Original subtitles

BOO!

[ SCREAMING ]

YOU GUYS! YOU SCARED ME!

ALL RIGHT, IN THE TENT.

IT'S TIME FOR A DEADTIME STORY.

SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US THIS TIME?

IT'S CALLED "THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE,"

AND I THINK YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GONNA LIKE IT.

[ GIGGLES ] SO, WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

WELL, IT'S ABOUT ADAM RILEY AND HIS FRIENDS,

WHO LEARN A LITTLE TOO LATE THAT

THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE IS NOT JUST A LEGEND,

AND THAT THE STREETS OF BASKERVILLE

AREN'T SAFE...

ESPECIALLY AFTER DARK.

[ GASPS ]

OKAY, ARE YOU GUYS READY TO BE SCARED?

YEAH. OKAY.

CHAPTER ONE.

"ADAM RILEY STARTED TO SWEAT

"AS HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND, EUGENE NAZZARO,

"APPROACHED THE LONG GRAVEL DRIVE

"THAT SNAKED ITS WAY UP TO

"THE CREEPY, OLD HOUSE ON THE HILL.

"IT WAS THE LEEDS HOUSE,

"THE PLACE WHERE THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE HAD BEEN BORN,

"THE HOUSE WHERE THE SNIVELING, SNORTING,

SUBHUMAN CREATURE LIVED NOW."

THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

BUT IF I DON'T TELL J.J. THAT

I'M NOT COMING TO HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT

AND GIVE HIM HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY PRESENT,

MY MOM WON'T LET US SLEEP OUT.

DID YOU TELL YOUR MOM THAT NOBODY'S GOING TO

HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY PARTY? IT DIDN'T HELP.

SHE THINKS THE ONLY REASON NOBODY LIKES HIM

IS BECAUSE HE LIVES IN THE BEAST'S OLD HOUSE.

MY MOM SAYS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR J.J. TO

MAKE ANY FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL.

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL, REMEMBER?

HE'S A GENIUS.

I TOLD HER THAT EVEN IF J.J. LIVED IN THE WHITE HOUSE,

HE STILL WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS,

BECAUSE HE'S A STUPID, ROTTEN, LOOGIE-SPITTING,

LITTLE BOOGER-BALL.

BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

SO, CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM NOW?

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE

WE MAKE IT UP DEADMAN'S HILL ALIVE.

IT'S A DRIVEWAY, EUGENE. COME ON.

YEAH, THE ONE THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE

DRAGS ALL OF HIS VICTIMS UP BEFORE HE TEARS THEM TO SHREDS

AND BURIES THEM IN HIS WELL.

WHAT WELL?

DO YOU SEE A WELL ON THIS PROPERTY?

IT IS PROBABLY HIDDEN.

HOW DO YOU HIDE A 3,000-POUND TUNNEL MADE OUT OF STONE?

WHO KNOWS? ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE WHEN WITCHES ARE INVOLVED.

WHAT WITCHES? JIMMY LEEDS' MOTHER AND HER FRIENDS.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE STORY?

YEAH, I REMEMBER THE STORY.

ELVIRA LEEDS MARRIED A HUMAN,

SO THE OTHER WITCHES IN HER COVEN CURSED HER.

THEY TURNED HER HUSBAND INTO

A THREE-HEADED NEWT WITH ONLY ONE EYE.

AND WHEN JIMMY WAS BORN,

HE WAS HALF-HUMAN AND HALF-BEAST.

HE WAS SO HORRIBLE, ELVIRA THREW HIM DOWN THE WELL TO DIE.

AND NOW, EVERY SO OFTEN, HE CLIMBS OUT OF THE WELL

TO FEED ON THE KIDS OF BASKERVILLE.

IT'S JUST A STUPID LEGEND, EUGENE.

THERE IS NO WELL, AND THERE IS NO BEAST,

AND THERE AREN'T ANY WITCHES, EITHER.

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ WHEN YOU HEAR THE SCREAM ♪

AAH!

♪ HIDE UNDER THE BLANKET ♪

♪ DON'T COME OUT ♪

♪ IT'S NOT A DREAM ♪

♪ DON'T YOU SLEEP ♪

♪ THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE NOW ♪

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PROPERTY?

NOTHING, WE CAME TO SEE J.J.,

THE KID THAT LIVES HERE.

YOU! GET OVER HERE.

SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY J.J.?

