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ms dalton i am really impressed

ms dalton i am really impressed

ms dalton i am really impressed thank you and please call me nick

thank you and please call me nick

thank you and please call me nick nick

nick

nick i really appreciate you coming in today

i really appreciate you coming in today

i really appreciate you coming in today it was a pleasure meeting you and we're

it was a pleasure meeting you and we're

it was a pleasure meeting you and we're gonna let all our candidates know on

gonna let all our candidates know on

gonna let all our candidates know on monday okay

monday okay

monday okay um okay i'm sorry we've been talking

um okay i'm sorry we've been talking

um okay i'm sorry we've been talking here for the last 45 minutes so uh are

here for the last 45 minutes so uh are

here for the last 45 minutes so uh are you blowing me off just level with me

you blowing me off just level with me

you blowing me off just level with me because

because

because you're nine credit hours short of

you're nine credit hours short of

you're nine credit hours short of obtaining your associate's degree is is

obtaining your associate's degree is is

obtaining your associate's degree is is that correct because i am assuming that

that correct because i am assuming that

that correct because i am assuming that you dropped out well i had some family

you dropped out well i had some family

you dropped out well i had some family issues that i uh required me to leave

issues that i uh required me to leave

issues that i uh required me to leave school yes

school yes

school yes and

and

and you also list your current employment as

you also list your current employment as

you also list your current employment as a bartender at um

a bartender at um

a bartender at um yeah at the soggy weasel and uh your

yeah at the soggy weasel and uh your

yeah at the soggy weasel and uh your only reference and murphy dalton sir

only reference and murphy dalton sir

only reference and murphy dalton sir any relation

any relation

any relation um yes he's my father right

dolores if you just give me a minute 60

dolores if you just give me a minute 60

dolores if you just give me a minute 60 seconds to explain after that if you're

seconds to explain after that if you're

seconds to explain after that if you're not fully convinced that i'd be a

not fully convinced that i'd be a

not fully convinced that i'd be a valuable team member here at pnr then

valuable team member here at pnr then

valuable team member here at pnr then i'll walk out that door no hard feelings

i'll walk out that door no hard feelings

i'll walk out that door no hard feelings okay

yes i work for my father

yes i work for my father

yes i work for my father he needed a bartender and i need a job

he needed a bartender and i need a job

he needed a bartender and i need a job but in the six months that i've worked

but in the six months that i've worked

but in the six months that i've worked there i've crafted a strong social media

there i've crafted a strong social media

there i've crafted a strong social media presence i've spearheaded promotions

presence i've spearheaded promotions

presence i've spearheaded promotions that have almost doubled his revenue

that have almost doubled his revenue

that have almost doubled his revenue so if you're looking for somebody with

so if you're looking for somebody with

so if you're looking for somebody with real life marketing experience

real life marketing experience

real life marketing experience i'm your girl

i'm your girl

i'm your girl okay nick

okay nick

okay nick pnr is a fortune 500 company

pnr is a fortune 500 company

pnr is a fortune 500 company okay it's not a dive bar whose

okay it's not a dive bar whose

okay it's not a dive bar whose livelihood depends on two for one drink

livelihood depends on two for one drink

livelihood depends on two for one drink specials and you know wet t-shirt

specials and you know wet t-shirt

specials and you know wet t-shirt contest put on by the owner's tattoo

contest put on by the owner's tattoo

contest put on by the owner's tattoo covered daughter

covered daughter

covered daughter look i i appreciate your enthusiasm i

look i i appreciate your enthusiasm i

look i i appreciate your enthusiasm i really do

really do

really do but when it all comes down to it you're

but when it all comes down to it you're

but when it all comes down to it you're a college dropout with

a college dropout with

a college dropout with a great memorization skill for our about

a great memorization skill for our about

a great memorization skill for our about us section of our website

us section of our website

us section of our website i just i don't see a place for you here

i just i don't see a place for you here

i just i don't see a place for you here at pm ah you know i could tell that this

at pm ah you know i could tell that this

at pm ah you know i could tell that this bridge is already like covered in

bridge is already like covered in

bridge is already like covered in gasoline right now excuse me so i'm

gasoline right now excuse me so i'm

gasoline right now excuse me so i'm gonna light a match and i i withdraw my

gonna light a match and i i withdraw my

gonna light a match and i i withdraw my application you know and i would tell

application you know and i would tell

application you know and i would tell you to go straight to hell but you

you to go straight to hell but you

you to go straight to hell but you already managed to find your way there

already managed to find your way there

already managed to find your way there welcome home honey

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so

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mr cooper what's happening oh just uh

mr cooper what's happening oh just uh

mr cooper what's happening oh just uh running a diagnostic on the mainframe

running a diagnostic on the mainframe

running a diagnostic on the mainframe hmm

hmm

hmm i'm sorry sir i don't have a record of a

i'm sorry sir i don't have a record of a

i'm sorry sir i don't have a record of a maintenance visit today it's

maintenance visit today it's

maintenance visit today it's strange i

strange i

strange i i know i have an email from the boss in

i know i have an email from the boss in

i know i have an email from the boss in here somewhere

here somewhere

here somewhere oh i'm sorry here it is

oh i'm sorry here it is

oh i'm sorry here it is sign right there

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nothing to worry about just a miss label

nothing to worry about just a miss label

nothing to worry about just a miss label directory have a good weekend sir

directory have a good weekend sir

directory have a good weekend sir aren't you forgetting something

you're gonna get your weekend started

you're gonna get your weekend started

you're gonna get your weekend started huh you

huh you

huh you have no idea

have no idea

have no idea [Music]

well my old man swore up till the day he

well my old man swore up till the day he

well my old man swore up till the day he died

died

died he was a diesel driver

he was a diesel driver

he was a diesel driver swimming around

swimming around

swimming around in the louisiana rain

in the louisiana rain

in the louisiana rain with bobby

i know i'm late consistently late uh

i know i'm late consistently late uh

i know i'm late consistently late uh you're consistently large

you're consistently large

you're consistently large so how'd the interview go

so how'd the interview go

so how'd the interview go fantastic they hired me on the spot i'm

fantastic they hired me on the spot i'm

fantastic they hired me on the spot i'm putting him at two weeks notice right

putting him at two weeks notice right

putting him at two weeks notice right now

now

now really no

really no

really no thank god

i didn't mean that like it sounds i just

i didn't mean that like it sounds i just

i didn't mean that like it sounds i just i need somebody here for a couple more

i need somebody here for a couple more

i need somebody here for a couple more months that can basically do all your

months that can basically do all your

months that can basically do all your bookkeeping take care of the bar keep

bookkeeping take care of the bar keep

bookkeeping take care of the bar keep your ass out of the fire

your ass out of the fire

your ass out of the fire really nick

really nick

really nick really is it that bad

really is it that bad

really is it that bad you know what they say

you know what they say

you know what they say family first right oh wow

family first right oh wow

family first right oh wow that's

that's

that's great

everything i don't know if this is

everything i don't know if this is

everything i don't know if this is because i'm long over or the dt's oh god

because i'm long over or the dt's oh god

because i'm long over or the dt's oh god the girl the tequila you gave me last

the girl the tequila you gave me last

the girl the tequila you gave me last night really put me in a situation

night really put me in a situation

night really put me in a situation let's just say i had to make a ninja

let's just say i had to make a ninja

let's just say i had to make a ninja like exit uh so who's the lucky girl guy

like exit uh so who's the lucky girl guy

like exit uh so who's the lucky girl guy tim you met my flavor of the week

tim you met my flavor of the week

tim you met my flavor of the week i think i need to get you to start

i think i need to get you to start

i think i need to get you to start spreading your watch it horizons okay

spreading your watch it horizons okay

spreading your watch it horizons okay check it old friend from school just

check it old friend from school just

check it old friend from school just moved back to town

moved back to town

moved back to town she's hot right the eyes she's too blown

she's hot right the eyes she's too blown

she's hot right the eyes she's too blown too blunt

too blunt

too blunt you really need to lower your standards

you really need to lower your standards

you really need to lower your standards uh i'm gonna be a professional bar winch

uh i'm gonna be a professional bar winch

uh i'm gonna be a professional bar winch for the foreseeable future yeah you know

for the foreseeable future yeah you know

for the foreseeable future yeah you know i've compromised everything in my sad

i've compromised everything in my sad

i've compromised everything in my sad life so i'm not going to compromise on

life so i'm not going to compromise on

life so i'm not going to compromise on my dream girl she's out there somewhere

my dream girl she's out there somewhere

my dream girl she's out there somewhere what that uh cute little brunette you

what that uh cute little brunette you

what that uh cute little brunette you were saying uh her vagina smelled like

were saying uh her vagina smelled like

were saying uh her vagina smelled like breath mints

breath mints

breath mints what

what

what landon eyes now

landon eyes now

landon eyes now breath mints really it's better than a

breath mints really it's better than a

breath mints really it's better than a sweaty sausage wallet am i right

sweaty sausage wallet am i right

sweaty sausage wallet am i right [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] hello landon

hello landon

hello landon oh uh nick put on a shirt you are boner

oh uh nick put on a shirt you are boner

oh uh nick put on a shirt you are boner repellent do you know that it's like

repellent do you know that it's like

repellent do you know that it's like your superpower boner repellent

your superpower boner repellent

your superpower boner repellent leon just say the word balls

leon just say the word balls

leon just say the word balls and we're open people let's stop playing

and we're open people let's stop playing

and we're open people let's stop playing grab ass

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are those at tequila shops yeah

are those at tequila shops yeah

are those at tequila shops yeah you drinking to

you drinking to

you drinking to celebrate or to forget celebrating i

celebrate or to forget celebrating i

celebrate or to forget celebrating i think

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oh i pity the groom

so held my girl tonight live the dream

so held my girl tonight live the dream

so held my girl tonight live the dream terence

hey what's the chance that you're coming

hey what's the chance that you're coming

hey what's the chance that you're coming home with me tonight i just gave myself

home with me tonight i just gave myself

home with me tonight i just gave myself a new porn star trail

a new porn star trail

a new porn star trail oh jesus terence i've already puked once

oh jesus terence i've already puked once

oh jesus terence i've already puked once today

today

today [Music]

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[Music] there you go

there you go

there you go [Music]

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[Music] yeah guys

your extraction that was for you girl

your extraction that was for you girl

your extraction that was for you girl hell yeah it is yeah cheers cheers

what's up

what's up

what's up yeah back to my bench

yeah back to my bench

yeah back to my bench come on

you're old enough it's okay

another sack of hormones determined to

another sack of hormones determined to

another sack of hormones determined to take you home tonight bring on the

take you home tonight bring on the

take you home tonight bring on the douchiest of the douches as long as you

douchiest of the douches as long as you

douchiest of the douches as long as you tips be careful what you wish for

tips be careful what you wish for

tips be careful what you wish for hey

hey

hey checker

checker

checker he's high right yeah like too hot

he's high right yeah like too hot

he's high right yeah like too hot there's no help for you do you know that

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[Music] excuse me

i need this table

needs a strong word bro

needs a strong word bro

needs a strong word bro oh so we are negotiating now

look by the way it's a little bit early

look by the way it's a little bit early

look by the way it's a little bit early for you to be putting on the fake tipsy

for you to be putting on the fake tipsy

for you to be putting on the fake tipsy if you're not careful you're going to be

if you're not careful you're going to be

if you're not careful you're going to be fake drunk by 11. those guys will be

fake drunk by 11. those guys will be

fake drunk by 11. those guys will be gone by 11. strip club will be calling

gone by 11. strip club will be calling

gone by 11. strip club will be calling maybe earlier

jackpot

jackpot

jackpot promise you won't judge look at me i

promise you won't judge look at me i

promise you won't judge look at me i have no room to judge

have no room to judge

have no room to judge time to make some money there you go

time to make some money there you go

time to make some money there you go [Music]

