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[My Fantastic Mrs. Right] [Season 2]

[Episode 1]

[Five days later]

What's this?

Whoever answers my question gets a cup of wine.

I've seen the jade you mentioned before.

Is it in blood red colour and this big?

I know.

I'm the biggest jade dealer in Beiyue City.

I've touched more jade than the rice you ate.

But...

I'm sure the luminescent, patterned jade that you speak of doesn't exist.

Is that all you know? What else?

Hasn't any one of you heard of it?

You promised me wine.

You can't back out now.

Am I right?

-Yes. -That's right.

-No backing out. -That's right.

That's preposterous.

Are you sure you want to drink it?

Yes!

In fact, why don't you feed me?

You wench! What's this vile drink?

-Did I say it's good? -You...

Xiao Qi! Xiao Qi...

What are you doing?

There's a puddle at the door. Go clean it.

Please, carry on.

I'll get right on it.

Not so fast.

Do you think you can just walk off? Are you taking us for fools?

-That's right! -Yes!

I'll let you go.

On one condition...

What condition?

If you weren't a jade dealer, I wouldn't even look at you.

Whoever catches her gets a thousand Yue Money!

-After her! -Come on!

Stop!

-Be quick! -Stop!

-Stop! -Stop!

Going somewhere?

You have nowhere to run.

What am I thinking?

How could it be him?

He never came to see me.

Why should I even hope for it?

My Lord.

My Lord, please have mercy.

Close down Feng Ya Park!

Never mind.

Just buy it.

I can't bear for her to make a living on the road.

Yes.

I finally found somewhere I could gather leads about the magical jade.

But now that I'm losing my job, how can I find the magical jade?

I should've hit those jerks a few more times.

Weird Elderly, how dare you show up?

You're going down today!

Can't we talk like civilized people?

Why throw cups at each other?

Alright.

Let's settle our score from five years ago, then.

Five years ago?

You know about it too?

Didn't I...

Well?

Come on, tell me.

Anything else I should know about?

[If I tell her the truth, I'd renege on our promise,]

[and everything will be ruined.]

[No, I can't.]

It's all my fault.

Five years ago,

I accidentally dropped a divine book in this realm due to my shaky hands.

The Mo Family found the book and stashed it in a vault filled with traps.

It is my duty to recover the divine book.

But I'm supposed to be a custodian of this realm.

I can't disrupt the natural order of things.

So, only a descendant of the Mo Family...

can open the vault and recover the book.

And you...

are the only living descendant of the Mo Family.

Just as I thought.

It's entirely your fault!

Come now, I can't take all the blame.

Yes, I started the whole thing.

But for the most part,

it was that little scoundrel who'd done you wrong.

Think about it.

If he hadn't begged and plead for me to save your life,

if I'd known how he'd mistreated you,

I'd have...

Bam!

Crushed him to death!

Then there's you.

You disappoint me.

How many times have I told you?

That guy's nothing but bad news.

I didn't want you to make the same mistake again.

Yet you turned a deaf ear on me.

This is about you, not him.

Fine. Forget about him.

Let's get down to business.

Look, Xiao Qi,

you've only just begun your quest,

but because you're smart,

you've already recovered two magical jades.

There's only two more to go.

You should be able to find them in no time.

Just because you're lovesick,

doesn't mean you should forget about your quest.

So,

if you were to go back,

please don't get into a fight with him again.

It's all about give and take.

You two are destined to be together after all.

Anyhow, you two mustn't break up!

You still have two challenges ahead of you.

So get on your feet and start finding the jades.

Who is it?

Xiao Qi, it's me, the innkeeper.

I'm here to tell you that you've been promoted.

You're now Feng Ya Park's steward.

My Lord, it's done.

I want the road to Feng Ya Park cleaned of pebbles by tomorrow morning.

Why won't you tell Ms. Xiao Qi what you've done for her?

She's still angry. She wouldn't want to see me.

Let's wait.

Have you forgiven yourself?

There's no need to beat yourself up over sacrificing Xiao Qi's life...

You talk too much today.

My Lord, the Viceroy is here.

Him again.

Don't let him pass. Otherwise he'll disturb Xiao Qi.

Sir, they've beaten us to the punch.

What do we do?

What if we step aside and wait for them to leave?

Step aside? Do I seem like a coward to you?

We're going in!

Don't, sir! He's a Lord.

He's...

I'll settle the score once we get home.

What were they up to?

