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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,403 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪ 3 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪ 4 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 5 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,898 ♪ WHERE THE KISSES ARE HERS AND HERS AND HIS ♪ 7 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,167 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 8 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,169 ♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪ 9 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,171 ♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪ 10 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,008 - ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪ - ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪ 11 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:34,111 ♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪ 12 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:37,014 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 13 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,883 ♪ YOU'LL SEE THAT LIFE IS A BALL AGAIN ♪ 14 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:43,320 ♪ LAUGHTER IS CALLING FOR YOU ♪ 15 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:46,390 - ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ - ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ 16 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:49,113 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 17 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:11,414 ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ 18 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,171 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO. ♪ 19 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,219 (all laughing) 20 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,255 - YOU REMEMBER THAT? - AND THEN... THEN, 21 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:21,124 THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO WAS ALWAYS BEHIND IN HER RENT. 22 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:23,727 AND ONE DAY SHE CAME DOWN TO OUR APARTMENT 23 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:27,697 WITH DOLLAR BILLS STUCK ALL OVER HER NUDE BODY 24 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,799 AND SHE SAID TO STANLEY... SHE SAID, 25 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:33,770 "WELL, IF YOU WANT YOUR RENT, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF ME." 26 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,805 (all laugh) 27 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,930 - OH, MR. ROPER, DID HE? - YEAH, HE DID. 28 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,978 BUT I MADE HIM LEAVE THE ROOM 29 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,213 WHILE I TOOK THE LAST $3. 30 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:48,618 BOY, NOTHING LIKE THAT HAPPENS AROUND HERE ANYMORE. 31 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:51,621 OH, NO? OH, I CAN TELL YOU STORIES 32 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,357 ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE HERE NOW... 33 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,893 OH, NO. MRS. ROPER, I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE RIGHT. 34 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,729 OH, JANET, I RESPECT MY TENANTS' PRIVACY. 35 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,964 I WOULD NEVER USE ANY NAMES. 36 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:04,301 - OH, GOOD. - DID YOU YOU KNOW 37 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:07,793 THAT 301 AND 204 ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR? 38 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,108 HI, GIRLS. HI, MRS. ROPER. WHAT ARE YOU LADIES UP TO? 39 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,744 OH, NOTHING, NOTHING, JUST A LITTLE GOSSIP. (chuckles) 40 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,146 YOU KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH A THING AS A LITTLE GOSSIP. 41 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:20,049 BUT THAT'S NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO. 42 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,220 OKAY. ANYWAY, 301 IS MESSING AROUND WITH 204, SEE? AND... 43 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,844 WAIT A SECOND, THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD. 44 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:30,126 I HEARD IT WAS 301 AND 106? 45 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,329 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE GOSSIP, JACK. 46 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,331 THAT'S NOT GOSSIP, CHRISSY. THAT'S A TRUTH. 47 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:37,100 I GOT IT RIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH, 207. 48 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:40,470 YOU'D BELIEVE 207 49 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,640 AFTER WHAT HE DID WITH 306? 50 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,776 207 HAD A THING WITH 306?! 51 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,078 AND 105. 52 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:52,671 - Janet: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. - NEITHER DID 306. 