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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I reached out to a colleague
who's doing
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a summer research program
at the University of Heidelberg,
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and I think I can get you in.
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Heidelberg, Germany?
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Yes, and they're doing
exciting work
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on superstrings.
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Well, that would certainly help
my grad school applications.
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Ich helfe dir beim packen.
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That'’s German
for "I'’ll help you pack."
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If we put in
one of them things that spins
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the hot dogs around,
we would make a fortune.
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Oh, then they spill
mustard on themselves,
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it's right back in the washer.
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That's money making
money, sister.
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Yeah, 'cause that's
how people want
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their clothes to smell...
like hot dogs.
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I love how hot dogs smell.
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Huh. And you wonder
why Mandy won't marry you.
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Wade, what the hell
are you doing here?
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We're not open yet.
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The door was.
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Did you forget to lock up?
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No.
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Well, the door
didn't open itself.
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The lock's busted.
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File cabinet, too.
Cashbox is gone.
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We've been robbed.
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We've been robbed.
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We've been robbed?
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Looks like they jimmied
the door with a crowbar.
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Sure does.
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Well...
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it's a lucky break
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that when it happened,
nobody was here.
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If I had been here,
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we'd be looking for a place
to bury the body.
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Yours or theirs?
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So, what's the next step?
What are you gonna do?
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I was gonna get some lunch.
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Wait a minute.
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Aren't you gonna file a report
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or-or dust for fingerprints?
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Yeah, what are we
paying you for?
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You're paying me
to not shut you down.
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Unless you want me
to bring detectives
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to your illegal gambling room.
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So, what do we do?
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You need security
when you're not here.
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Maybe an off-duty cop.
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You want me to pay you more?
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I just want you to feel safe.
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Get out.
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Y'all have a nice day.
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I brought you some snacks.
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For Mom,
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a Bavarian-style pretzel.
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And for Dad,
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four Lone Star beers
poured into a pitcher
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to approximate a stein.
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What do you want?
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For starters,
a dankewouldn't kill you.
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A what?
It's "thank you" in German.
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Uh, so, if you were
thinking of thanking,
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then you'd be denkenof danken.
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You're awfully quiet.
I assume you're denken.
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W-Where are you going
with all this?
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If I play my cards right,
Germany.
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- What? - I have the opportunity
to participate
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in a prestigious summer program
at the University of Heidelberg.
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Sheldon, I don't...
I know that you're probably gonna say
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that I'm too young
or it's too far away,
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but please just hear me out.
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He did bring us snacks.
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Beer is not a snack.
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Sheldon...
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aren't there programs
that are closer?
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Yes, but I missed my chance
to get into any of them.
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In fact, Dr. Sturgis
had to call in a big favor
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to get this opportunity.
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Well, that's nice of him,
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but maybe he should have
talked to us first?
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Oh, he suggested that.
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And?
I nixed it.
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You nixed it?
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From the German nichts.
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The language lends itself
to negativity.
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Well, we're gonna have to talk
to Dr. Sturgis
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before we make any decisions.
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We're not making any promises.
Mm-hmm.
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This is not a yes.
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But it's also not a nein,
which German for "no,"
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as opposed to the number nine,
which is neun.
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Thanks. Come again.
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Let me know if you need help
finding anything.
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Ugh. How about something fun
to do in this town?
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You like roller rinks?
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No.
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Bowling?
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No.
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You old enough to drive?
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No.
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Can't help you. Just move here?
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I'm staying with my aunt
and uncle for the summer.
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If you want, I can rent you
a rated-R movie.
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I'll even slip it
in a Disney box.
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What do you have in mind?
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Point Break.
Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze?
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I like Swayze.
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I like Keanu.
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Great, so I don't need
to fight you.
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All right, Point Break
in a Bambibox coming right up.
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You can put that on my uncle's
account. It's Jeff Difford.
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Like Pastor Jeff?
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Yeah.
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He's my neighbor.
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You're staying
right next door to us.
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Maybe we can watch it together.
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Not at my house. My mom
can't know I rented you this.
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Well, my uncle can't know
I'm watching it.
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We could watch it in our garage.
My brother's got a TV in there.
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Cool.
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He kind of looks
like Patrick Swayze.
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Really?
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But, like,
a stupid Patrick Swayze.
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Eh. Still works.
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I understand
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your trepidation,
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but you were also nervous about
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sending him here,
and that turned out fine.
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I suppose, but Germany
is just so far away.
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Well, maybe it'd be good
for him.
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You know...
a little independence,
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nobody babying him.
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What? Germans
are a tough-love people.
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Is this trip really
that important for him?
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The string theory research
they're doing
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is at the forefront
of the field.
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This is a tremendous opportunity
for Sheldon.
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Well, we wouldn't
want him to miss out.
