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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:42,595 Five more seconds. 2 00:01:42,678 --> 00:01:44,597 - Here you go. - Thanks. 3 00:01:45,514 --> 00:01:47,016 Oh, this is such a good video. 4 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,352 Are you thinking about doing it? We could do it together. 5 00:01:49,435 --> 00:01:51,312 Mmm... 6 00:01:51,395 --> 00:01:53,898 No. It looks too tiring. 7 00:01:53,982 --> 00:01:56,901 It is. It is very tiring when you... when you do it. 8 00:01:56,985 --> 00:01:58,569 Up, round, hey! 9 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:01,114 I will masturbate to this, though. 10 00:02:01,197 --> 00:02:02,198 For sure. 11 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:35,564 You know, when I was a kid, 12 00:02:35,648 --> 00:02:37,566 I learned about sex during the AIDS crisis, you know? 13 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:39,402 So sex seemed, like, really scary. 14 00:02:39,485 --> 00:02:42,280 And then when I was a teenager, you know, like, the president 15 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,366 - got in trouble for, like, a blowjob... - Jesus, dude, get a fucking grip. 16 00:02:45,449 --> 00:02:46,450 ...shameful thing. 17 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:49,203 And then by the time I got to college, there was Internet porn, 18 00:02:49,287 --> 00:02:51,497 so sex didn't even seem necessary. 19 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:55,709 What do you mean when you say Natalie liked you the most? 20 00:02:55,794 --> 00:02:58,712 I think it comes down to, like, five categories. 21 00:03:01,424 --> 00:03:02,675 Morning, Clay. 22 00:03:21,903 --> 00:03:23,612 Okay. Jesus! 23 00:03:31,955 --> 00:03:33,289 Fuck! 24 00:03:33,372 --> 00:03:35,208 What the fuck were you doing? 25 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:38,127 Sorry. I was texting. 26 00:03:38,211 --> 00:03:40,004 Texting? You're not supposed to be texting! 27 00:03:40,088 --> 00:03:42,465 I know. I'm sorry. I was stopped, and then that asshole, 28 00:03:42,548 --> 00:03:44,801 he honked and I panicked, and I just... 29 00:03:44,884 --> 00:03:47,595 I don't have time for this shit. You could've killed someone. 30 00:03:47,678 --> 00:03:49,388 Shit! Fuck! I know. 31 00:03:49,472 --> 00:03:51,474 I'm gonna stop doing it. I'm sorry. I'm really... 32 00:03:51,557 --> 00:03:53,434 You know what? Let's take a look at the damage. 33 00:03:53,517 --> 00:03:55,019 - Yeah, let's go. - Okay. 34 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:57,771 What the fuck? 35 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:01,150 Uh, I don't think there's any damage. We're good! 36 00:04:01,234 --> 00:04:03,069 - Have a good day, thank you. - Hey! What the fuck? 37 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:21,133 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.MY-SUBS.com 38 00:04:29,012 --> 00:04:30,554 Yeah... 39 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:32,974 Oh, yeah. 40 00:04:33,057 --> 00:04:35,268 - Funny, right? - Yeah, it's hilarious. 41 00:04:35,351 --> 00:04:38,437 - Ow. Ouch. - Uh, are you okay? 42 00:04:38,521 --> 00:04:40,648 Well, should we get to class? Should we start it up? 43 00:04:40,731 --> 00:04:43,484 One more, one more. Look at this dog. Oh, my God. 44 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:46,029 Oh, yeah, that's real funny. 45 00:04:46,112 --> 00:04:50,033 Okay. All right, well, should we start class? 46 00:04:50,116 --> 00:04:51,325 One more? 47 00:04:51,409 --> 00:04:55,704 Oh, okay. We'll do one more, and then... then class, okay? 48 00:04:55,788 --> 00:04:56,915 What, what? 49 00:04:56,998 --> 00:04:59,167 - Uh, that's a goat. - What, what? What? 50 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,211 - What? - What? 51 00:05:02,295 --> 00:05:03,296 Okay, one more, one more. 52 00:05:03,379 --> 00:05:05,965 Oh, uh, Arya, there's, like, 40 of these, okay? 53 00:05:06,049 --> 00:05:09,052 - So we should probably... - get to studying. 54 00:05:09,802 --> 00:05:12,096 Let's do it. Let's get you ready for, uh... 55 00:05:13,056 --> 00:05:15,849 let's get you ready for these ERBs. 56 00:05:15,934 --> 00:05:17,018 What's that? 57 00:05:17,101 --> 00:05:19,603 Arya, come on, we've talked about this for, like, two weeks. 58 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:23,149 The ERBs... state exam you have to pass today. 59 00:05:23,232 --> 00:05:26,569 Just give me a minute. I've been working all morning, I'm tired. 60 00:05:26,652 --> 00:05:28,237 Totally get that. That's awesome. 61 00:05:28,321 --> 00:05:29,738 It's just, um... 62 00:05:29,822 --> 00:05:31,991 I think they're gonna call you to set in, like, 45 minutes. 63 00:05:32,075 --> 00:05:33,784 Can you take a picture for my Instagram? 64 00:05:35,286 --> 00:05:37,246 Um... 65 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:38,664 Okay. 66 00:05:38,747 --> 00:05:39,832 We'll do that real quick. 67 00:05:39,915 --> 00:05:41,917 We'll take a photo, and we'll jump into class. 68 00:05:42,001 --> 00:05:44,170 Okay. Here we go. 69 00:05:44,253 --> 00:05:45,921 Let's see, here. 70 00:05:46,005 --> 00:05:48,757 Take two. One for my private and one for my public. 71 00:05:48,841 --> 00:05:50,009 Oh, you have two? 72 00:05:50,093 --> 00:05:51,635 - Mmm-hmm. - Baller. 73 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:52,886 Big time. 74 00:05:52,971 --> 00:05:54,305 Do you even know what that means? 75 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,724 Baller? No. I have no clue. 76 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:01,145 Okay. Okay, one, here we go. That's one. 77 00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:03,064 And, um... 78 00:06:03,147 --> 00:06:04,940 Wait, do you wanna get the hair out of your face? 79 00:06:05,816 --> 00:06:08,527 - Why? It's on purpose. - It is? 80 00:06:08,611 --> 00:06:10,821 Yes, my hair looks better than my face today. 81 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,992 Okay. So you... All right. Sure. 82 00:06:14,075 --> 00:06:15,076 Okay. 83 00:06:15,159 --> 00:06:19,413 That was a great picture of your head covered in hair. 84 00:06:19,497 --> 00:06:21,040 Beautiful. All right. 85 00:06:21,124 --> 00:06:23,501 Oh! Have you seen my dance for my dance class? 86 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,336 Real quick. Sit down. 87 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:26,837 Okay. 88 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,007 All right, Arya, just make it fast. 89 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:31,134 - Okay, ready? - Mmm-hmm. 90 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,859 All right, Arya. 91 00:06:56,534 --> 00:06:58,411 Hey, Arya, how long is this? 92 00:06:58,494 --> 00:07:00,871 Can you please not interrupt me? 93 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,416 Now I have to start over again. 94 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:05,168 - From the top? - Yes. 95 00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:06,460 You can't just start from where you were? 96 00:07:06,544 --> 00:07:09,338 Your job isn't that hard. Just watch me do the dance. 