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Five more seconds.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Oh, this is such a good video.
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Are you thinking about doing it?
We could do it together.
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Mmm...
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No. It looks too tiring.
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It is. It is very tiring when you...
when you do it.
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Up, round, hey!
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I will masturbate to this, though.
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For sure.
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You know, when I was a kid,
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I learned about sex
during the AIDS crisis, you know?
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So sex seemed,
like, really scary.
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And then when I was a teenager, you know,
like, the president
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- got in trouble for, like, a blowjob...
- Jesus, dude, get a fucking grip.
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...shameful thing.
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And then by the time I got to college,
there was Internet porn,
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so sex didn't even seem necessary.
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What do you mean when
you say Natalie liked you the most?
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I think it comes down
to, like, five categories.
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Morning, Clay.
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Okay. Jesus!
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Fuck!
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What the fuck were you doing?
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Sorry. I was texting.
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Texting?
You're not supposed to be texting!
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I know. I'm sorry.
I was stopped, and then that asshole,
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he honked and I panicked,
and I just...
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I don't have time for this shit.
You could've killed someone.
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Shit! Fuck! I know.
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I'm gonna stop doing it.
I'm sorry. I'm really...
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You know what?
Let's take a look at the damage.
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- Yeah, let's go.
- Okay.
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What the fuck?
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Uh, I don't think there's any damage.
We're good!
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- Have a good day, thank you.
- Hey! What the fuck?
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Yeah...
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Oh, yeah.
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- Funny, right?
- Yeah, it's hilarious.
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- Ow. Ouch.
- Uh, are you okay?
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Well, should we get to class?
Should we start it up?
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One more, one more.
Look at this dog. Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah,
that's real funny.
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Okay. All right, well,
should we start class?
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One more?
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Oh, okay. We'll do one more,
and then... then class, okay?
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What, what?
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- Uh, that's a goat.
- What, what? What?
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- What?
- What?
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Okay, one more, one more.
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Oh, uh, Arya, there's, like,
40 of these, okay?
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- So we should probably...
- get to studying.
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Let's do it.
Let's get you ready for, uh...
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let's get you ready for these ERBs.
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What's that?
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Arya, come on, we've talked about this
for, like, two weeks.
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The ERBs...
state exam you have to pass today.
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Just give me a minute.
I've been working all morning, I'm tired.
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Totally get that.
That's awesome.
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It's just, um...
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I think they're gonna call you to set
in, like, 45 minutes.
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Can you take a picture for my Instagram?
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Um...
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Okay.
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We'll do that real quick.
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We'll take a photo,
and we'll jump into class.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Let's see, here.
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Take two. One for my private
and one for my public.
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Oh, you have two?
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Baller.
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Big time.
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Do you even know what that means?
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Baller? No. I have no clue.
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Okay. Okay, one, here we go. That's one.
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And, um...
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Wait, do you wanna get the hair
out of your face?
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- Why? It's on purpose.
- It is?
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Yes, my hair looks better
than my face today.
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Okay. So you...
All right. Sure.
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Okay.
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That was a great picture
of your head covered in hair.
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Beautiful. All right.
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Oh! Have you seen my dance
for my dance class?
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Real quick. Sit down.
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Okay.
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All right, Arya,
just make it fast.
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- Okay, ready?
- Mmm-hmm.
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All right, Arya.
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Hey, Arya, how long is this?
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Can you please not interrupt me?
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Now I have to start over again.
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- From the top?
- Yes.
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You can't just start from where you were?
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Your job isn't that hard.
Just watch me do the dance.
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- Okay.
- It's not that hard.
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Okay.
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No, I don't want the witches
to turn invisible.
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Who the fuck decided
they had that power?
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You can't just make up new powers
without checking with me.
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Yeah, I didn't... I was not into that.
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Uh, yeah. Can I just say, though,
that what I like about invisibility
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is that, it just...
it seems like a strong metaphor
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because women in the 1950s
are themselves invisible in a way.
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Wyatt, I know, I know.
I get it, I get it.
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Okay? But we can't just go
and pull out new powers,
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or else the witches
are gonna be going to the moon
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or time-traveling or some shit.
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It seems to me that if they can already
make other objects disappear...
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I'm sorry,
are you still arguing for invisibility?
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I always hated that.
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This isn't the fucking Fantastic Four,
Wyatt, okay?
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Accept the "no."
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Now, what's a power
that witches would have?
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Uh, maybe they could, like,
call upon the dead for help?
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Dude, what? What's happening?
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Like, zombies? Dead...
Is that what we're going for now?
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No, not like zombies.
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Like talking to spirits, like,
in a séance-y sort of...
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What's happening?
Is he pitching ideas...
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I don't know. I don't know what I'm...
She was looking at me and I thought...
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Do you have any other ideas?
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Okay, we'll take a ten-minute break.
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That doesn't mean 20 minutes.
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All right.
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So, Gus...
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Arya has a test today?
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Yeah, uh, the ERBs.
State exam.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-hmm.
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And, uh, Len tells me
that if she fails again,
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that she won't be able to work
on the show for a month.
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Uh, 30 working days.
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So it's actually a little bit
more than a month...
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Right, right. No.
See, that just can't happen.
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The next six episodes
are built around Arya.
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I mean, her character gets her period
for the first time,
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and so, you know, her witch powers
start to show themselves.
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That's cool.
That's a... cool idea.
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But if we lose Arya,
then our production schedule gets fucked.
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And you don't think you'd be able to,
like, shoot around her...
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Or...
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you could do your job...
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and make sure she passes a simple test.
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No, you're right... I'm sorry.
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- I shouldn't have said that. Uh-huh.