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And you're okay with
looking after him all summer?
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Oh, I won't be there.
You won't?
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Oh, no, I'll be presenting
a paper in Needles, California.
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If you're a Peanutsfan,
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that's where Snoopy's brother
Spike lives.
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Hold on, are you saying
Sheldon would be
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going to Germany by himself?
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Well, one of you
could go with him.
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And the university would
cover our expenses as well?
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The university
isn't gonna pay for any of it.
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Okay, meeting adjourned.
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Great. Well, let me know
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if there's anything else
I can, uh, help you with.
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Actually there is. Um...
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Would you tell Sheldon
that he's not going?
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Thank you.
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Hey.
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Everything going okay?
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Yep.
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Anyone suspicious
hanging around?
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Just a crazy old man with a bat.
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I'm just trying to make sure
that you're safe.
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That's very sweet,
but I-I can handle it.
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You can, huh?
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You ever think this might have
been an inside job?
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Like, any one
of these clowns here
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could have been part of the crew
that ripped you off
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last night?
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And now they're sitting here
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giving me my money back?
Mm.
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Not all criminals
are masterminds, Connie.
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Okay, fine. What's your plan?
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Until we track down the guys
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or girls...
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I'm a-I'm a modern thinker...
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I'll be around,
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acting as a deterrent...
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with my friend here.
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Lil' Slugger.
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Yeah.
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It only looks small
'cause I'm so big.
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Nice-looking watch
you got there.
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Thanks.
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Is it new?
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Actually, yeah.
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Interesting.
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You recently
come into some money?
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Kind of.
My uncle just passed away.
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Oh. Well, ain't that
a coincidence?
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What from?
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Emphysema.
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He smoke?
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Yeah.
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All right, then.
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Maybe instead of
harassing the customers,
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why don't you go over
and stand by that door
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and just look intimidating?
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You got it. Watch this.
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You want a chair?
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Chair would be good. Yeah.
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Let me go get
my inflatable donut.
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Got a little fire in the valley.
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When is the next train?
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Wann fa hrt der na chste Zug?
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Wann fa hrt der na chste Zug?
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How is this not
a Romance language?
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Shelly?
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Uh, eintreten.
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That's German for "enter."
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Yeah, about that...
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Uh, we had a long talk
with Dr. Sturgis.
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Oh, did he tell you how great
this program is
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and what a boon it'll be
to my career?
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He did.
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He also told us how much
it costs,
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and it's more
than we can handle.
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I'll pay you back.
I'm sure I'll make plenty
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as a theoretical physicist.
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I'm sure you will,
but right now,
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we don't have the money.
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Have you considered
scrimping and saving?
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I... Do we really need
breakfast, lunch anddinner?
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Sheldon, you do our taxes.
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And I'm about to start
charging for that.
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Shelly, I'm sorry, but it's no.
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Ach!
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I'll admit it.
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Keanu's pretty cute.
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Hey, you called Swayze,
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you stick with Swayze.
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Fine, I'll be
Mrs. Patrick Swayze.
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Lose something, brah?
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Special Agent Utah.
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Why'd you want to spend
the summer with Pastor Jeff?
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I didn't. My parents found out
I had a boyfriend and freaked.
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Ooh, tell me everything.
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Okay, his name is Zach.
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He has a learner's permit
and his own phone line.
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So, like, a man?
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Exactly.
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I've got a bicycle pump
if you want
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to top off your donut.
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No, actually, I'm experiencing
a little too much bounce.
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I found something.
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What you got?
I thought one of our neighbors
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might have a security camera,
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and Sensei Bruce at
the karate studio came through.
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Oh, good job, Georgie.
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And what'd you see?
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A pickup truck driving away
from our back door
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at 2:15 in the morning.
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Ooh, now we got him.
Or her.
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Did you get a license plate?
No.
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How about the color?
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Well, the tape's
in black and white.
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But it was not black
and it was not white.
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So the getaway car is a color.
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Or grey.
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Okay.
Not quite a smoking gun,
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but at least we know
the perp drove a truck.
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Excuse me.
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00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,059
Could I have everybody's
attention for just a minute?
263
00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:47,110
Show of hands,
264
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,730
who here owns a truck?
265
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,740
It ain't my fault
we live in Texas.
266
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,580
Did you take my boom box?
267
00:10:58,769 --> 00:11:00,100
It's on my desk.
268
00:11:00,299 --> 00:11:02,929
Next time, don't touch
my stuff without asking.
269
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,220
You're right, I'm sorry.
270
00:11:05,919 --> 00:11:07,759
German for Beginners?
271
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,320
Why are you so weird?
272
00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:11,679
I was hoping to spend
the summer in Germany.
273
00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:13,419
The country in Europe.
