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[Music] hey one of my students is doing an open

hey one of my students is doing an open

hey one of my students is doing an open mic at the Park Street Lounge want to

mic at the Park Street Lounge want to

mic at the Park Street Lounge want to come when tonight how's that work fake

come when tonight how's that work fake

come when tonight how's that work fake ID do you really think you should be

ID do you really think you should be

ID do you really think you should be encouraging the delinquency of a minor

encouraging the delinquency of a minor

encouraging the delinquency of a minor they serve food so miners can be in

they serve food so miners can be in

they serve food so miners can be in there before nine which is perfect

there before nine which is perfect

there before nine which is perfect because I'm starving okay if I pass I

because I'm starving okay if I pass I

because I'm starving okay if I pass I think I've got some steam for fixing

think I've got some steam for fixing

think I've got some steam for fixing this how could it be so hard to put

this how could it be so hard to put

this how could it be so hard to put words into the Mounds of people that

words into the Mounds of people that

words into the Mounds of people that only exist in my head maybe you'd think

only exist in my head maybe you'd think

only exist in my head maybe you'd think I would have a little influence here a

I would have a little influence here a

I would have a little influence here a little distance

little distance

little distance looks like the sky is getting dark you

looks like the sky is getting dark you

looks like the sky is getting dark you might want to grab an umbrella what are

might want to grab an umbrella what are

might want to grab an umbrella what are you working on oh no the secret to a

you working on oh no the secret to a

you working on oh no the secret to a perfect pot of inspiration is to keep it

perfect pot of inspiration is to keep it

perfect pot of inspiration is to keep it covered and simmer till done suit

covered and simmer till done suit

covered and simmer till done suit yourself

yourself

yourself okay maybe when you get back I'll read

okay maybe when you get back I'll read

okay maybe when you get back I'll read you the sexy part you inspire me I

you the sexy part you inspire me I

you the sexy part you inspire me I better

better

better fun with your invisible friends

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you know having an affair is like buying

you know having an affair is like buying

you know having an affair is like buying a loaf of bread you only take the crust

a loaf of bread you only take the crust

a loaf of bread you only take the crust because they come with the package but

because they come with the package but

because they come with the package but those crusts are the beginning and end

those crusts are the beginning and end

those crusts are the beginning and end of the loaf and if I were going to tell

of the loaf and if I were going to tell

of the loaf and if I were going to tell the story about two people and then to

the story about two people and then to

the story about two people and then to compare it to a loaf of bread I wouldn't

compare it to a loaf of bread I wouldn't

compare it to a loaf of bread I wouldn't need to tell you about the middle

need to tell you about the middle

need to tell you about the middle because everyone knows that was good

because everyone knows that was good

because everyone knows that was good I guess this is the story of the crusts

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thank you

thank you

thank you so how'd the audition go well they saw

so how'd the audition go well they saw

so how'd the audition go well they saw my face

my face

my face I guess they were looking for someone

I guess they were looking for someone

I guess they were looking for someone who didn't have as many miles on her

who didn't have as many miles on her

who didn't have as many miles on her sorry

sorry

sorry so is there something else or did you

so is there something else or did you

so is there something else or did you simply not have the strength to walk

simply not have the strength to walk

simply not have the strength to walk next door to your own place mail call

next door to your own place mail call

next door to your own place mail call again Calvin get it fixed and I'll stay

again Calvin get it fixed and I'll stay

again Calvin get it fixed and I'll stay out of it uh quit rattling the handle

out of it uh quit rattling the handle

out of it uh quit rattling the handle and it won't come open when it's not

and it won't come open when it's not

and it won't come open when it's not supposed to you know you're lucky it's

supposed to you know you're lucky it's

supposed to you know you're lucky it's just me prowling around in there

just me prowling around in there

just me prowling around in there identity thieves would love to get their

identity thieves would love to get their

identity thieves would love to get their hands in your personal info your life

hands in your personal info your life

hands in your personal info your life would be plastered all over the dark web

would be plastered all over the dark web

would be plastered all over the dark web you do of course realize that's illegal

you do of course realize that's illegal

you do of course realize that's illegal of course it's illegal bad guys dark web

of course it's illegal bad guys dark web

of course it's illegal bad guys dark web are you missing the connection here

are you missing the connection here

are you missing the connection here Jesse I meant opening someone else's

Jesse I meant opening someone else's

Jesse I meant opening someone else's mailbox I could have you arrested you

mailbox I could have you arrested you

mailbox I could have you arrested you know will you be pressing charges oh my

know will you be pressing charges oh my

know will you be pressing charges oh my God I'm not nearly presentable for a

God I'm not nearly presentable for a

God I'm not nearly presentable for a strip search I'll get it fixed Kelvin by

strip search I'll get it fixed Kelvin by

strip search I'll get it fixed Kelvin by the way in case you were curious I was

the way in case you were curious I was

the way in case you were curious I was working here before the interruption too

working here before the interruption too

working here before the interruption too late for that now

late for that now

late for that now what is this what you're wearing excuse

what is this what you're wearing excuse

what is this what you're wearing excuse me your guests will be here any minute

me your guests will be here any minute

me your guests will be here any minute guess what are you talking about your

guess what are you talking about your

guess what are you talking about your serving cocktails the welcome to woman

serving cocktails the welcome to woman

serving cocktails the welcome to woman who moved in yesterday her name is Molly

who moved in yesterday her name is Molly

who moved in yesterday her name is Molly she's a friend of Grace and Kathy's

she's a friend of Grace and Kathy's

she's a friend of Grace and Kathy's Mitchell and I met them while they were

Mitchell and I met them while they were

Mitchell and I met them while they were bringing in the Devon she has some

bringing in the Devon she has some

bringing in the Devon she has some lovely things Calvin I don't want any

lovely things Calvin I don't want any

lovely things Calvin I don't want any company today too late just go slip into

company today too late just go slip into

company today too late just go slip into something a little sexy this is as sexy

something a little sexy this is as sexy

something a little sexy this is as sexy as it gets Kelvin

as it gets Kelvin

as it gets Kelvin sure if you're going to Aunt Betty's for

sure if you're going to Aunt Betty's for

sure if you're going to Aunt Betty's for canasta

Aunt Betty's for canasta

oh what is this a bomb shelter why are

oh what is this a bomb shelter why are

oh what is this a bomb shelter why are you doing this to me Jesse it's been two

you doing this to me Jesse it's been two

you doing this to me Jesse it's been two years since Donna's accident

years since Donna's accident

years since Donna's accident I think it's time that you slapped on

I think it's time that you slapped on

I think it's time that you slapped on those Spurs and got back in the saddle

those Spurs and got back in the saddle

those Spurs and got back in the saddle Calvin Donna didn't just have an

Calvin Donna didn't just have an

Calvin Donna didn't just have an accident

accident

accident she died

she died

she died if I wanted to meet other women if I was

if I wanted to meet other women if I was

if I wanted to meet other women if I was ready I would be out there looking for

ready I would be out there looking for

ready I would be out there looking for someone but you're not you're just

someone but you're not you're just

someone but you're not you're just sitting here in this living room does

sitting here in this living room does

sitting here in this living room does that tell you anything writing and

that tell you anything writing and

that tell you anything writing and rewriting that damn manuscript so now

rewriting that damn manuscript so now

rewriting that damn manuscript so now you're going to tell me how to write

you're going to tell me how to write

you're going to tell me how to write Kelvin oh I would never pretend to give

Kelvin oh I would never pretend to give

Kelvin oh I would never pretend to give advice to Jesse Collins author poet

advice to Jesse Collins author poet

advice to Jesse Collins author poet everyone's favorite Storyteller but I do

everyone's favorite Storyteller but I do

everyone's favorite Storyteller but I do have some thoughts for just Jessie the

have some thoughts for just Jessie the

have some thoughts for just Jessie the girl who lives next door woman next door

girl who lives next door woman next door

girl who lives next door woman next door woman next door

woman next door

woman next door Jesse no matter how many times you

Jesse no matter how many times you

Jesse no matter how many times you rewrite the story you can't change the

rewrite the story you can't change the

rewrite the story you can't change the ending you need to start living again

ending you need to start living again

ending you need to start living again I'm doing things oh I picked up a gig

I'm doing things oh I picked up a gig

I'm doing things oh I picked up a gig teaching poetry for parks and rec in

teaching poetry for parks and rec in

teaching poetry for parks and rec in fact I have three people coming over

fact I have three people coming over

fact I have three people coming over tonight for our first meeting hosting

tonight for our first meeting hosting

tonight for our first meeting hosting community in your living room what a

community in your living room what a

community in your living room what a great first step nowhere I'm not ready

great first step nowhere I'm not ready

great first step nowhere I'm not ready for anything else Kelvin did I ask you

for anything else Kelvin did I ask you

for anything else Kelvin did I ask you to marry this girl no I just want you

to marry this girl no I just want you

to marry this girl no I just want you two to meet

two to meet

two to meet do you know why this won't work I'd say

do you know why this won't work I'd say

do you know why this won't work I'd say your attitude is a contributing factor

your attitude is a contributing factor

your attitude is a contributing factor do you remember the last time you

do you remember the last time you

do you remember the last time you brought home the perfect girl for me to

brought home the perfect girl for me to

brought home the perfect girl for me to meet Mona the dancer well excuse me you

meet Mona the dancer well excuse me you

meet Mona the dancer well excuse me you didn't say you were looking for a rocket

didn't say you were looking for a rocket

didn't say you were looking for a rocket scientist conversation is not rocket

scientist conversation is not rocket

scientist conversation is not rocket science look all I want is to end up

science look all I want is to end up

science look all I want is to end up with somebody that I can really talk to

with somebody that I can really talk to

with somebody that I can really talk to like Donna

so who is this girl did you have to pay

so who is this girl did you have to pay

so who is this girl did you have to pay her I think you'll really like her Jess

her I think you'll really like her Jess

her I think you'll really like her Jess she's an artist a creative type like you

don't you ever get tired of being alone

don't you ever get tired of being alone

don't you ever get tired of being alone chess

chess

chess you know In some cultures Solitude is

you know In some cultures Solitude is

you know In some cultures Solitude is revered as a gift a prize in fact there

revered as a gift a prize in fact there

revered as a gift a prize in fact there are bonuses bonuses oh because you don't

are bonuses bonuses oh because you don't

are bonuses bonuses oh because you don't have to shave above the knee I got it

have to shave above the knee I got it

have to shave above the knee I got it and there's never an argument about

and there's never an argument about

and there's never an argument about what's for dinner what movie to watch

what's for dinner what movie to watch

what's for dinner what movie to watch yeah but when it's time for a little put

yeah but when it's time for a little put

yeah but when it's time for a little put and take then what well even that's fine

and take then what well even that's fine

and take then what well even that's fine besides sex becomes complicated when

besides sex becomes complicated when

besides sex becomes complicated when there's another person involved Chessie

there's another person involved Chessie

there's another person involved Chessie just give this woman a chance for me I

just give this woman a chance for me I

just give this woman a chance for me I simply ache to see you so alone

simply ache to see you so alone

simply ache to see you so alone uh tears me up to see you in this much

uh tears me up to see you in this much

uh tears me up to see you in this much pain Calvin

pain Calvin

pain Calvin I'll go see what's in the kitchen

I'll go see what's in the kitchen

I'll go see what's in the kitchen Mitchell's taking care of the drinks you

Mitchell's taking care of the drinks you

Mitchell's taking care of the drinks you just find a little something to put out

just find a little something to put out

just find a little something to put out on a plate

oh oh my God what this

so it's sweet that Lance would send you

so it's sweet that Lance would send you

so it's sweet that Lance would send you a wedding invitation sweet you think

a wedding invitation sweet you think

a wedding invitation sweet you think this is sweet this is a pie in the eye

this is sweet this is a pie in the eye

this is sweet this is a pie in the eye Jesse how could he do this to me Calvin

Jesse how could he do this to me Calvin

Jesse how could he do this to me Calvin you and Lance broke up over a year ago I

you and Lance broke up over a year ago I

you and Lance broke up over a year ago I think you're taking this a little too

think you're taking this a little too

think you're taking this a little too personally oh so I'm just supposed to

personally oh so I'm just supposed to

personally oh so I'm just supposed to throw on my best frock sit in the second

throw on my best frock sit in the second

throw on my best frock sit in the second row and watch as everyone says there's

row and watch as everyone says there's

row and watch as everyone says there's the one that Lance passed over Calvin

the one that Lance passed over Calvin

the one that Lance passed over Calvin you broke up with him and do I get to

you broke up with him and do I get to

you broke up with him and do I get to announce that at the ceremony no he's

announce that at the ceremony no he's

announce that at the ceremony no he's doing this whole thing to make me look

doing this whole thing to make me look

doing this whole thing to make me look like a fool yes I'm sure that's his

like a fool yes I'm sure that's his

like a fool yes I'm sure that's his entire motive for this marriage well you

entire motive for this marriage well you

entire motive for this marriage well you can just lose that in the trash I won't

can just lose that in the trash I won't

can just lose that in the trash I won't have another thought about it okay

I'll give it here

I'll give it here

I'll give it here okay if you think I'm so predictable

okay if you think I'm so predictable

okay if you think I'm so predictable then you'll tell me what the plan is

then you'll tell me what the plan is

then you'll tell me what the plan is plan what are you talking about

plan what are you talking about

plan what are you talking about Kelvin I don't want you to do anything

Kelvin I don't want you to do anything

Kelvin I don't want you to do anything that would ruin Lance's wedding of

that would ruin Lance's wedding of

that would ruin Lance's wedding of course not weddings should be beautiful

course not weddings should be beautiful

course not weddings should be beautiful sacred ceremonies I just want to make

sacred ceremonies I just want to make

sacred ceremonies I just want to make sure that this is a day that Lancelot

sure that this is a day that Lancelot

sure that this is a day that Lancelot and we'll never forget Calvin

hello

hi nice to meet you Jesse Collins this

hi nice to meet you Jesse Collins this

hi nice to meet you Jesse Collins this is Molly Sands thanks for invitation for

is Molly Sands thanks for invitation for

is Molly Sands thanks for invitation for cocktails my pleasure won't you come in

cocktails my pleasure won't you come in

cocktails my pleasure won't you come in no problem glad to pick up the wine for

no problem glad to pick up the wine for

no problem glad to pick up the wine for you Jesse

here a gift for the hostess oh

go ahead open it okay yeah

go ahead open it okay yeah

go ahead open it okay yeah nice

nice

nice interesting should have thought you like

interesting should have thought you like

interesting should have thought you like fruit I'm a preservatist it looks so

fruit I'm a preservatist it looks so

fruit I'm a preservatist it looks so real it is real that's what a

real it is real that's what a

real it is real that's what a preservatist does my art is not simply a

preservatist does my art is not simply a

preservatist does my art is not simply a matter of creation it's the act of

matter of creation it's the act of

matter of creation it's the act of stopping time

stopping time

stopping time thank you

thank you

thank you well one of us had better decided to be

well one of us had better decided to be

well one of us had better decided to be the hostess or while I'll die of thirst

the hostess or while I'll die of thirst

the hostess or while I'll die of thirst Calvin

Calvin

Calvin I'd be delighted to take charge of this

I'd be delighted to take charge of this

I'd be delighted to take charge of this little Soiree oh do you mind if I help

little Soiree oh do you mind if I help

little Soiree oh do you mind if I help I'd like to keep the wine corks if you

I'd like to keep the wine corks if you

I'd like to keep the wine corks if you don't mind they go perfect for a project

don't mind they go perfect for a project

don't mind they go perfect for a project I'm working on

she's just precious

she's just precious

she's just precious how fortunate you melt into a field of

how fortunate you melt into a field of

how fortunate you melt into a field of Interest most women don't get a second

Interest most women don't get a second

Interest most women don't get a second look with that retro Butch Vibe oh I'm

look with that retro Butch Vibe oh I'm

look with that retro Butch Vibe oh I'm sorry I keep forgetting I'm a patented

sorry I keep forgetting I'm a patented

sorry I keep forgetting I'm a patented threat to your masculinity Mr Wall

threat to your masculinity Mr Wall

threat to your masculinity Mr Wall Street

Street

Street and on the subject of your mask link

and on the subject of your mask link

and on the subject of your mask link aisle I smell a conquest play your cards

aisle I smell a conquest play your cards

aisle I smell a conquest play your cards right Jesse you may get your lacked

right Jesse you may get your lacked

right Jesse you may get your lacked oh and don't worry about paying us back

oh and don't worry about paying us back

oh and don't worry about paying us back for the wine so long as you're Calvin's

for the wine so long as you're Calvin's

for the wine so long as you're Calvin's favorite little Charity

favorite little Charity

favorite little Charity I guess it's on the house Mitchell you

I guess it's on the house Mitchell you

I guess it's on the house Mitchell you are always the most delightful house

are always the most delightful house

are always the most delightful house guest why is it that you and I don't

guest why is it that you and I don't

guest why is it that you and I don't spend more time together

spend more time together

spend more time together love to darling I'm just so allergic to

love to darling I'm just so allergic to

love to darling I'm just so allergic to dust

dust

dust here you go

maybe next time

maybe next time

maybe next time oh and uh Jesse doesn't drink uh hers as

oh and uh Jesse doesn't drink uh hers as

oh and uh Jesse doesn't drink uh hers as a sparkling juice

hmm

hmm

hmm foreign

so Molly do you make your living as an

so Molly do you make your living as an

so Molly do you make your living as an artist or like most of us do you have to

artist or like most of us do you have to

artist or like most of us do you have to supplement your income with a real job

supplement your income with a real job

supplement your income with a real job oh I have a real job too preservatism is

oh I have a real job too preservatism is

oh I have a real job too preservatism is just beginning to pick up in the

just beginning to pick up in the

just beginning to pick up in the mainstream culture I am hoping soon

mainstream culture I am hoping soon

mainstream culture I am hoping soon though to turn it into a full-time

though to turn it into a full-time

though to turn it into a full-time dedication

dedication

dedication so what else do you do Molly I belly

so what else do you do Molly I belly

so what else do you do Molly I belly dance at retirement homes shall I show

dance at retirement homes shall I show

dance at retirement homes shall I show you

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[Music] I could teach you oh I'm not a dancer

