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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,403 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪ 3 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪ 4 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 5 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,931 ♪ WHERE THE KISSES ARE HERS AND HERS AND HIS ♪ 7 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 8 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,203 ♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪ 9 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,205 ♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪ 10 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,041 - ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪ - ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪ 11 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪ 12 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,047 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 13 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ YOU'LL SEE THAT LIFE IS A BALL AGAIN ♪ 14 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,353 ♪ LAUGHTER IS CALLING FOR YOU ♪ 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,456 - ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ - ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ 16 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,148 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 17 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,448 ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ 18 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,204 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO. ♪ 19 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,455 - STANLEY. - NOT NOW, HELEN, IT'S VERY DELICATE WORK. 20 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,457 - YEAH, BUT STANLEY... - OW! 21 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,693 SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? WHAT DID YOU WANNA TELL ME THAT WAS SO IMPORTANT? 22 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:27,185 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU TO BE CAREFUL OF THOSE SHARP PINS. 23 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,934 - HOW IS IT COMING? - GOT ANY BAND AIDS? 24 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,836 OH, DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? 25 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:36,840 YEAH, STANLEY KEEPS STICKING HIMSELF WITH THOSE DRAPERY PINS. 26 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,731 I GUESS HIS EYES ARE BEGINNING TO GO TOO. 27 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,647 WHAT SIZE BAND AID DO YOU NEED? 28 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:47,372 YOU GOT ONE BIG ENOUGH TO COVER HER MOUTH? 29 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,724 (screaming) 30 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:57,393 - THAT WENT RIGHT THROUGH MY THUMB. - WELL, LET ME LOOK AT IT. 31 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,563 - (groans) - WELL, THAT'S FUNNY, YOU'RE NOT BLEEDING. 32 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:04,422 LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT STANLEY, IT TAKES A WHILE TO GET STARTED. 33 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,171 Jack: COME ON, JANET. COME ON. WAIT A MINUTE... 34 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,941 - CHRISSY. I FORGOT... - WAIT, WAIT. NO. CHRISSY, LISTEN. 35 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,978 - I GOT SOME TERRIFIC NEWS. WAIT TILL... - NO, CHRISSY, WAIT, ME TOO. 36 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,980 EXCUSE US, JANET. NO, LISTEN, CHRISSY. 37 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:17,924 WHAT HAPPENED WAS... 38 00:02:17,948 --> 00:02:20,049 I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAR MY NEWS FIRST. 39 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,951 - MINE'S MORE IMPORTANT! - NO, NO, IT ISN'T. 40 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,520 - WELL, HOLD IT. - WHAT? 41 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,321 - WANNA HEAR MY EXCITING NEWS? - WHAT? 42 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,690 - Janet: OKAY. - I'M GETTING NAUSEOUS. 43 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,893 - IT'S ALL JACK'S FAULT... - JACK'S FAULT?! 44 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,102 I WALK IN HERE, I HAVE SOMETHING I WANNA SHARE... 45 00:02:32,126 --> 00:02:33,295 PLEASE LET ME TALK FIRST. 46 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,598 YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU... 47 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,934 - WHY DON'T YOU TOSS FOR IT? - OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 48 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,602 - OKAY. - HEADS OR TAILS? 49 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,305 - Janet: NO! - HEADS... HEADS (laughs) 50 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:45,241 HEY, YOU GUYS, I'VE GOT TWO EARS. WHY DON'T YOU EACH PICK ONE? 51 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:48,845 NO, YOU CHOOSE. WHICH STORY ARE YOU MOST ANXIOUS TO HEAR, HERS OR MINE? 52 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:51,748 - (Janet whistles) - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 53 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,317 LADIES FIRST. 54 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,861 THAT STILL DOESN'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM. 55 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:08,197 YOU WERE FUNNIER WHEN YOU STUCK YOURSELF. 56 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:10,399 - GO AHEAD, JANET. - YEAH, JANET. GO AHEAD. 57 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:13,035 - OKAY, OKAY. WELL... - GO AHEAD, JANET. 58 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:16,873 YOU KNOW MR. COMPTON, MY BOSS? HE GAVE ME A $10 RAISE. 59 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,108 GO AHEAD, JANET. TELL US THE GOOD NEWS. 60 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,344 - OH, JACK. - ONLY KIDDING. CONGRATULATIONS. 