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[My Fantastic Mrs. Right] [Season 1]

[Episode 3]

[Lord Beiyue Residence]

Bai Tie.

Bai Tie.

I want to eat bun.

Bai Tie.

[What's going on?]

[Oh no. I'm in trouble.]

[Try to think what happened.]

[I'm a little fairy that fell from heaven.]

[Spout nonsense.]

[This...]

[What should I do after we slept together?]

[I always ran after playing.]

[I've never made into the next step.]

[Should I act pity and ask him to be responsible...]

[or just give money and leave?]

[What happened?]

[I haven't known her identity.]

[How could I...]

-That... -That...

-Let's wear our clothes first. -Let's wear our clothes first.

That...

You think...

What should we do next?

Miss Xiao Qi.

Regarding the incident just now...

I know I can't make up to you no matter what I say.

Calm down.

Since it had happened, I...

I will be responsible.

Be responsible?

How are you going to be responsible?

Marry me?

I...

[I can't marry her.]

[But I've tainted her.]

[I will get cursed if I don't marry her.]

[I don't want to enter graveyard easily.]

[I'll need to go back in the end.]

[Will it be a little irresponsible?]

To be honest, I think it's too early to get married.

But it's alright to be dating.

Dating?

What do you mean?

How do I explain it?

We get to know each other well.

Get to know each other well?

You mean...

You still have things to do?

Oh, right, Bai Tie wants to see me. I'll leave first.

Alright.

Bad woman! She came to seduce Brother Yan indeed.

I must let everyone see your true colour.

Why did I promise her?

Promise who?

My Lord.

You looked messy. It must be intense yesterday.

-Where did you go? -Nonsense!

He's in Miss Xiao Qi's room the whole night yesterday.

How could he come back from outside?

So you're with Miss Xiao Qi yesterday.

My Lord, you really used your beauty?

Your sacrifice is too much. I should have asked Hei Li to go.

What do you mean? Do you think he's forced?

-My Lord, this... -Shut up!

I just came out from my room.

Who says I stayed in Miss Xiao Qi's room for a night?

Hei Li.

I asked you to find the way to break the blood oath.

Have you found it?

And you!

I was just in her room and didn't leave right away...

because I wanted to scout out her identity when she's drunk.

Let's talk inside.

Since Nan Feng Chen knew about Xiao Qi's tattoo...

for sure he'll find a way to get Xiao Qi.

We must pay attention to his every move and Mi Xiao Qi's condition.

We must not let them meet in private.

Yes.

My Lord.

Just say it if anything.

Your expression makes me feels like going to the bathroom.

There's one more thing.

I must let you both know.

There'll be a woman...

who might get in contact with me closely.

She's Mi Xiao Qi.

Of course this is a strategy.

She became sworn siblings with Playboy. I must find a way...

to let her stay by my side willingly.

It's not enough to have the blood oath only.

You're thoughtful.

But why you look like you're enjoying in this relationship?

We still need to know if she's a foe or friend.

Your neck...

I have a man's question.

Please ask.

Say...

What's the feeling after a woman and a man sleep together?

I didn't hear it.

I'm asking "if" only.

If a man and woman have slept together, what would they feel?

My Lord.

You shouldn't ask Bai Tie regarding this type of adult question.

You should ask me.

Are you feeling a bit weak at your feet?

And your back is sore?

Bai Tie, hit him.

Alright.

Someone's angry.

My Lord, I'm sorry.

You look at bigger picture.

You're getting bolder because I pampered you a lot.

My Lord, you're always in my heart.

Don't worry.

Regarding you didn't come out from Miss Xiao Qi's room yesterday,

I won't tell anyone.

I have you only in my heart.

Leave.

Yes.

[I'm a little fairy...]

[who fell from heaven.]

Mi Xiao Qi.

You haven't found any jade. How dare you ponder over memories?

Anyway, Ah Yan has become my boyfriend.

I need to go to the Viceroy Residence.

Dating and finding jade, do it right for both.

The viceroy have long admired Miss Xiao Qi.

He came to propose marriage today.

Open your door and let us enter.

Miss Xiao Qi is not in.

-How about your master? -He's not in too.

-Who's in then? -Me.

Sir, as expected, they're not in.

