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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:09,610 [music] 2 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:10,978 Oh, man. 3 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:13,814 Hotter than a magician's asshole out here. 4 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,116 Hey, Jeremy! 5 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,218 Hey, Vlad! What's up? 6 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:20,121 I just, oh, is that your baby? Nice! 7 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,656 Looks like a bowling ball! Cute kid. 8 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,658 Here we go! 9 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,994 Oh! Fuck yeah! 10 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,130 Love you! All right. 11 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,565 Happy Halloween, children! 12 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,404 Y'all don't want candy? It's not that scary. 13 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:37,705 It's not that scary. 14 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,245 I'm Charlotte, from Charlotte's Web! 15 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,842 Oh, God. It's snowing? 16 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:44,011 Snowing in 2022? 17 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:45,778 God! 18 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,015 What happened to global warming, Al Gore? 19 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,450 And his wife, Tipper? 20 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,852 Ooh, I shoulda worn my wool thong. 21 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:57,891 [music] 22 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,871 Is that the, is that the BQE construction? 23 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,974 Wait, is that a freakin' space ship?! 24 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,144 Ooh, oh no. Oh... 25 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:26,154 [music] 26 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,489 What the fuck? 27 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:34,728 [music] 28 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:40,701 [echoing baby laughter] 29 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,839 [cash register dinging] 30 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:51,879 [music] 31 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,183 ? For the last time 32 00:01:56,684 --> 00:02:00,521 Oh, hey! My little sassy chica! 33 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:04,558 Cacio e pepe is hotter than Billy Joel's ballsack 34 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:07,060 on a steamy summer night! 35 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,696 - What? - What? 36 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,236 I can't hear you over my new mixtape. 37 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,332 Oh... 38 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,432 Is this you? 39 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,335 Yeah, dude! Wanna rip? 40 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:15,736 Yeah, sure. 41 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,205 - What? - What? 42 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,875 [Nora] Sorry, what did you... What was your name again? 43 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,310 Toe. 44 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,079 Toe. Toe, okay. 45 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,348 As in camel. 46 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,119 I gotta tell you something. 47 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:36,123 Your vibes are way off, my Asiatic hermana. 48 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:37,958 How so? 49 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,994 'Cause when I look at you, this is what I see. 50 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:47,134 [mimics trumpet noises and sound] 51 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:53,674 You know what I'm saying? What's up with that? 52 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,243 Well, I think lately the... 53 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:58,979 Problem is that I, there's like, nothing on my mind. 54 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,549 But at my age now, I just feel... 55 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:02,649 Old? 56 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,252 Older. Older. 57 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,520 I, I have all these new white hairs 58 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:10,023 that I actually went in and individually Sharpie-d. 59 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,559 - Down here? - On my head. 60 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:12,826 [Toe] Oh, on your head. 61 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,095 'Cause really, tweezers are amazing. 62 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,697 You just pluck 'em right out. 63 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,265 Not on your head, though. 64 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,834 You pluck 'em up there, and they come back even worse. 65 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,371 I once burned all my arm hair off 66 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:24,605 with a BIC lighter, 67 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,305 because I thought if I torch that sucker, 68 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:29,877 then the whole foundation would go up in flames. 69 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:31,745 But it didn't. 70 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,390 I thought I had everything figured out, but... 71 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,916 More and more I just feel like [unintelligible]... 72 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,585 So, what's, what...? 73 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,286 What are you...? 74 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,164 'Cause I'm tryin' to tell, tell you, like, what... 75 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,690 Oh, just, it's just my process. 76 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,110 I'm processing what you're saying. 77 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,535 - [Nora] Okay. - Is it distracting to you? 78 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,027 - Yeah. - Oh, no worries. 79 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:48,796 Done-o. 80 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,000 Kinda lost track of what I was saying, but... 81 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,135 [Toe] Just focus and do what I say. 82 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,570 Go to that window... 83 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,507 And look outside. 84 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,208 Go ahead. 85 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,676 You're not gonna, like, 86 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,312 fuckin' kill me in the window, right? 87 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,513 I love you, man. 88 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,415 You're my girl. Go on. 89 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:08,681 Trust me. 90 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:16,324 [music] 91 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:25,866 Is that Earth? 