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and I'm stuck everyone's got a new way

and I'm stuck everyone's got a new way

and I'm stuck everyone's got a new way to do everything life is color-coded and

to do everything life is color-coded and

to do everything life is color-coded and I'm still standing by t-shirts and

I'm still standing by t-shirts and

I'm still standing by t-shirts and dresses and contemplating oh it's

dresses and contemplating oh it's

dresses and contemplating oh it's getting hot in here no one ever tried to

getting hot in here no one ever tried to

getting hot in here no one ever tried to find me they run around the house and

find me they run around the house and

find me they run around the house and wondering where I've been finding myself

wondering where I've been finding myself

wondering where I've been finding myself I am between the mothballs and Sunday

I am between the mothballs and Sunday

I am between the mothballs and Sunday Best

Best

Best have you ever seen that skirt huh and

have you ever seen that skirt huh and

have you ever seen that skirt huh and Faded in closets with evil months

Faded in closets with evil months

Faded in closets with evil months watching the kids grow up knocking and

watching the kids grow up knocking and

watching the kids grow up knocking and knowing you'll never think

knowing you'll never think

knowing you'll never think same

same

same you you see me like a ghost stuck in my

you you see me like a ghost stuck in my

you you see me like a ghost stuck in my own closet

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foreign

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[Music] of my sexuality just puzzled and curious

of my sexuality just puzzled and curious

of my sexuality just puzzled and curious and I'm always in this state of limbo

and I'm always in this state of limbo

and I'm always in this state of limbo comfortable or fulfilled

comfortable or fulfilled

comfortable or fulfilled complete or poet

complete or poet

complete or poet pessimist or optimist

pessimist or optimist

pessimist or optimist my head or my heart

why choose one when you can have it all

I don't want to be all over the place I

I don't want to be all over the place I

I don't want to be all over the place I just

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want [Music]

I really wish I had some vodka to go

I really wish I had some vodka to go

I really wish I had some vodka to go with this right now

with this right now

with this right now it's 11 A.M day drinking is a thing yeah

it's 11 A.M day drinking is a thing yeah

it's 11 A.M day drinking is a thing yeah and so are alcoholics old enough to know

and so are alcoholics old enough to know

and so are alcoholics old enough to know better young enough not to care uh

better young enough not to care uh

better young enough not to care uh poison enough to lose a liver yeah well

poison enough to lose a liver yeah well

poison enough to lose a liver yeah well yellow stop

this weather is

this weather is

this weather is gorgeous

gorgeous

gorgeous we should totally go up to my grandma's

we should totally go up to my grandma's

we should totally go up to my grandma's lake house over the weekend we could lay

lake house over the weekend we could lay

lake house over the weekend we could lay out make omelettes and listen to sad

out make omelettes and listen to sad

out make omelettes and listen to sad music till I finally get over Kyle drunk

music till I finally get over Kyle drunk

music till I finally get over Kyle drunk the whole time obviously where would we

the whole time obviously where would we

the whole time obviously where would we even get alcohol bro there's a gin under

even get alcohol bro there's a gin under

even get alcohol bro there's a gin under the sink it'll be perfect

the sink it'll be perfect

the sink it'll be perfect what Grand likes her gin

when did I start having boy problems

when did I start having boy problems

when did I start having boy problems that

that

that I deserve better than him don't I

I deserve better than him don't I

I deserve better than him don't I our whole relationship was a lie it's no

our whole relationship was a lie it's no

our whole relationship was a lie it's no wonder I cheated on him

wonder I cheated on him

wonder I cheated on him if you think about it he was holding me

if you think about it he was holding me

if you think about it he was holding me back the entire time I should have

back the entire time I should have

back the entire time I should have broken up with him a long time ago

broken up with him a long time ago

broken up with him a long time ago I don't know why I didn't you know I

I don't know why I didn't you know I

I don't know why I didn't you know I just couldn't I think for a while I was

just couldn't I think for a while I was

just couldn't I think for a while I was just afraid to break his heart

just afraid to break his heart

just afraid to break his heart oh I'm such a heartbreaker

oh I'm such a heartbreaker

oh I'm such a heartbreaker oh well

oh well

oh well lesson learned though never let anyone

lesson learned though never let anyone

lesson learned though never let anyone hold you back from being you

hold you back from being you

hold you back from being you it just leads to hurting other people am

it just leads to hurting other people am

it just leads to hurting other people am I right

I'm so brilliant

I'm so brilliant

I'm so brilliant I learned the hard way but

I learned the hard way but

I learned the hard way but whatevs

who are you

who are you

who are you I'm Robin

I'm Robin

I'm Robin and who are you uh I'm Tara

and who are you uh I'm Tara

and who are you uh I'm Tara hi Tara it's nice to meet you

hi Tara it's nice to meet you

hi Tara it's nice to meet you so I was just noticing you over there

so I was just noticing you over there

so I was just noticing you over there and I thought I'd die if I didn't at

and I thought I'd die if I didn't at

and I thought I'd die if I didn't at least get your name oh wow

are you two no

are you two no

are you two no wait gosh I'm sorry so you're not a

wait gosh I'm sorry so you're not a

wait gosh I'm sorry so you're not a lesbian

lesbian

lesbian oh that is rich

oh that is rich

oh that is rich well

well

well yeah I I am

yeah I I am

yeah I I am oh

are you single yeah

are you single yeah

are you single yeah so uh then can I give you my number

there you go okay

hmm

call me if you want

call me if you want

call me if you want bye

Tara

are you a lesbian

were afraid that there would be a riot

were afraid that there would be a riot

were afraid that there would be a riot if they arrested it

if they arrested it

if they arrested it all right all right so now I'm going to

all right all right so now I'm going to

all right all right so now I'm going to break you up into groups okay I want

break you up into groups okay I want

break you up into groups okay I want girls over there

circled now is the time to live life

circled now is the time to live life

circled now is the time to live life together y'all right okay so now I'm

together y'all right okay so now I'm

together y'all right okay so now I'm gonna ask you my favorite question

gonna ask you my favorite question

gonna ask you my favorite question how can we be expected to live as

how can we be expected to live as

how can we be expected to live as Community if we can't be honest with one

Community if we can't be honest with one

Community if we can't be honest with one another

another

another hate right okay now go share

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yeah the Brotherhood is so good at man

yeah the Brotherhood is so good at man

yeah the Brotherhood is so good at man am I right

am I right

am I right ahead guys guys guys can I just be real

ahead guys guys guys can I just be real

ahead guys guys guys can I just be real with y'all for a sec yeah man be real

with y'all for a sec yeah man be real

with y'all for a sec yeah man be real man you know who had the greatest

man you know who had the greatest

man you know who had the greatest Brotherhood of all who Jesus man Jesus

Brotherhood of all who Jesus man Jesus

Brotherhood of all who Jesus man Jesus and his disciples those were some solid

and his disciples those were some solid

and his disciples those were some solid dudes man you are so right man and they

dudes man you are so right man and they

dudes man you are so right man and they were Fishers of Men I mean they were

were Fishers of Men I mean they were

were Fishers of Men I mean they were probably covered in fish crap and steak

probably covered in fish crap and steak

probably covered in fish crap and steak they kept on fishing

they kept on fishing

they kept on fishing yo yo guys

yo yo guys

yo yo guys speaking of fish

speaking of fish

speaking of fish what is it Matt

what is it Matt

what is it Matt I gave into my Temptation This Week

I gave into my Temptation This Week

I gave into my Temptation This Week I watched porn and I masturbated dude

I watched porn and I masturbated dude

I watched porn and I masturbated dude sorry to hear that it was it was just

sorry to hear that it was it was just

sorry to hear that it was it was just calling to me you know man the boobs

calling to me you know man the boobs

calling to me you know man the boobs they were calling to me

they were calling to me

they were calling to me I want to be a proverbs 31 now tell me

I want to be a proverbs 31 now tell me

I want to be a proverbs 31 now tell me all favorite passage I'm serious

all favorite passage I'm serious

all favorite passage I'm serious I feel so attached to this passage it's

I feel so attached to this passage it's

I feel so attached to this passage it's like it's God's gift to women everywhere

like it's God's gift to women everywhere

like it's God's gift to women everywhere it's like a life raft for us

it's like a life raft for us

it's like a life raft for us what do you mean well

what do you mean well

what do you mean well Proverbs is the book of wisdom right

Proverbs is the book of wisdom right

Proverbs is the book of wisdom right right well this wise Passage

right well this wise Passage

right well this wise Passage can keep us afloat amidst all the

can keep us afloat amidst all the

can keep us afloat amidst all the challenges that we face every day what

challenges that we face every day what

challenges that we face every day what do you mean well

do you mean well

do you mean well it's just so hard to be white in today's

it's just so hard to be white in today's

it's just so hard to be white in today's culture I mean feeling beautiful in

culture I mean feeling beautiful in

culture I mean feeling beautiful in general has become near impossible with

general has become near impossible with

general has become near impossible with Beyonce and JLo and Kim Kardashian don't

Beyonce and JLo and Kim Kardashian don't

Beyonce and JLo and Kim Kardashian don't look up to her she made a sex tape

look up to her she made a sex tape

look up to her she made a sex tape Veronica you're missing the point

Veronica you're missing the point

Veronica you're missing the point I'm not looking up to these women

I'm not looking up to these women

I'm not looking up to these women I'm just not feeling beautiful and

I'm just not feeling beautiful and

I'm just not feeling beautiful and neither are a lot of these girls

I got invited to sit in on the diversity

I got invited to sit in on the diversity

I got invited to sit in on the diversity student council at school the other day

student council at school the other day

student council at school the other day why

why

why I don't know but I did nonetheless

I don't know but I did nonetheless

I don't know but I did nonetheless because I felt like God had called me to

because I felt like God had called me to

because I felt like God had called me to do so

do so

do so anyway we were talking about body image

anyway we were talking about body image

anyway we were talking about body image and a lot of the girls who aren't white

and a lot of the girls who aren't white

and a lot of the girls who aren't white who are seeing how they feel uglier

who are seeing how they feel uglier

who are seeing how they feel uglier because of that

because of that

because of that that's ridiculous I mean I've always

that's ridiculous I mean I've always

that's ridiculous I mean I've always felt women who were black or biracial or

felt women who were black or biracial or

felt women who were black or biracial or you know any other type of skin color to

you know any other type of skin color to

you know any other type of skin color to be more beautiful than myself I agree

be more beautiful than myself I agree

be more beautiful than myself I agree there's this mysterious quality that

there's this mysterious quality that

there's this mysterious quality that white women just can't attain and don't

white women just can't attain and don't

white women just can't attain and don't forget biblical herons were dark-skinned

forget biblical herons were dark-skinned

forget biblical herons were dark-skinned Ruth

Ruth

Ruth Esther

Esther

Esther Mary

Mary

Mary it's true

it's true

it's true so that's why I feel proverbs 31 is

so that's why I feel proverbs 31 is

so that's why I feel proverbs 31 is God's affirmation to women everywhere

God's affirmation to women everywhere

God's affirmation to women everywhere it doesn't mention physical Beauty Once

it doesn't mention physical Beauty Once

it doesn't mention physical Beauty Once to God

to God

to God we are all beautiful

we are all beautiful

we are all beautiful and we're all his children

and we're all his children

and we're all his children that is so powerful

that is so powerful

that is so powerful I know

since we're all confessing something

since we're all confessing something

since we're all confessing something here

here

here I struggle with masturbation still too

I struggle with masturbation still too

I struggle with masturbation still too I just it's so tempting you know

Jake what about you

Jake what about you

Jake what about you what what he's struggling with

what what he's struggling with

what what he's struggling with um uh come on Jake

um uh come on Jake

um uh come on Jake can tell us you can tell us it's the

can tell us you can tell us it's the

can tell us you can tell us it's the truth Circle it's the Brotherhood I

truth Circle it's the Brotherhood I

truth Circle it's the Brotherhood I struggle with masturbation too

struggle with masturbation too

struggle with masturbation too yeah

yeah

yeah sometimes I just feel disconnected with

sometimes I just feel disconnected with

sometimes I just feel disconnected with God because of it

all right come on guys let's head all

all right come on guys let's head all

all right come on guys let's head all this love on each other

dear God we ask that you help each and

dear God we ask that you help each and

dear God we ask that you help each and every one of us with our false mistakes

every one of us with our false mistakes

every one of us with our false mistakes and sins

and sins

and sins you're broken and we need you to help us

you're broken and we need you to help us

you're broken and we need you to help us we thank you for this Brotherhood

we thank you for this Brotherhood

we thank you for this Brotherhood keep us pure Lord keep us holy

what'd you do at church today truth

what'd you do at church today truth

what'd you do at church today truth Circle oh God those are so hopelessly

Circle oh God those are so hopelessly

Circle oh God those are so hopelessly pathetic let me guess all the guys were

pathetic let me guess all the guys were

pathetic let me guess all the guys were complaining about how difficult it is to

complaining about how difficult it is to

complaining about how difficult it is to not masturbate and wait till marriage

not masturbate and wait till marriage

not masturbate and wait till marriage pretty much

pretty much

pretty much Christy we missed you at teen service

Christy we missed you at teen service

Christy we missed you at teen service yeah I thought Jesus would appreciate me

yeah I thought Jesus would appreciate me

yeah I thought Jesus would appreciate me helping the kids making sure they're not

helping the kids making sure they're not

helping the kids making sure they're not completely brainwashed too early what

completely brainwashed too early what

completely brainwashed too early what does that mean

does that mean

does that mean means that God's really big and I don't

means that God's really big and I don't

means that God's really big and I don't want her to get stuffed into a box

want her to get stuffed into a box

want her to get stuffed into a box interesting View

come on Ames

you sure you're not hungry yeah I'm sure

you sure you're not hungry yeah I'm sure

you sure you're not hungry yeah I'm sure I promised myself I'd cut back on

I promised myself I'd cut back on

I promised myself I'd cut back on caffeine I want a soda so bad oh and

caffeine I want a soda so bad oh and

caffeine I want a soda so bad oh and your mom invited me over to dinner next

your mom invited me over to dinner next

your mom invited me over to dinner next week she did when your sister's back

week she did when your sister's back

week she did when your sister's back home

home

home oh cool

oh cool

oh cool hey and you need to sign that petition

hey and you need to sign that petition

hey and you need to sign that petition that I'm doing to get the art class in

that I'm doing to get the art class in

that I'm doing to get the art class in the senior center it's really important

the senior center it's really important

the senior center it's really important to keep their minds alert and active you

to keep their minds alert and active you

to keep their minds alert and active you know it's not like once you're 55 you're

know it's not like once you're 55 you're

know it's not like once you're 55 you're dead they still have a lot of life to

dead they still have a lot of life to

dead they still have a lot of life to give

okay I can't take it anymore I have to

okay I can't take it anymore I have to

okay I can't take it anymore I have to get a soda I'll be right back

got your soda yeah yes my addiction

got your soda yeah yes my addiction

got your soda yeah yes my addiction hey and me and my mom aren't getting a

hey and me and my mom aren't getting a

hey and me and my mom aren't getting a pedicure anymore she's blowing me off to

pedicure anymore she's blowing me off to

pedicure anymore she's blowing me off to hang out with the women's group

hang out with the women's group

hang out with the women's group apparently they're going to some Floral

apparently they're going to some Floral

apparently they're going to some Floral Boutique

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[Music] because of this God gave them over to

because of this God gave them over to

because of this God gave them over to shameful lusts even their women

shameful lusts even their women

shameful lusts even their women exchanged natural relations through

exchanged natural relations through

exchanged natural relations through unnatural ones in the same way men also

unnatural ones in the same way men also

unnatural ones in the same way men also abandoned natural relations with women

abandoned natural relations with women

abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one

and were inflamed with lust for one

and were inflamed with lust for one another

another

another men committed indecent acts with other

men committed indecent acts with other

men committed indecent acts with other men and received in themselves the due

men and received in themselves the due

men and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion

and that penalty

if a man also lie with mankind as he

if a man also lie with mankind as he

if a man also lie with mankind as he lies with a woman both of them have

lies with a woman both of them have

lies with a woman both of them have committed an Abomination they shall

committed an Abomination they shall

committed an Abomination they shall surely be put to death their blood shall

surely be put to death their blood shall

surely be put to death their blood shall be upon them

be upon them

be upon them uh Pastor Craig yes Ames I was thinking

uh Pastor Craig yes Ames I was thinking

uh Pastor Craig yes Ames I was thinking about how God

about how God

about how God how so think about it if a kid comes out

how so think about it if a kid comes out

how so think about it if a kid comes out everyone will hate him his family will

everyone will hate him his family will

everyone will hate him his family will kick him out and God will burn his pubic

kick him out and God will burn his pubic

kick him out and God will burn his pubic hairs right off his flame door of her

hairs right off his flame door of her

hairs right off his flame door of her eternity

eternity

eternity that's what hell is an eternal

that's what hell is an eternal

that's what hell is an eternal flamethrower

ow watch it

ow watch it

ow watch it who are you what

who are you what

who are you what too I'm Jonathan I'm David

and Jonathan from the Bible yeah from

and Jonathan from the Bible yeah from

and Jonathan from the Bible yeah from the Bible where else

the Bible where else

the Bible where else well what were you doing on top of each

well what were you doing on top of each

well what were you doing on top of each other

other

other what do you mean we're gay

what do you mean we're gay

what do you mean we're gay well I'm gay there than weho on

well I'm gay there than weho on

well I'm gay there than weho on Halloween he's not though he's bisexual

Halloween he's not though he's bisexual

Halloween he's not though he's bisexual I am had a thing for a girl once

I am had a thing for a girl once

I am had a thing for a girl once I wanted to ask her to marry me but

I wanted to ask her to marry me but

I wanted to ask her to marry me but cotter's living with another man so we

cotter's living with another man so we

cotter's living with another man so we had to Stoner

had to Stoner

had to Stoner that's harsh that's Old Testament

that's harsh that's Old Testament

that's harsh that's Old Testament sweetie everything's a little more

sweetie everything's a little more

sweetie everything's a little more violent like our sex right baby you got

violent like our sex right baby you got

violent like our sex right baby you got that right wait but the Bible doesn't

that right wait but the Bible doesn't

that right wait but the Bible doesn't say anything about YouTube being gay I'm

say anything about YouTube being gay I'm

say anything about YouTube being gay I'm sure of it does it honey that's no

sure of it does it honey that's no

sure of it does it honey that's no surprise readers always try to exclude

surprise readers always try to exclude

surprise readers always try to exclude am I right babe breeders heterosexuals

am I right babe breeders heterosexuals

am I right babe breeders heterosexuals people who inseminate to Bear children

people who inseminate to Bear children

people who inseminate to Bear children for enjoyment

for enjoyment

for enjoyment point is

point is

point is we were lovers

we were lovers

we were lovers passionate committed both still are

passionate committed both still are

passionate committed both still are have we established why you're in the

have we established why you're in the

have we established why you're in the church bathroom last I checked it was

church bathroom last I checked it was

church bathroom last I checked it was the 21st century

the 21st century

the 21st century do you want us to go

you know

you know

you know we know you're gay what God told us

we know you're gay what God told us

we know you're gay what God told us you're gay and sent us here to help you

you're gay and sent us here to help you

you're gay and sent us here to help you we double part the cloud car down the

we double part the cloud car down the

we double part the cloud car down the street a Halo though BT dubs that's a

street a Halo though BT dubs that's a

street a Halo though BT dubs that's a myth and don't let anyone tell you

myth and don't let anyone tell you

myth and don't let anyone tell you otherwise the Halo is a myth that the

otherwise the Halo is a myth that the

otherwise the Halo is a myth that the cloud car is real only the gays get

cloud car is real only the gays get

cloud car is real only the gays get clouds

clouds

clouds whatever I don't believe that you are

whatever I don't believe that you are

whatever I don't believe that you are we're gay well we are we're whatever

we're gay well we are we're whatever

we're gay well we are we're whatever you want us to prove it to you come here

you want us to prove it to you come here

you want us to prove it to you come here babe

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whoa whoa whoa stop

whoa whoa whoa stop

whoa whoa whoa stop gross gross

gross gross

gross gross you're gay I know but but what don't

you're gay I know but but what don't

you're gay I know but but what don't harass him he still hates himself no I

harass him he still hates himself no I

harass him he still hates himself no I don't I just don't worry we all hate

don't I just don't worry we all hate

don't I just don't worry we all hate ourselves at one point

ourselves at one point

ourselves at one point all of us okay some of us fairies Who

all of us okay some of us fairies Who

all of us okay some of us fairies Who come out before we're even out of the

come out before we're even out of the

come out before we're even out of the womb like Jonathan don't go through a

womb like Jonathan don't go through a

womb like Jonathan don't go through a self-loathing process thank you I don't

self-loathing process thank you I don't

self-loathing process thank you I don't hate myself

hate myself

hate myself I just what just wish God would take

I just what just wish God would take

I just what just wish God would take away all your natural sexual desires

away all your natural sexual desires

away all your natural sexual desires yeah something like that well that's

yeah something like that well that's

yeah something like that well that's just too damn bad you're stuck with this

just too damn bad you're stuck with this

just too damn bad you're stuck with this and no form of treatment will ever

and no form of treatment will ever

and no form of treatment will ever release you from yourself no matter what

release you from yourself no matter what

release you from yourself no matter what the haters say you're stuck in your own

the haters say you're stuck in your own

the haters say you're stuck in your own skin so

skin so

skin so you may as well enjoy it

you may as well enjoy it

you may as well enjoy it but Jesus says Jesus said what that is

but Jesus says Jesus said what that is

but Jesus says Jesus said what that is wrong

wrong

wrong I'm sorry where does Jesus say it's

I'm sorry where does Jesus say it's

I'm sorry where does Jesus say it's wrong I don't know Leviticus Romans uh

wrong I don't know Leviticus Romans uh

wrong I don't know Leviticus Romans uh excuse I said where does Jesus say it's

excuse I said where does Jesus say it's

excuse I said where does Jesus say it's wrong

truth is

truth is

truth is Jesus doesn't say a word about it

but how were you gay oh my gosh are you

but how were you gay oh my gosh are you

but how were you gay oh my gosh are you still stuck on that have you ever read

still stuck on that have you ever read

still stuck on that have you ever read our story yes a lot and I don't remember

our story yes a lot and I don't remember

our story yes a lot and I don't remember there being any gay parts

there being any gay parts

there being any gay parts uh when David saw me he fell on his face

uh when David saw me he fell on his face

uh when David saw me he fell on his face and bowed three times okay and we kissed

and bowed three times okay and we kissed

and bowed three times okay and we kissed each other gay and wept together okay I

each other gay and wept together okay I

each other gay and wept together okay I stripped myself of my robe and gave it

stripped myself of my robe and gave it

stripped myself of my robe and gave it to David before he went into battle

to David before he went into battle

to David before he went into battle I'm not buying this next thing you know

I'm not buying this next thing you know

I'm not buying this next thing you know you'll be justifying pornography

you'll be justifying pornography

you'll be justifying pornography prostitution polygamy and bestiality you

prostitution polygamy and bestiality you

prostitution polygamy and bestiality you shut your mouth where the hell did you

shut your mouth where the hell did you

shut your mouth where the hell did you get that archaic idea you are disgusting

get that archaic idea you are disgusting

get that archaic idea you are disgusting we pertin deep love you can't just water