I could teach you oh I'm not a dancer

I could teach you oh I'm not a dancer Mitchell is really the one here who's

Mitchell is really the one here who's

Mitchell is really the one here who's blessed with rhythm have a go at it

blessed with rhythm have a go at it

blessed with rhythm have a go at it Mitch

wait

wait

wait how rude to enjoy this festivity before

how rude to enjoy this festivity before

how rude to enjoy this festivity before we properly introduced the wine

we properly introduced the wine

we properly introduced the wine shouldn't we have a toast of course

shouldn't we have a toast of course

shouldn't we have a toast of course shall I you are the hostess

shall I you are the hostess

shall I you are the hostess this lovely little bouquet will pass the

this lovely little bouquet will pass the

this lovely little bouquet will pass the lips of strangers but seal Our Fate as

lips of strangers but seal Our Fate as

lips of strangers but seal Our Fate as friends that was beautiful touching well

friends that was beautiful touching well

friends that was beautiful touching well drink will you

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Jesse what the oh my I'm so sorry Mommy

Jesse what the oh my I'm so sorry Mommy

Jesse what the oh my I'm so sorry Mommy it was real let me get your towel

it was real let me get your towel

it was real let me get your towel Jesse I'm sorry I don't know how we got

Jesse I'm sorry I don't know how we got

Jesse I'm sorry I don't know how we got them confused oh well that's okay what's

them confused oh well that's okay what's

them confused oh well that's okay what's a little spill huh

that's me

I feel like such an idiot I should have

I feel like such an idiot I should have

I feel like such an idiot I should have just swallowed it no of course you did

just swallowed it no of course you did

just swallowed it no of course you did the right thing well excusing yourself

the right thing well excusing yourself

the right thing well excusing yourself from the room would have been preferable

from the room would have been preferable

from the room would have been preferable to spitting on your guest but and you

to spitting on your guest but and you

to spitting on your guest but and you wonder why I don't date

I'm gonna take Molly home we need to get

I'm gonna take Molly home we need to get

I'm gonna take Molly home we need to get her out of these clothes and start

her out of these clothes and start

her out of these clothes and start treatments immediately or they're lost

treatments immediately or they're lost

treatments immediately or they're lost Molly I can't begin to apologize it's

Molly I can't begin to apologize it's

Molly I can't begin to apologize it's okay Jesse these guys warn me that

okay Jesse these guys warn me that

okay Jesse these guys warn me that you're full of surprises I'll pay for

you're full of surprises I'll pay for

you're full of surprises I'll pay for the replacement cleaning whatever how

the replacement cleaning whatever how

the replacement cleaning whatever how about I'll let you take me out to dinner

about I'll let you take me out to dinner

about I'll let you take me out to dinner Friday we'll call it even Molly that

Friday we'll call it even Molly that

Friday we'll call it even Molly that Fabric's not gonna wait for urine to

Fabric's not gonna wait for urine to

Fabric's not gonna wait for urine to twist get my number from Calvin and give

twist get my number from Calvin and give

twist get my number from Calvin and give me a call okay I will I'm sorry again

me a call okay I will I'm sorry again

me a call okay I will I'm sorry again and thank you for the gift you're

and thank you for the gift you're

and thank you for the gift you're welcome

well that certainly was a brief affair

well that certainly was a brief affair

well that certainly was a brief affair Jess it could have happened to anyone

Jess it could have happened to anyone

Jess it could have happened to anyone don't worry about it

don't worry about it

don't worry about it it's not that

what then

what then

what then you're disappointed you were looking

you're disappointed you were looking

you're disappointed you were looking forward to this

forward to this

forward to this rose leaves when the rose is dead are

rose leaves when the rose is dead are

rose leaves when the rose is dead are heaped for the beloved's bed

heaped for the beloved's bed

heaped for the beloved's bed and so thy thoughts when thou art gone

and so thy thoughts when thou art gone

and so thy thoughts when thou art gone love itself shall Slumber on

love itself shall Slumber on

love itself shall Slumber on hey you'll go out to dinner with Molly

hey you'll go out to dinner with Molly

hey you'll go out to dinner with Molly on Friday who knows

on Friday who knows

on Friday who knows yeah who knows

yeah who knows

yeah who knows speaking of sleep I'm going to take a

speaking of sleep I'm going to take a

speaking of sleep I'm going to take a nap before my group gets here lock it

nap before my group gets here lock it

nap before my group gets here lock it when you go out okay sure thing Jesse

when you go out okay sure thing Jesse

when you go out okay sure thing Jesse um sweet dreams huh

um sweet dreams huh

um sweet dreams huh you'd have to float me in chocolate

you'd have to float me in chocolate

you'd have to float me in chocolate Calvin

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[Music] hope we're not too late to get a seat I

hope we're not too late to get a seat I

hope we're not too late to get a seat I bet there's tons of people that signed

bet there's tons of people that signed

bet there's tons of people that signed up for a poetry class it was Hannah's

up for a poetry class it was Hannah's

up for a poetry class it was Hannah's turn to pick besides did we cry and moan

turn to pick besides did we cry and moan

turn to pick besides did we cry and moan about your painted light bulb workshops

about your painted light bulb workshops

about your painted light bulb workshops no so

no so

no so there'd better be beverages strong ones

there'd better be beverages strong ones

there'd better be beverages strong ones hi Hannah huh

hi Hannah huh

hi Hannah huh [Music]

welcome come on in

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[Music] hi thank you

hi thank you

hi thank you [Music]

so should we just sit anywhere

so should we just sit anywhere

so should we just sit anywhere looks like we beat the crowd

this seat looks perfect

well how about some quick introductions

well how about some quick introductions

well how about some quick introductions I get the feeling you all know each

I get the feeling you all know each

I get the feeling you all know each other so I'm Jesse and I'll be helping

other so I'm Jesse and I'll be helping

other so I'm Jesse and I'll be helping you find your voice as a writer because

you find your voice as a writer because

you find your voice as a writer because that's what I do so tell me something

that's what I do so tell me something

that's what I do so tell me something about you

about you

about you well I'm Joyce and I haven't thought

well I'm Joyce and I haven't thought

well I'm Joyce and I haven't thought about poetry since high school my last

about poetry since high school my last

about poetry since high school my last hobby was painting light bulbs

hobby was painting light bulbs

hobby was painting light bulbs which I believe we all had fun doing in

which I believe we all had fun doing in

which I believe we all had fun doing in the end right

the end right

the end right I'm Hannah and joining your class was my

I'm Hannah and joining your class was my

I'm Hannah and joining your class was my idea we all take turns picking

idea we all take turns picking

idea we all take turns picking and I hope when it's all over you and so

and I hope when it's all over you and so

and I hope when it's all over you and so you had fun here too I'm Muriel

you had fun here too I'm Muriel

you had fun here too I'm Muriel rhyme that I dare you

rhyme that I dare you

rhyme that I dare you should we have brought beverages I don't

should we have brought beverages I don't

should we have brought beverages I don't see anything set out

see anything set out

see anything set out [Music]

[Music]

[Music] see now that wasn't so bad was it

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'll see you next Thursday

I will definitely spend some time this

I will definitely spend some time this

I will definitely spend some time this week thinking about whatever it is we

week thinking about whatever it is we

week thinking about whatever it is we talked about

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are you coming Hannah

Jesse you said something about a book

Jesse you said something about a book

Jesse you said something about a book the book right

you guys go on ahead

you guys go on ahead

you guys go on ahead you sure

you sure

you sure yeah I'll just be a minute

okay

okay

okay see you later

wow

wow

wow well she was an interesting person

well she was an interesting person

well she was an interesting person did you get the same read I did what was

did you get the same read I did what was

did you get the same read I did what was that that she's batting for Ellen's team

that that she's batting for Ellen's team

that that she's batting for Ellen's team pretty sure of it that's what I'm

pretty sure of it that's what I'm

pretty sure of it that's what I'm guessing too not that there's anything

guessing too not that there's anything

guessing too not that there's anything wrong with that oh no of course not

this book has some great exercises and

this book has some great exercises and

this book has some great exercises and varying wordplay

varying wordplay

varying wordplay sorry I always tell my kids don't touch

sorry I always tell my kids don't touch

sorry I always tell my kids don't touch other people's stuff

other people's stuff

other people's stuff no it's okay would you like to sit down

no it's okay would you like to sit down

no it's okay would you like to sit down sure

sure

sure thank you

so Hannah

so Hannah

so Hannah Chapman Hannah Chapman

Chapman Hannah Chapman

Chapman Hannah Chapman so Hannah Chapman you've always wanted

so Hannah Chapman you've always wanted

so Hannah Chapman you've always wanted to be a writer

to be a writer

to be a writer uh no it's just something I enjoy

uh no it's just something I enjoy

uh no it's just something I enjoy in general my life's pretty boring so

in general my life's pretty boring so

in general my life's pretty boring so it's just something I'd like to do for

it's just something I'd like to do for

it's just something I'd like to do for me

me

me you had some good ideas thank you

you had some good ideas thank you

you had some good ideas thank you they say write what you know and I've

they say write what you know and I've

they say write what you know and I've read enough children's books to get a

read enough children's books to get a

read enough children's books to get a degree in Dr Seuss but poetry is the

degree in Dr Seuss but poetry is the

degree in Dr Seuss but poetry is the place to start helps you build your

place to start helps you build your

place to start helps you build your sense of word structure and rhythm

sense of word structure and rhythm

sense of word structure and rhythm but it's so hard to write

but it's so hard to write

but it's so hard to write it's just like learning to be a good

it's just like learning to be a good

it's just like learning to be a good cook you have all the ingredients at

cook you have all the ingredients at

cook you have all the ingredients at your fingertips but maybe the first few

your fingertips but maybe the first few

your fingertips but maybe the first few souffles fall until you perfect the

souffles fall until you perfect the

souffles fall until you perfect the recipe please no more Good Housekeeping

recipe please no more Good Housekeeping

recipe please no more Good Housekeeping and allergies I get away from the house

and allergies I get away from the house

and allergies I get away from the house to forget about that stuff okay let me

to forget about that stuff okay let me

to forget about that stuff okay let me ask you a question then

ask you a question then

ask you a question then what's that

what's that

what's that okay so imagine you're walking down the

okay so imagine you're walking down the

okay so imagine you're walking down the beach Just Before Sunset and as the

beach Just Before Sunset and as the

beach Just Before Sunset and as the tides rolling up it washes a bottle up

tides rolling up it washes a bottle up

tides rolling up it washes a bottle up on shore being the Curious type you pick

on shore being the Curious type you pick

on shore being the Curious type you pick it up and open it out pops a genie and

it up and open it out pops a genie and

it up and open it out pops a genie and he says he'll Grant you one wish what do

he says he'll Grant you one wish what do

he says he'll Grant you one wish what do you wish for

you wish for

you wish for I have a question why is the genie a man

I have a question why is the genie a man

I have a question why is the genie a man because it's my game and I said he was a

because it's my game and I said he was a

because it's my game and I said he was a man but I want a female Genie okay poof

man but I want a female Genie okay poof

man but I want a female Genie okay poof now that was a waste of a perfectly good

now that was a waste of a perfectly good

now that was a waste of a perfectly good oh no fair you tricked me do-over no I'm

oh no fair you tricked me do-over no I'm

oh no fair you tricked me do-over no I'm sorry there are no do-overs in this game

sorry there are no do-overs in this game

sorry there are no do-overs in this game you are now the proud owner of one

you are now the proud owner of one

you are now the proud owner of one female Genie of course you're all a lot

female Genie of course you're all a lot

female Genie of course you're all a lot of wishes but thank you for playing our

of wishes but thank you for playing our

of wishes but thank you for playing our game and we do have some lovely parting

game and we do have some lovely parting

game and we do have some lovely parting gifts that's not fair you tricked me I

gifts that's not fair you tricked me I

gifts that's not fair you tricked me I did not you tricked yourself okay

did not you tricked yourself okay

did not you tricked yourself okay uh well since I'm no good at inventing

uh well since I'm no good at inventing

uh well since I'm no good at inventing new games what would you wish for Jesse

Jesse you busy

what's up

what's up

what's up I have a world premiere to share with

I have a world premiere to share with

I have a world premiere to share with you are you ready I guess so

well what do you think

it's very interesting it's toast

Hannah Chapman Molly Sands Molly is a

Hannah Chapman Molly Sands Molly is a

Hannah Chapman Molly Sands Molly is a preservatist you see there's a cinnamon

preservatist you see there's a cinnamon

preservatist you see there's a cinnamon toast butter toast jelly toast

toast butter toast jelly toast

toast butter toast jelly toast can you eat it oh no it's still act

can you eat it oh no it's still act

can you eat it oh no it's still act oh

oh

oh what a cute idea I might try that some

what a cute idea I might try that some

what a cute idea I might try that some morning for my kids breakfast without

morning for my kids breakfast without

morning for my kids breakfast without shellac you understand

shellac you understand

shellac you understand oh you have kids uh yes two girls

oh you have kids uh yes two girls

oh you have kids uh yes two girls they must be a handful how old are they

they must be a handful how old are they

they must be a handful how old are they one just turned 11 and the other is 15.

one just turned 11 and the other is 15.

one just turned 11 and the other is 15. do you have kids oh no keep a turkey

do you have kids oh no keep a turkey

do you have kids oh no keep a turkey baster at hand though in case I need the

baster at hand though in case I need the

baster at hand though in case I need the right man

I'm sorry I thought you said sitter

I'm sorry I thought you said sitter

I'm sorry I thought you said sitter babysitter she means me I love kids well

babysitter she means me I love kids well

babysitter she means me I love kids well thanks for coming by Molly

thanks for coming by Molly

thanks for coming by Molly you know what no I'm I'm really the one

you know what no I'm I'm really the one

you know what no I'm I'm really the one that must get going no you don't have to

that must get going no you don't have to

that must get going no you don't have to run off Hannah stay we'll sit around

run off Hannah stay we'll sit around

run off Hannah stay we'll sit around shoot the bowl oh my I bet that's very

shoot the bowl oh my I bet that's very

shoot the bowl oh my I bet that's very Pi with the pita people your Pita are

Pi with the pita people your Pita are

Pi with the pita people your Pita are you Hannah a presbyterian no no I I

you Hannah a presbyterian no no I I

you Hannah a presbyterian no no I I really must get going

really must get going

really must get going thank you for the loan of the book I'll

thank you for the loan of the book I'll

thank you for the loan of the book I'll see you next Thursday Jesse

see you next Thursday Jesse

see you next Thursday Jesse ah

if you have any questions during the

if you have any questions during the

if you have any questions during the week don't hesitate to call okay thanks

week don't hesitate to call okay thanks

week don't hesitate to call okay thanks I will

I will

I will oh hello

oh hello

oh hello Jesse Lance's fate is sealed I know what

Jesse Lance's fate is sealed I know what

Jesse Lance's fate is sealed I know what I'm going to do I'm going to blow up the