92 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:30,170 [music] 93 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:31,905 Oh. 94 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,043 That was a weird-ass dream. 95 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:43,751 Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and hit this real quick. 96 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:49,990 [music] 97 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:57,365 [music] 98 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:06,939 Nora? 99 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,409 Oh shit, it's Teddy! 100 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:11,111 Scoot-scoot! It's giving neighbor! 101 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,889 It hits different, it's passing the vibe check. 102 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,382 It lives rent free in my head. 103 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,684 Wait, wait, do, do you work here? 104 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,086 Yeah, yeah. 105 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,522 It was a pandemic job. 106 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,924 - [Teddy] Yeah. - Took a shift, and... 107 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:29,029 Eight months later, I wanna go home! 108 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,574 Got you, I mean, well, that's... 109 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:32,099 That's good, that... That's great. 110 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,759 - Oh, yeah. - [Teddy] I'm happy for you. 111 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,471 They let me hit it when no one's in the store. 112 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:38,882 - Do you want some? - Nah, I'm good. 113 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,407 Thank you, no. I'm, I'm okay. 114 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,985 [Nora] So, what about you, what's been up? 115 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:42,910 It's been awhile. 116 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,412 Yeah, it has. 117 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,390 I'm in the city this summer, just workin' at the UN. 118 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,482 Oh, "un". Great, love that. 119 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,117 Pretty high clearance... 120 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,396 And I'm actually goin' to Istanbul in a couple weeks. 121 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:56,590 My girlfriend, Amber, she's a, a 3L. 122 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,759 Nice! So, like... 123 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,027 She's busty? 124 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,530 No, no, no... 125 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,797 Third year law? 126 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,409 - I'm really happy for you, dude. - [Teddy] Ah, thanks. 127 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,435 I, I myself have my eye 128 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,037 on a pretty little thing named Mandy. 129 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,439 [Teddy] Really? 130 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,141 She's 19, she got a trunk like you wouldn't believe, 131 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,343 and a motor that just won't quit. 132 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,979 [Teddy] Oh God, okay, cool. It's a car! 133 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:19,980 It's beautiful. 134 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:20,881 Mm-hm. 135 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,149 Gorgeous. 136 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:23,884 What do you do? 137 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,119 Do you wanna hit a dab in the back or somethin'? 138 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,579 [Teddy] I just gotta run. I just... 139 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,157 Oh, yeah, no, dude. That's on the house. 140 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,702 That's really sweet, you, you did not have to do that. 141 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,727 - Thank you. - Yeah. 142 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,138 Just come back and see me sometime, okay? 143 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:37,164 - I will. - [Nora] Bye, Teddy. 144 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,734 Hey, Nora? 145 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:42,803 Yeah. 146 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,938 I'm really sorry it's all like this for you. 147 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,975 Sure, I mean, you can be kinda cringey whenever, but... 148 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,610 I think you're a really good person. 149 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,378 So, I hope it works out. 150 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,179 Okay. 151 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,847 And, well, thank you. 152 00:06:56,817 --> 00:07:00,020 [music] 153 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,489 Am I cringey? 154 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:12,633 Ah, Fu Fu... You really did it this time. 155 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,604 You got me out to Brooklyn. 156 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:22,943 Fu Fu, even though you are my eighth cousin, twice removed, 157 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,546 and I only met you four times... 158 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:31,752 I, I just wanna say I'm sad you're gone. 159 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,355 Oh, Fu Fu! 160 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,959 Why?! [Chinese] Such a damn shame! 161 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,265 Hey! 162 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,568 Get outta here, bitch! 163 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,604 You're not family! 164 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,806 Get outta here! 165 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,676 I'm not done grieving yet! 166 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,546 Fu Fu! 167 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,982 [Chinese] Don't go just yet! 168 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:06,887 [music] 169 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,657 Mr. Moon, we're up 14% week over week 170 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,559 'cause of that coconut water promotion. 171 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,695 You know, one time I drank a liter of coconut water 172 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,230 and shit out my entire colon. 173 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,650 - Yeah, right. - [Mr. Moon] Gross. 174 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,433 Oh hey, how's your dad doin'? 175 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:21,911 He's still with that hot lady? 176 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,337 Brenda, yeah. They're still together. 177 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,706 [Mr. Moon] She's so hot. 178 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:29,109 You know, your dad has got some killer calves. 179 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,644 - Oh. - [Mr. Moon] Mm, oh, yeah. 180 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,581 That's a guy who seems like he has it all together. 