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It's headed right for the pin.
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- All right.
- Oh, man!
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Why can't I hit a ball like that?
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I could answer that, or you could
just look in the mirror.
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All right,
what did I miss?
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The Swedish guy
is starting to choke.
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Swedish guy?
Who taught him how to swing?
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Heidi?
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Actually, Heidi was Swiss.
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Get out of my chair.
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- Hey, can you move over a little bit?
- No, take the middle.
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I don't want the middle.
Gianni, move over to the middle.
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- Will you just sit down?
- All right,
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you're gonna feel
a little man thigh.
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- How does that... you like that?
- Come on!
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- Move it already.
- People, shut up, all of you guys.
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- What, what's wrong?
- Nothing, it's...
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Debra's not feeling well
bio... hormonally.
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Oh, got it.
The enemy within.
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So, do me a favor,
just don't give her a reason...
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be cool,
be cool, be cool.
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Hey, Ray, these were on top
of the hamper.
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Are they dirty,
or are they clean?
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Yeah, those are dirty.
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They're dirt... okay, well, then, Ray,
let me enlighten you
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as to how a hamper works, okay?
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There's a lid on it,
and that lid lifts up.
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Now you take your clothes...
not your clean clothes,
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not the clothes you're
wearing right now,
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but your dirty clothes...
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you lift that lid, you insert
the clothes and you shut that lid.
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Yeah, got it, got it.
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This is very nice, Ray.
Yeah, this is very nice.
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- Pretzel crumbs all over the place.
- I'm gonna clean those up.
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Okay, see what
I'm talking about?
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Freakin' mood swings.
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If they find me
chopped up in a freezer,
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don't believe
the suicide note.
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It's a beautiful shot.
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It's a rough time
of the month.
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A lot of criminals turn themselves in
when their wives are like this.
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Just do me a favor. Don't be
like animals. I don't need to...
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Iceberg dead ahead.
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- Coaster, Robert. Robert, coaster.
- What?
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Need help?
Need any help?
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No, I'm going
to the bank, all right?
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Listen, when the buzzer
goes off,
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could you maybe take
the clothes out of the dryer?
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Yeah, no problem.
How long you gonna be?
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Why?
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Oh, nothing.
No, take your time, yeah.
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Or hurry back if you want to.
It's your choice.
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I thought
she'd never leave.
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Is Debra aware how
she's coming off to others?
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I mean,
she doesn't hear herself.
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Then if I bring it up to her,
she gets all nuts and denies it.
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That's the sickness.
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You should get her on tape
and make her listen to it.
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You wanna wear a wire?
I'll shave you down and hook you up.
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Why doesn't she just take
something for this?
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What's she gonna take?
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Raymond, have you ever
been in a drugstore. Huh?
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There's a whole wing
dedicated to this problem.
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Yeah, all right, what am I gonna do,
buy her something?
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Besides, I wouldn't even
know what to get.
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Get 'em all.
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Yeah, all right. Just don't worry
about me, all right?
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I'll just ride it out.
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You dumb bastard.
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- What?
- "Ride it out."
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You put a stop
to this now.
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All right, Dad,
all right.
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Let me ask you...
she's in a bad mood,
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what, two, three days tops?
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Not so tough now, right?
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Pretty soon
she's gonna get a mood
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that lasts five days.
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Then it's a week.
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And before you know it, what used
to be a bad mood now
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takes over and becomes
her only mood.
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And then,
you become like me...
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where not a day goes by
that I don't wish
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there was a comet
screaming towards Earth
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to bring me sweet relief.
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- What's so funny?
- Dumb bastard. He is a dumb bastard.
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Hey, banjo pants.
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Hope you're in the mood
for some delicious Italian.
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And I don't mean just me.
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Big bag of Nemo's takeout.
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Oh.
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What? I went by and I stopped,
and I picked up some dinner.
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I also picked up some
after-dinner mints,
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which for your sake
I've already dipped into.
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I've already started dinner.
Why didn't you call me ahead of time?
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Who knows?
But look, surprise!
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Garlic bread.
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Well, I've made a salad,
and I've cooked the rice,
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but... forget it.
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We'll eat your food.
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You all right?
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Yeah, it's...
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fine. I'm sorry.
Thanks for the dinner.
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Don't worry about it.
