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I'm on a Zoom! 16 00:01:10,034 --> 00:01:10,934 [dialing] 17 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:12,174 [line ringing] 18 00:01:12,275 --> 00:01:14,095 Hey, how's Swooper Jr. doing? 19 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:15,516 He's fine, Swooper. 20 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:16,790 He's getting an award at school on Friday. 21 00:01:16,896 --> 00:01:19,756 That's great. I'll be there. 22 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:22,002 Hey, boss, can I get this Friday off? 23 00:01:22,103 --> 00:01:23,453 Yeah, sure, you can take off. 24 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:26,211 Take off into the sky for a long day of work 25 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,970 because we just got hired to find 26 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:29,618 Amelia Earhart's plane. 27 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:31,524 Wait, why do you ask? Is it for a religious thing 28 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:32,970 and I could get in trouble if I make you work? 29 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:34,658 - No. - Great! Then buckle up 30 00:01:34,758 --> 00:01:38,068 because we just got hired to find Amelia Earhart's plane! 31 00:01:38,931 --> 00:01:41,141 ♪ ♪ 32 00:02:00,172 --> 00:02:03,282 ♪ ♪ 33 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:14,554 RIP: The Aviation Museum got a tip 34 00:02:14,655 --> 00:02:16,895 that Emilia Earhart's plane might be around here, 35 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,070 so stay frosty. 36 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,482 - You got it, Rip. - Agatha? 37 00:02:19,586 --> 00:02:21,686 If you're on the plane, who's running the office? 38 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:22,833 [ringing] 39 00:02:22,931 --> 00:02:24,101 Bleargh! [chomps] 40 00:02:24,206 --> 00:02:26,276 Okay, but why are you here? 41 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:27,899 Because I want to earn airline miles. 42 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,240 But we're on Swooper's plane, not a commercial flight. 43 00:02:30,344 --> 00:02:32,384 I also have a mileage program. 44 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:35,452 The more you fly with me, the more Swoop-tificates you accrue. 45 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:37,281 They're coupons for stuff he'll do for you, 46 00:02:37,379 --> 00:02:39,279 like making your bed, unloading the dishwasher, 47 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:40,519 providing an alibi. 48 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,310 Why not just call them Swoop-ons? 49 00:02:41,413 --> 00:02:42,693 It didn't clear. 50 00:02:42,793 --> 00:02:44,483 Oh, come on, Agatha. Tell them the truth. 51 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:46,756 You're here because you freaking love Amelia Earhart. 52 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,172 All right, it's true. 53 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:49,205 - I'm a major Earhead. - Aw. 54 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:50,480 - Shut up. - Okay. 55 00:02:50,586 --> 00:02:52,026 I've always loved her. 56 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,757 She's my biggest historical crush. 57 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:55,522 Well, I can think of no better way 58 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:57,690 of honoring her legacy than by finding the very plane 59 00:02:57,793 --> 00:02:59,623 that houses her moldering corpse. 60 00:02:59,724 --> 00:03:00,524 [engine rumbling] 61 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:02,210 - What the...? Ah! - Ah! 62 00:03:03,068 --> 00:03:04,618 Holy mother of God! 63 00:03:04,724 --> 00:03:07,144 Saltine, now is not the time for jokes. 64 00:03:07,241 --> 00:03:08,241 I didn't say anything! 65 00:03:08,344 --> 00:03:09,694 I know, I'm just saying that now 66 00:03:09,793 --> 00:03:11,313 would be an inappropriate time to crack wise 67 00:03:11,413 --> 00:03:13,283 because our lives are in danger. 68 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:16,028 [grunts] I can't get away. 69 00:03:16,137 --> 00:03:18,717 [winch whirring] 70 00:03:20,448 --> 00:03:22,068 RIP: Okay, play it cool. 71 00:03:22,172 --> 00:03:23,902 And just remember, if we need to sacrifice anyone, 72 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,550 Agatha has led a long and fulfilling life. 73 00:03:25,655 --> 00:03:27,165 All right, here we go. 74 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,305 ♪ ♪ 75 00:03:29,413 --> 00:03:31,903 [mechanical whirring] 76 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,860 Greetings. My name... 77 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,475 is Amelia Earhart. 78 00:03:36,586 --> 00:03:37,476 [gasping] 79 00:03:37,586 --> 00:03:40,616 Wow, you look great for 126. 80 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:44,004 Thank you. Welcome to the Mile High Club. 81 00:03:44,103 --> 00:03:45,593 Allow me to show you around. 82 00:03:45,689 --> 00:03:48,759 The Mile High Club is a floating utopia in the sky. 83 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,552 Darling, should we deny ourselves 84 00:03:50,655 --> 00:03:52,235 even one of life's many pleasures? 85 00:03:52,344 --> 00:03:53,834 Methinks not. 86 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:57,281 My God, this place is utterly bucolic. 87 00:03:57,379 --> 00:03:58,759 It's not all roses. Check that out. 88 00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:00,342 RIP: Oh, yeah. What's going on over there? 89 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,588 Those are our onboard therapists. 90 00:04:02,689 --> 00:04:05,829 They're out of work because everyone here is so happy. 91 00:04:05,931 --> 00:04:06,931 - Hi. - Hey. 92 00:04:07,034 --> 00:04:08,344 - That makes sense. - Aw, nice. 93 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:09,788 Yes, in the Mile High Club, 94 00:04:09,896 --> 00:04:12,586 your greatest fantasies can be made reality. 95 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:14,449 What's your greatest fantasy? 96 00:04:14,551 --> 00:04:17,031 Well, it was to meet you. 97 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:18,307 Guess I need a new one. 98 00:04:18,413 --> 00:04:20,243 Ooh, I've never seen Agatha flirt. 