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Heavy snow is on the way 14 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:44,794 if it's not already here. 15 00:03:44,836 --> 00:03:46,463 And with a winter weather advisory 16 00:03:46,504 --> 00:03:48,214 now in place across the state, 17 00:03:48,256 --> 00:03:51,507 we are asking that if you can stay inside this evening, 18 00:03:51,508 --> 00:03:53,674 please do so because we're expecting 19 00:03:53,675 --> 00:03:56,222 most mountain passes to be snowed in. 20 00:03:56,264 --> 00:03:58,725 This storm has already crippled Denver 21 00:03:58,767 --> 00:04:00,477 with road closures and blackouts 22 00:04:00,518 --> 00:04:02,479 throughout the metro area. 23 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,481 Several feet of snow are expected tonight 24 00:04:04,522 --> 00:04:07,317 as this front moves from west to east. 25 00:04:07,358 --> 00:04:09,402 Well, luckily, the storm system should break 26 00:04:09,444 --> 00:04:11,529 before tomorrow morning's commute begins. 27 00:04:11,571 --> 00:04:13,656 But we are keeping our eye on the radar, 28 00:04:13,698 --> 00:04:15,992 and we will continue to update you 29 00:04:16,034 --> 00:04:17,118 with further developments. 30 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:24,709 Officer Buckley, I was just about to call you. 31 00:04:24,751 --> 00:04:26,503 Yeah, sure you were, Nelson. 32 00:04:26,544 --> 00:04:28,379 So the storm took down our monitoring system. 33 00:04:28,421 --> 00:04:30,465 Your device will be out through the night, 34 00:04:30,507 --> 00:04:32,425 but conditions on your parole still apply. 35 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:34,010 Do I need to remind you of the consequences 36 00:04:34,052 --> 00:04:36,346 - if I don't hear from you? - No, sir. I understand. 37 00:04:36,387 --> 00:04:37,722 Good. I'm coming to check on you 38 00:04:37,764 --> 00:04:39,974 at 7:00 a.m. when the system's back online. 39 00:04:40,016 --> 00:04:41,434 You got that? 40 00:04:41,476 --> 00:04:43,478 - Got it. - All right, Trey. 41 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,396 Don't do anything fuckin' stupid. 42 00:05:14,968 --> 00:05:16,761 Fuck. Yes! 43 00:05:28,898 --> 00:05:31,484 Ahhh! 44 00:05:44,456 --> 00:05:45,456 Fuck. 45 00:05:50,545 --> 00:05:51,796 Jesus. 46 00:06:06,352 --> 00:06:07,520 Hey. 47 00:06:11,775 --> 00:06:12,775 Hey. 48 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:29,875 Fuck. 49 00:07:21,344 --> 00:07:23,304 Hey, brother. 50 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:25,306 How you doin', man? 51 00:07:27,767 --> 00:07:29,060 Cool, so listen... 52 00:07:57,922 --> 00:07:58,922 Hey, man. 53 00:07:59,758 --> 00:08:01,718 I am so sorry about this. 54 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:06,014 This whole thing is fuckin' nightmare. I... 55 00:08:06,055 --> 00:08:07,849 Goddammit, it's good to see your face, man. 56 00:08:07,891 --> 00:08:09,184 What's it been like, a year? 57 00:08:09,225 --> 00:08:10,518 Y-years? 58 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,103 What do you think's going to happen here, Trey? 59 00:08:17,442 --> 00:08:18,943 I need to use the spot. 60 00:09:18,128 --> 00:09:19,128 Hey. 61 00:09:34,978 --> 00:09:38,314 All right, uh, I'm going to go. 62 00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:45,029 Look, man, I am a piece of shit, 63 00:09:45,071 --> 00:09:48,324 and you are a true friend, brother. 64 00:09:48,366 --> 00:09:50,493 But I, I do have to go. 65 00:09:50,535 --> 00:09:51,619 But I'm going to text you. 66 00:09:51,661 --> 00:09:53,288 We're going to talk this all out. 67 00:09:58,084 --> 00:09:59,084 Okay. 68 00:09:59,836 --> 00:10:01,713 You know what? 69 00:10:01,755 --> 00:10:04,007 Let's, let's talk it out now. 70 00:10:04,048 --> 00:10:05,550 Let's, let's go inside. Let's get a drink. 71 00:10:05,592 --> 00:10:07,510 Everything's going to be good. Okay? 72 00:10:07,552 --> 00:10:08,720 Okay. 73 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,433 You still got my stash? 74 00:10:15,393 --> 00:10:17,145 Ahhh, yeah, you do. 75 00:10:19,731 --> 00:10:21,191 Place hasn't changed a bit. 76 00:10:22,692 --> 00:10:23,943 Neither have you. 77 00:10:25,236 --> 00:10:26,404 Here you go, buddy. 78 00:10:26,446 --> 00:10:28,156 I don't know how you drink that shit, man. 79 00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:29,491 It brings me back. 80 00:10:30,408 --> 00:10:31,785 To better times. 81 00:10:40,085 --> 00:10:42,045 I owe you a lot, brother. I know that. 82 00:10:42,087 --> 00:10:44,464 And I am sorry that I didn't call you 83 00:10:44,506 --> 00:10:45,715 as soon as I got back into town. 84 00:10:45,757 --> 00:10:47,383 It's been a fucked-up year. 85 00:10:47,425 --> 00:10:48,425 Can I show you something? 86 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:50,261 Look at this shit. 87 00:10:53,056 --> 00:10:55,683 Some asshole at my firm couldn't make his nut, 88 00:10:55,725 --> 00:10:57,143 he goes all whistleblower, 89 00:10:57,185 --> 00:10:59,854 accuses everyone of insider trading, 90 00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:01,064 some bullshit. 91 00:11:01,106 --> 00:11:03,399 They make me take the fall. 92 00:11:03,441 --> 00:11:06,486 Now I'm six months into a 14-month sentence, 93 00:11:06,528 --> 00:11:08,113 losing my fucking mind. 94 00:11:08,154 --> 00:11:09,989 Six months? 95 00:11:10,031 --> 00:11:11,116 You been back for six months, 96 00:11:11,157 --> 00:11:13,326 and this is how I hear from you. 97 00:11:14,828 --> 00:11:15,995 I was on house arrest. 98 00:11:16,037 --> 00:11:17,914 Yeah, you on phone arrest too? 99 00:11:17,956 --> 00:11:20,750 Bro, I was embarrassed. 100 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:23,294 Okay? The whole town knows me as this big shot, 101 00:11:23,336 --> 00:11:25,088 and then I come back 102 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:27,966 with a tag on my ankle like some cow. 103 00:11:28,007 --> 00:11:30,427 Yeah, sure. It's humiliating for you being back here, huh? 104 00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:31,970 I didn't say that. 105 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:37,350 It's just you're like family to me 106 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,852 and I... 107 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,813 I didn't want you to know. 108 00:11:44,983 --> 00:11:47,569 Anyway, looks like you're doing great. Huh? 109 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:48,778 Your pops left you the place? 110 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:51,406 Yeah. It's been a real picnic. 111 00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:53,450 You got your family's money and you go to Stanford, 112 00:11:53,491 --> 00:11:55,452 and I get stuck in this fucking dump, you know. 113 00:11:55,493 --> 00:11:57,036 Fuck. 114 00:11:57,078 --> 00:11:59,831 You don't know what this place was like after all of it. 115 00:12:01,249 --> 00:12:02,249 You were gone. 116 00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:08,173 Everywhere I looked, I saw her face. 117 00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:14,763 It's the power. 