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- This is nice, isn't it?
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- It's wonderful.
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- Where the guy
with the water already?
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I'm dying here.
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- Good, before you go,
would you make a toast?
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- Okay, here's to water.
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The earth is covered with it.
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Where the hell is my share?
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- Raymond, please make a toast.
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- All right, here's to robert
being back on the job.
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We all think it's great.
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Way to go.
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Way to go.
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[glasses clinking]
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- Cheers.
- There you go.
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- All right.
There you go.
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- Thank you.
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This is a very special
night for me.
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I finally feel like
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I've put my bull wound
behind me.
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I said "behind me."
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[laughter]
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No, but I got to tell you,
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It's been a tough
few months
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Getting back on my feet,
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And now that I have
amy at my side again
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And I'm back doing
the job that I love,
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I've never felt better.
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And also, I think
I have gotten over my anxiety
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Vis-a-vis
public restrooms.
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So if you'll excuse me,
I shall return presently.
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- Oh, my god.
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- It's that awful woman.
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- That's definitely her,
right?
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- It's her.
- Who?
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- That's joanne,
robert's ex-wife.
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- [spits]
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- What the hell?
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She's got water!
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- Oh, my god.
So that's robert's ex-wife?
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- Yep, the infamous
joanne.
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- [spits]
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- Mom, stuff's coming out.
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- I almost didn't
recognize her
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Without her broomstick
and flying monkeys.
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- When was the last time
robert saw her?
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- Oh, not since
the divorce was finalized.
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- What, you don't know
the story, amy?
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- No, he never
talks about her.
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- That's 'cause
he's a nice boy.
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- I'll tell you.
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- Go ahead.
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- Okay.
Ma, no spitting.
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Uh, let's see; well,
we had just moved in
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Across the street
from my parents, right?
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- I don't remember.
I've blocked that out.
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- Well, that's when it was,
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'cause right
about that time,
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Robert and joanne,
they had a little house.
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- No, no, I'm serious.
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I'm putting the movie
in my top five all-time.
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- Any movie with a cop
or a dog in it
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Goes in your top five.
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- And this one had both.
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Hey, remember when
the dog cleaned himself
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In front of the mirror?
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- That was funny.
I'll give you that one.
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- You know what I liked best
about that movie?
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We had to leave
our house to see it.
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I mean, this is
the first movie we've seen
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Since we had the twins.
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- Hey, you're the one
whose egg divided.
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- Hey, and you know what?
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Your mother told me
they would babysit the kids
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Whenever we wanted.
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It is just so great
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That we moved across the street
from them.
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Hey, joanne.
- Hey, sweetheart.
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- Hey, guys.
- What's happening?
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- How was the movie?
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- Oh, I'm telling you.
I wish you'd come with us.
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I really liked it.
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I'm thinking of
putting it in my top five.
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- Really? Because the preview
looked kind of stupid.
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- You know, now that
I think about it,
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You know,
the dog drove a car.
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What is that?
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- That's why we can never
see movies together.
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We have the exact
opposite taste
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In movies, books--
stop--
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Music, tv shows.
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He likes
the kind of thing
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Where someone
steps on a rake.
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- Yeah. This movie
had that too.
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- Yeah, right.
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- Oh, no, no. No.
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You can put your feet
on our furniture.
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- It's all right.
I'm okay. I'm good.
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I'm good right here.
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- No, really,
it's--it's okay.
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Until robert
gets a raise,
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We are blessed with
your parents' old stuff.
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If you get really close,
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You can still
smell frank's feet.
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- I'll pass.
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- [laughing]
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Sorry?
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- I thought we weren't
doing that anymore.
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No crazy chin.
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- Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
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You know, sometimes
when I eat,
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I do a little thing
with my chin.
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- Oh, I didn't know.
- I didn't know that.
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- So, debra, your hair
is looking good.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- It's not as ugh as it was
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When you were pregnant.
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- Thank you.
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm rubbing
your shoulders.
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- Why?
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- I don't know.
You're my mush-mush?
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- It's okay.
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- I'm sorry.
Was I hurting you?
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Sometimes I don't know
my own strength.
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- You and your big mitts.
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That's why
we can't have pets.
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[polite laughter]
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- My funny lady.
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Look out
for mr. Big hands.
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- Okay, I'm going to bed.
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- All right.
We'll keep it down out here.
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- Oh, do whatever
you want.
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Good night, guys.
Always good to see you.
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Bobby, tonight
could you not plop into bed?
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Sometimes I wake up
in midair.