I'm going to do I'm going to blow up the

I'm going to do I'm going to blow up the cake

cake

cake Calvin Hannah Hannah Calvin can I

Calvin Hannah Hannah Calvin can I

Calvin Hannah Hannah Calvin can I preserve some of the remains

preserve some of the remains

preserve some of the remains I live in a Nut House

well

well

well good night it was nice to meet you

good luck

I have a map of the reception hall

I have a map of the reception hall

I have a map of the reception hall bye Hannah

Jesse come over here and look at this

Jesse come over here and look at this

Jesse come over here and look at this Kelvin you really shouldn't need a map

Kelvin you really shouldn't need a map

Kelvin you really shouldn't need a map the Cake's going to be that big white

the Cake's going to be that big white

the Cake's going to be that big white thing with a couple of plastic guys

thing with a couple of plastic guys

thing with a couple of plastic guys stuck on top I called Lance yesterday

stuck on top I called Lance yesterday

stuck on top I called Lance yesterday and asked him if I could be of any help

and asked him if I could be of any help

and asked him if I could be of any help with the wedding I said if nothing else

with the wedding I said if nothing else

with the wedding I said if nothing else just let me coordinate things at the

just let me coordinate things at the

just let me coordinate things at the hall you two will be so busy getting

hall you two will be so busy getting

hall you two will be so busy getting ready the last thing you need to do is

ready the last thing you need to do is

ready the last thing you need to do is wait around for florists and Caterers

wait around for florists and Caterers

wait around for florists and Caterers that is perfect you'll have no Witnesses

that is perfect you'll have no Witnesses

that is perfect you'll have no Witnesses and Total Access

and Total Access

and Total Access thank you

I just want Lance's special day to be

I just want Lance's special day to be

I just want Lance's special day to be the perfect memory so how are we going

the perfect memory so how are we going

the perfect memory so how are we going to blow up this cake plastic explosives

to blow up this cake plastic explosives

to blow up this cake plastic explosives Molly we don't want to kill anyone just

Molly we don't want to kill anyone just

Molly we don't want to kill anyone just splash around a little frosting is all

splash around a little frosting is all

splash around a little frosting is all we don't want to kill anyone do we

we don't want to kill anyone do we

we don't want to kill anyone do we Calvin no of course not Revenge should

Calvin no of course not Revenge should

Calvin no of course not Revenge should be sweet not fatal and Mitchell doesn't

be sweet not fatal and Mitchell doesn't

be sweet not fatal and Mitchell doesn't know a thing about this so not a peep

know a thing about this so not a peep

know a thing about this so not a peep from either of you we're your sworn

from either of you we're your sworn

from either of you we're your sworn comrades that's the wedding January 12th

comrades that's the wedding January 12th

comrades that's the wedding January 12th Lance wanted a winter wedding so he

Lance wanted a winter wedding so he

Lance wanted a winter wedding so he could have their honeymoon on a cruise

could have their honeymoon on a cruise

could have their honeymoon on a cruise but that all works to our advantage

but that all works to our advantage

but that all works to our advantage it'll give us plenty of time to form the

it'll give us plenty of time to form the

it'll give us plenty of time to form the perfect plan are you sure you want to do

perfect plan are you sure you want to do

perfect plan are you sure you want to do this Kelvin I mean this really tips the

this Kelvin I mean this really tips the

this Kelvin I mean this really tips the scale of vindictive even for you Jesse I

scale of vindictive even for you Jesse I

scale of vindictive even for you Jesse I know Lance this whole marriage is a sham

know Lance this whole marriage is a sham

know Lance this whole marriage is a sham if they last more than six months I'll

if they last more than six months I'll

if they last more than six months I'll shave my head bald somehow I think you

shave my head bald somehow I think you

shave my head bald somehow I think you have to plant a charge and tripwire in

have to plant a charge and tripwire in

have to plant a charge and tripwire in the frosting no we'll just keep it

the frosting no we'll just keep it

the frosting no we'll just keep it simple just facing explosives well come

simple just facing explosives well come

simple just facing explosives well come in

in

in so Jesse the young woman we saw leaving

so Jesse the young woman we saw leaving

so Jesse the young woman we saw leaving is probably running mad in the streets

is probably running mad in the streets

is probably running mad in the streets Calvin

Calvin

Calvin she's one of the women from the writing

she's one of the women from the writing

she's one of the women from the writing group oh sorry she was cute yeah but she

group oh sorry she was cute yeah but she

group oh sorry she was cute yeah but she doesn't even play in this league okay so

doesn't even play in this league okay so

doesn't even play in this league okay so do we have a plan yeah we're gonna sit

do we have a plan yeah we're gonna sit

do we have a plan yeah we're gonna sit back and do nothing until you devise the

back and do nothing until you devise the

back and do nothing until you devise the proper demolition of baked goods I just

proper demolition of baked goods I just

proper demolition of baked goods I just have one question

have one question

have one question who Slants

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where are you off to

where are you off to

where are you off to writer's group it's Thursday

writer's group it's Thursday

writer's group it's Thursday all right

all right

all right we're working on poetry

we're working on poetry

we're working on poetry would you like to hear what I've written

would you like to hear what I've written

would you like to hear what I've written can't you see I'm in the middle of

can't you see I'm in the middle of

can't you see I'm in the middle of something here

something here

something here right

right

right sorry

sorry

sorry I'll see you later love you

I'll see you later love you

I'll see you later love you oh right later okay

oh right later okay

oh right later okay [Music]

thank you

thank you

thank you well hello

well hello

well hello hello

hello

hello would you like to come in

my chest scene

my chest scene

my chest scene you've been cleaning

you've been cleaning

you've been cleaning there's the annual run into the dust

there's the annual run into the dust

there's the annual run into the dust bunnies Mitchell and

bunnies Mitchell and

bunnies Mitchell and is that perfume I smell dabbed a little

is that perfume I smell dabbed a little

is that perfume I smell dabbed a little bacon grease behind the ears it drives

bacon grease behind the ears it drives

bacon grease behind the ears it drives women wild

women wild

women wild Jesse what

Jesse what

Jesse what we need to talk about something

we need to talk about something

we need to talk about something important and what would that be

important and what would that be

important and what would that be something's going on with Calvin he's

something's going on with Calvin he's

something's going on with Calvin he's keeping secrets from me I don't like

keeping secrets from me I don't like

keeping secrets from me I don't like that

that

that what makes you think I know anything

what makes you think I know anything

what makes you think I know anything that you don't come on I know he tells

that you don't come on I know he tells

that you don't come on I know he tells you everything

you everything

you everything who's this John that Calvin slipped out

who's this John that Calvin slipped out

who's this John that Calvin slipped out twice this week to meet

twice this week to meet

twice this week to meet Mitchell I don't know anyone named John

Mitchell I don't know anyone named John

Mitchell I don't know anyone named John but let's think about this for a minute

but let's think about this for a minute

but let's think about this for a minute if Calvin were sneaking out to have an

if Calvin were sneaking out to have an

if Calvin were sneaking out to have an affair

affair

affair yes I'm quite sure that he would tell

yes I'm quite sure that he would tell

yes I'm quite sure that he would tell you the other guy's name and be sure you

you the other guy's name and be sure you

you the other guy's name and be sure you are well aware of the rendezvous

are well aware of the rendezvous

are well aware of the rendezvous friend he says well I know what kind of

friend he says well I know what kind of

friend he says well I know what kind of trouble the friends can get into

trouble the friends can get into

trouble the friends can get into Mitchell Calvin adores you frankly I'm

Mitchell Calvin adores you frankly I'm

Mitchell Calvin adores you frankly I'm stumped to list the reasons but this

stumped to list the reasons but this

stumped to list the reasons but this must be big if he hasn't even told you

must be big if he hasn't even told you

must be big if he hasn't even told you about it

about it

about it do you mind I've been waiting for a call

do you mind I've been waiting for a call

do you mind I've been waiting for a call I don't know why I thought you'd give me

I don't know why I thought you'd give me

I don't know why I thought you'd give me some answers you'd lie to the virgin

some answers you'd lie to the virgin

some answers you'd lie to the virgin mother to protect Calvin oh when I find

mother to protect Calvin oh when I find

mother to protect Calvin oh when I find out who this little trick is

will you just get in here

will you just get in here

will you just get in here I'm sorry not you I mean yes you come in

I'm sorry not you I mean yes you come in

I'm sorry not you I mean yes you come in but I wasn't yelling um that was for him

but I wasn't yelling um that was for him

but I wasn't yelling um that was for him yes he's mad yes at you perpetually

yes he's mad yes at you perpetually

yes he's mad yes at you perpetually ah

can I take your coat I think I'll keep

can I take your coat I think I'll keep

can I take your coat I think I'll keep it on for a minute

it on for a minute

it on for a minute feels cold for September I'll take the

feels cold for September I'll take the

feels cold for September I'll take the chill Autumn's my favorite season

chill Autumn's my favorite season

chill Autumn's my favorite season so where are Muriel and Joyce I thought

so where are Muriel and Joyce I thought

so where are Muriel and Joyce I thought I was going to be late

well

well

well I guess that's that what are you doing

I guess that's that what are you doing

I guess that's that what are you doing I'm going home why

I'm going home why

I'm going home why I assume you wouldn't want to waste your

I assume you wouldn't want to waste your

I assume you wouldn't want to waste your time for one person of course I do no I

time for one person of course I do no I

time for one person of course I do no I didn't mean them you know what I mean

didn't mean them you know what I mean

didn't mean them you know what I mean sit down I want to hear what you've been

sit down I want to hear what you've been

sit down I want to hear what you've been working on this week

working on this week

working on this week it's nice to know that somebody wants to

it's nice to know that somebody wants to

it's nice to know that somebody wants to listen

listen

listen before I left tonight I asked Paul if

before I left tonight I asked Paul if

before I left tonight I asked Paul if you wanted to hear my poem but he was

you wanted to hear my poem but he was

you wanted to hear my poem but he was busy hanging a tennis ball on a rafter

busy hanging a tennis ball on a rafter

busy hanging a tennis ball on a rafter on the garage why so I'll know exactly

on the garage why so I'll know exactly

on the garage why so I'll know exactly where to park the car are you known for

where to park the car are you known for

where to park the car are you known for driving through garage walls

driving through garage walls

driving through garage walls well since we're a group of two would

well since we're a group of two would

well since we're a group of two would you like a drink

you like a drink

you like a drink yes thank you

yes thank you

yes thank you [Music]

foreign

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your family oh my parents my brothers

your family oh my parents my brothers

your family oh my parents my brothers and their families

and their families

and their families and your sister

and your sister

and your sister she's very pretty

she's very pretty

she's very pretty no she was um

no she was um

no she was um she lived here for a while and then she

she lived here for a while and then she

she lived here for a while and then she left

so

so

so Jesse is there anyone in your life to

Jesse is there anyone in your life to

Jesse is there anyone in your life to give you parking instructions nope I'm

give you parking instructions nope I'm

give you parking instructions nope I'm free to park wherever I'd like ah would

free to park wherever I'd like ah would

free to park wherever I'd like ah would you like white wine it's fine what are

you like white wine it's fine what are

you like white wine it's fine what are you having oh just juice I don't drink

you having oh just juice I don't drink

you having oh just juice I don't drink oh I no it's fine I always keep things

oh I no it's fine I always keep things

oh I no it's fine I always keep things around for my friends it's no problem

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] so

so

so since it's just the two of us here

since it's just the two of us here

since it's just the two of us here tonight having Girl Talk

tonight having Girl Talk

tonight having Girl Talk tell me more about you

tell me more about you

tell me more about you are you stalling so you don't have to

are you stalling so you don't have to

are you stalling so you don't have to read your poem no

read your poem no

read your poem no yes

yes

yes maybe okay

this is really embarrassing

hard to understand when I look at their

hard to understand when I look at their

hard to understand when I look at their tiny hands

tiny hands

tiny hands how they could ever grow up to be

how they could ever grow up to be

how they could ever grow up to be someone as big as me

someone as big as me

someone as big as me I'll dry their tears and cherish their

I'll dry their tears and cherish their

I'll dry their tears and cherish their smiles

smiles

smiles standing by all the while to catch them

standing by all the while to catch them

standing by all the while to catch them when they fall

when they fall

when they fall for a mother is there

for a mother is there

for a mother is there first last and all

well

you're not saying anything was it that

you're not saying anything was it that

you're not saying anything was it that horrible

horrible

horrible Hannah when's the last time you took a

Hannah when's the last time you took a

Hannah when's the last time you took a risk what do you mean when's the last

risk what do you mean when's the last

risk what do you mean when's the last time you did something anything

time you did something anything

time you did something anything dangerous oh I could tell you that to

dangerous oh I could tell you that to

dangerous oh I could tell you that to the minute 11 years ago the night Kylie

the minute 11 years ago the night Kylie

the minute 11 years ago the night Kylie was conceived

was conceived

was conceived if you want to be a writer you have to

if you want to be a writer you have to

if you want to be a writer you have to take risks otherwise you'll never be

take risks otherwise you'll never be

take risks otherwise you'll never be anything more than mediocre

anything more than mediocre

anything more than mediocre like this

like this

like this writing should be like

writing should be like

writing should be like ripping off your skin to show everyone

ripping off your skin to show everyone

ripping off your skin to show everyone what's boiling inside of you it's about

what's boiling inside of you it's about

what's boiling inside of you it's about passion and pain about things that are

passion and pain about things that are

passion and pain about things that are wretched and

wretched and

wretched and sometimes things that are frightening

sometimes things that are frightening

sometimes things that are frightening but the hardest things to write about

but the hardest things to write about

but the hardest things to write about are those that are beautiful

are those that are beautiful

are those that are beautiful why

why

why because it's hard to capture Splendor

because it's hard to capture Splendor

because it's hard to capture Splendor with words

these are the things closest to the

these are the things closest to the

these are the things closest to the heart

heart

heart these are the things I cherish the

these are the things I cherish the

these are the things I cherish the things that make me vulnerable and weak

things that make me vulnerable and weak

things that make me vulnerable and weak now that you know would you try to

now that you know would you try to

now that you know would you try to poison me against them or would you use

poison me against them or would you use

poison me against them or would you use them against me when your will is not

them against me when your will is not

them against me when your will is not done these are the things that I love

done these are the things that I love

done these are the things that I love that I need but you take them away and

that I need but you take them away and

that I need but you take them away and make me

make me

make me empty

see

see

see you've got all those words right on the

you've got all those words right on the

you've got all those words right on the tip of your tongue

tip of your tongue

tip of your tongue my head is filled with grocery lists and

my head is filled with grocery lists and

my head is filled with grocery lists and Little League schedules and chores to do