118 00:12:14,804 --> 00:12:16,347 It does this during storms. 119 00:12:21,978 --> 00:12:23,772 Oh, you, you, you want to go? 120 00:12:23,813 --> 00:12:25,482 Yeah, no, you should fucking go. 121 00:12:27,734 --> 00:12:31,988 Look, there's nothing I can say to help 122 00:12:32,739 --> 00:12:34,324 what happened. 123 00:12:34,365 --> 00:12:36,993 Maybe we just shouldn't talk about it. 124 00:12:37,035 --> 00:12:39,370 Yeah, right. I mean, you got what you wanted. Yeah. 125 00:12:39,412 --> 00:12:41,664 - I didn't say that. - I'm not a fuckin' idiot, Trey. 126 00:12:41,706 --> 00:12:43,958 I know I didn't go to college, but I know what I'm here for. 127 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,336 You know what? How about I just give you some money. 128 00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:48,671 Man, it's the same damn thing since we were kids. 129 00:12:48,713 --> 00:12:50,048 I don't need that shit. 130 00:12:52,383 --> 00:12:53,384 Okay. 131 00:12:55,178 --> 00:12:58,014 Fuck you too, then. 132 00:12:58,056 --> 00:13:01,726 And I went to Harvard. Not fucking Stanford. 133 00:13:22,038 --> 00:13:24,040 The roads in are shut down. 134 00:14:04,456 --> 00:14:05,456 Hold on. Hold on. 135 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,460 Hey! 136 00:14:14,299 --> 00:14:16,509 Hey, she's hurt. I think we need some help. 137 00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:45,205 All right. Looky here. 138 00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:46,539 More trees. 139 00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:50,919 Oh, hi. 140 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,921 You know, there's probably even more trees over that way 141 00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:56,466 at the scenic overlook of trees. 142 00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:57,509 Enjoy. 143 00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,303 Anything I can help you with? 144 00:15:00,345 --> 00:15:02,305 Oh, no, I'm good. Just trying to get off 145 00:15:02,347 --> 00:15:04,641 these never-ending mountains from hell. 146 00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:06,518 - Why would you want to leave? - Hmm? 147 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:10,647 Oh, hi. 148 00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:14,651 Uh, well, that's a quality question. 149 00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:16,986 I guess I just don't really go in for heights. 150 00:15:17,028 --> 00:15:19,989 It, uh, whacks out my nasal passages. 151 00:15:20,031 --> 00:15:21,699 It's a real... 152 00:15:21,741 --> 00:15:24,744 You don't really need to know all this, but it is a mess. 153 00:15:24,786 --> 00:15:26,454 Can I show you something? 154 00:15:27,747 --> 00:15:29,874 Well, I'd love to, but I've got a very strict 155 00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:31,626 no second location policy. 156 00:15:31,668 --> 00:15:33,962 Served me well, kept me from getting Zodiac'd. 157 00:15:34,003 --> 00:15:35,463 And I have been kind of 158 00:15:35,505 --> 00:15:37,674 a death magnet this past year, so... 159 00:15:37,715 --> 00:15:39,175 No, no, but, uh... 160 00:15:39,217 --> 00:15:41,511 Well, we do all have to go sometime. 161 00:15:43,388 --> 00:15:45,265 Let me just fold up my map. 162 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:51,896 Oh great. More trees. Terrific. 163 00:15:51,938 --> 00:15:53,022 You don't like trees? 164 00:15:53,064 --> 00:15:54,399 Pine trees, nah. 165 00:15:54,441 --> 00:15:56,776 You know what it is? I smell pine and, boom, 166 00:15:56,818 --> 00:15:58,361 shitty Christmas memories. 167 00:15:58,403 --> 00:16:00,363 - Proustian. - Yeah. 168 00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:02,407 Yeah, right. Proustian. 169 00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:08,329 Check it out! 170 00:16:09,497 --> 00:16:11,416 I call it the Magic Mountain. 171 00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:13,918 Isn't it awesome? 172 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,259 It's fuckin' gorgeous. 173 00:17:21,361 --> 00:17:23,488 I'm never leaving Magic Mountain. 174 00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:30,745 I'm never leaving Magic Mountain! 175 00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,718 No! 176 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,971 - Ma'am, please, no. - No, ma'am, it's... 177 00:17:48,012 --> 00:17:49,681 - Please stop. - It's gratis. 178 00:17:49,722 --> 00:17:52,058 Tips not required but always appreciated. 179 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,810 Here. Please. Please. 180 00:17:53,852 --> 00:17:54,852 Oh. 181 00:17:56,062 --> 00:17:58,064 Thank you. Kind of. 182 00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:02,193 Hey, hey. What did I tell you? 183 00:18:02,235 --> 00:18:03,319 You can't be here. 184 00:18:03,361 --> 00:18:04,487 You're freaking out the customers. 185 00:18:04,529 --> 00:18:06,656 Stan, my man, believe me, I am trying. 186 00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:08,575 Okay. Just a couple more windshields, 187 00:18:08,616 --> 00:18:11,202 and I'll be able to get the Cuda to Denver. 188 00:18:11,244 --> 00:18:13,455 Now you, you want me in Denver. 189 00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:15,165 I know you do. You want this for me. 190 00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:17,500 If you're not out of here in 20 minutes, I'm calling the cops. 191 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:20,336 Ah, you're a prince among men, Stan. 192 00:18:20,378 --> 00:18:21,921 You're a prince among... 193 00:18:23,631 --> 00:18:25,175 Ah. 194 00:18:25,216 --> 00:18:27,594 Dude, you fucking wiped. 195 00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:30,847 - Huh? - You fucking wiped. 196 00:18:30,889 --> 00:18:33,057 Yeah. Yeah, I sure did. 197 00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:34,642 Oh. God. 198 00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:35,852 - Are you okay? - Oof. 199 00:18:35,894 --> 00:18:38,354 You need anything? I got some Advil or Aleve, 200 00:18:38,396 --> 00:18:40,190 maybe a lidocaine patch or codeine, 201 00:18:40,231 --> 00:18:41,399 Percocet, Peyote. 202 00:18:41,441 --> 00:18:42,859 You want coke? I can get us some coke. 203 00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:44,486 Okay, easy, hacky sack. 204 00:18:44,527 --> 00:18:47,697 Uh, all I want is to get off this shit mountain. 205 00:18:48,139 --> 00:18:49,157 You got a car? 206 00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:50,950 Uh, thatta way. 207 00:18:52,285 --> 00:18:55,288 - It's nice! - Yeah. It's empty. 208 00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:56,790 Where are you headed? 209 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:57,874 Sea level. 210 00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:00,335 Love that for you. 211 00:19:02,003 --> 00:19:06,382 So... if I fill you up, will you give me a ride? 212 00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:08,134 For real? All right. 213 00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:11,596 Uh, hey, I am just going to need my wallet back. 214 00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:22,023 You're hilarious. 