Original subtitles

BYE, GUYS! HAVE A GREAT TIME!

I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL!

[ BOTH SCREAM ]

OKAY. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK THAT TIME.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE. [ SCOFFS ]

HA HA. VERY FUNNY, YOU TWO.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO GET COMFORTABLE.

SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO?

DID YOU BRING US A DEADTIME STORY?

NO, NOT THIS TIME. WHY NOT?

WELL, I FIGURED YOU GUYS HAD HAD ENOUGH OF THEM ALREADY.

AW, MAN. I LOVE "DEADTIME STORIES." ME, TOO.

WELL, I'M SORRY.

I...DO HAVE A LOVE STORY, THOUGH.

OH, PUKE.

WELL, DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED?

NOT REALLY.

"REVENGE OF THE GOBLIN."

HEY, THIS IS A DEADTIME STORY.

YES! WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

FLYING MONKEYS. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT?

IT'S ABOUT GOBLINS AND THE HORRIBLE STUFF THAT HAPPENS

WHEN NINA AND HER BEST FRIEND SAMMY

STUMBLE UPON THE ENTRANCE TO THEIR SECRET WORLD.

ARE YOU GUYS READY TO BE SCARED?

OKAY. CHAPTER ONE.

"NINA RUSSO DIDN'T HEAR THE FOOTSTEPS BEHIND HER

"AS SHE WANDERED DEEPER INTO THE WOODS.

"SHE WAS SO ABSORBED

"IN SEARCHING THE GROUND AHEAD OF HER

"THAT SHE NEVER NOTICED THE HORRIBLE CREATURE

AT HER BACK -- NOT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE."

AAH! GET THAT THING OFF ME!

[ LAUGHS ] I MEAN IT!

STAY AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT THING!

CALM DOWN. IT'S NOT EVEN REAL.

THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. YEAH, IT WAS.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOURSELF.

"AAH! GET THAT THING OFF OF ME!"

YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA THINK IT'S VERY FUNNY TOMORROW

WHEN WE GET IN TROUBLE FOR NOT HANDING IN THIS PROJECT.

IF WE WOULD HAVE DONE IT YESTERDAY LIKE I WANTED TO,

WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I PICKED YOU AS MY PARTNER.

BECAUSE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. THAT'S WHY.

THEN STOP MESSING AROUND AND HELP ME.

CAN'T WE JUST LOOK AT THE REST OF THIS STUFF ONLINE?

I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT LEAVES AND TREES.

I MEAN, REALLY -- WHO CARES WHICH WAY THE VEINS ARE GOING

OR WHETHER OR NOT THE EDGES ARE JAGGED?

CAN'T WE JUST CALL THIS A MAPLE LEAF AND BE DONE WITH IT?

NO. WHY NOT?

BECAUSE IT'S NOT A MAPLE LEAF.

WELL, THEN CAN WE AT LEAST HURRY THIS UP?

'CAUSE I'M STARVING TO DEATH

AND I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT WE'RE LOST.

ARE WE?

I DON'T KNOW.

I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK

THAT THESE WOODS WOULD BE SO DEEP.

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID WE SHOULD LOOK IN THESE WOODS.

THAT'S BECAUSE VINNY'S FOOD TRUCK

IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM HERE.

I THOUGHT THAT WE'D LOOK AT A LEAF OR TWO

AND THEN GO GET A BITE TO EAT.

I DIDN'T THINK THAT WE'D BE WALKING

AROUND THESE WOODS FOR HOURS.

UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! ME?!

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED TO FIND A "SHUMACHER" OAK.

SHUMARD OAK, YOU IDIOT. WHATEVER.

LET'S JUST KEEP WALKING IN A STRAIGHT LINE.

THESE WOODS CAN'T GO ON FOREVER.

THEY GOT TO LET US OUT AT SOME POINT.

WELL, HOPEFULLY NEAR VINNY'S.

DO...

"SHUMACHER" OAKS HAVE DOORS?

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ WHEN YOU HEAR THE SCREAM ♪

AAH!

♪ HIDE UNDER THE BLANKET ♪

♪ DON'T COME OUT ♪

♪ IT'S NOT A DREAM ♪

♪ DON'T YOU SLEEP ♪

♪ THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE NOW ♪

MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF TREE HOUSE.

