Original subtitles

OKAY, GUYS.

WHERE ARE YOU?

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.

I KNOW YOU'RE DOING THE WHOLE HIDING THING,

BUT I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT THIS TIME,

SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT UP.

Both: BOO! OH!

I KNEW THAT WAS COMING.

HEY, NO FAIR. OH, I'M SORRY.

OKAY, GET ON THE BED. LET'S GO TO SLEEP. GET COZY.

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR A DEADTIME STORY?

WHICH ONE? "GHOST KNIGHT."

AS IN "KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR" KNIGHT.

COOL.

IS HE A GOOD KNIGHT OR A BAD KNIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW. YES, YOU DO.

I BET IT'S A BAD KNIGHT.

COULD BE.

IS THERE A CASTLE AND STUFF, TOO?

YEP. AND EVEN A PRINCESS.

ARE YOU GUYS READY TO BE SCARED?

OKAY. CHAPTER ONE.

"'LOOK OUT!'

"CODY ADAMS SCREAMED AS HE BRACED HIMSELF FOR DISASTER.

"DANGER WAS HEADED HIS WAY,

AND IT WAS HEADED HIS WAY QUICKLY."

HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU CRAZY OLD COOT!

[ HORN SQUEAKS ] YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

I ALMOST RAN INTO THAT HORSE OF YOURS.

WHAT HORSE? I HAVE NO IDEA. THE MAN'S INSANE.

WATCH OUT, G.T.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

JEEVERS, YOU'RE A MENACE TO THIS COMMUNITY.

ME? WHAT ABOUT THE METAL-HEADED MADMAN ON THE HORSE?

IF I HADN'T SWERVED TO GET OUT OF HIS WAY,

I'D HAVE BEEN TRAMPLED BY THAT MONSTROUS BEAST OF HIS.

HE'S THE MENACE AROUND HERE.

WHY ISN'T ANYBODY EVER CONCERNED ABOUT HIM?

TAKE IT UP WITH THE BOARD, AND STAY OFF THE ROAD.

[ GROANS ]

HOLY SMOKES.

YOU PUT A LOT OF POWER BEHIND THAT SWING.

THANKS, G.T.

YOU'RE A NATURAL.

ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GONNA BE WATCHING YOU ON TV.

I'M NOT THAT GOOD, GRANDPA TOM.

YOU REALLY ARE.

BETTER THAN MOST YOUR AGE... OR MINE.

HEY, BEN. HEY, CODY.

SORRY, GRANDPA TOM.

WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO BEAT ME.

WHAT YOU DOING OUT HERE?

JUST PLAYING A ROUND OF GOLF WITH MY GRANDFATHER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUST GETTING MR. JENSON GOING.

WANT TO HANG OUT?

CAN I, G.T.? YOUR GRANDMOTHER WILL KILL ME

IF SHE FINDS OUT I'M PLAYING GOLF WITHOUT YOU AGAIN.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BONDING THIS WEEKEND

WHILE SHE'S AWAY, REMEMBER?

WE ALREADY BONDED, GRANDPA TOM.

BESIDES, WHO'S GONNA TELL HER?

ALL RIGHT. YOU KIDS TAKE MY CART.

JOHN? CAN I RIDE WITH YOU SO THESE BOYS CAN HAVE SOME FUN?

BE BACK IN TIME THIS AFTERNOON

TO CHEER ME ON TO VICTORY IN THE CROQUET MATCH.

WILL DO, G.T. ALL RIGHT, AND STAY ON THE PROPERTY.

YOU GOT ANY QUESTIONS, CALL ME. 555-GOAT.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER, GRANDPA.

[ Chuckling ] 555-GOAT?

WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? 555-PIG?

[ SIGHS ] SO, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

Ben: JUST DRIVE. I'LL SHOW YOU WHEN WE GET THERE.

ARE YOU SURE WE WON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS?

NOT IF WE DON'T GET CAUGHT.

DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU,

THE CASTLE'S THE COOLEST THING ON THIS PROPERTY,

AND IT'S REAL, TOO.

SOME RICH GUY BROUGHT IT OVER HERE FROM ENGLAND,

LIKE, 200 YEARS AGO, STONE BY STONE.