99 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,484 Yeah, what's up with that? 100 00:04:21,586 --> 00:04:22,926 I always thought that Agatha and I 101 00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:25,004 had a sort of "will they/ won't they" type thing. 102 00:04:25,103 --> 00:04:27,103 - Really? - I don't know. Fucking maybe. 103 00:04:27,206 --> 00:04:28,996 [laughs] It doesn't matter. 104 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,207 Here you see our founders, 105 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:33,520 Orville and Wilbur Wright. 106 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:34,760 You may know the Wright brothers 107 00:04:34,862 --> 00:04:36,762 as the inventors of the airplane. 108 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:38,762 Upon realizing that their beloved invention 109 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,622 was being turned into a weapon of war, 110 00:04:40,724 --> 00:04:42,074 they faked their deaths 111 00:04:42,172 --> 00:04:44,692 and built this airship, the Mile High Club, 112 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:48,003 a place where peace-loving aviators could live forever. 113 00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:50,693 And only the greatest pilots in the world can fly it. 114 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:54,413 That's why the Wright brothers reeled me in, in 1937. 115 00:04:54,517 --> 00:04:56,407 I've been piloting this ship ever since, 116 00:04:56,517 --> 00:04:58,167 kept alive long past normal age 117 00:04:58,275 --> 00:05:00,655 by our advanced steam-based technology. 118 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:03,998 But now the time has come for me to retire, 119 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,863 which is why I brought you here. 120 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:07,065 [gasping] 121 00:05:07,172 --> 00:05:08,552 I've been searching the world over 122 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:10,065 for my replacement. 123 00:05:10,172 --> 00:05:12,452 And it's you, Swooper Goodfly. 124 00:05:12,551 --> 00:05:14,171 Me? Old Swoops? 125 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:15,515 Yes, Swooper. 126 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:16,970 You are the only one who can take over 127 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:20,378 because you are the best pilot in the world. 128 00:05:20,482 --> 00:05:21,692 Really? I mean, he's good, sure, 129 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:23,483 but the best in the entire world? 130 00:05:23,586 --> 00:05:24,686 - Yes. - Huh. Crazy. 131 00:05:24,793 --> 00:05:26,003 But I guess you guys would know. 132 00:05:26,103 --> 00:05:27,553 A lot of pilots up here and whatnot. 133 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:29,685 Just curious, though, how does one gauge that? 134 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:31,523 Like, what's the criteria? Nothing personal, Swooper. 135 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,100 - Yeah, no, I get it. - Enough. 136 00:05:33,206 --> 00:05:35,406 He's the best because we say he's the best. 137 00:05:35,517 --> 00:05:37,137 Now, what do you say, Swooper? 138 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:40,031 Do you want to be the captain of the greatest flying machine 139 00:05:40,137 --> 00:05:41,617 ever invented? 140 00:05:41,724 --> 00:05:44,284 I am mighty flattered, Ms. Earhart. 141 00:05:44,379 --> 00:05:46,139 But I can't abandon my boy Rip. 142 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:47,831 He needs me too bad. Right, Rip? 143 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,901 I mean, gosh, Swooper, I don't want you to go, 144 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,410 but it feels like this is pretty much 145 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,857 the best job a pilot could get, right? 146 00:05:52,965 --> 00:05:54,755 I mean, I wouldn't want you to get in my way 147 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:56,452 if I was hired for my dream job: 148 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:58,381 Head Arky of Musee d'Hiss, 149 00:05:58,482 --> 00:06:00,142 - the Snakes Museum. - You're sure? 150 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:02,691 - I sure am sure. - Well, then. 151 00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:05,103 Okay, Ms. Earhart. I'll take it. 152 00:06:05,206 --> 00:06:07,786 - [cheering] - A new captain has been crowned! 153 00:06:07,896 --> 00:06:10,136 Wow. Okay. 154 00:06:10,241 --> 00:06:12,791 Well, I sure am going to miss Swooper. 155 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:15,686 Today has been an emotional Gravitron, 156 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,623 but the Aviation Museum is gonna flip 157 00:06:17,724 --> 00:06:20,214 when I bring in the actual Amelia Earhart. 158 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:21,340 - I'm not leaving. - What? 159 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,928 But you said you were retiring. 160 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:26,554 I am, but I'll remain here in our utopia in the sky, 161 00:06:26,655 --> 00:06:28,925 never to set foot on land again. 162 00:06:29,034 --> 00:06:30,144 But land is great. 163 00:06:30,241 --> 00:06:31,831 It's what gave Lands' End its name. 164 00:06:31,931 --> 00:06:34,721 It's also where land-walkers wage endless wars 165 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:35,997 and reckless college students 166 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:37,833 are always piling into phone booths. 167 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,721 No, thanks. I choose to remain 168 00:06:39,827 --> 00:06:41,927 where everyone exists in harmony, 169 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,524 the Mile High Club. 170 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,760 Just so I'm clear, you guys don't realize that nowadays 171 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:48,342 being in the "mile high club" means you've had sex on a plane. 172 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:51,028 My God, you land-walkers are perverts, too? 173 00:06:51,137 --> 00:06:53,687 You know, it does seem nice up here. 174 00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:55,243 Amelia makes a good point. 