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Some people you just never forget.
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It's like they get burned into your brain.
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Other people make no impression at all.
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It's like they're there...
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and then they're not.
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- Call it.
- That one, sleeping.
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That's not a person under there.
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- Is too, curled up.
- Where are the legs?
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Maybe he doesn't have any.
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- Roxy.
- What?
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Not everybody makes it through life intact.
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We all didn't get a cozy, comfortable life in the suburbs, little girl.
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Cozy, maybe. Comfortable, never.
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Clock is ticking. Make your pick.
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He looks like a Simms.
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Go ask him-- maybe he'll give you a bite of his squirrel kebab.
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Um... hi, everyone. Good morning.
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I'm looking for a mister or miss A. Simms.
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A. Simms?
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Who is A. Simms?
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Bueller? Anyone?
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
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We didn't do anything. You can't cite us.
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Relax. I'm on a mission of mercy.
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A. Simms.
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We have a missing persons report that needs to be confirmed.
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Your have rich...
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and loving relatives
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that think you're dead.
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What the fuck?
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Shit.
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Ew.
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I've always said littering should be a capital offense.
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People. People, back up.
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This is a crime scene.
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Montana?
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Is it Montana?
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Who's Montana?
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I'm Montana.
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Shit!
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Roxy, what just happened? I got the wrong guy!
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No I.D.
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Where the hell is A. Simms?
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I was Arthur Simms.
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What?
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But I haven't used that name since I was 19.
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Well, he's John Doe now.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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We get these guys every day.
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No I.D., nobody to claim their bodies.
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What happens to them?
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Unmarked graves, courtesy of the county.
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Harsh.
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George, everybody can't get a monument,
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or else the world'd be one big-ass graveyard.
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- You hungry?
- Give me your pen.
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George...
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George. This is not your problem.
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Not anymore.
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John Doe, my ass.
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- Feel good about yourself now?
- I do.
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Hey!
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Hey, put that back!
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Hello! Officer? He's stealing.
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Tell him to put it back.
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No, don't.
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It gets cold out here.
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He needs it.
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He needs it more than I do.
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Good for you, Arthur Simms.
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Circle of life, baby.
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Big smiles, everyone.
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Let's see that Lincoln spirit.
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Mr. Hammond... on my signal.
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Steven Peale, quit horsing around.
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Face forward, please. Thank you.
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Reggie Lass, I know you have a smile in there somewhere!
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Well, class, I guess we'll all just have to keep standing here
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until miss lass decides to get with the program.
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Lass! Tell her you don't negotiate with terrorists.
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Sandy, I know you're new here,
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so I'm going to cut you some slack, but--
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"Sandy" is my white slave me.
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I have a right to be called "Raven".
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I'm Raven.
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Okay, mr. Hammond... on three.
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One...
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Two...
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Why should she smile? Isn't her sister dead?
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Howard Hughes died a derelict, you know.
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He hadn't cut his fingernails or toenails for five years.
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Rich people have all the fun.
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I saw a picture. He was nasty.
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No, not when I knew him. He was quirky, but handsome.
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When Howard Hughes died,
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400 people claimed to be his heirs.
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Did you get much, Daisy?
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22 liars split $2 billion.
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$2 billion? Billion?
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That's--hang on. That's $2 billion divided by 22 people, that equals...
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that equals a fuckload of money each.
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George, you should go to the morgue and give John Doe his name back.
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Tried that already. It didn't work.
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Well, we could be distant relations. He could be loaded.
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We need to get down there. I'll go with you.
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You have no business down at that morgue.
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I have no business down at that morgue?
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All of our business is down at that morgue.
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George, please just do your job.
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Those are very strong words for a boss who went A.W.O.L.
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When are you going to show us those slides from your vacation?
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Or was it a business trip?
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I think we're done talking about me.
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We never started talking about you.
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Well, then you'll have to begin without the benefit of my participation.
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I have real business to attend to.
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- You know what?
- What?
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Go to the fucking morgue if you want to.
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Slide your dead drunken ass into a drawer with some other dead drunk.
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Take a nap in a body bag. I don't care.
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He's changed, isn't he?
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Yeah. Where did he go on those days off?
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Roxy?
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He didn't tell me shit.
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Anyway, he's gone.
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George, you need to learn a few things about the John Does of this world--
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Forget it. I work today, and Millie has used up all her excuses.
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So tell Millie to get down to the morgue at lunchtime, like normal working people.
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I actually have to work today, myself...
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Doing what I was meant to do.
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Hooker?
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I'm acting. On a T.V. Show.
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Are you sleeping with the producer?
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That's between me and him.
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I hope so.
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So are you?
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Are you sleeping with Ray?
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George... I'm not the kind of girl that likes to kiss and tell.
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- Since when?
- Since now.
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I'd love to see you act, Daisy.
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Then you should come down. Ray would love to see you.
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I will.
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And you, too, George.
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I'm not interested. Didn't care for Ray much.
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Yeah, ray is an asshole, isn't he?
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I have to go to work.
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Georgie-- me, you...
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down at the morgue,
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mining for gold.
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Go there yourself.
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I don't know what he looks like.
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Always looking for a quick way to make a buck.
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Okay.
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Poor man, though, eh?
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Poor John Doe.
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Anonymous...
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sad.
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Dust to dust.
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We just got a John Doe in here about 20 minutes ago.
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Score.
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I just want to warn you, seeing a lifeless body can be very difficult.
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Thank you.
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That's why we're here together, for each other.
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Uh... Mason?
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Mason!
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Wake up!
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- Mason!
- What? What?
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My mistake.
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I'm sorry.
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My brother here is just in a state of shock.
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We were very close.
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He was like an uncle to me.
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I thought he was your uncle.
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But so much more.
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Don't make me look at him.
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Hold me. Hold me.
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I can't bear to see uncle Arthur this way.
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It's not him...
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I knew that.
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Heh...
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Mate?
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How many fucking John Does do you got in this fucking freezer?
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Five.
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Well? Do we have a winner?
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I'm crying on the inside.
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Anyway, does it say there if my uncle left any of his personal effects at the scene?
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What? In his shopping cart or his sleeping bag?
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Nothing of value, if that's what you're shooting at.
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Shut up. You're a fucking liar.
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Nothing but the clothes on his back.