I KNOW, BUT G.T. SAID NOBODY'S ALLOWED NEAR IT

'CAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS AND FALLING DOWN.

[ SCOFFS ] DUDE, THAT'S WHAT ALL THE ADULTS SAY.

THE REAL REASON WHY NO ONE WANTS TO GO NEAR THAT CASTLE

IS BECAUSE IT'S HAUNTED.

[ WIND HOWLING ]

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ WHEN YOU HEAR THE SCREAM ♪

AAH!

♪ HIDE UNDER THE BLANKET ♪

♪ DON'T COME OUT ♪

♪ IT'S NOT A DREAM ♪

♪ DON'T YOU SLEEP ♪

♪ THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE NOW ♪

[ WIND HOWLING ]

THAT WAS WEIRD.

WHERE'D THAT WIND EVEN COME FROM?

IT WASN'T WIND.

IT WAS ONE OF THE GHOSTS HEADING BACK TO THE CASTLE.

OH, PLEASE.

THAT CASTLE'S LOADED WITH GHOSTS.

LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE DIED HORRIBLE DEATHS IN THERE,

INCLUDING THE GUY WHO BUILT IT.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? [ GAGS ]

[ SCOFFS ]

AND THE GUY WHO OWNED THE CASTLE

BEFORE SHADY ACRES BOUGHT THE LAND

GOT HIS HEAD CHOPPED OFF, TOO.

YOU'RE FULL OF IT. AM NOT!

ASK MY DAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY

WHO TOOK CARE OF THE PROPERTY BEFORE HIM.

WHAT? DID HE GET HIS HEAD CHOPPED OFF, TOO?

NO. HE DISAPPEARED.

HE WENT INTO THE CASTLE AND NEVER CAME OUT.

OR AT LEAST NOT THE WAY HE WAS WHEN HE WENT IN.

SO, HE DIDN'T DISAPPEAR.

NOT FOR GOOD, BUT HE DISAPPEARED FOR, LIKE, TWO WHOLE DAYS.

AND WHEN THEY FINALLY FOUND THE GUY,

HE WAS HIDING IN THE WOODS BEHIND THE GOLF COURSE.

HIS CLOTHES WERE ALL BLOODY AND TORN

LIKE HE'D BEEN THROUGH BATTLE AND HE WAS CLUTCHING HIS THROAT.

ALL HE COULD SAY WAS, "NIGHT. BLACK NIGHT."

HE JUST KEPT REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS DAYTIME WHEN THEY FOUND HIM.

SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY?

HE ENDED UP IN A HOSPITAL.

SO, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIM INSIDE THAT CASTLE

DROVE HIM INSANE.

YOU WANT TO TURN BACK? NO.

I DEFINITELY WANT TO SEE THIS PLACE. YES.

WOW. THIS PLACE IS AMAZING.

IT REALLY IS A CASTLE. UH, DUH.

WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS GONNA BE?

I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST GUESS I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA BE SO COOL.

SO, HOW DO WE GET IN?

I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER BEEN INSIDE BEFORE.

WHAT? I'VE BEEN IN THE BUILDING

IN THE BACK OF THE CASTLE, THOUGH.

MY DAD TOOK ME IN THERE ONCE.

IT'S WHERE THE GUY

WHO TOOK CARE OF THE PROPERTY BEFORE MY DAD DISAPPEARED.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE DISAPPEARED INSIDE THE CASTLE.

YEAH, BUT HE WENT INTO THE STORAGE BUILDING

IN THE BACK OF THE CASTLE FIRST.

DUDE, COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S REALLY COOL, TOO.

[ GRUNTS ] HERE, HELP ME OUT WITH THIS.

[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]

[ SIGHS ]

TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WAS COOL.

WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE HORSE STUFF?

THIS MUST HAVE BEEN PART OF THE STABLE

BEFORE ALL THE HORSES DIED MYSTERIOUS DEATHS, TOO.

[ DOOR SLAMS ] UH-OH.

MAYBE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GROUNDSKEEPER GUY

BEFORE HE DISAPPEARED.

THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

[ BANGING ON DOOR ]

IT WON'T OPEN.

MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY OUT. COME ON, HELP ME LOOK.

OKAY.

HEY, I THINK I FOUND IT.