- No, no, no. Don't apologize.
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I... I only care
if she passes or not.
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- So...
- Mmm-hmm.
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I need you to promise me
that Arya will pass this test.
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Well, I'd love to promise you that,
but, um, you know,
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she still has to take the test.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- And it's just...
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it's really hard for me
to get her to focus,
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and I think it's because...
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maybe because she has, like,
early call times and...
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You're talking to me
like I actually give a fuck, okay?
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I'm not gonna solve this problem for you.
She's a child. She goes to school.
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I'm not the teacher here, okay?
Don't pull me in.
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- Okay.
- I like you.
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- Hey, I like you, too.
- But if she doesn't pass this test,
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I'm gonna have to fucking fire you.
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Arya will pass this test,
I promise.
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- Fantastic.
- Okay. Cool.
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You know, actually,
I was thinking about that whole...
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- call-upon-the-dead thing for next season.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- Oh, you were?
- Yeah. Yeah, I was.
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- Oh, well, that's cool.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Well, hey, if you ever want me to come in
and we spitball ideas or anything,
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I'd be happy to, you know.
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Well, maybe we'll do that sometime.
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- Okay. Cool. Yeah.
- All right.
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Could you, uh, close that door
on your way out?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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So I was like,
"Why do you need a lock on your phone
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if you got nothing to hide?"
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Ryan, do you trust your wife?
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Yeah.
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She needs her digital privacy, Ryan.
We all do.
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I wouldn't want you to know
what I was looking at online.
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That doesn't make me a cheater.
It just makes me a human.
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So, in the meantime,
keep your hands off your wife's phone.
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Okay, Ryan?
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Let's take a break.
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When we come back,
we'll be talking to Lisa,
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who thinks two beds
might be better than one.
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Be right back, on Heart Work.
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Your next caller is 45.
She's from Colorado. She's got two kids.
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Can I get you anything?
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- No, I'm good, thanks. Have a seat.
- Oh, okay.
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So, how you doing, Mickey?
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- Good, yeah.
- Yeah?
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Thanks for subbing in for Rob today.
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You know me,
I'm a real jack of all trades.
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Oh, I know you.
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Your new assistant starts tomorrow,
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- so you're set.
- Yes.
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Yeah. You've been giving me
a lot of great calls today, but...
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- you know who I wish I got a call from?
- Hmm?
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Mickey.
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'Cause I would listen
and I would give her some help.
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Thanks, but...
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- Come on. What's got you down?
- Oh...
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Is it something in the office?
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Are you mad at me
because I had you fire Rob?
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No! No.
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All right, well...
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how'd he take it?
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Not good. Not good.
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- He was pretty upset.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
You know, I figured.
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I got a bunch of drunk emails
at around 5:00 a.m.
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He sent me a link to an ISIS video.
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Rob is a very hostile person.
I'm sorry if he ruined your weekend.
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No, he didn't ruin my weekend.
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It was just bullshit Eric drama,
but that's over.
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- Oh, Eric. That rollercoaster, hmm?
- No, it's good, though.
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We're finally done.
I feel so much better about it.
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Best thing you can do right now?
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Don't try to feel better.
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Just feel. Feel it all.
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Today and tomorrow,
just pass through it.
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Because maybe...
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something positive has happened.
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Maybe you needed to...
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clean out some emotional space
for something good.
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Something new.
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- You're back on.
- Yeah.
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So I'm banging this chick, man,
and all of a sudden,
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the pictures start falling off the wall.
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I think I'm killing it.
It's an earthquake.
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Does this have dairy?
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No, you know I got you covered
on that dairy and gluten.
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I got that out of here for you.
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Well, last time, it had yogurt.
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Yeah, that was last time.
This is today. I covered it.
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I do not envy you, man.
That chick is a brat.
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Oh, no. She's not that bad.
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What are you talking about?
She's a prima donna
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and she drinks these green drinks.
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Who drinks these green drinks
when they're 12?
241
00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:32,345
- Yeah.
- Where's the Capri Sun at?
242
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:34,932
I know. I'm in my 30s
and I don't even drink those.
243
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,934
- I'd kill for a Capri Sun right now.
- Me, too.
244
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,143
- You got one?
- No!
245
00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:40,604
Oh, man, you gotta stock up.
Get some Capri Suns in here.
246
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,565
- Maybe, maybe. Maybe, man.
- Yeah.
247
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,525
Hey, you know, I think...
248
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:47,152
I think I can get her to pass this test.
Seriously.
249
00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:49,112
I mean, I just hope,
like, I can do it
250
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,823
so Susan doesn't think
I'm, like, a fuck-up,
251
00:13:50,906 --> 00:13:52,908
'cause then she'll never,
like, read my spec ever.
252
00:13:52,991 --> 00:13:54,618
Oh, word.
What's a... what's a spec?
253
00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:57,538
It's like, when you write an episode
of a TV show,
254
00:13:57,621 --> 00:13:59,122
even though nobody asked you to,
255
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,209
just to have a sample of, like,
how good or bad of a writer you are.
256
00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,919
Oh, you know what?
That... that might actually work.
257
00:14:04,002 --> 00:14:05,378
My aunt actually hates all the writers.
258
00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:07,673
All she does is talk about how
they do nothing but just fuck her up.
259
00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:10,551
Yeah, your aunt's a pretty big ballbuster,
I'm gonna admit. Yeah.
260
00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:12,511
I know.
That's why I never talk to her.
261
00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:15,055
She hooked me up with this gig
and I just stay out of her way.
262
00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:16,557
That's good.
It's a smart move.
263
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,517
- What's wrong with your phone, man?
- What?
