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[Music] [Laughter]

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[Music] life isn't measured by the number of

life isn't measured by the number of

life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take

but by the moments

but by the moments

but by the moments that take our breath away

that take our breath away

that take our breath away [Music]

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fbi los angeles two to four this agent

fbi los angeles two to four this agent

fbi los angeles two to four this agent solomon code 16 gm

solomon code 16 gm

solomon code 16 gm yeah it's the ritter three one five two

yeah it's the ritter three one five two

yeah it's the ritter three one five two two ng i'm gonna need a cover for lake

two ng i'm gonna need a cover for lake

two ng i'm gonna need a cover for lake maryville it's located in northern

maryville it's located in northern

maryville it's located in northern california

california

california i don't know how long i'm staying but

i don't know how long i'm staying but

i don't know how long i'm staying but just send it to my phone

well it looks like there's fish in there

well it looks like there's fish in there

well it looks like there's fish in there [Music]

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[Music] the fall she returned to lake maryville

the fall she returned to lake maryville

the fall she returned to lake maryville everything changed

everything changed

everything changed [Music]

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what the [ __ ] were you thinking

what the [ __ ] were you thinking

what the [ __ ] were you thinking you almost got yourself killed not too

you almost got yourself killed not too

you almost got yourself killed not too much in your backup

please i have a baby let her go

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[Music] yes

yes

yes she was running

she was running

she was running but she had no idea why she chose to

but she had no idea why she chose to

but she had no idea why she chose to come back here of all places

holy christ oh my god [ __ ] i'm sorry

holy christ oh my god [ __ ] i'm sorry

holy christ oh my god [ __ ] i'm sorry this is happening geez uh i heard uh

this is happening geez uh i heard uh

this is happening geez uh i heard uh scream earlier was that you just wanted

scream earlier was that you just wanted

scream earlier was that you just wanted to go for a swim no i can't only time

to go for a swim no i can't only time

to go for a swim no i can't only time that i have okay would you mind

that i have okay would you mind

that i have okay would you mind is it a little autumn for a dip in the

is it a little autumn for a dip in the

is it a little autumn for a dip in the lake

lake

lake is that any of your business

oh

oh

oh here i'm fine just just get off me okay

here i'm fine just just get off me okay

here i'm fine just just get off me okay okay i just uh

okay i just uh

okay i just uh can you tell me which one of these god

can you tell me which one of these god

can you tell me which one of these god forsaken roads leads to lake maryville

forsaken roads leads to lake maryville

forsaken roads leads to lake maryville at our reunion last year my college

at our reunion last year my college

at our reunion last year my college roommate told me about her amazing

roommate told me about her amazing

roommate told me about her amazing rustic cabin got an address

rustic cabin got an address

rustic cabin got an address yeah

yeah

yeah oh it's in the car do you mind

oh it's in the car do you mind

oh it's in the car do you mind if that isn't too much to ask

so who was your college roommate heather

so who was your college roommate heather

so who was your college roommate heather adams

adams

adams heather

heather

heather well quite a character but no one's

well quite a character but no one's

well quite a character but no one's heard from her in

heard from her in

heard from her in forever

what'd you say your name was

what'd you say your name was

what'd you say your name was mackenzie

mackenzie

mackenzie aaron and you

she remembered her mother saying this

she remembered her mother saying this

she remembered her mother saying this sleepy burg was filled with rather

sleepy burg was filled with rather

sleepy burg was filled with rather eccentric and colorful characters right

eccentric and colorful characters right

eccentric and colorful characters right out of a novel i think that see that has

out of a novel i think that see that has

out of a novel i think that see that has a little bit of the red

a little bit of the red

a little bit of the red this is right here

i'm going back to this hi i'm here for

i'm going back to this hi i'm here for

i'm going back to this hi i'm here for cabin key uh yeah come on

cabin key uh yeah come on

cabin key uh yeah come on oh damn colin you have

oh damn colin you have

oh damn colin you have really done it this time cassandra

really done it this time cassandra

really done it this time cassandra darling you can't figure it out nobody

darling you can't figure it out nobody

darling you can't figure it out nobody can

can

can teach you and you've got a few blue ones

teach you and you've got a few blue ones

teach you and you've got a few blue ones together over there what is this

mckenzie mackenzie i'm here for the

mckenzie mackenzie i'm here for the

mckenzie mackenzie i'm here for the heather adams county property manager

heather adams county property manager

heather adams county property manager said they'd leave the key with you oh

said they'd leave the key with you oh

said they'd leave the key with you oh right i am so sorry we were just giving

right i am so sorry we were just giving

right i am so sorry we were just giving colin's latest masterpiece a test run

colin's latest masterpiece a test run

colin's latest masterpiece a test run hold on one second yeah

hold on one second yeah

hold on one second yeah grandparents is famous oh no not even

grandparents is famous oh no not even

grandparents is famous oh no not even really he designs puzzles look

really he designs puzzles look

really he designs puzzles look wow first glance it just looks like part

wow first glance it just looks like part

wow first glance it just looks like part of the design

of the design

of the design but when you look closer you can see

but when you look closer you can see

but when you look closer you can see that each and every piece has its own

that each and every piece has its own

that each and every piece has its own little story

little story

little story and it isn't until you put all those

and it isn't until you put all those

and it isn't until you put all those pieces together

pieces together

pieces together that you can actually see the big

that you can actually see the big

that you can actually see the big picture i used to do puzzles with my mom

picture i used to do puzzles with my mom

picture i used to do puzzles with my mom but

but

but nothing like this

nothing like this

nothing like this my mom thinks they're a waste of time

my mom thinks they're a waste of time

my mom thinks they're a waste of time she's like

she's like

she's like what's the point of sticking thousands

what's the point of sticking thousands

what's the point of sticking thousands of cardboard pieces together if you can

of cardboard pieces together if you can

of cardboard pieces together if you can just go to the store buy a print and

just go to the store buy a print and

just go to the store buy a print and frame it that's hardly the point right

frame it that's hardly the point right

frame it that's hardly the point right here you go

here you go

here you go oh thanks you are welcome

so uh if you need any help getting

so uh if you need any help getting

so uh if you need any help getting settled in my granddaughter here lives

settled in my granddaughter here lives

settled in my granddaughter here lives to be upset no okay thank you

to be upset no okay thank you

to be upset no okay thank you bye

bye

bye okay

who am i

who am i

who am i i just happen to be the soul writer

i just happen to be the soul writer

i just happen to be the soul writer slash editor and distributor of the pine

slash editor and distributor of the pine

slash editor and distributor of the pine mountain gazette which serves all 929

mountain gazette which serves all 929

mountain gazette which serves all 929 readers in a 50-mile radius

readers in a 50-mile radius

readers in a 50-mile radius of all the stories i've watched unfold

of all the stories i've watched unfold

of all the stories i've watched unfold hers is by far my personal favorite

hers is by far my personal favorite

hers is by far my personal favorite [Music]

so

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hey kid

hey kid

hey kid are you supposed to be out here alone

are you supposed to be out here alone

are you supposed to be out here alone where's your mom teaching where's yours

touch it

soft things

soft things

soft things melt

melt

melt hard things

um

um

um hey i gotta be somewhere

hey i gotta be somewhere

hey i gotta be somewhere i'm sorry

i'm sorry

i'm sorry about what i just said

lisa

lisa

lisa who is taking care of you as long as the

who is taking care of you as long as the

who is taking care of you as long as the fabio ladies book club can see me i'm

fabio ladies book club can see me i'm

fabio ladies book club can see me i'm okay my mom

okay my mom

okay my mom she makes me wear this just in case one

she makes me wear this just in case one

she makes me wear this just in case one time i got lost so yeah yeah i got it

time i got lost so yeah yeah i got it

time i got lost so yeah yeah i got it okay i'm just gonna go and make sure

okay i'm just gonna go and make sure

okay i'm just gonna go and make sure they know you're here better cause i

they know you're here better cause i

they know you're here better cause i could be halfway to mexico right now

she was only here because she had

she was only here because she had

she was only here because she had promised her mother she would return

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[Music] while she was a little too city for

while she was a little too city for

while she was a little too city for these parts

these parts

these parts she had never broken her word to her mom

she had never broken her word to her mom

she had never broken her word to her mom she wouldn't start now

she wouldn't start now

she wouldn't start now [Music]

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[Music] she had no tolerance for patients

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she thought she might go mad from

she thought she might go mad from

she thought she might go mad from boredom

and she was sick of this rustic cabin

and she was sick of this rustic cabin

and she was sick of this rustic cabin [Music]

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[Music] she ventured into town where the pine

she ventured into town where the pine

she ventured into town where the pine mountain inn served as the general store

mountain inn served as the general store

mountain inn served as the general store post office and gossip central

post office and gossip central

post office and gossip central thank you

thank you

thank you christ

christ

christ hey come join us hey did the guy call

hey come join us hey did the guy call

hey come join us hey did the guy call your name mackenzie but most people call

your name mackenzie but most people call

your name mackenzie but most people call me max cats

me max cats

me max cats may i present boy of a million

may i present boy of a million

may i present boy of a million adventures freddy and this one you've

adventures freddy and this one you've

adventures freddy and this one you've met is still my mother adele and that

met is still my mother adele and that

met is still my mother adele and that handsome devil is rodney proprietor of

handsome devil is rodney proprietor of

handsome devil is rodney proprietor of rodney's rodeo barn girl ah it's nice to

rodney's rodeo barn girl ah it's nice to

rodney's rodeo barn girl ah it's nice to meet you no need to meet you

meet you no need to meet you

meet you no need to meet you within two visits she learned colin had

within two visits she learned colin had

within two visits she learned colin had been a highly revered philosophy

been a highly revered philosophy

been a highly revered philosophy professor

professor

professor until he chucked it all one night moved

until he chucked it all one night moved

until he chucked it all one night moved into town and began to design his

into town and began to design his

into town and began to design his complex and intricate puzzles

complex and intricate puzzles

complex and intricate puzzles widowed he met the highly controversial

widowed he met the highly controversial

widowed he met the highly controversial cassandra an anti-feminist feminist who

cassandra an anti-feminist feminist who

cassandra an anti-feminist feminist who believed women could be insanely

believed women could be insanely

believed women could be insanely powerful and still be full of grace and

powerful and still be full of grace and

powerful and still be full of grace and beauty

let me crash upon your shore

let me crash upon your shore

let me crash upon your shore shipwrecking your thighs

shipwrecking your thighs

shipwrecking your thighs [Music]

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[Music] she quickly came to understand why mama

she quickly came to understand why mama

she quickly came to understand why mama adele founder of the fabio ladies book

adele founder of the fabio ladies book

adele founder of the fabio ladies book club and daughter cat were known to all

club and daughter cat were known to all

club and daughter cat were known to all as the endless bickersons

she heard a term called freddy vision

she heard a term called freddy vision

she heard a term called freddy vision but she would have no idea what that

but she would have no idea what that

but she would have no idea what that meant until much later

meant until much later

meant until much later [Music]