97 00:07:09,422 --> 00:07:10,673 - Okay. - It's not that hard. 98 00:07:10,756 --> 00:07:11,757 Okay. 99 00:07:32,361 --> 00:07:34,280 No, I don't want the witches to turn invisible. 100 00:07:34,780 --> 00:07:36,782 Who the fuck decided they had that power? 101 00:07:36,865 --> 00:07:39,410 You can't just make up new powers without checking with me. 102 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,745 Yeah, I didn't... I was not into that. 103 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:44,915 Uh, yeah. Can I just say, though, that what I like about invisibility 104 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:48,336 is that, it just... it seems like a strong metaphor 105 00:07:48,419 --> 00:07:53,966 because women in the 1950s are themselves invisible in a way. 106 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:57,095 Wyatt, I know, I know. I get it, I get it. 107 00:07:57,178 --> 00:07:59,680 Okay? But we can't just go and pull out new powers, 108 00:07:59,763 --> 00:08:01,890 or else the witches are gonna be going to the moon 109 00:08:01,974 --> 00:08:03,809 or time-traveling or some shit. 110 00:08:03,892 --> 00:08:07,521 It seems to me that if they can already make other objects disappear... 111 00:08:07,605 --> 00:08:09,898 I'm sorry, are you still arguing for invisibility? 112 00:08:09,982 --> 00:08:11,024 I always hated that. 113 00:08:11,109 --> 00:08:13,569 This isn't the fucking Fantastic Four, Wyatt, okay? 114 00:08:13,652 --> 00:08:14,653 Accept the "no." 115 00:08:15,654 --> 00:08:17,865 Now, what's a power that witches would have? 116 00:08:18,616 --> 00:08:24,330 Uh, maybe they could, like, call upon the dead for help? 117 00:08:25,414 --> 00:08:27,875 Dude, what? What's happening? 118 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:30,836 Like, zombies? Dead... Is that what we're going for now? 119 00:08:30,919 --> 00:08:32,963 No, not like zombies. 120 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,259 Like talking to spirits, like, in a séance-y sort of... 121 00:08:36,342 --> 00:08:37,843 What's happening? Is he pitching ideas... 122 00:08:37,926 --> 00:08:40,804 I don't know. I don't know what I'm... She was looking at me and I thought... 123 00:08:42,681 --> 00:08:44,100 Do you have any other ideas? 124 00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:46,102 Okay, we'll take a ten-minute break. 125 00:08:46,185 --> 00:08:47,686 That doesn't mean 20 minutes. 126 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:49,355 All right. 127 00:08:55,861 --> 00:08:57,613 So, Gus... 128 00:08:57,696 --> 00:08:59,240 Arya has a test today? 129 00:08:59,323 --> 00:09:02,368 Yeah, uh, the ERBs. State exam. 130 00:09:02,451 --> 00:09:03,452 - Mmm-hmm. - Mmm-hmm. 131 00:09:03,536 --> 00:09:07,039 And, uh, Len tells me that if she fails again, 132 00:09:07,123 --> 00:09:08,999 that she won't be able to work on the show for a month. 133 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,419 Uh, 30 working days. 134 00:09:11,502 --> 00:09:13,003 So it's actually a little bit more than a month... 135 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,798 Right, right. No. See, that just can't happen. 136 00:09:15,881 --> 00:09:18,676 The next six episodes are built around Arya. 137 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,011 I mean, her character gets her period for the first time, 138 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,598 and so, you know, her witch powers start to show themselves. 139 00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:26,809 That's cool. That's a... cool idea. 140 00:09:26,892 --> 00:09:30,604 But if we lose Arya, then our production schedule gets fucked. 141 00:09:30,688 --> 00:09:33,149 And you don't think you'd be able to, like, shoot around her... 142 00:09:33,232 --> 00:09:34,400 Or... 143 00:09:34,483 --> 00:09:36,360 you could do your job... 144 00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:38,404 and make sure she passes a simple test. 145 00:09:38,487 --> 00:09:39,780 No, you're right... I'm sorry. 146 00:09:39,863 --> 00:09:41,990 - I shouldn't have said that. Uh-huh. - No, no, no. Don't apologize. 147 00:09:42,074 --> 00:09:43,409 I... I only care if she passes or not. 148 00:09:43,492 --> 00:09:44,535 - So... - Mmm-hmm. 149 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:47,746 I need you to promise me that Arya will pass this test. 150 00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:51,917 Well, I'd love to promise you that, but, um, you know, 151 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,336 she still has to take the test. 152 00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:54,420 - Mmm-hmm. - And it's just... 153 00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:56,714 it's really hard for me to get her to focus, 154 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,507 and I think it's because... 155 00:09:58,591 --> 00:10:00,676 maybe because she has, like, early call times and... 156 00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:03,346 You're talking to me like I actually give a fuck, okay? 157 00:10:03,429 --> 00:10:07,350 I'm not gonna solve this problem for you. She's a child. She goes to school. 158 00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:09,852 I'm not the teacher here, okay? Don't pull me in. 159 00:10:09,935 --> 00:10:12,145 - Okay. - I like you. 160 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:14,106 - Hey, I like you, too. - But if she doesn't pass this test, 161 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:15,691 I'm gonna have to fucking fire you. 162 00:10:16,359 --> 00:10:18,026 Arya will pass this test, I promise. 163 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:20,363 - Fantastic. - Okay. Cool. 164 00:10:20,446 --> 00:10:22,781 You know, actually, I was thinking about that whole... 165 00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:25,201 - call-upon-the-dead thing for next season. - Mmm-hmm. 166 00:10:25,743 --> 00:10:27,495 - Oh, you were? - Yeah. Yeah, I was. 167 00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:29,288 - Oh, well, that's cool. - Mmm-hmm. 168 00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:32,291 Well, hey, if you ever want me to come in and we spitball ideas or anything, 169 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:33,459 I'd be happy to, you know. 170 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:34,710 Well, maybe we'll do that sometime. 171 00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:35,961 - Okay. Cool. Yeah. - All right. 172 00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:38,171 Could you, uh, close that door on your way out? 173 00:10:38,256 --> 00:10:39,673 - Yeah. - Yeah. 174 00:10:39,757 --> 00:10:41,842 So I was like, "Why do you need a lock on your phone 175 00:10:41,925 --> 00:10:43,093 if you got nothing to hide?" 176 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,470 Ryan, do you trust your wife? 177 00:10:45,429 --> 00:10:46,930 Yeah. 178 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,808 She needs her digital privacy, Ryan. We all do. 179 00:10:49,892 --> 00:10:52,060 I wouldn't want you to know what I was looking at online. 180 00:10:52,144 --> 00:10:55,231 That doesn't make me a cheater. It just makes me a human. 181 00:10:56,274 --> 00:10:59,402 So, in the meantime, keep your hands off your wife's phone. 