UH, CODY? WHO LIT THOSE CANDLES UP THERE?

I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING ALL THIS UP.

THINK AGAIN, PAL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

WAIT. I HAVE TO SEE THIS.

WHAT? THE RUG ON THE WALL?

IT'S NOT A RUG. IT'S A TAPESTRY.

WE'RE IN A HAUNTED CASTLE

AND YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THE DECORATIONS?

IT'S NOT A DECORATION.

I SAW A SHOW ABOUT CASTLES ONCE.

IN MEDIEVAL TIMES, THEY USED TAPESTRIES TO TELL STORIES.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I DON'T SEE ANY WORDS ON THIS THING.

IT'S THE PICTURES THAT TELL THE STORY.

SEE, THERE'S THE CASTLE -- THIS CASTLE.

ONLY IT'S NOT HERE AT SHADY ACRES.

IT'S SOMEWHERE ELSE -- PROBABLY ENGLAND.

AND THERE'S THE KING SITTING IN HIS THRONE,

HOLDING A REALLY COOL SWORD.

AND THERE'S A QUEEN AND A PRINCESS.

GREAT STORY. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. WAIT.

IT LOOKS LIKE THERE WAS A TERRIBLE BATTLE,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE KING AND QUEEN WERE KILLED

BY THIS GUY.

YOU SEE? HE'S HOLDING THE KING'S SWORD.

HE'S HOLDING THE PRINCESS PRISONER, TOO.

CODY, CHECK THIS OUT.

IT'S A PICTURE OF THE CASTLE HERE AT SHADY ACRES.

FORGET THAT. LOOK AT THIS.

THIS MUST'VE BEEN THE GUY THAT WORKED HERE

BEFORE YOUR FATHER.

OH, MAN. I TOLD YOU I WASN'T MAKING THIS STUFF UP.

HE'S CLUTCHING HIS THROAT.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PICTURE MEANS?

IT MEANS SOMEBODY'S STILL WORKING ON THIS TAPESTRY.

OH, MAN, THAT'S IT. I'M OUT OF HERE.

COME ON. LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING.

I HAVE TO. IT'S MY GRANDFATHER.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

HEY, G.T.

G.T.: You sound winded. Is everything all right?

EVERYTHING'S FINE, G.T.

Where are you?

The croquet match is already under way.

WE'RE HEADED OVER THERE RIGHT NOW.

Did you just try to call me a minute ago? NO.

I think there's something wrong with my phone.

Hang up and call me back again, will you?

I want to see if this thing is working right.

OKAY. [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

555-- GOAT.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ] [ SIGHS ]

DO WE REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THE CROQUET MATCH?

[ Ringing ] [ SIGHS ]

HELLO?

GIRL: Hello?

G.T.?

Help me. Help me.

YOU REALLY ARE A SPECKLE-HEADED CUCKOO

IF YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA FORFEIT THIS GAME.

THOSE ARE THE RULES. IF YOUR PARTNER'S NOT HERE,

THE YELLOW-BELLIED SAPSUCKERS HAVE TO FORFEIT.

LOOK IT UP IN THE BOOK.

G.T., YOU OKAY?

OF COURSE I'M OKAY. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK?

WE DID, BUT SOME GIRL ANSWERED THE PHONE.

AND WHEN WE TRIED BACK, THE LINE WAS BUSY.

JEEVERS IS RIGHT, TOM.

SINCE GOOBERS ISN'T HERE

AND WE'VE BEATEN THE GREY-HAIRED CHICKADEES,

THE CUCKOOS AUTOMATICALLY WIN THE TROPHY.

NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT, THEY DON'T,

'CAUSE MY GRANDSON HERE'S GONNA BE PLAYING FOR GOOBERS.

WHAT? WHAT?

I CAN'T PLAY CROQUET, G.T. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW.

TRUST ME, IT'S EASY.

I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO LOSE, MY FRIEND.

ACCORDING TO THE RULE BOOK,

THEY ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE A STAND-IN.

FINE! LET'S JUST GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

ALL RIGHT, CODY. YOU CAN DO THIS.

JUST GET YOUR BALL THROUGH THE LAST WICKET

AND HIT THE POLE. RIGHT.

LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

JUST CONCENTRATE. YOU CAN DO IT.