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[Music] know what i love more than rice pudding

know what i love more than rice pudding

know what i love more than rice pudding white my sweet daughter

white my sweet daughter

white my sweet daughter starving cheese

starving cheese

starving cheese when the last star in the sky disappears

when the last star in the sky disappears

when the last star in the sky disappears we begin our star venture

we begin our star venture

we begin our star venture and there is only one rule for the day

and there is only one rule for the day

and there is only one rule for the day no rules

no rules

no rules we just go whenever our wind takes us

she had no use for nostalgia

she had no use for nostalgia

she had no use for nostalgia bristled at the cloying bittersweet

bristled at the cloying bittersweet

bristled at the cloying bittersweet memories

if she couldn't bury herself in her work

if she couldn't bury herself in her work

if she couldn't bury herself in her work she would run

she would run

she would run in any event

in any event

in any event brief would not best her

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negotiator

i've never seen a mother and daughter

i've never seen a mother and daughter

i've never seen a mother and daughter any closer than the two of you

any closer than the two of you

any closer than the two of you [Music]

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[Music] we all loved her

we all loved her

we all loved her she was one of kind

she was one of kind

she was one of kind but you didn't take the time you needed

i can see the fear in your eyes i have a

i can see the fear in your eyes i have a

i can see the fear in your eyes i have a baby

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[Music] you got the [ __ ] balls

i'll [ __ ] waste her

i'll [ __ ] waste her

i'll [ __ ] waste her [Music]

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[Music] you're off the case off duty

you're off the case off duty

you're off the case off duty 90 days

90 days

90 days [Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

video grief is a scraggy [ __ ]

video grief is a scraggy [ __ ]

video grief is a scraggy [ __ ] and she doesn't give a royal [ __ ] about

and she doesn't give a royal [ __ ] about

and she doesn't give a royal [ __ ] about best intentions

best intentions

best intentions or whether you have the luxury of

or whether you have the luxury of

or whether you have the luxury of waiting her out

waiting her out

waiting her out you've got to find a way through this

you've got to find a way through this

you've got to find a way through this pain max not around it

hey

hey

hey hey

hey

hey oh uh glad i caught you actually

oh uh glad i caught you actually

oh uh glad i caught you actually grandparents wanted to know if you

grandparents wanted to know if you

grandparents wanted to know if you wanted to come in for some full moon mud

wanted to come in for some full moon mud

wanted to come in for some full moon mud pie

pie

pie i'm

i'm

i'm not much of a dessert person this is not

not much of a dessert person this is not

not much of a dessert person this is not just a dessert this is a life-changing

just a dessert this is a life-changing

just a dessert this is a life-changing experience you need to be here

experience you need to be here

experience you need to be here he only makes it once a month you don't

he only makes it once a month you don't

he only makes it once a month you don't want to get fomo

want to get fomo

want to get fomo it's real

it's real

it's real oh and we're about to start a new puzzle

oh and we're about to start a new puzzle

oh and we're about to start a new puzzle you look like you're trying to keep

you look like you're trying to keep

you look like you're trying to keep yourself busy and this is not the place

yourself busy and this is not the place

yourself busy and this is not the place for that

for that

for that well uh

well uh

well uh i definitely don't want to get fomo

i definitely don't want to get fomo

i definitely don't want to get fomo great uh we start around like seven

all right then

collins full moon mud pie came from the

collins full moon mud pie came from the

collins full moon mud pie came from the monthly celestial event

monthly celestial event

monthly celestial event which made the inky night sky brilliant

which made the inky night sky brilliant

which made the inky night sky brilliant with stars

with stars

with stars and became the blueprint for his puzzles

hey

hey

hey you can start you don't do it okay

you can start you don't do it okay

you can start you don't do it okay thanks

oh my god that is so good right wow i

oh my god that is so good right wow i

oh my god that is so good right wow i tell him he should be a chef

tell him he should be a chef

tell him he should be a chef [Music]

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[Music] my darling man oh thank you donna all

my darling man oh thank you donna all

my darling man oh thank you donna all right let's see thank you what have we

right let's see thank you what have we

right let's see thank you what have we got here where are we

got here where are we

got here where are we at madame wiselda's border yes

at madame wiselda's border yes

at madame wiselda's border yes madame as hell does borders and the

madame as hell does borders and the

madame as hell does borders and the straight-edged pieces align themselves

straight-edged pieces align themselves

straight-edged pieces align themselves with earth or sky oh god i know this in

with earth or sky oh god i know this in

with earth or sky oh god i know this in translation the james mural

translation the james mural

translation the james mural every time they start a new puzzle they

every time they start a new puzzle they

every time they start a new puzzle they quote it like scripture

quote it like scripture

quote it like scripture nothing is lost or all else is

nothing is lost or all else is

nothing is lost or all else is translation

translation

translation and every bit of us is lost in it

yeah puzzle as existential metaphor yeah

yeah puzzle as existential metaphor yeah

yeah puzzle as existential metaphor yeah yeah go get some full moon yes sir

yeah go get some full moon yes sir

yeah go get some full moon yes sir this is mckenzie hi this gadfly is

this is mckenzie hi this gadfly is

this is mckenzie hi this gadfly is gabrielle's sister my granddaughter who

gabrielle's sister my granddaughter who

gabrielle's sister my granddaughter who i like sometimes

i like sometimes

i like sometimes in spite of herself she was enjoying the

in spite of herself she was enjoying the

in spite of herself she was enjoying the company

company

company and that damn pie

and that damn pie

and that damn pie it was the best thing she'd eaten since

it was the best thing she'd eaten since

it was the best thing she'd eaten since she got there

she got there

she got there [Music]

after much urging she finally sat in on

after much urging she finally sat in on

after much urging she finally sat in on the weekly friday chess tournament are

the weekly friday chess tournament are

the weekly friday chess tournament are you in

you in

you in oh

oh

oh get in go

get in go

get in go okay let's do this

okay let's do this

okay let's do this such a disappointment is coming your way

such a disappointment is coming your way

such a disappointment is coming your way ah

ah

ah you don't know my test skills okay

you don't know my test skills okay

you don't know my test skills okay right

right

right but he's gonna whip you like a rented

but he's gonna whip you like a rented

but he's gonna whip you like a rented mule i'm just telling you up front

he seems harmless

he seems harmless

he seems harmless like like a lovely woodland creature but

like like a lovely woodland creature but

like like a lovely woodland creature but no

no

no [Music]

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[Music] this is the part where he sneaks up on

this is the part where he sneaks up on

this is the part where he sneaks up on you

you

you no no no no

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yeah it's humbling isn't it yes it is as

yeah it's humbling isn't it yes it is as

yeah it's humbling isn't it yes it is as you can see it takes very little to

you can see it takes very little to

you can see it takes very little to stimulate yeah but forget about that are

stimulate yeah but forget about that are

stimulate yeah but forget about that are you ready there's a polar bear poop in

you ready there's a polar bear poop in

you ready there's a polar bear poop in the snow i don't know i did not go to

the snow i don't know i did not go to

the snow i don't know i did not go to college

college

college all right i'm getting a chili bar for

all right i'm getting a chili bar for

all right i'm getting a chili bar for the winner and don't forget the whip

the winner and don't forget the whip

the winner and don't forget the whip that's right that's the attitude they

that's right that's the attitude they

that's right that's the attitude they might be quaint and slightly odd

might be quaint and slightly odd

might be quaint and slightly odd they sure had a way of enjoying

they sure had a way of enjoying

they sure had a way of enjoying themselves

themselves

themselves they all seemed skilled at making the

they all seemed skilled at making the

they all seemed skilled at making the simplest occurrence quite extraordinary

simplest occurrence quite extraordinary

simplest occurrence quite extraordinary i instantly regretted it and that is how

i instantly regretted it and that is how

i instantly regretted it and that is how it's done here in lake marvel we're all

it's done here in lake marvel we're all

it's done here in lake marvel we're all about manners

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she still ran

she still ran

she still ran but now she felt the cold morning mist

but now she felt the cold morning mist

but now she felt the cold morning mist wash over her

wash over her

wash over her and she didn't hate it

and she didn't hate it

and she didn't hate it [Music]

so you understand this isn't a part of

so you understand this isn't a part of

so you understand this isn't a part of the original instructions it's a cod

the original instructions it's a cod

the original instructions it's a cod assault to your father's will to be

assault to your father's will to be

assault to your father's will to be acted upon given certain criteria

what i'm about to tell you will

what i'm about to tell you will

what i'm about to tell you will certainly be counter to what you've

certainly be counter to what you've

certainly be counter to what you've heard or known all these years but it's

heard or known all these years but it's

heard or known all these years but it's nonetheless the truth

don't you just love the count even

don't you just love the count even

don't you just love the count even though he's a pernicious rap scallion

though he's a pernicious rap scallion

though he's a pernicious rap scallion like rap butler

like rap butler

like rap butler carrying scarlet up those fancy steps

carrying scarlet up those fancy steps

carrying scarlet up those fancy steps they don't make men like that anymore

they don't make men like that anymore

they don't make men like that anymore you think all that is progressive

you think all that is progressive

you think all that is progressive you know why don't you well afternoon

you know why don't you well afternoon

you know why don't you well afternoon good times people

good times people

good times people i know what you're thinking who invited

i know what you're thinking who invited

i know what you're thinking who invited george clooney to this affair oh i did

george clooney to this affair oh i did

george clooney to this affair oh i did nice nah actually i'm just uh thought

nice nah actually i'm just uh thought

nice nah actually i'm just uh thought i'd swing by see if you got the mixers i

i'd swing by see if you got the mixers i

i'd swing by see if you got the mixers i ordered oh yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna mix

ordered oh yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna mix

ordered oh yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna mix that up

that up

that up i'm gonna mix it right up i wish you

i'm gonna mix it right up i wish you

i'm gonna mix it right up i wish you would i wish you would

would i wish you would

would i wish you would so what do you say

so what do you say

so what do you say yeah you're in for some of the best

yeah you're in for some of the best

yeah you're in for some of the best fishing you'll ever see anywhere in

fishing you'll ever see anywhere in

fishing you'll ever see anywhere in these parts oh i think i'll sit this one

these parts oh i think i'll sit this one

these parts oh i think i'll sit this one out maybe next time oh

out maybe next time oh

out maybe next time oh what are you gonna do go home and cry

what are you gonna do go home and cry

what are you gonna do go home and cry about your life

about your life

about your life i'm so sad boo you're no fun

i'm so sad boo you're no fun

i'm so sad boo you're no fun she's fun

she's fun

she's fun no i will not ease up

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[Music]

[Music] uh

uh

uh kind of reading the paper here

what you're eating about

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[Music]

[Music] oops did you have some heart to be

oops did you have some heart to be

oops did you have some heart to be nope

nope

nope you know i like cheese where elise you

you know i like cheese where elise you

you know i like cheese where elise you know what my mom always says

know what my mom always says

know what my mom always says [Music]

[Music]

[Music] nope

nope

nope because i like him a lot

because i like him a lot

because i like him a lot i like a lot a lot right and

i like a lot a lot right and

i like a lot a lot right and she also wishes that she was a spy like

she also wishes that she was a spy like

she also wishes that she was a spy like you

you

you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] that looks interesting

that looks interesting

that looks interesting well that's crazy because i'm not a spy

do you have somewhere to be nope nope

do you have somewhere to be nope nope

do you have somewhere to be nope nope nowhere to be

nowhere to be

nowhere to be i could sit here with you all day

i could sit here with you all day

i could sit here with you all day if you were stranded in the rainforest

if you were stranded in the rainforest

if you were stranded in the rainforest what's one item you'd have you stay here

what's one item you'd have you stay here

what's one item you'd have you stay here i'm gonna go hey okay

i'm gonna go hey okay

i'm gonna go hey okay [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] she ain't coming back