61 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,913 THAT'S VERY NICE. I'M JUST KIDDING. CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE? 62 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:27,650 SURE, I CAN TAKE A JOKE... WHEN I HEAR A JOKE. 63 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,587 THAT'S ALL. I'LL HAVE TO FINISH IT TOMORROW. 64 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,222 HELEN AND I HAVE A LOT TO DO DOWNSTAIRS. 65 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,480 NOW THAT'S A JOKE. 66 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,463 - COME ON, HELEN. LET'S GO. - NO, NO, NO. 67 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,632 NO, NOT UNTIL WE'VE HEARD JACK'S GOOD NEWS. 68 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,067 ALL RIGHT. NOW WITH ALL DUE RESPECT 69 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,937 TO JANET'S FASCINATING STORY... 70 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,806 (yawns) OH, EXCUSE ME. 71 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,241 - THIS IS ABOUT REAL MONEY. - HA HA HA. 72 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:55,945 OH, GO AHEAD AND SCOFF. YOU KNOW JIM, THE BAR TENDER DOWN AT THE REGAL BEAGLE? 73 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,481 YEAH, RIGHT. HE WANTS YOU TO SUB FOR HIM FOR ONE NIGHT. 74 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,583 YOU'RE GONNA GET A DOLLAR AN HOUR PLUS TIPS 75 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,685 AND ALL THE OLIVES YOU CAN EAT. BIG DEAL. 76 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:05,889 SMALL MINDS THINK SMALL. THANK YOU, TINY. 77 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,124 NO... DID YOU KNOW... 78 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,126 THAT JIM HAS AN UNCLE NAMED ANTON, 79 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:13,230 WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE HEAD CHEF AT LA BIBITTE. 80 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,031 - LA BIBITTE! - SHE KNOWS. 81 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:18,501 OH, I HEAR THAT'S THE BEST FRENCH RESTAURANT IN TOWN. 82 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,604 (French accent) THAT IS CORRECT, MON CHERI? 83 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:24,941 ANYWAY, UNCLE ANTON IS LOOKING FOR AN ASSISTANT TO HELP OUT NIGHTS. 84 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,310 - YOU MEAN HE WANTS YOU. - JIM IS GONNA INTRODUCE ME. 85 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,668 - OH, JACK. - JUST CALL ME "JACQUES." 86 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,782 ANYWAY, THAT'S NOT THE BEST PART. 87 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,619 THE JOB PAYS... TALK TO ME, $30 A NIGHT! 88 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,287 - OH, TERRIFIC! - WOW! 89 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,021 OH, TERRIFIC. 90 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:42,748 MAYBE NOW YOU'LL PAY-VOUS THE RENT-VOUS ON TIME-AVOUS. 91 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,531 - LET'S GO, HELEN. - OH, LA BIBITTE. 92 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:51,701 HEY, STANLEY, COULD WE HAVE DINNER THERE TONIGHT? 93 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,837 YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO EAT? WHY DON'T WE EAT AT OUR REGULAR RESTAURANT? 94 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:58,096 BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR "EGG McMUFFIN." 95 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,681 - WHOO! - ♪ WE'RE IN THE MONEY ♪ 96 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,283 (Jack and Janet) ♪ WE'RE IN THE MONEY, WE'RE IN THE MONEY ♪ 97 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,252 ♪ WE GOT... ♪ CHRISSY, ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL NEWS ABOUT US? 98 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:12,643 CHRISSY, ABOUT JANET AND MY... CHRISSY. 99 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,958 TRY TO CONTROL YOURSELF, CHRISSY. 100 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,061 IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO GET THIS EXCITED. 101 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:21,698 - I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL. - OH 102 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,654 HEY! CHRISSY. 103 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,970 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - NOTHING. 104 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,039 OH, COME ON. 105 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,041 WELL, IT'S WONDERFUL FOR YOU. 106 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,643 YOU GET THE GOOD JOBS, YOU GET THE GOOD BREAKS. 107 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,645 I'M TRYING TO THINK WHAT I GET. 108 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,981 OH, CHRISSY, YOU GOT A LOT. 109 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,818 OH, YEAH. I GET TO HAVE THE SAME JOB 110 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:45,788 DAY AFTER DAY, WEEK AFTER WEEK, MONTH AFTER MONTH. 111 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,790 WHAT COMES AFTER THAT? 112 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,414 YEAR AFTER YEAR? 113 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:55,898 - ALL RIGHT. - HEY, CHRISSY, LISTEN, 114 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:58,101 YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO. 115 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,970 JEEZ, YOU'VE BEEN AT THAT SAME COMPANY FOR OVER TWO YEARS NOW. 116 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,206 - THEY MUST LIKE YOU. - OH, YEAH. 117 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:06,275 I STARTED OUT IN THE SECRETARIAL POOL WITH 10 OTHER GIRLS 118 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,477 - AND I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT. - WELL, SEE? 119 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,279 THEY ALL GOT MARRIED OR PROMOTED. 120 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,783 - CHRISSY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN... - SOME OF THEM GOT BOTH. 121 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,919 - YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL... - YESTERDAY IT HAPPENED AGAIN. 