182 00:10:59,485 --> 00:11:00,569 Okay, Ryan? 183 00:11:02,571 --> 00:11:03,656 Let's take a break. 184 00:11:03,739 --> 00:11:06,409 When we come back, we'll be talking to Lisa, 185 00:11:06,492 --> 00:11:10,162 who thinks two beds might be better than one. 186 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,666 Be right back, on Heart Work. 187 00:11:13,749 --> 00:11:17,044 Your next caller is 45. She's from Colorado. She's got two kids. 188 00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:19,212 Can I get you anything? 189 00:11:19,297 --> 00:11:21,757 - No, I'm good, thanks. Have a seat. - Oh, okay. 190 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,719 So, how you doing, Mickey? 191 00:11:25,803 --> 00:11:27,596 - Good, yeah. - Yeah? 192 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,222 Thanks for subbing in for Rob today. 193 00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:31,099 You know me, I'm a real jack of all trades. 194 00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:32,768 Oh, I know you. 195 00:11:32,851 --> 00:11:34,227 Your new assistant starts tomorrow, 196 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:35,313 - so you're set. - Yes. 197 00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:39,191 Yeah. You've been giving me a lot of great calls today, but... 198 00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:42,194 - you know who I wish I got a call from? - Hmm? 199 00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:43,404 Mickey. 200 00:11:43,487 --> 00:11:45,906 'Cause I would listen and I would give her some help. 201 00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:47,491 Thanks, but... 202 00:11:47,575 --> 00:11:50,118 - Come on. What's got you down? - Oh... 203 00:11:50,202 --> 00:11:51,203 Is it something in the office? 204 00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:52,996 Are you mad at me because I had you fire Rob? 205 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,247 No! No. 206 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,918 All right, well... 207 00:11:58,001 --> 00:11:59,086 how'd he take it? 208 00:11:59,169 --> 00:12:00,338 Not good. Not good. 209 00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:01,755 - He was pretty upset. - Yeah. 210 00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:04,425 Yeah, yeah. You know, I figured. 211 00:12:04,508 --> 00:12:07,135 I got a bunch of drunk emails at around 5:00 a.m. 212 00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:09,513 He sent me a link to an ISIS video. 213 00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:13,058 Rob is a very hostile person. I'm sorry if he ruined your weekend. 214 00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:14,309 No, he didn't ruin my weekend. 215 00:12:14,393 --> 00:12:17,605 It was just bullshit Eric drama, but that's over. 216 00:12:17,688 --> 00:12:20,608 - Oh, Eric. That rollercoaster, hmm? - No, it's good, though. 217 00:12:20,691 --> 00:12:22,735 We're finally done. I feel so much better about it. 218 00:12:23,569 --> 00:12:25,488 Best thing you can do right now? 219 00:12:26,989 --> 00:12:28,491 Don't try to feel better. 220 00:12:29,074 --> 00:12:30,743 Just feel. Feel it all. 221 00:12:30,826 --> 00:12:33,787 Today and tomorrow, just pass through it. 222 00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:35,789 Because maybe... 223 00:12:35,873 --> 00:12:38,166 something positive has happened. 224 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:41,629 Maybe you needed to... 225 00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:44,798 clean out some emotional space for something good. 226 00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:47,593 Something new. 227 00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:52,973 - You're back on. - Yeah. 228 00:12:59,397 --> 00:13:01,774 So I'm banging this chick, man, and all of a sudden, 229 00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:03,358 the pictures start falling off the wall. 230 00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:05,486 I think I'm killing it. It's an earthquake. 231 00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:06,987 Does this have dairy? 232 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,697 No, you know I got you covered on that dairy and gluten. 233 00:13:08,781 --> 00:13:09,823 I got that out of here for you. 234 00:13:09,907 --> 00:13:11,283 Well, last time, it had yogurt. 235 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:14,537 Yeah, that was last time. This is today. I covered it. 236 00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:23,378 I do not envy you, man. That chick is a brat. 237 00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:25,464 Oh, no. She's not that bad. 238 00:13:25,548 --> 00:13:27,257 What are you talking about? She's a prima donna 239 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,759 and she drinks these green drinks. 240 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,343 Who drinks these green drinks when they're 12? 241 00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:32,345 - Yeah. - Where's the Capri Sun at? 242 00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:34,932 I know. I'm in my 30s and I don't even drink those. 243 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,934 - I'd kill for a Capri Sun right now. - Me, too. 244 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,143 - You got one? - No! 245 00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:40,604 Oh, man, you gotta stock up. Get some Capri Suns in here. 246 00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,565 - Maybe, maybe. Maybe, man. - Yeah. 247 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,525 Hey, you know, I think... 248 00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:47,152 I think I can get her to pass this test. Seriously. 249 00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:49,112 I mean, I just hope, like, I can do it 250 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,823 so Susan doesn't think I'm, like, a fuck-up, 251 00:13:50,906 --> 00:13:52,908 'cause then she'll never, like, read my spec ever. 252 00:13:52,991 --> 00:13:54,618 Oh, word. What's a... what's a spec? 253 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:57,538 It's like, when you write an episode of a TV show, 254 00:13:57,621 --> 00:13:59,122 even though nobody asked you to, 255 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,209 just to have a sample of, like, how good or bad of a writer you are. 256 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,919 Oh, you know what? That... that might actually work. 257 00:14:04,002 --> 00:14:05,378 My aunt actually hates all the writers. 