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Take it easy, baby.

American.

How does a woman in her 70s end up getting married?

It all started when the world shut down.

OK, all I see here is me.

This is not what I want to be looking at.

Diane, you're muted.

Seriously, how do I just not see my own face this big?

Huh.

You're muted.

Diane, you are muted.

Alexa, join my meeting, OK.

Hello, ladies.

Hi.

Have you been at Arthur's condo this whole time?

9 days.

It's a world record chair.

Are you drinking at work?

Well, technically the courts are closed,

so it's just me and Judge Walker.

My restaurants closed too.

They said it might be two whole weeks.

OK, I figured it out.

Why am I a potato?

Should we talk about normal people,

something we have very little experience?

How do I stop being a potato?

One thing's for sure, it went on longer than anyone imagined.

Untamed the harrowing true story of Vivo's nether region.

If the waxing salon doesn't reopen soon,

all that's been lasered away years ago.

Excuse me, it's 7:00 PM.

Hey.

No one's enjoying their quarantine more than you.

We stayed connected.

And we're there for each other through personal hardships

like who's home from the hospital.

Bruce, you look great.

An attack I'm doing fine.

Taking it easy, no more cheeseburgers?

Ohh yeah.

But look at these special cookies.

The shape like an aorta.

No.

And through professional milestones.

Ohh, which nobody can deny.

I've already been asked to perform 3 weddings.

Once you take senior status, that's all you're good for.

That's so sweet.

It's degrading.

I didn't go to law school

so I could tell the children of my colleagues they could kiss.

And like so many people,

the time apart gave us the opportunity to try new things.

That was a little dark, but I'm prickling my own cucumbers.

Ohh hell.

I have adopted a rescue parrot.

His name is Sylvester.

Are you looking forward?

Sylvester's been rehomed

and forced us to deal with things we've been putting off.

This is all I'm keeping.

What good you're hanging on to that coffee can though.

Ohh.

This is Harry, Harry.

Well, yeah.

The ashes.

The the ashes of heresy.

Was his dying wish to be a latte You?

You can't just leave him.

Wait a minute.

Do you think he's better off on the mantle in Mitchell's bedroom?

Probably not.

What you're late husband imagined is is eternal resting place.

Back in the box.

There you go.

No, go spread them somewhere.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

I mean, I'm just supposed to go dump them in the fields.

He's allergic to horses.

For a while, it felt like it was never going.

I like this,

but if I wanted to read a story

of a woman trapped at home slowly going

crazy, I would have read my own Diaries.

But everything comes to an end at some point.

We had a great run, didn't we?

It was the best restaurant in Brentwood.

It was the best restaurant in Los Angeles.

Yeah, definitely.

Well, I was going to retire someday anyway,

but come join me on the other side.

It's boring, but it's boring.

Well, it had been quite an experience,

but our time apart was finally coming to an end.

And a new journey together was about to begin.

No.

Oh my God.

Still feels legal?

No, I refuse to outlaw the hug.

What's going on here, huh?

Have we officially hit the station?

We cover our furniture in place.

What happens when you have too much time on your hands?

I actually tried to retile the bathroom too.

That did not go well.

No, it's terrible.

You who?

Ohh.

Hired some.

No need for formalities, your honour.

Ohh fine.

I never thought I'd be this happy to hug you all.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Oh my God I'm so happy to see you.

Sweet.

You don't mind?

I don't know.

So.

I just one question, what's going on with the gloves?

Are you planning a jewellery heist

or maybe becoming an amateur mine

or even a professional

line?

If you put your mind to it now, that would be an exciting change.

Well actually there has been an exciting.

Yeah.

Change.

Oh my

God.

Ohh my gosh, you're engaged.

Ohh, I have so many questions.

When did this happen?

Wait wait.

We deal with every single thing, OK?

Oh my God, it was actually, it was last night.

I believe it was last night.

We were walking back to the apartment

and he made some comment about proposing and I

made a comment well if not now, when?

Because in another 50 years

I may not find him as attractive as I do now.

And right then we were in front of a jewellery store

and before I know it, we're in the

store saying should we do this?

I mean should we get married?

And we are.

We are.

Ohh to live in, Arthur Ohh.

Thank you.

Very beautiful.

Thank you.

Yes, you have a date?

Yeah.

Well, I think I'll go with Arthur.

What is my day?

Do we have to laugh?

That's the rule.

Yeah, Sharon is correct.