-Why did they leave? -I've no idea.

Never mind.

Ask our men to stay alert in case someone slips in.

Got it.

Right inside.

-Put it there. -All right.

Brother Yan, where have you been?

Are you hungry? I'll get you some food.

-Who let you in? -My Lord.

-Get those things out of here. -Yes.

No one is allowed to enter except me.

Xiao Qi is gone.

There's no point keeping her stuff around.

She'll be back.

I don't care what you've told Xiao Qi behind my back.

But don't get any ideas.

What do you mean, Brother Yan?

When you're my future brother-in-law, I held my feelings back.

But I'm the one who's been by your side all these years.

I've known you before Mi Xiao Qi did.

Tell me, Brother Yan, what does she have that I don't?

I love her.

You're only a sister to me.

Bai Tie has prepared a place for you to stay.

You may move anytime.

So heartless.

Five years ago...

Five years ago, he betrayed me.

Yu Bai Shou...

I'll see to it that Mi Xiao Qi suffers in front of your very eyes.

Sister.

What's the matter?

What brings you here at this hour?

Madam.

Beigong's and the Viceroy's men have been tailing Mi Xiao Qi.

We couldn't strike.

If that's the case,

we'll have to get creative.

We'll make Mi Xiao Qi come to us instead.

But why should she come to us?

Plant this on her.

Within a month, she'll be under our control.

We'll use her to instigate a fight between our adversaries.

Then, we'll steal the jade and open the Mo Family's vault.

Leave it up to me.

[Feng Ya Park]

Ms. Xiao Qi!

What did I say?

You're a steward now.

You don't have to do chores anymore.

What should I do, then?

Do what I do.

Inspect and supervise.

Here you go.

What's this for?

This is your reward.

But I just caused a ruckus yesterday.

Why do I get a reward?

I'm glad you asked.

Your valiant showing yesterday...

has taught me a lesson.

We're a proper business.

We shouldn't tolerate rude people just for their money.

I'm indebted to you for this lesson.

So, sit back and relax.

Help yourself to the snacks.

Let me know if you need anything.

Wait a second...

You're being a little too nice.

Tell me, what's the catch?

-I... -You're...

You're not interested in me, are you?

Ms. Xiao Qi, I'm a respectable gentleman.

Don't get the wrong idea.

Go get some rest.

Go.

Do you miss Mummy?

I miss her too.

But I don't know how to face her.

My Lord, it is done.

But Ms. Xiao Qi seems a little suspicious.

It's all right. I know what to do.

These are my new rules.

There shall be snacks every afternoon.

Closing time shall be two hours earlier.

Female workers shall be escorted home.

And, dresses shall be two inches longer.

No ankles.

My Lord.

At this rate,

Ms. Xiao Qi's suspicion will be confirmed.

My Lord, the Viceroy is here.

Close the door at once.

Come on. Hurry.

Close the door.

We've booked this place. Sorry.

What's the meaning of this?

This place was open before we arrived.

Are you trying to insult my master?

I'm just following orders. Move along.

Wait...

Sir, why don't we go back first?

You'll never see Ms. Mi as long as the Lord is here.

Nonsense.

Have you done as I've told?

Don't worry, we've got the place covered.

We'll be able to see Ms. Mi no matter where she is.

Come.

Come.

Sir.

Look.

What are the stilts for?

That restaurant is too tall.

And I'm scared of heights.

God help you this turns out well.

-Or else... -It'll definitely work, I promise.

Once Ms. Mi sees the banner, she'll forgive you.

Open it.

[I borrowed Xiao Ran. You cool me down.]

"I borrowed Xiao Ran?"

"You cool me down?"

What the heck?

Xiao Ran?

Is she an employee here?

Try and find out what that jerk likes to eat.

-All right. -Hurry.

Jerk?

I happen to know a jerk.

Why didn't you ask me?

I know everything about him.

I...

I...

Tell me, where's that jerk and his tortoises?

I'll deliver their meal personally.

Well...

What's all that nonsense?

You idiot!

Consider yourself fired.

Sir!

Didn't you go to school?

Can't you read?

Put it away!

Sir!

Sir!

How dare that jerk bribe the innkeeper.

I knew something was fishy.

[Jeez,]

[what rotten luck.]

[I've turned into a cat again.]

What's all that racket?

My Lord, it sounded like a scream.

Keep an eye on Playboy.

I'll find Xiao Qi.