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[Music] good

good

good yeah generally [ __ ] but yeah

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hi there honey

hi there honey

hi there honey what can i yeah i'll have a vodka

what can i yeah i'll have a vodka

what can i yeah i'll have a vodka martini up with no oils sure thing

martini up with no oils sure thing

martini up with no oils sure thing today

today

today please

cupcake

cupcake

cupcake martini straight up no olives says who's

martini straight up no olives says who's

martini straight up no olives says who's too good to be here yeah isn't he in

too good to be here yeah isn't he in

too good to be here yeah isn't he in trouble no he's just being

trouble no he's just being

trouble no he's just being well he looks corporate

well he looks corporate

well he looks corporate probably drives a porsche most likely he

probably drives a porsche most likely he

probably drives a porsche most likely he means some slept here to suck or even

means some slept here to suck or even

means some slept here to suck or even know one of those pyramid schemes you

know one of those pyramid schemes you

know one of those pyramid schemes you know taking money from the poor making

know taking money from the poor making

know taking money from the poor making this rich ass richer you know insurance

this rich ass richer you know insurance

this rich ass richer you know insurance on a purchase is very expensive leon

on a purchase is very expensive leon

on a purchase is very expensive leon you know if i didn't know you'd quit

you know if i didn't know you'd quit

you know if i didn't know you'd quit school i would say you got a degree and

school i would say you got a degree and

school i would say you got a degree and so hey i never asked you what does your

so hey i never asked you what does your

so hey i never asked you what does your your dream girl look like anyway well

your dream girl look like anyway well

your dream girl look like anyway well she's petite well-proportioned

she's petite well-proportioned

she's petite well-proportioned preferably a dancer dark hair dark eyes

preferably a dancer dark hair dark eyes

preferably a dancer dark hair dark eyes dark complexion dark everything but most

dark complexion dark everything but most

dark complexion dark everything but most importantly can i get a drink over here

okay and this is where i leave you

okay and this is where i leave you

okay and this is where i leave you [Music]

check back with me every five minutes

check back with me every five minutes

check back with me every five minutes is that clear

is that clear

is that clear sure

sure

sure i'm not joking lady every five minutes

i would let go of my arm before you piss

i would let go of my arm before you piss

i would let go of my arm before you piss him off

i dabbled in the arts for a while

i dabbled in the arts for a while

i dabbled in the arts for a while sculpting composing you know like that

sculpting composing you know like that

sculpting composing you know like that but bartain just you know could have fit

but bartain just you know could have fit

but bartain just you know could have fit my lifestyle staying out late make new

my lifestyle staying out late make new

my lifestyle staying out late make new friends

friends

friends meeting beautiful women that's fantastic

meeting beautiful women that's fantastic

meeting beautiful women that's fantastic can have a drink now please god i gotta

can have a drink now please god i gotta

can have a drink now please god i gotta of course right uh what can i get for

of course right uh what can i get for

of course right uh what can i get for you whatever you dropped on the floor

you whatever you dropped on the floor

you whatever you dropped on the floor looked pretty good

looked pretty good

looked pretty good martini very high

well hello young lady you snuck in on me

well hello young lady you snuck in on me

well hello young lady you snuck in on me do you happen to have your id on you

do you happen to have your id on you

do you happen to have your id on you merc

merc

merc business is business nick

business is business nick

business is business nick don't be fined

don't be fined

don't be fined excuse me

excuse me

excuse me thank

thank

thank you pleasure meet you brooke i'm murphy

you pleasure meet you brooke i'm murphy

you pleasure meet you brooke i'm murphy i hope you have a wonderful night

i hope you have a wonderful night

i hope you have a wonderful night carry on

brooke

brooke

brooke that's my favorite name

that's my favorite name

that's my favorite name another martini for douchebag mr

another martini for douchebag mr

another martini for douchebag mr moneybags

moneybags

moneybags just say the word now kick his ass

just say the word now kick his ass

just say the word now kick his ass i need some more tequila these

i need some more tequila these

i need some more tequila these bridesmaids are insatiable bryan will

bridesmaids are insatiable bryan will

bridesmaids are insatiable bryan will you wait your turn please oh i'm sorry i

you wait your turn please oh i'm sorry i

you wait your turn please oh i'm sorry i don't speak skank could you say that for

don't speak skank could you say that for

don't speak skank could you say that for me in english please

excuse me children we have paying

excuse me children we have paying

excuse me children we have paying customers can we do this after hours she

customers can we do this after hours she

customers can we do this after hours she started it come on bring it up

started it come on bring it up

started it come on bring it up landon tequila thank you leon

landon tequila thank you leon

landon tequila thank you leon martini

martini

martini what all right

what all right

what all right go

go

go go

go

go what

what

what i'm i'm just impressed great can i just

i'm i'm just impressed great can i just

i'm i'm just impressed great can i just one time pay you a compliment look can

one time pay you a compliment look can

one time pay you a compliment look can this wait until after hours i got a lot

this wait until after hours i got a lot

this wait until after hours i got a lot of drinks to make right now

is that the owner

is that the owner

is that the owner yes

yes

yes pretty ballsy thing to say to your boss

pretty ballsy thing to say to your boss

pretty ballsy thing to say to your boss yeah well he also happened to knock up

yeah well he also happened to knock up

yeah well he also happened to knock up my mom and then probably disappear after

my mom and then probably disappear after

my mom and then probably disappear after that until my 26th birthday so how was

that until my 26th birthday so how was

that until my 26th birthday so how was your father subject change so would you

your father subject change so would you

your father subject change so would you like another drink i don't know if i

like another drink i don't know if i

like another drink i don't know if i should

should

should oh right it must be a school night at

oh right it must be a school night at

oh right it must be a school night at school night yeah girl cause you got so

school night yeah girl cause you got so

school night yeah girl cause you got so much class

much class

much class your martinis suck give me something

your martinis suck give me something

your martinis suck give me something else what'll it be

else what'll it be

else what'll it be surprise me or i do that i

surprise me or i do that i

surprise me or i do that i probably have to take you back to my

probably have to take you back to my

probably have to take you back to my place that's a little too forward for me

place that's a little too forward for me

place that's a little too forward for me lady oh come on it was a joe

lady oh come on it was a joe

lady oh come on it was a joe you're not from around these parts are

you're not from around these parts are

you're not from around these parts are you these parts

you these parts

you these parts no

no

no should i go back to that far place i

should i go back to that far place i

should i go back to that far place i came from uh probably be for the best

came from uh probably be for the best

came from uh probably be for the best please elaborate well the soggy weasel

please elaborate well the soggy weasel

please elaborate well the soggy weasel is known for its cheap drinks and it's

is known for its cheap drinks and it's

is known for its cheap drinks and it's loose women how do you know i'm not

loose women how do you know i'm not

loose women how do you know i'm not cheap loose whatever

cheap loose whatever

cheap loose whatever so what do you do yes

so what do you do yes

so what do you do yes you're a dancer corporate liaison

you're a dancer corporate liaison

you're a dancer corporate liaison coming to car insurance whole nine

coming to car insurance whole nine

coming to car insurance whole nine that's pretty sweet it depends on your

that's pretty sweet it depends on your

that's pretty sweet it depends on your perspective how so what time do you get

perspective how so what time do you get

perspective how so what time do you get up in the morning

up in the morning

up in the morning 5 p.m

5 p.m

5 p.m 6 a.m

6 a.m

6 a.m what's your take-home pay like 1600 a

what's your take-home pay like 1600 a

what's your take-home pay like 1600 a week

week

week a month

a month

a month how about you more than 1 600

how about you more than 1 600

how about you more than 1 600 but we have a dress code oh that sucks

but we have a dress code oh that sucks

but we have a dress code oh that sucks tell me about it our lot always took a

tell me about it our lot always took a

tell me about it our lot always took a lot of pride in our appearance this is

lot of pride in our appearance this is

lot of pride in our appearance this is terrence

terrence

terrence he used to work for a company called r p

he used to work for a company called r p

he used to work for a company called r p the shaving cream guys they're a bunch

the shaving cream guys they're a bunch

the shaving cream guys they're a bunch of bastards suck me into early

of bastards suck me into early

of bastards suck me into early retirement

retirement

retirement said i had a drinking problem that's

said i had a drinking problem that's

said i had a drinking problem that's what i'm talking about terrence may or

what i'm talking about terrence may or

what i'm talking about terrence may or may not have an alleged drinking problem

may not have an alleged drinking problem

may not have an alleged drinking problem and yet he gets early retirement

and yet he gets early retirement

and yet he gets early retirement living the dream enough for this little

living the dream enough for this little

living the dream enough for this little chitchat i want to know more about you

chitchat i want to know more about you

chitchat i want to know more about you so what are your hopes your dreams your

so what are your hopes your dreams your

so what are your hopes your dreams your aspirations one more drink

aspirations one more drink

aspirations one more drink and i have to go

what's in this

what's in this

what's in this vodka

vodka

vodka it just tastes strong

it just tastes strong

it just tastes strong i'll tell the bartender to take it easy

hey he wants

hey he wants

hey he wants another i think i've had enough for a

another i think i've had enough for a

another i think i've had enough for a while oh well well that's crazy talk

while oh well well that's crazy talk

while oh well well that's crazy talk michelle come on

michelle come on

michelle come on tell her that's crazy talk i think my

tell her that's crazy talk i think my

tell her that's crazy talk i think my friend here wants to make sure that she

friend here wants to make sure that she

friend here wants to make sure that she has all her wits about her otherwise

has all her wits about her otherwise

has all her wits about her otherwise she'll have an excuse to act

she'll have an excuse to act

she'll have an excuse to act inappropriately

inappropriately

inappropriately well when did i become a bad guy

well when did i become a bad guy

well when did i become a bad guy ladies do not listen to this man

ladies do not listen to this man

ladies do not listen to this man don't trust this man

do you know what it's like to realize

do you know what it's like to realize

do you know what it's like to realize that after this night you will be

that after this night you will be

that after this night you will be sleeping with the same person

sleeping with the same person

sleeping with the same person the same 5'4 stock burger with chronic

the same 5'4 stock burger with chronic

the same 5'4 stock burger with chronic but it's genetic so you can't judge me

but it's genetic so you can't judge me

but it's genetic so you can't judge me halitosis for the rest of your life no

halitosis for the rest of your life no

halitosis for the rest of your life no idea

the truth is landon can i call you

the truth is landon can i call you

the truth is landon can i call you landon sure yeah the truth is some of us

landon sure yeah the truth is some of us

landon sure yeah the truth is some of us bridesmaids aren't completely happy with

