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I'm doing

I'm doing

I'm doing amazing being able to show people how to

amazing being able to show people how to

amazing being able to show people how to live positively through my own reality

live positively through my own reality

live positively through my own reality television show has been extremely

television show has been extremely

television show has been extremely fulfilling you know I I think that's it

fulfilling you know I I think that's it

fulfilling you know I I think that's it I'm doing

I'm doing

I'm doing being is it possible to win therapy I

being is it possible to win therapy I

being is it possible to win therapy I have been practicing my power stances

have been practicing my power stances

have been practicing my power stances 92 days sober no shoplifting no binge

92 days sober no shoplifting no binge

92 days sober no shoplifting no binge eating

eating

eating not even watching porn

not even watching porn

not even watching porn it's been a challenge you know trying to

it's been a challenge you know trying to

it's been a challenge you know trying to assert myself

assert myself

assert myself while we're shooting the show that

while we're shooting the show that

while we're shooting the show that basically entirely revolves around you

basically entirely revolves around you

basically entirely revolves around you know Minecraft x

know Minecraft x

know Minecraft x girlfriend oh my God I forgot to tell

girlfriend oh my God I forgot to tell

girlfriend oh my God I forgot to tell you exercise wow like my moves are

you exercise wow like my moves are

you exercise wow like my moves are stable AF

stable AF

stable AF oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah burn it's incredible also have you ever

burn it's incredible also have you ever

burn it's incredible also have you ever had eight hours of uninterrupted sleep

had eight hours of uninterrupted sleep

had eight hours of uninterrupted sleep it's like

it's like

it's like Why did no one tell me about this

[Music]

one goes down

one goes down

one goes down [Music]

we've gotta stop doing this

we've gotta stop doing this

we've gotta stop doing this I know

I know

I know the danger of getting caught is making

the danger of getting caught is making

the danger of getting caught is making this unreasonably hot

I have to go

I have to go

I have to go no stay the night no one will notice now

no stay the night no one will notice now

no stay the night no one will notice now everybody's in notice we've been giving

everybody's in notice we've been giving

everybody's in notice we've been giving me like mad suspicious eyes and

me like mad suspicious eyes and

me like mad suspicious eyes and I don't know we're just gonna be

I don't know we're just gonna be

I don't know we're just gonna be devastated if we ruin his reality TV

devastated if we ruin his reality TV

devastated if we ruin his reality TV show by getting back together

show by getting back together

show by getting back together so

so

so I think that my therapist would be like

I think that my therapist would be like

I think that my therapist would be like genuinely disappointed

oh how much longer until this stupid

oh how much longer until this stupid

oh how much longer until this stupid show is over as soon as the tour's over

show is over as soon as the tour's over

show is over as soon as the tour's over so in three weeks

so in three weeks

so in three weeks too long

too long

too long then you are online in public in private

but mostly in private

no no no no no no no I'm leaving I'm

no no no no no no no I'm leaving I'm

no no no no no no no I'm leaving I'm leaving

get out of here before I ruin you

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foreign

okay action yo Alice Montreal City of

okay action yo Alice Montreal City of

okay action yo Alice Montreal City of Love what's the hot glass in the second

Love what's the hot glass in the second

Love what's the hot glass in the second leg of the tour uh Richard welcome uh to

leg of the tour uh Richard welcome uh to

leg of the tour uh Richard welcome uh to my hotel room 11 p.m on a Tuesday been a

my hotel room 11 p.m on a Tuesday been a

my hotel room 11 p.m on a Tuesday been a wild night over here I clipped my

wild night over here I clipped my

wild night over here I clipped my toenails

toenails

toenails um ordered some room service oh

um ordered some room service oh

um ordered some room service oh champagne oh no hard liquor driving the

champagne oh no hard liquor driving the

champagne oh no hard liquor driving the sort of since the horrible break huh no

sort of since the horrible break huh no

sort of since the horrible break huh no toast and beans though it's pretty great

toast and beans though it's pretty great

toast and beans though it's pretty great stuff you know I actually saw Veronica

stuff you know I actually saw Veronica

stuff you know I actually saw Veronica down in the hotel bar she's just some

down in the hotel bar she's just some

down in the hotel bar she's just some hot blonde speaking some kind of

hot blonde speaking some kind of

hot blonde speaking some kind of friendship you know what I mean how does

friendship you know what I mean how does

friendship you know what I mean how does it make you feel yeah that is so great

it make you feel yeah that is so great

it make you feel yeah that is so great Richard

Richard

Richard um listen I was just about to uh start

um listen I was just about to uh start

um listen I was just about to uh start some more work on my my whittling again

some more work on my my whittling again

some more work on my my whittling again absolutely cut what no no there is no

absolutely cut what no no there is no

absolutely cut what no no there is no absolute way I'm Gonna Fill me for two

absolute way I'm Gonna Fill me for two

absolute way I'm Gonna Fill me for two more hours doing your little wood

more hours doing your little wood

more hours doing your little wood wiggling thing

wiggling thing

wiggling thing okay well I mean that's what I'm doing

okay well I mean that's what I'm doing

okay well I mean that's what I'm doing tonight though so you know contract

tonight though so you know contract

tonight though so you know contract never said I'd be interesting okay

never said I'd be interesting okay

never said I'd be interesting okay listen sweetie uh sorry I'm I'm woke now

listen sweetie uh sorry I'm I'm woke now

listen sweetie uh sorry I'm I'm woke now I'm woke so listen woman that I respect

I'm woke so listen woman that I respect

I'm woke so listen woman that I respect I am I'm privileged and I am also

I am I'm privileged and I am also

I am I'm privileged and I am also getting paid the big boy bucks to

getting paid the big boy bucks to

getting paid the big boy bucks to produce some hype reality broken up

produce some hype reality broken up

produce some hype reality broken up bandmate fire to promote your tour and

bandmate fire to promote your tour and

bandmate fire to promote your tour and your record

your record

your record I am moving on to animal sculptures next

I am moving on to animal sculptures next

I am moving on to animal sculptures next week if you want to get something like

week if you want to get something like

week if you want to get something like that in the books

that in the books

that in the books foreign

foreign

foreign you see that

you see that

you see that I'm sniffing up the drama

I'm sniffing up the drama

I'm sniffing up the drama what about my uh audiobook you know I'm

what about my uh audiobook you know I'm

what about my uh audiobook you know I'm on um I think chapter seven oh yeah

on um I think chapter seven oh yeah

on um I think chapter seven oh yeah chapter seven was it fun is it good you

chapter seven was it fun is it good you

chapter seven was it fun is it good you like is it good you get a great

like is it good you get a great

like is it good you get a great I'd like to leave now as a team as

I'd like to leave now as a team as

I'd like to leave now as a team as friends it's just okay bye guys I'll see

friends it's just okay bye guys I'll see

friends it's just okay bye guys I'll see you

guys

we'll be talking about the fundamentals

we'll be talking about the fundamentals

we'll be talking about the fundamentals of whittling on today's episode for all

of whittling on today's episode for all

of whittling on today's episode for all you young saplings out there new to the

you young saplings out there new to the

you young saplings out there new to the wonderful world

foreign

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great show last night Veronica you and

great show last night Veronica you and

great show last night Veronica you and Alice are on fire these days those

Alice are on fire these days those

Alice are on fire these days those harmonies must be really hard for you

harmonies must be really hard for you

harmonies must be really hard for you thanks I guess all the attention from

thanks I guess all the attention from

thanks I guess all the attention from being broken up has really gotten our

being broken up has really gotten our

being broken up has really gotten our creative

creative

creative energies flowing now if you'll excuse me

energies flowing now if you'll excuse me

energies flowing now if you'll excuse me I have a very important dinner

I have a very important dinner

I have a very important dinner for one sobriety looks good on UV

for one sobriety looks good on UV

for one sobriety looks good on UV egg salad is so on Trend making jokes at

egg salad is so on Trend making jokes at

egg salad is so on Trend making jokes at the expense of someone in recovery super

the expense of someone in recovery super

the expense of someone in recovery super classy Lulu no such thing as a sober it

classy Lulu no such thing as a sober it

classy Lulu no such thing as a sober it girl

do you think I could get a gummy bear

do you think I could get a gummy bear

do you think I could get a gummy bear fuzzy Maple instead wow you know the uh

fuzzy Maple instead wow you know the uh

fuzzy Maple instead wow you know the uh Squad goals are truly off the t-swift

Squad goals are truly off the t-swift

Squad goals are truly off the t-swift charts here Lulu they're artists well

charts here Lulu they're artists well

charts here Lulu they're artists well we're gonna go hang out with Jesse Reyes

we're gonna go hang out with Jesse Reyes

we're gonna go hang out with Jesse Reyes now I'd invite you but Alice is coming

now I'd invite you but Alice is coming

now I'd invite you but Alice is coming and I don't want to make things

and I don't want to make things

and I don't want to make things Aubrey thanks for looking out for me

Aubrey thanks for looking out for me

Aubrey thanks for looking out for me kiddo

kiddo

kiddo let the nose ring by the way

let the nose ring by the way

let the nose ring by the way veggie you have no idea Veronica Vale

veggie you have no idea Veronica Vale

veggie you have no idea Veronica Vale you know what I think that this egg

you know what I think that this egg

you know what I think that this egg salad sandwich is gonna taste a whole

salad sandwich is gonna taste a whole

salad sandwich is gonna taste a whole lot fresher

lot fresher

lot fresher in my hotel room

have fun

thank you

thank you

thank you girl you have got to give it up you look

girl you have got to give it up you look

girl you have got to give it up you look mad thirsty just give her five more

mad thirsty just give her five more

mad thirsty just give her five more minutes she'll come

minutes she'll come

minutes she'll come in the wilderness wolves mark their

in the wilderness wolves mark their

in the wilderness wolves mark their mates by urinating in the same spot as

mates by urinating in the same spot as

mates by urinating in the same spot as their chosen companion

their chosen companion

their chosen companion well there you go Lou just take a dump

well there you go Lou just take a dump

well there you go Lou just take a dump in Alice's bathroom and Veronica will

in Alice's bathroom and Veronica will

in Alice's bathroom and Veronica will know what's up

fan selfie foreign

fan selfie foreign

fan selfie foreign OMG we never take candid pics I'll tag

OMG we never take candid pics I'll tag

OMG we never take candid pics I'll tag you both

you both

you both speaking of which

speaking of which

speaking of which Lulu

Lulu

Lulu you uh still don't follow me on

you uh still don't follow me on

you uh still don't follow me on Instagram

hey

hey

hey um could I talk to you alone for a

um could I talk to you alone for a

um could I talk to you alone for a second I only invited my babies because

second I only invited my babies because

second I only invited my babies because I didn't want this to feel like a date

I didn't want this to feel like a date

I didn't want this to feel like a date unless you're ready for that if that's

unless you're ready for that if that's

unless you're ready for that if that's what you want oh no no no no no no not

what you want oh no no no no no no not

what you want oh no no no no no no not not that not a date um I have been

not that not a date um I have been

not that not a date um I have been practicing being more honest with people

practicing being more honest with people

practicing being more honest with people face to face so can we have a minute

maintain eye contact you'll be able to

maintain eye contact you'll be able to

maintain eye contact you'll be able to tell if she's ready to wait

tell if she's ready to wait

tell if she's ready to wait okay just

okay just

okay just okay

okay

okay um I have been uh avoiding this

um I have been uh avoiding this

um I have been uh avoiding this conversation

uh okay I have been feeling like

uh okay I have been feeling like

uh okay I have been feeling like it seems that maybe you want something

it seems that maybe you want something

it seems that maybe you want something more from us which is confusing for me

more from us which is confusing for me

more from us which is confusing for me because well um

because well um

because well um you know what

you know what

you know what um regardless

um regardless

um regardless we have three more weeks of this tour

we have three more weeks of this tour

we have three more weeks of this tour and I would really like to keep things

and I would really like to keep things

and I would really like to keep things professional you know Veronica has been

professional you know Veronica has been

professional you know Veronica has been sober for three months and I wouldn't

sober for three months and I wouldn't

sober for three months and I wouldn't want to do anything that would

want to do anything that would

want to do anything that would jeopardize that probably

jeopardize that probably

jeopardize that probably you don't want to hang out because of

you don't want to hang out because of

you don't want to hang out because of your ex-girlfriend uh well I mean I have

your ex-girlfriend uh well I mean I have

your ex-girlfriend uh well I mean I have been working on my own progress

what

what

what ah my nose ring I think it might be

ah my nose ring I think it might be

ah my nose ring I think it might be infected oh I know you gotta wear a stud

infected oh I know you gotta wear a stud

infected oh I know you gotta wear a stud for at least three months before you go

for at least three months before you go

for at least three months before you go Whole Hog with the ring is that some

Whole Hog with the ring is that some

Whole Hog with the ring is that some like ancient Chinese proverb for nose

like ancient Chinese proverb for nose

like ancient Chinese proverb for nose rings

rings

rings here let me let me take a look at the

here let me let me take a look at the

here let me let me take a look at the kind of a professional here

juicy oh yeah that's juicy

juicy oh yeah that's juicy

juicy oh yeah that's juicy clearance get the camera you've always

clearance get the camera you've always

clearance get the camera you've always got a sick idea

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foreign

When You're Sober the sun rises with you

When You're Sober the sun rises with you

When You're Sober the sun rises with you hi and welcome to my hashtag sober life

I made this hello my loves reporting

I made this hello my loves reporting

I made this hello my loves reporting live from a toilet in the nation's

live from a toilet in the nation's

live from a toilet in the nation's capital

capital

capital I wanted to mark this as a big

I wanted to mark this as a big

I wanted to mark this as a big achievement on my path to recovery 95

achievement on my path to recovery 95

achievement on my path to recovery 95 days

days

days [Music]