175 00:06:55,344 --> 00:06:57,284 Well, sure it seems nice living up here in the sky, 176 00:06:57,379 --> 00:06:59,999 but what happens when you're in the mood to see a worm? 177 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:01,283 What then, Agatha? 178 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,279 Why don't you stay? 179 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:03,279 Gladly. 180 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:04,379 What? Oh, man. 181 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:05,662 Are you sure, ma'am? 182 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:06,478 This is like my senior superlative: 183 00:07:06,586 --> 00:07:07,826 Most irregular. 184 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:09,481 Save your worries, First Mate O'Dooley. 185 00:07:09,586 --> 00:07:11,716 I'll take Miss Agatha under my wing. 186 00:07:11,827 --> 00:07:14,657 Hmm. I do like that you use the word "wing." Okay. 187 00:07:14,758 --> 00:07:15,858 Seems like everyone is getting 188 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:17,685 what they want except the main guy Rip. 189 00:07:17,793 --> 00:07:18,933 This is worse than a wife in the attic 190 00:07:19,034 --> 00:07:20,974 and a governess beneath. Hi-ya. 191 00:07:21,068 --> 00:07:23,138 I'm really going to miss Agatha and Swooper. 192 00:07:23,241 --> 00:07:25,101 - Kicking the trash can helps. - Huh! 193 00:07:25,206 --> 00:07:26,856 - Ow. - Well, don't kick it there. 194 00:07:26,965 --> 00:07:28,715 - That's dense as shit. - How about this? 195 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:30,757 You can take my plane back with you to the museum. 196 00:07:30,862 --> 00:07:32,862 That should prove a worthy prize for your troubles. 197 00:07:32,965 --> 00:07:35,165 And also get you to stop kicking my trash can. 198 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:37,025 Well, it's not you, but it is better 199 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:39,377 than friggin' jack squat, so we'll take it. 200 00:07:39,482 --> 00:07:41,902 - O'Dooley, show them the way. - Gladly, Captain. 201 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,790 - [Rip whistling] - Captain Earhart's plane 202 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:45,786 is right through this door. 203 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:47,901 Ah! I can't see! 204 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,410 Good thing my sense of taste is heightened. 205 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:51,137 Ew. A wall. 206 00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:53,141 You didn't really think we'd let you go back to the surface 207 00:07:53,241 --> 00:07:55,171 and tell everyone about the Mile High Club, did you? 208 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:58,335 That's exactly what I thought, and, in fact, still do. 209 00:07:58,448 --> 00:08:01,378 [both screaming] 210 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,522 [grunts] 211 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,210 What the hell? 212 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:06,030 [machinery clanking] 213 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:09,027 Get back to work, humanoids. 214 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:12,657 Oh, no. This 'topia just went from "U" to "Dys." 215 00:08:17,275 --> 00:08:20,785 Ugh. This sucks. What in Christian hell are we doing? 216 00:08:20,896 --> 00:08:22,446 Turning condensation into steam. 217 00:08:22,551 --> 00:08:24,071 The noblest work known to man. 218 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:26,172 - You actually enjoy this? - Of course. 219 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:28,095 I mean, I guess I have nothing to compare it to. 220 00:08:28,206 --> 00:08:30,856 I was born and raised here and all I've ever known is 221 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:33,825 turning this crank 15 back-breaking hours a day. 222 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,721 - I love it. - That's so sad. 223 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:37,097 Well, I left out one part. 224 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:38,336 At the end of the day, 225 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:40,998 you're given a disgusting protein bar to eat. 226 00:08:42,068 --> 00:08:43,548 [sighs] 227 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:45,375 [gulps] It's great. 228 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:46,932 You just said it was disgusting. 229 00:08:47,034 --> 00:08:48,454 You guys will get used to it 230 00:08:48,551 --> 00:08:51,691 or my name isn't Interchangeable Crank-Turner Number 937. 231 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:53,283 - Seems unlikely. - Haven't you ever thought 232 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:54,899 about what would happen if you didn't turn the crank? 233 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,210 Oh, I know what would happen. 234 00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:58,310 Oh, I can't turn this crank anymore. 235 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,343 That. 236 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:00,588 [whooshing] 237 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:01,999 - Good Lord! - Oh, my God! 238 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:04,763 Ha. Yeah, that'll happen. I'll miss you, Dad. 239 00:09:04,862 --> 00:09:06,002 Saltine, we got to get out of here. 240 00:09:06,103 --> 00:09:07,343 Yeah, so we can help these people. 241 00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:08,898 Right, yeah, and maybe we can also grab 242 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,070 Amelia Earhart's plane for the Aviation Museum. 243 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:12,522 - Rip! - After we save everyone. 244 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,070 - You didn't let me finish. - Psst. 245 00:09:14,551 --> 00:09:16,281 Oh, no, are you a lunatic, too? 246 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:17,659 Yes, but that's irrelevant. 247 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,828 There's a secret meeting tonight after our shift. 248 00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:22,001 I think you'll find it very intriguing. 249 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,343 - Are you in? - Sounds good. 250 00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:25,338 But can I get a plus one for my friend Saltine? 