274
00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:15,549
Yes.
275
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,029
For the whole summer?
276
00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:18,990
Yes. But Mom and Dad
said we can't afford it.
277
00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:21,159
Oh, you can't take no
for an answer.
278
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,600
You deserve this.
I deserve this.
279
00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:25,120
We deserve this.
280
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,036
What am I supposed to do?
We don't have the money.
281
00:11:27,059 --> 00:11:29,169
I have $34 saved up.
It's yours.
282
00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:30,820
It's a lot more than that.
283
00:11:31,019 --> 00:11:32,340
Well, we're gonna
figure this out.
284
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,519
Really?
285
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,956
We'll start with
getting enough money
286
00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:35,980
for a one-way ticket.
287
00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:37,220
How do I get back home?
288
00:11:37,419 --> 00:11:39,309
Who knows?
You might love it there.
289
00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:41,389
I know we've had
our differences,
290
00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:43,450
but that's the moment
I learned just how much
291
00:11:43,649 --> 00:11:44,960
my sister loved me.
292
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:51,240
Hey.
293
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,669
Hey.
Hey.
294
00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:54,759
Where's CeeCee?
295
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,850
Oh, she went out with friends.
296
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,240
Is that nice?
297
00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,440
Sorry.
298
00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:01,460
Any luck tracking
down the robbers?
299
00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:04,159
Nope. We're gonna keep
the cashbox here for a while.
300
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,950
Great.
301
00:12:06,149 --> 00:12:09,940
So now the money is here,
where we sleep.
302
00:12:11,809 --> 00:12:12,809
Get your bat.
303
00:12:12,889 --> 00:12:13,889
Yeah.
304
00:12:35,269 --> 00:12:36,759
What are you doing?
305
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,980
Sneaking out.
Come on.
306
00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:40,596
Aren't you afraid
you're gonna get caught?
307
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:42,899
What are they gonna do,
send me to a crappier town?
308
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,330
Good point.
So, what's the plan?
309
00:12:45,529 --> 00:12:47,929
Got half a pack of cigarettes
and a bottle of cooking sherry.
310
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,330
Let me get dressed.
311
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,909
Well, backyard's clear.
312
00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:56,299
All right. Copy.
313
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,299
Saw some skunks.
314
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,129
That'll work for us.
That's nature's alarm system.
315
00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:03,409
You really think someone
might have followed us home?
316
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,740
Eh, probably not, but it's
better to be safe than...
317
00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:09,230
Oh. What's that?
318
00:13:09,429 --> 00:13:10,919
What?
319
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,799
Two people sneaking around
out there.
320
00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:15,059
What do we do?
I don't know.
321
00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:16,929
Well, should I turn the lights off?
322
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,750
Yeah, good.
323
00:13:21,529 --> 00:13:23,169
Now, wait a minute,
if the lights are off,
324
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,809
they're gonna think
nobody's home.
325
00:13:25,009 --> 00:13:26,799
Oh, right.
326
00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:30,070
But now they can see us.
327
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:32,460
Right. Off.
328
00:13:35,769 --> 00:13:37,419
Duck, duck.
329
00:13:39,639 --> 00:13:41,000
What are we doing?
330
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,039
Someone's awake at my meemaw's.
331
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,789
I think they saw us.
332
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,309
You said you knew how to smoke.
333
00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:50,309
I do, but this isn't my brand.
334
00:13:50,509 --> 00:13:51,830
Come on, let's get out of here.
335
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,190
There they go.
336
00:13:55,389 --> 00:13:56,970
I think we scared them off.
337
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,490
Yeah, we did.
338
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:01,669
We are heroes.
339
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,460
Damn straight.
Yeah.
340
00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:10,059
Shelly.
341
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,639
It's 6:00 in the morning.
What are you doing?
342
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,690
Having a yard sale,
and the serious buyers
343
00:14:15,879 --> 00:14:16,559
start early
so I need to get a move on.
344
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,690
Is that my good china?
345
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:20,250
Oh, it's just one setting,
346
00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:21,605
and if I'm in Germany,
you'll never miss it.
347
00:14:21,629 --> 00:14:23,169
Give me that.
348
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:24,690
Fine.
349
00:14:24,889 --> 00:14:26,395
But I am selling my trains,
my comic books
350
00:14:26,419 --> 00:14:27,745
and the first chapter
of my autobiography.
351
00:14:27,769 --> 00:14:30,399
It's in utero.
You do not come off well.
352
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:33,429
Shelly, that is not gonna
get you to Germany.
353
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,049
I have to try.
354
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,320
Let me put this away. I'll help.
355
00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:40,830
Thank you.
356
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,669
What are you doing up?
Um, going to the bathroom?
357
00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:47,850
Why are you dressed?
Why are you dressed?