[Music]

[Music] um winning therapy

um winning therapy

um winning therapy because uh being alone in bathrooms

because uh being alone in bathrooms

because uh being alone in bathrooms meant a lot of weird things while I was

meant a lot of weird things while I was

meant a lot of weird things while I was in the grip of addiction

in the grip of addiction

in the grip of addiction um throwing up drinking Contraband vodka

um throwing up drinking Contraband vodka

um throwing up drinking Contraband vodka stealing a child's Halloween costume so

stealing a child's Halloween costume so

stealing a child's Halloween costume so that I could disguise myself as a

that I could disguise myself as a

that I could disguise myself as a hamburger

Alice not to start the whole thing all

Alice not to start the whole thing all

Alice not to start the whole thing all over again sorry I didn't know that it

over again sorry I didn't know that it

over again sorry I didn't know that it would take you so long I'm I get anxious

would take you so long I'm I get anxious

would take you so long I'm I get anxious if I hold my power snooze for longer

if I hold my power snooze for longer

if I hold my power snooze for longer than recommended babe isn't that the

than recommended babe isn't that the

than recommended babe isn't that the opposite of what it's supposed to do

opposite of what it's supposed to do

opposite of what it's supposed to do you just finished your video after we're

you just finished your video after we're

you just finished your video after we're done our secret team meeting fine

done our secret team meeting fine

done our secret team meeting fine post this one

ready for this press conference House

ready for this press conference House

ready for this press conference House part of your pumps

part of your pumps

part of your pumps wow these are pretty good

I uh I was thinking maybe we could come

I uh I was thinking maybe we could come

I uh I was thinking maybe we could come up with some kind of a safe word that we

up with some kind of a safe word that we

up with some kind of a safe word that we can use whenever either one of us is

can use whenever either one of us is

can use whenever either one of us is feeling like like this reality show

feeling like like this reality show

feeling like like this reality show fantasies too real what

fantasies too real what

fantasies too real what like um like a code word that we can say

like um like a code word that we can say

like um like a code word that we can say to each other to remind us that

to each other to remind us that

to each other to remind us that whatever we're doing it's just for the

whatever we're doing it's just for the

whatever we're doing it's just for the show it's not real okay so like when

show it's not real okay so like when

show it's not real okay so like when Richard makes you say mean stuff about

Richard makes you say mean stuff about

Richard makes you say mean stuff about like how I'm a bad musician and

like how I'm a bad musician and

like how I'm a bad musician and completely talentless and I would say

completely talentless and I would say

completely talentless and I would say the safe word and you would remember

the safe word and you would remember

the safe word and you would remember that it's all fake and I love you

that it's all fake and I love you

that it's all fake and I love you can the word be Lobster

can the word be Lobster

can the word be Lobster what why

what why

what why [Music]

[Music]

[Music] uh

uh

uh oh it's not because uh

oh it's not because uh

oh it's not because uh Lobster's mate for life oh do they I

Lobster's mate for life oh do they I

Lobster's mate for life oh do they I didn't know that no okay you don't

didn't know that no okay you don't

didn't know that no okay you don't really use that word because you want me

really use that word because you want me

really use that word because you want me to be your Lobster or life mate

to be your Lobster or life mate

to be your Lobster or life mate no what

no what

no what nothing

nothing

nothing I just like you

I just like you

I just like you do you

do you

do you you sure you're okay with all this are

you sure you're okay with all this are

you sure you're okay with all this are we insane oh yes we are insane luckily

we insane oh yes we are insane luckily

we insane oh yes we are insane luckily I'm saying is my foot day

I'm saying is my foot day

I'm saying is my foot day and apparently we don't really have a

and apparently we don't really have a

and apparently we don't really have a choice because uh

choice because uh

choice because uh we never read our contract

we never read our contract

we never read our contract stupid record label it's their fault

stupid record label it's their fault

stupid record label it's their fault yeah definitely there's

yeah definitely there's

yeah definitely there's okay okay

okay okay

okay okay let's own this press conference yes

let's own this press conference yes

let's own this press conference yes [Music]

thank you for being here ladies and

thank you for being here ladies and

thank you for being here ladies and gentlemen

gentlemen

gentlemen those of you who don't identify as

those of you who don't identify as

those of you who don't identify as either thank you Alice I was I was just

either thank you Alice I was I was just

either thank you Alice I was I was just about to get to that thank you for being

about to get to that thank you for being

about to get to that thank you for being here they self

here they self

here they self um

um

um a person hey Richard uh

a person hey Richard uh

a person hey Richard uh why are we here we are here to talk

why are we here we are here to talk

why are we here we are here to talk about how the tour is awesome and to

about how the tour is awesome and to

about how the tour is awesome and to announce that the real raw life drama

announce that the real raw life drama

announce that the real raw life drama that we have been making documenting

that we have been making documenting

that we have been making documenting this groundbreaking tour will be

this groundbreaking tour will be

this groundbreaking tour will be premiering on January 7th on cb3

okay I'm gonna take some questions now

okay I'm gonna take some questions now

okay I'm gonna take some questions now uh you over there with the camera what's

uh you over there with the camera what's

uh you over there with the camera what's the show called

the show called

the show called heartbreak tour tour life starring

heartbreak tour tour life starring

heartbreak tour tour life starring Veronica Vale Alice O'Hara and Lulu

Veronica Vale Alice O'Hara and Lulu

Veronica Vale Alice O'Hara and Lulu Saint Claire and her band live baby the

Saint Claire and her band live baby the

Saint Claire and her band live baby the show will document the real life trauma

show will document the real life trauma

show will document the real life trauma that a breakup can have on an emotional

that a breakup can have on an emotional

that a breakup can have on an emotional and creative site Alice and Veronica's

and creative site Alice and Veronica's

and creative site Alice and Veronica's breakup that's the breakup Richard is

breakup that's the breakup Richard is

breakup that's the breakup Richard is talking about there is no other

talking about there is no other

talking about there is no other breakdown no spoilers no spoilers we are

breakdown no spoilers no spoilers we are

breakdown no spoilers no spoilers we are also here to announce that our friend

also here to announce that our friend

also here to announce that our friend Veronica has had a severe relapse and

Veronica has had a severe relapse and

Veronica has had a severe relapse and we'll be checking into a rehab facility

we'll be checking into a rehab facility

we'll be checking into a rehab facility after the North American tour that

after the North American tour that

after the North American tour that that's that's not true it's okay to be

that's that's not true it's okay to be

that's that's not true it's okay to be honest Veronica we're all here to

honest Veronica we're all here to

honest Veronica we're all here to support you no I'm sober you can look at

support you no I'm sober you can look at

support you no I'm sober you can look at my latest Instagram post 95 days because

my latest Instagram post 95 days because

my latest Instagram post 95 days because even getting this like

even getting this like

even getting this like kidding me

kidding me

kidding me excuse me

excuse me

excuse me sir thanks a lot for believing in me

sir thanks a lot for believing in me

sir thanks a lot for believing in me you are all the son of the earth why

you are all the son of the earth why

you are all the son of the earth why can't you just

can't you just

can't you just let me be

all of y'all

any further questions

okay there no

what you doing I'm reading old fan

what you doing I'm reading old fan

what you doing I'm reading old fan Instagram comments and don't you dare

Instagram comments and don't you dare

Instagram comments and don't you dare judge me I've given up everything

judge me I've given up everything

judge me I've given up everything everything that makes me feel good so if

everything that makes me feel good so if

everything that makes me feel good so if I occasionally need to feel like I'm a

I occasionally need to feel like I'm a

I occasionally need to feel like I'm a talented and beautiful person I don't

talented and beautiful person I don't

talented and beautiful person I don't think that makes me bad

enough everything that makes me feel

enough everything that makes me feel

enough everything that makes me feel good oh my Alice I'm not talking about

good oh my Alice I'm not talking about

good oh my Alice I'm not talking about you I'm talking about ice cream and

you I'm talking about ice cream and

you I'm talking about ice cream and booze and recreational petty crime

sorry

sorry

sorry sorry

sorry

sorry but what happened out there

can you

can you read the comments on the latest

can you read the comments on the latest

can you read the comments on the latest video

are you sure

you can find me a nice one

it's not bad huh no no

it's not bad huh no no

it's not bad huh no no um oh hey here's one uh

um oh hey here's one uh

um oh hey here's one uh Veronica fail is an inspiration a role

Veronica fail is an inspiration a role

Veronica fail is an inspiration a role model to buying narcissists

model to buying narcissists

model to buying narcissists sorry so good as she was told

nobody loves me except for you

it's our song

literally

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foreign

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[Music] foreign

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listen I can get you proof tomorrow 6 30

listen I can get you proof tomorrow 6 30

listen I can get you proof tomorrow 6 30 a.m the Four Seasons don't

I thought I was going to be getting an

I thought I was going to be getting an

I thought I was going to be getting an exclusive on the whole tour AKA barbell

exclusive on the whole tour AKA barbell

exclusive on the whole tour AKA barbell not Barbie and Dracula I'll deliver

not Barbie and Dracula I'll deliver

not Barbie and Dracula I'll deliver don't get your Calvin's in a bunch I'm

don't get your Calvin's in a bunch I'm

don't get your Calvin's in a bunch I'm just working on a social post Welcome to

just working on a social post Welcome to

just working on a social post Welcome to our tour bus Brie this is where the

our tour bus Brie this is where the

our tour bus Brie this is where the magic happens so excited poptastic wants

magic happens so excited poptastic wants

magic happens so excited poptastic wants to cover our journey

to cover our journey

to cover our journey as you can see we've tried to make this

as you can see we've tried to make this

as you can see we've tried to make this our home away from home

our home away from home

our home away from home Gerard why don't you tell Brie about

Gerard why don't you tell Brie about

Gerard why don't you tell Brie about some of your drawings uh okay sure

some of your drawings uh okay sure

some of your drawings uh okay sure um

um

um this is a picture of fenrir greybeck but

this is a picture of fenrir greybeck but

this is a picture of fenrir greybeck but as a young boy before he was evil and uh