FOR WHO? THESE WOODS ARE DESERTED.

I DON'T KNOW. BUT I SAY WE FIND OUT.

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

WHAT IF THERE'S A MANIAC IN THERE?!

IN THE TREE?

YES, IN THE TREE!

NO WAY.

YOU'VE GOT TO STOP WATCHING ALL THOSE SCARY SHOWS.

WHOA!

NINA! IT -- IT'S HUGE IN HERE!

YOU'VE GOT TO COME SEE THIS.

IS THERE A MANIAC IN THERE?

NO. JUST A-A COUPLE OF GOBLINS.

WHAT?!

GOBLIN STATUES, I MEAN.

WHO WOULD PUT A STATUE IN A TREE?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEY ALMOST LOOK REAL.

THEY ARE PRETTY AWESOME-LOOKING.

WHAT'S WITH THAT BALL? I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE IT'S, LIKE, A LAVA LAMP OR SOMETHING.

A LAVA LAMP? REALLY?

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, WE'RE IN A TREE TRUNK.

THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY IN HERE.

MAYBE IT RUNS ON BATTERIES.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

DON'T TOUCH THAT THING! IT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS!

WILL YOU CHILL ALREADY? NO, YOU CHILL ALREADY.

[ SIGHS ]

[ CHUCKLES ] WHOA.

THIS THING'S TOO COOL. I SAY WE TAKE IT.

I SAY WE DON'T.

IT OBVIOUSLY BELONGS TO SOMEONE.

AND FOR ALL WE KNOW,

IT COULD BE A MAD SCIENTIST OR SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

I'M TAKING THIS THING.

I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WE'D MAKE IT HERE.

I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER MAKE IT OUT OF THOSE WOODS.

OH, NO.

TONY CAPUTO AND MIA MANETTI ARE HERE.

JUST WHAT I NEED.

HEY, SAMMY! OVER HERE!

AND BRING LITTLE MISS A-PLUS WITH YOU, TOO!

I DON'T WANT TO GO OVER THERE.

ME NEITHER, BUT IT'S EASIER THAN TRYING TO IGNORE THEM.

[ SIGHS ]

SIT.

SO, LISTEN, DID YOU DO THAT "TREE-LEAF-BARK" THING YET?

WHY?

'CAUSE MIA AND I HAVEN'T,

AND WE NEED TO COPY SOMEONE'S BOOK.

NO, WE HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.

Mia: [ Chuckling ] I KNOW YOU'RE LYING.

YOU PROBABLY STARTED WORKING ON IT LAST WEEK.

ACTUALLY, MIA, WE JUST STARTED WORKING ON IT TODAY.

YEAH. WE'VE BEEN IN THE WOODS ALL MORNING.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN WHAT WE FOUND.

SO, DID YOU WRITE SOMETHING OR NOT?

I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS OUR ANSWERS.

THAT'S CHEATING.

[ SCOFFS ] YOU THINK?

LISTEN, NINA KNOW-IT-ALL, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT

THROUGH THE REST OF THIS YEAR PEACEFULLY,

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE US THOSE ANSWERS.

DUDE, JUST STOP IT. [ WHOOSH ]

WHOA. WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW. ALL I SAID WAS, "DUDE, JUST STOP IT."

WELL, EVERYTHING STOPPED, ALL RIGHT.

IT'S THAT BALL. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THAT THING.

START. [ WHOOSH ]

SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, NINA?

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO DECIDE.

FIVE...

WHAT THE...

FOUR...THREE...TWO...

STOP IT. [ WHOOSH ]

WHOA! THIS THING IS THE COOLEST EVER!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'M EATING!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THAT LITTLE BALL JUST FROZE EVERYTHING UP,

AND YOU'RE EATING?

I'M STARVING TO DEATH, AND THIS PIZZA'S GOOD.

YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT.

THAT TREE WE FOUND HAD TO BE TAKEN OVER

BY SOME MAD SCIENTIST OR CRAZY WIZARD OR SOMETHING,

'CAUSE THIS BALL HAS SOME CRAZY, MAD POWERS.

AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT?

I MEAN, WE OUGHT TO TELL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME. I'M KEEPING THIS THING.