You thought you're able to stop me from seeing Xiao Qi just like that?

Have you prepared what I asked for?

Everything's ready. Just waiting for your order.

-Go. -Alright.

My Lord.

Xiao Ba.

Playboy is really shameless.

He is shamelessly proposing a marriage to your sister.

My Lord.

I've stopped them from entering just as your order.

His marriage proposal is fake.

He just wanted to make use of Xiao Qi to find jade.

This is my order.

Drive them out every time they come.

Yes, sir.

My Lord.

Do you smell anything?

It seems to be the smell of powder.

Smell?

I didn't smell anything.

[Xiao Qi, my darling, please marry me.]

Not bad, right?

Take down the betrothal gift.

If I'm Miss Xiao Qi, I would be moved and hugged you.

What are you doing? Don't disgust me.

Leave immediately!

What are you doing? Nonsense!

If you don't move your things away, we'll have to use force!

Jin Bao.

Remember this.

Light up a firecracker every hour.

Let everyone be happy.

Alright.

-Why is it so noisy today? -Xiao Qi!

Where are you going?

I think I still need to see Nan Feng Chen.

Why do you want to see him?

You said you want to know me well.

Me visiting Nan Feng Chen and us getting to know each other...

Ah Yan.

Are you jealous?

I didn't know...

you are quite possessive.

Xiao Qi!

This is a matter of a girl's reputation.

You must not accept me and viceroy's marriage proposal altogether.

Marriage proposal?

You mean, Nan Feng Chen is proposing to me?

This is interesting, I must go and take a look!

Such a big fuss.

You startled me.

We just met yesterday.

Time is not about the length...

but meeting the right person at the right time.

Viceroy.

What do you mean by this?

As what you understand.

Your jokes are too much.

Xiao Qi now belongs to Bei Gong Residence.

Soon she won't be.

Xiao Qi.

-Are you willing... -Willing what?

Do you really love me at first sight?

You're flirting with another woman yesterday...

but proposed to me today. How can I believe you?

Tell me. What's your motive?

It's a pity.

Xiao Qi has told me that she wants to get to know me well.

Get to know only, not setting a marriage.

That's right.

My master never fails to get someone's girlfriend.

There's no woman whom he can't get at Beiyue City.

Shut up.

Brother.

It's enough.

I don't know why are you proposing to me...

but I'm sure you don't like me.

You don't believe my love for you?

It's such a pity that I helped you get information about magical jade.

A lot of relationship started from friendship.

The way it's opened is not important. The most important is that you tell me...

What are you doing?

You heard it too. He got information about magical jade.

I need to know if it's real.

-I don't have other meaning. -No, I do not agree.

Don't worry.

I'm clear about my identity.

Can you understand my feeling of finding magical jade?

Be obedient.

No.

Sir, I can smell conspiracy.

So what?

Once we get her, she can't do anything.

Xiao Qi.

Are you finished saying goodbye to him?

I'm not anxious...

but the information waits for no one.

Who says we are saying goodbye?

Xiao Qi, what do you say?

Marriage is a serious matter.

Let's talk inside.

Ah Yan.

Ah Yan!

Ah Yan!

Xiao Qi.

What's your decision?

I'm sure my cousin doesn't have any comment.

Of course no comment.

I have comment.

Also, please don't simply admit relative.

Ah Yan, we've come to agreement just now.

Xiao Qi's parents are not here.

Of course I need to look after her.

To save her from being used.

Furthermore, you're a playboy.

You're not a good husband.

Which man doesn't have any past?

I'm sure you understand.

Understood.

I don't mind about the past. Future is most important.

Oh, right.

Forget about the betrothal gift.

Make magical jade...

I think you both are not suitable because I understand well.

This is not the time to say so.

I have important matter to ask the viceroy.

Don't meddle first.

Xiao Qi.

So you've accepted my proposal.

Xiao Qi, did my neck grew a speckle?

Yesterday, did we...

No!

I'm embarrassed to turn down the viceroy's sincerity.

Don't worry, I will come back soon.

Let's go.

I didn't properly look at the Viceroy Residence yesterday.

-Let's go. -Xiao Qi!

I just remembered about our arranged marriage.

Arranged marriage? I...

I won't disappoint your grandfather.

Let's get engaged.