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Look, I know a lot
of stuff's going on femininally.
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You know...
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I know it's not your fault.
I understand that.
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It's, uh...
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you know, it's like
a Jekyll and Hyde thing.
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Only more Hyde.
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If he's the bad one.
It was Hyde, right?
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Whatever... whatever...
whatever it is, I know it's not you
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that's yelling at my friends
for making a mess
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or getting all crazy
about clothes on the hamper.
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I know that
that's not you.
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That's Hyde.
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If he was the bad one.
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But you know what?
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While I was out today,
I got you something.
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I really... I want to help you
feel better, you know,
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and... and... and this should take care
of all your symptoms.
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Except for bitchy,
right, Ray?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, there's nothing
in here for bitchy.
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Probably need
a prescription for bitchy.
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This is just like you, Ray.
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Just when I think that
you can't be any more insensitive,
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you rise to the occasion.
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Hi, are the kids home yet?
I've got cookies.
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Oh, Mama, Mom, Mom.
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- Please, go home. It's not a good time.
- That's okay.
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She can stay if she wants.
I'm not afraid if she hears this.
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Jekyll would be.
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I cannot
take this anymore.
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Okay, you make a huge mess,
you don't help me at all,
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you invite your friends over
to drive me crazy all day
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and all you can think of is,
"Oh, she must have PMS.
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Let's just load her up
with drugs."
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No, it's got
St. Johns worts in it.
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I can't believe you.
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If there's ever anything
wrong, it's PMS, huh?
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I don't know what to do!
Sometimes I just want to smack you!
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Debra's right, Raymond.
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- I'm sorry.
- You smacked me.
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I know I did.
I'm sorry.
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W-w-what did
you do that for?
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It's just that it sounds
like you're becoming
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just like your father.
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- What are you doing?
- I don't know.
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I don't know.
It's just that...
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he was so awful during my...
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ladies' days.
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Anytime I happened
to make a comment
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about his usual
disgusting behavior,
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- he would just blame it on that.
- That's what Ray does.
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That's what they all do.
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What are you talking about?
I'm just trying to help.
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- You should be quiet.
- Yes. Yes.
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Oh, no, he is trying to help.
Look what he did.
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Look what he bought me.
Magic pills, huh?
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Maybe I should try some.
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Oh, look, Ray's clothes
just flew off the bed
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and into the hamper.
These really work.
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Let me have one.
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Oh, Frank's toenails
just crawled right
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into the garbage can.
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What are you...
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what are you doing, Mom?
It's me, Raymie.
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Raymond, you know that I always
let you two fight your own battles,
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but I can't let you go on with
this cycle of your father's imbecility.
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- I'm out of here.
- Oh, come on, where you going?
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Maybe I'll call Amy. Maybe I'll go
to the mall, do some shopping.
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I'm leaving, too.
I'm gonna talk to your father.
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Oh, please, come on.
Debra, Debra, please.
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Don't say one more word,
or I'll send your mother
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right back in here
to smack the crap out of you.
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Three-game series
is even at one apiece.
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- Hi.
- Oh, you're home.
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You have a good time?
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- Yeah.
- What did you do?
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I told you.
I went shopping with Amy.
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Shopping.
For five hours.
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Where are your
shopping bags?
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I didn't buy anything.
We just walked around for awhile,
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went back to Amy's
and just sat around, talking, relaxing.
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Oh, sit around
talking, relaxing.
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Wanna hear my evening?
I fed the kids dinner.
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Peanut butter and jelly.
Then I gave 'em a bath
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'cause they were covered
in peanut butter and jelly.
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Then I'm mean 'cause
I won't let them sleep in a tree house
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and then they went to bed
yelling and screaming.
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So, that was my evening,
thank you very much.
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Well, that's my evening
every night, so...
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Oh, don't even!
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You just wanted me
to suffer tonight.
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- What?
- Yes. It's not fair.
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You get to walk out and do
whatever you want and...
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let's just say it...
use your ladies' days as an excuse
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to treat me rotten
every month.
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My needing to get out
of here once in a while
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has nothing to do
with my ladies' days.
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Bull-loney.
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- What?
- Baloney!
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You wanna see?
'Cause I don't care, okay?
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I don't care anymore. I tried
to be nice and that doesn't work.
