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YOU SCARED ME! 4 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,847 ALL RIGHT, IN THE TENT. 5 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,890 IT'S TIME FOR A DEADTIME STORY. 6 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:18,184 SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US THIS TIME? 7 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,061 IT'S CALLED "THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE," 8 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:21,896 AND I THINK YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GONNA LIKE IT. 9 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,065 [ GIGGLES ] SO, WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 10 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:25,984 WELL, IT'S ABOUT ADAM RILEY AND HIS FRIENDS, 11 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,277 WHO LEARN A LITTLE TOO LATE THAT 12 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,904 THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE IS NOT JUST A LEGEND, 13 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,698 AND THAT THE STREETS OF BASKERVILLE 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,033 AREN'T SAFE... 15 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,701 ESPECIALLY AFTER DARK. 16 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,369 [ GASPS ] 17 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:37,996 OKAY, ARE YOU GUYS READY TO BE SCARED? 18 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,539 YEAH. OKAY. 19 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,292 CHAPTER ONE. 20 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,085 "ADAM RILEY STARTED TO SWEAT 21 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,296 "AS HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND, EUGENE NAZZARO, 22 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,089 "APPROACHED THE LONG GRAVEL DRIVE 23 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,549 "THAT SNAKED ITS WAY UP TO 24 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,593 "THE CREEPY, OLD HOUSE ON THE HILL. 25 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,511 "IT WAS THE LEEDS HOUSE, 26 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:56,973 "THE PLACE WHERE THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE HAD BEEN BORN, 27 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:59,058 "THE HOUSE WHERE THE SNIVELING, SNORTING, 28 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,895 SUBHUMAN CREATURE LIVED NOW." 29 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:03,104 THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. 30 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,314 I KNOW, I KNOW. 31 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:06,107 BUT IF I DON'T TELL J.J. THAT 32 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,984 I'M NOT COMING TO HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT 33 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,069 AND GIVE HIM HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY PRESENT, 34 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,529 MY MOM WON'T LET US SLEEP OUT. 35 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:12,989 DID YOU TELL YOUR MOM THAT NOBODY'S GOING TO 36 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,991 HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY PARTY? IT DIDN'T HELP. 37 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,243 SHE THINKS THE ONLY REASON NOBODY LIKES HIM 38 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,204 IS BECAUSE HE LIVES IN THE BEAST'S OLD HOUSE. 39 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,372 MY MOM SAYS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR J.J. TO 40 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,999 MAKE ANY FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD 41 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,375 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL. 42 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,044 HE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL, REMEMBER? 43 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,462 HE'S A GENIUS. 44 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,964 I TOLD HER THAT EVEN IF J.J. LIVED IN THE WHITE HOUSE, 45 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,633 HE STILL WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, 46 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,052 BECAUSE HE'S A STUPID, ROTTEN, LOOGIE-SPITTING, 47 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,261 LITTLE BOOGER-BALL. 48 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,096 BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 49 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,349 SO, CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH? 50 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,111 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM NOW? 51 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,445 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 52 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:53,988 WE MAKE IT UP DEADMAN'S HILL ALIVE. 53 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,407 IT'S A DRIVEWAY, EUGENE. COME ON. 54 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,867 YEAH, THE ONE THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE 55 00:01:57,992 --> 00:02:00,411 DRAGS ALL OF HIS VICTIMS UP BEFORE HE TEARS THEM TO SHREDS 56 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,746 AND BURIES THEM IN HIS WELL. 57 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:02,997 WHAT WELL? 58 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:04,749 DO YOU SEE A WELL ON THIS PROPERTY? 59 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,584 IT IS PROBABLY HIDDEN. 60 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:09,254 HOW DO YOU HIDE A 3,000-POUND TUNNEL MADE OUT OF STONE? 61 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,340 WHO KNOWS? ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE WHEN WITCHES ARE INVOLVED. 62 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:15,134 WHAT WITCHES? JIMMY LEEDS' MOTHER AND HER FRIENDS. 63 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,469 DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE STORY? 64 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,847 YEAH, I REMEMBER THE STORY. 65 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,057 ELVIRA LEEDS MARRIED A HUMAN, 66 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,976 SO THE OTHER WITCHES IN HER COVEN CURSED HER. 67 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,644 THEY TURNED HER HUSBAND INTO 68 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:26,980 A THREE-HEADED NEWT WITH ONLY ONE EYE. 69 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,898 AND WHEN JIMMY WAS BORN, 70 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,025 HE WAS HALF-HUMAN AND HALF-BEAST. 