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[My Fantastic Mrs. Right] [Season 1]

[Episode 4]

Listen.

I have found the city's most fierce and bold cat.

His name is Er Mao. I'll put him in the cage.

You good-for-nothing cat!

Why did you pee on me?

Where's the little creature?

Sir.

I heard that the cat is in heat.

So, I decided to find her a male cat to mate with.

Since you love cat so much, wait until next spring,

there would be tons of little kittens to play with.

-By then... -There's no need to wait until then.

I shall mate you with the male cat instead.

Where's my cat?

Sir, your cat does not seem to be in a good mood.

She probably hates arranged marriage.

That's why...

she ran away.

You idiot.

Go find her.

If you can't find her, then don't come back.

Let's go.

[Finally, I have escaped.]

[This won't do.]

[You can't be like this, Mi Xiao Qi.]

[You have to remember that you're a human.]

[You have to be a human.]

You tell me.

What does it mean when a man gives another man white lotus?

Maybe he is...

Let's not assume.

What is that smell?

Where does the weird smell come from?

[I can't face anyone anymore!]

Smells like cat urine.

-Why is there cat urine here? -No idea.

Lady Tang has arrived in Yuedu.

She would like to invite you to discuss in detail on the specific matters...

regarding the board of trade between north and south.

You need to get in contact with Lady Tang before Nanfeng Chen does.

Finalise the board of trade arrangement...

between our two countries to prevent him...

from making private contacts with Qinglan.

Understood.

Oh, right.

During your engagement ceremony, what do you plan to give Ms. Xiao Qi?

I have already prepared.

My Lord.

The magical jade only shines on the night of Mid-Autumn Festival.

The Mid-Autumn Festival just passed.

Even if Xiao Qi realises something is wrong,

it would be next year's Mid-Autumn Festival.

My Lord sure is quick-witted.

Normal people wouldn't be able to come up with this.

Your flattery is getting better.

My Lord, he's bad-mouthing you.

-You even complained! -Stop it.

Let's be serious.

How is the arrangement for the engagement?

Brother Yan.

Is there anything you need from me?

I...

I don't know how to say this...

Today, I went to He Fang Ji to buy some pastries.

Then, I saw Ms. Xiao Qi.

Since I thought that the two of you are together,

I decided to greet her.

But I didn't expect...

to see her together with the viceroy.

Both of them went into the wing-room.

[I guess she is still secretly looking for clue...]

[from Nanfeng Chen regarding the magical jade.]

Chu Chu.

You have to be careful when it comes to a lady's reputation.

All right. It's getting late.

-I'm going to rest. -Brother Yan.

I'm not making this up.

Look at this.

I said I'm going to rest. That will be all.

I will ask her when she returns.

Why do you trust her so much?

Did she bewitch you with magic potion?

We have known each other for so many years.

You have only known her for a couple of days.

Because of her, you don't even trust me anymore.

I never said I didn't trust you.

Maybe you have misunderstood.

Where did this animal come from?

It's you again.

Where did you run off to?

[Because of her, I almost lost my dignity.]

[You dare to bill and coo with her about trust.]

Brother Yan, are you okay?

Brother Yan.

Why is it only Mi Xiao Qi?

-Even I can... -Are you bad-mouthing me?

You...

I thought you...

What is it?

Why are you shaking?

What are you scared of?

Again with this trick.

Boring.

Bai Tie.

Yes.

Send Chu Chu back to her room.

Got it.

[I scratched his hand again.]

[Last time, I scratched his hands.]

[This time, I scratched his hands again.]

[Could it be that...]

[I need his blood...]

[to turn back into a human?]

Where did you go?

I heard Chu Chu said...

Chu Chu again.

Go and find your Chu Chu. I don't care anymore.

I've been wandering around at the gate of hell.

I was thinking of coming back to find him.

Who knew he was flirting around with that sister of him!

It pissed me off!

Even if she is a sister whom you have known for a long time,

as someone who is engaged,

you should avoid arousing suspicion.

But...

Maybe I don't have any rights to say anything...

since I did look for Nanfeng Chen.