bridesmaids aren't completely happy with

bridesmaids aren't completely happy with mr stockbroker

mr stockbroker

mr stockbroker some of us are wondering why mr

some of us are wondering why mr

some of us are wondering why mr corporate banker big shot comes home

corporate banker big shot comes home

corporate banker big shot comes home late every night and some of us not name

it's quitting time closing you out cause

it's quitting time closing you out cause

it's quitting time closing you out cause you don't look like you need to be

you don't look like you need to be

you don't look like you need to be having any more fun anyway what's this

having any more fun anyway what's this

having any more fun anyway what's this it's your check

it's your check

it's your check but

i have i have

i have i have

i have i have whoa whoa

whoa whoa

whoa whoa take it easy

take it easy

take it easy i hate to break it to you but you're not

i hate to break it to you but you're not

i hate to break it to you but you're not going anywhere unless it's in a cab

shifts up i'm out hang on to this are

shifts up i'm out hang on to this are

shifts up i'm out hang on to this are these mr moneybags yes he's completely

these mr moneybags yes he's completely

these mr moneybags yes he's completely wasted total lightweight it looks like

wasted total lightweight it looks like

wasted total lightweight it looks like i'm not getting a dip all right what do

i'm not getting a dip all right what do

i'm not getting a dip all right what do you want me to do with him hold on give

you want me to do with him hold on give

you want me to do with him hold on give him an hour call him a cab i really

him an hour call him a cab i really

him an hour call him a cab i really really

really

really i'm going to call him

i'm going to call him

i'm going to call him and that's why i love you i'm going to

and that's why i love you i'm going to

and that's why i love you i'm going to attempt

attempt

attempt hey you should come because i plan to be

hey you should come because i plan to be

hey you should come because i plan to be wasted

wasted

wasted all right

whoa wouldn't you go and make a fox on

whoa wouldn't you go and make a fox on

whoa wouldn't you go and make a fox on me

me

me bomber nice sweetheart

bomber nice sweetheart

bomber nice sweetheart safe okay i will

mr cooper

i gave you explicit instructions

i gave you explicit instructions

i gave you explicit instructions to order one drink

to order one drink

to order one drink one

one

one and wait patiently

this is lazarus

this is lazarus

this is lazarus this is

you don't seem to have heeded my advice

get

get

get your ass

your ass

your ass out of that chair

out of that chair

out of that chair please

this is unfortunate mr cooper

this is unfortunate mr cooper

this is unfortunate mr cooper listen

listen

listen i can't just leave work you know what

i can't just leave work you know what

i can't just leave work you know what scratch that i know i'm relatively

scratch that i know i'm relatively

scratch that i know i'm relatively beautiful but i'm sure it's all not that

beautiful but i'm sure it's all not that

beautiful but i'm sure it's all not that lucky so tell me what's going on here

lucky so tell me what's going on here

lucky so tell me what's going on here i want you now

i want you now

i want you now i just can't wait

[Music]

celebrating a bit prematurely aren't we

celebrating a bit prematurely aren't we

celebrating a bit prematurely aren't we mr cooper

mr cooper

mr cooper no

no

no wonder

wonder

wonder martini

martini

martini okay i do not care

okay i do not care

okay i do not care but seeing as how we are paying you a

but seeing as how we are paying you a

but seeing as how we are paying you a more than significant sum of money i

more than significant sum of money i

more than significant sum of money i would appreciate some semblance of

would appreciate some semblance of

would appreciate some semblance of professionalism

the waitress yes this waitress

yes you can do this mr cooper bro my

yes you can do this mr cooper bro my

yes you can do this mr cooper bro my keys

keys

keys a sound judgment i wouldn't recommend

a sound judgment i wouldn't recommend

a sound judgment i wouldn't recommend driving

driving

driving my keys

my keys

my keys god

god

god who's on the keychain

who's on the keychain

who's on the keychain god is everywhere mr cooper

a flash disk is god

i see

and this waitress

and this waitress

and this waitress she was

she was

she was dark haired five foot two great ass

dark haired five foot two great ass

dark haired five foot two great ass decent rack look it's now or never i

decent rack look it's now or never i

decent rack look it's now or never i need you to leave with me

need you to leave with me

need you to leave with me right now

right now

right now i do a girl like they say

i do a girl like they say

i do a girl like they say yolo

mr cooper how much are we paying you for

mr cooper how much are we paying you for

mr cooper how much are we paying you for this little corporate transgression

this little corporate transgression

this little corporate transgression [Music]

that's probably the best way to put it

that's probably the best way to put it

that's probably the best way to put it monetarily speaking it comes out to

monetarily speaking it comes out to

monetarily speaking it comes out to about

about

about 26.8 million dollars tax-free am i

26.8 million dollars tax-free am i

26.8 million dollars tax-free am i correct

correct

correct now how much do you think it's going to

now how much do you think it's going to

now how much do you think it's going to cost to cover up your murder to sweep

cost to cover up your murder to sweep

cost to cover up your murder to sweep something this nefarious under the rug

something this nefarious under the rug

something this nefarious under the rug i'll give you a hint

i'll give you a hint

i'll give you a hint it's much less than 26.8 million dollars

it's much less than 26.8 million dollars

it's much less than 26.8 million dollars some might even say

some might even say

some might even say timeless you've just negotiated yourself

timeless you've just negotiated yourself

timeless you've just negotiated yourself out

[Music]

[Music]

youth groom

youth groom

youth groom no

no

no i just work here

i just work here

i just work here well that's good

well that's good

well that's good you're too young to get tied down

i'll run again

i'll run again

i'll run again look i have a job and i'm never gonna

look i have a job and i'm never gonna

look i have a job and i'm never gonna get anywhere if i just blow that off for

get anywhere if i just blow that off for

get anywhere if i just blow that off for every unbelievably witty slightly

every unbelievably witty slightly

every unbelievably witty slightly soul-crushingly beautiful dream girl

soul-crushingly beautiful dream girl

soul-crushingly beautiful dream girl that walks in off the street

so i woke up naked upside down with a

so i woke up naked upside down with a

so i woke up naked upside down with a hairbrush up my ass true story and my

hairbrush up my ass true story and my

hairbrush up my ass true story and my friend is screaming because he's

friend is screaming because he's

friend is screaming because he's handcuffed to the toilet

what can i do for you sir you have roy

what can i do for you sir you have roy

what can i do for you sir you have roy rogers

rogers

rogers roy rogers

roy rogers

roy rogers yeah

yeah

yeah okay

okay

okay and that would be

and that would be

and that would be grenadine

grenadine

grenadine cherry cola extra cherries please

cherry cola extra cherries please

cherry cola extra cherries please certainly

damn it nick listen

damn it nick listen

damn it nick listen i like you

i like you

i like you there's a lot going on in this bar that

there's a lot going on in this bar that

there's a lot going on in this bar that you have no idea about

you have no idea about

you have no idea about so i'm asking you for your own safety

so i'm asking you for your own safety

so i'm asking you for your own safety and well-being

and well-being

and well-being get me out of this bar

get me out of this bar

get me out of this bar you know there was a time not too long

you know there was a time not too long

you know there was a time not too long ago where i would have said yes but how

ago where i would have said yes but how

ago where i would have said yes but how am i ever going to move up in this world

am i ever going to move up in this world

am i ever going to move up in this world with that sort of attitude here here top

with that sort of attitude here here top

with that sort of attitude here here top shelf to celebrate

you know what this generation's

you know what this generation's

you know what this generation's workforce is lacking

workforce is lacking

workforce is lacking loyalty

loyalty

loyalty that's what the big companies are

that's what the big companies are

that's what the big companies are looking for so it starts right now you

looking for so it starts right now you

looking for so it starts right now you know we're staying out late and we're

know we're staying out late and we're

know we're staying out late and we're drinking on mondays and then we're

drinking on mondays and then we're

drinking on mondays and then we're skipping out and work for a random trist

skipping out and work for a random trist

skipping out and work for a random trist and if you can't respect that then i

and if you can't respect that then i

and if you can't respect that then i guess

[Music]

never

never

never not even once

not even once

not even once not with him

not with him

not with him i think it's your body that's telling

i think it's your body that's telling

i think it's your body that's telling your brain something that doesn't want

your brain something that doesn't want

your brain something that doesn't want to oh my god

to oh my god

to oh my god [Music]

what mickey i think i need to quit

what mickey i think i need to quit

what mickey i think i need to quit really

really

really why now

why now

why now now no benefits terrible wages no

now no benefits terrible wages no

now no benefits terrible wages no opportunity for growth a culture that

opportunity for growth a culture that

opportunity for growth a culture that encourages laziness and personal

encourages laziness and personal

encourages laziness and personal stagnation i mean come on this bar has

stagnation i mean come on this bar has

stagnation i mean come on this bar has cost me my dream girl and now

cost me my dream girl and now

cost me my dream girl and now bartender's off getting herpes from

bartender's off getting herpes from

bartender's off getting herpes from brexilla

brexilla

brexilla sorry no offense

sorry no offense

sorry no offense we'll talk about your fictional romantic

we'll talk about your fictional romantic

we'll talk about your fictional romantic relationships later okay right now

relationships later okay right now

relationships later okay right now go find

go find

go find landon okay stop touch me okay

landon okay stop touch me okay

landon okay stop touch me okay what

what

what you're a lesbian

you're a lesbian

you're a lesbian oh and here i thought i was hiding it

oh and here i thought i was hiding it

oh and here i thought i was hiding it this whole time

well

god damn it landon

all right kid i hope you got your rocks

all right kid i hope you got your rocks

all right kid i hope you got your rocks oh

god

god

god jesus christ what happened

jesus christ what happened

jesus christ what happened i didn't even know her name i'll be

i didn't even know her name i'll be

i didn't even know her name i'll be right back

right back

right back don't move

don't move

don't move murphy murphy don't leave me here

maybe you're just not wired for it you

maybe you're just not wired for it you

maybe you're just not wired for it you know have you ever thought about batting

know have you ever thought about batting

know have you ever thought about batting for the other team

for the other team

for the other team what's it like

what's it like

what's it like recently pretty minty

recently pretty minty

recently pretty minty ow you need to go out of here now yeah

ow you need to go out of here now yeah

ow you need to go out of here now yeah she's counting a little bit no i mean

she's counting a little bit no i mean

she's counting a little bit no i mean leave out the back what's going on

leave out the back what's going on

leave out the back what's going on just once do what i ask you to do

just once do what i ask you to do

just once do what i ask you to do assume you're the proprietor of this

assume you're the proprietor of this

assume you're the proprietor of this fine establishment

fine establishment

fine establishment let's talk about what happens next

all right everybody we are closed for

all right everybody we are closed for

all right everybody we are closed for business

business

business i don't care if you go home but you

i don't care if you go home but you

i don't care if you go home but you can't stay here thank you all very much

can't stay here thank you all very much

can't stay here thank you all very much please we need you to leave

please we need you to leave

please we need you to leave take care

take care

take care where's megan

where's megan

where's megan she probably left with that bartender

she probably left with that bartender

she probably left with that bartender do my thing what the hell is going on

do my thing what the hell is going on

do my thing what the hell is going on here nikki please

here nikki please

here nikki please just stand behind the bar and shut your

just stand behind the bar and shut your

just stand behind the bar and shut your mouth

mouth

mouth thank you everybody please be safe

thank you everybody please be safe

thank you everybody please be safe [Music]