264
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,227
You've been checking it all day, man.
265
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:22,855
Oh, yeah, I'm just checking my texts
'cause I, like...
266
00:14:23,772 --> 00:14:25,483
met this girl and we've been having,
you know...
267
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:28,444
- We had a good time, like, hanging out.
- Oh. Oh, yeah?
268
00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:29,528
Can I show you a picture?
Is that weird?
269
00:14:29,612 --> 00:14:30,654
- Oh, yeah, man.
- Is that creepy?
270
00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:32,072
Oh, yeah,
let me see what you're working with.
271
00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:34,157
- Her name's Mickey. Yeah.
- Oh, hell yeah, dude!
272
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,910
Oh, yeah, she's fine, man.
It's blurry, but she's clearly fine.
273
00:14:36,994 --> 00:14:38,579
- She's good, man.
- She's like Dax Shepard's wife.
274
00:14:38,662 --> 00:14:40,038
- You know, like, that Frozen chick.
- Yeah.
275
00:14:40,122 --> 00:14:42,374
Right, what's her name?
Ildrus? Susan?
276
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,792
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot.
- I don't know.
277
00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:46,712
Yeah, it's just,
like, I... I don't know.
278
00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:48,589
'Cause it's like...
I think I, like, overplayed my hand.
279
00:14:48,672 --> 00:14:50,267
Dude, freaking out only makes it worse.
She'll text, man.
280
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,595
- What'd you text her?
- I texted her, like, "Sup?"
281
00:14:53,678 --> 00:14:55,514
- "Sup"? Just "Sup"?
- "Sup," question mark.
282
00:14:55,597 --> 00:14:56,848
- "Sup?" is perfect, man.
- Yeah?
283
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:58,725
I've gotten laid
texting "sup" plenty of times.
284
00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:00,227
- Okay.
- She'll text, man. Don't worry about it.
285
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:02,229
'Cause I go the other way before...
286
00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:03,813
You know, I'll end up, like,
texting so much,
287
00:15:03,897 --> 00:15:06,566
I end up sending, like, a fucking book
to somebody, you know?
288
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:07,692
And that's never good. That's...
289
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,987
Nothing dries up a vagina
more than a paragraph, man.
290
00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:20,289
"Who's having great sex? Not you?
291
00:15:20,372 --> 00:15:23,958
Let's figure out why,
Friday on Dr. Greg."
292
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,084
Great. Number four.
293
00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:29,088
"Plaid, polka dots, infidelity,
co-dependency, you guessed it.
294
00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:33,009
We're talking about patterns,
tomorrow on Heart Work with Dr. Greg."
295
00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:35,053
Come on, that's... that's ridiculous.
Who wrote that?
296
00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:36,263
- I wrote that one.
- Oh.
297
00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:38,181
It's good.
298
00:15:38,265 --> 00:15:39,516
Number five, last one.
299
00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:42,060
"Pouring out a little too much beer
for your dead homies?
300
00:15:42,143 --> 00:15:45,480
How to cope with the loss of a friend
without losing your sobriety.
301
00:15:45,564 --> 00:15:48,692
Next Wednesday
on Heart Work with Dr. Greg."
302
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:52,279
Dope. All right, I'll put some music
under those and we're good to go.
303
00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:55,239
All right. Great.
304
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:59,243
We have fun together, don't we?
305
00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:00,829
Mmm-hmm.
306
00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:03,665
It is good that
we can talk about work or Eric,
307
00:16:03,748 --> 00:16:05,584
or breakups, or whatever.
308
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:10,004
My last relationship was so brutal.
It was very toxic.
309
00:16:10,088 --> 00:16:13,342
I'm someone who likes to let people
be who they are, right?
310
00:16:13,425 --> 00:16:14,426
Uh-huh.
311
00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,845
She wanted me to define her.
She wanted me to be her daddy.
312
00:16:16,928 --> 00:16:19,097
I would come home from work
at the end of the day
313
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,140
and she would say I abandoned her.
314
00:16:21,224 --> 00:16:22,434
Maybe I'm too giving.
315
00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:25,019
Hmm. Sounds like you guys
weren't a good fit.
316
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:27,981
We were sexually incompatible.
I like sex and she didn't.
317
00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:32,235
What about you and Eric?
What went wrong?
318
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:36,531
Uh, I just think he loved cocaine
more than he loved me.
319
00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:42,621
That is really funny.
320
00:16:45,624 --> 00:16:48,335
Wow. Life is so crazy, right?
321
00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:49,919
Yeah.
322
00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:52,255
You're not dating anyone,
I'm not dating anyone.
323
00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:56,468
And then I'm like, "Wow, I could never
date a co-worker. What a bad idea."
324
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,388
Yeah, what a bad idea.
325
00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:04,017
And then I think,
maybe one day, if...
326
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,227
we were each working
at different stations,
327
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,897
maybe, you know,
we could make that happen.
328
00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:12,484
I'm sorry, I don't really follow.
329
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:17,697
I mean, is this job
worth not giving it a try?
330
00:17:19,115 --> 00:17:20,534
I don't know,
maybe we should both quit.
331
00:17:20,617 --> 00:17:22,369
I'm joking.
332
00:17:23,286 --> 00:17:26,456
One of us quit? I'm kidding.
333
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,793
I'm so flattered.
334
00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:33,171
I'm gonna go check on those promos.
335
00:17:34,338 --> 00:17:36,257
Maybe I should just quit?
336
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:39,218
Come on, that's crazy talk, man.
Jesus.
337
00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:41,262
I know, but he's gonna fire me either way.
338
00:17:41,345 --> 00:17:43,139
Fucking Dr. Greg
is not gonna fire you, okay?