215 00:19:22,941 --> 00:19:23,942 Ah! 216 00:19:24,442 --> 00:19:25,610 Come on. 217 00:19:26,778 --> 00:19:29,531 Stan, my man. 218 00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:32,033 I am here as a bona fide customer. 219 00:19:32,075 --> 00:19:34,077 I'm going to need a fill-up on number seven. 220 00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:38,748 I've been seeing these everywhere. 221 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,250 - They ever find this girl? - No. 222 00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:43,795 That thing's been hanging there for ten years, so no. 223 00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:49,259 Family name. 224 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,802 If I run this card, 225 00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:53,805 you're taking her with you. 226 00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:56,057 Oh, you will never see us again. 227 00:19:58,268 --> 00:20:00,478 Have a safe trip, Mr. Bernstein. 228 00:20:07,318 --> 00:20:08,903 So, Mortimer... 229 00:20:08,945 --> 00:20:11,364 what brought you to Shit Mountain? 230 00:20:11,406 --> 00:20:14,534 I board. So I follow the snow. 231 00:20:14,576 --> 00:20:16,202 But that life is not cheap. 232 00:20:17,036 --> 00:20:18,037 So... 233 00:20:19,372 --> 00:20:21,416 So kind of a gentleman thief situation. 234 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,625 All right. 235 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:25,920 Well, I'm similarly nomadic minus the kleptomania. 236 00:20:25,962 --> 00:20:29,174 But maybe I should try it. You could give me lessons. 237 00:20:29,215 --> 00:20:31,176 Sorry. I don't do sex stuff. 238 00:20:33,219 --> 00:20:34,512 No judgment, though. 239 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:42,270 Man, it is really fuckin' dumping, huh? 240 00:20:42,312 --> 00:20:44,814 Wonder if we should put on the chains or something. 241 00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:45,982 Nah. 242 00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:48,151 Chains are a myth by big automotive. 243 00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:50,361 If you start to skid, just turn into the... 244 00:20:50,403 --> 00:20:51,529 Deer! 245 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,747 You got to be kidding me. 246 00:21:00,789 --> 00:21:02,582 You were supposed to turn into the... 247 00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:04,417 All right, Morty, come on. 248 00:21:11,382 --> 00:21:13,343 Ahhh! 249 00:21:17,472 --> 00:21:18,681 Shit. 250 00:21:19,432 --> 00:21:21,643 Shit, shit, Shit Mountain. 251 00:21:21,684 --> 00:21:22,727 - You have a phone? - What? No. 252 00:21:22,769 --> 00:21:24,395 I'm, I'm off the grid. 253 00:21:24,437 --> 00:21:25,688 Okay, I have one, but it's dead. 254 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,941 So if you don't have a charger in here, then... 255 00:21:30,735 --> 00:21:31,903 Hey, you know what? 256 00:21:32,821 --> 00:21:34,197 Why don't I stay in the car? 257 00:21:34,239 --> 00:21:36,491 You can walk back, find that gas station dude. 258 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,243 I know they had a tow truck. 259 00:21:38,284 --> 00:21:40,412 Oh. Great idea, Mortimer. 260 00:21:40,453 --> 00:21:42,956 Yes, that is a great idea. 261 00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,374 I am definitely going to do that. 262 00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:45,417 Just riddle me this, Morty. 263 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:46,751 Are you going to steal my car? 264 00:21:48,628 --> 00:21:50,088 - No. - Bullshit. 265 00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:53,049 You are 100 percent going to steal my car. 266 00:21:53,091 --> 00:21:54,884 Okay, fine! 267 00:21:54,926 --> 00:21:56,970 I'll walk back and get us a tow. 268 00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:58,179 Okay? 269 00:21:58,221 --> 00:21:59,681 - Geez. - Mortimer. 270 00:21:59,722 --> 00:22:01,099 - Mortimer. - What? 271 00:22:01,599 --> 00:22:02,934 Wallet. 272 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,732 Klepto freak. 273 00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:12,735 Morty. 274 00:22:12,735 --> 00:22:14,279 Be careful. 275 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:30,378 All right, Morty, where did you go? 276 00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:34,965 Fuck. 277 00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:22,305 Hey! 278 00:23:22,347 --> 00:23:24,724 Hey, over here. Help! 279 00:23:24,766 --> 00:23:26,184 Oh my God. 280 00:23:26,226 --> 00:23:28,311 This asshole's really not going to stop. 281 00:24:05,473 --> 00:24:07,767 Ah! 282 00:24:58,818 --> 00:25:00,195 Hold on. 283 00:25:00,236 --> 00:25:03,073 Down, down, down. 284 00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:12,916 Hey, she's hurt. I think we need some help. 285 00:25:17,420 --> 00:25:18,463 Hey. 286 00:25:20,131 --> 00:25:21,424 Are you me? 287 00:25:50,453 --> 00:25:52,330 Hey. Try to stay awake. 288 00:25:54,916 --> 00:25:57,502 Did I just die on Shit Mountain? 289 00:25:57,544 --> 00:26:00,296 You're at a motel. We found you by the door. 290 00:26:00,338 --> 00:26:01,923 Do you know what happened? 291 00:26:04,259 --> 00:26:05,760 I'm dead. 292 00:26:05,802 --> 00:26:08,430 I died on Shit Mountain. 293 00:26:08,471 --> 00:26:10,056 I've always been the caretaker. 294 00:26:10,098 --> 00:26:11,724 What? Uh, no, you're not dead. 295 00:26:11,766 --> 00:26:14,144 Do you know what happened? 296 00:26:18,773 --> 00:26:20,483 Hello. 297 00:26:20,525 --> 00:26:22,193 Little twiggy friend. 298 00:26:22,986 --> 00:26:24,362 Where did you come from? 299 00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:26,573 Hey, can you focus? 300 00:26:26,614 --> 00:26:28,116 Can you focus on me right now? 301 00:26:29,075 --> 00:26:31,035 Mr. Serious Focus Man. 302 00:26:31,077 --> 00:26:32,662 - That's me. Yes. - Hello. 303 00:26:32,704 --> 00:26:35,290 Listen, you've been very badly hurt, but you're safe. 304 00:26:35,331 --> 00:26:37,584 We're trying to figure out what happened. 305 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:38,960 - What do you remember? - Yeah. 306 00:26:39,002 --> 00:26:42,839 Uh, you see? Uh, okay, uh... 307 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,302 There was moose. 308 00:26:49,095 --> 00:26:50,972 - Moose? - Moose. 309 00:26:51,556 --> 00:26:52,974 Communicating. 310 00:26:53,558 --> 00:26:55,226 And I thought, 311 00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:56,478 is he warning me? 312 00:26:56,519 --> 00:26:59,898 Some kind of a moose warning? 313 00:26:59,939 --> 00:27:02,692 That's crazy, though. But he was. 314 00:27:02,734 --> 00:27:04,611 So you think you were attacked by a moose? 315 00:27:04,652 --> 00:27:06,571 No, no, no. That's a stag. 316 00:27:06,613 --> 00:27:08,239 Hey, what's your name? 317 00:27:09,324 --> 00:27:10,825 Charlie. Uh... 318 00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:15,330 So sorry, um, where I am. 319 00:27:15,371 --> 00:27:17,791 You're at a motel. We found you outside. 