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All right then, thank you. Bye. Coming, Georgie?
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I thought your name was Millie.
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Hagen.
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- It is.
- It is?
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I think I'm going to stay a moment. Say a proper goodbye.
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It's not my job to say who lives and dies,
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and it sure as shit isn't my job to give anybody a little dignity when they do.
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My job sucks.
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Miss Hagen?
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Miss Hagen?
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Fuck, that's me.
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Oh, yes?
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Is this the correct address to send the bill for the burial costs?
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- What burial costs?
- $400.
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- Why am I getting hit with this?
- You're the next of kin.
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If he had been a John Doe, the county would assume the costs, but he's not.
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He's Arthur Simms. And he's got family.
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No... he doesn't.
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He doesn't have anyone.
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Oh, now I get it.
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Generosity is for people who can afford it.
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I should have seen this coming.
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I was always good on initial impulse.
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I never earned any badges for follow-through.
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Georgia, you said you wanted to do this.
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I did.
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You signed up to sell a hundred boxes of cookies.
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You do it.
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We are going outside to sell these cookies.
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It's too hot.
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Now.
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It's too stressful.
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We need to move these.
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I just wanted the stupid badge.
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You can't get the badge until you sell the cookies.
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Screw the badge.
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Go to your room.
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No dinner for you, young lady.
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This doesn't really feel like professional acting, Ray.
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I mean, we're setting up in the back of a bar.
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Daisy, that's what reality television is. We ambush.
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Yeah, I'm just saying it'd be nice to have a set.
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Daisy, we have something better than a set.
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We have a bar room full of people who have no clue we're filming them.
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One of whom you're going to get to play an adulterer.
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Trust me, it's going to feel very much like acting.
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Tighten up camera two for me, please.
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I need a script.
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Words to commit to memory. That, to me, is acting.
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Okay, here's your script-- pretend you like the guy...
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and get him to like you.
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- How's that?
- Shakespearean.
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Just so you know, I've been in films with major movie stars.
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Oh, I'm sure you have.
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But, hey, guess what?
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Today you're the star.
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Huh?
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Last looks, please.
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Is this a good place for me to sit?
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It's perfect, sweetheart.
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Come on, folks.
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- Let's get this show on the road.
- And out of this dump.
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Do you not want to do this, Daisy?
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'Cau se if you don't wantto do it, don't.
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We'll just stop what we're doing and go home.
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Everybody?
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Folks.
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Say the word. We'll--we'll pack it in.
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Come back another day, with another girl.
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Really, I can-- I can always get another girl.
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How's my lipstick?
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You could use a little touch-up.
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All right, folks, show time.
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Seconds away, people, seconds away.
266
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- Hi, Crystal.
- Hi.
267
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Anything good in your crystal ball?
268
00:15:07,521 --> 00:15:09,895
"Crystal ball."
269
00:15:10,174 --> 00:15:12,554
There's someone waiting for you in the conference room.
270
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,945
What do they want?
271
00:15:16,921 --> 00:15:18,990
It doesn't say.
272
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:25,467
Hi.
273
00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:26,655
Ms. Hay-gen?
274
00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:27,878
Did I say that right?
275
00:15:27,976 --> 00:15:29,424
Actually, no, it's "Hagen."
276
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As in "-dazs."
277
00:15:32,546 --> 00:15:34,923
- I'm Mickey.
- Hi, Mickey.
278
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Who are you?
279
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,329
I run the metro south homeless shelter.
280
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:43,322
Oh. That's nice.
281
00:15:43,802 --> 00:15:47,790
Oh, well, I check on the guys down at the fifth street encampment every few days.
282
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:52,750
They told me about Montana-- about Arthur Simms, his death,
283
00:15:52,858 --> 00:15:55,138
and then I called the city, and that led me to you.
284
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:56,024
Shit.
285
00:15:56,106 --> 00:16:02,924
Uh, these... these are Montana's belongings.
286
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:07,160
Wow.
287
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:12,259
I was... wondering where his stuff went.
288
00:16:13,008 --> 00:16:15,239
- Thank you, Mickey.
- You're welcome.
289
00:16:15,326 --> 00:16:20,118
So you knew... uncle Arthur?
290
00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:23,487
Yeah, a little bit. I certainly didn't know he had any family.
291
00:16:23,554 --> 00:16:26,292
Well, we weren't a close-knit crew.
292
00:16:26,629 --> 00:16:31,111
You know, I always wondered why he called himself "Montana".
293
00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:35,535
I think Montana loved the outdoors.
294
00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:40,440
He was a "big sky" kind of guy, you know?
295
00:16:41,141 --> 00:16:43,328
I know he loved a good barbecue.
296
00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:46,108
You didn't know him at all, did you?
297
00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:47,649
We were planning on getting together.
298
00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:51,924
We had... scheduling issues.
299
00:16:51,996 --> 00:16:54,581
I always wonder how my clients end up where they do--
300
00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:56,138
on the fringes, you know?
301
00:16:56,219 --> 00:16:59,819
And then I run into some family member who doesn't give two shits,
302
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,220
and that's it, the mystery's solved.
303
00:17:03,295 --> 00:17:04,621
I give a shit.
304
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:06,229
Not two.
305
00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:07,985
Oh, is that why the county's taking care of him?
306
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,032
I just don't have 400 bucks lying around.
307
00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:13,670
Yeah, and since you left him to charity his whole life, why change now?
308
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:17,585
I'm so sick of you people! Shame on you.
309
00:17:18,553 --> 00:17:21,246
A little heads-up on the dead, Mickey.
310
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Put them in a marble temple, stick them in a coffee can,
311
00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:25,536
either way, they don't care.
312
00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:26,679
They're dead.
313
00:17:29,628 --> 00:17:30,959
I'm going to hell.
314
00:17:31,307 --> 00:17:33,356
Or maybe I'm staying here forever.
315
00:17:33,648 --> 00:17:35,956
Millie, what was that?
316
00:17:36,361 --> 00:17:40,012
Oh, it's nothing, Delores. Just a family thing.
317
00:17:40,104 --> 00:17:42,720
Millie, is he asking you for money?
318
00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:45,326
Because my cousin, Louis, took me for a tidy sum,
319
00:17:45,382 --> 00:17:48,121
never paid it back, and now he lives in Ecuador
320
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with a man servant and everything--
321
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,597
- No, Delores, someone died.
