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Gianni texted me.

That bastard.

We hit something.

I don't understand.

He sent a bunch of photos of us from last night.

So we talking like the nudie type pictures or are you not?

Well no.

But Bruce is gonna see these.

It goes to my iPad.

God.

It's it's like his crazy broken English, Johnny wrote.

How nice it was for me to rub his dough

and and that it was a very happy ending to his

night.

Wow,

I love this shit.

Shit, shit.

Gotta call Bruce.

Why isn't it ringing?

Still not going through?

Ohh.

It was all innocent, right?

Yes.

I mean, we've flirted, but I didn't rub his dough.

Ohh no.

Well how about his meatballs?

Three years.

What did you want to?

No, I just was trying to have a little fun, you know?

I I can't have fun like that with Bruce around.

Obviously not so.

It's not like that.

OK, sorry.

Ohh.

Like what then?

My forehead don't have to be afraid

that my husband's going to drop 10 any second.

I just What would it be?

What would my life be then?

It's one thing to lose that restaurant, but I just can't lose Bruce.

OK, best friends, tough love.

You know you're the problem, right?

What are you talking about?

You're just so afraid of Bruce dying

that you're stopping the two of you from living.

Seriously, he's probably thrilled you came on this trip.

The prison guard finally left her public school.

It's probably getting his first taste of freedom

and let the man get a taste of bacon.

Isn't it though?

That is exactly what is going on and you can't see it.

You want the truth.

You can't handle the truth.

Sorry.

You set me up.

The truth is.

At some point, Rose actually might not be here.

And I don't think that anyone in this car wants to see you,

look back and realise all

the time you squandered because you were afraid.

So knock it off.

Whoa.

Might drop.

It's for your own good.

You've got a wonderful husband who loves you and you're both.

You're alive and you're happy.

Stop trying to control the uncontrollables.

Life is unpredictable

and it's a surprises that make it worth living.

You know, it's the surprise, isn't it?

Tell me, what kind of car doesn't come with a spare?

That one.

You know, I've never actually hitchhiked before.

Yeah, well, in my Limit Today experience,

it helps if someone actually drives by.

On the bright side, at least it's not raining.

Why do you tempt fate?

Well, there's there's no such thing as faint, remember?

Is it too soon to talk about who we're going to eat first?

I think we all know.

Hey.

So this is really not good.

Yeah, we know.

Ohh, it's really not good.

Thank you for that brand new information.

We need to get to Tuscany.

Well, yeah, but we don't need to get back here.

Yeah, we're we're not under time pressure.

We can just relax.

I am relaxed.

But we really gotta start walking now.

Walk.

Yeah,

well, if we leave now, we can be there by the morning.

So let's just get it up and go, all right, Let's not get all.

No, let's get.

Because I'm done with the.

Not kidding, OK?

And this happened, but there's still time.

We got time.

Calm down.

But no, we have to be a Tuscany.

We're not.

Not getting to Tuscany, OK?

Seriously, calm down.

I am.

I'm calm and I'm going to be calmer and Tuscany.

What?

What?

What?

What was this look?

What the hell is going on?

I think we should just tell her.

Tell me what?

I don't think we should.

Yeah, well, we have to now.

Yeah, you do.

You have to.

What is going on?

Well.

We need to get to Tuscany

because Arthur is there

so that you guys can get married tomorrow.

Excuse me?

You didn't want the wedding to be a burden on you,

So when he heard about the trip, he

hatched a plan which was actually very thoughtful and sweet,

and we're screwing the whole

thing up by dying by the side of the road.

We're just.

Arthur is in Tuscany at the hotel and everyone flew in

and everything is set up,

is ready

to go.

You don't have to do anything except show up,

which was our job and we're still going

to make it because the wedding is all set for tomorrow morning,

so Spot is.

Ohh.

She's not saying anything.

Do you think she's bad?

Maybe a little in shock?

