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[Music] i was just a girl from music school

i was just a girl from music school

i was just a girl from music school kind of a dork like everyone else

kind of a dork like everyone else

kind of a dork like everyone else at school i met mal and ben he became

at school i met mal and ben he became

at school i met mal and ben he became best friends bandmates a songwriting

best friends bandmates a songwriting

best friends bandmates a songwriting trio my tribe

trio my tribe

trio my tribe now we live together and make music

now we live together and make music

now we live together and make music together in a cool house in malibu mel's

together in a cool house in malibu mel's

together in a cool house in malibu mel's uncle loaned it to us for the summer i

uncle loaned it to us for the summer i

uncle loaned it to us for the summer i really love it here

really love it here

really love it here they were living the dream

they were living the dream

they were living the dream but wait i'm getting ahead of myself

but wait i'm getting ahead of myself

but wait i'm getting ahead of myself now

now

now it's time to jam

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that might be the single

that might be the single

that might be the single that was orgasmic uh yeah yeah i think

that was orgasmic uh yeah yeah i think

that was orgasmic uh yeah yeah i think it sounded great let me just work on

it sounded great let me just work on

it sounded great let me just work on some harmonies

we all got day jobs ben worked for mr

we all got day jobs ben worked for mr

we all got day jobs ben worked for mr morton our weird neighbor doing sound

morton our weird neighbor doing sound

morton our weird neighbor doing sound design melanie was producing at a rock

design melanie was producing at a rock

design melanie was producing at a rock label and i was well

label and i was well

label and i was well waitressing and auditioning of course

waitressing and auditioning of course

waitressing and auditioning of course and now that i was living in la there

and now that i was living in la there

and now that i was living in la there were endless weddings baby showers and

were endless weddings baby showers and

were endless weddings baby showers and family get-togethers

okay

okay

okay okay

okay

okay excited for the big family weekend

excited for the big family weekend

excited for the big family weekend hell now

hell now

hell now well they love you and so do we

love you

love you

love you oh it's very

oh it's very

oh it's very hi barry

hi barry

hi barry yes

yes

yes i know

i know

i know i didn't forget to triple red eye lattes

i didn't forget to triple red eye lattes

i didn't forget to triple red eye lattes bagels and advil i'm on my way bye

yeah

yeah

yeah hi

what the label loves our demo yes they

what the label loves our demo yes they

what the label loves our demo yes they want five more songs but

want five more songs but

want five more songs but full mix is not garage band demos how

full mix is not garage band demos how

full mix is not garage band demos how are we ever going to afford this uh

are we ever going to afford this uh

are we ever going to afford this uh would big barry let us mix at night

would big barry let us mix at night

would big barry let us mix at night doubt it

doubt it

doubt it what are we talking like 10

what are we talking like 10

what are we talking like 10 20. no it's right 30 40 000.

this label is amazing

this label is amazing

this label is amazing hey hey we'll get another shot uh do you

hey hey we'll get another shot uh do you

hey hey we'll get another shot uh do you mind feeding max tonight i might be out

mind feeding max tonight i might be out

mind feeding max tonight i might be out late uh work or

late uh work or

late uh work or hot date maybe both oh another lead

hot date maybe both oh another lead

hot date maybe both oh another lead guitarist kind of dude no maybe the bass

guitarist kind of dude no maybe the bass

guitarist kind of dude no maybe the bass player for the silicon beaches vanessa

player for the silicon beaches vanessa

player for the silicon beaches vanessa lee

lee

lee oh dude she's smoking hot what else i

oh dude she's smoking hot what else i

oh dude she's smoking hot what else i only date guys under 30 or female

only date guys under 30 or female

only date guys under 30 or female rockers on tour of no strings yeah

rockers on tour of no strings yeah

rockers on tour of no strings yeah flawless plan i must say

hey ben

hey ben

hey ben when my uncle sells this house free

when my uncle sells this house free

when my uncle sells this house free rent's over

rent's over

rent's over we have to make this demo

we have to make this demo

we have to make this demo we have to find the money

mel worked as a studio engineer for one

mel worked as a studio engineer for one

mel worked as a studio engineer for one of the best rock labels in hollywood but

of the best rock labels in hollywood but

of the best rock labels in hollywood but her boss gave a whole new meaning to the

her boss gave a whole new meaning to the

her boss gave a whole new meaning to the word jerk

word jerk

word jerk [Music]

do i want to pump this up um yeah

do i want to pump this up um yeah

do i want to pump this up um yeah [Music]

[Music]

[Music] all right i'm gonna take five

all right i'm gonna take five

all right i'm gonna take five [Music]

good luck

hey barry i was wondering if i could

hey barry i was wondering if i could

hey barry i was wondering if i could talk to you about something if i'm in

talk to you about something if i'm in

talk to you about something if i'm in the next blockheads yet you got good

the next blockheads yet you got good

the next blockheads yet you got good ears kid that's what i pay you for

ears kid that's what i pay you for

ears kid that's what i pay you for but actually that's not what i wanted to

but actually that's not what i wanted to

but actually that's not what i wanted to talk to you about i was wondering if

talk to you about i was wondering if

talk to you about i was wondering if maybe we could use your studio just for

maybe we could use your studio just for

maybe we could use your studio just for a few nights what

a few nights what

a few nights what you mixing in my studio

you mixing in my studio

you mixing in my studio mel i got news for you we got eight

mel i got news for you we got eight

mel i got news for you we got eight bands with new albums they got to finish

bands with new albums they got to finish

bands with new albums they got to finish we'll talk about you in the studio when

we'll talk about you in the studio when

we'll talk about you in the studio when things slow down

things slow down

things slow down next summer maybe call me saturday by 9

next summer maybe call me saturday by 9

next summer maybe call me saturday by 9 a.m with notes on those

a.m with notes on those

a.m with notes on those and take those morons out on the town

and take those morons out on the town

and take those morons out on the town limos bottle service whatever just make

limos bottle service whatever just make

limos bottle service whatever just make sure they bring us the next album yeah

sure they bring us the next album yeah

sure they bring us the next album yeah sure

sorry

sorry

sorry oops

oops

oops excuse me

excuse me

excuse me sorry

sorry

sorry um

um

um ready to impress darling yeah i thought

ready to impress darling yeah i thought

ready to impress darling yeah i thought they wanted a soprano there's like 50

they wanted a soprano there's like 50

they wanted a soprano there's like 50 guys here

guys here

guys here do they ever know what they want

do they ever know what they want

do they ever know what they want do they

do they

do they baby

baby

baby do they buy that forgot this

do they buy that forgot this

do they buy that forgot this alejandra martin

soprano

soprano

soprano i see here you went to juilliard

i see here you went to juilliard

i see here you went to juilliard impressive but what's your instrument

impressive but what's your instrument

impressive but what's your instrument violin mostly and voice

violin mostly and voice

violin mostly and voice violin handy

violin handy

violin handy tina cue up the spot

tina cue up the spot

tina cue up the spot shining clean

shining clean

shining clean that's what it means

that's what it means

that's what it means washing those jeans to the shiny

washing those jeans to the shiny

washing those jeans to the shiny and

and

and clean

clean

clean [Music]

[Music]

[Music] nice job we'll let you know

another audition bombed thank god i had

another audition bombed thank god i had

another audition bombed thank god i had my friend stephen to help cheer me up

my friend stephen to help cheer me up

my friend stephen to help cheer me up he was always bailing me out

and ben worked for our neighbor at a

and ben worked for our neighbor at a

and ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company he was a little odd

video gaming company he was a little odd

video gaming company he was a little odd too

oh

oh

oh like he just rolled out of bed big guy

like he just rolled out of bed big guy

like he just rolled out of bed big guy not exactly dude it's all over your face

not exactly dude it's all over your face

not exactly dude it's all over your face you and the roommates going at it 24 7.

you and the roommates going at it 24 7.

you and the roommates going at it 24 7. rob seriously it's not like i take it

rob seriously it's not like i take it

rob seriously it's not like i take it from a married guy

from a married guy

from a married guy don't ever get hitched keep on doing the

don't ever get hitched keep on doing the

don't ever get hitched keep on doing the dream team boom

soldier oh

soldier oh

soldier oh 958 seconds you are linked sir i uh at

958 seconds you are linked sir i uh at

958 seconds you are linked sir i uh at ease son

ease son

ease son so um how's the booby trap sound effects

so um how's the booby trap sound effects

so um how's the booby trap sound effects going look we need big boobies and i

going look we need big boobies and i

going look we need big boobies and i mean big yeah uh be done today at a boy

mean big yeah uh be done today at a boy

mean big yeah uh be done today at a boy say that

say that

say that how does it all work with you and those

how does it all work with you and those

how does it all work with you and those girls

girls

girls work yeah you know like i mean

work yeah you know like i mean

work yeah you know like i mean any jealousy are there any rules uh

any jealousy are there any rules uh

any jealousy are there any rules uh rules yeah

rules yeah

rules yeah i get it

i get it

i get it mom's the word right

mom's the word right

mom's the word right mom's the word sir i i need to get back

mom's the word sir i i need to get back

mom's the word sir i i need to get back to this so well you keep up the good

to this so well you keep up the good

to this so well you keep up the good work all right and you say hello to

work all right and you say hello to

work all right and you say hello to those gals from me

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[Music] while i was dealing with my life i had

while i was dealing with my life i had

while i was dealing with my life i had forgotten something very important

forgotten something very important

forgotten something very important [Music]

oh how was your date with vanessa she

oh how was your date with vanessa she

oh how was your date with vanessa she play your drums she wanted to do

play your drums she wanted to do

play your drums she wanted to do something romantic i know like dinner

something romantic i know like dinner

something romantic i know like dinner yuck

yuck

yuck so i went out with nick the label rep

so i went out with nick the label rep

so i went out with nick the label rep instead oh

instead oh

instead oh and he's turning 31.

and he's turning 31.

and he's turning 31. who knew

who knew

who knew i had to end it

i had to end it

i had to end it ellie would kill you if she saw you

ellie would kill you if she saw you

ellie would kill you if she saw you doing that

so julie's babies party is at two you're

so julie's babies party is at two you're

so julie's babies party is at two you're gonna come right

gonna come right

gonna come right uh yeah sure

today's a day isn't it

today's a day isn't it

today's a day isn't it yeah

yeah

yeah one year later

one year later

one year later one

one

one shitty drunk driver

shitty drunk driver

shitty drunk driver well

well

well i'll stay home

i'll stay home

i'll stay home we'll hang no no no i'm okay

we'll hang no no no i'm okay

we'll hang no no no i'm okay really

really

really come to julie's maybe

come to julie's maybe

come to julie's maybe it's probably better if you're around

it's probably better if you're around

it's probably better if you're around people hey mel if you become a big-time

people hey mel if you become a big-time

people hey mel if you become a big-time music producer you wouldn't leave us

music producer you wouldn't leave us

music producer you wouldn't leave us would you

would you

would you angie

angie

angie no matter what happens

no matter what happens

no matter what happens we'll always be together you me and ally

we'll always be together you me and ally

we'll always be together you me and ally we're family now

we're family now

we're family now today was the day ben's parents died

today was the day ben's parents died

today was the day ben's parents died head-on car crash so awful

head-on car crash so awful

head-on car crash so awful i should have remembered i should have

i should have remembered i should have

i should have remembered i should have been there for him

been there for him

been there for him we're band-mates

we're band-mates

we're band-mates you just don't forget that kind of stuff

hello everyone i'm cassie i'll be taking

hello everyone i'm cassie i'll be taking

hello everyone i'm cassie i'll be taking over from milo today this is an advanced

over from milo today this is an advanced

over from milo today this is an advanced class so i hope you're all ready to work