[Music]

what the hell is this

what the hell is this

what the hell is this i don't just blindly follow orders like

i don't just blindly follow orders like

i don't just blindly follow orders like the rest of these lemons

the rest of these lemons

the rest of these lemons i'm too damn oh

i'm too damn oh

i'm too damn oh damn it terence

damn it terence

damn it terence put a lid on it

put a lid on it

put a lid on it terence walker

terence walker

terence walker who the hell are you

who the hell are you

who the hell are you christian boland pleased to meet you

christian boland pleased to meet you

christian boland pleased to meet you you're a legend

you're a legend

you're a legend we still tell stories around the water

we still tell stories around the water

we still tell stories around the water cooler about your exploits in the 80s

cooler about your exploits in the 80s

cooler about your exploits in the 80s i for one was shocked when rappaport

i for one was shocked when rappaport

i for one was shocked when rappaport bregado pushed you out what was the

bregado pushed you out what was the

bregado pushed you out what was the official reasoning

official reasoning

official reasoning drinking problem well that just reeks of

drinking problem well that just reeks of

drinking problem well that just reeks of cronyism

cronyism

cronyism now with the old to make way for some

now with the old to make way for some

now with the old to make way for some ceos pipsqueak son am i right

ceos pipsqueak son am i right

ceos pipsqueak son am i right you work for rnp

you work for rnp

you work for rnp indeed

indeed

indeed who the hell are you i thought we

who the hell are you i thought we

who the hell are you i thought we covered that christian boland

covered that christian boland

covered that christian boland special acquisitions department

now

now

now i understand this is an extreme

i understand this is an extreme

i understand this is an extreme inconvenience but i do have some

inconvenience but i do have some

inconvenience but i do have some business to discuss with this gentleman

business to discuss with this gentleman

business to discuss with this gentleman so i'm going to have to ask you to do

so i'm going to have to ask you to do

so i'm going to have to ask you to do your drinking elsewhere this evening and

your drinking elsewhere this evening and

your drinking elsewhere this evening and i assume i can trust your discretion on

i assume i can trust your discretion on

i assume i can trust your discretion on the matter seeing as how you should

the matter seeing as how you should

the matter seeing as how you should still be under contract

still be under contract

still be under contract whistleblowers can't be tolerated am i

whistleblowers can't be tolerated am i

whistleblowers can't be tolerated am i right

right

right of course

of course

of course mr

boland

boland

boland for the third time

it was a nice independent place you have

it was a nice independent place you have

it was a nice independent place you have here

here

here one of the best

one of the best

one of the best i appreciate that

men's bathroom second stall bring him

men's bathroom second stall bring him

men's bathroom second stall bring him here

here

here make sure we're alone

make sure we're alone

make sure we're alone excuse me jackass hey why the hell are

excuse me jackass hey why the hell are

excuse me jackass hey why the hell are we all listening to you

we all listening to you

we all listening to you oh yeah matt

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] i know i know it's a crude show of force

i know i know it's a crude show of force

i know i know it's a crude show of force but

but

but it is effective you have to admit

it is effective you have to admit

it is effective you have to admit you can put your hands down

this one has already noticed that i've

this one has already noticed that i've

this one has already noticed that i've taken the liberty of shutting down cell

taken the liberty of shutting down cell

taken the liberty of shutting down cell service

service

service now i know you're the bartender

now i know you're the bartender

now i know you're the bartender i know you're the owner

i know you're the owner

i know you're the owner of this delightful establishment

of this delightful establishment

of this delightful establishment and this young man was receiving

and this young man was receiving

and this young man was receiving fellatio from a bride-to-be in a

fellatio from a bride-to-be in a

fellatio from a bride-to-be in a bathroom stall up hi buddy

bathroom stall up hi buddy

bathroom stall up hi buddy oh you're still sore at me for

oh you're still sore at me for

oh you're still sore at me for interrupting i understand it was a move

interrupting i understand it was a move

interrupting i understand it was a move sorry about that

sorry about that

sorry about that so that leaves me with one unanswered

so that leaves me with one unanswered

so that leaves me with one unanswered question

question

question where is the waitress

dark hair five foot two great ass decent

dark hair five foot two great ass decent

dark hair five foot two great ass decent rack so i've been told

no one

no one

no one do you know why i didn't kill you in the

do you know why i didn't kill you in the

do you know why i didn't kill you in the bathroom

bathroom

bathroom because you look like a reasonable man

because you look like a reasonable man

because you look like a reasonable man now you see there's

now you see there's

now you see there's no need for bloodshed here

no need for bloodshed here

no need for bloodshed here all i care about is the bottom line

all i care about is the bottom line

all i care about is the bottom line if it's cheaper

if it's cheaper

if it's cheaper for me to pay you off than to cover up

for me to pay you off than to cover up

for me to pay you off than to cover up your murder

your murder

your murder everybody wins

everybody wins

everybody wins as long as you know where she is

i

i

i don't know

bummer oh my god

you see

you see

you see he didn't do the math

he didn't do the math

he didn't do the math with three of you here i still have two

with three of you here i still have two

with three of you here i still have two more chances to get what i want

so it's gonna be a big guy

a big old fat paycheck or a bullet to

a big old fat paycheck or a bullet to

a big old fat paycheck or a bullet to the brain

the brain

the brain i can't tell you anything

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] damn it stop all right i don't know

damn it stop all right i don't know

damn it stop all right i don't know where she's at i don't know anything

where she's at i don't know anything

where she's at i don't know anything struck a nerve

he cares about you

he cares about you

he cares about you doesn't that make you feel good stop

doesn't that make you feel good stop

doesn't that make you feel good stop please

please

please don't

don't

don't i'll give you an address i'll tell you

i'll give you an address i'll tell you

i'll give you an address i'll tell you whatever you want to know

whatever you want to know

whatever you want to know just stop

just stop

just stop she's not at home you're not gonna find

she's not at home you're not gonna find

she's not at home you're not gonna find her

her

her oh i'll find her

oh i'll find her

oh i'll find her she has something that belongs to me

she has something that belongs to me

she has something that belongs to me a usb drive on a dead man's keychain

and you know where she is

and you know where she is

and you know where she is don't you

don't you

don't you let go of me

let go of me

let go of me found her roaming around in the back

found her roaming around in the back

found her roaming around in the back well the more the merrier get your hand

well the more the merrier get your hand

well the more the merrier get your hand off me

off me

off me today

today

today is my birthday and this one got me drunk

is my birthday and this one got me drunk

is my birthday and this one got me drunk is that right

is that right

is that right how uncouth yeah

how uncouth yeah

how uncouth yeah [ __ ]

[ __ ]

[ __ ] you know how to think i almost took her

you know how to think i almost took her

you know how to think i almost took her home i mean i don't even swing that way

home i mean i don't even swing that way

home i mean i don't even swing that way but i thought what the hell right but

but i thought what the hell right but

but i thought what the hell right but that's it

that's it

that's it experimental phase is over i'm on the

experimental phase is over i'm on the

experimental phase is over i'm on the only diet from here on out and that's

only diet from here on out and that's

only diet from here on out and that's that's a good thing because you're

that's a good thing because you're

that's a good thing because you're and you're

and you're

and you're in europe

in europe

in europe [Music]

[Music]

[Music] whoa

whoa

whoa man remind me everybody drop your

official i quit

official i quit

official i quit guess what i do do follow me

guess what i do do follow me

guess what i do do follow me impressive kids self-defense classes

impressive kids self-defense classes

impressive kids self-defense classes youtube

jesus nicki you ever mop the floors in

jesus nicki you ever mop the floors in

jesus nicki you ever mop the floors in here

here

here oh my god

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] uh

[Music]

making this whole acquisition

making this whole acquisition

making this whole acquisition significantly more expensive than it

significantly more expensive than it

significantly more expensive than it needs to be

i hate to speak for a

i hate to speak for a

i hate to speak for a are gonna be pissed

he was the bad guy right

he was the bad guy right

he was the bad guy right [Music]

what i left the keys in the bar i'm just

what i left the keys in the bar i'm just

what i left the keys in the bar i'm just tapped

tapped

tapped oh no

oh no

oh no i get the spare key that i keep

i get the spare key that i keep

i get the spare key that i keep underneath the bumper

underneath the bumper

underneath the bumper i'm making an assumption based on your

i'm making an assumption based on your

i'm making an assumption based on your training that you work for pnr i didn't

training that you work for pnr i didn't

training that you work for pnr i didn't know they were hiring out of high school

know they were hiring out of high school

know they were hiring out of high school now i'm new

now i'm new

now i'm new how am i doing not bad for a girl

how am i doing not bad for a girl

how am i doing not bad for a girl want to get together for chinese after

want to get together for chinese after

want to get together for chinese after this maybe we can talk about it

got it brook's coming she's got a gun

you have the worst taste in women

i need eyes and a white toyota camry

i need eyes and a white toyota camry

i need eyes and a white toyota camry license plate 283 exw headed west on

license plate 283 exw headed west on

license plate 283 exw headed west on story avenue

story avenue

story avenue let me know where they're going

[Music]

all right cell phone checked mine's

all right cell phone checked mine's

all right cell phone checked mine's still out damn it these guys have some

still out damn it these guys have some

still out damn it these guys have some serious resources okay that's it end of

serious resources okay that's it end of

serious resources okay that's it end of story we're going to the cops we have to

story we're going to the cops we have to

story we're going to the cops we have to get leanne they think she has the usb

get leanne they think she has the usb

get leanne they think she has the usb drive doesn't she

drive doesn't she

drive doesn't she nikki how the hell did you get that lian

nikki how the hell did you get that lian

nikki how the hell did you get that lian she pulled it off of mr moneybags i was

she pulled it off of mr moneybags i was

she pulled it off of mr moneybags i was supposed to call him a cab i just say do

supposed to call him a cab i just say do

supposed to call him a cab i just say do you have any idea what's on that thing i

you have any idea what's on that thing i

you have any idea what's on that thing i don't know hipster dude's porn

don't know hipster dude's porn

don't know hipster dude's porn collection how the hell should i know

collection how the hell should i know

collection how the hell should i know well maybe we should just give tim no no

well maybe we should just give tim no no

well maybe we should just give tim no no get a bullet through our brain for our

get a bullet through our brain for our

get a bullet through our brain for our trouble no thank you no that's probably

trouble no thank you no that's probably

trouble no thank you no that's probably the only thing that's keeping us alive

the only thing that's keeping us alive

the only thing that's keeping us alive and god help leanne if they find her

and god help leanne if they find her

and god help leanne if they find her she's toast unless we get to her first

she's toast unless we get to her first

she's toast unless we get to her first she's probably out partying

she's probably out partying

she's probably out partying she's dating that guy tim

she's dating that guy tim

she's dating that guy tim oh he's just the flavor of the week

oh he's just the flavor of the week

oh he's just the flavor of the week flavor zach gonorrhea

flavor zach gonorrhea

flavor zach gonorrhea well i know where mr gonorrhea is

sir

sir

sir we've searched the premises and there's

we've searched the premises and there's

we've searched the premises and there's no sign of the

no sign of the

no sign of the bartender or the pnr operative

thank you

i have a question for the group

could any of you please explain to me

could any of you please explain to me

could any of you please explain to me how you people

how you people

how you people got your asses handed to you by a five

got your asses handed to you by a five

got your asses handed to you by a five foot tall chun li with a microwave

foot tall chun li with a microwave

foot tall chun li with a microwave [Music]

i hate to speak for corporate but i

i hate to speak for corporate but i

i hate to speak for corporate but i don't think any of you are getting your

don't think any of you are getting your

don't think any of you are getting your christmas fruitcakes this year

hello sir

hello sir

hello sir i believe we had pushback on the deal

i believe we had pushback on the deal

i believe we had pushback on the deal pnr knew we were coming sir they had an

pnr knew we were coming sir they had an

pnr knew we were coming sir they had an operative waiting one

operative waiting one

operative waiting one operative i'm taking care of it sir

operative i'm taking care of it sir

operative i'm taking care of it sir good

good

good because i have a meeting in the morning

because i have a meeting in the morning

because i have a meeting in the morning with the shareholders and if that

with the shareholders and if that

with the shareholders and if that acquisition hasn't gone through then

acquisition hasn't gone through then

acquisition hasn't gone through then i will be pushing for very severe

i will be pushing for very severe

i will be pushing for very severe downsizing do you understand i

downsizing do you understand i

downsizing do you understand i understand sir do you know where the

understand sir do you know where the

understand sir do you know where the drive is no sir

drive is no sir

drive is no sir but i know who does

and she's leading me right to it

we have you staying at the brown sir

we have you staying at the brown sir

we have you staying at the brown sir just like you requested

just like you requested

just like you requested savannah

savannah

savannah can i ask you a question of course

can i ask you a question of course

can i ask you a question of course what time are we supposed to land 1 40

what time are we supposed to land 1 40

what time are we supposed to land 1 40 a.m

a.m

a.m and what time did you ask for my car to

and what time did you ask for my car to

and what time did you ask for my car to pick us up

pick us up

pick us up 1 30 a.m

1 30 a.m

1 30 a.m which just begs the obvious question

where is my goddamn car

where is my goddamn car

where is my goddamn car [Music]

great

great

great now i feel like a right royal ass

savannah we're going to have to stop

savannah we're going to have to stop

savannah we're going to have to stop doing this

doing this

doing this buy yourself something pretty

they don't have the time

they don't have the time

they don't have the time [Music]

[Music]