as a young boy before he was evil and uh

as a young boy before he was evil and uh he's saving a baby dragon with an

he's saving a baby dragon with an

he's saving a baby dragon with an Eldridge blast

Eldridge blast

Eldridge blast cool I love that pick you should tag me

cool I love that pick you should tag me

cool I love that pick you should tag me in it uh sure what's your handle again

in it uh sure what's your handle again

in it uh sure what's your handle again at sandrini Luke's yep sorry I can't

at sandrini Luke's yep sorry I can't

at sandrini Luke's yep sorry I can't find it can you just take yourself I

find it can you just take yourself I

find it can you just take yourself I don't think you can do that on Insta but

don't think you can do that on Insta but

don't think you can do that on Insta but if you follow me it'll be easier for

if you follow me it'll be easier for

if you follow me it'll be easier for next time God why did I have to make

next time God why did I have to make

next time God why did I have to make Instagram so complicated

oh mg that is a toast spicy pick of you

oh mg that is a toast spicy pick of you

oh mg that is a toast spicy pick of you and

and

and is that Alice

is that Alice

is that Alice it's hard to tell but

it's hard to tell but

it's hard to tell but it looks like you're about to kiss

it looks like you're about to kiss

it looks like you're about to kiss yeah it's Alice I mean we are super

yeah it's Alice I mean we are super

yeah it's Alice I mean we are super close like I'd hate for anybody to think

close like I'd hate for anybody to think

close like I'd hate for anybody to think there was any competition with me and

there was any competition with me and

there was any competition with me and barbell

barbell

barbell can you stop looking over my shoulder

can you stop looking over my shoulder

can you stop looking over my shoulder this one I came with on my own

this one I came with on my own

this one I came with on my own he's a half-liken but his mother's a

he's a half-liken but his mother's a

he's a half-liken but his mother's a silky

silky

silky okay

okay

okay I think we're ready to get started Bree

I think we're ready to get started Bree

I think we're ready to get started Bree Christie first question uh let's take it

Christie first question uh let's take it

Christie first question uh let's take it from the beginning when exactly did you

from the beginning when exactly did you

from the beginning when exactly did you and barbell start collaborating yeah it

and barbell start collaborating yeah it

and barbell start collaborating yeah it was winter of 2017 the crash was topping

was winter of 2017 the crash was topping

was winter of 2017 the crash was topping the charts well Alice and Veronica were

the charts well Alice and Veronica were

the charts well Alice and Veronica were having some like

having some like

having some like serious problems so they had to bring me

serious problems so they had to bring me

serious problems so they had to bring me in to help out musically or definitely

in to help out musically or definitely

in to help out musically or definitely musically I mean

musically I mean

musically I mean yeah definitely musically

yeah definitely musically

yeah definitely musically right okay

right okay

right okay um rumor has it that you and Alice got

um rumor has it that you and Alice got

um rumor has it that you and Alice got especially close during your time

especially close during your time

especially close during your time working together can you speak a bit

working together can you speak a bit

working together can you speak a bit about that

you know what I'm so sorry I need to

you know what I'm so sorry I need to

you know what I'm so sorry I need to make a quick phone call

hey stranger

hey stranger

hey stranger okay I just saw you yesterday

okay I just saw you yesterday

okay I just saw you yesterday right I mean

right I mean

right I mean I just feel like we haven't had a lot of

I just feel like we haven't had a lot of

I just feel like we haven't had a lot of time to chat like

time to chat like

time to chat like one-on-one truth time

one-on-one truth time

one-on-one truth time is there anything you want to tell me

is there anything you want to tell me

is there anything you want to tell me about

about

about um not

oh it's nothing it just

oh it's nothing it just

oh it's nothing it just so there's nothing no like

so there's nothing no like

so there's nothing no like major life changes you want to tell me

major life changes you want to tell me

major life changes you want to tell me about

about

about no why sorry Veronica sorry I'm gonna

no why sorry Veronica sorry I'm gonna

no why sorry Veronica sorry I'm gonna look at my ear right now please stop

look at my ear right now please stop

look at my ear right now please stop okay thanks bye

sorry where were we

sorry where were we

sorry where were we mean Alice

mean Alice

mean Alice we did good especially close

we did good especially close

we did good especially close romantically

romantically

romantically that's fabulous can we get Alice back on

that's fabulous can we get Alice back on

that's fabulous can we get Alice back on the phone to confirm that oh no

the phone to confirm that oh no

the phone to confirm that oh no the barbell tour bus broke down we have

the barbell tour bus broke down we have

the barbell tour bus broke down we have to pull over

to pull over

to pull over OMG yes

OMG yes

OMG yes can we go to Patty Queen

can we go to Patty Queen

can we go to Patty Queen I love Daddy Queen

how unCloud is everyone in this car

how unCloud is everyone in this car

how unCloud is everyone in this car right now like Squad much it would

right now like Squad much it would

right now like Squad much it would really screw everything up if we got

really screw everything up if we got

really screw everything up if we got into like an accident LOL

into like an accident LOL

into like an accident LOL I guess that's why the president and the

I guess that's why the president and the

I guess that's why the president and the vice president never fly together

vice president never fly together

vice president never fly together what happens if the Prime Minister dies

what happens if the Prime Minister dies

what happens if the Prime Minister dies do we have a vice prime minister

do we have a vice prime minister

do we have a vice prime minister oh God I'm feeling like so patriotic

oh God I'm feeling like so patriotic

oh God I'm feeling like so patriotic right now well we'll start singing oh my

right now well we'll start singing oh my

right now well we'll start singing oh my God what if we did like a cover of Oh

God what if we did like a cover of Oh

God what if we did like a cover of Oh Canada do you think they would let us I

Canada do you think they would let us I

Canada do you think they would let us I think Trudeau would let us should we try

think Trudeau would let us should we try

think Trudeau would let us should we try it uh

it uh

it uh [Music]

hey um thanks for the great phone chat

hey um thanks for the great phone chat

hey um thanks for the great phone chat earlier oh and uh just a heads up

earlier oh and uh just a heads up

earlier oh and uh just a heads up there's a reporter in the trunk and I

there's a reporter in the trunk and I

there's a reporter in the trunk and I might have let us fill that

hey hi my name is Brie she heard didn't

hey hi my name is Brie she heard didn't

hey hi my name is Brie she heard didn't mean to scare anyone I just had a few

mean to scare anyone I just had a few

mean to scare anyone I just had a few more questions if you guys don't mind

more questions if you guys don't mind

more questions if you guys don't mind um it's can I just say it's so great

um it's can I just say it's so great

um it's can I just say it's so great that we're all here in the same car hold

that we're all here in the same car hold

that we're all here in the same car hold on after that explain a very difficult

on after that explain a very difficult

on after that explain a very difficult position

oh maybe because

that Annika wrote Together Again by

that Annika wrote Together Again by

that Annika wrote Together Again by walking in on you having sex in a

walking in on you having sex in a

walking in on you having sex in a bathroom

Alice can you confirm that you and Lulu

Alice can you confirm that you and Lulu

Alice can you confirm that you and Lulu were or are romantically involved I can

were or are romantically involved I can

were or are romantically involved I can confirm that LOL oh sorry Veronica did

confirm that LOL oh sorry Veronica did

confirm that LOL oh sorry Veronica did you want to respond why not

you want to respond why not

you want to respond why not true Alice had a brief moment of uh

um

um

um slumming it which you are now using as a

slumming it which you are now using as a

slumming it which you are now using as a sad device to give your brief

sad device to give your brief

sad device to give your brief inconsequential Affair some kind of

inconsequential Affair some kind of

inconsequential Affair some kind of relevance and

she means nothing to you right

she means nothing to you right

she means nothing to you right are you in Lulu currently involved

are you in Lulu currently involved

are you in Lulu currently involved absolutely no we don't want to spoil

absolutely no we don't want to spoil

absolutely no we don't want to spoil anything for the show you can watch

anything for the show you can watch

anything for the show you can watch Heartbreak tour tour life premiering on

Heartbreak tour tour life premiering on

Heartbreak tour tour life premiering on January 13th on cb3 for all the hot

January 13th on cb3 for all the hot

January 13th on cb3 for all the hot bluest romance drums

I don't know what's happening right now

I don't know what's happening right now

I don't know what's happening right now but can I just say I love sharing and I

but can I just say I love sharing and I

but can I just say I love sharing and I feel really close to you all right now

feel really close to you all right now

feel really close to you all right now and now I'm like legit excited to watch

and now I'm like legit excited to watch

and now I'm like legit excited to watch the show same-sies then drain

the show same-sies then drain

the show same-sies then drain sure your parents are just as stoked as

sure your parents are just as stoked as

sure your parents are just as stoked as me to watch you and Alice do all this

me to watch you and Alice do all this

me to watch you and Alice do all this boss sanctioned flirting Lulu oh you're

boss sanctioned flirting Lulu oh you're

boss sanctioned flirting Lulu oh you're welcome for uh giving them a heads up on

welcome for uh giving them a heads up on

welcome for uh giving them a heads up on you baby being bisexual or whatever I'm

you baby being bisexual or whatever I'm

you baby being bisexual or whatever I'm sure that they will call their Wayward

sure that they will call their Wayward

sure that they will call their Wayward Daughter very soon Alice said you're as

Daughter very soon Alice said you're as

Daughter very soon Alice said you're as bad in bed as you are in songwriting

did you just throw my phone at the

did you just throw my phone at the

did you just throw my phone at the window

window

window oh my God

oh my God

oh my God they say what happens on tour stays on

they say what happens on tour stays on

they say what happens on tour stays on tour but we make our own rules to our

tour but we make our own rules to our

tour but we make our own rules to our life our way

[Music]

barbell is our band and we've been

barbell is our band and we've been

barbell is our band and we've been making music together for going on five

making music together for going on five

making music together for going on five years we also used to date

years we also used to date

years we also used to date but our breakup went public last spring

but our breakup went public last spring

but our breakup went public last spring and being on tour together has made

and being on tour together has made

and being on tour together has made things complicated to say the least

things complicated to say the least

things complicated to say the least but we have been trying to focus on what

but we have been trying to focus on what

but we have been trying to focus on what we love

we love

we love the music

[Music]

[Applause]