Viv?

Just what?

What are you thinking, Slim?

At least she's talking about Yikes, surprise wedding.

If this happens, you do not see that as a sign,

I mean a big sign that this whole thing

is doomed.

No, no, it's not.

We're still going to get there, and that is right,

because at any minute of cars going

to come right down that road and we'll be on our way.

Well.

And if it doesn't?

It's like the world is conspiring against me.

I mean, look, maybe this really is not meant to be guys

and and I just have to stop blowing

past all the warning signs.

Wait, wait, shut up for a second.

No, she's making a decent point.

Thank you.

Do you hear that?

Thank you.

Oh my God look look look.

OK.

Look alive, ladies.

Don't let.

Palestine.

Like hamster.

Officer.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Hi.

When I say.

So that's the student.

We just wait a minute, Wait, wait a minute.

Yeah, I know.

I can't believe you guys are buff.

Cop just happens to drive by.

Oh, OK, let's go and take your shirt off.

No.

Oh no.

You want to start with the pants?

Oh oh oh, I see.

You want me to help you.

How was your concealed weapon?

This is not a strip that we have.

Nice try.

So we're sorry, but that's our car

and we don't have a spare tyre in it,

so we we're

hitchhiking.

OK.

Yeah.

It.

Was an innocent mistake, you know?

And in my defence, you guys have been full of surprises.

And come on, you saw the guy, it's been a while,

but he did have some exotic dancer

like

qualities.

I do think he missed his call.

Well, we we had a good run, didn't we?

We just pushed past the point of common sense.

Who do we think we are, The Rolling Stones?

And we just thought we keep rocking forever.

This needed to.

It did.

It did.

This is the universe.

Hitting the eject button on me and Arthur wasn't the role.

Best friends, tough love.

Stop giving the universe and fate credit for everything.

You're making a choice.

What?

We're on this trip not because of faith, but because.

We're best friends for 50 years.

We show up for each other's fate

Didn't bring us on this trip.

Our love for each other did love.

And the wonderful people at Lufthansa.

It was a nice flight.

You're not marrying Arthur because of fate.

You're marrying Arthur because you put in the hard work,

because you committed to him,

because you love him.

That's a big deal and you should be proud of that.

She makes a really good play.

You should definitely listen to her Ohh and not you.

I think these are just a little bit different from ohh.

God, here we go.

Let me get out my tiny violin.

What?

Hey, best friends, tough love.

You always play the victim.

What are you talking about?

I'm pregnant, so I can't do this.

I'm married, so I can't do that.

I couldn't even try that because I'm going to fall flat on my face.

You do think of excuses not to do things enough.

Enough.

OK, fine.

Yeah, OK.

What?

I'm fine.

I mean, I get it.

And you're right.

Oh, oh.

OK.

Do me do my tough love.

Honestly, I think you are doing just fine.

Yeah, I mean, I've got nothing.

You've you've made love in a water taxi in Venice.

You've had an amazing life.

Just don't get another cap.

And there you have it will always have been a.

Is that the line?

Paris will always have Paris?

It's from Casablanca, but then this works too.

Oh my God, a good night of sleep holding us all feel better I'm sure.

Luckily that's not an option.

Well, well, well.

Look who it is.

So you're not troublemaker?

God, you were again, I should say the same thing.

I have some bad news.

The juicer is broken so our juice won't be fresh squeezed this morning.

Commenting, you know, through comedy.

I think you're growing on him, Rico.

Look.

What he got from train Italia?

What's the deal with your luggage tag?

Ohh, God gotta be kidding me.

The ashes.

So you're aware it's illegal?

We had a feeling about this wedding is is doomed wedding?

This is a Bachelorette trip.

A surprise wedding.

Her first one.

Ohh.

I'm sorry you don't have to be a jerk about it.

I'm not a minute, although they had inside.

I wish I missed my first wedding.

Maybe it's a blessing.