258 00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:07,673 All she does is talk about how they do nothing but just fuck her up. 259 00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:10,551 Yeah, your aunt's a pretty big ballbuster, I'm gonna admit. Yeah. 260 00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:12,511 I know. That's why I never talk to her. 261 00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:15,055 She hooked me up with this gig and I just stay out of her way. 262 00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:16,557 That's good. It's a smart move. 263 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,517 - What's wrong with your phone, man? - What? 264 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,227 You've been checking it all day, man. 265 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:22,855 Oh, yeah, I'm just checking my texts 'cause I, like... 266 00:14:23,772 --> 00:14:25,483 met this girl and we've been having, you know... 267 00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:28,444 - We had a good time, like, hanging out. - Oh. Oh, yeah? 268 00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:29,528 Can I show you a picture? Is that weird? 269 00:14:29,612 --> 00:14:30,654 - Oh, yeah, man. - Is that creepy? 270 00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:32,072 Oh, yeah, let me see what you're working with. 271 00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:34,157 - Her name's Mickey. Yeah. - Oh, hell yeah, dude! 272 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,910 Oh, yeah, she's fine, man. It's blurry, but she's clearly fine. 273 00:14:36,994 --> 00:14:38,579 - She's good, man. - She's like Dax Shepard's wife. 274 00:14:38,662 --> 00:14:40,038 - You know, like, that Frozen chick. - Yeah. 275 00:14:40,122 --> 00:14:42,374 Right, what's her name? Ildrus? Susan? 276 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,792 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot. - I don't know. 277 00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:46,712 Yeah, it's just, like, I... I don't know. 278 00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:48,589 'Cause it's like... I think I, like, overplayed my hand. 279 00:14:48,672 --> 00:14:50,267 Dude, freaking out only makes it worse. She'll text, man. 280 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,595 - What'd you text her? - I texted her, like, "Sup?" 281 00:14:53,678 --> 00:14:55,514 - "Sup"? Just "Sup"? - "Sup," question mark. 282 00:14:55,597 --> 00:14:56,848 - "Sup?" is perfect, man. - Yeah? 283 00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:58,725 I've gotten laid texting "sup" plenty of times. 284 00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:00,227 - Okay. - She'll text, man. Don't worry about it. 285 00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:02,229 'Cause I go the other way before... 286 00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:03,813 You know, I'll end up, like, texting so much, 287 00:15:03,897 --> 00:15:06,566 I end up sending, like, a fucking book to somebody, you know? 288 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:07,692 And that's never good. That's... 289 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,987 Nothing dries up a vagina more than a paragraph, man. 290 00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:20,289 "Who's having great sex? Not you? 291 00:15:20,372 --> 00:15:23,958 Let's figure out why, Friday on Dr. Greg." 292 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,084 Great. Number four. 293 00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:29,088 "Plaid, polka dots, infidelity, co-dependency, you guessed it. 294 00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:33,009 We're talking about patterns, tomorrow on Heart Work with Dr. Greg." 295 00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:35,053 Come on, that's... that's ridiculous. Who wrote that? 296 00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:36,263 - I wrote that one. - Oh. 297 00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:38,181 It's good. 298 00:15:38,265 --> 00:15:39,516 Number five, last one. 299 00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:42,060 "Pouring out a little too much beer for your dead homies? 300 00:15:42,143 --> 00:15:45,480 How to cope with the loss of a friend without losing your sobriety. 301 00:15:45,564 --> 00:15:48,692 Next Wednesday on Heart Work with Dr. Greg." 302 00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:52,279 Dope. All right, I'll put some music under those and we're good to go. 303 00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:55,239 All right. Great. 304 00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:59,243 We have fun together, don't we? 305 00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:00,829 Mmm-hmm. 306 00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:03,665 It is good that we can talk about work or Eric, 307 00:16:03,748 --> 00:16:05,584 or breakups, or whatever. 308 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:10,004 My last relationship was so brutal. It was very toxic. 309 00:16:10,088 --> 00:16:13,342 I'm someone who likes to let people be who they are, right? 310 00:16:13,425 --> 00:16:14,426 Uh-huh. 311 00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,845 She wanted me to define her. She wanted me to be her daddy. 312 00:16:16,928 --> 00:16:19,097 I would come home from work at the end of the day 313 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,140 and she would say I abandoned her. 314 00:16:21,224 --> 00:16:22,434 Maybe I'm too giving. 315 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:25,019 Hmm. Sounds like you guys weren't a good fit. 316 00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:27,981 We were sexually incompatible. I like sex and she didn't. 317 00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:32,235 What about you and Eric? What went wrong? 318 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:36,531 Uh, I just think he loved cocaine more than he loved me. 319 00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:42,621 That is really funny. 320 00:16:45,624 --> 00:16:48,335 Wow. Life is so crazy, right? 321 00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:49,919 Yeah. 322 00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:52,255 You're not dating anyone, I'm not dating anyone. 323 00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:56,468 And then I'm like, "Wow, I could never date a co-worker. What a bad idea." 324 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,388 Yeah, what a bad idea. 325 00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:04,017 And then I think, maybe one day, if... 326 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,227 we were each working at different stations, 327 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,897 maybe, you know, we could make that happen. 328 00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:12,484 I'm sorry, I don't really follow. 329 00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:17,697 I mean, is this job worth not giving it a try? 330 00:17:19,115 --> 00:17:20,534 I don't know, maybe we should both quit. 331 00:17:20,617 --> 00:17:22,369 I'm joking. 332 00:17:23,286 --> 00:17:26,456 One of us quit? I'm kidding. 333 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,793 I'm so flattered. 334 00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:33,171 I'm gonna go check on those promos. 335 00:17:34,338 --> 00:17:36,257 Maybe I should just quit? 336 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:39,218 Come on, that's crazy talk, man. Jesus. 