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[My Fantastic Mrs. Right] [Season 2]

[Episode 3]

How is it?

My Lord, I need to tell you something.

Wait here. I'll send the physician out.

Could it be...

that I'm pregnant?

My Lord, Ms. Xiao Qi is expecting.

That's what you need to know.

However, the most important thing to mind is her emotion.

She will be quite moody during this time.

It's not a big deal.

You just need to go along with her demands.

Thank you.

I shall excuse myself.

My Lord, put on your shoes first. The floor is cold.

That hurts.

That's great.

I'm not dreaming.

I'm going to be a father.

Congratulations.

Instruct the kitchen to prepare delicious refreshments for Xiao Qi.

She needs to be properly taken care of.

How is it?

The physician said you are expecting.

Really?

Xiao Qi., you are now pregnant.

I'm worried about leaving you alone here.

Why don't you return to the residence tomorrow?

I'll feel much better.

[Lord Beiyue's Residence]

Take away the smoked duck and side dishes.

-Take those away. -Put off this agarwood incense as well.

But...

I specially ordered this agarwood...

Come and take the agarwood incense away.

This is how it feels like having morning sickness?

I have to endure this for at least three months.

I can't even endure it for a day.

Xiao Qi.

If it's too hard for you to take it, why don't we...

What do you mean? You don't want the child?

No, I'm very happy about it.

For the sake of our child, I can endure it.

I will definitely be a good father.

But I'm still not ready to be a mother.

This thing is too sudden.

What if I become ugly from this pregnancy?

What if you have a change of heart?

Don't think too much!

I only love you.

Then tell me. What do you like about me?

You are as beautiful as the moon and extremely brilliant.

You're extraordinary, just like me.

You still remember to compliment yourself.

Loving you is the same as loving myself.

Do you think the child will look like you or me?

If the child is good-looking, it's because of me.

But I want the kid to be well-mannered like you.

As the first man in the world to experience morning sickness,

it must be hard for you.

I'm fine.

But it must be hard for you.

I'm warning you.

After you come out, don't ever disrespect your mother.

-I will hit you. -Ah Yan.

The kid can hear you.

I'll hit your Uncle Bai Tie.

Xiao Qi.

Let's think about the errand at Feng Ya Park some other time.

You have been tossing about all day. It must be tiring.

At Feng Ya Park, the good and bad people are mixed up.

What if someone plans to...

Ah Yan, I'm not tired. You're tired.

Moreover, as how you have arranged this,

no one dares to put their hands on me.

Xiao Qi.

Don't worry. Being pregnant is not a hindrance.

You eat and you throw up.

But it would be a bit tough for you.

Xiao Qi, don't move.

All of you are careless. That's why I'm worried.

Such a big rock.

What if Xiao Qi steps on it and falls down?

Ah Yan.

I'm just pregnant, not disabled.

You're exaggerating.

Fine. From tomorrow onwards,

you and the rest of these people are not allowed to follow me.

I don't want people to make fun of me.

They're just jealous.

Xiao Qi, let me follow you.

Otherwise, I'll be worried.

We haven't found those men in black.

What if they take this chance and attack you?

Beigong Yan.

So, you're taking the hard approach after failing to persuade her?

You're putting Xiao Qi under house arrest?

As long as I'm here,

don't even think about it.

You've misunderstood.

These are the guards I assigned to Xiao Qi.

It is my responsibility as a father.

What?

Your family connection...

has turned from cousins to father and daughter?

Then...

Xiao Qi.

Does this mean I should pay a visit to father-in-law?

The power of your imagination really amazes me.

Big Brother, you have misunderstood.

I'm expecting.

Ah Yan worries about me, so he sent these many people to accompany me.

Mi Xiao Qi, don't joke about this thing.

I don't like it.

Whether you like it or not, this is the reality.

Very good.

Get out!

You seems to be in a bad mood.

Let me guess.

Does is have something to do with Ms. Xiao Qi being pregnant?

When we're at Dong Li villa, I knew that you are in love with her.

I thought that with your capability,

getting her is just a matter of time.

Who knew that you still lost to Lord Beigong.

But from what I see,

you are much more suited with her compared to the lord.

Furthermore, so what if she does have a child?