we pertin deep love you can't just water

we pertin deep love you can't just water down the Bible just to create your own

down the Bible just to create your own

down the Bible just to create your own moral compass d

moral compass d

moral compass d what

what

what read the story you can't miss it we're

read the story you can't miss it we're

read the story you can't miss it we're gay

gay

gay we can't convince you Jake

we can't convince you Jake

we can't convince you Jake you can choose to see yourself as an

you can choose to see yourself as an

you can choose to see yourself as an abomination

abomination

abomination or you can choose a new translation

nobody believes that stuff all that

nobody believes that stuff all that

nobody believes that stuff all that matters is what you believe

matters is what you believe

matters is what you believe coming out is a very spiritual process

coming out is a very spiritual process

coming out is a very spiritual process and it's something that Straits just

and it's something that Straits just

and it's something that Straits just can't understand

can't understand

can't understand what matters the most is what you

what matters the most is what you

what matters the most is what you believe for yourself

believe for yourself

believe for yourself if the Bible's really supposed to be

if the Bible's really supposed to be

if the Bible's really supposed to be about God rescuing others from torturous

about God rescuing others from torturous

about God rescuing others from torturous situations

situations

situations then why wouldn't that God want to

then why wouldn't that God want to

then why wouldn't that God want to include you in with the rest of those

include you in with the rest of those

include you in with the rest of those people

okay I'll pray on it okay babe keep

okay I'll pray on it okay babe keep

okay I'll pray on it okay babe keep praying on it hey we gotta go the cloud

praying on it hey we gotta go the cloud

praying on it hey we gotta go the cloud is double parked oh that's the thing

is double parked oh that's the thing

is double parked oh that's the thing about heaven God doesn't make parking

about heaven God doesn't make parking

about heaven God doesn't make parking tickets looks bad on the records and

tickets looks bad on the records and

tickets looks bad on the records and stuff oh diva is out

next please hi I'll have a large dirty

next please hi I'll have a large dirty

next please hi I'll have a large dirty chai with a shot of espresso sweetened

chai with a shot of espresso sweetened

chai with a shot of espresso sweetened with Splenda and non-fat skim milk

with Splenda and non-fat skim milk

with Splenda and non-fat skim milk instead of the usual two percent turn

instead of the usual two percent turn

instead of the usual two percent turn whatever

whatever

whatever someone's bougie

someone's bougie

someone's bougie just being precise yeah well it's

what do you want

what do you want

what do you want um I'll just have a small iced coffee

um I'll just have a small iced coffee

um I'll just have a small iced coffee cream sugar no thanks okay well all

cream sugar no thanks okay well all

cream sugar no thanks okay well all together that is 7 18. I got it you sure

together that is 7 18. I got it you sure

together that is 7 18. I got it you sure of course she's sure she's bougie okay

of course she's sure she's bougie okay

of course she's sure she's bougie okay can you stop that sorry

so striker one minute for a little

so striker one minute for a little

so striker one minute for a little lesbian the next the question is are you

lesbian the next the question is are you

lesbian the next the question is are you sure

sure

sure don't worry about my cousin did the same

don't worry about my cousin did the same

don't worry about my cousin did the same thing last April one minute she's

thing last April one minute she's

thing last April one minute she's engaged to her boyfriend at three years

engaged to her boyfriend at three years

engaged to her boyfriend at three years and the next she's cruising through

and the next she's cruising through

and the next she's cruising through Venice Beach topless on a Harley going

Venice Beach topless on a Harley going

Venice Beach topless on a Harley going to study with a tattoo artist in bed

to study with a tattoo artist in bed

to study with a tattoo artist in bed really yeah I mean I say YOLO but she's

really yeah I mean I say YOLO but she's

really yeah I mean I say YOLO but she's really happy and Beth makes a great

really happy and Beth makes a great

really happy and Beth makes a great sloppy joe I hate sloppy joes yeah well

sloppy joe I hate sloppy joes yeah well

sloppy joe I hate sloppy joes yeah well next

thank you

thank you

thank you so when did you start liking community

so when did you start liking community

so when did you start liking community well what do you prefer fish Pop-Tart

well what do you prefer fish Pop-Tart

well what do you prefer fish Pop-Tart Pikachu how about women

Pikachu how about women

Pikachu how about women but seriously when I don't know when did

but seriously when I don't know when did

but seriously when I don't know when did you know you were straight I don't know

you know you were straight I don't know

you know you were straight I don't know see exactly no wait let me think

see exactly no wait let me think

see exactly no wait let me think March 3rd 2003 elementary gym class

March 3rd 2003 elementary gym class

March 3rd 2003 elementary gym class Mr Brooks was teaching us the robes 12

Mr Brooks was teaching us the robes 12

Mr Brooks was teaching us the robes 12 feet in the air baggy shorts

feet in the air baggy shorts

feet in the air baggy shorts saw it all and I felt the girl you are

saw it all and I felt the girl you are

saw it all and I felt the girl you are disgusting I'm just being honest

disgusting I'm just being honest

disgusting I'm just being honest okay so a dirty try with an extra

okay so a dirty try with an extra

okay so a dirty try with an extra whatever for the

and I saw thanks yeah sure thanks to

and I saw thanks yeah sure thanks to

and I saw thanks yeah sure thanks to Dream It's a dream being hashtag come

Dream It's a dream being hashtag come

Dream It's a dream being hashtag come again

so how are you feeling

stupid stupid I never took the punch

stupid stupid I never took the punch

stupid stupid I never took the punch sooner we need

sooner we need

sooner we need it's my like feelings I just feel like I

it's my like feelings I just feel like I

it's my like feelings I just feel like I wasted a lot of time well you got the

wasted a lot of time well you got the

wasted a lot of time well you got the hot girl's number right yeah call her

hot girl's number right yeah call her

hot girl's number right yeah call her call her I deleted it

call her I deleted it

call her I deleted it okay how did you delete it it literally

okay how did you delete it it literally

okay how did you delete it it literally just happened well it's gone okay why

just happened well it's gone okay why

just happened well it's gone okay why would you do that Regina do I look like

would you do that Regina do I look like

would you do that Regina do I look like the kind of person that'd be good at

the kind of person that'd be good at

the kind of person that'd be good at hooking up or sex even I mean look at me

hooking up or sex even I mean look at me

hooking up or sex even I mean look at me all right please and start admit it I'm

all right please and start admit it I'm

all right please and start admit it I'm awkward as hell I'm not gonna play this

awkward as hell I'm not gonna play this

awkward as hell I'm not gonna play this game with you fine all I'm saying is I

game with you fine all I'm saying is I

game with you fine all I'm saying is I don't feel I do well in a situation

don't feel I do well in a situation

don't feel I do well in a situation involving strap-ons or hot girls from

involving strap-ons or hot girls from

involving strap-ons or hot girls from the park especially with my first time

the park especially with my first time

the park especially with my first time being you know intimate okay sweetie

being you know intimate okay sweetie

being you know intimate okay sweetie first off getting someone's number does

first off getting someone's number does

first off getting someone's number does not automatically need automatic

not automatically need automatic

not automatically need automatic penetration

penetration

penetration well in some cases but whatever and

well in some cases but whatever and

well in some cases but whatever and second of all your first time

cat are you serious what was wrong with

cat are you serious what was wrong with

cat are you serious what was wrong with Pat was that creep I used to bring up at

Pat was that creep I used to bring up at

Pat was that creep I used to bring up at the Dollar General so he likes to

the Dollar General so he likes to

the Dollar General so he likes to bargain irregard regardless whatever

bargain irregard regardless whatever

bargain irregard regardless whatever there's been other guys uh have there

there's been other guys uh have there

there's been other guys uh have there yeah yeah let me think

ing

thinking

thinking

thinking still thinking

still thinking

still thinking yeah no you're a virgin thank you

yeah no you're a virgin thank you

yeah no you're a virgin thank you well then girl damn get out there

well then girl damn get out there

well then girl damn get out there lesbian or not you have got to make up

lesbian or not you have got to make up

lesbian or not you have got to make up for lost time I know

for lost time I know

for lost time I know wait I got it to Kristen the empty

wait I got it to Kristen the empty

wait I got it to Kristen the empty Doorway to your sexual closet we'll go

Doorway to your sexual closet we'll go

Doorway to your sexual closet we'll go to tongue it's my friend Whitney's

to tongue it's my friend Whitney's

to tongue it's my friend Whitney's monthly queer themed sex party she's in

monthly queer themed sex party she's in

monthly queer themed sex party she's in college what is that I think I have the

college what is that I think I have the

college what is that I think I have the invitation on here somewhere basically

invitation on here somewhere basically

invitation on here somewhere basically it's a bunch of queers hooking up with

it's a bunch of queers hooking up with

it's a bunch of queers hooking up with each other around the house and getting

each other around the house and getting

each other around the house and getting their bunk on they play that gay Frank

their bunk on they play that gay Frank

their bunk on they play that gay Frank Ocean song on repeat there's like vagina

Ocean song on repeat there's like vagina

Ocean song on repeat there's like vagina shaped cookies I don't know so I've

shaped cookies I don't know so I've

shaped cookies I don't know so I've heard here it is

I know it's next Friday we'll go with

I know it's next Friday we'll go with

I know it's next Friday we'll go with the camera yogis girls I'll find

the camera yogis girls I'll find

the camera yogis girls I'll find whatever straight guy I can and you know

whatever straight guy I can and you know

whatever straight guy I can and you know we'll just figure out what you like

we'll just figure out what you like

we'll just figure out what you like come on I've been wanting to do it for a

come on I've been wanting to do it for a

come on I've been wanting to do it for a long time what are you saying

you okay

you okay

you okay Jakey uh

Jakey uh

Jakey uh it's probably just me but

it's probably just me but

it's probably just me but you seem distracted lately

you seem distracted lately

you seem distracted lately what do you mean

what do you mean

what do you mean I'm not really sure it's just

I'm not really sure it's just

I'm not really sure it's just is everything okay with your parents

is everything okay with your parents

is everything okay with your parents mm-hmm

mm-hmm

mm-hmm and Janelle

and Janelle

and Janelle yeah

yeah

yeah Christy if you have something to say you

Christy if you have something to say you

Christy if you have something to say you can say it

can say it

can say it maybe that's the problem I'm not even

maybe that's the problem I'm not even

maybe that's the problem I'm not even sure what I'm trying

okay

okay

okay you know you could tell me anything

you know you could tell me anything

you know you could tell me anything right

yeah I do

there's nothing

there's nothing

there's nothing I'm great

I'm great

I'm great you you good

Tara that you yeah at least we got him

Tara that you yeah at least we got him

Tara that you yeah at least we got him for dinner oh hey Regina hi Miss

for dinner oh hey Regina hi Miss

for dinner oh hey Regina hi Miss Mitchell how are you glorious what'd you

Mitchell how are you glorious what'd you

Mitchell how are you glorious what'd you girls do today not much Tara made a new

girls do today not much Tara made a new

girls do today not much Tara made a new friend really Yup she's really coming

friend really Yup she's really coming

friend really Yup she's really coming out

out

out of her show so spaghetti tonight and

of her show so spaghetti tonight and

of her show so spaghetti tonight and meatballs list and I have to cover a

meatballs list and I have to cover a

meatballs list and I have to cover a shift so I won't be able to like three

shift so I won't be able to like three

shift so I won't be able to like three actually

actually

actually Regina I'm glad I saw you would you mind

Regina I'm glad I saw you would you mind

Regina I'm glad I saw you would you mind convincing my daughter to go out with

convincing my daughter to go out with

convincing my daughter to go out with this very handsome young man that I've

this very handsome young man that I've

this very handsome young man that I've been trying to set her up with I don't

been trying to set her up with I don't

been trying to set her up with I don't know she can be very

know she can be very

know she can be very stubborn mom I told you I don't want you

stubborn mom I told you I don't want you

stubborn mom I told you I don't want you setting me up okay I don't need help

setting me up okay I don't need help

setting me up okay I don't need help getting a boyfriend but do you have a

getting a boyfriend but do you have a

getting a boyfriend but do you have a boyfriend I don't want a boyfriend why

boyfriend I don't want a boyfriend why

boyfriend I don't want a boyfriend why not I had eight boyfriends by the time I

not I had eight boyfriends by the time I

not I had eight boyfriends by the time I was 16.

was 16.

was 16. this is not interested in going out with

this is not interested in going out with

this is not interested in going out with one boy mom you have to stop okay how do

one boy mom you have to stop okay how do

one boy mom you have to stop okay how do you expect me to want to date all these

you expect me to want to date all these

you expect me to want to date all these random guys

random guys

random guys Mrs Mitchells if I may introject Tara is

Mrs Mitchells if I may introject Tara is

Mrs Mitchells if I may introject Tara is very particular maybe the sky is not her

very particular maybe the sky is not her

very particular maybe the sky is not her type what's he like

type what's he like

type what's he like his name's Jason and he's one of the

his name's Jason and he's one of the

his name's Jason and he's one of the doctor's Sons is he tall six six oh

doctor's Sons is he tall six six oh

doctor's Sons is he tall six six oh facial hair he's got a nice goatee none

facial hair he's got a nice goatee none

facial hair he's got a nice goatee none of that unclean look how can that not be

of that unclean look how can that not be

of that unclean look how can that not be your type I am so sick of having the

your type I am so sick of having the

your type I am so sick of having the same conversation one date

same conversation one date

same conversation one date who wants to take it to the Olive Garden

who wants to take it to the Olive Garden

who wants to take it to the Olive Garden Tyrone would love his number really well

Tyrone would love his number really well

Tyrone would love his number really well listen I don't have time for this

foreign

so when are you gonna tell your mom that

so when are you gonna tell your mom that

so when are you gonna tell your mom that you're gay

you're gay

you're gay when I'm 50.

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[Music] hey Jakey

hey Jakey

hey Jakey Paul's Cross Country Practice

later

later

later Jakey that's not funny Christy chill

Jakey that's not funny Christy chill

Jakey that's not funny Christy chill besides can you stop calling me Jakey

besides can you stop calling me Jakey

besides can you stop calling me Jakey I'm not nine anymore Jakey don't

I'm not nine anymore Jakey don't

I'm not nine anymore Jakey don't touch shelves

huh I said what word did you just call

huh I said what word did you just call

huh I said what word did you just call my friend

my friend

my friend here let me help you out the word was

here let me help you out the word was

here let me help you out the word was which is an awful word used to describe

which is an awful word used to describe

which is an awful word used to describe homosexuals now first of all does my

homosexuals now first of all does my

homosexuals now first of all does my friend look gay

friend look gay

friend look gay uh kinda well he's not gay he's also not

uh kinda well he's not gay he's also not

uh kinda well he's not gay he's also not a bundle of sticks for which you can set

a bundle of sticks for which you can set

a bundle of sticks for which you can set on fire later which is the original

on fire later which is the original

on fire later which is the original meaning of that awful word so if I ever

meaning of that awful word so if I ever

meaning of that awful word so if I ever hear you say that awful word around me

hear you say that awful word around me

hear you say that awful word around me again though I'm generally a peaceful

again though I'm generally a peaceful

again though I'm generally a peaceful person I'll beat the ever living out of

person I'll beat the ever living out of

person I'll beat the ever living out of you myself am I clear it was a joke ah

you myself am I clear it was a joke ah

you myself am I clear it was a joke ah chill another awful warned Christy

chill another awful warned Christy

chill another awful warned Christy Christy

God cheeky it makes me sick to see you

God cheeky it makes me sick to see you

God cheeky it makes me sick to see you not stand up for yourself stop calling

not stand up for yourself stop calling

not stand up for yourself stop calling me Jakey

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oh

foreign

I hope that you're not naked because

I hope that you're not naked because

I hope that you're not naked because I don't want to see your movies

aging Dr lesbian

aging Dr lesbian

aging Dr lesbian Dr lesbian

have a delicate situation that means

have a delicate situation that means

have a delicate situation that means your immediate attention

your immediate attention

your immediate attention oh my God take my mom's clothes off

oh my God take my mom's clothes off

oh my God take my mom's clothes off she'll smell the smoke

she'll smell the smoke

she'll smell the smoke I want you to know that I'm totally

I want you to know that I'm totally

I want you to know that I'm totally supportive of your lady love I even

supportive of your lady love I even

supportive of your lady love I even Google some lesbian porn but then I got

Google some lesbian porn but then I got

Google some lesbian porn but then I got sidetracked with all the answers

sidetracked with all the answers

sidetracked with all the answers so I didn't get to finish my research I

so I didn't get to finish my research I

so I didn't get to finish my research I do have some questions though of course

do have some questions though of course

do have some questions though of course will you be joining a softball team will

will you be joining a softball team will

will you be joining a softball team will you be purchasing Crocs oh and my

you be purchasing Crocs oh and my

you be purchasing Crocs oh and my brother has some old flannel t-shirts in

brother has some old flannel t-shirts in

brother has some old flannel t-shirts in his closet do you want no God no yes to

his closet do you want no God no yes to

his closet do you want no God no yes to the finals just curious

the finals just curious

the finals just curious so you excited to get your Leslie on I

so you excited to get your Leslie on I

so you excited to get your Leslie on I don't know what to wear we'll get you a

don't know what to wear we'll get you a

don't know what to wear we'll get you a bow tie or something lesbians like bow

bow tie or something lesbians like bow

bow tie or something lesbians like bow ties right oh my God Tara I want you to

ties right oh my God Tara I want you to

ties right oh my God Tara I want you to make a move if you like anyone okay

make a move if you like anyone okay

make a move if you like anyone okay is gonna be so fun but I hope the gays

is gonna be so fun but I hope the gays

is gonna be so fun but I hope the gays don't fully take over because Miss Gina

don't fully take over because Miss Gina

don't fully take over because Miss Gina needs her fixed too you know I know

needs her fixed too you know I know

needs her fixed too you know I know see what we have

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[Music]

[Music] back to the basics

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] hello ladies my friend here is new to

hello ladies my friend here is new to

hello ladies my friend here is new to the whole lesbian scene she's never done

the whole lesbian scene she's never done

the whole lesbian scene she's never done any of this stuff

any of this stuff

any of this stuff as a matter of fact she's never done

as a matter of fact she's never done

as a matter of fact she's never done anything really that's okay that's all

anything really that's okay that's all

anything really that's okay that's all right so just you know make her feel

right so just you know make her feel

right so just you know make her feel welcome and you know maybe even give her

welcome and you know maybe even give her

welcome and you know maybe even give her some time yeah

some time yeah

some time yeah I'm gonna go get some juice

so you just recently come out

so you just recently come out

so you just recently come out girl that is so

girl that is so

girl that is so fresh hey

fresh hey

fresh hey you in the bush

you in the bush

you in the bush what I said are you in the Butch I'm uh

what I said are you in the Butch I'm uh

what I said are you in the Butch I'm uh damn he really did just come out huh

damn he really did just come out huh

damn he really did just come out huh I'm I'm gonna go get something to drink

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you've never had sex

you've never had sex

you've never had sex um

um

um I'm just I'm just waiting for the right

I'm just I'm just waiting for the right

I'm just I'm just waiting for the right person you know that's what they all say

person you know that's what they all say

person you know that's what they all say oh

oh

oh um

um

um Vegeta

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foreign

foreign

foreign hey

hey

hey hey

fancy meeting you here yeah

fancy meeting you here yeah

fancy meeting you here yeah it's fancy huh

so

so

so who do you all know here uh just

who do you all know here uh just

who do you all know here uh just my friend Regina

my friend Regina

my friend Regina the girl from the Park yeah that's her

so I was hoping you would call me

so I was hoping you would call me

so I was hoping you would call me yeah

yeah

yeah uh I was going to but

uh I was going to but

uh I was going to but but

but

but I am

I am

I am I I'm sort of seeing someone so

I I'm sort of seeing someone so

I I'm sort of seeing someone so all right

all right

all right I thought that it it's like sudden like

I thought that it it's like sudden like

I thought that it it's like sudden like really sudden

really sudden

really sudden it's kind of like this like long

it's kind of like this like long

it's kind of like this like long development in the making sort of thing

development in the making sort of thing

development in the making sort of thing so so

where is she lucky girl

where is she lucky girl

where is she lucky girl she's uh she's working so but she'll be

she's uh she's working so but she'll be

she's uh she's working so but she'll be here later

wow

wow

wow okay

okay

okay well

well

well I hope she treats you right

I hope she treats you right

I hope she treats you right I mean I don't really know you but

I mean I don't really know you but

I mean I don't really know you but you really deserve somebody great

I'm gonna go find my friend Regina she

I'm gonna go find my friend Regina she

I'm gonna go find my friend Regina she can't be trusted when there's like

can't be trusted when there's like

can't be trusted when there's like alcohol and stuff so okay yeah

hey

just in case it doesn't work out with

just in case it doesn't work out with

just in case it doesn't work out with your

your

your piano girl

piano girl

piano girl I really hope you give me a chance to

I really hope you give me a chance to

I really hope you give me a chance to steal your heart

steal your heart

steal your heart okay

okay

okay I'll let you know

I know do you think so I do okay well

I know do you think so I do okay well

I know do you think so I do okay well like how does it work though

like how does it work though

like how does it work though hey

hey

hey Tara oh this is my friend that I was

Tara oh this is my friend that I was

Tara oh this is my friend that I was telling you about let's ask

her are we human

oh yeah I'm so rude okay okay

oh yeah I'm so rude okay okay

oh yeah I'm so rude okay okay um this is Mitch or is it Mitchell

um this is Mitch or is it Mitchell

um this is Mitch or is it Mitchell Mitch

Mitch

Mitch hi

hi

hi hi hi

hi hi

hi hi I came here with a friend too that's TJ

I came here with a friend too that's TJ

I came here with a friend too that's TJ over there he just came out recently too

over there he just came out recently too

over there he just came out recently too Mitch is Straight Like Me

Mitch is Straight Like Me

Mitch is Straight Like Me cool

cool

cool two streets getting along great I

two streets getting along great I

two streets getting along great I [Music]

oh uh well eventually it was cool

oh uh well eventually it was cool

oh uh well eventually it was cool meeting you I'm going to go wander

meeting you I'm going to go wander

meeting you I'm going to go wander around go get him tiger

tomorrow you know she's like she didn't

tomorrow you know she's like she didn't

tomorrow you know she's like she didn't answer the question

answer the question

answer the question she looks at you right

every Friday night Pastor Craig invites

every Friday night Pastor Craig invites

every Friday night Pastor Craig invites the seniors from church to his house for

the seniors from church to his house for

the seniors from church to his house for a Bible study called refresh I'll admit

a Bible study called refresh I'll admit

a Bible study called refresh I'll admit sometimes it's really stupid but

sometimes it's really stupid but

sometimes it's really stupid but sometimes things can get really real I

sometimes things can get really real I

sometimes things can get really real I can honestly say that all of us are

can honestly say that all of us are

can honestly say that all of us are trying to be the best Christians and

trying to be the best Christians and

trying to be the best Christians and people we can be

people we can be

people we can be Ames Matthews and Misty millinder where

Ames Matthews and Misty millinder where

Ames Matthews and Misty millinder where do I start lovers athletes missionaries

do I start lovers athletes missionaries

do I start lovers athletes missionaries they come with a kind of Christian

they come with a kind of Christian

they come with a kind of Christian bravery most of us would die to have

bravery most of us would die to have

bravery most of us would die to have aims particularly I've heard of

aims particularly I've heard of

aims particularly I've heard of testimony before he sold it countless

testimony before he sold it countless

testimony before he sold it countless numbers of times

numbers of times

numbers of times what's so cool about it is that I didn't

what's so cool about it is that I didn't

what's so cool about it is that I didn't grow up a Christian

grow up a Christian

grow up a Christian I'm not proud of my past but with the

I'm not proud of my past but with the

I'm not proud of my past but with the help of Pastor Craig I've been able to

help of Pastor Craig I've been able to

help of Pastor Craig I've been able to embrace that it was crucial who I am

embrace that it was crucial who I am

embrace that it was crucial who I am today I'm now free saved by grace

today I'm now free saved by grace

today I'm now free saved by grace of Christ I can now move forward

of Christ I can now move forward

of Christ I can now move forward it's blessing it wasn't always so

it's blessing it wasn't always so

it's blessing it wasn't always so beautiful

beautiful

beautiful I think it first started in seventh

I think it first started in seventh

I think it first started in seventh grade when my mom took me over to the

grade when my mom took me over to the

grade when my mom took me over to the coals over by the mall

coals over by the mall

coals over by the mall she was shopping for bath salts I just

she was shopping for bath salts I just

she was shopping for bath salts I just saw this Sean John t-shirt I just had

saw this Sean John t-shirt I just had

saw this Sean John t-shirt I just had asked my mom if she would get it for me

asked my mom if she would get it for me

asked my mom if she would get it for me she said I don't got that flinging money

she said I don't got that flinging money

she said I don't got that flinging money only the f word

only the f word

only the f word you know but I really wanted it and

you know but I really wanted it and

you know but I really wanted it and immediately I was tempted just as Jesus

immediately I was tempted just as Jesus

immediately I was tempted just as Jesus was tempted in the desert when he tried

was tempted in the desert when he tried

was tempted in the desert when he tried to turn stones into bread

to turn stones into bread

to turn stones into bread but I didn't have Christ in my heart so

but I didn't have Christ in my heart so

but I didn't have Christ in my heart so I b-lined It For The Clothing Rack

I b-lined It For The Clothing Rack

I b-lined It For The Clothing Rack tucked the Sean John t-shirt right

tucked the Sean John t-shirt right

tucked the Sean John t-shirt right underneath my jacket walked right out

underneath my jacket walked right out

underneath my jacket walked right out the front door without even paying he

the front door without even paying he

the front door without even paying he still has the shirt too he stapled it to

still has the shirt too he stapled it to

still has the shirt too he stapled it to a picture of Jesus hanging on a cross as