Little League schedules and chores to do

Little League schedules and chores to do for the PTA oh did I drop Paul's seed

for the PTA oh did I drop Paul's seed

for the PTA oh did I drop Paul's seed off at the cleaners he has that meeting

off at the cleaners he has that meeting

off at the cleaners he has that meeting on Friday Stephanie forgot her lunch

on Friday Stephanie forgot her lunch

on Friday Stephanie forgot her lunch guess I'll run it by the school on my

guess I'll run it by the school on my

guess I'll run it by the school on my way to the vets stop that's everyone

way to the vets stop that's everyone

way to the vets stop that's everyone else's stuff

else's stuff

else's stuff tell me something about you take a risk

tell me something about you take a risk

tell me something about you take a risk tell me something you've never told

tell me something you've never told

tell me something you've never told anybody

anybody

anybody can I trust you I hardly know you well

can I trust you I hardly know you well

can I trust you I hardly know you well that is the element of danger

that is the element of danger

that is the element of danger uh

uh

uh okay

okay

okay and don't misunderstand I love my kids

and don't misunderstand I love my kids

and don't misunderstand I love my kids but

but

but I wish I hadn't gotten pregnant so young

I wish I hadn't gotten pregnant so young

I wish I hadn't gotten pregnant so young okay why

okay why

okay why because I never got a chance to find out

because I never got a chance to find out

because I never got a chance to find out who I am

who I am

who I am if I had it all to do over again I don't

if I had it all to do over again I don't

if I had it all to do over again I don't think I'd be where I am now okay and

think I'd be where I am now okay and

think I'd be where I am now okay and where's that

where's that

where's that on the verge of what that's just it

on the verge of what that's just it

on the verge of what that's just it I don't know

I don't know

I don't know but there's this Restless part of me

but there's this Restless part of me

but there's this Restless part of me that's getting discontent with just

that's getting discontent with just

that's getting discontent with just being somebody's mommy in somebody's

being somebody's mommy in somebody's

being somebody's mommy in somebody's wife okay now say the same thing but

wife okay now say the same thing but

wife okay now say the same thing but make a metaphor out of your life be

make a metaphor out of your life be

make a metaphor out of your life be colorful be imaginative don't be afraid

colorful be imaginative don't be afraid

colorful be imaginative don't be afraid I won't laugh

I won't laugh

I won't laugh okay uh

okay uh

okay uh I'm like a

I'm like a

I'm like a dandelion

dandelion

dandelion I got chopped off by the lawnmower

I got chopped off by the lawnmower

I got chopped off by the lawnmower before I ever had a chance to bloom good

before I ever had a chance to bloom good

before I ever had a chance to bloom good see now are you getting it tell me

see now are you getting it tell me

see now are you getting it tell me something else

something else

something else oh wait a minute you can't just set up

oh wait a minute you can't just set up

oh wait a minute you can't just set up this little Truth or Dare game and be

this little Truth or Dare game and be

this little Truth or Dare game and be Master of Ceremonies

Master of Ceremonies

Master of Ceremonies it's your turn

it's your turn

it's your turn tell me something

tell me something

tell me something take a risk

take a risk

take a risk okay uh

okay uh

okay uh the woman in the picture

the woman in the picture

the woman in the picture she didn't just live here

she didn't just live here

she didn't just live here she was my wife

for some reason I think I already knew

for some reason I think I already knew

for some reason I think I already knew that

that

that you did

you did

you did then why did I expect you to run

then why did I expect you to run

then why did I expect you to run screaming from the room

screaming from the room

screaming from the room I don't know why did you

I don't know why did you

I don't know why did you maybe because it was important to me

maybe because it was important to me

maybe because it was important to me that you not

that you not

that you not it never occurred to me to run

it never occurred to me to run

it never occurred to me to run even if you knew the only other woman in

even if you knew the only other woman in

even if you knew the only other woman in the room found you

the room found you

the room found you very attractive

very attractive

very attractive yes

yes

yes even then

Jesse what do we do

Jesse what do we do

Jesse what do we do a minute ago we were discussing poetry

a minute ago we were discussing poetry

a minute ago we were discussing poetry and suddenly we're

and suddenly we're

and suddenly we're I'm not sure what we're doing

I'm not sure what we're doing

I'm not sure what we're doing I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable

see I'm really scared of the things I'm

see I'm really scared of the things I'm

see I'm really scared of the things I'm thinking right now

you want to know the truth

you want to know the truth

you want to know the truth last week after group

last week after group

last week after group you were the topic of conversation

you were the topic of conversation

you were the topic of conversation what mural and Joyce they had you

what mural and Joyce they had you

what mural and Joyce they had you figured out I mean don't ask me I guess

figured out I mean don't ask me I guess

figured out I mean don't ask me I guess I'm too naive until they said something

I'm too naive until they said something

I'm too naive until they said something I knew they weren't coming back tonight

I knew they weren't coming back tonight

I knew they weren't coming back tonight but you did why

but you did why

but you did why I don't know

I don't know

I don't know curiosity

during the week I found myself thinking

during the week I found myself thinking

during the week I found myself thinking about you and and you decided to come

about you and and you decided to come

about you and and you decided to come back and play a few games I didn't come

back and play a few games I didn't come

back and play a few games I didn't come here to play games with you oh so that's

here to play games with you oh so that's

here to play games with you oh so that's why you came in here where's Muriel and

why you came in here where's Muriel and

why you came in here where's Muriel and Joyce what was I supposed to do come in

Joyce what was I supposed to do come in

Joyce what was I supposed to do come in the door and announce oh Muriel and

the door and announce oh Muriel and

the door and announce oh Muriel and Joyce think you're gay so they're not

Joyce think you're gay so they're not

Joyce think you're gay so they're not coming to group anymore it would have

coming to group anymore it would have

coming to group anymore it would have been honest if mural and Joyce have an

been honest if mural and Joyce have an

been honest if mural and Joyce have an issue with gay people that's their

issue with gay people that's their

issue with gay people that's their problem if you wanted to know if I was a

problem if you wanted to know if I was a

problem if you wanted to know if I was a lesbian you simply could have asked but

lesbian you simply could have asked but

lesbian you simply could have asked but I think maybe you liked the game

I think maybe you liked the game

I think maybe you liked the game seems being honest with you was a big

seems being honest with you was a big

seems being honest with you was a big mistake

mistake

mistake I'd better go

I'd better go

I'd better go you can't just experiment with people's

you can't just experiment with people's

you can't just experiment with people's emotions like you're doing a science

emotions like you're doing a science

emotions like you're doing a science project Hannah and you can't just get it

project Hannah and you can't just get it

project Hannah and you can't just get it through your head can you your ego can't

through your head can you your ego can't

through your head can you your ego can't understand the complexity of anyone

understand the complexity of anyone

understand the complexity of anyone else's life it's always about you isn't

else's life it's always about you isn't

else's life it's always about you isn't it

it

it well it wasn't about you Jesse not

well it wasn't about you Jesse not

well it wasn't about you Jesse not totally it was about me me me me me me

totally it was about me me me me me me

totally it was about me me me me me me me me

me me

me me now do you get it

now do you get it

now do you get it can't wait please don't leave just yet

can't wait please don't leave just yet

can't wait please don't leave just yet why

why

why I started a poem yesterday

I started a poem yesterday

I started a poem yesterday probably won't make any sense to you but

probably won't make any sense to you but

probably won't make any sense to you but it's the first thing I've written in a

it's the first thing I've written in a

it's the first thing I've written in a long time that's come from a new place

long time that's come from a new place

long time that's come from a new place and

and

and since this is the last time I'll ever

since this is the last time I'll ever

since this is the last time I'll ever see you

see you

see you I want you to hear it before you go

I am just a Minstrel

I am just a Minstrel

I am just a Minstrel a day's chore peddling Melodies to deaf

a day's chore peddling Melodies to deaf

a day's chore peddling Melodies to deaf hearts

hearts

hearts but at night in the courtyard the walls

but at night in the courtyard the walls

but at night in the courtyard the walls have ears

have ears

have ears The Ivy listens and understands

The Ivy listens and understands

The Ivy listens and understands Who applauds The Encore The Ivy has no

Who applauds The Encore The Ivy has no

Who applauds The Encore The Ivy has no hands stepping from Shadow to Silver a

hands stepping from Shadow to Silver a

hands stepping from Shadow to Silver a woman's revealed a black ghost in the

woman's revealed a black ghost in the

woman's revealed a black ghost in the face of the Moon she Whispers The

face of the Moon she Whispers The

face of the Moon she Whispers The Riddles of wide eyes and dreams

Riddles of wide eyes and dreams

Riddles of wide eyes and dreams what is real Beyond this moment a poet

what is real Beyond this moment a poet

what is real Beyond this moment a poet makes the song but truth is a

makes the song but truth is a

makes the song but truth is a fingerprint borrowed for rhyme I have no

fingerprint borrowed for rhyme I have no

fingerprint borrowed for rhyme I have no answers but two ears to lend

answers but two ears to lend

answers but two ears to lend two hands to hold

two hands to hold

two hands to hold and an invitation to dance

Hannah

Hannah

Hannah you're not saying anything

Hannah

Hannah

Hannah why are you crying

why are you crying

why are you crying I'm not

did you write that to seduce me

did you write that to seduce me

did you write that to seduce me Maybe

it's beautiful

it's beautiful

it's beautiful would it have worked

would it have worked

would it have worked Maybe

why did I come here tonight

why did I come here tonight

why did I come here tonight knowing what I did suspecting what I

knowing what I did suspecting what I

knowing what I did suspecting what I suspected

because I feel good when I'm around you

because I feel good when I'm around you

because I feel good when I'm around you Jesse

Jesse

Jesse you make me laugh you listen to me

you make me laugh you listen to me

you make me laugh you listen to me you must be real honest

you must be real honest

you must be real honest there's been something else going on too

there's been something else going on too

there's been something else going on too although I couldn't put my finger on it

although I couldn't put my finger on it

although I couldn't put my finger on it until Muriel spelled it out for me

until Muriel spelled it out for me

until Muriel spelled it out for me we've been flirting with each other for

we've been flirting with each other for

we've been flirting with each other for weeks

weeks

weeks tonight is simply the first night either

tonight is simply the first night either

tonight is simply the first night either of us acknowledged it

do you like to dance

it's like a roller coaster but do you

it's like a roller coaster but do you

it's like a roller coaster but do you like to dance

like to dance

like to dance it's been a long time

dance with me

dance with me

dance with me [Music]

would you like another glass of wine

would you like another glass of wine

would you like another glass of wine yes

yes

yes please

please

please [Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's open

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

[Music]

[Music] what's new Hey where's Calvin he called

what's new Hey where's Calvin he called

what's new Hey where's Calvin he called me told me to come right over what's

me told me to come right over what's

me told me to come right over what's going on

going on

going on your guess is as good as mine

it's a turban squash he goes by Charles

it's a turban squash he goes by Charles

it's a turban squash he goes by Charles someone's birthday

someone's birthday

someone's birthday no it's a gift

no it's a gift

no it's a gift for Hannah

for Hannah

for Hannah um so how's the belly dancing business

um so how's the belly dancing business

um so how's the belly dancing business there must be a million old people Jesse

there must be a million old people Jesse

there must be a million old people Jesse I'll never dance to them all before they

I'll never dance to them all before they

I'll never dance to them all before they die I'm doing three shows a day just to

die I'm doing three shows a day just to

die I'm doing three shows a day just to keep up did you hear us to be on the TV

keep up did you hear us to be on the TV

keep up did you hear us to be on the TV no I was booked on the channel three

no I was booked on the channel three

no I was booked on the channel three Morning News and

all right I've got it come here

all right I've got it come here

all right I've got it come here Calvin what are you doing

well I can't do this in my kitchen and

well I can't do this in my kitchen and

well I can't do this in my kitchen and really Jesse look around who's going to

really Jesse look around who's going to

really Jesse look around who's going to notice Calvin plug your ears

I can't understand why it didn't work if

I can't understand why it didn't work if

I can't understand why it didn't work if I can't even do in a Twinkie how am I

I can't even do in a Twinkie how am I

I can't even do in a Twinkie how am I going to blow up a whole cake somehow I

going to blow up a whole cake somehow I

going to blow up a whole cake somehow I think you're supposed to plant a

think you're supposed to plant a

think you're supposed to plant a tripwire in the frosting Molly hon don't

tripwire in the frosting Molly hon don't

tripwire in the frosting Molly hon don't take this personally but remember last

take this personally but remember last

take this personally but remember last week when you called me because you

week when you called me because you

week when you called me because you thought the pilot light had gone out in

thought the pilot light had gone out in

thought the pilot light had gone out in your microwave I was sure I smelled gas

your microwave I was sure I smelled gas

your microwave I was sure I smelled gas well don't be offended but I'll look

well don't be offended but I'll look

well don't be offended but I'll look elsewhere for advice on pyrotechnics

elsewhere for advice on pyrotechnics

elsewhere for advice on pyrotechnics okay

okay

okay that's okay I hate needles anyway

that's okay I hate needles anyway

that's okay I hate needles anyway why Kelvin I think all this stress is a

why Kelvin I think all this stress is a

why Kelvin I think all this stress is a little too much for you is that a tiny

little too much for you is that a tiny

little too much for you is that a tiny bald spot I see

bald spot I see

bald spot I see no I've just restyled the cloth aren't

no I've just restyled the cloth aren't

no I've just restyled the cloth aren't you easy to shop for this Christmas

you easy to shop for this Christmas

you easy to shop for this Christmas lifetime membership to the Hair Club for

lifetime membership to the Hair Club for

lifetime membership to the Hair Club for Men

Molly

cool somehow I imagine that would be

cool somehow I imagine that would be

cool somehow I imagine that would be bigger how many times I've said that can

bigger how many times I've said that can

bigger how many times I've said that can I have this

I have this

I have this it's all yours

so you're having company tonight what

so you're having company tonight what

so you're having company tonight what you're wearing perfume it's just

you're wearing perfume it's just

you're wearing perfume it's just research I'm testing the pheromone

research I'm testing the pheromone

research I'm testing the pheromone Theory but you're having company tonight

Theory but you're having company tonight

Theory but you're having company tonight yes it's Thursday Hannah's coming over

yes it's Thursday Hannah's coming over

yes it's Thursday Hannah's coming over and we'll go over some writing Jesse

and we'll go over some writing Jesse

and we'll go over some writing Jesse what are you doing you said you wouldn't

what are you doing you said you wouldn't

what are you doing you said you wouldn't let this thing with Hannah go on well I

let this thing with Hannah go on well I

let this thing with Hannah go on well I lied sue me Jesse she's not yours

lied sue me Jesse she's not yours

lied sue me Jesse she's not yours Hannah's a married woman if a person's

Hannah's a married woman if a person's

Hannah's a married woman if a person's lucky they might once in their lifetime

lucky they might once in their lifetime

lucky they might once in their lifetime meet their Destiny I'm blessed truly

meet their Destiny I'm blessed truly

meet their Destiny I'm blessed truly blessed lightning struck twice and you

blessed lightning struck twice and you

blessed lightning struck twice and you expect me to just let her go

Jesse you barely know this woman don't

Jesse you barely know this woman don't

Jesse you barely know this woman don't get swept away with infatuation I know

get swept away with infatuation I know

get swept away with infatuation I know what I'm doing Don't lecture me Calvin

what I'm doing Don't lecture me Calvin

what I'm doing Don't lecture me Calvin well you have one then despite all the

well you have one then despite all the

well you have one then despite all the odds yes I have

odds yes I have

odds yes I have is sadly bleeding on the edge between

is sadly bleeding on the edge between

is sadly bleeding on the edge between Darkness and Light none could save me

Darkness and Light none could save me

Darkness and Light none could save me until she came and with the touch of her

until she came and with the touch of her

until she came and with the touch of her hand I was healed forget all the smoke

hand I was healed forget all the smoke

hand I was healed forget all the smoke screen all the poetic Babble does she

screen all the poetic Babble does she

screen all the poetic Babble does she know what you've been through does

know what you've been through does

know what you've been through does Hannah know about Donna not everything

Hannah know about Donna not everything

Hannah know about Donna not everything well even if it is true that you've

well even if it is true that you've

well even if it is true that you've beaten the odds and that the first woman

beaten the odds and that the first woman

beaten the odds and that the first woman you've dated since Donna's death is the

you've dated since Donna's death is the

you've dated since Donna's death is the one it still doesn't excuse infidelity

one it still doesn't excuse infidelity

one it still doesn't excuse infidelity right you are such a hypocrite why

right you are such a hypocrite why

right you are such a hypocrite why because I encourage you to date but I

because I encourage you to date but I

because I encourage you to date but I just can't sit by and watch while you

just can't sit by and watch while you

just can't sit by and watch while you break up a marriage no because you're

break up a marriage no because you're

break up a marriage no because you're acting like you walk on water what are

acting like you walk on water what are

acting like you walk on water what are you talking about who's John

you talking about who's John

you talking about who's John how do you know about John I heard from

how do you know about John I heard from

how do you know about John I heard from Mitchell surprise Calvin he knows too

Mitchell surprise Calvin he knows too

Mitchell surprise Calvin he knows too what did he tell you he didn't tell me

what did he tell you he didn't tell me

what did he tell you he didn't tell me anything he came in here asking

anything he came in here asking

anything he came in here asking questions says you're seeing some other

questions says you're seeing some other

questions says you're seeing some other guy what's going on Calvin believe me

guy what's going on Calvin believe me

guy what's going on Calvin believe me nothing like that is going on with John

nothing like that is going on with John

nothing like that is going on with John can you say the same I have felt more

can you say the same I have felt more

can you say the same I have felt more alive in the past two months than I have

alive in the past two months than I have

alive in the past two months than I have in the past two years why can't you just