[Music]

he's good luck

he's good luck

he's good luck you gotta have good luck when you're

you gotta have good luck when you're

you gotta have good luck when you're fishing that's right because i've got

fishing that's right because i've got

fishing that's right because i've got questionable juju so we need all the

questionable juju so we need all the

questionable juju so we need all the help we can get

help we can get

help we can get all right let's roll

all right let's roll

all right let's roll oh i have to go to the bathroom already

i don't bite you know

i don't bite you know

i don't bite you know [Music]

[Music]

[Music] why thank you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey your skin's soft

hey your skin's soft

hey your skin's soft okay thank you

[Music]

hey

hey

hey [Music]

hey you okay

ready

ready

ready yeah

yeah

yeah i'm just

i'm just

i'm just in it

in it

in it what can't you feel it

memorizing it

memorizing it

memorizing it for next time

for next time

for next time next time

next time

next time like when i have to go to the hospital

like when i have to go to the hospital

like when i have to go to the hospital or get my blood drawn

here's something else

here's something else

here's something else i know

i know

i know but i didn't ask to be hey

but i didn't ask to be hey

but i didn't ask to be hey i didn't mean it like that don't worry

i didn't mean it like that don't worry

i didn't mean it like that don't worry i'm used to it

i'm used to it

i'm used to it i think i don't know what people see

i think i don't know what people see

i think i don't know what people see gawking at me

gawking at me

gawking at me their eyes are like pinballs

their eyes are like pinballs

their eyes are like pinballs look anywhere but at the gork

look anywhere but at the gork

look anywhere but at the gork that's what's in their minds but out of

that's what's in their minds but out of

that's what's in their minds but out of their mouths were special needs

their mouths were special needs

their mouths were special needs one must be pc after all

one must be pc after all

one must be pc after all it's okay max

it's okay max

it's okay max i have a really good life i do

i have a really good life i do

i have a really good life i do and besides

and besides

and besides i get to know things

i get to know things

i get to know things feel things

feel things

feel things other people can't

like how your heart is so ginormous

like how your heart is so ginormous

like how your heart is so ginormous and that's why it hurts

and that's why it hurts

and that's why it hurts so

so

so deep

listen

listen

listen try not to worry okay

try not to worry okay

try not to worry okay oh his lifeline's here i can't get

oh his lifeline's here i can't get

oh his lifeline's here i can't get rodney on his cell phone oh he's a

rodney on his cell phone oh he's a

rodney on his cell phone oh he's a cowboy he's got about as much use for

cowboy he's got about as much use for

cowboy he's got about as much use for his cell phone as a damn donkey don't

his cell phone as a damn donkey don't

his cell phone as a damn donkey don't defend him cat no i i'm not defending

defend him cat no i i'm not defending

defend him cat no i i'm not defending him i'm just stating a fact

so what's the story here

so what's the story here

so what's the story here the story

well

well

well i mean he's smart as a whip this one

i mean he's smart as a whip this one

i mean he's smart as a whip this one yeah yeah but uh

what is it

it's called fanconi anemia

it's called fanconi anemia

it's called fanconi anemia it's rare as hell and

it's rare as hell and

it's rare as hell and it clobbers the

it clobbers the

it clobbers the genes that do dna repair

genes that do dna repair

genes that do dna repair not to mention the seizures and the

not to mention the seizures and the

not to mention the seizures and the cancer just breathing down their necks

cancer just breathing down their necks

cancer just breathing down their necks if that's not enough of a challenge

if that's not enough of a challenge

if that's not enough of a challenge there's

there's

there's life expectancy

tick-tock his mother sammy

tick-tock his mother sammy

tick-tock his mother sammy she's a gladiator

she's a gladiator

she's a gladiator i've never seen her buckle i don't know

i've never seen her buckle i don't know

i've never seen her buckle i don't know how she does it i mean she's made out of

how she does it i mean she's made out of

how she does it i mean she's made out of steel and strawberries

i want you to join us for dinner tonight

i want you to join us for dinner tonight

i want you to join us for dinner tonight oh no thank you no no you need to be

oh no thank you no no you need to be

oh no thank you no no you need to be with people

with people

with people okay i won't take no for an answer

okay i won't take no for an answer

okay i won't take no for an answer well in that case

oh

oh

oh [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey we better get you home

hey we better get you home

hey we better get you home okay

okay

okay yep

yep

yep [Music]

[Music]

[Music] that's why i didn't eat the sandwich

that's why i didn't eat the sandwich

that's why i didn't eat the sandwich yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah mom what could you possibly be thinking

mom what could you possibly be thinking

mom what could you possibly be thinking and who the hell do you think you are do

and who the hell do you think you are do

and who the hell do you think you are do you have a kid

you have a kid

you have a kid no because if you did you would have

no because if you did you would have

no because if you did you would have never taken my son without my permission

never taken my son without my permission

never taken my son without my permission don't even because i know you went to

don't even because i know you went to

don't even because i know you went to the big lake well of course we did

the big lake well of course we did

the big lake well of course we did there's no fish in the small water

there's no fish in the small water

there's no fish in the small water everyone knows no big lake unless i'm

everyone knows no big lake unless i'm

everyone knows no big lake unless i'm along did you remember to take his

along did you remember to take his

along did you remember to take his afternoon meds

afternoon meds

afternoon meds what if he had a seizure out there i

what if he had a seizure out there i

what if he had a seizure out there i brought them in my bag

brought them in my bag

brought them in my bag oh see there you go

oh see there you go

oh see there you go no no harm no foul no hey freddie here's

no no harm no foul no hey freddie here's

no no harm no foul no hey freddie here's your

your

your cat oh come on sammy you can't take the

cat oh come on sammy you can't take the

cat oh come on sammy you can't take the fisherman's catch away from him it

fisherman's catch away from him it

fisherman's catch away from him it wouldn't be right hey i'm really sorry

wouldn't be right hey i'm really sorry

wouldn't be right hey i'm really sorry but i would never hurt your son

but i would never hurt your son

but i would never hurt your son mom max is like crazy wonderful

mom max is like crazy wonderful

mom max is like crazy wonderful she's an

she's an

she's an awesome storyteller

imagine that

imagine that

imagine that let's go make some dinner

let's go make some dinner

let's go make some dinner yeah i met his party so

yeah i met his party so

yeah i met his party so i uh

i uh

i uh called heather today

called heather today

called heather today but her phone was disconnected so i did

but her phone was disconnected so i did

but her phone was disconnected so i did a little digging

a little digging

a little digging ended up speaking to her mother

ended up speaking to her mother

ended up speaking to her mother heather died about five years ago my son

heather died about five years ago my son

heather died about five years ago my son always believes the best in people but i

always believes the best in people but i

always believes the best in people but i don't suffer from that virtue

don't suffer from that virtue

don't suffer from that virtue stay the hell away from both of us

stay the hell away from both of us

stay the hell away from both of us you're right

you're right

you're right and i'm sorry i lied about heather

and i'm sorry i lied about heather

and i'm sorry i lied about heather but the truth is

but the truth is

but the truth is i'm working a special assignment for the

i'm working a special assignment for the

i'm working a special assignment for the epa

uh we're investigating potential

uh we're investigating potential

uh we're investigating potential environmental threats in the area and uh

environmental threats in the area and uh

environmental threats in the area and uh it's classified so we work undercover

it's classified so we work undercover

it's classified so we work undercover i'm sorry for any confusion

all right we'll see you later

all right we'll see you later

all right we'll see you later officer and whatever that is

okay it's possible i was a little too

okay it's possible i was a little too

okay it's possible i was a little too rough on there oh come on she's a good

rough on there oh come on she's a good

rough on there oh come on she's a good girl

girl

girl right

right

right trust me when have i ever led you astray

trust me when have i ever led you astray

trust me when have i ever led you astray do not answer that just go make my trout

do not answer that just go make my trout

do not answer that just go make my trout almandine the way i like it

almandine the way i like it

almandine the way i like it well if you would behave like a girl i'm

well if you would behave like a girl i'm

well if you would behave like a girl i'm trying to

trying to

trying to i've got women coming at me like bullets

i've got women coming at me like bullets

i've got women coming at me like bullets oh man it's a war zone for me

oh man it's a war zone for me

oh man it's a war zone for me did mom ever get here i have no idea

did mom ever get here i have no idea

did mom ever get here i have no idea this looks nice

this looks nice

this looks nice there you go thank you

there you go thank you

there you go thank you oh she's joining us for today i'm sorry

oh she's joining us for today i'm sorry

oh she's joining us for today i'm sorry you should have started without me

that's against every good breeding tip

that's against every good breeding tip

that's against every good breeding tip you've ever crammed into our little

you've ever crammed into our little

you've ever crammed into our little pagani

pagani

pagani uh this is our mom uh mom this is

uh this is our mom uh mom this is

uh this is our mom uh mom this is mackenzie aaron lovely to meet you how

mackenzie aaron lovely to meet you how

mackenzie aaron lovely to meet you how long have you been here

long have you been here

long have you been here a week

a week

a week enjoying your stay

mackenzie's a really great puzzler

mackenzie's a really great puzzler

mackenzie's a really great puzzler oh so they've lured you into their

oh so they've lured you into their

oh so they've lured you into their little

little

little conclave hey were you here a few summers

conclave hey were you here a few summers

conclave hey were you here a few summers ago

no hmm

no hmm

no hmm well you look familiar

well you look familiar

well you look familiar oh just

oh just

oh just one of those faces i guess yeah

one of those faces i guess yeah

one of those faces i guess yeah that's just so fascinating

that's just so fascinating

that's just so fascinating why don't you tell us what you're doing

why don't you tell us what you're doing

why don't you tell us what you're doing here

here

here oh just getting away from it all

oh just getting away from it all

oh just getting away from it all and yes pointedly unfascinating

and yes pointedly unfascinating

and yes pointedly unfascinating running

running

running that's where i've seen you

that's where i've seen you

that's where i've seen you have you run by the big lake yet

have you run by the big lake yet

have you run by the big lake yet yeah i've been uh hiking and running

yeah i've been uh hiking and running

yeah i've been uh hiking and running everywhere

everywhere

everywhere it's uh it's some kind of beautiful out

it's uh it's some kind of beautiful out

it's uh it's some kind of beautiful out there

there

there some kind of beautiful

mom

i um

i um

i um i understand you work for the government

uh yeah uh mom used to be a

uh yeah uh mom used to be a

uh yeah uh mom used to be a congresswoman now she's a consultant

congresswoman now she's a consultant

congresswoman now she's a consultant though and uh with the administration

though and uh with the administration

though and uh with the administration you know the phone's ringing off the

you know the phone's ringing off the

you know the phone's ringing off the hook

hook

hook yeah not an easy gig no yeah that house

yeah not an easy gig no yeah that house

yeah not an easy gig no yeah that house of cards selling a soul [ __ ]

of cards selling a soul [ __ ]

of cards selling a soul [ __ ] i thought we had a rule here yeah um

i thought we had a rule here yeah um

i thought we had a rule here yeah um no iphones or politics at the dinner

no iphones or politics at the dinner

no iphones or politics at the dinner table we get enough of it everywhere

table we get enough of it everywhere

table we get enough of it everywhere else because it's the latest spectator

else because it's the latest spectator

else because it's the latest spectator sport reality by stupid america where we

sport reality by stupid america where we

sport reality by stupid america where we await

await

await every day with sheer and disappointment

every day with sheer and disappointment

every day with sheer and disappointment aren't you clever sasha i seem to recall

aren't you clever sasha i seem to recall

aren't you clever sasha i seem to recall you didn't show up to vote

you didn't show up to vote

you didn't show up to vote if people want to know why millennials

if people want to know why millennials

if people want to know why millennials have checked out it's because you made

have checked out it's because you made

have checked out it's because you made us check out with all your lies bs spin

us check out with all your lies bs spin

us check out with all your lies bs spin spins all right tell us how you really

spins all right tell us how you really

spins all right tell us how you really feel okay here we go i think if the

feel okay here we go i think if the

feel okay here we go i think if the millennials checked out it's because we

millennials checked out it's because we

millennials checked out it's because we coddled you so spectacularly coddled

coddled you so spectacularly coddled

coddled you so spectacularly coddled jesus you were still drinking back then

jesus you were still drinking back then

jesus you were still drinking back then for days at a time and when i needed a

for days at a time and when i needed a

for days at a time and when i needed a mother it wasn't you know okay okay okay

mother it wasn't you know okay okay okay

mother it wasn't you know okay okay okay about what she hasn't done right look at

about what she hasn't done right look at

about what she hasn't done right look at you what have you done right this is

you what have you done right this is

you what have you done right this is [ __ ]