YOUR J.J.?

YES, MY J.J.

I AM HIS MOTHER, AFTER ALL.

IS THAT SURPRISING TO YOU?

[ WHIMPERS ]

SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH HIM?

'CAUSE HE'S NOT HERE.

I'M LOOKING FOR THE LITTLE BEAST MYSELF.

UH, WE JUST WANTED TO TELL HIM THAT

WE'RE SORRY WE CAN'T MAKE IT TO

HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT.

WHAT BIRTHDAY PARTY?

WELL, WELL, WELL.

LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE GENIUS

THINKS HE CAN PUT ONE OVER ON ME, DOES HE?

LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN FOR ANOTHER RUDE AWAKENING.

GIVE HER THE PRESENT, AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

ANYWAY, WOULD YOU JUST TELL J.J.

WE'RE SORRY WE CAN'T MAKE IT TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT

AND GIVE HIM HIS PRESENT?

KEEP YOUR STUPID PRESENT!

THERE ISN'T GONNA BE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR J.J.,

NOT EVER!

MRS. LEEDS IS REALLY MEAN!

AND REALLY CREEPY.

I'M GLAD SHE'S NOT MY MOM.

Babysitter: ME, TOO.

"ADAM AND EUGENE WEREN'T ABOUT TO

"ARGUE WITH MRS. LEEDS,

"SO THEY RACED DOWN THE DRIVEWAY,

ONLY TO RUN INTO ANOTHER LEEDS IN THE STREET."

HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU JERK!

Elvira: J.J.!

GET YOUR BUTT UP HERE NOW!

WHAT'S MY MOM DOING OUTSIDE?

SHE NEVER GOES OUTSIDE.

S-SHE SAID SHE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

YOU GUYS TALKED TO MY MOM?

YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL HER ABOUT MY PARTY TONIGHT, DID YOU?

WHAT'S ALL THIS NONSENSE ABOUT A BIRTHDAY PARTY?

WE DON'T CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS IN THIS HOUSE,

AND WE DON'T THROW PARTIES, EITHER.

BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

NOW, GET BACK TO THE HOUSE,

AND GET TO YOUR CHORES.

[ GRUNTS ] OWW.

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE SORRY FOR THIS!

DEAD SORRY!

WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

YOU ALMOST SMASHED MY FINGERS AGAIN!

WELL, I CAN'T HIT THE SPIKE UNLESS YOU HOLD IT STEADY.

I CAN'T HOLD IT STEADY

IF YOU KEEP SMASHING MY FINGERS AGAIN!

YOU'RE MAKING THE ENTIRE TENT LOPSIDED.

HEY, GUYS. HEY, WHAT'S UP?

EUGENE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TENT?

IT'S ALL LOPSIDED.

UH, WE BUILT IT THAT WAY ON PURPOSE,

SO IT WOULD BE BIGGER INSIDE.

WHY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,

PUT A PORTA-POTTY IN THERE THIS YEAR?

YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS SO FUNNY

IF YOU WERE THE ONE WITH POISON IVY ALL OVER YOUR BUTTS.

HEY, EUGENE! LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT!

IT'S THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE'S LEG.

AND IT'S FILLED WITH HIS BLOOD.

EWW. GROSS. THAT'S DISGUSTING.

IT'S NOT THE BEAST'S LEG. IT'S JUST FILLED WITH TOMATO JUICE.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM?

SORRY. [ SIGHS ]

MY DAD GOT IT IN VENEZUELA.

IT'S A HOLLOWED-OUT PART OF A COW'S LEG.

COOL, ISN'T IT?

NO. NO.

TOO BAD YOU WEREN'T

ON DEADMAN'S HILL WITH THAT THING EARLIER.

EUGENE WOULD'VE HAD A HEART ATTACK.

YOU GUYS WERE ON DEADMAN'S HILL?

I HAD TO TELL J.J. I WASN'T COMING TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY.

WHAT? DON'T FREAK.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU GUYS.

HE HAS NO IDEA ABOUT TENT NIGHT.

DID YOU SEE THE BEAST ON THE HILL?

MNH-MNH.

THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S PROBABLY DOWN IN THE WELL,

PLANNING HIS ATTACK.

TONIGHT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF

THE NIGHT WHERE EVERY KID IN BASKERVILLE

GOT EATEN BY THE BEAST.

BEFORE TENT NIGHT IS UP,

WE'RE ALL GONNA BE FACE-TO-FACE WITH JIMMY LEEDS.

