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[My Fantastic Mrs. Right] [Season 1]

[Episode 2]

It might be a love potion.

The cold poison attacks the heart faster.

-Cold poison? -If he doesn't wake up today,

he might...

I swear, I didn't drug him.

Dude, calm down.

Maybe...

I...

know how to cure him.

Give me a chance.

That is cold poison, right?

Looking at his face,

he must've been poisoned...

for 10 years.

Lady, who are you?

How do you know that my master has been poisoned for 10 years?

My identity is not the point.

The point is, if you kill me,

then nobody could save your master.

You can save him?

I am professional.

Don't worry.

[Looking at the distance, by the time I rush to the door,]

[he would've chop me off.]

[I must find a way.]

Wake up!

If you don't wake up, I will be dead too.

My Lord.

Impossible.

Guards! Drag her away and kill her!

I got it! Blood oath.

-Blood oath! -Wait!

I drank my dad's new Haematopoietic agent, 28N6C.

My blood is immune to all poisons.

Give me a chance. I assure you that I could save him.

Don't worry.

Once there is a blood oath,

if anything happens to him, I will be dead too.

I've heard about this blood oath you said from the Xi Yun Tribe.

But this is a skill of the medical saint which has been lost for a long time.

How did you learn it?

My dad taught me.

Whether to believe it or not, it is all up to you.

[Once a blood oath is formed, we will flourish and suffer together.]

[We will share the same death.]

What are you still waiting for?

We need to wait until midnight.

Don't ask me why. My dad said so.

Just like the first time a vampire transforms.

It must be ceremonial.

It is going to be midnight.

[What a beautiful neck.]

[How dare I bite him?]

What are you planning?

-My Lord! -My Lord!

[I knew it.]

[You will return.]

My Lord!

My Lord!

My Lord.

My Lord.

My Lord.

How dare you push me?

Am I supposed to stay still until you hit me?

You terrible woman.

How dare you hurt Brother Yan when I am not around!

I will kill you!

Stop!

Stop messing around.

Brother Yan.

Finally, you're awake.

This terrible woman bullied me!

You must stand up for me.

Ah Yan.

It is my fault.

I made your sister upset.

[You're too young to try to compete with me!]

Ms. Mi, Ms. Chu Chu, please excuse us.

I want to check on him.

Well, Ah Yan, get some rest.

I shall leave first. I'll visit you later.

Let's go.

Brother Yan...

They want to check on him, let's leave.

Do you think that this woman is not to be trifled with?

By the way, how do you feel?

Ms. Mi formed a blood oath with you.

Blood oath?

You want to ask me about blood oath?

Do you mind answering our doubts?

Our only understanding towards blood oath is that it is the medical saint's secret.

Just call me Xiao Qi.

I am not comfortable in telling others but well, we're engaged since young.

About this blood oath,

once formed, we will flourish...

and suffer together. We share the same life.

In short, I'll sneeze when you are sick,

I'll feel painful when you are hurt.

Rubbish!

You thought he is an idiot?

Ms. Mi, could you tell me from whom did you learn this from?

I knew you won't trust me.

Let me show you.

Is it hormonal imbalance and caused menstruation?

"Aunty" comes early this month.

What? Where is your aunty?

Ask her to show up.

Big brother.

It is not what you think.

I can't wait anymore. Where is the washroom?

-My Lord. -My Lord.

What happened to you, My Lord?

Blood...

My Lord...

Do you trust me now?

I've never doubted you.

But why did you have a stomachache out of sudden?

Did someone poison you?

I told you, it is my "aunty".

Aunty?

Both of us feel painful.

Aunty feels painful too.

Does this blood oath involve 3 people?

As the first man who gets to experience this type of pain,

could you please understand me?

At least tell me where is WC?

WC?

Sir.

What happened last night?

The enemy is cunning.

We lost all of our men.

Chun Ya surrendered.

Then do you have news for the remaining 2 magical jade?

Not yet.

Sir, since the Lord has one in his hand, why don't we just grab it?

Idiot.

We will suffer great loss too.

He has the Emperor's support as well.

If we grab it now,

isn't that we are giving them an excuse to take away our military power?

The cold poison is suppressed.

She knows about the blood oath of the Xi Yun Tribe which was lost...

and she has the Mo Family's pattern with her.

This is strange.

You mean, the key pattern to solve the Mo Family's stratagem?

[Only the descendants of the Mo Family has this pattern to unlock the treasure.]

My Lord.

If she is sent by the Viceroy, then she poses a great threat to us.

By the way, sir, the love potion was planned by the Viceroy.

Yesterday, a woman named Chun Ya told us everything.

Maybe she is only a cover-up. Mi Xiao Qi is the real culprit.

My brother ordered me to come here...

to withdraw Nanfeng Chen's power in Beiyue...

and get his magical jade before he betrays us.

We need to gather all magical jades so that the treasure of the Mo Family...

will not fall into the hands of outsiders and cause unnecessary wars.