53 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,286 I'M GONNA GO HEAT UP SOME MORE COFFEE, 54 00:02:56,310 --> 00:03:00,022 - BUT IF MY NUMBER COMES UP, CALL ME, OKAY? - (Jack laughs) 55 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,180 - (doorbell rings) - I'LL GET IT. 56 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:05,929 - HI, JACK. - HEY, LARRY. 57 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,164 - Janet and Mrs. Roper: HEY, LARRY. - HI, LADIES. 58 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,900 JACK, BABY, HAVE I GOT SOME SHOCKING NEWS FOR YOU! 59 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,936 - WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT 306. - (women laugh) 60 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,505 - NO, NO, THIS NEWS IS ABOUT ME. - WHAT IS IT? 61 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,941 OKAY... BRACE YOURSELF. 62 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,943 GO AHEAD. 63 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,978 I AM TAKING A BRIDE. 64 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,180 - WHERE? - (chuckles) 65 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,182 TO THE ALTAR. I'M GETTING MARRIED! 66 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,751 - YOU'RE GETTING WHAT?! - THAT'S RIGHT... MARRIED. 67 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:31,454 THE FREE WORLD IS LOSING ITS GREATEST LOVER. 68 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:33,590 - LARRY, CONGRATULATIONS. - (Larry laughs) 69 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:37,259 LARRY, GOSH, THAT'S OH... THAT'S FANTASTIC. 70 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,696 - CONGRATULATIONS, LARRY. - THANK YOU, MRS. ROPER. 71 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,431 I WANNA HEAR THIS. NOW, WHO IS THIS LUCKY GIRL? 72 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:46,102 HER NAME IS GLORIA. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED AS SOON AS WE GET THE LICENSE. 73 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,070 WELL, THAT'S KIND OF FAST, ISN'T, LARRY? 74 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,006 I MEAN, HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN THIS GIRL? 75 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:53,242 OFF AND ON? ABOUT A WEEK. 76 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,712 OH, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE NOT RUSHING INTO ANYTHING. 77 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,947 NO, NO, NO. BELIEVE ME, JACK, I KNOW IT'S RIGHT. 78 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:01,117 GLORIA IS SOMETHING SPECIAL. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, 79 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,119 - SHE'S INTELLIGENT... - HI, LARRY. 80 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,187 (chuckles) HI, CHRISSY. BESIDES, 81 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:07,891 GLORIA IS THE FIRST GIRL WHO EVER SAID "NO" TO ME. 82 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,859 HEY, CHRISSY, DID YOU HEAR THE BIG NEWS? 83 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,203 - LARRY IS GETTING MARRIED. - UH-HUH. 84 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,733 - TO A GIRL WHO SAID "NO?" - THAT'S RIGHT. IF SHE HAD SAID "YES" 85 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,724 - I NEVER WOULD HAVE ASKED HER. - OH. 86 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:27,376 ISN'T IT EXCITING? JUST IMAGINE... 87 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,112 OUR OWN LARRY GETTING MARRIED! 88 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:32,916 YEAH. HEY, JACK, YOU LUCKY DOG. 89 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,918 I WANT YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN. 90 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,353 OH, LARRY, I'M FLATTERED. 91 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:40,089 DOES THAT MEAN I CAN COME ALONG ON THE HONEYMOON? 92 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,346 (chuckles) SURE, YOU CAN WAIT IN THE CAR. 93 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,862 OKAY, LARRY, WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET GLORIA? 94 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:49,031 - HOW ABOUT TONIGHT? SHE'S COMING OVER. - OH, THAT'S GREAT! 95 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,300 - WHERE ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED? - AT CITY HALL. 96 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:53,269 - YEAH? - CITY HALL?! 97 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,538 OH, NO, LARRY, 98 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:59,108 A WEDDING IS SOMETHING YOU REMEMBER ALL YOUR LIFE. 99 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,545 YOU OUGHT TO... YOU OUGHT TO HOLD IT SOMEPLACE SPECIAL. 100 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,581 HMM, LIKE WHERE? 101 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,783 WELL, LIKE... LIKE MY APARTMENT. 102 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,319 - WE COULD HAVE A TERRIFIC WEDDING IN MY APARTMENT. - Janet and Chrissy: OH. 103 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,421 - Jack: THAT'S PERFECT. - Larry: WHOA, WAIT. 104 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:15,291 HOLD IT, HOLD IT. YOU SURE THAT IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT WITH MR. ROPER? 105 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,259 ARE YOU KIDDING? 106 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,729 STANLEY LOVES WEDDINGS! 107 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,098 ARE YOU KIDDING? 