[ KIDS CHATTERING ]

HEY, EUGENE.

WHAT'S WITH THE BAT?

WE'RE PLAYING KICK-THE-CAN.

HE'S PROTECTING HIMSELF FROM THE BEAST.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WANT SOME BEAST BLOOD?

ARE WE GONNA PLAY THIS STUPID GAME OR WHAT?

CHILL OUT, NANCY. WE'RE PLAYING.

HOW MANY OF US ARE THERE?

Adam: 13.

COOL. THAT MEANS ODD MAN'S OUT.

WHO'S THE ODD MAN? YOU?

HA HA! VERY FUNNY.

HA! EUGENE'S IT.

[ SIGHS ]

SO, LET'S GO OVER THE RULES.

WHEN EUGENE STARTS TO COUNT, WE HAVE 30 SECONDS TO HIDE.

THEN EUGENE WILL COME LOOKING FOR US.

IF HE SEES YOU,

HE HAS TO TAP THE CAN THREE TIMES ON THE GROUND.

ONCE YOU'RE CAUGHT,

YOU'RE EUGENE'S PRISONER.

THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN ESCAPE

IS IF SOMEONE ELSE KICKS THE CAN.

GOT IT?

[ ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT ]

OKAY, THEN.

LET'S DO THIS THING.

BUT BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.

THE BEAST MAY BE JOINING US.

WHAT'S HE DOING?

LOOK AT HIM. HE'S JUST STANDING THERE WITH HIS BAT.

HEY, EUGENE!

WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES ALREADY!

ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO CATCH US, OR WHAT?

YEAH, AS SOON AS YOU COME OUT WHERE I CAN SEE YOU!

[ SIGHS ]

EUGENE, LOOK OUT!

HEY! WHAT'S -- WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

WHAT'S MY PROBLEM?

YOU JERK!

YOU JUST SMUSHED MY HATS!

YOU'RE JUST LUCKY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

OTHERWISE, I'D KILL YOU FOR THIS!

OH, NO. BOOGER BOY IS HERE.

DON'T EVEN TRY TO RUN AWAY FROM ME, DOUGIE.

I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HAVING TENT NIGHT TONIGHT,

AND I KNOW YOU WEREN'T COMING TO MY PARTY.

Nancy: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

I'M BRINGING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY TO YOU GUYS.

I GOT HATS FOR THE CROWD.

SERIOUSLY?

SO, WHO WANTS ONE?

THE ONE THAT SAYS "BIRTHDAY BOY" IS MINE.

ARE WE GONNA PLAY KICK-THE-CAN, OR WHAT?

WITH BOOGER BOY?

YES, WITH BOOGER BOY.

SORRY, J.J.

OKAY, I'LL BE IT, SO THAT WAY,

WE DON'T HAVE TO SHOOT IT OUT AGAIN.

[ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY?

26, 27...

28, 29...

30.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING.

THERE'S NO WAY I'M HIDING WITH

J.J. AND THE BEAST ON THE LOOSE.

I'M STICKING WITH YOU.

[ GROANS ] FINE.

KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR NANCY.

SHE SHOULDN'T BE HARD TO SPOT.

NO, YOU KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR NANCY.

I'M KEEPING MINE ON YOU-KNOW-WHO.

[ CLANGING ]

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

THE CAN, EUGENE.

ONE OF THE CLOWNS MUST'VE KICKED IT.

COME ON.

[ CLUNKING ]

[ HEAVY BREATHING ]

SO, WHO KICKED THE CAN?

NOBODY KICKED IT.

NOBODY WAS EVEN IN PRISON.

WELL, SOMEBODY KICKED IT.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS THING.

Nancy: HEY, WHERE'S BOOGER BOY?

J.J., YOU FREAKAZOID!

GET OUT HERE!

HE PROBABLY KICKED THE CAN AND WENT HOME

BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS PICKING ON HIM.

OR MAYBE THE BEAST GOT HIM.

YEAH.

MAYBE THE BEAST ATE BOOGER BOY.

CUT IT OUT, YOU GUYS. ENOUGH WITH THE BEAST ALREADY.

Adam: YEAH, I SAY WE JUST FORGET ABOUT J.J.

AND KEEP PLAYING THE GAME.

IS EVERYONE IN?

All: YES.