YES! THAT'S MY BOY!

UH, CODY? ISN'T THAT THE GIRL FROM THE RUG?

YEAH.

NOW YOU MUST HELP ME.

NO FAIR.

WHAT?

THAT GRANDSON OF YOURS CHEATED.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? YES, I'M SERIOUS.

THAT LITTLE FRIEND OF HIS

JUST KICKED THE BALL RIGHT INTO THE POLE FOR HIM.

HIS FRIEND WAS STANDING BESIDE ME THE WHOLE TIME.

NOT THAT FRIEND.

THAT LITTLE GIRL WITH THE PARTY HAT.

WHAT LITTLE GIRL WITH A PARTY HAT?

THE PRINCESS KID.

THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS MAKING TROUBLE AROUND HERE.

MARK MY WORDS.

THAT MURDEROUS MADMAN

IS GONNA COME LOOKING FOR HER ANY MINUTE NOW.

JEEVERS, YOU MAY HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.

MY GRANDSON DOES NOT.

WE WON THAT TROPHY FAIR AND SQUARE.

HA! HARDLY.

BUT IF IT MEANS SO MUCH TO YOU THAT YOU GOT TO CHEAT,

THEN BY ALL MEANS, GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT,

BECAUSE I INTEND TO WIN THE BIGGER TROPHY NEXT WEEK

IN THE GOLF TOURNAMENT ANYWAY.

HE'S BEEN OUT PRACTICING EVERY MORNING AT THE CRACK OF DAWN.

OOH. I'M REALLY SCARED NOW.

I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL LORD UMBERLAND

ABOUT THAT GRANDSON OF YOURS.

AND NOW THAT HE'S PLAYING WITH THAT LITTLE GIRL,

THERE'S SURE TO BE TROUBLE AROUND HERE.

SO, JEEVERS SAW THE GHOST, TOO?

YEP.

DO CODY AND BEN TELL G.T. THAT JEEVERS WAS TELLING THE TRUTH

AND THAT THE PRINCESS KICKED THE BALL IN?

NOPE. WHY NOT?

'CAUSE THEN G.T. WOULD THINK THEY HAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS, TOO.

RIGHT?

WELL, CODY AND BEN DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO TALK TO EACH OTHER

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY UNTIL LATER THAT NIGHT.

CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT HEARD THAT GIRL?

I mean, besides Jeevers? YEAH. I KNOW.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AND TALK TO HIM

TO SEE WHAT HE KNOWS ABOUT HER.

IF WE DO THAT, HE'S GONNA WANT THE TROPHY BACK.

AND G.T. WILL FREAK.

[ STATIC ] WAIT, CODY?

STILL THERE?

YEAH. CAN YOU HEAR ME?

HELLO? CODY?

GIRL: Yes, I can hear you. Now you must hear me.

You and your friend are in grave danger.

It is time to repay your debt.

Meet me at the castle at midnight.

Otherwise, you will not rise to see the light of day.

[ Click ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE A CHOICE.

Ben: WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MEET THIS GHOST, ANYWAY?

YOU GOT ME.

WELCOME, BRAVE KNIGHTS.

I AM LORD UMBERLAND,

PROTECTOR OF HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, THE PRINCESS GIANNA.

SHE IS EXPECTING YOU.

THAT'S THE GUY THAT JEEVERS WAS GONNA TALK TO.

AND SO HE DID. YOU KNOW JEEVERS?

THAT I DO.

AND I DO SO ENJOY HIS COMPANY, BEFUDDLED AS HE MAY BE.

BUT ALAS, JEEVERS IS NO MATCH

FOR THE UNEARTHLY PRESENCE THAT RULES THIS CASTLE.

AND WHAT UNEARTHLY PRESENCE WOULD THAT BE?

YOU WILL LEARN SOON ENOUGH.

ENTER THE CASTLE AS YOU DID EARLIER THIS DAY.

THE PRINCESS GIANNA WILL RECEIVE YOU THERE.

HELLO?

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE TEA WITH A GHOST.

GREAT.

Cody: CHECK IT OUT.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY ALREADY HAD TEA HERE TODAY.

NO WAY. IT'S JEEVERS.

HE'S EVEN GOT ON HIS STUPID POM-POM HAT.