a picture of Jesus hanging on a cross as

a picture of Jesus hanging on a cross as a reminder I keep it as a reminder where

a reminder I keep it as a reminder where

a reminder I keep it as a reminder where I've been and in truth yes stealing is

I've been and in truth yes stealing is

I've been and in truth yes stealing is bad but my sexual addiction I was out of

bad but my sexual addiction I was out of

bad but my sexual addiction I was out of control I used to be addicted to

control I used to be addicted to

control I used to be addicted to masturbation and when I say addicted I

masturbation and when I say addicted I

masturbation and when I say addicted I don't mean it was his constant need but

don't mean it was his constant need but

don't mean it was his constant need but it was desire and anything from the

it was desire and anything from the

it was desire and anything from the flesh that you desire can enslave you

flesh that you desire can enslave you

flesh that you desire can enslave you are you addicted to anything I can pray

are you addicted to anything I can pray

are you addicted to anything I can pray for you about

for you about

for you about but then I found God I was born as James

but then I found God I was born as James

but then I found God I was born as James Michael Matthews but on the day of my

Michael Matthews but on the day of my

Michael Matthews but on the day of my Deliverance I changed my name to Ames

Deliverance I changed my name to Ames

Deliverance I changed my name to Ames Michael Matthews just like Saul changed

Michael Matthews just like Saul changed

Michael Matthews just like Saul changed his name to Paul

his name to Paul

his name to Paul Lord we ask that you take this addiction

Lord we ask that you take this addiction

Lord we ask that you take this addiction of sexual enslavement away from this

of sexual enslavement away from this

of sexual enslavement away from this child of yours let her know that she's

child of yours let her know that she's

child of yours let her know that she's the daughter of the king I know you have

the daughter of the king I know you have

the daughter of the king I know you have the power to opt for a Red Bull

the power to opt for a Red Bull

the power to opt for a Red Bull I think you're missing the point

I think you're missing the point

I think you're missing the point Misty's boring but I imagine if Sarah

Misty's boring but I imagine if Sarah

Misty's boring but I imagine if Sarah Palin and Billy Graham had a baby it

Palin and Billy Graham had a baby it

Palin and Billy Graham had a baby it would be her well said Ames I think

would be her well said Ames I think

would be her well said Ames I think that's a very powerful Testament how God

that's a very powerful Testament how God

that's a very powerful Testament how God is still moving in our lives thank you

is still moving in our lives thank you

is still moving in our lives thank you though this story is uncommon Christians

though this story is uncommon Christians

though this story is uncommon Christians nowadays in our fast-based Monarch

nowadays in our fast-based Monarch

nowadays in our fast-based Monarch culture are often being persecuted

culture are often being persecuted

culture are often being persecuted we get a lot of stereotypes run our way

we get a lot of stereotypes run our way

we get a lot of stereotypes run our way and as evangelicals we're often left

and as evangelicals we're often left

and as evangelicals we're often left wondering why is that we're being

wondering why is that we're being

wondering why is that we're being targeted but first I want to know what

targeted but first I want to know what

targeted but first I want to know what we're being targeted with they say we're

we're being targeted with they say we're

we're being targeted with they say we're narrow-minded they say that we hate

narrow-minded they say that we hate

narrow-minded they say that we hate anyone that's different than us and are

anyone that's different than us and are

anyone that's different than us and are these stereotypes true

these stereotypes true

these stereotypes true sometimes how so well when we try to

sometimes how so well when we try to

sometimes how so well when we try to correct them they think we're just

correct them they think we're just

correct them they think we're just judging them are we I wouldn't

judging them are we I wouldn't

judging them are we I wouldn't necessarily call a judgment we're trying

necessarily call a judgment we're trying

necessarily call a judgment we're trying to save them from Eternal damnation oh

to save them from Eternal damnation oh

to save them from Eternal damnation oh well what no I just wouldn't want to

well what no I just wouldn't want to

well what no I just wouldn't want to hear that when I'm walking down the

hear that when I'm walking down the

hear that when I'm walking down the street minding my own business well good

street minding my own business well good

street minding my own business well good thing it's not about what people want to

thing it's not about what people want to

thing it's not about what people want to hear she's right we have a duty to save

hear she's right we have a duty to save

hear she's right we have a duty to save what do you mean save Christy we've had

what do you mean save Christy we've had

what do you mean save Christy we've had this conversation before hell is a real

this conversation before hell is a real

this conversation before hell is a real place

place

place don't give me that look you have Jesus

don't give me that look you have Jesus

don't give me that look you have Jesus and they don't hell is a real place

and they don't hell is a real place

and they don't hell is a real place and it would be really awful to go there

and it would be really awful to go there

and it would be really awful to go there awful and hot gehenna is a geographical

awful and hot gehenna is a geographical

awful and hot gehenna is a geographical location it's not a fear-driven

location it's not a fear-driven

location it's not a fear-driven metaphysical concept whatever back to

metaphysical concept whatever back to

metaphysical concept whatever back to the subject of stereotypes we can debate

the subject of stereotypes we can debate

the subject of stereotypes we can debate the realness of Hell later although

the realness of Hell later although

the realness of Hell later although Christie I think it is important not to

Christie I think it is important not to

Christie I think it is important not to take all of scripture's metaphors okay

take all of scripture's metaphors okay

take all of scripture's metaphors okay Craig

whatever

whatever

whatever so in modern terms can we save them

so in modern terms can we save them

so in modern terms can we save them without correcting them no

without correcting them no

without correcting them no Maybe

Maybe

Maybe Jake we can't

Jake we can't

Jake we can't I think if we listen to their problems

I think if we listen to their problems

I think if we listen to their problems and think about ourselves having to deal

and think about ourselves having to deal

and think about ourselves having to deal with those problems we could like

with those problems we could like

with those problems we could like maybe find an alternative answer

I don't know it's just a guess

I don't know it's just a guess

I don't know it's just a guess Ames what do you think of that I don't

Ames what do you think of that I don't

Ames what do you think of that I don't think it's really about listening or not

think it's really about listening or not

think it's really about listening or not listening

listening

listening I think it's more about praying but just

I think it's more about praying but just

I think it's more about praying but just thinking out loud if I knew a girl that

thinking out loud if I knew a girl that

thinking out loud if I knew a girl that got an abortion that would make me look

got an abortion that would make me look

got an abortion that would make me look at her differently how so well to me

at her differently how so well to me

at her differently how so well to me that's murder so it would make me upset

that's murder so it would make me upset

that's murder so it would make me upset Ames brings up a really excellent issue

Ames brings up a really excellent issue

Ames brings up a really excellent issue I think in those kinds of cases it's

I think in those kinds of cases it's

I think in those kinds of cases it's really important to take on the

really important to take on the

really important to take on the mentality of love the sinner hate the

mentality of love the sinner hate the

mentality of love the sinner hate the sin

sin

sin like those homosexuals

like those homosexuals

like those homosexuals you can think they're a great person but

you can think they're a great person but

you can think they're a great person but it's not natural

it's not natural

it's not natural what if a straight couple wants to have

what if a straight couple wants to have

what if a straight couple wants to have a sad okay

a sad okay

a sad okay I I mean personally I don't see the

I I mean personally I don't see the

I I mean personally I don't see the appeal

appeal

appeal kind of grosses me out it would really

kind of grosses me out it would really

kind of grosses me out it would really hurt I mean I would never do it

hurt I mean I would never do it

hurt I mean I would never do it aims huh yeah

aims huh yeah

aims huh yeah what about straight married couples well

what about straight married couples well

what about straight married couples well I mean I haven't really looked into it

I mean I haven't really looked into it

I mean I haven't really looked into it but I don't think the Bible says it's

but I don't think the Bible says it's

but I don't think the Bible says it's wrong so in the context of a marriage

wrong so in the context of a marriage

wrong so in the context of a marriage bed it's fine let's pull that on the

bed it's fine let's pull that on the

bed it's fine let's pull that on the conversation how can we hate the sin but

conversation how can we hate the sin but

conversation how can we hate the sin but still love The Sinner we tell them

still love The Sinner we tell them

still love The Sinner we tell them they're wrong but we still talk to them

they're wrong but we still talk to them

they're wrong but we still talk to them okay any other ways you guys being gay

okay any other ways you guys being gay

okay any other ways you guys being gay is not a sin yes it is

any other ways well if we don't directly

any other ways well if we don't directly

any other ways well if we don't directly correct them you know we could try to

correct them you know we could try to

correct them you know we could try to set them up with a girl or a dude you

set them up with a girl or a dude you

set them up with a girl or a dude you know if they're gay or lesbian but they

know if they're gay or lesbian but they

know if they're gay or lesbian but they don't like them or they just don't want

don't like them or they just don't want

don't like them or they just don't want to try I guess if we call it quits and

to try I guess if we call it quits and

to try I guess if we call it quits and move on you know they've made their

move on you know they've made their

move on you know they've made their choice maybe God willing they'll figure

choice maybe God willing they'll figure

choice maybe God willing they'll figure out it's wrong themselves but we can't

out it's wrong themselves but we can't

out it's wrong themselves but we can't just ignore them completely they're

just ignore them completely they're

just ignore them completely they're human beings too they need us to be

human beings too they need us to be

human beings too they need us to be there for them with as little judgment

there for them with as little judgment

there for them with as little judgment as possible why

as possible why

as possible why because that's our duty

because that's our duty

because that's our duty Jesus asked us to pick up our cross and

Jesus asked us to pick up our cross and

Jesus asked us to pick up our cross and follow him not shun those who freak us

follow him not shun those who freak us

follow him not shun those who freak us out

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[Music] being bombarded by all this heterosexual

being bombarded by all this heterosexual

being bombarded by all this heterosexual sex my entire life leaves me feeling

sex my entire life leaves me feeling

sex my entire life leaves me feeling like lesbian sex is this huge

like lesbian sex is this huge

like lesbian sex is this huge undertaking

undertaking

undertaking I believe some people think lesbians

I believe some people think lesbians

I believe some people think lesbians don't

don't

don't especially after what I've seen tonight

especially after what I've seen tonight

especially after what I've seen tonight lesbian sex is real sex what you heard

having fun oh yeah

having fun oh yeah

having fun oh yeah I mean though I do which one of them

I mean though I do which one of them

I mean though I do which one of them would teach me to do that

TJ sorry I met your friend Mitch oh yeah

TJ sorry I met your friend Mitch oh yeah

TJ sorry I met your friend Mitch oh yeah he left me by myself

a friend

a friend

a friend oh

oh

oh weren't you with that other guy what if

weren't you with that other guy what if

weren't you with that other guy what if Oh you mean the guy who asked if I'd

Oh you mean the guy who asked if I'd

Oh you mean the guy who asked if I'd rather picture catch

you too

you too

you too I just didn't realize that once you're

I just didn't realize that once you're

I just didn't realize that once you're out you have to be all in tell me about

out you have to be all in tell me about

out you have to be all in tell me about it

and not to be rude but I'm gonna find

and not to be rude but I'm gonna find

and not to be rude but I'm gonna find match

match

match you know I got

you know I got

you know I got um I'll come with you I mean I bet she's

um I'll come with you I mean I bet she's

um I'll come with you I mean I bet she's Regina

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Regina

Regina

Regina [Music]

I'm ready to go home are you coming

up do you need a ride home or no I'm

up do you need a ride home or no I'm

up do you need a ride home or no I'm fine

fine

fine sure

sure

sure calm down at least they're getting some

calm down at least they're getting some

calm down at least they're getting some you know so Regina reaching her

you know so Regina reaching her

you know so Regina reaching her millionth orgasm is supposed to make me

millionth orgasm is supposed to make me

millionth orgasm is supposed to make me feel better

feel better

feel better Chris

I need you to pick me up

I need you to pick me up

I need you to pick me up now

and I think I want to get a tattoo right

and I think I want to get a tattoo right

and I think I want to get a tattoo right there it says Philippians 4 13. I think

there it says Philippians 4 13. I think

there it says Philippians 4 13. I think it'd be a really cool reminder very thin

it'd be a really cool reminder very thin

it'd be a really cool reminder very thin you know and that way if people ask

you know and that way if people ask

you know and that way if people ask about it I can tell them it stands for I

about it I can tell them it stands for I

about it I can tell them it stands for I can do all things through Christ who

can do all things through Christ who

can do all things through Christ who strengthens me I can literally do the

strengthens me I can literally do the

strengthens me I can literally do the impossible

watching those queer Queens connect over

watching those queer Queens connect over

watching those queer Queens connect over cunnilingus and God knows what else was

cunnilingus and God knows what else was

cunnilingus and God knows what else was weird how do you just go up to someone

weird how do you just go up to someone

weird how do you just go up to someone and initiate sex like that I should have

and initiate sex like that I should have

and initiate sex like that I should have locked myself in the bathroom and dry

locked myself in the bathroom and dry

locked myself in the bathroom and dry heat

tar

foreign

Chris

foreign

crazy party last night

how you feeling

how you feeling

how you feeling I can barely drink

I can barely drink

I can barely drink so it was horrified

hey can the big brother just check on

hey can the big brother just check on

hey can the big brother just check on his sister

his sister

his sister relax

I'm gay

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[Music] really

really

really what that doesn't shock you

what that doesn't shock you

what that doesn't shock you oh it's not exactly news to me Tom

oh it's not exactly news to me Tom

oh it's not exactly news to me Tom so uh you got a girlfriend no you got a

so uh you got a girlfriend no you got a

so uh you got a girlfriend no you got a girlfriend who is it Regina what no no I

girlfriend who is it Regina what no no I

girlfriend who is it Regina what no no I don't have a girlfriend

is that why you dress like that

is that why you dress like that

is that why you dress like that my God why is everyone so obsessed with

my God why is everyone so obsessed with

my God why is everyone so obsessed with the way you dress oh you Mom

the way you dress oh you Mom

the way you dress oh you Mom God just leave me alone

God just leave me alone

God just leave me alone I wear what I like to wear okay same as

I wear what I like to wear okay same as

I wear what I like to wear okay same as everybody else

I mean that was only kidding Tara

I mean that was only kidding Tara

I mean that was only kidding Tara I could care less about how you dress

Mom though

shut up

are you kidding me hey sweetie David

are you kidding me hey sweetie David

are you kidding me hey sweetie David look it's our homo child hi homo child

look it's our homo child hi homo child

look it's our homo child hi homo child you want a drumstick well you know he

you want a drumstick well you know he

you want a drumstick well you know he doesn't want a breast piece

doesn't want a breast piece

doesn't want a breast piece I'll take a breath though

I'll take a breath though

I'll take a breath though oh my gosh I'm not serious put that

oh my gosh I'm not serious put that

oh my gosh I'm not serious put that thing away you stupid

thing away you stupid

thing away you stupid join the picnic no

join the picnic no

join the picnic no we'll eventually

we'll eventually

we'll eventually where

where

where you will eventually

all right is that you yeah Mom Tara get

all right is that you yeah Mom Tara get

all right is that you yeah Mom Tara get in here

in here

in here you come home last night no Mom I told

you come home last night no Mom I told

you come home last night no Mom I told you I was out with Regina last night

nothing no visits no calls oh

wearing that dank aftershave I told you

wearing that dank aftershave I told you

wearing that dank aftershave I told you not to buy Mom what it smells awful

not to buy Mom what it smells awful

not to buy Mom what it smells awful let's say it smells awful Tara

Tara why are you still wearing those man

Tara why are you still wearing those man

Tara why are you still wearing those man clothes didn't we just talk about this

clothes didn't we just talk about this

clothes didn't we just talk about this come on go put on something more

come on go put on something more

come on go put on something more appropriate your lady for Christ's sake

appropriate your lady for Christ's sake

appropriate your lady for Christ's sake but this is why are you still standing

but this is why are you still standing

but this is why are you still standing in front of me

girl

girl

girl so how are you doing I'm fine Mom I'm uh

so how are you doing I'm fine Mom I'm uh

so how are you doing I'm fine Mom I'm uh working you know panda bear that's good

working you know panda bear that's good

working you know panda bear that's good that's good how's Deanna

that's good how's Deanna

that's good how's Deanna well we broke up what

well we broke up what

well we broke up what what good uh last week

what good uh last week

what good uh last week may I ask why

may I ask why

may I ask why she moved on

she moved on

she moved on oh I'm sorry I'm sorry

oh I'm sorry I'm sorry

oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I know you probably don't want to hear

I know you probably don't want to hear

I know you probably don't want to hear this but I really couldn't stand her and

this but I really couldn't stand her and

this but I really couldn't stand her and you're gonna find somebody soon you are

you're gonna find somebody soon you are

you're gonna find somebody soon you are too cute not to thanks Mom I love you I

too cute not to thanks Mom I love you I

too cute not to thanks Mom I love you I love you too and I'm proud of you oh

love you too and I'm proud of you oh

love you too and I'm proud of you oh well you should be I am I mean it

well you should be I am I mean it

well you should be I am I mean it there you are sweetie oh looking like a

there you are sweetie oh looking like a

there you are sweetie oh looking like a real lady and the boys will be all over

real lady and the boys will be all over

real lady and the boys will be all over you if you dress like that

you if you dress like that

you if you dress like that hold on let me just hang those eyebrows

hold on let me just hang those eyebrows

hold on let me just hang those eyebrows girl mom please Chris what is so damn

girl mom please Chris what is so damn

girl mom please Chris what is so damn funny well she looks so fish see okay

funny well she looks so fish see okay

funny well she looks so fish see okay she does not you do not

would you do what did I do you hurt her

would you do what did I do you hurt her

would you do what did I do you hurt her feelings right

feelings right

feelings right she did not look that bad she looks so

she did not look that bad she looks so

she did not look that bad she looks so cute wow she looks better than what she

cute wow she looks better than what she

cute wow she looks better than what she already likes oh no no she does not and

already likes oh no no she does not and

already likes oh no no she does not and Chris

Chris

Chris it's different for women okay I know you

it's different for women okay I know you

it's different for women okay I know you don't understand she needs her

don't understand she needs her

don't understand she needs her confidence built up

confidence built up

confidence built up so much tougher for women with beauty

so much tougher for women with beauty

so much tougher for women with beauty standards and expectations beauty

standards and expectations beauty

standards and expectations beauty standards yes

Tara needs to see herself

Tara needs to see herself

Tara needs to see herself affirmed in a feminine identity

affirmed in a feminine identity

affirmed in a feminine identity that's what's holding her back

that's what's holding her back

that's what's holding her back holding her back from what Mom

holding her back from what Mom

holding her back from what Mom from boys Chris from boys God do I have

from boys Chris from boys God do I have

from boys Chris from boys God do I have to shout it out come on what

I have a lot of stuff to do today I

I have a lot of stuff to do today I

I have a lot of stuff to do today I gotta go no yeah come on you're gonna

gotta go no yeah come on you're gonna

gotta go no yeah come on you're gonna you're not gonna stay for dinner no you

you're not gonna stay for dinner no you

you're not gonna stay for dinner no you just got here I promise I'll come back

just got here I promise I'll come back

just got here I promise I'll come back Empire

what the

surprise

Jesus Christ you guys

don't forget to wipe

foreign

there he is

how was practice

how was practice

how was practice fine just fine you must not have been

fine just fine you must not have been

fine just fine you must not have been doing your repeat 800s then time 10K and

doing your repeat 800s then time 10K and

doing your repeat 800s then time 10K and 41-23 no kidding what does that mean it

41-23 no kidding what does that mean it

41-23 no kidding what does that mean it means he's a star runner still JV though

means he's a star runner still JV though

means he's a star runner still JV though who cares

who cares

who cares can you pass the piece I put butter in

can you pass the piece I put butter in

can you pass the piece I put butter in them this time because they were a

them this time because they were a

them this time because they were a little dry last time oh and I took your

little dry last time oh and I took your

little dry last time oh and I took your shirt back this afternoon and I

shirt back this afternoon and I

shirt back this afternoon and I exchanged it for a medium thanks

this is the part of the day where all

this is the part of the day where all

this is the part of the day where all eyes are on me

eyes are on me

eyes are on me where there's shining starring Church

where there's shining starring Church

where there's shining starring Church bread Sun endures another dinner trying

bread Sun endures another dinner trying

bread Sun endures another dinner trying his best to cover up the truth

his best to cover up the truth

his best to cover up the truth that he's a

not that he's actually

not that he's actually

not that he's actually naturally if they were to ever find out

naturally if they were to ever find out

naturally if they were to ever find out that he wants us

that he wants us

that he wants us God I don't even want to think about it

so um did you talk to the girl on the

so um did you talk to the girl on the

so um did you talk to the girl on the girls cross country team what was her

girls cross country team what was her

girls cross country team what was her name uh Allison no Dad don't pressure

name uh Allison no Dad don't pressure

name uh Allison no Dad don't pressure there's no pressure she's a cutie and I

there's no pressure she's a cutie and I

there's no pressure she's a cutie and I thought she was the one that you told me

thought she was the one that you told me

thought she was the one that you told me you had a thing for

you had a thing for

you had a thing for you didn't tell me about that Jakey Lisa

you didn't tell me about that Jakey Lisa

you didn't tell me about that Jakey Lisa it's all in development which is why I

it's all in development which is why I

it's all in development which is why I asked do you like her Jakey I don't know

asked do you like her Jakey I don't know

asked do you like her Jakey I don't know what do you mean you don't know I

what do you mean you don't know I

what do you mean you don't know I thought she was a definite possibility

thought she was a definite possibility

thought she was a definite possibility yeah well that was a while ago things

yeah well that was a while ago things

yeah well that was a while ago things change

change

change uh-huh

uh-huh

uh-huh um no pressure but I just thought the

um no pressure but I just thought the

um no pressure but I just thought the way you were you know

way you were you know

way you were you know besides

besides

besides besides what

I'm seeing someone

who

Christy

Christy

Christy Christy who

Christy who

Christy who Christy Hodges Christy Hudson's really

Christy Hodges Christy Hudson's really

Christy Hodges Christy Hudson's really yeah

yeah

yeah how did that happen dad

how did that happen dad

how did that happen dad when did this happen

when did this happen

when did this happen things just sort of fell into place

things just sort of fell into place

things just sort of fell into place I don't know one minute we're in charge

I don't know one minute we're in charge

I don't know one minute we're in charge and the next she's putting her hand on

and the next she's putting her hand on

and the next she's putting her hand on my leg at first I was like whoa Christy

my leg at first I was like whoa Christy

my leg at first I was like whoa Christy what

what

what but

but

but then I just looked into her eyes and

then I just looked into her eyes and

then I just looked into her eyes and just felt really committed I mean mom

just felt really committed I mean mom

just felt really committed I mean mom dad you know how long we've known each

dad you know how long we've known each

dad you know how long we've known each other

other

other I don't know somehow it just clicked

I don't know somehow it just clicked

I don't know somehow it just clicked like the timing yes sometimes

it's been really good so far I mean

it's been really good so far I mean

it's been really good so far I mean we're obviously early in our

we're obviously early in our

we're obviously early in our relationship but

relationship but

relationship but I think we're both really happy well

I think we're both really happy well

I think we're both really happy well early in one sense you've known each

early in one sense you've known each

early in one sense you've known each other since you were kids and that's

other since you were kids and that's

other since you were kids and that's mileage in some areas isn't it Tad yeah

mileage in some areas isn't it Tad yeah

mileage in some areas isn't it Tad yeah and relationships that started as

and relationships that started as

and relationships that started as friendships are really healthy yes so

friendships are really healthy yes so

friendships are really healthy yes so when do we get to have our

when do we get to have our

when do we get to have our daughter-in-law for dinner

daughter-in-law for dinner

daughter-in-law for dinner mom and Lisa what about pressuring oh

mom and Lisa what about pressuring oh

mom and Lisa what about pressuring oh I'm just kidding she's practically my

I'm just kidding she's practically my

I'm just kidding she's practically my daughter already mom Lisa don't do your

daughter already mom Lisa don't do your

daughter already mom Lisa don't do your thing what thing that nesting thing what

thing what thing that nesting thing what

thing what thing that nesting thing what yeah you did that to Janelle's boyfriend