320 00:27:17,832 --> 00:27:19,209 Yeah. 321 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,335 Uh-huh. 322 00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:24,172 Ah! Ah! 323 00:27:24,672 --> 00:27:26,591 Oh fuck! 324 00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:27,967 My leg! 325 00:27:28,009 --> 00:27:30,053 Jesus. Oh, my God, my everything. 326 00:27:30,095 --> 00:27:31,471 Do you know what happened to you? 327 00:27:31,513 --> 00:27:33,348 Yeah. Uh... 328 00:27:34,265 --> 00:27:35,850 I was, uh... 329 00:27:35,892 --> 00:27:36,935 Come on, think hard. 330 00:27:36,976 --> 00:27:38,478 Don't press her, dude. 331 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,271 Okay. No, it's, it's okay. 332 00:27:40,313 --> 00:27:42,398 Uh... so... 333 00:27:44,567 --> 00:27:45,944 I was on the road, 334 00:27:45,985 --> 00:27:48,947 and you were there. 335 00:27:50,615 --> 00:27:53,868 You know, a mini you, uh, and... 336 00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:56,079 there were headlights and they were, 337 00:27:56,121 --> 00:27:58,456 they were coming right at me. 338 00:27:58,498 --> 00:28:00,959 And do you remember what kind of car it was? 339 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,503 I, I, I don't remember. Just, just lights. 340 00:28:03,545 --> 00:28:07,048 And then, oh, my entire body exploded in pain, 341 00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:09,092 and I saw a bunch of stars. 342 00:28:09,134 --> 00:28:12,011 And just as I was headed for the light... 343 00:28:12,929 --> 00:28:14,347 I was a kid again. 344 00:28:15,348 --> 00:28:19,060 Back at Anaheim Shores Beach Club. 345 00:28:19,102 --> 00:28:22,856 Uh, my family went there one summer when I was eight. 346 00:28:22,897 --> 00:28:24,858 Oh, I hated that place. 347 00:28:24,899 --> 00:28:28,361 But in my dying moment, that is where I went. 348 00:28:28,403 --> 00:28:31,531 Which is, oh, it's very confusing for me. 349 00:28:31,573 --> 00:28:33,408 Because what if... 350 00:28:35,577 --> 00:28:36,578 Oh God. 351 00:28:39,581 --> 00:28:43,042 What if that was the happiest moment of my life? 352 00:28:43,084 --> 00:28:46,379 So you don't remember anything real? 353 00:28:46,421 --> 00:28:47,672 Uh... 354 00:28:48,423 --> 00:28:50,049 my mom, 355 00:28:50,091 --> 00:28:54,679 she put me in a Smurfette monokini. 356 00:28:54,721 --> 00:28:57,140 Why would she do that? And, uh... 357 00:28:57,182 --> 00:29:01,102 Wait a minute, uh, uh, who are you guys? 358 00:29:01,144 --> 00:29:02,896 - Jimmy. We're friends. - Trey. 359 00:29:02,937 --> 00:29:03,938 So what happened next? 360 00:29:03,980 --> 00:29:06,065 Yeah. Then I... 361 00:29:06,107 --> 00:29:08,234 I woke up in a tree, 362 00:29:08,276 --> 00:29:10,195 'cause God knows you've got nothing 363 00:29:10,236 --> 00:29:11,571 but trees around here. 364 00:29:11,613 --> 00:29:14,240 And then I... 365 00:29:14,282 --> 00:29:16,701 I slashed my way out with my stabby stick. 366 00:29:17,786 --> 00:29:19,871 Okay, I'm at, like, seven percent. 367 00:29:19,913 --> 00:29:21,122 But there's no hotspot, 368 00:29:21,164 --> 00:29:23,041 no wi-fi, no nothing. 369 00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:26,461 Dude. What happened to you? 370 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:29,672 Mortimer Bernstein, you son of a bitch. 371 00:29:29,714 --> 00:29:31,966 We'll let you two catch up. 372 00:29:34,928 --> 00:29:36,012 I almost had a heart attack... 373 00:29:36,054 --> 00:29:37,597 Just relax. Okay? 374 00:29:37,639 --> 00:29:40,058 I mean, she's alive, right? So that's good news. 375 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:43,103 The only good news is she's got a classic case of CRS. 376 00:29:43,144 --> 00:29:44,229 Can't Remember Shit. 377 00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:45,980 With any luck, she's fucking concussed. 378 00:29:46,022 --> 00:29:47,357 - Permanent brain damage. - Don't say that. 379 00:29:47,398 --> 00:29:48,775 What, you want to start answering questions 380 00:29:48,817 --> 00:29:50,777 about what went down? 381 00:29:50,819 --> 00:29:52,112 All right, look, the roads are closed. 382 00:29:52,153 --> 00:29:53,613 They're not going anywhere tonight, okay. 383 00:29:53,655 --> 00:29:55,281 We'll get 'em a room. We'll keep 'em here till morning. 384 00:29:55,323 --> 00:29:57,325 We? No, I can't do anything. I got to go home. 385 00:29:57,367 --> 00:29:58,868 No, no, no. You're not bailing on me... 386 00:29:58,910 --> 00:30:00,370 Do you know what happens if I get caught outside my house? 387 00:30:00,412 --> 00:30:03,415 I don't give a shit. Okay. What if they call the cops? 388 00:30:03,456 --> 00:30:06,167 Then we've got police crawling all over. 389 00:30:06,168 --> 00:30:07,168 And what if they find the spot? 390 00:30:07,168 --> 00:30:09,796 They can find the spot. 391 00:30:09,838 --> 00:30:10,838 That's why it's the spot. 392 00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:12,507 - But what if. - Shut the fuck up. 393 00:30:15,301 --> 00:30:17,470 You wanna call the cops? 394 00:30:17,512 --> 00:30:18,513 Let's call the cops. 395 00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:19,681 Phone lines are down. 396 00:30:22,642 --> 00:30:23,642 Hey! 397 00:30:27,313 --> 00:30:29,023 Hey, we're having an emergency 398 00:30:29,065 --> 00:30:30,483 down at the Deerfield Motel. 399 00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:32,277 Can you please put me through to the police station? 400 00:30:32,318 --> 00:30:33,987 No. No cops. No cops. 401 00:30:34,028 --> 00:30:35,613 Uh... 402 00:30:35,655 --> 00:30:37,157 just with the storm, they're probably so busy 403 00:30:37,198 --> 00:30:39,659 with the snow plows and the snow things. 404 00:30:39,701 --> 00:30:41,494 Yeah, you're probably right. 405 00:30:41,536 --> 00:30:43,871 I don't think they could even get through with the roads closed. 406 00:30:43,872 --> 00:30:44,873 Yeah, I saw a bunch of guys 407 00:30:44,914 --> 00:30:45,999 shutting down the road to Denver. 408 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,876 It is bad. 409 00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:50,503 Why were you driving my car to Denver? 410 00:30:50,545 --> 00:30:51,588 To look for you. 411 00:30:53,006 --> 00:30:54,006 Silly. 412 00:30:54,007 --> 00:30:55,550 You stole my car? 413 00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:58,136 Man, you fucking klepto hippie freak. 414 00:30:58,178 --> 00:30:59,971 Okay, you don't need to get weird about it. 415 00:31:00,013 --> 00:31:02,140 Morty, look me in the eyes. 416 00:31:02,182 --> 00:31:04,851 Did you or any of your associates run me over 417 00:31:04,893 --> 00:31:06,644 so you could steal my car? 418 00:31:07,854 --> 00:31:09,189 No. 419 00:31:11,399 --> 00:31:12,400 All right. 420 00:31:14,027 --> 00:31:15,278 Oh man. Wallet. 421 00:31:17,072 --> 00:31:20,700 Ladies, the closest clinic is in Avon over the pass. 422 00:31:20,742 --> 00:31:22,368 I think it's too dangerous to get you there tonight. 423 00:31:22,410 --> 00:31:24,496 So how about this? Jimmy sets you up with a room. 424 00:31:24,537 --> 00:31:26,706 You clean up that leg, get some rest. 425 00:31:26,748 --> 00:31:27,874 Gratis? 