Lord Beiyue tell lies in order to pursue a woman.

But she had agreed to my proposal.

Isn't it, Xiao Qi?

I...

Brother Yan, just let her go.

As I see, she's not your cousin at all.

She's just the same as those who purposely approach you.

She's just making use of your loneliness.

Who says no one loves Ah Yan?

I'm his family from now on, I will love him.

Really?

Of course, I promise.

Promise?

What about your promise to me just now?

Shameless!

You just accepted the viceroy's proposal and seduce Brother Yan now.

Fickle woman!

Chu Chu, watch your mouth!

Brother Yan! You scold me because of her?

She just came a few days ago. She's that important to you?

That's right. Am I that important?

If I abandon you now, you might seek death?

[If I fail to obtain antidote without you...]

[I'll be dead for sure.]

Tell her.

Who'll be proactive when dating? Who will do house chores after marriage?

Who will take care of our children?

-Who... -It's all me.

[I'll endure.]

My Lord, there's outsider here.

Brother Yan, don't be fooled by her.

She's leaving with other man.

When did you see me leaving?

Didn't you hear that we're getting engaged?

I'm sending guest home as lady owner of Bei Gong Residence.

Brother Yan.

What she said is not true, right?

You...

I hope you will come to our engagement banquet three days later.

Take care.

I'm sorry.

You also saw that Ah Yan can't leave me.

I can't do anything.

I'm really sorry.

Because of jealousy,

I turned away information regarding magical jade.

It's such a pity.

I used to be wilful.

Why it doesn't work now?

We've just dated for half a day only, but I've promised to get engaged.

This can't be, I can't turn away the information.

I still need to see Nan Feng Chen and get information of magical jade.

Ah Yan, why are you here?

Don't you think it's too fast to get engaged after 3 days?

Will it be too late to get prepared?

It won't.

Bai Tie will arrange everything.

Ah Yan.

Marriage is love's graveyard.

I don't want to enter graveyard so early.

You know I need to find the jades as soon as possible.

-How about I go ask Nan Feng Chen... -No need!

I know about his clue.

How can you know?

You'll tell me if you knew it earlier.

It's not suitable to say it before this.

Now that we're getting engaged...

Actually, the jade is with me.

You lied.

You're not looking at me.

Darling.

Although I like to see you get jealous,

I must find Nan Feng Chen.

The jade is very important to me. Be obedient.

That jade is family heirloom of Bei Gong Family.

It can only be passed on to family head's wife.

I didn't tell you before this...

because I'm worried about your safety.

You mean...

I have to get engaged with you...

to get the magical jade?

I have no choice then.

Let's get engaged.

My lady, please eat.

Eat slowly, don't get choked.

Tell Brother Yan I won't eat.

Take it away!

Nobody cares about me anyway. Just let me die of hunger!

Brother Yan, do you really willing to let me be sad?

You used to treat me nicely, how can you treat me this way now?

Where is Brother Yan?

He's here.

Take it away.

Take it away, I don't want to eat.

Tell Brother Yan to just let me die!

Brother Yan!

Why are you here?

You think who came?

Your Brother Yan is busy preparing our engagement banquet.

I have to represent him to console you.

Go away, I don't want to see you. I don't need you to console me!

Didn't you say you're dying of hunger?

Why are you still so active and lively?

You ate in secret?

Because you make me mad.

You've seen me.

Please leave if there's nothing else.

Don't need to give her food anymore.

If she gets fat and attend my engagement banquet,

she'll be lowering attractiveness index of Bei Gong Residence.

You!

She gets furious easily.

But I wonder why I think it's cute.

Go on hunger strike for man.

Fool.

Dream on.

I won't let you fickle woman get away with it.

I will let everyone see your true colour!

My Lord, why are you smiling?

-Did I smile? -Yes.

Still want to deliver this soup to Miss Chu Chu?

I guess it's not needed anymore.

Why?

Also, why are you eavesdropping just now?

Why did you hide when Miss Xiao Qi came out?

Stay away from me!

You don't let me eat?

I will eat!

Take the food here!

-Quick! -Alright.

Let you be furious.

Eat slowly.

Slowly.

Let you be furious!

[Meet at Beiyue Restaurant in the afternoon.]

[From your Chen.]