71 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:33,862 HE WAS SO HORRIBLE, ELVIRA THREW HIM DOWN THE WELL TO DIE. 72 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,865 AND NOW, EVERY SO OFTEN, HE CLIMBS OUT OF THE WELL 73 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,867 TO FEED ON THE KIDS OF BASKERVILLE. 74 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:40,326 IT'S JUST A STUPID LEGEND, EUGENE. 75 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,579 THERE IS NO WELL, AND THERE IS NO BEAST, 76 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,331 AND THERE AREN'T ANY WITCHES, EITHER. 77 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:48,835 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] 78 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:56,092 ♪ WHEN YOU HEAR THE SCREAM ♪ 79 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:57,260 AAH! 80 00:02:57,385 --> 00:03:00,138 ♪ HIDE UNDER THE BLANKET ♪ 81 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,015 ♪ DON'T COME OUT ♪ 82 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,392 ♪ IT'S NOT A DREAM ♪ 83 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,020 ♪ DON'T YOU SLEEP ♪ 84 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:11,357 ♪ THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE NOW ♪ 85 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,822 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PROPERTY? 86 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:18,907 NOTHING, WE CAME TO SEE J.J., 87 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:21,034 THE KID THAT LIVES HERE. 88 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,578 YOU! GET OVER HERE. 89 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:28,166 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY J.J.? 90 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,042 YOUR J.J.? 91 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,545 YES, MY J.J. 92 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,339 I AM HIS MOTHER, AFTER ALL. 93 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,757 IS THAT SURPRISING TO YOU? 94 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:36,633 [ WHIMPERS ] 95 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:39,719 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH HIM? 96 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,221 'CAUSE HE'S NOT HERE. 97 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:43,348 I'M LOOKING FOR THE LITTLE BEAST MYSELF. 98 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,516 UH, WE JUST WANTED TO TELL HIM THAT 99 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:46,851 WE'RE SORRY WE CAN'T MAKE IT TO 100 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:47,894 HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT. 101 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:48,853 WHAT BIRTHDAY PARTY? 102 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,028 WELL, WELL, WELL. 103 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,863 LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE GENIUS 104 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:01,741 THINKS HE CAN PUT ONE OVER ON ME, DOES HE? 105 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:05,245 LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN FOR ANOTHER RUDE AWAKENING. 106 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,080 GIVE HER THE PRESENT, AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 107 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,790 ANYWAY, WOULD YOU JUST TELL J.J. 108 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,042 WE'RE SORRY WE CAN'T MAKE IT TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT 109 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,252 AND GIVE HIM HIS PRESENT? 110 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,878 KEEP YOUR STUPID PRESENT! 111 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,673 THERE ISN'T GONNA BE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR J.J., 112 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,007 NOT EVER! 113 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,680 MRS. LEEDS IS REALLY MEAN! 114 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:24,889 AND REALLY CREEPY. 115 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,432 I'M GLAD SHE'S NOT MY MOM. 116 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:27,600 Babysitter: ME, TOO. 117 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,102 "ADAM AND EUGENE WEREN'T ABOUT TO 118 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,520 "ARGUE WITH MRS. LEEDS, 119 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,605 "SO THEY RACED DOWN THE DRIVEWAY, 120 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:35,733 ONLY TO RUN INTO ANOTHER LEEDS IN THE STREET." 121 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,778 HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU JERK! 122 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,113 Elvira: J.J.! 123 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,447 GET YOUR BUTT UP HERE NOW! 124 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:42,490 WHAT'S MY MOM DOING OUTSIDE? 125 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,325 SHE NEVER GOES OUTSIDE. 126 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:45,493 S-SHE SAID SHE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 127 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:48,121 YOU GUYS TALKED TO MY MOM? 128 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:50,623 YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL HER ABOUT MY PARTY TONIGHT, DID YOU? 129 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,625 WHAT'S ALL THIS NONSENSE ABOUT A BIRTHDAY PARTY? 130 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,420 WE DON'T CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS IN THIS HOUSE, 131 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,714 AND WE DON'T THROW PARTIES, EITHER. 132 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,926 BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE FOR OTHER PEOPLE. 133 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:05,013 NOW, GET BACK TO THE HOUSE, 134 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,015 AND GET TO YOUR CHORES. 135 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,642 [ GRUNTS ] OWW. 136 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,686 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE SORRY FOR THIS! 137 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:13,604 DEAD SORRY! 138 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:18,609 WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 139 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,486 YOU ALMOST SMASHED MY FINGERS AGAIN! 