Look at you.

This this new.

Well, it is to me.

I assume that the man who owns it purchased it years ago.

Ohh.

Well I'm glad your vagina hasn't claimed senior status.

Who's the lucky sailor?

Not a clue.

I found it in the back seat of my car.

Finders keepers.

I really don't understand how you make that work.

Well, now you know why she keeps having to get her hip replaced.

People with mechanical means should not throw stones.

Oh Oh my God, you guys.

I have to show you what I found when I was cleaning up.

Cleaning up?

What does it look like before?

I think it's a moment in Oman.

OK, this is from the trip, but never was.

Remember we were all going to go to Italy.

Wait, my our dream vacation before.

Of course I got pregnant and ruined everything.

And am.

Can you believe that one of these used to get us on a plane?

I can't even look at those surprise.

Johnny faced his magical meatballs again.

Do not live in fear.

Taste is magical.

Meatball will not live in fear.

How big are they?

Ohh Johnny.

Who is Gianna?

OK, he was the Italian hottie from my cooking school

a million trillion years ago.

Probably about involved.

My memories.

Anyway, that's not the point.

The point is, I found this.

The travel ban is lifted

and I think we should all go to Italy, Italy.

Whoa.

I mean, I barely made it here.

Yeah, I I I can't go anywhere.

Right.

I'm a newly engaged woman, remember?

Ohh.

That.

That's it.

We'll make it.

Bibs Bachelorette.

Ohh.

I literally just got chill bumps.

It's perfect.

Was to run around Italy like a bunch of teenagers.

The book says ignoring the science is what ruins of life.

We can't reject our destiny.

I love the idea of drinking Italian wine

and celebrating Vivian,

but can't we just.

You heard from here?

I'm the share, you know it.

It doesn't feel right leaving Arthur right now

and my little Ginsburg or has not been

feeling well.

I don't feel good about leaving her either.

You know that we might never have a chance to do something like this again.

Such as this?

Bachelorette And you said you didn't want to go because of me?

No.

I mean, yeah, that's what I said.

But not because of you.

Because of us.

In our relationship, well, that's not right.

Not because of our relationship, because of our engagement.

I mean, my point was we're engaged.

So if I'm going to run off to Italy, it should be with you.

Love that.

But just because we're engaged

doesn't mean you can't go on a trip with your best friends.

Really.

They have Jesus Christ.

Actually that is Saint Christopher.

Ohh God.

He's the patron St of travel.

So if you're planning a trip, well this is the right place to start.

How about that first sign?

Hello, you've reached the home of the retired and gifted So.

We need to go to LA.

But why are you saying that?

I already told you I can't go.

I wanted to score a few points by telling Arthur

that I wasn't gonna go because I'm being

sensitive to his feelings now that we're in the angst.

That's not a word in fiance Defiance.

I don't know.

Where are you?

I'm in a church.

You're in a church.

We're looking for a venue for the wedding.

You're going to get married in a church.

Run a background cheque.

I'm shocked you didn't burst into flames as you crossed the threshold.

The point is, Sharon now if we don't go,

he'll think I think he was testing me and that

I don't think he actually thinks we should go.

I I think you're overthinking this.

I think we need to go honey.

It's Sharon.

Ohh hey hi Sharon.

I'm excited about your trip to Italy.

Oh my God ohh shit ohh shit.

On speaker at a church Guernsey.

Jesus fucking Christ.

It's another omen.

I don't understand.

Dead.

Like dead.

Dead.

Yes.

What other kind of dead is there?

Don't cats have 9 lives?

Hold on.

Sharon's coming.

They think it was just old age.

It's unnatural for your child to go before you.

Honey, I'm so funny.

Or I'm.

I'm just on with Diane.

I'll put her on speaker.

Ohh.

No, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait.

No, no.

I would just say the wrong thing.

Hi, guy.

No, Even my name is wrong.

At a time like this, I think this might be an omen.

Yes, the universe is conspiring.

I mean, it's

is it?

Is it really?

And even if it's not, I say

we discuss it in Italy.

Are you serious?

I'm retired.

My cat is dead.

We're talking about going to the top wine producing country in the world.

Yes, I'm serious.

Let's do this.

I'm looking at this.

We have to go to Italy.

You're in town.

Didn't share or tell you what happened.

Ohh Arthur.

Ohh God did he get 2 Diane?

I was worried there was a theme.