- Someone close?
322
00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:56,238
No, it's just the money's for his burial, and I don't have it.
323
00:17:56,288 --> 00:17:58,305
- How much?
- $400.
324
00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:01,368
Well, silly, all you have to do is ask.
325
00:18:01,482 --> 00:18:02,755
Family emergency.
326
00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:04,752
That's what advances are for, Millie.
327
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:06,889
I'll get a check cut for you right away.
328
00:18:09,016 --> 00:18:10,733
I didn't know you cared so much.
329
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,133
Neither did I.
330
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,250
Hey, J.D.
331
00:18:21,003 --> 00:18:22,119
Look who's here.
332
00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,660
I don't do preppy dogs.
333
00:18:25,216 --> 00:18:27,782
- Well, he's not preppy.
- He is.
334
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,056
Get him away from me.
335
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:33,178
Mom! Come get J.D.
336
00:18:33,318 --> 00:18:36,169
Reggie, you don't need to shout. I'm right here.
337
00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:41,227
- Hello.
- Hello.
338
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,053
Guess you don't remember me, mrs. Lass?
339
00:18:45,194 --> 00:18:50,602
Oh, my god... Sandy Simons, is that you under all that eyeliner?
340
00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:51,703
In the flesh.
341
00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:53,848
Oh, I heard you moved back to town.
342
00:18:54,786 --> 00:18:56,926
- How's your mom?
- Divorced.
343
00:18:57,018 --> 00:18:59,573
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Don't be. My dad's a freak.
344
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,266
Come on, Reggie. Let's go online.
345
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:07,595
So, Sandy... where did you discover this... new look?
346
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,314
Florida. My name's "Raven" now.
347
00:19:10,995 --> 00:19:11,860
Nice.
348
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:17,953
Mom, can you take J.D., Please?
349
00:19:18,046 --> 00:19:19,966
Why? Don't you want him with you?
350
00:19:20,299 --> 00:19:22,321
No. He's too preppy.
351
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,228
Preppy?
352
00:19:24,151 --> 00:19:25,132
Fine.
353
00:19:27,155 --> 00:19:28,997
Do you girls want something to eat?
354
00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:30,985
Something sweet.
355
00:19:31,983 --> 00:19:34,102
Uh, do you have any charcoal?
356
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,449
No. No, no, girls.
357
00:19:35,531 --> 00:19:36,893
I'm sorry, no matches.
358
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:38,321
Charcoal eyeliner.
359
00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:39,940
I'm going to do Reggie's make-up.
360
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:43,559
Oh! Sure. I'll get it.
361
00:19:48,182 --> 00:19:50,826
Oh, don't you worry.
362
00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:53,205
She needs a friend who's human.
363
00:19:54,301 --> 00:19:55,613
Or something close.
364
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,752
Say it ain't so.
365
00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:23,127
Oh, brother.
366
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,767
Truly stunning work, young Rembrandt.
367
00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:29,471
What'd you call me, asshole?
368
00:20:29,683 --> 00:20:30,428
Christ.
369
00:20:31,770 --> 00:20:34,074
I was hoping to pay tribute to your artwork.
370
00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:35,712
Well, I think it's shit.
371
00:20:35,788 --> 00:20:38,887
Always striving. Always pushing to make your work a cut above.
372
00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:40,739
I appreciate that in a young person.
373
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:42,885
In fact, I'd love to shake your hand.
374
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,343
Start climbing then grandpa.
375
00:20:46,428 --> 00:20:47,959
How about you come down?
376
00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:50,079
The climb up is half the experience.
377
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,947
Falling down the other half?
378
00:20:52,444 --> 00:20:53,678
Maybe for you.
379
00:20:54,016 --> 00:20:54,923
I never fall.
380
00:20:55,179 --> 00:20:56,049
Ever.
381
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,485
I want to pay you for your work.
382
00:21:12,013 --> 00:21:14,173
Call it art appreciation. How about, say...
383
00:21:15,352 --> 00:21:16,724
30 bucks?
384
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,560
Cash on the barrel head, if you come down in the next two minutes.
385
00:21:20,907 --> 00:21:22,872
You Medici motherfucker.
386
00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:25,013
You can't rush art.
387
00:21:25,105 --> 00:21:28,305
I'll make it 40. $40 for an original work by the great "B. Boyd."
388
00:21:29,345 --> 00:21:30,394
What the fuck?
389
00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:33,155
I ain't that hack, man.
390
00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:35,862
I'm up here blotting his shit out.
391
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,219
What the fuck, indeed.
392
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:46,435
Get the fuck out of my airspace, motherfucker, before I shoot you down!
393
00:21:47,698 --> 00:21:50,254
Terrible, what people do to other people's property.
394
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,015
Shit! Heads up!
395
00:21:56,086 --> 00:21:58,319
Tag. You're it.
396
00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,159
B-boy!
397
00:21:59,303 --> 00:22:00,439
B-boy, get up, man!
398
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,519
Get up!
399
00:22:04,716 --> 00:22:06,777
Damn, look at that pattern.
400
00:22:09,048 --> 00:22:10,607
Watch your step now.
401
00:22:13,225 --> 00:22:16,070
I have to say I'm a little nervous about this.
402
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,621
There's nothing to be nervous about.
403
00:22:17,699 --> 00:22:19,966
I just feel like it's underhanded,
404
00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:21,805
filming a guy who's cheating his wife.
405
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,641
Hey, hey, hey... his wife's the one that contacted us.
406
00:22:24,774 --> 00:22:26,551
She thinks this is where he comes to pick up women.
407
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:27,944
Don't make me out to be the bad guy.
408
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,497
I'm not. So how do I look?
409
00:22:31,005 --> 00:22:32,536
Good enough to end a marriage.
410
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:33,771
Where are the cameras?
411
00:22:35,009 --> 00:22:38,669
There. There. There and there.
412
00:22:38,742 --> 00:22:40,774
- Any more questions?
- No. You?
413
00:22:41,516 --> 00:22:42,331
Yeah.
414
00:22:43,392 --> 00:22:45,239
Are you sure you know how to seduce a man?
415
00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:46,519
I don't know.
416
00:22:46,748 --> 00:22:47,875
Do I?
417
00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:52,555
We'll see.
418
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:01,920
- Everything pink goes?