122 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,355 WHAT? 123 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,681 EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING GOOD IN THE OFFICE, I DIDN'T DO IT. 124 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,964 IS THERE A MAP THAT GOES WITH THAT? 125 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,900 CHRISSY, COULD YOU JUST START OVER AGAIN? 126 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:34,270 - NOW TELL US WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY. - WELL... 127 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,707 - I FILLED IN FOR SUZY BROWN. - WELL, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 128 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,743 GOOD? THAT'S FANTASTIC! IMAGINE OUR LITTLE CHRISSY 129 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,979 FILLING IN FOR SUZY BROWN. 130 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,947 WHO IS SUZY BROWN? 131 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,384 SHE'S THE BRANCH MANAGER'S SECRETARY. 132 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,652 ANYWAY, SHE SAID OUR BOSS WAS GOING TO THE RACETRACK, 133 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,388 I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL. 134 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:55,759 - OW, FAMOUS LAST WORDS. - YEAH, I WAS IN THERE FIVE MINUTES, 135 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,327 WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE COMPANY CALLED FROM NEW YORK. 136 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,230 - Jack: WOW! - YEAH, HE HAD SAID HE HAD SOME COST ESTIMATES 137 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:05,101 THAT HE NEEDED RIGHT AWAY INVOLVING SOME MILLION-DOLLAR PROJECT 138 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,069 - A MILLION DOLLARS? - YEAH. 139 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:10,306 - GEE, WHAT DID YOU DO? - I ASKED AROUND, BUT NOBODY HAD THE FIGURES. 140 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:13,743 THEN I SAW THE BRANCH MANAGER'S WIFE PICTURE ON HIS DESK AND IT HIT ME. 141 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,746 - THE PICTURE? - NO, HER FACE. 142 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,883 SHE LOOKED LIKE THE KIND OF WOMAN THAT MINDED HER HUSBAND'S BUSINESS 143 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:23,486 SO I CALLED HER AND SURE ENOUGH SHE HAD THE ESTIMATES 144 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,488 AND I CALLED THEM IN TO THE PRESIDENT. 145 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:28,425 THAT'S FANTASTIC. YOU SAVED THE COMPANY A LOT OF MONEY. 146 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:31,160 - YEAH, THEY GOTTA BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT. - OH, THEY ARE. 147 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,830 TODAY THE PRESIDENT CALLED THE BRANCH MANAGER TO FIND OUT 148 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,299 - WHO HIS QUICK THINKING SECRETARY WAS. - WELL, SEE? 149 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:39,135 - AND HE SAYS SUZY BROWN. - Jack and Janet: OH. 150 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,871 AND NOW SHE'S ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT. 151 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,873 - OH. - CHRISSY, SWEETHEART. 152 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:47,577 CHEER UP, CHRISSY. COME ON, YOU'LL GET THERE. 153 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,579 - YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? - WHY? 154 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,581 BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT. 155 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,116 - I DO? - Jack: YEAH. 156 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,219 OH, CHRISSY, SURE YOU DO. 157 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,456 GEE, YOU'RE BRIGHT, AND YOU'RE SMART, 158 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,058 AND YOU'RE INTELLIGENT, BUT YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE IT, 159 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,060 AND YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? 160 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,317 I'M STUPID? 161 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,033 CHRISSY... GOLLY, THERE YOU GO AGAIN, 162 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:13,035 PUTTING YOURSELF DOWN. 163 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,204 JACK, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS GIRL'S PROBLEM IS? 164 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,006 SHE HIDES HER LIGHT UNDER HER BUSHEL. 165 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,075 - YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY... - YOU'RE RIGHT, JANET, 166 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:22,345 - IF SHE WANTS TO BE NOTICED, SHE SHOULD LEARN TO SPEAK UP. - Janet: YEAH. 167 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,947 - I HAVE BEEN TRYING... - SHE'S GOTTA BE MORE ASSERTIVE. 168 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:27,716 - Chrissy: WELL... - SHE HAS TO LEARN TO BE MORE FORCEFUL 169 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,718 - AND MORE AGGRESSIVE. - I REALLY SHOULD... 170 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:31,888 CHRISSY, YOU MIND? WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. 