Even though what you said sounds nice,

I can't do that.

Whatever you said today, I'll pretend I never hear it.

Why are you deceiving yourself?

Maybe I've overestimated your feelings towards Ms. Xiao Qi.

Whatever you're trying to do to Beigong Yan, I don't care.

But I warn you.

If you dare to harm Xiao Qi,

I won't let you go.

I'm not moving. Why do I have to move?

When Brother Yan took me into Beigong Residence,

he promised to take care of me forever.

He cannot take back his words!

You don't have to worry about money.

Who said this is about money?

Is it because of Mi Xiao Qi?

That's right.

Ms. Xiao Qi is now expecting, that's why you need to move.

You bear ill will towards her, that's why you shouldn't stay here.

Expecting?

Who knows what kind of monster she's carrying?

And you are nothing but a mere dog pick up by Brother Yan!

I'm not moving! What are you going to do?

Sorry.

Can't sleep?

Ah Yan, my back ache.

I'll massage you.

Ah Yan, my shoulders hurt as well.

All right.

Ah Yan, I want some water.

I'll get it.

I want cold drink.

All right, I go get one.

I want hot drink as well.

Do you want hot or cold drinks?

Hot drink first and then cold drink.

Then, I go get both.

Ah Yan, you're the best.

What else do you want to eat?

-Let me think. -All right.

Bai Tie.

My Lord, what happened?

I'm tormented for a whole night.

My whole body hurts.

Go and get me some herbal plaster.

Understood.

Go now.

Whole body hurts.

Tormented for a whole night.

Lord Beigong is extremely nice towards Ms. Xiao Qi.

Ah Yan, my neck hurts.

All right, I'll rub it for you.

Harder.

All right.

Be gentle.

All right, I'll be gentle.

Ah Yan, you're the best.

You always fulfil my needs.

Ms. Xiao Qi is also extremely nice towards Lord Beigong.

I want steamed bun!

What steamed bun?

I want steamed bun from Qinglan Kingdom.

When did you ever eat steamed bun from Qinglan Kingdom?

Our soup-filled steamed bun is nice too, isn't it?

But it's not the same!

Moreover, it's not me who wanted to eat,

it's the baby.

It doesn't matter if it's you or the baby,

I will definitely buy it.

Don't think too much. Go and sleep.

It has to be the steamed bun from Qinglan.

Of course. The steamed bun from Qinglan.

Now, sleep.

Steamed bun.

My steamed bun.

Even in her dream, she's craving for steamed bun.

The steamed bun is more important than me?

Where is Xiao Qi? Still sleeping?

My Lord.

You went ahead and bought it in person, it must be tiring.

Now, I'm the only one who understands Xiao Qi's taste best.

Where were you last night? Why weren't you with me?

I went to Qinglan to buy you some steamed buns.

Who wants to eat steamed bun so early in the morning?

I want something light.

You said you understand me best.

Then tell me, what do you think I want to have for lunch?

What do I want for dinner?

See? You don't even care about me!

Am I that capricious?

Even now you would demand this and that.

When we prepared for you, you refused to eat.

Even the cooks are confused.

This is because of Xiao Qi's influence.

What?

Why blame me for your attitude?

Looks like I need to teach you a lesson.

I'm going to suffer again.

It's all right.

I love steamed bun.

[Heng Wu Pavilion]

Number three, the wife is always right.

If the wife is wrong, that means you are mistaken.

Even if she make mistakes, it is caused by you.

Number four.

Be patient when the wife comes home late.

Welcome her with a smile, do not show anger through your behaviour.

Number five...

Number five...

What else?

I remember now.

Number five,

when the wife is away, you must miss her.

Keep your integrity. You are not allowed to have affair.

Number six,

when the wife can't sleep, you need to stay up with her all night.

Help her count the sheep. You are not allowed to daydream.

Number seven, when the wife hits you...

Continue.

Number seven,

when the wife hits you, you need bear with it.

Be grateful to god.

You're not allowed to hit back or glare at her.

Number eight, be attentive when the wife is acting spoiled.

Pamper her a lot. Do not make empty promises.

Number 24...

My Lord.

-Is she awake? -No.

Why isn't she awake yet?

Do not worry, sir.