251 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:27,968 She's kind of a nerd, so I want to bring her along. 252 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:28,828 Hey! 253 00:09:28,931 --> 00:09:30,171 It's been a long time 254 00:09:30,275 --> 00:09:31,615 since I've been around a land-walker. 255 00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:33,004 You haven't missed much on land. 256 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:34,663 Modest necklines are back, 257 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:37,098 but they only look good if you're thin with small boobs. 258 00:09:37,206 --> 00:09:40,066 But not if you're ripped, with giant knockers? That's awful. 259 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:42,692 May I sing you a song of love and merriment? 260 00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:43,693 Please. 261 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,453 - Ahem. - ♪ ♪ 262 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:48,341 ♪ Up in the sky it's not just birds♪ 263 00:09:48,448 --> 00:09:51,548 ♪ With their dirty little beaks and their bright white turds♪ 264 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:53,135 ♪ It's love ♪ 265 00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:55,691 [echoing]: ♪ Love, love, love. love... ♪ 266 00:09:56,551 --> 00:09:58,341 - Oh, uh... - [gasps] Oops. 267 00:09:58,448 --> 00:09:59,408 [laughing] 268 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,927 The view is so beautiful here. 269 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,904 But you're not even taking in the view. 270 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,660 You're looking at my rotors. 271 00:10:05,758 --> 00:10:07,658 - Am I? - You am. 272 00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:09,718 [squawking] 273 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,097 Now, don't move. 274 00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:15,376 Just stay still for three more hours. 275 00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:17,592 O'DOOLEY: So, sir... 276 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:18,549 where would you like to go tomorrow? 277 00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:20,025 The sky is your oyster. 278 00:10:20,137 --> 00:10:21,687 Well, my son's getting an award at school. 279 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:22,693 Let's go there. 280 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:23,763 Oh, no, no, no. 281 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:25,002 We can't bring this airship 282 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,553 anywhere near a populated area, 283 00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:28,825 much less ever visit the surface world ever again. 284 00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:30,691 But how will I see my son? 285 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:32,313 Sir, let me be upfront with you. 286 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,073 The reason we chose you to be our pilot 287 00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:36,242 is because your family attachments are nonexistent. 288 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,074 But I want to have family attachments. 289 00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:39,452 They just don't want them with me. 290 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:40,591 Exactly. 291 00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:42,239 So I'll never see my son again? 292 00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:44,594 Now you get it. So, where should we go tomorrow? 293 00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:45,999 Uh, west? 294 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,523 West, it is. Want to get a drink with us 295 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:49,210 down at the Black Box? That's the name of our bar. 296 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:51,170 Sure. But can I have a few minutes 297 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,615 just to sort of, you know, soak up the day? 298 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:55,214 I read you loud and clear. 299 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:57,030 You want the bridge to yourself so you can jack off 300 00:10:57,137 --> 00:10:58,717 while taking in the spectacular view. 301 00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:00,097 Been there many times myself. 302 00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:02,446 Just activate the autopilot before you go. 303 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,033 Oh, I'll activate the autopilot all right. 304 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:10,407 Just as soon as I put in a new destination. 305 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,862 ♪ ♪ 306 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,275 And if we band together, 307 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:16,829 we can create a better life for everyone. 308 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:18,411 Get your head out of the clouds. 309 00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:19,757 That's a pipe dream. 310 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,662 - There's nothing else out there. - You're wrong. 311 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:23,238 There's a much better world out there. 312 00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:25,344 Let me guess. A world where we only have to work 313 00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:28,548 13-hour shifts and we get one and a half protein bars a day? 314 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,855 - What? No! - [laughter] 315 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,065 Let me guess. It's a ten-hour shift 316 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,622 and we get two protein bars a day 317 00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:34,484 and the toilets aren't wired to shock your butthole 318 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:35,856 every time you sit down on them? 319 00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,685 - No, it's better than that. - [laughter] 320 00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,663 Okay, now you sound crazy. 321 00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:42,968 No, he's right. There's a better world and we can take you there. 