in the past two years why can't you just

in the past two years why can't you just be happy for me well let's all sing

be happy for me well let's all sing

be happy for me well let's all sing Alleluia and roll around on the floor

Alleluia and roll around on the floor

Alleluia and roll around on the floor it's not right with Hannah you know this

it's not right with Hannah you know this

it's not right with Hannah you know this you're being selfish Hannah's an adult

you're being selfish Hannah's an adult

you're being selfish Hannah's an adult she can make her own choices and so can

she can make her own choices and so can

she can make her own choices and so can you Jesse the right choice I've made my

you Jesse the right choice I've made my

you Jesse the right choice I've made my decision Calvin

I won't be there for you this time Jesse

I won't be there for you this time Jesse

I won't be there for you this time Jesse I can't this is wrong

my aren't we blessed with perfect timing

Calvin was just on his way out right

Calvin was just on his way out right

Calvin was just on his way out right Miss Mary was just about to hit the

Miss Mary was just about to hit the

Miss Mary was just about to hit the bricks

thank you

thank you

thank you Jesse did I tell him at a bad time no

Jesse did I tell him at a bad time no

Jesse did I tell him at a bad time no everything's fine uh hungry let's go get

everything's fine uh hungry let's go get

everything's fine uh hungry let's go get a bite to eat I'll just get my coat okay

so what should we toast to

so what should we toast to

so what should we toast to the wants of female genius

the wants of female genius

the wants of female genius you think you're so funny you think I'm

you think you're so funny you think I'm

you think you're so funny you think I'm funny too

[Music]

is anybody getting hungry

is anybody getting hungry

is anybody getting hungry should we get Coney dogs or pizza I want

should we get Coney dogs or pizza I want

should we get Coney dogs or pizza I want Dairy Queen

Dairy Queen

Dairy Queen that wasn't a choice

[Music]

this weather sure is beautiful

this weather sure is beautiful

this weather sure is beautiful yes it certainly is but not as beautiful

yes it certainly is but not as beautiful

yes it certainly is but not as beautiful as you

let's keep walking shall we

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

is that Anna well yes looks like

is that Anna well yes looks like

is that Anna well yes looks like someone's going for extra credit oh stop

someone's going for extra credit oh stop

someone's going for extra credit oh stop they're probably just what friends maybe

they're probably just what friends maybe

they're probably just what friends maybe people don't say that about us and we go

people don't say that about us and we go

people don't say that about us and we go everywhere together that's because they

everywhere together that's because they

everywhere together that's because they know I could do better

know I could do better

know I could do better you do you think if I jump the fence I'd

you do you think if I jump the fence I'd

you do you think if I jump the fence I'd settle for you

settle for you

settle for you ah

Jesse what

Jesse what

Jesse what what

what

what you're staring oh sorry

you're staring oh sorry

you're staring oh sorry hey I almost forgot

hey I almost forgot

hey I almost forgot this is for you I can't you should just

this is for you I can't you should just

this is for you I can't you should just open it

oh

oh

oh thank you

thank you

thank you it's beautiful

it's beautiful

it's beautiful you shouldn't have there's a something

you shouldn't have there's a something

you shouldn't have there's a something else

else

else thank you

I have

I have

I have no answers

no answers

no answers but two ears to lend two hands to hold

but two ears to lend two hands to hold

but two ears to lend two hands to hold and an invitation to dance

and an invitation to dance

and an invitation to dance so we dance as stars keep measure of

so we dance as stars keep measure of

so we dance as stars keep measure of time dropping one by one off the edge of

time dropping one by one off the edge of

time dropping one by one off the edge of the sky

the sky

the sky in a moment close she tells of her heart

in a moment close she tells of her heart

in a moment close she tells of her heart of broken promises and dreams not

of broken promises and dreams not

of broken promises and dreams not forgiven

forgiven

forgiven and she speaks of a castle a speck in

and she speaks of a castle a speck in

and she speaks of a castle a speck in the void a place she finds Shelter From

the void a place she finds Shelter From

the void a place she finds Shelter From the illusion of life

the illusion of life

the illusion of life then she pinches the moon to fit in her

then she pinches the moon to fit in her

then she pinches the moon to fit in her pocket

pocket

pocket steals away with the night

steals away with the night

steals away with the night [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I am just a Minstrel no Warrior's rhythm

I am just a Minstrel no Warrior's rhythm

I am just a Minstrel no Warrior's rhythm in my soul I have no need to conquer the

in my soul I have no need to conquer the

in my soul I have no need to conquer the castle but to share a moment with the

castle but to share a moment with the

castle but to share a moment with the woman who touches my heart and remember

woman who touches my heart and remember

woman who touches my heart and remember the dance

the dance

the dance you finished it

you finished it

you finished it it's been a long time since I've been

it's been a long time since I've been

it's been a long time since I've been inspired to write

inspired to write

inspired to write [Music]

what are you looking for

what are you looking for

what are you looking for not what I was looking for

not what I was looking for

not what I was looking for what I found

what I found

what I found you and that's what you were looking for

you and that's what you were looking for

you and that's what you were looking for no you surprised me

all new to me

all new to me

all new to me I know no

I know no

I know no these feelings are new

at 18 what did I know about love

at 18 what did I know about love

at 18 what did I know about love I thought I knew but

I thought I knew but

I thought I knew but maybe I simply surrendered

maybe I simply surrendered

maybe I simply surrendered Paul wanted it so bad

Paul wanted it so bad

Paul wanted it so bad and he told me that was love

and he told me that was love

and he told me that was love in a matter of two minutes my life was

in a matter of two minutes my life was

in a matter of two minutes my life was changed forever

changed forever

changed forever there's always a choice

there's always a choice

there's always a choice [Music]

[Music]

[Music] maybe I'm not good with choices

what you see before you is a clone from

what you see before you is a clone from

what you see before you is a clone from an all-girls school

an all-girls school

an all-girls school complete with

complete with

complete with strict uniform requirements and a set

strict uniform requirements and a set

strict uniform requirements and a set curriculum I worked in my dad's office

curriculum I worked in my dad's office

curriculum I worked in my dad's office after school my mom chose my prom date

after school my mom chose my prom date

after school my mom chose my prom date I never even had to think about what I

I never even had to think about what I

I never even had to think about what I wanted for lunch

wanted for lunch

wanted for lunch finally I made one decision for myself

finally I made one decision for myself

finally I made one decision for myself and look where it got me

and look where it got me

and look where it got me I graduated magna laundry direct

I graduated magna laundry direct

I graduated magna laundry direct from graduation gown to wedding gown

and now you're

and now you're

and now you're standing in line at the grocery looking

standing in line at the grocery looking

standing in line at the grocery looking in Mrs fisk's basket and wondering if

in Mrs fisk's basket and wondering if

in Mrs fisk's basket and wondering if she's had Shredded Wheat for breakfast

she's had Shredded Wheat for breakfast

she's had Shredded Wheat for breakfast for the past 40 years

for the past 40 years

for the past 40 years some people never get tired of Shredded

some people never get tired of Shredded

some people never get tired of Shredded Wheat

Wheat

Wheat maybe they've never tried anything

maybe they've never tried anything

maybe they've never tried anything [Music]

[Music]

[Music] else Jesse why does Kelvin hate me

else Jesse why does Kelvin hate me

else Jesse why does Kelvin hate me I've hardly ever spoken to him

I've hardly ever spoken to him

I've hardly ever spoken to him [Music]

[Music]

[Music] he doesn't hate you he is

he doesn't hate you he is

he doesn't hate you he is what

two years ago Donna

two years ago Donna

two years ago Donna my wife was

my wife was

my wife was killed in a car accident

killed in a car accident

killed in a car accident Jesse I'm so sorry damned rain

Jesse I'm so sorry damned rain

Jesse I'm so sorry damned rain Jesse it's a beautiful night the moon is

Jesse it's a beautiful night the moon is

Jesse it's a beautiful night the moon is out

out

out scared

scared

scared a crash

a crash

a crash flat line

flat line

flat line she's gone and time

she's gone and time

she's gone and time more time and now you're here and I want

more time and now you're here and I want

more time and now you're here and I want to find the words and I can't the

to find the words and I can't the

to find the words and I can't the goddamn Reigns to blame for everything

goddamn Reigns to blame for everything

goddamn Reigns to blame for everything I can understand you're angry

I can understand you're angry

I can understand you're angry angry

angry

angry yes I was just sitting there writing

yes I was just sitting there writing

yes I was just sitting there writing when she went out the door

Jesse

Jesse

Jesse you don't have to explain anything

you don't have to explain anything

you don't have to explain anything I understand

the next thing I knew I was just

the next thing I knew I was just

the next thing I knew I was just standing there while they turned off the

standing there while they turned off the

standing there while they turned off the machines

machines

machines the little light bounced

the little light bounced

the little light bounced then it bounced again and then it just

stopped

stopped

stopped all I could do to make anything right to

all I could do to make anything right to

all I could do to make anything right to keep her here is to promise never to let

keep her here is to promise never to let

keep her here is to promise never to let go

go

go have a monopoly on guilt I know

have a monopoly on guilt I know

have a monopoly on guilt I know but I wasn't supposed to fall in love

but I wasn't supposed to fall in love

but I wasn't supposed to fall in love with you

me either

you are

you are

you are yes

yes

yes oh God can we do this love the

oh God can we do this love the

oh God can we do this love the complication of human existence not a

complication of human existence not a

complication of human existence not a matter to be taken lightly no Jesse

matter to be taken lightly no Jesse

matter to be taken lightly no Jesse don't think

don't think

don't think I try not to

I try not to

I try not to because the moment I leave here

because the moment I leave here

because the moment I leave here everything's different

everything's different

everything's different this is like a bubble that pops the

this is like a bubble that pops the

this is like a bubble that pops the moment I walk out the door

moment I walk out the door

moment I walk out the door if I even stopped to think

if I even stopped to think

if I even stopped to think I'd get so scared I'd turn and run

I'd get so scared I'd turn and run

I'd get so scared I'd turn and run so I don't

so I don't

so I don't I just feel

I just feel

I just feel I want to feel you

Hannah

Hannah

Hannah come here

come here

come here I just want to say

I just want to say

I just want to say don't say anything

don't say anything

don't say anything come here

those candles they're telling us you

those candles they're telling us you

those candles they're telling us you know

know

know then we won't let them watch

foreign

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[Music] foreign

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foreign

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[Music]

Kylie's red shirt has a hole under the

Kylie's red shirt has a hole under the

Kylie's red shirt has a hole under the arm she can't wear that to school

well she has at least a dozen clean

well she has at least a dozen clean

well she has at least a dozen clean shirts in her drawer pick one out

yes yeah Muriel's feeling much better

yes yeah Muriel's feeling much better

yes yeah Muriel's feeling much better it must have been something she ate

it must have been something she ate

it must have been something she ate no I I think it was just

no I I think it was just

no I I think it was just mine are food poisoning

mine are food poisoning

mine are food poisoning she seems much better this morning

yes I'll get the girls from school

yes I'll get the girls from school

yes I'll get the girls from school yes we're having dinner with the

yes we're having dinner with the

yes we're having dinner with the Andersons at 7 30.

no your gray suit should be fine it's

no your gray suit should be fine it's

no your gray suit should be fine it's not too formal

okay

okay

okay I love you too

I love you too

I love you too bye

that's sobering

that's sobering

that's sobering that's reality

that's reality

that's reality then what's this

then what's this

then what's this a wonderful illusion

yes

let's have some breakfast what do you

let's have some breakfast what do you

let's have some breakfast what do you have in your refrigerator science

have in your refrigerator science

have in your refrigerator science experiment maybe we should go down to

experiment maybe we should go down to

experiment maybe we should go down to the diner come on there must be

the diner come on there must be

the diner come on there must be something in there that isn't green

Hannah

Hannah

Hannah what

you'll still sleep with him too right

Jesse he's my husband

Jesse he's my husband

Jesse he's my husband there are certain obligations

there are certain obligations

there are certain obligations obligations and if I wait

obligations and if I wait

obligations and if I wait Jesse where's this coming from

Jesse where's this coming from

Jesse where's this coming from we just had the most perfect night

we just had the most perfect night

we just had the most perfect night together and come tomorrow morning that

together and come tomorrow morning that

together and come tomorrow morning that pillow is going to seem pretty empty

pillow is going to seem pretty empty

pillow is going to seem pretty empty without you

without you

without you Jesse I can't make any promises

Jesse I can't make any promises

Jesse I can't make any promises I know

I know

I know do you think I haven't laid awake nights

do you think I haven't laid awake nights

do you think I haven't laid awake nights wondering how long we can be each

wondering how long we can be each

wondering how long we can be each other's little secrets

other's little secrets

other's little secrets my friends know about us but we don't

my friends know about us but we don't

my friends know about us but we don't spend any time with them and we

spend any time with them and we

spend any time with them and we certainly don't spend any time in my

certainly don't spend any time in my

certainly don't spend any time in my world

world

world there's only one question really

there's only one question really

there's only one question really how long can we be happy in a three by

how long can we be happy in a three by

how long can we be happy in a three by three cage

three cage

three cage why does this morning seem desperate

why does this morning seem desperate

why does this morning seem desperate we raise the stakes

Jesse

Jesse

Jesse don't think

foreign

we have a tradition where after

we have a tradition where after

we have a tradition where after Thanksgiving dinner we go for a long

Thanksgiving dinner we go for a long

Thanksgiving dinner we go for a long walk in the woods to find the perfect

walk in the woods to find the perfect

walk in the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree uh dab and chop it down

Christmas tree uh dab and chop it down

Christmas tree uh dab and chop it down and then drag it back to the house hang

and then drag it back to the house hang

and then drag it back to the house hang it upside down in the garage for a

it upside down in the garage for a

it upside down in the garage for a couple of days got it Mount the rack in

couple of days got it Mount the rack in

couple of days got it Mount the rack in the den

the den

the den the point is

the point is

the point is from here on out it's officially

from here on out it's officially

from here on out it's officially Christmas season oh please

Christmas season oh please

Christmas season oh please Jessie come on don't tell me you're one

Jessie come on don't tell me you're one

Jessie come on don't tell me you're one of those humbug types I love Christmas I

of those humbug types I love Christmas I

of those humbug types I love Christmas I just hate to shop why don't you make it

just hate to shop why don't you make it

just hate to shop why don't you make it easy just tell me what you want this

easy just tell me what you want this

easy just tell me what you want this year I'm gonna ask Santa for a lava lamp

year I'm gonna ask Santa for a lava lamp

year I'm gonna ask Santa for a lava lamp oh or something for my little book

oh or something for my little book

oh or something for my little book collection little books yes I collect

collection little books yes I collect

collection little books yes I collect little books

little books

little books little books about what oh it doesn't

little books about what oh it doesn't

little books about what oh it doesn't really matter what they're about so much

really matter what they're about so much

really matter what they're about so much as they know more than three inches tall

as they know more than three inches tall

as they know more than three inches tall you know little Books Okay lava lamp for

you know little Books Okay lava lamp for

you know little Books Okay lava lamp for Molly

Molly

Molly how about you Mitchell oh you know me

how about you Mitchell oh you know me

how about you Mitchell oh you know me I'd love anything

Calvin

Calvin

Calvin pink flamingos

pink flamingos

pink flamingos [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] antacid

antacid

antacid what'd you stuff that bird with just

what'd you stuff that bird with just

what'd you stuff that bird with just gunpowder chili mix you up some bicarb

gunpowder chili mix you up some bicarb

gunpowder chili mix you up some bicarb please

well come on what should I put on that

well come on what should I put on that

well come on what should I put on that list for you Calvin just many more

list for you Calvin just many more

list for you Calvin just many more oh come on you're amongst friends don't

oh come on you're amongst friends don't

oh come on you're amongst friends don't be shy

okay so I wouldn't complain if there is

okay so I wouldn't complain if there is

okay so I wouldn't complain if there is just one little pink flamingo in my

just one little pink flamingo in my

just one little pink flamingo in my stocking

stocking

stocking oh

maybe you're lactose intolerant that's

maybe you're lactose intolerant that's

maybe you're lactose intolerant that's pretty popular these days

pretty popular these days

pretty popular these days it's just a touch of indigestion Molly

it's just a touch of indigestion Molly

it's just a touch of indigestion Molly [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thanks

hello

hello

hello hello

wrong number

wrong number

wrong number I guess so

I'll bet you were wishing that was

I'll bet you were wishing that was

I'll bet you were wishing that was Hannah huh

Hannah huh

Hannah huh I doubt that I'll hear from her today

I doubt that I'll hear from her today

I doubt that I'll hear from her today Molly she's likely a little busy

Molly she's likely a little busy

Molly she's likely a little busy spending Thanksgiving with her family

spending Thanksgiving with her family

spending Thanksgiving with her family likely right Kelvin

likely right Kelvin

likely right Kelvin I'm surprised she didn't invite you to

I'm surprised she didn't invite you to

I'm surprised she didn't invite you to join them it's your first holiday

join them it's your first holiday

join them it's your first holiday together

together

together that might prove to be a bit awkward

that might prove to be a bit awkward

that might prove to be a bit awkward Calvin

Calvin

Calvin I'm sorry did I say something wrong

I'm sorry did I say something wrong

I'm sorry did I say something wrong no what Calvin is dying to say is that

no what Calvin is dying to say is that

no what Calvin is dying to say is that it would be awkward if I were invited to

it would be awkward if I were invited to

it would be awkward if I were invited to dinner with Hannah's husband there oh

dinner with Hannah's husband there oh

dinner with Hannah's husband there oh they have joint custody that's one way

they have joint custody that's one way

they have joint custody that's one way of putting it

of putting it

of putting it Hannah's still married Molly

Hannah's still married Molly

Hannah's still married Molly oh

oh

oh we're not ready to I mean because of her

we're not ready to I mean because of her

we're not ready to I mean because of her kids she has to be careful it's not like

kids she has to be careful it's not like

kids she has to be careful it's not like we plan for any of this to happen

we plan for any of this to happen

we plan for any of this to happen you don't have to explain anything to me

you don't have to explain anything to me

you don't have to explain anything to me Jesse

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] wait we didn't get a picture

wait we didn't get a picture

wait we didn't get a picture yeah this is exactly what they meant by

yeah this is exactly what they meant by

yeah this is exactly what they meant by a Kodak moment

what's a Kodak

smiles

why can't I go call Allison back she

why can't I go call Allison back she

why can't I go call Allison back she called me more than an hour ago

called me more than an hour ago

called me more than an hour ago she's going to think I died of food

she's going to think I died of food

she's going to think I died of food poisoning or something because right now

poisoning or something because right now

poisoning or something because right now you're going to sit here like the

you're going to sit here like the

you're going to sit here like the delightful child you are so we can get

delightful child you are so we can get

delightful child you are so we can get this picture taken oh you're a

this picture taken oh you're a

this picture taken oh you're a delightful child shut up make me both of

delightful child shut up make me both of

delightful child shut up make me both of you put a sock in it and say cheese

you put a sock in it and say cheese

you put a sock in it and say cheese [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay smile