[ __ ]

[ __ ] mckenzie uh my girls are usually a

mckenzie uh my girls are usually a

mckenzie uh my girls are usually a little more civilized what oh

little more civilized what oh

little more civilized what oh he's caught honestly

he's caught honestly

he's caught honestly i'm such a rebel enough gabriel no no

i'm such a rebel enough gabriel no no

i'm such a rebel enough gabriel no no all right

all right

all right i forgot

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god it's not fair

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] mackenzie knew from her years of fbi

mackenzie knew from her years of fbi

mackenzie knew from her years of fbi training that there were far deeper

training that there were far deeper

training that there were far deeper secrets buried here than her own

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

is

[Music]

[Music]

i'll oh back okay

we're just

we're just

we're just we gotta get into the mood

see

see

see isn't this nice

isn't this nice

isn't this nice you don't always have to talk you know

no my mom's favorite word is

no my mom's favorite word is

no my mom's favorite word is [Music]

[Music]

[Music] no but i bet money you're about to tell

no but i bet money you're about to tell

no but i bet money you're about to tell me

me

me can tsukurai

can tsukurai

can tsukurai know what that means

know what that means

know what that means not even remotely

not even remotely

not even remotely [Music]

[Music]

[Music] more beautiful

more beautiful

more beautiful for heaven

it's japanese

it's japanese

it's japanese [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] here

here

here it's cold

it's cold

it's cold [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i know you didn't see any reason to meet

i know you didn't see any reason to meet

i know you didn't see any reason to meet your birth mother and

your birth mother and

your birth mother and i assume that's in large part because

i assume that's in large part because

i assume that's in large part because you were told she left you

but in fact that's not what happened

but in fact that's not what happened

but in fact that's not what happened [Music]

[Music]

[Music] does a one leg duck swim in a circle

does a one leg duck swim in a circle

does a one leg duck swim in a circle are you beating me

are you beating me

are you beating me yes

yes

yes i love when you babysit me gabrielle all

i love when you babysit me gabrielle all

i love when you babysit me gabrielle all feelings mutual little man

check this out freak

check this out freak

check this out freak yeah right

yeah right

yeah right [Music]

[Music]

[Music] don't listen to them okay they're jerks

don't listen to them okay they're jerks

don't listen to them okay they're jerks hey

hey

hey what happened to you

what happened to you

what happened to you yeah i'll stick your hand in some meat

yeah i'll stick your hand in some meat

yeah i'll stick your hand in some meat grinders

grinders

grinders if you guys don't stop i'm gonna get mom

if you guys don't stop i'm gonna get mom

if you guys don't stop i'm gonna get mom yeah let's keep playing okay lobster boy

yeah let's keep playing okay lobster boy

yeah let's keep playing okay lobster boy uh get a little too close to the lawn

uh get a little too close to the lawn

uh get a little too close to the lawn mower

mower

mower [Music]

[Music]

[Music] creepy creeper what a freaker out of

creepy creeper what a freaker out of

creepy creeper what a freaker out of here

what a [ __ ] i've never seen such a

what a [ __ ] i've never seen such a

what a [ __ ] i've never seen such a [ __ ] megatard

weirdo

hey

hey

hey what do you want

what do you want

what do you want what did you just say what do you care

what did you just say what do you care

what did you just say what do you care a hell of a lot is what i care

a hell of a lot is what i care

a hell of a lot is what i care now listen up

now listen up

now listen up if you speak to anyone like that ever

if you speak to anyone like that ever

if you speak to anyone like that ever again i'm gonna find you i'll make your

again i'm gonna find you i'll make your

again i'm gonna find you i'll make your sorry little lives freaking

sorry little lives freaking

sorry little lives freaking miserable you got that

miserable you got that

miserable you got that [ __ ] you

i'm sorry he told me to i i really

i'm sorry he told me to i i really

i'm sorry he told me to i i really didn't mean it it was his fault

didn't mean it it was his fault

didn't mean it it was his fault i didn't want to then don't say it

are you okay

are you okay

are you okay hey that was cool what you did over

hey that was cool what you did over

hey that was cool what you did over there

there

there well they won't be bothering freddy

well they won't be bothering freddy

well they won't be bothering freddy anymore

anymore

anymore no they certainly won't

no they certainly won't

no they certainly won't honey were those the same kids from last

honey were those the same kids from last

honey were those the same kids from last year

hey i know that it probably doesn't feel

hey i know that it probably doesn't feel

hey i know that it probably doesn't feel like it

like it

like it but it isn't you they don't like it's

but it isn't you they don't like it's

but it isn't you they don't like it's themselves

themselves

themselves okay

what do you say we go get you to those

what do you say we go get you to those

what do you say we go get you to those chili bars yeah yeah

chili bars yeah yeah

chili bars yeah yeah can max come

can max come

can max come um i'm i'm sure she has some things she

um i'm i'm sure she has some things she

um i'm i'm sure she has some things she has to do

has to do

has to do okay

thank you for that you think in this day

thank you for that you think in this day

thank you for that you think in this day and age people would be a little more

and age people would be a little more

and age people would be a little more sensitive

sensitive

sensitive i don't know how you deal with the

i don't know how you deal with the

i don't know how you deal with the [ __ ] well they certainly don't hand

[ __ ] well they certainly don't hand

[ __ ] well they certainly don't hand out a manual

i don't know you just learn to muddle

i don't know you just learn to muddle

i don't know you just learn to muddle through and hope like hell that people

through and hope like hell that people

through and hope like hell that people become less ignorant and less angry

become less ignorant and less angry

become less ignorant and less angry you know less fearful of those who look

you know less fearful of those who look

you know less fearful of those who look different

different

different or

or

or love different

ready

ready

ready don't let them get to you

don't let them get to you

don't let them get to you okay

okay

okay they just see the special needs freak

they just see the special needs freak

they just see the special needs freak show hey don't say that

show hey don't say that

show hey don't say that come on

come on

come on you know i think they call you special

you know i think they call you special

you know i think they call you special needs because i'm all that

needs because i'm all that

needs because i'm all that no

no

no it's not you who need us

it's not you who need us

it's not you who need us it's all of us who need you

okay

okay

okay it's true

it's true

it's true don't know what i do without you

don't know what i do without you

don't know what i do without you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] look i promised them i would take them

look i promised them i would take them

look i promised them i would take them for chili bars so

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] so

so

so [Music]

samantha

[Music]

[Music]

in other news the sister wives just took

in other news the sister wives just took

in other news the sister wives just took home a grammy for song of the year i

home a grammy for song of the year i

home a grammy for song of the year i don't play lead singer lisa jane

don't play lead singer lisa jane

don't play lead singer lisa jane remarked upon hearing the news that she

remarked upon hearing the news that she

remarked upon hearing the news that she hoped women everywhere would find

hoped women everywhere would find

hoped women everywhere would find inspiration from their journey

hey little man

what's wrong

why don't you like max

i know what you need

[Music]

hello

hi

hi

hi hi

thanks for your help the other day but

thanks for your help the other day but

thanks for your help the other day but you're just here for a visit

you're just here for a visit

you're just here for a visit but freddy's full-time not a roadside

but freddy's full-time not a roadside

but freddy's full-time not a roadside attraction so please whatever you do

attraction so please whatever you do

attraction so please whatever you do don't play him hey the last thing i'm

don't play him hey the last thing i'm

don't play him hey the last thing i'm doing is playing your son

doing is playing your son

doing is playing your son oh [ __ ]

oh [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] look i i i shouldn't have said that

look i i i shouldn't have said that

look i i i shouldn't have said that he's pretty damn insistent that i give

he's pretty damn insistent that i give

he's pretty damn insistent that i give you a second chance

he's

he's

he's got a heart that will overlook anything

got a heart that will overlook anything

got a heart that will overlook anything and i just don't want to see him hurt

so how about

so how about

so how about saturday afternoon

sure

so why puzzling

i guess it's showing me a whole new way

i guess it's showing me a whole new way

i guess it's showing me a whole new way to

to

to to see things that

to see things that

to see things that taken me way beyond

taken me way beyond

taken me way beyond what i thought i could comprehend

what i thought i could comprehend

what i thought i could comprehend how so

well none of us

well none of us

well none of us are remotely capable of

are remotely capable of

are remotely capable of experiencing the world we live in you

experiencing the world we live in you

experiencing the world we live in you know we've created two and three

know we've created two and three

know we've created two and three dimensional boundaries just to try to

dimensional boundaries just to try to

dimensional boundaries just to try to make sense of things but

make sense of things but

make sense of things but what lives inside the spaces of those

what lives inside the spaces of those

what lives inside the spaces of those boundaries

boundaries

boundaries and you're able to see that when you're

and you're able to see that when you're

and you're able to see that when you're puzzling

puzzling

puzzling well i've had some uh

well i've had some uh

well i've had some uh brief

brief

brief glimpses when i'm deep

glimpses when i'm deep

glimpses when i'm deep into a puzzle and

into a puzzle and

into a puzzle and where

where

where possibilities are limitless

possibilities are limitless

possibilities are limitless it's like looking at a

it's like looking at a

it's like looking at a a cloud

a cloud

a cloud and seeing the face of god

and seeing the face of god

and seeing the face of god huh

well into puzzling oh too puzzling to

well into puzzling oh too puzzling to

well into puzzling oh too puzzling to going where no man has gone before oh

going where no man has gone before oh

going where no man has gone before oh yeah live long break

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[Music] oh

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let me

let me

let me help you can't help

[Music]

take me to the nearest bar

take me to the nearest bar

take me to the nearest bar [Music]

i can't see it's not her name

i can't see it's not her name

i can't see it's not her name [Music]

[Music]

