?
484
00:21:51,535 --> 00:21:52,853
Oh, when I was shitting
my brains out last night.
485
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,847
- I like to keep my hands busy.
- Ah, yeah, I hear that.
486
00:22:00,635 --> 00:22:02,465
No, wait, wait, wait, wait!
487
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,737
I can talk to ghosts, too.
488
00:22:09,008 --> 00:22:10,048
No shit?
489
00:22:11,858 --> 00:22:13,738
Come on in.
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