358
00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:50,149
I'm having a yard sale
to raise money for Germany.
359
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,590
Great, I'll help.
360
00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:52,460
But why are you dressed?
361
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,940
To help you.
362
00:14:54,139 --> 00:14:56,070
But I just told you about that.
363
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:57,549
And I'm ready to start.
364
00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:00,080
Okay. Wait, what?
365
00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:02,990
Well, I saw them
sneaking around outside.
366
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:05,039
They was clearly
casing the place.
367
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:09,000
So I grabbed Lil' Slugger
and I went out the front porch
368
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,740
and I let 'em know
who they was messing with.
369
00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:13,919
You think they'll be back?
370
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,480
Nah, they ran away like
two little girls.
371
00:15:21,179 --> 00:15:23,179
Ten dollars?
I'll give you five.
372
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,889
Sir, that's
a Lionel MPC-era O Gauge
373
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,500
that I've had since I was six.
374
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,059
You're lucky it's only ten.
375
00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:31,279
Fine. Ten.
376
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,809
Uh, uh, I meant $20.
377
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,549
T-The tag says ten.
378
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,200
And now it's a thousand.
Give that back.
379
00:15:37,399 --> 00:15:38,399
Have a nice day.
380
00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:41,200
How's he doing?
381
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,639
He's having a little trouble
letting go of things.
382
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,379
Ah-Ah!
Look, don't touch.
383
00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:50,610
Morning, Mary.
Pastor Jeff.
384
00:15:50,809 --> 00:15:53,570
This is my niece Tonya.
She's staying with us.
385
00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:55,440
Hey, Missy.
Tonya.
386
00:15:55,639 --> 00:15:56,830
Oh. You've met.
387
00:15:57,029 --> 00:15:59,220
Boy howdy, have they met.
388
00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:01,919
That's what I need
to talk to you about.
389
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,919
I'm gonna go help Sheldon.
390
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,580
Why don't you stay?
What's going on?
391
00:16:05,779 --> 00:16:07,840
Missy rented Tonya
an R-rated movie
392
00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:10,409
and tried to hide it
in a Disney box.
393
00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,629
Oh, that's what this is about?
394
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,580
What else would it be about?
395
00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:17,980
Missy?
It must have been an accident.
396
00:16:18,179 --> 00:16:19,720
I thought I gave her Bambi.
397
00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:21,940
I did ask for Bambi.
398
00:16:22,139 --> 00:16:24,419
Sometimes people return things
in the wrong box.
399
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,289
It's my fault for not checking.
400
00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:28,110
I'm really sorry.
401
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:34,159
Well, don't let it happen again.
402
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:40,789
This set was actually
endorsed by Professor Proton.
403
00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:41,659
Who's Professor Proton?
404
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:43,700
Who's Professor Proton?
405
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,139
How much time do you have?
406
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,450
Arthur Jeffries,
aka Professor Proton,
407
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,320
brought science to the masses
408
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:51,316
on his revolutionary television
show Professor Proton.
409
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:52,960
Actually, this set
is not for sale.
410
00:16:58,529 --> 00:17:00,460
Unfortunately,
411
00:17:00,659 --> 00:17:02,590
my yard sale was a bust,
and my dream of spending
412
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,420
the summer in Germany
was fading.
413
00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:07,549
On the bright side,
I did get to keep all my trains.
414
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,859
And people say
I'm not emotionally complex.
415
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,119
Dr. Linkletter.
416
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,039
I heard you're raising money
417
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,559
to study in Germany.
Is that true?
418
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,000
Yes, but I'm not
having any luck.
419
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,049
Oh, your luck's about to change.
420
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,480
Here's one week of my pay.
421
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,400
Wow, thank you.
422
00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:28,259
Mm. Whatever it takes
to get you on that plane.
423
00:17:29,609 --> 00:17:31,480
I also passed the hat
in the faculty lounge.
424
00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:34,670
I don't know what to say.
425
00:17:34,869 --> 00:17:36,970
I do. Auf Wiedersehen,
you little rascal.
426
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,589
Who was that?
427
00:17:43,789 --> 00:17:46,029
Dr. Linkletter.
He just gave me
428
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,809
all this money for Germany.
429
00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:50,119
Well, that's really something.
430
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,170
Hello, Pastor Jeff.
431
00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:57,950
Sheldon, George, good news.
432
00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:59,339
I told the congregation about
433
00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:01,390
your exciting opportunity
in Germany,
434
00:18:01,589 --> 00:18:03,700
and boy, were they thrilled
to help.
435
00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:06,700
I've never seen
the collection plate so full.
436
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,269
Well, thank you.
437
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,309
Are you seeing this?
I am beloved.
438
00:18:10,509 --> 00:18:12,519
Sure.
439
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,539
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