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- Okay, you got it.
No plopping.
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Night,
mushy-mush-mush.
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[slams door]
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- So, robert,
I love what you guys--
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- No, no, seriously,
we've got to keep it down.
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- [yawning]
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- Ah.
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Whoo.
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Whoo, boy.
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I am tuckered out.
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- You guys want to play
monopoly or something?
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- Shouldn't you
be getting home?
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- Well, I really
have to make sure
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That joanne is in a real
deep sleep, you know,
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'cause I kind of have
the tendency to plop into bed.
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- Yeah, mush-mush
told us.
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- Hey, I know.
How about pictionary?
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I'll get a sketch pad.
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- Oh, don't you feel bad
for robert?
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- I-I feel bad for you,
'cause I'm going to bed.
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- Now, wait a minute.
Wait.
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Listen, you've got
to talk to robert.
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He's so unhappy
with joanne.
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- He's not unhappy.
What?
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So she's a little bossy,
all right?
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He seems
fine with that.
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- She's always
putting him down,
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And he just sits there
and takes it.
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- Hey, that's marriage.
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Their marriage.
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That's their marriage
over there.
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- Just tell him that
he should talk to joanne
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About the way
she treats him
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And how that
makes him feel.
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- How about I'll just
tell him to go home,
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And then you and I can go
upstairs and shake it up?
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- If you don't talk
to him, I will.
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- No, don't, no.
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I'll talk to him,
okay?
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I know--I know
what to say.
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- Found a deck of cards.
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Crazy 8s.
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- Listen, robert.
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You really, really
should go home
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To your wife, 'cause...
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Debra's got to pump
breast milk.
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- Yeah.
You know what to say.
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I don't have to pump,
robert.
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It's just that, um...
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You and joanne--I mean,
we think joanne is great.
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Uh, but just sometimes,
you know, with you,
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She can be
not very nice.
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And, um, we were just thinking
that it would help you
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If you told her--
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Robert, stop looking
at my breasts.
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- I'm sorry.
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Listen, you know,
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Joanne has to put up
with a lot from me, you know.
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I am not the easiest
person to live with.
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I, uh, I'm hairy
and smelly,
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And I'm really
kind of like an animal.
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- Hi, dears.
- Hey, marie, hi.
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- I told you two--
come on--
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You can't come in here
anymore if you don't knock.
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- Gotcha.
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Hey, your old lady's
looking for you.
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- Joanne?
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- Yeah, she was a little short
with me on the phone.
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I think she's worried
about you.
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- I don't like that one.
207
00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:03,942
- Why can't you
just be happy
208
00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,610
That robbie
found someone?
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When are you gonna learn
that it's not our place
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To meddle
in our children's lives?
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- But, marie,
I don't think it's meddling
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If you love and care
about the person.
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- You know, you're just--
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You're just strolling down
the railroad tracks,
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And you don't hear
the whoo-whoo!
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- Robert, I think what
your father is trying to say
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Is that sometimes
joanne is--
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- A nutcracker.
219
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- Dad, you're talking
about my wife.
220
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- A nutcracker.
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- Robbie,
you really should--
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No. No.
I'm not butting in.
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Live your life.
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- Robert, you just
seem so unhappy.
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- What is this,
some kind of intervention?
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I happen
to love joanne.
227
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She's--she's strong.
She's independent.
228
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You don't know
anything about her.
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You don't know about
our...Private life.
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We have chemistry.
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- I remember when
you took chemistry.
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That was the year
you had no eyebrows.
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- I don't appreciate this.
I really don't.
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A family's not supposed
to be like this.
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If no one is
gonna support me,
236
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Then I'd just rather
you all butt out.
237
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- Wow, he really
hates that chair.
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- What are you doing?
What are you doing?
239
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,761
You're supposed
to be studying
240
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For your sergeant's exam.
241
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,964
How are we ever gonna afford
anything nice?
242
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,899
This is
how you study.
243
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- I'm taking a cartoon break
and eating a banana.
244
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- Oh, that's great.
245
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,778
You're gonna put it off
till the last minute
246
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And then guess what--
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You'll be watching cartoons
full-time
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And coming to me
for banana money.
249
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[doorbell rings]
250
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You think you can
answer the door?
251
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:43,802
- Hey.
252
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,203
- Hey.
253
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,142
What do you want?
254
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- Um...
255
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,782
Well...
256
00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,918
I-I wanted to come by
and apologize
257
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,352
For everybody yesterday.
258
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,787
- Let me tell you
something.