322 00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:45,338 Wee-woo, wee-woo! 323 00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:47,378 Get back to work, get back to work! 324 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:49,552 [panicked shouting] 325 00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:52,275 This way. Head for the door. 326 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,789 Oh, Agatha, I'm having a wonderful time with you. 327 00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:57,756 Tell me again how the Three Stooges died. 328 00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:59,072 Well, Curly went first... 329 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:01,342 My, my, my, who have we here? 330 00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:02,858 I haven't seen you around before. 331 00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:04,305 You must be the new pilot. 332 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:05,243 Oh, well... 333 00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,104 She's not a pilot, Lilian. 334 00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,406 She's from the surface. 335 00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:10,927 A land-walker? Well, well, well. 336 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,834 Who knew the great Amelia Earhart could fly so low? 337 00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:15,341 Watch your tone, Lilian. 338 00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:17,408 I'm only looking out for you as a friend, Amelia. 339 00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,067 Can you imagine what people will say 340 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,452 when they find out you're with a land-walker? 341 00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:22,831 A ground clown? A Surface McDurface? 342 00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:24,481 [laughs] You'll be ostracized. 343 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:26,966 Do you really want that sort of turbulence in your life? 344 00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:28,448 Well, I, uh, uh... 345 00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:31,311 It's fine, Amelia. I don't want to burden you. 346 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:32,593 Oh, dear. 347 00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:34,519 Was it something I said? 348 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,620 ♪ ♪ 349 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:37,004 [gasps] The elevator. 350 00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:38,143 [elevator bell dings] 351 00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:40,381 Going up, losers. [laughing] 352 00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:42,592 [both screaming] 353 00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:43,999 [grunting] 354 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:48,764 Oh, this level is worse than the last one, 355 00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:52,002 for which I made no secret of my distaste! 356 00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:59,276 This must be where they make those gross protein bars. 357 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:06,522 Ew! I ate so many of those! 358 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,310 - [grunting] - [buzzing] 359 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,380 I hate to pass hasty judgment, 360 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,552 but I don't like the look of this place... so far. 361 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:16,135 Oh, I want to help, but I don't know how. 362 00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:18,171 I wish there was something we could foment. 363 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,925 I mean, yeah, they do all seem like they could use 364 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:22,454 a part of their bodies bathed With warm or medicated lotions. 365 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,661 No, Rip, with the other definition of foment. 366 00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:26,378 Oh, I see. Well, then what about... 367 00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:27,832 a revolution? 368 00:13:27,931 --> 00:13:30,141 [gasps] I love that for us. 369 00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:32,381 Attention, protein bar plant workers. 370 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,902 This may come as a shock, 371 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,970 but you don't need to hammer yourselves in the groin all day! 372 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,208 Really? We're listening. 373 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,410 - [yelps] - [buzzing] 374 00:13:39,517 --> 00:13:43,337 ♪ ♪ 375 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,408 You're leaving? 376 00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:45,657 It's for the best. 377 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,238 I'm no stranger to causing trouble. 378 00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:48,974 - Ever heard of Watergate? - No. 379 00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:50,308 Oh, well, my point is, 380 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,383 I don't want to cause trouble for you. 381 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:53,282 But Agatha... 382 00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:55,899 I'm asking for trouble. 383 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,380 Ask and you shall receive. 384 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:05,068 ♪ Hello, my baby, hello, my honey♪ 385 00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:06,792 ♪ Hello, my ragtime gal... ♪ 386 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:09,516 AMELIA: Wow-wee! 387 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,690 What's this? We're off course. 388 00:14:11,793 --> 00:14:13,283 We're not heading west at all. We're heading... 389 00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:14,969 Hold on. Let me cross-check the data. 390 00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:16,338 - East. - East? 391 00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,168 That's right. Noticed a rainbow up ahead 392 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,235 so I pulled a U-ey. 393 00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:20,834 Didn't want to get distracted 394 00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:22,621 by its beauty and make a mistake. 