[ OWL HOOTS ]

[ CLANKING ]

[ GASPS ]

THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT WITH DOUGIE.

I SWEAR I'M GONNA CRAM THAT CAN UP HIS NOSE!

IT'S NOT DOUGIE, IS IT?

IT'S THE BEAST, ISN'T IT?

AND HE'S REALLY PLAYING KICK-THE-CAN?

YEP.

ONLY HE'S DEFINITELY NOT PLAYING BY THE RULES.

[ HEAVY BREATHING ] [ WOLF HOWLS ]

COME ON, DOUGIE!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

[ SIGHS ]

JUST GET OUT HERE ALREADY!

I'M DONE WITH THIS STUPID GAME.

EMMA AND I ARE GOING BACK TO OUR TENT

TO HAVE SOME CUPCAKES.

LATER, FOOLS.

DID ANYBODY SEE WHERE

DOUGIE AND TRAVIS WERE HIDING?

YEAH. THEY WERE DOWN BY THE SEWER PIPE.

COME ON. LET'S GO FIND THEM.

HEY. MM?

[ BRANCH SNAPS ] WHAT WAS THAT?

LOOK.

Adam: THEY'RE DEER PRINTS, EUGENE.

THERE ARE DEER ALL OVER THESE WOODS.

I DON'T KNOW, ADAM.

THESE ARE KIND OF BIG TO BE DEER PRINTS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE RIGHT.

THEY'RE NOT DEER PRINTS.

THEY'RE COW PRINTS.

WHAT? THERE'S NO COWS IN THESE WOODS.

NO, BUT THERE'S A COW LEG.

DOUGIE'S CANTEEN.

GIVE ME THE FLASHLIGHT.

HEY, DOUGIE!

WE KNOW YOU AND TRAVIS ARE HIDING IN THERE.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IT UP AND COME OUT

SO WE CAN FINISH PLAYING THE GAME?

[ ROAR ]

COW HOOF, MY BUTT! THAT'S THE BEAST!

I'M TELLING YOU GUYS -- IT'S DOUGIE.

LISTEN.

[ ROARS ]

[ ROAR ECHOES ]

[ SCREAMING ]

EUGENE!

COME ON!

THE BEAST GOT SHAUNA AND JEN,

AND THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT OF THEM --

ONE STINKING SHOE AND A HAIR CLIP.

THAT IS SHAUNA'S SNEAKER.

AND THAT'S DEFINITELY JEN'S HAIR CLIP.

AND THEY'RE BOTH SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF TOMATO JUICE

FROM DOUGIE'S COW LEG.

BUT YOU JUST SAID DOUGIE WAS IN THE SEWER PIPE.

I BET THERE ARE TWO OPENINGS TO THAT PIPE.

IF THAT'S TOMATO JUICE,

STICK YOUR FINGER IN THERE AND TASTE IT.

I'M NOT TASTING DIRTY TOMATO JUICE.

YOU ARE IF YOU'RE GONNA PROVE THAT YOU'RE RIGHT.

FINE. [ SIGHS ]

Girl: THE BEAST IS AFTER US!

THAT'S SHAUNA AND JEN, AND I BET

THEY'RE WITH DOUGIE AND TRAVIS.

I SAY WE SPLIT UP

AND TRY TO CATCH THESE GUYS AT THEIR OWN GAME.

OKAY, I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,

IF WE JUST STAY QUIET AND HIDDEN FOR A FEW MINUTES,

DOUGIE WILL SURFACE.

I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT...

WE DON'T HAVE VERY MANY MINUTES LEFT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IT'S 11:30, AND IN A HALF AN HOUR,

IT'S GONNA BE MIDNIGHT.

AND WHAT HAPPENS THEN --

YOU TURN INTO A PUMPKIN OR SOMETHING?

NO.

WE'D ALL TURN INTO THE BEAST'S STEW.

DON'T YOU GET IT?

IT'S THE BEAST'S ANNIVERSARY.

HE'S PROBABLY TRYING TO EAT HIS WAY

THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEFORE MIDNIGHT.

AND WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?

All: DOUGIE.

GREAT.

I DON'T WANT TO WAIT OUT HERE

FOR ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR.

Girl: HELP US! SOMEBODY HELP US!

LOOK. NANCY EVEN LEFT US A TRAIL.

DOUGIE MUST'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR WEEKS,

AND NOW HE'S GOT EVERYONE IN ON IT.

AND I BET YOU THEY'RE ALL HIDING IN THIS PIPE.