337 00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:41,262 I know, but he's gonna fire me either way. 338 00:17:41,345 --> 00:17:43,139 Fucking Dr. Greg is not gonna fire you, okay? 339 00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:46,851 Yes, he is. If he flirts with me and I don't flirt back, 340 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,563 in, like, eight weeks, I'm gonna spill a coffee in a meeting 341 00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:51,773 and he's gonna fire me. It's happened before. 342 00:17:51,856 --> 00:17:55,485 Shit. There's not a crazier motherfucker than a therapist, man. 343 00:17:55,569 --> 00:17:57,737 - They're demented. - I know. 344 00:17:57,821 --> 00:17:59,656 So what, he asked you out? 345 00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:00,740 No. 346 00:18:01,741 --> 00:18:04,661 What, then, like... he wants you to blow him? 347 00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:08,415 - No, it's worse. He likes me. - Oh, no, no, no. 348 00:18:08,498 --> 00:18:11,918 - Yeah. He likes me, I don't like him. - I'm sorry. 349 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:15,589 He's gonna find a reason to fire me, and then I'm gonna be gone. 350 00:18:15,672 --> 00:18:18,007 He did it to Melanie and he did it to Jane. 351 00:18:18,091 --> 00:18:20,802 I saw Jane a month ago. She's working at Chipotle now. 352 00:18:20,885 --> 00:18:22,471 She looks ten years older. 353 00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:24,097 Shit. 354 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:26,891 I heard Melanie moved to, like, Arizona. 355 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:30,854 I saw a photo with her on Facebook, watering cactus. It was sad. 356 00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:33,147 I can't do it. Fuck. 357 00:18:33,231 --> 00:18:36,317 I have so much credit card debt, I can't even quit if I want to. 358 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,153 You can't lose this job. It's a sweet gig, all right? 359 00:18:39,237 --> 00:18:41,781 The hours are great. It's fucking easy, man. 360 00:18:41,865 --> 00:18:43,742 All we do is sit around most of the time. 361 00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:46,244 They don't even notice we take long cigarette breaks. 362 00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:48,580 People here are lax with people like us, you know? 363 00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:51,332 Shit. 364 00:18:51,415 --> 00:18:53,126 Stay here, man. You're family. 365 00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:57,005 It's too slimy. No offense. 366 00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:59,215 That's great. Very good. 367 00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:02,677 And what other words would you use to describe the taste of the meat? 368 00:19:02,761 --> 00:19:03,762 The ham. 369 00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:07,015 Rubbery. Filmy. Watery. 370 00:19:07,098 --> 00:19:09,559 - Cool. Great... - Thin. Gross. Didn't want it. 371 00:19:09,643 --> 00:19:11,478 Yeah, and it has, like... 372 00:19:11,561 --> 00:19:13,730 weird little veins in it, like, little pig veins. 373 00:19:13,813 --> 00:19:17,316 You know how they make this stuff? The animals are bred for death. 374 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,695 These animals don't have any thoughts. Okay? They eat and they shit. 375 00:19:20,779 --> 00:19:23,072 God gave them to us to kill and eat. 376 00:19:23,156 --> 00:19:26,159 I understand, but if you were looking for a new lunch snack, 377 00:19:26,242 --> 00:19:28,161 is this one you would consider using? 378 00:19:28,244 --> 00:19:30,747 Does it have an oaky, barbecue-y taste? 379 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,791 I only eat things I can grow myself. 380 00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:34,417 Why are you in this tasting? 381 00:19:34,501 --> 00:19:37,211 They told me I was gonna get to see a free movie. 382 00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:39,964 Some Reese Witherspoon and The Muppets movie. 383 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,340 I don't know what to tell you, sir. 384 00:19:41,424 --> 00:19:42,634 I think you called back the wrong number. 385 00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:46,095 You know, if you wanna see a free movie, all you have to do is call the theater 386 00:19:46,179 --> 00:19:47,764 and tell them that the projector was all fucked up. 387 00:19:47,847 --> 00:19:48,973 I don't know about that, ma'am. 388 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,518 I'm just trying to find out what you thought of the taste. 389 00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,728 Maybe what your children would think of the taste. 390 00:19:53,812 --> 00:19:57,774 If they were gonna improve the flavor, what aspect of it would they improve? 391 00:19:57,857 --> 00:20:00,985 I like spicy things. Really spicy things. 392 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:04,656 Like, so spicy most people can't eat it, but I can eat it. 393 00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:07,241 And I think that's kind of, like... the future of snacks. 394 00:20:07,325 --> 00:20:09,118 Okay, um... 395 00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:11,621 and I just need two minutes and I'll be right back. 396 00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:16,334 It takes so long to eat. This is like gum. 397 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,962 - A ham-flavored gum. - You're eating death. 398 00:20:19,838 --> 00:20:21,255 Mickey, is everything all right? 399 00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:23,550 Yeah, totally. Uh, I just need to vent. 400 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:24,884 - Is now a bad time? - Not at all. 401 00:20:24,968 --> 00:20:26,803 I'm flattered you called. What's up? 402 00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:28,179 How much money do you have? 403 00:20:28,262 --> 00:20:32,058 If I was unemployed for, like, six months, could you afford our rent? 404 00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:33,184 Oh. 405 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:36,520 Uh, I was actually going to ask you for a little more time this month. 406 00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:39,190 My grandma hurt her hip and she has dementia, 407 00:20:39,273 --> 00:20:41,568 and I've been sending her money, but she keeps losing the money. 408 00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:44,696 And she's been yelling at the nurses and accusing them of stealing it. 409 00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:46,573 Oh, okay. Yeah, no, it's fine. 410 00:20:46,656 --> 00:20:49,242 Um... I'm not gonna lose this job. I'll make it work. 411 00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:51,160 That's the spirit. You'll make it work. 412 00:20:51,244 --> 00:20:52,579 - Just like I do... - All right. 413 00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:53,913 ...even when I'm... 414 00:20:56,499 --> 00:20:59,543 - But Mother, killing is wrong. - Not always. 415 00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:01,713 If there's a positive force in the universe, 416 00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:03,464 then there has to be a negative force. 417 00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:05,759 It's how the universe stays balanced. 