140 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:22,155 WELL, I CAN'T HIT THE SPIKE UNLESS YOU HOLD IT STEADY. 141 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,531 I CAN'T HOLD IT STEADY 142 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,408 IF YOU KEEP SMASHING MY FINGERS AGAIN! 143 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,160 YOU'RE MAKING THE ENTIRE TENT LOPSIDED. 144 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:28,786 HEY, GUYS. HEY, WHAT'S UP? 145 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:32,081 EUGENE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TENT? 146 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:33,624 IT'S ALL LOPSIDED. 147 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,418 UH, WE BUILT IT THAT WAY ON PURPOSE, 148 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:36,669 SO IT WOULD BE BIGGER INSIDE. 149 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:37,837 WHY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, 150 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,547 PUT A PORTA-POTTY IN THERE THIS YEAR? 151 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,132 YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS SO FUNNY 152 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:44,093 IF YOU WERE THE ONE WITH POISON IVY ALL OVER YOUR BUTTS. 153 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:46,637 HEY, EUGENE! LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT! 154 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,514 IT'S THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE'S LEG. 155 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:51,017 AND IT'S FILLED WITH HIS BLOOD. 156 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,770 EWW. GROSS. THAT'S DISGUSTING. 157 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,856 IT'S NOT THE BEAST'S LEG. IT'S JUST FILLED WITH TOMATO JUICE. 158 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,191 WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM? 159 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,358 SORRY. [ SIGHS ] 160 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,860 MY DAD GOT IT IN VENEZUELA. 161 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,904 IT'S A HOLLOWED-OUT PART OF A COW'S LEG. 162 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:03,863 COOL, ISN'T IT? 163 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:04,822 NO. NO. 164 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:06,199 TOO BAD YOU WEREN'T 165 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,533 ON DEADMAN'S HILL WITH THAT THING EARLIER. 166 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,077 EUGENE WOULD'VE HAD A HEART ATTACK. 167 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:10,787 YOU GUYS WERE ON DEADMAN'S HILL? 168 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,206 I HAD TO TELL J.J. I WASN'T COMING TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. 169 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,874 WHAT? DON'T FREAK. 170 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,250 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU GUYS. 171 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,294 HE HAS NO IDEA ABOUT TENT NIGHT. 172 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:19,921 DID YOU SEE THE BEAST ON THE HILL? 173 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,422 MNH-MNH. 174 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:22,965 THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S PROBABLY DOWN IN THE WELL, 175 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,008 PLANNING HIS ATTACK. 176 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,593 TONIGHT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF 177 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,387 THE NIGHT WHERE EVERY KID IN BASKERVILLE 178 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:29,555 GOT EATEN BY THE BEAST. 179 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,349 BEFORE TENT NIGHT IS UP, 180 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,018 WE'RE ALL GONNA BE FACE-TO-FACE WITH JIMMY LEEDS. 181 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:40,733 [ KIDS CHATTERING ] 182 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:42,527 HEY, EUGENE. 183 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,569 WHAT'S WITH THE BAT? 184 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:44,862 WE'RE PLAYING KICK-THE-CAN. 185 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:47,073 HE'S PROTECTING HIMSELF FROM THE BEAST. 186 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,199 [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,617 WANT SOME BEAST BLOOD? 188 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,744 ARE WE GONNA PLAY THIS STUPID GAME OR WHAT? 189 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,996 CHILL OUT, NANCY. WE'RE PLAYING. 190 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,456 HOW MANY OF US ARE THERE? 191 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,876 Adam: 13. 192 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:00,670 COOL. THAT MEANS ODD MAN'S OUT. 193 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,046 WHO'S THE ODD MAN? YOU? 194 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,006 HA HA! VERY FUNNY. 195 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,095 HA! EUGENE'S IT. 196 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,221 [ SIGHS ] 197 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:11,931 SO, LET'S GO OVER THE RULES. 198 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:15,268 WHEN EUGENE STARTS TO COUNT, WE HAVE 30 SECONDS TO HIDE. 199 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,478 THEN EUGENE WILL COME LOOKING FOR US. 200 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,063 IF HE SEES YOU, 201 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:22,191 HE HAS TO TAP THE CAN THREE TIMES ON THE GROUND. 202 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:23,442 ONCE YOU'RE CAUGHT, 203 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:24,777 YOU'RE EUGENE'S PRISONER. 204 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:26,654 THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN ESCAPE 205 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,781 IS IF SOMEONE ELSE KICKS THE CAN. 206 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:29,657 GOT IT? 207 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,117 [ ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT ] 208 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,118 OKAY, THEN. 209 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,327 LET'S DO THIS THING. 210 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:34,787 BUT BE CAREFUL OUT THERE. 211 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:36,914 THE BEAST MAY BE JOINING US. 212 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,797 WHAT'S HE DOING? 