426 00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:29,167 Gratis. 427 00:31:29,209 --> 00:31:30,877 Yeah. Let's figure this all out in the morning 428 00:31:30,919 --> 00:31:33,588 - Can you walk? - Uh, yeah, probably. 429 00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,217 Bea Arthur, that fucking hurts. 430 00:31:37,258 --> 00:31:39,052 Wait, wait, I can make a splint. 431 00:31:39,094 --> 00:31:40,178 I do this all the time. 432 00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:41,346 I just need a stick 433 00:31:41,387 --> 00:31:43,932 and make it half the size... 434 00:31:43,973 --> 00:31:45,725 No, no, that's an antique. 435 00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:47,227 I'll buy you another antique. 436 00:31:47,268 --> 00:31:49,395 Uh, guys, be cool. We can just use my stabby stick. 437 00:31:49,437 --> 00:31:50,647 Where is it? It's, uh, 438 00:31:50,688 --> 00:31:52,816 it's actually exactly the perfect size, so... 439 00:31:56,861 --> 00:31:58,780 Mortimer! Fuck in the fuck? 440 00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:01,116 That is not a stick. 441 00:32:10,792 --> 00:32:12,377 Yeah, that's a bone. 442 00:32:12,419 --> 00:32:14,129 Where'd you get that thing? 443 00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:16,005 I don't know, the, uh, the place I woke up, 444 00:32:16,047 --> 00:32:17,715 in the tree thing out in the woods. 445 00:32:17,757 --> 00:32:20,677 You know, there's animal bones everywhere out there. 446 00:32:20,718 --> 00:32:22,595 No way, dude. 447 00:32:22,637 --> 00:32:23,972 That is a person bone. 448 00:32:24,013 --> 00:32:26,516 Congratulations. Because I think you found a fossil. 449 00:32:26,558 --> 00:32:27,934 That's like Paleolithic or something. 450 00:32:27,976 --> 00:32:30,145 - From a caveman? - Could be. 451 00:32:30,145 --> 00:32:31,938 No, that bone's not old. 452 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,231 It's got metal pins in it. 453 00:32:33,273 --> 00:32:35,942 So that's surgical, right? 454 00:32:35,984 --> 00:32:38,194 Whoa! I know what this is. 455 00:32:38,236 --> 00:32:40,363 What? We're all suddenly bone-ologists here? 456 00:32:40,405 --> 00:32:42,782 My bud Turbo had a gnarly half-pipe crash, 457 00:32:42,824 --> 00:32:44,617 and they did surgery and put pins in his legs. 458 00:32:44,659 --> 00:32:47,495 And he showed me the x-rays, and they looked just... 459 00:32:48,788 --> 00:32:50,457 like that. 460 00:32:50,498 --> 00:32:54,461 Morty, uh, you and me, at Stan's, 461 00:32:54,502 --> 00:32:57,005 that sign with the snowboarding girl who went missing, 462 00:32:57,046 --> 00:32:58,298 the one you see all over town, right? 463 00:32:58,339 --> 00:32:59,507 This does sound familiar. 464 00:32:59,549 --> 00:33:00,967 Well, yes, because you were there. 465 00:33:01,009 --> 00:33:02,302 Come on, bus stops, Burger Kings, 466 00:33:02,343 --> 00:33:03,887 everywhere you go, you see that, 467 00:33:03,928 --> 00:33:05,555 that flier with their face on it. 468 00:33:05,597 --> 00:33:07,849 Uh, you guys know what I'm talking about, right? 469 00:33:07,891 --> 00:33:11,811 She's got a catchy name. Like Jackie Jazz or Claudia. 470 00:33:11,853 --> 00:33:14,981 Oh, the, the hotel must have 471 00:33:15,023 --> 00:33:17,859 one of those missing posters, right? 472 00:33:17,901 --> 00:33:19,486 - No. - Bullshit. 473 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,489 Why would you lie about that? 474 00:33:22,530 --> 00:33:24,324 I know exactly why. 475 00:33:25,366 --> 00:33:29,996 Because there was a reward, $75,000. 476 00:33:30,038 --> 00:33:31,372 See, I do remember. 477 00:33:31,414 --> 00:33:32,665 That's very sharp of you, Morty. 478 00:33:32,707 --> 00:33:35,251 And Jimbo here is lying because he wants 479 00:33:35,293 --> 00:33:37,670 the reward all to himself. 480 00:33:37,712 --> 00:33:38,922 What the fuck, dude? 481 00:33:38,963 --> 00:33:40,715 Jesus. Yes, I have one. 482 00:33:48,807 --> 00:33:52,477 Hey, look, Morty, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 483 00:33:52,519 --> 00:33:55,063 - 75K. - We found Chloe Jones. 484 00:33:55,105 --> 00:33:57,690 Hey, the chances that it's this girl, 485 00:33:57,732 --> 00:33:59,484 I mean, what are we even talking about here? 486 00:33:59,526 --> 00:34:02,737 And we still can't do anything about it until tomorrow morning. 487 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:05,865 Jimmy, get the rooms ready. The motel's empty. 488 00:34:05,907 --> 00:34:08,201 We're going to give you the best rooms in the place. 489 00:34:08,243 --> 00:34:10,954 They're exactly the same as all the other rooms. 490 00:34:12,414 --> 00:34:13,915 Jimmy. 491 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,418 Come on. 492 00:34:28,304 --> 00:34:30,682 - Morty. - Hang on a sec. 493 00:34:30,723 --> 00:34:34,686 Morty, w-would you stop stealing for one second and listen to me? 494 00:34:34,727 --> 00:34:37,939 - What? - Well, you're a woman of the world. 495 00:34:37,981 --> 00:34:42,402 I mean, I can't be the only one getting bad mojo around here, right? 496 00:34:42,444 --> 00:34:44,237 Now, these guys want to put us in a room. 497 00:34:44,279 --> 00:34:46,114 Well, that is a second location, my friend. 498 00:34:46,156 --> 00:34:47,532 - So? - I've got a very strict 499 00:34:47,574 --> 00:34:49,868 never let dudes take you to a second location policy. 500 00:34:49,909 --> 00:34:50,909 Served me quite well. 501 00:34:50,910 --> 00:34:52,078 I don't know. 502 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,498 I'm pretty sure the whole motel counts as one location. 503 00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:58,293 Besides, the angry one in the sweatsuit's kind of hot. 504 00:34:58,334 --> 00:35:01,337 Okay, well, he's, he's wearing an ankle monitor, 505 00:35:01,379 --> 00:35:03,673 so that's kind of a major red flag. 506 00:35:03,715 --> 00:35:05,842 Oh yeah? Ooh. 507 00:35:05,884 --> 00:35:07,218 Morty. 508 00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:09,345 I'm just saying, those things are mostly for rich guys 509 00:35:09,387 --> 00:35:12,432 that have lawyers and do, like, light crimes. 510 00:35:12,474 --> 00:35:14,684 Light crimes. Oh, very good. Okay. 511 00:35:14,726 --> 00:35:16,936 You guys make a terrific couple. I'll see you at the wedding, Gatsby. 512 00:35:16,978 --> 00:35:18,688 Hot or not, there's no way we're sharing 513 00:35:18,730 --> 00:35:20,732 that reward money with those brodinskis. 514 00:35:20,774 --> 00:35:22,776 We wouldn't even know it was a bone 515 00:35:22,817 --> 00:35:24,068 if it weren't for me. 516 00:35:24,110 --> 00:35:26,446 Ah yes. Your contributions have been manifold. 517 00:35:26,488 --> 00:35:27,614 And you are the one who found it 518 00:35:27,655 --> 00:35:28,907 because you were left for dead. 519 00:35:28,948 --> 00:35:30,366 That's not nothing. 520 00:35:30,408 --> 00:35:32,494 No, you're right. That's not nothing. 521 00:35:32,535 --> 00:35:33,995 In fact, it's odd, huh? 522 00:35:34,037 --> 00:35:35,622 - What? - Well, 523 00:35:35,663 --> 00:35:37,332 what are the chances of me almost dying 524 00:35:37,373 --> 00:35:39,292 and then getting dumped right next to another body? 525 00:35:39,334 --> 00:35:41,961 - Statistically? - No, wait. 526 00:35:42,003 --> 00:35:43,421 I wasn't dumped. 