He thinks it would be wrong for us not to go.

I mean is that sweet or what?

You should marry that guy and I will.

But first Italy.

Can you believe it?

You're on your way to Tuscany.

Oh, oh, I know.

You're the first person in the world to Tuscany.

It wasn't I, Tuscany.

Nice try.

There's just an absurdity to the whole thing.

A Bachelorette trip?

What are we doing?

Well, Vivian's getting married, which is in yellow and nuts.

I think it's very romantic, but it's also not.

You're the ones been married before you tell me.

No, I was pregnant.

It's different.

Ohh, that's so romantic.

Not as romantic as never getting married at all.

Hello, Wanda.

Little goodbye kiss.

Maybe a little goodbye.

Ohh.

Umm.

They're out of here, OK?

Love you.

My song.

Italian.

OK.

Please.

I can't believe we're actually here.

I love.

Brown.

Round.

And not just because I had new proseccos at lunch.

Yeah, me too.

I love anything that's falling apart more than I am, you know?

It's amazing, though, isn't it,

how many tourists there are in the world?

Well, wait a minute.

We're tourists.

Yeah, but we're different.

We're not so obvious

Judges.

Manufacture screams out of the loco.

It's called a wastewater.

Oh, well, that changes everything.

Yeah.

And it's not just fashion, it's also functional.

Hey, is it time?

What?

Ohh yeah no no it is time.

OK.

Ohh.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, I can't believe you guys believe it,

because this is your Bachelorette.

Yeah, and we're not going to let you forget it, OK?

Ohh my Lord.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Great.

I mean, if you back.

What did he say?

I'm.

I'm trying.

I'm trying to translate here.

OK, Becky, it means ohh

yeah, he called us all.

He basically called us an old fruit.

International incident.

We don't change,

OK?

The open, the vines, the squeezes, the poop.

Got it?

Yeah, we got it.

The question is, what are we going to do with it?

Well, this is The Bachelorette party, OK?

What that means.

It means that we go see naked men.

The protocol here Where do I stuff the dollar bills?

I think some of these guys are the same dancers

from my Bachelorette party.

Look at those nail beds.

I really need a pedicure.

I lost my hand.

Page moonstruck.

She's always 2000 years old.

She's definitely have worked out.

I got the same term back in 1982.

In his defence, it was a little chilly in here.

Give us some credit.

I mean he's 1000 years old

and still aren't as a rock.

Oh my God what is first doing?

Wait a minute.

Are you spying on him?

I got an alert.

There was movement in the kitchen.

Bacon.

Oh God, we can't.

Bruce.

Kelly scared the hell out of me For us.

You know you're not allowed to eat bacon.

But it looks like It looks like you're making

buying your bag wrong.

Nobody can.

I see you, Bruce.

Oh, oh.

Ohh.

I've never seen anything like it.

I'm so glad we did this.

Me too.

Oh, look, here we go.

This is Dia de Coronari.

What's Via de Coronari?

This room.

So, so it's it's beautiful and we're taking it.

I don't think this is ugly.

The entire city?

Yeah.

No, I don't think so.

Ohh and look.

Is it a sign?

Ohh, I think it is.

I think it is definitely a sign.

That is a sign.

Literally cues oh oh.

What child or godson?

And you must be the bride.

Well, how did you know?

What did you gals do?

Welcome to my humble little face.

Wow.

Oh, Oh my gosh.

So describe to me the dress.

Tell me anything that comes to your mind.

Sexy but traditional?

Sexy.

Natural, mental course and timeless?

That's a good call.

The last thing you want when you look back at your photos 50 years

from now is to wonder.

What the hell was I thinking?

Chao.

Can I interest anyone in a Prosecco?

Me and you should be interested too, yeah?

Well, let's have some fun, girls.

Fun.

Is this it?

Don't pick the first one, You're not getting off that easily.

It's too bridal next.

You look like you after it's not rival enough.

I think you should change next.

Thank you so much.

I'd like to serve you for Christmas.

OK, let's skirt next.

Someone else.

Next.

Fine.

When in Rome.

I'm not putting on one other thing.

Until you're all in couture,

you're not getting out of this correction.

I'm not getting into this, Grace.

Puerto de Milano.

You know, I know just the one.

Ohh my ohh I feel like I just escaped from the trunk of a Cadillac.

Oh

yeah, he's looking good.

Yeah, if I were at a renaissance there.

Ohh Diane look.