WE CAN FINALLY GO. WHAT ABOUT THEM?

WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE THEM LIKE THAT.

WELL, I'LL JUST GET THEM GOING AGAIN WHEN WE'RE ON OUR WAY OUT.

START! [ WHOOSH ]

HEY, TONY!

THANKS FOR LUNCH. [ CHUCKLES ]

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

HEY. SAMMY: Hey.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE

WHAT I DID WITH THIS BALL WHEN I GOT HOME.

I DON'T THINK I WANT TO KNOW. OH, COME ON. IT WAS GREAT.

What? OKAY.

SO, MY MOM, SHE HAD US EAT DINNER EARLY

'CAUSE SHE HAS TO WORK TONIGHT,

and she made a ton of cauliflower

'cause my dad -- he loves it.

AND ME AND MY BROTHER -- WE HATE IT.

AND I JUST FROZE EVERYTHING WITH THIS BALL, AND THEN I SCRAPED

all my cauliflower onto my brother's plate.

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE.

GLAD YOU'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH FOOD. I am.

[ DOG BARKING ]

WHO'S BARKING? BANDIT.

SHE MUST HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF MY NEIGHBOR'S YARD AGAIN.

WHY WOULD THEY CALL THAT BEAGLE "BANDIT"?

I mean, it is a girl. I KNOW, RIGHT?

Now I'm really gonna mess with him.

I'M GONNA STOP EVERYTHING... [ WHOOSH ]

...AND I'M GONNA REARRANGE HIS ROOM.

WHOA.

[ BARKING STOPS ]

SAMMY, ONE OF THE GOBLINS FROM THE TREE TRUNK

IS IN MY YARD!

ONE OF THE GOBLIN STATUES IS IN YOUR YARD?

YES! BUT HE'S NOT A STATUE ANYMORE!

HE'S ALIVE!

Sammy: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO HIM?

Nina: I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT.

SOMETHING OUTSIDE MUST HAVE SCARED HIM,

'CAUSE HE JUST RAN AWAY.

I'M TELLING YOU, THAT GOBLIN WANTS HIS BALL BACK,

AND WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM.

AND I STILL THINK YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS.

HOW COULD A STATUE COME TO LIFE?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YOU'VE BEEN STOPPING TIME WITH A BALL

THAT WE FOUND IN A TREE TRUNK,

AND YOU'RE QUESTIONING THIS?

HEY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

OH, NO. THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.

OKAY, EVERYONE. QUIET DOWN.

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL READY TO TURN IN YOUR PROJECTS THIS MORNING

'CAUSE I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.

WE'VE GOT OUR WORKBOOK RIGHT HERE, MR. NOONAN.

THAT'S WONDERFUL, MR. CAPUTO. RAISE YOUR HAND NEXT TIME.

OH, MAN. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I HATE THIS STUPID CLASS.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT NOW, MOTHER? [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND.

STAY SEATED AND BEHAVE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M FIXING THIS, AND I'M GETTING EVEN.

STOP. [ WHOOSH ]

OH, MAN. THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD. [ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLES ] THANK YOU.

SAMMY!

DID YOU SEE THAT?

SAMMY, DID YOU SEE? THERE WAS A GOBLIN.

START. [ WHOOSH ]

Sammy: TONY, TONY, TONY.

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE. MR. NOONAN IS NOT A GOOFBALL.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHEN THE HECK DID HE DO THAT?

OH, JUST A SECOND AGO. YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM?

ALL RIGHT, MISTER. YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.

IT'S THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE FOR YOU.

I DIDN'T DO IT, MR. NOONAN! REALLY!

I'VE BEEN FRAMED!

YOU CAN PRACTICE YOUR ALIBI ON THE WAY TO THE OFFICE.

GO. NOW. [ SIGHS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU TWO ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I'M TELLING YOU!

THERE WAS A GOBLIN RUNNING DOWN THE HALL

OUTSIDE OUR CLASSROOM.

SHE WAS HEADING THIS WAY --

NOW, THAT'S BIZARRE. SEE? I TOLD YOU.

MAYBE IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE. DON'T EVEN TRY IT.

THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THAT BALL,

AND WE'RE PUTTING IT BACK.