395 00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:24,554 Smart. Eastward ho. 396 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,685 I'm coming for you, Junior. 397 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,831 - I still don't get it. [yells] - [buzzing] 398 00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:31,791 You're saying we don't have to hammer our groins all day? 399 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,656 But it's what our parents did. Ow! 400 00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:34,928 But your parents didn't know 401 00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:35,934 there was a better world out there. 402 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:37,284 Why don't you just buzz off 403 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:39,519 and stop telling us these fairy tales? 404 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:43,240 Quiet. These people speak the truth. 405 00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:45,904 - The old man? - He hasn't spoken in 40 years. 406 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,930 Many years ago, as a lad, I got lost one night 407 00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,384 and caught sight of a world 408 00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:52,862 more beautiful than any I'd ever seen. 409 00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:54,785 I thought it was a dream, but I, like, 410 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:58,336 never remember my dreams, and I totally remember this. 411 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,658 These people speak the truth. We must rise. 412 00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:03,618 Yes, let's rise and tear down the world of your oppressors 413 00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,484 while leaving Amelia Earhart's plane untouched 414 00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:07,476 so I can return it to the Aviation Museum. 415 00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:08,716 - Yeah! - We rise! 416 00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:10,137 - [cheering] - Let's go! 417 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,031 Viva la revolución! Yeah! 418 00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:14,137 Wow. It's like heaven up here. 419 00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,101 I knew it! I love my life! 420 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,476 - [grunting] - Yeah, we're behind you. 421 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:20,276 - Let's go. - It gets better. Follow me. 422 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,239 - Where are they going? - Let's follow them. 423 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:26,104 My, my, wherever did you get that necklace, Lilian? 424 00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:28,306 Oh, at the "Bitch, You Can't Afford It" Store. 425 00:15:28,413 --> 00:15:29,693 [laughter] 426 00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,933 Oh! Intruders! Everyone, clutch your pearls! 427 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:33,664 [whimpering] 428 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:34,658 The smells. 429 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:36,998 [grunting] 430 00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:39,241 [growling] 431 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:41,694 Jeezo Flip! What's going on here? 432 00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:43,413 The Mile High Club is bad. 433 00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:45,167 The only reason it exists is because 434 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,825 there's lower levels being exploited 435 00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:48,311 to make the people up here happy. 436 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,143 Amelia, did you know about this? 437 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,791 Agatha, you don't understand. 438 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:54,406 When the ship was created, everyone lived in harmony. 439 00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:57,027 But soon we divided into first class, economy class, 440 00:15:57,137 --> 00:15:58,517 protein bar manufacturing class... 441 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,620 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it escalated from there. 442 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:03,454 Now, Amelia, where's your plane we were promised? 443 00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:06,381 My plane's been gone for years, you absolute dumbass. 444 00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,312 We repurposed it for my mechanical body parts. 445 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:11,593 No! It was all a lie. 446 00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:12,899 Whoa. That was crazy. 447 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,340 Did you guys see that pillar? 448 00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:17,588 Amelia, this has to end. Dissolve the classes. 449 00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,139 And share bathrooms? 450 00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:21,761 If it isn't a utopia for everyone, 451 00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,412 then it's not a utopia. 452 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:27,587 [sighs] Your moving words have inspired me... to bounce. 453 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,479 Engage ankle boosters! 454 00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:33,103 Holy shit. Did anyone know she could do that? 455 00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:34,476 The revolution is on! 456 00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:35,996 We have to take down the upper class. 457 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:37,553 You are the upper class. 458 00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:38,925 In a hellhole like this? 459 00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:40,484 You absolute dumbass. 