[Music] wow

[Music]

so

so

hey

can i help

can i help

can i help no i just need to wait for it to cool

no i just need to wait for it to cool

no i just need to wait for it to cool down

down

down actually i'm pretty handy with cars

actually i'm pretty handy with cars

actually i'm pretty handy with cars what's the problem

what's the problem

what's the problem well it needs a new uh

well it needs a new uh

well it needs a new uh well everything yeah

well everything yeah

well everything yeah it's just not a priority on the list

it's just not a priority on the list

it's just not a priority on the list next to all the bills and

next to all the bills and

next to all the bills and i mean god how i thought i could make a

i mean god how i thought i could make a

i mean god how i thought i could make a living being a dance teacher out here is

living being a dance teacher out here is

living being a dance teacher out here is beyond me

beyond me

beyond me you got a lot on your plate

you got a lot on your plate

you got a lot on your plate look i'm i'm not a martyr oh that's not

look i'm i'm not a martyr oh that's not

look i'm i'm not a martyr oh that's not what i heard

what i heard

what i heard i heard that you never crumble

i heard that you never crumble

i heard that you never crumble oh trust me i have my dates

while we're waiting

while we're waiting

while we're waiting what are you tell me about him

and then when he was five uh and we had

and then when he was five uh and we had

and then when he was five uh and we had gone through one of his surgeries

gone through one of his surgeries

gone through one of his surgeries one of my old dance friends came by and

one of my old dance friends came by and

one of my old dance friends came by and she proceeded to tell me how everyone

she proceeded to tell me how everyone

she proceeded to tell me how everyone felt so sorry that i didn't have a

felt so sorry that i didn't have a

felt so sorry that i didn't have a normal child and how it must be such a

normal child and how it must be such a

normal child and how it must be such a burden oh my god

burden oh my god

burden oh my god yeah and then i

yeah and then i

yeah and then i i asked her why she thought i wanted a

i asked her why she thought i wanted a

i asked her why she thought i wanted a normal kid because i didn't want freddy

normal kid because i didn't want freddy

normal kid because i didn't want freddy to be anything other than who he is

to be anything other than who he is

to be anything other than who he is you know and then she pulled me aside

you know and then she pulled me aside

you know and then she pulled me aside and she said don't ever say that again

and she said don't ever say that again

and she said don't ever say that again makes you sound crazy

makes you sound crazy

makes you sound crazy what

what

what maybe i am crazy no

maybe i am crazy no

maybe i am crazy no no

no

no every day freddie teaches me something

every day freddie teaches me something

every day freddie teaches me something new

new

new i mean sure the the everyday challenges

i mean sure the the everyday challenges

i mean sure the the everyday challenges can be annoying but

you know we really are just very happy

you know we really are just very happy

you know we really are just very happy how we are

you know i always say when you hug

you know i always say when you hug

you know i always say when you hug freddy it's like hugging god

freddy it's like hugging god

freddy it's like hugging god i mean

i mean

i mean how does it get any better than that

how does it get any better than that

how does it get any better than that it doesn't

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it's hard quick open it up oh well she's

it's hard quick open it up oh well she's

it's hard quick open it up oh well she's not going to vanish into thin air

not going to vanish into thin air

not going to vanish into thin air gosh this is crazy awesome there you're

gosh this is crazy awesome there you're

gosh this is crazy awesome there you're here care for a surprise does heaven

here care for a surprise does heaven

here care for a surprise does heaven taste like cotton candy

taste like cotton candy

taste like cotton candy mom's made the most awesome cheese

mom's made the most awesome cheese

mom's made the most awesome cheese raviolis ever we're gonna have garlic

raviolis ever we're gonna have garlic

raviolis ever we're gonna have garlic bread and for dessert some apple pie

look mom this is called the nesting doll

look mom this is called the nesting doll

look mom this is called the nesting doll and it's like the coolest thing ever

and it's like the coolest thing ever

and it's like the coolest thing ever it's like seeing

it's like seeing

it's like seeing all the times

all the times

all the times of a person's life

of a person's life

of a person's life and how

and how

and how things stay

things stay

things stay part of you forever

part of you forever

part of you forever max got her first one from her mom when

max got her first one from her mom when

max got her first one from her mom when she was four and always got a new one at

she was four and always got a new one at

she was four and always got a new one at christmas and birthdays and she has like

christmas and birthdays and she has like

christmas and birthdays and she has like hundreds of them at home hey

hundreds of them at home hey

hundreds of them at home hey i'm not that old

okay it's time for dinner and early

okay it's time for dinner and early

okay it's time for dinner and early bedtime for you

bedtime for you

bedtime for you can max stay

can max stay

can max stay i don't know

handmax day

handmax day

handmax day [Music]

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[Music] i'd love to

yay

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay little man

okay little man

okay little man time for bed

time for bed

time for bed [Music]

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so

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so

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it was only then that max began to fully

it was only then that max began to fully

it was only then that max began to fully grasp their daily challenges

wow

wow

wow you weren't fooling around

you weren't fooling around

you weren't fooling around the

the

the monkeys

monkeys

monkeys yeah he collects them like you do

yeah he collects them like you do

yeah he collects them like you do nesting dolls

nesting dolls

nesting dolls why monkeys

why monkeys

why monkeys well he used to

well he used to

well he used to love how curious george was always

love how curious george was always

love how curious george was always busting out and doing things he

busting out and doing things he

busting out and doing things he shouldn't until that man with that silly

shouldn't until that man with that silly

shouldn't until that man with that silly yellow hat

yellow hat

yellow hat i say

i say

i say don't

don't

don't mock

mock

mock me

me

me that's right

i love you

i love you

i love you the biggest

the biggest

the biggest the mostest

the mostest

the mostest and the first

and the first

and the first mama

mama

mama i love you the mostest

uh

so

um

um

um [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

you had one didn't you

you had one didn't you

you had one didn't you no

no

no no i i am

okay

okay

okay but i'm fine

but i'm fine

but i'm fine like more importantly how are you

like more importantly how are you

like more importantly how are you cause i know those kids were back at the

cause i know those kids were back at the

cause i know those kids were back at the lake

next took care of that

next took care of that

next took care of that i've been very quiet all night long

i've been very quiet all night long

i've been very quiet all night long it's like

it's like

it's like when i have to go to

when i have to go to

when i have to go to my place at the hospital

and

and

and you know i have to be there until it's

you know i have to be there until it's

you know i have to be there until it's okay again

okay again

okay again right

yeah sweetie

yeah sweetie

yeah sweetie is that where you've been

well

well

well mackenzie does the same thing

mackenzie does the same thing

mackenzie does the same thing she has to go to her place a lot

she has to go to her place a lot

she has to go to her place a lot a lot a lot

a lot a lot

a lot a lot because she hurts

because she hurts

because she hurts crazy often

crazy often

crazy often and she doesn't have someone

and she doesn't have someone

and she doesn't have someone helping her feel safe

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[Music]

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[Music] steel

steel

steel [Music]

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[Music] silk on stone

silk on stone

silk on stone sun warm

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] looks like someone's been busy

looks like someone's been busy

looks like someone's been busy okay i don't want to be rude but well

okay i don't want to be rude but well

okay i don't want to be rude but well you were the other night left without

you were the other night left without

you were the other night left without saying yeah i wasn't feeling well sorry

saying yeah i wasn't feeling well sorry

saying yeah i wasn't feeling well sorry look i'm not sure i buy that

i'm not sure what to think actually

freddy says you were just sad and

freddy says you were just sad and

freddy says you were just sad and i will bet on freddy every single time

[Music]

it's a monkey man

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[Music]

[Music]

[Music] so

so

so if freddie's right

if freddie's right

if freddie's right what are you so sad about

what are you so sad about

what are you so sad about that's sad i was tired

that's sad i was tired

that's sad i was tired okay look i'm not trying to intrude i

okay look i'm not trying to intrude i

okay look i'm not trying to intrude i just wanted to say thank you

just wanted to say thank you

just wanted to say thank you thank you

yeah for making my son so happy

i don't think i have ever seen him light

i don't think i have ever seen him light

i don't think i have ever seen him light up the way he does when you're around

well he's he's freaking awesome kid

well he's he's freaking awesome kid

well he's he's freaking awesome kid he's maddening at times but

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[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

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come on let's go kick the [ __ ] out of

come on let's go kick the [ __ ] out of

come on let's go kick the [ __ ] out of some dancing right have you seen this

some dancing right have you seen this

some dancing right have you seen this one dance oh you were in for a treat

one dance oh you were in for a treat

one dance oh you were in for a treat [Music]

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[Music] afraid

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] i'm not sure

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] personally

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey have you decided yet

look you gotta order something

look you gotta order something

look you gotta order something okay you know what a scotch double you

okay you know what a scotch double you

okay you know what a scotch double you sure you want to go that way

sure you want to go that way

sure you want to go that way all right

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

your mother didn't choose to cut you out

your mother didn't choose to cut you out

your mother didn't choose to cut you out of her life

of her life

of her life that was your father's decision

that was your father's decision

that was your father's decision your father was a dear friend

your father was a dear friend

your father was a dear friend i watched him agonize over this decision

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[Music] thanks mama i love it

thanks mama i love it

thanks mama i love it oh my baby

oh my baby

oh my baby you're getting so big

you're getting so big

you're getting so big not big enough

not big enough

not big enough i can't wait to grow up and become a

i can't wait to grow up and become a

i can't wait to grow up and become a policeman just like daddy

policeman just like daddy

policeman just like daddy you don't want to grow up too fast

you don't want to grow up too fast

you don't want to grow up too fast sweetie

sweetie

sweetie once you've done it there's no going

once you've done it there's no going

once you've done it there's no going back

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right

i have to work tomorrow

i have to work tomorrow

i have to work tomorrow for those kids

for those kids

for those kids getting so big

samantha

hey

hey

hey samantha

samantha

samantha samantha

samantha

samantha do you always cut out on people without

do you always cut out on people without

do you always cut out on people without any explanation no of course not really

any explanation no of course not really

any explanation no of course not really mackenzie

mackenzie

mackenzie i don't know what to think

i don't know what to think

i don't know what to think something about you is just not

something about you is just not

something about you is just not right something is off i don't know my

right something is off i don't know my

right something is off i don't know my mother died

mother died

mother died what

what

what last night a year ago and i just

last night a year ago and i just

last night a year ago and i just i lost it

i lost it

i lost it and no i'm not one to cut out on people

and no i'm not one to cut out on people

and no i'm not one to cut out on people so i want to

apologize come with me

my gum was in my pocket the whole time

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this isn't what i do

this isn't what i do

this isn't what i do what you do to forget or

what you do to forget or

what you do to forget or in general

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] rebecca it's me um

rebecca it's me um

rebecca it's me um listen i i need you to do something for

listen i i need you to do something for

listen i i need you to do something for me

ugh

so tell me about her

she was

she was the only person i ever trusted

she was the only person i ever trusted

she was the only person i ever trusted with everything

with everything

with everything you know i used to get teased a lot

you know i used to get teased a lot

you know i used to get teased a lot about being adopted but

about being adopted but

about being adopted but i couldn't have been loved more by

i couldn't have been loved more by

i couldn't have been loved more by anyone else

she was um

hey dad used to bring me up here

hey dad used to bring me up here

hey dad used to bring me up here so

so

so if i ever need to clear my head this is

if i ever need to clear my head this is

if i ever need to clear my head this is where i come

you never mentioned him

you never mentioned him

you never mentioned him does he live here

he uh he died when i was 23.