- Burn it.
419
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,030
Is that her?
420
00:23:07,071 --> 00:23:08,489
Yeah. That's my sister.
421
00:23:09,231 --> 00:23:11,637
It's the only yearbook picture of her I ever found.
422
00:23:11,715 --> 00:23:13,747
She was too cool for that bullshit.
423
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,738
She was never in any clubs or anything.
424
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,606
Not being in stuff is cool.
425
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,901
Not like my sister, president of the "my shit doesn't stink society."
426
00:23:24,516 --> 00:23:26,752
Can I see her room?
427
00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:28,718
Your order, ladies.
428
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,462
Looks good, Reggie.
429
00:23:34,802 --> 00:23:35,789
Thanks.
430
00:23:36,009 --> 00:23:37,580
Her name's not "Reggie" anymore.
431
00:23:37,878 --> 00:23:39,179
Dare I ask?
432
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,289
It's "Spider".
433
00:23:40,362 --> 00:23:43,229
Spider, huh? That's pretty.
434
00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:47,924
Um, you know, we don't have a lot of sweets in the house,
435
00:23:48,005 --> 00:23:50,192
but I did find these.
436
00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:51,769
I think those are really stale.
437
00:23:51,846 --> 00:23:54,882
That's okay, I like stale. It's closer to death.
438
00:23:56,136 --> 00:23:59,070
Well, try not to get a lot of crumbs on the floor.
439
00:24:03,555 --> 00:24:05,931
So, um, well, you girls, have fun.
440
00:24:06,264 --> 00:24:11,144
Um, would you like to ask Raven over for dinner... spider?
441
00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:13,575
Sure.
442
00:24:13,693 --> 00:24:14,553
Terrific.
443
00:24:14,798 --> 00:24:16,673
Can we invite a couple of friends?
444
00:24:17,471 --> 00:24:19,166
Of course. Yeah.
445
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,512
Can we have pizza?
446
00:24:21,814 --> 00:24:23,334
Pizza it is.
447
00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:31,823
- Your mom's cool.
- Not really.
448
00:24:34,221 --> 00:24:35,504
Come here much?
449
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:37,987
Isn't that supposed to be a man's line?
450
00:24:38,575 --> 00:24:40,276
I didn't know there was a script.
451
00:24:40,618 --> 00:24:42,385
Want to hear my guess about you, Walter?
452
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:44,586
Uh-oh... now I'm getting nervous.
453
00:24:45,915 --> 00:24:48,531
- Another shot of courage, my friend?
- Thank you.
454
00:24:48,872 --> 00:24:49,748
How about you, miss?
455
00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:52,282
- No, I'm good.
- Well, that's good to know.
456
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,761
My guess, Walter, is that you're supposed to be at home right now,
457
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:02,641
but you work a long day, and the wife isn't always a welcome face at the end of it.
458
00:25:03,526 --> 00:25:04,674
I should get going.
459
00:25:08,104 --> 00:25:09,665
You have a nice neck.
460
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:11,739
It's strong.
461
00:25:13,516 --> 00:25:15,645
Does your wife kiss your neck, Walter?
462
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,206
She should.
463
00:25:17,263 --> 00:25:17,882
Jesus.
464
00:25:17,959 --> 00:25:18,903
Jesus.
465
00:25:18,968 --> 00:25:21,835
I'm sorry. I'm making you uncomfortable.
466
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:25,809
You're the kind of guy that believes in staying with somebody forever.
467
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:28,421
I gave up on forever. It doesn't last.
468
00:25:29,914 --> 00:25:33,416
I'm a big fan of just one really good night.
469
00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:36,878
Are you a good kisser, Walter?
470
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:40,078
Um... I don't know.
471
00:25:41,342 --> 00:25:43,094
I bet you would be.
472
00:25:44,838 --> 00:25:45,962
I'm sorry.
473
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,675
I'm not a cheater.
474
00:25:51,731 --> 00:25:53,360
You're not, are you?
475
00:25:54,794 --> 00:25:55,905
No.
476
00:25:57,154 --> 00:25:58,453
Top you up there, pal?
477
00:25:59,003 --> 00:25:59,811
I'm fine.
478
00:26:00,911 --> 00:26:02,141
I'll be right back.
479
00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:05,074
Watch my bag?
480
00:26:13,995 --> 00:26:15,161
What are you doing?
481
00:26:15,484 --> 00:26:17,232
He doesn't want to cheat.
482
00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:19,524
- Really? How do you know that?
- Because he said so.
483
00:26:19,595 --> 00:26:21,864
Men say a lot of fucking things, Daisy, all day long,
484
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,230
but mostly at night.
485
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,457
- Or maybe you don't know men.
- I know men fine.
486
00:26:26,948 --> 00:26:28,479
This guy is clueless.
487
00:26:28,899 --> 00:26:30,198
He wants to be told what to do.
488
00:26:30,249 --> 00:26:31,888
He wants to be told what he wants.
489
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:32,974
What does he want?
490
00:26:33,481 --> 00:26:35,139
He wants what we all want.
491
00:26:35,432 --> 00:26:37,295
He wants to feel alive.
492
00:26:38,226 --> 00:26:39,634
Right, Daisy?
493
00:26:40,736 --> 00:26:41,933
I don't know.
494
00:26:41,994 --> 00:26:43,950
He's not a cheater, I can see it.
495
00:26:44,888 --> 00:26:47,362
So what are you, a fucking marriage counselor now?
496
00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,434
- No.
- No.
497
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,702
You're an actress.
498
00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:54,088
Act like you want to make him happy.
499
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:57,570
Act like you want to make me happy.
500
00:26:58,359 --> 00:26:59,071
Fine.
501
00:27:00,317 --> 00:27:02,531
- Am I being hard on you?
- Yes.
502
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:06,054
I'm an awful guy. I'm mean. I'm terrible.
503
00:27:06,408 --> 00:27:08,885
- You really are.
- I really am.
504
00:27:15,782 --> 00:27:17,282
Now go out there...
505
00:27:18,025 --> 00:27:19,945
and show him no mercy.
506
00:27:21,865 --> 00:27:23,380
- All right?
- Mm.
507
00:27:24,496 --> 00:27:26,078
All right, Millie.
508
00:27:26,571 --> 00:27:29,673
Here you go. $400.