[Music] all right do me

all right do me

all right do me the the lighter night

all right we're here what do we do now

all right we're here what do we do now

all right we're here what do we do now finally in get the hell out

suck it

suck it

suck it suck it

suck it

suck it yeah

yeah

yeah i sucked it

that's acting good dude

yo

yo

yo there you are jesus man

there you are jesus man

there you are jesus man can't sneak up on people like that do

can't sneak up on people like that do

can't sneak up on people like that do you guys know where i can find leeann

you guys know where i can find leeann

you guys know where i can find leeann anybody uh well are you a cop do i look

anybody uh well are you a cop do i look

anybody uh well are you a cop do i look like a cop

like a cop

like a cop [Music]

um

[Music]

what's up

what's up

what's up i'm tim

i'm tim

i'm tim hey tim

hey tim

hey tim [Music]

leanne we have to get out of here now

leanne we have to get out of here now

leanne we have to get out of here now dream girl and douche bag both wanted

dream girl and douche bag both wanted

dream girl and douche bag both wanted what mr money bags has on this

what mr money bags has on this

what mr money bags has on this leanne landon is dead

leanne landon is dead

leanne landon is dead look nick i'm a little stoned and even

look nick i'm a little stoned and even

look nick i'm a little stoned and even more than a little drunk and this is not

more than a little drunk and this is not

more than a little drunk and this is not funny liam i'm not trying to be funny we

funny liam i'm not trying to be funny we

funny liam i'm not trying to be funny we need to get the hell out of here now i'm

need to get the hell out of here now i'm

need to get the hell out of here now i'm not going anywhere until i know what

not going anywhere until i know what

not going anywhere until i know what this is about

this is about

this is about all right

all right

all right let's find out

let's find out

let's find out okay man uh we've

okay man uh we've

okay man uh we've come to a consensus and we've decided

come to a consensus and we've decided

come to a consensus and we've decided that you do not look like a cop

that you do not look like a cop

that you do not look like a cop you two have been no help

you two have been no help

you two have been no help whatsoever

whatsoever

whatsoever none not true i'd say a good diversion

none not true i'd say a good diversion

none not true i'd say a good diversion is worth its weight in hashish

is worth its weight in hashish

is worth its weight in hashish wouldn't you say

wouldn't you say

wouldn't you say i'm sorry to break up the party

i'm sorry to break up the party

i'm sorry to break up the party it's time we find this waitress

it's time we find this waitress

it's time we find this waitress oh

oh

oh dude now that hat looks like a cop

this poison or a bomb or something

this poison or a bomb or something

this poison or a bomb or something no it's

no it's

no it's toothpaste

toothpaste

toothpaste that's what this is all about

that's what this is all about

that's what this is all about apparently

apparently

apparently look this is gonna sound crazy but you

look this is gonna sound crazy but you

look this is gonna sound crazy but you gotta believe me your life is in danger

gotta believe me your life is in danger

gotta believe me your life is in danger all right we have to get the hell out of

all right we have to get the hell out of

all right we have to get the hell out of here good advice

here good advice

here good advice nick give me the drive and i'll take

nick give me the drive and i'll take

nick give me the drive and i'll take care of it no i've seen how you and your

care of it no i've seen how you and your

care of it no i've seen how you and your people take care of things we don't have

people take care of things we don't have

people take care of things we don't have time for this now boland is down the

time for this now boland is down the

time for this now boland is down the hall and he'll kill you without a second

hall and he'll kill you without a second

hall and he'll kill you without a second thought oh you're a good guy not exactly

thought oh you're a good guy not exactly

thought oh you're a good guy not exactly but i'm all you've got

come with me if you want to live

whoa i told you

whoa i told you

whoa i told you you've already left with the drive okay

you've already left with the drive okay

you've already left with the drive okay somehow i doubt that

somehow i doubt that

somehow i doubt that look

look

look maybe i can call her get her to meet you

maybe i can call her get her to meet you

maybe i can call her get her to meet you someplace

someplace

someplace do i look that stupid

do i look that stupid

do i look that stupid actually

actually

actually yeah you do

yo you guys cops or something

yo you guys cops or something

yo you guys cops or something no

no

no good

good

good because i've got an eight ball in my

because i've got an eight ball in my

because i've got an eight ball in my sock drawer and i may or may not have

sock drawer and i may or may not have

sock drawer and i may or may not have sideswiped the chrysler on my beer run

sideswiped the chrysler on my beer run

sideswiped the chrysler on my beer run earlier

earlier

earlier you feel me

you feel me

you feel me leanne

leanne

leanne where is she

where is she

where is she she was here earlier man

she was here earlier man

she was here earlier man she left a wow

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] come on

come on

come on yeah

yeah

yeah leave him we have to go

leave him we have to go

leave him we have to go okay

okay

okay go

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] move your ass nikki you don't get to

move your ass nikki you don't get to

move your ass nikki you don't get to call me that

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] put it away

no need to make this screw up any

no need to make this screw up any

no need to make this screw up any messier than authority is

i need a cleanup crew

4218 kresge way

bring your checkbook

[Music]

you okay

you okay

you okay yeah yeah um i think so where's the

yeah yeah um i think so where's the

yeah yeah um i think so where's the drive is that all you give about i mean

drive is that all you give about i mean

drive is that all you give about i mean leanne and murphy are safe

leanne and murphy are safe

leanne and murphy are safe for now

for now

for now it'll be a lot cheaper to pay the girl

it'll be a lot cheaper to pay the girl

it'll be a lot cheaper to pay the girl off than it is to kill her

off than it is to kill her

off than it is to kill her what about murphy

what about murphy

what about murphy he's a serious liability

i'm sorry we have to go get him

i'm sorry we have to go get him

i'm sorry we have to go get him i can't use company resources to save

i can't use company resources to save

i can't use company resources to save your dad it's against protocol

your dad it's against protocol

your dad it's against protocol the drive's in a safe deposit box at the

the drive's in a safe deposit box at the

the drive's in a safe deposit box at the bus station i don't have the number and

bus station i don't have the number and

bus station i don't have the number and i don't have the key murphy does

i don't have the key murphy does

i don't have the key murphy does that's her story

that's her story

that's her story absolutely and you can guarantee if we

absolutely and you can guarantee if we

absolutely and you can guarantee if we get murphy back safely we'll get the

get murphy back safely we'll get the

get murphy back safely we'll get the drive back

drive back

drive back totally

totally

totally then let's go get him how

operator put me through to human

operator put me through to human

operator put me through to human resources

direct

direct

direct screw you

trying to

trying to

trying to quit still need an occasional burst of

quit still need an occasional burst of

quit still need an occasional burst of nicotine every now and then

nicotine every now and then

nicotine every now and then to kind of take the edge off

to kind of take the edge off

to kind of take the edge off what are you gonna do with me

what are you gonna do with me

what are you gonna do with me whatever makes sense

well it is all about the bottom line so

well it is all about the bottom line so

well it is all about the bottom line so if it's cheaper to keep you alive we

if it's cheaper to keep you alive we

if it's cheaper to keep you alive we will do so

but given all the trauma we've already

but given all the trauma we've already

but given all the trauma we've already inflicted on you

inflicted on you

inflicted on you and everything you've seen

and everything you've seen

and everything you've seen i would

i would

i would probably just be smarter to write you

probably just be smarter to write you

probably just be smarter to write you off as a total loss

off as a total loss

off as a total loss it's a tough break on brain but

it's a tough break on brain but

it's a tough break on brain but that's business

that's business

that's business i own a company

i own a company

i own a company and i understand business

and i understand business

and i understand business profits are low

profits are low

profits are low i'll water down the liquor

i'll water down the liquor

i'll water down the liquor sell buckets of beer for six bucks

sell buckets of beer for six bucks

sell buckets of beer for six bucks beer cost me 25 cents

beer cost me 25 cents

beer cost me 25 cents see my employees drinking on the job

see my employees drinking on the job

see my employees drinking on the job turn my head makes them more

turn my head makes them more

turn my head makes them more entertaining

i don't murder people

i don't murder people

i don't murder people what are your moral qualms christian

companies are amoral

companies are amoral

companies are amoral companies are also people

companies are also people

companies are also people legally speaking

legally speaking

legally speaking i figured if i wanted to get rich

i figured if i wanted to get rich

i figured if i wanted to get rich and i did

and i did

and i did very much

very much

very much it would be best to function like a

it would be best to function like a

it would be best to function like a corporation yeah except for if you get

corporation yeah except for if you get

corporation yeah except for if you get caught get the gas chamber

caught get the gas chamber

caught get the gas chamber i gotta be honest

i gotta be honest

i gotta be honest i hope they let me watch

i hope they let me watch

i hope they let me watch on the contrary if you have as much

on the contrary if you have as much

on the contrary if you have as much money behind you as i have there's no

money behind you as i have there's no

money behind you as i have there's no real need for a criminal justice system

real need for a criminal justice system

real need for a criminal justice system you just pay the fine working into the

you just pay the fine working into the

you just pay the fine working into the balance sheet it's the cost of doing

balance sheet it's the cost of doing

balance sheet it's the cost of doing business it's the american way

business it's the american way

business it's the american way sounds fulfilling at least i have value

you and your friends

you and your friends

you and your friends just line items on an expense report

of course there is a way i'd be willing

of course there is a way i'd be willing

of course there is a way i'd be willing to bend the rules

you got me the drive

you got me the drive

you got me the drive you don't have it [ __ ]

if i did there's no way i'd give it to

if i did there's no way i'd give it to

if i did there's no way i'd give it to you

you

you i'd rather die before i give you that

i'd rather die before i give you that

i'd rather die before i give you that drive

murphy

that is the first thing you have said

that is the first thing you have said

that is the first thing you have said tonight

tonight

tonight that i unabashedly believe

what are your plans for the kids inside

what are your plans for the kids inside

what are your plans for the kids inside gonna murder them too

no i have something entirely different

no i have something entirely different

no i have something entirely different in mind for them

gentlemen

gentlemen

gentlemen inside

[Music]

[Music]

hello

hello

hello my name is boland and this is my

my name is boland and this is my

my name is boland and this is my associate mr burke

associate mr burke

associate mr burke we apologize for the inconvenience of

we apologize for the inconvenience of

we apologize for the inconvenience of our activities this evening and we wish

our activities this evening and we wish

our activities this evening and we wish to offer compensation

to offer compensation

to offer compensation he needs a doctor

he needs a doctor

he needs a doctor yes he does of course

yes he does of course

yes he does of course just as soon as we can put all of this

just as soon as we can put all of this

just as soon as we can put all of this nasty business that we have before us

nasty business that we have before us

nasty business that we have before us squarely behind us but

i'm sorry i realize this is difficult

i'm sorry i realize this is difficult

i'm sorry i realize this is difficult however we are prepared to pay you

however we are prepared to pay you

however we are prepared to pay you generously for your continued silence

generously for your continued silence

generously for your continued silence regarding our activities this evening

regarding our activities this evening

regarding our activities this evening do you have a figure in mind

please speak up i assure you this is a

please speak up i assure you this is a

please speak up i assure you this is a one-time only offer

two million

done

done

done burke will cut the check and draw up the

burke will cut the check and draw up the

burke will cut the check and draw up the standard non-disclosure agreement we

standard non-disclosure agreement we

standard non-disclosure agreement we will develop a cover story that will

will develop a cover story that will

will develop a cover story that will satisfy all interested parties of which

satisfy all interested parties of which

satisfy all interested parties of which there should be few i would also like to

there should be few i would also like to

there should be few i would also like to stress that this is a one-time only

stress that this is a one-time only

stress that this is a one-time only payment that is subject to all

payment that is subject to all

payment that is subject to all applicable taxation and should you

applicable taxation and should you

applicable taxation and should you renege on your legally binding contract

renege on your legally binding contract

renege on your legally binding contract we will be forced to take further action

we will be forced to take further action

we will be forced to take further action is that clear

is that clear

is that clear yes

yes

yes will you please help him

will you please help him

will you please help him of course

pleasure doing business with you miss

pleasure doing business with you miss

pleasure doing business with you miss peter smith

a lovely name

now you see

now you see

now you see see how generous i can be

see how generous i can be

see how generous i can be even the most distraught per cup when

even the most distraught per cup when

even the most distraught per cup when asked to name their price

asked to name their price

asked to name their price [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] we'll be at the rendezvous point in two