he uh he died when i was 23.

he uh he died when i was 23. so i know what it's like to lose the

so i know what it's like to lose the

so i know what it's like to lose the parent that shaped you

parent that shaped you

parent that shaped you and it's still so fresh for you

and it's still so fresh for you

and it's still so fresh for you yeah

yeah

yeah hey i'm sorry about your dad

hey i'm sorry about your dad

hey i'm sorry about your dad no don't be he was

no don't be he was

no don't be he was amazing

amazing

amazing but

but

but when he passed i sort of bottomed out

when he passed i sort of bottomed out

when he passed i sort of bottomed out i stopped dancing

i stopped dancing

i stopped dancing and ended up with derek

and got pregnant within months

and got pregnant within months

and got pregnant within months something was wrong with the pregnancy

something was wrong with the pregnancy

something was wrong with the pregnancy we just didn't know what

we just didn't know what

we just didn't know what the moment that he was born

the moment that he was born

the moment that he was born everyone pushed for a dnr

everyone pushed for a dnr

everyone pushed for a dnr so

so

so they they administered the morphine and

they they administered the morphine and

they they administered the morphine and took him off the vent

and when they put him on my chest

and when they put him on my chest

and when they put him on my chest my heart broke into a million pieces

he was so fragile

he was so fragile

he was so fragile if there's a hell on this earth

if there's a hell on this earth

if there's a hell on this earth it's trying to help your baby die

i just held him

i just held him

i just held him and i prayed

and i prayed

and i prayed and i told him it was okay to go

and i told him it was okay to go

and i told him it was okay to go whatever he needed

whatever he needed

whatever he needed derek

derek

derek when he left the hospital said he

when he left the hospital said he

when he left the hospital said he couldn't be there

and where are you i felt like i was in a

and where are you i felt like i was in a

and where are you i felt like i was in a horror movie

horror movie

horror movie so surreal just

so surreal just

so surreal just waiting

waiting

waiting and waiting for him to pass

i need you i can't do this alone but he

i need you i can't do this alone but he

i need you i can't do this alone but he just kept breathing

just kept breathing

just kept breathing and living

derek

derek

derek the doctors my friends everyone

they'd already given up on him

they'd already given up on him

they'd already given up on him what are you saying it's it's it's too

what are you saying it's it's it's too

what are you saying it's it's it's too hard for you to watch him die

hard for you to watch him die

hard for you to watch him die i spent 135 days in the nicu

i spent 135 days in the nicu

i spent 135 days in the nicu we will never

we will never

we will never ever

ever

ever come back from this

come back from this

come back from this i'm done

i'm done

i'm done [Music]

[Music]

[Music] 135 days of of strong babies

135 days of of strong babies

135 days of of strong babies dying and weak babies living

it was also arbitrary

you know it it made me realize

motherhood is not an entitlement it's a

motherhood is not an entitlement it's a

motherhood is not an entitlement it's a sacred privilege

sacred privilege

sacred privilege so you damn well better bring it and

so you damn well better bring it and

so you damn well better bring it and don't

complain my god i'm i'm sorry we

complain my god i'm i'm sorry we

complain my god i'm i'm sorry we we came up here to help you and then off

we came up here to help you and then off

we came up here to help you and then off i go on this rant are you kidding me

i go on this rant are you kidding me

i go on this rant are you kidding me thank you

thank you

thank you thank you for sharing that with me

thank you for sharing that with me

thank you for sharing that with me [Music]

[Music]

so

you don't have to be sad anymore because

you don't have to be sad anymore because

you don't have to be sad anymore because you have us now

you have us now

you have us now we're almost

is he okay

is he okay

is he okay what is merged

he merges the people he loves into his

he merges the people he loves into his

he merges the people he loves into his soul

very few get that honor

very few get that honor

very few get that honor i am honored

please excuse my ignorance but uh

please excuse my ignorance but uh

please excuse my ignorance but uh when does he meet the wheelchair

when does he meet the wheelchair

when does he meet the wheelchair well when he's completely well he

well when he's completely well he

well when he's completely well he doesn't need it at all

doesn't need it at all

doesn't need it at all but when he's really sick

but when he's really sick

but when he's really sick we use it to conserve his energy

so um does he have any contact with his

so um does he have any contact with his

so um does he have any contact with his dad

dad

dad and then

anyone else since

it's one thing to date a single mom

it's one thing to date a single mom

it's one thing to date a single mom quite another when you add a wheelchair

quite another when you add a wheelchair

quite another when you add a wheelchair to the mix

to the mix

to the mix how's that

how's that

how's that well imagine every night you come home

well imagine every night you come home

well imagine every night you come home the first thing we talk about is

the first thing we talk about is

the first thing we talk about is freddy's day

freddy's day

freddy's day doctor's visits

doctor's visits

doctor's visits test results therapy

test results therapy

test results therapy or

or

or maybe you finally fit in that tennis

maybe you finally fit in that tennis

maybe you finally fit in that tennis game and

game and

game and i'm blowing up your phone all day with

i'm blowing up your phone all day with

i'm blowing up your phone all day with texts from the er

you know forget anyone else's needs

you know forget anyone else's needs

you know forget anyone else's needs getting met because

getting met because

getting met because my priority is the freddie channel 24 7.

don't i sound like a perfect catch

i don't play tennis

i don't play tennis

i don't play tennis [Music]

wow that went fast

wow that went fast

wow that went fast yeah gotta get him home oh sure sure

yeah gotta get him home oh sure sure

yeah gotta get him home oh sure sure food

hey would

hey would

hey would you like to join us for dinner

yeah

yeah

yeah yeah um i just have to drop by my cabin

yeah um i just have to drop by my cabin

yeah um i just have to drop by my cabin but then i'll be there say seven

but then i'll be there say seven

but then i'll be there say seven yeah

hey becca were you able to match it

hey becca were you able to match it

hey becca were you able to match it oh good yes yes send it to me right away

oh

oh

oh [ __ ]

how can i help you

how can i help you

how can i help you what is your best bottle of red

what is your best bottle of red

what is your best bottle of red you don't want to know

you don't want to know

you don't want to know but i happen to have some of my private

but i happen to have some of my private

but i happen to have some of my private reserve for folks with um

reserve for folks with um

reserve for folks with um discriminating tastes

discriminating tastes

discriminating tastes be right back

of all the gin joints vivian

of all the gin joints vivian

of all the gin joints vivian it's kind of a shocker huh

um bug

um bug

um bug can i get two shots of your best scotch

can i get two shots of your best scotch

can i get two shots of your best scotch you're still scottish no i don't want no

you're still scottish no i don't want no

you're still scottish no i don't want no no it's okay buck

pretty remarkable coincidence if you ask

pretty remarkable coincidence if you ask

pretty remarkable coincidence if you ask me

me

me my mother used to bring me here as a kid

my mother used to bring me here as a kid

my mother used to bring me here as a kid so

so

so coincidence dispelled i know who you are

coincidence dispelled i know who you are

coincidence dispelled i know who you are mackenzie

mackenzie

mackenzie okay

okay

okay who am i

who am i

who am i you're a quantico rock star

you're a quantico rock star

you're a quantico rock star although you're off at present for

although you're off at present for

although you're off at present for disciplinary action

disciplinary action

disciplinary action and i'm sorry about your mother

and i'm sorry about your mother

and i'm sorry about your mother but i have to ask myself why is it that

but i have to ask myself why is it that

but i have to ask myself why is it that we are both vacationing in this little

we are both vacationing in this little

we are both vacationing in this little town that i've made my second home

town that i've made my second home

town that i've made my second home so who are you working for and what is

so who are you working for and what is

so who are you working for and what is it that you want

it that you want

it that you want you sell for yourself i'm on leave

you sell for yourself i'm on leave

you sell for yourself i'm on leave and what happened 10 years ago is

and what happened 10 years ago is

and what happened 10 years ago is nobody's business okay

nobody's business okay

nobody's business okay so if you'll excuse me i'm running to

so if you'll excuse me i'm running to

so if you'll excuse me i'm running to stay away from my family

stay away from my family

stay away from my family i still have some sway with your

i still have some sway with your

i still have some sway with your director and i can make things very

director and i can make things very

director and i can make things very uncomfortable for you

i'll do whatever the hell i please

it's killing me

jesus

jesus

jesus he's burning up

i was afraid he was coming down with

i was afraid he was coming down with

i was afraid he was coming down with something

something

something i'm gonna go get some tylenol

[Music]

seriously

seriously

seriously [ __ ] ridiculous

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh

let's go

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[Music]

do we need to take him in

unfortunately his immune system is shot

unfortunately his immune system is shot

unfortunately his immune system is shot every time he goes in the hospital he

every time he goes in the hospital he

every time he goes in the hospital he catches something even worse

catches something even worse

catches something even worse and i've had plenty of practice breaking

and i've had plenty of practice breaking

and i've had plenty of practice breaking these fevers

these fevers

these fevers look i'm

look i'm

look i'm sure you have other things you need to

sure you have other things you need to

sure you have other things you need to get to

get to

get to not a chance

mom

mom

mom mom

mom

mom where's

where's

where's what are you doing get over here quick

what are you doing get over here quick

what are you doing get over here quick and shut the door

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[Music] fbi

fbi

fbi forget that

forget that

forget that how do they know each other and what the

how do they know each other and what the

how do they know each other and what the [ __ ] is she doing here they probably

[ __ ] is she doing here they probably

[ __ ] is she doing here they probably just know each other through work

just know each other through work

just know each other through work mom was on the intelligence committee

mom was on the intelligence committee

mom was on the intelligence committee couldn't they have just met there

gabrielle look at this photo and try not

gabrielle look at this photo and try not

gabrielle look at this photo and try not to be a [ __ ] disney princess

to be a [ __ ] disney princess

to be a [ __ ] disney princess what do you see

what do you see

what do you see it's like she just can't help herself

it's like she just can't help herself

it's like she just can't help herself i wonder what else she hasn't told us

these are the nights that i'm haunted

these are the nights that i'm haunted

these are the nights that i'm haunted i can't stand to think of him suffering

i can't stand to think of him suffering

i can't stand to think of him suffering hey

hey

hey he wants to be here

he wants to be here

he wants to be here he's made that very clear

he's made that very clear

he's made that very clear what can i do what do you need

get me out of my head

get me out of my head

get me out of my head um

um

um tell me more about

tell me more about

tell me more about your mother the way that you do freddie

okay

okay

okay we would go on these star ventures

we would go on these star ventures

we would go on these star ventures star adventures yeah

star adventures yeah

star adventures yeah we would

we would

we would get up in the morning with the stars

get up in the morning with the stars

get up in the morning with the stars and get in the car

and get in the car

and get in the car and then go on an adventure

and then go on an adventure

and then go on an adventure no rules no shoulds

no rules no shoulds

no rules no shoulds and we would have the best time you

and we would have the best time you

and we would have the best time you could ever imagine

when i was like six or seven

when i was like six or seven

when i was like six or seven she started this tradition

she started this tradition

she started this tradition where uh

where uh

where uh we would go around the table

we would go around the table

we would go around the table and mama would ask

and mama would ask

and mama would ask what was the best thing that happened to

what was the best thing that happened to

what was the best thing that happened to you today

you today

you today and

and

and the worst

the worst

the worst or

or

or if this was your last day on earth

if this was your last day on earth

if this was your last day on earth what would you do

and she would wrap it up with

what did you learn about yourself today

what did you learn about yourself today

what did you learn about yourself today so

so

so what did you learn about yourself

what did you learn about yourself

what did you learn about yourself today

that my greatest mom on earth may have

that my greatest mom on earth may have

that my greatest mom on earth may have to share her title

[Music]

i think his fever is finally breaking

i'm not going anywhere

i'm not going anywhere

i'm not going anywhere i love you monkey

i love you monkey

i love you monkey [Music]

wait a minute what's this

you know what um maybe we found enough

you know what um maybe we found enough

you know what um maybe we found enough dirt on her for one day do we really

dirt on her for one day do we really

dirt on her for one day do we really want to

want to

want to don't buckle now open it

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[Music]