we are so excited to be opening for

we are so excited to be opening for

we are so excited to be opening for barbell on their North American tour and

barbell on their North American tour and

barbell on their North American tour and to be a part of this amazing journey

to be a part of this amazing journey

to be a part of this amazing journey we've grown so close we've been to each

we've grown so close we've been to each

we've grown so close we've been to each other's makeup sometimes well I have my

other's makeup sometimes well I have my

other's makeup sometimes well I have my own makeup artist who is amazing

own makeup artist who is amazing

own makeup artist who is amazing I'm a musician first but my second love

I'm a musician first but my second love

I'm a musician first but my second love is being a beauty blogger check out my

is being a beauty blogger check out my

is being a beauty blogger check out my YouTube channel sand dreamy loops

makeup can be the windows to the soul

makeup can be the windows to the soul

makeup can be the windows to the soul or the drapes that cover it

we're performing at stork seahorse

we're performing at stork seahorse

we're performing at stork seahorse Marquee tonight which is a beautiful

Marquee tonight which is a beautiful

Marquee tonight which is a beautiful space beautiful

space beautiful

space beautiful but WTF

but WTF

but WTF a shared dressing room with lebe base I

a shared dressing room with lebe base I

a shared dressing room with lebe base I don't think so

what the actual we have to share a

what the actual we have to share a

what the actual we have to share a dressing room with our opening act this

dressing room with our opening act this

dressing room with our opening act this is some serious writer violation I'm so

is some serious writer violation I'm so

is some serious writer violation I'm so sorry for the inconvenience but we'll

sorry for the inconvenience but we'll

sorry for the inconvenience but we'll just have to pretend it's the good old

just have to pretend it's the good old

just have to pretend it's the good old days

days

days yes

yes

yes the good old days like back when

the good old days like back when

the good old days like back when when Veronica used to love me

when Veronica used to love me

when Veronica used to love me when we got to the theater and found out

when we got to the theater and found out

when we got to the theater and found out both bands were gonna have to share a

both bands were gonna have to share a

both bands were gonna have to share a dressing room we were like

dressing room we were like

dressing room we were like what but where do we um you know like

what but where do we um you know like

what but where do we um you know like what are we supposed to do with all of

what are we supposed to do with all of

what are we supposed to do with all of our stuff and things

our stuff and things

our stuff and things I was like what a great opportunity this

I was like what a great opportunity this

I was like what a great opportunity this will be to spend more time with barbell

will be to spend more time with barbell

will be to spend more time with barbell I grew up listening to them and I really

I grew up listening to them and I really

I grew up listening to them and I really admire them

admire them

admire them especially Alice

especially Alice

especially Alice Close Quarters gives us the perfect

Close Quarters gives us the perfect

Close Quarters gives us the perfect opportunity to share our talents with

opportunity to share our talents with

opportunity to share our talents with one another

one another

one another so I offered to do one lucky person's

so I offered to do one lucky person's

so I offered to do one lucky person's makeup

I volunteered as tribute

I volunteered as tribute

I volunteered as tribute Gerard usually does the natural guy

Gerard usually does the natural guy

Gerard usually does the natural guy liner look but

liner look but

liner look but today we

hey I just want to say thank you so much

hey I just want to say thank you so much

hey I just want to say thank you so much for letting our band join you on this

for letting our band join you on this

for letting our band join you on this tour it's been such a journey and I feel

tour it's been such a journey and I feel

tour it's been such a journey and I feel so hashtag blessed to be a part of this

so hashtag blessed to be a part of this

so hashtag blessed to be a part of this experience cool yeah yeah

experience cool yeah yeah

experience cool yeah yeah Lulu has been flirting up a storm with

Lulu has been flirting up a storm with

Lulu has been flirting up a storm with Alice and that makes me burn with a

Alice and that makes me burn with a

Alice and that makes me burn with a jealous rage oh

o m f h there is no way in heck that I'm

o m f h there is no way in heck that I'm

o m f h there is no way in heck that I'm letting that happen oh my gosh Alice

letting that happen oh my gosh Alice

letting that happen oh my gosh Alice you're so tense

you're so tense

you're so tense so anyway

so anyway

so anyway I was wondering if I could pick your

I was wondering if I could pick your

I was wondering if I could pick your brain sometime and maybe take you out

brain sometime and maybe take you out

brain sometime and maybe take you out for dinner tomorrow

for dinner tomorrow

for dinner tomorrow uh um yeah that uh sounds that sounds

uh um yeah that uh sounds that sounds

uh um yeah that uh sounds that sounds nice don't we have that thing tomorrow

nice don't we have that thing tomorrow

nice don't we have that thing tomorrow night Alice okay I need everyone to get

night Alice okay I need everyone to get

night Alice okay I need everyone to get out of my workspace oh

out of my workspace oh

out of my workspace oh nope not you Alice you are my work

done

I love it

I love it

I love it it's been hard to move on and being on

it's been hard to move on and being on

it's been hard to move on and being on tour with your ex can be a bit of a

tour with your ex can be a bit of a

tour with your ex can be a bit of a downer in the dating department but I'm

downer in the dating department but I'm

downer in the dating department but I'm looking forward to having dinner with

looking forward to having dinner with

looking forward to having dinner with Lulu tonight getting to know her a bit

Lulu tonight getting to know her a bit

Lulu tonight getting to know her a bit better and seeing where things go

better and seeing where things go

better and seeing where things go I'm really looking forward to my date

I'm really looking forward to my date

I'm really looking forward to my date with Alice

with Alice

with Alice call it that

call it that

call it that oh this is so mind-blowing I'm dating

oh this is so mind-blowing I'm dating

oh this is so mind-blowing I'm dating Alice O'Hara

Alice O'Hara

Alice O'Hara oh she thinks we're what

oh she thinks we're what

oh she thinks we're what I put a lot of thought into our date

I put a lot of thought into our date

I put a lot of thought into our date tonight and we're so lucky to have my

tonight and we're so lucky to have my

tonight and we're so lucky to have my good friend and favorite Chef here to

good friend and favorite Chef here to

good friend and favorite Chef here to prepare our meal I especially love his

prepare our meal I especially love his

prepare our meal I especially love his choice of wine bisu Pinot Grigio great

choice of wine bisu Pinot Grigio great

choice of wine bisu Pinot Grigio great after a long day on the road and

after a long day on the road and

after a long day on the road and especially good for those pre-date

especially good for those pre-date

especially good for those pre-date jitters

hey sorry I'm late

hey sorry I'm late

hey sorry I'm late [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you're not late I'm just early

you're not late I'm just early

you're not late I'm just early wow um this looks so uh great yeah pour

wow um this looks so uh great yeah pour

wow um this looks so uh great yeah pour you some wine

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] the date is going so well and I'm so

the date is going so well and I'm so

the date is going so well and I'm so happy

happy

happy the atmosphere the food the cup

the atmosphere the food the cup

the atmosphere the food the cup the wine the company

the wine the company

the wine the company what could go wrong

what could go wrong

what could go wrong [Laughter]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay

oh yeah wow

oh yeah wow

oh yeah wow [Music]

fancy meeting you here hi hello

fancy meeting you here hi hello

fancy meeting you here hi hello OMG the Tommy Wallace oh Shantae what

OMG the Tommy Wallace oh Shantae what

OMG the Tommy Wallace oh Shantae what are you doing in town yeah well when I

are you doing in town yeah well when I

are you doing in town yeah well when I heard the Veronica Bell was single again

heard the Veronica Bell was single again

heard the Veronica Bell was single again I walked off focus at least Shark Week

I walked off focus at least Shark Week

I walked off focus at least Shark Week photo shoot hopped on my private jet and

photo shoot hopped on my private jet and

photo shoot hopped on my private jet and came here to sweep her off her feet they

came here to sweep her off her feet they

came here to sweep her off her feet they broke up four months ago yeah but uh I

broke up four months ago yeah but uh I

broke up four months ago yeah but uh I was off the grid you know I was

was off the grid you know I was

was off the grid you know I was recording some Maori tribal chants for

recording some Maori tribal chants for

recording some Maori tribal chants for my podcast I'm actually paying them back

my podcast I'm actually paying them back

my podcast I'm actually paying them back but I teach them how to surf anyways

but I teach them how to surf anyways

but I teach them how to surf anyways before and evening of

before and evening of

before and evening of Furious love making we decided that we

Furious love making we decided that we

Furious love making we decided that we were going to go and get

were going to go and get

were going to go and get a lobster

a lobster

a lobster a big one not just the tail it's not the

a big one not just the tail it's not the

a big one not just the tail it's not the only tell you ever have it might be

only tell you ever have it might be

only tell you ever have it might be Seafood

um

um

um anyways

anyways

anyways um this place isn't really the vibe that

um this place isn't really the vibe that

um this place isn't really the vibe that we were hoping for shall we

we were hoping for shall we

we were hoping for shall we hither to another establishment yes lead

hither to another establishment yes lead

hither to another establishment yes lead the way my queen uh enjoy

the way my queen uh enjoy

the way my queen uh enjoy your Lobster

your Lobster

your Lobster I will

I will

I will we both will

awkward

awkward

awkward Veronica has a history of

Veronica has a history of

Veronica has a history of unpredictability when she gets stressed

unpredictability when she gets stressed

unpredictability when she gets stressed out

out

out I don't want to hurt her or jeopardize

I don't want to hurt her or jeopardize

I don't want to hurt her or jeopardize the tour but I have to move on with my

the tour but I have to move on with my

the tour but I have to move on with my life and

life and

life and I can't be worried about what kind of

I can't be worried about what kind of

I can't be worried about what kind of problematic Antics she's going to get up

problematic Antics she's going to get up

problematic Antics she's going to get up to next

and then credits are going to roll in

and then credits are going to roll in

and then credits are going to roll in what do you think

son

son

son my man that's uh

my man that's uh

my man that's uh that is some Top

that is some Top

that is some Top Notch fancy brand lesbo draw oh yes just

Notch fancy brand lesbo draw oh yes just

Notch fancy brand lesbo draw oh yes just some sweet tea

love maybe six left oh but you know

love maybe six left oh but you know

love maybe six left oh but you know they're not actually all technically

they're not actually all technically

they're not actually all technically Lesbos manza's getting woke on the

Lesbos manza's getting woke on the

Lesbos manza's getting woke on the spectrum of sexuality I don't know they

spectrum of sexuality I don't know they

spectrum of sexuality I don't know they might be once I'm done with them all

might be once I'm done with them all

might be once I'm done with them all right all right

right all right

right all right I just need some advice though what what

I just need some advice though what what

I just need some advice though what what off the charts on the Spectrum acting

off the charts on the Spectrum acting

off the charts on the Spectrum acting out attention seeking spectacle can

out attention seeking spectacle can

out attention seeking spectacle can Veronica do for the final episode go

Veronica do for the final episode go

Veronica do for the final episode go like forgivable or like irredeemable

like forgivable or like irredeemable

like forgivable or like irredeemable jail time stuff I don't know what are

jail time stuff I don't know what are

jail time stuff I don't know what are you thinking because you would do you

you thinking because you would do you

you thinking because you would do you could do like classic sex tape yeah

could do like classic sex tape yeah

could do like classic sex tape yeah worked work for a lot of people racist

worked work for a lot of people racist

worked work for a lot of people racist diatribe route you could go uh streaking

diatribe route you could go uh streaking

diatribe route you could go uh streaking streaking oh you already did arson no I

streaking oh you already did arson no I

streaking oh you already did arson no I see this is why I need you around all

see this is why I need you around all

see this is why I need you around all the time okay because I love jamming

the time okay because I love jamming

the time okay because I love jamming with you I just feel like we bounce off

with you I just feel like we bounce off

with you I just feel like we bounce off of each other this is fire this is fire

of each other this is fire this is fire

of each other this is fire this is fire that's what I'm gonna oh my goodness to

that's what I'm gonna oh my goodness to

that's what I'm gonna oh my goodness to be friends let's unpack this streaking

be friends let's unpack this streaking

be friends let's unpack this streaking idea I'm just thinking can we bring like

idea I'm just thinking can we bring like

idea I'm just thinking can we bring like an anime flare into it because I'm

an anime flare into it because I'm

an anime flare into it because I'm trying to get into Asia

trying to get into Asia

trying to get into Asia foreign

[Music]

I made your favorite vegan souffle that

I made your favorite vegan souffle that

I made your favorite vegan souffle that is my favorite bed it took you all day

is my favorite bed it took you all day

is my favorite bed it took you all day how was traffic I took the TTC it took

how was traffic I took the TTC it took

how was traffic I took the TTC it took it out of me

it out of me

it out of me but when I see you it's so easy to

but when I see you it's so easy to

but when I see you it's so easy to get back on key

get back on key

get back on key [Music]

smells delicious why thank you dear

smells delicious why thank you dear

smells delicious why thank you dear [Music]

[Music]

[Music] how is it

it's terrible

but I'm impressed you must attest oh God

but I'm impressed you must attest oh God

but I'm impressed you must attest oh God I wore your favorite dress

I wore your favorite dress

I wore your favorite dress no really dear you see it's very clear

no really dear you see it's very clear

no really dear you see it's very clear this kind of culinary incompetence is

this kind of culinary incompetence is

this kind of culinary incompetence is really top tier you always see the best

really top tier you always see the best

really top tier you always see the best in me cause when I see you it's so easy

in me cause when I see you it's so easy

in me cause when I see you it's so easy to

to

to get back on key you know one might even

get back on key you know one might even

get back on key you know one might even call this level of gross creative

why because I'm not good at anything

why because I'm not good at anything

why because I'm not good at anything else creative

I'm sorry

hey I'm sorry

thank you

how are you

I'm okay

I'm okay

I'm okay thank you

how was the rest of your fake date with

how was the rest of your fake date with

how was the rest of your fake date with Tommy

Tommy

Tommy disgusting

and yours with

and yours with

and yours with Lulu

Lulu

Lulu boring

boring

boring I would always rather be spending time

I would always rather be spending time

I would always rather be spending time with you

uh

uh

uh I am gonna apologize to her

I am gonna apologize to her

I am gonna apologize to her I just haven't found the right time

I guess I better whip up my specialty

I guess I better whip up my specialty

I guess I better whip up my specialty ordering Thai it's a true Talent

well that was fast

my dad joke dad

whoa

whoa

whoa what uh what are you doing here sorry I

what uh what are you doing here sorry I

what uh what are you doing here sorry I just

just

just I couldn't spend another night alone in

I couldn't spend another night alone in

I couldn't spend another night alone in a hotel room I

a hotel room I

a hotel room I I talked to my mom today

I talked to my mom today

I talked to my mom today uh how did that go they just want me to

uh how did that go they just want me to

uh how did that go they just want me to find the good Christian Light Hallelujah

find the good Christian Light Hallelujah

find the good Christian Light Hallelujah God hates gays hey have you been

God hates gays hey have you been

God hates gays hey have you been drinking

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] all alone

all alone

all alone [Music]

[Music]

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

hi Mom hi

um hi

um hi

um hi can you hear me

I just just angle it up a bit mom just

I just just angle it up a bit mom just

I just just angle it up a bit mom just yeah there you go

yeah there you go

yeah there you go yeah hi so how are you

the tour's going great

the tour's going great

the tour's going great I'm in Toronto right now for a few days

I'm in Toronto right now for a few days

I'm in Toronto right now for a few days uh before we head to West that's great

uh before we head to West that's great

uh before we head to West that's great maybe we could um

you would

I don't really want to talk about Pastor

I don't really want to talk about Pastor

I don't really want to talk about Pastor Paul mom

Paul mom

Paul mom [Music]