509
00:27:30,339 --> 00:27:32,038
Thank you, Delores.
510
00:27:32,105 --> 00:27:34,358
For your uncle's burial. Uncle Arthur, was it?
511
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,141
Right.
512
00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:38,787
The good news was I had a check for 400 bucks.
513
00:27:39,088 --> 00:27:40,681
The bad news was...
514
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:43,149
I was thinking about keeping the money.
515
00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:45,556
This is a sweet thing you're doing--
516
00:27:45,612 --> 00:27:47,901
working overtime to pay him tribute.
517
00:27:48,018 --> 00:27:50,727
That's what we do for family, I guess.
518
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,450
I was working for it,
519
00:27:52,544 --> 00:27:55,954
so why should I spend it on some guy just because he's dead?
520
00:27:56,277 --> 00:27:57,500
I'm dead, too.
521
00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:58,857
Honoring the dead
522
00:27:59,421 --> 00:28:01,632
helps us go on living.
523
00:28:01,873 --> 00:28:02,989
I know.
524
00:28:03,061 --> 00:28:06,179
One hot leather jacket, and no one would be the wiser.
525
00:28:06,265 --> 00:28:08,791
The thing that's lovely about this gesture
526
00:28:08,851 --> 00:28:11,755
is that you're not just looking for a pat on the back.
527
00:28:11,831 --> 00:28:14,022
On my hot new leather jacket.
528
00:28:14,224 --> 00:28:15,031
Right.
529
00:28:15,272 --> 00:28:17,837
That's the way I feel about my kids.
530
00:28:19,276 --> 00:28:20,320
What kids?
531
00:28:20,392 --> 00:28:22,123
The little ones I sponsor.
532
00:28:22,527 --> 00:28:23,207
Oh!
533
00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:26,562
Say hello to...
534
00:28:26,654 --> 00:28:27,703
Kasawala.
535
00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:30,238
And Anjali.
536
00:28:30,468 --> 00:28:31,369
And...
537
00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:34,478
this is Ching-Zi.
538
00:28:34,595 --> 00:28:36,417
I saw her picture in my sunday parade,
539
00:28:36,463 --> 00:28:38,809
and I just couldn't resist adding one more.
540
00:28:39,024 --> 00:28:40,462
And this...
541
00:28:41,495 --> 00:28:43,213
I'm not supposed to play favorites.
542
00:28:44,518 --> 00:28:45,751
This is Fallanda.
543
00:28:45,966 --> 00:28:47,534
Isn't she beautiful?
544
00:28:47,636 --> 00:28:49,639
$15 a month from yours truly
545
00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:52,786
gets her a monthly supply of high-protein lunches,
546
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,697
and her village gets a water pump.
547
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,436
That's so sweet, Delores.
548
00:28:57,497 --> 00:29:01,659
Oh. I mean, she'll never thank me in person,
549
00:29:01,715 --> 00:29:04,203
but that's not what's important, as you know.
550
00:29:06,385 --> 00:29:10,154
Thank you, Delores Herbig, and your big, brown eyes.
551
00:29:12,059 --> 00:29:13,108
Right.
552
00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:17,061
The important thing is when life presents us with an opportunity
553
00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:21,480
to help someone who can't help themselves, we have to step up,
554
00:29:22,002 --> 00:29:23,931
and that's what you're doing right now.
555
00:29:23,988 --> 00:29:27,802
And just like that, I lost my hot new leather jacket.
556
00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:32,042
Thank you for the fine example you set.
557
00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:35,524
Hey... this is nice.
558
00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:38,207
I lost my other jacket when I died.
559
00:29:38,796 --> 00:29:40,603
Thank you, Georgia Lass.
560
00:29:41,617 --> 00:29:43,030
You're welcome.
561
00:29:46,471 --> 00:29:48,181
Pretty girl you were talking to.
562
00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:49,595
Seems nice.
563
00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:50,955
Oh, I don't think so.
564
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,787
I don't think that one's so nice.
565
00:29:54,242 --> 00:29:55,308
Well, you never know.
566
00:29:55,882 --> 00:29:58,031
Wouldn't you just kill to find out, though?
567
00:29:58,324 --> 00:29:59,931
God, I know I would.
568
00:30:01,970 --> 00:30:03,075
Excuse me.
569
00:30:05,912 --> 00:30:07,780
Good evening, sir. What are you doing here?
570
00:30:07,843 --> 00:30:09,793
I've come to see Daisy act. Where are the cameras?
571
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,805
They're hidden, and shut the fuck up.
572
00:30:12,086 --> 00:30:14,743
- Excuse me?
- Shut the fuck up.
573
00:30:14,999 --> 00:30:16,818
And don't talk to her when she comes down here.
574
00:30:16,909 --> 00:30:17,656
Fine.
575
00:30:18,395 --> 00:30:20,888
The only reason you have to open your mouth is to pour booze in it.
576
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:21,758
You understand?
577
00:30:22,218 --> 00:30:23,878
And what are we drinking to, Ray?
578
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,251
They're both for you.
579
00:30:27,789 --> 00:30:29,832
- Looking good, Daisy.
- Not now, Mason.
580
00:30:31,482 --> 00:30:33,539
I'm not going to fucking tell you again.
581
00:30:36,148 --> 00:30:37,765
Well, look who's still here.
582
00:30:39,243 --> 00:30:40,871
You asked me to watch your bag.
583
00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:44,214
Oh. Lucky me. I found a boy scout.
584
00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:47,963
Okay, go home, boy scout. You did your good deed.
585
00:30:51,511 --> 00:30:54,659
You know what everybody says on their deathbed, Walter?
586
00:30:55,623 --> 00:30:57,733
They wish they'd had more fun.
587
00:30:59,452 --> 00:31:02,446
And men wish they'd had more women.
588
00:31:05,008 --> 00:31:07,342
Five reasons men come to a bar, Walter.
589
00:31:07,722 --> 00:31:08,489
One...
590
00:31:08,581 --> 00:31:10,280
they don't love their wife anymore.
591
00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:13,292
Two, their wife doesn't love them.
592
00:31:14,752 --> 00:31:17,015
Three, they want to see what they're missing.
593
00:31:17,362 --> 00:31:21,469
And four, they want, if just for a moment,
594
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:22,993
to taste it.