339
00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:46,851
Yes, he is. If he flirts with me
and I don't flirt back,
340
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,563
in, like, eight weeks,
I'm gonna spill a coffee in a meeting
341
00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:51,773
and he's gonna fire me.
It's happened before.
342
00:17:51,856 --> 00:17:55,485
Shit. There's not a crazier motherfucker
than a therapist, man.
343
00:17:55,569 --> 00:17:57,737
- They're demented.
- I know.
344
00:17:57,821 --> 00:17:59,656
So what, he asked you out?
345
00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:00,740
No.
346
00:18:01,741 --> 00:18:04,661
What, then, like...
he wants you to blow him?
347
00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:08,415
- No, it's worse. He likes me.
- Oh, no, no, no.
348
00:18:08,498 --> 00:18:11,918
- Yeah. He likes me, I don't like him.
- I'm sorry.
349
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:15,589
He's gonna find a reason to fire me,
and then I'm gonna be gone.
350
00:18:15,672 --> 00:18:18,007
He did it to Melanie
and he did it to Jane.
351
00:18:18,091 --> 00:18:20,802
I saw Jane a month ago.
She's working at Chipotle now.
352
00:18:20,885 --> 00:18:22,471
She looks ten years older.
353
00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:24,097
Shit.
354
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:26,891
I heard Melanie moved to,
like, Arizona.
355
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:30,854
I saw a photo with her on Facebook,
watering cactus. It was sad.
356
00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:33,147
I can't do it. Fuck.
357
00:18:33,231 --> 00:18:36,317
I have so much credit card debt,
I can't even quit if I want to.
358
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,153
You can't lose this job.
It's a sweet gig, all right?
359
00:18:39,237 --> 00:18:41,781
The hours are great.
It's fucking easy, man.
360
00:18:41,865 --> 00:18:43,742
All we do is sit around most of the time.
361
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:46,244
They don't even notice
we take long cigarette breaks.
362
00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:48,580
People here are lax
with people like us, you know?
363
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:51,332
Shit.
364
00:18:51,415 --> 00:18:53,126
Stay here, man.
You're family.
365
00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:57,005
It's too slimy. No offense.
366
00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:59,215
That's great.
Very good.
367
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:02,677
And what other words would you use
to describe the taste of the meat?
368
00:19:02,761 --> 00:19:03,762
The ham.
369
00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:07,015
Rubbery. Filmy. Watery.
370
00:19:07,098 --> 00:19:09,559
- Cool. Great...
- Thin. Gross. Didn't want it.
371
00:19:09,643 --> 00:19:11,478
Yeah, and it has, like...
372
00:19:11,561 --> 00:19:13,730
weird little veins in it,
like, little pig veins.
373
00:19:13,813 --> 00:19:17,316
You know how they make this stuff?
The animals are bred for death.
374
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,695
These animals don't have any thoughts.
Okay? They eat and they shit.
375
00:19:20,779 --> 00:19:23,072
God gave them to us to kill and eat.
376
00:19:23,156 --> 00:19:26,159
I understand, but if you were
looking for a new lunch snack,
377
00:19:26,242 --> 00:19:28,161
is this one you would consider using?
378
00:19:28,244 --> 00:19:30,747
Does it have an oaky, barbecue-y taste?
379
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,791
I only eat things I can grow myself.
380
00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:34,417
Why are you in this tasting?
381
00:19:34,501 --> 00:19:37,211
They told me
I was gonna get to see a free movie.
382
00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:39,964
Some Reese Witherspoon
and The Muppets movie.
383
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,340
I don't know what to tell you, sir.
384
00:19:41,424 --> 00:19:42,634
I think you called back the wrong number.
385
00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:46,095
You know, if you wanna see a free movie,
all you have to do is call the theater
386
00:19:46,179 --> 00:19:47,764
and tell them
that the projector was all fucked up.
387
00:19:47,847 --> 00:19:48,973
I don't know about that, ma'am.
388
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,518
I'm just trying to find out
what you thought of the taste.
389
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,728
Maybe what your children
would think of the taste.
390
00:19:53,812 --> 00:19:57,774
If they were gonna improve the flavor,
what aspect of it would they improve?
391
00:19:57,857 --> 00:20:00,985
I like spicy things.
Really spicy things.
392
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:04,656
Like, so spicy most people can't eat it,
but I can eat it.
393
00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:07,241
And I think that's kind of, like...
the future of snacks.
394
00:20:07,325 --> 00:20:09,118
Okay, um...
395
00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:11,621
and I just need two minutes
and I'll be right back.
396
00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:16,334
It takes so long to eat.
This is like gum.
397
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,962
- A ham-flavored gum.
- You're eating death.
398
00:20:19,838 --> 00:20:21,255
Mickey, is everything all right?
399
00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:23,550
Yeah, totally.
Uh, I just need to vent.
400
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:24,884
- Is now a bad time?
- Not at all.
401
00:20:24,968 --> 00:20:26,803
I'm flattered you called.
What's up?
402
00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:28,179
How much money do you have?
403
00:20:28,262 --> 00:20:32,058
If I was unemployed for, like, six months,
could you afford our rent?
404
00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:33,184
Oh.
405
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:36,520
Uh, I was actually going to ask you
for a little more time this month.
406
00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:39,190
My grandma hurt her hip
and she has dementia,
407
00:20:39,273 --> 00:20:41,568
and I've been sending her money,
but she keeps losing the money.
408
00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:44,696
And she's been yelling at the nurses
and accusing them of stealing it.
409
00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:46,573
Oh, okay. Yeah, no, it's fine.
410
00:20:46,656 --> 00:20:49,242
Um... I'm not gonna lose this job.