I said

I did okay but

I did okay but

I did okay but thanks for thinking of me Mom but you

thanks for thinking of me Mom but you

thanks for thinking of me Mom but you have to understand that book was really

have to understand that book was really

have to understand that book was really offensive and hurtful to send me

offensive and hurtful to send me

offensive and hurtful to send me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] a favorite song

you

you

you put your right hand in you put your

put your right hand in you put your

put your right hand in you put your right hand out

they think you're the snake in the

they think you're the snake in the

they think you're the snake in the garden of Alice and Eve and that you

garden of Alice and Eve and that you

garden of Alice and Eve and that you tempted me with your Apple

tempted me with your Apple

tempted me with your Apple apple pie okay they're gonna sleep this

apple pie okay they're gonna sleep this

apple pie okay they're gonna sleep this off here tonight with you

off here tonight with you

off here tonight with you staying in a hotel I'm in my own City

staying in a hotel I'm in my own City

staying in a hotel I'm in my own City and I'm staying in a hotel room for 800

and I'm staying in a hotel room for 800

and I'm staying in a hotel room for 800 a night

a night

a night by myself

the saddest thing you've ever heard

the saddest thing you've ever heard

the saddest thing you've ever heard I'm uh gonna grab you some water you

I'm uh gonna grab you some water you

I'm uh gonna grab you some water you just sit tight okay

laughs

wow I have never seen her like this

wow I have never seen her like this

wow I have never seen her like this before yeah I think she's gonna have to

before yeah I think she's gonna have to

before yeah I think she's gonna have to sleep that off here tonight what

sleep that off here tonight what

sleep that off here tonight what happened

happened

happened to talk to her mom ah and they haven't

to talk to her mom ah and they haven't

to talk to her mom ah and they haven't seen each other since she kicked her out

seen each other since she kicked her out

seen each other since she kicked her out of the house for being maybe bisexual

of the house for being maybe bisexual

of the house for being maybe bisexual right

right

right she can um

she can um

she can um stay in our bed tonight I mean I

stay in our bed tonight I mean I

stay in our bed tonight I mean I think her over that much at the very

think her over that much at the very

think her over that much at the very least

thinking it might not be the best idea

thinking it might not be the best idea

thinking it might not be the best idea if she sees you

do you think you could stay your friends

do you think you could stay your friends

do you think you could stay your friends tonight

tonight

tonight are you kidding me you don't apologize

are you kidding me you don't apologize

are you kidding me you don't apologize to her yet Veronica and I definitely

to her yet Veronica and I definitely

to her yet Veronica and I definitely don't think tonight's the best time okay

don't think tonight's the best time okay

don't think tonight's the best time okay great I'll just sneak out the back Thai

great I'll just sneak out the back Thai

great I'll just sneak out the back Thai food should be here in 15 minutes try

food should be here in 15 minutes try

food should be here in 15 minutes try not to cheat on me over coconut curry oh

not to cheat on me over coconut curry oh

not to cheat on me over coconut curry oh my God don't puke on my couch

foreign

there you go

there you go

there you go my mom sucks she's gonna hate this video

my mom sucks she's gonna hate this video

my mom sucks she's gonna hate this video so much what video look at my story

so much what video look at my story

so much what video look at my story she has to know who I am your story

I forget you have an old man phone

I forget you have an old man phone

I forget you have an old man phone sometimes

sometimes

sometimes here

hey Mom I know you stopped my social

hey Mom I know you stopped my social

hey Mom I know you stopped my social media as a way of getting connected to

media as a way of getting connected to

media as a way of getting connected to me even though you pretend you don't

me even though you pretend you don't

me even though you pretend you don't know what it is so this video is

know what it is so this video is

know what it is so this video is dedicated to you and this is my friends

dedicated to you and this is my friends

dedicated to you and this is my friends and dreams

and dreams

and dreams she's a girl and I think this is fun and

I'm not actually

perhaps

you're the worst host ever maybe if you

you're the worst host ever maybe if you

you're the worst host ever maybe if you had more friends you wouldn't have to

had more friends you wouldn't have to

had more friends you wouldn't have to rely on me so much I have friends okay

rely on me so much I have friends okay

rely on me so much I have friends okay sure I mean just makes

I should go no no you and I have to be

I should go no no you and I have to be

I should go no no you and I have to be in Naperville Square for an em sure what

in Naperville Square for an em sure what

in Naperville Square for an em sure what for the show

for the show

for the show for the breakdown streaking episode

for the breakdown streaking episode

for the breakdown streaking episode the you know shaved head Brittany but

the you know shaved head Brittany but

the you know shaved head Brittany but better what are you talking about okay

better what are you talking about okay

better what are you talking about okay we need to capitalize on this mucho

we need to capitalize on this mucho

we need to capitalize on this mucho viral article that poptastic just put

viral article that poptastic just put

viral article that poptastic just put out

out

out check it the Heartbreak tour slow motion

check it the Heartbreak tour slow motion

check it the Heartbreak tour slow motion train wreck that puts the ass

train wreck that puts the ass

train wreck that puts the ass back in disaster

back in disaster

back in disaster oh yeah you can't buy this kind of

oh yeah you can't buy this kind of

oh yeah you can't buy this kind of publicity baby

publicity baby

publicity baby so here's your script

so here's your script

so here's your script the name of the bottom here with your

the name of the bottom here with your

the name of the bottom here with your boy bate him

exterior day

exterior day

exterior day Veronica runs screaming through the

Veronica runs screaming through the

Veronica runs screaming through the streets

streets

streets her eyes full of tears and fury

her eyes full of tears and fury

her eyes full of tears and fury clutching a bottle of Stoli

grabbing the vodka

grabbing the vodka

grabbing the vodka she presents it to the sky like Simba in

she presents it to the sky like Simba in

she presents it to the sky like Simba in The Lion King you like you're Rafiki in

The Lion King you like you're Rafiki in

The Lion King you like you're Rafiki in this in this situation yeah I get it I

this in this situation yeah I get it I

this in this situation yeah I get it I just wasn't sure if you've seen the

just wasn't sure if you've seen the

just wasn't sure if you've seen the movie

movie

movie screaming into the abyss

screaming into the abyss

screaming into the abyss Alice Alice why have you forsaken me

the Vodka Pours Down her face

the Vodka Pours Down her face

the Vodka Pours Down her face we feel her anguish as a devastated gay

we feel her anguish as a devastated gay

we feel her anguish as a devastated gay lesbian queer

lesbian queer

lesbian queer woman identifying woman

it's pretty good right

it's pretty good right

it's pretty good right I have a few notes where like spelling

I have a few notes where like spelling

I have a few notes where like spelling or grammar you know on any normal day I

or grammar you know on any normal day I

or grammar you know on any normal day I would never agree to do this in like a

would never agree to do this in like a

would never agree to do this in like a million years but

million years but

million years but whenever I get next level

whenever I get next level

whenever I get next level so Alice pays attention to me I can

so Alice pays attention to me I can

so Alice pays attention to me I can always count on you to embrace

always count on you to embrace

always count on you to embrace self-inflicted drama to punish the

self-inflicted drama to punish the

self-inflicted drama to punish the people you love um high five for

people you love um high five for

people you love um high five for self-awareness

self-awareness

self-awareness oh

oh one more time no you only get the one

oh one more time no you only get the one

oh one more time no you only get the one shot you know that wakey wakey

shot you know that wakey wakey

shot you know that wakey wakey wakey hey hi I'm so sorry to do this but

wakey hey hi I'm so sorry to do this but

wakey hey hi I'm so sorry to do this but I'm gonna need you to go okay oh my God

I'm gonna need you to go okay oh my God

I'm gonna need you to go okay oh my God sounds like someone injected my head

sounds like someone injected my head

sounds like someone injected my head with a thousand bees and the bees all

with a thousand bees and the bees all

with a thousand bees and the bees all hate me they're trying to set themselves

hate me they're trying to set themselves

hate me they're trying to set themselves on fire okay can the bee immolation

on fire okay can the bee immolation

on fire okay can the bee immolation start tomorrow though because Tommy

start tomorrow though because Tommy

start tomorrow though because Tommy Wallace is going to be here in like 10

Wallace is going to be here in like 10

Wallace is going to be here in like 10 minutes

minutes

minutes Alice I'm so sorry

um listen can you actually go out the

um listen can you actually go out the

um listen can you actually go out the back door I just don't want Tommy to get

back door I just don't want Tommy to get

back door I just don't want Tommy to get the wrong idea yeah okay

the wrong idea yeah okay

the wrong idea yeah okay I'll call you

I'll call you

I'll call you you know we're cool you don't have to

you know we're cool you don't have to

you know we're cool you don't have to call

call

call you know what I mean

you know what I mean

you know what I mean yeah

yeah

yeah I know what you mean

so glad to finally have the good half of

so glad to finally have the good half of

so glad to finally have the good half of barbell on the podcast ah I've been

barbell on the podcast ah I've been

barbell on the podcast ah I've been waiting to interview you for forever

waiting to interview you for forever

waiting to interview you for forever uh uh yeah I mean I am

uh uh yeah I mean I am

uh uh yeah I mean I am that's a great podcast and I I've been

that's a great podcast and I I've been

that's a great podcast and I I've been listening for a while yeah gotta

listening for a while yeah gotta

listening for a while yeah gotta interview my gay homies or the you know

interview my gay homies or the you know

interview my gay homies or the you know The Talented ones

elf

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] what a little midnight visit from the

what a little midnight visit from the

what a little midnight visit from the princess

princess

princess Lulu no uh well I mean yeah she was here

Lulu no uh well I mean yeah she was here

Lulu no uh well I mean yeah she was here but not it's not what nicely done dude I

but not it's not what nicely done dude I

but not it's not what nicely done dude I I saw that piece in poptastic womanizing

I saw that piece in poptastic womanizing

I saw that piece in poptastic womanizing soft boy Alice O'Hara

soft boy Alice O'Hara

soft boy Alice O'Hara I spent my coffee out they said that

I spent my coffee out they said that

I spent my coffee out they said that yeah dude don't be upset it's like as a

yeah dude don't be upset it's like as a

yeah dude don't be upset it's like as a compliment

compliment

compliment so uh you want to get started

so uh you want to get started

so uh you want to get started yeah

yeah

yeah yeah

[Music]

[Music]

so I can't stop thinking what if the

so I can't stop thinking what if the

so I can't stop thinking what if the distance

distance

distance [Music]

damn

ladies and gentle ladies I am here with

ladies and gentle ladies I am here with

ladies and gentle ladies I am here with Alice O'Hara performing her original

Alice O'Hara performing her original

Alice O'Hara performing her original track Beth

track Beth

track Beth wow uh I'm gonna be the first one to ask

wow uh I'm gonna be the first one to ask

wow uh I'm gonna be the first one to ask when's the solo album coming out uh

when's the solo album coming out uh

when's the solo album coming out uh I mean once the tour is over I guess uh

I mean once the tour is over I guess uh

I mean once the tour is over I guess uh you know the world is my musical oyster

you know the world is my musical oyster

you know the world is my musical oyster and then you can give the fans what

and then you can give the fans what

and then you can give the fans what they've been begging for

they've been begging for

they've been begging for Alice without Veronica I was just I was

Alice without Veronica I was just I was

Alice without Veronica I was just I was even begging for yeah I mean you're the

even begging for yeah I mean you're the

even begging for yeah I mean you're the talent she's the

talent she's the

talent she's the Am I Wrong uh

Am I Wrong uh

Am I Wrong uh uh I mean I am the talent oh I shot

uh I mean I am the talent oh I shot

uh I mean I am the talent oh I shot fired Veronica no hard feelings if

fired Veronica no hard feelings if

fired Veronica no hard feelings if you're listening oh she won't

you're listening oh she won't

you're listening oh she won't oh I just mean like anything that's not

oh I just mean like anything that's not

oh I just mean like anything that's not explicitly about Veronica Vale does not

explicitly about Veronica Vale does not

explicitly about Veronica Vale does not interest Veronica fail

interest Veronica fail

interest Veronica fail hmm

hmm

hmm sorry uh can we cut

sorry uh can we cut

sorry uh can we cut I did um

I did um

I did um Quizlet can we not use any of that last

Quizlet can we not use any of that last

Quizlet can we not use any of that last part in the podcast

part in the podcast

part in the podcast yeah dude yeah no worries whatever you

yeah dude yeah no worries whatever you

yeah dude yeah no worries whatever you want

no worries

hey so now that we're off the record you

hey so now that we're off the record you

hey so now that we're off the record you can tell me about getting it on with

can tell me about getting it on with

can tell me about getting it on with Lulu Saint Claire oh we're not I just

Lulu Saint Claire oh we're not I just

Lulu Saint Claire oh we're not I just gotta get those semi-strike girls drunk

gotta get those semi-strike girls drunk

gotta get those semi-strike girls drunk enough to sleep with them am I right

enough to sleep with them am I right

enough to sleep with them am I right say what

dude I'm kidding

okay cool uh I mean because that was

okay cool uh I mean because that was

okay cool uh I mean because that was like

like

like not not okay oops trigger warning no I'm

not not okay oops trigger warning no I'm

not not okay oops trigger warning no I'm dude I'm totally kidding

okay uh also just like

okay uh also just like

okay uh also just like Lulu and I are not sleeping together

Lulu and I are not sleeping together

Lulu and I are not sleeping together period

period

period okay I get it yeah no all all that other

okay I get it yeah no all all that other

okay I get it yeah no all all that other stuff like

stuff like

stuff like off the Record

cool I'll just uh

thank you for listening to another

thank you for listening to another

thank you for listening to another episode of hot peace I am Tommy Wallace

episode of hot peace I am Tommy Wallace

episode of hot peace I am Tommy Wallace and don't forget to subscribe to our

and don't forget to subscribe to our

and don't forget to subscribe to our channel so we can slide into your feed

channel so we can slide into your feed

channel so we can slide into your feed you see my charger

you see my charger

you see my charger when did you get here didn't realize we

when did you get here didn't realize we

when did you get here didn't realize we had company Veronica you never texted me

had company Veronica you never texted me

had company Veronica you never texted me about our follow-up to lobsterfest I'm

about our follow-up to lobsterfest I'm

about our follow-up to lobsterfest I'm loving this Harajuku hottie is it

loving this Harajuku hottie is it

loving this Harajuku hottie is it possible for you to say a combination of

possible for you to say a combination of

possible for you to say a combination of words that doesn't make me feel violated