Enough.

As a big-hearted person, I decided to forget about it.

But I still need to make him aware.

You really cannot spoil a man.

My hand hurts.

[Lord Beiyue's Residence]

My Lord.

What is Xiao Qi doing?

She didn't come looking for me.

I didn't see her going out.

That's right, My Lord.

Lady Tang has already set the time for the board of trade.

It's on the same day as your engagement.

I understand.

I'm giving you this.

This too. All of them are of good quality.

Xiao Qi?

Just pick whatever you like.

If it's not enough, I have more in my room.

There's no use for me to keep them.

Thank you, Ms. Xiao Qi.

Aren't those the engagement jewellery you gave to Ms. Xiao Qi?

I can see that.

Xiao Qi.

If you don't like these designs,

I can ask Li Tai Xuan to...

Bai Tie.

Bai Tie.

You look so smart today.

Especially smart.

I'll see you again later?

What did you two happily talk about?

We didn't really talk. We're just happy.

What did you two talk about?

Just that we'll see each other later.

You're not allowed to see her.

Before that, what did you two talk about?

Why was she smiling so happily in front of you?

She didn't say anything.

Ms. Xiao Qi just smiled when she saw me.

Don't laugh!

Why is she smiling looking at you?

You are not allowed to see her. Got it?

Something has gone wrong already.

You normally seem so well-behaved.

This is not bad.

Get lost.

So bold and wild.

Maybe...

I should test it with Ah Yan.

It's really Beiyue's best-selling secret book on how to get a man.

In order to capture, one must let loose,

retreat in order to advance.

I've spoilt you both too much.

It seems you don't respect me anymore.

This has nothing to do with me.

Bai Tie, hurry up and tell the truth.

Xiao Qi.

Xiao Qi.

You call her.

What did I do to make her so angry?

It must be the playboy's doing.

Maybe she found out about something.

Brother Yan.

When did you come back?

I was just about to give this pastry to Ms. Xiao Qi.

I want to apologise for my behaviour,

do you think she will forgive me?

Ms. Xiao Qi is kind and soft-hearted.

As long as you sincerely apologise,

she won't take it to heart.

That's great.

Xiao Qi.

Ms. Xiao Qi, please don't misunderstand.

I was just straightening out Brother Yan's collar.

You wouldn't get angry over this, right?

I'm kind and soft-hearted,

how can I be angry?

Furthermore, you are Ah Yan's sister.

It's normal for you to care about him.

Don't mind me.

[This is bad. I'm sure she's angry.]

It's fine. Don't worry.

Thanks for this.

Xiao Qi, I need to talk to you.

What is there to talk about?

Are you angry at me?

No, I'm not.

Then...

Did Nanfeng Chen say anything to you?

Why do you care?

Whatever he told you, don't believe him.

What are you worried about?

I'm just worried that he will pester you...

before our engagement day.

So you do remember about our engagement?

It seems to me that Nanfeng Chen is more sincere.

His sincerity is fake.

Like last time, he tricked you about the magical jade.

He did trick me. But what about you?

Until now, you haven't even showed me the magical jade.

Maybe...

The extend of your love towards me is no different than him.

You mean Nanfeng Chen?

I'll show you the magical jade now.

Bai Tie, Hei Li.

Grab the magical jade in my study room.

Remember, it's the one on the left.

You're going to it to me now?

Ah Yan, you're the best!

In order to capture, one must let loose.

This is the nature of love, you get it, right?

[So, she's been using this.]

My Lord sure is quick-witted.

This fake magical jade finally comes in handy.

So he still remembers about the existence of this thing.

Of course.

Do you think he will get distracted because of a woman?

But seriously, this fake jade really does look like the real one.

I think...

the colour is a bit off.

Look.

The colour looks the same to me.

It's quite similar...

The one's that off is the pattern.

I still think it's the colour.

Do you know which is real and which is fake?

My Lord already said.

Take the one on the left. The left one is the fake one.

But which one is the left one?

It's all because you keep comparing the jades.

Look at the patterns and tell me which one.

It's your fault.