460 00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:42,996 There's another level above this one. Let's march. 461 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,243 Another level? 462 00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:46,524 What is this? The King of Prussia Mall? 463 00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:49,518 This is it, where the richest of the rich live. 464 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,830 - What's that smell? - Inequality, Saltine. 465 00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:53,241 And it makes me sick. 466 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,694 Fucking plane isn't even here anymore. 467 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,143 Whole thing's a bust. 468 00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:59,066 ♪ ♪ 469 00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:02,592 ♪ It's been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town♪ 470 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,309 ♪ Been a whole lot happier... ♪ 471 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,833 The Wright brothers? 472 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:08,785 Oh, hey, you guys. 473 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:12,096 They're chilling out inside a totally decked-out man cave. 474 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,306 My God, you have chairs of bean 475 00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:16,483 and we've been sitting on regular wood like chumps. 476 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:17,406 I call bullshit. 477 00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:18,997 Quit harshing our vibe. 478 00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:21,553 The whole reason we started this thing was to vibe. 479 00:17:21,655 --> 00:17:23,545 Whoa. You have the Moody Blues' 480 00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:25,585 In Search of the Lost Chord on vinyl? 481 00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:27,549 I know, right? Grab a Red Bull. 482 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,095 We're just playing Vice City. 483 00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:31,786 It's so effed up, you can punch anyone. 484 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,096 Wait a minute. 485 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:34,446 If all of you are up here, 486 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,211 who is turning the steam cranks? 487 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,970 - No one. - We saw to that. 488 00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:40,968 Morons! If no one is working the steam factory, 489 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:42,618 this ship will crash! 490 00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,904 - [metallic creaking] - [hissing] 491 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,340 What the...? Sir, why are we above all those people? 492 00:17:47,448 --> 00:17:49,138 'Cause my son is receiving an award. 493 00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,831 I'm a good dad! 494 00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:55,282 We're going down. Your little son is gonna die. 495 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,759 That's not what a good dad would do. I fucked up! 496 00:18:02,172 --> 00:18:03,142 - Swooper, we got to go! - If we leave, 497 00:18:03,241 --> 00:18:04,971 my ten-year-old son will die. 498 00:18:05,068 --> 00:18:06,618 - You have a son? - Yes. 499 00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,484 He's receiving an award today from MIT 500 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,896 for Professor of the Year. 501 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,100 Your ten-year-old son is an MIT professor? 502 00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:13,656 Oh, my God, Saltine, catch up. 503 00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,408 Swooper Jr. is the savant who left home 504 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:16,967 a few years ago to teach at MIT. 505 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:18,548 - Got it. - Swooper is always trying 506 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:20,275 to see him, but Junior never makes any time for him. 507 00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:22,209 - Uh-huh. - He's an absentee son. 508 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,550 So, the opposite of the usual thing? 509 00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:25,445 - Exactly. - We have to evacuate. 510 00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:27,831 Professor Swooper Jr.'s achievements in the field 511 00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:30,661 of quantum mechanics are... Oh, my God! 512 00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:31,758 What is that? 513 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,212 [screaming] 514 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:36,280 You can't make me go! I have to save my son! 515 00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,239 No. Swooper, you'll perish. 516 00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:39,244 [grunting] 517 00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:41,314 Oh, my God, he evaporated. 518 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,833 Oh, no. His boot just came off. 519 00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,141 He's my kid, Rip. 520 00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:45,971 I don't expect you to stay, 521 00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,758 but there's no way I'm leaving. 522 00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,142 Fine. What do you want us to do? 523 00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:51,141 Wait, really? 524 00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:52,451 Yeah. We're a team. 525 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,861 We're not just gonna leave you here. 526 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,585 All right. Okay, here's the plan. 527 00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:57,069 We're going to dive headfirst 528 00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:57,972 into the flaming engine to gum it up 529 00:18:58,068 --> 00:18:58,968 Uh-huh, right. 