213 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,801 LOOK AT HIM. HE'S JUST STANDING THERE WITH HIS BAT. 214 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:50,428 HEY, EUGENE! 215 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,971 WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES ALREADY! 216 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,723 ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO CATCH US, OR WHAT? 217 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,434 YEAH, AS SOON AS YOU COME OUT WHERE I CAN SEE YOU! 218 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,227 [ SIGHS ] 219 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:00,897 EUGENE, LOOK OUT! 220 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,650 HEY! WHAT'S -- WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 221 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:05,902 WHAT'S MY PROBLEM? 222 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:06,652 YOU JERK! 223 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,405 YOU JUST SMUSHED MY HATS! 224 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:13,409 YOU'RE JUST LUCKY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 225 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,287 OTHERWISE, I'D KILL YOU FOR THIS! 226 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:18,497 OH, NO. BOOGER BOY IS HERE. 227 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,833 DON'T EVEN TRY TO RUN AWAY FROM ME, DOUGIE. 228 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,752 I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HAVING TENT NIGHT TONIGHT, 229 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,795 AND I KNOW YOU WEREN'T COMING TO MY PARTY. 230 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,131 Nancy: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 231 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,300 I'M BRINGING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY TO YOU GUYS. 232 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,010 I GOT HATS FOR THE CROWD. 233 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,386 SERIOUSLY? 234 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,305 SO, WHO WANTS ONE? 235 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:36,849 THE ONE THAT SAYS "BIRTHDAY BOY" IS MINE. 236 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,935 ARE WE GONNA PLAY KICK-THE-CAN, OR WHAT? 237 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,144 WITH BOOGER BOY? 238 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,520 YES, WITH BOOGER BOY. 239 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,688 SORRY, J.J. 240 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,690 OKAY, I'LL BE IT, SO THAT WAY, 241 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,108 WE DON'T HAVE TO SHOOT IT OUT AGAIN. 242 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,821 [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY? 243 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,950 26, 27... 244 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,868 28, 29... 245 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:56,994 30. 246 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:58,371 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 247 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,413 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING. 248 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,623 THERE'S NO WAY I'M HIDING WITH 249 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,166 J.J. AND THE BEAST ON THE LOOSE. 250 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,417 I'M STICKING WITH YOU. 251 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,127 [ GROANS ] FINE. 252 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:10,883 KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR NANCY. 253 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,718 SHE SHOULDN'T BE HARD TO SPOT. 254 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,012 NO, YOU KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR NANCY. 255 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,056 I'M KEEPING MINE ON YOU-KNOW-WHO. 256 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,724 [ CLANGING ] 257 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,268 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 258 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,019 THE CAN, EUGENE. 259 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,355 ONE OF THE CLOWNS MUST'VE KICKED IT. 260 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,940 COME ON. 261 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,568 [ CLUNKING ] 262 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,822 [ HEAVY BREATHING ] 263 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,506 SO, WHO KICKED THE CAN? 264 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:51,757 NOBODY KICKED IT. 265 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:52,758 NOBODY WAS EVEN IN PRISON. 266 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:53,926 WELL, SOMEBODY KICKED IT. 267 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,261 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS THING. 268 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,762 Nancy: HEY, WHERE'S BOOGER BOY? 269 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,597 J.J., YOU FREAKAZOID! 270 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,600 GET OUT HERE! 271 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,518 HE PROBABLY KICKED THE CAN AND WENT HOME 272 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,604 BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS PICKING ON HIM. 273 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,522 OR MAYBE THE BEAST GOT HIM. 274 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:07,940 YEAH. 275 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,942 MAYBE THE BEAST ATE BOOGER BOY. 276 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,528 CUT IT OUT, YOU GUYS. ENOUGH WITH THE BEAST ALREADY. 277 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:14,822 Adam: YEAH, I SAY WE JUST FORGET ABOUT J.J. 278 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,240 AND KEEP PLAYING THE GAME. 279 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,325 IS EVERYONE IN? 280 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,451 All: YES. 281 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,037 [ OWL HOOTS ] 282 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:23,914 [ CLANKING ] 283 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,666 [ GASPS ] 284 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,793 THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT WITH DOUGIE. 