108 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,233 I HATE WEDDINGS! 109 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,937 BUT STANLEY, THEY'RE A YOUNG COUPLE. 110 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:31,841 I MEAN, A NICE WEDDING WOULD GIVE THEM A GOOD START. 111 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:35,934 NOWADAYS, MOST YOUNG COUPLES START LONG BEFORE THE WEDDING. 112 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,016 OH, STANLEY, BE A SPORT. 113 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,885 YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE WEDDINGS. 114 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,788 I ALWAYS HAVE SUCH A GOOD CRY. 115 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,758 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE IT HERE. I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ME CRY. 116 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:52,028 YOU?! YOU DIDN'T CRY AT OUR WEDDING. 117 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:55,264 I DIDN'T PAY FOR OUR WEDDING. 118 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,401 OH, SO THAT'S IT? THE MONEY. 119 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:02,071 - I MIGHT'VE GUESSED. - HELEN, LOOK, WEDDINGS ARE EXPENSIVE. 120 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,541 YOU KNOW, BY THE TIME YOU GET THE FLOWERS AND THE FOOD 121 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:08,399 AND THE LIQUOR... I MEAN, YOU WIND UP SPENDING $2, $3 A PERSON. 122 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,015 STANLEY, I GAVE MY WORD 123 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:16,018 AND WE ARE THROWING THIS WEDDING. 124 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,643 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. I'VE BEEN TOO GENEROUS WITH YOU. 125 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,225 - WHAT?! - YOU'RE PAMPERED, 126 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:26,651 YOU'RE SPOILED ROTTEN. I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING A WOMAN NEEDS. 127 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,055 - HOW ABOUT A NEW STOVE? - YOU DON'T NEED IT. 128 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,527 WELL, I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BREAK UP THE SET. 129 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,240 SET? WHAT SET? 130 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:41,477 AN OLD STOVE, AN OLD HUSBAND. 131 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:44,202 AND THEY BOTH TAKE TOO LONG TO HEAT UP. 132 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,556 AND THERE WE WERE IN THIS LITTLE RESTAURANT... 133 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,826 YOU KNOW, JUST KIND OF GAZING OUT AT THE MOON 134 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,195 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN 135 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,620 POOPSY WHOOPSY POPS THE QUESTION. 136 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,602 - POOPSY WHOOPSY? - (Larry chuckles) 137 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,437 - JUST A LITTLE SILLY NAME SHE CALLS ME. - (Janet chuckles) 138 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:12,101 WHERE DID YOU EVER COME UP WITH THAT, CUDDLE-CAKES? 139 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:15,044 HERE WE GO... CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYBODY. 140 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,546 - Larry: OH, WOW. - Gloria: YEAH, SO NICE. 141 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,882 - Chrissy: CHAMPAGNE?! - Janet: WHAT A SURPRISE. 142 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:23,486 - IT'S TIME TO TOAST THE BRIDE AND GROOM. - Chrissy and Janet: OKAY. 143 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,222 TO GLORIA AND LARRY... HAPPY DAYS. 144 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:29,180 - GOOD TIMES. - LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE. 145 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,400 IT'S OKAY, CHRISSY. YOU CAN DRINK NOW. 146 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:40,569 EVERYBODY RELAX, I'LL GO SEE ABOUT THE FOOD. 147 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:43,606 - WHY DON'T I GIVE JACK A HAND? - Janet: OKAY. 148 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,997 (smooching) 149 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,201 - (thumps) - (gasps) 150 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:55,518 - HI. - HI. 151 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:59,188 YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU? 152 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,458 SURE, I DO. YOU'RE THE GIRL FROM THE LIVING ROOM. 153 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,795 WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. 154 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,764 - COME ON! WE DID? - YOU USED TO SIT 155 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:10,099 IN FRONT OF A VERY HEAVY-SET, BROWN-HAIRED GIRL, 156 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,101 WITH HORN-RIMMED GLASSES. 157 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:15,571 OH, SURE... FATTY FOUR-EYES. 158 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,840 LET'S SEE, HER NAME WAS... 159 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,665 - GLORIA?! - YEAH. 160 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,713 THE STILLMAN DIET, CONTACT LENSES 161 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,782 AND COLOR ME BLONDE. 