we'll be at the rendezvous point in two

we'll be at the rendezvous point in two minutes

okay full disclosure i work for a

okay full disclosure i work for a

okay full disclosure i work for a company called pnr shampoo company

company called pnr shampoo company

company called pnr shampoo company shampoo razors ovens thermonuclear

shampoo razors ovens thermonuclear

shampoo razors ovens thermonuclear weapon casings bunker busters gps

weapon casings bunker busters gps

weapon casings bunker busters gps guidance computers

guidance computers

guidance computers you get the point so what exactly do you

you get the point so what exactly do you

you get the point so what exactly do you do for them last prevention one of our

do for them last prevention one of our

do for them last prevention one of our high-level programmers decided to sell

high-level programmers decided to sell

high-level programmers decided to sell the files at the competition

the files at the competition

the files at the competition now he's dead and we can't find god well

now he's dead and we can't find god well

now he's dead and we can't find god well there's a lot of people out there

there's a lot of people out there

there's a lot of people out there looking for him the thumb drive the one

looking for him the thumb drive the one

looking for him the thumb drive the one that your father hid

that your father hid

that your father hid cooper the [ __ ] at the bar left work

cooper the [ __ ] at the bar left work

cooper the [ __ ] at the bar left work today with the intended to sell company

today with the intended to sell company

today with the intended to sell company secrets for millions and i tracked his

secrets for millions and i tracked his

secrets for millions and i tracked his car back to the weasel attempted to drug

car back to the weasel attempted to drug

car back to the weasel attempted to drug him but your waitress got to the jump

him but your waitress got to the jump

him but your waitress got to the jump drive before i could and now we find

drive before i could and now we find

drive before i could and now we find ourselves in a bit of a bind so what's

ourselves in a bit of a bind so what's

ourselves in a bit of a bind so what's on the drive

on the drive

on the drive that's a trade secret i'm under contract

that's a trade secret i'm under contract

that's a trade secret i'm under contract to not reveal any toothpaste

to not reveal any toothpaste

to not reveal any toothpaste i took a sneak peek so what's so

i took a sneak peek so what's so

i took a sneak peek so what's so important about it you know how no

important about it you know how no

important about it you know how no matter how hard you try you can't get

matter how hard you try you can't get

matter how hard you try you can't get the last bit of toothpaste out of the

the last bit of toothpaste out of the

the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube

tube

tube formula nc 1742 would put an end to that

formula nc 1742 would put an end to that

formula nc 1742 would put an end to that with a liquid toothpaste that gains

with a liquid toothpaste that gains

with a liquid toothpaste that gains viscosity and quadruples and volume when

viscosity and quadruples and volume when

viscosity and quadruples and volume when it hits oxygen in the air meaning that

it hits oxygen in the air meaning that

it hits oxygen in the air meaning that not now it's wasted a tube of toothpaste

not now it's wasted a tube of toothpaste

not now it's wasted a tube of toothpaste could last for months

could last for months

could last for months nearly a year but pnr doesn't even have

nearly a year but pnr doesn't even have

nearly a year but pnr doesn't even have a dental division how did you know that

a dental division how did you know that

a dental division how did you know that i interviewed for your company

i interviewed for your company

i interviewed for your company did my homework didn't work out well

did my homework didn't work out well

did my homework didn't work out well you're right

you're right

you're right this will be the first of our new line

this will be the first of our new line

this will be the first of our new line we're projected to go from a zero to 12

we're projected to go from a zero to 12

we're projected to go from a zero to 12 market share in the first 12 months no

market share in the first 12 months no

market share in the first 12 months no toothpaste formula is where this got of

toothpaste formula is where this got of

toothpaste formula is where this got of trouble do you know how much the five

trouble do you know how much the five

trouble do you know how much the five blade swivel head razor causes us to

blade swivel head razor causes us to

blade swivel head razor causes us to develop how much 1.3 billion in payoffs

develop how much 1.3 billion in payoffs

develop how much 1.3 billion in payoffs 16 dead and water rights in three

16 dead and water rights in three

16 dead and water rights in three african countries

african countries

african countries we're here

so why don't you just kill me

so why don't you just kill me

so why don't you just kill me well

well

well your daughter has what i need which

your daughter has what i need which

your daughter has what i need which makes you the only leverage i have

makes you the only leverage i have

makes you the only leverage i have you on the other hand

you on the other hand

you on the other hand out on the way to the hospital

i'm so sorry

i'm so sorry

i'm so sorry there's just nothing to be done

besides we can't have some doctor asking

besides we can't have some doctor asking

besides we can't have some doctor asking questions right

questions right

questions right you're sick

you're sick

you're sick the whole system

the whole system

the whole system is sick murphy

is sick murphy

is sick murphy if i don't get that drive the system may

if i don't get that drive the system may

if i don't get that drive the system may very well become terminal

very well become terminal

very well become terminal and i can't let that happen

let's go

first things first

first things first

first things first we survey our p headquarters and try to

we survey our p headquarters and try to

we survey our p headquarters and try to track what they did with murphy then we

track what they did with murphy then we

track what they did with murphy then we can find the drive

yeah

yeah

yeah it's the dickweed with the man bun

it's the dickweed with the man bun

it's the dickweed with the man bun talk so terse

talk so terse

talk so terse still sore about me trying to kill you

still sore about me trying to kill you

still sore about me trying to kill you i'll get over it get to the point

i'll get over it get to the point

i'll get over it get to the point i would like to propose a trade

i would like to propose a trade

i would like to propose a trade i want the drive

i want the drive

i want the drive and i have the bartender's father what

and i have the bartender's father what

and i have the bartender's father what makes you think we'd make that deal oh

makes you think we'd make that deal oh

makes you think we'd make that deal oh because you have a soft spot for this

because you have a soft spot for this

because you have a soft spot for this one

one

one that's then logic boland

that's then logic boland

that's then logic boland maybe so but

maybe so but

maybe so but i am a very good judge of character

i am a very good judge of character

i am a very good judge of character and you fancy yourself the good guy in

and you fancy yourself the good guy in

and you fancy yourself the good guy in all this

all this

all this so

bring me the drive within the hour

bring me the drive within the hour

bring me the drive within the hour where i

where i

where i will send murphy home

will send murphy home

will send murphy home to your bartender girlfriend

to your bartender girlfriend

to your bartender girlfriend in pieces

in pieces

in pieces where r p headquarters

where r p headquarters

where r p headquarters just you and the bartender

just you and the bartender

just you and the bartender and no funny business

and no funny business

and no funny business i'll let the receptionist know that

i'll let the receptionist know that

i'll let the receptionist know that you're coming

you're coming

you're coming of plans

of plans

of plans murphy told him we have the drive we're

murphy told him we have the drive we're

murphy told him we have the drive we're to meet him at their headquarters

to meet him at their headquarters

to meet him at their headquarters downtown so you and i are gonna stroll

downtown so you and i are gonna stroll

downtown so you and i are gonna stroll into their headquarters just you and me

into their headquarters just you and me

into their headquarters just you and me because that sounds like a pretty good

because that sounds like a pretty good

because that sounds like a pretty good plan not just you and me

plan not just you and me

plan not just you and me she's with me

she's with me

she's with me [Music]

corporate didn't say anything about her

corporate didn't say anything about her

corporate didn't say anything about her who the hell she

who the hell she

who the hell she that's my call

that's my call

that's my call yes ma'am

yes ma'am

yes ma'am we're infiltrating rmp now

we're infiltrating rmp now

we're infiltrating rmp now do you have an entry strategy

do you have an entry strategy

do you have an entry strategy yeah we got one don't worry about it

yeah we got one don't worry about it

yeah we got one don't worry about it seeing our first pool party

seeing our first pool party

seeing our first pool party she needs a gun

trigger safety magazine release two

trigger safety magazine release two

trigger safety magazine release two hands point squeeze gun go boom

hands point squeeze gun go boom

hands point squeeze gun go boom got it

got it

got it yeah yeah good luck with that shut up

listen up people

we have a meeting with the competition

we have a meeting with the competition

we have a meeting with the competition tonight

tonight

tonight and they have home court advantage

and they have home court advantage

and they have home court advantage there's a man named murphy six foot

there's a man named murphy six foot

there's a man named murphy six foot three 270 muscular build brown hair and

three 270 muscular build brown hair and

three 270 muscular build brown hair and a beer he has intel on the location of a

a beer he has intel on the location of a

a beer he has intel on the location of a vitally important pnr asset

vitally important pnr asset

vitally important pnr asset so his unharmed recovery

so his unharmed recovery

so his unharmed recovery is your top priority

is your top priority

is your top priority other priorities

other priorities

other priorities try not to get killed

thanks pep talk thanks

thanks pep talk thanks

thanks pep talk thanks don't make out no

don't make out no

don't make out no but i got a gun round it up people

come on [ __ ]

so

so

so [Music]

so right now you're probably asking

so right now you're probably asking

so right now you're probably asking yourself

why am i duct taped to an office chair

why am i duct taped to an office chair

why am i duct taped to an office chair on the top floor of one of the most

on the top floor of one of the most

on the top floor of one of the most prolific publicly traded companies on

prolific publicly traded companies on

prolific publicly traded companies on the exchange

the exchange

the exchange i thought we covered this

i thought we covered this

i thought we covered this not really

not really

not really you've heard of a cost benefit analysis

you've heard of a cost benefit analysis

you've heard of a cost benefit analysis i'm sure being a businessman yourself

i'm sure being a businessman yourself

i'm sure being a businessman yourself so here's a query

at what point

at what point

at what point does collateral damage become

does collateral damage become

does collateral damage become unacceptable

unacceptable

unacceptable when it becomes

when it becomes

when it becomes too expensive exactly

too expensive exactly

too expensive exactly a plus plus plus

you see

you see

you see when i asked your waitress to name her

when i asked your waitress to name her

when i asked your waitress to name her price

price

price i wasn't being entirely forthright

i wasn't being entirely forthright

i wasn't being entirely forthright there is

there is

there is a financial maximum

a financial maximum

a financial maximum a boiling point where it simply becomes

a boiling point where it simply becomes

a boiling point where it simply becomes too expensive to keep someone alive

too expensive to keep someone alive

too expensive to keep someone alive now that figure varies from person to

now that figure varies from person to

now that figure varies from person to person situation situation but all

person situation situation but all

person situation situation but all things being equal the cost to cover up

things being equal the cost to cover up

things being equal the cost to cover up a total loss

a total loss

a total loss you mean

you mean

you mean murder

potato potato

potato potato

potato potato and by cover-up i'm talking cover story

and by cover-up i'm talking cover story

and by cover-up i'm talking cover story body disposal the whole night get to the

body disposal the whole night get to the

body disposal the whole night get to the point

point

point [Music]

[Music]