Ohh, I literally thought that was you.

I love this.

So what do you think?

They don't like you.

How are you?

Hey, honey, look more like you than you ever have me

are sending a picture of this to

Mitchell.

No, no, no, no.

Wait a minute.

Are you nuts?

Too late.

Please unsend it, Sharon.

Unsend it.

Just because I know how to not make myself a potato doesn't mean

I'm Steve Jobs.

I mean,

I'm not the one for the bride to be.

OK, I need more.

Yeah.

Wow.

Slim yellows.

Oh my God, I'd marry you.

Gosh, Fib, it's stunning.

Is it how you always imagine yourself as a bride?

I never imagined myself as a bride,

which is funny because we always hosted weddings

at the Queen Henry,

but I never imagined my own.

How does it feel?

I love the fabric.

I know he is the finest, but.

How do you feel?

Is this the right one?

What do you think is perfect?

Totally, truly stunning?

We'll take it and release it.

Yes.

They are ohh what you get.

Do you know that Mitchell's real name is Michael Angelo and.

Arturo.

It's a much sexier name than Arthur, right?

Everything is sexier in Italy.

Well, I know I am righteous.

Epic, of course.

Oh.

Oh God.

Mitchell.

Because he sent him that picture.

What?

What?

A true work of art and the dress ain't bad either.

Lying this guy.

Ohh God ohh hey hey cheers here, right here.

Here we go.

Is a great walking city,

but it's an even better sit down,

drink Wine City.

So true.

I think you say that about everything.

No, every city is not good for walking.

The best walking cities, Venezuela.

Ohh, I love Venice.

Should we go?

Too bad, You see, just of course

is never the wrong decision.

And with a great hotel there,

Where do you not have a friend of the hotel?

Well, not many places.

Well, I I think we should just stay the course

and go to Tuscany.

The most special city in the world.

The treasure of Italy.

The treasure of Italy.

Wasn't the guy in The Alchemist searching for treasure?

This is the universe telling us we should go,

Or is it a street out of us telling us

to go?

I mean, no offence.

Obviously I say it's a sign and it's my Bachelorette.

Remember Judge, do you maybe want to overrule this nonsense?

I'm the one wearing the sash, So what I say goes.

New plan Undiano oven it Sia.

Is there room in this new plan for sleeping?

Is 6:00 PM and appropriate Bachelorette bedtime?

Really very standard actually.

OK, tomorrow we leave early in the morning.

Yeah.

For the beautiful woman.

Ohh, wow, you really are sexier in Italy.

It's like looking in a mirror, Yeah.

Thank you.

Let's say words.

We're going.

John, I got there.

See.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

First,

where are you going?

Yes.

And with the luggage, allow us please.

Yeah.

Plenty of time.

Have fun.

Well, that's very kind.

Thank you.

This is for both of you.

Thank you so much.

I can't remember.

So we have the seniority.

They believe their mentality, then the new.

Yeah.

Ohh.

Come on everybody.

Yeah.

Alright, good.

Hand me my purse.

Ohh wait a minute.

No Oh my God, it's it's not up here.

Where is it?

Oh, oh.

Everything OK?

I can't run my purse.

I've got mine, but now is not the time to gloat.

Do you think it was stolen?

I didn't see anyone come through.

Yeah.

Carol, Are you sure you put it up here?

I I thought I did.

Ohh.

Yeah.

Great.

Ohh.

Thank you.

I was so nervous that we've been robbed.

Sure.

Where can we find our cheque bags?

What do you mean?

Chicken bags.

Oh, the ones that we gave to the porters in Rome.

I'm sorry, but we don't have any brothers.

Ohh, when, when did you get rid of supporters?

1976.

The one of the quarters was a surprise when I gave them a tip.

It's probably not every day

that someone gives them cash

to steal their luggage.

Believe this.

I can't lose that bag.

Well, I know it's annoying, honey,

but it's not the end of the world, you know?

Understand.

It might be good to get you some fresh clothes.

Everything is replaceable.

No?

Not everything is no OK.

I think you're blowing this out of proportion.

Harry's ashes are in the bag.

What?

Ohh God.

Harry's ashes to a Bachelorette party.

Are you nuts?

You're the one that's I shouldn't leave him in the closet.

So you've brought him to Italy

and it shipped back like a serial killer.

Is that even legal?

You're asking

journal?

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

So.

We have a major report.

OK and.