[Music] uh

how do you do it

how do you do it

how do you do it keeping him well the constant stress

dancing

dancing

dancing i mean isn't that the definition of

i mean isn't that the definition of

i mean isn't that the definition of irony

irony

irony how

how

how absolute freedom of movement saves me

absolute freedom of movement saves me

absolute freedom of movement saves me from

from

from the way that he's trapped inside his

the way that he's trapped inside his

the way that he's trapped inside his body

body

body if i didn't have dance i don't

you could

you could

you could i mean like the couch is comfortable

i mean like the couch is comfortable

i mean like the couch is comfortable it's so late

it's so late

it's so late i'm fine thank you

i'm fine thank you

i'm fine thank you and thank you for sharing your son with

and thank you for sharing your son with

and thank you for sharing your son with me

yeah

yeah

yeah hey

hey

hey are you okay ah

are you okay ah

are you okay ah wait am i

wait am i

wait am i i don't know why i'm crying it's been a

i don't know why i'm crying it's been a

i don't know why i'm crying it's been a hell of a stressful no it's not that

it's just

it's just

it's just well no one

well no one

well no one has ever been like you are with freddie

has ever been like you are with freddie

has ever been like you are with freddie and

do

it's okay

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oh my god i i don't know i'm i'm sorry i

oh my god i i don't know i'm i'm sorry i

oh my god i i don't know i'm i'm sorry i don't know why i i just i just was

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oh my god

oh my god

oh my god it goes so long without

it goes so long without

it goes so long without forget that passion never existed

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] did you and mom have a sleepover

did you and mom have a sleepover

did you and mom have a sleepover uh hi hi you did ask like you and kyle

uh hi hi you did ask like you and kyle

uh hi hi you did ask like you and kyle do sometimes um how about how about some

do sometimes um how about how about some

do sometimes um how about how about some orange juice and i'll make my special

orange juice and i'll make my special

orange juice and i'll make my special pancake can we have another one tonight

pancake can we have another one tonight

pancake can we have another one tonight and we can all watch a movie

and we can all watch a movie

and we can all watch a movie you know what uh i i would love that but

you know what uh i i would love that but

you know what uh i i would love that but um right now i gotta run bye

so

so

so what's the deal with rodney

what's the deal with rodney

what's the deal with rodney are you jealous

he's my uncle my dad's brother

he's my uncle my dad's brother

he's my uncle my dad's brother that's how we ended up here are you

that's how we ended up here are you

that's how we ended up here are you kidding me

kidding me

kidding me um

okay okay

okay okay

okay okay yeah

yeah

yeah yeah

yeah

yeah hey

hey

hey i need to tell you something

oh my god we're gonna be late

oh my god we're gonna be late

oh my god we're gonna be late i'm sorry i interrupted you

i'm sorry i interrupted you

i'm sorry i interrupted you you know what never mind make them wait

you know what never mind make them wait

you know what never mind make them wait you sure

have you ever tried these little pig pig

have you ever tried these little pig pig

have you ever tried these little pig pig navels

navels

navels unbelievable yeah

hi everyone sorry we're late better late

hi everyone sorry we're late better late

hi everyone sorry we're late better late than never never leaves you better right

than never never leaves you better right

than never never leaves you better right uh max these are the pinch shows uh yeah

uh max these are the pinch shows uh yeah

uh max these are the pinch shows uh yeah we we've all met

we we've all met

we we've all met apparently yeah we're all practically

apparently yeah we're all practically

apparently yeah we're all practically family now oh that's right your cabins

family now oh that's right your cabins

family now oh that's right your cabins are only a few down from colin yeah um

are only a few down from colin yeah um

are only a few down from colin yeah um yeah maybe i should go this looks like a

yeah maybe i should go this looks like a

yeah maybe i should go this looks like a family don't maybe no no no no no no max

family don't maybe no no no no no no max

family don't maybe no no no no no no max max wow

max wow

max wow don't be shy now right come on max come

don't be shy now right come on max come

don't be shy now right come on max come out with me all right

okay i like to make a toast oh yes yes

okay i like to make a toast oh yes yes

okay i like to make a toast oh yes yes to my

to my

to my beautiful daughter

beautiful daughter

beautiful daughter my loving lovable

my loving lovable

my loving lovable tightly wound complex daughter you're

tightly wound complex daughter you're

tightly wound complex daughter you're not as young as you used to be

not as young as you used to be

not as young as you used to be but you're not as old as you're gonna be

but you're not as old as you're gonna be

but you're not as old as you're gonna be happy birthday we love you happy

happy birthday we love you happy

happy birthday we love you happy birthday

so um

so um

so um how do you all know each

how do you all know each

how do you all know each other max goes fishing with us and she's

other max goes fishing with us and she's

other max goes fishing with us and she's pretty good at chess too and

pretty good at chess too and

pretty good at chess too and she tells

she tells

she tells crazy awesome stories

crazy awesome stories

crazy awesome stories [Music]

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[Music] that is fascinating

that is fascinating

that is fascinating you just make friends all over the place

you just make friends all over the place

you just make friends all over the place max is more than just a friend miss

max is more than just a friend miss

max is more than just a friend miss vivian max and mom are like rodney and

vivian max and mom are like rodney and

vivian max and mom are like rodney and cat you know

cat you know

cat you know friends with benedicts okay oh my god i

friends with benedicts okay oh my god i

friends with benedicts okay oh my god i beg your pardon

well who can blame me here's to the

well who can blame me here's to the

well who can blame me here's to the young couple i'm getting in on that

and when max stays over tonight we're

and when max stays over tonight we're

and when max stays over tonight we're all gonna watch a movie right mom

all gonna watch a movie right mom

all gonna watch a movie right mom yes well happy freaking birthday mom

yes well happy freaking birthday mom

yes well happy freaking birthday mom i am not gonna let this happen i suggest

i am not gonna let this happen i suggest

i am not gonna let this happen i suggest that you leave agent de ritter agent

that you leave agent de ritter agent

that you leave agent de ritter agent what are you talking about your friend

what are you talking about your friend

what are you talking about your friend here she's fbi she's been here spying on

here she's fbi she's been here spying on

here she's fbi she's been here spying on me because of the upcoming hearings i've

me because of the upcoming hearings i've

me because of the upcoming hearings i've read her file she's dangerous that's

read her file she's dangerous that's

read her file she's dangerous that's what she's doing that's not that's not

what she's doing that's not that's not

what she's doing that's not that's not vivian

vivian

vivian i'm not gonna calm down she's been

i'm not gonna calm down she's been

i'm not gonna calm down she's been suspended she uses people sam

suspended she uses people sam

suspended she uses people sam mom she's always on the make you have to

mom she's always on the make you have to

mom she's always on the make you have to leave now

leave now

leave now vivian

vivian

vivian calm down now

calm down now

calm down now mom it's starting

i'm right here with you you're safe give

i'm right here with you you're safe give

i'm right here with you you're safe give me my bag

me my bag

me my bag right here baby

right here baby

right here baby [Music]

[Music]

[Music] ready

ready

ready [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay

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you couldn't just leave could you i told

you couldn't just leave could you i told

you couldn't just leave could you i told you

you

you [Music]

hey please just call me and let me know

hey please just call me and let me know

hey please just call me and let me know how we move

how we move

how we move sam

sam

sam i knew this was gonna happen she just

i knew this was gonna happen she just

i knew this was gonna happen she just couldn't listen who are you

couldn't listen who are you

couldn't listen who are you in all this time i was protecting you

in all this time i was protecting you

in all this time i was protecting you thinking sasha was too hard on you i

thinking sasha was too hard on you i

thinking sasha was too hard on you i don't have time for whatever sasha has

don't have time for whatever sasha has

don't have time for whatever sasha has fed you the truth okay the truth mom

fed you the truth okay the truth mom

fed you the truth okay the truth mom look before we become judge and jury

look before we become judge and jury

look before we become judge and jury maybe you ought to listen to some facts

maybe you ought to listen to some facts

maybe you ought to listen to some facts here or a more tedious excuse okay both

here or a more tedious excuse okay both

here or a more tedious excuse okay both of you enough sit down

of you enough sit down

of you enough sit down go on viv i'll take care of this go on

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[Music]

[Music] uh

uh

uh [Music]

ugh

[Music]

your mother didn't choose to cut you out

your mother didn't choose to cut you out

your mother didn't choose to cut you out of her life

of her life

of her life that was your father's decision he gave

that was your father's decision he gave

that was your father's decision he gave your mother chance after chance but

your mother chance after chance but

your mother chance after chance but she just couldn't pull it together

she just couldn't pull it together

she just couldn't pull it together and then when you were two she passed

and then when you were two she passed

and then when you were two she passed out while you were in her care she quite

out while you were in her care she quite

out while you were in her care she quite literally

literally

literally lost you

lost you

lost you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and then a neighbor spotted you

and then a neighbor spotted you

and then a neighbor spotted you wandering down a busy street

wandering down a busy street

wandering down a busy street that was the last your mother ever saw

that was the last your mother ever saw

that was the last your mother ever saw of you so why are you telling me all

of you so why are you telling me all

of you so why are you telling me all this now

this now

this now because of this connoisseur to your

because of this connoisseur to your

because of this connoisseur to your father's will

father's will

father's will i was directed to share this information

i was directed to share this information

i was directed to share this information with you when you turned 25 or when you

with you when you turned 25 or when you

with you when you turned 25 or when you got pregnant

got pregnant

got pregnant he wanted you to meet your mother

he wanted you to meet your mother

he wanted you to meet your mother [Music]

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[Music] i don't understand

so

so

so does that make her our sister

does that make her our sister

does that make her our sister half sister

and freddie's our nephew

and freddie's our nephew

and freddie's our nephew forgive me for staring

i'm

i'm

i'm just trying to take you in

just trying to take you in

just trying to take you in that makes two of us

that makes two of us

that makes two of us samantha's mackenzie can you just call

samantha's mackenzie can you just call

samantha's mackenzie can you just call me

uh it's me again i'm sorry k please just

uh it's me again i'm sorry k please just

uh it's me again i'm sorry k please just call me i'm going crazy

call me i'm going crazy

call me i'm going crazy your mother tried to do everything she

your mother tried to do everything she

your mother tried to do everything she could to mend fences during

could to mend fences during

could to mend fences during samantha's pregnancy

samantha's pregnancy

samantha's pregnancy they even

they even

they even began to forge a really nice

began to forge a really nice

began to forge a really nice relationship what happened

relationship what happened

relationship what happened [Music]