259
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,356
None of you know her
the way I do.
260
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,727
- Yeah, yeah. I know;
chemistry,
261
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:13,064
But, um...
I gotta tell you.
262
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,433
I did just kind of overhear
263
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:18,803
About the banana money.
264
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,941
- Bobby, if you're
not gonna get--
265
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,476
Oh. Hey, ray.
266
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,845
- Hey. Hi, joanne.
267
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,347
- Uh, bobby didn't tell me
you were coming over.
268
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,916
- Oh, that's 'cause bobby
didn't even know, you know?
269
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,152
It's a surprise.
270
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,388
- Oh, you know
how we love it
271
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,857
When you
come over, ray,
272
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,226
But bobby's got
a lot of studying to do,
273
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:45,063
And, you know, you are not
the best influence on him.
274
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:48,133
- Oh, okay. All right.
I'm sorry.
275
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,768
- Ray, wait.
276
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:54,305
Don't talk to him
like that.
277
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,775
- Excuse me?
278
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:57,809
- It's okay, robert.
279
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,010
- No, no. It's not okay.
280
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,211
I want you to apologize
to raymond.
281
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,846
- Apologize for what?
282
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,515
- For what you just
said to him
283
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,383
And for all the mean things
you've ever said about him.
284
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:09,921
- She says mean things
about me?
285
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,856
- Oh, sure, sure,
she's sweet to your face,
286
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:12,957
But as soon
as you leave,
287
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,192
She talks about
how your voice
288
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,128
Sounds like
a wounded cow
289
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,963
Or how when you run,
it looks like you're trying
290
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,567
To hold a pencil
between your cheeks.
291
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,475
- Hmm.
292
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,210
- I'm tired of the way
you treat him.
293
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,845
He's my brother.
294
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,280
And I'm gonna tell you
something else, joanne.
295
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,282
Maybe if you just showed
a little warmth to people,
296
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,350
They wouldn't be
so scared of you.
297
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,919
And maybe if you just
gave me a clue
298
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,086
That you still
cared about me,
299
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,321
I wouldn't spend
so much time
300
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,956
Hiding out
at ray and debra's.
301
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,491
And you want to know
something else?
302
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:50,228
Things are gonna have to start
changing around here.
303
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,032
- I want a divorce.
304
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,311
- What?
305
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,313
- Ah, that felt good.
306
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,881
I've been waiting
for the right time.
307
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,616
Thank you.
308
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,285
[doorbell rings]
309
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,522
- I'll get that.
310
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,090
- I'm glad we talked.
311
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,558
How much time
do you think you'll need
312
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,260
To get your stuff
out of the house?
313
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,628
- Hello, raymond.
- Hi, ma. Uh, listen,
314
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,163
Could you drive me
to the mall?
315
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,431
'cause I could really use
a sweater.
316
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,432
- Okay.
- Yeah.
317
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,433
- We'll go Saturday.
318
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,968
- No, no, no.
319
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,871
- Oh, hello, joanne.
How nice to see you.
320
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:37,909
Robbie, I made you
a bundt cake.
321
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,978
What's the matter?
322
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,982
- Joanne just...Dumped me.
323
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,455
- I don't understand.
324
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,056
- Yeah, you know what, ma?
325
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,491
I'll tell you about it
in the car, okay?
326
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,026
It's kind of chilly.
I could really use--
327
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,594
- Joanne dumped you?
- I want a sweater!
328
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,564
- Joanne dumped you?
329
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,379
You.
330
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,215
You.
331
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:21,152
You never appreciated
my robbie.
332
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,220
- I could use a sweater.
333
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,289
- You never loved him
334
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,458
For the decent,
delightful boy he is.
335
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,695
You never realized
how lucky you are
336
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:34,232
To be a part
of this wonderful family.
337
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:38,136
I have held my tongue
for two years,
338
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,270
And I have given you
339
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,972
Every benefit
of the doubt.
340
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:45,543
That's the kind
of person I am.
341
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,446
- The kind of person
you are.
342
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:53,651
You're an angry, pushy,
manipulative bitch.
343
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:57,355
- Oh! No! No!
Raymond, no!
344
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,389
- Stop! Stop!
345
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,625
- Raymond, no!
346
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,461
You monster!
You monster, you.
347
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,063
N--no, you're not
a monster.
348
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,631
You're a creature.
349
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,633
- I'm not the one being
restrained right now.
350
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,503
- And I'm not the one who danced
topless in atlantic city.
351
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:28,052
That's right.