My fault? It was you.

You took it from my hand.

I thought you're looking at the patterns?

You brought the jade?

Let me see.

Xiao Qi.

You have a look at the jade. I have something to talk to them.

Why didn't the bag shine?

The old man said that it will shine once the jade is in the bag.

Maybe the jade is fake?

It can't be.

Seeing Ah Yan's feeling towards me, he has no reason to lie to me.

How dare you show up! Are you fooling me?

You said the bag will shine once the jade is in.

I had put the jade inside, but nothing happened.

My girl.

You should not simply toss the bag around.

It helps you examine the authenticity of the jade,

giving you clues on the location of the jades.

Look. After you put the jade inside the bag, and it shines.

Then you consider pass for this round.

Since you've found the magical jade,

that means you've found your fated person.

The two of you need to test the jade together,

then the bag will shine.

Together?

Test the jade together?

This is fake one.

What are you doing?

It's his fault. He did it.

He chose it.

You're too fast that we took the wrong one.

You picked it.

-That's enough. -You chose it.

I'll handle this.

You two wait outside. Don't let anyone come in.

-It's because of you. -You picked it!

Ah Yan.

You...

What are you trying to do?

I need you to...

test this jade for me.

Are you ready?

Xiao Qi.

There's still time before the 15th of the eight month.

And it's not like we can rush to get the pattern of the Mo Family treasure.

Why don't we wait for a while?

I can't wait anymore.

Ms. Chu Chu.

This is bad.

They're already...

on the bed.

What?

What is that fox doing in the middle of the day?

Shameless.

Go find out more.

Sir, they'll find out about you.

So what?

Where do you put your face after this?

If you want to know whether the engagement between Lord Beigong and Ms. Mi is real,

just ask them straight.

You idiot.

Who ask about rumours through the main entrance?

What are you doing down there? Come up now.

That's not very nice.

You will spoil the lord's mood if you break into his home.

This is bad. You will receive retribution.

I still need to get married.

If you don't come up now, I'll marry you to the male cat.

But I...

Ah Yan.

Put the jade in.

[This won't do.]

[I need to find a way to switch the jade.]

Close your eyes.

Are you done?

Yes.

Xiao Qi.

Will the bag really help the magical jade locates...

the location of three other jades?

We won't know until we try.

Why is it not shining?

Maybe the position is wrong?

I guess the top position is more comfortable.

Ms. Chu Chu.

I can't listen anymore.

Just say it.

How far have they gone?

I can take it.

They tried all sorts of positions.

Also, going up down left and right, adjusting their weight.

So shameless. I can't take it anymore!

Ms. Chu Chu.

Why doesn't it shine?

-Maybe there's a problem with the bag. -Maybe there's a problem with the jade.

The jade in your hand is real.

I swear on the name of Beigong Residence.

If your jade is fake,

the Beigong Residence shall have no foothold.

Then...

Why does it not shine?

The magical jade is definitely real. Trust me.

Why don't you let me see what's wrong with it?

[If the magical jade is real,]

[why is it not shining?]

[Is it because my fated person...]

[is not Ah Yan?]

[Sir, are you okay?]

[Could it be him?]

Xiao Qi, listen to me.

There's no need to explain, I get it.

You get it?

This magical jade...

It's my fault, I shouldn't...

I shouldn't...

Ah Yan.

[It's because I have poor eyesight.]

-[I got the wrong fated person.] -Let me go in!

What are you two doing?

Let go. Why are you blocking me?

I need to find Ms. Xiao Qi.

My Lord and Ms. Xiao Qi are busy right now.

You can't go in.

Doing those kind of things in the middle of the day,

aren't you two worried that Brother Yan's good name will be affected?

Furthermore, they're not even engaged yet.

This has nothing to do with the engagement.

Ms. Chu Chu, please go back.

You may go in.

Please take good care of him after this.

Xiao Qi, where are you going?

Brother Yan, let her calm down.

Go after her. The jade.

Sir, I've finally climbed up.

Sir! Where are you going?

I haven't got down yet.

I'm scared of heights. Sir!