181 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,650 I guess. 182 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:43,090 [music] 183 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:44,958 [Man] Watch it, buddy. 184 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:50,197 [music] 185 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,832 [Wally] Jesus. 186 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,168 [Man] Next. 187 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,268 Hey, there. 188 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,370 Okay, what do you want? 189 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,306 I'd like a large iced black coffee, 190 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:00,407 light sugar... 191 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:01,875 And... 192 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,610 Can you put some whipped cream on top? 193 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,212 Oh, you're Whippy! 194 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,613 What? [Man] Whippy's back! 195 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,782 No, no, no, no, I'm Wally! 196 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,620 Make sure you put Wally. 197 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,522 Wally! 198 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,224 Have a good day there, Whipmeister. 199 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,859 There you go. 200 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:22,529 [music] 201 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,331 [Sunny] Look at Father Time over here. 202 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,633 You know, old Asian dudes like that 203 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,136 always got massive calves. 204 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,171 Ask him to lift up his pant leg. 205 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,539 [Sunny] Is that harassment? 206 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,942 It's only harassment if he lower than us, right? 207 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,678 Aren't we the same level? 208 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,880 That's kinda sad. 209 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,653 [Derek] He flexin'! 210 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,955 I bet his calves got dimples. 211 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,157 He's definitely got a stout figure. 212 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,859 Sturdy, like a paperweight. 213 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:55,095 You guys, I can hear you. I'm right here. 214 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,030 Oh, sorry. 215 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:02,269 [music] 216 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,607 Hey, Tess. How you doin'? 217 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,177 Good! Just in a hell of my own making. 218 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,444 Why? 219 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,956 Well, now that I finally have the children 220 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,782 that I so desperately prayed for, 221 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,650 it's just like, why? 222 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,750 Just so I can't have a moment to myself ever again? 223 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,087 Is that any way to live? 224 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,321 It's not! 225 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,156 But... 226 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,692 Babies are little gifts. 227 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:25,992 [Tess] No, they're not. 228 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,266 They are soul-sucking monsters, 229 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,764 and they are intent on ruining me and my body. 230 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:31,864 And they have succeeded. 231 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,333 Where are your babies? 232 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,336 Because they're, that, there's... 233 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,106 Oh my God. 234 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,407 Oh my God. 235 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,377 Oh my God. 236 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,516 [Joshua] So, you think we'll get red envelopes today? 237 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,318 [Tina] Oh my gosh, Joshua. Are you serious? 238 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,420 Well hey, Grandma Fu Fu used to give them out 239 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,664 at every big family gathering. 240 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,556 [Tina] Well, too bad she's dead! 241 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,764 [Joshua] Remember that nasty old soup 242 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,127 she used to drink every day? 243 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,328 Shit smelled like ass! 244 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,595 Oh, I know. 245 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,107 She made it for me once when I was sick. 246 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,799 Yuck. Made me even more sick. 247 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,535 How dare you! 248 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,570 She was your grandmother! 249 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,540 You Asian baby girls! 250 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,042 Fuck you! 251 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,408 Gimme that! 252 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,447 Was she calling all of us Asian baby girls? 253 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,982 She totally did. 254 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:32,059 Hey, so I couldn't help but notice you got a ring box there. 255 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,994 Special lady in your life? 256 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,162 Yeah. 257 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,898 It's our anniversary tonight. 258 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,933 Cool, cool, cool. 259 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,903 So, you're, you're poppin' the question, nice. 260 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,305 You're never too old for love. 261 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,405 You know? 262 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,640 Never too young, either. 263 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,518 I've been meeting these, these chicks down at Petco. 264 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,611 Oh man, I've been doin' pretty well over there. 265 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,646 Oh wow, I have a meeting. I forgot. 266 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,615 Remind me to tell you about my ferret. 267 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,217 [Wally] I gotta... Excuse me. 268 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:02,555 [music] 269 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,257 [Wally] Finally. 