527 00:35:43,463 --> 00:35:46,424 That weird tree thing that I woke up in, it's hard to find. 528 00:35:46,466 --> 00:35:47,926 You'd have to know it was there. 529 00:35:48,802 --> 00:35:50,804 So that means... 530 00:35:50,845 --> 00:35:53,765 whoever hit me in the road and stuck me there, 531 00:35:53,807 --> 00:35:56,810 they also maybe buried Chloe Jones. 532 00:35:56,851 --> 00:35:59,104 Yeah, I figured that out 10 minutes ago. 533 00:35:59,145 --> 00:36:03,149 But the thing with a hit-and-run is they probably ran. 534 00:36:03,191 --> 00:36:04,484 Ran where? The roads are closed. 535 00:36:04,526 --> 00:36:06,694 There is nowhere to run. Give me the phone. 536 00:36:09,823 --> 00:36:12,492 Only if you promise we split the reward. 537 00:36:12,534 --> 00:36:14,911 Yeah, y... y... you win. Give me the phone. 538 00:36:16,371 --> 00:36:17,831 Look, I'm calling this in under your name, 539 00:36:17,872 --> 00:36:19,624 you know, assuming that you have one. 540 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,293 Holy shit. This line is dead. 541 00:36:22,335 --> 00:36:24,045 I don't think these guys called the cops. 542 00:36:25,797 --> 00:36:27,966 - Why would they do that? - Oh, I don't know, 543 00:36:28,007 --> 00:36:29,926 but I'm not really in a speculating mood right now. 544 00:36:29,968 --> 00:36:31,594 - We need to go. - I am not going anywhere 545 00:36:31,636 --> 00:36:33,012 without getting that reward. 546 00:36:33,054 --> 00:36:34,931 Morty, we need to go now! 547 00:36:37,225 --> 00:36:38,476 Fine. 548 00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:42,772 But you're really messed up, and I can't carry you. 549 00:36:42,814 --> 00:36:45,483 You need, like, gauze and meds. 550 00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:46,943 Maybe there's some first aid shit in your trunk. 551 00:36:46,985 --> 00:36:48,319 Wait, why were you going through my trunk? 552 00:36:48,361 --> 00:36:50,405 - I'll be right back. - Bullshit, Morty. 553 00:36:52,365 --> 00:36:54,075 God damn you, Bernstein. 554 00:36:58,788 --> 00:37:00,123 What are the fucking odds, man? 555 00:37:00,165 --> 00:37:01,541 I'm not even supposed to be here. 556 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:02,792 Yeah, well, you called me. 557 00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:04,127 Now they're going to call the cops 558 00:37:04,169 --> 00:37:06,004 for some pissant reward? 559 00:37:06,045 --> 00:37:07,881 You know, for most people, Trey, 560 00:37:07,922 --> 00:37:10,008 75 grand is real money. 561 00:37:10,049 --> 00:37:11,843 Okay, working-class hero, 562 00:37:11,885 --> 00:37:13,178 I get it, it's real money for them. 563 00:37:13,219 --> 00:37:15,180 Then why don't you open your wallet, huh? 564 00:37:15,221 --> 00:37:17,682 Double the reward if they keep their mouth shut. 565 00:37:17,724 --> 00:37:19,017 Pay 'em off. That's what you do, right? 566 00:37:19,058 --> 00:37:21,478 My God, it's not like you didn't take the money! 567 00:37:23,563 --> 00:37:25,148 Because you did, didn't you? 568 00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:27,025 Now you're trying to play all wounded 569 00:37:27,066 --> 00:37:29,569 and throw that back in my face ten years later. 570 00:37:31,071 --> 00:37:34,282 Look, we just need to get through the night, okay. 571 00:37:34,324 --> 00:37:36,284 They'll leave. You heard them. They don't want fucking cops. 572 00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:39,162 Those chicks are shady as hell. 573 00:37:39,204 --> 00:37:41,206 Yeah, well, you know what? Maybe that works in our favor. 574 00:37:41,247 --> 00:37:43,333 I'm saying they're unpredictable. 575 00:37:48,254 --> 00:37:50,006 Maybe we just take care of them. 576 00:37:53,051 --> 00:37:54,636 Don't make me ask what the fuck that means. 577 00:37:55,970 --> 00:37:57,097 They can be handled. 578 00:37:57,138 --> 00:37:58,515 If you're worried they're going to bolt, 579 00:37:58,556 --> 00:38:00,100 I've got some blues I can slip 'em, all right? 580 00:38:00,141 --> 00:38:01,643 Give 'em a good night's sleep 581 00:38:01,684 --> 00:38:04,437 and then pay 'em. 582 00:38:04,479 --> 00:38:05,479 And they're gone. 583 00:38:06,397 --> 00:38:08,066 Okay. 584 00:38:08,108 --> 00:38:09,317 But you better be right. 585 00:38:09,359 --> 00:38:12,320 Last thing I need is another chick going crazy on me right now. 586 00:38:16,074 --> 00:38:18,159 What the fuck? What? 587 00:38:18,201 --> 00:38:19,577 They can be handled? 588 00:38:20,453 --> 00:38:21,663 Great instincts, bro. 589 00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:48,314 Oh shit. 590 00:38:55,989 --> 00:38:57,282 Chloe. 591 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,494 Ka-ching. 592 00:39:02,662 --> 00:39:03,663 Oh. 593 00:39:16,426 --> 00:39:17,594 You lose this? 594 00:39:19,137 --> 00:39:21,514 I was just coming to check on you but... 595 00:39:21,556 --> 00:39:23,683 looks like you're taking pretty good care of yourself. 596 00:39:23,725 --> 00:39:25,059 I always do. 597 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:28,980 Why don't you, uh, lower that gun 598 00:39:29,022 --> 00:39:30,022 before someone gets hurt? 599 00:39:30,023 --> 00:39:31,316 Hurt? 600 00:39:32,525 --> 00:39:35,528 Seems like that bird has flown, Trey. 601 00:39:36,446 --> 00:39:38,073 That's a lot of hurt in there. 602 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,449 Look, I don't know what you think's going on. 603 00:39:39,491 --> 00:39:41,534 I think I just caught the psychopathic asshole 604 00:39:41,576 --> 00:39:44,037 who hit my friend in the road and buried them in a tree. 605 00:39:44,079 --> 00:39:45,955 - Calm down. - And was dumb enough to do it 606 00:39:45,997 --> 00:39:48,249 in the stupidest shoes to wear in the snow. 607 00:39:49,459 --> 00:39:51,461 Ever. 608 00:39:51,503 --> 00:39:54,631 Yeah, you left your dipshit footprints at a crime scene. 609 00:39:56,174 --> 00:39:58,384 And it was a gnarly crime scene. 610 00:39:59,302 --> 00:40:01,262 That's Chloe Jones in there. 611 00:40:01,304 --> 00:40:03,515 So between this and the LoJack on your ankle, 612 00:40:03,556 --> 00:40:07,811 I'm starting to think you've got quite a lot to lose here, Trey. 613 00:40:09,062 --> 00:40:11,523 Tell me what you want. 614 00:40:11,564 --> 00:40:14,150 That was the first smart thing you've said all night. 615 00:40:18,905 --> 00:40:20,740 Come on, you little bastard. 616 00:40:26,704 --> 00:40:29,666 Augh. You gotta be fucking kidding me. 617 00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:31,751 Okay. 618 00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:32,793 Aah! 619 00:40:43,638 --> 00:40:44,764 Jesus. 620 00:41:15,336 --> 00:41:17,589 - Oh. - Where's your friend? 621 00:41:17,630 --> 00:41:19,841 Uh, she's getting something from the car. 622 00:41:21,468 --> 00:41:23,261 Well, she forgot your keys. 623 00:41:24,554 --> 00:41:25,597 Yeah. 624 00:41:30,268 --> 00:41:32,353 So you knew Chloe Jones? 625 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:38,693 So you're the guy. 626 00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:40,528 The guy? 627 00:41:40,570 --> 00:41:42,739 The guy who drops 300K on a car 628 00:41:42,781 --> 00:41:45,909 just to show the world what a big dick he has. 629 00:41:45,950 --> 00:41:47,243 Guilty. 