yeah you did that to Janelle's boyfriend

yeah you did that to Janelle's boyfriend and now look where he is where he is he

and now look where he is where he is he

and now look where he is where he is he is married now with three kids and two

is married now with three kids and two

is married now with three kids and two golden retrievers yeah after a long and

golden retrievers yeah after a long and

golden retrievers yeah after a long and tragic breakup with Janelle oh that

tragic breakup with Janelle oh that

tragic breakup with Janelle oh that reminds me

it's me she has that traditional family

it's me she has that traditional family

it's me she has that traditional family research event

yeah I know

yeah I know

yeah I know she said it went really well did she

how long is she going to be here

how long is she going to be here

how long is she going to be here she didn't say

she didn't say

she didn't say and then where is she going after this

and then where is she going after this

and then where is she going after this she didn't say

she didn't say

she didn't say let's hope she didn't get booed off

let's hope she didn't get booed off

let's hope she didn't get booed off stage anywhere like she did in New York

stage anywhere like she did in New York

stage anywhere like she did in New York last time yeah let's hope that she

last time yeah let's hope that she

last time yeah let's hope that she didn't

girl

I look good you look like a boy oh I'm

I look good you look like a boy oh I'm

I look good you look like a boy oh I'm not a boy how am I supposed to know that

not a boy how am I supposed to know that

not a boy how am I supposed to know that you look like a boy the only boys you're

you look like a boy the only boys you're

you look like a boy the only boys you're gonna get looking like that are the ones

gonna get looking like that are the ones

gonna get looking like that are the ones that are already into boys mom what Tara

that are already into boys mom what Tara

that are already into boys mom what Tara what I mean I I've tried to help you

what I mean I I've tried to help you

what I mean I I've tried to help you through this phase

it used to look so pretty and dresses

it used to look so pretty and dresses

it used to look so pretty and dresses what happened pretty I look like an ugly

what happened pretty I look like an ugly

what happened pretty I look like an ugly cow

cow

cow okay see that is it right there

okay see that is it right there

okay see that is it right there you are a beautiful woman and if you

you are a beautiful woman and if you

you are a beautiful woman and if you would just let that imprisoned

would just let that imprisoned

would just let that imprisoned femininity loose you you would be

femininity loose you you would be

femininity loose you you would be stunning imprisoned femininity Mom where

stunning imprisoned femininity Mom where

stunning imprisoned femininity Mom where are you getting these ideas from

are you getting these ideas from

are you getting these ideas from sweetheart okay these are not foreign

sweetheart okay these are not foreign

sweetheart okay these are not foreign Concepts women are women for a reason

Concepts women are women for a reason

Concepts women are women for a reason mom let me finish

but you you look like a frumpy

but you you look like a frumpy

but you you look like a frumpy uncoordinated mess

uncoordinated mess

uncoordinated mess well I I am not uncoordinated in fact

well I I am not uncoordinated in fact

well I I am not uncoordinated in fact I'm going out for the fencing team yeah

I'm going out for the fencing team yeah

I'm going out for the fencing team yeah my dream teacher says I'm a natural I'm

my dream teacher says I'm a natural I'm

my dream teacher says I'm a natural I'm sorry fencing fencing okay so now you

sorry fencing fencing okay so now you

sorry fencing fencing okay so now you really are becoming a lesbian hardly

really are becoming a lesbian hardly

really are becoming a lesbian hardly what the hell is going on inside you I

what the hell is going on inside you I

what the hell is going on inside you I am not girly okay I don't like it and

am not girly okay I don't like it and

am not girly okay I don't like it and I'm not I'm not good at it lies true

I'm not I'm not good at it lies true

I'm not I'm not good at it lies true sweetheart if you would stop trying to

sweetheart if you would stop trying to

sweetheart if you would stop trying to be so manly all the time because by the

be so manly all the time because by the

be so manly all the time because by the way you're not you would see that you

way you're not you would see that you

way you're not you would see that you can be that sweet sweet girly girl that

can be that sweet sweet girly girl that

can be that sweet sweet girly girl that all the boys want what about what I want

all the boys want what about what I want

all the boys want what about what I want me to be please hush okay you are a

me to be please hush okay you are a

me to be please hush okay you are a woman with the same ability as every

woman with the same ability as every

woman with the same ability as every other woman out there to be girly and

other woman out there to be girly and

other woman out there to be girly and feminine

but see I know I know I know what you

but see I know I know I know what you

but see I know I know I know what you want so you you just want to make a

want so you you just want to make a

want so you you just want to make a scene like that I work with yeah what if

scene like that I work with yeah what if

scene like that I work with yeah what if she got that the shaved head and she

she got that the shaved head and she

she got that the shaved head and she likes to hoist things around because I

likes to hoist things around because I

likes to hoist things around because I don't know she she's the manly one in

don't know she she's the manly one in

don't know she she's the manly one in her relationship please

her relationship please

her relationship please where are you going tonight room no

where are you going tonight room no

where are you going tonight room no you're not sit down I'm going to my room

you're not sit down I'm going to my room

you're not sit down I'm going to my room no you're not sit down okay I'm doing

no you're not sit down okay I'm doing

no you're not sit down okay I'm doing what

foreign

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hey

hey

hey I was thinking for the project that I I

I was thinking for the project that I I

I was thinking for the project that I I can make the PowerPoint

can make the PowerPoint

can make the PowerPoint is there a specific section you want to

is there a specific section you want to

is there a specific section you want to work on

work on

work on are you sure you want to do the

are you sure you want to do the

are you sure you want to do the PowerPoint because I need a good grade

PowerPoint because I need a good grade

PowerPoint because I need a good grade yeah if I were doing it

yeah if I were doing it

yeah if I were doing it it's just that I need at least a b in

it's just that I need at least a b in

it's just that I need at least a b in this class

this class

this class how about I make a rough draft and and

how about I make a rough draft and and

how about I make a rough draft and and we can change it together if there's

we can change it together if there's

we can change it together if there's something you don't like

okay

cool see you tomorrow

bye

bye

bye bye

foreign

yeah she probably thought of the easiest

yeah she probably thought of the easiest

yeah she probably thought of the easiest part to do so she could just skate by

part to do so she could just skate by

part to do so she could just skate by without doing research what the hell is

without doing research what the hell is

without doing research what the hell is she wearing what's with the clothes

I'm cool okay rights and all but I just

I'm cool okay rights and all but I just

I'm cool okay rights and all but I just don't like having some sitting next to

don't like having some sitting next to

don't like having some sitting next to me trying to get in my pants

me trying to get in my pants

me trying to get in my pants yeah well she probably has to be a

yeah well she probably has to be a

yeah well she probably has to be a lesbian because she couldn't get a guy

lesbian because she couldn't get a guy

lesbian because she couldn't get a guy he's gonna be looking at that

he's gonna be looking at that

he's gonna be looking at that oh my God these are so funny like Ellen

oh my God these are so funny like Ellen

oh my God these are so funny like Ellen DeGeneres isn't she gay

DeGeneres isn't she gay

DeGeneres isn't she gay probably yeah she's married to some girl

probably yeah she's married to some girl

probably yeah she's married to some girl named like Lexus or something BMW I

named like Lexus or something BMW I

named like Lexus or something BMW I would name my kid BMW I don't know when

would name my kid BMW I don't know when

would name my kid BMW I don't know when named her baby apple you Apple

named her baby apple you Apple

named her baby apple you Apple oh my God the light here let's go to my

oh my God the light here let's go to my

oh my God the light here let's go to my car

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[Music] foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

foreign

hey

hey where are you going practice

hey where are you going practice

hey where are you going practice I'm gonna grab some sushi tonight I

I'm gonna grab some sushi tonight I

I'm gonna grab some sushi tonight I can't

can't

can't what about tomorrow night

okay what's wrong nothing just a lot of

okay what's wrong nothing just a lot of

okay what's wrong nothing just a lot of stuff to do

stuff to do

stuff to do is this summer Friday night maybe

is this summer Friday night maybe

is this summer Friday night maybe what's wrong did you not get any or

what's wrong did you not get any or

what's wrong did you not get any or something no Regina I did not get any

something no Regina I did not get any

something no Regina I did not get any that's okay we can try again next

that's okay we can try again next

that's okay we can try again next weekend no we won't try again next

weekend no we won't try again next

weekend no we won't try again next weekend

weekend

weekend okay babe call me you'll find someone to

okay babe call me you'll find someone to

okay babe call me you'll find someone to screw soon Regina what shut up

screw soon Regina what shut up

screw soon Regina what shut up what shut up

what shut up

what shut up I don't you know what Regina understand

I don't you know what Regina understand

I don't you know what Regina understand why I didn't hook up with anyone Friday

why I didn't hook up with anyone Friday

why I didn't hook up with anyone Friday it's unlike you I'm not first in The Art

it's unlike you I'm not first in The Art

it's unlike you I'm not first in The Art of Seduction you think that after 18

of Seduction you think that after 18

of Seduction you think that after 18 years of being in the closet I'm just

years of being in the closet I'm just

years of being in the closet I'm just gonna emerge all hungry for any girl

gonna emerge all hungry for any girl

gonna emerge all hungry for any girl that passes by like oh hey Regina you

that passes by like oh hey Regina you

that passes by like oh hey Regina you know what I'd like to do next Friday

know what I'd like to do next Friday

know what I'd like to do next Friday become sisters with some random chick

become sisters with some random chick

become sisters with some random chick in an Obama mask God

in an Obama mask God

in an Obama mask God I came out to you a week ago a week ago

I came out to you a week ago a week ago

I came out to you a week ago a week ago maybe just maybe Regina it takes time to

maybe just maybe Regina it takes time to

maybe just maybe Regina it takes time to adjust to all this

adjust to all this

adjust to all this did it ever cross your mind that I'm not

did it ever cross your mind that I'm not

did it ever cross your mind that I'm not trying to mess around or that I might be

trying to mess around or that I might be

trying to mess around or that I might be searching for something more even

I

I

I well you said you wanted to go I don't

well you said you wanted to go I don't

well you said you wanted to go I don't know what I want anymore

I didn't know no that's because you're

I didn't know no that's because you're

I didn't know no that's because you're too busy hopping on Mike's

too busy hopping on Mike's

too busy hopping on Mike's Mitch whatever

Mitch whatever

Mitch whatever Tara just stop pressuring me okay I'm

Tara just stop pressuring me okay I'm

Tara just stop pressuring me okay I'm going to practice now

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[Music] 12 miles boys

12 miles boys

12 miles boys we got this

we got this

we got this got the number oh yeah you did oh so uh

got the number oh yeah you did oh so uh

got the number oh yeah you did oh so uh when are you gonna chew them yeah rude

no

no

no that's cause Jake's a

that's cause Jake's a

that's cause Jake's a aren't you I have a girlfriend

aren't you I have a girlfriend

aren't you I have a girlfriend that don't mean

that don't mean

that don't mean yeah it doesn't my dad's gay and he was

yeah it doesn't my dad's gay and he was

yeah it doesn't my dad's gay and he was married to my mom for like 12 years yeah

married to my mom for like 12 years yeah

married to my mom for like 12 years yeah well your dad hates fish and that should

well your dad hates fish and that should

well your dad hates fish and that should include your mom in years ago

include your mom in years ago

include your mom in years ago yeah

yeah

yeah what about you Jake

what about you Jake

what about you Jake do you like fish of course oh of course

do you like fish of course oh of course

do you like fish of course oh of course of course

of course

of course do you like any other types of meat like

do you like any other types of meat like

do you like any other types of meat like sausage or maybe pork no I hate both

sausage or maybe pork no I hate both

sausage or maybe pork no I hate both meat is gross

meat is gross

meat is gross straighter than you'll ever be oh yeah

straighter than you'll ever be oh yeah

straighter than you'll ever be oh yeah who's this new girlfriend of yours it's

who's this new girlfriend of yours it's

who's this new girlfriend of yours it's Christy

Christy

Christy Christy Hutchins yeah Christy Hutchins

Christy Hutchins yeah Christy Hutchins

Christy Hutchins yeah Christy Hutchins the girl you could never get because

the girl you could never get because

the girl you could never get because you're so much of a prick

you're so much of a prick

you're so much of a prick best of luck to this naive new girl

best of luck to this naive new girl

best of luck to this naive new girl though

hey I wanted to make sure that we were

hey I wanted to make sure that we were

hey I wanted to make sure that we were okay what do you mean you know Friday at

okay what do you mean you know Friday at

okay what do you mean you know Friday at Bible study when you said again that

Bible study when you said again that

Bible study when you said again that hell wasn't real oh I I didn't say that

hell wasn't real oh I I didn't say that

hell wasn't real oh I I didn't say that no

no

no I know what you were implying I'm just

I know what you were implying I'm just

I know what you were implying I'm just wondering if you had time to study up

wondering if you had time to study up

wondering if you had time to study up since you made those statements

since you made those statements

since you made those statements no I haven't okay cool because I did

no I haven't okay cool because I did

no I haven't okay cool because I did here are all the Bible verses on the

here are all the Bible verses on the

here are all the Bible verses on the proof of hell

yeah

yeah

yeah okay

okay

okay Deuteronomy 32 22 II Samuel 22 6 job 11

Deuteronomy 32 22 II Samuel 22 6 job 11

Deuteronomy 32 22 II Samuel 22 6 job 11 8.

8.

8. read

Deuteronomy 32 22 where a fire is

Deuteronomy 32 22 where a fire is

Deuteronomy 32 22 where a fire is kindled in mine anger and shall burn it

kindled in mine anger and shall burn it

kindled in mine anger and shall burn it to the lowest hell and shall consume the

to the lowest hell and shall consume the

to the lowest hell and shall consume the Earth with her increase set on fire the

Earth with her increase set on fire the

Earth with her increase set on fire the foundations of the mountains

foundations of the mountains

foundations of the mountains keep reading

keep reading

keep reading second Samuel 22 6 the Sorrows of Hell

second Samuel 22 6 the Sorrows of Hell

second Samuel 22 6 the Sorrows of Hell accompass me about the snares of death

accompass me about the snares of death

accompass me about the snares of death prevent me

job 11 8 it is high as Heaven what can

job 11 8 it is high as Heaven what can

job 11 8 it is high as Heaven what can thou do deeper than hell what can thou

thou do deeper than hell what can thou

thou do deeper than hell what can thou know

I wonder if she's gay too

I wonder if she's gay too

I wonder if she's gay too I wonder if he's come out yet

I wonder if he's come out yet

I wonder if he's come out yet Jonah tutu instead I cried by reason of

Jonah tutu instead I cried by reason of

Jonah tutu instead I cried by reason of mind and flexion into the Lord and he

mind and flexion into the Lord and he

mind and flexion into the Lord and he heard me out of the belly of Hell cried

heard me out of the belly of Hell cried

heard me out of the belly of Hell cried eye and now hurt us my voice habakkuk

eye and now hurt us my voice habakkuk

eye and now hurt us my voice habakkuk too fast

too fast

too fast yeah also because he trains growth by

yeah also because he trains growth by

yeah also because he trains growth by wine he is a proud man neither keepeth

wine he is a proud man neither keepeth

wine he is a proud man neither keepeth at home who enlarges his desire as hell

at home who enlarges his desire as hell

at home who enlarges his desire as hell and is as death and cannot be satisfied

and is as death and cannot be satisfied

and is as death and cannot be satisfied I gathereth until him all nations and he

I gathereth until him all nations and he

I gathereth until him all nations and he gave unto him all Trump people

gave unto him all Trump people

gave unto him all Trump people can I go no we're not done Misty I'm not

can I go no we're not done Misty I'm not

can I go no we're not done Misty I'm not buying this this is the Bible what

buying this this is the Bible what

buying this this is the Bible what aren't you buying this is just a bunch

aren't you buying this is just a bunch

aren't you buying this is just a bunch of random verses with the word hell in

of random verses with the word hell in

of random verses with the word hell in there we know random verses yeah random

there we know random verses yeah random

there we know random verses yeah random verses who even reads habakkuk Chrissy

verses who even reads habakkuk Chrissy

verses who even reads habakkuk Chrissy what how can you say that you're a

what how can you say that you're a

what how can you say that you're a Christian say what who even reads

Christian say what who even reads

Christian say what who even reads habakkuk oh come on like you haven't

habakkuk oh come on like you haven't

habakkuk oh come on like you haven't found it let me ask you this what do you

found it let me ask you this what do you

found it let me ask you this what do you believe in absolute truth oh come on

believe in absolute truth oh come on

believe in absolute truth oh come on okay and it settled I can't force you to

okay and it settled I can't force you to

okay and it settled I can't force you to stay Christian I don't even know how to

stay Christian I don't even know how to

stay Christian I don't even know how to answer that if you don't believe in

answer that if you don't believe in

answer that if you don't believe in absolute true that is your decision but

absolute true that is your decision but

absolute true that is your decision but just know what he did for you

just know what he did for you

just know what he did for you and you do know okay so I'm not gonna

and you do know okay so I'm not gonna

and you do know okay so I'm not gonna bother with common knowledge common

bother with common knowledge common

bother with common knowledge common knowledge I thought Christians were

knowledge I thought Christians were

knowledge I thought Christians were allowed to question things no one has to

allowed to question things no one has to

allowed to question things no one has to do with the Living Word that is real

do with the Living Word that is real

do with the Living Word that is real okay Misty have a nice day thank you so

okay Misty have a nice day thank you so

okay Misty have a nice day thank you so much for your enlightening research

much for your enlightening research

much for your enlightening research whatever fine we are obviously not

whatever fine we are obviously not

whatever fine we are obviously not enlightened Don't force your gratitude

Jakey I miss you I miss you too oh oh

Jakey I miss you I miss you too oh oh

Jakey I miss you I miss you too oh oh you stink yeah I have practice did you

you stink yeah I have practice did you

you stink yeah I have practice did you grow

grow

grow know maybe oh you look taller I want to

know maybe oh you look taller I want to

know maybe oh you look taller I want to hear everything that's been going on

hear everything that's been going on

hear everything that's been going on with you oh mom says that you're dating

with you oh mom says that you're dating

with you oh mom says that you're dating Christy yep oh that's adorable I

Christy yep oh that's adorable I

Christy yep oh that's adorable I remember when you two were little and

remember when you two were little and

remember when you two were little and used to catch crickets and put them in

used to catch crickets and put them in

used to catch crickets and put them in those jars and call them quickets

those jars and call them quickets

those jars and call them quickets is it going well yeah oh good good

is it going well yeah oh good good

is it going well yeah oh good good you're so natural together it only makes

you're so natural together it only makes

you're so natural together it only makes sense I don't know why you didn't get

sense I don't know why you didn't get

sense I don't know why you didn't get together like a long time ago maybe

together like a long time ago maybe

together like a long time ago maybe either well you should shower and then

either well you should shower and then

either well you should shower and then we'll talk afterwards definitely

we'll talk afterwards definitely

we'll talk afterwards definitely all right go stinky

where is it

hey we need to talk

hey we need to talk

hey we need to talk you here

you here

you here no

no

no you Wally

you Wally

you Wally yeah

yeah

yeah you want some peony oh I forgot that's

you want some peony oh I forgot that's

you want some peony oh I forgot that's right you don't want that

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah I was playing

what's going on

what's going on

what's going on I hate Regina

I hate Regina

I hate Regina hey

hey

hey so demanding

so demanding

so demanding and self-absorbed like I swear to God if

and self-absorbed like I swear to God if

and self-absorbed like I swear to God if I actually ever have a problem she

I actually ever have a problem she

I actually ever have a problem she wouldn't know it she'd be oblivious

wouldn't know it she'd be oblivious

wouldn't know it she'd be oblivious forever

forever

forever I just

I just

I just thanks

thanks

thanks I have plenty

I have plenty

I have plenty I just

I just

I just can I be real with you for a sec

can I be real with you for a sec

can I be real with you for a sec I'm so lost

I just now came out and everyone kind of

I just now came out and everyone kind of

I just now came out and everyone kind of always wondered about me anyways and

always wondered about me anyways and

always wondered about me anyways and don't say anything like I know I'm such

don't say anything like I know I'm such

don't say anything like I know I'm such a

a

a her don't say that I am

her don't say that I am

her don't say that I am I know I am I like these clothes I like

I know I am I like these clothes I like

I know I am I like these clothes I like my personality and I'm finally trying to

my personality and I'm finally trying to

my personality and I'm finally trying to be what I feel on the inside and that's

be what I feel on the inside and that's

be what I feel on the inside and that's all

all

all and everyone keeps like pushing me

and everyone keeps like pushing me

and everyone keeps like pushing me towards what they want me to be all the

towards what they want me to be all the

towards what they want me to be all the time

time

time I feel empty

I feel empty

I feel empty I feel

I feel

I feel so out of place all the time

so out of place all the time

so out of place all the time and these stupid gay parties

and these stupid gay parties

and these stupid gay parties and Mom's killing me too like she hates

and Mom's killing me too like she hates

and Mom's killing me too like she hates me so our mom doesn't hate you

me so our mom doesn't hate you

me so our mom doesn't hate you I'm never good enough for

I'm never good enough for

I'm never good enough for you wanted some pretty girl like dresses

you wanted some pretty girl like dresses

you wanted some pretty girl like dresses but she got stuck with me who hate

but she got stuck with me who hate

but she got stuck with me who hate Sports

Sports

Sports that's why

that's why

that's why Chris I hate track

Chris I hate track

Chris I hate track like I hate running

then why do you do it

Tyler you need to calm down oh is that

Tyler you need to calm down oh is that

Tyler you need to calm down oh is that what I gotta do yeah

what I gotta do yeah

what I gotta do yeah look

look

look I'm not gay

I'm not gay

I'm not gay I know no no like not in the least bit

I know no no like not in the least bit

I know no no like not in the least bit game I know Chris

game I know Chris

game I know Chris but if I was gay

but if I was gay

but if I was gay as if

I could understand how you feel

I could understand how you feel

I could understand how you feel oh really yeah

oh really yeah

oh really yeah okay

okay

okay it's like you've been hiding yourself

it's like you've been hiding yourself

it's like you've been hiding yourself from the world this whole time right

from the world this whole time right

from the world this whole time right and then you come pressing out of the

and then you come pressing out of the

and then you come pressing out of the closet like some unicorn

closet like some unicorn

closet like some unicorn on your case in alley cat

on your case in alley cat

on your case in alley cat and everyone already has an opinion

and everyone already has an opinion

and everyone already has an opinion about you already right

about you already right

about you already right right

right

right so I don't know I mean

so I don't know I mean

so I don't know I mean I feel incomplete too

I feel incomplete too

I feel incomplete too you got to take some time to find

you got to take some time to find

you got to take some time to find yourself

yourself

yourself just because you're out

just because you're out

just because you're out doesn't mean you're going to be

doesn't mean you're going to be

doesn't mean you're going to be comfortable

comfortable

comfortable then what you have to do and don't rush

then what you have to do and don't rush

then what you have to do and don't rush you'll find the rear view eventually

you'll find the rear view eventually

you'll find the rear view eventually as far as Mom

as far as Mom

as far as Mom I think her chill button broke in 1973

I think her chill button broke in 1973

I think her chill button broke in 1973 man I'm convinced

man I'm convinced

man I'm convinced so just chill

so just chill

so just chill just do you

just do you

just do you you'll be all right

hey

hey

hey okay

is Janelle here yet uh yeah she is

yes

thank you so much for having me oh

thank you so much for having me oh

thank you so much for having me oh you're welcome dear that's great

you're welcome dear that's great

you're welcome dear that's great no I think we're just we're just about

no I think we're just we're just about

no I think we're just we're just about ready

ready

ready to see you you too how are you oh God

to see you you too how are you oh God

to see you you too how are you oh God provides can't complain how was your

provides can't complain how was your

provides can't complain how was your flight

flight

flight so awful actually I stood in security

so awful actually I stood in security

so awful actually I stood in security for two hours and some guy went to God's

for two hours and some guy went to God's

for two hours and some guy went to God's turban or something

turban or something

turban or something sounds complicated I guess just take off

sounds complicated I guess just take off

sounds complicated I guess just take off the damn turban well some people just

the damn turban well some people just

the damn turban well some people just don't know how to behave in certain

don't know how to behave in certain

don't know how to behave in certain situations

situations

situations you know Janelle actually I don't think

you know Janelle actually I don't think

you know Janelle actually I don't think I heard what is it that you're up to

I heard what is it that you're up to

I heard what is it that you're up to these days oh yeah I'm actually really

these days oh yeah I'm actually really

these days oh yeah I'm actually really proud of this one I'm working with an

proud of this one I'm working with an

proud of this one I'm working with an organization called Helping homos

organization called Helping homos

organization called Helping homos janelli belly wants them no thanks now

janelli belly wants them no thanks now

janelli belly wants them no thanks now don't get that title confused there's

don't get that title confused there's

don't get that title confused there's homosexuals helping others it's actually

homosexuals helping others it's actually

homosexuals helping others it's actually really fascinating it's us helping

really fascinating it's us helping

really fascinating it's us helping homosexuals for instance as it's clearly

homosexuals for instance as it's clearly

homosexuals for instance as it's clearly stated in the Bible would you like some

stated in the Bible would you like some

stated in the Bible would you like some more Tech more please yes tell me when

more Tech more please yes tell me when

more Tech more please yes tell me when homosexuals are deviating from God's

homosexuals are deviating from God's

homosexuals are deviating from God's plans for us

plans for us

plans for us uh-huh

uh-huh

uh-huh that's good huh thanks you're welcome so

that's good huh thanks you're welcome so

that's good huh thanks you're welcome so what we do is teach conferences on human