418 00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:08,595 And who's to say which is positive and which is negative? 419 00:21:08,678 --> 00:21:10,221 What is it like to kill, Mother? 420 00:21:10,304 --> 00:21:13,432 There's a sense of cleansing, of making things right. 421 00:21:14,058 --> 00:21:17,061 - I could never hurt anyone. - What if you were helping them? 422 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,273 Some people need to be freed from this realm. 423 00:21:21,315 --> 00:21:22,651 I understand now. 424 00:21:23,777 --> 00:21:25,569 I understand my obligation... 425 00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:28,572 to kill. 426 00:21:29,824 --> 00:21:32,160 And cutting. Let's cut, people. 427 00:21:34,829 --> 00:21:36,455 Wow, Arya. 428 00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:39,375 You were really good in that scene. Bravo. 429 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,670 Thanks. When the writing is good, I can do a good job. 430 00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:43,838 But lately, the writing has been horrible. 431 00:21:43,922 --> 00:21:46,132 Oh, yeah? I mean, well, you really got something. 432 00:21:46,215 --> 00:21:48,677 It's like, some actors, you know, they can work really hard, 433 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,096 but they don't got the magic. But you got the magic. 434 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,306 Seriously, I'm impressed. 435 00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:56,517 Well, I know that, but what I really wanna do is movies. 436 00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,188 Like Simone, she was in a movie with Beyoncé and she got to play a prostitute. 437 00:22:00,271 --> 00:22:03,191 - Her and Beyoncé were co-prostitutes? - Yeah. 438 00:22:03,274 --> 00:22:05,443 Dream job. Right? Totally. 439 00:22:06,402 --> 00:22:08,029 Well, hey, now that we're feeling good, 440 00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:09,656 why don't we jump into class, 441 00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:11,115 ride this enthusiasm... 442 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,742 Come on, let's go in this golf cart. 443 00:22:12,826 --> 00:22:15,161 No, nope, nope, nope, nope. 444 00:22:15,244 --> 00:22:16,245 Come on, we, uh... 445 00:22:16,329 --> 00:22:19,082 we only got, like, one last cram sesh to do before these ERBs, 446 00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:20,416 - so... - One ride. That's it. 447 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:24,337 If I give you a ride, you gotta promise me, like, 20 good minutes, okay? 448 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,463 Mmm-hmm. 449 00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:27,381 - All right, okay... - But I'm driving. 450 00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:30,468 No, I'll drive. Okay? You could kill us both. 451 00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:32,721 You know how bad that would look? For me? 452 00:22:37,516 --> 00:22:38,727 Come on, faster! 453 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:41,604 What? Arya, this is, like, the fastest it goes. 454 00:22:41,687 --> 00:22:45,900 Just go a little bit faster and we'll do 30 minutes. I promise. 455 00:22:45,984 --> 00:22:47,360 Okay. Hold on. 456 00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:52,698 So, uh... time to study? 457 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,326 Come on, five more minutes. This is where it gets good. 458 00:22:55,409 --> 00:22:58,579 Okay. Five more minutes. 459 00:23:07,630 --> 00:23:09,173 Fuck. Come on. 460 00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:12,176 Come on. 461 00:23:23,604 --> 00:23:26,482 It's so nice that you asked me for lunch, you know. 462 00:23:26,565 --> 00:23:27,817 We never have lunch together. 463 00:23:27,901 --> 00:23:29,903 I know. I'm usually so busy. 464 00:23:29,986 --> 00:23:32,030 And you always seem so tired. 465 00:23:32,906 --> 00:23:33,907 I do? 466 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:35,992 Not in a bad way. Just, you know... 467 00:23:36,075 --> 00:23:39,913 when you get like that, I just ask myself, "What about life is tiring her out?" 468 00:23:39,996 --> 00:23:41,747 I don't know. I just... 469 00:23:41,831 --> 00:23:44,042 I have a hard time dealing with shit sometimes. 470 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,168 I know, but... 471 00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:48,546 you can't see life as the enemy. 472 00:23:49,547 --> 00:23:52,175 Life is what you make of it... right? 473 00:23:52,258 --> 00:23:53,885 Seems like you made the right choice. 474 00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:56,262 Sometimes I wonder, you know? 475 00:23:57,471 --> 00:23:59,473 Sometimes I wonder if I could've been the next Karl Malone. 476 00:23:59,557 --> 00:24:01,810 I played power forward, so... 477 00:24:02,726 --> 00:24:05,980 One of many reasons I wish I was black. 478 00:24:08,274 --> 00:24:10,985 Not really. I mean, not that I wouldn't wanna be. 479 00:24:11,069 --> 00:24:12,361 You know what I... 480 00:24:12,445 --> 00:24:14,363 Just... I'm comfortable with who I am. 481 00:24:21,871 --> 00:24:22,956 What was that for? 482 00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:25,249 Just always wanted to see what that'd be like. 483 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:27,626 How was it? 484 00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:29,253 Need a larger sampling. 485 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,839 Take as much as you want. 486 00:24:38,471 --> 00:24:40,764 This is so stupid. I'm tired. 487 00:24:40,849 --> 00:24:42,892 Arya, seriously... 488 00:24:42,976 --> 00:24:45,811 Like, I don't wanna freak you out or anything, but it's like... 489 00:24:46,729 --> 00:24:49,482 if you wanna keep working on the show, you have to, like, pass this test. 490 00:24:49,565 --> 00:24:52,235 All right? That's... Them's the rules, okay? 491 00:24:52,318 --> 00:24:53,486 Whatever. 492 00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:56,239 Don't "whatever" me, okay? 493 00:24:56,322 --> 00:24:59,283 This is, like, an important life lesson. 494 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:01,870 It's like, in the real world, you gotta... 495 00:25:01,953 --> 00:25:04,956 finish tasks, you have to complete work, you know? 496 00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:08,042 'Cause if you don't have, like, proper work habits, 497 00:25:08,126 --> 00:25:10,419 when things don't get so easy, you know, 498 00:25:10,503 --> 00:25:13,589 things are gonna be kinda tough, if you don't have an education. 499 00:25:13,672 --> 00:25:15,174 Why wouldn't things be easy? 500 00:25:15,258 --> 00:25:17,260 Think of most child actors, you know? 501 00:25:17,343 --> 00:25:18,928 They're not actors when they get older, 502 00:25:19,012 --> 00:25:21,305 'cause when they get older, they start looking weird, 503 00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,892 and they get, like, big ears and they're like, 504 00:25:23,975 --> 00:25:26,394 "Oh, I'm not as cute as I used to be anymore," you know? 505 00:25:26,477 --> 00:25:29,939 So I'm gonna get big ears and be ugly and not be able to get jobs? 506 00:25:30,023 --> 00:25:32,275 No... I wasn't saying that... 507 00:25:32,358 --> 00:25:34,318 Are people not gonna like me when I'm not little? 