class so i hope you're all ready to work

class so i hope you're all ready to work alright let's get started

alright let's get started

alright let's get started arms above your head

arms above your head

arms above your head back foot at a 45 degree angle hands

back foot at a 45 degree angle hands

back foot at a 45 degree angle hands together

together

together and look to the sky

and look to the sky

and look to the sky veer bhadrasana two

veer bhadrasana two

veer bhadrasana two warrior two pose

warrior two pose

warrior two pose open up

open up

open up adjust your foot back

adjust your foot back

adjust your foot back now squeeze your glutes

now squeeze your glutes

now squeeze your glutes and lift your abdomen

and lift your abdomen

and lift your abdomen arms up above your head that's it

arms up above your head that's it

arms up above your head that's it now breathe

now breathe

now breathe now release into gravity with happy baby

now release into gravity with happy baby

now release into gravity with happy baby this open chakras releases tension and

this open chakras releases tension and

this open chakras releases tension and heightens sexual awareness a little

heightens sexual awareness a little

heightens sexual awareness a little wider

wider

wider that's it perfect thanks

hey

hey

hey you have amazing potential you're

you have amazing potential you're

you have amazing potential you're kidding

kidding

kidding no not at all you just need to clear

no not at all you just need to clear

no not at all you just need to clear your mind a little bit

your mind a little bit

your mind a little bit it's nice to meet you um cassie i'm

it's nice to meet you um cassie i'm

it's nice to meet you um cassie i'm cassie i'm melanie hi

cassie i'm melanie hi

cassie i'm melanie hi all right well i hope to see you in

all right well i hope to see you in

all right well i hope to see you in class again okay

class again okay

class again okay i mean yeah yeah sure totally

i mean yeah yeah sure totally

i mean yeah yeah sure totally well nice to meet you melanie

so i met the most amazing girl today oh

so i met the most amazing girl today oh

so i met the most amazing girl today oh so you ready to settle down now get a

so you ready to settle down now get a

so you ready to settle down now get a little condo in west hollywood just what

little condo in west hollywood just what

little condo in west hollywood just what happened to no strings okay really

hi cutie

hi cutie

hi cutie [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay so you two would make a really cute

okay so you two would make a really cute

okay so you two would make a really cute couple when you get married very funny

couple when you get married very funny

couple when you get married very funny you know you're my favorite cousin right

you know you're my favorite cousin right

you know you're my favorite cousin right huh you know i'm serious right yeah i am

huh you know i'm serious right yeah i am

huh you know i'm serious right yeah i am getting a beard you

getting a beard you

getting a beard you i'll have a soda water please

i'll have a soda water please

i'll have a soda water please breakfast order double vodka honey

ah thank you it's getting so big

ah thank you it's getting so big

ah thank you it's getting so big yeah

yeah

yeah okay he's a total catch you've got to

okay he's a total catch you've got to

okay he's a total catch you've got to admit it

admit it

admit it yeah thanks for the tip you know he's my

yeah thanks for the tip you know he's my

yeah thanks for the tip you know he's my roommate right uh did you see his butt

roommate right uh did you see his butt

roommate right uh did you see his butt from those blue eyes come on you ever

from those blue eyes come on you ever

from those blue eyes come on you ever think about having kids maybe

think about having kids maybe

think about having kids maybe i don't know why are you asking me all

i don't know why are you asking me all

i don't know why are you asking me all this weird [ __ ] because you've got to

this weird [ __ ] because you've got to

this weird [ __ ] because you've got to settle down look guy or girl you just

settle down look guy or girl you just

settle down look guy or girl you just gotta take plunge girls are even crazier

gotta take plunge girls are even crazier

gotta take plunge girls are even crazier than guys in l.a oh really so who are

than guys in l.a oh really so who are

than guys in l.a oh really so who are you seeing nobody you know you could try

you seeing nobody you know you could try

you seeing nobody you know you could try dating somebody with a day job instead

dating somebody with a day job instead

dating somebody with a day job instead of an amp in a van just saying i love

of an amp in a van just saying i love

of an amp in a van just saying i love what i do

what i do

what i do besides since you and paul got married

besides since you and paul got married

besides since you and paul got married you guys have been like building an

you guys have been like building an

you guys have been like building an empire uh you don't think we did this

empire uh you don't think we did this

empire uh you don't think we did this all on our own god no thank you ben no

all on our own god no thank you ben no

all on our own god no thank you ben no we got help from the trust fund trust

we got help from the trust fund trust

we got help from the trust fund trust fund which has fun

fund which has fun

fund which has fun yours mine and your sisters

yours mine and your sisters

yours mine and your sisters the myrna rothman trust fund

the myrna rothman trust fund

the myrna rothman trust fund every female in the family inherits a

every female in the family inherits a

every female in the family inherits a piece and when she gets married she gets

piece and when she gets married she gets

piece and when she gets married she gets to do whatever she wants with it she

to do whatever she wants with it she

to do whatever she wants with it she gets to invest or

gets to invest or

gets to invest or uh travel

uh travel

uh travel party donate

party donate

party donate i know that was just a myth so did i

i know that was just a myth so did i

i know that was just a myth so did i until the check showed up who's mirna

until the check showed up who's mirna

until the check showed up who's mirna she's our great grandmother she wanted

she's our great grandmother she wanted

she's our great grandmother she wanted all the rothman girls to have a little

all the rothman girls to have a little

all the rothman girls to have a little nest egg

nest egg

nest egg and the trust paid for all of this

and the trust paid for all of this

and the trust paid for all of this yeah put a down payment on the house

yeah put a down payment on the house

yeah put a down payment on the house launched our catering business oh and it

launched our catering business oh and it

launched our catering business oh and it got us a part-time nanny so myrna's

got us a part-time nanny so myrna's

got us a part-time nanny so myrna's husband made bazillions in the

husband made bazillions in the

husband made bazillions in the prophylactic business uh just out of

prophylactic business uh just out of

prophylactic business uh just out of curiosity how much do you girls get for

curiosity how much do you girls get for

curiosity how much do you girls get for uh

uh

uh i'm not well after taxes about 450 000

i'm not well after taxes about 450 000

i'm not well after taxes about 450 000 give or take 450

this myrna sounds great

this myrna sounds great

this myrna sounds great i've always liked independent women

i've always liked independent women

i've always liked independent women oh um and mel for the foreseeable future

oh um and mel for the foreseeable future

oh um and mel for the foreseeable future you know the trust only works if you get

you know the trust only works if you get

you know the trust only works if you get married to a guy so just find a man that

married to a guy so just find a man that

married to a guy so just find a man that you like and get married

you like and get married

you like and get married otherwise you're gonna end up working

otherwise you're gonna end up working

otherwise you're gonna end up working for someone for the rest of your life

for someone for the rest of your life

for someone for the rest of your life just doesn't seem right

just doesn't seem right

just doesn't seem right what do you mean right you deserve it

what do you mean right you deserve it

what do you mean right you deserve it get married

get married

get married get the money

while they were at julie's i left my

while they were at julie's i left my

while they were at julie's i left my family early i had some news of my own

hey you're back early uh yeah i uh i

hey you're back early uh yeah i uh i

hey you're back early uh yeah i uh i kind of had to leave

kind of had to leave

kind of had to leave i did a terrible thing

i did a terrible thing

i did a terrible thing yeah oscar is so not for me

yeah oscar is so not for me

yeah oscar is so not for me old-fashioned conservative he's not some

old-fashioned conservative he's not some

old-fashioned conservative he's not some flashy la guy oscar is

flashy la guy oscar is

flashy la guy oscar is husband material he loves his family

husband material he loves his family

husband material he loves his family owns a great business plus he and your

owns a great business plus he and your

owns a great business plus he and your dad watch football like all the time

dad watch football like all the time

dad watch football like all the time what and he's hot

what and he's hot

what and he's hot he gives me

he gives me

he gives me night sweats every time i look at him

night sweats every time i look at him

night sweats every time i look at him oh i better go check on my husband yeah

oh i better go check on my husband yeah

oh i better go check on my husband yeah you do that

ally

ally

ally hi oscar how are you

hi oscar how are you

hi oscar how are you good hi

good hi

good hi how are you

how are you

how are you fine

you look

you look

you look beautiful

come on i want to hear everything about

come on i want to hear everything about

come on i want to hear everything about l.a let me get you a drink

i did my part now it's up to oscar

i did my part now it's up to oscar

i did my part now it's up to oscar [Music]

[Music]

[Music] uh it's good to have you all

uh it's good to have you all

uh it's good to have you all [Music]

[Music]

[Music] just like old times

just like old times

just like old times yeah

yeah

yeah now it feels good

now it feels good

now it feels good being here oscar was one of those great

being here oscar was one of those great

being here oscar was one of those great guys so handsome sweet and totally not

guys so handsome sweet and totally not

guys so handsome sweet and totally not right for me abby

i know we did it in high school when she

i know we did it in high school when she

i know we did it in high school when she almost seemed like a million years ago

almost seemed like a million years ago

almost seemed like a million years ago i've always left it here

i've always left it here

i've always left it here there's just been one person missing

there's just been one person missing

there's just been one person missing ask you please i love you

ask you please i love you

ask you please i love you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i've always loved you

ally

ally

ally [Music]

[Music]

[Music] will you marry me

will you marry me

will you marry me i promise i'll make you happy

i promise i'll make you happy

i promise i'll make you happy please say this

please say this

please say this my career was important and i didn't

my career was important and i didn't

my career was important and i didn't just want babies and family barbecues

just want babies and family barbecues

just want babies and family barbecues uh

uh

uh is that a yes

he's so dependable volvos are dependable

he's so dependable volvos are dependable

he's so dependable volvos are dependable i want a man that i'm crazy about love

i want a man that i'm crazy about love

i want a man that i'm crazy about love grows yeah

grows yeah

grows yeah oscar is a good man

oscar is a good man

oscar is a good man yes and he will make someone else very

yes and he will make someone else very

yes and he will make someone else very happy

happy

happy just give me one good reason why you

just give me one good reason why you

just give me one good reason why you won't marry him because and then i told

won't marry him because and then i told

won't marry him because and then i told my mom the biggest lie of my almost

my mom the biggest lie of my almost

my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life because mom i'm engaged

adult life because mom i'm engaged

adult life because mom i'm engaged what

what

what darling

darling

darling why didn't you say so

why didn't you say so

why didn't you say so my high school boyfriend proposed and my

my high school boyfriend proposed and my

my high school boyfriend proposed and my whole family was pressuring me

whole family was pressuring me

whole family was pressuring me i just saw my whole life unfolding you

i just saw my whole life unfolding you

i just saw my whole life unfolding you know babies diapers

know babies diapers

know babies diapers so

so

so so many diapers

so many diapers

so many diapers so you said you were getting married

so you said you were getting married

so you said you were getting married yes yes i lied i totally la la la lied

yes yes i lied i totally la la la lied

yes yes i lied i totally la la la lied and they were so

and they were so

and they were so happy

happy

happy yeah but wait married to who

no freaking way

no freaking way

no freaking way oh my goodness his name just popped into

oh my goodness his name just popped into

oh my goodness his name just popped into my head i swear i need to call my family

my head i swear i need to call my family

my head i swear i need to call my family i i'm going to need a drink first

i i'm going to need a drink first

i i'm going to need a drink first we've got to do something we no no no

we've got to do something we no no no

we've got to do something we no no no there's no we here you're the fiance

there's no we here you're the fiance

there's no we here you're the fiance come on look she's a mess mel

come on look she's a mess mel

come on look she's a mess mel oh god

oh god

oh god every second marrying ben almost sounded

every second marrying ben almost sounded

every second marrying ben almost sounded good yeah that's what julian said

good yeah that's what julian said

good yeah that's what julian said wait

wait

wait i'm kidding

i'm kidding

i'm kidding i'm not

i'm not

i'm not no let's get married huh what who you me

no let's get married huh what who you me

no let's get married huh what who you me mel there's three of us we just found

mel there's three of us we just found

mel there's three of us we just found out that if i get married i inherit a

out that if i get married i inherit a

out that if i get married i inherit a bunch of money from a family trust fund

bunch of money from a family trust fund

bunch of money from a family trust fund 450 000 just for getting hitched to a

450 000 just for getting hitched to a

450 000 just for getting hitched to a guy that

guy that

guy that oh my god mel is this true

oh my god mel is this true

oh my god mel is this true girls

girls

girls this is the answer

this is the answer

this is the answer two brides

two brides

two brides one group you've been spending way too

one group you've been spending way too

one group you've been spending way too much time talking to chris about his

much time talking to chris about his

much time talking to chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies i told you