162 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,751 - OH, COLOR ME RED... OH, WOW! - YOU KNOW, 163 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:31,487 I USED TO HAVE THE WILDEST CRUSH ON YOU. 164 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,890 DID YOU, FATTY? I MEAN, GLORIA. 165 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,925 I'M SORRY. 166 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,027 I HAD DREAMS OF YOU AND ME 167 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,863 MAKING MAD, PASSIONATE LOVE. 168 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,332 (both laugh) 169 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,367 WELL, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 170 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,692 - IT WAS LAST NIGHT. - (thumps) 171 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,029 LAST NIGHT? UH... 172 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,543 WELL, LOOK... GLORIA, UH... 173 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,612 I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD BE IN HERE ALONE... 174 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,082 YOU KNOW I MEAN? LARRY... HE IS MY BEST FRIEND. 175 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:02,819 I ALWAYS SAY, "WHY TO GO TO STRANGERS?" 176 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,755 NOW DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE ENGAGED TO LARRY. 177 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,624 I'M GETTING MARRIED, NOT BURIED. 178 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:12,294 AND LARRY WILL BE OUT BOWLING EVERY WEDNESDAY. 179 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:15,297 - NO, GLORIA, LARRY DOESN'T BOWL. - WE'LL TEACH HIM. 180 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,300 - GLORIA! GLORIA, PLEASE! - JACK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEG, 181 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,258 - JUST ASK! - (screams) 182 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,694 - CAN I HELP YOU GUYS? - OH? 183 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,783 - YOU'RE A BEAST! - A RAT. 184 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,618 - A SNAKE. - A SKUNK. 185 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,508 A GIRAFFE. 186 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,511 A GIRAFFE?! 187 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,060 I RAN OUT OF ANIMALS. 188 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,663 JACK, THAT WAS SUCH A LOUSY THING THAT YOU DID TO LARRY. 189 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,866 - HE DIDN'T DO IT TO LARRY! - CHRISSY! 190 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,534 IF YOU GIRLS WILL SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, I CAN EXPLAIN. 191 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:55,738 I DID NOT MAKE A PASS AT GLORIA. SHE WAS ATTACKING ME. 192 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,374 OH, RIGHT, YEAH. THAT'S WHY CHRISSY CAME IN THE KITCHEN 193 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:01,110 AND FOUND YOU WITH GLORIA PINNED TO THE TABLE. 194 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,980 - COME HERE. I'LL SHOW YOU. - SHOW ME WHAT? JACK! 195 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:08,151 LOOK, JANET, SHE BACKED ME UP AGAINST THE HOT STOVE. 196 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,153 I'LL SHOW YOU THE BURN MARKS. 197 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,321 NO! 198 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,524 JACK, THAT WAS REALLY A VERY ROTTEN THING TO DO! 199 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:16,340 HONEST, JANET... 200 00:10:16,364 --> 00:10:18,995 WITH YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND SITTING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM! 201 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,164 - CHRISSY, I... - THAT'S RIGHT. HOW COULD YOU? 202 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,748 - HOW DID YOU... - JANET, IF YOU... (screams) 203 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,636 THAT'S HOW! NOW YOU BELIEVE ME, CHRISSY? 204 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,306 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! - CHRISSY, I BELIEVE HIM. 205 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,976 - I BELIEVE HIM. - OKAY, I GUESS I BELIEVE HIM TOO. 206 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,301 - JANET, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. - OH, THAT'S... JACK! 207 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,215 - JACK! - OH, BOY, 208 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,184 THIS IS SUCH A MESS! OH, GOD. 209 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,053 - WE HAVE TO GET LARRY OUT OF THIS WEDDING! - (doorbell rings) 210 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,455 JUST HANG ON A MINUTE, CHRISSY. 211 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,457 BEFORE WE CALL UP ANYBODY'S WEDDING, 212 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,427 - WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW SERIOUS THIS IS. - THIS IS SERIOUS. 213 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:55,119 IF SHE'S ATTRACTED TO YOU, SHE COULD BE ATTRACTED TO ANYBODY! 214 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:01,403 - (doorbell rings) - JACK, JACK, PLEASE. 