285 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,296 I SWEAR I'M GONNA CRAM THAT CAN UP HIS NOSE! 286 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,007 IT'S NOT DOUGIE, IS IT? 287 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,801 IT'S THE BEAST, ISN'T IT? 288 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,013 AND HE'S REALLY PLAYING KICK-THE-CAN? 289 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,181 YEP. 290 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,850 ONLY HE'S DEFINITELY NOT PLAYING BY THE RULES. 291 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:46,145 [ HEAVY BREATHING ] [ WOLF HOWLS ] 292 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:50,024 COME ON, DOUGIE! 293 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,317 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! 294 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,277 [ SIGHS ] 295 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,987 JUST GET OUT HERE ALREADY! 296 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:56,113 I'M DONE WITH THIS STUPID GAME. 297 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,157 EMMA AND I ARE GOING BACK TO OUR TENT 298 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,117 TO HAVE SOME CUPCAKES. 299 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,327 LATER, FOOLS. 300 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,454 DID ANYBODY SEE WHERE 301 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:04,789 DOUGIE AND TRAVIS WERE HIDING? 302 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,499 YEAH. THEY WERE DOWN BY THE SEWER PIPE. 303 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,085 COME ON. LET'S GO FIND THEM. 304 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:14,048 HEY. MM? 305 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,176 [ BRANCH SNAPS ] WHAT WAS THAT? 306 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,598 LOOK. 307 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,600 Adam: THEY'RE DEER PRINTS, EUGENE. 308 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,143 THERE ARE DEER ALL OVER THESE WOODS. 309 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,687 I DON'T KNOW, ADAM. 310 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,147 THESE ARE KIND OF BIG TO BE DEER PRINTS. 311 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,190 YOU KNOW WHAT? 312 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,316 YOU'RE RIGHT. 313 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,692 THEY'RE NOT DEER PRINTS. 314 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,693 THEY'RE COW PRINTS. 315 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,862 WHAT? THERE'S NO COWS IN THESE WOODS. 316 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,823 NO, BUT THERE'S A COW LEG. 317 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,533 DOUGIE'S CANTEEN. 318 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,367 GIVE ME THE FLASHLIGHT. 319 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,036 HEY, DOUGIE! 320 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,081 WE KNOW YOU AND TRAVIS ARE HIDING IN THERE. 321 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,375 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IT UP AND COME OUT 322 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,420 SO WE CAN FINISH PLAYING THE GAME? 323 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,630 [ ROAR ] 324 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,799 COW HOOF, MY BUTT! THAT'S THE BEAST! 325 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,556 I'M TELLING YOU GUYS -- IT'S DOUGIE. 326 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,016 LISTEN. 327 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,268 [ ROARS ] 328 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,729 [ ROAR ECHOES ] 329 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,147 [ SCREAMING ] 330 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,273 EUGENE! 331 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,983 COME ON! 332 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,903 THE BEAST GOT SHAUNA AND JEN, 333 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,572 AND THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT OF THEM -- 334 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,532 ONE STINKING SHOE AND A HAIR CLIP. 335 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,534 THAT IS SHAUNA'S SNEAKER. 336 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,077 AND THAT'S DEFINITELY JEN'S HAIR CLIP. 337 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,538 AND THEY'RE BOTH SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF TOMATO JUICE 338 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,123 FROM DOUGIE'S COW LEG. 339 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,250 BUT YOU JUST SAID DOUGIE WAS IN THE SEWER PIPE. 340 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,252 I BET THERE ARE TWO OPENINGS TO THAT PIPE. 341 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,587 IF THAT'S TOMATO JUICE, 342 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,005 STICK YOUR FINGER IN THERE AND TASTE IT. 343 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,882 I'M NOT TASTING DIRTY TOMATO JUICE. 344 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,717 YOU ARE IF YOU'RE GONNA PROVE THAT YOU'RE RIGHT. 345 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,886 FINE. [ SIGHS ] 346 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,432 Girl: THE BEAST IS AFTER US! 347 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,017 THAT'S SHAUNA AND JEN, AND I BET 348 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:48,893 THEY'RE WITH DOUGIE AND TRAVIS. 349 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,269 I SAY WE SPLIT UP 350 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,146 AND TRY TO CATCH THESE GUYS AT THEIR OWN GAME. 351 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,445 OKAY, I'M TELLING YOU GUYS, 352 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,822 IF WE JUST STAY QUIET AND HIDDEN FOR A FEW MINUTES, 353 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,949 DOUGIE WILL SURFACE. 354 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,242 I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT... 355 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,785 WE DON'T HAVE VERY MANY MINUTES LEFT. 356 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:07,495 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 357 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,039 IT'S 11:30, AND IN A HALF AN HOUR, 358 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,290 IT'S GONNA BE MIDNIGHT. 359 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,750 AND WHAT HAPPENS THEN -- 360 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,210 YOU TURN INTO A PUMPKIN OR SOMETHING? 