508 00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:37,196 No, I'm just telling you that, like... 509 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,657 For a lot of child actors, when they don't have work, 510 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:41,284 and they don't have something to fall back on, 511 00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:44,620 they just get addicted to drugs, you know? Or they become homeless. 512 00:25:44,703 --> 00:25:46,580 So I'm gonna get ugly and be homeless? 513 00:25:46,664 --> 00:25:50,043 I'm not... saying that. I'm just saying... 514 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,336 You're in a bubble now. 515 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,506 Nobody's gonna tell you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. 516 00:25:55,589 --> 00:25:59,093 Life is tough, things get hard, and you're gonna wanna have a backup plan. 517 00:25:59,177 --> 00:26:01,387 So can we please just focus and study? 518 00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:03,514 You're so mean! No! 519 00:26:13,357 --> 00:26:15,651 Did you just tell Arya that she's a bad actress? 520 00:26:15,734 --> 00:26:17,320 What? No. Never. 521 00:26:17,403 --> 00:26:19,197 'Cause my little girl is gonna take on the world. 522 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,117 Don't you ever tell my daughter that she is anything less than perfect. 523 00:26:23,201 --> 00:26:26,037 'Course not. I was just saying, you know, I think... 524 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,039 She has a big test this afternoon, that's all... 525 00:26:28,122 --> 00:26:30,833 And she'll ace it! Because she's tough. 526 00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:32,460 And she's a fucking champion. 527 00:26:33,377 --> 00:26:34,753 Motherfucker. 528 00:26:34,837 --> 00:26:36,005 Sorry. 529 00:26:40,093 --> 00:26:42,053 Say something about my dick. 530 00:26:42,136 --> 00:26:44,180 Your dick... it feels so good. 531 00:26:44,263 --> 00:26:45,264 - Yeah? - Yes. 532 00:26:45,348 --> 00:26:46,515 - It does, right? - Doctor. 533 00:26:46,599 --> 00:26:48,977 - It does feel good. - Okay. 534 00:26:55,358 --> 00:26:56,859 I know you wanna fire me. 535 00:26:58,569 --> 00:27:00,113 What? What? 536 00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:03,949 You can't fire me now. 537 00:27:05,326 --> 00:27:06,535 I don't want to fire you. 538 00:27:07,578 --> 00:27:09,955 You can't fire me, 'cause you're fucking me. 539 00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,668 I'm not fucking you. You're fucking me. 540 00:27:14,752 --> 00:27:15,919 - No. - Yeah. 541 00:27:16,004 --> 00:27:18,047 - Yeah. - You're fucking me. 542 00:27:33,021 --> 00:27:34,605 - You just came? - Mmm-hmm. 543 00:27:36,857 --> 00:27:38,067 I haven't yet, so... 544 00:27:38,151 --> 00:27:39,318 Fine. 545 00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:01,549 I feel a little weird. 546 00:28:05,053 --> 00:28:06,470 Five minutes left. 547 00:28:07,638 --> 00:28:10,433 You're doing great. How you feeling? 548 00:28:10,516 --> 00:28:11,725 I'm done. 549 00:28:11,809 --> 00:28:14,145 Yeah? Okay, perfect. 550 00:28:15,271 --> 00:28:17,565 See, that wasn't that bad, right? 551 00:28:20,943 --> 00:28:22,986 Arya... 552 00:28:23,071 --> 00:28:25,406 You did, like, less than half of this. What's the deal? 553 00:28:25,489 --> 00:28:28,534 I'm done, I'm tired, and I do not care about that test. 554 00:28:29,993 --> 00:28:31,245 What is wrong with you? 555 00:28:32,163 --> 00:28:33,289 You wanna lose your job? 556 00:28:33,372 --> 00:28:35,791 - You want me to lose my job? - Don't be mad at me. 557 00:28:35,874 --> 00:28:37,793 I'm not mad at you. It's just... 558 00:28:37,876 --> 00:28:40,046 If you fail, you can't work for 30 days. 559 00:28:40,129 --> 00:28:41,339 And... 560 00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:44,300 you know, a lot of people are gonna be in a lot of trouble. 561 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,552 Including me, okay? 562 00:28:46,635 --> 00:28:49,097 Susan's gonna be pissed off at me and she's gonna fire me 563 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:50,181 and then she's never gonna read my script... 564 00:28:50,264 --> 00:28:51,390 Stop! 565 00:28:51,474 --> 00:28:54,393 I'm under so much pressure right now! 566 00:28:54,477 --> 00:28:56,187 I don't even want to work here! 567 00:28:56,270 --> 00:29:00,108 I hate this place so much. Everyone is old! 568 00:29:00,191 --> 00:29:03,819 Okay. It's okay. Hey, don't get upset, okay? 569 00:29:03,902 --> 00:29:05,988 Uh, we got four minutes left. Let's just rip through this. 570 00:29:06,072 --> 00:29:08,741 I wanna go to a real school, with real friends! 571 00:29:08,824 --> 00:29:10,409 You can pass this. You just gotta sit down. 572 00:29:10,493 --> 00:29:11,702 - Okay, please? - You're my best friend! 573 00:29:11,785 --> 00:29:14,622 You're my best friend because all my friends hate me 574 00:29:14,705 --> 00:29:16,457 because I met Taylor Swift. 575 00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:18,251 Well, that's cool, right? 576 00:29:18,334 --> 00:29:19,502 You get to meet Taylor Swift. 577 00:29:19,585 --> 00:29:21,837 You get to make a bunch of spending money, huh? 578 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,297 I'd love to make the money you're making. 579 00:29:23,381 --> 00:29:24,548 I don't even get the money! 580 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:27,510 My parents take it! And they're getting divorced! 581 00:29:27,593 --> 00:29:30,596 What? Whoa, shit. Hold on, it's okay... 582 00:29:30,679 --> 00:29:32,806 I hear them arguing through the walls! 583 00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:34,392 Through the walls! 584 00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:37,311 Okay. Hey, Arya, it's okay, okay? 585 00:29:37,395 --> 00:29:39,647 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 586 00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:41,190 I'm so sorry. 587 00:30:04,547 --> 00:30:07,258 "Two apples are dropped off a ten-story building. 588 00:30:07,341 --> 00:30:08,967 One apple is five pounds..." 589 00:30:09,051 --> 00:30:10,469 What the fuck? 590 00:30:14,390 --> 00:30:15,808 I can't believe you said that. 591 00:30:16,892 --> 00:30:19,187 What, about not wanting to touch your asshole? 592 00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:22,606 No, about me firing you. 593 00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:25,234 Oh. Well, yeah, it's true. You can't now. 594 00:30:27,986 --> 00:30:30,448 You think that I would do something like that? 595 00:30:31,782 --> 00:30:35,953 Yeah, if I rejected you, I'd be gone. That's what you do. But... 596 00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:39,081 now that we fucked, you can't, because that would be sexual harassment. 597 00:30:39,832 --> 00:30:43,001 - That's how you see me? - Mmm, sort of, yeah. 598 00:30:44,503 --> 00:30:48,882 You think I'm someone who would fire you if you didn't accept my advances? 