WHY? JUST BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN

A COUPLE OF CUTE, LITTLE GOBLIN STATUES

RUNNING AROUND? [ SIGHS ]

I JUST DON'T SEE THE HARM IN KEEPING IT. THAT'S ALL.

I'M WITH NINA. I THINK THEY SHOULD PUT IT BACK.

I DON'T. I THINK THEY SHOULD KEEP IT.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GOBLINS? WHAT IF THEY'RE MEAN?

I THINK THAT'S WHAT NINA WAS WORRIED ABOUT, TOO.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

HMM. THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.

I THINK I WOULD FIGURE OUT WHO THE GOBLINS WERE

AND WHAT THE ORB WAS ALL ABOUT BEFORE I MADE A DECISION.

SHOULD WE SEE WHAT NINA AND SAMMY DECIDED TO DO?

YEAH. YEAH.

"NINA AND SAMMY FOUGHT OVER THE ORB

"ALL THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL,

"AND SAMMY STILL WOULDN'T GIVE IT UP --

"THAT IS, UNTIL NINA THREATENED TO STOP BEING HIS BEST FRIEND.

"THAT'S WHEN SAMMY FINALLY GAVE IN.

"UNFORTUNATELY...

"NINA AGREED TO WAIT UNTIL THE WEEKEND

TO PUT IT BACK."

Woman: IN AN UNRELATED STORY, IT APPEARS THAT GOBLINS

HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TRISTATE AREA THIS WEEK -

OR SHOULD I SAY, GOBLIN STATUES.

IN WHAT THE POLICE ARE DESCRIBING...

[ VOLUME INCREASES ] ...AS AN ORCHESTRATED PRANK, THESE GOBLIN STATUES

SEEM TO BE APPEARING AT A NUMBER OF SITES

WHERE THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF VANDALISM AND LOOTING.

WHILE THERE HAVE BEEN NO LEADS YET,

THE POLICE ARE ENCOURAGING ANYONE WITH INFORMATION

TO COME FORWARD AND CONTACT THE LOCAL POLICE.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] HEY.

NINA: Are you watching the news?

NO. I DON'T WATCH THE NEWS.

YEAH, WELL, WE'VE GOT BIG PROBLEMS.

What?

Just get over here now.

IT'S 11:00 ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?

JUST STOP EVERYTHING WITH THAT STUPID BALL-ORB THING

AND BRING IT WITH YOU.

[ SIGHS ] OKAY.

[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]

YOU KNOW, WE COULD JUST TALK IN YOUR HOUSE.

YOUR PARENTS ARE FROZEN.

I KNOW, BUT IT'S TOO CREEPY BEING IN THERE WITH THEM LIKE THAT.

I STILL THINK WE OUGHT TO JUST TAKE THIS BACK

WHERE WE FOUND IT JUST LIKE YOU SAID.

AND I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE IT TO THE POLICE TONIGHT AND BE DONE WITH IT.

[ Echoing ] BETTER STILL...

I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE IT TO ME.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BOLTING --

NOT IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE.

DO SOMETHING! [ Echoing ] IF YOU TOUCH THAT ORB, ILLRICK,

I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!

BLOW IT OUT YOUR NOSE, BALDRICK!

QUICK! GIVE ME THAT ORB!

IF YOU HAND HIM THE ORB, I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!

IF YOU GUYS WANT THIS ORB SO BAD...

GO AND GET IT! OH, RATS!

[ LAUGHING ]

NOW BOTH WORLDS ARE MINE, ILLRICK!

AND THOSE TWO LITTLE HUMANS, THEY'RE DOOMED!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ GRUNTS ]

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I NEED A BREAK. NOW?

YOU CAN'T TAKE A BREAK NOW.

THIS IS GETTING REALLY GOOD.

DON'T YOU WANT TO FIND OUT ABOUT BALDRICK AND ILLRICK?

I DON'T KNOW. THEY SCARE ME A LITTLE BIT.

REALLY?

WHAT? DON'T THEY SCARE YOU GUYS, TOO?

WHAT?

IT'S OKAY, REALLY. YOU CAN DO THIS.

[ Chuckling ] OH, OKAY.

HERE WE GO.

COME HERE. [ CHUCKLES ]

"NINA AND SAMMY WERE ABOUT TO RUN INTO NINA'S HOUSE

TO GET AWAY FROM ILLRICK -- WHEN ILLRICK STOPPED THEM."