UH, BEN. THAT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE --

Princess Gianna: THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW YOU, TOO, ARE PART OF MY STORY.

IT IS CUSTOMARY TO BOW BEFORE A PRINCESS.

YOU WANT US TO BOW?

[ CHUCKLES ] ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST KIDDING.

GREAT. GHOST WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.

PLEASE, SIT. WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.

SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU WANT BEN AND I TO FIGHT THE GUY

THAT WIPED OUT YOUR ENTIRE KINGDOM

AND TOOK YOUR FATHER'S SWORD?

YES.

UNTIL EXALTIMER IS IN MY HANDS,

I WILL FOREVER BE HELD PRISONER HERE.

AND THE GUY WHO WIPED OUT YOUR KINGDOM

AND TOOK THE MORTIMER SWORD

IS THAT BIG, SCARY-LOOKING GUY FROM THE TAPESTRY?

YES. THE BLACK KNIGHT IS BARDARF

AND THE SWORD'S NAME'S EXALTIMER.

IT WAS NICE AND ALL OF YOU TO HELP ME AT THE CROQUET MATCH,

BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS ON GETTING MY HEAD CHOPPED OFF

BY THIS BARFORD GUY.

Lord Umberland: IF YOU DON'T AGREE TO FIGHT BARDARF,

YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR HEAD CHOPPED OFF ANYWAY.

HE'S OUT LOOKING FOR YOU NOW. WHY IS HE LOOKING FOR US?

BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOU ARE A THREAT.

WE'RE NO THREAT TO THAT GUY.

WHAT THE HECK'S HE GOT TO WORRY ABOUT?

EXALTIMER. WITHOUT IT, HE'S NOTHING.

WITHOUT IT, HE WILL LOSE HIS POWER

AND RETURN TO THE DARK PLACE FROM WHENCE HE CAME.

NOW THAT YOU HAVE CONTACTED THE PRINCESS GIANNA,

BARDARF KNOWS THAT THE PRINCESS WILL TRY TO ENGAGE YOUR HELP

TO REGAIN EXALTIMER.

WAIT A MINUTE. WE DIDN'T CONTACT HER.

SHE CONTACTED US.

TO THE CONTRARY, I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CROSS REALMS

IF YOU HAD NOT REACHED OUT TO ME FIRST.

WITH YOUR PHONE.

I NEVER CALLED HER ON MY PHONE.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS CASTLE HAD A PHONE.

LOOK, YOU CAN CHECK THE NUMBERS I'VE DIALED.

MM-HMM. IT'S RIGHT HERE --

555-G-H-O-S-T.

GHOST. [ SIGHS ]

I MUST'VE DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER WHEN I WAS CALLING G.T.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DIAL "GOAT." I KNOW.

Princess Gianna: OUR STORIES ARE FOREVER ENTWINED.

IF YOU DON'T FIGHT BARDARF AND WIN BACK EXALTIMER,

I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WEAVE A HAPPY ENDING FOR ANY OF US.

BARDARF WILL SEARCH FOR YOU EVERY NIGHT

FROM DUSK UNTIL DAWN.

YOUR FATES WILL BE OUT OF MY HANDS.

NO WAY CODY AND BEN HAVE TO FIGHT THE BARFING GUY.

YEP, AND IT WASN'T GONNA BE EASY.

HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO FIGHT WITHOUT WEAPONS AND STUFF?

WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT CODY AND BEN WANTED TO KNOW.

ACCORDING TO PRINCESS GIANNA,

THE ONLY WAY FOR CODY AND BEN TO FIGHT BARDARF WAS IN A JOUST.

WHAT'S THAT?

WELL, IT'S WHEN TWO KNIGHTS

FIGHT ONE ANOTHER WITH LONG POLES ON HORSEBACK.

BUT CODY AND BEN DON'T HAVE ANY HORSES OR POLES.

NO, THEY DON'T.

SO WHAT DO THEY DO?

WHY DON'T WE FIND OUT?

CODY WAS SURE THAT HE AND BEN WERE DOOMED

AS THEY PREPARED THEMSELVES TO FIGHT BARDARF.

ARE WE SERIOUSLY GONNA TRY AND JOUST THIS GHOST KNIGHT

WITH A COUPLE OF GOLF CLUBS?

