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Packed in there perfectly
like a Jenga, Nora.
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Oh.
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Nora, what are you doing?
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Didn't you just work
a full day at the bodega?
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Yeah. Can't stop, won't stop, Father.
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I gotta sell some of
my old shoes on Depop.
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I got my little slime biz here,
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getting ready to ship out
these little babies.
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- What?
- And I working on this logo.
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It looks like a butthole.
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Yeah. Yeah, thank you.
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It's for
a sexual Kratom company.
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I could do
your wedding invites as well.
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I have all types
of different templates.
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No, thank you.
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Ew, what the hell is that?
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Oh, this is slime.
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This is huge on the Instagram.
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- You're selling that?
- All the little kiddies love it.
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I'm just trying
to get the right texture,
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which is actually harder
than you think.
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Yeah, Nora, listen.
You should be concentrating
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on the whole... Like a career,
you know?
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Not just selling 100 different
things on the Internet.
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Just get a 9:00 to 5:00 job
like a normal person.
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Dad, I'm not like you, okay?
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I am not built for that boring,
normal, stable...
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What am I gonna work for,
health benefits?
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You need an income, Nora.
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I can make 50K right now.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Look at this, I get
these casting ads all the time.
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There's a reality show.
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- Too Hot to Survive.
- "Too Hot to Survive"?
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"Sexy, fit singles
live in a house,
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do challenges."
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Like physical challenges
on a reality show?
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Why you laughing?
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You don't have
any core strength.
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I have core strength.
I'm strong inside.
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You quit
the dental assistant program.
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You quit guitar lessons.
You quit Wordle.
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Everyone quit Wordle.
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Quitters never win, Nora.
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Oh, my God, you really
don't think I could do it.
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You struggle
doing a lady pushup.
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- No, I don't.
- Princess.
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I am like, I'm so good.
I could do...
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I'm gonna pop one
for you right now.
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Jesus.
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You got this, you silly goose.
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Oh, shit.
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One.
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You know, they're never gonna
pick you for that thing.
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I'm your host, Dave Lee,
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and these
are the gorgeous idiots
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all vying to be
the last one standing
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on Too Hot to Survive!
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, guys, come on in.
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Make yourselves at home.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!
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- This is insane.
- It is!
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- Boozing it up.
- I can do yoga there.
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I can do yoga there.
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Yo, can we, can we...
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Ah, thank you, thank you.
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You can sit down.
You don't have to
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be all on the steps.
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There you go.
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Yeah, for sure.
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My name is Nora.
So, hey, my name's Nora.
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Did you want me to "Hey"?
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Hey, my name is Nora.
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I've come to make friends
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and show off some of the goods,
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my goods, my body goods.
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I'm Poosh.
That is short for Pupoosha.
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And I am from
the beautiful country
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of Houston, Texas.
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Go, Texans, whoo!
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So my name is Ozzy, you know,
rhymes with Fozzie,
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like the bear
who is my personal hero
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because he wears a hat,
a scarf, with no pants,
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which means that doink is out.
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You feel me?
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No, seriously, I'm here
because I'm trying
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to purchase a car named Mandy.
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I need $50,000
and I need it quick.
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And I'm also here to prove
my fucking stupid dad wrong.
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Suck it, Dad.
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I'm Shawn. I'm a short king,
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and I am ready to slay
some box, if you catch my drift.
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And also to win enough money
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to pay for
my uncle's dialysis machine.
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All right, pull it back.
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Okay, my little hotties.
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Do you wanna see
where you'll be sleeping?
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Yes! All right.
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Let's go on in.
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Is that one giant bed?
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Don't look down the lens,
just go on in.
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Man, this is gonna be so epic!
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
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I get to be in the middle.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
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Is this mongolian sheep hair?
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Ooh, everything is so nice.
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Wow, all of us
on the same bed, huh?
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That's cool.
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I'm a bit of a night-sweater.
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I sweat at night.
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It's... I wake up drenched.
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- No, no.
- Good morning.