For anything turns up, we will let you know.

That's it, because we've been sitting here for two hours

and that's all we're gonna get.

No.

These are not all.

I feel very bad for you.

Please.

Ohh, you feel bad for us?

We don't need a man to take pity on us.

No, you're lazy.

Police work is more than sufficient.

I'm just curious, hypothetically,

if you do find the bags,

will you be going through

them?

Handled differently.

Make it.

I had it ohh to go through and let this belong.

Yeah, that's great.

OK, good.

Alright, and thanks again.

Thank you.

Weights.

Yoga.

Your dress.

Ohh God.

Shoot.

Yes, that's my dress.

Thank you so much.

And you're here for a wedding?

No, it it's a Bachelorette trip.

But my friends took me dress shopping in Rome.

That's nice dress you have.

Yes, even the critical one.

Yeah, well.

You know the following before you go.

Like this

so we don't have to see each other again.

Thanks this is.

Tremendously helpful at this point.

Well, it's definitely not legal, that's for sure.

What were you thinking?

I was just trying to do a nice thing.

I mean, you always wanted to visit Italy.

Good idea.

Also crazy.

Yeah, I can see that now.

On the bright side,

it's much easier walking without dragging your luggage

for yourself.

This is like a a full upper body routine carrying this thing.

Remember that part in The Alchemist where the guy gets robbed

and loses everything?

I have no empathy for him at this point.

Another why?

Well, he said he had a choice to make.

He could either see himself as a victim of a thief

or see himself as an adventurer in

search of a treasure.

Yeah, but we are victims of the theme.

But we are also adventurers.

Welcome back, ladies.

Let me assure you you're in good health now.

There is nothing my uncle wouldn't do for this.

Very sweet.

What is true?

And you're in luck because the wedding was supposed to throw this weekend.

Cancelled.

So our best rooms are available.

But what?

It was cancelled.

Yeah, it was very dramatic.

Screaming and crying and the dress on fire.

But this is our boutique.

I've let them know to expect you.

I've got the same thing with Blue ohh.

Here are your Keith.

I'm sure you're exhausted.

You see your uncle, please give him

my very best, of course.

And if please, if there is anything else you need,

don't hesitate to ask.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Yeah.

Nothing her uncle wouldn't do for you, huh?

Well, there was a time when 15 years ago.

And there was nothing I wouldn't have done for him

sexually.

Well, thank you for clarifying.

Well, if you must know, here's why I got my name replaced.

Such commitment, such sacrifice.

She's a modern day Mother Teresa.

That's the part of Mother Teresa's story they don't tell you about.

She wasn't just on her knees.

Right?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Forget about your troubles.

Salute.

It won't hurt.

Forgive me, I I couldn't help it over here.

What sort of troubles have you got yourself into?

Ohh.

A little snafu at the train station.

My friends and I had our luggage stolen.

Well that sounds like more than a little snafu.

All your luggage, Wallet, passport.

Ohh please.

What kind of fool do you take me for?

Fantastic.

No one could get this off me.

No one.

Require.

Very nimble fingers, I imagine.

Well, since we're playing, you show me yours,

I'll show you mine.

Ohh.

Be still my heart.

No, I'm just saying you need to keep stress to minimum driving range.

It's just a bit more strenuous than taking a nap.

Sweetheart, Listen,

Are you sure that I shouldn't come over and meet up with you?

We discussed this, Bruce.

It's it's not safe.

And then, you know, so tomorrow we're going to love Toscana, La Toscana.

That's how you say Tuscany.

Ohh, I thought you were talking about the restaurant on San Vicente.

Why would I be talking about a restaurant on San Vicente

when I'm in Italy?

Italy.

What Italy?

The restaurant in Century City?

I'm just making restaurant jokes

because I'm on such a strict diet.

OK, OK, I get it now.

Yeah, well, I gotta explain the jokes.

Carol is just not as funny.

How about we just cool it with the jokes about restaurants?

You don't hear me making jokes about angioplasty?

Gosh, I wish you would.

A Bachelorette?

Yes.

I don't think I know anyone who's done anything

like that for 20 years.

And why not, right?

Honestly.

This is how I want to live my life.

On a Bachelorette trip, of course.

And guided by the daily practise of why not?

For a second I thought you said guided

by the daily practise of wine

and I thought focal

miss.

Not a bad combination.

Wine.

And why not?

That's going to be the title of My Autobiography.

