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single one of you is here today because

single one of you is here today because

single one of you is here today because you feel your life could be better

you feel your life could be better

you feel your life could be better well congratulations

well congratulations

well congratulations you've just taken the first step we are

you've just taken the first step we are

you've just taken the first step we are all responsible

all responsible

all responsible for our own happiness

for our own happiness

for our own happiness we

we

we make our own

make our own

make our own lives

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[Music] you are a complex human being

Ali I was like humans

Ali I was like humans

Ali I was like humans Forum took me on a journey so profound

Forum took me on a journey so profound

Forum took me on a journey so profound that I became the person sitting before

that I became the person sitting before

that I became the person sitting before you today

Ally isn't it

Ally isn't it

Ally isn't it I'm sorry sorry but

um a good Woodgate

um so how come you're here

um so how come you're here

um so how come you're here same reason as you I suspect looking to

same reason as you I suspect looking to

same reason as you I suspect looking to change my life

change my life

change my life so which course are you going for

so which course are you going for

so which course are you going for um the Intensive Weekender is the one

um the Intensive Weekender is the one

um the Intensive Weekender is the one that they say has maximum effect

before you part with your money there's

before you part with your money there's

before you part with your money there's something you should know

a cult excuse me that's not appropriate

a cult excuse me that's not appropriate

a cult excuse me that's not appropriate please

please

please leave with great pleasure and I'm taking

leave with great pleasure and I'm taking

leave with great pleasure and I'm taking this beautiful young woman with me

this beautiful young woman with me

this beautiful young woman with me before you destroy her mind

before you destroy her mind

before you destroy her mind [Music]

this time

this time

this time another month

another month

another month I won't see my mummy

come on

come on

come on come on don't cry

come on don't cry

come on don't cry Aaron into him what's happening Brother

Aaron into him what's happening Brother

Aaron into him what's happening Brother I've had my heart broken

I've had my heart broken

I've had my heart broken the first time it's ever happened to me

the first time it's ever happened to me

the first time it's ever happened to me well as Cat Stevens said the first chord

well as Cat Stevens said the first chord

well as Cat Stevens said the first chord is the deepest

is the deepest

is the deepest but you've got to remember this it's not

but you've got to remember this it's not

but you've got to remember this it's not the end of the world and I feel like it

the end of the world and I feel like it

the end of the world and I feel like it but trust me

but trust me

but trust me things change

hey my friend listen to me remember

hey my friend listen to me remember

hey my friend listen to me remember you're not the only

RMA if you're listening call me back we

RMA if you're listening call me back we

RMA if you're listening call me back we can talk let's help if you're okay

besides despite what you might read in

besides despite what you might read in

besides despite what you might read in Shakespeare love really isn't worth

Shakespeare love really isn't worth

Shakespeare love really isn't worth dying for

dying for

dying for yeah it's tough It's messy it's painful

yeah it's tough It's messy it's painful

yeah it's tough It's messy it's painful but we get through

but we get through

but we get through we all get through it

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thank you

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[Music] hello

you'll never guess what's happened

but even though I got cringes I

but even though I got cringes I

but even though I got cringes I definitely got to inches he stopped me

definitely got to inches he stopped me

definitely got to inches he stopped me from signing out to a cold

from signing out to a cold

from signing out to a cold um which she was doing um research with

um which she was doing um research with

um which she was doing um research with us open University because what he

us open University because what he

us open University because what he totally keeps the secret by the way

totally keeps the secret by the way

totally keeps the secret by the way know everything about it

hurdle about you

hurdle about you

hurdle about you can use troubles fast she's a great girl

can use troubles fast she's a great girl

can use troubles fast she's a great girl barking mug but Heart of Gold I like her