630 00:41:47,285 --> 00:41:48,495 Just so you understand what you're getting here, 631 00:41:48,536 --> 00:41:50,121 this is a Lamborghini Urus. 632 00:41:50,163 --> 00:41:52,540 Urus. Twin-turbo V-8, graphite capsule, 633 00:41:52,582 --> 00:41:54,751 only a few hundred in the US. 634 00:41:56,294 --> 00:41:58,588 I don't just steal wallets. 635 00:41:59,339 --> 00:42:01,049 I take pride in my work. 636 00:42:01,091 --> 00:42:04,219 Not that I've ever boosted a ride as sweet as this one. 637 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,012 Little better than the junker out front, huh? 638 00:42:06,054 --> 00:42:07,263 Got that right. 639 00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:09,933 Damn. 640 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:13,311 You really hit her. 641 00:42:13,353 --> 00:42:14,854 That going to be a problem? 642 00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:27,367 Just cosmetic damage. 643 00:42:28,118 --> 00:42:29,118 You're an asshole. 644 00:42:30,203 --> 00:42:31,413 But you already knew that. 645 00:42:31,454 --> 00:42:34,332 - Do we have a deal? - Yeah, we have a deal. 646 00:42:34,374 --> 00:42:35,959 But if you're thinking about calling the cops 647 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,086 as soon as I hit the road, 648 00:42:38,128 --> 00:42:41,339 don't forget that I know all about your little hidey-hole. 649 00:42:42,382 --> 00:42:44,467 And I got a phone full of photos. 650 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:46,886 Yeah. 651 00:42:53,601 --> 00:42:55,728 Trey was the one who was tight with Chloe. 652 00:42:58,231 --> 00:43:00,483 They had this on-again, off-again thing. 653 00:43:01,734 --> 00:43:05,238 But... sometimes we all hung out. 654 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,531 Huh. 655 00:43:06,573 --> 00:43:09,284 It was fun being around her. 656 00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:10,910 You know, she had an energy. 657 00:43:13,830 --> 00:43:14,914 I miss her. 658 00:43:16,207 --> 00:43:18,293 I'm sorry. Uh... 659 00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:20,837 Yeah, it seems like she was kind of a big deal 660 00:43:20,879 --> 00:43:22,589 with the snowboarding. 661 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:24,883 Sort of a real small-town hero, huh? 662 00:43:24,924 --> 00:43:27,385 Everyone thought she was going to go to the Olympics. 663 00:43:29,179 --> 00:43:32,265 Then... she just vanished. 664 00:43:32,307 --> 00:43:35,143 People talked, pressure got to her. 665 00:43:35,185 --> 00:43:37,604 Being the golden child, she skipped town. 666 00:43:38,646 --> 00:43:39,898 There was a lot of talk. 667 00:43:45,195 --> 00:43:47,405 - You're not looking so hot. - Yeah... 668 00:43:50,241 --> 00:43:52,911 You should take these. It's ibuprofen. 669 00:43:53,870 --> 00:43:54,871 I'd start with two. 670 00:43:56,456 --> 00:43:57,999 Yeah. Thanks. 671 00:43:59,793 --> 00:44:01,503 So you think that's her out there? 672 00:44:01,544 --> 00:44:03,296 I don't want to think about it. 673 00:44:03,338 --> 00:44:04,464 Right. I mean, I... 674 00:44:04,506 --> 00:44:06,382 Me, I just, I can't get over 675 00:44:06,424 --> 00:44:08,635 the coincidence, you know, uh... 676 00:44:08,676 --> 00:44:10,386 Like, do you think that maybe the same guy... 677 00:44:10,428 --> 00:44:11,679 What did I just say? 678 00:44:13,515 --> 00:44:15,016 I can't think about it, you know. 679 00:44:17,435 --> 00:44:18,937 It's too hard. 680 00:44:20,605 --> 00:44:22,857 You know, this isn't a cold case mystery 681 00:44:22,899 --> 00:44:25,568 for me or some bullshit. 682 00:44:30,073 --> 00:44:32,867 It never fucking goes away. 683 00:44:37,163 --> 00:44:38,456 Does it ever go away? 684 00:44:42,419 --> 00:44:43,711 I wish I'd... 685 00:44:44,629 --> 00:44:47,465 I'd have protected her from... 686 00:44:48,258 --> 00:44:49,509 whatever I... 687 00:44:51,010 --> 00:44:53,012 I wish I'd have been strong like that. 688 00:44:54,597 --> 00:44:57,142 Man, I-I'm sorry. 689 00:44:57,183 --> 00:45:02,689 I, I just started snapping into this mode I have and... 690 00:45:02,730 --> 00:45:05,233 You know, it's, it's been pretty messed up here, 691 00:45:05,275 --> 00:45:06,275 to tell you the truth. 692 00:45:06,276 --> 00:45:08,069 I generally live in the sunshine. 693 00:45:08,945 --> 00:45:10,780 But this year, 694 00:45:10,822 --> 00:45:15,076 I mean, it has eroded me, you know. 695 00:45:15,118 --> 00:45:18,121 It's just... Jesus, like... 696 00:45:21,124 --> 00:45:24,544 It's been pretty dark, actually, you know. 697 00:45:25,462 --> 00:45:28,089 It's hard to feel safe and, uh... 698 00:45:30,216 --> 00:45:31,217 Anyway. 699 00:45:32,677 --> 00:45:34,971 Look, I-I'm sorry. I... 700 00:45:39,559 --> 00:45:41,811 I'm not going to let anything happen to you tonight. 701 00:45:44,063 --> 00:45:45,106 You believe me, right? 702 00:45:46,316 --> 00:45:47,484 Yeah. 703 00:45:48,318 --> 00:45:49,611 Yeah, I do. 704 00:45:52,864 --> 00:45:55,325 Tell you what, Jimmy, end of the day, 705 00:45:55,366 --> 00:45:57,160 all I really want to do 706 00:45:57,202 --> 00:45:59,037 is get off this shit mountain. 707 00:46:06,252 --> 00:46:07,879 Anaheim Shores... 708 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,480 Proustian. 709 00:46:25,522 --> 00:46:27,732 - You okay? - What the hell is in this? 710 00:46:31,486 --> 00:46:33,696 Oh shit. Oh, that's Trey's coconut rum. 711 00:46:33,738 --> 00:46:36,533 He fucking loves that shit. Sorry about that. Hold up. 712 00:46:39,911 --> 00:46:42,997 You know, I, uh, I think I'm just going to... 713 00:46:44,082 --> 00:46:45,333 ow, find Morty 714 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:48,211 and, uh, get, get out of here. 715 00:46:55,176 --> 00:46:56,553 Strong... 716 00:46:58,972 --> 00:47:00,598 ibuprofen. 717 00:47:53,777 --> 00:47:55,111 Au revoir, Morty. 718 00:48:11,044 --> 00:48:13,254 Oh, Jesus Christ. 719 00:48:24,933 --> 00:48:26,476 Ibuprofen, my ass. 720 00:48:33,525 --> 00:48:35,610 - What happened to the girl? - Don't worry about it. We're good. 721 00:48:35,652 --> 00:48:37,153 No, dude. You look like shit. 722 00:48:37,195 --> 00:48:39,989 Yeah, because I was busy fixing our problem. 723 00:48:40,031 --> 00:48:41,741 Saving you again. You're welcome. 724 00:48:41,783 --> 00:48:43,076 Trey, what did you do to her? 725 00:48:43,118 --> 00:48:44,828 It's not going to be a problem 726 00:48:44,869 --> 00:48:46,329 for us anymore, okay. 727 00:48:46,371 --> 00:48:48,123 Oh fuck, Morty, I'm sorry. 728 00:48:48,164 --> 00:48:51,751 - Oh, my God. - No one is going to miss this girl. 729 00:48:51,793 --> 00:48:53,336 - Okay? Nobody. - We all could have... 730 00:48:53,378 --> 00:48:56,131 Fuck you, guys. Fuck you. 731 00:48:56,172 --> 00:48:57,257 You took this way too far, man. 732 00:48:57,298 --> 00:48:59,801 I caught her trying to steal my car. 733 00:48:59,843 --> 00:49:00,927 - Okay? - Bullshit. 734 00:49:00,969 --> 00:49:02,429 She was gonna go to the cops. 735 00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:05,014 I did what I had to do to save your sorry ass. 736 00:49:05,015 --> 00:49:06,074 - To save me? - Yeah. 737 00:49:06,075 --> 00:49:07,100 I didn't want any of this. 738 00:49:07,142 --> 00:49:09,811 Yeah, well, I didn't want to crash my 300K car 739 00:49:09,853 --> 00:49:12,313 because some chick's going crazy on me again. 