215 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,339 - LISTEN, LARRY'S GOTTA BE TOLD. - I KNOW. 216 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,741 LET ME JUST FIGURE OUT A WAY TO TELL... IT'S LARRY. 217 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,676 - HI, LARRY. - HI, JACK. 218 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,079 - Jack: HI. - I JUST WALKED GLORIA HOME. 219 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:13,816 OH, GOSH, THAT'S NICE. AHEM... LISTEN, LARRY, 220 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,185 UM... JACK HAS SOMETHING 221 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,054 THAT HE WANTS TO TALK WITH YOU ABOUT, 222 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,622 SO I... I THOUGHT CHRISSY AND I WOULD WAIT IN THE BEDROOM 223 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,982 AND YOU COULD JUST... BE HERE ALONE. COME ON, CHRISSY. 224 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,399 OH, BOY. LARRY, YOU KNOW, LIVING WITH TWO GIRLS 225 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,568 - IS VERY INTENSE... - LOOK, LOOK... JACK, JACK, 226 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,738 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA SAY TO YOU TOO. 227 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:38,741 - WELL, IS IT ABOUT... IS IT ABOUT GLORIA? - UH-HUH. 228 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,110 SHE TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED IN THE KITCHEN. 229 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,812 - SHE DID? - UH-HUH. 230 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,915 - EVERYTHING? - EVERYTHING. 231 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,050 (whistles) SO... 232 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:51,120 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? - FORGIVE YOU. 233 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,389 I THINK THAT'S THE BEST THING... FORGIVE ME? 234 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,657 LOOK, LOOK, WE'RE ALL HUMAN. I UNDERSTAND, 235 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:58,060 WITH A GIRL LIKE GLORIA, EVEN A BEST FRIEND LIKE YOU 236 00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,996 COULDN'T HELP MAKING A PASS AT HER. 237 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,098 - WHAT?! - JUST ONE THING, 238 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,767 DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN, HMM? 239 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,791 (snickers) 240 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,818 COME ON, JACK JUST FACE IT. 241 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,986 YOU HAVE GOT TO TELL LARRY THE TRUTH. 242 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,122 I CAN'T TELL HIM. GLORIA'S THE GIRL 243 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,124 HE'S GONNA SHARE HIS LIFE WITH. 244 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:32,161 WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS HE'S GONNA SHARE HIS WIFE WITH? 245 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,763 CHRISSY, I CAN'T DO IT. HE'LL KILL ME. 246 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,633 ALL RIGHT, JACK. ALL RIGHT, NOW LOOK. THINK ABOUT THIS 247 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,635 FOR A MOMENT, OKAY? 248 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:43,705 ARE YOU GONNA STAND BY AND LET YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND THROW HIS ENTIRE LIFE AWAY? 249 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:47,042 - WHAT'S MY OTHER CHOICE? - JACK! 250 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,911 - I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M KIDDING... SORT OF. - GOSH. 251 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,548 BOY, AM I GLAD THAT WE CALLED LARRY 252 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,985 INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR JACK TO CALL HIM. 253 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,020 - YOU DID WHAT? - THAT'S RIGHT, JACK. 254 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:01,290 WE CALLED LARRY BEFORE YOU GOT HOME. HE OUGHT TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 255 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,326 OH NO, I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 256 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,328 - (doorbell rings) - JACK, COME ON. 257 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,118 THE WEDDING IS TOMORROW. 258 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,333 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 259 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,201 (groans) I'M HIS BEST MAN. 260 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,197 I'M HIS BEST FRIEND. I'VE GOT TO TELL HIM. 261 00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:15,037 (doorbell rings) 262 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,174 JACK, ANSWER THE DOOR. 263 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,466 - ANSWER THE DOOR. - I HAVE TO DO ALL THE DIRTY WORK AROUND HERE. 264 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,715 - HI, LAR. HI. - HI, GANG. 265 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,651 - HI, LARRY. - WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED TO SEE ME ABOUT, JACK? 266 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,288 OH, WE... CHRISSY, JANET AND I, WE JUST HAVE A... 267 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,858 CHRISSY, LET'S YOU AND I GET SOMETHING AND BRING IT BACK FOR DINNER. 