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'm gonna take this picture and have it

I'm gonna take this picture and have it

I'm gonna take this picture and have it blown up and put it on my wall in the

blown up and put it on my wall in the

blown up and put it on my wall in the dining room

dining room

dining room now can I have the tablet out again you

now can I have the tablet out again you

now can I have the tablet out again you said I could after dinner no it's my

said I could after dinner no it's my

said I could after dinner no it's my turn you had it last

turn you had it last

turn you had it last don't you want to see your picture

it's okay I guess I hate my hair

it's okay I guess I hate my hair

it's okay I guess I hate my hair now let me take one of you two

[Music]

oh that's a little blurry let me take

oh that's a little blurry let me take

oh that's a little blurry let me take another one

see it happened again whenever I take a

see it happened again whenever I take a

see it happened again whenever I take a picture I go back to look at it and it's

picture I go back to look at it and it's

picture I go back to look at it and it's gone they end up in your photo album you

gone they end up in your photo album you

gone they end up in your photo album you have to go to that to see them that's

have to go to that to see them that's

have to go to that to see them that's not the way my old phone worked there

not the way my old phone worked there

not the way my old phone worked there was a little box at the bottom of the

was a little box at the bottom of the

was a little box at the bottom of the screen and I just touch it

screen and I just touch it

screen and I just touch it there were my photos the box is still

there were my photos the box is still

there were my photos the box is still there it's just in a different place

there it's just in a different place

there it's just in a different place well it's in a different place then it's

well it's in a different place then it's

well it's in a different place then it's not there now is it your photos are

not there now is it your photos are

not there now is it your photos are probably on the next page let me see I

probably on the next page let me see I

probably on the next page let me see I think we should invite your Aunt Jackie

think we should invite your Aunt Jackie

think we should invite your Aunt Jackie to have Christmas with this this year

to have Christmas with this this year

to have Christmas with this this year her kids are probably going to travel

her kids are probably going to travel

her kids are probably going to travel again over the holidays and I don't want

again over the holidays and I don't want

again over the holidays and I don't want him to be alone can we finish

him to be alone can we finish

him to be alone can we finish Thanksgiving before we worry about the

Thanksgiving before we worry about the

Thanksgiving before we worry about the next meleeves

next meleeves

next meleeves [Music]

foreign

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[Music]

[Music]

what are you doing huh

what are you doing huh

what are you doing huh oh

oh

oh um

um

um [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I thought I lost the debit card so I was

I thought I lost the debit card so I was

I thought I lost the debit card so I was looking

looking

looking that's not something we just leave a

that's not something we just leave a

that's not something we just leave a line around Hannah

line around Hannah

line around Hannah sorry

sorry

sorry well did you find it

well did you find it

well did you find it yes I did okay

yes I did okay

yes I did okay well then get an unserved dessert I'd

well then get an unserved dessert I'd

well then get an unserved dessert I'd like to sit around and watch the game

like to sit around and watch the game

like to sit around and watch the game [Music]

you know what I hate about living in the

you know what I hate about living in the

you know what I hate about living in the city

city

city what's that

what's that

what's that you never get to see the stars

Someday I'm gonna take you up north to

Someday I'm gonna take you up north to

Someday I'm gonna take you up north to my parents Cottage there's more stars

my parents Cottage there's more stars

my parents Cottage there's more stars than you've ever seen in your life

than you've ever seen in your life

than you've ever seen in your life have you ever considered the expanse of

have you ever considered the expanse of

have you ever considered the expanse of the Earth

the Earth

the Earth where is the way to the dwelling of

where is the way to the dwelling of

where is the way to the dwelling of light and where is the place of Darkness

light and where is the place of Darkness

light and where is the place of Darkness nice nice is that yours

nice nice is that yours

nice nice is that yours no

no

no it's the Book of Job

it's the Book of Job

it's the Book of Job I don't know it just popped in my head I

I don't know it just popped in my head I

I don't know it just popped in my head I missed you last week wish we could have

missed you last week wish we could have

missed you last week wish we could have spent the holiday together Jesse you

spent the holiday together Jesse you

spent the holiday together Jesse you know that's not possible

know that's not possible

know that's not possible I know I was just saying that is

I know I was just saying that is

I know I was just saying that is something wrong

something wrong

something wrong no

no

no I'm sorry I missed seeing you too

I'm sorry I missed seeing you too

I'm sorry I missed seeing you too so have you been working on anything

so have you been working on anything

so have you been working on anything this week I did this afternoon

this week I did this afternoon

this week I did this afternoon just some poetry

just some poetry

just some poetry good anything new uh something you want

good anything new uh something you want

good anything new uh something you want to share with the class

to share with the class

to share with the class not right now

not right now

not right now it's just a rough draft

it's just a rough draft

it's just a rough draft well I gotta tell you I've got so many

well I gotta tell you I've got so many

well I gotta tell you I've got so many ideas I mean suddenly it seems just

ideas I mean suddenly it seems just

ideas I mean suddenly it seems just everything's falling into place I mean

everything's falling into place I mean

everything's falling into place I mean you could recite your grocery list and

you could recite your grocery list and

you could recite your grocery list and then figure out how to make a story out

then figure out how to make a story out

then figure out how to make a story out of it that's wonderful Paul's expecting

of it that's wonderful Paul's expecting

of it that's wonderful Paul's expecting a Pulitzer Prize after all the time I've

a Pulitzer Prize after all the time I've

a Pulitzer Prize after all the time I've been spending with my writing group well

been spending with my writing group well

been spending with my writing group well I'll let you copy off my paper if you

I'll let you copy off my paper if you

I'll let you copy off my paper if you want then you can take an a home and

want then you can take an a home and

want then you can take an a home and hang it on the refrigerator

hang it on the refrigerator

hang it on the refrigerator God I look forward to our nights

God I look forward to our nights

God I look forward to our nights together but I want to see more than

together but I want to see more than

together but I want to see more than just Thursdays they don't come off

just Thursdays they don't come off

just Thursdays they don't come off enough and all the time in between seems

enough and all the time in between seems

enough and all the time in between seems just Jesse you know I can't

just Jesse you know I can't

just Jesse you know I can't Paul

Paul

Paul okay

okay

okay I know I promised no pressure

how long is that music been playing I

how long is that music been playing I

how long is that music been playing I didn't even notice

didn't even notice

didn't even notice I turned it on when we came in do you

I turned it on when we came in do you

I turned it on when we came in do you want a drink no I don't

want a drink no I don't

want a drink no I don't thank you

thank you

thank you well it's a shame to waste a beautiful

well it's a shame to waste a beautiful

well it's a shame to waste a beautiful Melody

Melody

Melody dance with me

dance with me

dance with me your best line

your best line

your best line such a sucker for Romance

such a sucker for Romance

such a sucker for Romance it's not even a Sly seduction we're not

it's not even a Sly seduction we're not

it's not even a Sly seduction we're not in your house more than 10 minutes and

in your house more than 10 minutes and

in your house more than 10 minutes and I'm already in your arms

I'm already in your arms

I'm already in your arms see that's because there's never enough

see that's because there's never enough

see that's because there's never enough time

time

time [Music]

[Music]

[Music] come on

come on

come on [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

no Jesse I can't do this why

no Jesse I can't do this why

no Jesse I can't do this why I need to go

I need to go

I need to go [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I came here tonight to tell you I can't

I came here tonight to tell you I can't

I came here tonight to tell you I can't see you anymore

see you anymore

see you anymore what Hannah Don't Panic on me it's not

what Hannah Don't Panic on me it's not

what Hannah Don't Panic on me it's not panic it's doing what's right

panic it's doing what's right

panic it's doing what's right for the past two months I've been

for the past two months I've been

for the past two months I've been walking around my house feeling like a

walking around my house feeling like a

walking around my house feeling like a criminal I can't take it anymore

criminal I can't take it anymore

criminal I can't take it anymore [Music]

[Music]

[Music] what's right is right here you and me

what's right is right here you and me

what's right is right here you and me don't let anybody fill your head with

don't let anybody fill your head with

don't let anybody fill your head with all that nonsense about the gospel and

all that nonsense about the gospel and

all that nonsense about the gospel and what's right or what's not

what's right or what's not

what's right or what's not why do you think anyone's been filling

why do you think anyone's been filling

why do you think anyone's been filling my head with anything well I don't know

my head with anything well I don't know

my head with anything well I don't know where you start quoting The Book of Job

where you start quoting The Book of Job

where you start quoting The Book of Job I've never even heard you mention the

I've never even heard you mention the

I've never even heard you mention the Bible before then suddenly you want to

Bible before then suddenly you want to

Bible before then suddenly you want to walk out what would I think

walk out what would I think

walk out what would I think I happen

I happen

I happen to be a very religious person

to be a very religious person

to be a very religious person but you wouldn't know that because we're

but you wouldn't know that because we're

but you wouldn't know that because we're still strangers to each other

still strangers to each other

still strangers to each other we're hardly strangers just because we

we're hardly strangers just because we

we're hardly strangers just because we slept together doesn't mean we know each

slept together doesn't mean we know each

slept together doesn't mean we know each other at all okay well what do you want

other at all okay well what do you want

other at all okay well what do you want to know I'm non-denominational though I

to know I'm non-denominational though I

to know I'm non-denominational though I believe there's a God somewhere in the

believe there's a God somewhere in the

believe there's a God somewhere in the universe with a purpose and order to

universe with a purpose and order to

universe with a purpose and order to things I'm a registered Democrat and my

things I'm a registered Democrat and my

things I'm a registered Democrat and my brothers live near Chicago with their

brothers live near Chicago with their

brothers live near Chicago with their families and I'm an aunt five times over

families and I'm an aunt five times over

families and I'm an aunt five times over I used to smoke a pack and a half a day

I used to smoke a pack and a half a day

I used to smoke a pack and a half a day but I gave it up two years ago and I I

but I gave it up two years ago and I I

but I gave it up two years ago and I I smuggled the donkey into the teacher's

smuggled the donkey into the teacher's

smuggled the donkey into the teacher's lounge in the 10th grade

lounge in the 10th grade

lounge in the 10th grade why

why

why well it was my job somebody already

well it was my job somebody already

well it was my job somebody already volunteered to pull the fire alarm

that still doesn't make this right

that still doesn't make this right

that still doesn't make this right [Music]

[Music]

[Music] as I let myself start thinking about it

as I let myself start thinking about it

as I let myself start thinking about it I couldn't stop

I couldn't stop

I couldn't stop and I can't fight the guilt

and I can't fight the guilt

and I can't fight the guilt Hannah don't do this you're just scared

Hannah don't do this you're just scared

Hannah don't do this you're just scared yeah you're right Jesse I'm scared I'm

yeah you're right Jesse I'm scared I'm

yeah you're right Jesse I'm scared I'm scared to death what am I doing here

scared to death what am I doing here

scared to death what am I doing here I'm just a housewife who was bored with

I'm just a housewife who was bored with

I'm just a housewife who was bored with her life and signed up for a writing

her life and signed up for a writing

her life and signed up for a writing group I wanted a hobby

group I wanted a hobby

group I wanted a hobby before I met you my biggest decisions

before I met you my biggest decisions

before I met you my biggest decisions involved toilet bowls and rust stains

involved toilet bowls and rust stains

involved toilet bowls and rust stains and now my life is embroiled in

and now my life is embroiled in

and now my life is embroiled in espionage

espionage

espionage I'm living as a double agent sneaking

I'm living as a double agent sneaking

I'm living as a double agent sneaking off to meet my lover on Thursdays and

off to meet my lover on Thursdays and

off to meet my lover on Thursdays and lying about where I've been and what I'm

lying about where I've been and what I'm

lying about where I've been and what I'm doing

doing

doing [Music]

a few months ago

a few months ago

a few months ago I couldn't have imagined even touching

I couldn't have imagined even touching

I couldn't have imagined even touching another woman

another woman

another woman what is real Beyond this moment I have

what is real Beyond this moment I have

what is real Beyond this moment I have no answers but two ears to lend two

no answers but two ears to lend two

no answers but two ears to lend two hands to hold don't

hands to hold don't

hands to hold don't someday when I sit down to read that

someday when I sit down to read that

someday when I sit down to read that poem I want to remember it as a gift you

poem I want to remember it as a gift you

poem I want to remember it as a gift you gave me the first night we made love

gave me the first night we made love

gave me the first night we made love don't use it now

don't use it now

don't use it now I don't know what else to say

first time you leaned in to kiss me

first time you leaned in to kiss me

first time you leaned in to kiss me I was ready to scream

I was ready to scream

I was ready to scream then I wanted to scream when you stopped

then I wanted to scream when you stopped

then I wanted to scream when you stopped maybe at first I let it happen because

maybe at first I let it happen because

maybe at first I let it happen because it was chic

it was chic

it was chic a very cool thing to experiment with my

a very cool thing to experiment with my

a very cool thing to experiment with my sexuality

sexuality

sexuality whole world was having Adventures while

whole world was having Adventures while

whole world was having Adventures while I was changing diapers and waxing floors

I was changing diapers and waxing floors

I was changing diapers and waxing floors and here was my chance to run in the

and here was my chance to run in the

and here was my chance to run in the fast lane so this whole Affair was like

fast lane so this whole Affair was like

fast lane so this whole Affair was like a trip to the amusement park it began

a trip to the amusement park it began

a trip to the amusement park it began out of curiosity

out of curiosity

out of curiosity but it continued because I wanted it to

but it continued because I wanted it to

but it continued because I wanted it to Jesse when we made love it was perfect

then why would you want it to end

then why would you want it to end

then why would you want it to end because it's too perfect

because it's too perfect

because it's too perfect who am I

who am I

who am I what if I suddenly discovered about

what if I suddenly discovered about

what if I suddenly discovered about myself

myself

myself that a woman can touch me in ways my

that a woman can touch me in ways my

that a woman can touch me in ways my husband will never satisfy

husband will never satisfy

husband will never satisfy Jesse I don't want to be gay

Jesse I don't want to be gay

Jesse I don't want to be gay it's not leprosy for God's sake and

it's not leprosy for God's sake and

it's not leprosy for God's sake and people don't think about it that way

people don't think about it that way

people don't think about it that way anymore

anymore

anymore don't kid yourself

don't kid yourself

don't kid yourself people say not that there's anything

people say not that there's anything

people say not that there's anything wrong with that but believe me there are

wrong with that but believe me there are

wrong with that but believe me there are still plenty of people who think that

still plenty of people who think that

still plenty of people who think that there is something very much wrong with

there is something very much wrong with

there is something very much wrong with that

that

that well that's their problem

and maybe I'm just too white bread for

and maybe I'm just too white bread for

and maybe I'm just too white bread for this

this

this even if I could get past the stigma the

even if I could get past the stigma the

even if I could get past the stigma the label everything I've ever heard about

label everything I've ever heard about

label everything I've ever heard about homosexuality

homosexuality

homosexuality what about my kids

this lifestyle comes with too much

this lifestyle comes with too much

this lifestyle comes with too much baggage

baggage

baggage how would they explain to their friends

how would they explain to their friends

how would they explain to their friends that they have two mommies

that they have two mommies

that they have two mommies would we go to conferences and Little

would we go to conferences and Little

would we go to conferences and Little League games together so everyone could

League games together so everyone could

League games together so everyone could point us out and ridicule them

point us out and ridicule them

point us out and ridicule them and all stands to make it even worse he

and all stands to make it even worse he

and all stands to make it even worse he could divorce me and take the kids I

could divorce me and take the kids I

could divorce me and take the kids I might never be allowed to see them it's

might never be allowed to see them it's

might never be allowed to see them it's not like that the court will award

not like that the court will award

not like that the court will award custody to the most fit parent and that

custody to the most fit parent and that

custody to the most fit parent and that wouldn't be me

wouldn't be me

wouldn't be me I don't even have a job

I don't even have a job

I don't even have a job you're a freelance writer who teaches

you're a freelance writer who teaches

you're a freelance writer who teaches part-time through an adult education

part-time through an adult education

part-time through an adult education program

program

program Paul makes a hundred and twenty thousand

Paul makes a hundred and twenty thousand

Paul makes a hundred and twenty thousand a year

a year

a year [Music]