three-way lesbian fantasies i told you

three-way lesbian fantasies i told you we're just not into it

we're just not into it

we're just not into it no

no

no uh but wait a second

uh but wait a second

uh but wait a second i kind of want to hear this little

i kind of want to hear this little

i kind of want to hear this little scheme you have one minute then okay uh

scheme you have one minute then okay uh

scheme you have one minute then okay uh so first mel tells her family that

so first mel tells her family that

so first mel tells her family that after years of friendship she and i fell

after years of friendship she and i fell

after years of friendship she and i fell in love and eloped mel gets the trust

in love and eloped mel gets the trust

in love and eloped mel gets the trust money produces a kick-ass demo and we

money produces a kick-ass demo and we

money produces a kick-ass demo and we are on our way i'm talking grammys

are on our way i'm talking grammys

are on our way i'm talking grammys multi-platinum albums okay keep talking

multi-platinum albums okay keep talking

multi-platinum albums okay keep talking especially about that grammy part uh

especially about that grammy part uh

especially about that grammy part uh okay so then ally and i we have a big

okay so then ally and i we have a big

okay so then ally and i we have a big wedding i'm talking grandma uh the

wedding i'm talking grandma uh the

wedding i'm talking grandma uh the cousins

cousins

cousins bet your mom already put a wedding

bet your mom already put a wedding

bet your mom already put a wedding announcement in the paper

listen

listen

listen ladies

ladies

ladies the trust money

the trust money

the trust money will let us stay together and work on

will let us stay together and work on

will let us stay together and work on our music

our music

our music me and my bandmates

me and my bandmates

me and my bandmates you just happen to be my two beautiful

you just happen to be my two beautiful

you just happen to be my two beautiful brothers oh my god this so is your

brothers oh my god this so is your

brothers oh my god this so is your lesbian fantasy no no no it is a career

lesbian fantasy no no no it is a career

lesbian fantasy no no no it is a career move

move

move for all of us so you're saying you would

for all of us so you're saying you would

for all of us so you're saying you would actually go through a real wedding it's

actually go through a real wedding it's

actually go through a real wedding it's one weekend then back to normal

one weekend then back to normal

one weekend then back to normal normal

normal

normal right

right

right i don't know my parents would figure it

i don't know my parents would figure it

i don't know my parents would figure it out we'll be married before they can say

out we'll be married before they can say

out we'll be married before they can say mazeltov mel

mazeltov mel

mazeltov mel this is your chance okay produce a hit

this is your chance okay produce a hit

this is your chance okay produce a hit record make it in the big time yeah

record make it in the big time yeah

record make it in the big time yeah maybe work with

maybe work with

maybe work with pharrell ben wait what do you get out of

pharrell ben wait what do you get out of

pharrell ben wait what do you get out of all this

all this

all this uh if the record's a hit i get to quit

uh if the record's a hit i get to quit

uh if the record's a hit i get to quit my day job

my day job

my day job and you know we get to

and you know we get to

and you know we get to stay together

stay together

stay together us this

us this

us this little family of ours

little family of ours

little family of ours i want that

you know we already raise a dog and

you know we already raise a dog and

you know we already raise a dog and share a netflix account come on our odds

share a netflix account come on our odds

share a netflix account come on our odds are better than most couples we're not a

are better than most couples we're not a

are better than most couples we're not a couple we're treated yes semantics are

couple we're treated yes semantics are

couple we're treated yes semantics are we gonna do this um

we gonna do this um

we gonna do this um you're crazy but i'm in

you're crazy but i'm in

you're crazy but i'm in allie

forgive me god

forgive me god

forgive me god i'm in

i'm in

i'm in so that was it the double wedding plan

so that was it the double wedding plan

so that was it the double wedding plan was in motion

was in motion

was in motion except we forgot about one new person in

except we forgot about one new person in

except we forgot about one new person in the mix

cassie

cassie

cassie hey

hey

hey well i guess i didn't scare you off no

well i guess i didn't scare you off no

well i guess i didn't scare you off no i've been trying to make it every day

i've been trying to make it every day

i've been trying to make it every day have you wait did you go to my eight

have you wait did you go to my eight

have you wait did you go to my eight o'clock

o'clock

o'clock i'm sorry i switched it to 10. oh yeah

i'm sorry i switched it to 10. oh yeah

i'm sorry i switched it to 10. oh yeah yeah you weren't there yeah

yeah you weren't there yeah

yeah you weren't there yeah oh

oh

oh sorry oh i got it

sorry oh i got it

sorry oh i got it okay you live on ocean i live on dune oh

okay you live on ocean i live on dune oh

okay you live on ocean i live on dune oh my oh hey neighbor

my oh hey neighbor

my oh hey neighbor we should hang out sometime sure yeah

we should hang out sometime sure yeah

we should hang out sometime sure yeah i'd like that um do you like biking i

i'd like that um do you like biking i

i'd like that um do you like biking i love hiking love love love it

well i meant biking but uh actually

well i meant biking but uh actually

well i meant biking but uh actually why don't you come over my place tonight

why don't you come over my place tonight

why don't you come over my place tonight for a barbecue yeah milo's having some

for a barbecue yeah milo's having some

for a barbecue yeah milo's having some people over

people over

people over oh milo yeah he's moving to costa rica

oh milo yeah he's moving to costa rica

oh milo yeah he's moving to costa rica for a year to teach so uh some friends

for a year to teach so uh some friends

for a year to teach so uh some friends are throwing him a little going away oh

are throwing him a little going away oh

are throwing him a little going away oh he's moving bummer

he's moving bummer

he's moving bummer uh yeah i'd love to come all right cool

uh yeah i'd love to come all right cool

uh yeah i'd love to come all right cool well i probably should mention um my

well i probably should mention um my

well i probably should mention um my friends are

friends are

friends are hardcore vegetarians

hardcore vegetarians

hardcore vegetarians love hardcore vegetarians yeah

love hardcore vegetarians yeah

love hardcore vegetarians yeah all right cool well

all right cool well

all right cool well i'll see you later then

i'll see you later then

i'll see you later then see you

mel was submitting

mel was submitting

mel was submitting mel dating your yogi oh shanti

mel dating your yogi oh shanti

mel dating your yogi oh shanti so listen mal

so listen mal

so listen mal try not to talk too much about work okay

try not to talk too much about work okay

try not to talk too much about work okay think two-way conversation all right

think two-way conversation all right

think two-way conversation all right just make her laugh that's what women

just make her laugh that's what women

just make her laugh that's what women want

want

want what seriously as if you know what women

what seriously as if you know what women

what seriously as if you know what women want no no women like to be listened to

want no no women like to be listened to

want no no women like to be listened to duh everybody likes to be listened to no

duh everybody likes to be listened to no

duh everybody likes to be listened to no show her you have some opinions what

show her you have some opinions what

show her you have some opinions what have you ever listened to a woman wha

have you ever listened to a woman wha

have you ever listened to a woman wha what what do you mean okay why don't you

what what do you mean okay why don't you

what what do you mean okay why don't you guys stop bringing your issues into my

guys stop bringing your issues into my

guys stop bringing your issues into my date okay i'm just going to a

date okay i'm just going to a

date okay i'm just going to a vegetarian possibly semi-lesbian

vegetarian possibly semi-lesbian

vegetarian possibly semi-lesbian barbecue okay no big deal

barbecue okay no big deal

barbecue okay no big deal he doesn't know the first thing about

he doesn't know the first thing about

he doesn't know the first thing about women

women

women no it's off with the scarf hmm the hair

no it's off with the scarf hmm the hair

no it's off with the scarf hmm the hair let's loosen this up

they're hot how the hell do you do that

they're hot how the hell do you do that

they're hot how the hell do you do that it's in the gene's sister we're not

it's in the gene's sister we're not

it's in the gene's sister we're not talking old navy

talking old navy

talking old navy everybody

everybody

everybody she's here

she's here

she's here [Music]

hi

hi

hi come on in

cassie this is ben and ally my roommates

cassie this is ben and ally my roommates

cassie this is ben and ally my roommates hi hello nice to meet you hi i'm ben oh

hi hello nice to meet you hi i'm ben oh

hi hello nice to meet you hi i'm ben oh hi great earrings hey where are you from

hi great earrings hey where are you from

hi great earrings hey where are you from mel says you teach yoga oh can i get you

mel says you teach yoga oh can i get you

mel says you teach yoga oh can i get you a beer how long have you lived in malibu

a beer how long have you lived in malibu

a beer how long have you lived in malibu are you wearing narciso rodriguez

are you wearing narciso rodriguez

are you wearing narciso rodriguez um

um

um i'm actually from san francisco a beer

i'm actually from san francisco a beer

i'm actually from san francisco a beer no thanks i teach ashtanga yoga and yes

no thanks i teach ashtanga yoga and yes

no thanks i teach ashtanga yoga and yes i am wearing narcisso

i am wearing narcisso

i am wearing narcisso okay

okay

okay ready bye yeah

ladies

ladies

ladies hi listen we're um we're having a little

hi listen we're um we're having a little

hi listen we're um we're having a little get-together tonight in our our place

get-together tonight in our our place

get-together tonight in our our place and we were hoping you and your friend

and we were hoping you and your friend

and we were hoping you and your friend would be friendly and and join us maybe

would be friendly and and join us maybe

would be friendly and and join us maybe some other time thank you though

some other time thank you though

some other time thank you though if you change your mind we're here as in

if you change your mind we're here as in

if you change your mind we're here as in um

um

um right here

right here

right here friendly neighbors

friendly neighbors

friendly neighbors yeah

yeah

yeah you have no idea

you have no idea

you have no idea such a cute couple

such a cute couple

such a cute couple maybe cassie can be our bridesmaid

so we've got drinks inside food's over

so we've got drinks inside food's over

so we've got drinks inside food's over there yes and um everything's totally

there yes and um everything's totally

there yes and um everything's totally vegan oh thank goodness

vegan oh thank goodness

vegan oh thank goodness [Music]

[Music]

[Music] good to see you how are you i'm good

good to see you how are you i'm good

good to see you how are you i'm good great actually you look good you look

great actually you look good you look

great actually you look good you look happy i am what can i get you i'm gonna

happy i am what can i get you i'm gonna

happy i am what can i get you i'm gonna do two white wines maybe come on it's a

do two white wines maybe come on it's a

do two white wines maybe come on it's a saturday

birthday

birthday

birthday yes kind of nervous

yes kind of nervous

yes kind of nervous you can say that

you can say that

you can say that listen i make a mean skinny margarita

listen i make a mean skinny margarita

listen i make a mean skinny margarita okay how about a tequila float i highly

okay how about a tequila float i highly

okay how about a tequila float i highly recommend all right i feel like i'm on

recommend all right i feel like i'm on

recommend all right i feel like i'm on vacation

vacation

vacation here's to a little first date good luck

here's to a little first date good luck

here's to a little first date good luck okay these are beautiful

okay these are beautiful

okay these are beautiful okay love i'll see you in a bit bye

while mel was busy falling in love she

while mel was busy falling in love she

while mel was busy falling in love she was forgetting we had two

was forgetting we had two

was forgetting we had two weddings to plan but who can blame her

weddings to plan but who can blame her

weddings to plan but who can blame her who wouldn't love cassie she was pretty

who wouldn't love cassie she was pretty

who wouldn't love cassie she was pretty damn hot i'm really glad we did this

damn hot i'm really glad we did this

damn hot i'm really glad we did this yeah me too

yeah me too

yeah me too i had a really good time

i had a really good time

i had a really good time um

um

um i'd love to

i'd love to

i'd love to do it again i mean hang out if

do it again i mean hang out if

do it again i mean hang out if you i would love that

you're coming home with me okay

you're coming home with me okay

you're coming home with me okay [Music]

i'm so glad you came with me today

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] i really really like you

[Music]

meanwhile ben and i were still in our

meanwhile ben and i were still in our

meanwhile ben and i were still in our post-college platonic romance

ellie listen this is new

ellie listen this is new

ellie listen this is new [Music]

touch

touch

touch open up

open up

open up and dead heart

and dead heart

and dead heart i always got you out of love

i always got you out of love

i always got you out of love so you glide

so you glide

so you glide and you hide

and you hide

and you hide and believe that's who you

and believe that's who you

and believe that's who you are

[Music]

that's nice

that's nice

that's nice i like that yeah

i like that yeah

i like that yeah nice 18-hour barbecue

yes we had a great time

yes we had a great time

yes we had a great time and no you may not ask any questions hey

and no you may not ask any questions hey

and no you may not ask any questions hey you see the deal

you see the deal

you see the deal that is so not any of your business yeah

that is so not any of your business yeah

that is so not any of your business yeah we totally hooked up

we totally hooked up

we totally hooked up so you did

so you did

so you did yeah and it was amazing clearly you

yeah and it was amazing clearly you

yeah and it was amazing clearly you followed my advice your advice

followed my advice your advice

followed my advice your advice you know what i'll tell you something

you know what i'll tell you something

you know what i'll tell you something you are so full of [ __ ] you know nothing

you are so full of [ __ ] you know nothing

you are so full of [ __ ] you know nothing about this hannah i'm full of it yes

about this hannah i'm full of it yes

about this hannah i'm full of it yes really

really

really of course

of course

of course [Music]