My Lord, you've finally come around?

Where's Xiao Qi?

She'd gone out to buy food for your tortoises.

Why did you tell her?

She found out herself.

Let's go.

[Leaving so soon?]

[Lord Beiyue's Residence]

Bai Tie.

Where might she be?

I've searched every possible place, yet I couldn't find her.

What if she got mad and doesn't want to see me ever again?

Don't worry, our men are on it.

She's bound to turn up.

I don't want to hide anymore.

I'm afraid I might lose her otherwise.

And let's not forget about the magical jade.

Tell Hei Li to press ahead.

We must help Xiao Qi find the other two jades.

Help Ms. Xiao Qi find the jades?

What about you?

What about your cold?

I owe her so much.

Last time,

she helped me.

This time,

I'd like to do the same, even if my days are numbered.

Your wish...

is my command.

I'll find Ms. Xiao Qi no matter what.

Thank you.

Xiao Qi.

I miss you so much.

Where are you?

[Even the pet door is blocked.]

[Nice try.]

[Did they think they could stop me?] [Watch this.]

[Who put a mousetrap here?]

[I'm in so much pain!]

Do you think...

Bai Tie will bring your Mummy back?

My Lord, is this the fat cat you're looking for?

Why is its tail injured? Give it to me.

You may go.

All right.

Xiao Qi, please come back.

It's too dangerous outside.

[Come back?] [So you can take advantage of me?]

Did you hurt your tail? Let me rub it for you.

[No!]

[It's none of your business!]

Xiao Qi,

if you turn back into a human, will you still ignore me?

[Let me go. Let me go, Beigong Yan.]

[Let me go!]

Let me go.

No, I won't!

You mustn't leave me and our children!

Our children?

Beigong Yan, have you no shame?

If I say no, will you stay?

They need their mother.

I need my wife.

Who says I'm your wife?

Beigong Yan, what's the point in being together?

You're just going to use me to find the jades.

It's not about the jades. I really love you.

I admit, I was using you at first.

But I quickly regretted it.

I was jealous when I saw you and Nanfeng Chen together.

I hated it when you cared more about the jades.

Even others could see my love for you.

But I kept denying my own feelings.

Xiao Qi,

can you please trust me?

Give me another chance.

Brother Yan, stop it!

Chu Chu, what are you doing here? Get out!

I...

You needn't act like that.

It's over between us.

-Xiao Qi. -Let me go.

I disagree.

Xiao Qi.

I belong to you.

Please don't forsake me.

You have to be responsible to me.

Cut it out.

Since you can't get over Ms. Xi Ling...

why don't you take that hairpin to her grave and pour your heart out?

Leave me out of it.

I have a job to do. I have no time for this.

Who said that hairpin is for her?

That hairpin is for you.

It's a misunderstanding.

I can show you.

[That's impossible.]

[Five years ago, didn't they...]

My Lord, it's time to see Lady Tang.

Looks like you've been quite busy after we've split up.

Go ahead.

-I'll leave you to it. -Xiao Qi.

Don't follow me.

I don't want to see you.

My Lord.

Get lost!

I don't want to see you!

All right.

Hold on.

I have a task for you.

Xiao Qi may not want to see me...

but she wants leads about the jade.

He says he loves me yet he never called on me.

He's even dating other women.

Why didn't I see it before?

Big surprise. All men are pigs.

I thought you'd left for good.

Why did you come back?

I can go wherever I like.

What's it to you?

By the way, clean up your act.

Ah Yan might like you better that way.

What's the matter? Can't wait to strike me?

Sister Xiao Qi, I think you're mistaken.

I didn't mean any harm.

Nice try, Chu Chu. But I'm not buying your act.

I'm not Brother Yan.

Just you wait.

[Nanfeng's Residence]

Tell me, are you a spy sent by Beigong Yan?

Sir, I'm your servant in this life and the next.

Woe is me.

If it weren't for you, Xiao Qi would've forgiven me.

-Don't be so sure. -What did you say?

What I'm saying is,

if we give Ms. Mi what she wants,

she'll come around eventually.

Obviously.

But where am I supposed to find a magical jade?

We may not have the real thing...

but we can fabricate as many leads as we want.

Come again?

I don't believe I can't find the magical jades without him.

And this stupid purse.

Its leads are completely useless,

just like Weird Elderly.

Xiao Qi, I...

Why do you even bother to show up?

If I were Xiao Qi,

I wouldn't just slam the door in your face.