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Here, look at this.
Do you see this day? That's today.
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Now this is last month.
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What a coincidence that
on the same day last month
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I found my golf clubs
upside down in the garbage can!
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I'm telling you,
I'm sick of this, all right?
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Every month the same wacko
screaming at me for no reason!
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Having meltdowns and crying,
crying over nothing!
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And you won't even
admit what it is,
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and God forbid I should mention
what might be the problem!
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You know what I think?
That you enjoy your ladies' days,
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'cause I deserve to be treated
like this. "Look what day it is.
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Oh, come here, Ray."
Pow pow pow!
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"Oh, I've been
saving that up."
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And then after a couple
days of that, you're like,
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"Oh, sorry, Ray, I was
just a little bit... you know."
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And by the way,
the next time I used those clubs,
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I shot a 110,
so don't think I don't know
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you didn't put
a curse on them.
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You are out
of your mind.
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No, you are!
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Once a month!
If what I'm saying isn't true,
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how come you don't treat me like this
on all the other days?
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I treat you just fine, Ray.
You're just mad,
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'cause you had to spend one
lousy night with the kids!
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- You don't go crazy this time of month?
- No.
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You remain perfectly calm,
don't overreact,
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don't treat me meanly or yell at me
like a screaming raving maniac?
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No, I do not.
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4:38 today...
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right when
the guys went home.
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I've told you
eight million times,
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when you empty the dryer
you clean the lint screen!
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Look at all this lint.
What, do you like lint, Ray?
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Maybe I'll get you some
for your birthday.
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Happy birthday, Ray.
Here's your lint!
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I just thought you'd,
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you know, wanna hear
what you sound like
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when you're like this.
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Okay?
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You are a gigantic ass!
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10:32, "gigantic ass."
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00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:13,513
Listen, I'm sorry.
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00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:19,280
I know what it's like
to hear yourself on tape.
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00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:24,084
I remember when I heard
my first radio interview.
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00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:28,964
First of all, I sounded
like Snuffleupagus.
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00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,604
I said, "Do I really
sound like that?"
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00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:39,133
- And Andy...
- Oh, would you stop it?
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00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,146
I'm not crying because
of what I sound like.
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00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,343
I'm crying because I'm married
to an insensitive derfwad,
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00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,943
who instead of trying
to make life better for his wife,
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00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:50,478
tape records her so he has proof
that she's a terrible person.
256
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,888
What's a derfwad?
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00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,895
What, was that tape
for the guys, huh?
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00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,056
"Hey, come on, fellas,
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00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:02,363
step right up and listen to the witch
who killed my good time."
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00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,962
- No no, it's just for us.
- Yeah yeah.
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00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,836
Where's my
tape recorder, Ray?
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00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:11,036
Where was my tape recorder when I was
in labor with the twins for 36 hours
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00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,374
and you were asking the nurse
if the TV gets ESPN?
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00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:19,217
- 36 hours, that's not a short time.
- Yeah, guess what?
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00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,879
It's even longer when you're trying
to push two human beings out
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00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,889
of your body while
your husband's going,
267
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,653
"Does this hospital
have fudgesicles?"
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00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,660
Yeah, where's my
tape recorder, huh?
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00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,356
Or when you ask me why I get so upset
because I find your underpants
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00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,262
in the kitchen, huh?
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00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,359
Or when you start snoring
at my grandmother's funeral?
272
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,768
Or when you tape
a football game
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00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,068
over our wedding video?!
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00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,640
Do you really need
a tape recorder?
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00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:49,375
- You seem to remember everything.
- Yeah.
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00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,383
That's right, Ray.
I remember everything,
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00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,975
and I'm not gonna
forget either.
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00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,282
Honey, I think you make
some excellent points here,
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00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,881
but I can't help wondering
that maybe part of the reason
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00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:01,017
you're so upset right now might
possibly be PMS-related.
281
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,290
Would somebody get me
a tape recorder?
282
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,490
Because I cannot
believe you said that!
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00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,398
- I just don't know what to do.
- Yeah. Yeah, no kidding.
284
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,868
Listen, if I had PMS...
and I'm not saying that I have...
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00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,736
is that how you
help me, by taping me,
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00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,935
by telling me I have PMS? That doesn't
help me, Ray! That doesn't help me!