[Music]

[Music] now it was time to make our bond legit

now it was time to make our bond legit

now it was time to make our bond legit off to find our wedding rings

let's find one we all like

let's find one we all like

let's find one we all like done come here you're in on this too

done come here you're in on this too

done come here you're in on this too sure

sure

sure oh that's nice allie look oh my god

oh that's nice allie look oh my god

oh that's nice allie look oh my god that's gorgeous

that's gorgeous

that's gorgeous how about we just get something fake

how about we just get something fake

how about we just get something fake who's gonna know the difference my

who's gonna know the difference my

who's gonna know the difference my family's already upset about the rushed

family's already upset about the rushed

family's already upset about the rushed wedding you know least we can do is get

wedding you know least we can do is get

wedding you know least we can do is get a decent rink guys give me some slack

a decent rink guys give me some slack

a decent rink guys give me some slack that's tough being the only groom you

that's tough being the only groom you

that's tough being the only groom you cannot have a romantic bone in your body

cannot have a romantic bone in your body

cannot have a romantic bone in your body is that any way to talk to your fiance

is that any way to talk to your fiance

is that any way to talk to your fiance excuse me um can we see uh these two

excuse me um can we see uh these two

excuse me um can we see uh these two absolutely lovely choices

so what is your return policy on wedding

so what is your return policy on wedding

so what is your return policy on wedding rings well we sincerely hope all of our

rings well we sincerely hope all of our

rings well we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in heaven

matches are made in heaven

matches are made in heaven but you have six weeks for a change of

but you have six weeks for a change of

but you have six weeks for a change of heart full refund sweetie oh my god now

heart full refund sweetie oh my god now

heart full refund sweetie oh my god now that fits try it on

that fits try it on

that fits try it on well you two make a beautiful couple but

well you two make a beautiful couple but

well you two make a beautiful couple but no no no we're uh we're just roommates

no no no we're uh we're just roommates

no no no we're uh we're just roommates oh you don't have to hide your love here

oh you don't have to hide your love here

oh you don't have to hide your love here sweetie no diamonds are forever we

sweetie no diamonds are forever we

sweetie no diamonds are forever we believe in tying the knot

believe in tying the knot

believe in tying the knot making a commitment is a wonderful thing

making a commitment is a wonderful thing

making a commitment is a wonderful thing as long as you do it with diamonds

as long as you do it with diamonds

as long as you do it with diamonds matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper

this is so expensive no

wow that that is nice

wow that that is nice

wow that that is nice okay how about we split this on three

okay how about we split this on three

okay how about we split this on three credit cards you guys okay with that

credit cards you guys okay with that

credit cards you guys okay with that yeah sure all right well i'll just go

yeah sure all right well i'll just go

yeah sure all right well i'll just go wrap these up for the three of you

wrap these up for the three of you

wrap these up for the three of you i'll be right back

i'll be right back

i'll be right back we have the seating charts the caterer

we have the seating charts the caterer

we have the seating charts the caterer music flowers bartender

music flowers bartender

music flowers bartender uh menus oh thank god we're skipping a

uh menus oh thank god we're skipping a

uh menus oh thank god we're skipping a bachelorette

bachelorette

bachelorette sweetie if you want a bachelorette we

sweetie if you want a bachelorette we

sweetie if you want a bachelorette we can throw you a bachelorette no

can throw you a bachelorette no

can throw you a bachelorette no here you go sure okay

here you go sure okay

here you go sure okay may i just say again you're a beautiful

may i just say again you're a beautiful

may i just say again you're a beautiful couple

couple

couple and if that's your sperm donor

and if that's your sperm donor

and if that's your sperm donor handsome devil

handsome devil

handsome devil [Music]

great news about the demo man you're an

great news about the demo man you're an

great news about the demo man you're an artiste it's a gift from josh it's gonna

artiste it's a gift from josh it's gonna

artiste it's a gift from josh it's gonna be great to get back in the studio now

be great to get back in the studio now

be great to get back in the studio now that you and uh ally are getting married

that you and uh ally are getting married

that you and uh ally are getting married sally giving it to you bro we're like

sally giving it to you bro we're like

sally giving it to you bro we're like brother and sister seriously really

brother and sister seriously really

brother and sister seriously really nothing's going on you're [ __ ]

nothing's going on you're [ __ ]

nothing's going on you're [ __ ] haven't you ever had a platonic

haven't you ever had a platonic

haven't you ever had a platonic relationship with a woman with a woman

relationship with a woman with a woman

relationship with a woman with a woman yeah with a baby like ally dude no way

yeah with a baby like ally dude no way

yeah with a baby like ally dude no way just couldn't work it'd be a waste

just couldn't work it'd be a waste

just couldn't work it'd be a waste she's definitely a cool girl i mean

she's definitely a cool girl i mean

she's definitely a cool girl i mean she's beautiful she's smart

she's beautiful she's smart

she's beautiful she's smart and that body is just sick

and that body is just sick

and that body is just sick i've even created my own mantra for her

i've even created my own mantra for her

i've even created my own mantra for her dude ali ali ali om

dude ali ali ali om

dude ali ali ali om tr

tr

tr you wouldn't care if i asked her out

you wouldn't care if i asked her out

you wouldn't care if i asked her out right

right

right wait

wait

wait you want to ask ally out

you want to ask ally out

you want to ask ally out yeah maybe like on a date like food

yeah maybe like on a date like food

yeah maybe like on a date like food beverage music maybe even some wheat

beverage music maybe even some wheat

beverage music maybe even some wheat like a nice date what's the problem

like a nice date what's the problem

like a nice date what's the problem what's the problem what are you thinking

what's the problem what are you thinking

what's the problem what are you thinking i'm thinking she's hot and i'm not

i'm thinking she's hot and i'm not

i'm thinking she's hot and i'm not interested in being her platonic buddy

interested in being her platonic buddy

interested in being her platonic buddy that's your job dude look forget it okay

that's your job dude look forget it okay

that's your job dude look forget it okay you guys

you guys

you guys never work

never work

never work uh aly's a lesbian by the way yeah she

uh aly's a lesbian by the way yeah she

uh aly's a lesbian by the way yeah she just told me freaking kidding me yeah

just told me freaking kidding me yeah

just told me freaking kidding me yeah tragic but it's her choice

tragic but it's her choice

tragic but it's her choice we gotta respect that

oh so the next morning i got a package

oh so the next morning i got a package

oh so the next morning i got a package my mother's wedding dress she sent it

my mother's wedding dress she sent it

my mother's wedding dress she sent it it was all getting very real

it was all getting very real

it was all getting very real dress rehearsal time mel and ben were

dress rehearsal time mel and ben were

dress rehearsal time mel and ben were waiting to see me in it

waiting to see me in it

waiting to see me in it [Music]

[Music]

[Music] marrying ben my ex-boyfriend who cheated

marrying ben my ex-boyfriend who cheated

marrying ben my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me

on me

on me i was nervous as hell

i was nervous as hell

i was nervous as hell who wouldn't be

who wouldn't be

who wouldn't be anyway we had to go through with the

anyway we had to go through with the

anyway we had to go through with the plan

so

so

so do i look like a real bride

do i look like a real bride

do i look like a real bride you look incredibly beautiful

you look incredibly beautiful

you look incredibly beautiful wow

wow

wow yeah you do

what

what

what hey mel

hey mel

hey mel look

look

look oh my god julie did this

what are you guys looking at

what are you guys looking at

what are you guys looking at uh cassie you're

uh cassie you're

uh cassie you're super early wait what did that banner

super early wait what did that banner

super early wait what did that banner say

say

say uh my cousin

uh my cousin

uh my cousin she has a like weird sense of humor i'll

she has a like weird sense of humor i'll

she has a like weird sense of humor i'll be right there

be right there

be right there okay

nice dress

nice dress

nice dress uh

uh

uh yeah thanks it's for uh

yeah thanks it's for uh

yeah thanks it's for uh musical theater

musical theater

musical theater wedding thing

wedding thing

wedding thing [Music]

mel should tell cassie

mel should tell cassie

mel should tell cassie what

what

what just casually mentioned to the person

just casually mentioned to the person

just casually mentioned to the person that you're newly dating that you're

that you're newly dating that you're

that you're newly dating that you're actually getting married this weekend to

actually getting married this weekend to

actually getting married this weekend to your roommate no sounds like an awesome

your roommate no sounds like an awesome

your roommate no sounds like an awesome date

date

date hey dance with me

hey dance with me

hey dance with me what i need to practice come on

what i need to practice come on

what i need to practice come on [Music]

so

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] so

[Music]

melanie

melanie

melanie hey what's up

hey what's up

hey what's up chad i i was uh we're still on for

chad i i was uh we're still on for

chad i i was uh we're still on for thursday right

thursday right

thursday right yep cool later

friend

friend

friend yeah he's a

yeah he's a

yeah he's a just a bass player we work together he's

just a bass player we work together he's

just a bass player we work together he's kind of a dork actually

what a dog

what a dog

what a dog i know right total dog

i know right total dog

i know right total dog i meant ben

i meant ben

i meant ben oh god i'm so sorry you know sometimes i

oh god i'm so sorry you know sometimes i

oh god i'm so sorry you know sometimes i just want to strangle him you know

gorgeous long time hey

gorgeous long time hey

gorgeous long time hey philippa you smell good

philippa you smell good

philippa you smell good you're coming to my show right

you're coming to my show right

you're coming to my show right no excuses it's my birthday i'm spinning

no excuses it's my birthday i'm spinning

no excuses it's my birthday i'm spinning yeah true

yeah true

yeah true fantastic

fantastic

fantastic maybe we'll do a spa day first

maybe we'll do a spa day first

maybe we'll do a spa day first i'll call you tomorrow

let me guess

let me guess

let me guess another dorky music friend

another dorky music friend

another dorky music friend yeah she we just

yeah she we just

yeah she we just anybody want a beer

anybody want a beer

anybody want a beer shots of tequila several shots maybe

shots of tequila several shots maybe

shots of tequila several shots maybe actually i'm gonna go home

actually i'm gonna go home

actually i'm gonna go home it's been a long night

that was a nightmare

that was a nightmare

that was a nightmare girl that ship is gonna sail go talk to

girl that ship is gonna sail go talk to

girl that ship is gonna sail go talk to her

oh look at that and else we talked to

you know cassie's just the kind of girl

you know cassie's just the kind of girl

you know cassie's just the kind of girl i'd bring home to mom

i'd bring home to mom

i'd bring home to mom and you of course you then cassie

and you of course you then cassie

and you of course you then cassie yeah that's if you were taking

yeah that's if you were taking

yeah that's if you were taking girlfriends

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] apart from some side drama at the club