My Lord.

The Emperor also wishes that you could find the cure...

to your cold poison from the treasure.

The key thing now...

is to make sure whether she is sent by Nanfeng Chen.

You have an idea?

With your beauty, of course.

No way.

How dare you say that?

Of course it must be our master whose beauty has no match.

For the Emperor and the cure, I will sacrifice then.

By the way, has anyone called me Ah Yan before?

It sounded familiar to me.

My Lord.

Do you feel any side effect?

Do I look like I do?

Go. Go now.

[I can't believe that I shy out at this key moment.]

[I was seduced instead!]

I found the fated person and even formed a blood oath with him.

If that's correct, I would've passed my first level.

But why did I find no clue about the magical jade?

No way, I must ask Ah Yan.

Ms. Mi, my master has asked to see you.

He has something to ask you after taking his medicated bath.

Medicated bath?

That is intense.

It has been 2 hours.

Why is she not here yet?

It should work.

Bai Tie must have slipped his tongue.

Bai Tie.

Get me the Acacia.

Ms. Xiao Qi.

You are a lady, I am afraid this is inappropriate.

What is there to worry about?

Moreover, we are engaged.

I really don't recall having you as a cousin...

and our engagement.

Tell me more about the past.

Maybe I can recall something.

I came from the Cloud World.

It is in the technological era which is very different from here.

Technological era?

It is hard to explain. That is not the point.

I could bring you over sometime.

But before that...

you must help me to gather the four magical jades.

Then we could return together.

Magical jades?

[Could it be that Nan Chen Feng sent her?]

Do you know where they are?

I heard that...

the Viceroy Nanfeng is an avid collector of jade stones.

Every store which sells jade stones in the city...

must go through the Viceroy.

Viceroy?

The Viceroy's residence.

However, Bei Gong and Nanfeng stand on their own.

The Viceroy dislikes me too.

If I were to ask him, the situation might get worse.

But of course, you saved my life.

I will find ways to help you.

Please wait patiently for half a year.

Half a year?

Currently, I am busy with the trade union.

Ms. Xiao Qi.

I am done.

Could you please leave first?

It is alright. Just do what you need to.

Since I have gotten a clue, I will...

look for the magical jades myself.

Even though it is only the first day, I've found the fated person...

and learnt the whereabouts of the magical jades from him.

This is too smooth. I am a genius.

Heroes have to succumb to reality.

There are so many rooms.

Which one belongs to the Viceroy?

Luckily, I am prepared for this.

This...

This drawing...

Whatever.

I will use my godly right hand then.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

That room then.

My Lord is smart.

She is definitely a spy.

Who threw the banana skin like that?

I almost got killed.

Who is it?

She must have been familiar with the Viceroy's residence...

as she entered into his room directly.

She is definitely the Viceroy's spy.

Where did he hide it?

Maybe there are some private cells or safe keep here.

Second Master.

I have been waiting at Feng Ya Park for you but you didn't show up at all.

I could only come to your residence.

Darling, you miss me that much?

What do you think?

What a sweet mouth.

I will reward you tomorrow.

However, I am tired today.

Let Jin Bao send you back.

-Sir. -[You are a silly man.]

[Can't you tell that she wants to sleep with you?]

-Sir. -[He played with her.]

You chase me away with the same trick each time.

[I thought the Viceroy would be an old, fat man.]

He actually looks handsome.

Who is that?

Sir, I am scared.

Darling.

How long do you want to hide?

If you don't show up, I will punish you then.

Sir, your darling is here.

I have another darling today.

Understand?

Show yourself.

Who are you?

Don't be afraid.

I am just a passerby who got lost.

[The bag looks familiar.]

I will leave now. You go on.

Let's spilt up and check that place.

Daring, you are angry?

I was just playing with her.

Don't worry. You are the only one in my heart.

Sir, who is she?

I've been waiting for you for some time.

I will compensate you later.

You are a loser.

You called her "darling" too.

Who knows how many "darling" or "baby" you have?

You...

How dare you hit the Viceroy!

Look, your darling stood up for you.

Ridiculous. You are my only darling.

Can't you see that my darling is angry?

Get lost now.

You spoiled my plan tonight, and hit me,

how do you want to compensate me?

I hit you to help you.

But I could compensate you too.

Why don't we sit down, and discuss about the compensation?

Great.

Sir! There is an assassin. I will protect you.

Don't I look just fine?

Get lost.

This is a tiny cup. I can't get drunk from there.

You want to get drunk?

That's easy.

Come.

Using the jar? Do you dare?

I am not just brave, but I have a heart too.

Baby.

After you finished up this, can you feel my love towards you?

Dude,

in terms of romance,

no one is your match.

Of course. This is my home court.

I heard that you like to collect jade stones and antiques.

But why didn't I see any special jade stones here?

You like jade?

I will bring you to my storeroom after you are done.

They are all treasures.

Just pick whatever you like.