[Music] 2.2

2.2

2.2 million

million

million so you're a waitress friend

so you're a waitress friend

so you're a waitress friend is very lucky to be alive

is very lucky to be alive

is very lucky to be alive if she said

if she said

if she said 2.4

2.4

2.4 even 2.3

even 2.3

even 2.3 i would have been forced to

i would have been forced to

i would have been forced to shoot her in the head

shoot her in the head

shoot her in the head execute company policy

execute company policy

execute company policy potato potato it's nothing personal

potato potato it's nothing personal

potato potato it's nothing personal it's just cost versus benefit

so is this pretty much like a regular

so is this pretty much like a regular

so is this pretty much like a regular occurrence for you with the whole swat

occurrence for you with the whole swat

occurrence for you with the whole swat team raiding situation once maybe twice

team raiding situation once maybe twice

team raiding situation once maybe twice a year it comes in waves

a year it comes in waves

a year it comes in waves can i ask you a question yeah anything

can i ask you a question yeah anything

can i ask you a question yeah anything why didn't you call the police

why didn't you call the police

why didn't you call the police that douchebag bowling guy had some sort

that douchebag bowling guy had some sort

that douchebag bowling guy had some sort of program on his cell phone that locked

of program on his cell phone that locked

of program on his cell phone that locked our cellular devices so

our cellular devices so

our cellular devices so he did that from his phone

he did that from his phone

he did that from his phone yeah i thought all you corporate

yeah i thought all you corporate

yeah i thought all you corporate badasses had that ability that's a new

badasses had that ability that's a new

badasses had that ability that's a new one to me

huh it's a shame because it seems like

huh it's a shame because it seems like

huh it's a shame because it seems like it'd be really helpful for uh pnr's

it'd be really helpful for uh pnr's

it'd be really helpful for uh pnr's military program right now i'll get into

military program right now i'll get into

military program right now i'll get into it

it

it so can i ask you a question sure

so can i ask you a question sure

so can i ask you a question sure did you find me attractive

did you find me attractive

did you find me attractive let's table that conversation for this

let's table that conversation for this

let's table that conversation for this particular moment

okay because i

okay because i

okay because i i think you're really pretty

i do understand your perspective

i do understand your perspective

i do understand your perspective after all

after all

after all i am

i am

i am going to kill you

going to kill you

going to kill you let's get things back on track

let's get things back on track

let's get things back on track you're probably asking yourself

you're probably asking yourself

you're probably asking yourself why aren't you dead already

why aren't you dead already

why aren't you dead already here's a term you've probably never

here's a term you've probably never

here's a term you've probably never heard

heard

heard downside risk management

it means that in any financial situation

it means that in any financial situation

it means that in any financial situation one must

one must

one must prepare for the worst

prepare for the worst

prepare for the worst by hedging one's investment

by hedging one's investment

by hedging one's investment that

that

that is where you come in

is where you come in

is where you come in when your daughter

when your daughter

when your daughter walks through that door

i'm going to subdue her

i'm going to subdue her

i'm going to subdue her by any force necessary

by any force necessary

by any force necessary take the drive

take the drive

take the drive and kill you both

that

that

that is the best case scenario

but what if she doesn't have what she

but what if she doesn't have what she

but what if she doesn't have what she says

then

then

then i bring her back here

i bring her back here

i bring her back here to this very room

i take a knife

and i start to cut things off

and i start to cut things off

and i start to cut things off until you talk

and if that doesn't work

and if that doesn't work

and if that doesn't work then i cut you

then i cut you

then i cut you until she talks

no matter what happens

no matter what happens

no matter what happens i get what i want

i get what i want

i get what i want and that

and that

and that is downside risk management

which brings things full circle

which brings things full circle

which brings things full circle as to why you

a bar owner with no 401k

a bar owner with no 401k

a bar owner with no 401k find yourself duct tape to an office

find yourself duct tape to an office

find yourself duct tape to an office chair on the top floor of one of the

chair on the top floor of one of the

chair on the top floor of one of the most prolific publicly traded companies

most prolific publicly traded companies

most prolific publicly traded companies on the exchange

now i would love to stay in chat but i

now i would love to stay in chat but i

now i would love to stay in chat but i do have a meeting to get to

but don't fear

but don't fear

but don't fear i have arranged for a little

i have arranged for a little

i have arranged for a little entertainment

i'm sure you've probably been wondering

i'm sure you've probably been wondering

i'm sure you've probably been wondering what kind of organization

what kind of organization

what kind of organization would hire

would hire

would hire a monster like me

now you can know everything

now you can know everything

now you can know everything congratulations

congratulations

congratulations you've just joined a family one of the

you've just joined a family one of the

you've just joined a family one of the most exciting and successful businesses

most exciting and successful businesses

most exciting and successful businesses of the 20th century

of the 20th century

of the 20th century but rnp wasn't always the powerhouse of

but rnp wasn't always the powerhouse of

but rnp wasn't always the powerhouse of global commerce whose headquarters you

global commerce whose headquarters you

global commerce whose headquarters you find yourself in today through the years

find yourself in today through the years

find yourself in today through the years this great company has gone through 76

this great company has gone through 76

this great company has gone through 76 different mergers and acquisitions

different mergers and acquisitions

different mergers and acquisitions all of which i'll discuss in detail

all of which i'll discuss in detail

all of which i'll discuss in detail right now

right now

right now in 1932.

so it's a plan

so it's a plan

so it's a plan you walk in and have our meeting okay so

you walk in and have our meeting okay so

you walk in and have our meeting okay so what about your friends and little black

what about your friends and little black

what about your friends and little black leotards

leotards

leotards insurance for any unforeseen

insurance for any unforeseen

insurance for any unforeseen complications do you expect any

complications do you expect any

complications do you expect any unforeseen complications most definitely

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] good evening can i help you we have an

good evening can i help you we have an

good evening can i help you we have an appointment we're here a little early

appointment we're here a little early

appointment we're here a little early and who are you here to see

and who are you here to see

and who are you here to see you know who we're here to see

your appointment is here sir

your appointment is here sir

your appointment is here sir absolutely

absolutely

absolutely right this way

i am so sorry for the walk but our east

i am so sorry for the walk but our east

i am so sorry for the walk but our east elevator bank is broken then again it's

elevator bank is broken then again it's

elevator bank is broken then again it's always something with this old building

always something with this old building

always something with this old building if it's not the elevator then the coffee

if it's not the elevator then the coffee

if it's not the elevator then the coffee machine is on the fritz then again i

machine is on the fritz then again i

machine is on the fritz then again i shouldn't complain r d

shouldn't complain r d

shouldn't complain r d is one of the top 10 places to work

is one of the top 10 places to work

is one of the top 10 places to work according to corporate quarterly did you

according to corporate quarterly did you

according to corporate quarterly did you know that

know that

know that no tell us more well the building was

no tell us more well the building was

no tell us more well the building was built in 1964. it was originally the

built in 1964. it was originally the

built in 1964. it was originally the starks building and how's the world's

starks building and how's the world's

starks building and how's the world's first multinational farming conglomerate

first multinational farming conglomerate

first multinational farming conglomerate can i get you anything coffee no

can i get you anything coffee no

can i get you anything coffee no [Music]

oh dear

oh dear

oh dear put down your weapons or we will shoot

put down your weapons or we will shoot

put down your weapons or we will shoot we'll put our guns down

[Music]

where's the meeting being held i don't

where's the meeting being held i don't

where's the meeting being held i don't know

know

know where they take murphy todd got ten

where they take murphy todd got ten

where they take murphy todd got ten doesn't work here 11 floor

you didn't need to do that

you didn't need to do that

you didn't need to do that she's just simple reception is biting

she's just simple reception is biting

she's just simple reception is biting her time until she has to do you have a

her time until she has to do you have a

her time until she has to do you have a plan or something

plan or something

plan or something i'll cover you get to the elevator and

i'll cover you get to the elevator and

i'll cover you get to the elevator and try not to get shot

[Music]

serious question if i have more money in

serious question if i have more money in

serious question if i have more money in my wallet a big pushing corporate job

my wallet a big pushing corporate job

my wallet a big pushing corporate job you're more likely to go home with me

you're more likely to go home with me

you're more likely to go home with me tonight better question or statement i

tonight better question or statement i

tonight better question or statement i don't know just get really insecure down

okay

[Applause]

uh

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[Music]

[Music] [ __ ]

[Applause]

i already hit the button good thinking

i already hit the button good thinking

i already hit the button good thinking [Applause]

and yes

and yes

and yes i find you attractive

good

you wanted a job at bnr

you wanted a job at bnr

you wanted a job at bnr being a bartender really that bad

being a bartender really that bad

being a bartender really that bad honestly yeah

honestly yeah

honestly yeah no it isn't i just assumed i'd be doing

no it isn't i just assumed i'd be doing

no it isn't i just assumed i'd be doing something other than working for my

something other than working for my

something other than working for my extreme father hawking booster frat guys

extreme father hawking booster frat guys

extreme father hawking booster frat guys losers job family business hot chicks

losers job family business hot chicks

losers job family business hot chicks when you put it that way

when you put it that way

when you put it that way i'm almost out

ugh

uh

[Music]

i think you aren't helping

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friends

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] that feels good doesn't it

that feels good doesn't it

that feels good doesn't it don't get used to it this is my building

don't get used to it this is my building

don't get used to it this is my building 60 seconds there's gonna be 15 operators

60 seconds there's gonna be 15 operators

60 seconds there's gonna be 15 operators breathing down your neck

what now

what now

what now that's right

that's right

that's right we're screwed and i don't have a plan b

we're screwed and i don't have a plan b

we're screwed and i don't have a plan b i do

do you trust me

oh

oh

oh nick how the hell did you get in here

nick how the hell did you get in here

nick how the hell did you get in here jesus hi nice to see you alive again and

jesus hi nice to see you alive again and

jesus hi nice to see you alive again and you're welcome cause i just totally

you're welcome cause i just totally

you're welcome cause i just totally rescued your ass rescue's a strong word

rescued your ass rescue's a strong word

rescued your ass rescue's a strong word well done

well done

well done agents shields well done your name is

agents shields well done your name is

agents shields well done your name is shields like

shields like

shields like like brook shields nick

buckman

buckman

buckman reginald bachmann ceo of

reginald bachmann ceo of

reginald bachmann ceo of rnp industries you know agent shields

rnp industries you know agent shields

rnp industries you know agent shields that is not going to do you any good you

that is not going to do you any good you

that is not going to do you any good you see

see

see my assistant has already informed me

my assistant has already informed me

my assistant has already informed me that

that

that your people are

your people are

your people are in retreat

in retreat

in retreat and

and

and my men

my men

my men well

well

well they're going to come through that door

they're going to come through that door

they're going to come through that door right

right

right about

about

about now

now

now when'd you go all black widow on me

when'd you go all black widow on me

when'd you go all black widow on me nikki not now murphy i'd like to know

nikki not now murphy i'd like to know

nikki not now murphy i'd like to know what you were

what you were

what you were doing

doing

doing i mean

i mean

i mean let's look at this escape was escape was

let's look at this escape was escape was

let's look at this escape was escape was never the plan

i see

i see

i see as for a meeting

as for a meeting

as for a meeting and god damn it i would appreciate a

and god damn it i would appreciate a

and god damn it i would appreciate a little professionalism

please

please

please have a seat

have a seat

have a seat sit

boland

boland

boland you disappoint me it wasn't a fair fight

you disappoint me it wasn't a fair fight

you disappoint me it wasn't a fair fight they what they didn't play by the rules

they what they didn't play by the rules

they what they didn't play by the rules oh my god they cheated

oh my god they cheated

oh my god they cheated no

no

no no no no no

no no no no

no no no no you

you

you got beaten

got beaten

got beaten fair and square

fair and square

fair and square but as it stands

but as it stands

but as it stands that's not what i'm talking about

that's not what i'm talking about

that's not what i'm talking about killing indiscriminately

killing indiscriminately

killing indiscriminately allowing one of your agents to draw his

allowing one of your agents to draw his

allowing one of your agents to draw his weapon in public and you went commando

weapon in public and you went commando

weapon in public and you went commando in my lobby

in my lobby

in my lobby never

where you eat it wasn't like that they

where you eat it wasn't like that they

where you eat it wasn't like that they just

i have no interest

i have no interest

i have no interest in what you have to say

in what you have to say

in what you have to say now

now

now or ever

or ever

or ever young lady

young lady

young lady do me a favor

do me a favor

do me a favor put that gag in his mouth

put that gag in his mouth

put that gag in his mouth gladly

now that that unpleasantness is taken

now that that unpleasantness is taken

now that that unpleasantness is taken care of

i believe you and i have some business

i believe you and i have some business

i believe you and i have some business to discuss

i have a proposition

i have a proposition

i have a proposition murphy's life for the drive

you

you

you do understand

do understand

do understand that i could kill

that i could kill

that i could kill every one of you

every one of you

every one of you then i could pry the drive from your

then i could pry the drive from your

then i could pry the drive from your dead

dead

dead clammy little fingers

but i do

but i do

but i do understand your problem

so uh

so uh

so uh knowing the probability of caption death

knowing the probability of caption death

knowing the probability of caption death you don't think we'd be stupid enough to