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- Oh, hey, Ma.
- Hey.
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- How you doing?
- Okay.
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I'm just getting a Tupperware
to soak some seaweed.
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You be careful.
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I'm fine.
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Hey, get down from there!
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- Easy.
- Okay.
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Gosh, this is dangerous.
You could kill yourself.
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Just get me and tell me,
and I can help you.
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Son, you're not always here,
but Jessimae is.
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Love you, Jessimae.
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You know, you don't need that.
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- Give me that. You don't...
- No, I do, I do need this.
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Let go, Mom.
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Jesus Christ.
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And what the hell is it?
It's so fucked-up-looking.
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This stool has been
in the family longer than you.
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That doesn't matter.
It's broken. You need to...
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Excuse me, I will go to G Mart.
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No, no, no, you can't go
to G Mart by yourself.
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You know Nora doesn't like that
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and she's off
doing that stupid TV show.
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Why aren't you at work, anyway?
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Because, obviously,
I'm needed here to help you
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so that you don't fall
and break your neck.
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- Right?
- No. I'm okay.
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- We're going to G Mart.
- No.
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- Get in the car... Yes!
- No. No.
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- In the car, lady.
- Eh, fine.
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Right now, march.
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- I'm going to drive.
- No, you're not.
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Cheers.
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To us.
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Don't give me the whole bottle.
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Oh, my God,
Dillo and Ozzy are so cute.
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And Jan, Jan is so hot.
I'd totally do Jan.
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Who?
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Hello, party people.
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Yeah, what's up?
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It's that guy.
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Oh, welcome to your new digs.
You liking the place?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's too bad because you
gotta get the fuck out!
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Is that a fire alarm?
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No, just a tasty twist.
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- Tasty...
- What?
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Turns out this game isn't about
surviving the competition.
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It's about actual survival.
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They won't be doing it
in this house.
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They'll be doing it
on the Pee Pee Beach.
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Wait, what beach?
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I love beaches.
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- You guys ready?
- No.
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Well, too bad! You should've
read the fine print!
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Welcome to the real
Too Hot to Survive.
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Brought to you
by Pee Pee Champagne,
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the official champagne
of Pee Pee Beach.
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Glug, glug. Pee, pee!
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To win that $50,000,
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our contestants
must survive to the end.
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Find this special acorn
and bring it to this flag.
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I found it!
Oh, my God, it's right there.
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Not this one,
you beautiful dumbass.
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There's another one of these
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hidden somewhere on the island
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off Pee Pee Beach.
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In order to find it,
you'll need clues,
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and in order to get clues,
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you'll need to win challenges,
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but first a reward challenge
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and it starts, tick tock,
tick tock, tick, now!
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Yes!
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One lucky winner sleeps
on an air mattress tonight
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instead of the sand.
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Whoever blows up
their palm tree first, wins.
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The only catch is you can't use
your hands or feet.
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Begin.
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Yes, bitch.
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Fuck, yeah!
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Is she using her ass? Genius.
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Full disclosure, I didn't know
what to think about Nora
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because she has the voice
of an 80-year-old man,
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but watching her
pump that balloon,
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man.
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And my dad said
I have no core strength!
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That doesn't work.
That's not how you do it.
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- That's not how you do it.
- Wow, almost there.
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That's not how you do it!
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Yes!
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Yes. Congratulations, Nora.
You win.
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And you get to sleep
in comfort tonight.
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It wasn't me.
It was my perineum.
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Okay. Perineum.
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Short King grew a few inches,
if you know what I mean.
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I mean my dick.
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Let's see.
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Oh, Ma, no.
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These are so sticky,
these gummies.
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I don't wanna be helping you
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pick this shit
out of your teeth for an hour
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- like last time.
- Ah.
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Ah, shrimpey chips.
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Oh, Ma, you're
killing me. You're killing me.
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Look, these are
75% preservatives,
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they're full of sodium,
and they're fried.
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You love these.
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I know, I know, but, you know,
maybe we could eat
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a little bit healthier.