Well, I promise that I shall buy a first edition.

You're wrong.

Oh my God, look at her.

We can't leave her alone for a second.

Yeah, they're like moths to a flame.

Ohh chow guys.

When is that

woo,

this is Usman.

It's really very nice to meet you.

Which one of you is the bride to be?

Ohh definitely not me.

Ohh no.

She'll be down in just a minute.

It must be very exciting for one of you.

And I'm delighted that you'll be joining us tonight.

Tonight.

Yes, I I made dinner plans for us tonight.

Great.

It's going to be, what did you call it, an authentic Italian experience?

Wait a minute, are we going to the Olive Garden?

I promise you it'll be worth it.

It's great food, great people.

And there's no problem if four random women show up.

This is Italy.

There's always room for random, beautiful women.

He said.

And 2nd.

Really been gaoled.

Your brother is over here.

Come inside.

I'm finished.

Look at this.

Oh my God, you have pulled together

this Bachelorette dinner

in in in record time.

It was easier than you think and we even got you a band.

Music.

Hey.

So we decided to go into the jewellery store

and before we knew it, we were engaged.

Well, I think that's incredibly romantic.

Well, thank you.

Are you married?

No, I've travelled that road.

Not a pleasant journey.

Well, it was a bit of a car jacking early.

It wasn't all bad.

You all married.

Married.

Not married, but not single.

Furious boyfriend.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Boyfriend and girlfriend Just sounds so silly.

You know, like we're in high school or something.

I'm too old to be somebody's girlfriend.

Are you kidding?

Oh, I've been a girlfriend.

It's the greatest thing in the world.

That's not true.

Ohh, it is.

Being her girlfriend is sexy.

It's exciting.

You know, it means you love somebody and you're committed to them,

but you still have

your own life.

You've given yourself up to societies, conventions.

It's all about choice.

You choose to be there,

but you can leave anytime you damn well please.

Going to be.

What about you?

Ohh, she's the single one.

Well, every group needs one.

And I'm the one who has to run through ladies room if you want.

Who's my What are you doing in Italy?

Philosophy Now I I was a professor of philosophy,

happily now retired,

which is why I

have so much time to spend here.

John Doe.

Meet me the presentation Me movie.

Amichi, Sharon.

And you're so kind to include us.

It is my sincerest joy.

So let us proceed with body.

Proceed.

It prepares the panic.

Well, thank you.

Great.

Yeah.

What brings you to Venice?

Ohh, A series of well unanticipated events

and the spice of life.

Ohh.

I got a little lost.

Wow.

That's quite a situation in the book.

The movie?

Yeah,

I overdid it, didn't I?

No, absolutely not.

Wait.

I don't need.

Johnny Gianni.

See.

Crazy.

What are you doing here?

Me.

Where I live here.

This is my cooking school.

Wait, wait, you mean Gianni?

It's not Johnny.

That's all I've heard about your meatballs.

Believe him.

Another deal?

Ohh.

Yeah, I mean, this is a new dress and it's a little,

probably a little much for tonight,

but I just want to have a little fun.

You look beautiful.

My goodness.

Thank you.

This is incredible.

And here to start the animals Bush.

I think somebody's Bush is already quite amused.

Enjoy it because I need to.

My head is spinning.

There's so many things I want to put in your mouth.

And I mustn't overheat your patrico.

For that and then Mike could you goes overheated

so.

Why?

No,

I can't even believe it.

What are the chances?

If I were writing a book,

I'd have you sleep with him

just to get the recipe for this

sauce.

Ohh

libation.

Oh my God, I think I've had enough.

Bachelorette.

And things are about to get even more fun.

Woo.

Ohh goodness ohh fun right?

Very Christian Grey.

Pardon.

I can't do that.

Idea.

I

like you.

So.

Come on.

Ohh well, that was a first.

I was thinking of taking a little stroll down by the docks.

If you're interested it, it might be getting very near my bedtime.

You seem a little too old to have a bedtime.

Well, let's just agree that that was a compliment.

That would be helpful.

Thank you.

Shall we?

And their role, Sharon?

Chef Jamie says.

If you would like, you should see his Kushina.

I'm so serious.

Could Sheena.

Yeah, it means kitchen.

Ohh, I bet it's big, isn't it?

I mean, it's a cooking school.

Please, he says.

You come whenever you'd like.

We need something, you tell Chef Gianni should be excited to come.

For Evergreen more than once.