171 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,556 - YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY? - YEAH, JACK... 172 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:37,793 - Jack: BECAUSE AT WORK... - HOLD ON A MINUTE, YOU TWO. I MEAN, 173 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,295 IF YOU TWO DON'T THINK 174 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:42,164 THAT I KNOW MY OWN SELF-WORTH, YOU'RE WRONG, BECAUSE I DO 175 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:45,501 AND TOMORROW WHEN I GET TO WORK, I'M GONNA LET MY BOSS KNOW TOO. 176 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,084 THAT'S WONDERFUL, CHRISSY. I'M PROUD OF YOU. 177 00:08:48,108 --> 00:08:48,838 OH, ME TOO. 178 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,362 - ME TOO. - Janet: OH. 179 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,049 LISTEN, CHRISSY, WHEN YOU GET TO WORK TOMORROW, 180 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,151 JUST GO RIGHT IN THERE AND LET HIM HAVE IT. 181 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,520 - I WILL. - (all chuckle) 182 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,290 AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, TRY WEARING A LOW-CUT DRESS. 183 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:10,014 - JACK! - IT COULDN'T HURT. 184 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,932 Janet: OH, CHRISSY. CHRISSY, 185 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,167 CHRISSY... OH, NO. IT'S ONLY YOU. 186 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:21,137 EXCUSE ME, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHEER WHEN I COME THROUGH THE DOOR, 187 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,139 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BOO AND HISS EITHER. 188 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,241 YOU KNOW, I'M A HUMAN BEING. I HAVE FEELINGS. 189 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,243 - SORRY, JACK. - I'VE BEEN UNDER PRESSURE. 190 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,545 - I'M FINE NOW. - JACK. 191 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,547 - OH, THAT WAS SO RUDE. I'M SORRY. - NO... 192 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,816 IT'S JUST THAT I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT CHRISSY. 193 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,484 - SHE'S NOT HOME FROM WORK YET. - NO? 194 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,054 - I'M WORRIED ABOUT THAT ADVICE WE GAVE HER. - OH, COME ON. 195 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,224 - THAT ADVICE IS GONNA GET HER A PROMOTION. - WHAT IF IT GETS HER FIRED? 196 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,060 IN THAT CASE, IT MAY NOT GET HER THE PROMOTION. 197 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,095 (screams) OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 198 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,231 - Jack: CHRISSY. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! OH, JANET. 199 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,932 - OH, CHRISSY. - Jack: WHAT HAPPENED? 200 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,968 - OH, JACK. - OH, CHRISSY. 201 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,403 (Chrissy continues screaming) 202 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,506 - OH, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. - I DON'T REALLY CARE. 203 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:01,543 - (Chrissy screaming) - (Jack moaning) 204 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,812 - YES, GET IT ALL OUT. - JACK, COME ON, COME ON. 205 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:06,715 LET HER GO LONG ENOUGH SO SHE CAN TELL US, PLEASE. 206 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:10,052 OH... WELL, YOU ARE NOW TALKING 207 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,321 TO THE PRIVATE SECRETARY 208 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,456 TO J.C. BRADDOCK, ASSISTANT VICE-PRESIDENT. 209 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,558 - CHRISSY! - (Chrissy screams) 210 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:19,150 - OH, CHRISSY. - MY TURN, MY TURN. 211 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,667 - (grunting) OH, CHRISSY. - Janet: JACK, COME ON. 212 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,403 - OH, CHRISSY. - (Chrissy sighs) 213 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,438 COME ON. TELL US EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. 214 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,474 WHEN I GOT TO WORK TODAY I WALKED RIGHT INTO BRADDOCK'S OFFICE. 215 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,511 - SHE WALKED RIGHT INTO BRADDOCK'S OFFICE. - (Chrissy screams) 216 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:38,047 (moaning) CHRISSY. 217 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,049 JACK! COME ON, JACK. 218 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,918 I WANNA HEAR, GO ON. CHRISSY, GO ON. 219 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,853 OKAY, I WALKED INTO BRADDOCK'S OFFICE AND I SAID, 220 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:48,190 "LOOK HERE, J.C. I'VE BEEN IN THAT SECRETARIAL POOL LONG ENOUGH!" 221 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,327 LONG ENOUGH! 222 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,496 - (all laugh) - LET HER GO ON. GO ON. 223 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,233 I SAID, "I'M HARD WORKING, CONSCIENTIOUS. 224 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,235 IT'S TIME I GOT A PROMOTION!" 225 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,426 PROMOTION! 226 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,410 DO YOU KNOW WHAT? 227 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,567 I MADE THEM NOTICE ME. (screams) 228 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,052 OH, THAT'S THE LAST TIME 229 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,709 I HIDE MY LIGHT UNDER A BUSHEL. 230 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:28,764 HEY, CHRISSY, DID YOU ACTUALLY WEAR THIS DRESS TO THE OFFICE? 231 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,133 I SURE DID AND IT REALLY WORKED. 232 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,825 I WALKED IN THAT OFFICE JUST OVERFLOWING WITH CONFIDENCE. 233 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:44,513 - WELL, YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME. - I DID IT?! 234 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,516 YES, YOU. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED HER TO WEAR A LOW-CUT DRESS. 235 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,119 JANET, I WANT EVERY GIRL TO WEAR A LOW-CUT DRESS. 