what we do is teach conferences on human

what we do is teach conferences on human development

no not quite more a breakdown of their

no not quite more a breakdown of their

no not quite more a breakdown of their gender identities and then we provide

gender identities and then we provide

gender identities and then we provide therapy as an option but I just teach

therapy as an option but I just teach

therapy as an option but I just teach the seminars and what is the breakdown

the seminars and what is the breakdown

the seminars and what is the breakdown would you like some Parmesan Christie

would you like some Parmesan Christie

would you like some Parmesan Christie sure well in a nutshell mostly focusing

sure well in a nutshell mostly focusing

sure well in a nutshell mostly focusing on gay men during puberty homosexual

on gay men during puberty homosexual

on gay men during puberty homosexual boys don't understand their own gender

boys don't understand their own gender

boys don't understand their own gender so naturally that's enough

naturally the root of it now it's very

naturally the root of it now it's very

naturally the root of it now it's very complicated but in a nutshell it all

complicated but in a nutshell it all

complicated but in a nutshell it all boils down to the fact that these boys

boils down to the fact that these boys

boils down to the fact that these boys aren't getting what they need that

aren't getting what they need that

aren't getting what they need that connectedness in their youth with other

connectedness in their youth with other

connectedness in their youth with other men and boys parmesan just a little face

men and boys parmesan just a little face

men and boys parmesan just a little face that's interesting um so what about

that's interesting um so what about

that's interesting um so what about lesbians

you're really putting me on the spot

you're really putting me on the spot

you're really putting me on the spot tonight aren't you that's okay I love

tonight aren't you that's okay I love

tonight aren't you that's okay I love what I do

what I do

what I do lesbians uh it's funny they're really

lesbians uh it's funny they're really

lesbians uh it's funny they're really complicated even more so than gay men

complicated even more so than gay men

complicated even more so than gay men which is why we don't really teach on

which is why we don't really teach on

which is why we don't really teach on lesbians and other Alternatives provided

lesbians and other Alternatives provided

lesbians and other Alternatives provided but my friend Mindy a recovering lesbian

but my friend Mindy a recovering lesbian

but my friend Mindy a recovering lesbian has been doing the research as of last

has been doing the research as of last

has been doing the research as of last month and she's finding some really

month and she's finding some really

month and she's finding some really fascinating stuff

fascinating stuff

fascinating stuff like

like

like we just don't have enough information on

we just don't have enough information on

we just don't have enough information on them at this point

but she's doing some really great work

but she's doing some really great work

but she's doing some really great work that a lot of people have been seen to

that a lot of people have been seen to

that a lot of people have been seen to come out of that lifestyle

come out of that lifestyle

come out of that lifestyle really

really

really well now that Jake is in a relationship

well now that Jake is in a relationship

well now that Jake is in a relationship and I'm no longer with that toxic prick

and I'm no longer with that toxic prick

and I'm no longer with that toxic prick oh excuse me

oh excuse me

oh excuse me I think we're in the clear for you Mom

I think we're in the clear for you Mom

I think we're in the clear for you Mom although I gotta say I almost gave up on

although I gotta say I almost gave up on

although I gotta say I almost gave up on men altogether and went full on after

men altogether and went full on after

men altogether and went full on after breaking up with Jason

all right

all right

all right she really knows how to push my buttons

she really knows how to push my buttons

she really knows how to push my buttons I take issue with any kind of perverted

I take issue with any kind of perverted

I take issue with any kind of perverted sexual relationship in general gay or

sexual relationship in general gay or

sexual relationship in general gay or straight God has called us all to a pure

straight God has called us all to a pure

straight God has called us all to a pure walk

walk

walk gay lesbian bisexual or whatevers

gay lesbian bisexual or whatevers

gay lesbian bisexual or whatevers they just don't understand the necessity

they just don't understand the necessity

they just don't understand the necessity of his Commandments I am convinced if it

of his Commandments I am convinced if it

of his Commandments I am convinced if it weren't for the few strong evangelicals

weren't for the few strong evangelicals

weren't for the few strong evangelicals in this country we would be the next

in this country we would be the next

in this country we would be the next Sodom and Gomorrah

so yeah anyway so that's what I've been

so yeah anyway so that's what I've been

so yeah anyway so that's what I've been doing for the last year of my life and I

doing for the last year of my life and I

doing for the last year of my life and I really love it

really love it

really love it that's

that's

that's that's really great

take

take

take what

what

what do you think of Janelle's career

I don't know

it really bugs me

it really bugs me

it really bugs me I mean it really makes me mad knowing

I mean it really makes me mad knowing

I mean it really makes me mad knowing that she's just forcing her theories on

that she's just forcing her theories on

that she's just forcing her theories on everyone

everyone

everyone it's not forcing anything

it's not forcing anything

it's not forcing anything she speaks at conferences and they're

she speaks at conferences and they're

she speaks at conferences and they're free people show up by choice and leave

free people show up by choice and leave

free people show up by choice and leave whenever they want nothing's forced

I don't know

I just think that being gay is a

I just think that being gay is a

I just think that being gay is a lifelong Challenge on its own you know

lifelong Challenge on its own you know

lifelong Challenge on its own you know and despite her theories I think there's

and despite her theories I think there's

and despite her theories I think there's a lot more evidence to show that there's

a lot more evidence to show that there's

a lot more evidence to show that there's no changing it

no changing it

no changing it something that's either a part of you

something that's either a part of you

something that's either a part of you forever or it's not

forever or it's not

forever or it's not maybe homos don't call them that

maybe homos don't call them that

maybe homos don't call them that okay maybe some people who are

okay maybe some people who are

okay maybe some people who are homosexual don't like that part about

homosexual don't like that part about

homosexual don't like that part about themselves

themselves

themselves I think it's really Noble of her to try

I think it's really Noble of her to try

I think it's really Noble of her to try and provide healing alternatives

and provide healing alternatives

and provide healing alternatives have a little faith in God Christy

have a little faith in God Christy

have a little faith in God Christy Janelle's trying to be a change of good

Janelle's trying to be a change of good

Janelle's trying to be a change of good in the world that's all that matters

in the world that's all that matters

in the world that's all that matters don't you think

don't you think

don't you think yes

people are who they are and they love

people are who they are and they love

people are who they are and they love who they love

who they love

who they love I think it's safe to say that this topic

I think it's safe to say that this topic

I think it's safe to say that this topic of homosexuality has really aired itself

of homosexuality has really aired itself

of homosexuality has really aired itself out in these past few weeks I'm tired of

out in these past few weeks I'm tired of

out in these past few weeks I'm tired of talking about those people

talking about those people

talking about those people just

just

just just kiss me

just kiss me

just kiss me [Music]

oh hey it's the bougie girl's friend

oh hey it's the bougie girl's friend

oh hey it's the bougie girl's friend what the bougie girl from a few weeks

what the bougie girl from a few weeks

what the bougie girl from a few weeks ago wait you remember me

ago wait you remember me

ago wait you remember me I remember most my customers you're the

I remember most my customers you're the

I remember most my customers you're the lesbian against me straight

lesbian against me straight

lesbian against me straight closeted but yeah really though the only

closeted but yeah really though the only

closeted but yeah really though the only people I don't remember these days are

people I don't remember these days are

people I don't remember these days are basics

basics

basics excuse me you know like basically a lot

excuse me you know like basically a lot

excuse me you know like basically a lot of Basics come in here these days and I

of Basics come in here these days and I

of Basics come in here these days and I really can't be bothered absolutely so

really can't be bothered absolutely so

really can't be bothered absolutely so you don't think I'm a basically

you don't think I'm a basically

you don't think I'm a basically hell no lesbians are incapable of basic

hell no lesbians are incapable of basic

hell no lesbians are incapable of basic Behavior I hear that

Behavior I hear that

Behavior I hear that in fact

in fact

in fact my girl Robin over there it's a prime

my girl Robin over there it's a prime

my girl Robin over there it's a prime example

you go up in order Robin's over there

you go up in order Robin's over there

you go up in order Robin's over there tell him not to charge you

tell him not to charge you

tell him not to charge you really only basically okay

really only basically okay

really only basically okay well then I guess I'll do it up on my

well then I guess I'll do it up on my

well then I guess I'll do it up on my order yeah you will let me know if you

order yeah you will let me know if you

order yeah you will let me know if you need anything else okay thanks

welcome to dream Bean

welcome to dream Bean

welcome to dream Bean what can I get you

what can I get you

what can I get you um

not to charge me

not to charge me

not to charge me oh did she

oh did she

oh did she yeah she said only um only basically

yeah she said only um only basically

yeah she said only um only basically oh well in that case what can I get you

oh well in that case what can I get you

oh well in that case what can I get you um the power of fruit smoothie

um the power of fruit smoothie

um the power of fruit smoothie okay what fruit

mango

mango

mango mango and uh

mango and uh

mango and uh and

and

and strawberry

strawberry

and mango strawberry and and um

and mango strawberry and and um

and mango strawberry and and um peaches

peaches

peaches that's it

sounds refreshing I think so too

so uh mango strawberry peaches fruit

so uh mango strawberry peaches fruit

so uh mango strawberry peaches fruit smoothie

smoothie

smoothie anything else

um your number

um your number

um your number my what

my what

my what a number

I lost it

I lost it

I lost it oh and by the way

oh and by the way

oh and by the way um I broke up with that girl the um the

um I broke up with that girl the um the

um I broke up with that girl the um the imaginary girl really

foreign

did you give her your Peach

will you like her

will you like her

will you like her yeah

I didn't think she was your type

I didn't think she was your type

I didn't think she was your type oh really

oh really

oh really what is my type

what is my type

what is my type I always pictured you with someone with

I always pictured you with someone with

I always pictured you with someone with a lip ring or with a buzz cut or one of

a lip ring or with a buzz cut or one of

a lip ring or with a buzz cut or one of those female UFC fighters

those female UFC fighters

those female UFC fighters I don't know she just seems a little

I don't know she just seems a little

I don't know she just seems a little timid for you

timid for you

timid for you apprehensive Maybe

apprehensive Maybe

apprehensive Maybe but

but

but she's got

she's got

she's got spunk

wait I get it this is a bet

wait I get it this is a bet

wait I get it this is a bet what does that mean come on like your

what does that mean come on like your

what does that mean come on like your gold star lesbian policies and try to

gold star lesbian policies and try to

gold star lesbian policies and try to one-up each other like who can turn a

one-up each other like who can turn a

one-up each other like who can turn a girl

girl

girl I already did that

I already did that

I already did that or sleep with a virgin

or sleep with a virgin

or sleep with a virgin I don't discriminate

I don't discriminate

I don't discriminate or seduce a new lesbian

or seduce a new lesbian

or seduce a new lesbian yeah

yeah

yeah you got me I'm a wild lesbian preying on

you got me I'm a wild lesbian preying on

you got me I'm a wild lesbian preying on unsuspecting girls

unsuspecting girls

unsuspecting girls I'm gonna watch your back

I'm gonna watch your back

I'm gonna watch your back you're on top of my list

welcome to the green bean what have you

welcome to the green bean what have you

welcome to the green bean what have you been dreaming up lately excuse me

been dreaming up lately excuse me

been dreaming up lately excuse me oh that's just they're saying have you

oh that's just they're saying have you

oh that's just they're saying have you never been here before no I only drink

never been here before no I only drink

never been here before no I only drink coffee from Anchorage Christian

coffee from Anchorage Christian

coffee from Anchorage Christian bookstore

bookstore

bookstore only only why because I support local

only only why because I support local

only only why because I support local businesses that's for the gospel they

businesses that's for the gospel they

businesses that's for the gospel they put the scripture on the bottom of their

put the scripture on the bottom of their

put the scripture on the bottom of their coffee cups and it really makes a

coffee cups and it really makes a

coffee cups and it really makes a difference

difference

difference but only Christians go there it's not

but only Christians go there it's not

but only Christians go there it's not true I saw homeless man there last week

true I saw homeless man there last week

true I saw homeless man there last week is this tripping no I'm not tripping why

is this tripping no I'm not tripping why

is this tripping no I'm not tripping why are you even here she dragged me here I

are you even here she dragged me here I

are you even here she dragged me here I dragged you here you followed me in here

dragged you here you followed me in here

dragged you here you followed me in here well I wanted to make sure you were okay

well I wanted to make sure you were okay

well I wanted to make sure you were okay I'm fine that's not how it seems well

I'm fine that's not how it seems well

I'm fine that's not how it seems well how does it say it seems like you're

how does it say it seems like you're

how does it say it seems like you're angry with me I'm not angry with you I'm

angry with me I'm not angry with you I'm

angry with me I'm not angry with you I'm just annoyed with you because I spread

just annoyed with you because I spread

just annoyed with you because I spread the truth

the truth

the truth hardly how can you not take my evidence

hardly how can you not take my evidence

hardly how can you not take my evidence as truth okay just

as truth okay just

as truth okay just I want us to be friends we are friends

I want us to be friends we are friends

I want us to be friends we are friends attention free friends okay then stop

attention free friends okay then stop

attention free friends okay then stop forcing your opinions on me every time I

forcing your opinions on me every time I

forcing your opinions on me every time I disagree with you it's okay to disagree

disagree with you it's okay to disagree

disagree with you it's okay to disagree fine

I'll have uh just a hot herbal tea

I'll have uh just a hot herbal tea

I'll have uh just a hot herbal tea please uh honey yes

please uh honey yes

please uh honey yes yes anything else

you want to think

you want to think

you want to think fine I'll have a um large choco caramel

fine I'll have a um large choco caramel

fine I'll have a um large choco caramel macchiato

macchiato

macchiato um hold the Whip and can use skim milk

um hold the Whip and can use skim milk

um hold the Whip and can use skim milk instead of your two percent

instead of your two percent

instead of your two percent looks like we have another bougie up

looks like we have another bougie up

looks like we have another bougie up front Robin

front Robin

front Robin anything else no

anything else no

anything else no I hope you know that I did this for us

I hope you know that I did this for us

I hope you know that I did this for us and for our friendship

so you and Jake have been dating what

so you and Jake have been dating what

so you and Jake have been dating what like a few weeks

like a few weeks

like a few weeks actually like a little over a month now

actually like a little over a month now

actually like a little over a month now wow and how's that going

wow and how's that going

wow and how's that going it's going really really good yeah you

it's going really really good yeah you

it's going really really good yeah you have a really great connection not

have a really great connection not

have a really great connection not through sex I hope

through sex I hope

through sex I hope Misty no not through sex God you are

Misty no not through sex God you are

Misty no not through sex God you are unbearable what I'm just trying to keep

unbearable what I'm just trying to keep

unbearable what I'm just trying to keep you accountable girl okay just

you accountable girl okay just

you accountable girl okay just just hey okay

and yes we have a we have a great

and yes we have a we have a great

and yes we have a we have a great connection that's good and it's mutual

connection that's good and it's mutual

connection that's good and it's mutual yes of course I'm just checking

yes of course I'm just checking

yes of course I'm just checking why do you ask well I don't know Ames

why do you ask well I don't know Ames

why do you ask well I don't know Ames and I have been talking with this bet

and I have been talking with this bet

and I have been talking with this bet going that he's like like you know

going that he's like like you know

going that he's like like you know a little bit like

okay you bet on his sexuality I always

okay you bet on his sexuality I always

okay you bet on his sexuality I always bet that he's straight but Ames is the

bet that he's straight but Ames is the

bet that he's straight but Ames is the one that's oh my God I can't believe you

one that's oh my God I can't believe you

one that's oh my God I can't believe you all right your drinks um I never

all right your drinks um I never

all right your drinks um I never actually really got your names but I

actually really got your names but I

actually really got your names but I labeled them anyways so which one of you

labeled them anyways so which one of you

labeled them anyways so which one of you is a basic

is a basic

is a basic excuse me must be a basic what

excuse me must be a basic what

excuse me must be a basic what oh come on like you haven't heard of

oh come on like you haven't heard of

oh come on like you haven't heard of reclaiming oppressive language feminism

reclaiming oppressive language feminism

reclaiming oppressive language feminism isn't just for militant real followers

isn't just for militant real followers

isn't just for militant real followers feminism I'm not a feminist

feminism I'm not a feminist

feminism I'm not a feminist I can't

find it

find it

find it I'll pray for you

hello Hey Jake

hello Hey Jake

hello Hey Jake what's up oh not much not much you know

what's up oh not much not much you know

what's up oh not much not much you know just out and about oh cool hey I was

just out and about oh cool hey I was

just out and about oh cool hey I was wondering if you and Christy had plans

wondering if you and Christy had plans

wondering if you and Christy had plans tomorrow well you know we were trying to

tomorrow well you know we were trying to

tomorrow well you know we were trying to have a little alone time if you know

have a little alone time if you know

have a little alone time if you know what I'm saying Ah that's what I'm

what I'm saying Ah that's what I'm

what I'm saying Ah that's what I'm talking about

talking about

talking about hey keep it PG if you know what he's

hey keep it PG if you know what he's

hey keep it PG if you know what he's saying it always aims always hey so

saying it always aims always hey so

saying it always aims always hey so Misty and I would be honored if you two

Misty and I would be honored if you two

Misty and I would be honored if you two would come out for a double day with us

would come out for a double day with us

would come out for a double day with us really really

really really

really really well yeah we'd love that

well yeah we'd love that

well yeah we'd love that cool tomorrow tomorrow's great awesome

cool tomorrow tomorrow's great awesome

cool tomorrow tomorrow's great awesome well we'll pick you both up from my

well we'll pick you both up from my

well we'll pick you both up from my place all right seven

place all right seven

place all right seven awesome bro

awesome bro

awesome bro Hey Jake

Hey Jake

Hey Jake yeah

yeah

yeah do you like her

do you like her

do you like her yeah

yeah

yeah do you like like her

do you like like her

do you like like her oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah all right man well I'm really happy for

all right man well I'm really happy for

all right man well I'm really happy for you too

you too

you too thanks

thanks

thanks yeah well uh I'll talk to you later man

yeah well uh I'll talk to you later man

yeah well uh I'll talk to you later man see you tomorrow

see you tomorrow

see you tomorrow all right bye bye

r o

r o

r o o n i

got tired your true love and you can use

got tired your true love and you can use

got tired your true love and you can use my freaking name

watch your mouth

watch your mouth

watch your mouth sorry

how was your day I had a 14-hour shift

how was your day I had a 14-hour shift

how was your day I had a 14-hour shift I'm too tired to cook we're gonna have

I'm too tired to cook we're gonna have

I'm too tired to cook we're gonna have pizza tonight you can order whatever

pizza tonight you can order whatever

pizza tonight you can order whatever sounds good I think we have some salad

sounds good I think we have some salad

sounds good I think we have some salad in the fridge I can cook what are you

in the fridge I can cook what are you

in the fridge I can cook what are you gonna cook

gonna cook

gonna cook cheese we're not having grilled cheese

cheese we're not having grilled cheese

cheese we're not having grilled cheese that sounds terrible right now sorry

that sounds terrible right now sorry

that sounds terrible right now sorry would you just order the pizza and go

would you just order the pizza and go

would you just order the pizza and go somewhere

somewhere

somewhere Mom I need time to myself I just walked

Mom I need time to myself I just walked

Mom I need time to myself I just walked in the damn door

in the damn door

in the damn door just go and get the coupons from the

just go and get the coupons from the

just go and get the coupons from the newspaper I saved

foreign

okay

mom can I just talk about this chicken

mom can I just talk about this chicken

mom can I just talk about this chicken oh do you like it Janelle it was

oh do you like it Janelle it was

oh do you like it Janelle it was incredible

incredible

incredible and did you like it too cheeky

and did you like it too cheeky

and did you like it too cheeky I mean as much as I can like me

I mean as much as I can like me

I mean as much as I can like me well since when do you not like me I

well since when do you not like me I

well since when do you not like me I don't know it's just been upsetting my

don't know it's just been upsetting my

don't know it's just been upsetting my stomach a lot lately

stomach a lot lately

stomach a lot lately I didn't realize that it's not a big

I didn't realize that it's not a big

I didn't realize that it's not a big deal I eat it anyways well let me know

deal I eat it anyways well let me know

deal I eat it anyways well let me know if this makes you sick and I'll find

if this makes you sick and I'll find

if this makes you sick and I'll find other alternatives

interesting

interesting

interesting why my friend Trish tore her ACL at

why my friend Trish tore her ACL at

why my friend Trish tore her ACL at practice her ACL isn't isn't a serious

practice her ACL isn't isn't a serious

practice her ACL isn't isn't a serious knee injury well she'd be out for the

knee injury well she'd be out for the

knee injury well she'd be out for the season I think so dang it's that serious

season I think so dang it's that serious

season I think so dang it's that serious you know usually can be fixed with

you know usually can be fixed with

you know usually can be fixed with surgery

surgery

surgery she's not having the surgery well why

she's not having the surgery well why

she's not having the surgery well why not

not

not because she can't afford it

because she can't afford it

because she can't afford it why not doesn't she have insurance

why not doesn't she have insurance

why not doesn't she have insurance no Janelle oh that's awful

so she's out for the season that's what

so she's out for the season that's what

so she's out for the season that's what I said yeah

I said yeah

I said yeah stupid government

stupid government

stupid government well it's not the government's fault per

well it's not the government's fault per

well it's not the government's fault per se it's more just a kink in the system I