Illrick: GO AHEAD!

TRY TO GET AWAY, YOU FOOLISH, LITTLE HUMANS!

SEE HOW LONG YOU LAST.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING ANYWAYS.

WHO DO YOU THINK'S GONNA HELP YOU?

OH, NO. YOU DIDN'T SAY "START"

BEFORE YOU THREW THE BALL!

THAT'S RIGHT.

SO NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DEAL WITH ME.

SO, UH, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, KID.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT ORB WAS ANYWAYS?

A TOY?

'CAUSE I SPENT 1,000 YEARS

FIGURING OUT HOW TO BUILD THAT THING

AND ANOTHER 2,000 YEARS BUILDING IT!

AND YOU SPENT LESS THAN A WEEK RUINING EVERYTHING!

AY-YI-YI-YI- YI-YI-YI-YI-YI.

I AM NOT TRYING TO HURT YOU.

I'M HERE TO HELP.

HEY, YOU GOT ANYTHING TO DRINK IN THAT HOUSE?

I AM DYING OF THIRST HERE.

[ SLURPING ]

[ ALL SIGH ]

SO, BALDRICK AND THE REST OF HIS FOLLOWERS --

HE TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH

AND JUST GET RID OF ALL THE HUMANS?

WELL, THAT WAS HIS PLAN.

HE WIPED OUT A LOT OF PEOPLE THE LAST GO-ROUND, TOO.

HOW?

OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, KID.

SO, YOU BUILT THAT ORB

TO TRY TO STOP HIM FROM DOING IT AGAIN?

I THOUGHT IF I COULD BUY SOME TIME,

I COULD FIGURE OUT A WAY TO RESTORE BALANCE

TO BOTH OUR WORLDS.

BUT BALDRICK FOUND OUT ABOUT THE ORB,

AND HE FOLLOWED ME UP HERE.

AND JUST WHEN I SAID "STOP," HE KNOCKED IT OUT OF MY HANDS.

SO YOU FROZE, TOO.

YEP, UNLESS YOU'RE HOLDING THE ORB

OR TOUCHING SOMEONE WHO IS

WHEN YOU FIRST INITIATE THE POWER,

YOU'RE NOT PROTECTED.

HOW COME WHEN WE SAY "STOP," THE GOBLINS DON'T?

BECAUSE YOU'RE HUMAN,

SO THE POWER OF THE ORB WILL ONLY STOP YOUR PEOPLE.

AND APPARENTLY FREE MINE.

WHY? I DON'T KNOW, KID.

I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO WORK OUT ALL THE KINKS YET.

LET ME JUST TELL YOU THIS.

IF WE DON'T GET THAT ORB BACK FROM BALDRICK,

YOU TWO ARE GONNA END UP THE ONLY TWO HUMANS ON EARTH,

AND BALDRICK IS GONNA TAKE GREAT PLEASURE

IN HUNTING YOU DOWN FOR SPORT.

[ SLURPS ]

HOW DO YOU KNOW BALDRICK WILL BE BACK IN THE TREE TRUNK?

BECAUSE OLD HABITS DIE HARD.

BEFORE ALL THE PROBLEMS, THAT SHUMARD OAK WAS THE ONLY WAY

BALDRICK AND I GOT IN AND OUT OF GOBLINICUS.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

NO, THAT TREE STANDS RIGHT ABOVE THE HOUSE WE GREW UP IN.

YOU AND BALDRICK GREW UP TOGETHER?

[ SIGHS ] HE'S MY BROTHER.

THAT'S WHY I KNOW HIM LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.

AND TRUST ME, HE'S ALREADY DOWN IN GOBLINICUS

PLAYING MR. BIG SHOT AND THREATENING

ALL THE OTHER GOBLINS WITH THAT ORB.

BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU NEED US TO FIX THIS.

CAN'T YOU JUST GO DOWN

AND GET THE ORB YOURSELF FROM BALDRICK

AND THEN FREEZE ALL THE OTHER GOBLINS?

WELL, I COULD, BUT IF I DO THAT,

THERE'S NO GUARANTEE THAT THE HUMANS WILL START UP AGAIN.