361 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,252 NO. 362 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,254 WE'D ALL TURN INTO THE BEAST'S STEW. 363 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:18,964 DON'T YOU GET IT? 364 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,257 IT'S THE BEAST'S ANNIVERSARY. 365 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,717 HE'S PROBABLY TRYING TO EAT HIS WAY 366 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,135 THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEFORE MIDNIGHT. 367 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,637 AND WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA? 368 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,055 All: DOUGIE. 369 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:26,972 GREAT. 370 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,057 I DON'T WANT TO WAIT OUT HERE 371 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,517 FOR ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR. 372 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,185 Girl: HELP US! SOMEBODY HELP US! 373 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,191 LOOK. NANCY EVEN LEFT US A TRAIL. 374 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,193 DOUGIE MUST'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR WEEKS, 375 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,278 AND NOW HE'S GOT EVERYONE IN ON IT. 376 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,156 AND I BET YOU THEY'RE ALL HIDING IN THIS PIPE. 377 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,913 WHOA. CHECK IT OUT. 378 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,831 THERE IS ANOTHER EXIT TO THIS SEWER PIPE. 379 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:53,999 Stacey: EWW. 380 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:58,337 I THINK I STEPPED ON SOMETHING. 381 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,364 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS NO WELL! 382 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:26,699 I MEAN, "HOW DO YOU HIDE 383 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,284 A 3,000-POUND TUNNEL MADE OUT OF STONE?" 384 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,537 DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?! 385 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:32,663 WELL, AT LEAST YOU WERE WRONG 386 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,873 ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARY PART, 387 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,666 BECAUSE WE'RE ALL STILL ALIVE. 388 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,959 I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 389 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,377 Boy: HEY, GUYS! DOWN HERE! 390 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,254 IT'S DOUGIE. 391 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,798 HEY, DOUGIE, YOU JERK! 392 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,174 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE? 393 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,594 I'M NOT SO SURE THAT WAS DOUGIE. 394 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,636 I AM. 395 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,306 [ SQUEAKS ] 396 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,098 AAH! 397 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,061 IT WAS JUST A LIZARD, EUGENE. 398 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,563 NO, THAT WASN'T A LIZARD. 399 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,356 THAT WAS ELVIRA LEEDS' HUSBAND, 400 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,065 JIMMY LEEDS' FATHER, 401 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,233 THE THREE-HEADED NEWT. 402 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,526 I'M TELLING YOU, THAT WAS HIM! 403 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,903 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND. 404 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,029 I'M OUT OF MY MIND? 405 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,238 YOU ARE HANGING OVER 406 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,533 THE SIDE OF JIMMY LEEDS' WELL, 407 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,909 AND I'M THE CRAZY ONE? 408 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,037 I DON'T THINK SO, PAL! 409 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,081 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS. 410 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,666 JUST LOWER US SLOWLY. 411 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,168 AND GET US UP FAST. 412 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,589 [ PULLEY CREAKING ] 413 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,572 THIS REALLY IS JIMMY LEEDS' WELL. 414 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,199 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 415 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,203 EUGENE, GET US OUT OF HERE! 416 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,624 EUGENE! 417 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,250 CHRIS! 418 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,835 WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 419 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,128 AS SOON AS I GET UP THERE, STACE, 420 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,005 I'LL CRANK YOU UP, I PROMISE. 421 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,216 JUST MAKE IT FAST. 422 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,635 [ ROPE CREAKS ] 423 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,345 EUGENE? 424 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,262 CHRIS? 425 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,140 [ GRUNTS ] 426 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,314 [ SCREAMS ] 427 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,315 STACEY? 428 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,316 ARE YOU OKAY? 429 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,110 WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE? 430 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,486 J.J.: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE. 431 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,654 THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE 432 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,155 IS THROWING A LITTLE PARTY, 433 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,782 AND YOUR STUPID FRIEND STACEY 434 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,242 JUST GOT HERSELF INVITED. 435 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,995 AM I TALKING TO MYSELF, OR DO YOU HEAR ME UP THERE? 436 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,995 Adam: CALM DOWN, J.J. 437 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:37,955 CALM DOWN!? 438 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,999 IT'S 12:30 ALREADY. 