WHOA. CHECK IT OUT.

THERE IS ANOTHER EXIT TO THIS SEWER PIPE.

Stacey: EWW.

I THINK I STEPPED ON SOMETHING.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS NO WELL!

I MEAN, "HOW DO YOU HIDE

A 3,000-POUND TUNNEL MADE OUT OF STONE?"

DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?!

WELL, AT LEAST YOU WERE WRONG

ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARY PART,

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL STILL ALIVE.

I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

Boy: HEY, GUYS! DOWN HERE!

IT'S DOUGIE.

HEY, DOUGIE, YOU JERK!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

I'M NOT SO SURE THAT WAS DOUGIE.

I AM.

[ SQUEAKS ]

AAH!

IT WAS JUST A LIZARD, EUGENE.

NO, THAT WASN'T A LIZARD.

THAT WAS ELVIRA LEEDS' HUSBAND,

JIMMY LEEDS' FATHER,

THE THREE-HEADED NEWT.

I'M TELLING YOU, THAT WAS HIM!

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

I'M OUT OF MY MIND?

YOU ARE HANGING OVER

THE SIDE OF JIMMY LEEDS' WELL,

AND I'M THE CRAZY ONE?

I DON'T THINK SO, PAL!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS.

JUST LOWER US SLOWLY.

AND GET US UP FAST.

[ PULLEY CREAKING ]

THIS REALLY IS JIMMY LEEDS' WELL.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

EUGENE, GET US OUT OF HERE!

EUGENE!

CHRIS!

WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?

AS SOON AS I GET UP THERE, STACE,

I'LL CRANK YOU UP, I PROMISE.

JUST MAKE IT FAST.

[ ROPE CREAKS ]

EUGENE?

CHRIS?

[ GRUNTS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

STACEY?

ARE YOU OKAY?

WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?

J.J.: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE.

THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE

IS THROWING A LITTLE PARTY,

AND YOUR STUPID FRIEND STACEY

JUST GOT HERSELF INVITED.

AM I TALKING TO MYSELF, OR DO YOU HEAR ME UP THERE?

Adam: CALM DOWN, J.J.

CALM DOWN!?

IT'S 12:30 ALREADY.

THE BEAST'S PARTY IS GONNA BE OVER IN 22 MINUTES.

DID THE BEAST DRAG YOU DOWN?

NO! I GOT TOSSED DOWN HERE.

EVERYONE ELSE GOT DRAGGED.

WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB DOWN HERE AND TRY TO SAVE EVERYBODY?

THERE'S NO TIME. WE NEED HELP.

I'M GONNA GO GET YOUR MOM.

[ Deep voice ] NO!

J.J.?

[ HEAVY BREATHING ]

[ ROARS ]

Adam: [ SCREAMS ]

IF YOU WAKE UP MY MOTHER,

I WILL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT!

JUST DON'T EAT ME!

I'M NOT GOING TO EAT YOU.

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THAT BIRTHDAY PARTY

YOU WERE TRYING TO GET OUT OF.

YOU'RE TAKING ME TO J.J.'s PARTY?

I AM J.J.

JAMES JOSEPH LEEDS.

I ONLY TURN INTO THE BEAST AT THE HOUR OF MY BIRTH,

WHICH IS 10:58 P.M.

I STAY THAT WAY UNTIL SUNRISE,

AT WHICH POINT, I TURN BACK INTO A HUMAN.

BUT HOW COME YOU'RE NOT

LIKE 200 YEARS OLD DURING THE DAY?

13 ROMANIAN WITCHES CURSED ME.

SO WHEN I'M HUMAN, I'M ETERNALLY STUCK AT THAT AGE,

WHICH REALLY STINKS, BECAUSE I CAN NEVER GROW UP --

UNLESS, OF COURSE, I BREAK THE CURSE.

AND HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

BY THROWING MYSELF A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO BREAK THE CURSE

IS TO GET 13 HUMANS TO SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO YOU?

YEAH. IN ROMANIAN.

SERIOUSLY? YES, SERIOUSLY.

[ GROWLS ] [ GRUNTS ]

ONLY ONE KID HAS TO SING, REALLY.

BUT 13 PEOPLE HAVE TO BE THERE

AND WATCH ME BLOW OUT MY CANDLES

BEFORE THE 13th HOUR.

THEN I CAN LIVE A NORMAL LIFE.