268 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,860 - OH GOOD, I'LL GO WITH YOU. - JACK, NEVER MIND. 269 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,596 CHRISSY AND I CAN HANDLE IT. WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO GET. 270 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,931 - THEY KNOW WHAT TO GET. - HERE YOU ARE, GOOD BUDDY. 271 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,901 A LITTLE GIFT FOR THE BEST MAN. IT'S A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH. 272 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:49,305 - OH, GEE, THANKS, LARRY. - I KNOW YOU DON'T DRINK WHISKEY, 273 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,374 BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. 274 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,376 BESIDES, IT WAS ON SALE. 275 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,345 I GOTTA START WATCHING MY PENNIES NOW, YOU KNOW. 276 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,347 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 277 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:01,150 SPEAKING OF MONEY, JACK, I COULD USE A LITTLE ADVICE. 278 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,019 YOU SEE, GLORIA HAS THIS CRAZY IDEA 279 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,955 THAT I OWN THE USED CAR LOT THAT I WORK AT. 280 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,957 WHAT? WHAT A MINUTE, 281 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,993 WHERE'D SHE EVER GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT? 282 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,995 I THINK IT WAS WHEN I TOLD HER. 283 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,063 - OH... - NO WAY. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 284 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,099 I CAN LAY THE TRUTH ON HER ANYTIME. 285 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:20,324 SHE LOVES ME, RIGHT? HUH? 286 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:25,374 - LARRY, ABOUT GLORIA... - YEAH, PAL. 287 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,611 I NEED A DRINK FIRST. 288 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,679 - WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK? - NO, NO, THANKS. 289 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,904 I DON'T TOUCH THAT CHEAP STUFF. 290 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,575 (high-pitched) HI... 291 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,494 LARRY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO? 292 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,429 I MEAN YOU USED TO BE THE KIND OF GUY 293 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,465 TO TAKE OUT A DIFFERENT LADY EVERY NIGHT. 294 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,667 YEAH, I ONCE HAD A DREAM OF WORKING MY WAY 295 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,669 THROUGH THE ENTIRE PHONE BOOK. 296 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,272 IT WAS MY WAY OF GIVING PLEASURE ALPHABETICALLY. 297 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,274 (both laugh) 298 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,276 YOU SEE, THAT'S THE POINT. I MEAN, 299 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,545 YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUCK WITH ONE WOMAN, GLORIA, 300 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:06,415 - FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. - AT LEAST I GOT AS FAR AS THE Gs. 301 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,652 GO FOR "H," LARRY, GO FOR "H." 302 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,787 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, OLD BUDDY? 303 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,122 IT'S JUST THAT... 304 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:17,481 IT'S JUST THAT... EXCUSE ME. 305 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,256 WA-AW... 306 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:31,139 LARRY, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. 307 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:34,142 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES GETTING MARRIED IS A LOT LIKE BUYING A CAR. 308 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,278 YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ORIGINAL OWNER, 309 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,942 WHEN ACTUALLY IT'S BEEN PARKED IN A LOT OF OTHER GARAGES. 310 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,452 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, PAL? 311 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:47,778 - NO. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. EXCUSE ME. 312 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,306 LOOK, JACK, JACK, FOR TWO HOURS NOW, I'VE BEEN WAITING 313 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,308 FOR YOU TO SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. 314 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,976 CAN WE HURRY IT UP A LITTLE BIT? 315 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,779 - WHAT ABOUT GLORIA? - OKAY. 316 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,716 I JUST HATE TO TELL YOU THIS, UH... 317 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:18,120 - LARRY. - LARRY, I'M SORRY. LARRY, LARRY. 318 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,889 I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS, LARRY, BUT... 319 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,013 THIS IS THE TRUTH. 