you don't think we'd be stupid enough to

you don't think we'd be stupid enough to bring the drive with us too not a smart

bring the drive with us too not a smart

bring the drive with us too not a smart move nick

move nick

move nick mr bachmann i'm taking a gamble here i

mr bachmann i'm taking a gamble here i

mr bachmann i'm taking a gamble here i could just get like 60 seconds a minute

could just get like 60 seconds a minute

could just get like 60 seconds a minute of your time after that i'll gladly

of your time after that i'll gladly

of your time after that i'll gladly slide this drive over to you and you can

slide this drive over to you and you can

slide this drive over to you and you can do whatever you feel best suits your

do whatever you feel best suits your

do whatever you feel best suits your shareholders needs

shareholders needs

shareholders needs until then i ask two things number one

until then i ask two things number one

until then i ask two things number one please don't kill us

please don't kill us

please don't kill us number two listen carefully think about

number two listen carefully think about

number two listen carefully think about this nick nikki you're gonna get

this nick nikki you're gonna get

this nick nikki you're gonna get yourself killed dad

yourself killed dad

yourself killed dad i cut this

i cut this

i cut this you intrigued me young lady

very well

very well

very well you have my word and your uh

you have my word and your uh

you have my word and your uh 60 seconds

starts now

what i have here represents as agent

what i have here represents as agent

what i have here represents as agent shields has explained to me a huge

shields has explained to me a huge

shields has explained to me a huge threat to rmp's brand of dental hygiene

threat to rmp's brand of dental hygiene

threat to rmp's brand of dental hygiene products using this pnr can launch

products using this pnr can launch

products using this pnr can launch themselves into the sector with gusto

themselves into the sector with gusto

themselves into the sector with gusto securing 12 to 15 of the market in just

securing 12 to 15 of the market in just

securing 12 to 15 of the market in just six months by stealing it you're hoping

six months by stealing it you're hoping

six months by stealing it you're hoping to undercut their pricing beat them to

to undercut their pricing beat them to

to undercut their pricing beat them to the market and with your existing brand

the market and with your existing brand

the market and with your existing brand recognition and dental hygiene steal

recognition and dental hygiene steal

recognition and dental hygiene steal eight to ten percent of the market share

eight to ten percent of the market share

eight to ten percent of the market share back but i have a better suggestion

back but i have a better suggestion

back but i have a better suggestion take all of it

take all of it

take all of it i'm proposing a deal that will give pnr

i'm proposing a deal that will give pnr

i'm proposing a deal that will give pnr the incentive to never go to market with

the incentive to never go to market with

the incentive to never go to market with their proposed dental hygiene plan

you do understand that p r would not

you do understand that p r would not

you do understand that p r would not give up one iota of market share

give up one iota of market share

give up one iota of market share in exchange for your life

in exchange for your life

in exchange for your life no in exchange for this brooke bolin's

no in exchange for this brooke bolin's

no in exchange for this brooke bolin's phone

phone

phone [Music]

bowling passcode

give it to her

give it to her

give it to her six

six

six six

six

six six

six

six nine

nine

nine here we are

here we are

here we are sell you lockdown that's a really

sell you lockdown that's a really

sell you lockdown that's a really [ __ ] terrible name it's a simple app

[ __ ] terrible name it's a simple app

[ __ ] terrible name it's a simple app couple with gps and cellular network

couple with gps and cellular network

couple with gps and cellular network relays that can selectively limit

relays that can selectively limit

relays that can selectively limit cellular service to a small number of

cellular service to a small number of

cellular service to a small number of users or an entire region at the click

users or an entire region at the click

users or an entire region at the click of a button

of a button

of a button are you awake

are you awake

are you awake from the little life scene the good

from the little life scene the good

from the little life scene the good folks at p r would gladly trade a measly

folks at p r would gladly trade a measly

folks at p r would gladly trade a measly four percent share in toothpaste to get

four percent share in toothpaste to get

four percent share in toothpaste to get their hands on this one the lab

their hands on this one the lab

their hands on this one the lab why

why

why pnr holds numerous lucrative defense

pnr holds numerous lucrative defense

pnr holds numerous lucrative defense contracts in data mining and information

contracts in data mining and information

contracts in data mining and information technology contracts that are decades

technology contracts that are decades

technology contracts that are decades away for rp so while this handy little

away for rp so while this handy little

away for rp so while this handy little espionage tool is a fun gadget for agent

espionage tool is a fun gadget for agent

espionage tool is a fun gadget for agent douche bag over here

douche bag over here

douche bag over here it's worthless to your bottom line you

it's worthless to your bottom line you

it's worthless to your bottom line you give them the technology they give you

give them the technology they give you

give them the technology they give you the formula everybody makes more money

the formula everybody makes more money

the formula everybody makes more money without any pesky competition and as

without any pesky competition and as

without any pesky competition and as they show good faith you let us leave

they show good faith you let us leave

they show good faith you let us leave alive

time's up

would this be agreeable to your employer

would this be agreeable to your employer

would this be agreeable to your employer absolutely

absolutely

absolutely and would the board of pnr

and would the board of pnr

and would the board of pnr approve of this they already have

well well well

and you have a deal

and you have a deal

and you have a deal we'll deliver the paperwork before end

we'll deliver the paperwork before end

we'll deliver the paperwork before end of business today

really

really

really sorry

sorry

sorry we're done

we're done

we're done oh you're all free to go

what about this guy

what about him he killed one of my

what about him he killed one of my

what about him he killed one of my employees he kidnapped me

employees he kidnapped me

employees he kidnapped me he tried to murder my daughter i want to

he tried to murder my daughter i want to

he tried to murder my daughter i want to see him brought to justice

all right

all right

all right mr bolin

mr bolin

mr bolin you are no longer employed

you are no longer employed

you are no longer employed by r and p industries

free market

free market

free market it's a [ __ ]

all right we're gonna go now so

all right we're gonna go now so

all right we're gonna go now so come on

it's a tough business i can tell why

it's a tough business i can tell why

it's a tough business i can tell why you're associated

you're associated

you're associated can somebody please explain to me what

can somebody please explain to me what

can somebody please explain to me what the hell happened in there that was by

the hell happened in there that was by

the hell happened in there that was by far the most brave intelligent wildly

far the most brave intelligent wildly

far the most brave intelligent wildly heroic stupid thing i've ever seen

heroic stupid thing i've ever seen

heroic stupid thing i've ever seen anyone do

anyone do

anyone do well i didn't see anybody else stepping

well i didn't see anybody else stepping

well i didn't see anybody else stepping up so because it was all so brilliant

up so because it was all so brilliant

up so because it was all so brilliant and a little sexy she's right you were

and a little sexy she's right you were

and a little sexy she's right you were brilliant

brilliant

brilliant i know i don't say this enough

i know i don't say this enough

i know i don't say this enough not really at all

but when i was tied to that chair

but when i was tied to that chair

but when i was tied to that chair i didn't know if i was going to get out

i didn't know if i was going to get out

i didn't know if i was going to get out alive all i could think about was you

alive all i could think about was you

alive all i could think about was you i know i haven't made you a priority in

i know i haven't made you a priority in

i know i haven't made you a priority in my life

my life

my life i'm sorry

i'm sorry

i'm sorry my promise mickey

my promise mickey

my promise mickey i'm gonna be there for you

i'm gonna be there for you

i'm gonna be there for you just like you were here for me tonight

just like you were here for me tonight

just like you were here for me tonight i love you nikki family first right

i love you nikki family first right

i love you nikki family first right god damn it

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] if you want that desk job i think i

if you want that desk job i think i

if you want that desk job i think i might be able to pull a few strings

might be able to pull a few strings

might be able to pull a few strings you know i think i've had enough of

you know i think i've had enough of

you know i think i've had enough of corporate america but thanks um i'll

corporate america but thanks um i'll

corporate america but thanks um i'll totally save you a seat at the bar it's

totally save you a seat at the bar it's

totally save you a seat at the bar it's a date

a date

a date want a ride home uh that's okay i think

want a ride home uh that's okay i think

want a ride home uh that's okay i think we'll walk

oh and nick

oh and nick

oh and nick assuming we can come to some sort of

assuming we can come to some sort of

assuming we can come to some sort of non-disclosure agreement and i don't

non-disclosure agreement and i don't

non-disclosure agreement and i don't have to kill you

have to kill you

have to kill you i think a little compensation is in

i think a little compensation is in

i think a little compensation is in order considering you just made pnr a

order considering you just made pnr a

order considering you just made pnr a significant amount of money we'll have

significant amount of money we'll have

significant amount of money we'll have your people call my people

your people call my people

your people call my people what about me name your price

i want a vote

i want a vote

i want a vote it's not outside the realm of

it's not outside the realm of

it's not outside the realm of possibility a big boat

a big boat where'd you get people i got

a big boat where'd you get people i got

a big boat where'd you get people i got people

people

people look at you and leanne so that means

look at you and leanne so that means

look at you and leanne so that means you're going to rescind your resignation

you're going to rescind your resignation

you're going to rescind your resignation okay maybe but i'm going to need a raise

okay maybe but i'm going to need a raise

okay maybe but i'm going to need a raise is that before or after i fixed the bar

is that before or after i fixed the bar

is that before or after i fixed the bar and convinced all the regulars are not

and convinced all the regulars are not

and convinced all the regulars are not mortal dangerous what are you gonna have

mortal dangerous what are you gonna have

mortal dangerous what are you gonna have time to do that when you're tooling

time to do that when you're tooling

time to do that when you're tooling around your boat all day

around your boat all day

around your boat all day jeez

jeez

jeez really at boats yeah bo train i really

really at boats yeah bo train i really

really at boats yeah bo train i really don't care as long as it gets me away

don't care as long as it gets me away

don't care as long as it gets me away from the free mark

from the free mark

from the free mark i'm done

i'm done

i'm done of course it's just a pipe so don't say

of course it's just a pipe so don't say

of course it's just a pipe so don't say that dad who knows what you can

that dad who knows what you can

that dad who knows what you can accomplish i mean this is america

accomplish i mean this is america

accomplish i mean this is america atlanta the home free and the brave and

atlanta the home free and the brave and

atlanta the home free and the brave and all that good stuff you feel me

all that good stuff you feel me

all that good stuff you feel me so they tell me nick

so they tell me nick

so they tell me nick [Music]

[Music]

[Music] in the sun

in the sun

in the sun [Music]

[Music]

[Music] is

[Music]

somehow

[Music]

building castles in the sun

building castles in the sun

building castles in the sun illuminate the shadows and all the

illuminate the shadows and all the

illuminate the shadows and all the places that have gone

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] where untouched are

um

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

oh

oh

oh [Music]

[Music]

[Music] is

is

is [Music]

is

[Music]

hear oh more about him

[Music]

[Music]

is

is

is [Music]

[Music]

[Music] eighth grade

and your new girlfriend hits me

but i don't know what i'll do

but i don't know what i'll do

but i don't know what i'll do without a daddy just like you

without a daddy just like you

without a daddy just like you daddy why can't you

and it's hard for me

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