barking mug but Heart of Gold I like her

barking mug but Heart of Gold I like her she's fun full of life she speaks three

she's fun full of life she speaks three

she's fun full of life she speaks three languages you know she deserves some

languages you know she deserves some

languages you know she deserves some happiness

happiness

happiness it's uh it's only a date

it's uh it's only a date

it's uh it's only a date but you know who knows

no reason

you know I've got that visit it too

you know I've got that visit it too

you know I've got that visit it too stick to prano so I'll be off site most

stick to prano so I'll be off site most

stick to prano so I'll be off site most of the afternoon oh that's a shame I was

of the afternoon oh that's a shame I was

of the afternoon oh that's a shame I was hoping to quiz you about Ali pick up a

hoping to quiz you about Ali pick up a

hoping to quiz you about Ali pick up a few useful nuggets

few useful nuggets

few useful nuggets treat her well

treat her well

treat her well you'll be fine did she's like the rest

you'll be fine did she's like the rest

you'll be fine did she's like the rest of us she wants someone to make her feel

of us she wants someone to make her feel

of us she wants someone to make her feel sure

the gherkin Ali Jones

the gherkin Ali Jones

the gherkin Ali Jones yes please

are you sure there's no courgette

I think

play everything okay

um uh she should be in work if you tried

um uh she should be in work if you tried

um uh she should be in work if you tried her mobile

well all right I just uh leave it with

well all right I just uh leave it with

well all right I just uh leave it with me I'll track it down don't worry

Claire to me uh call as soon as you get

Claire to me uh call as soon as you get

Claire to me uh call as soon as you get this it's urgent

[\h__\h] out babe

he's going

he's going

he's going we need to get there as soon as we can

we need to get there as soon as we can

we need to get there as soon as we can [Music]

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[Music] let it take

this is the address of the home visit

this is the address of the home visit

this is the address of the home visit this chise if I'm afraid could take you

this chise if I'm afraid could take you

this chise if I'm afraid could take you an hour in traffic why would you turn

an hour in traffic why would you turn

an hour in traffic why would you turn off a mobile app to long term so

off a mobile app to long term so

off a mobile app to long term so sometimes she's gonna miss him going

sometimes she's gonna miss him going

sometimes she's gonna miss him going she's gonna miss saying goodbye I'm

she's gonna miss saying goodbye I'm

she's gonna miss saying goodbye I'm sorry

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[Music] so

I don't know what is that you're an

I don't know what is that you're an

I don't know what is that you're an image she hasn't answered this phone or

image she hasn't answered this phone or

image she hasn't answered this phone or nothing

what

I'm not I'm trying my best I can't find

I'm not I'm trying my best I can't find

I'm not I'm trying my best I can't find her Elena I'm all over London

he's gone

he's gone

he's gone he's gone sweetheart

stay

stay

stay I can't

so that's it

so that's it

so that's it you've got what you came for

he knew I didn't have long I'm supposed

he knew I didn't have long I'm supposed

he knew I didn't have long I'm supposed to be in work

no I just started

when next

when next

when next I don't know

tomorrow we could meet in town

doesn't just have to be about the sex

doesn't just have to be about the sex

doesn't just have to be about the sex we could go for a bit of lunch

you know I wouldn't miss the world it's

you know I wouldn't miss the world it's

you know I wouldn't miss the world it's attracted a lot of attention

attracted a lot of attention

attracted a lot of attention Nationals

Nationals

Nationals BBC

BBC

BBC even and CK New York

even and CK New York

even and CK New York and

if I stopped

if I stopped

if I stopped start working on what it might make it

start working on what it might make it

start working on what it might make it easier like what is here

easier like what is here

easier like what is here me and you

me and you

me and you Mitch I I can't talk about this why not

okay go then

okay go then

okay go then till the next time

till the next time

till the next time and the next time and the time after

and the next time and the time after

and the next time and the time after that

that

that when are we actually going to decide

when are we actually going to decide

when are we actually going to decide what we're doing here

you started this clip

you started this clip

you started this clip I stood aside for years waiting

I stood aside for years waiting

I stood aside for years waiting hoping

hoping

hoping it was you that opened the door

it was you that opened the door

it was you that opened the door I've got another life outside this room

I've got another life outside this room

I've got another life outside this room and so have you

Claire White

I want you

I want to spend all my time with you

what do you want

what do you want

what do you want you tell me what you want

Michael

I love you

inside

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you have 14 new messages

come just turn your hair

come just turn your hair

come just turn your hair [Music]

blessings and