320 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,830 FIRST, I WAS IN THE KITCHEN 321 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,400 TAKING MY HORS D'OEUVRES OUT OF THE STOVE. 322 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,802 AND IN COMES GLORIA. 323 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:38,040 (high-pitched) "YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?" 324 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,577 "FATTY FOUR-EYES WITH CONTACT LENSES." 325 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,647 (high-pitched) "THE STILLMAN DIET, AND COLOR ME BLONDE, 326 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:48,817 AND MAD, PASSIONATE DREAM." 327 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,388 "NO, FATTY FOUR-EYES, THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM." 328 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:55,191 (high-pitched) "I'M GETTING MARRIED NOT BURIED." 329 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,393 "NO..." 330 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,261 (high-pitched) "YES." 331 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,330 - "NO!" - (high-pitched) "YES!" 332 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,000 LOOK OUT FOR THE HOT STOVE! OW... 333 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,704 AND THAT'S THE WAY IT HAPPENED, LARRY, LARRY... 334 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,009 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TELLING YOU? 335 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,681 - NOT A WORD. - LARRY. 336 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,716 LARRY, OH, LARRY. 337 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,719 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 338 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,322 SHE'S GONNA SEND YOU BOWLING. 339 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,647 - I DON'T BOWL! - I'M SUPPOSE TO TEACH YOU. 340 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,736 ♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE ♪ 341 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,106 ♪ DUM-DUM-DA-DUM ♪ 342 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,530 ♪ DA-DA-DA... ♪ 343 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,450 ISN'T THIS EXCITING? 344 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,852 OW, OW, OW... 345 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,455 - OH... - HEY, JANET, STOP BLINKING YOUR EYES. 346 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,823 THE NOISE IS DEAFENING. 347 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:05,561 THAT'S YOUR OWN FAULT, JACK TRIPPER, FOR DRINKING ALL THAT WHISKEY LAST NIGHT. 348 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,829 - AND YOU STILL DIDN'T TELL LARRY. - I TRIED. 349 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,432 JACK, DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE SO DRUNK THAT CHRISSY AND I 350 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,056 HAD TO UNDRESS YOU AND PUT YOU TO BED? 351 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,139 I HOPE YOU DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME. 352 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,908 YOU KNOW WHAT A PUSHOVER I AM AFTER A FEW DRINKS. 353 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,843 YOU KNOW, STANLEY, 354 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,748 THAT'S A VERY HUNGRY MINISTER YOU'VE GOT THERE. 355 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,451 - WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM? - IN THE YELLOW PAGES. 356 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,943 - WHAT? - HE'S FROM SOME CHURCH OVER ON PICO. 357 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,593 WHAT DENOMINATION? 358 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,663 WHAT DO I CARE? HE WAS CHEAP. 359 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,632 IT'S YOUR CHURCH, ALL RIGHT. 360 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,702 YOUR TROUBLE IS YOU THINK MONEY IS SOMETHING TO SPEND. 361 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,704 HEY, WHERE'S LARRY? 362 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,240 HE'S UPSTAIRS WAITING TO WALK THE LAST MILE. 363 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:56,211 OH, GLORIA, YOU MAKE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. 364 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,903 - THANK YOU. - IT'S A SHAME YOU DON'T TAKE IT UP PROFESSIONALLY. 365 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:06,087 DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS A GORGEOUS WEDDING DRESS? 366 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,857 OH YEAH, I BET IT WAS EXPENSIVE. 367 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,527 OH YEAH, BUT LARRY CAN AFFORD IT. 368 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,184 I MEAN AFTER ALL, HE DOES OWN A USED CAR LOT. 369 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,069 MRS. ROPER, THE MINISTER IS READY TO BEGIN THE CEREMONY. 370 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,072 OH JACK, ISN'T IT THRILLING? 371 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,275 DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU WANT TO JUST RUN OUT AND GET MARRIED? 372 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,277 DON'T RUSH HIM, HELEN. 373 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,661 HE'S STILL WAITING FOR MR. RIGHT TO COME ALONG. 