-Figure it out yourself. -But I...

This is...

This is not good.

Even if Ah Yan is not my true fated person,

I cannot just leave like this.

Quick! Check that side.

It's all your fault, Bai Tie.

My Lord has already prepared the fake jade,

why did you need to rush?

Now the real one has been taken by Xiao Qi.

Xiao Qi.

What's wrong?

Xiao Qi.

Did you two bully Xiao Qi?

-Xiao Qi. -Let's go!

Xiao Qi.

Guys are useless.

Xiao Qi.

You tried to trick me before too.

Sweetheart, let me explain.

It is because I love you...

Wait a minute.

I have something to talk you.

Then let's go to my residence. It's quiet there.

Let's go.

Where's Xiao Qi?

She left with the viceroy.

Left with him?

You tell him that Mi Xiao Qi knows about the fake jade.

You think I'm an idiot? You tell him!

You're smart during the key moment.

What are you two whispering about?

Are you keeping something from me?

Well...

Bai Tie accidentally spilled about the fake jade.

That's right, it was him.

Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!

[Nanfeng's Residence]

Last time, you came in a hurry and you left in the middle of the night.

Today, I'm going to show you around.

Come. Pick any room you want.

Just pick one and see for yourself.

This place is not bad.

It's a lot better than the gloomy Beigong Residence.

That's right.

There's also Jin Bao who is a lot cuter than that two useless henchmen.

You're talking about me?

Ms. Mi, you're so honest.

Don't forget about my master. He's great too.

He is all right, I guess.

It is our field now.

Ms. Mi, please have a drink.

Good luck.

Come, sweetie.

I prepared this tea for you with love.

Before this, when you proposed to me,

were you sincere or do you have other motives?

I can take my heart out and show it to you.

What do you like about me then?

All of it.

[Smooth-tongued hypocrite.]

[Do you think I'll believe you?]

Stop wasting time. Just come at me.

Fine, whatever you want.

I guarantee that it will be irresistible.

Sweetie.

These kind of things, you have to enjoy the process and steps.

It is something that can be finished in seconds.

What steps and process do we need?

Seconds?

Are you looking down on me?

Your hand is fine.

Can't you even hold the jade for a few second?

I need you to help me put the jade in the bag together.

This is the jade Beigong Yan gave you?

It doesn't matter. Let's test the jade.

[Would Beigong Yan really take out the real jade so easily?]

Hold it steady and don't move.

Why is it not shining?

You mean the magical jade?

Let me have a look.

Let's change our position.

What kind of position do you want?

Come.

This position?

Or maybe this position?

Go away. You're not my fated person.

Xiao Qi, let's go back first.

I'll explain to you about this matter.

I'm not going back.

From now on, I'll be staying here.

Also, from today onwards, we're not even friends anymore.

I don't make friends with liars.

You heard her.

From now on, she belongs to Nanfeng Residence.

This is our problem.

You shouldn't stick your nose into it.

When did we have a problem?

-Let us continue. -Come.

Why is it still not shining?

I thought he said to test it with your fated person,

Then the jade will shine.

Could it be that you're not my fated person either?

[I was wondering why the first round was so easy to pass?]

[Fated person. What fate?]

[Everything was a lie!]

[Who is my fated person?]

Sweetheart, maybe our feelings are not deep enough.

Don't listen to his nonsense. He's definitely not your fated person.

I think what you said make sense.

Feelings...

can grow.

You heard her.

Jin Bao.

-See them out. -Noted.

[Stay tuned for the post-credits scene!]

Why does Nanfeng Chen can only last for a few seconds?

-There's a problem with a few seconds. -That's right.

I think I should be Xiao Qi's fated person.

The magical jade doesn't shine because the position is wrong.

-This is the correct position. -This one.

This one should be it.

Hey you dirty fellow! Let me format your dirty brain.

My brain is not dirty.

What position are you guys talking about?

I have a few new positions that I want to try with both of you.

I wonder if you both are interested?

-That is... -Don't tell.

I meant yoga positions.

Yoga positions?

That's right, yoga.

False alarm.