595
00:31:24,484 --> 00:31:25,525
Five...
596
00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:38,672
maybe there were just four.
597
00:31:41,498 --> 00:31:43,777
You want to go somewhere with me, Walter?
598
00:31:47,329 --> 00:31:48,461
I do.
599
00:31:49,214 --> 00:31:52,185
Blackstone hotel. Get us a room.
600
00:31:52,399 --> 00:31:53,535
I'll follow.
601
00:31:53,874 --> 00:31:55,378
- Now?
- Now.
602
00:31:56,029 --> 00:31:57,754
Um, I have to pay my bar tab.
603
00:31:57,820 --> 00:32:00,561
No, I got it. Go the hotel, boy scout.
604
00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:17,451
How's that for no mercy?
605
00:32:18,029 --> 00:32:19,673
Jimmy, Blackstone hotel, now.
606
00:32:19,907 --> 00:32:20,871
I'm not going there.
607
00:32:21,517 --> 00:32:22,581
No, you're not,
608
00:32:22,843 --> 00:32:24,577
though it sure seemed like you wanted to.
609
00:32:25,033 --> 00:32:26,703
What the fuck was that kiss?
610
00:32:27,256 --> 00:32:29,703
I was just playing the part, Ray, going with it.
611
00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:31,470
- A little too well.
- You're hurting me.
612
00:32:31,527 --> 00:32:34,343
Well, maybe I'm just playing the part of the jealous boyfriend.
613
00:32:37,517 --> 00:32:40,313
I'm sorry. See? See what you do to me?
614
00:32:40,984 --> 00:32:42,934
You are a hell of an actress.
615
00:32:43,699 --> 00:32:44,568
Thank you.
616
00:32:45,392 --> 00:32:46,252
Come here.
617
00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:52,953
- I'll see you later tonight?
- Okay.
618
00:32:57,516 --> 00:32:59,006
Good seeing you, Mason.
619
00:33:05,877 --> 00:33:06,733
What was that?
620
00:33:06,783 --> 00:33:07,849
I was acting.
621
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:10,997
Acting like what, a whore?
622
00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:13,654
Because it was bloody brilliant, definitive.
623
00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,379
You're drunk, Mason, and you smell.
624
00:33:15,437 --> 00:33:16,495
You smell.
625
00:33:17,085 --> 00:33:19,434
He smells. This whole bloody thing smells.
626
00:33:19,655 --> 00:33:20,566
Go home.
627
00:33:29,514 --> 00:33:33,505
I just wanted to say you were really great.
628
00:33:33,961 --> 00:33:34,958
Thank you.
629
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,358
It's really nice of you to come up and tell me that.
630
00:33:38,481 --> 00:33:43,309
I know some people are shy about approaching actors, but it really makes my day.
631
00:33:43,402 --> 00:33:44,241
What's your name?
632
00:33:44,538 --> 00:33:45,297
Melissa.
633
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:46,871
I'm his wife.
634
00:33:47,534 --> 00:33:49,177
- Oh.
- "Oh?"
635
00:33:49,397 --> 00:33:50,294
That's it?
636
00:33:51,102 --> 00:33:53,467
That's all I get? That's all you have left?
637
00:33:53,606 --> 00:33:56,432
I didn't know you would be here. They didn't tell me.
638
00:33:56,498 --> 00:33:58,823
Okay. Let's blame them.
639
00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:13,103
So she's dead?
640
00:34:13,359 --> 00:34:14,568
I'm dead.
641
00:34:15,443 --> 00:34:16,245
Ready?
642
00:34:16,887 --> 00:34:18,479
Speak to the spirits.
643
00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:21,520
"Light as a feather, stiff as a board."
644
00:34:21,724 --> 00:34:24,244
"Light as a feather, stiff as a board."
645
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:27,050
"Light as a feather, stiff as a board."
646
00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:28,247
Sorry to interrupt, girls.
647
00:34:28,309 --> 00:34:29,876
Just thought I'd bring in some sodas.
648
00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:31,310
Mom.
649
00:34:31,949 --> 00:34:34,443
That's cool, mrs. Lass. Thanks.
650
00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:38,472
Would you like to play a game with us?
651
00:34:38,586 --> 00:34:40,971
- No way.
- What are you playing?
652
00:34:41,453 --> 00:34:42,409
Nothing.
653
00:34:42,503 --> 00:34:45,805
Reggie... chill out. Your mom is cool.
654
00:34:46,811 --> 00:34:49,800
Um, why don't you girls levitate without me?
655
00:34:53,276 --> 00:34:55,870
"Light as a feather, stiff as a board."
656
00:34:58,025 --> 00:35:00,791
Wow. Aren't you...
657
00:35:01,078 --> 00:35:03,147
- I mean...
- Aren't I what?
658
00:35:04,564 --> 00:35:05,757
You look good.
659
00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:08,778
Thank you.
660
00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,546
I'm going to go take a peek.
661
00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:12,076
If she sees you, she'll freak.
662
00:35:14,647 --> 00:35:15,829
Thanks for inviting me.
663
00:35:16,725 --> 00:35:18,834
If you get caught, I know nothing.
664
00:35:19,976 --> 00:35:22,198
So what exactly is "goth"?
665
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:23,289
Dad!
666
00:35:23,463 --> 00:35:26,002
You're not supposed to be here. No boys allowed.
667
00:35:26,894 --> 00:35:28,834
- Reggie?
- What?
668
00:35:30,657 --> 00:35:31,871
We're eating in the living room.
669
00:35:31,952 --> 00:35:32,551
Uh, Reggie--
670
00:35:32,612 --> 00:35:34,359
I think the greasy food should stay in the kitchen.
671
00:35:34,430 --> 00:35:37,887
Mom, don't embarrass me. Dad, get out!
672
00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:43,585
What the hell, Joy?
673
00:35:44,817 --> 00:35:49,105
A few simple sacrifices to the devil, followed by pizza.
674
00:35:49,426 --> 00:35:51,193
I'm not comfortable with this.
675
00:35:51,767 --> 00:35:55,095
- It's harmless, all right? A phase.
- How do you know that?
676
00:35:56,590 --> 00:35:58,284
I'm not in love with it,
677
00:35:58,709 --> 00:36:01,096
but it's an actual party, Clancy.
678
00:36:01,571 --> 00:36:03,737
With actual friends.