236 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,456 JACK, PLEASE, THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF DRESS YOU WEAR TO AN OFFICE. 237 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,824 THAT'S THE KIND YOU WEAR TO OPEN HEART SURGERY. 238 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,826 THAT DRESS PROBABLY HAD NOTHING TO DO 239 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,695 WITH HER GETTING THAT PROMOTION. 240 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,830 - OH, ARE YOU KIDDING? - WELL, NO. 241 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,000 JACK, COME ON. I'VE HEARD HOW MEN ARE IN OFFICES. 242 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:07,169 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - IF YOU HAD TO HIRE A NEW SECRETARY, 243 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,973 AND YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO GIRLS, AND ONE OF THEM WAS REALLY FLAT-CHESTED, 244 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:14,610 - AND THE OTHER ONE WAS REALLY BU... BUILT. - YEAH? 245 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,846 - WHICH ONE WOULD YOU HIRE? - THE FLAT-CHESTED ONE. 246 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,582 - YOU WOULD? - IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE HER GROW WITH THE COMPANY. 247 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,918 (grunting) OH. 248 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,654 JANET, JANET, COME ON. 249 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,124 JACK, YOU KNOW, YOU... YOU... 250 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,592 - YOU ARE SO SEXIST. - NO, WAIT A SECOND. 251 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,861 - I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEING SEXIST. - I AM? 252 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:35,297 - YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING CHRISSY. - WHAT... 253 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,567 I SAY SHE GOT THAT PROMOTION BECAUSE OF HER ABILITY 254 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,370 AND IT'S TIME HER BOSS FINALLY NOTICED THEM... I MEAN, IT. 255 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,640 JACK, SOMETIMES, I JUST... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU SOMETIMES. 256 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,975 - Chrissy: HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY PURSE? - OH, YEAH. 257 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,178 - HERE IT IS, CHRISSY. HERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU. 258 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,880 - SURE. - I'M LOSING EVERYTHING TODAY. 259 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:55,151 GUESS THOSE TWO MARTINIS AT LUNCH WENT RIGHT TO MY HEAD. 260 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,254 - (Chrissy chuckles) - WHAT? DID YOU HAVE TWO MARTINIS? 261 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,722 OH, YEAH, J.C. TOOK ME OUT TO LUNCH. 262 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:03,948 THEY HAVE THE LOVELIEST RESTAURANT AT THAT HOTEL. 263 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,601 - Jack: WHAT? - WELL, JACK, 264 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,404 - NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE GONE AND DONE! - WHAT? 265 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,373 WE WERE TRYING TO GET HER 266 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,708 INTO A NEW POSITION, NOT AN OLD PROFESSION. 267 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,911 - YOU'RE GETTING UPSET ALL OVER NOTHING. - (doorbell rings) 268 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,713 - NOTHING?! - YES! 269 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,882 JACK TRIPPER, WHEN A MAN BUYS YOU TWO MARTINIS, 270 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,973 HE'S EXPECTING YOU TO BE THE CHASER. 271 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,054 - HI. - HI, JANET. 272 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,390 - OH, HI. - I THOUGHT WE OUGHT TO FINISH THE DRAPES 273 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,059 WHILE STANLEY WAS STILL AWAKE. 274 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,161 COME ON IN. COME ON IN. 275 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,530 MOST LANDLORDS WOULDN'T DO THIS FOR YOU. 276 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,333 NO, MOST LANDLORDS WOULD HIRE SOMEBODY 277 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,290 WHO CAN DO THE JOB RIGHT. 278 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,905 WHY DON'T YOU DO IT, JACK? 279 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:53,129 I UNDERSTAND YOU FELLOWS ARE VERY GOOD AT THIS SORT OF THING. 280 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,813 I ONLY WORK IN VELVET, BUT I COULD GIVE YOU A HAND. 281 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,815 - GET AWAY FROM ME. - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME... 282 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,772 GET AWAY FROM ME! 283 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,957 - BYE, EVERYBODY. - HUH?! CHRISSY, 284 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,527 EXCUSE ME. WHOA, WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 285 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,695 OH, I'M GOING TO MEET J.C. AT THE REGAL BEAGLE. 286 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,998 WELL, WHAT'S IN YOUR LITTLE BAG? 287 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,134 JUST THE USUAL THINGS, 288 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,459 - TOOTHBRUSH, MAKE-UP, NIGHTGOWN. - ARE YOU SLEEPING IN THE BAR? 289 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:27,709 NO, SILLY. WE'RE CATCHING THE MIDNIGHT FLIGHT TO LAS VEGAS. 290 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,546 - Mr. Roper: HAND ME THAT END. - Mrs. Roper: NOT NOW, STANLEY. 291 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,436 THIS ENDS MORE FUN. 292 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,118 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO LAS VEGAS? 