se it's more just a kink in the system I

se it's more just a kink in the system I just think it's stupid that she did

just think it's stupid that she did

just think it's stupid that she did absolutely nothing wrong and she has to

absolutely nothing wrong and she has to

absolutely nothing wrong and she has to miss her entire senior year season

miss her entire senior year season

miss her entire senior year season because she can't afford medical

because she can't afford medical

because she can't afford medical insurance and the fact that you think

insurance and the fact that you think

insurance and the fact that you think these problems are Kinks you realize

these problems are Kinks you realize

these problems are Kinks you realize this kind of stuff happens to most of my

this kind of stuff happens to most of my

this kind of stuff happens to most of my friends all the time most well a lot

friends all the time most well a lot

friends all the time most well a lot it's sad Jay it's sad but you can't go

it's sad Jay it's sad but you can't go

it's sad Jay it's sad but you can't go blaming the government this is just a

blaming the government this is just a

blaming the government this is just a sad fate for your friend fate this whole

sad fate for your friend fate this whole

sad fate for your friend fate this whole thing could be avoided if we just

thing could be avoided if we just

thing could be avoided if we just changed our medical system oh Jakey the

changed our medical system oh Jakey the

changed our medical system oh Jakey the very first rule in economics is there's

very first rule in economics is there's

very first rule in economics is there's no such thing as a free lunch I know

no such thing as a free lunch I know

no such thing as a free lunch I know that you think I'm stupid I learned all

that you think I'm stupid I learned all

that you think I'm stupid I learned all of that in econ last year well that's

of that in econ last year well that's

of that in econ last year well that's great then you know by universalizing

great then you know by universalizing

great then you know by universalizing health care for Trish and her family

health care for Trish and her family

health care for Trish and her family means that we'd all suffer like they do

means that we'd all suffer like they do

means that we'd all suffer like they do in Canada they're not suffering in

in Canada they're not suffering in

in Canada they're not suffering in Canada ask a Canadian have you ever been

Canada ask a Canadian have you ever been

Canada ask a Canadian have you ever been to Canada no um have you no mm-hmm well

to Canada no um have you no mm-hmm well

to Canada no um have you no mm-hmm well what's your plan wise guy you just want

what's your plan wise guy you just want

what's your plan wise guy you just want the government to hand out knee

the government to hand out knee

the government to hand out knee surgeries to everyone that'd be great

surgeries to everyone that'd be great

surgeries to everyone that'd be great yeah it doesn't work like that you can't

yeah it doesn't work like that you can't

yeah it doesn't work like that you can't multiply wealth by dividing it what does

multiply wealth by dividing it what does

multiply wealth by dividing it what does that mean we would have to pay for all

that mean we would have to pay for all

that mean we would have to pay for all of these through outrageous taxes and

of these through outrageous taxes and

of these through outrageous taxes and other fees and then no one would be able

other fees and then no one would be able

other fees and then no one would be able to afford insurance myth not a myth

to afford insurance myth not a myth

to afford insurance myth not a myth Abraham Lincoln said it it's fact

Abraham Lincoln said it it's fact

Abraham Lincoln said it it's fact Abraham Lincoln was a selfish

Abraham Lincoln was a selfish

Abraham Lincoln was a selfish Jacob Thaddeus Scott

Jacob Thaddeus Scott

Jacob Thaddeus Scott but

but

but he was that's such a thing to say we

he was that's such a thing to say we

he was that's such a thing to say we don't use that kind of language

don't use that kind of language

don't use that kind of language all I'm saying is our country doesn't

all I'm saying is our country doesn't

all I'm saying is our country doesn't make Insurance accessible for everyone

make Insurance accessible for everyone

make Insurance accessible for everyone and now Trish my friend has to suffer

and now Trish my friend has to suffer

and now Trish my friend has to suffer because of it well when you come up with

because of it well when you come up with

because of it well when you come up with a less flawed system than the free

a less flawed system than the free

a less flawed system than the free market economy we are currently thriving

market economy we are currently thriving

market economy we are currently thriving in come back to me for a real discussion

in come back to me for a real discussion

in come back to me for a real discussion arriving in

arriving in

arriving in capitalism is the bane of our existence

politics

freaking Janelle can't see a goddamn

freaking Janelle can't see a goddamn

freaking Janelle can't see a goddamn human in front of her own goddamn face

human in front of her own goddamn face

human in front of her own goddamn face he's never met anybody who's been on

he's never met anybody who's been on

he's never met anybody who's been on welfare Hey Jake Adam Smith The Wealth

welfare Hey Jake Adam Smith The Wealth

welfare Hey Jake Adam Smith The Wealth of Nations researcher before you make

of Nations researcher before you make

of Nations researcher before you make such a grandiose statement

will do Janelle

Tara

Tara

Tara camera

camera

camera who is Robin

just a friend oh

just a friend oh

just a friend oh what do you mean

what do you mean

what do you mean I found this

well

well

well well what

well what

well what I found this on the couch

I found this on the couch

I found this on the couch so

so

so so only two people live here

so only two people live here

so only two people live here and and is it yours

what is it

what is it

what is it what does it look like

what does it look like

what does it look like it looks like some

it looks like some

it looks like some is it not oh my God Mom is it not Tara

I said is it not no it is it's a

I said is it not no it is it's a

I said is it not no it is it's a is that you want me to say no I want you

is that you want me to say no I want you

is that you want me to say no I want you to say why you have it because Mom I'm a

to say why you have it because Mom I'm a

to say why you have it because Mom I'm a you are not yes I am you are not yes I

you are not yes I am you are not yes I

you are not yes I am you are not yes I am did you not see the phone number on

am did you not see the phone number on

am did you not see the phone number on the cup Robin yeah she's gay too

the cup Robin yeah she's gay too

the cup Robin yeah she's gay too you're not gay you're just confused

you're not gay you're just confused

you're not gay you're just confused confused

confused

confused confused with what I was until I was

confused with what I was until I was

confused with what I was until I was finally honest with myself no it doesn't

finally honest with myself no it doesn't

finally honest with myself no it doesn't work that way okay Mom then how does it

work that way okay Mom then how does it

work that way okay Mom then how does it work we've been through this before you

work we've been through this before you

work we've been through this before you grow up you express your femininity

grow up you express your femininity

grow up you express your femininity which baby you really really do have

which baby you really really do have

which baby you really really do have you're only 17 you have time to find the

you're only 17 you have time to find the

you're only 17 you have time to find the right guy there's no rush

it's ridiculous it all comes in its own

it's ridiculous it all comes in its own

it's ridiculous it all comes in its own natural timing are you in here Mom are

natural timing are you in here Mom are

natural timing are you in here Mom are you this is who I am and I am tired of

you this is who I am and I am tired of

you this is who I am and I am tired of being unhappy and just because you are

being unhappy and just because you are

being unhappy and just because you are doesn't mean you get to take your doubt

doesn't mean you get to take your doubt

doesn't mean you get to take your doubt on me what do you mean

on me what do you mean

on me what do you mean you can't fake you're in happiness

you can't fake you're in happiness

you can't fake you're in happiness either I know you

either I know you

either I know you you don't know me

you don't know me

you don't know me I am happy I am euphoric oh whatever Mom

I am happy I am euphoric oh whatever Mom

I am happy I am euphoric oh whatever Mom I know you

I know you

I know you you're my daughter I know you inside and

you're my daughter I know you inside and

you're my daughter I know you inside and out

out

out then you'd know I'm gay

Tara I don't want to discuss this any

Tara I don't want to discuss this any

Tara I don't want to discuss this any further

further

further do you hear me yes

do you hear me yes

do you hear me yes I said do you hear me

I said do you hear me

I said do you hear me there will be no more talk of this

there will be no more talk of this

there will be no more talk of this lesbianism

lesbianism

lesbianism as of now there will be no more

as of now there will be no more

as of now there will be no more magazines no more little girl crushes

magazines no more little girl crushes

magazines no more little girl crushes and if I catch you in chinos or one of

and if I catch you in chinos or one of

and if I catch you in chinos or one of those black hoodies that covers your

those black hoodies that covers your

those black hoodies that covers your pretty physique so help me God you do

pretty physique so help me God you do

pretty physique so help me God you do not want to know what will follow

not want to know what will follow

not want to know what will follow are we clear yeah Tara yes I said yes

okay

okay

okay so you won't be needing this

so you won't be needing this

so you won't be needing this anymore

foreign

foreign

foreign

people say that daughters are mirrors of

people say that daughters are mirrors of

people say that daughters are mirrors of their mothers

their mothers

their mothers of their strength

of their strength

of their strength of their courage

of their courage

of their courage of their fears

of their fears

of their fears of their doubts

of their doubts

of their doubts I Stand Alone

hey

hey

hey I'm sorry about

I'm sorry about

I'm sorry about rolling Smith at you

rolling Smith at you

rolling Smith at you who

who

who Adam Smith the world of the Nations

Adam Smith the world of the Nations

Adam Smith the world of the Nations oh are you gonna read it though

oh are you gonna read it though

oh are you gonna read it though probably not Jake what I don't really

probably not Jake what I don't really

probably not Jake what I don't really care that much oh you're so ignorant so

care that much oh you're so ignorant so

care that much oh you're so ignorant so are you why do I even try

Janelle what I'm sorry I shouldn't have

Janelle what I'm sorry I shouldn't have

Janelle what I'm sorry I shouldn't have spoken so crudely about your hero

spoken so crudely about your hero

spoken so crudely about your hero well he's just a really

well he's just a really

well he's just a really whatever he is I just got a little

whatever he is I just got a little

whatever he is I just got a little flustered about my friend

I get that

the sink you idiot I was mad you have no

the sink you idiot I was mad you have no

the sink you idiot I was mad you have no respect buy you another one it's fine

respect buy you another one it's fine

respect buy you another one it's fine whatever

whatever

whatever so now I'm sorry

okay

okay

okay I forgive you let's just forget our

I forgive you let's just forget our

I forgive you let's just forget our differences

differences

differences I love you

Janelle so no you're gonna squeezing it

Janelle so no you're gonna squeezing it

Janelle so no you're gonna squeezing it you don't know I love it

you don't know I love it

you don't know I love it [Music]

[Music]

[Music] don't take this the wrong way but when

don't take this the wrong way but when

don't take this the wrong way but when are you leaving

are you leaving

are you leaving I

I

I don't know yet

don't know yet

don't know yet what

what

what my tour is over

my tour is over

my tour is over but I thought you were booked throughout

but I thought you were booked throughout

but I thought you were booked throughout the year yeah

the year yeah

the year yeah yeah qualify

I don't want to talk about it

I don't want to talk about it

I don't want to talk about it okay I'm here definitely until I find

okay I'm here definitely until I find

okay I'm here definitely until I find something else they just sort of sprung

something else they just sort of sprung

something else they just sort of sprung it on me

foreign

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foreign

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[Music] foreign

hurry up they're waiting for us

hurry up they're waiting for us

hurry up they're waiting for us why because I don't like her since when

why because I don't like her since when

why because I don't like her since when since

since

since I don't know she's just been getting on

I don't know she's just been getting on

I don't know she's just been getting on my nerves lately and I don't want to

my nerves lately and I don't want to

my nerves lately and I don't want to snap

snap

snap you won't snap Ames will be there too

you won't snap Ames will be there too

you won't snap Ames will be there too and I'm sure she'll be more tame oh

and I'm sure she'll be more tame oh

and I'm sure she'll be more tame oh aims is even worse

aims is even worse

aims is even worse what's wrong with Ames I'm coming in

what's wrong with Ames I'm coming in

what's wrong with Ames I'm coming in whoa

whoa

whoa oh uncover your eyes it's not like I'm

oh uncover your eyes it's not like I'm

oh uncover your eyes it's not like I'm naked

naked

naked hey babe

let's go

ow

okay

okay

okay let's do this

let's do this

let's do this let's do this

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[Music]

[Music] tomorrow we're for our deltara

I am so sorry

I am so sorry

I am so sorry please

please

please forgive me

forgive me

forgive me I don't smoke

I don't smoke

I don't smoke they're for me

they're for me

they're for me get off the floor

get off the floor

get off the floor I have been doing a lot of research on

I have been doing a lot of research on

I have been doing a lot of research on lesbian culture oh God I'm serious I

lesbian culture oh God I'm serious I

lesbian culture oh God I'm serious I want to make this right hear me out

want to make this right hear me out

want to make this right hear me out I think that you are a ChapStick lesbian

I think that you are a ChapStick lesbian

I think that you are a ChapStick lesbian or what a chopstick lesbian it's

or what a chopstick lesbian it's

or what a chopstick lesbian it's somewhere between a soft Butch and

somewhere between a soft Butch and

somewhere between a soft Butch and androgynous

androgynous

androgynous I know

I know

I know that I put a lot of pressure on you to

that I put a lot of pressure on you to

that I put a lot of pressure on you to act a certain way but I just wanted you

act a certain way but I just wanted you

act a certain way but I just wanted you to be happy and I'm so sorry that I went

to be happy and I'm so sorry that I went

to be happy and I'm so sorry that I went about it in such an aggressive way

about it in such an aggressive way

about it in such an aggressive way in lieu of all this

in lieu of all this

in lieu of all this let's do

let's do

let's do little chairs

little chairs

little chairs two sexual diversity my mom's upstairs

two sexual diversity my mom's upstairs

two sexual diversity my mom's upstairs yet

there are so many different kinds of

there are so many different kinds of

there are so many different kinds of girls and different kinds of lesbians

girls and different kinds of lesbians

girls and different kinds of lesbians just like there are different kinds of

just like there are different kinds of

just like there are different kinds of stray people I know I know I am just

stray people I know I know I am just

stray people I know I know I am just realizing this now but from here on out

realizing this now but from here on out

realizing this now but from here on out I am here for you

come on

get out of here

get out of here

get out of here what are you doing you are gonna love me

what are you doing you are gonna love me

what are you doing you are gonna love me I brought a bunch of gay stuff that

I brought a bunch of gay stuff that

I brought a bunch of gay stuff that we're gonna do together

we're gonna do together

we're gonna do together um The L Word season one I've already

um The L Word season one I've already

um The L Word season one I've already started watching it and all I have to

started watching it and all I have to

started watching it and all I have to say is BET and Tina forever

say is BET and Tina forever

say is BET and Tina forever um two gay shirts one for each of us

um two gay shirts one for each of us

um two gay shirts one for each of us a rainbow flag for whatever the hell we

a rainbow flag for whatever the hell we

a rainbow flag for whatever the hell we want and

want and

want and lesbian porn

lesbian porn

lesbian porn I think I really like this stuff kinky

I think I really like this stuff kinky

I think I really like this stuff kinky you know

anyways I just I just want to say that

anyways I just I just want to say that

anyways I just I just want to say that I'm here for you babe and by here I mean

I'm here for you babe and by here I mean

I'm here for you babe and by here I mean really here

really here

really here I was thinking when you called me out

I was thinking when you called me out

I was thinking when you called me out last week how stupid I would be I just

last week how stupid I would be I just

last week how stupid I would be I just became one of your annoying straight

became one of your annoying straight

became one of your annoying straight friends

it was just

it was just

it was just are you sure that you don't want a

are you sure that you don't want a

are you sure that you don't want a cigarette

oh you're such a bad influence

thank you

thank you

thank you [Laughter]

sandwiches here are really good

sandwiches here are really good

sandwiches here are really good they are good

Jake do you like football

Jake do you like football

Jake do you like football yeah

yeah

yeah sure

sure

sure I love football

I love football

I love football yeah who's your favorite team

probably like

probably like

probably like the 49ers at the moment

the 49ers at the moment

the 49ers at the moment really me too

really me too

really me too who's favorite player Frankie you hate

who's favorite player Frankie you hate

who's favorite player Frankie you hate football

football

football I don't always

I don't always

I don't always and

and

and Colin Kaepernick

Colin Kaepernick

Colin Kaepernick typical what do you mean typical he's

typical what do you mean typical he's

typical what do you mean typical he's like the greatest player ever

like the greatest player ever

like the greatest player ever great defense

great defense

great defense defense what do you mean defense he's a

defense what do you mean defense he's a

defense what do you mean defense he's a quarterback

quarterback

quarterback oh

oh

oh I knew that slip of the tongue besides

I knew that slip of the tongue besides

I knew that slip of the tongue besides you're one to talk to Ames you like the

you're one to talk to Ames you like the

you're one to talk to Ames you like the Cowboys cause the Cowboys are a great

Cowboys cause the Cowboys are a great

Cowboys cause the Cowboys are a great team man yeah if you're gay

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored I'm not gay bro me either Cowboys still

I'm not gay bro me either Cowboys still

I'm not gay bro me either Cowboys still suck though bro

suck though bro

suck though bro whatever man I said I'm bored

you better go

you better go

you better go when your dad getting mad

when your dad getting mad

when your dad getting mad this was fun guys yeah

this was fun guys yeah

this was fun guys yeah yeah

yeah

yeah we should do it again sometime

we should do it again sometime

we should do it again sometime yeah we'd really like that wouldn't we

yeah we'd really like that wouldn't we

yeah we'd really like that wouldn't we babe heck yeah

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[Music]

[Music] thank you

that wasn't so bad

what's wrong

what's wrong

what's wrong Vicky you're not fooling anyone

Vicky you're not fooling anyone

Vicky you're not fooling anyone I hate it I like it sometimes

I hate it I like it sometimes

I hate it I like it sometimes yeah keep telling yourself that dude

yeah keep telling yourself that dude

yeah keep telling yourself that dude let's go

For the Love of Africa donate today

For the Love of Africa donate today

For the Love of Africa donate today changing hearts and changing lives

changing hearts and changing lives

changing hearts and changing lives donate today it's not too late to affect

donate today it's not too late to affect

donate today it's not too late to affect the lives of thousands

would you like to donate no wait a

would you like to donate no wait a

would you like to donate no wait a minute

minute

minute don't you care about Africa of course I

don't you care about Africa of course I

don't you care about Africa of course I do

Let Her Go Veronica

Let Her Go Veronica

Let Her Go Veronica she's made her choice to ignore his

she's made her choice to ignore his

she's made her choice to ignore his broken people

broken people

broken people what do you mean ignore his broken

what do you mean ignore his broken

what do you mean ignore his broken people

all I'm saying is that Africa is in a

all I'm saying is that Africa is in a

all I'm saying is that Africa is in a lot of turmoil these days

lot of turmoil these days

lot of turmoil these days all of Africa yes

oh please

oh please

oh please Christy they're orphaned diseased and

Christy they're orphaned diseased and

Christy they're orphaned diseased and living in huts

living in huts

living in huts they're lost Christy and broken and

they're lost Christy and broken and

they're lost Christy and broken and spiritually deadened and what are you

spiritually deadened and what are you

spiritually deadened and what are you going to do about this

going to do about this

going to do about this revive their souls

I was recently in Portland for a

I was recently in Portland for a

I was recently in Portland for a short-term mission-based outreach

short-term mission-based outreach

short-term mission-based outreach program

program

program and I was walking in the center of

and I was walking in the center of

and I was walking in the center of downtown possibly the biggest part of

downtown possibly the biggest part of

downtown possibly the biggest part of the entire city and a homeless man

the entire city and a homeless man

the entire city and a homeless man grabbed my arm

grabbed my arm

grabbed my arm we locked eyes

I was scared she was but then

I was scared she was but then

I was scared she was but then I realized all this man wanted

I realized all this man wanted

I realized all this man wanted it was a little human contact all this

it was a little human contact all this

it was a little human contact all this man wanted was to love and to be loved

man wanted was to love and to be loved

man wanted was to love and to be loved in return

I wanted to vote my life to love

I wanted to vote my life to love

I wanted to vote my life to love and I want that love to be Untamed

and I want that love to be Untamed

and I want that love to be Untamed outrageous and downright contagious

outrageous and downright contagious

outrageous and downright contagious I want to sink my feet into the Earth

I want to sink my feet into the Earth

I want to sink my feet into the Earth and feel the dirt between my toes

and feel the dirt between my toes

and feel the dirt between my toes I want to lift my arms up to the heavens

I want to lift my arms up to the heavens

I want to lift my arms up to the heavens and see that the stars are so shining I

and see that the stars are so shining I

and see that the stars are so shining I want to dance in the rain

want to dance in the rain

want to dance in the rain don't you want to dance in the rain too

don't you want to dance in the rain too

don't you want to dance in the rain too Christy

no actually I don't

no actually I don't

no actually I don't know

know

know wow

I guess not Everyone likes Wild

I guess not Everyone likes Wild

I guess not Everyone likes Wild Adventures

the life is short and I want mine to be

the life is short and I want mine to be

the life is short and I want mine to be burst in with experience you must be so

burst in with experience you must be so

burst in with experience you must be so daring

daring

daring me

me

me no

no

no start that yellow white girl trying to

start that yellow white girl trying to

start that yellow white girl trying to shape the world in his hands

shape the world in his hands

shape the world in his hands you can change the world Christy

you can change the world Christy

you can change the world Christy there is always hope

there is always hope

there is always hope the answer

the answer

the answer is love

is love

is love it never fails

it never fails

it never fails ever

ever

ever like it's infallible what I'm glad

like it's infallible what I'm glad

like it's infallible what I'm glad we just have to get out there and see it

we just have to get out there and see it

we just have to get out there and see it in action When Love is in action

that's right

that's right

that's right I want that adventurous feeling of

I want that adventurous feeling of

I want that adventurous feeling of trusting in God knowing that he will

trusting in God knowing that he will

trusting in God knowing that he will provide

provide

provide don't you

don't you

don't you I do I do as well

I do I do as well

I do I do as well that is why we're traveling to Africa

that is why we're traveling to Africa

that is why we're traveling to Africa for six months we are blessed by them

for six months we are blessed by them

for six months we are blessed by them and they will blessed by us

and they will blessed by us

and they will blessed by us it's not a religion it's a relationship

it's not a religion it's a relationship

it's not a religion it's a relationship they are blessed by you you're

they are blessed by you you're

they are blessed by you you're narcissistic

narcissistic

narcissistic right

right

right don't

don't

don't you cry

you cry

you cry have you ever seen a pray love yes that

have you ever seen a pray love yes that

have you ever seen a pray love yes that movie changed my life

movie changed my life

movie changed my life I hated that movie

I urge you to pray on a donation

I hope she finds whatever path it is she

I hope she finds whatever path it is she

I hope she finds whatever path it is she needs to find Hope again

dear father

dear father

dear father help her to find that wild messy kind of

help her to find that wild messy kind of

help her to find that wild messy kind of love

love

love that sweet sunshiny kind of Grace

that sweet sunshiny kind of Grace

that sweet sunshiny kind of Grace she won't

she won't

she won't amen

oh my God I am totally in love with

oh my God I am totally in love with

oh my God I am totally in love with these girls I love Bez so much I could

these girls I love Bez so much I could

these girls I love Bez so much I could totally be Alice you are not I am you

totally be Alice you are not I am you

totally be Alice you are not I am you are none of them I could be are you a

are none of them I could be are you a

are none of them I could be are you a lesbian

lesbian

lesbian no

no

no but I would totally be lesbian for Shane

but I would totally be lesbian for Shane

but I would totally be lesbian for Shane everyone's a lesbian for shame I want to

everyone's a lesbian for shame I want to

everyone's a lesbian for shame I want to be ashamed tell me about it I'm kind of

be ashamed tell me about it I'm kind of

be ashamed tell me about it I'm kind of look horrible no stop it

look horrible no stop it

look horrible no stop it hey you want to go to the dream beat

hey you want to go to the dream beat

hey you want to go to the dream beat um come on let's go see if Robin's

um come on let's go see if Robin's

um come on let's go see if Robin's working

working

working what do you mean ah we are going

what do you mean ah we are going

what do you mean ah we are going fine yeah you know you want to

fine yeah you know you want to

fine yeah you know you want to yeah I do

where are you girls off to

where are you girls off to

where are you girls off to uh out out where to see a friend your

uh out out where to see a friend your

uh out out where to see a friend your girlfriend no

girlfriend no

girlfriend no good

good

good yeah trust me Miss Mitchell's it is not

yeah trust me Miss Mitchell's it is not

yeah trust me Miss Mitchell's it is not her girlfriend I'm glad to hear that

her girlfriend I'm glad to hear that

her girlfriend I'm glad to hear that have fun girls

have fun girls

have fun girls body

never online dated I met

never online dated I met

never online dated I met my the old-fashioned way

my the old-fashioned way

my the old-fashioned way at a club

hey how's your beard

hey how's your beard

hey how's your beard what the do you want to see Christy

what the do you want to see Christy

what the do you want to see Christy the beard that masks your face while

the beard that masks your face while

the beard that masks your face while you're

you're

you're I think those are your fantasies

I think those are your fantasies

I think those are your fantasies hello there Christian pilgrim

hello there Christian pilgrim

hello there Christian pilgrim contain yourself

contain yourself

contain yourself what would Jesus do man well first he

what would Jesus do man well first he

what would Jesus do man well first he wouldn't hit me with this towel

wouldn't hit me with this towel

wouldn't hit me with this towel I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I just