It was meant to be, obviously not.

Were destined to fail.

I'm not cut out to be married.

I think we can all agree on that.

Chief.

Are you happy?

You got to be part of the end of this fairy tale for this woman.

Does that make you feel good?

No, actually.

But this is life.

So, Rob, fair it's, it doesn't always feel good.

What can I do?

No one ever thinks they can do anything.

I'm so sick of it.

Everyone always just throws up their hand and says,

well, it's not meant to be.

It's pathetic.

You're a police chief.

Don't tell me you got into this work

without wanting to make a difference.

Did you?

Didn't you think I'm the good guy?

I'm the hero.

Isn't that what you thought of?

And And now what?

Nothing.

Now that's life.

No.

Life is what you make of it.

So do something.

Do something brave.

Do something unexpected.

But do something because you have four women in a gaol cell

who are desperately hoping

for a reason to believe.

There's still a reason to believe.

So do something, God damn it,

because this isn't the end of the freaking story.

I have an idea.

Ohh, you're letting us go.

Nothing in this country's fast.

Jake.

I've got

one passage that needs to be wrapped up a little early.

You think you could make that happen?

That don't wouldn't require a fair wage?

Wait, what is special Special police permission?

Now you know it, right?

Old man.

Go for it.

You couldn't do it, Diane.

I can't open it.

It's tough.

It's tough.

I can't put the.

England.

I did.

He really was such a good man, he really was.

We love you too.

He would have liked this, right?

I mean, what?

Minus the skydiving part.

Thank you.

Knew I like you, the woman I met.

You believe you took a little longer.

How can I repay you?

So when you dance and they call it in,

bring the handcuffs and you've got a deal.

One journal.

The bride is here.

Gracias Signor.

My name is Pasquale and I'm ready to marry you.

Get in line pasqually.

She's taken.

It's really great.

I dream your wedding.

I live to make this wedding happen.

It is my oxygen.

That's so nice.

Thank you.

Yes, but do you think that maybe we should get going?

Music to my.

Oh my God.

A little behind schedule.

No worries.

I will cheque on the group and be back to you.

More to Moto Press though

are combining camera.

I I'm gonna go call briefs.

I'll catch up.

OK.

OK, great.

But let's meet in Vivo's room.

We've made it.

Few moments more.

I mean.

Even if it wasn't so, basically.

See you are too.

What's a good word?

Pasquali, I'm very happy to say.

You write to me.

It's official here.

Shall I take it to him?

I believe that it's bad luck for the groom

to see the bride

before the ceremony,

isn't

it?

I don't believe it like I believe in love.

Well, that's why we're all here,

but when you've waited as long as I have.

Once a few more minutes.

That's true.

Oh my God, this is the best site.

I've seen it all.

Ohh.

And this is so much.

You think this is really going to happen?

I do.

I think so.

Good.

Yeah.

I love a wedding.

Such a romantic.

Been changed, though.

Better.

Not just the way you are.

Ohh.

Come on, don't burn up all your romanticism.

I mean, we still got a long day.

Oh my God.

Do I have no choice?

When I saw that picture on it, I had to make a call.

Yeah, but not assured me that this dress was very

effective for today.

So who am I arguing?

Trouble.

You know that.

That's why I'm here.

Yeah, trouble.

Ohh yeah.

Look at you.

You look truly beautiful.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Stunning.

Thank you.

So do you.

Are we ready for this?

Ohh.

They dress.

How did you get it?

El Mitchell.

Oh my God, this guy folds things out of his sleeve.

I know Chris still isn't answering his phone.

Ohh, sorry.

How so?

My God, you all look so beautiful.

Ohh God watching so nervous.

No, it's it's just wedding day jitters.

It's just totally normal.

This is it.

Yeah, this is a it's gonna be great.

Can I just say how much I love you all?

And this was the best Bachelorette trip I could imagine?