LOOK, KID, YOU STOPPED TIME,

SO I'M THINKING YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE TO START IT.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT AN IDIOT HE IS.

ARE YOU SURE YOUR PLAN WILL WORK?

NO. BUT I DO KNOW MY BROTHER'S AS GULLIBLE AS HE IS GREEDY,

SO I THINK WE GOT A PRETTY GOOD SHOT AT THIS.

YOU JUST NEED TO STAY HIDDEN UNTIL I SAY "NOW," YOU GOT IT?

I GOT IT.

WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

AS LONG AS WE STAY CONNECTED, WHEN YOU SAY "START,"

I'M SURE I'LL BE FINE.

[ GRUNTS ] DON'T ASK.

I JUST NEED YOU TO GET BEHIND THAT TREE.

DON'T COME OUT TILL I SAY "NOW."

YOU GOT IT?

YES.

NOW GO.

HEY, BALDRICK!

YOU MIGHT WANT TO BRING THAT ORB

AND YOUR PUTRID GREEN BUTT UP HERE!

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I'M GONNA BLOW YOU TO KINGDOM COME!

THERE'S A DETONATOR IN THAT ORB, BALDRICK!

AND I'M HOLDING THE BUTTON.

GO AHEAD!

PLAY CHICKEN!

[ CLUCKING ]

'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE A DEAD DUCK IN A MINUTE.

YOU'RE LYING.

REALLY?

TRY ME.

GIVE IT TO ME!

GIVE ME THE ORB, AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE BUTTON.

THAT WAY WE'LL BOTH BE SAFE. FAIR ENOUGH?

FINE. ON THREE.

ONE...

...TWO...

...THREE! AAH!

I HOPE THAT'S YOUR BAD KNEE, TOO!

GIVE ME THE BUTTON! AAH!

[ MOANING ]

HA! I OUGHT TO MAKE YOU EAT THIS!

[ GRUNTS ] AAH!

NOW!

YOU GUYS, DO SOMETHING NOW!

LIKE WHAT? HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE ORB FIRST.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE HAVE TO HELP HIM.

HEY, BALDRICK!

ILLRICK DOESN'T HAVE THE REAL BUTTON! I DO!

[ BOTH GRUNT ]

GET IT! GET THE ORB! GET THE TWO HUMANS!

THERE'S NO TIME! NOW!

I DON'T WANT TO -- NOT WITHOUT YOU!

DO IT, KID! DO IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

START! [ WHOOSH ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

I HATE THIS ENDING.

BECAUSE OF ILLRICK?

BUT HE'S A HERO.

YEAH. A FROZEN HERO.

IT'S SAD, HUH?

YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT THE ENDING.

SO, BUCKLE UP, 'CAUSE WE'RE STILL IN FOR A BUMPY RIDE.

"BY THE TIME NINA AND SAMMY GOT BACK,

"TIME HAD TICKED AWAY FOR OVER AN HOUR.

"LUCKY FOR THEM, NEITHER OF THEIR PARENTS

"HAD ANY IDEA THAT THEY'D BEEN MISSING.

"AND EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHING WAS RIGHT IN THE WORLD AGAIN --

"WELL, IN THEIR WORLD --

NEITHER OF THEM GOT A MINUTE'S SLEEP."

IF I DIDN'T KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT WAS,

I'D STOP TIME SO WE COULD SLEEP FOR A WHILE.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

I KNOW. I'M JUST KIDDING.

BUT THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LET ILLRICK DOWN.

ONE DAY, I'M GONNA FIND A WAY TO BRING HIM BACK

AND PROTECT THAT ORB WITH MY LIFE.

OKAY, EVERYONE. IT'S TIME TO TURN IN YOUR ASSIGNMENTS.

SAMMY, THERE'S NOTHING IN MY BACKPACK.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I MEAN THERE'S NOTHING IN MY BAG!

TONY CAPUTO TOOK YOUR STUFF!

[ SIGHS ] THAT KID IS SUCH A JERK.

HERE'S MY ASSIGNMENT, MR. NOONAN.

HE'S GOT MY HOMEWORK! AND THAT'S NOT ALL HE'S GOT.

GO AHEAD. TRY TO STOP ME.

[ WHOOSH ]

Both: NO! [ BOTH SCREAM ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]