270 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:10,430 [music] 271 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,310 [music] 272 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,379 [toilet flushing] 273 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,614 [Mr. Moon] Hey, Nora. 274 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,925 I was just takin' a massive crap, 275 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,483 and I noticed, 276 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,595 isn't this your cousin Edmund on the cover of this magazine? 277 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,221 What?! On the cover of the... 278 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,622 [Mr. Moon] Yeah! 279 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,590 But he's not on, he's not on the cover. 280 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,701 It's like that... It's so small. 281 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,725 It's so big. 282 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,394 I immediately recognized his face. 283 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,495 Is he doin' okay? 284 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,265 Yeah, he's doin' good, I guess. 285 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,267 The acting thing seems to have mildly take off. 286 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,369 Just hope the buzz doesn't go to his head. 287 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,742 [Interviewer] Edmund, can you wag the tail for us? 288 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,177 [Interviewer] How does it feel 289 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,988 being the first tailed actor American in Hollywood? 290 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,248 Are there any questions not about my tail? 291 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,308 [Interviewer] What are your thoughts on Palestine? 292 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,527 It feels great to be the first 293 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,951 tailed American actor in Hollywood. 294 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,154 Thank you. 295 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,690 [music] 296 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,259 Okay, okay. 297 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,695 I'm finally done with this degenerate stepchild of a store. 298 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,864 Now I get to... 299 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,732 [phone ringing] 300 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,601 My Michael and Janets in the city 301 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,170 are callin' for Papa. 302 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,405 My life is hell. 303 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,440 Thank God I have you in charge, Nora. 304 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,210 - I, I really appreciate that. - [Mr. Moon] Hello, hello?! 305 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,311 Yeah. 306 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:38,885 [music] 307 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,753 Whatever, who cares? 308 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,695 How therapy changed her life? 309 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:57,737 [alarm ringing] 310 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,539 Oh, shit. 311 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,777 Oh, shit! 312 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,814 Shit! 313 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:13,921 [music] 314 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,261 As long as it's not shorting out or anything... 315 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:32,572 [music] 316 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,575 [Dr. Cohen] Hi. 317 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:41,481 Sorry to keep you waiting, I'm not used to having walk-ins. 318 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,649 Me neither, so... 319 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,493 [Dr. Cohen] And I'm just gonna refill my tea, 320 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,319 and I'm gonna be right back. 321 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,690 I'm sorry about, I'm sorry, just... 322 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:54,694 I'm nervous, it's my first time in therapy, and, and, and... 323 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,963 As my grandmother would say, 324 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,740 "Chinese people don't believe in therapy," and... 325 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,308 You know, it's been a hard couple years. 326 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,568 I feel lost, a little sad, a little insignificant, 327 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,702 a little... 328 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,313 Do, doing, you know, a lot of things are off. 329 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,838 But anyway... 330 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,742 what was your name again? 331 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:10,877 Toe. 332 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,780 It's you. 333 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,217 Yes, it's, it's me. Dr. Emily Cohen. 334 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,385 You're Toe! 335 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,653 I don't know what you're talking about. 336 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,988 You are Toe. 337 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,590 Who's Toe? 338 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,393 You took a BIC lighter and you lit all your arm hairs on fire. 339 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,629 And you called me your Asiatic hermana. 340 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,164 The cacio e pepe? 341 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,067 Right, I think you're getting me confused with somebody else. 342 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,302 Are you on meds? 343 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,338 Hm? Are you off your meds? 344 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,707 I have to go. 345 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,442 Okay? 346 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,843 Do you want this open, or...? 347 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,578 You can keep it open. 348 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,448 Or you can close it. 349 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,251 Okay, this is why I do not have walk-ins. 350 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,454 [Derek] Whoever did it fucked up bad. 351 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,723 The site was down for like, 13 minutes. 352 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,891 We probably lost millions of dollars! 353 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:02,795 More like $250, something like that. 354 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,466 - What? - I'm just kidding. 355 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,570 [Sunny] Yo, they found out who did it. 356 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,072 Oh, really? 357 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,540 They did? That's great. 358 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,942 [Sunny] They found a coffee cup in there. 359 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,845 [Woman] Who the fuck is Wally?! 