293 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,622 - OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, DIDN'T I? - YES, YOU DID. 294 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,191 OH, WELL, IT'S STRICTLY BUSINESS, JUST FOR TONIGHT. 295 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,860 J.C. DOESN'T LIKE TO WASTE ANY TIME. 296 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,662 WHAT'S GOING ON? 297 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,366 LIFE, STANLEY. LIFE. 298 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,868 YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. 299 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,038 - OKAY, CHRISSY. YOU... - JANET, ISN'T IT EXCITING? 300 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,308 A TRIP TO LAS VEGAS, AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU. 301 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,544 - CHRISSY... - AND YOU. 302 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,146 - WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE GOING TO VEGAS? - YEAH. 303 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,948 COULD YOU PLAY A COUPLE OF HANDS OF BLACKJACK FOR ME? 304 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,950 OKAY. 305 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,919 STANLEY, YOU'RE GAMBLING? 306 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,263 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, UNLUCKY IN LOVE... 307 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,928 - WELL, BYE-BYE. - CHRISSY, NO... 308 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,597 WAIT A MINUTE. 309 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,365 - Chrissy: BYE. - Jack: WAIT A MINUTE. 310 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,100 - Janet: CHRISSY... - GOODBYE NOW. 311 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:28,404 - CHRISSY! - I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT. 312 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,141 JANET, YOU SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING. 313 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:36,412 I... ME? I SHOULD... WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, JACK? 314 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,481 GET UP EARLY EVERY MORNING, SO I CAN WATCH CHRISSY GET DRESSED? 315 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,551 - OF COURSE NOT. I'LL DO THAT. - OH, JACK! 316 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,553 NO, COME ON. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 317 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,622 - RIGHT! WHAT? - OH? 318 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,991 - YEAH, YEAH. WHAT? - TO START, YOU'RE GOING DOWN TO THE REGAL BEAGLE, 319 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,893 AND PUNCH THAT BRADDOCK RIGHT IN THE NOSE. 320 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,696 WHAT IF HE'S 6'4"? 321 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,720 - THEN YOU HIT HIM WITH YOUR PURSE. - Jack: THANK YOU. 322 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,236 PLEASE, MR. ROPER, THIS IS SERIOUS. 323 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,538 - WE'RE WORRIED. - COME ON, SHE'S A GROWN WOMAN. 324 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,406 I KNOW. BUT LISTEN, CHRISSY... 325 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,364 HEY, I GOT SOMETHING THAT WILL CHEER YOU UP. 326 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,946 - I FINISHED TYING YOUR NEW DRAPES. - Janet: OH, THANKS. 327 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,415 - Mrs. Roper: THEY LOOK VERY NICE - NICE, HUH? 328 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,906 AND YOU WANTED TO HIRE A PROFESSIONAL. 329 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,995 - HI, JIM. - HI, CHRISSY. SOMEBODY'S WAITING FOR YOU. 330 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,219 OH, THANKS. THAT'S MY NEW BOSS. 331 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,235 - HI, J.C. - OH, HI, CHRISSY. 332 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,338 OH... 333 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:39,075 - GOSH, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO LAS VEGAS. - OH, GOOD. 334 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,743 NORMALLY, MY HUSBAND TRAVELS WITH ME, 335 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,980 BUT HE'S BACK EAST VISITING WITH HIS MOTHER, 336 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:47,249 - SO YOU GET A FREE TRIP ON THE COMPANY. - (chuckles) 337 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,286 WELL, DO YOU THINK I'LL HAVE SOME TIME TO PLAY SOME BLACKJACK? 338 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,489 - WHY? DO YOU GAMBLE? - NO, BUT MY LANDLORD DOES. 339 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,446 OH. 340 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,230 YOU KNOW, CHRISSY, I'M REALLY SO GLAD YOU CAME INTO MY OFFICE 341 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,367 AND STOOD UP FOR YOURSELF. I REALLY ADMIRE PEOPLE 342 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,402 WITH CONFIDENCE IN THEIR OWN ABILITIES. 343 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:10,806 - I'M NOT REALLY AS GOOD AS I SAID I WAS. - UH-UH-UH-UH. 344 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,763 I'M EVEN BETTER. 345 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:18,481 WELL, THATTAGIRL. THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THINGS 346 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,050 THAT I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS WITH YOU. 347 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,685 - WHAT THINGS? - FIRST OF ALL, 348 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,489 I'D LIKE YOU TO CUT DOWN ON THE LOW-CUT DRESSES. 349 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,957 OH, GEE, THEY'RE ALREADY CUT DOWN 350 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,349 ABOUT AS FAR AS THEY CAN GO. 351 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,802 NO, CHRISSY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 352 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:45,107 YOU SEE, YOU HAVE ABILITY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOVE UP 353 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,231 BY HAVING MEN LOOK DOWN. 354 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,181 - OH. - (both laugh) 355 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,283 - WHAT WAS THE OTHER THING? - WHAT OTHER THING? 