679
00:36:03,851 --> 00:36:04,931
Reggie has friends?
680
00:36:05,771 --> 00:36:07,751
Reggie has friends.
681
00:36:14,109 --> 00:36:16,062
Wow. Look who's back.
682
00:36:16,512 --> 00:36:18,785
Still panning for gold in dry gulch?
683
00:36:19,292 --> 00:36:20,295
No.
684
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,693
So what's the sad story this time?
685
00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:26,276
I think you'll like this one.
686
00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:27,826
Once upon a time,
687
00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:31,422
there were these four guys named Benjamin,
688
00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:34,540
and they could have turned into a nice leather jacket,
689
00:36:34,585 --> 00:36:39,604
but instead, they ended up on your crummy desk.
690
00:36:40,095 --> 00:36:42,189
I thought Arthur Simms didn't have a family.
691
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:43,489
He does now.
692
00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:45,184
Complicated guy.
693
00:36:45,728 --> 00:36:48,394
Can I just have a receipt, please?
694
00:36:48,645 --> 00:36:49,921
One second.
695
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,004
Nice frog.
696
00:36:56,586 --> 00:36:58,189
That's general Tsao.
697
00:36:59,214 --> 00:37:00,017
And this...
698
00:37:01,354 --> 00:37:02,813
is Arthur Simms.
699
00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:05,496
You're shitting me?
700
00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:07,922
What'd you think you were getting for $400?
701
00:37:07,988 --> 00:37:10,287
A grave. A headstone.
702
00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:13,218
The city hasn't had funerals for transients for years.
703
00:37:13,349 --> 00:37:14,512
We burn them.
704
00:37:15,074 --> 00:37:17,578
- There's a landfillover by the freeway--
- Yeah, I get it.
705
00:37:18,641 --> 00:37:25,166
No, no, no, no. You paid for them, they're yours.
706
00:37:27,435 --> 00:37:29,396
What the fuck do I want them for?
707
00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:31,726
Ashes have many uses.
708
00:37:31,802 --> 00:37:33,635
All kinds of things you can do with people.
709
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,139
Don't try to play creepy death guy with me.
710
00:37:36,199 --> 00:37:37,962
I see death all the time.
711
00:37:38,028 --> 00:37:39,877
Well, you may see death all the time, sweetheart,
712
00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:42,247
but you obviously don't know what to do with it.
713
00:37:42,472 --> 00:37:44,346
And this one's yours.
714
00:37:46,082 --> 00:37:47,720
All right. Fine.
715
00:37:51,689 --> 00:37:54,448
Not very heavy for a whole dead guy.
716
00:37:54,514 --> 00:37:55,712
Ashes to ashes.
717
00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:57,966
But you know all about that, don't you?
718
00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:01,529
- You have no idea.
- Mm.
719
00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:11,538
- Okay, so tell me the rules.
- Yeah, me too.
720
00:38:11,601 --> 00:38:13,383
We'll just go around the circle until you get it,
721
00:38:13,434 --> 00:38:14,472
then you can join in.
722
00:38:14,534 --> 00:38:15,784
Don't embarrass me.
723
00:38:16,173 --> 00:38:18,225
Tabitha... go.
724
00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:20,375
Overdose.
725
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:22,880
- Of what?
- Aspirin.
726
00:38:22,952 --> 00:38:24,057
Boring.
727
00:38:24,329 --> 00:38:25,517
Okay, wait.
728
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,574
Boiling oil.
729
00:38:27,661 --> 00:38:29,320
Boiling acid.
730
00:38:30,591 --> 00:38:31,942
Electrocution.
731
00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:33,243
Decapitation.
732
00:38:33,392 --> 00:38:34,595
Flaying.
733
00:38:35,101 --> 00:38:36,515
Brain embolism.
734
00:38:37,063 --> 00:38:38,599
Carpal tunnel.
735
00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:42,013
- What's that?
- It's really, really bad.
736
00:38:42,992 --> 00:38:45,296
Okay. Mrs. Lass?
737
00:38:46,898 --> 00:38:50,369
Um, well...
738
00:38:54,001 --> 00:39:00,455
in my sleep, age 98, surrounded by flowers...
739
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,427
and grandchildren...
740
00:39:03,169 --> 00:39:05,289
and all the people I love.
741
00:39:05,428 --> 00:39:07,481
Jesus, mom, that's not how you play the game.
742
00:39:07,571 --> 00:39:08,735
Well, that's my answer.
743
00:39:09,124 --> 00:39:10,323
That's okay, Reggie.
744
00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:11,223
You go.
745
00:39:12,527 --> 00:39:13,896
Okay...
746
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:15,760
I'm killed...
747
00:39:16,913 --> 00:39:21,566
by a toilet seat that falls from a space station,
748
00:39:22,047 --> 00:39:23,681
and I'm blown to bits.
749
00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:26,326
Wow.
750
00:39:27,653 --> 00:39:29,641
Okay, party's over. Time to go.
751
00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:32,784
But my mom can't pick me up until later.
752
00:39:32,825 --> 00:39:34,173
Too bad. I said it's time to go.
753
00:39:34,243 --> 00:39:34,821
Mom.
754
00:39:34,883 --> 00:39:36,660
Come on, girls. Let's call your parents.
755
00:39:36,731 --> 00:39:39,050
Mrs. Lass, I totally think you're overreacting.
756
00:39:39,199 --> 00:39:43,020
Sandy, I think you need to go upstairs and get your things and go home,
757
00:39:43,096 --> 00:39:46,326
and put some cold cream on your face, and follow it up with some astringent.
758
00:39:46,402 --> 00:39:48,759
'Cause that pancake makeup is going to destroy your skin.
759
00:39:48,836 --> 00:39:50,550
You don't want to get acne scars.
760
00:39:50,996 --> 00:39:52,312
So mean!
761
00:39:56,676 --> 00:39:57,682
Thanks a lot.
762
00:39:57,764 --> 00:39:59,941
Your sister's death is not a game.
763
00:40:00,597 --> 00:40:01,472
Whatever.
764
00:40:01,784 --> 00:40:05,065
I'm sorry, Reggie, but I'm not comfortable--
765
00:40:15,838 --> 00:40:16,615
Who's that?
766
00:40:16,683 --> 00:40:18,983
Say hello to Arthur Simms.