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who do you think the courts would see as

who do you think the courts would see as the most fit pair wait a minute I think

the most fit pair wait a minute I think

the most fit pair wait a minute I think you're jumping the gun here I never

you're jumping the gun here I never

you're jumping the gun here I never asked you to leave your husband for now

asked you to leave your husband for now

asked you to leave your husband for now we can just continue as we are having

we can just continue as we are having

we can just continue as we are having our writers group on Thursdays spending

our writers group on Thursdays spending

our writers group on Thursdays spending time together when we can relationships

time together when we can relationships

time together when we can relationships evolve slowly just give this one time to

evolve slowly just give this one time to

evolve slowly just give this one time to Chrome

see

see

see it's so hard for me

it's so hard for me

it's so hard for me there's part of me that wants to throw

there's part of me that wants to throw

there's part of me that wants to throw all caution aside

all caution aside

all caution aside and fall into bed with you and make love

and fall into bed with you and make love

and fall into bed with you and make love until we're simply limp

but the other part is screaming louder I

but the other part is screaming louder I

but the other part is screaming louder I have too much to protect

I'm scared if I don't leave now I never

I'm scared if I don't leave now I never

I'm scared if I don't leave now I never will

will

will it's harder all the time

it's harder all the time

it's harder all the time you can't know how much it's meant to me

you can't know how much it's meant to me

you can't know how much it's meant to me knowing that there's someone out there

knowing that there's someone out there

knowing that there's someone out there who listens to what I have to say and

who listens to what I have to say and

who listens to what I have to say and respects my opinions and feelings

respects my opinions and feelings

respects my opinions and feelings I never want to lose our friendship

like it's possible for us to just

like it's possible for us to just

like it's possible for us to just pretend none of this ever happened and

pretend none of this ever happened and

pretend none of this ever happened and go back to being friends

you're probably right

Hannah don't do this

Hannah don't do this

Hannah don't do this I'm sorry I can't believe you're gonna

I'm sorry I can't believe you're gonna

I'm sorry I can't believe you're gonna walk out we're perfect did you ever blow

walk out we're perfect did you ever blow

walk out we're perfect did you ever blow out a match before it burned down to

out a match before it burned down to

out a match before it burned down to your fingers

just about every time

then you understand

I have something for you

I have something for you

I have something for you [Music]

it's not very good I just wrote it this

it's not very good I just wrote it this

it's not very good I just wrote it this afternoon but

afternoon but

afternoon but I want you to have it

I have to go

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if I put the cat's tail under my nose

if I put the cat's tail under my nose

if I put the cat's tail under my nose and pretended it was a mustache could

and pretended it was a mustache could

and pretended it was a mustache could you still recognize the sadness in my

you still recognize the sadness in my

you still recognize the sadness in my eyes when Words of Love are trapped

eyes when Words of Love are trapped

eyes when Words of Love are trapped unspoken in the heart

unspoken in the heart

unspoken in the heart smoldering like dying Embers from

smoldering like dying Embers from

smoldering like dying Embers from yesterday's barbecue

yesterday's barbecue

yesterday's barbecue a cat is a poor disguise

oh

oh

oh laughs

laughs

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I love what you've done with your tree

I love what you've done with your tree

I love what you've done with your tree this year Jesse

this year Jesse

this year Jesse to the lack of decoration says that

to the lack of decoration says that

to the lack of decoration says that you're moving in the direction of

you're moving in the direction of

you're moving in the direction of original intent

original intent

original intent instead of bastardizing it with all that

instead of bastardizing it with all that

instead of bastardizing it with all that commercialism I just haven't dug the

commercialism I just haven't dug the

commercialism I just haven't dug the rest of the crap out of the closet yet

rest of the crap out of the closet yet

rest of the crap out of the closet yet Mitchell we'll give you a hand finishing

Mitchell we'll give you a hand finishing

Mitchell we'll give you a hand finishing it up if you'd like

it up if you'd like

it up if you'd like no I think Mitchell's right and most

no I think Mitchell's right and most

no I think Mitchell's right and most perfectly represents Christmas just as

perfectly represents Christmas just as

perfectly represents Christmas just as it is

I have a treat

who's brave enough to try my eggnog

who's brave enough to try my eggnog

who's brave enough to try my eggnog I'll try some

I'll try some

I'll try some I'm sure just a tiny cup okay

I'm sure just a tiny cup okay

I'm sure just a tiny cup okay me too I'll try your Brew Molly

me too I'll try your Brew Molly

me too I'll try your Brew Molly oh Jesse there's alcohol in mine I

oh Jesse there's alcohol in mine I

oh Jesse there's alcohol in mine I brought some normal eggnog for you

brought some normal eggnog for you

brought some normal eggnog for you though I want to try yours Mal

hey it's Christmas can I have one minute

hey it's Christmas can I have one minute

hey it's Christmas can I have one minute of pleasure Jesse the problem for you is

of pleasure Jesse the problem for you is

of pleasure Jesse the problem for you is that those minutes turn into days entire

that those minutes turn into days entire

that those minutes turn into days entire weeks why don't we all just have some

weeks why don't we all just have some

weeks why don't we all just have some soda

soda

soda that's probably a good idea I shouldn't

that's probably a good idea I shouldn't

that's probably a good idea I shouldn't have brought this I think I'm an adult

have brought this I think I'm an adult

have brought this I think I'm an adult and I certainly don't need advice from a

and I certainly don't need advice from a

and I certainly don't need advice from a woman who she likes airline food is a

woman who she likes airline food is a

woman who she likes airline food is a souvenir okay

come on Jess relax it's Christmas oh

come on Jess relax it's Christmas oh

come on Jess relax it's Christmas oh that's right I almost forgot I have so

that's right I almost forgot I have so

that's right I almost forgot I have so much to celebrate I nearly lost track I

much to celebrate I nearly lost track I

much to celebrate I nearly lost track I already tipping a few Jesse get off my

already tipping a few Jesse get off my

already tipping a few Jesse get off my ass right now that's enough from both of

ass right now that's enough from both of

ass right now that's enough from both of you I just meant that my eggnog probably

you I just meant that my eggnog probably

you I just meant that my eggnog probably isn't safe to drink Jesse you don't

isn't safe to drink Jesse you don't

isn't safe to drink Jesse you don't an apology Molly

an apology Molly

an apology Molly this is not how I wanted to remember

this is not how I wanted to remember

this is not how I wanted to remember Christmas

Christmas

Christmas why don't we just make a pot of coffee

recognize a good time if it came up and

recognize a good time if it came up and

recognize a good time if it came up and bit you in the ass Jesse well that's

bit you in the ass Jesse well that's

bit you in the ass Jesse well that's about as much holiday cheers I can

come on let's have a toast to the

come on let's have a toast to the

come on let's have a toast to the anti-claws no thanks I think I'll go to

Merry Christmas Jesse

foreign

Christmas

mind if I come in

mind if I come in

mind if I come in I opened the door didn't I

so hello event Jesse it's been a while

so hello event Jesse it's been a while

so hello event Jesse it's been a while things are fine

things are fine

things are fine how about with you

how about with you

how about with you Jesse

Jesse

Jesse it's a new year don't you think it's

it's a new year don't you think it's

it's a new year don't you think it's about time time time for what Kelvin

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you you

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you you

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you you warned me right

warned me right

warned me right Molly said she's tried calling but you

Molly said she's tried calling but you

Molly said she's tried calling but you won't answer the phone and that you

won't answer the phone and that you

won't answer the phone and that you haven't responded to any of her texts

haven't responded to any of her texts

haven't responded to any of her texts well I've been really busy Calvin I can

well I've been really busy Calvin I can

well I've been really busy Calvin I can see that

see that

see that if you're planning a speech just save it

if you're planning a speech just save it

if you're planning a speech just save it okay no I was thinking of smacking

okay no I was thinking of smacking

okay no I was thinking of smacking around a little go ahead

around a little go ahead

around a little go ahead you don't have any idea what it's like

you don't have any idea what it's like

you don't have any idea what it's like to watch somebody wallow in self-pity oh

to watch somebody wallow in self-pity oh

to watch somebody wallow in self-pity oh believe me Jesse no you haven't you

believe me Jesse no you haven't you

believe me Jesse no you haven't you don't know what it's like to wake up in

don't know what it's like to wake up in

don't know what it's like to wake up in the morning afraid to open your eyes

the morning afraid to open your eyes

the morning afraid to open your eyes because you know it wasn't just a bad

because you know it wasn't just a bad

because you know it wasn't just a bad dream a standing ovation for the queen

dream a standing ovation for the queen

dream a standing ovation for the queen of melodrama save the routine hun right

of melodrama save the routine hun right

of melodrama save the routine hun right because you have all the answers

because you have all the answers

because you have all the answers you make me sick then leave

you make me sick then leave

you make me sick then leave you Define pathetic

you Define pathetic

you Define pathetic you have everything but now hiding in

you have everything but now hiding in

you have everything but now hiding in those pages isn't even enough to solicit

those pages isn't even enough to solicit

those pages isn't even enough to solicit simply my life back all because you're

simply my life back all because you're

simply my life back all because you're too stupid to realize how lucky you are

too stupid to realize how lucky you are

too stupid to realize how lucky you are oh I'm really lucky you want to be me

oh I'm really lucky you want to be me

oh I'm really lucky you want to be me Calvin you want to trade lives you want

Calvin you want to trade lives you want

Calvin you want to trade lives you want to go through what I have the past two

to go through what I have the past two

to go through what I have the past two and a half years I would be you in a

and a half years I would be you in a

and a half years I would be you in a second at least you didn't find out that

second at least you didn't find out that

second at least you didn't find out that you have cancer

what

I think you heard me

so what you drinking Jess

so what you drinking Jess

so what you drinking Jess has it worked yet is either Donna or

has it worked yet is either Donna or

has it worked yet is either Donna or Hannah here because I don't drink to

Hannah here because I don't drink to

Hannah here because I don't drink to bring them back I

bring them back I

bring them back I I drink to forget

I drink to forget

I drink to forget Jesse at one point in each person's life

Jesse at one point in each person's life

Jesse at one point in each person's life they're going to have to decide how they

they're going to have to decide how they

they're going to have to decide how they will deal with pain

will deal with pain

will deal with pain this is your choice

this is your choice

this is your choice when did you find out how long have you

when did you find out how long have you

when did you find out how long have you known

known

known a few months now

a few months now

a few months now and you didn't say anything I wanted to

and you didn't say anything I wanted to

and you didn't say anything I wanted to wait until I had good news you have

wait until I had good news you have

wait until I had good news you have cancer but it's curable

then tell me the second half Kelvin we

then tell me the second half Kelvin we

then tell me the second half Kelvin we can't

can't

can't how long I don't know six months maybe a

how long I don't know six months maybe a

how long I don't know six months maybe a year John said longer if I'm lucky

year John said longer if I'm lucky

year John said longer if I'm lucky John

John

John you will be

God if I would have known about this I

God if I would have known about this I

God if I would have known about this I wouldn't have bothered using condoms

do you know it's not fair

cruise I never made it to your

cruise I never made it to your

cruise I never made it to your I won't get to go to my class reunions I

I won't get to go to my class reunions I

I won't get to go to my class reunions I won't get to see my nieces and nephews

won't get to see my nieces and nephews

won't get to see my nieces and nephews grow up either for my parents when they

grow up either for my parents when they

grow up either for my parents when they get old right it's not fair no I just

get old right it's not fair no I just

get old right it's not fair no I just get to watch the rest of my hair fall

get to watch the rest of my hair fall

get to watch the rest of my hair fall out and watch my clothes sagging bag

out and watch my clothes sagging bag

out and watch my clothes sagging bag because there's nothing left to hold

because there's nothing left to hold

because there's nothing left to hold them up anymore

I had such a pretty face

I feel like

I feel like

I feel like I'm leaking

I'm leaking

I'm leaking like everything I was

like everything I was

like everything I was everything I've worked for

everything I've worked for

everything I've worked for my dreams

my dreams

my dreams all of it is just slowly

all of it is just slowly

all of it is just slowly leaking out of me

leaking out of me

leaking out of me you're a fighter you know you can't just

you're a fighter you know you can't just

you're a fighter you know you can't just give up

give up

give up right

right

right you're one to talk no I haven't

you're one to talk no I haven't

you're one to talk no I haven't okay

okay

okay okay I admit it

okay I admit it

okay I admit it I want to be numb

I want to be numb

I want to be numb then you're just like me you're dying

then you're just like me you're dying

then you're just like me you're dying aren't you

aren't you

aren't you isn't that all death really is

isn't that all death really is

isn't that all death really is the absence of life

the absence of life

the absence of life what kind

what kind

what kind it's in my stomach Jess there's not much

it's in my stomach Jess there's not much

it's in my stomach Jess there's not much they can do about it

they can do about it

they can do about it the doctor came in to talk to me the

the doctor came in to talk to me the

the doctor came in to talk to me the other day and he said I've spoken with

other day and he said I've spoken with

other day and he said I've spoken with your team and I'm sorry but there's not

your team and I'm sorry but there's not

your team and I'm sorry but there's not a role in this for me

a role in this for me

a role in this for me how ironic is that a doctor telling an

how ironic is that a doctor telling an

how ironic is that a doctor telling an actor about losing her role

actor about losing her role

actor about losing her role yeah

I have to admit life was a lot less

I have to admit life was a lot less

I have to admit life was a lot less complicated when you and I were sworn

complicated when you and I were sworn

complicated when you and I were sworn enemies but

enemies but

enemies but I didn't want to go through this without

I didn't want to go through this without

I didn't want to go through this without you

no of course I'll be here I won't be

no of course I'll be here I won't be

no of course I'll be here I won't be another one of your excuses Life's a

another one of your excuses Life's a

another one of your excuses Life's a tragedy everybody dies in the end

tragedy everybody dies in the end

tragedy everybody dies in the end does it hurt

does it hurt

does it hurt sometimes but I have the prettiest

sometimes but I have the prettiest

sometimes but I have the prettiest little green and blue pills for the pain

so

is this goodbye

is this goodbye

is this goodbye no

no

no no

no

no it's not goodbye you won't be alone I'm

it's not goodbye you won't be alone I'm

it's not goodbye you won't be alone I'm here for you I know it's not fair for me

here for you I know it's not fair for me

here for you I know it's not fair for me to ask I I know what you've been through

to ask I I know what you've been through

to ask I I know what you've been through but I don't have to be fair to hell with