356 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,840 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS. 357 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,796 JIM, JIM. OH, I NEED A DRINK BAD. 358 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,500 HI, UNCLE ANTON. HOW ARE THINGS DOWN AT THE RESTAURANT? 359 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:15,771 OH, JIM, BUSY, BUSY, BUSY. 360 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,774 ALL DAY LONG, I'M PUTTING THOSE LITTLE PANTS ON LAMBCHOPS. 361 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,510 I TELL YOU, SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW IF I'M A CHEF OR A TAILOR. 362 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,179 (both laugh) 363 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,563 - YOU GET IT, CHEF OR TAILOR? - (both laugh) 364 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,386 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ANY MORE ABOUT HIRING MY FRIEND JACK TRIPPER? 365 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,456 OH, NO, I... I HAVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HIM FIRST, YOU KNOW? 366 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,125 LIKE, FOR INSTANCE... 367 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,048 DOES HE DRINK TOO MUCH? 368 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,763 YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY VERY HARD 369 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,800 - FOR A WOMAN TO GET AHEAD IN OUR COMPANY. - IT CERTAINLY IS. 370 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,236 PROBLEM IS, THE ORGANIZATION HAS THREE TIMES 371 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,271 AS MANY MEN AS THEY DO WOMEN. 372 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:53,731 TELL ME, CHRISSY, HOW DO YOU THINK OUR COMPANY COULD ATTRACT MORE WOMEN? 373 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,669 HIRE MORE MEN. 374 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,288 OH, LOOK AT THE TIME, DARLING. 375 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,924 IT'S ALMOST HALF AN HOUR... WE'RE GONNA BE CATCHING OUR PLANE. 376 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,760 MY HUSBAND LIKES ME TO CALL. HE WORRIES ABOUT ME WHEN I TRAVEL. 377 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,230 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY. 378 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,600 HEY, DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. THERE'S A CLOSE FRIEND OF HIS OVER THERE. 379 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,104 SHE CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HIM. 380 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,839 CHRISSY. CHRISSY, 381 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:27,042 - THIS IS MY UNCLE ANTON. - UNCLE ANTON? 382 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,145 - YOU'RE THE CHEF! - YEAH. 383 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:32,181 (chuckles) I UNDERSTAND YOU KNOW JACK TRIPPER VERY WELL. 384 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,505 WELL, I OUGHT TO. WE LIVE TOGETHER. 385 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:39,510 - YOU WERE RIGHT. THIS GUY REALLY COOKS. - (both laugh) 386 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,492 SO CHRISSY, CHRISSY? 387 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,494 WELL, DO YOU... 388 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,697 DO YOU THINK THAT YOUR FRIEND JACK WOULD MAKE A GOOD ASSISTANT CHEF? 389 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:53,269 OH, WOULD HE EVER? HE MAKES THE MOST WONDERFUL DISHES. 390 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,504 WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, YOU CAN ASK JANET. 391 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,495 - JANET?! - SHE LIVES WITH JACK TOO. 392 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,165 WOULD HE HAVE TIME TO TAKE A JOB? 393 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,348 WELL, IF HE DOESN'T, HE'LL MAKE TIME. 394 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:10,007 BUT ONCE JACK STARTS SOMETHING, HE'LL STAY WITH IT ALL NIGHT TILL HE'S FINISHED. 395 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,815 LUCKY GUY. 396 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,530 OH, OH, JACK. THERE THEY ARE. THERE THEY ARE. 397 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,066 SO THAT'S CHRISSY'S BOSS, HUH? 398 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,457 HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A PERVERT, DOESN'T HE? 399 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,308 OH, YEAH, LOOK AT THOSE BEADY LITTLE EYES. 400 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,578 BOY, ALL SEX FIENDS HAVE BEADY LITTLE EYES. 401 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,535 THEY DO? 402 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,253 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, CHRISSY, 403 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,222 - FOR BEING SO NICE AND HELPFUL. - OH. 404 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,424 - OKAY, THAT DOES IT. BREAK IT UP! - Janet: YEAH. 405 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,793 - THIS IS JACK TRIPPER. - YOU'RE JACK TRIPPER? 406 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,385 - PUT IT THERE. - WITH PLEASURE. 407 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,867 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - CHEESE. 408 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,570 - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 409 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:06,508 HOW SILLY OF ME. I... I... I CAN'T SERVE CHEESE WITHOUT THE WINE. 410 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,666 - HERE WE GO. - HA! 411 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,350 WHAT ARE YOU... DOING?! 