words that doesn't make me feel violated

words that doesn't make me feel violated felony you look nice

Tom and I were just finishing up uh

Tom and I were just finishing up uh

Tom and I were just finishing up uh recording for her podcast

I'll just uh leave

me thanks Alice

me thanks Alice

me thanks Alice um hey I'm shooting the photos for

um hey I'm shooting the photos for

um hey I'm shooting the photos for LuLu's Rolling Stone cover so

LuLu's Rolling Stone cover so

LuLu's Rolling Stone cover so strap by the studio

strap by the studio

strap by the studio oh cool yeah thanks

oh cool yeah thanks

oh cool yeah thanks See you ladies

oh that woman is like a nightmare Goblin

oh that woman is like a nightmare Goblin

oh that woman is like a nightmare Goblin boy with a vagina on speed

boy with a vagina on speed

boy with a vagina on speed yeah when you tell me she's such a woke

yeah when you tell me she's such a woke

yeah when you tell me she's such a woke a sleaze bag I don't know Alice why

a sleaze bag I don't know Alice why

a sleaze bag I don't know Alice why didn't you ever tell me that you wrote

didn't you ever tell me that you wrote

didn't you ever tell me that you wrote an entire song about my ex-girlfriend

an entire song about my ex-girlfriend

an entire song about my ex-girlfriend you heard that yeah and for the record

you heard that yeah and for the record

you heard that yeah and for the record your Bonnie Bear Soap Opera fantasy

your Bonnie Bear Soap Opera fantasy

your Bonnie Bear Soap Opera fantasy version of my love life is like next

version of my love life is like next

version of my love life is like next level emotional appropriation drawing on

level emotional appropriation drawing on

level emotional appropriation drawing on jealousy is amused is my right as an

jealousy is amused is my right as an

jealousy is amused is my right as an artist

we're gonna have one of those days

I think I'm gonna stay in a hotel until

I think I'm gonna stay in a hotel until

I think I'm gonna stay in a hotel until I

I

I we have to go to Calgary

we have to go to Calgary

we have to go to Calgary okay

that's it

no I love you Veronica please stay

no I love you Veronica please stay

no I love you Veronica please stay Veronica let's talk about this

okay let's talk about this

how was your sleepover

how was your sleepover

how was your sleepover she was a master and she slept on the

she was a master and she slept on the

she was a master and she slept on the couch yeah of course she did

okay I'll just go and get a few things

okay I'll just go and get a few things

okay I'll just go and get a few things and we'll go

and we'll go

and we'll go check out this video I posted with

check out this video I posted with

check out this video I posted with Richard Next Level Veronica vale's

Richard Next Level Veronica vale's

Richard Next Level Veronica vale's self-destruction

self-destruction

self-destruction just the tits to your talent babe

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] what's the first thing you see

what's the first thing you see

what's the first thing you see boobs

y'all see that wrinkle on her forehead

y'all see that wrinkle on her forehead

y'all see that wrinkle on her forehead it looks like 22 she's already hurting

it looks like 22 she's already hurting

it looks like 22 she's already hurting this is this is gonna be great already

this is this is gonna be great already

this is this is gonna be great already your art show is the hypest ticket in

your art show is the hypest ticket in

your art show is the hypest ticket in town Dallas and that's meant she's gonna

town Dallas and that's meant she's gonna

town Dallas and that's meant she's gonna be a soup finale for The Heartbreak tour

be a soup finale for The Heartbreak tour

be a soup finale for The Heartbreak tour life yeah I really hope blue and her

life yeah I really hope blue and her

life yeah I really hope blue and her crew bring it you know music wise I'm

crew bring it you know music wise I'm

crew bring it you know music wise I'm I gotta admit I'm not a big fan all

I gotta admit I'm not a big fan all

I gotta admit I'm not a big fan all right but uh

right but uh

right but uh I'm always down to how about a fell a

I'm always down to how about a fell a

I'm always down to how about a fell a bra oh my homie sexual oh

bra oh my homie sexual oh

bra oh my homie sexual oh Tommy hi so nice to see you again this

Tommy hi so nice to see you again this

Tommy hi so nice to see you again this is Gerard hey hey read your graphic

is Gerard hey hey read your graphic

is Gerard hey hey read your graphic novel

novel

novel and this is tangerine

and this is tangerine

and this is tangerine nice to meet you

nice to meet you

nice to meet you I'm a hugger huh can I get a hug

you have my consent to hug me bring it

you have my consent to hug me bring it

you have my consent to hug me bring it in oh yeah

in oh yeah

in oh yeah okay okay yeah so we ready to make some

okay okay yeah so we ready to make some

okay okay yeah so we ready to make some magic

magic

magic these photos are gonna break the

these photos are gonna break the

these photos are gonna break the internet Rolling Stone ready

internet Rolling Stone ready

internet Rolling Stone ready okay let's do it

okay let's do it

okay let's do it oh yeah

oh my god oh oh my God you guys look

oh my god oh oh my God you guys look

oh my god oh oh my God you guys look amazing

amazing

amazing hey by the way Lou my boy Calvin Harris

hey by the way Lou my boy Calvin Harris

hey by the way Lou my boy Calvin Harris says hello really yeah we were uh oh

says hello really yeah we were uh oh

says hello really yeah we were uh oh yeah see some waves coming up Venice

yeah see some waves coming up Venice

yeah see some waves coming up Venice Beach last weekend you surf

Beach last weekend you surf

Beach last weekend you surf yeah girl Hells yeah girl if I wasn't a

yeah girl Hells yeah girl if I wasn't a

yeah girl Hells yeah girl if I wasn't a photographer music producer world

photographer music producer world

photographer music producer world renowned graffiti artist all I would do

renowned graffiti artist all I would do

renowned graffiti artist all I would do is catch ways

is catch ways

is catch ways and feels sangerine it looks could count

and feels sangerine it looks could count

and feels sangerine it looks could count on me oh my gosh me yeah right I um I

on me oh my gosh me yeah right I um I

on me oh my gosh me yeah right I um I lived in Costa Rica for a year and I

lived in Costa Rica for a year and I

lived in Costa Rica for a year and I learned to Surf oh oh girl next time

learned to Surf oh oh girl next time

learned to Surf oh oh girl next time you're out in La we gotta get you out

you're out in La we gotta get you out

you're out in La we gotta get you out there get you nice and wet yes please

champagne delivery boy at your service

champagne delivery boy at your service

champagne delivery boy at your service okay let's toast to a fabulous cover I

okay let's toast to a fabulous cover I

okay let's toast to a fabulous cover I need even better finale okay photo shoot

need even better finale okay photo shoot

need even better finale okay photo shoot is over let's style this pop some

is over let's style this pop some

is over let's style this pop some bubbles for these boobs I don't drink

bubbles for these boobs I don't drink

bubbles for these boobs I don't drink champagne but I can pretend to enjoy

champagne but I can pretend to enjoy

champagne but I can pretend to enjoy this interaction for 15 more minutes we

this interaction for 15 more minutes we

this interaction for 15 more minutes we can only stay for one drink I have

can only stay for one drink I have

can only stay for one drink I have another fake date tonight with Alice for

another fake date tonight with Alice for

another fake date tonight with Alice for the show

the show

the show yeah what about you surfer girl huh same

yeah what about you surfer girl huh same

yeah what about you surfer girl huh same for just one drink or what I guess I

for just one drink or what I guess I

for just one drink or what I guess I would love to tell you about who Calvin

would love to tell you about who Calvin

would love to tell you about who Calvin thinks the real time

thinks the real time

thinks the real time yes tell me Champagne Papi

that's what I'm saying girl you gotta

that's what I'm saying girl you gotta

that's what I'm saying girl you gotta take credit where credit is due you are

take credit where credit is due you are

take credit where credit is due you are an artist okay Lulu is just another

an artist okay Lulu is just another

an artist okay Lulu is just another wannabe

wannabe

wannabe Miley yeah but

Miley yeah but

Miley yeah but I'm fine with access for two more albums

I'm fine with access for two more albums

I'm fine with access for two more albums with this band

with this band

with this band nothing a good lawyer can't fix

nothing a good lawyer can't fix

nothing a good lawyer can't fix you know what I'm gonna hook you up yeah

you know what I'm gonna hook you up yeah

you know what I'm gonna hook you up yeah first a lawyer then Calvin uh I just

first a lawyer then Calvin uh I just

first a lawyer then Calvin uh I just want to sing my own stuff

oh my God your passion is so inspiring

uh

foreign

look at me

oh my oh my God

you're so good at this

oh yeah

hmm

hmm

hmm oh yeah

yeah you know what you want to just like

yeah you know what you want to just like

yeah you know what you want to just like take this off

for the photos

for the photos

for the photos yeah girl let's make some art

yeah girl let's make some art

yeah girl let's make some art okay

but just for clearance and just for the

but just for clearance and just for the

but just for clearance and just for the photos right yes

photos right yes

photos right yes of course

then

oh yeah

lie down

oh my God

oh my God

you put your legs up

you put your legs up

you put your legs up yeah

yeah

yeah oh um

those pants have got to come off too

thank you

sorry I am

sorry I am

sorry I am I shouldn't be here

I shouldn't be here

I shouldn't be here I should go

sorry ah I'm sorry sorry

okay I hope I didn't

okay I hope I didn't

okay I hope I didn't make things weird

make things weird

make things weird sorry I'm I'm weird I just

I still want to work with you

I still want to work with you

I still want to work with you and Calvin

and Calvin

and Calvin yeah yeah cool bro I I mean we're both

yeah yeah cool bro I I mean we're both

yeah yeah cool bro I I mean we're both really busy for the next couple months

really busy for the next couple months

really busy for the next couple months but I'll definitely um

but I'll definitely um

but I'll definitely um definitely get in touch and like the

definitely get in touch and like the

definitely get in touch and like the Springer

Springer

Springer never

spring

spring

spring yeah I got a lot on my plate right now

sure you want to go

you want me

yes

thank you

[Music]

hello

hello

hello hi

hi

hi and

and

and can you come can you come pick me up

can you come can you come pick me up

can you come can you come pick me up I'm sorry I know it's late

yeah it's me

we just

we just

we just sitting here waiting in the dark

sitting here waiting in the dark

sitting here waiting in the dark yes

why

I perceived a threat

I perceived a threat

I perceived a threat a predator

let's go

are you okay

are you okay

are you okay yeah whatever I'm fine

I had a great night

Tommy's cool

she

she

she likes my music

she's gonna show it to some people

you're talented Sandrine

you're talented Sandrine

you're talented Sandrine you're an artist

you're an artist

you're an artist thanks

Tommy's not an artist she's destroyed

Tommy's not an artist she's destroyed

Tommy's not an artist she's destroyed can you just drive

I love Petty Queen

I love Petty Queen

I love Petty Queen [Music]

what's up Miss Rich leave a message

what's up Miss Rich leave a message

what's up Miss Rich leave a message after the beep

after the beep

after the beep hey Richard

hey Richard

hey Richard um I'm sorry I'm late for this dance

um I'm sorry I'm late for this dance

um I'm sorry I'm late for this dance call I

call I

call I I'm not feeling really well

I'm not feeling really well

I'm not feeling really well and I don't think I'm gonna make it in

Richard

Richard

Richard I thought I was leaving a message

I thought I was leaving a message

I thought I was leaving a message life is psychological warfare sweetie I

life is psychological warfare sweetie I

life is psychological warfare sweetie I need to talk to you hello hello hello

need to talk to you hello hello hello

need to talk to you hello hello hello hello hello

hey it's Rich what's up I think I lost

hey it's Rich what's up I think I lost

hey it's Rich what's up I think I lost you there uh I don't think I can do this

you there uh I don't think I can do this

you there uh I don't think I can do this dance rehearsal today and if I'm being

dance rehearsal today and if I'm being

dance rehearsal today and if I'm being completely honest with you

completely honest with you

completely honest with you perform and Tommy show

perform and Tommy show

perform and Tommy show okay okay okay

okay okay okay

okay okay okay question do you remember when you begged

question do you remember when you begged

question do you remember when you begged me to let you choreograph the non-sexual