I'll make it work.
411
00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:51,160
That's the spirit.
You'll make it work.
412
00:20:51,244 --> 00:20:52,579
- Just like I do...
- All right.
413
00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:53,913
...even when I'm...
414
00:20:56,499 --> 00:20:59,543
- But Mother, killing is wrong.
- Not always.
415
00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:01,713
If there's a positive force
in the universe,
416
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:03,464
then there has to be a negative force.
417
00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:05,759
It's how the universe stays balanced.
418
00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:08,595
And who's to say which is positive
and which is negative?
419
00:21:08,678 --> 00:21:10,221
What is it like to kill, Mother?
420
00:21:10,304 --> 00:21:13,432
There's a sense of cleansing,
of making things right.
421
00:21:14,058 --> 00:21:17,061
- I could never hurt anyone.
- What if you were helping them?
422
00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,273
Some people need to be freed
from this realm.
423
00:21:21,315 --> 00:21:22,651
I understand now.
424
00:21:23,777 --> 00:21:25,569
I understand my obligation...
425
00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:28,572
to kill.
426
00:21:29,824 --> 00:21:32,160
And cutting.
Let's cut, people.
427
00:21:34,829 --> 00:21:36,455
Wow, Arya.
428
00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:39,375
You were really good in that scene.
Bravo.
429
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,670
Thanks. When the writing is good,
I can do a good job.
430
00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:43,838
But lately, the writing has been horrible.
431
00:21:43,922 --> 00:21:46,132
Oh, yeah?
I mean, well, you really got something.
432
00:21:46,215 --> 00:21:48,677
It's like, some actors, you know,
they can work really hard,
433
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,096
but they don't got the magic.
But you got the magic.
434
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,306
Seriously, I'm impressed.
435
00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:56,517
Well, I know that,
but what I really wanna do is movies.
436
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,188
Like Simone, she was in a movie with
Beyoncé and she got to play a prostitute.
437
00:22:00,271 --> 00:22:03,191
- Her and Beyoncé were co-prostitutes?
- Yeah.
438
00:22:03,274 --> 00:22:05,443
Dream job. Right? Totally.
439
00:22:06,402 --> 00:22:08,029
Well, hey,
now that we're feeling good,
440
00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:09,656
why don't we jump into class,
441
00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:11,115
ride this enthusiasm...
442
00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,742
Come on, let's go in this golf cart.
443
00:22:12,826 --> 00:22:15,161
No, nope, nope, nope, nope.
444
00:22:15,244 --> 00:22:16,245
Come on, we, uh...
445
00:22:16,329 --> 00:22:19,082
we only got, like, one last
cram sesh to do before these ERBs,
446
00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:20,416
- so...
- One ride. That's it.
447
00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:24,337
If I give you a ride, you gotta promise
me, like, 20 good minutes, okay?
448
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,463
Mmm-hmm.
449
00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:27,381
- All right, okay...
- But I'm driving.
450
00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:30,468
No, I'll drive. Okay?
You could kill us both.
451
00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:32,721
You know how bad that would look?
For me?
452
00:22:37,516 --> 00:22:38,727
Come on, faster!
453
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:41,604
What? Arya, this is, like,
the fastest it goes.
454
00:22:41,687 --> 00:22:45,900
Just go a little bit faster
and we'll do 30 minutes. I promise.
455
00:22:45,984 --> 00:22:47,360
Okay. Hold on.
456
00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:52,698
So, uh... time to study?
457
00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,326
Come on, five more minutes.
This is where it gets good.
458
00:22:55,409 --> 00:22:58,579
Okay.
Five more minutes.
459
00:23:07,630 --> 00:23:09,173
Fuck. Come on.
460
00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:12,176
Come on.
461
00:23:23,604 --> 00:23:26,482
It's so nice that you asked me for lunch,
you know.
462
00:23:26,565 --> 00:23:27,817
We never have lunch together.
463
00:23:27,901 --> 00:23:29,903
I know. I'm usually so busy.
464
00:23:29,986 --> 00:23:32,030
And you always seem so tired.
465
00:23:32,906 --> 00:23:33,907
I do?
466
00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:35,992
Not in a bad way.
Just, you know...
467
00:23:36,075 --> 00:23:39,913
when you get like that, I just ask myself,
"What about life is tiring her out?"
468
00:23:39,996 --> 00:23:41,747
I don't know. I just...
469
00:23:41,831 --> 00:23:44,042
I have a hard time
dealing with shit sometimes.
470
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,168
I know, but...
471
00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:48,546
you can't see life as the enemy.
472
00:23:49,547 --> 00:23:52,175
Life is what you make of it...
right?
473
00:23:52,258 --> 00:23:53,885
Seems like you made the right choice.
474
00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:56,262
Sometimes I wonder, you know?
475
00:23:57,471 --> 00:23:59,473
Sometimes I wonder if I could've been
the next Karl Malone.
476
00:23:59,557 --> 00:24:01,810
I played power forward,
so...
477
00:24:02,726 --> 00:24:05,980
One of many reasons
I wish I was black.
478
00:24:08,274 --> 00:24:10,985
Not really.
I mean, not that I wouldn't wanna be.
479
00:24:11,069 --> 00:24:12,361
You know what I...
480
00:24:12,445 --> 00:24:14,363
Just...
I'm comfortable with who I am.
481
00:24:21,871 --> 00:24:22,956
What was that for?
482
00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:25,249
Just always wanted to see
what that'd be like.
483
00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:27,626
How was it?
484
00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:29,253
Need a larger sampling.
485
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,839
Take as much as you want.