apart from some side drama at the club

apart from some side drama at the club our two weddings were moving along

our two weddings were moving along

our two weddings were moving along right on schedule yesterday was amazing

right on schedule yesterday was amazing

right on schedule yesterday was amazing way way better than most stag parties

way way better than most stag parties

way way better than most stag parties wedding rock

wedding rock

wedding rock so honeymoon south beach yeah

so honeymoon south beach yeah

so honeymoon south beach yeah oh yeah guys we're not having a

oh yeah guys we're not having a

oh yeah guys we're not having a honeymoon

honeymoon

honeymoon but

but

but now darling

now darling

now darling it's time

it's time

it's time what now

what now

what now she's right just do it

she's right just do it

she's right just do it just call mommy dearest tell her you got

just call mommy dearest tell her you got

just call mommy dearest tell her you got married and uh just hit the highlights

married and uh just hit the highlights

married and uh just hit the highlights you're gonna do fine

hello mommy hi it's melanie sweetheart

hello mommy hi it's melanie sweetheart

hello mommy hi it's melanie sweetheart how are you i was just gonna call you i

how are you i was just gonna call you i

how are you i was just gonna call you i have some news honey is it your

have some news honey is it your

have some news honey is it your sphincter again no mom i am i got

sphincter again no mom i am i got

sphincter again no mom i am i got married

married

married and i'm hillary clinton

and i'm hillary clinton

and i'm hillary clinton no it's true we had a simple ceremony

no it's true we had a simple ceremony

no it's true we had a simple ceremony last night

last night

last night yeah mom i'm

yeah mom i'm

yeah mom i'm married dan

married dan

married dan pick up the phone right now

yes ben and i were so in love we

yes ben and i were so in love we

yes ben and i were so in love we couldn't wait so our our friend stephen

couldn't wait so our our friend stephen

couldn't wait so our our friend stephen he's a minister we're here today

he's a minister we're here today

he's a minister we're here today to bring together mel

to bring together mel

to bring together mel ben

ben

ben and holy matrimony

and holy matrimony

and holy matrimony mel

mel

mel do you take this fantastically dressed

do you take this fantastically dressed

do you take this fantastically dressed sex pot of a man

sex pot of a man

sex pot of a man oh i do

oh i do

oh i do you may kiss the

you may kiss the

you may kiss the [Music]

[Music]

[Music] bride allie was my maid of honor and she

bride allie was my maid of honor and she

bride allie was my maid of honor and she also played the bongos which was really

also played the bongos which was really

also played the bongos which was really weird because nobody knew that she could

weird because nobody knew that she could

weird because nobody knew that she could play the blonde clothes

play the blonde clothes

play the blonde clothes oh yeah it was so spiritual magical

oh yeah it was so spiritual magical

oh yeah it was so spiritual magical almost i mean i feel so blessed to have

almost i mean i feel so blessed to have

almost i mean i feel so blessed to have you know friends like these ben feels

you know friends like these ben feels

you know friends like these ben feels the same way my husband not yet thank

the same way my husband not yet thank

the same way my husband not yet thank you

you

you not yet

not yet

not yet uh smell seriously

uh smell seriously

uh smell seriously cut the crap

cut the crap

cut the crap all right you got married yes daddy

all right you got married yes daddy

all right you got married yes daddy mazzle tough i mean to who nick

mazzle tough i mean to who nick

mazzle tough i mean to who nick no that drama vince no no not vanessa i

no that drama vince no no not vanessa i

no that drama vince no no not vanessa i mean vince

mean vince

mean vince daddy i married ben my roommate we're in

daddy i married ben my roommate we're in

daddy i married ben my roommate we're in love

love

love so i said um

so i said um

so i said um doc

doc

doc what the heck

what the heck

what the heck that's something that you say when you

that's something that you say when you

that's something that you say when you buy a sandwich not get married

buy a sandwich not get married

buy a sandwich not get married i i mean besides uh isn't he a gay

i i mean besides uh isn't he a gay

i i mean besides uh isn't he a gay no daddy he's not a gay okay stop it i

no daddy he's not a gay okay stop it i

no daddy he's not a gay okay stop it i always knew there was something going on

always knew there was something going on

always knew there was something going on between the two of you benjamin i

between the two of you benjamin i

between the two of you benjamin i remember him yeah yeah

remember him yeah yeah

remember him yeah yeah sorta uh

sorta uh

sorta uh anyway he's got a really good jewish

anyway he's got a really good jewish

anyway he's got a really good jewish name actually he's irish catholic

name actually he's irish catholic

name actually he's irish catholic irish catholic

irish catholic

irish catholic good in him

good in him

good in him what's he do

what's he do

what's he do sound designer computer stuff wonderful

sound designer computer stuff wonderful

sound designer computer stuff wonderful he's employed thank god he's not a

he's employed thank god he's not a

he's employed thank god he's not a musician

musician

musician um

um

um he's a great guy handsome smart when are

he's a great guy handsome smart when are

he's a great guy handsome smart when are you bringing him home sweetheart never

you bringing him home sweetheart never

you bringing him home sweetheart never er i mean next year maybe give just give

er i mean next year maybe give just give

er i mean next year maybe give just give everyone my love okay bye mom love you

everyone my love okay bye mom love you

everyone my love okay bye mom love you love you love you bye

they sounded so

they sounded so

they sounded so happy

happy

happy all because of a wedding wow

all because of a wedding wow

all because of a wedding wow how many friends share a ring

how many friends share a ring

how many friends share a ring anna grill groom

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[Music]

[Music] [ __ ]

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[ __ ] here i'll sing the low part

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you like it

you like it

you like it yeah

yeah

yeah i wrote it for you

i wrote it for you

i wrote it for you yeah i thought i thought it'd be great

yeah i thought i thought it'd be great

yeah i thought i thought it'd be great for your voice

my mom always said i was an idiot you

my mom always said i was an idiot you

my mom always said i was an idiot you know for uh

know for uh

know for uh for hurting you

mom there's a wonderful person

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and so was your dad

i can't imagine what it was like to lose

i can't imagine what it was like to lose

i can't imagine what it was like to lose them both

you guys

you guys

you guys i need your help

i need your help

i need your help we have thank yous to write

we have thank yous to write

we have thank yous to write on it

you two playing together reminds me of

you two playing together reminds me of

you two playing together reminds me of our first gig freshman year

our first gig freshman year

our first gig freshman year you're terrible

you're terrible

you're terrible he's not a bad person you know

he's not a bad person you know

he's not a bad person you know he was just kind of

he was just kind of

he was just kind of young

on

[Music]

please you said you wouldn't get

please you said you wouldn't get

please you said you wouldn't get emotional it's just that i am so happy

emotional it's just that i am so happy

emotional it's just that i am so happy my youngest is getting married

my youngest is getting married

my youngest is getting married come on please please

come on please please

come on please please oh i'm gonna miss you you know

oh i'm gonna miss you you know

oh i'm gonna miss you you know [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

friend of the bride

friend of the bride

friend of the bride ever since fourth grade

ever since fourth grade

ever since fourth grade for me it was love at first sight

for me it was love at first sight

for me it was love at first sight i know what you mean

i know what you mean

i know what you mean first of all do you alexander martin

first of all do you alexander martin

first of all do you alexander martin take this man benjamin o'shea

take this man benjamin o'shea

take this man benjamin o'shea be your lovely wife

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] do you feel

do you feel

do you feel different

i i don't know

i i don't know

i i don't know how do you feel me

how do you feel me

how do you feel me uh starving

uh starving

uh starving yeah let's hit the after party

yeah let's hit the after party

yeah let's hit the after party it's our wedding reception not an after

it's our wedding reception not an after

it's our wedding reception not an after party

party

party right sorry

really

really

really [Music]

[Music]

so many letters in

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[Music]

[Music]

[Music] excuse me gather around please

excuse me gather around please

excuse me gather around please ben

ben

ben and ali

and ali

and ali we would like to give you our blessings

we would like to give you our blessings

we would like to give you our blessings and celebrate this day

and celebrate this day

and celebrate this day with family

with family

with family and friends

and friends

and friends we are so happy for both of you

we are so happy for both of you

we are so happy for both of you and

and

and we welcome you ben

we welcome you ben

we welcome you ben to our family

to our family

to our family even if yours isn't here anymore

even if yours isn't here anymore

even if yours isn't here anymore don't you worry son

we're your family now

we're your family now

we're your family now [Applause]

see what made my mom and dad really

see what made my mom and dad really

see what made my mom and dad really happy

happy

happy wow my guy really has a way with women

wow my guy really has a way with women

wow my guy really has a way with women oh if you only knew

oh if you only knew

oh if you only knew [Music]

what is all this

what is all this

what is all this it's just some stuff that we ordered for

it's just some stuff that we ordered for

it's just some stuff that we ordered for the house

the house

the house three blenders

three blenders

three blenders yeah

yeah

yeah we couldn't decide if we wanted uh

we couldn't decide if we wanted uh

we couldn't decide if we wanted uh titanium heads or uh 10 speed that's the

titanium heads or uh 10 speed that's the

titanium heads or uh 10 speed that's the golf clubs else weed whacker wait do you

golf clubs else weed whacker wait do you

golf clubs else weed whacker wait do you guys even garden

guys even garden

guys even garden cassie we need to talk

cassie we need to talk

cassie we need to talk we'll uh give you some space

i don't quite know how to say this but

i don't quite know how to say this but

i don't quite know how to say this but a couple of days ago i got married to

a couple of days ago i got married to

a couple of days ago i got married to ben just as friends totally as friends

ben just as friends totally as friends

ben just as friends totally as friends what wait what are you talking about and

what wait what are you talking about and

what wait what are you talking about and ally

ally

ally also who got married coincidentally to

also who got married coincidentally to

also who got married coincidentally to ben

ben

ben just

just

just last saturday in san diego i was her

last saturday in san diego i was her

last saturday in san diego i was her maid of honor but ben and i just had

maid of honor but ben and i just had

maid of honor but ben and i just had this small intimate commitment ceremony

this small intimate commitment ceremony

this small intimate commitment ceremony it wasn't a big deal what do you mean no

it wasn't a big deal what do you mean no

it wasn't a big deal what do you mean no big deal well i mean i can explain

big deal well i mean i can explain

big deal well i mean i can explain because it's about this trust fund it's

because it's about this trust fund it's

because it's about this trust fund it's not real it's just for the demo

not real it's just for the demo

not real it's just for the demo wait what what's going on here i thought

wait what what's going on here i thought

wait what what's going on here i thought we were on the same page i am we are on

we were on the same page i am we are on

we were on the same page i am we are on the same page i just had to keep this

the same page i just had to keep this

the same page i just had to keep this wedding thing going for a little while

wedding thing going for a little while

wedding thing going for a little while longer for my family okay this is insane

longer for my family okay this is insane

longer for my family okay this is insane you know how i feel and you went and

you know how i feel and you went and

you know how i feel and you went and staged a fake marriage for money and i'm

staged a fake marriage for money and i'm

staged a fake marriage for money and i'm supposed to be okay with that

supposed to be okay with that

supposed to be okay with that listen no you listen

listen no you listen

listen no you listen i've had to put up with your multiple

i've had to put up with your multiple

i've had to put up with your multiple dating your bisexuality and your high

dating your bisexuality and your high

dating your bisexuality and your high sugar diet which makes you frankly damn

sugar diet which makes you frankly damn

sugar diet which makes you frankly damn moody but i'm not gonna put up with a

moody but i'm not gonna put up with a

moody but i'm not gonna put up with a husband or a wife for that matter or

husband or a wife for that matter or

husband or a wife for that matter or whatever it is you guys are doing

whatever it is you guys are doing

whatever it is you guys are doing are you polygamists is that what you are

are you polygamists is that what you are

are you polygamists is that what you are why don't you just tell me you were

why don't you just tell me you were

why don't you just tell me you were polygamists i mean you can do whatever

polygamists i mean you can do whatever

polygamists i mean you can do whatever you want in utah but why didn't you just

you want in utah but why didn't you just

you want in utah but why didn't you just tell me no we are not polygamous why

tell me no we are not polygamous why

tell me no we are not polygamous why does everybody think that well maybe

does everybody think that well maybe

does everybody think that well maybe because there's three of you and you're

because there's three of you and you're

because there's three of you and you're all married

all married

all married i don't know i call that crowded

i don't know i call that crowded

i don't know i call that crowded i don't know where i fit into all this

i don't know where i fit into all this

i don't know where i fit into all this so i'm leaving enjoy your multiple

so i'm leaving enjoy your multiple

so i'm leaving enjoy your multiple blenders and your weed whackers and

blenders and your weed whackers and

blenders and your weed whackers and whatever else you polygamous do wait

whatever else you polygamous do wait

whatever else you polygamous do wait wait wait cassie wait up

wait wait cassie wait up

wait wait cassie wait up oh yeah

oh

oh

oh you're not my daughter

you're not my daughter

you're not my daughter and who might you be i'm uh my those

and who might you be i'm uh my those

and who might you be i'm uh my those shorts are very short

sweetheart

sweetheart

sweetheart sweetheart

sweetheart

sweetheart mom

mom

mom ugh

wouldn't let me bring it on the planet

[Music]