I just

I just just I'm not gay Steve

just I'm not gay Steve

just I'm not gay Steve look Jake we all know you're hiding

look Jake we all know you're hiding

look Jake we all know you're hiding something ask anybody we've all wondered

something ask anybody we've all wondered

something ask anybody we've all wondered before

before

before right guys

right guys

right guys yes we've all wondered about it before

yes we've all wondered about it before

yes we've all wondered about it before yeah I mean it's cool if you're gay

yeah I mean it's cool if you're gay

yeah I mean it's cool if you're gay I have a girlfriend

I have a girlfriend

I have a girlfriend so what that's not stopping anyone these

so what that's not stopping anyone these

so what that's not stopping anyone these days what do I have to do to prove it to

days what do I have to do to prove it to

days what do I have to do to prove it to you guys

you guys

you guys huh oh wait I don't have to prove

huh oh wait I don't have to prove

huh oh wait I don't have to prove I don't know Jake you see it's a little

I don't know Jake you see it's a little

I don't know Jake you see it's a little off how you know

off how you know

off how you know real matured

quit it

Shake

Shake

Shake we accept you for what you are just say

we accept you for what you are just say

we accept you for what you are just say that you're and everything will be

that you're and everything will be

that you're and everything will be better

better

better okay I'm

okay I'm

okay I'm that what you wanted to hear

I love this stupid show

I love this stupid show

I love this stupid show yeah

oh come on you know you love it too

oh come on you know you love it too

oh come on you know you love it too yeah I do

okay

okay

okay yeah

yeah

yeah why

why

why does they look like a miserable puppy

does they look like a miserable puppy

does they look like a miserable puppy that's just my face

dude are you gay

dude are you gay

dude are you gay if you are

if you are

if you are just fine just just tell me

just fine just just tell me

just fine just just tell me never do it in a feminate guy

never do it in a feminate guy

never do it in a feminate guy yeah my worst fear for you Jakey

what's wrong

what's wrong

what's wrong nothing

nothing

nothing just

just

just got a lot of my mind

got a lot of my mind

got a lot of my mind apparently

apparently

apparently what's going on

what's going on

what's going on nothing

I gotta go

I gotta go

I gotta go don't go I have to I told my parents I'd

don't go I have to I told my parents I'd

don't go I have to I told my parents I'd be home for dinner and I have chores to

be home for dinner and I have chores to

be home for dinner and I have chores to do first

do first

do first but I don't want you to go

okay well bye then

Jesus knows how to party

Jesus knows how to party

Jesus knows how to party what what's the matter now get out of

what what's the matter now get out of

what what's the matter now get out of here

here

here I like when you're strict

this wasn't my idea though it was Dave's

this wasn't my idea though it was Dave's

this wasn't my idea though it was Dave's he's got this thing for bubbles

he's got this thing for bubbles

he's got this thing for bubbles her name was Bathsheba and that was one

her name was Bathsheba and that was one

her name was Bathsheba and that was one time we were just about to play

time we were just about to play

time we were just about to play Gilligan's Island uh Gilligan and I'm

Gilligan's Island uh Gilligan and I'm

Gilligan's Island uh Gilligan and I'm Ginger you can be the skipper

Ginger you can be the skipper

Ginger you can be the skipper why won't you leave me alone because you

why won't you leave me alone because you

why won't you leave me alone because you need us

foreign

I know my man's pecs look hot in this

I know my man's pecs look hot in this

I know my man's pecs look hot in this Old Navy t-shirt but you need to focus

Old Navy t-shirt but you need to focus

Old Navy t-shirt but you need to focus on my child

on my child

on my child we're like your guardian angels except

we're like your guardian angels except

we're like your guardian angels except we dress better we don't eat ice cream

we dress better we don't eat ice cream

we dress better we don't eat ice cream Froyo and our advice is normally

Froyo and our advice is normally

Froyo and our advice is normally accompanied by a Kesha so what do you

accompanied by a Kesha so what do you

accompanied by a Kesha so what do you want from me we want you to be happy I

want from me we want you to be happy I

want from me we want you to be happy I am happy we want you to be you we have a

am happy we want you to be you we have a

am happy we want you to be you we have a story for you

story for you

story for you and we brought props

this is a story about a boy named Jake

this is a story about a boy named Jake

this is a story about a boy named Jake one day in the midnight

one day in the midnight

one day in the midnight midnight Jacob Scott was born

midnight Jacob Scott was born

midnight Jacob Scott was born with brown hair

with brown hair

with brown hair isn't that Jesus no it's you he's

isn't that Jesus no it's you he's

isn't that Jesus no it's you he's literally in a Manger

his parents were so happy that Jake came

his parents were so happy that Jake came

his parents were so happy that Jake came into their lives

into their lives

into their lives and Jake began to grow

and Jake began to grow

and Jake began to grow over the years Jake began to realize he

over the years Jake began to realize he

over the years Jake began to realize he wasn't like most other boys but he

wasn't like most other boys but he

wasn't like most other boys but he decided to ignore his Natural Instincts

decided to ignore his Natural Instincts

decided to ignore his Natural Instincts it worked

it worked

it worked for a while

for a while

for a while but it eventually caught up with him

but it eventually caught up with him

but it eventually caught up with him and he felt trapped and scared

and he felt trapped and scared

and he felt trapped and scared but then Jacob met two men who changed

but then Jacob met two men who changed

but then Jacob met two men who changed his life forever yay

was he grew up proud of himself and

was he grew up proud of himself and

was he grew up proud of himself and lived a fulfilling life okay

I get it

I get it

I get it stop now

stop now

stop now but we haven't even gotten to the crew

but we haven't even gotten to the crew

but we haven't even gotten to the crew scene yet

scene yet

scene yet oh my gosh that's a different story

when are you gonna stop lying to

when are you gonna stop lying to

when are you gonna stop lying to everyone

you don't want to be one of those men

you don't want to be one of those men

you don't want to be one of those men who comes out in their 30s

who comes out in their 30s

who comes out in their 30s you have to accept yourself first

you have to accept yourself first

you have to accept yourself first otherwise coming out could be too

otherwise coming out could be too

otherwise coming out could be too difficult

difficult

difficult look

look

look I've been with my share of women oh God

I've been with my share of women oh God

I've been with my share of women oh God sure I love to make out with Colombian

sure I love to make out with Colombian

sure I love to make out with Colombian chicks and I do get old watching Cindy

chicks and I do get old watching Cindy

chicks and I do get old watching Cindy Crawford videos on YouTube

Crawford videos on YouTube

Crawford videos on YouTube but I met Jonathan

but I met Jonathan

but I met Jonathan I'll be honest it was hard to accept

I'll be honest it was hard to accept

I'll be honest it was hard to accept that part of myself it was bittersweet

that part of myself it was bittersweet

that part of myself it was bittersweet and tough as Nails he was a total

and tough as Nails he was a total

and tough as Nails he was a total scaredy

scaredy

scaredy but I managed

but I managed

but I managed and I regret nothing

and I regret nothing

and I regret nothing but you will Jakey unless you scamper

but you will Jakey unless you scamper

but you will Jakey unless you scamper your silly little self out of that

your silly little self out of that

your silly little self out of that closet

closet

closet the longer you force this narrow-minded

the longer you force this narrow-minded

the longer you force this narrow-minded homophobic sexist racist

homophobic sexist racist

homophobic sexist racist view of the Bible

view of the Bible

view of the Bible the longer you will live in suffering

do you even know what it's like to feel

do you even know what it's like to feel

do you even know what it's like to feel complete

complete

complete you can't pray away the gay

you can't pray away the gay

you can't pray away the gay and sexuality is part of your completion

and sexuality is part of your completion

and sexuality is part of your completion but

the Bible says honey I know it's

the Bible says honey I know it's

the Bible says honey I know it's difficult to imagine that the god of the

difficult to imagine that the god of the

difficult to imagine that the god of the universe

universe

universe it's too complex to shove into a Dr

it's too complex to shove into a Dr

it's too complex to shove into a Dr Dobson book

Dobson book

Dobson book and you realize the male G-spot is

and you realize the male G-spot is

and you realize the male G-spot is right

right

right God's gift to the gays

God's gift to the gays

God's gift to the gays truth is it's time to come out

truth is it's time to come out

truth is it's time to come out be kind love yourself and love other

be kind love yourself and love other

be kind love yourself and love other people

people

people steal an apple meet a princess take him

steal an apple meet a princess take him

steal an apple meet a princess take him on a Magic Carpet Ride it's a Flawless

on a Magic Carpet Ride it's a Flawless

on a Magic Carpet Ride it's a Flawless film

film

film okay we can watch him when we get home

okay we can watch him when we get home

okay we can watch him when we get home it will take time but I think you'll

it will take time but I think you'll

it will take time but I think you'll come around and in five years ten years

come around and in five years ten years

come around and in five years ten years this whole I can't be gay God's Gonna

this whole I can't be gay God's Gonna

this whole I can't be gay God's Gonna fry me nonsense will be a distant

fry me nonsense will be a distant

fry me nonsense will be a distant thought in the past and you can live the

thought in the past and you can live the

thought in the past and you can live the rest of your life content and fierce as

rest of your life content and fierce as

rest of your life content and fierce as ever without near as much harassment

ever without near as much harassment

ever without near as much harassment from the world well we hope so at least

from the world well we hope so at least

from the world well we hope so at least I know it's difficult at first but it's

I know it's difficult at first but it's

I know it's difficult at first but it's totally worth it look I'm gonna have

totally worth it look I'm gonna have

totally worth it look I'm gonna have date night with my man

date night with my man

date night with my man but we'll see you later

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good game buddy don't touch me yeah I

good game buddy don't touch me yeah I

good game buddy don't touch me yeah I wouldn't want you to get through nothing

wouldn't want you to get through nothing

wouldn't want you to get through nothing hey tar oh what

hey tar oh what

hey tar oh what down here oh you're disgusting shut up

down here oh you're disgusting shut up

down here oh you're disgusting shut up oh I know you're down

oh I know you're down

oh I know you're down how many times do I have to tell you

how many times do I have to tell you

how many times do I have to tell you like never in a million years no

like never in a million years no

like never in a million years no don't be like that seriously never

don't be like that seriously never

don't be like that seriously never I can make you happy I doubt that Tara

I can make you happy I doubt that Tara

I can make you happy I doubt that Tara one night with me I'll be the best you

one night with me I'll be the best you

one night with me I'll be the best you ever had

ever had

ever had I'm a lesbian so that's okay no it's not

I'm a lesbian so that's okay no it's not

I'm a lesbian so that's okay no it's not I've been with lesbians

I've been with lesbians

I've been with lesbians yeah I'm sure no girl's really a lesbian

yeah I'm sure no girl's really a lesbian

yeah I'm sure no girl's really a lesbian after she gets this D

after she gets this D

after she gets this D I don't want your D so no thanks

I don't want your D so no thanks

I don't want your D so no thanks I'm not gonna give up on you yet

Tara what

Tara what

Tara what you're really a lesbian oh my God why do

you're really a lesbian oh my God why do

you're really a lesbian oh my God why do you want to know

you want to know

you want to know you're gay aren't you what I mean we

you're gay aren't you what I mean we

you're gay aren't you what I mean we figured

figured

figured who's we the girls team

who's we the girls team

who's we the girls team I mean it's fine

I mean it's fine

I mean it's fine and yes I'm a lesbian I'm not you're not

and yes I'm a lesbian I'm not you're not

and yes I'm a lesbian I'm not you're not what

what

what finished with my homework

look I'm not ready to be out yet

look I'm not ready to be out yet

look I'm not ready to be out yet I'm still sort of figuring it all out I

I'm still sort of figuring it all out I

I'm still sort of figuring it all out I don't even know if I am

don't even know if I am

don't even know if I am gay

gay

gay well do you like any guys

well do you like any guys

well do you like any guys it's normal to find some guys handsome

it's normal to find some guys handsome

it's normal to find some guys handsome yes yeah but do you want to like

yes yeah but do you want to like

yes yeah but do you want to like feel if I saw muscles and grab it

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know I mean it's okay not to know

I mean it's okay not to know

I mean it's okay not to know I'm happy dating Christy though yeah but

I'm happy dating Christy though yeah but

I'm happy dating Christy though yeah but when you guys like even had sex yet

when you guys like even had sex yet

when you guys like even had sex yet and we're not

and we're not

and we're not there yet

there yet

there yet I want to get there with her I mean

I want to get there with her I mean

I want to get there with her I mean I just came out too

I just came out too

I just came out too yeah it's this complicated story

yeah it's this complicated story

yeah it's this complicated story well I'm interested in hearing about it

well I'm interested in hearing about it

well I'm interested in hearing about it sometime it's like really embarrassing I

sometime it's like really embarrassing I

sometime it's like really embarrassing I wouldn't hear about it okay

just answer me this is it hard being out

just answer me this is it hard being out

just answer me this is it hard being out like

if I come out

if I come out

if I come out I'm gonna judge me and hate me

I'm gonna judge me and hate me

I'm gonna judge me and hate me well I mean it can't be any worse than

well I mean it can't be any worse than

well I mean it can't be any worse than what they're saying about now

what they're saying about now

what they're saying about now offense

and we're back on wxfk contemporary

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Christian talk and music radio that was

Christian talk and music radio that was Purity Punk singing the brand new rock

Purity Punk singing the brand new rock

Purity Punk singing the brand new rock hit single saving myself for the ball

hit single saving myself for the ball

hit single saving myself for the ball and chain gosh I love them before we hit

and chain gosh I love them before we hit

and chain gosh I love them before we hit up our next commercial free playlist

up our next commercial free playlist

up our next commercial free playlist we're gonna take a few calls from our

we're gonna take a few calls from our

we're gonna take a few calls from our not so nice listeners talking about yet

not so nice listeners talking about yet

not so nice listeners talking about yet another controversial topic that seems

another controversial topic that seems

another controversial topic that seems like it should be pretty

like it should be pretty

like it should be pretty self-explanatory anyone knowing the word

self-explanatory anyone knowing the word

self-explanatory anyone knowing the word of the Lord should pretty well

of the Lord should pretty well

of the Lord should pretty well understand it talking about the Big H

understand it talking about the Big H

understand it talking about the Big H word no not hell the other one that's

word no not hell the other one that's

word no not hell the other one that's right homosexuality huh we have a caller

right homosexuality huh we have a caller

right homosexuality huh we have a caller from San Bernardino California his name

from San Bernardino California his name

from San Bernardino California his name is Mike he says he's gay and a Christian

is Mike he says he's gay and a Christian

is Mike he says he's gay and a Christian Mike are you there that should be again

Mike are you there that should be again

Mike are you there that should be again Mike yep I'm here not Mike you say

Mike yep I'm here not Mike you say

Mike yep I'm here not Mike you say you're gay like gay is unhappy right gay

you're gay like gay is unhappy right gay

you're gay like gay is unhappy right gay isn't homosexual Ron but I guess Gay

isn't homosexual Ron but I guess Gay

isn't homosexual Ron but I guess Gay isn't happy too but since I came out I

isn't happy too but since I came out I

isn't happy too but since I came out I guess you know you think you're happy

guess you know you think you're happy

guess you know you think you're happy now and you

now and you

now and you you lame to be a Christian yes that's

you lame to be a Christian yes that's

you lame to be a Christian yes that's correct now how can that be people are

correct now how can that be people are

correct now how can that be people are deceived Ron people are deceived well I

deceived Ron people are deceived well I

deceived Ron people are deceived well I just found a new interpretation um one

just found a new interpretation um one

just found a new interpretation um one that included me too a new

that included me too a new

that included me too a new interpretation as in you abandon the old

interpretation as in you abandon the old

interpretation as in you abandon the old one they always do well yes but I feel

one they always do well yes but I feel

one they always do well yes but I feel that everyone is always trying to

that everyone is always trying to

that everyone is always trying to reinterpret there's always new

reinterpret there's always new

reinterpret there's always new information coming out in the world

information coming out in the world

information coming out in the world about the Bible and about Society we're

about the Bible and about Society we're

about the Bible and about Society we're an evolving World devolving well hold on

an evolving World devolving well hold on

an evolving World devolving well hold on now you mean to tell me that you believe

now you mean to tell me that you believe

now you mean to tell me that you believe in evolution excuse me you said evolving

in evolution excuse me you said evolving

in evolution excuse me you said evolving world and you admitted to believing in

world and you admitted to believing in

world and you admitted to believing in evolution

evolution

evolution well I mean evolving in like the sense

well I mean evolving in like the sense

well I mean evolving in like the sense of always you know developing and

of always you know developing and

of always you know developing and changing the definition of evolving just

changing the definition of evolving just

changing the definition of evolving just means okay but you don't believe in

means okay but you don't believe in

means okay but you don't believe in evolution do you I you know what don't

evolution do you I you know what don't

evolution do you I you know what don't answer that

answer that

answer that look all I'm saying is I'm a Christian

look all I'm saying is I'm a Christian

look all I'm saying is I'm a Christian I'm gay and my partner and I love each

I'm gay and my partner and I love each

I'm gay and my partner and I love each other very much we've been together for

other very much we've been together for

other very much we've been together for six years now whoa whoa partner I'm

six years now whoa whoa partner I'm

six years now whoa whoa partner I'm sorry Mike did you say you have a

sorry Mike did you say you have a

sorry Mike did you say you have a partner yeah Jacob he's my life partner

partner yeah Jacob he's my life partner

partner yeah Jacob he's my life partner Jacob Jake is there something you're not

Jacob Jake is there something you're not

Jacob Jake is there something you're not telling me is Jacob a Christian no he's

telling me is Jacob a Christian no he's

telling me is Jacob a Christian no he's not that's because he's a homosexual no

not that's because he's a homosexual no

not that's because he's a homosexual no no that's not because he's a homosexual

no that's not because he's a homosexual

no that's not because he's a homosexual Jacob just isn't a Christian he doesn't

Jacob just isn't a Christian he doesn't

Jacob just isn't a Christian he doesn't affiliate with religion he grew up

affiliate with religion he grew up

affiliate with religion he grew up Catholic if that's what you want to know

Catholic if that's what you want to know

Catholic if that's what you want to know oh Catholic well I'm just gonna add one

oh Catholic well I'm just gonna add one

oh Catholic well I'm just gonna add one more thing real quick Mike can I say one

more thing real quick Mike can I say one

more thing real quick Mike can I say one more thing of course if you're ever

more thing of course if you're ever

more thing of course if you're ever interested in changing your ways just

interested in changing your ways just

interested in changing your ways just know that Jesus loves you and that you

know that Jesus loves you and that you

know that Jesus loves you and that you are more than welcome to call the

are more than welcome to call the

are more than welcome to call the hotline 1-800 I am straight that's Str

hotline 1-800 I am straight that's Str

hotline 1-800 I am straight that's Str the number eight what great resource for

the number eight what great resource for

the number eight what great resource for those who are needing it now I just said

those who are needing it now I just said

those who are needing it now I just said whoops time for another commercial break

whoops time for another commercial break

whoops time for another commercial break thanks Mike for calling in

thanks Mike for calling in

thanks Mike for calling in okay

okay

okay that was ridiculous

that was ridiculous

that was ridiculous what the program

what the program

what the program yes not really if you think about it I

yes not really if you think about it I

yes not really if you think about it I am thinking about it a lot and

am thinking about it a lot and

am thinking about it a lot and I just think it's ridiculous that two

I just think it's ridiculous that two

I just think it's ridiculous that two men or two women who kiss each other

men or two women who kiss each other

men or two women who kiss each other somehow have darker Souls than everybody

somehow have darker Souls than everybody

somehow have darker Souls than everybody else well not exactly darker Souls but

else well not exactly darker Souls but

else well not exactly darker Souls but what

what

what they just have unresolved sin

they just have unresolved sin

they just have unresolved sin which darkens your soul okay then yes

which darkens your soul okay then yes

which darkens your soul okay then yes their souls are darkened because they

their souls are darkened because they

their souls are darkened because they kiss each other yes

kiss each other yes

kiss each other yes kiss

kiss

kiss yes it's unnatural

interesting

how was practice

it was fine

you look fine tires my hair your hair is

you look fine tires my hair your hair is

you look fine tires my hair your hair is the best part of this whole ordeal I

the best part of this whole ordeal I

the best part of this whole ordeal I hate my face shut up

hate my face shut up

hate my face shut up like taller or something girl I was like

like taller or something girl I was like

like taller or something girl I was like shut up

shut up

shut up boobs

boobs

boobs are totally drawing me in right now

are totally drawing me in right now

are totally drawing me in right now really yeah

really yeah

really yeah okay okay

okay okay

okay okay wow where am I hey Mom I just want to

wow where am I hey Mom I just want to

wow where am I hey Mom I just want to let you know Gino's ready

let you know Gino's ready

let you know Gino's ready I'm not I'm not eating here what do you

I'm not I'm not eating here what do you

I'm not I'm not eating here what do you mean you're not eating here I'm going

mean you're not eating here I'm going

mean you're not eating here I'm going out now tonight you aren't well I told

out now tonight you aren't well I told

out now tonight you aren't well I told you I'm going to get dinner with a

you I'm going to get dinner with a

you I'm going to get dinner with a friend tonight you did not yes I did

friend tonight you did not yes I did

friend tonight you did not yes I did last night I said Mom I'm not gonna be

last night I said Mom I'm not gonna be

last night I said Mom I'm not gonna be around tomorrow night I'm getting pizza

around tomorrow night I'm getting pizza

around tomorrow night I'm getting pizza with friends but what am I supposed to

with friends but what am I supposed to

with friends but what am I supposed to do with all this lasagna Ali de lasagna

do with all this lasagna Ali de lasagna

do with all this lasagna Ali de lasagna I love lasagna she does yeah okay Regina

I love lasagna she does yeah okay Regina

I love lasagna she does yeah okay Regina wash your hands Tara

wash your hands Tara

wash your hands Tara be safe

be safe

be safe thanks Mom

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[Music]

breathe breathe Tara

you're hot I'm hot I'm hot as

the door smile

the door smile

the door smile boobs

okay

oh okay

oh okay

oh okay um wrong house I'm sorry

um wrong house I'm sorry

um wrong house I'm sorry you're looking for Robin

you're looking for Robin

you're looking for Robin she'll be right up I'm her cousin Chad

she'll be right up I'm her cousin Chad

she'll be right up I'm her cousin Chad oh hi I'm Tara

oh hi I'm Tara

oh hi I'm Tara you look hot are you sure you're a

you look hot are you sure you're a

you look hot are you sure you're a lesbian pretty sure yeah

[Music]

oh herself

don't use my laptop to do it

don't use my laptop to do it

don't use my laptop to do it sorry

sorry

sorry not a problem

not a problem

not a problem where should we go yeah you are

where should we go yeah you are

where should we go yeah you are okay

okay

okay I am you look beautiful

I am you look beautiful

I am you look beautiful really

what I mean thank you thank you

shall we go yeah

please

I I got it it's good I got it I'm

I I got it it's good I got it I'm

I I got it it's good I got it I'm serious I got it I got it

there

laughs

okay Regina

is my daughter really a lesbian or is

is my daughter really a lesbian or is

is my daughter really a lesbian or is this just a rebellious phase

this just a rebellious phase

this just a rebellious phase Miss Mitchell's

Miss Mitchell's

Miss Mitchell's with all due respect

with all due respect

with all due respect Tara is a lesbian capital

Tara is a lesbian capital

Tara is a lesbian capital people don't weave in and out of their

people don't weave in and out of their

people don't weave in and out of their sexual orientation

sexual orientation

sexual orientation well I know I don't anyways

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Jakey

this is Brian I went to high school with

this is Brian I went to high school with

this is Brian I went to high school with him he's an

him he's an

him he's an amazing hey man hey

amazing hey man hey

amazing hey man hey so what are you guys up to

so what are you guys up to

so what are you guys up to catching up we might go to the drive-in

catching up we might go to the drive-in

catching up we might go to the drive-in later that's cool

later that's cool

later that's cool oh need some uh yeah thanks

oh need some uh yeah thanks

oh need some uh yeah thanks so you went to Roosevelt yeah what year

so you went to Roosevelt yeah what year

so you went to Roosevelt yeah what year are you senior

are you senior

are you senior Brian was on the varsity water polo team

Brian was on the varsity water polo team

Brian was on the varsity water polo team really that's awesome yeah you should

really that's awesome yeah you should

really that's awesome yeah you should try it I'm not much of a swimmer

try it I'm not much of a swimmer

try it I'm not much of a swimmer but I'm on cross country cool

but I'm on cross country cool

but I'm on cross country cool so how long are you in town for uh I'm

so how long are you in town for uh I'm

so how long are you in town for uh I'm still Sunday I'm gonna go back to

still Sunday I'm gonna go back to

still Sunday I'm gonna go back to Chicago

Chicago

Chicago you live in Chicago yeah

you live in Chicago yeah

you live in Chicago yeah that's cool I love Chicago

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all these things would then begin to