486
00:24:38,471 --> 00:24:40,764
This is so stupid. I'm tired.
487
00:24:40,849 --> 00:24:42,892
Arya, seriously...
488
00:24:42,976 --> 00:24:45,811
Like, I don't wanna freak you out
or anything, but it's like...
489
00:24:46,729 --> 00:24:49,482
if you wanna keep working on the show,
you have to, like, pass this test.
490
00:24:49,565 --> 00:24:52,235
All right? That's...
Them's the rules, okay?
491
00:24:52,318 --> 00:24:53,486
Whatever.
492
00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:56,239
Don't "whatever" me, okay?
493
00:24:56,322 --> 00:24:59,283
This is, like, an important life lesson.
494
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:01,870
It's like, in the real world,
you gotta...
495
00:25:01,953 --> 00:25:04,956
finish tasks,
you have to complete work, you know?
496
00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:08,042
'Cause if you don't have,
like, proper work habits,
497
00:25:08,126 --> 00:25:10,419
when things don't get so easy,
you know,
498
00:25:10,503 --> 00:25:13,589
things are gonna be kinda tough,
if you don't have an education.
499
00:25:13,672 --> 00:25:15,174
Why wouldn't things be easy?
500
00:25:15,258 --> 00:25:17,260
Think of most child actors, you know?
501
00:25:17,343 --> 00:25:18,928
They're not actors when they get older,
502
00:25:19,012 --> 00:25:21,305
'cause when they get older,
they start looking weird,
503
00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,892
and they get, like,
big ears and they're like,
504
00:25:23,975 --> 00:25:26,394
"Oh, I'm not as cute
as I used to be anymore," you know?
505
00:25:26,477 --> 00:25:29,939
So I'm gonna get big ears and be ugly
and not be able to get jobs?
506
00:25:30,023 --> 00:25:32,275
No...
I wasn't saying that...
507
00:25:32,358 --> 00:25:34,318
Are people not gonna like me
when I'm not little?
508
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:37,196
No, I'm just telling you that, like...
509
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,657
For a lot of child actors,
when they don't have work,
510
00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:41,284
and they don't have
something to fall back on,
511
00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:44,620
they just get addicted to drugs, you know?
Or they become homeless.
512
00:25:44,703 --> 00:25:46,580
So I'm gonna get ugly and be homeless?
513
00:25:46,664 --> 00:25:50,043
I'm not... saying that.
I'm just saying...
514
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,336
You're in a bubble now.
515
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,506
Nobody's gonna tell you the truth.
I'm telling you the truth.
516
00:25:55,589 --> 00:25:59,093
Life is tough, things get hard,
and you're gonna wanna have a backup plan.
517
00:25:59,177 --> 00:26:01,387
So can we please just focus and study?
518
00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:03,514
You're so mean! No!
519
00:26:13,357 --> 00:26:15,651
Did you just tell Arya
that she's a bad actress?
520
00:26:15,734 --> 00:26:17,320
What? No. Never.
521
00:26:17,403 --> 00:26:19,197
'Cause my little girl
is gonna take on the world.
522
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,117
Don't you ever tell my daughter
that she is anything less than perfect.
523
00:26:23,201 --> 00:26:26,037
'Course not. I was just saying,
you know, I think...
524
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,039
She has a big test
this afternoon, that's all...
525
00:26:28,122 --> 00:26:30,833
And she'll ace it!
Because she's tough.
526
00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:32,460
And she's a fucking champion.
527
00:26:33,377 --> 00:26:34,753
Motherfucker.
528
00:26:34,837 --> 00:26:36,005
Sorry.
529
00:26:40,093 --> 00:26:42,053
Say something about my dick.
530
00:26:42,136 --> 00:26:44,180
Your dick...
it feels so good.
531
00:26:44,263 --> 00:26:45,264
- Yeah?
- Yes.
532
00:26:45,348 --> 00:26:46,515
- It does, right?
- Doctor.
533
00:26:46,599 --> 00:26:48,977
- It does feel good.
- Okay.
534
00:26:55,358 --> 00:26:56,859
I know you wanna fire me.
535
00:26:58,569 --> 00:27:00,113
What? What?
536
00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:03,949
You can't fire me now.
537
00:27:05,326 --> 00:27:06,535
I don't want to fire you.
538
00:27:07,578 --> 00:27:09,955
You can't fire me,
'cause you're fucking me.
539
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,668
I'm not fucking you.
You're fucking me.
540
00:27:14,752 --> 00:27:15,919
- No.
- Yeah.
541
00:27:16,004 --> 00:27:18,047
- Yeah.
- You're fucking me.
542
00:27:33,021 --> 00:27:34,605
- You just came?
- Mmm-hmm.
543
00:27:36,857 --> 00:27:38,067
I haven't yet, so...
544
00:27:38,151 --> 00:27:39,318
Fine.
545
00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:01,549
I feel a little weird.
546
00:28:05,053 --> 00:28:06,470
Five minutes left.
547
00:28:07,638 --> 00:28:10,433
You're doing great.
How you feeling?
548
00:28:10,516 --> 00:28:11,725
I'm done.
549
00:28:11,809 --> 00:28:14,145
Yeah? Okay, perfect.
550
00:28:15,271 --> 00:28:17,565
See, that wasn't that bad, right?
551
00:28:20,943 --> 00:28:22,986
Arya...
552
00:28:23,071 --> 00:28:25,406
You did, like, less than half of this.
What's the deal?
553
00:28:25,489 --> 00:28:28,534
I'm done, I'm tired,
and I do not care about that test.
554
00:28:29,993 --> 00:28:31,245
What is wrong with you?
555
00:28:32,163 --> 00:28:33,289
You wanna lose your job?