I ONLY GET ONE SHOT AT THIS

EVERY 13th YEAR, AFTER THE FULL MOON,

ON THE 13th DAY OF THE MONTH BEFORE MY BIRTH.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS

TO KEEP TRACK OF THAT STUFF?

GOOD THING I'M A GENIUS.

[ ALL GRUNTING ]

[ GROWLS ]

OH, MY GOSH. IS HE OKAY?

YEAH, HE'S FINE.

HE JUST PASSED OUT WHEN I GRABBED HIM,

AND, UH, I DON'T KNOW --

I DIDN'T BOTHER TYING HIM UP.

OKAY. JUST LET ME ASK YOU THIS ONE QUESTION.

WHAT? WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ELEPHANTS?

OH. NOTHING.

I JUST REALLY LIKE ELEPHANTS.

LISTEN TO ME, GUYS.

THE BEAST IS REALLY J.J. --

JAMES JOSEPH LEEDS.

AND J.J.'s MOM REALLY IS ELVIRA.

J.J. DOES NOT LIKE BEING THE BEAST,

AND HE'S NOT THE BEAST ALL THE TIME.

HE ONLY TURNS INTO THE BEAST AT 10:58 P.M.

RIGHT? RIGHT.

J.J. WANTS TO BE NORMAL.

THE ONLY WAY THAT CAN HAPPEN

IS BY BREAKING THE CURSE.

AND THE ONLY WAY THAT CAN HAPPEN

IS IF I SING HIM "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" IN ROMANIAN.

AND YOU GUYS -- YOU JUST HAVE TO

WATCH HIM BLOW OUT HIS CANDLES.

YOU GOT IT?

[ ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT ]

♪ MULTA TRAIASCA, MULTA TRAIASCA ♪

♪ LA MULTA... ♪

"JIMMY" NOW, RIGHT?

YEAH.

I HAVE TO SAY, I'M PRETTY IMPRESSED.

YOU LEARN VERY QUICKLY.

THANKS, I JUST REALLY DON'T WANT TO DIE.

AH.

♪ JIMMY SA TRAIASCA ♪

♪ LA MULTA -- ♪

[ GASPS ]

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BIRTHDAY PARTIES?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET RID OF ME?

NO, MOMMY. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT, MOMMY.

SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH.

AS SOON AS I GET CLOSE TO MRS. LEEDS,

YOU'VE GOT TO GET HER ATTENTION.

THIS BETTER NOT GET ME KILLED.

...A STINKING, HAIRY IMBECILE!

HEY, MRS. LEEDS,

DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE IF WE COULD GET

SOME, UH, CAKE OR SOMETHING BEFORE YOU, YOU KNOW --

BLOW, JIMMY! BLOW!

[ BLOWING ]

YES! I DID IT!

YOU DID IT, ALL RIGHT!

IT'S DEAD TIME FOR YOU, MISTER.

ADAM, WATCH OUT!

[ GROANING SIGH ]

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

IT'S NOT OVER, IS IT?

LET'S JUST SAY THE LEGEND IS ABOUT TO LIVE ON.

HEY, JIMMY, SO,

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW THAT, YOU KNOW --

MY DAD'S STILL HERE.

YEAH, BUT HE'S A NEWT.

NOT ANYMORE.

HE SHOULD BE HUMAN AGAIN.

FINALLY, WE'LL GET TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER

BESIDES CATCHING BUGS.

THAT'S COOL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I BET YOU WERE BORN AT 1:17, HUH, DOUGIE?

YEAH. WHY?

[ LAUGHTER ]

Girl: WHAT'S GOING ON?

[ KIDS MURMURING ]

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, NANCY?

ABOUT THE SAME?

[ GASPS ]

WHAT'S GOING ON, JIMMY?

IN THE WITCH CLUB MY MOTHER BELONGED TO,

THERE WAS NO CURSE-BREAKING,

JUST CURSE-TRANSFERENCE.

THAT MEANS THAT YOU GUYS ARE NOW CURSED.

EVERY DAY AT THE HOUR OF YOUR BIRTHS,

YOU'LL ALL TURN INTO BEASTS.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

13 YEARS AFTER THE MOON IS FULL,

ON THE 13th DAY OF THE MONTH BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY,

YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO TO GET OUT OF IT.

WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YEAH, I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE MOON.

[ ALL SCREAM ]

SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS!

[ BOTH SCREAM ]

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]