[Music]

[Music] how things blew apart when freddie was

how things blew apart when freddie was

how things blew apart when freddie was born

born

born i need you i can't do this alone

i need you i can't do this alone

i need you i can't do this alone i want to honey

i want to honey

i want to honey i'm just not strong like you are

i'm just not strong like you are

i'm just not strong like you are we will never

we will never

we will never ever

ever

ever come back from this

come back from this

come back from this [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i'm done

i'm done

i'm done take me to the nearest bar

take me to the nearest bar

take me to the nearest bar [Music]

[Music]

[Music] well she didn't hear from samantha for

well she didn't hear from samantha for

well she didn't hear from samantha for seven years

seven years

seven years as freddie

as freddie

as freddie grew older he began to ask if he had any

grew older he began to ask if he had any

grew older he began to ask if he had any family

family

family is that why we feel so close to him

is that why we feel so close to him

is that why we feel so close to him maybe

maybe

maybe or maybe you just can't help but feel

or maybe you just can't help but feel

or maybe you just can't help but feel close to him

why mom why didn't you tell us this

why mom why didn't you tell us this

why mom why didn't you tell us this really was up to samantha to share with

really was up to samantha to share with

really was up to samantha to share with you after all she didn't have to

you after all she didn't have to

you after all she didn't have to make contact with me

make contact with me

make contact with me whatever

whatever

whatever sasha i know that you want to be angry

sasha i know that you want to be angry

sasha i know that you want to be angry with me to cover up your hurt

with me to cover up your hurt

with me to cover up your hurt and yes i have made such a mess of so

and yes i have made such a mess of so

and yes i have made such a mess of so many things

many things

many things i am trying i really am

i am trying i really am

i am trying i really am and i can't even ask you to meet me

and i can't even ask you to meet me

and i can't even ask you to meet me halfway because i know that i have to

halfway because i know that i have to

halfway because i know that i have to earn your trust back again over time

earn your trust back again over time

earn your trust back again over time but right now

but right now

but right now i need to go and make sure that

i need to go and make sure that

i need to go and make sure that freddie and samantha are okay

samantha

samantha

samantha please just let me know that freddie's

please just let me know that freddie's

please just let me know that freddie's okay

okay

okay i know you're upset

i know you're upset

i know you're upset but i can explain

but i can explain

but i can explain and there's something i need to tell you

and there's something i need to tell you

and there's something i need to tell you but i can't

but i can't

but i can't do this over the phone

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um can you watch him what

um can you watch him what

um can you watch him what i need to run to the pharmacy to pick up

i need to run to the pharmacy to pick up

i need to run to the pharmacy to pick up a seizure medication oh sure

a seizure medication oh sure

a seizure medication oh sure okay i'll be right back

miss vivian

miss vivian

miss vivian yes honey

yes honey

yes honey you and i have a lot in common

you and i have a lot in common

you and i have a lot in common how's that honey

how's that honey

how's that honey we only get one day at a time

so

so

so we've gotta make each one count

your mother must have forgotten her he's

your mother must have forgotten her he's

your mother must have forgotten her he's all right back okay

what are you doing here i thought i made

what are you doing here i thought i made

what are you doing here i thought i made myself perfectly clear what are you

myself perfectly clear what are you

myself perfectly clear what are you doing here i am here to help my daughter

doing here i am here to help my daughter

doing here i am here to help my daughter and so help me god you stay away from

and so help me god you stay away from

and so help me god you stay away from her

her

her what

what

what what are you talking about my daughter

what are you talking about my daughter

what are you talking about my daughter samantha i have just gotten her back

samantha i have just gotten her back

samantha i have just gotten her back into my life and the last thing i am

into my life and the last thing i am

into my life and the last thing i am gonna let you do is hurt her

gonna let you do is hurt her

gonna let you do is hurt her no

no

no no no way i am just

no no way i am just

no no way i am just building a relationship with her and it

building a relationship with her and it

building a relationship with her and it would be destroyed if she finds out she

would be destroyed if she finds out she

would be destroyed if she finds out she has to know vivian i'm not going to

has to know vivian i'm not going to

has to know vivian i'm not going to light her around what the hell is going

light her around what the hell is going

light her around what the hell is going on here

on here

on here it's it's nothing we we knew each other

it's it's nothing we we knew each other

it's it's nothing we we knew each other from now no someone is going to tell me

from now no someone is going to tell me

from now no someone is going to tell me what's going on oh it shouldn't have

what's going on oh it shouldn't have

what's going on oh it shouldn't have happened mackenzie i i was drunk honey i

happened mackenzie i i was drunk honey i

happened mackenzie i i was drunk honey i don't that's enough mom

kenzie

we were lovers

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[Music]

[Music] i want you both out

i want you both out

i want you both out no

no

no i said now

sam

sam

sam i am so sorry but i can't take this back

i am so sorry but i can't take this back

i am so sorry but i can't take this back it was ten years ago

it was ten years ago

it was ten years ago why her of all people why didn't you say

why her of all people why didn't you say

why her of all people why didn't you say something it only lasted a week and how

something it only lasted a week and how

something it only lasted a week and how could i know that she was your mother

could i know that she was your mother

could i know that she was your mother i was in dc for the fallen heroes

i was in dc for the fallen heroes

i was in dc for the fallen heroes memorial in we were both wasted and in

memorial in we were both wasted and in

memorial in we were both wasted and in so much pain and spare me spare me i

so much pain and spare me spare me i

so much pain and spare me spare me i know pain that's what this life is it's

know pain that's what this life is it's

know pain that's what this life is it's filled with pain it doesn't play fair it

filled with pain it doesn't play fair it

filled with pain it doesn't play fair it kicks you in the gut you don't have the

kicks you in the gut you don't have the

kicks you in the gut you don't have the luxury of self-pity or to go out and get

luxury of self-pity or to go out and get

luxury of self-pity or to go out and get wasted because you have a sick child to

wasted because you have a sick child to

wasted because you have a sick child to take care of and then every minute has

take care of and then every minute has

take care of and then every minute has to count because it can all go away in a

to count because it can all go away in a

to count because it can all go away in a heartbeat hey look at me

heartbeat hey look at me

heartbeat hey look at me look at me please

look at me please

look at me please you don't have to be a rock every single

you don't have to be a rock every single

you don't have to be a rock every single day and you don't have to do this alone

day and you don't have to do this alone

day and you don't have to do this alone okay you don't oh god

okay you don't oh god

okay you don't oh god i don't know who i'm more in love with

i don't know who i'm more in love with

i don't know who i'm more in love with you or your son but

you or your son but

you or your son but i swear to you what

i swear to you what

i swear to you what swear to me what let me end this i'm in

swear to me what let me end this i'm in

swear to me what let me end this i'm in a thousand percent

a thousand percent

a thousand percent today

today

today maybe tomorrow

maybe tomorrow

maybe tomorrow you have no idea

you have no idea

you have no idea what it's like to live with an

what it's like to live with an

what it's like to live with an expiration date

watching watching the days go

the more days you get

the more days you get

the more days you get this

this

this falling fire

and you will simply expire along with it

oh no

oh no

oh no we can't afford the time to see if

we can't afford the time to see if

we can't afford the time to see if you're telling the truth

you're telling the truth

you're telling the truth especially with your track record

especially with your track record

especially with your track record so leave

so leave

so leave please

please

please leave

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it was a year later

it was a year later

it was a year later when mackenzie got the call

vivian

thanks for agreeing to meet me

i guess things didn't turn out the way

i guess things didn't turn out the way

i guess things didn't turn out the way either one of us wanted

either one of us wanted

either one of us wanted so why am i here

because

because

because i needed to see your face when i tell

i needed to see your face when i tell

i needed to see your face when i tell you

you

you how deeply sorry i am for all the

how deeply sorry i am for all the

how deeply sorry i am for all the trouble i caused

trouble i caused

trouble i caused i just got my years chip hopefully this

i just got my years chip hopefully this

i just got my years chip hopefully this time it'll take

good for you

good for you

good for you i moved us all permanently up to lake

i moved us all permanently up to lake

i moved us all permanently up to lake maryville so that we could be near

maryville so that we could be near

maryville so that we could be near samantha and freddie

samantha and freddie

samantha and freddie that little boy

we all had one temp the courage he has

sounds like one big happy family

they need you mackenzie

dear max

dear max

dear max gosh i've missed you crazy awful

gosh i've missed you crazy awful

gosh i've missed you crazy awful so does mom

so does mom

so does mom she may not say it out loud but like i

she may not say it out loud but like i

she may not say it out loud but like i told you

told you

told you i can feel things

i know things got a little messed up

i know things got a little messed up

i know things got a little messed up last fall and everyone made mistakes but

last fall and everyone made mistakes but

last fall and everyone made mistakes but i kind of think mistakes are like

i kind of think mistakes are like

i kind of think mistakes are like birthday candles

birthday candles

birthday candles the more you have to blow out just means

the more you have to blow out just means

the more you have to blow out just means the wiser you become

kind of like my mom's favorite word can

kind of like my mom's favorite word can

kind of like my mom's favorite word can sucra

sucra

sucra we all got a little broken last year

we all got a little broken last year

we all got a little broken last year but from the broken

but from the broken

but from the broken you can become

you can become

you can become beautiful

mommy said you're sorry she can't be

mommy said you're sorry she can't be

mommy said you're sorry she can't be here but have a great trip and you can't

here but have a great trip and you can't

here but have a great trip and you can't go without some whole little pies

go without some whole little pies

go without some whole little pies [Applause]

send postcards oh yes and texts from

send postcards oh yes and texts from

send postcards oh yes and texts from everywhere okay

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you ready for your first star adventure

[Music]

twelve incredible years passed

twelve incredible years passed

twelve incredible years passed and i watched their love grow stronger

and i watched their love grow stronger

and i watched their love grow stronger and more intimate each day

and more intimate each day

and more intimate each day not that there weren't challenging times

not that there weren't challenging times

not that there weren't challenging times but they weathered them with grace and

but they weathered them with grace and

but they weathered them with grace and dignity

dignity

dignity in between the illnesses we all made

in between the illnesses we all made

in between the illnesses we all made sure we lived each day like it might be

sure we lived each day like it might be

sure we lived each day like it might be our last

our last

our last max now fully understood that making the

max now fully understood that making the

max now fully understood that making the simplest things become special

simplest things become special

simplest things become special was the secret to being inside of life

was the secret to being inside of life

was the secret to being inside of life not just a bystander

not just a bystander

not just a bystander i love you monkey man

i love you monkey man

i love you monkey man i loved her with everything in me

i loved her with everything in me

i loved her with everything in me we had a plan

we had a plan

we had a plan to convince mom to have another child

to convince mom to have another child

to convince mom to have another child because i knew she would want that

because i knew she would want that

because i knew she would want that because i know things

because i know things

because i know things [Music]

[Music]

[Music] if you could tell me that i could stay

if you could tell me that i could stay

if you could tell me that i could stay in nesting doll forever

in nesting doll forever

in nesting doll forever bundled in my shell of handmade fairy

bundled in my shell of handmade fairy

bundled in my shell of handmade fairy tale flesh

tale flesh

tale flesh [Music]

[Music]

[Music] but i have grown very tired

i am full of peace

and it's their time now

and it's their time now

and it's their time now [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

so

[Music]

[Music]

you