The physician told us before. Pregnant women are always sleepy.

From noon until now.

I don't see other pregnant women sleep this much.

Ask Hei Li to quickly come back.

-I have a bad feeling. -Understood.

Seeing you like this, you must feel very entitled.

You can now become the mistress of Beigong Residence.

I'm not in the mood to entertain you.

Go back to your new home.

Don't block my sunlight.

What gives you the right to order me around?

Whatever you own now belongs to my elder sister.

Do you know why Brother Yan is chasing me out?

It's because I remind him of my sister.

Are you done?

I feel sorry for you.

Don't be too happy.

Your happy days here will end soon.

Don't come crying to me after that.

Shut your mouth.

Don't talk nonsense.

Shut whose mouth?

The vile spawn in your tummy?

Why are you pulling me?

Have you forgotten?

I'm not a pushover.

You...

You hurt my hand. Let go!

Brother Yan, did you see? She bullies me.

Is your hand hurt? Do you feel unwell?

Sleepy.

Sleepy again? You just woke up.

Why don't we go eat first?

I don't want to.

Brother Yan!

Send her back.

She's not allowed to step into Beigong Residence without my permission.

Brother Yan, you will regret treating me like this!

Come. Eat something.

Normally wouldn't that sister of you...

constantly pester you with her tea or soup.

Why didn't I see her today?

Have you forgotten?

I asked her to move out of Beigong Residence.

When is that?

Why didn't you tell me? I would've sent her out.

But Ah Yan,

when did you come back?

I think I slept until I've forgotten.

I just came back.

You're asleep, so I didn't wake you up.

Tomorrow morning, I'm heading to Feng Ya Park.

I want to know how's the progress on the magical jade which Mr. Chen.

You definitely have to wake me up. We can't be late.

My Lord.

Your hand...

It's nothing. Check her pulse first.

All right.

How is Xiao Qi's situation?

My Lord, I need to tell you something.

My Lord, Ms. Xiao Qi is not expecting.

She's bitten by a worm called "caecilian".

Explain clearly.

This worm is a parasite that resides in a female's body.

It feeds on the host's nutrient and blood to stay alive.

Those who caught this...

will first exhibit a state similar to pregnant women.

The host will slowly gain weight.

She will also experience hypersomnia and memory disorder.

After a month, Ms. Xiao Qi will...

What will happen?

Lose her sanity.

If she is not treated in three months, she will die.

It's the Xiyun Tribe.

Only the Xiyun Tribe is able to breed such evil insect.

Do you have any idea on how to get rid of the insect?

Only those who breed the insect has the antidote.

Keep a close watch on Chu Chu.

Someone from the Xiyun Tribe must be backing her up.

I will not forgive those who dare to harm Xiao Qi.

Apart from that, make sure everyone in Beigong Residence be on guard.

We must not let Xiao Qi know about her condition.

Noted.

I will explain the rest to her.

Got it.

-Ah Yan. -You're awake?

What time is it?

It's already morning.

I told you to wake me up.

Good thing I'm awake.

I'm sorry. I'll wake you up next time.

Come. Eat something first.

We will go to Feng Ya Park later.

It's already getting dark.

Could it be that Ms. Xiao Qi...

Are you crazy?

Even if it is getting darker,

for the sake of Ms. Xiao Qi, our master will turn night into day.

Let's go.

We need to start working.

Hurry up and sweep the floor.

Wipe the table as well. Understand?

-Yes. -Hurry up.

Mr. Chen.

My Lord, Ms. Mi.

You both are so early.

Give me the account book from yesterday.

Sure.

Ah Yan.

You go mind your own business. I'm fine here.

I'll be pregnant for 10 months,

you can't keep on following me every day and not doing anything.

It's not like I'm terminally ill.

Your behaviour only makes me nervous.

Alright.

Coincidentally, I have something to do.

I'll come pick you up later.

I'm finally free.

Ms. Mi, this is your account book.

I'm looking for you because...

Why am I looking for you again?

Suddenly I can't remember.

I became forgetful after pregnant. But now I've remembered.

Any news on the magical jade?

After you told me about the magical jade from four tribes,

I went and ask around and found some clue.