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- No, give it back.
- No. No.
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- Ma, give it back.
- Come on.
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- No. No! No.
- Ma, let go! Let go.
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What?
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- Elder abuse! Elder abuse!
- No, no, no!
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Somebody record this
so I can get on NextShark!
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Hey, stop it.
Get up, get up, get up.
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Ozzy, Jan, Dillo, and Poosh,
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I don't know, are just kind of,
like, dancing in a circle,
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forming a friendship
that seems everlasting.
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And I asked if I could come
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and they said
there wasn't enough room,
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which is a weird thing to say
about the ocean,
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but I'm not angry about it.
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Alas, I have come to win
one challenge.
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Um, so fuck you, Dad!
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Ow! The mosquitoes here
are so big.
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Not enough room in the ocean
for you either, huh?
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Don't worry.
The only alliance that matters
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is you, boop, and me, boop.
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As long as we keep winning,
dude, we'll be fine.
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Ooh, I love the confidence
of a tall goddess.
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I'm, like, 5'2".
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You had me at five.
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You wanna cuddle,
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so we can keep each other warm
with body heat?
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It's, like, 85 degrees
and humid.
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I know. I love a wet sleep.
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Okay.
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Frankenstein!
253
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,397
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I do that at night.
254
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:19,847
Wally! Wally!
255
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,448
Yes, Ma, what happened?
256
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,749
What's the matter?
257
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,151
Where is she?
258
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,754
I have no idea
what you're talking about, Ma.
259
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,422
You have every idea.
260
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,758
Where is Jessimae?
261
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:35,095
Well, Jessimae
is apparently a person.
262
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,931
Maybe she walked out of here
on her own.
263
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,368
Very funny.
Give her back or else.
264
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,236
I have no idea where she is.
265
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:46,606
Well, then I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to forfeit
266
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:50,543
eating healthy, nutritious,
top-shelf food
267
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:54,414
in exchange
for bottom-shelf bullshit.
268
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,416
Ma.
269
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,986
Ma.
270
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:05,025
I'm a bottom feeder now, Wally.
271
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,128
And it's all your fault.
272
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:12,065
You are
one crafty Chinese bitch.
273
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,835
It's a new day in paradise
274
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,436
on Pee Pee Beach.
275
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,639
Today is their first
elimination challenge.
276
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:23,143
Our contestants are paired
in teams of two.
277
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,979
Poosh and Ozzy, Jan and Dillo,
278
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,814
and Norbert and Shawn.
279
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,316
- It's Nora.
- Short King.
280
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,918
The challenge is simple.
281
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,686
They'll search a mud bucket
to find a key.
282
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,555
Then once they have the key,
283
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,524
they have to delicately unlock
284
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,826
the final pieces of a 3D puzzle.
285
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,929
First team
to solve that 3D puzzle
286
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,830
wins a clue to the acorn.
287
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,033
Last team gets eliminated. Begin.
288
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,434
What...
289
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,602
I got it.
I just wanna say first,
290
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,580
I just wanna say I'm so happy
that we're teamed up together.
291
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,564
I got this for you.
I don't want you to get dirty.
292
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,042
Just continue.
293
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,419
I don't really wanna
touch the mud, though.
294
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,844
I really don't wanna
touch the mud. It's...
295
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,155
What you mean
you don't wanna touch the mud?
296
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,613
This is a... Get out of here!
297
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,282
Oh, here's the key.
298
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,851
Yes! Yes!
299
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,353
Wow, Jan and Dillo
surprisingly good at this.
300
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,855
Go counterclockwise
to you know where you are.
301
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,336
Start in the corner
and work this way.
302
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,959
You don't even
wanna touch it, dude.
303
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,539
- You got this.
- Get in there.
304
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,263
Dig deeper. Hurry!
Oh, give it here.
305
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,434
Yes! Yes! We're amazing.
306
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,871
Jan and Dillo win,
but two teams remain.
307
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,039
Turn it.
308
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,579
We gotta move.
We gotta do something.