439 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:43,919 THE BEAST'S PARTY IS GONNA BE OVER IN 22 MINUTES. 440 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,045 DID THE BEAST DRAG YOU DOWN? 441 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,172 NO! I GOT TOSSED DOWN HERE. 442 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,299 EVERYONE ELSE GOT DRAGGED. 443 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,344 WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB DOWN HERE AND TRY TO SAVE EVERYBODY? 444 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,846 THERE'S NO TIME. WE NEED HELP. 445 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,139 I'M GONNA GO GET YOUR MOM. 446 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,850 [ Deep voice ] NO! 447 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,518 J.J.? 448 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:08,444 [ HEAVY BREATHING ] 449 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,657 [ ROARS ] 450 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,038 Adam: [ SCREAMS ] 451 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,999 IF YOU WAKE UP MY MOTHER, 452 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,501 I WILL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT! 453 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,544 JUST DON'T EAT ME! 454 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,545 I'M NOT GOING TO EAT YOU. 455 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,338 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THAT BIRTHDAY PARTY 456 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,215 YOU WERE TRYING TO GET OUT OF. 457 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,717 YOU'RE TAKING ME TO J.J.'s PARTY? 458 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,844 I AM J.J. 459 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,221 JAMES JOSEPH LEEDS. 460 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,057 I ONLY TURN INTO THE BEAST AT THE HOUR OF MY BIRTH, 461 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,226 WHICH IS 10:58 P.M. 462 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,562 I STAY THAT WAY UNTIL SUNRISE, 463 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,231 AT WHICH POINT, I TURN BACK INTO A HUMAN. 464 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,441 BUT HOW COME YOU'RE NOT 465 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,401 LIKE 200 YEARS OLD DURING THE DAY? 466 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,737 13 ROMANIAN WITCHES CURSED ME. 467 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,282 SO WHEN I'M HUMAN, I'M ETERNALLY STUCK AT THAT AGE, 468 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,327 WHICH REALLY STINKS, BECAUSE I CAN NEVER GROW UP -- 469 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,662 UNLESS, OF COURSE, I BREAK THE CURSE. 470 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:01,872 AND HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 471 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,416 BY THROWING MYSELF A BIRTHDAY PARTY. 472 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,376 SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO BREAK THE CURSE 473 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,796 IS TO GET 13 HUMANS TO SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO YOU? 474 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,631 YEAH. IN ROMANIAN. 475 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,759 SERIOUSLY? YES, SERIOUSLY. 476 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,385 [ GROWLS ] [ GRUNTS ] 477 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,930 ONLY ONE KID HAS TO SING, REALLY. 478 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,973 BUT 13 PEOPLE HAVE TO BE THERE 479 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,725 AND WATCH ME BLOW OUT MY CANDLES 480 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,769 BEFORE THE 13th HOUR. 481 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,979 THEN I CAN LIVE A NORMAL LIFE. 482 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,981 I ONLY GET ONE SHOT AT THIS 483 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,193 EVERY 13th YEAR, AFTER THE FULL MOON, 484 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:35,030 ON THE 13th DAY OF THE MONTH BEFORE MY BIRTH. 485 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,990 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS 486 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,617 TO KEEP TRACK OF THAT STUFF? 487 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,619 GOOD THING I'M A GENIUS. 488 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,497 [ ALL GRUNTING ] 489 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,460 [ GROWLS ] 490 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:51,839 OH, MY GOSH. IS HE OKAY? 491 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,465 YEAH, HE'S FINE. 492 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,634 HE JUST PASSED OUT WHEN I GRABBED HIM, 493 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,302 AND, UH, I DON'T KNOW -- 494 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,637 I DIDN'T BOTHER TYING HIM UP. 495 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,597 OKAY. JUST LET ME ASK YOU THIS ONE QUESTION. 496 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,641 WHAT? WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ELEPHANTS? 497 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,476 OH. NOTHING. 498 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,770 I JUST REALLY LIKE ELEPHANTS. 499 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:07,938 LISTEN TO ME, GUYS. 500 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,898 THE BEAST IS REALLY J.J. -- 501 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,859 JAMES JOSEPH LEEDS. 502 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,111 AND J.J.'s MOM REALLY IS ELVIRA. 503 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,946 J.J. DOES NOT LIKE BEING THE BEAST, 504 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,614 AND HE'S NOT THE BEAST ALL THE TIME. 505 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,159 HE ONLY TURNS INTO THE BEAST AT 10:58 P.M. 506 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,326 RIGHT? RIGHT. 507 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,327 J.J. WANTS TO BE NORMAL. 508 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:23,453 THE ONLY WAY THAT CAN HAPPEN 509 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,247 IS BY BREAKING THE CURSE. 510 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,665 AND THE ONLY WAY THAT CAN HAPPEN 511 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,584 IS IF I SING HIM "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" IN ROMANIAN. 