That is so good because it's the best thing

we could have thrown

a big time.

We weigh over delivering.

Yeah, what else is new?

OK, I need a hug.

Ohh.

You're the loves of my life, you know that?

No, we love you too.

And I love you all.

But it's time.

Let's get you in that dress, OK?

Ohh here.

Ohh.

I hope that was mine.

Ohh.

Well, one of these was definitely not mine.

Showtime, people.

For real this time.

Here we go.

Ohh God, what would

I think?

I'm going to be sick.

Oh, well, you know what that means, don't you?

What?

You're pregnant.

I mean, at least that's what I meant at my wedding.

Seriously.

Ohh this is crazy.

I don't know why I agreed to do this.

Makes no sense.

Of course not.

But don't you understand?

That's what makes it so amazing.

Loving someone and having them love you is reason enough.

Look at you.

Look where we are.

Look at what we've been through.

We made it and you've been.

You have never been one to follow the thought

because you are your own drummer boy.

OK, so just trust your heart then.

Trust the twisted.

Because they're always guides, you right?

Always.

She's right, Slim.

You deserve your fairy tale ending.

Let's go get it.

You earned it.

And think about we've ever come to get here.

That's true.

And now all the problems are behind us.

We have a problem a new soon.

As I said, if it's fine we are going to make a little post cause what what?

Why the brace is missing?

The priest is missing.

This feels like a bad omen.

Ohh fine, I'll do it.

What?

I'll perform the ceremony.

Really.

Yeah.

I'll marry you.

What good is a judicial title

if you can't degrade yourself in front of your friends?

Come on, let's do it.

Wedding is back on.

From the top.

Hey.

Nice.

Hey, Connor, you have no idea.

OK, and now it's time.

Mm-hmm.

Ohh

what?

Ohh yeah.

Sorry, it's Bruce Ohh.

Thank you.

No, I can call him.

Take it.

OK.

Bruce, this moment.

Hi.

Continue.

Please continue.

Just one more tiny moment, granted.

I got your message, girl.

I also got your pictures.

The ones with you and dough boy, It isn't what you think.

What are you trying to do?

Give me another heart attack?

Is that your plan?

No, no, Bruce, don't even joke about that.

Believe me, when I get home, things are going to be so different.

Our adventure isn't over yet.

I never should have told you not to come.

Snap my fingers and fix it all.

I would.

I mean, you should be here.

It's so beautiful.

You don't think the flowers are a little bit overdone?

The flowers.

I think there's one too many.

Ohh, that's better.

Oh my God.

Gross.

You're here.

Oh, God, I can't believe it.

I wasn't going to miss the chance to walk my favourite girl down the aisle.

Unless, of course, you prefer dough Boy.

I've got his number.

Do you want me to call him?

Ohh.

Ohh this Bruce, sorry.

Yeah.

To make it efficient.

Mistress.

Just found it in the closet.

Well, here we all are.

Which is shocking,

and not just because we spent last night in a gaol cell.

It's shocking because I've known this woman

since we were 19 years old

and I never thought

there would be a man she was willing to walk down the aisle for.

But there is such a man.

And he's well deserved of that unique achievement.

And of my dear friend's hand in marriage.

To begin.

Can I can I just say something quickly?

Of course this is your big day.

Arthur, is it OK if I talk to you for just a second

as though I didn't have this dress

on and and you didn't have two rings in your pocket?

Sure.

The truth is, I never wanted to be a wife.

You know, I always saw wedding ring as a chain.

You know what?

A1 Link chain of.

Of limitation.

But there is no limit to the love that I have for you.

You know, that's what I've realised.

That's why I'm here today.

I love you, Arthur.

I love you.

I wanna move to New York with you.

I wanna walk in the streets with you.

I wanna Make Love in the park with you.

We're not The Dirty part of the park.

You know the the clean part of the trees and the grass and those syringes.

We've spent a lifetime apart.