360 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,148 Is there a Wally in here? 361 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,350 Yes, but I don't know who he is. 362 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,884 I think he's a new hire. 363 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,720 Your nameplate says Wally Lin. 364 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,055 No way. 365 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:32,392 [music] 366 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:40,267 [music] 367 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,670 ? It's a West Coast winter 368 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,706 ? Sun's still a furnace 369 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,742 ? So I keep tanning 370 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,979 ? Just never on purpose 371 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,749 ? I'm saturated 372 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,587 ? In equal parts sun and doubt 373 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:08,361 ? Kinda wish I knew what I meant ? 374 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:13,566 ? When I'd say, "I miss home" 375 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,136 Why not? 376 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,472 We're all gonna end up like Fu Fu. 377 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,943 Fu Fu, this for you. 378 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:31,251 [music] 379 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,789 [Brenda] Hey! Hi! 380 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,625 - Hi. - You're home early! 381 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,127 I'm gonna set the table and everything. 382 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:46,499 Nice china, play some Mariah, 'cause it's our anniversary. 383 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,801 You okay?! 384 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,636 Yeah! 385 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,204 I even got your favorite! 386 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,905 [Wally] Wow. 387 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,244 What's up? 388 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,280 I... 389 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,218 I don't know how to say this. 390 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,426 I don't know why I'm sweating. 391 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,196 You know how bad I am with words. 392 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,697 [unintelligible], I'm... 393 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,533 Totally the worst at this, which is... 394 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,433 Probably why this happened in the first place, 395 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,170 - because... - Yes. 396 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,171 Huh? 397 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,639 Yes, I'll marry you. 398 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,075 What? I... 399 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,279 - Why did you think...? - I see the bulge! 400 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,413 [Wally] I got a boner?! 401 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,682 It's a square in your pants. 402 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,317 Yeah. 403 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,019 I do wanna marry you. 404 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,555 I love you. 405 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,192 It's so beautiful! 406 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,059 But I just wanna... 407 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,798 I love it. Oh my God! 408 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,634 I mean, I mean, it's not what you dream about, you know... 409 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,969 Getting proposed to old fashioned way, 410 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,181 in front of all of New York. 411 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,515 - But this is beautiful! - Brenda... 412 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,859 Oh my God, I gotta tell my mother! 413 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,842 I gotta tell Chuck, what about Nora? 414 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,777 And your mom, we gotta tell them! 415 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,189 Well, let me see if we have champagne. 416 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,656 - There's just... - I'll be right back. 417 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,115 Hold that, hold that. 418 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:17,416 [music] 419 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,025 [door opening] 420 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,828 [Nora] Hey. You were out late. 421 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,297 Oh, I was in Brooklyn. 422 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,234 I don't wanna talk about it. 423 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,368 So... 424 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,037 How was your day? 425 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,741 It was all right. 426 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,247 It's like... 427 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,683 I know I'm 31 now, and... 428 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:48,321 Everyone around me is, is, is having kids. 429 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,822 Melanie has a baby. 430 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:53,393 She, she planned a baby. She, she planned parenthood. 431 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,929 Even Doug just bought a house. 432 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,200 What do I have? 433 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,337 You have me! 434 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,438 Yeah. 435 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,242 And that car you're trying to fuck. 436 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,043 Yeah. 437 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,313 Mandy. 438 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,481 Yeah. 439 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,221 I went to another funeral. 440 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,828 I feel old. Bao Bao. 441 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,332 I feel old, too. 442 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,536 I guess that's why I went to a therapist today. 443 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,838 You went to therapy?! 444 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,443 Chinese people don't believe in therapy! 445 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,046 You know, in my day, you know what a therapist was? 446 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:47,747 What? 447 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,382 A fucking tree. 448 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,319 No friends, tree. 449 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:52,819 No boyfriends, tree. 450 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:59,025 [music] 451 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,677 [Man] Who the [bleep] is Awkwafina?! 452 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,946 [music] 453 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,349 ? MTV 454 00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:26,949 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30134

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