me to let you choreograph the non-sexual

me to let you choreograph the non-sexual climax of the finale episode of

climax of the finale episode of

climax of the finale episode of heartbreak tour to her life 17 people

heartbreak tour to her life 17 people

heartbreak tour to her life 17 people have learned the dance to a flash mob

have learned the dance to a flash mob

have learned the dance to a flash mob that the network did not want me to have

that the network did not want me to have

that the network did not want me to have so Sandrine are you gonna ruin my

so Sandrine are you gonna ruin my

so Sandrine are you gonna ruin my masterpiece or say June are you gonna go

are you in yet

are you in yet

are you in yet Sandrine is there any way that we cannot

Sandrine is there any way that we cannot

Sandrine is there any way that we cannot remove any touching between Alice and I

remove any touching between Alice and I

remove any touching between Alice and I during the dance would want to uh impede

during the dance would want to uh impede

during the dance would want to uh impede on her artistic genius in any way I

on her artistic genius in any way I

on her artistic genius in any way I think that everyone's artistic genius is

think that everyone's artistic genius is

think that everyone's artistic genius is equal in art and life where the actual

equal in art and life where the actual

equal in art and life where the actual freak is Gerard he said it was his Moon

freak is Gerard he said it was his Moon

freak is Gerard he said it was his Moon time wait what oh it doesn't matter

time wait what oh it doesn't matter

time wait what oh it doesn't matter let's take it from the top five six

let's take it from the top five six

let's take it from the top five six thanks six five six seven eight one two

thanks six five six seven eight one two

thanks six five six seven eight one two three and four check each other stop

three and four check each other stop

three and four check each other stop trying to look sexy Veronica you look

trying to look sexy Veronica you look

trying to look sexy Veronica you look like a drunk Flamingo out in out swoop

like a drunk Flamingo out in out swoop

like a drunk Flamingo out in out swoop Alice you are consistently one two seven

Alice you are consistently one two seven

Alice you are consistently one two seven beats behind me up go to sleep go to

beats behind me up go to sleep go to

beats behind me up go to sleep go to sleep and Lulu I'm gonna need you to

sleep and Lulu I'm gonna need you to

sleep and Lulu I'm gonna need you to follow me on Instagram oh my God

follow me on Instagram oh my God

follow me on Instagram oh my God Veronica I am so sorry fully did not

Veronica I am so sorry fully did not

Veronica I am so sorry fully did not mean to do that

mean to do that

mean to do that what what part of the Instagram

what what part of the Instagram

what what part of the Instagram you need to follow me on Instagram now

you need to follow me on Instagram now

you need to follow me on Instagram now now oh

now oh

now oh [Music]

that is my account just press follow

that is my account just press follow

that is my account just press follow that's all you need to do Lulu your nose

that's all you need to do Lulu your nose

that's all you need to do Lulu your nose is bleeding I'm gonna grab something

great now we are going to do an insta

great now we are going to do an insta

great now we are going to do an insta live

live

live my babies doing a little take over my

my babies doing a little take over my

my babies doing a little take over my BFF Lulu's account say hi leeloo

BFF Lulu's account say hi leeloo

BFF Lulu's account say hi leeloo oh yeah there's blood everywhere why are

oh yeah there's blood everywhere why are

oh yeah there's blood everywhere why are you bleeding

you bleeding

you bleeding your mom's calling I'll get rid of her

your mom's calling I'll get rid of her

your mom's calling I'll get rid of her Heather yeah we're just we're just a

Heather yeah we're just we're just a

Heather yeah we're just we're just a little bit busy right now I

little bit busy right now I

little bit busy right now I she's flying

why

why

why okay okay

okay okay

okay okay that's your mom

that's your mom

that's your mom hi hi Mom

are you okay I'm fine it's just a

are you okay I'm fine it's just a

are you okay I'm fine it's just a nosebleed I think we should give them

nosebleed I think we should give them

nosebleed I think we should give them some space

Sandrine seem off to you I don't know

Sandrine seem off to you I don't know

Sandrine seem off to you I don't know you're the expert in social media

you're the expert in social media

you're the expert in social media breakdowns

breakdowns

breakdowns so you're watching my Instagram

I know it's my Millennial way of letting

I know it's my Millennial way of letting

I know it's my Millennial way of letting you know I'm still alive

she's seen all those strings chill Mom

she's seen all those strings chill Mom

she's seen all those strings chill Mom it's

it's

it's it's like the peace handshake at Mass

uh Lucinda

uh Lucinda

uh Lucinda I read that book you sent us

I read that book you sent us

I read that book you sent us I sent you a book

I sent you a book

I sent you a book the closet and into our hearts was

the closet and into our hearts was

the closet and into our hearts was informative informative

and Dad

the moment he talked to me

he just needs some time

he just needs some time

he just needs some time you know I tried to get him to

you know I tried to get him to

you know I tried to get him to drink cool

look Mom I should go I'll call you later

look Mom I should go I'll call you later

look Mom I should go I'll call you later okay oh

I love you

I love you

I love you love you too Mom

I was just gonna leave this here

sorry I went all Girl Interrupted on you

sorry I went all Girl Interrupted on you

sorry I went all Girl Interrupted on you thanks

thanks

thanks I know how hard it can be

I know how hard it can be

I know how hard it can be the pressure

whatever it takes right

[Music]

stop

Veronica

Veronica

Veronica the walls are very thin and I can hear

the walls are very thin and I can hear

the walls are very thin and I can hear you

I don't have X-ray vision

you come here

even better

nice nighty

nice nighty

nice nighty thanks

thanks

thanks have you seen this poster for Tommy

have you seen this poster for Tommy

have you seen this poster for Tommy Wallace's art show

Wallace's art show

Wallace's art show nope

wow

bold there is no way that Sandrine said

bold there is no way that Sandrine said

bold there is no way that Sandrine said that she could use those

because it's it's provocative I mean I

because it's it's provocative I mean I

because it's it's provocative I mean I don't think that we should be

don't think that we should be

don't think that we should be judging based on amount of skin shells

judging based on amount of skin shells

judging based on amount of skin shells yes Alice I think I understand the

yes Alice I think I understand the

yes Alice I think I understand the concept of shaming

concept of shaming

concept of shaming Tommy Wallace is a predator

Tommy Wallace is a predator

Tommy Wallace is a predator good girls I think that Sandra needs to

good girls I think that Sandra needs to

good girls I think that Sandra needs to see this

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God she can't

she can't

she can't we were just having fun she never said

we were just having fun she never said

we were just having fun she never said anything about showing these

anything about showing these

anything about showing these I had a feeling you might not have given

I had a feeling you might not have given

I had a feeling you might not have given the go ahead on this oh I feel like such

the go ahead on this oh I feel like such

the go ahead on this oh I feel like such an idiot look you

an idiot look you

an idiot look you you don't have to tell us but uh did she

you don't have to tell us but uh did she

you don't have to tell us but uh did she try anything else with you

yeah

yeah

yeah but we're both super drunk

but we're both super drunk

but we're both super drunk I was drunk I

I was drunk I

I was drunk I and we did

stuff

in um were you into it

in um were you into it

in um were you into it no

sort of

I don't know I

I don't know I

I don't know I people I know are going to see these

people I know are going to see these

people I know are going to see these photos

photos

photos I mean from a technical standpoint you

I mean from a technical standpoint you

I mean from a technical standpoint you look amazing like literally incredible I

look amazing like literally incredible I

look amazing like literally incredible I mean if I mean if it uh makes you feel

mean if I mean if it uh makes you feel

mean if I mean if it uh makes you feel any better there's like literally

any better there's like literally

any better there's like literally hundreds of naked photos of me clogging

hundreds of naked photos of me clogging

hundreds of naked photos of me clogging up the internet from my nude art

up the internet from my nude art

up the internet from my nude art modeling days maybe not helpful with the

modeling days maybe not helpful with the

modeling days maybe not helpful with the new modeling references Veronica maybe

new modeling references Veronica maybe

new modeling references Veronica maybe not helpful being on a verified sexual

not helpful being on a verified sexual

not helpful being on a verified sexual predators podcast Alice

predators podcast Alice

predators podcast Alice you know yeah you could press charges

you know yeah you could press charges

you know yeah you could press charges you know reporting lesbian sex crime

you know reporting lesbian sex crime

you know reporting lesbian sex crime it's not exactly a picnic I I don't want

it's not exactly a picnic I I don't want

it's not exactly a picnic I I don't want to press charges I want to like hire

to press charges I want to like hire

to press charges I want to like hire Anonymous like take her down or

Anonymous like take her down or

Anonymous like take her down or something so we go Rogue public shaming

something so we go Rogue public shaming

something so we go Rogue public shaming she'll deny it

she'll deny it

she'll deny it ah what

ah what

ah what remember that podcast interview thing I

remember that podcast interview thing I

remember that podcast interview thing I did for her she

did for her she

did for her she said something about

said something about

said something about getting straight girls drunk enough to

getting straight girls drunk enough to

getting straight girls drunk enough to have sex with them

have sex with them

have sex with them she said that to you and she sent me the

she said that to you and she sent me the

she said that to you and she sent me the raw audio so that should be on the file

raw audio so that should be on the file

raw audio so that should be on the file dude we crashed the art show yes we

dude we crashed the art show yes we

dude we crashed the art show yes we rigged the sound system and then show

rigged the sound system and then show

rigged the sound system and then show the audience the artist totally woke

the audience the artist totally woke

the audience the artist totally woke vision for the show

vision for the show

vision for the show are you sure that you would feel

are you sure that you would feel

are you sure that you would feel comfortable performing in the show I

comfortable performing in the show I

comfortable performing in the show I love singing more than anything she

love singing more than anything she

love singing more than anything she can't take that away from me also I hate

can't take that away from me also I hate

can't take that away from me also I hate to break it to you but Hell hath no fury

to break it to you but Hell hath no fury

to break it to you but Hell hath no fury like a Richard if you try to mess with

like a Richard if you try to mess with

like a Richard if you try to mess with his reality TV show finale we'll need a

his reality TV show finale we'll need a

his reality TV show finale we'll need a driver

driver

driver [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and the distraction and someone to burn