but I don't have to be fair to hell with

but I don't have to be fair to hell with the rules what I've been through no

the rules what I've been through no

the rules what I've been through no stop this and quit trying to be a tough

stop this and quit trying to be a tough

stop this and quit trying to be a tough guy really doesn't work for you at all

I'm so scared

loser deals Calvin Shuffle

loser deals Calvin Shuffle

loser deals Calvin Shuffle I don't want to play anymore okay what

I don't want to play anymore okay what

I don't want to play anymore okay what do you want to do

do you want to do

do you want to do nothing

nothing

nothing you want to watch some TV

you want to watch some TV

you want to watch some TV no I don't want to watch that damn

no I don't want to watch that damn

no I don't want to watch that damn television

television

television I'm tired of laying on the sofa staring

I'm tired of laying on the sofa staring

I'm tired of laying on the sofa staring at that damned idiot box

at that damned idiot box

at that damned idiot box and don't you even dare mention broth I

and don't you even dare mention broth I

and don't you even dare mention broth I found enough broth to fill a swimming

found enough broth to fill a swimming

found enough broth to fill a swimming pool

pool

pool okay I want to go for a walk

okay I want to go for a walk

okay I want to go for a walk sure Jesse I'd love to go for a walk

sure Jesse I'd love to go for a walk

sure Jesse I'd love to go for a walk where shall we go to the kitchen or

where shall we go to the kitchen or

where shall we go to the kitchen or should we really make a hike of it and

should we really make a hike of it and

should we really make a hike of it and go all the way to the bathroom it might

go all the way to the bathroom it might

go all the way to the bathroom it might do you good to get outside

do you good to get outside

do you good to get outside I don't want to go outside it's cold out

I don't want to go outside it's cold out

I don't want to go outside it's cold out there Kellen it's the middle of June and

there Kellen it's the middle of June and

there Kellen it's the middle of June and I didn't want to go outside

I didn't want to go outside

I didn't want to go outside okay

okay

okay we can just sit here

we can just sit here

we can just sit here it's fun

I'm sorry

it's okay you're allowed to be cranky

it's okay you're allowed to be cranky

it's okay you're allowed to be cranky life is supposed to be a mystery it's no

life is supposed to be a mystery it's no

life is supposed to be a mystery it's no fun at all when someone spoils the

fun at all when someone spoils the

fun at all when someone spoils the ending for you

ending for you

ending for you there are times when I have no idea what

there are times when I have no idea what

there are times when I have no idea what to say to you I know

you surprised me Jesse

you surprised me Jesse

you surprised me Jesse what why

what why

what why I didn't think you could see yourself

I didn't think you could see yourself

I didn't think you could see yourself anywhere except at the center of the

anywhere except at the center of the

anywhere except at the center of the universe

universe

universe well thanks I'm simply saying that

well thanks I'm simply saying that

well thanks I'm simply saying that there were times where your actions

there were times where your actions

there were times where your actions haven't always been totally

haven't always been totally

haven't always been totally unselfish

unselfish

unselfish and now here you are giving of yourself

and now here you are giving of yourself

and now here you are giving of yourself with no possible hope of reward

with no possible hope of reward

with no possible hope of reward how grown up of you you haven't ripped

how grown up of you you haven't ripped

how grown up of you you haven't ripped me out of the will have you it's just

me out of the will have you it's just

me out of the will have you it's just nice to see

nice to see

nice to see I guess you reach a point

I guess you reach a point

I guess you reach a point and then you begin to worry that

and then you begin to worry that

and then you begin to worry that everyone else is going to be okay

I've been thinking

I've been thinking

I've been thinking about

about

about do you think there's any sound

do you think there's any sound

do you think there's any sound you know

you know

you know after

after

after I don't know

I don't know

I don't know I hope it's not soundless I can't even

I hope it's not soundless I can't even

I hope it's not soundless I can't even sleep without the TV on

Jesse you know when I'm not here Calvin

Jesse you know when I'm not here Calvin

Jesse you know when I'm not here Calvin I can't do this

I can't do this

I can't do this okay

okay

okay okay

okay

okay just remember this when you're stumped

just remember this when you're stumped

just remember this when you're stumped everything you need to know about life

everything you need to know about life

everything you need to know about life you can learn from the desert and the

you can learn from the desert and the

you can learn from the desert and the Beatles The Beatles and the desiderata

Beatles The Beatles and the desiderata

Beatles The Beatles and the desiderata you are a child of the universe no less

you are a child of the universe no less

you are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the Stars

than the trees and the Stars

than the trees and the Stars and in the end the love you take is

and in the end the love you take is

and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make

equal to the love you make

equal to the love you make when did you get so damn smart

when did you get so damn smart

when did you get so damn smart oh I've always been brilliant just

oh I've always been brilliant just

oh I've always been brilliant just waiting for you to realize that

waiting for you to realize that

waiting for you to realize that okay I know you said no TV but how about

okay I know you said no TV but how about

okay I know you said no TV but how about some Netflix there's a great English

some Netflix there's a great English

some Netflix there's a great English film on you can look at all the boys

film on you can look at all the boys

film on you can look at all the boys butts

butts

butts what Calvin a pill do you need another

what Calvin a pill do you need another

what Calvin a pill do you need another pill uh I think you better call Mitchell

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thank you

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God

God

God sometimes I don't understand the plan at

sometimes I don't understand the plan at

sometimes I don't understand the plan at all

all

all this makes sense with Calvin with all

this makes sense with Calvin with all

this makes sense with Calvin with all the bad in the world Calvin had to go

the bad in the world Calvin had to go

the bad in the world Calvin had to go it doesn't

it doesn't

it doesn't you know makes sense

you know makes sense

you know makes sense I'm usually a pretty big optimist

I'm usually a pretty big optimist

I'm usually a pretty big optimist but

but

but I'm having trouble seeing daylight

I'm having trouble seeing daylight

I'm having trouble seeing daylight through this

through this

through this [Music]

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[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

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[Music] foreign

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[Music] foreign

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[Music] foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

is not simply a matter of creation it's

is not simply a matter of creation it's

is not simply a matter of creation it's the act of stopping time

the act of stopping time

the act of stopping time [Music]

Donna honey even Lance and I made

Donna honey even Lance and I made

Donna honey even Lance and I made ourselves beautiful in less time than

ourselves beautiful in less time than

ourselves beautiful in less time than this are you almost ready the show only

this are you almost ready the show only

this are you almost ready the show only runs for two weeks

runs for two weeks

runs for two weeks Calvin Lance tells me he has to book

Calvin Lance tells me he has to book

Calvin Lance tells me he has to book appointments in your bathroom months in

appointments in your bathroom months in

appointments in your bathroom months in advance

this is going to be the most perfect

this is going to be the most perfect

this is going to be the most perfect Christmas isn't this how they always

Christmas isn't this how they always

Christmas isn't this how they always promise it would be growing up

[Music]

we'll be 60 and it'll still be just the

we'll be 60 and it'll still be just the

we'll be 60 and it'll still be just the four of us here

four of us here

four of us here [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Jesse

Jesse

Jesse what

what

what no it's fine you just keep working

no it's fine you just keep working

no it's fine you just keep working I'll be back before 10.

come here

come here

come here Jesse

Jesse

Jesse I'll be back before 10

I'll be back before 10

I'll be back before 10 [Music]

[Music]

[Music] . no fair

. no fair

. no fair [Music]

[Music]

[Music] do-over

do-over

do-over what would your wish be Jesse

what would your wish be Jesse

what would your wish be Jesse [Music]

[Music]

[Music] baby

actually I think we'd be good parents

actually I think we'd be good parents

actually I think we'd be good parents you made me love you I didn't want to do

you made me love you I didn't want to do

you made me love you I didn't want to do it I didn't want to do it

it I didn't want to do it

it I didn't want to do it I'll be back before 10.

Jesse

Jesse

Jesse [Music]

I can't imagine how painful

I can't imagine how painful

I can't imagine how painful [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I know it's not fair of me to ask I know

I know it's not fair of me to ask I know

I know it's not fair of me to ask I know what you've been through

what you've been through

what you've been through I'll be back for 10.

I hope it's not silent I can't even

I hope it's not silent I can't even

I hope it's not silent I can't even sleep without a TV on

sleep without a TV on

sleep without a TV on [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you I didn't want to do it

you I didn't want to do it

you I didn't want to do it um

you know Jesse

you know Jesse

you know Jesse you always were my best friend

goodbye

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[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Jesse

yeah I'm here

yeah I'm here

yeah I'm here I just wanted to stop by and make sure

I just wanted to stop by and make sure

I just wanted to stop by and make sure you're okay I'm okay just uh

you're okay I'm okay just uh

you're okay I'm okay just uh remembering

remembering

remembering Calvin and

Calvin and

Calvin and everything

everything

everything it was a nice service I'm glad the rain

it was a nice service I'm glad the rain

it was a nice service I'm glad the rain held off

held off

held off yeah

do you want some wine or soda I think

do you want some wine or soda I think

do you want some wine or soda I think there's some in the kitchen

there's some in the kitchen

there's some in the kitchen no thanks

no thanks

no thanks you're not tempted to no

you're not tempted to no

you're not tempted to no though I think this here will Top the

though I think this here will Top the

though I think this here will Top the last as a lousy Christmas

last as a lousy Christmas

last as a lousy Christmas funny the things you think of today in

funny the things you think of today in

funny the things you think of today in the middle of the service I thought what

the middle of the service I thought what

the middle of the service I thought what a shame Calvin ever got to blow up the

a shame Calvin ever got to blow up the

a shame Calvin ever got to blow up the cake well he never could figure out how

cake well he never could figure out how

cake well he never could figure out how maybe Calvin was just chased by a faster

maybe Calvin was just chased by a faster

maybe Calvin was just chased by a faster Dragon what it's a myth from ancient

Dragon what it's a myth from ancient

Dragon what it's a myth from ancient Siam the moment we're born a dragon is

Siam the moment we're born a dragon is

Siam the moment we're born a dragon is released from the darkness it is our

released from the darkness it is our

released from the darkness it is our death and it follows us our whole lives

death and it follows us our whole lives

death and it follows us our whole lives knowing it was right on your heels is

knowing it was right on your heels is

knowing it was right on your heels is supposed to be motivation to work hard

supposed to be motivation to work hard

supposed to be motivation to work hard enjoy life keep ahead of him I kind of

enjoy life keep ahead of him I kind of

enjoy life keep ahead of him I kind of like it he was just chased by a faster

like it he was just chased by a faster

like it he was just chased by a faster dragon

dragon

dragon maybe I will get a tree this year

maybe I will get a tree this year

maybe I will get a tree this year put a little dragon on top of it

hi Mitchell how are you doing

hi Mitchell how are you doing

hi Mitchell how are you doing my face being in that place had a bag

my face being in that place had a bag

my face being in that place had a bag packed forever

packed forever

packed forever [Music]

[Music]

[Music] just gonna drive for a while

just gonna drive for a while

just gonna drive for a while when I stop

when I stop

when I stop that's where I'll be

that's where I'll be

that's where I'll be need some time

need some time

need some time but I wanted to give you this before I

but I wanted to give you this before I

but I wanted to give you this before I left

went along with Calvin on this

went along with Calvin on this

went along with Calvin on this now that I know what it's like to lose

now that I know what it's like to lose

now that I know what it's like to lose someone

someone

someone let's just say I'd do anything for a

let's just say I'd do anything for a

let's just say I'd do anything for a second chance that little

second chance that little

second chance that little you know Calvin

you know Calvin

you know Calvin I'm Ed can you beat him now

I'm Ed can you beat him now

I'm Ed can you beat him now Hannah

Hannah

Hannah maybe Calvin knew what he was doing

maybe Calvin knew what he was doing

maybe Calvin knew what he was doing besides going backward is just walking

besides going backward is just walking

besides going backward is just walking into the path of the Dragon

I'll explain it later let me walk you

I'll explain it later let me walk you

I'll explain it later let me walk you out

hi Molly thanks for everything

hi Molly thanks for everything

hi Molly thanks for everything take care Mitchell

I'll be right back MO

thank you

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[Music]

[Music] so you're not gonna open it

so you're not gonna open it

so you're not gonna open it I don't know Molly

well let me know when you decide why

well let me know when you decide why

well let me know when you decide why because if you want to be safe I'll show

because if you want to be safe I'll show

because if you want to be safe I'll show like you you'll be happy as an apple and

like you you'll be happy as an apple and

like you you'll be happy as an apple and nothing will ever change you're not dumb

nothing will ever change you're not dumb

nothing will ever change you're not dumb at all are you Molly why who said I was

at all are you Molly why who said I was

at all are you Molly why who said I was no one

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[Music]

[Music] God is it February already happy

God is it February already happy

God is it February already happy birthday Jesse oh I hate birthdays can I

birthday Jesse oh I hate birthdays can I

birthday Jesse oh I hate birthdays can I start counting backwards though guess

start counting backwards though guess

start counting backwards though guess what it is I can't what guess can open

what it is I can't what guess can open

what it is I can't what guess can open it Zoe

it Zoe

it Zoe what's up

do you know what it is yes I do thanks

do you know what it is yes I do thanks

do you know what it is yes I do thanks small I love it

small I love it

small I love it I have another surprise for you

I have another surprise for you

I have another surprise for you Molly really you didn't have to

Molly really you didn't have to

Molly really you didn't have to [Music]

[Music]

[Music] happy birthday Jesse

Hannah I'm

Hannah I'm

Hannah I'm speechless

speechless

speechless that's a first

that's a first

that's a first [Music]

[Music]

[Music] well I guess my work is done I'll leave

well I guess my work is done I'll leave

well I guess my work is done I'll leave you to it

there's about a million things I want to

there's about a million things I want to

there's about a million things I want to say to you I mean what's it been like a

say to you I mean what's it been like a

say to you I mean what's it been like a year and a half oh Molly filled me in on

year and a half oh Molly filled me in on

year and a half oh Molly filled me in on a lot I'm very sorry to hear about

a lot I'm very sorry to hear about

a lot I'm very sorry to hear about Calvin

Calvin

Calvin thanks and you

thanks and you

thanks and you uh well things have changed a lot for me

uh well things have changed a lot for me

uh well things have changed a lot for me too

too

too I'm divorced I'm sorry

I'm divorced I'm sorry

I'm divorced I'm sorry don't be it was my choice

don't be it was my choice

don't be it was my choice foreign I've learned a lot about myself

foreign I've learned a lot about myself

foreign I've learned a lot about myself about the kind of person I want to be

about the kind of person I want to be

about the kind of person I want to be I must say a lot of that awareness took

I must say a lot of that awareness took

I must say a lot of that awareness took place in this very room

place in this very room

place in this very room on one hand I suppose I should thank you

on one hand I suppose I should thank you

on one hand I suppose I should thank you no Hannah and then there are times when

no Hannah and then there are times when

no Hannah and then there are times when I wish I'd never met you at all

I wish I'd never met you at all

I wish I'd never met you at all it would have been so much easier

it would have been so much easier

it would have been so much easier I know

I know

I know [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'm working nothing glamorous but I'm

I'm working nothing glamorous but I'm

I'm working nothing glamorous but I'm still in the house with the kids

still in the house with the kids

still in the house with the kids if you're happy then I'm happy for you

if you're happy then I'm happy for you

if you're happy then I'm happy for you Hannah

Hannah

Hannah you seem different

you seem different

you seem different do I

when you never answered any of my texts

when you never answered any of my texts

when you never answered any of my texts I wrote you a letter explaining

I wrote you a letter explaining

I wrote you a letter explaining everything

everything

everything when you never answered that

when you never answered that

when you never answered that [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I finally gave up

I finally gave up

I finally gave up I thought you were out of my life

I thought you were out of my life

I thought you were out of my life forever

forever

forever [Music]

[Music]

[Music] so did I

so did I

so did I when Molly contacted me

when Molly contacted me

when Molly contacted me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I didn't know what I was going to do

I didn't know what I was going to do

I didn't know what I was going to do but then I thought about it

but then I thought about it

but then I thought about it and

and

and I had to know

I had to know

I had to know I'm not sure how to answer that Hannah

sorry

sorry

sorry maybe I shouldn't have come no it's good

maybe I shouldn't have come no it's good

maybe I shouldn't have come no it's good to see you and have a chance to talk I

to see you and have a chance to talk I

to see you and have a chance to talk I just

just

just don't know what I want to say

don't know what I want to say

don't know what I want to say Jesse it's all about taking risks

Jesse it's all about taking risks

Jesse it's all about taking risks being human should be like ripping off

being human should be like ripping off

being human should be like ripping off your skin to show everyone what's

your skin to show everyone what's

your skin to show everyone what's burning inside of you

burning inside of you

burning inside of you now where have I heard that before

now where have I heard that before

now where have I heard that before I was a good student yes

well do you want some of this cake or

well do you want some of this cake or

well do you want some of this cake or not

not

not I'm gonna light the candles and make a

I'm gonna light the candles and make a

I'm gonna light the candles and make a wish if you don't

wish if you don't

wish if you don't [Music]

thank you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] it worked

it worked

it worked [Music]

thank you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

[Applause]

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