I'd throw a bucket of water at you.

Look who's talking.

At least I'm still in the running.

Xiao Qi, it's me.

I have leads...

About the magical jade?

Shall we talk inside?

Both of you...

have leads about the magical jade?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Beat it!

If I were you, I'd stop making a fool of myself.

Xiao Qi is angry at me because she loves me.

But towards you, she's completely indifferent.

Is that so?

At least she's willing to speak to me.

What about you?

Did they think they could entice me with leads?

Fat chance!

Not again.

Looks like I have no choice but to teach you a lesson.

What have we here?

Tell your masters...

I'll sue them for trespassing if they don't leave me alone.

Ms. Mi, don't be mad.

I'll go as soon as I relay my master's message.

Don't listen to the little man.

What are you implying?

Who are you calling little? I'm just a tad shorter than you.

Besides, the smaller the pepper the hotter it is.

"Oh"?

You think you're so big? I represent the Second Master...

Have you had enough?

If you've nothing important to say, just go.

Ms. Mi, my master's love for you is as true as the day is long.

Besides, he really knows...

The Lord knows where the third jade is.

Oh drat, he beat me to the punch again.

So tell me...

where can I find the third magical jade?

We're just having a little tiff.

I suggest you stay out of our relationship, Viceroy Nanfeng.

Harassing a girl after a breakup.

I bet this isn't the first time you've stooped so low.

My Lord, Ms. Xiao Qi asked you to stop taking her for a fool.

My Lord, why don't you take a hike?

Sir, Ms. Mi said you should stop trying to trick her with leads.

She won't fall for it.

Viceroy Nanfeng, after you.

-Ms. Mi asked you to leave. -Xiao Qi asked you to leave.

She wants to speak to us in private.

-What? -What?

Ms. Mi even said, if you two don't leave now...

She's going to snap.

Xiao Qi.

Xiao Qi, don't you want to find the magical jade?

I have some juicy leads, Xiao Qi.

-Open up! Xiao Qi. -Xiao Qi.

-Xiao Qi. -Xiao Qi.

Xiao Qi.

I'm not cold.

If you're still mad,

feel free to splash away.

I'm not cold at all.

Xiao Qi, don't fall for his trick.

That's right.

I'm fine.

I'm just a little feverish from the night wind.

It has nothing to do with that bucket of water.

There's no need to feel sorry. or worry about me.

Don't worry, Xiao Qi.

It's not fatal. I'll take care of him.

-Xiao Qi. -Have you had enough?

Scram. Go.

Jin Bao! Bai Tie!

Don't just stand there. Get in!

Sir, I'll try my best.

You know what to do.

Use force if necessary, but don't frighten Xiao Qi.

Shut the door!

The night is still young. How about a drink?

Why not?

Beigong, Nanfeng, Dongli, Xiyun.

So, they knew all along...

that the four magical jades belonged to the four tribes of the Mo Family.

I see.

Beigong Yan...

Nanfeng Chen...

Good.

Very good.

Winning a girl's heart takes skills.

My Lord, you need more practice.

That's not necessary. Xiao Qi prefers honest men.

But aren't you the least honest among us?

I'll never give up on Xiao Qi.

You may as well pack up.

With me around,

you don't stand a chance.

I don't think you have the right to say that.

After all, you know what you did to Xiao Qi.

I may not have the right,

but our two children do.

I just realized...

how shameless you really are.

Why would you lie about having kids?

Do you think I believe you?

I don't care if you believe me as long as Xiao Qi still wants me.

Xiao Qi also wants the magical jade.

And the third magical jade...

is in my possession.

Are you sure...

you have it?

What do you think?

[Stay tuned for the post-credits scene!]

How many sessions left?

Three more sessions for today.

Director,

can we make the cat's transformation sequence a little cooler?

Like, how?

For example...

to unite all people within our nation,

to protect the world from devastation,

to denounce the evils of truth and love...

Then, put some special effects and a twirl...

Come.

I'll let you in on a big secret.

Our crew has everything,

except money.

No money.

Director, are we hard up for cash? Here, take this.

-These are props. -Is it worth anything?

-It's fake. -Special effects?

It's a prop! Do you have any real money?

I have no real money.

Here.

Is there even 50 cents in this bank card?

What kind of special effect costs 50 cents?

Who's going to watch it?

-Hey everyone, the Lord is a pig! -A pig!

Pig...