Now we have to figure out a way

how to squeeze a lifetime into the time we have left.

And we can do it.

But we can't.

I choose you, Arthur Riley.

I choose you today and every day.

You might kiss the bride.

Wait, aren't I supposed to say something?

All right, sorry.

I got swept away and and now Arthur with his closing remarks,

that was whatever.

Go.

You don't want to be a wife, do you?

You don't want to be married.

That's what you just said, isn't it?

Yes, I I guess I did, yeah.

There's a part of me that believed that you really wanted to be married, but.

Who was I kidding?

I knew you'd do this.

I knew it.

Vivian.

I don't need the title of husband.

And I don't need the institution of marriage to know

that I'm going to choose you every

day.

I proposed to you when we were in our 20s.

Because I was so damn in love with you

that I I knew then that I wanted to spend the

rest of my life with you.

And as luck would have it,

or some divine master stroke.

We reconnected.

And I'll be damned if I don't still feel the same.

But a little differently.

Oh, I don't love you any less.

And I think I may understand you a little better.

Europe.

Like this ring?

In a moment.

Complete and perfect circle onto your own.

If you're not always free to roll on your own the way you want,

then you're not you.

And it's you that I love.

You're my perfect circle.

So if you allow me to do over.

I'd like to ask my question again.

India.

I love you with all my heart that has never changed

and it never will.

I just got to know.

Will you not marry me?

There's nothing I'd love more.

Nobody ever waits for my queue

then you always love each other as you do today.

I now pronounce you cannot touch Dick and wife.

Thanks.

Thank you.

We made it to the end.

You back up, you get back up here

and we wait one second, please.

Give me one second.

You said something about the about marriage

I've never heard you say before.

I Can we pause the music a second, please?

Did you mean what you said?

That love was reason enough?

Over those just words, Mitchell, is this really the best time?

I think it is.

I'm fine.

Why not?

I guess this is good time with family.

Maybe a few days ago it would have been just words,

but not today.

It's.

It's so easy to believe in.

These women are young, isn't it?

And we can do whatever we want and everything is possible

and then we.

Get older.

And life starts to silence us.

But guess what?

Still there

and if you pay close enough attention.

You're gonna hear it.

And my case, it was a trip with my friends

and I heard it in the art we saw.

Remember the art and the moments that we shared together and.

The whisper just got a little bit louder

and everything started to feel a little more

possible.

And now?

Here I am standing in front of the man I love.

Surrounded by my best friends in the world

and all I can see

is what's in front of me.

So you want to know what I think?

Really, I think love is reason enough.

And the rest of our lives start today.

So what are we waiting for?

I'm here way.

I'm not sure how you follow that.

You don't follow that.

You just ride alongside of it

and then you find your lucky stars every day that you do.

But I never.

I've never been married before

because I never found someone that made me see.

The reason why I should.

Don't you dare move.

OK.

Underline.

Congratulations.

Ohh no.

Ohh no.

OK, yes.

Yes, you are my reason.

Will you marry me?

And I promise I'm not asking because I'm pregnant.

Hell yes, I'll marry you.

I'll marry you right now.

Diane, you crazy person,

do you take Mitchell

to be your lawfully wedded husband

to love

and cherish you from this day forward?

You're supposed to say I do.

Ohh okay, I I say.

Yes I do.

Take it.

And Mitchell, you take Diane

and all her delightful insanity

to be your lawfully wedded

wife.

I do it.

I can't wait.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Nobody waits for you.

How does a woman in her 70s end up getting married,

in Italy, no less?

She takes control of her own destiny.

Gosh.

What's she doing?

OK, Ron.

Actually with walk fast.

What?

Where do you What are you doing?

So.

So I'm going to do this honeymoon thing,

and I just wanted to ask.

Well, what are we doing next?

I don't know, but I know one thing for sure.

We're not going to leave it up to things.

Bye.