stuck go get some starting pictures

so how do you know my daughter oh she's

so how do you know my daughter oh she's

so how do you know my daughter oh she's my um uh personal trainer i'm doing a

my um uh personal trainer i'm doing a

my um uh personal trainer i'm doing a triathlon wait it doesn't fit me it's

triathlon wait it doesn't fit me it's

triathlon wait it doesn't fit me it's fit size for you i'm sorry oh hey

fit size for you i'm sorry oh hey

fit size for you i'm sorry oh hey could you go hide the present what was

could you go hide the present what was

could you go hide the present what was that deal oh what a day for uh mel and

that deal oh what a day for uh mel and

that deal oh what a day for uh mel and ben

ben

ben oh

bring it in buddy we got some drinking

bring it in buddy we got some drinking

bring it in buddy we got some drinking to do

to do

to do hey male mel

hey male mel

hey male mel [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey mel congrats julie the baby's

hey mel congrats julie the baby's

hey mel congrats julie the baby's leaking honey

leaking honey

leaking honey oh

oh

oh okay

so you lovebirds decided to alopop yeah

so you lovebirds decided to alopop yeah

so you lovebirds decided to alopop yeah have him kind of fast yeah and then

have him kind of fast yeah and then

have him kind of fast yeah and then where is your family there they passed

where is your family there they passed

where is your family there they passed away

away

away oh i am so sorry but

oh i am so sorry but

oh i am so sorry but well we are your family now sweetheart

well we are your family now sweetheart

well we are your family now sweetheart thanks that feels good

thanks that feels good

thanks that feels good oh so where are those wedding videos uh

oh so where are those wedding videos uh

oh so where are those wedding videos uh they're in my

they're in my

they're in my our uh our bedroom all right now i'm

our uh our bedroom all right now i'm

our uh our bedroom all right now i'm confused

confused

confused which room is ben and melon

which room is ben and melon

which room is ben and melon uh it's uh that one oh sweetheart i'll

uh it's uh that one oh sweetheart i'll

uh it's uh that one oh sweetheart i'll put the presents in there wait wait a

put the presents in there wait wait a

put the presents in there wait wait a second can you go to my room and put uh

second can you go to my room and put uh

second can you go to my room and put uh some event stuff in there and hide all

some event stuff in there and hide all

some event stuff in there and hide all the pictures of me and cass got it

the pictures of me and cass got it

the pictures of me and cass got it you want to help

you want to help

you want to help okay just take it like that

[Music]

out of nowhere and suddenly rothman's in

out of nowhere and suddenly rothman's in

out of nowhere and suddenly rothman's in every nook and cranny i swear i think

every nook and cranny i swear i think

every nook and cranny i swear i think they're multiplying

they're multiplying

they're multiplying well

well

well they were dipped out of a wedding you

they were dipped out of a wedding you

they were dipped out of a wedding you think they'll stay all night

think they'll stay all night

think they'll stay all night try all weekend

try all weekend

try all weekend this was not in my prenup

this was not in my prenup

this was not in my prenup welcome to my crazy family

welcome to my crazy family

welcome to my crazy family [Music]

preston get in here before i bite you

preston get in here before i bite you

preston get in here before i bite you okay buddy come on

so

so

so tell me what's all this business about

tell me what's all this business about

tell me what's all this business about eloping

eloping

eloping nothing urgent was there

nothing urgent was there

nothing urgent was there no sir no we were just ready to tie the

no sir no we were just ready to tie the

no sir no we were just ready to tie the trust

trust

trust i mean uh not

i mean uh not

i mean uh not so pretty

so pretty

so pretty tiny ben seems to be getting along with

tiny ben seems to be getting along with

tiny ben seems to be getting along with daddy

daddy

daddy and he would like it was like kind of

and he would like it was like kind of

and he would like it was like kind of like a bottle and he would like put the

like a bottle and he would like put the

like a bottle and he would like put the condom over the

condom over the

condom over the coffee anyone oh

coffee anyone oh

coffee anyone oh i'll take a sancha

i'll take a sancha

i'll take a sancha so sweetie were you surprised or were

so sweetie were you surprised or were

so sweetie were you surprised or were you in on their little secret

you in on their little secret

you in on their little secret mel didn't free the word oh

mel didn't free the word oh

mel didn't free the word oh that's what you need is a safe condom

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] i did not think that they would show up

i did not think that they would show up

i did not think that they would show up i'm so sorry i should have told you

i'm so sorry i should have told you

i'm so sorry i should have told you before

before

before you're in pretty deep

sandy brothman mother of the bride

sandy brothman mother of the bride

sandy brothman mother of the bride and uh you are

and uh you are

and uh you are ali's boyfriend

uh hi oscar

uh hi oscar

uh hi oscar oh my gosh hi okay what are you doing

oh my gosh hi okay what are you doing

oh my gosh hi okay what are you doing here i was in the city on business and

here i was in the city on business and

here i was in the city on business and thought i'd drop in

thought i'd drop in

thought i'd drop in ah there come and meet my beautiful

ah there come and meet my beautiful

ah there come and meet my beautiful daughter melanie and her husband it's

daughter melanie and her husband it's

daughter melanie and her husband it's been a long time since i've seen you

been a long time since i've seen you

been a long time since i've seen you oscar like how long like forever right

oscar like how long like forever right

oscar like how long like forever right just a couple days um you know right now

just a couple days um you know right now

just a couple days um you know right now is really not a good time so you should

is really not a good time so you should

is really not a good time so you should just

just

just looks like a party to me hey hey oscar

looks like a party to me hey hey oscar

looks like a party to me hey hey oscar buddy uh it's great to see you uh hey i

buddy uh it's great to see you uh hey i

buddy uh it's great to see you uh hey i feel my family just just dropped by

feel my family just just dropped by

feel my family just just dropped by unexpectedly uh hey mom the uh the

unexpectedly uh hey mom the uh the

unexpectedly uh hey mom the uh the dessert forks are in that top drawer oh

dessert forks are in that top drawer oh

dessert forks are in that top drawer oh how sweet already calling you mom i

how sweet already calling you mom i

how sweet already calling you mom i thought you didn't have any family oh hi

thought you didn't have any family oh hi

thought you didn't have any family oh hi kayla rothman oh hi uh alejandra must

kayla rothman oh hi uh alejandra must

kayla rothman oh hi uh alejandra must have a bigger family than i thought are

have a bigger family than i thought are

have a bigger family than i thought are you mexican too oh of course not

you mexican too oh of course not

you mexican too oh of course not sweetheart i'm jewish

sweetheart i'm jewish

sweetheart i'm jewish oh he's so cute oh yeah you know we

oh he's so cute oh yeah you know we

oh he's so cute oh yeah you know we should really go hang out by the pool

should really go hang out by the pool

should really go hang out by the pool you like to salsa i took ballroom

you like to salsa i took ballroom

you like to salsa i took ballroom dancing last year come on let's show him

dancing last year come on let's show him

dancing last year come on let's show him how it's done

how it's done

how it's done [Music]

and of course the mortons came over

and of course the mortons came over

and of course the mortons came over uninvited as usual carrying our mail dan

uninvited as usual carrying our mail dan

uninvited as usual carrying our mail dan rockman father of the bride right in

rockman father of the bride right in

rockman father of the bride right in this place you gotta be kidding me

this place you gotta be kidding me

this place you gotta be kidding me oh i put eight ounces of viagra in the

oh i put eight ounces of viagra in the

oh i put eight ounces of viagra in the guacamole

guacamole

guacamole always gets a party going

max no no stop

don't let the mortons anywhere near my

don't let the mortons anywhere near my

don't let the mortons anywhere near my family and keep everybody away from this

family and keep everybody away from this

family and keep everybody away from this guacamole there's enough viagra in here

guacamole there's enough viagra in here

guacamole there's enough viagra in here to kill my grandpa

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] ben wait

ben wait

ben wait hmm

hmm

hmm trek's right here

trek's right here

trek's right here morton's had it just stop eating that

morton's had it just stop eating that

morton's had it just stop eating that just stop okay should we open it no no

just stop okay should we open it no no

just stop okay should we open it no no no let's wait for ally

no let's wait for ally

no let's wait for ally [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i love that cassie

i love that cassie

i love that cassie you think maybe she's thinking about

you think maybe she's thinking about

you think maybe she's thinking about moving in

moving in

moving in not that i know of

not that i know of

not that i know of so i'm a little confused who'd you say

so i'm a little confused who'd you say

so i'm a little confused who'd you say got married

got married

got married julie and her husband uh pablo uh the

julie and her husband uh pablo uh the

julie and her husband uh pablo uh the whole family came in for a little uh

whole family came in for a little uh

whole family came in for a little uh reunion celebration baby shower

reunion celebration baby shower

reunion celebration baby shower how nice oh my god oh my goodness get up

how nice oh my god oh my goodness get up

how nice oh my god oh my goodness get up there no no no no no sweet

there no no no no no sweet

there no no no no no sweet max stop

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] no no no oh

no no no oh

no no no oh oh dear

oh dear

oh dear oh

oh

oh i'm so sorry let me help you oh that's

i'm so sorry let me help you oh that's

i'm so sorry let me help you oh that's okay dear you mad

okay dear you mad

okay dear you mad i don't like lying

i don't like lying

i don't like lying i just want to make it right with you

okay

okay

okay i gotta go

i gotta go

i gotta go okay

you know i am having a pretty good time

you know i am having a pretty good time

you know i am having a pretty good time and much more relaxed than my first

and much more relaxed than my first

and much more relaxed than my first wedding

wedding

wedding sandy where do i put the suitcases how

sandy where do i put the suitcases how

sandy where do i put the suitcases how you holding up

you holding up

you holding up um i'd rate this is probably the worst

um i'd rate this is probably the worst

um i'd rate this is probably the worst day of my life sweetheart i forgot to

day of my life sweetheart i forgot to

day of my life sweetheart i forgot to tell you

tell you

tell you we couldn't get a reservation until

we couldn't get a reservation until

we couldn't get a reservation until tomorrow

tomorrow

tomorrow so we're all staying here tonight and it

so we're all staying here tonight and it

so we're all staying here tonight and it just got worse

just got worse

just got worse you don't mind do you deal

you don't mind do you deal

you don't mind do you deal no no of course not the more family the

no no of course not the more family the

no no of course not the more family the better

better

better we won't be any bother

and where do you live now sweetheart

and where do you live now sweetheart

and where do you live now sweetheart uh

uh

uh i uh i actually just uh moved out

i uh i actually just uh moved out

i uh i actually just uh moved out very recently

very recently

very recently in fact uh will you excuse me for a

in fact uh will you excuse me for a

in fact uh will you excuse me for a second

second

second i had to move out to cover from our

i had to move out to cover from our

i had to move out to cover from our storyline so uh so my room is now the

storyline so uh so my room is now the

storyline so uh so my room is now the guest room i'm sorry they never stayed

guest room i'm sorry they never stayed

guest room i'm sorry they never stayed could you just please stay at cassie's

could you just please stay at cassie's

could you just please stay at cassie's one night please

one night please

one night please i'll try to catch her

i'll try to catch her

i'll try to catch her cassie

cassie

cassie night bender

i'm not used to seeing you like this

i'm not used to seeing you like this

i'm not used to seeing you like this jesus i'm so awake

maybe we should wait till ali gets here

maybe we should wait till ali gets here

maybe we should wait till ali gets here you know i i i don't think i can sleep

you know i i i don't think i can sleep

you know i i i don't think i can sleep i'm so jumpy open it open alley that'll

i'm so jumpy open it open alley that'll

i'm so jumpy open it open alley that'll be fine

damn i left my audition pages in mel's

damn i left my audition pages in mel's

damn i left my audition pages in mel's room you mean mel's in ben's room

room you mean mel's in ben's room

room you mean mel's in ben's room right mind giving me a minute

yeah

yeah

yeah oh yeah baby

yes

oh this money is going to change our

oh this money is going to change our

oh this money is going to change our lives

lives

lives no

no

no i would marry you again

i would marry you again

i would marry you again any day

[Music]