512 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,043 AND YOU GUYS -- YOU JUST HAVE TO 513 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,628 WATCH HIM BLOW OUT HIS CANDLES. 514 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,421 YOU GOT IT? 515 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,672 [ ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT ] 516 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,801 ♪ MULTA TRAIASCA, MULTA TRAIASCA ♪ 517 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,304 ♪ LA MULTA... ♪ 518 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,847 "JIMMY" NOW, RIGHT? 519 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,265 YEAH. 520 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,391 I HAVE TO SAY, I'M PRETTY IMPRESSED. 521 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,143 YOU LEARN VERY QUICKLY. 522 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,562 THANKS, I JUST REALLY DON'T WANT TO DIE. 523 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,438 AH. 524 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,773 ♪ JIMMY SA TRAIASCA ♪ 525 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,276 ♪ LA MULTA -- ♪ 526 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612 [ GASPS ] 527 00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:00,407 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BIRTHDAY PARTIES? 528 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,285 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET RID OF ME? 529 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,370 NO, MOMMY. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT, MOMMY. 530 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:06,705 SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 531 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,126 AS SOON AS I GET CLOSE TO MRS. LEEDS, 532 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,377 YOU'VE GOT TO GET HER ATTENTION. 533 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,545 THIS BETTER NOT GET ME KILLED. 534 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,548 ...A STINKING, HAIRY IMBECILE! 535 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,175 HEY, MRS. LEEDS, 536 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,718 DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE IF WE COULD GET 537 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,637 SOME, UH, CAKE OR SOMETHING BEFORE YOU, YOU KNOW -- 538 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,056 BLOW, JIMMY! BLOW! 539 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,766 [ BLOWING ] 540 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,393 YES! I DID IT! 541 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,562 YOU DID IT, ALL RIGHT! 542 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,731 IT'S DEAD TIME FOR YOU, MISTER. 543 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:33,941 ADAM, WATCH OUT! 544 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,657 [ GROANING SIGH ] 545 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,079 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 546 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,705 IT'S NOT OVER, IS IT? 547 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,458 LET'S JUST SAY THE LEGEND IS ABOUT TO LIVE ON. 548 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,586 HEY, JIMMY, SO, 549 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,004 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW THAT, YOU KNOW -- 550 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,422 MY DAD'S STILL HERE. 551 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,258 YEAH, BUT HE'S A NEWT. 552 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,425 NOT ANYMORE. 553 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,260 HE SHOULD BE HUMAN AGAIN. 554 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,762 FINALLY, WE'LL GET TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER 555 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,263 BESIDES CATCHING BUGS. 556 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,598 THAT'S COOL. 557 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,934 [ CHUCKLES ] 558 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,730 I BET YOU WERE BORN AT 1:17, HUH, DOUGIE? 559 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:14,648 YEAH. WHY? 560 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,109 [ LAUGHTER ] 561 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,735 Girl: WHAT'S GOING ON? 562 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,779 [ KIDS MURMURING ] 563 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,741 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, NANCY? 564 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:25,951 ABOUT THE SAME? 565 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,119 [ GASPS ] 566 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,787 WHAT'S GOING ON, JIMMY? 567 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:31,289 IN THE WITCH CLUB MY MOTHER BELONGED TO, 568 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,958 THERE WAS NO CURSE-BREAKING, 569 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,626 JUST CURSE-TRANSFERENCE. 570 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:38,213 THAT MEANS THAT YOU GUYS ARE NOW CURSED. 571 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:39,589 EVERY DAY AT THE HOUR OF YOUR BIRTHS, 572 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,008 YOU'LL ALL TURN INTO BEASTS. 573 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,217 BUT DON'T WORRY. 574 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,802 13 YEARS AFTER THE MOON IS FULL, 575 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,263 ON THE 13th DAY OF THE MONTH BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY, 576 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,597 YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO TO GET OUT OF IT. 577 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,142 WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 578 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,768 YEAH, I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 579 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,145 [ SIGHS ] 580 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,022 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE MOON. 581 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,189 [ ALL SCREAM ] 582 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,442 SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS! 583 00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,526 [ BOTH SCREAM ] 584 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:02,529 [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] 39827

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