599 00:30:48,966 --> 00:30:51,510 - That's ridiculous. - Oh, really? Well, what about Jane? 600 00:30:51,594 --> 00:30:53,887 You got all pervy with her and then you fired her. 601 00:30:54,972 --> 00:30:57,433 I fired Jane because she stole from me. 602 00:30:57,516 --> 00:30:59,935 She bought a Birkin bag with my credit card. 603 00:31:01,479 --> 00:31:03,105 Well, what about Melanie? 604 00:31:03,189 --> 00:31:04,773 Melanie was dumb! 605 00:31:04,857 --> 00:31:07,401 She made all of my passwords 1-2-3-4! 606 00:31:07,485 --> 00:31:08,777 My identity was stolen. 607 00:31:10,153 --> 00:31:11,739 Oh... 608 00:31:11,822 --> 00:31:12,823 I didn't know that. 609 00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:14,450 No, you didn't know that. You know why? 610 00:31:14,533 --> 00:31:17,661 Because I was concerned about their reputations. 611 00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:21,457 I wanted to have sex with you because I thought that we shared something. 612 00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:24,668 Maybe shared some sort of special connection. 613 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:28,339 Do you really think that I'm, like, that type of manipulative person? 614 00:31:28,422 --> 00:31:31,925 Do I give off just, like, some kind of fucking awfulness? Huh? 615 00:31:32,009 --> 00:31:33,511 Or are you the awful one? 616 00:31:34,428 --> 00:31:36,555 Can't tell if you're fucking with me right now. 617 00:31:36,639 --> 00:31:39,392 Let me tell you something, okay? I am just a man. 618 00:31:39,475 --> 00:31:42,019 I get up and I talk to people, 619 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:44,522 and they tell me their problems and I try to give them strategies 620 00:31:44,605 --> 00:31:47,400 to help them make their lives just a little bit better. 621 00:31:47,483 --> 00:31:50,611 That's what I do with my days, huh! 622 00:31:50,694 --> 00:31:53,739 Do you know what it takes to be the type of person 623 00:31:53,822 --> 00:31:57,034 to call somebody for self-help and then they hang up, 624 00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:58,786 and I don't know if they've killed themselves. 625 00:31:58,869 --> 00:32:01,705 I don't know if they're happy now, I don't know shit! 626 00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:06,377 All I know is there is some sort of voice on the other side of the line 627 00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:10,923 that is fucking crazy, that I am, all of a sudden, responsible for! 628 00:32:11,006 --> 00:32:12,883 And I do that. I'm a saint. 629 00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:17,305 I should have my face up on a fucking stained glass window in a goddamn church! 630 00:32:17,388 --> 00:32:18,931 And I'm a Jew! 631 00:32:20,223 --> 00:32:23,143 You know, I don't know if you're familiar with the term "projection," 632 00:32:23,226 --> 00:32:24,437 but I got something to show ya. 633 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:29,983 It's a little movie called Mickey Has No Idea Who the Fuck I Am! 634 00:32:30,067 --> 00:32:31,444 I don't know why I bother. 635 00:32:31,527 --> 00:32:33,946 I don't know why I fucking bother! 636 00:32:37,283 --> 00:32:39,117 You just really hurt my feelings. 637 00:32:56,051 --> 00:32:57,970 - Susan, hey. - She pass? 638 00:32:59,137 --> 00:33:00,431 Yeah. Yeah, she passed. 639 00:33:00,514 --> 00:33:03,642 Connor? Tell Len and Mary that Arya passed the test. 640 00:33:03,726 --> 00:33:05,644 Oh, also, could you go on to my Paleta account 641 00:33:05,728 --> 00:33:08,439 and make sure that I'm signed up for the plan with the most snacks? 642 00:33:08,522 --> 00:33:10,441 I'm fucking starving every day. 643 00:33:12,234 --> 00:33:16,697 Hey, um, Susan, can I just... talk to you, real quick? 644 00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:18,699 Um, I just... 645 00:33:18,782 --> 00:33:21,619 I wanted to let you know, uh, 'cause I think... 646 00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:27,375 you should know that the, uh, reason Arya passed is because I... 647 00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:29,167 I helped her cheat. 648 00:33:30,252 --> 00:33:31,545 So it's taken care of? 649 00:33:32,463 --> 00:33:35,841 Yeah, it is. It's taken care of and... 650 00:33:35,924 --> 00:33:39,387 I guess I was sort of thinking, you know, since I came through for you, 651 00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:43,015 and helped the show not get shut down, maybe... 652 00:33:43,098 --> 00:33:44,767 you could do me a solid and take a look at this... 653 00:33:44,850 --> 00:33:47,728 So what you meant was that you were so bad at your job of teaching 654 00:33:47,811 --> 00:33:50,022 that you had to cheat for her. 655 00:33:50,814 --> 00:33:52,691 Uh, yeah. 656 00:33:52,775 --> 00:33:55,694 I mean, I guess, um, you know, it's not really a teaching thing, 657 00:33:55,778 --> 00:33:57,363 it's more she has... 658 00:33:57,446 --> 00:34:01,367 just difficulty learning things and, um, she's under a lot of pressure. 659 00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:02,743 We all are. 660 00:34:02,826 --> 00:34:05,454 Uh, well, you know, she's 12 years old. So... 661 00:34:05,538 --> 00:34:09,041 I wish I was that rich when I was 12. But I was in Baltimore. 662 00:34:09,124 --> 00:34:11,168 - Oh, Baltimore? - Mmm-hmm. 663 00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:15,338 Yeah, I'm from South Dakota, so... I struggled, too. 664 00:34:15,423 --> 00:34:16,924 I mean, I think that's why I work so hard around here... 665 00:34:17,007 --> 00:34:20,386 Thank you, Gus, for doing your job... 666 00:34:20,469 --> 00:34:21,845 that you get paid to do. 667 00:34:22,513 --> 00:34:24,347 Okay. 668 00:34:24,432 --> 00:34:28,436 Hey, Connor? Uh, see if Liz is around to talk wardrobe. 669 00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:31,021 Don't tell her I'm here, just see if she's around. 670 00:34:32,355 --> 00:34:34,066 - Close that door for me, please. - Uh-huh. 671 00:34:34,149 --> 00:34:35,443 Thank you. 672 00:34:36,569 --> 00:34:39,279 - This is what I do. - Mmm. 673 00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:43,659 This way, the whole tub fills up with syrup and you can just dip into it. 674 00:34:43,742 --> 00:34:45,453 Good idea. 675 00:34:46,454 --> 00:34:47,996 Sometimes it's fun to eat without limits. 676 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,624 I'm just gonna eat this whole thing tonight. 677 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:54,044 Yeah, I mean, it's not like you can gain ten pounds in one night. 678 00:34:54,127 --> 00:34:56,505 One pound, two pounds max. 679 00:35:01,844 --> 00:35:03,471 Oh, shit, I forgot to text Gus. 680 00:35:07,390 --> 00:35:10,478 See? This isn't hard at all. I could totally drive a car. 681 00:35:19,194 --> 00:35:20,863 Let's go find somewhere where we can go really fast. 682 00:35:20,946 --> 00:35:23,031 Yes! Yeah. 683 00:35:23,115 --> 00:35:24,366 Floor this son of a bitch! 684 00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:27,745 Let's go, come on. Whoo! 685 00:35:27,828 --> 00:35:29,121 - Whoo! - Whoo! 686 00:35:29,204 --> 00:35:31,206 - This is awesome. - Yeah. 687 00:35:33,325 --> 00:35:38,325 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.MY-SUBS.com 54550

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