It is said that...

the former leader of Nanfeng Tribe, Nanfeng Mo, died early...

as the Nanfeng Tribe's magical jade was lost.

The whereabouts of the jade was exposed,

sparking the desire between Xiyun and Dong Li Tribes.

They secretly ordered their men to fight, causing it to an accident.

My Lord.

Sir, Xiyun's magical jade was lost for so many years.

It won't be easy when you suddenly want to search for it.

Why don't I go with you?

There's no need to.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.

Maybe staying apart from each other...

is a good thing after all.

You're awake?

I'm asleep again?

What time is it?

You didn't sleep very long.

It's only nine in the morning.

It will be lunch soon.

Why don't you move around for a bit? I'll go prepare some pastry.

Having two lives makes me hungry fast.

Wait for me for a while. I have something to tell Bai Tie.

Make sure everyone pays attention. Don't let Xiao Qi find out.

Mr. Chen, give me the brush.

Mr. Chen?

Give me the brush.

Why does it look like everyone has been staying up all night?

So listless in the morning.

Even worse than a pregnant woman.

[Feng Ya Park.]

[Find out about the magical jade from four tribes.]

[Everyone looks like they had stayed up for a whole night.]

Sir, you need to take care of your own health.

When something happens, wait for everybody to go together.

Also, don't drink too much.

If you can't sleep, you can read the scripture I put in your case.

Read a few times, there's nothing you can't let go.

Head to Beigong Residence.

But we're almost out of the city.

Sir, Ms. Mi is already pregnant.

Whatever you do, it's not appropriate.

Just don't do it.

I just want to see her.

That's all.

Xiao Qiang, go to Beigong Residence.

My Lord.

Recently, Ms. Xiao Qi has been sleeping longer than usual.

Hei Li is looking for a way to suppress the parasite.

Also...

I asked you to keep watch on Chu Chu. How's the situation?

There is a problem. She always goes out late at night.

It's like she's meeting someone secretly.

There's always someone with good martial skills with her.

Our men don't want to alert them, so they didn't take any action.

Continue watching her.

Find a way to capture the person.

I need to make sure...

if the person behind Chu Chu is who I thought it was.

You suspect...

But what is their motive?

Is it the magical jade?

It doesn't matter. What's urgent now...

is to find a way to undo the parasite's poison on Xiao Qi.

Find a way to give out the news about Xiao Qi's blood oath with me.

Don't be too deliberate. It's enough to just let them know.

We can't. If we do it that way,

your enemy will take advantage on Ms. Xiao Qi's life to threaten you.

My Lord.

Do as I say.

I want them to know that Xiao Qi is my weakness.

Maybe this way...

Chu Chu will know why I treat her kindly,

and decide not to hurt Xiao Qi.

But...

I will do as you say.

Beigong Yan.

Since you can't protect her,

then why not let me do it?

At least, I will not let her get hurt over and over again.

Please remember your status.

Don't make things difficult for Xiao Qi.

You really think that I won't do anything to Beigong Residence?

The reason I back out previously...

is not because of you.

-It is because of Xiao Qi. -You can go ahead and try.

This time, even if it means giving everything I have,

I will definitely take her away.

I will never see her suffer.

Jin Bao, do it.

Since you heard everything, don't tell me you still don't get it?

Xiao Qi and I have a blood oath.

We are bound together for good or ill.

We live and die together.

If you're really thinking about Xiao Qi's well-being,

then help me to get the antidote to cure her.

Let's go.

Once I've found the antidote, I will definitely take her away.

If blood oath can be formed, it can be broken as well.

No matter how hard it is, I will definitely find a way for it.

[Stay tuned for the post-credits scene!]

Recite "The Three Obediences and Four Virtues".

Say it.

"The Three Obediences and Four Virtues" have 24 rules.

Director, where do I put my manly face?

-I don't want to act anymore. -Don't blame me.

Xiao Qi, you set it. Xiao Qi!

Continue to memorise. Don't stop!

-Don't stop. -Director, I know.

When the director goes out, you need to follow.

When the director orders, you need to obey.

When the director is wrong, say it is right.

How is it, director?

Turn around first.

-I'll let you know. -You're giving me a prize?

-Turn around. -Prize.

You flatterer!