how much guacamole did you have what

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[Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh

oh

oh what was that

what was that

what was that you pissed as i walked into the room i

you pissed as i walked into the room i

you pissed as i walked into the room i couldn't believe what i saw

couldn't believe what i saw

couldn't believe what i saw my mexican heritage let them have it if

my mexican heritage let them have it if

my mexican heritage let them have it if i had guacamole or not they were both

i had guacamole or not they were both

i had guacamole or not they were both just jerks 10 years of friendship

just jerks 10 years of friendship

just jerks 10 years of friendship i wanted annulment

is everything okay

when i left that night our bond was

when i left that night our bond was

when i left that night our bond was broken i felt the worst i'd ever felt in

broken i felt the worst i'd ever felt in

broken i felt the worst i'd ever felt in my entire life

my entire life

my entire life plus it was the second time ben had done

plus it was the second time ben had done

plus it was the second time ben had done this to me

this to me

this to me she never wants to see me again i've

she never wants to see me again i've

she never wants to see me again i've never had anybody say that to me before

never had anybody say that to me before

never had anybody say that to me before i have much worse in fact

i have much worse in fact

i have much worse in fact damn viagra guacamole i for what

damn viagra guacamole i for what

damn viagra guacamole i for what happened in college ally's never gonna

happened in college ally's never gonna

happened in college ally's never gonna forgive me and as for my best friend mel

forgive me and as for my best friend mel

forgive me and as for my best friend mel i can't even talk about how much that

i can't even talk about how much that

i can't even talk about how much that hurt sorry to disturb but uh in the

hurt sorry to disturb but uh in the

hurt sorry to disturb but uh in the midst of the family orgy last night i

midst of the family orgy last night i

midst of the family orgy last night i forgot my audition pages so ellie we

forgot my audition pages so ellie we

forgot my audition pages so ellie we need to talk

need to talk

need to talk we were ex

we were ex

we were ex drunk and excited about the money of

drunk and excited about the money of

drunk and excited about the money of course you were excited isn't that just

course you were excited isn't that just

course you were excited isn't that just the way it has to be between best

the way it has to be between best

the way it has to be between best friends who have sex while their stupid

friends who have sex while their stupid

friends who have sex while their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you

roommate moves out to cover for you

roommate moves out to cover for you how could you

how could you

how could you ally please i'm i'm sorry no you know

ally please i'm i'm sorry no you know

ally please i'm i'm sorry no you know what you are so full of [ __ ]

what you are so full of [ __ ]

what you are so full of [ __ ] both of you

both of you

both of you look first of all i didn't tell cassie a

look first of all i didn't tell cassie a

look first of all i didn't tell cassie a thing all right she figured things out

thing all right she figured things out

thing all right she figured things out on her own and second

on her own and second

on her own and second i'm moving out

i'm moving out

i'm moving out i'm staying at stevens until i can find

i'm staying at stevens until i can find

i'm staying at stevens until i can find a place on my

[Music]

bon own

you know you were roommates first i'll

you know you were roommates first i'll

you know you were roommates first i'll move out

move out

move out maybe then allie will come back

we really messed up mel that was it we

we really messed up mel that was it we

we really messed up mel that was it we were broken up trust fund or not and all

were broken up trust fund or not and all

were broken up trust fund or not and all of us making music together was

of us making music together was

of us making music together was definitely over

definitely over

definitely over [Music]

they say i got my father's laughter

they say i got my father's laughter

they say i got my father's laughter but my mama's attitude

but my mama's attitude

but my mama's attitude as soon as i know what i'm after

as soon as i know what i'm after

as soon as i know what i'm after i can feel them working too

i can feel them working too

i can feel them working too photograph some books and leather

photograph some books and leather

photograph some books and leather [Music]

[Music]

[Music] memories keep me together i remember

memories keep me together i remember

memories keep me together i remember when they said

when they said

when they said look at the planets how they revolve

look at the planets how they revolve

look at the planets how they revolve look at the shooting star horizon look

look at the shooting star horizon look

look at the shooting star horizon look at your life you can do it all

at your life you can do it all

at your life you can do it all if you put your heart and mind in i hope

if you put your heart and mind in i hope

if you put your heart and mind in i hope you remember when i'm gone that i loved

you remember when i'm gone that i loved

you remember when i'm gone that i loved you held

you held

you held no matter what you can rise above

no matter what you can rise above

no matter what you can rise above [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i was staying with steven starting to

i was staying with steven starting to

i was staying with steven starting to forget about dreams for our brand and

forget about dreams for our brand and

forget about dreams for our brand and hopes for our music

hopes for our music

hopes for our music you can stay with me as long as you want

you can stay with me as long as you want

you can stay with me as long as you want to

to

to but maybe talk to mel before you sign a

but maybe talk to mel before you sign a

but maybe talk to mel before you sign a lease

lease

lease okay give me a second so i finally

okay give me a second so i finally

okay give me a second so i finally called mel back she said she had

called mel back she said she had

called mel back she said she had something to tell me in person

something to tell me in person

something to tell me in person hey mel

hey mel

hey mel i got your message

i got your message

i got your message i'm so so sorry no no no i i overreacted

i'm so so sorry no no no i i overreacted

i'm so so sorry no no no i i overreacted no you had absolutely every right

no you had absolutely every right

no you had absolutely every right and then i got an even bigger surprise

and then i got an even bigger surprise

and then i got an even bigger surprise there he was guess mel surprised us both

there he was guess mel surprised us both

there he was guess mel surprised us both mr wonderful

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] so i asked you guys to come here because

so i asked you guys to come here because

so i asked you guys to come here because i really wanted to tell you something

i really wanted to tell you something

i really wanted to tell you something in person

in person

in person with the trust money i

with the trust money i

with the trust money i i finished the demo

i finished the demo

i finished the demo and the label loves it

and the label loves it

and the label loves it they want to do a full album with us and

they want to do a full album with us and

they want to do a full album with us and they offered us a huge advance

they offered us a huge advance

they offered us a huge advance really that's amazing so with the trust

really that's amazing so with the trust

really that's amazing so with the trust media i wanted to give it back

media i wanted to give it back

media i wanted to give it back since we don't need it anymore are you

since we don't need it anymore are you

since we don't need it anymore are you guys okay with that yeah yeah of course

guys okay with that yeah yeah of course

guys okay with that yeah yeah of course totally ali they loved your voice

totally ali they loved your voice

totally ali they loved your voice and ben your songs

and ben your songs

and ben your songs oh the songs are from all of us the

oh the songs are from all of us the

oh the songs are from all of us the other thing i wanted to tell you was

other thing i wanted to tell you was

other thing i wanted to tell you was since we're gonna have all of this money

since we're gonna have all of this money

since we're gonna have all of this money [Music]

[Music]

[Music] left over from the advance i put in a

left over from the advance i put in a

left over from the advance i put in a really low ball offer to my uncle to buy

really low ball offer to my uncle to buy

really low ball offer to my uncle to buy this house

this house

this house and with the economy the way it is he

and with the economy the way it is he

and with the economy the way it is he accepted

when i lost you guys

when i lost you guys

when i lost you guys i actually realized how much you mean to

i actually realized how much you mean to

i actually realized how much you mean to me and then mel asked us to finish the

me and then mel asked us to finish the

me and then mel asked us to finish the record and do it alone you know for real

record and do it alone you know for real

record and do it alone you know for real this time

is that a yes

is that a yes

is that a yes yes yes

yes yes

yes yes come here are you guys gonna move back

come here are you guys gonna move back

come here are you guys gonna move back in because that would make me really

in because that would make me really

in because that would make me really really happy of course but i mean i can

really happy of course but i mean i can

really happy of course but i mean i can only speak for myself so yeah yeah no

only speak for myself so yeah yeah no

only speak for myself so yeah yeah no we'll make it work this time so that was

we'll make it work this time so that was

we'll make it work this time so that was it i forgave them there was a lot more

it i forgave them there was a lot more

it i forgave them there was a lot more at stake than a drunken hookup it was

at stake than a drunken hookup it was

at stake than a drunken hookup it was time to get serious put this behind us

time to get serious put this behind us

time to get serious put this behind us and make a hit record the label was

and make a hit record the label was

and make a hit record the label was bringing in a big time producer from

bringing in a big time producer from

bringing in a big time producer from london

london

london everyone was nervous

everyone was nervous

everyone was nervous especially me

especially me

especially me hey bob it's ben

hey bob it's ben

hey bob it's ben sorry ben um

sorry ben um

sorry ben um the roadies are unpacking a bit of gear

the roadies are unpacking a bit of gear

the roadies are unpacking a bit of gear you won't mind giving a manager

you won't mind giving a manager

you won't mind giving a manager uh no problem no you're the producer

uh no problem no you're the producer

uh no problem no you're the producer yes i am

yes i am

yes i am listen up everybody we have got lots of

listen up everybody we have got lots of

listen up everybody we have got lots of work to do so let's get cracking hello

work to do so let's get cracking hello

work to do so let's get cracking hello trickle

trickle

trickle are you doing such a prick

are you doing such a prick

are you doing such a prick well the label thinks he's a god he

well the label thinks he's a god he

well the label thinks he's a god he produced seven multi-platinum records

produced seven multi-platinum records

produced seven multi-platinum records without me

without me

without me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] we all got down to making some serious

we all got down to making some serious

we all got down to making some serious music

music

music [Music]

ben got a promotion and more deadlines

ben got a promotion and more deadlines

ben got a promotion and more deadlines than ever so he was kind of missing out

than ever so he was kind of missing out

than ever so he was kind of missing out on being in the studio with us and

on being in the studio with us and

on being in the studio with us and hearing the songs that he wrote come to

hearing the songs that he wrote come to

hearing the songs that he wrote come to life

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] that was beautiful

that was beautiful

that was beautiful may i

may i

may i please

please

please cassie and i were in the same boat we

cassie and i were in the same boat we

cassie and i were in the same boat we were both betrayed she took off on a

were both betrayed she took off on a

were both betrayed she took off on a yoga retreat and i was writing music

yoga retreat and i was writing music

yoga retreat and i was writing music nonstop

nonstop

nonstop mostly about love and broken hearts

mostly about love and broken hearts

mostly about love and broken hearts no one knew they were really all about

no one knew they were really all about

no one knew they were really all about ben

ben

ben [Music]