530 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,238 We'll definitely die, 531 00:19:00,344 --> 00:19:02,004 but there's a 1% chance it works. 532 00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,413 Well, seems like a bad plan, but we've got your back. 533 00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:06,757 I must admit, I never thought I'd see 534 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:09,552 such compassion from a bunch of Surface McDurfaces. 535 00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:12,895 - Because we're not all bad. - I suppose the Mile High Club 536 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,170 wound up being no better 537 00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:15,475 than the world we tried to escape. 538 00:19:15,586 --> 00:19:17,686 Exactly. You're a big piece of shit. 539 00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:20,593 Go. I'll save the land-walkers. 540 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,619 Thanks, but we've already got a plan. 541 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:24,144 You can trust her, Swooper. 542 00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:26,341 Now it's time for you to take us home. 543 00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:27,898 SWOOPER: The Swoop-tificates. 544 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,070 What are the odds of that one actually happening? 545 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:31,412 Okay, let's go. 546 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:32,857 [alarm blaring] 547 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,825 ♪ ♪ 548 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,281 [grunting] 549 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,409 There's only one way. 550 00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:48,864 Please, Amelia Earhart, save my little son! 551 00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:51,135 - [panting] - [hissing] 552 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:55,313 [grunting] 553 00:19:58,103 --> 00:20:00,593 ♪ ♪ 554 00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:05,377 Goodbye, my love. 555 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,451 - Woo-hoo! - She did it! 556 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:13,862 I'm sure she didn't suffer. 557 00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:15,275 She exploded. 558 00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:16,789 Yeah, just seemed like something to say. 559 00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:18,406 But you're right. It was probably like 560 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,027 the most suffering imaginable. [chuckles] 561 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:22,027 I guess I really missed the mark on that one, huh? 562 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,477 I mean, I know it's not about me. 563 00:20:23,586 --> 00:20:25,826 This is your moment. Of sadness, obviously. 564 00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,901 Not like your moment to shine or something like that, 565 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,900 but still, pretty upsetting. 566 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,482 It's almost like I should just cram it 567 00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:34,966 and let you experience your very, very fresh grief. 568 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,548 So, I will. Starting right... 569 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,072 ...now. 570 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,592 I do have another thing to say, though. 571 00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:42,859 Debating if I should say it or not. 572 00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:44,405 Okay, I'll just say it real quick. 573 00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:45,717 With apologies to the Smashing Pumpkins, 574 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,337 this is infinite sadness, What your feeling. 575 00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:49,478 Okay, I'll stop now. 576 00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:53,172 So curious what you thought of my line, though, 577 00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:54,165 about Smashing Pumpkins. 578 00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:55,545 Did you like it? 579 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,925 Tell me it was worth the wait. 580 00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:59,174 Please tell me it was worth the wait. 581 00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:00,165 [phone chimes] 582 00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:02,715 [Swooper sighing] 583 00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,313 [Swooper moans] 584 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:09,140 Say, Swooper, I just got this new ball glove. 585 00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:10,141 You want to play catch? 586 00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:11,661 You mean it? 587 00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:13,138 - Right here. - All right. 588 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:14,311 Put 'er right in here. 589 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:15,793 - Come on. - Give me your best stuff. 590 00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:17,236 Got room for two more? 591 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,594 We can play doubles. 592 00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:20,449 This is going to be the best day ever! 593 00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:22,141 - [laughing] - Whoa. 594 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,141 Hit me. Ow. 595 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,691 Ah! Ha! 596 00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,283 - [grunts] - And that's catch. 597 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:29,859 Indeed, the sport of catch. 598 00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:32,025 [laughter] 599 00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:34,447 ♪ ♪ 600 00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:01,788 Chirp. 601 00:22:01,838 --> 00:22:06,388 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43941

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