I know all about you...
352
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,355
Cinnamon.
353
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:35,226
But as long
as my son seemed happy,
354
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,496
I decided to let him live
in blissful ignorance.
355
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,767
- I knew she was a showgirl, ma.
356
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,302
- You knew?
357
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,005
You knew this,
and you still married her?
358
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,540
- You didn't tell me?
359
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,413
Could have saved money
on the bachelor party.
360
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,048
- Oh, come on.
Enough, enough.
361
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,149
I don't want to hear
362
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,686
This kind of thing anymore.
363
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,622
Someone has to protect
this family,
364
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,291
And I'm through
sitting idly by.
365
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,595
And as for you...
366
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:17,201
Nobody dumps my son.
367
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,737
You think
you're dumping my son?
368
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,339
- Okay, let's calm down.
369
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,041
- Oh, yeah, well,
let me tell you something.
370
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,077
My son is dumping you.
That's right.
371
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,646
It's time to take out
the trash.
372
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,061
- Three minutes ago,
373
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,696
I was watching cartoons
and eating a banana.
374
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:53,704
She still there?
375
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,540
- No.
What's scary is,
376
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,509
I think
I just saw a bat fly away.
377
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:10,421
- You knew
she was a showgirl?
378
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,423
Raymond, I hope
you're not keeping
379
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,292
This kind of a secret
about debra.
380
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,428
- You mean peppermint?
381
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,505
- I don't like that,
raymond.
382
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,841
Thank god I live
across the street from you.
383
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,779
And now...
384
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,316
We all need to have
a piece of this cake.
385
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:42,753
- What do I do now?
386
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,527
- I'll tell you
what you don't do.
387
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,363
You don't call mom
a bitch.
388
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,174
- Oh, my god.
389
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,309
- I usually
don't get that way,
390
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,746
But you know how strong
maternal instincts are.
391
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,581
- Yeah, I know.
392
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,318
It still hurts
when it rains.
393
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,287
- Shh, shh, shh.
Here he comes.
394
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,423
- Oh, my god.
395
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,259
Did you see
who's sitting over there?
396
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,393
Joanne.
397
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,495
- Get outta here.
- She is?
398
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,665
- Huh.
399
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,167
- Do you think she saw me?
400
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,535
Should I go say hi?
401
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,436
- No, no.
You don't have to go.
402
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,638
- What? She's
a horrible person.
403
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,639
- She's a creature.
404
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,873
- Hi.
405
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,342
- Hey, joanne.
- Hey, look at this.
406
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,745
- Hello, barones.
Hi, bobby.
407
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,946
- Hi.
408
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,383
- Oh, what a pleasant
surprise.
409
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,920
- Oh, how have
you been?
410
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:54,525
- Yeah.
Thanks, good.
411
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,893
Yeah.
Good to see you.
412
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,894
You're looking well.
413
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,264
Ow. What?
414
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,333
Oh, amy, my girlfriend,
my girlfriend amy.
415
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,335
- Oh, nice to meet you.
- Hi.
416
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,438
- Quite a grip
you got there.
417
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,374
So, um...
418
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,742
Well, I guess
I'd better be getting back
419
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:12,777
To my table there.
420
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,245
- Sure, sure, yeah.
421
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,347
- Uh, listen. Um...
422
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,682
Now that
I'm back in town,
423
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,418
It might be fun to catch up
if you want.
424
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,688
Um, here's my number.
425
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:27,892
Uh, so, uh,
it was really good
426
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,293
To see all of you again.
427
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,828
- You too.
Take care.
428
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,798
- It was a really
nice surprise.
429
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,271
- [chuckles]
430
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,639
- What?
431
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:45,509
- She went back
to her maiden name, glotz.
432
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:48,846
- Cinnamon glotz?
433
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,784
- Joanne,
joanne glotz.
434
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,922
Biggest mistake
of my life.
435
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,791
- It could be worse, robert.
436
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:04,028
Some mistakes
last 43 years.
437
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,737
I don't see what's wrong
with itemizing the bill
438
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,472
So we each pay
for what we ate.
439
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,473
- Yeah, all right,
it's just easier
440
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,907
To split it up equally, dad.
441
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,578
- Yes, easier for
those of you who had appetizers.
442
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,682
- Hey, hey, you know what?
I'll catch up with you.
443
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,050
I want to check dad's tip.
444
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,052
- You don't tip
on the tax or the liquor.
445
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,887
- All right, all right.
446
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,323
Get in the car.
You're drunk.
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