287
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,401
Well, what do you
want me to do?!
288
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,607
I don't know what to do!
Show me what to do!
289
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,879
- Just draw it out for me!
- How about giving me a hug?
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00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,819
A hug?!
291
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,982
Yes, a hug. Did you
ever think of hugging me, you jerk?!
292
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,515
Well, it's pretty hard to hug
someone who's trying to kill you!
293
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,791
Yeah, well, it never occurred to you.
You've never tried it before!
294
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,355
Well, look, this is not huggable!
295
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,367
This... this is not Debra.
296
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,767
This is the woman shows up
once a month to rip into me
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00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:47,101
like a monkey
on a cupcake!
298
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:50,267
All right, that's it!
That's the reason I taped you,
299
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,277
so you could hear yourself
and maybe admit that
300
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,279
there might be a problem
301
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:58,215
that isn't just me being
a dorkwang or whatever!
302
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,320
Hello.
303
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,551
Hi, Amy.
304
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,924
Yeah yeah.
305
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,158
You went back
for that dress?
306
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,358
How much was it?
307
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,131
Oh, you are so bad.
308
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,138
Yeah, right right right
right right right.
309
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,834
Oh, God. I know.
Me too. Me too.
310
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,309
Oh my God.
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00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,177
Okay, listen,
I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
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00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,906
Okay. All right,
bye-bye.
313
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,941
Jeez.
314
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:43,151
Feeling better?
315
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,460
She's so funny.
316
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,466
Yeah, she is.
317
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,695
Could we put her number
on speed dial?
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00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,807
Listen, Ray.
I'm sorry.
319
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:04,938
I guess I am
a little... you know.
320
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:08,510
Didn't want
to say anything.
321
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,191
Listen, I...
322
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,097
I don't mean to lay
into you like that.
323
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,431
I know.
I know. I know.
324
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,198
Come on, sit.
325
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:28,434
No, it's okay.
326
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,237
Ray.
327
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,173
Honey, listen.
It's just that, you know,
328
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,513
I need a little understanding.
329
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,780
Just a little caring.
330
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,754
I need to know that, you know,
if I'm going through a rough time,
331
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,984
that you're there for me
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00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:47,992
and that you wanna,
you know,
333
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:51,052
just take care of me.
334
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,759
I do want to.
335
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,927
You're my girl.
336
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,530
I love you, Ray.
337
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,512
- Oh, God, you're a mess.
- I know.
338
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,383
Listen, you want to just
try those pills that I got you?
339
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:22,882
'Cause I really just
want you to feel better.
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00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,328
Yeah, I know, but I just
want you to know that,
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00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,423
you know, no pill
is gonna solve everything.
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00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,492
- Yeah, I know that.
- Any idea what goes on in here?
343
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,504
- Let me just get 'em.
- I know, but I just...
344
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,699
yes, there's all these emotions
and feelings, but l...
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00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,970
I'm very into all of that.
Let me get the pills.
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00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:17,281
Here we go.
Here we go.
347
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,784
It's okay. It's okay.
Look, it's for bloating...
348
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,877
"for bloating, cramps"
and right there,
349
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,151
"irritability associated with PMS."
We have a winner.
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00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,293
Goes great
with ginger ale.
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00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,318
Okay, here we go.
352
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:35,192
Here we go.
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00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,199
What? Hey, come on.
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00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,400
Why don't you just lock me
in the attic for a few days?
355
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,054
You're the one... you're...
356
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,056
You're the one
who said, "Hug me."
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00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,456
The hug was your idea.
358
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,766
Come on, comet.
359
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,438
So you think I'm just
rude and insensitive?
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00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,814
That I'm so tough to live with,
and you're the Queen of Sheba?
361
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,420
Did you ever hear yourself?
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00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,422
Well, in case you haven't,
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00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,425
here's a little trick
that my boy Raymond taught me.
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00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,451
I said, "Where's my eggs?"
365
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,391
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,195
Wait a minute.
Here it is.
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00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:45,692
What? It's just my feet!
They're not dirty.
368
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,365
Oh, crap.
Hey, where you going?
369
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:51,001
You scared you're gonna
hear something you don't like?
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00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,944
If I scratch it,
it's because it itches!
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00:21:56,944 --> 00:22:00,944
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