309
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,010
Something's not right.
310
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,080
Here you go.
Baby wants, baby gets.
311
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,747
Okay. Hold on with the "baby."
312
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,217
Oh, Nora and Shawn arguing
313
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,087
like me and my wife
over the last slice of pizza.
314
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,721
And I hate pizza.
315
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,623
This? Pick this? Okay.
316
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:44,958
- This one.
- Yes.
317
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,227
I'm helping. I'm contributing.
I'm contributing.
318
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,873
- Great job, okay.
- I can do the last piece.
319
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,998
Okay.
Let's do it together.
320
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,499
Help me, help me. Oh, yeah.
321
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,068
We don't need two people
for this, Short King.
322
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,504
Nora and Shawn
with the last piece.
323
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,506
- Yes!
- That means they're safe.
324
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,342
And Poosh and Ozzy
have been eliminated.
325
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,576
So slow.
326
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,021
I wasn't good at geometry.
It wasn't my thing.
327
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,279
I'm sorry.
328
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,747
I just can't believe I lost
329
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,017
to a girl wearing socks
on the beach the whole time.
330
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,685
I just kinda think
this game is bullshit.
331
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,221
And...
332
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,032
Oh, yeah.
333
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,524
What the fuck was that?
334
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,827
Poosha, my God!
335
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,773
Oh, yeah.
336
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:28,135
Surprise twist, guys, you've
just heard the foghorn of death
337
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,837
which means Poosh
and Ozzy have been eliminated.
338
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,372
You mean "executed."
339
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,442
Oh, my God, this is... This is
like a reality Squid Game.
340
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,011
Not at all.
This is Too Hot to Survive.
341
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,714
No! No, wait for me!
342
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:45,953
Did you get my good side?
343
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,620
We're down to our final four
344
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,723
and everyone's searching
for that special acorn.
345
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,059
Two of them have a clue.
346
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,427
Two of them
have no clue whatsoever.
347
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,164
Now let's go see
some more bloodshed.
348
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,968
We gotta find that acorn.
349
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,403
We don't have any clues.
350
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,181
Maybe we could just live here
and make short babies.
351
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,440
No. I can't go out like this.
352
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,110
Oh, yeah.
353
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,779
Oh, my God.
I think Jan just died!
354
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,247
Oh, no, Jan.
355
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,683
We have to hold it together.
We have to keep on going.
356
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,985
Okay.
357
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,253
Oh, no, I can't do this!
358
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,988
Short people never win.
359
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,256
They win sometimes.
360
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,792
Oh, yeah.
361
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,264
Oh, yeah.
362
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,266
Oh, Short King.
363
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,738
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
364
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,857
Winners never quit.
365
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,393
Quitters never win.
366
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,362
Ooh, what was that?
367
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,602
Ma, what the hell are you doing?
368
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,271
What the hell
you think I'm doing?
369
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,040
I'm looking for Jessimae.
370
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,142
Oh, Jessimae...
371
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,452
Is she behind this calendar?
372
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,187
- No. Ma, no!
- Maybe I should look.
373
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,712
What the hell are you do...
Come on.
374
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,812
Are you crazy?
375
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,483
I'm sorry. Does it hurt
your feelings
376
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,819
when someone messes with
your personal property?
377
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,455
Oh, Ma, why?
378
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,924
Why you even home now?
You should be at work!
379
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,693
I got fired, Mom.
380
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,162
What?
381
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:39,332
All right.
Don't make me say it again.
382
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,601
Here's your Jessimae.
383
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:46,973
Are you okay?
384
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:51,411
Yeah, I just gonna have to
get another job, I guess.
385
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,946
I haven't told Brenda yet.
386
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,648
I will, though.
387
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,485
I'm sure you'll get
another job soon.
388
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,388
In fact, I have one for you now.
389
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,922
Do you?
390
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,125
Clean your fucking room.
391
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,767
Must find acorn.
392
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,235
Acorn.
393
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,639
Must find acorn.
394
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,144
Hungry.