556
00:28:33,372 --> 00:28:35,791
- You want me to lose my job?
- Don't be mad at me.
557
00:28:35,874 --> 00:28:37,793
I'm not mad at you.
It's just...
558
00:28:37,876 --> 00:28:40,046
If you fail,
you can't work for 30 days.
559
00:28:40,129 --> 00:28:41,339
And...
560
00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:44,300
you know, a lot of people
are gonna be in a lot of trouble.
561
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,552
Including me, okay?
562
00:28:46,635 --> 00:28:49,097
Susan's gonna be pissed off at me
and she's gonna fire me
563
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:50,181
and then she's never
gonna read my script...
564
00:28:50,264 --> 00:28:51,390
Stop!
565
00:28:51,474 --> 00:28:54,393
I'm under so much pressure right now!
566
00:28:54,477 --> 00:28:56,187
I don't even want to work here!
567
00:28:56,270 --> 00:29:00,108
I hate this place so much.
Everyone is old!
568
00:29:00,191 --> 00:29:03,819
Okay. It's okay.
Hey, don't get upset, okay?
569
00:29:03,902 --> 00:29:05,988
Uh, we got four minutes left.
Let's just rip through this.
570
00:29:06,072 --> 00:29:08,741
I wanna go to a real school,
with real friends!
571
00:29:08,824 --> 00:29:10,409
You can pass this.
You just gotta sit down.
572
00:29:10,493 --> 00:29:11,702
- Okay, please?
- You're my best friend!
573
00:29:11,785 --> 00:29:14,622
You're my best friend
because all my friends hate me
574
00:29:14,705 --> 00:29:16,457
because I met Taylor Swift.
575
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:18,251
Well, that's cool, right?
576
00:29:18,334 --> 00:29:19,502
You get to meet Taylor Swift.
577
00:29:19,585 --> 00:29:21,837
You get to make
a bunch of spending money, huh?
578
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,297
I'd love to make the money you're making.
579
00:29:23,381 --> 00:29:24,548
I don't even get the money!
580
00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:27,510
My parents take it!
And they're getting divorced!
581
00:29:27,593 --> 00:29:30,596
What? Whoa, shit. Hold on, it's okay...
582
00:29:30,679 --> 00:29:32,806
I hear them arguing
through the walls!
583
00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:34,392
Through the walls!
584
00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:37,311
Okay.
Hey, Arya, it's okay, okay?
585
00:29:37,395 --> 00:29:39,647
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
586
00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:41,190
I'm so sorry.
587
00:30:04,547 --> 00:30:07,258
"Two apples are dropped
off a ten-story building.
588
00:30:07,341 --> 00:30:08,967
One apple is five pounds..."
589
00:30:09,051 --> 00:30:10,469
What the fuck?
590
00:30:14,390 --> 00:30:15,808
I can't believe you said that.
591
00:30:16,892 --> 00:30:19,187
What, about not wanting
to touch your asshole?
592
00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:22,606
No, about me firing you.
593
00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:25,234
Oh. Well, yeah, it's true.
You can't now.
594
00:30:27,986 --> 00:30:30,448
You think that I would
do something like that?
595
00:30:31,782 --> 00:30:35,953
Yeah, if I rejected you, I'd be gone.
That's what you do. But...
596
00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:39,081
now that we fucked, you can't,
because that would be sexual harassment.
597
00:30:39,832 --> 00:30:43,001
- That's how you see me?
- Mmm, sort of, yeah.
598
00:30:44,503 --> 00:30:48,882
You think I'm someone who would fire you
if you didn't accept my advances?
599
00:30:48,966 --> 00:30:51,510
- That's ridiculous.
- Oh, really? Well, what about Jane?
600
00:30:51,594 --> 00:30:53,887
You got all pervy with her
and then you fired her.
601
00:30:54,972 --> 00:30:57,433
I fired Jane because she stole from me.
602
00:30:57,516 --> 00:30:59,935
She bought a Birkin bag
with my credit card.
603
00:31:01,479 --> 00:31:03,105
Well, what about Melanie?
604
00:31:03,189 --> 00:31:04,773
Melanie was dumb!
605
00:31:04,857 --> 00:31:07,401
She made all of my passwords 1-2-3-4!
606
00:31:07,485 --> 00:31:08,777
My identity was stolen.
607
00:31:10,153 --> 00:31:11,739
Oh...
608
00:31:11,822 --> 00:31:12,823
I didn't know that.
609
00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:14,450
No, you didn't know that.
You know why?
610
00:31:14,533 --> 00:31:17,661
Because I was concerned
about their reputations.
611
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:21,457
I wanted to have sex with you because
I thought that we shared something.
612
00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:24,668
Maybe shared some sort
of special connection.
613
00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:28,339
Do you really think that I'm, like,
that type of manipulative person?
614
00:31:28,422 --> 00:31:31,925
Do I give off just, like,
some kind of fucking awfulness? Huh?
615
00:31:32,009 --> 00:31:33,511
Or are you the awful one?
616
00:31:34,428 --> 00:31:36,555
Can't tell if you're
fucking with me right now.
617
00:31:36,639 --> 00:31:39,392
Let me tell you something, okay?
I am just a man.
618
00:31:39,475 --> 00:31:42,019
I get up and I talk to people,
619
00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:44,522
and they tell me their problems
and I try to give them strategies
620
00:31:44,605 --> 00:31:47,400
to help them make their lives
just a little bit better.
621
00:31:47,483 --> 00:31:50,611
That's what I do with my days, huh!