740 00:49:14,023 --> 00:49:15,567 That's the second time you say that tonight. 741 00:49:15,608 --> 00:49:17,318 Say what? 742 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,155 Some other chick going crazy on you. 743 00:49:20,196 --> 00:49:23,533 Are you... Are you talking about Chloe? 744 00:49:23,575 --> 00:49:25,410 Fucking shit. Are you serious? 745 00:49:25,452 --> 00:49:27,787 - We're gonna talk about this right now? - Was it, Trey? Trey. 746 00:49:27,829 --> 00:49:29,038 - Here we go. - What did you do? 747 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,415 - Hold on. Do you hear that? - Shit. 748 00:49:30,457 --> 00:49:32,542 - No. Don't change the... - Shut the fuck up. Listen. 749 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,044 Gotcha. 750 00:49:37,046 --> 00:49:38,965 Ah! 751 00:49:45,263 --> 00:49:46,723 - Oh. - Oh shit. 752 00:49:46,765 --> 00:49:48,141 I thought you were asleep. 753 00:49:48,183 --> 00:49:50,810 Uh, well, you also thought I was dead, right? 754 00:49:50,852 --> 00:49:52,687 So I guess this is a thing I do now. 755 00:49:52,729 --> 00:49:54,063 - You should have stayed down. - Trey. 756 00:49:54,105 --> 00:49:55,732 Man, you fucking ran me over. 757 00:49:55,774 --> 00:49:58,318 - Chill out. - Look, whatever he told you, 758 00:49:58,359 --> 00:49:59,611 he is lying, okay. 759 00:49:59,652 --> 00:50:01,112 - He killed Chloe... - Okay. 760 00:50:01,154 --> 00:50:02,739 - ... and now he's doing it again. - We need to get her outside. 761 00:50:02,781 --> 00:50:04,824 He's just going to leave you here to do his dirty work, 762 00:50:04,866 --> 00:50:06,034 and then he's going to bail. 763 00:50:06,076 --> 00:50:08,161 Just leave you in this haunted moose lodge, 764 00:50:08,203 --> 00:50:09,537 seeing Chloe everywhere you look. 765 00:50:09,579 --> 00:50:12,874 Are you trying to play us against each other? 766 00:50:12,916 --> 00:50:14,542 We've been friends for years. 767 00:50:14,584 --> 00:50:16,002 Bullshit. Okay. 768 00:50:16,044 --> 00:50:18,463 Jimmy, he killed her. You understand? 769 00:50:18,505 --> 00:50:21,007 - He killed Chloe. - Oh, my God, you bitch! 770 00:50:21,049 --> 00:50:22,801 This is pathetic, right? 771 00:50:22,842 --> 00:50:24,052 Trey, what did you mean? 772 00:50:25,136 --> 00:50:26,554 What? 773 00:50:26,596 --> 00:50:28,515 "Another chick going crazy on you." What did you mean? 774 00:50:28,556 --> 00:50:30,934 Don't let her get inside your head right now, man. 775 00:50:30,975 --> 00:50:32,727 It's just, Chloe. 776 00:50:32,769 --> 00:50:34,020 Chloe. 777 00:50:34,771 --> 00:50:36,022 Did she go crazy on you? 778 00:50:36,064 --> 00:50:39,150 - Dude... - You said she had an accident. 779 00:50:39,192 --> 00:50:42,153 A bad reaction to the coke I sold you, that she fell. 780 00:50:42,195 --> 00:50:43,988 That is what happened. She fell. 781 00:50:44,030 --> 00:50:45,532 No, that is bullshit. 782 00:50:45,573 --> 00:50:46,573 Did you hit her? 783 00:50:47,909 --> 00:50:49,702 - Did you push her? - No! 784 00:50:49,744 --> 00:50:51,704 - Bullshit! - Okay, none of this matters! 785 00:50:51,746 --> 00:50:52,872 We were kids. 786 00:50:52,914 --> 00:50:54,666 I mean, who cares? 787 00:50:57,377 --> 00:51:01,214 Jimmy, how long have we known each other? 788 00:51:01,256 --> 00:51:02,757 Think about everything we've been through. 789 00:51:02,799 --> 00:51:06,177 Man, you were always like my big brother. 790 00:51:06,219 --> 00:51:10,557 You're my protector. And now I can return the favor. 791 00:51:10,598 --> 00:51:13,101 You want out of all this? I can get you out. 792 00:51:13,143 --> 00:51:15,145 - Jimmy... - Whatever you want. 793 00:51:16,146 --> 00:51:17,814 Whatever you want. 794 00:51:17,856 --> 00:51:20,108 We just got to do this one last thing. 795 00:51:22,819 --> 00:51:24,195 Jimmy, please. 796 00:51:26,706 --> 00:51:27,782 All right. 797 00:51:27,782 --> 00:51:29,909 There he is. 798 00:51:29,951 --> 00:51:31,703 Let's get her outside. It's cleaner that way. 799 00:51:45,467 --> 00:51:46,467 No. 800 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,096 Okay. Come on. Let's just get... 801 00:51:50,138 --> 00:51:51,347 Back up, man. 802 00:51:58,813 --> 00:52:00,106 Get out of my way. 803 00:52:01,858 --> 00:52:04,402 - You ruined my life. - I ruined your life? 804 00:52:04,444 --> 00:52:06,446 I was the only good thing you had going. 805 00:52:06,488 --> 00:52:09,449 You were a loser then, just like you're a loser now. 806 00:52:09,491 --> 00:52:11,868 Look at you, still stuck in this shithole? 807 00:52:11,910 --> 00:52:13,536 Let me tell you a secret. 808 00:52:13,578 --> 00:52:16,998 This is where you were always going to be. 809 00:52:17,874 --> 00:52:19,292 Maybe. 810 00:52:19,334 --> 00:52:22,420 But at least I'm done being your bitch. 811 00:52:27,967 --> 00:52:29,052 Oh! 812 00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:23,435 That is how you fuckin' do it! 813 00:55:23,476 --> 00:55:24,477 Woo! 814 00:55:25,728 --> 00:55:26,878 Morning, Trey, 815 00:55:26,896 --> 00:55:29,816 It's your friendly neighborhood parole officer. 816 00:55:29,858 --> 00:55:30,858 Be right there. 817 00:55:40,368 --> 00:55:42,662 All right, man, hurry up. 818 00:55:42,704 --> 00:55:43,830 It's cold out here. 819 00:56:53,358 --> 00:56:54,859 Merry Christmas. 820 00:56:56,653 --> 00:56:58,405 This morning, Colorado residents 821 00:56:58,446 --> 00:56:59,864 who were in a decade-long search... 822 00:56:59,906 --> 00:57:00,906 Ah. 823 00:57:00,907 --> 00:57:03,159 ... responding to a tip from a parole officer... 824 00:57:03,201 --> 00:57:04,661 Robocop. 825 00:57:04,702 --> 00:57:06,704 ... on the property of the Deerfield Motel. 826 00:57:06,746 --> 00:57:09,416 Authorities have confirmed that the remains belong 827 00:57:09,457 --> 00:57:11,751 to long-missing snowboarding phenom 828 00:57:11,793 --> 00:57:13,128 Chloe Jones. 829 00:57:13,169 --> 00:57:16,256 In a bizarre twist, Jones was discovered alongside 830 00:57:16,297 --> 00:57:18,341 two more recent slayings. 831 00:57:18,383 --> 00:57:21,261 A local, James Silva, was found dead 832 00:57:21,302 --> 00:57:23,680 along with a drifter named Charlie Kale, 833 00:57:23,721 --> 00:57:26,141 whose body and identification was found 834 00:57:26,182 --> 00:57:28,268 in a wrecked vehicle near the property. 835 00:57:28,309 --> 00:57:29,811 - Mortimer? - They're both believed 836 00:57:29,853 --> 00:57:33,231 to be victims of a wealthy parolee, Trey Nelson. 837 00:57:33,231 --> 00:57:36,526 Stay tuned for more on this developing story. 838 00:57:36,568 --> 00:57:37,944 And now we turn to county politics 839 00:57:37,986 --> 00:57:40,905 where a referendum on snowmobiling has... 840 00:57:40,947 --> 00:57:42,490 I'm dead. 841 00:57:43,950 --> 00:57:45,326 Holy God almighty. 842 00:57:45,368 --> 00:57:46,870 I'm dead. 843 00:58:04,220 --> 00:58:06,473 It's over. We got her. 844 00:58:06,514 --> 00:58:09,517 All I need to know is how deep to dig the hole. 845 00:58:24,157 --> 00:58:26,868 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 59077

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