395
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,220
Ra, ra, ra!
396
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,557
Logo.
397
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,961
Logo!
398
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,769
Yes. Acorn!
399
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,271
Acorn!
400
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,641
Victory is mine!
401
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,548
Wow. We didn't think
it was possible,
402
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,152
but Nora has found
the special acorn.
403
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,252
I love acorn!
404
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,388
Yes, and acorn loves you.
405
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,157
Congratulations, Nora.
406
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,491
Everybody dead.
407
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,694
Oh. Well, um, nobody died.
408
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,663
Nobody got blasted,
409
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,498
so all good.
We're gonna cut that out.
410
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,167
What?
411
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,202
JK.
412
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,274
- Oh, yeah.
- Nora.
413
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,875
The game was fake all along.
414
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,744
Anytime someone was eliminated,
they fell through a trap door
415
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,680
and we brought them here,
yes, yes.
416
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,848
All of us got to see
the rest of the game
417
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,386
and, quite frankly,
you did amazing.
418
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,689
Girl, you were so flames,
eating that bird alive.
419
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,391
And then when
you drank your own pee
420
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,025
and then peed out your own pee,
421
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,828
it was Mother Nature
collapsing on itself.
422
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,198
You should really be proud.
423
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,601
But, unfortunately, we had to
424
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,803
give the prize money
to Short King,
425
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,205
for legal reasons,
426
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,240
because when he fell through
the trap door,
427
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,408
he broke his leg.
428
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,009
I'm gonna grow it back bigger.
429
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:06,313
But we have something for you
that's even better than money.
430
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,547
Wait for it.
431
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,316
Tada!
432
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,219
You get to keep this.
433
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,721
Yeah. And, of course,
you have your memories,
434
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,656
which is like
you look back and laugh,
435
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,076
like, "Oh, my God,
it was amazing.
436
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,759
I thought everyone died."
437
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,629
But it's just that nobody
can ever see the show
438
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,597
because we can never air it.
439
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,233
Okay.
440
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,301
It's all good.
441
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,904
To you, thank you for my ability
442
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,640
to be here on the programming.
443
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,242
- Anytime.
- And to you folks,
444
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,911
I bid you adieu.
445
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,081
Gracious...
446
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,352
No, she's good, she's good.
447
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,320
Don't get all afraid of me.
448
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,690
It's so emotional.
I can't...
449
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,259
No!
450
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,060
I was really rooting for you.
451
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,462
I'm sorry the whole game thing
452
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,330
didn't work out, though, princess.
453
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,031
Oh, no, you're right.
454
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,967
Reality shows aren't really
the best way
455
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,402
to make a living, I guess.
456
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,538
Oh, but, I mean, come on.
You won the whole goddamn thing.
457
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,873
You showed everybody.
458
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,207
No, I did, yeah.
459
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,910
Showed myself
that I could eat raw seagull
460
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,144
that I killed myself.
461
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,946
- You killed it yourself.
- Yeah.
462
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,325
- It was liberating, Father.
- It was amazing.
463
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,586
Yeah, I should've known better
than to underestimate you.
464
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,754
Look at me.
I'm the unemployed loser.
465
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,856
You'll get a job
in no time, Dad.
466
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,033
- Yeah, I...
- And until then,
467
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,326
I got alot of things going on.
468
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,306
I can keep the family afloat
for a little while.
469
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,696
Wow.
470
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:34,301
So all you got
was this Pee Pee Champagne?
471
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,603
Yes, Pee Pee Shom-phan-yeh,
the call it.
472
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:37,837
Directly from the Pee Pee.
473
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,205
From the Urian region.
474
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:42,008
And I also got the acorn,
which I gave to Grandma
475
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,411
because she likes to keep
all my old trophies.
476
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:45,845
Wow.
477
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,624
Ah, Jessimae, you're hurt.
478
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,328
Oh, I'm so sorry, baby.
479
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,331
Well, time to retire you.
480
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,492
Who the is Awkwafina?
481
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:37,092
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