I'm going to get engaged with Ah Yan.

Why did Nan Feng Chen send letter to me?

Is it possible that his information is different with Ah Yan's?

Nothing to lose if I go.

I think Ah Yan won't know either.

She took the bait.

Let's see what you're going to do.

Luckily, I know the viceroy likes to have lunch at this restaurant around this hour.

If not, I don't know how to unravel you nasty woman's true colour!

Mi Xiao Qi.

You asked for this.

You're here. Second Master's inside.

You go first. I need to settle some personal issue.

So sneaky.

Say it. What are you planning again?

The guilty party files the suit.

Listen.

You better leave Bei Gong Residence before I tell Brother Yan...

about you commit adultery with the viceroy!

You must not appear in front of Brother Yan anymore!

Are you finished? I'll leave first.

You're walking away just like that?

Sir, I saw Miss Mi.

She said she wanted to solve some personal issue.

Personal issue?

I also saw the lady from Bei Gong Residence, Chu Chu.

Yes, she's going to see her.

It seems like we are being used.

Settle the bill first.

Why didn't you quibble over this?

You're unable to quibble because I knew about your adulterous relationship?

I have urgent things to do. You play alone first.

You're really bold!

Give it!

Why should I?

I didn't mean to.

Xiao Qi!

-What's wrong? -What's wrong?

The cold sickness hit you again?

I'm alright. I just got a cramp.

Arrange enough personnel for the engagement banquet.

For sure there'll be many uninvited guests.

I thought you really fell in love and wanted to give away the jade.

Don't ever forget your initial motive towards her.

Am I a person who don't know what he's doing?

I'm forced to get engaged...

so that Nan Feng Chen won't take her away.

Give her the jade is to get her trust.

So that we can obtain the other three magical jades faster.

My Lord, you're smart, kill two birds with one stone.

[My leg is so painful.]

[It's too painful.]

[Leave quickly, this is too dangerous.] [Human is not for me.]

[It's so painful.]

[I'm a cripple.]

[Why is it so painful?]

[I'm so sad.]

[Did I destroy Cat's Planet in my previous life?]

[Why did this happen?]

Hey, little thing.

Why are you so upset?

Finally, you're in my hands.

[My big brother...]

Don't move around.

I asked someone to find food for you.

Do you like dried fish or mouse meat?

You're really fierce.

When we're at Feng Ya Park, you fell on me from the sky.

You embarrassed me.

How should I punish you?

[Nonsense!]

[When did I fell on you?]

[That day...]

[So you're that man.]

[What are you doing?]

[Don't! Stop shaking!]

[I'm so dizzy.]

[Tell me quickly.]

[What is the clue of magical jade?]

So restless.

You're in heat?

[In heat?]

[You're in heat!]

Sir, the engagement gift for Lord Beiyue is ready.

The engagement might be cancelled.

What did you prepare?

Several baskets of white lotus flower, it's fresh with dew.

Who asked him to bully you?

Great job.

Deliver to him now.

Wait awhile, I go get some things.

Treat her well.

I'll be back soon.

Alright.

In heat?

It'll be so nice if Miss Mi is in heat with Second Master.

He doesn't need to please her with fake magical jade information.

My poor master.

[I treat him as my brother but he tricked me with fake information.]

[Terrible.]

[Our friendship has ended!]

Why are you so agitated?

Oh, right.

Wait awhile, I will treat you well.

Maybe master will grant me a wife if he's happy.

Calm down, your lover's here.

[You're in heat!] [Your whole family is in heat!]

This is the most bold and powerful male cat in the city.

His name is Er Mao. I will let him enter now.

Useless! Why did you pee at this time?

[Stay tuned for the post-credits scene!]

Xiao Qi!

Xiao Qi!

Xiao Qi!

Cut! Cut, Director!

What is it?

I'm getting engaged with Xiao Qi, right?

-Why is it changed now? -This is not our fault.

Your purpose is not pure.

-Again! -Alright.

Director, you ask Xiao Qi, we fell in love at first sight.

Your cat is pretty,

but I still want to say, I don't believe you.

-Yes, I don't believe you. -Give me back my cat then.

Give it back! Don't take my cat!

Give it back to me.

We're like playing the game, "The Eagle Catches the Chicks".