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS?

NO.

YOU MUST GREET BARDARF ON THE BATTLEFIELD BEFORE ENGAGING.

YOU WILL THEN CROSS PATHS AND FACE OFF.

ONCE YOU HAVE ENGAGED,

THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT BARDARF IS TO KNOCK OFF HIS HELMET

AND EXPOSE HIM FOR THE DARK SPIRIT HE IS.

ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE ABLE TO RECLAIM EXALTIMER.

PIECE OF CAKE.

DO NOT LET THE DARKNESS TOUCH YOU

OR YOU, TOO, WILL BECOME AS BARDARF.

BE BRAVE OF HEART AND PURE OF SPIRIT

AND YOU WILL TRIUMPH.

RIGHT NOW, I DON'T FEEL BRAVE OF ANYTHING.

[ HORSE WHINNIES ] BARDARF RETURNS.

DO NOT WORRY. I'M WITH YOU IN SPIRIT.

OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

Cody: LOOKS LIKE HE'S WAITING FOR US TO GREET HIM.

COME ON. LET'S DO THIS. [ SIGHS ]

[ HORSE WHINNIES ]

Ben: CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS.

Cody: [ SIGHS ] ME NEITHER.

[ HORSE WHINNIES ]

[ BOTH SCREAM ]

[ HORSE WHINNIES ]

OH, MAN. NOW LOOK WHAT HE'S GOT.

THING'S LIKE SIX FEET LONG.

QUICK, GRAB THE NINE IRON.

HERE.

I CAN'T DRIVE AND JOUST. YOU DO IT.

I'M GONNA PASS HIM ON YOUR SIDE SO YOU CAN SWING.

HERE WE GO.

[ CLANK ] [ GRUNTS ]

OH, MAN. WE'RE DOOMED.

LET'S GET ANOTHER CLUB.

OKAY, YOU SWING. I DRIVE.

OKAY.

[ CLANK ]

WAY TO GO.

NEXT TIME, TRY TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE HORSE.

THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. HE'S TOO HIGH UP.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

Man: FORE!

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. GRAB A CLUB.

[ GRUNTS ]

Ben: ARE YOU CRAZY?

YOU'RE GONNA PLAY GOLF NOW?

HEY, BARDARF, WHY DON'T YOU COME AND GET US?

OH, DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME.

OH, MAN, NOW HE'S COMING AT US WITH MORTIMER.

KEEP SHOOTING. [ GRUNTS ]

[ CLANKING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

WOW. WAY TO GO! WE'VE STILL GOT TO GET THAT HELMET OFF OF HIM.

OKAY.

WHOA. THAT WAS CREEPY.

I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.

IT WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE IF YOU GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE

SO I COULD THANK YOU PROPERLY.

SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY.

YOU TOO.

BRAVE OF HEART AND PURE OF SPIRIT,

I KNIGHT THEE SIR CODY AND SIR BEN.

I SHALL FOREVER BE INDEBTED TO YOU BOTH.

THE END.

HEY. THAT CAN'T BE THE END.

[ CHUCKLES ] SORRY. I COULDN'T RESIST.

OKAY, HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

THE DAY AFTER CODY AND BEN DEFEATED BARDARF,

THEY COULDN'T HELP GOING BACK TO THE CASTLE

TO SEE IF PRINCESS GIANNA WAS THERE.

BUT NOW THAT SHE WAS FREE TO LEAVE, SHE HAD.

SHE DID, HOWEVER, LET THEM KNOW

THAT THEIR STORY TOGETHER HADN'T ENDED AT ALL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PRINCESS GIANNA

LEFT US MORE PICTURES. I KNOW, RIGHT?

OH, CHECK THIS ONE OUT.

THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE SO FAR.

MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE KNIGHTS.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I THINK I LIKE THIS ONE THE BEST.

YEAH, YEAH. THAT ONE'S COOL, TOO.

UH, CODY.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE.

THAT'S BARDARF'S SPIRIT, ISN'T IT?

YEP.

AND IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR --

Jeevers: [ Laughing ] WELL, WELL.

IF IT ISN'T THE CROQUET CHEATERS.

[ BOTH SCREAMING ] [ CACKLING ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]