Generous.

Cheers.

You are a good drinker.

I was too silly.

[Why don't you even have an air-conditioner in your house?]

[Mo Family's pattern.]

Where are you looking at?

Who are you actually?

I?

I am Mi Xiao Qi.

I am also Ah Yan's cousin.

You are saying that...

you are Bei Gong Yan's cousin?

Why? Do you want to be my cousin too?

No way, you can have only one brother.

However, I have another name for you.

Get up.

Let's take a vow.

I will be your younger brother.

You will be my elder brother.

She really did go to the flower boy?

What happened then?

I also thought that she was a spy sent by the Viceroy.

For her, he even chased his favourite Mo Li away.

It turned out that they didn't know each other.

They are drinking now.

Ms. Mi looks drunk, and she told him everything.

I think with the Viceroy's attitude...

she won't be able to make it back today.

Prepare the cart.

-We are going to the Viceroy's residence. -Why are we going there?

To bring her back, of course.

Do I need to wait until she tells Nanfeng Chen...

about the blood oath and Mo Family's pattern?

Didn't you draw her there yourself?

Stop nagging, quick.

My Lord.

-What is it? -Your hair and your behaviour.

Who told you to drive so fast?

I almost throw up.

Didn't you tell me to drive faster?

Well...

Since we are brothers now,

we will share the good things.

We will share the good jade too.

Your cousin told you to come here and look for jades?

Or have you seen the magical jade before?

Of course I did.

In my dream.

The pattern on your chest looks special.

Your bag too.

You mean this tattoo?

You have taste.

We share the same mind.

Does it have any special meaning?

Of course.

Let me tell you.

Xiao Qi!

Ah Yan?

Why are you here?

I am here to bring you back.

It is so late and both of you are alone.

Don't you think that it is indecent?

I couldn't control myself.

If you think this is indecent,

then, in the morning, I will send the betrothal gift to you.

What do you think, cousin?

I don't recall that you are my cousin.

Ah Yan.

He is your cousin?

Listen to me, Xiao Qi.

You are drunk. Let's go home.

No way, no way, no way.

He hasn't show me the jades.

I want to see the jades.

Moreover,

the wine is so tasty here.

My Lord.

It seems that Xiao Qi doesn't want to go back with you.

You are busy with the north-south trade union too.

Why don't you leave first?

Jin Bao.

Send him off.

Xiao Qi.

If you want to see jades, we have it.

If you want to drink, I will drink with you.

It is so late at night. It is unsafe here with some strangers.

Listen to me, let's go back.

Darling, if you wish to, I welcome you to visit me anytime.

-Of course, I will take responsibility. -No way!

She is engaged with me.

Ah Yan, you finally admit that we are engaged.

Engagement?

I never knew that you have such romantic past.

This is my personal affairs. You don't have to worry about it.

I will inform you if I have any good news.

Sir, we'll just let them go?

He even told me about their engagement.

Do you believe it?

But this cousin is quite special.

She has an antique pattern on her.

Mi Xiao Qi is mine.

Jin Bao.

Prepare the gift.

Tomorrow morning, I will propose to her at Bei Gong's residence.

Sir, are you serious?

You say you will show me, but you didn't.

You even said that we are brothers.

Men...

It stinks, drunkard.

I am not drunk, who says that?

Help me get up. I can drink more...

for 3 days and nights.

Really?

Listen to me, Xiao Qi.

Tell me...

what did you tell to the flower boy?

Flower boy?

Where is the flower boy?

It was the person who drank with you.

Now I know.

I can only answer you after you drink.

Can you tell me now?

This is the second question.

You need...

to drink again.

Xiao Qi.

What did you tell him just now?

Nothing.

It's just that we make a vow.

Make a vow?

Did we get married or bonded as brothers?

It's not important.

Anyway he is...

my sister now.

Did he see the pattern on your chest?

Chest?

You mean this tattoo?

He did.

He even said that I have a good taste.

He said that it looks good.

After so much that I've done...

he still saw it.

Ah Yan.

You asked me so many questions,

but you didn't drink anything.

You cheated me.

Drink!

No way.

I can't drink anymore.

I will visit you when you are sober.

No, Ah Yan, you can't leave now.

I have one...

big secret that I have not told you yet.

Big secret?

Actually,

I am not a human.

I am...

a fairy who fell from heaven.

Fairy?

[Stay tuned for the post-credits scene!]

Here, director, take the drumstick.

I like drumstick. The director doesn't like it.

You are giving me drumstick. Tell me, what do you want?

I want to know whether I will have an intimate relationship with Xiao Qi.

What are you thinking?

You thought the director will change the script for drumsticks?

-That's right. -One drumstick? No. Take Chun Ya.

How about two drumsticks?

-Take Bei Gong Yan. -Here you go.

-Three drumsticks? -Three...

Xiao Qi?

I don't want drumsticks. I want dumplings.

-From Shanghai. -Okay!

No way, director!