[Music]

titles

[Music]

regrets of tragic

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] do you guys think it was awesome

do you guys think it was awesome

do you guys think it was awesome [ __ ] it's cassie in costa rica

[ __ ] it's cassie in costa rica

[ __ ] it's cassie in costa rica right

hi

hi

hi how's costa rica uh it's good it's good

how's costa rica uh it's good it's good

how's costa rica uh it's good it's good um

um

um yeah having a great time out here

yeah having a great time out here

yeah having a great time out here i just wanted to call and say hi

i just wanted to call and say hi

i just wanted to call and say hi and uh

and uh

and uh tell you that i've been

tell you that i've been

tell you that i've been thinking about you

thinking about you

thinking about you really thinking about us i'm so so sorry

really thinking about us i'm so so sorry

really thinking about us i'm so so sorry i know

i know

i know after everything that happened

after everything that happened

after everything that happened i

i

i was i was really disappointed

was i was really disappointed

was i was really disappointed and extremely hurt

and extremely hurt

and extremely hurt i

i

i haven't felt the way i feel about you in

haven't felt the way i feel about you in

haven't felt the way i feel about you in a really long time

and it's a beautiful thing

and it's a beautiful thing

and it's a beautiful thing and i really don't want to give up on us

and i really don't want to give up on us

and i really don't want to give up on us i uh

i uh

i uh i really want to make this work

i miss you let me see too

i miss you let me see too

i miss you let me see too we'll talk soon

we'll talk soon

we'll talk soon all right bye

so cassie and i are talking again

so cassie and i are talking again

so cassie and i are talking again good

good

good i'm so scared of messing this up

i'm so scared of messing this up

i'm so scared of messing this up i'll just be honest

i'll just be honest

i'll just be honest and try to get her back that's the plan

and try to get her back that's the plan

and try to get her back that's the plan you guys are so cute

sorry

sorry

sorry hey which one of you guys called cassie

well whoever it was thank you

well whoever it was thank you

well whoever it was thank you [Applause]

[Music]

that evening it was our last day of

that evening it was our last day of

that evening it was our last day of recording

recording

recording things in the studio weren't going very

things in the studio weren't going very

things in the studio weren't going very well

you okay

you okay

you okay why did the label people have to come

why did the label people have to come

why did the label people have to come today

today

today all right here we go everyone

all right here we go everyone

all right here we go everyone last track

last track

last track you ready ali

you ready ali

you ready ali yeah this is it this is a big one i can

yeah this is it this is a big one i can

yeah this is it this is a big one i can feel it i can feel the magic

feel it i can feel the magic

feel it i can feel the magic hit me with it

blazing kisses burning like

it's all right no worries uh

it's all right no worries uh

it's all right no worries uh let's uh one more time yeah you got it

let's uh one more time yeah you got it

let's uh one more time yeah you got it blazing kisses burning like december

blazing kisses burning like december

blazing kisses burning like december [Music]

believe me gentlemen she's not normally

believe me gentlemen she's not normally

believe me gentlemen she's not normally like this

ali come on get into gear yeah

ali come on get into gear yeah

ali come on get into gear yeah these people want to pay for your next

these people want to pay for your next

these people want to pay for your next record

record

record yeah yeah okay can i make a suggestion

yeah yeah okay can i make a suggestion

yeah yeah okay can i make a suggestion i'm going in

[Music]

hey just lay it on his vocals and count

hey just lay it on his vocals and count

hey just lay it on his vocals and count just in case

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] me

me

me [Music]

you take me higher and higher and bring

you take me higher and higher and bring

you take me higher and higher and bring me down

me down

me down higher and higher and bring me down down

higher and higher and bring me down down

higher and higher and bring me down down down with me higher and higher and bring

down with me higher and higher and bring

down with me higher and higher and bring me down bring me down

me down bring me down

me down bring me down higher and higher and bring me down down

touch every piece

touch every piece

touch every piece [Music]

touch every piece

touch every piece

touch every piece [Music]

[Music]

[Music] congratulations everybody that is what i

congratulations everybody that is what i

congratulations everybody that is what i call a hit record

call a hit record

call a hit record type some champagne

type some champagne

type some champagne [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you were awesome i was dying in there

you were awesome i was dying in there

you were awesome i was dying in there thank you no no no you did all the hard

thank you no no no you did all the hard

thank you no no no you did all the hard work she is brilliant brilliant i tell

work she is brilliant brilliant i tell

work she is brilliant brilliant i tell you i cannot wait to record a solo album

you i cannot wait to record a solo album

you i cannot wait to record a solo album with her you'll be involved in some way

with her you'll be involved in some way

with her you'll be involved in some way of course

hey bob

hey bob

hey bob uh you know when you lay down the track

uh you know when you lay down the track

uh you know when you lay down the track can you put a little bit more bass in

can you put a little bit more bass in

can you put a little bit more bass in there yeah cause the highs are starting

there yeah cause the highs are starting

there yeah cause the highs are starting to feel a little

to feel a little

to feel a little high

high

high yeah it's ben

yeah it's ben

yeah it's ben and i'm not the tech

and i'm not the tech

and i'm not the tech ah yeah sorry roger that

ah yeah sorry roger that

ah yeah sorry roger that ben

ben

ben um i've got one of my guys on it uh

um i've got one of my guys on it uh

um i've got one of my guys on it uh kenny ben

kenny ben

kenny ben what

gentlemen look

gentlemen look

gentlemen look you were magnificent

you were magnificent

you were magnificent thank you it was nerve-wracking well get

thank you it was nerve-wracking well get

thank you it was nerve-wracking well get used to it

used to it

used to it hey listen there's a there's a party

hey listen there's a there's a party

hey listen there's a there's a party tonight down in malibu

tonight down in malibu

tonight down in malibu and uh one of my a r guys is in from

and uh one of my a r guys is in from

and uh one of my a r guys is in from london so i thought you and i could go

london so i thought you and i could go

london so i thought you and i could go down say a few hellos

down say a few hellos

down say a few hellos well i'm uh

well i'm uh

well i'm uh i'm i'm sorry i uh

i'm i'm sorry i uh

i'm i'm sorry i uh i don't think i can

i don't think i can

i don't think i can go

uh

uh

uh oh yeah listen babe that's uh it's

oh yeah listen babe that's uh it's

oh yeah listen babe that's uh it's business

business

business the head of the label is gonna be there

the head of the label is gonna be there

the head of the label is gonna be there okay business

okay business

okay business i'll pick you up at eight

i'll pick you up at eight

i'll pick you up at eight all right guys let's get down to some

all right guys let's get down to some

all right guys let's get down to some serious drinking

serious drinking

serious drinking gentlemen

gentlemen

gentlemen let's get some jumpers down now next

just admit it you're so mad about what

just admit it you're so mad about what

just admit it you're so mad about what happened in college

happened in college

happened in college as if i care that was six years two and

as if i care that was six years two and

as if i care that was six years two and a half months and three days ago

a half months and three days ago

a half months and three days ago tuesday

tuesday

tuesday yeah see i'll never live that down why

yeah see i'll never live that down why

yeah see i'll never live that down why should you

should you

should you you were a jerk yeah boy here we go with

you were a jerk yeah boy here we go with

you were a jerk yeah boy here we go with you and mal there were

you and mal there were

you and mal there were circumstances but in college you were

circumstances but in college you were

circumstances but in college you were just a jerk come on ally

just a jerk come on ally

just a jerk come on ally what so what's going on with nigel then

what so what's going on with nigel then

what so what's going on with nigel then what are you talking about well did you

what are you talking about well did you

what are you talking about well did you sleep with him

sleep with him

sleep with him it's none of your goddamn business who i

it's none of your goddamn business who i

it's none of your goddamn business who i sleep with uh yes it is

sleep with uh yes it is

sleep with uh yes it is we're

we're

we're married only when it suits you

we need to put the past behind us be

we need to put the past behind us be

we need to put the past behind us be reasonable i am a woman

reasonable i am a woman

reasonable i am a woman i don't have to be reasonable and that's

i don't have to be reasonable and that's

i don't have to be reasonable and that's why you love us

why you love us

why you love us are you in love with nigel

she's such a prick

nigel actually cares about oh nigel has

nigel actually cares about oh nigel has

nigel actually cares about oh nigel has known you for three weeks and he cares

known you for three weeks and he cares

known you for three weeks and he cares about one thing and you know exactly

about one thing and you know exactly

about one thing and you know exactly what that is i've cared about you for

what that is i've cared about you for

what that is i've cared about you for years hey you're the one who fell in

years hey you're the one who fell in

years hey you're the one who fell in love with that frat guy like two seconds

love with that frat guy like two seconds

love with that frat guy like two seconds after we broke up that was to make you

after we broke up that was to make you

after we broke up that was to make you jealous

jealous

jealous is that what's going on with nigel quiet

is that what's going on with nigel quiet

is that what's going on with nigel quiet quiet everybody it's gonna happen it's

quiet everybody it's gonna happen it's

quiet everybody it's gonna happen it's gonna happen now

gonna happen now

gonna happen now he is not good enough for you

he is not good enough for you

he is not good enough for you no one is

no one is

no one is according to you

according to you

according to you things are finally starting to look up

things are finally starting to look up

things are finally starting to look up for me and i thought you'd be happy for

for me and i thought you'd be happy for

for me and i thought you'd be happy for me

me

me i am happy for you

you deserve

you deserve

you deserve all of it

all of it

all of it come on ben

come on ben

come on ben [Music]

[Music]

[Music] we both know

we both know

we both know you'll never know how to be serious

you'll never know how to be serious

you'll never know how to be serious [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i think i'm losing you i i've never been

i think i'm losing you i i've never been

i think i'm losing you i i've never been more serious in my life

more serious in my life

more serious in my life we may be a little different okay but

we may be a little different okay but

we may be a little different okay but we're a family okay nobody can deny that

we're a family okay nobody can deny that

we're a family okay nobody can deny that [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and we love each other

and we love each other

and we love each other you hurt me i know i know and

you hurt me i know i know and

you hurt me i know i know and and i want to make it up to you for the

and i want to make it up to you for the

and i want to make it up to you for the rest of my life

[Music]

marry me

no i mean it you'll marry me for real

no i mean it you'll marry me for real

no i mean it you'll marry me for real this time

this time

this time i i can't i can't imagine one day in my

i i can't i can't imagine one day in my

i i can't i can't imagine one day in my life without you

life without you

life without you in the same room in the same bed

in the same room in the same bed

in the same room in the same bed you me

you me

you me mel cassie all of us

mel cassie all of us

mel cassie all of us [Music]

[Music]

[Music] marry me

is that a yes

is that a yes

is that a yes yes yes a yes

yes yes a yes

yes yes a yes you're crazy come here i love you

you're crazy come here i love you

you're crazy come here i love you yes yes

yes yes

yes yes yes

[Music]

okay awesome ben i think this calls for

okay awesome ben i think this calls for

okay awesome ben i think this calls for a celebration

so just like that we all became the big

so just like that we all became the big

so just like that we all became the big happy messy family i always wanted

cassie sent mel a plane ticket they were

cassie sent mel a plane ticket they were

cassie sent mel a plane ticket they were really back together

maybe our dreams will come true

maybe our dreams will come true

maybe our dreams will come true at least you're having a great life

at least you're having a great life

at least you're having a great life while trying

while trying

while trying so ben and i reconfirmed our vows with

so ben and i reconfirmed our vows with

so ben and i reconfirmed our vows with our family and neighbors

we all got down to making some serious

we all got down to making some serious

we all got down to making some serious music

music

music cassie moved in

max finally has a playmate

[Music]

i know we're a little different

i know we're a little different

i know we're a little different but no matter what anyone else says

but no matter what anyone else says

but no matter what anyone else says i wouldn't trade these guys for anything

i wouldn't trade these guys for anything

i wouldn't trade these guys for anything this is family

this is family

this is family this is

this is

this is my tribe

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

makes me think of you

there's always

there's always

there's always [Music]

guess there's always

guess there's always

guess there's always [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

you know you don't

you know you don't

you know you don't [Music]

how

there's always

there's always

i guess there's always

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] there's always

there's always

there's always [Music]