412 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,386 OH, I'M JUST RUBBING IT IN. 413 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,922 - FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, WHAT IS GOING ON? - I DON'T KNOW, J.C. 414 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,393 J.C.? J... UH... J.C. BRADDOCK, CHRISSY'S BOSS? 415 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,362 - Chrissy: YEAH. - I'M HER BOSS, YES. 416 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,263 CHRISSY. 417 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:32,033 - WHO IS THIS? - IT'S JIM'S UNCLE, CHEF ANTON. 418 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,991 Janet: SHH... 419 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,311 THIS IS CHEF ANTON? 420 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,504 THE $30-A-NIGHT-JOB CHEF ANTON? 421 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,720 THE GUY WHO ALWAYS LOVES A PRACTICAL JOKE? 422 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,823 THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY, HUH? YOU LIKE A GOOD JOKE, DON'T YOU? 423 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,693 "THE MAN IN THE CHEESE FLANNEL SUIT." 424 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,729 YOU EVER BEEN TO SWITZERLAND, 'CAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE GRUYERE. 425 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,532 I'M ONLY KIDDING. LISTEN, DOES YOUR FACE ALWAYS GET PURPLE 426 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,501 - WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN? - YOU... YOU... YOU... 427 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,335 - YOU WANNA BE A CHEF? - IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN. 428 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,772 YOU'RE NOT FIT TO HEAT UP PRETZELS ON A STREET CORNER! 429 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,908 - (Jack mutters) - YOU'RE NOT FIT... 430 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:16,434 YOU WANNA BE A CHEF? HERE'S A RECIPE FOR YOU. 431 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,073 MUSTARD ON A NUT! 432 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,995 CHRISSY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. WE'RE GONNA MISS OUR PLANE. 433 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,765 OKAY, J.C. 434 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,902 - BYE, JANET. - GOODBYE, CHRISSY. GOODBYE, MRS. BRADDOCK. 435 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,404 JACK, IF YOU WANNA GET AHEAD IN THE BUSINESS WORLD, 436 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,995 YOU GOTTA START TREATING PEOPLE NICER. 437 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,231 GOODBYE. 438 00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:54,783 WELL, I... I... (clears throat) 439 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,709 I HOPE AT LEAST THIS TEACHES YOU NOT TO JUMP TO THE WRONG CONCLUSIONS. 440 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:04,560 ME JUMP TO THE WRONG CONCLUSIONS? 441 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,696 - ME?! ME? - WELL, AT LEAST, YOU ADMIT IT. 442 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,365 SEE, JACK, IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A CHAUVINIST. 443 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,435 I MEAN, AUTOMATICALLY YOU ASSUMED CHRISSY'S BOSS HAD TO BE A MAN. 444 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,537 YOU ALSO ASSUMED HE WAS A MAN. 445 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,562 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'M JUST A WOMAN. 446 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,045 OH, JANET, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 447 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,982 CHEF ANTON IS AN IMPORTANT MAN. I BLEW MY BIG CHANCE. 448 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,984 OH, JACK. NOW, COME ON, 449 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,687 YOU'RE GONNA LET ONE LITTLE SETBACK RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE? 450 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,590 COME ON. NOW LISTEN, REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID TO CHRISSY, 451 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,893 "IF YOU WANNA GET AHEAD IN THIS WORLD, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IN YOURSELF"? 452 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,895 LISTEN, JACK, JUST GO TO ANTON 453 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,097 AND TELL HIM WHY YOU DID ALL THESE SILLY THINGS. 454 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,933 - OH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. - SURE. 455 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,802 AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, JACK, 456 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,626 TRY WEARING A LOW-CUT SHIRT. 457 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,248 - THERE. - (Chrissy sighs) 458 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,417 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. 459 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:06,454 - NOW IT'S PERFECT. - GOSH, MR. ROPER, YOU WORKED SO HARD FIXING THOSE DRAPES. 460 00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:08,389 - Jack: YEAH. - OH, IT'S NOTHING. 461 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:12,060 OH, COME ON. DON'T BE SO MODEST. YOU DID A WONDERFUL JOB. 462 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,429 OH, YOU CERTAINLY DID. 463 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,431 - OH, YOU CERTAINLY DID. - (silent) 464 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,433 - YES, YOU DID. - GET AWAY FROM ME. 465 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,724 - I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU. - GET AWAY. 466 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:34,972 (theme music playing) 467 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,867 Ritter's voice: THREE'S COMPANY WAS VIDEOTAPED 468 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,191 IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE. 35993

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