and the distraction and someone to burn

and the distraction and someone to burn the building down

the building down

the building down Veronica no sorry

Veronica no sorry

Veronica no sorry okay

okay

okay I will find the audio

I will find the audio

I will find the audio you go rally Gerard and Lulu copy that

what nothing

Lulu first

what do you want I need your help I'm

what do you want I need your help I'm

what do you want I need your help I'm not interested in whatever 12-step

not interested in whatever 12-step

not interested in whatever 12-step program you're using to alleviate your

program you're using to alleviate your

program you're using to alleviate your guilt I have a show to get ready for no

guilt I have a show to get ready for no

guilt I have a show to get ready for no no wait look Lulu I

no wait look Lulu I

no wait look Lulu I look I know I'm a monster okay

look I know I'm a monster okay

look I know I'm a monster okay I made you look at my boobs covered in

I made you look at my boobs covered in

I made you look at my boobs covered in whipped cream and then I

whipped cream and then I

whipped cream and then I kind of

kind of

kind of sort of told your mom that you were

sort of told your mom that you were

sort of told your mom that you were maybe a little bit gay and that was a

maybe a little bit gay and that was a

maybe a little bit gay and that was a thing that I did and I am not proud of

thing that I did and I am not proud of

thing that I did and I am not proud of it and I'm gonna probably burn in fiery

it and I'm gonna probably burn in fiery

it and I'm gonna probably burn in fiery Gail for me

Gail for me

Gail for me outing transgressions and

outing transgressions and

outing transgressions and I

I'm

I'm

I'm sorry I'll go

sorry I'll go

sorry I'll go wait

wait

wait did you send my mom a book

did you send my mom a book

did you send my mom a book uh out of the closet and into our hearts

uh out of the closet and into our hearts

uh out of the closet and into our hearts uh yeah

uh yeah

uh yeah yeah I did

yeah I did

yeah I did I I

also sent her

also sent her

also sent her always my child

always my child

always my child a parent's guide to understanding your

a parent's guide to understanding your

a parent's guide to understanding your gay lesbian bisexual transgender queer

gay lesbian bisexual transgender queer

gay lesbian bisexual transgender queer questioning son daughter or other

questioning son daughter or other

questioning son daughter or other well she read it really

well she read it really

well she read it really yeah

yeah

yeah I don't know if she liked it but she

I don't know if she liked it but she

I don't know if she liked it but she read it

read it

read it that's a start

when I was

when I was

when I was 16

16

16 um my mom threw me a coming out party

um my mom threw me a coming out party

um my mom threw me a coming out party she tried to get Natasha Leone to

she tried to get Natasha Leone to

she tried to get Natasha Leone to perform true colors

perform true colors

perform true colors really embarrassing

really embarrassing

really embarrassing it's like she just

it's like she just

it's like she just Googled how to make your gay daughter

Googled how to make your gay daughter

Googled how to make your gay daughter feel loved and combine the first two

feel loved and combine the first two

feel loved and combine the first two search results I guess it doesn't matter

search results I guess it doesn't matter

search results I guess it doesn't matter if they're liberal or conservative our

if they're liberal or conservative our

if they're liberal or conservative our parents are going to screw us up no

parents are going to screw us up no

parents are going to screw us up no matter what

matter what

matter what uh I'm assuming you need something else

uh I'm assuming you need something else

uh I'm assuming you need something else yeah

it's not for me

it's not for me

it's not for me have you seen this

wow did Sandrine okay this no

wow did Sandrine okay this no

wow did Sandrine okay this no and we have certifiable proof Beyond it

and we have certifiable proof Beyond it

and we have certifiable proof Beyond it the tummy Wallace is a dirt bag

the tummy Wallace is a dirt bag

the tummy Wallace is a dirt bag what do you need me to do I need a

what do you need me to do I need a

what do you need me to do I need a distraction have used this dress before

distraction have used this dress before

distraction have used this dress before certified Fail-Safe

tonight the beasts will ride

whoa

whoa

whoa take me their hands around the waist I

take me their hands around the waist I

take me their hands around the waist I don't got a name for the special place I

don't got a name for the special place I

don't got a name for the special place I can stay all day I got time to waste

can stay all day I got time to waste

can stay all day I got time to waste come on up get a taste body shape like a

come on up get a taste body shape like a

come on up get a taste body shape like a vase call me in the lobby started

vase call me in the lobby started

vase call me in the lobby started talking to me obviously the party

talking to me obviously the party

talking to me obviously the party started early that day flirted that way

started early that day flirted that way

started early that day flirted that way where we caught some rays did you get

where we caught some rays did you get

where we caught some rays did you get the audio

the audio

the audio yep

in battle there is honor we come for

in battle there is honor we come for

in battle there is honor we come for justice not Glory

justice not Glory

justice not Glory if she attack I shall fight her

if she attack I shall fight her

if she attack I shall fight her this isn't done Kirk Gerard it's an art

this isn't done Kirk Gerard it's an art

this isn't done Kirk Gerard it's an art show Harry Styles would be proud hey Lou

show Harry Styles would be proud hey Lou

show Harry Styles would be proud hey Lou didn't you and Harry have a thing before

didn't you and Harry have a thing before

didn't you and Harry have a thing before your vagina face uh no Veronica I think

your vagina face uh no Veronica I think

your vagina face uh no Veronica I think that was your mom

that was your mom

that was your mom and the student has become the master

and the student has become the master

and the student has become the master gentleman to the gallery

gentleman to the gallery

gentleman to the gallery for we slay at dawn

for we slay at dawn

for we slay at dawn I mean Sunset perfect

I mean Sunset perfect

I mean Sunset perfect work you got that perfect worth it

work you got that perfect worth it

work you got that perfect worth it perfect birthday

[Music]

you know I've always wanted to ride on

you know I've always wanted to ride on

you know I've always wanted to ride on the back of a motorcycle

the back of a motorcycle

the back of a motorcycle [Music]

this is hot

this is hot

this is hot are you so good at this and so bad at

are you so good at this and so bad at

are you so good at this and so bad at social media because I love music and I

social media because I love music and I

social media because I love music and I hate social media

hate social media

hate social media you're good at the things you love

okay uh click this and the whole Gallery

okay uh click this and the whole Gallery

okay uh click this and the whole Gallery here's what a slug Tommy Wallace is

here's what a slug Tommy Wallace is

here's what a slug Tommy Wallace is Richard Richard

Richard Richard

Richard Richard time there's no way I'm letting you to

time there's no way I'm letting you to

time there's no way I'm letting you to ruin my finale Richard give me the

ruin my finale Richard give me the

ruin my finale Richard give me the laptop okay I get it guys you're jealous

laptop okay I get it guys you're jealous

laptop okay I get it guys you're jealous Lou is playing the hottest hypest art

Lou is playing the hottest hypest art

Lou is playing the hottest hypest art show in town I've been there like how

show in town I've been there like how

show in town I've been there like how could you let Tommy use those photos of

could you let Tommy use those photos of

could you let Tommy use those photos of Sandra

Sandra

Sandra she said she was cool yeah well she

she said she was cool yeah well she

she said she was cool yeah well she wasn't

yes okay obviously that's awful all

yes okay obviously that's awful all

yes okay obviously that's awful all right but whatever vigilante justice you

right but whatever vigilante justice you

right but whatever vigilante justice you guys are cooking up can I just couldn't

guys are cooking up can I just couldn't

guys are cooking up can I just couldn't tell after the performance please all

tell after the performance please all

tell after the performance please all right just get a glass of champagne

right just get a glass of champagne

right just get a glass of champagne relax right I'm taking 20 a little more

relax right I'm taking 20 a little more

relax right I'm taking 20 a little more Richard um

Richard um

Richard um what if we could uh give you a finale

what if we could uh give you a finale

what if we could uh give you a finale that's better than that one

that's better than that one

that's better than that one okay I'm listening Okay so

okay I'm listening Okay so

okay I'm listening Okay so you let us play the clip and um I'll

you let us play the clip and um I'll

you let us play the clip and um I'll I'll show my boobs everybody's seen your

I'll show my boobs everybody's seen your

I'll show my boobs everybody's seen your boothron that is nothing for us okay

boothron that is nothing for us okay

boothron that is nothing for us okay okay yeah sure

there's nothing else I think we should

there's nothing else I think we should

there's nothing else I think we should let's go get out of here guys

juicy

see

see

see oh clearance

oh clearance

oh clearance he can't tell you

he can't tell you

he can't tell you tell me

tell me

tell me [Music]

I can't your reaction has to be on

I can't your reaction has to be on

I can't your reaction has to be on rehearsed You're gonna laugh so hard

rehearsed You're gonna laugh so hard

rehearsed You're gonna laugh so hard about this later though

someone else's Twitter account is about

someone else's Twitter account is about

someone else's Twitter account is about to have a rough night

we're doing everything yeah I mean Tommy

we're doing everything yeah I mean Tommy

we're doing everything yeah I mean Tommy deserves this oh she definitely deserves

deserves this oh she definitely deserves

deserves this oh she definitely deserves I mean there could be other people so

I mean there could be other people so

I mean there could be other people so there are

there are

there are you know other people

you know other people

you know other people yep

yep

yep yeah

me

me

me what

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] forgive me

all right we've got time for one more

all right we've got time for one more

all right we've got time for one more song before we wrap this thing up

seven straight girls

seven straight girls

seven straight girls here

bro are you serious oh I am not your bro

bro are you serious oh I am not your bro

bro are you serious oh I am not your bro [Music]

[Music]

[Music] bro are you serious

bro are you serious

bro are you serious I think you really need

I think you really need

I think you really need some professional help

hello everybody

hello everybody

hello everybody so the audio that you are hearing right

so the audio that you are hearing right

so the audio that you are hearing right now is brought to you by tonight's

now is brought to you by tonight's

now is brought to you by tonight's artist

artist

artist s

s

s Tommy had sex with me six years ago

Tommy had sex with me six years ago

Tommy had sex with me six years ago after I had consumed

after I had consumed

after I had consumed about a liter and a half of tequila I

about a liter and a half of tequila I

about a liter and a half of tequila I woke up the next morning with no pants

woke up the next morning with no pants

woke up the next morning with no pants on and zero memory of how it gotten

on and zero memory of how it gotten

on and zero memory of how it gotten there

you might recognize me from some of the

you might recognize me from some of the

you might recognize me from some of the photos that are on display here tonight

photos that are on display here tonight

photos that are on display here tonight I was never asked if those could be

I was never asked if those could be

I was never asked if those could be shown

shown

shown I would have said no

Tommy dear

Tommy dear

Tommy dear I think you gotta go

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] goodbye zombie it's not been nice hope

goodbye zombie it's not been nice hope

goodbye zombie it's not been nice hope you seek some professional advice let's

you seek some professional advice let's

you seek some professional advice let's all let that witch rate on our parade

all let that witch rate on our parade

all let that witch rate on our parade [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'll make myself to know what's real

I'll make myself to know what's real

I'll make myself to know what's real my button heart will learn to feel

almost

almost

almost [Music]

[Music]

[Music] shows me

shows me

shows me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] everybody

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] they kept you up at night

[Music]

Veronica

Veronica

Veronica [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

Monica Vale

Monica Vale

Monica Vale will you give me the honor

of marrying me

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

Tommy Wallace's art show was literally

Tommy Wallace's art show was literally

Tommy Wallace's art show was literally on fire actually the building is on fire

the building's on fire stop drop and

the building's on fire stop drop and

the building's on fire stop drop and roll

Gerard you could have set the entire

Gerard you could have set the entire

Gerard you could have set the entire building on fire I wanted to make a

building on fire I wanted to make a

building on fire I wanted to make a grand Jester you've been kind to me yeah

yeah I have something to tell you uh I

yeah I have something to tell you uh I

yeah I have something to tell you uh I understand if you don't want to be my

understand if you don't want to be my

understand if you don't want to be my friend after I tell you this look I know

I know

I know

I know you're the first human I've ever told

you're the first human I've ever told

you're the first human I've ever told sorry what you're the first human I've

sorry what you're the first human I've

sorry what you're the first human I've ever told

ever told

ever told so cool I am oh so cool with that I

so cool I am oh so cool with that I

so cool I am oh so cool with that I would love to know more about what

would love to know more about what

would love to know more about what that's like there you guys are I have

that's like there you guys are I have

that's like there you guys are I have Richard's car keys do I ride oh well

Richard's car keys do I ride oh well

Richard's car keys do I ride oh well there's no full moon tonight

drive drive

drive drive

drive drive go go go go oh should we go back to the

go go go go oh should we go back to the

go go go go oh should we go back to the others that's okay I gave him the keys

others that's okay I gave him the keys

others that's okay I gave him the keys to Richard's fully loaded Tesla

to Richard's fully loaded Tesla

to Richard's fully loaded Tesla oh my God what is our stupid life oh God

oh my God what is our stupid life oh God

oh my God what is our stupid life oh God Twitter is gonna burn itself Alive

Twitter is gonna burn itself Alive

Twitter is gonna burn itself Alive Tonight

Tonight

Tonight proposal oh my God maybe it was the

proposal oh my God maybe it was the

proposal oh my God maybe it was the vodka shots but I'll be real with you

vodka shots but I'll be real with you

vodka shots but I'll be real with you part of me was kind of loving it what

so you've been drinking again

I've ever made us think that we could do

I've ever made us think that we could do

I've ever made us think that we could do this

love

being dumb

foreign

with a

bulimic alcoholic with Tendencies to

bulimic alcoholic with Tendencies to

bulimic alcoholic with Tendencies to shoplift and commit arson

I don't know

you're the only person that I've Ever

you're the only person that I've Ever

you're the only person that I've Ever Wanted Alice

I love you

you deserve someone that you don't have

you deserve someone that you don't have

you deserve someone that you don't have to take care of

here's there someone who can give you a

here's there someone who can give you a

here's there someone who can give you a fresh start

do you think that could be you

I don't know I

life without you would be boring

like I can already see that

like I can already see that

like I can already see that endless string of draft texts that I'm

endless string of draft texts that I'm

endless string of draft texts that I'm never gonna send to people I wish would

never gonna send to people I wish would

never gonna send to people I wish would hang out with me

oh Alice

the barbell vortex

no one else is ever really gonna like

no one else is ever really gonna like

no one else is ever really gonna like get it

get it

get it are they

where are we going

where do you want to go

I just don't want to get out of this car

I just don't want to get out of this car

I just don't want to get out of this car because it feels like the end

beginning

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] right

right

right [Music]

[Music]

[Music] now

let's dance

[Music]

along the rattles

along the rattles

along the rattles [Music]

[Music]

[Music] your bicycle

in the sky think to yourself

in the sky think to yourself

in the sky think to yourself [Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] these instructions

all right

all right

all right [Music]

foreign