767
00:40:19,089 --> 00:40:21,016
- He's had quite a day.
- Yeah.
768
00:40:21,891 --> 00:40:22,812
Hey, Kiff.
769
00:40:23,048 --> 00:40:24,543
- Coffee?
- No, I'm good.
770
00:40:24,911 --> 00:40:28,353
- Is that someone's ashes?
- No. No way.
771
00:40:29,109 --> 00:40:31,198
Don't put someone's ashes on my table.
772
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,690
It's bad luck.
773
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:38,049
He woke up this morning life-size...
774
00:40:38,147 --> 00:40:39,355
now look at him.
775
00:40:39,569 --> 00:40:41,786
No headstone. No nothing.
776
00:40:42,027 --> 00:40:45,315
You don't need a headstone if nobody's going to come to see it.
777
00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:50,864
- Are those ashes?
- Yes.
778
00:40:51,643 --> 00:40:52,821
I was cremated, you know.
779
00:40:52,898 --> 00:40:55,309
- You burned to death.
- That's what I just said.
780
00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:58,789
Gone with the wind... on gone with the wind.
781
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,395
I didn't find that funny.
782
00:41:03,404 --> 00:41:04,480
I did.
783
00:41:04,581 --> 00:41:05,959
How'd your big day go?
784
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:07,715
Perfect.
785
00:41:08,129 --> 00:41:10,890
I nailed every scene.
786
00:41:11,038 --> 00:41:11,678
Really?
787
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,260
Apparently, I'm a very gifted actress.
788
00:41:13,685 --> 00:41:14,520
Really?
789
00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:17,110
Ask Mason. He was there.
790
00:41:17,818 --> 00:41:19,886
- What's that?
- Arthur Simms.
791
00:41:20,767 --> 00:41:21,634
Who's that?
792
00:41:21,709 --> 00:41:22,886
Uncle Arthur.
793
00:41:22,973 --> 00:41:27,484
Uncle Arthur! You've lost weight. Cheers. Cheers.
794
00:41:27,642 --> 00:41:28,477
Cheers.
795
00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:32,671
So, Mason, was Daisy a good actress?
796
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,737
Yes, she is.
797
00:41:35,818 --> 00:41:36,485
Thank you.
798
00:41:36,546 --> 00:41:38,097
Always has been, it turns out.
799
00:41:38,139 --> 00:41:40,345
My eyes have been opened.
800
00:41:40,401 --> 00:41:43,704
My ears have heard that which they thought they never would.
801
00:41:43,817 --> 00:41:45,041
All right, Mason.
802
00:41:45,757 --> 00:41:47,441
Well, little miss movie star,
803
00:41:47,509 --> 00:41:50,643
we finally got someone that's somebody.
804
00:41:50,733 --> 00:41:52,286
Mm. Yes, I am.
805
00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,256
And that somebody should pick up the check.
806
00:41:56,766 --> 00:41:58,153
Uh, Roxy?
807
00:41:58,686 --> 00:42:01,133
Can you do me one more big favor?
808
00:42:01,189 --> 00:42:03,166
I'm not going anywhere with that dead man.
809
00:42:03,264 --> 00:42:04,881
It's a health code violation.
810
00:42:05,209 --> 00:42:07,580
Circle of life, right?
811
00:42:07,635 --> 00:42:10,395
Okay, but you have to go on my shift with me.
812
00:42:10,732 --> 00:42:13,257
- And he seats on the back seat.
- That's fine.
813
00:42:15,424 --> 00:42:17,641
- Congratulations, Daisy.
- Thank you.
814
00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,001
You keep doing that, you know.
815
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,085
- What?
- Fixing your face.
816
00:42:31,172 --> 00:42:32,995
A girl's got to look good for her man.
817
00:42:33,066 --> 00:42:37,572
That man grabbed you by the arm, Daisy.
818
00:42:39,732 --> 00:42:41,605
I don't think I care for him much.
819
00:42:41,715 --> 00:42:44,469
What you don't care for is that he's dating me.
820
00:42:45,303 --> 00:42:48,731
I'd really appreciate it if you'd be civilized
821
00:42:48,975 --> 00:42:50,225
when he shows up.
822
00:42:50,648 --> 00:42:51,597
He's coming here?
823
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:52,892
Yep. Of course.
824
00:42:53,506 --> 00:42:54,909
Rube wouldn't like that.
825
00:42:55,067 --> 00:42:58,928
You're right. Rube wouldn't like that, but he's not here, and you still are.
826
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,605
You're so beautiful.
827
00:43:04,342 --> 00:43:05,881
And I love you.
828
00:43:08,704 --> 00:43:11,180
I just don't like you anymore.
829
00:43:23,229 --> 00:43:26,474
In a lifetime, we get to be many things.
830
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:30,032
Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief...
831
00:43:30,422 --> 00:43:33,519
doctor, lawyer, indian chief.
832
00:43:34,107 --> 00:43:39,248
Daughter, sister, scout, college dropout, friend,
833
00:43:40,196 --> 00:43:41,379
dead girl...
834
00:43:44,158 --> 00:43:48,940
Or maybe we just play the parts for a couple of hours until the curtain falls.
835
00:43:55,730 --> 00:43:57,491
From the moment I met him,
836
00:43:57,537 --> 00:44:00,563
I knew something about Arthur Simms was familiar.
837
00:44:01,628 --> 00:44:04,070
I understood wanting to disappear.
838
00:44:04,736 --> 00:44:06,728
I wanted to my whole life.
839
00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:09,072
And then I did.
840
00:44:09,729 --> 00:44:11,980
Okay, Arthur Simms, here you go.
841
00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:14,884
You lived, and then you died.
842
00:44:15,432 --> 00:44:17,285
You have not been forgotten.
843
00:44:31,714 --> 00:44:34,229
I could use some breakfast. You hungry?
844
00:44:34,687 --> 00:44:36,117
I could eat.
845
00:44:36,956 --> 00:44:38,784
Feels like an oatmeal morning.
846
00:44:41,992 --> 00:44:44,698
Maybe I'll try something different today.
847
00:44:45,702 --> 00:44:46,781
You should.
848
00:44:47,165 --> 00:44:48,375
It's a big menu.
849
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,003
Hmm...
850
00:44:51,264 --> 00:44:55,023
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