all these things would then begin to

all these things would then begin to lies

lies

lies [Music]

two women together it's so

like gay men I can understand

like gay men I can understand

like gay men I can understand it's so

it's so

it's so [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hello

hello

hello yes

what

what

I just saw her

I just saw her

I just saw her oh Jesus

oh Jesus

oh Jesus oh God

yes

okay

okay

okay okay

my mother

my mother just had a stroke and died

yesterday we were at the grocery

at the grocery picking out ham salad

and now

she's dead

she's dead

she's dead oh my God

oh my God

oh my God so I'm sitting there and I'm pretending

so I'm sitting there and I'm pretending

so I'm sitting there and I'm pretending to be completely oblivious and playing

to be completely oblivious and playing

to be completely oblivious and playing with my food as she is actually

with my food as she is actually

with my food as she is actually hitting on our waitress

hitting on our waitress

hitting on our waitress yeah

yeah

yeah so I'm praying for this

so I'm praying for this

so I'm praying for this date to be over

date to be over

date to be over we gotta get back on her hugest

we gotta get back on her hugest

we gotta get back on her hugest motorcycle to get home but I'm like

motorcycle to get home but I'm like

motorcycle to get home but I'm like whatever I just I can't wait to get out

whatever I just I can't wait to get out

whatever I just I can't wait to get out of here

of here

of here and she decides she wants to get some

and she decides she wants to get some

and she decides she wants to get some cigarettes so we're driving around we go

cigarettes so we're driving around we go

cigarettes so we're driving around we go to a gas station

to a gas station

to a gas station only they don't have her favorite brand

only they don't have her favorite brand

only they don't have her favorite brand so she drags me around looking for her

so she drags me around looking for her

so she drags me around looking for her favorite cigarettes yeah

favorite cigarettes yeah

favorite cigarettes yeah freezing outside it's in the middle of

freezing outside it's in the middle of

freezing outside it's in the middle of November

November

November my nose looks like a Rudolph my hair is

my nose looks like a Rudolph my hair is

my nose looks like a Rudolph my hair is a complete mess my feet are soaked and

a complete mess my feet are soaked and

a complete mess my feet are soaked and she drives over a puddle of Mud as if

she drives over a puddle of Mud as if

she drives over a puddle of Mud as if that wasn't enough okay I mean finally

that wasn't enough okay I mean finally

that wasn't enough okay I mean finally it's over we get home

it's over we get home

it's over we get home and I'm thinking okay

and I'm thinking okay

and I'm thinking okay this is the end she walks me to the door

this is the end she walks me to the door

this is the end she walks me to the door and she asks me if she could come inside

and she asks me if she could come inside

and she asks me if she could come inside okay

okay

okay hell no

hell no

hell no but then she kissed me and ended up

but then she kissed me and ended up

but then she kissed me and ended up having sex

having sex

having sex after all that you still slept with her

after all that you still slept with her

after all that you still slept with her sure I mean I have to get something out

sure I mean I have to get something out

sure I mean I have to get something out of it right wow

so did you just recently come out is it

so did you just recently come out is it

so did you just recently come out is it that obvious

that obvious

that obvious oh no I just I was wondering how your

oh no I just I was wondering how your

oh no I just I was wondering how your family was taking it you mean like my

family was taking it you mean like my

family was taking it you mean like my brother's pretty supportive my mom

brother's pretty supportive my mom

brother's pretty supportive my mom doesn't understand yet so she basically

doesn't understand yet so she basically

doesn't understand yet so she basically harasses me till no end and my dad

harasses me till no end and my dad

harasses me till no end and my dad oh I'm sorry

oh I'm sorry

oh I'm sorry how long have you been up

how long have you been up

how long have you been up I never really came out

I never really came out

I never really came out yeah

yeah

yeah I was crushing on girls and

I was crushing on girls and

I was crushing on girls and first grade

first grade

first grade I loved Olivia Benson a nice view hey I

I loved Olivia Benson a nice view hey I

I loved Olivia Benson a nice view hey I bought my first plan on Middle School

bought my first plan on Middle School

bought my first plan on Middle School me

me

me but I guess

but I guess

but I guess officially I came out when I was 14.

officially I came out when I was 14.

officially I came out when I was 14. yeah

yeah

yeah I brought my first girlfriend home and

I brought my first girlfriend home and

I brought my first girlfriend home and kind of sort of mentioned our

kind of sort of mentioned our

kind of sort of mentioned our relationship

relationship

relationship they never made a big deal out of it

they never made a big deal out of it

they never made a big deal out of it I do have these cousins that are awfully

I do have these cousins that are awfully

I do have these cousins that are awfully interested in my relationships I mean

interested in my relationships I mean

interested in my relationships I mean they want to know every detail it's kind

they want to know every detail it's kind

they want to know every detail it's kind of strange

but the family's been pretty supportive

but the family's been pretty supportive

but the family's been pretty supportive they don't make a big deal in a good way

I should love this View

I should love this View

I should love this View I used to come here with Mom

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[Music]

[Music] hello

hello

hello mom

mom

mom yeah I'll be home soon

yeah I'll be home soon

yeah I'll be home soon seriously this is ridiculous

seriously this is ridiculous

seriously this is ridiculous wait what

oh

oh

oh um okay

um okay

um okay I love you too

I love you too

I love you too what's wrong

what's wrong

what's wrong um

um

um so my my grandma just died I guess

so my my grandma just died I guess

so my my grandma just died I guess I'm so sorry so I no I I get it let's go

good morning everybody how are you all

good morning everybody how are you all

good morning everybody how are you all doing today you tired are you sleepy

doing today you tired are you sleepy

doing today you tired are you sleepy were you up last night getting your

were you up last night getting your

were you up last night getting your groove thing on

groove thing on

groove thing on anyway so I have a wonderful surprise

anyway so I have a wonderful surprise

anyway so I have a wonderful surprise for you all this morning Sarah Samuels

for you all this morning Sarah Samuels

for you all this morning Sarah Samuels and her crew are back from Africa early

and her crew are back from Africa early

and her crew are back from Africa early yeah I know they were due back two weeks

yeah I know they were due back two weeks

yeah I know they were due back two weeks from now but they're here now and they

from now but they're here now and they

from now but they're here now and they have a testimony that they would like to

have a testimony that they would like to

have a testimony that they would like to share with us all all right so I want

share with us all all right so I want

share with us all all right so I want you to help me in giving a warm welcome

you to help me in giving a warm welcome

you to help me in giving a warm welcome to these ladies as they share with us

to these ladies as they share with us

to these ladies as they share with us what God has put in their hearts all

what God has put in their hearts all

what God has put in their hearts all right so let's give it up for Sarah

right so let's give it up for Sarah

right so let's give it up for Sarah Veronica and Lindsay

Veronica and Lindsay

Veronica and Lindsay [Applause]

hi everyone or as they say in Zulu

hi everyone or as they say in Zulu

hi everyone or as they say in Zulu sabona

sabona

sabona we're back from Africa and let me just

we're back from Africa and let me just

we're back from Africa and let me just tell you God is good

tell you God is good

tell you God is good amen

so we were just in Africa doing

so we were just in Africa doing

so we were just in Africa doing non-traditional missions work and I have

non-traditional missions work and I have

non-traditional missions work and I have to say I miss it more and more every day

to say I miss it more and more every day

to say I miss it more and more every day and I know you're all probably wondering

and I know you're all probably wondering

and I know you're all probably wondering what we're doing back so soon

what we're doing back so soon

what we're doing back so soon we were scheduled to be there for

we were scheduled to be there for

we were scheduled to be there for another two weeks but we ran out of

another two weeks but we ran out of

another two weeks but we ran out of money at the last minute because someone

money at the last minute because someone

money at the last minute because someone forgot to schedule a third bake sale

nonetheless

nonetheless

nonetheless we did amazing work in God's Kingdom

we did amazing work in God's Kingdom

we did amazing work in God's Kingdom that's awesome ladies I'm sure we all

that's awesome ladies I'm sure we all

that's awesome ladies I'm sure we all have a million questions so let's start

have a million questions so let's start

have a million questions so let's start with this one what was the hardest part

with this one what was the hardest part

with this one what was the hardest part oh my gosh

oh my gosh

oh my gosh the hardest part was being uncomfortable

the hardest part was being uncomfortable

the hardest part was being uncomfortable physically

physically

physically I mean we backpacked for days we stopped

I mean we backpacked for days we stopped

I mean we backpacked for days we stopped shaving for weeks our pits stink our

shaving for weeks our pits stink our

shaving for weeks our pits stink our feet hurt we ate so much meat and drink

feet hurt we ate so much meat and drink

feet hurt we ate so much meat and drink down so many gallons of African tea I

down so many gallons of African tea I

down so many gallons of African tea I thought we'd never see a Caesar salad

thought we'd never see a Caesar salad

thought we'd never see a Caesar salad again

again

again but God is good and he made a way for us

but God is good and he made a way for us

but God is good and he made a way for us to adjust to the diet and the conditions

to adjust to the diet and the conditions

to adjust to the diet and the conditions and it was so worth it

and it was so worth it

and it was so worth it God really

God really

God really broke down our pride out there

broke down our pride out there

broke down our pride out there we're really forced to focus on helping

we're really forced to focus on helping

we're really forced to focus on helping others

others

others I realized how flawed I was in the

I realized how flawed I was in the

I realized how flawed I was in the beginning

beginning

beginning but being in the countries we were in

but being in the countries we were in

but being in the countries we were in forced me to be dependent on God and

forced me to be dependent on God and

forced me to be dependent on God and necked with the

necked with the

necked with the acted with

acted with

acted with that's why I did the unthinkable and got

that's why I did the unthinkable and got

that's why I did the unthinkable and got this weave so that I could really be

this weave so that I could really be

this weave so that I could really be just like my soul sisters in Kenya and

just like my soul sisters in Kenya and

just like my soul sisters in Kenya and South Africa and the Bronx even

South Africa and the Bronx even

South Africa and the Bronx even I was there a few years ago doing

I was there a few years ago doing

I was there a few years ago doing missions work and let me just tell you I

missions work and let me just tell you I

missions work and let me just tell you I felt so out of place if I ever go back

felt so out of place if I ever go back

felt so out of place if I ever go back to the Bronx you better believe I'll be

to the Bronx you better believe I'll be

to the Bronx you better believe I'll be rocking this

oh

what about you Veronica and Lindsay did

what about you Veronica and Lindsay did

what about you Veronica and Lindsay did you do anything wild and crazy well I

you do anything wild and crazy well I

you do anything wild and crazy well I wanted to buy a weave but someone forgot

wanted to buy a weave but someone forgot

wanted to buy a weave but someone forgot to schedule that necessary third bake

to schedule that necessary third bake

to schedule that necessary third bake sale I'm sorry my mom said I couldn't

sale I'm sorry my mom said I couldn't

sale I'm sorry my mom said I couldn't use the kitchen that day no excuses

use the kitchen that day no excuses

use the kitchen that day no excuses I'll try better next year when we go to

I'll try better next year when we go to

I'll try better next year when we go to Korea no

no one wears weaves in Korea weave

no one wears weaves in Korea weave

no one wears weaves in Korea weave season is over

season is over

season is over they have kimanos there

they have kimanos there

they have kimanos there that's Japan Japan Lindsay

they're jet lagged huh

they're jet lagged huh

they're jet lagged huh what was the first thing you did when

what was the first thing you did when

what was the first thing you did when you got back

you got back

you got back I got a Starbucks

I got a Starbucks

I got a Starbucks I'm such a foodie

but let me just wrap up by saying

but let me just wrap up by saying

but let me just wrap up by saying God is still here doing work

God is still here doing work

God is still here doing work in me

in me

in me in Africa

in Africa

in Africa and he's ready to do work in you

and he's ready to do work in you

and he's ready to do work in you all you have to do is say God

all you have to do is say God

all you have to do is say God I'm ready

and I'm ready for the next adventure and

and I'm ready for the next adventure and

and I'm ready for the next adventure and I want to invite all of you to join me

I want to invite all of you to join me

I want to invite all of you to join me next year in South Korea

next year in South Korea

next year in South Korea God is still doing work here

God is still doing work here

God is still doing work here and through God's grace

and through God's grace

and through God's grace we are healed

we are healed

we are healed wow

wow

wow thank you Sarah

God Sarah and her minions make me sick

God Sarah and her minions make me sick

God Sarah and her minions make me sick well at least they're doing something

I guess

you know that's the one country that has

you know that's the one country that has

you know that's the one country that has more evangelicals

I gotta go

why can't I get a lesbian

why can't I get a lesbian

why can't I get a lesbian serious I mean anything a girl could do

serious I mean anything a girl could do

serious I mean anything a girl could do to another girl I can do

to another girl I can do

to another girl I can do and what's to do with lesbian porn

and what's to do with lesbian porn

and what's to do with lesbian porn anyway I mean it's hot yeah but it's

anyway I mean it's hot yeah but it's

anyway I mean it's hot yeah but it's just something off about it

works for me do you watch lesbian porn

rarely

rarely

rarely it's kind of hot

it's kind of hot

it's kind of hot how accurate is it

how accurate is it

how accurate is it I'm not having this person

I'm not having this person

I'm not having this person oh my God Chad shut up

oh my God Chad shut up

oh my God Chad shut up why are lesbians allowed to talk about

why are lesbians allowed to talk about

why are lesbians allowed to talk about girls but when I do it it's perverted

girls but when I do it it's perverted

girls but when I do it it's perverted because you're a pervert

because you're a pervert

because you're a pervert it's okay to talk about girls you're

it's okay to talk about girls you're

it's okay to talk about girls you're just too much

just too much

just too much an arrest how was your date with the

an arrest how was your date with the

an arrest how was your date with the girl

you like her

you like her

you like her yeah

yeah

yeah well you haven't seen her since

grandma died

yeah

yeah

yeah that sucks

that sucks

that sucks let me talk to her since

let me talk to her since

let me talk to her since oh we've texted a little but I'm so

oh we've texted a little but I'm so

oh we've texted a little but I'm so useless when it happens I just never

useless when it happens I just never

useless when it happens I just never know what to say

funerals today

I knew I shouldn't have worn these shoes

I knew I shouldn't have worn these shoes

I knew I shouldn't have worn these shoes I need to take them off

I need to take them off

I need to take them off Chris you are so lucky you do not have

Chris you are so lucky you do not have

Chris you are so lucky you do not have to wear heels

Tara I don't know why you just couldn't

Tara I don't know why you just couldn't

Tara I don't know why you just couldn't have worn what I picked out for you

have worn what I picked out for you

have worn what I picked out for you the one day that's not centered around

the one day that's not centered around

the one day that's not centered around you and you still choose to dress up

you and you still choose to dress up

you and you still choose to dress up like a

like a

like a groomsmen why don't you let me help you

groomsmen why don't you let me help you

groomsmen why don't you let me help you out you've got it

how about I stay tonight well that would

how about I stay tonight well that would

how about I stay tonight well that would be nice and then we could actually have

be nice and then we could actually have

be nice and then we could actually have a real conversation instead of me just

a real conversation instead of me just

a real conversation instead of me just talking to a blank expression

talking to a blank expression

talking to a blank expression your grandmother just died and you

your grandmother just died and you

your grandmother just died and you thought that's okay I'll look like a man

thought that's okay I'll look like a man

thought that's okay I'll look like a man anyway

anyway

anyway but oh no Miss Tara is a lesbian she's

but oh no Miss Tara is a lesbian she's

but oh no Miss Tara is a lesbian she's exempt from all the rules

exempt from all the rules

exempt from all the rules and Lord you embarrass me in front of

and Lord you embarrass me in front of

and Lord you embarrass me in front of Pastor Jenkins

Pastor Jenkins

Pastor Jenkins he didn't say anything

he didn't say anything

he didn't say anything but I could tell when we walked in

but I could tell when we walked in

but I could tell when we walked in oh

oh

oh she's one of those

I am so glad my mother died before she

I am so glad my mother died before she

I am so glad my mother died before she could see what you've turned into

could see what you've turned into

could see what you've turned into I told myself I'll keep my mouth shut I

I told myself I'll keep my mouth shut I

I told myself I'll keep my mouth shut I won't say anything she'll grow out of it

won't say anything she'll grow out of it

won't say anything she'll grow out of it and look what good that did it's

and look what good that did it's

and look what good that did it's shameful

shameful

shameful it's disgusting and don't give me that I

it's disgusting and don't give me that I

it's disgusting and don't give me that I was born this way you chose this

I didn't choose to be this way I just am

I didn't choose to be this way I just am

I didn't choose to be this way I just am shut up Tara just shut up you were not

shut up Tara just shut up you were not

shut up Tara just shut up you were not born this way and until you figure that

born this way and until you figure that

born this way and until you figure that out you can go find somewhere else to

out you can go find somewhere else to

out you can go find somewhere else to live

live

live that is some cliche mom the ultimatum

that is some cliche mom the ultimatum

that is some cliche mom the ultimatum where the gay kid gets kicked out and I

where the gay kid gets kicked out and I

where the gay kid gets kicked out and I knew this was coming because you're so

knew this was coming because you're so

knew this was coming because you're so unpredictable so you've had time to pack

unpredictable so you've had time to pack

unpredictable so you've had time to pack huh hey how about both of y'all just

huh hey how about both of y'all just

huh hey how about both of y'all just calm down it's the grief talking all

calm down it's the grief talking all

calm down it's the grief talking all right shut up

right shut up

right shut up you know

you know

you know you're the most miserable person I know

you're the most miserable person I know

you're the most miserable person I know and I actually feel sorry for you

and I actually feel sorry for you

and I actually feel sorry for you I don't stay at Regina's until you get

I don't stay at Regina's until you get

I don't stay at Regina's until you get some scents in your head or at least a

some scents in your head or at least a

some scents in your head or at least a heart because that'd be nice I don't

heart because that'd be nice I don't

heart because that'd be nice I don't need to be around anyone who hates me

need to be around anyone who hates me

need to be around anyone who hates me for being who I am I don't Tara she

for being who I am I don't Tara she

for being who I am I don't Tara she doesn't hate you no Chris and you know

doesn't hate you no Chris and you know

doesn't hate you no Chris and you know what you're gonna regret this one day

what you're gonna regret this one day

what you're gonna regret this one day all day you're putting me through just

all day you're putting me through just

all day you're putting me through just because you're so ignorant and you're so

because you're so ignorant and you're so

because you're so ignorant and you're so uncomfortable with me

uncomfortable with me

uncomfortable with me well I won't regret this today you have

well I won't regret this today you have

well I won't regret this today you have five minutes to go pack some

five minutes to go pack some

five minutes to go pack some and get out

sorry I just think that's crazy what

sorry I just think that's crazy what

sorry I just think that's crazy what you're watching

I'll turn it off I know you probably

I'll turn it off I know you probably

I'll turn it off I know you probably actually I kind of like it I mean I

actually I kind of like it I mean I

actually I kind of like it I mean I don't agree with a lot of it the sex the

don't agree with a lot of it the sex the

don't agree with a lot of it the sex the materialism the dismissal gender roles

materialism the dismissal gender roles

materialism the dismissal gender roles but

but

but a great hair she does

a great hair she does

a great hair she does I have a real life I have such a carry

I have a real life I have such a carry

I have a real life I have such a carry but I really

I could never pull off that outfit

I could never pull off that outfit

I could never pull off that outfit me either

me either

me either but it wasn't my choice to take them off

but it wasn't my choice to take them off

but it wasn't my choice to take them off God it's a joke it's

well it's shame

okay okay

okay okay

okay okay um what

um what

um what same with you for a few days maybe even

same with you for a few days maybe even

same with you for a few days maybe even what I don't know but I I hate my mom

what I don't know but I I hate my mom

what I don't know but I I hate my mom Tara what's wrong

Tara what's wrong

Tara what's wrong and I don't know I survive for as long

and I don't know I survive for as long

and I don't know I survive for as long as I have okay well let's go into my

as I have okay well let's go into my

as I have okay well let's go into my room and smoke a cigarette I don't smoke

room and smoke a cigarette I don't smoke

room and smoke a cigarette I don't smoke but I do now come on

okay no smell

you already said that well she is why

you already said that well she is why

you already said that well she is why she

she

she she said that until I learned that I'm a

she said that until I learned that I'm a

she said that until I learned that I'm a straight girl I could forget about

straight girl I could forget about

straight girl I could forget about living with her

living with her

living with her what

what

what Regina she like literally kicked me out

Regina she like literally kicked me out

Regina she like literally kicked me out I Feel Like a Lady Gaga special oh honey

I Feel Like a Lady Gaga special oh honey

I Feel Like a Lady Gaga special oh honey you are not a Lady Gaga special well I

you are not a Lady Gaga special well I

you are not a Lady Gaga special well I feel like one I'm sure I won't be

feel like one I'm sure I won't be

feel like one I'm sure I won't be permanent she's just upset

here you can sleep in my bed until your

here you can sleep in my bed until your

here you can sleep in my bed until your mom lets you back in she just lost her

mom lets you back in she just lost her

mom lets you back in she just lost her mom she's sad I don't care

mom she's sad I don't care

mom she's sad I don't care my mom has some blankets in the guest

my mom has some blankets in the guest

my mom has some blankets in the guest room but they're in the wash because

room but they're in the wash because

room but they're in the wash because boys

boys

boys what are you doing

what are you doing

what are you doing I'll be I'll be back do you want me to

I'll be I'll be back do you want me to

I'll be I'll be back do you want me to go with you no

here

here

here it's hot out I thought you might like it

it's hot out I thought you might like it

it's hot out I thought you might like it I added a heath bar

I added a heath bar

I added a heath bar thanks

what's up

Jake

are you um

gay

gay

gay no

no

no because if you were I'd love you I'll

because if you were I'd love you I'll

because if you were I'd love you I'll always love you no matter what

I I didn't mean to upset you

I I didn't mean to upset you

I I didn't mean to upset you I'm sick of people assuming things

I didn't mean anything but

okay well do you want anything else no

I love you Jackie

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I am flesh and Bone

I am flesh and Bone

I am flesh and Bone I am nerves and tissue

I am nerves and tissue

I am nerves and tissue when I am naked I am pure

when I am naked I am pure

when I am naked I am pure when I am clothed I am insecure

when I am clothed I am insecure

when I am clothed I am insecure I hate myself and I can't even say why

I hate myself and I can't even say why

I hate myself and I can't even say why if I wear a leaf I could catch a breeze

if I wear a leaf I could catch a breeze

if I wear a leaf I could catch a breeze and just Drift Away

and just Drift Away

and just Drift Away from my fears and becomes a person I was

from my fears and becomes a person I was

from my fears and becomes a person I was always Born to Be Me

unless who I am is wrong

unless who I am is wrong

unless who I am is wrong and there's nothing left to do

and there's nothing left to do

and there's nothing left to do what if you've prayed cried screamed and

what if you've prayed cried screamed and

what if you've prayed cried screamed and demanded to not be the person you are

demanded to not be the person you are

demanded to not be the person you are but no one is listening

but no one is listening

but no one is listening you're the only one in the room

you're the only one in the room

you're the only one in the room struggling with this and suddenly

struggling with this and suddenly

struggling with this and suddenly nothing makes sense anymore everything

nothing makes sense anymore everything

nothing makes sense anymore everything you've ever believed in and built your

you've ever believed in and built your

you've ever believed in and built your entire life around collapses beneath

entire life around collapses beneath

entire life around collapses beneath your feet

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you know

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[Music]

[Music] I am

okay

I love you

I love you

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[Music] Jesus

[Applause]

I would expect that day

I would expect that day

I would expect that day [Music]

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[Music] he did not write

he did not write

he did not write once

I would expect that today

hey

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] somehow Despite All Odds

somehow Despite All Odds

somehow Despite All Odds [Music]

find the strength to stand