622
00:31:50,694 --> 00:31:53,739
Do you know what it takes
to be the type of person
623
00:31:53,822 --> 00:31:57,034
to call somebody for self-help
and then they hang up,
624
00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:58,786
and I don't know
if they've killed themselves.
625
00:31:58,869 --> 00:32:01,705
I don't know if they're happy now,
I don't know shit!
626
00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:06,377
All I know is there is some sort of voice
on the other side of the line
627
00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:10,923
that is fucking crazy, that I am,
all of a sudden, responsible for!
628
00:32:11,006 --> 00:32:12,883
And I do that. I'm a saint.
629
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:17,305
I should have my face up on a fucking
stained glass window in a goddamn church!
630
00:32:17,388 --> 00:32:18,931
And I'm a Jew!
631
00:32:20,223 --> 00:32:23,143
You know, I don't know if you're familiar
with the term "projection,"
632
00:32:23,226 --> 00:32:24,437
but I got something to show ya.
633
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:29,983
It's a little movie called
Mickey Has No Idea Who the Fuck I Am!
634
00:32:30,067 --> 00:32:31,444
I don't know why I bother.
635
00:32:31,527 --> 00:32:33,946
I don't know
why I fucking bother!
636
00:32:37,283 --> 00:32:39,117
You just really hurt my feelings.
637
00:32:56,051 --> 00:32:57,970
- Susan, hey.
- She pass?
638
00:32:59,137 --> 00:33:00,431
Yeah. Yeah, she passed.
639
00:33:00,514 --> 00:33:03,642
Connor? Tell Len and Mary
that Arya passed the test.
640
00:33:03,726 --> 00:33:05,644
Oh, also, could you go on
to my Paleta account
641
00:33:05,728 --> 00:33:08,439
and make sure that I'm signed up
for the plan with the most snacks?
642
00:33:08,522 --> 00:33:10,441
I'm fucking starving every day.
643
00:33:12,234 --> 00:33:16,697
Hey, um, Susan,
can I just... talk to you, real quick?
644
00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:18,699
Um, I just...
645
00:33:18,782 --> 00:33:21,619
I wanted to let you know,
uh, 'cause I think...
646
00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:27,375
you should know that the, uh,
reason Arya passed is because I...
647
00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:29,167
I helped her cheat.
648
00:33:30,252 --> 00:33:31,545
So it's taken care of?
649
00:33:32,463 --> 00:33:35,841
Yeah, it is.
It's taken care of and...
650
00:33:35,924 --> 00:33:39,387
I guess I was sort of thinking,
you know, since I came through for you,
651
00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:43,015
and helped the show
not get shut down, maybe...
652
00:33:43,098 --> 00:33:44,767
you could do me a solid
and take a look at this...
653
00:33:44,850 --> 00:33:47,728
So what you meant was that
you were so bad at your job of teaching
654
00:33:47,811 --> 00:33:50,022
that you had to cheat for her.
655
00:33:50,814 --> 00:33:52,691
Uh, yeah.
656
00:33:52,775 --> 00:33:55,694
I mean, I guess, um, you know,
it's not really a teaching thing,
657
00:33:55,778 --> 00:33:57,363
it's more she has...
658
00:33:57,446 --> 00:34:01,367
just difficulty learning things and, um,
she's under a lot of pressure.
659
00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:02,743
We all are.
660
00:34:02,826 --> 00:34:05,454
Uh, well, you know,
she's 12 years old. So...
661
00:34:05,538 --> 00:34:09,041
I wish I was that rich when I was 12.
But I was in Baltimore.
662
00:34:09,124 --> 00:34:11,168
- Oh, Baltimore?
- Mmm-hmm.
663
00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:15,338
Yeah, I'm from South Dakota, so...
I struggled, too.
664
00:34:15,423 --> 00:34:16,924
I mean, I think that's why
I work so hard around here...
665
00:34:17,007 --> 00:34:20,386
Thank you, Gus,
for doing your job...
666
00:34:20,469 --> 00:34:21,845
that you get paid to do.
667
00:34:22,513 --> 00:34:24,347
Okay.
668
00:34:24,432 --> 00:34:28,436
Hey, Connor? Uh, see if Liz
is around to talk wardrobe.
669
00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:31,021
Don't tell her I'm here,
just see if she's around.
670
00:34:32,355 --> 00:34:34,066
- Close that door for me, please.
- Uh-huh.
671
00:34:34,149 --> 00:34:35,443
Thank you.
672
00:34:36,569 --> 00:34:39,279
- This is what I do.
- Mmm.
673
00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:43,659
This way, the whole tub fills up
with syrup and you can just dip into it.
674
00:34:43,742 --> 00:34:45,453
Good idea.
675
00:34:46,454 --> 00:34:47,996
Sometimes it's fun to eat without limits.
676
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,624
I'm just gonna eat this
whole thing tonight.
677
00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:54,044
Yeah, I mean, it's not like you can gain
ten pounds in one night.
678
00:34:54,127 --> 00:34:56,505
One pound, two pounds max.
679
00:35:01,844 --> 00:35:03,471
Oh, shit, I forgot to text Gus.
680
00:35:07,390 --> 00:35:10,478
See? This isn't hard at all.
I could totally drive a car.
681
00:35:19,194 --> 00:35:20,863
Let's go find somewhere
where we can go really fast.
682
00:35:20,946 --> 00:35:23,031
Yes! Yeah.
683
00:35:23,115 --> 00:35:24,366
Floor this son of a bitch!
684
00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:27,745
Let's go, come on. Whoo!
685
00:35:27,828 --> 00:35:29,121
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
686
00:35:29,204 --> 00:35:31,206
- This is awesome.
- Yeah.
687
00:35:33,325 --> 00:35:38,325
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