Ohh good.

Yes.

I do want to see as cucina.

Just go with it, Don't do anything I would do.

I think that's actually really good advice.

It's just a kitchen.

Ohh.

Long, Yeah, sure.

And then there were two.

Yeah.

Ohh.

Agatha Christie.

Ohh indeed.

Oh.

Oh boy.

The day we've had, huh?

I mean this, you know?

Lost luggage Who loses a person's ashes?

I don't know.

I guess some skeletons are best left in the closet, right?

Ohh.

Well.

Yeah, and you.

Married marriage, yeah.

My.

My solo act is finally coming.

Too close?

It's crazy.

Especially for me.

I mean, I know it is.

Now come on, who might have judge?

But yeah, I thought so at first.

But you know, I think what you do is freaking incredible.

And I'm genuinely excited for you.

You're drunk.

No, no, I'm being serious.

Well, I'm OK.

So maybe a little.

I mean, but I'm still serious.

I don't know how you do it.

You tore up the instruction manual and you just never even look back.

I mean, you're the bravest person I know.

And I'm so.

Happy that you're my friend.

God, you're definitely drunk.

You can't even think a compliment, can you know?

But it's true.

I never had the guts to do what you're doing.

Well, I appreciate it.

Appreciate it.

Thank you.

Hey, we're having a fun trip.

Ohh.

If you hadn't gotten engaged,

I'm not sure I would have ever experienced Italy.

What do you think?

Ohh, I can't believe.

I can't believe what I almost miss.

But the only question.

Is how will we mess this all up?

I don't know,

but if we mess it up the way we've messed up the trip so far,

I can't wait

to find it out.

Yeah.

But first.

Yeah, yeah, I do need my beauty sleep.

You know, this doesn't just happen on its own.

Imagine is the work of many skilled artists.

They're practically unionised, OK.

I've already given the joints in all the towns

and all the world she walks into my.

Because the planet cannot remember.

I remember.

You know, my first time was with you.

What?

It was.

No, I I mean the movie seeing the movie.

Ohh.

I'm not sure we ever actually made it to the end.

My favourite fact.

No, not the end then.

Not making it.

I knew what you meant, that.

OK, you're going to have to explain something to me.

You live in a place where there are no roads,

but you have a van in your kitchen.

I see.

Makes no sense.

That's what makes it so special.

I thought it would make me want to go somewhere.

But no one would be happy to stay.

Get it?

This place is.

Absolutely beautiful.

You must, too, still be a chef.

See.

See.

I can tell.

Ohh yeah, you can ask to see your aura.

In the Machina, everything is now.

Present time.

So you understand this not worrying about the yesterday,

tomorrow.

It's about the living well for today.

Some of the.

Sell it.

That will announce in Vegas.

It means that the Table 1 does not grow old.

You know, they say.

I actually had that on the wall of my restaurant.

Ohh really.

Decide.

No, it smells like you.

I always remembered.

And that's what I mean.

Take a picture please.

Thing.

Got this.

You don't, so pat yourself.

So how long you are in minutes?

Sadly, we are leaving tomorrow.

So we better take advantage of tonight.

Really.

You know when you get tired.

Oh, I can do this all night.

Don't worry.

But more.

What are you doing?

That would be me.

You're a bridgeway.

Ohh, shit.

You are in the middle of the canal.

Wow.

Look at us

for the record.

That thing I said earlier about your being lazy?

I'd like to take it back.

Called him lazy.

Why would you do that?

Believe it or not,

I didn't anticipate running into him again.

Perhaps we could travel for a tow.

For our position, you're consuming you back to shore.

Ohh.

See how lazy he is?

I heard you.

Good night.

Don't ask.

You.

Same.

We made pasta.

In a van.

I made pasta.

And a boat.

Hey.

Last night was really fun, wasn't it?

I need a minute.

Well, there you go.

Look who's away.

Good morning.

What happened?

Sharon's probably even worse off.

No.

Yeah.

Discounting Well, looking very chipper this morning.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, my Halo says my sleep score was 96.

Everyone needs to stop screaming.

Ohh hey, what about if we shipped our plans

and and stayed another night here?

No.

Oh all right.

Wow.

Time to get to Tuscany.

So we do we just get back on the train?

Ohh, forget the train.

We got wrong on the train.

Technically we got robbed in the train station.

Technically we gave our things away in the train station

confessing, Yeah.

Thank you.

You're not.