374 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,218 STANLEY, I GUESS YOU CAN PUT ON 375 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,654 "THE WEDDING MARCH" RECORD NOW. 376 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,357 NO, I CAN'T. I DIDN'T BUY ONE. 377 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,759 STANLEY, WHY NOT? 378 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,662 WHY SPEND $2 FOR SOMETHING YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO USE ONCE? 379 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,654 YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT WHEN YOU BOUGHT OUR MARRIAGE LICENSE. 380 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:56,672 EXCUSE ME, LOOK, DO WE HAVE TO HAVE MUSIC? 381 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,007 I MEAN, COULDN'T WE JUST HUM SOFTLY? 382 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,999 DON'T WORRY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE MUSIC. 383 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,681 I'M GONNA PLAY THIS. 384 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,316 NO, NO, STANLEY! 385 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:11,019 A BUGLE ISN'T APPROPRIATE FOR A WEDDING. 386 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,483 WHY NOT? IT STARTED ALL THE OTHER WARS. 387 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,558 - (knocking) - I'LL GET IT. 388 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,527 ANYTHING TO STOP THE NOISE. 389 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,996 - HI, JACK... - HOLD UP, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 390 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,064 - I GOTTA TALK TO GLORIA. - YOU KNOW IT'S BAD LUCK 391 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,333 FOR THE GROOM TO SEE THE BRIDE BEFORE THE WEDDING? 392 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,404 - BUT THERE'S SOMETHING... - YOU STAY OUT THERE. STAY OUT THERE. 393 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,739 OKAY, GLORIA'S WAITING IN THE HALL. 394 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,341 OH, OH, EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACE. TAKE YOUR PLACE. 395 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,343 TAKE YOUR PLACE, STANLEY, JACK. 396 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:39,848 OKAY, REMEMBER, WHEN I KNOCK THREE TIMES, YOU COME OUT, OKAY? 397 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,850 - OH BOY, MORE KNOCKING. - (door shuts) 398 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,919 HEY, LARRY, GET READY. 399 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:47,355 YOU CAN START THE MUSIC NOW. 400 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:50,981 (playing "The Wedding March") 401 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,257 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 402 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,539 GLORIA, GLORIA, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 403 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,896 - SHE'S NOT HERE. - I'LL CHECK THE BATHROOM. 404 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,645 - SHE'S NOT IN THE BATHROOM. - UH-OH, UH-OH. 405 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,647 - WHAT? - THE WINDOW IS OPEN. 406 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,450 - OH... - SHE MUST HAVE CLIMBED OUT AND TAKEN OFF. 407 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,185 - Chrissy and Janet: NO... - WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? 408 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,354 I THINK THEY'RE COMING NOW, STANLEY. PLAY. 409 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,123 PLAY, PLAY, PLAY. 410 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:25,082 (playing "The Wedding March") 411 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:31,333 GLORIA'S RUN OUT. SHE'S WALKED OUT ON LARRY. SHE'S GONE. 412 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,269 DOES THAT MEAN THE WEDDING IS OFF? 413 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,271 NOBODY TOUCH THE CAKE. 414 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,261 I THINK I CAN RETURN IT. 415 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,343 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY? 416 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:44,012 WHY WOULD SHE JUST LEAVE LIKE THIS? 417 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:47,282 BEATS ME. SHE SEEMED TO TAKE THE NEWS VERY WELL. 418 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,217 WHAT NEWS? 419 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:52,187 I TOLD HER THAT LARRY DIDN'T REALLY OWN THE USED CAR LOT LIKE HE SAID, 420 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:56,391 - THAT HE JUST WORKED THERE. - NOW, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF TELLING HER THAT? 421 00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,760 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT SMART LIKE ME. 422 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,096 (laughs) 423 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,332 POOR LARRY, HE'S BEEN JILTED. 424 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,502 WELL, I GUESS, I GOTTA BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM. 425 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,492 IT'S GONNA KILL HIM. 426 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,009 LARRY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS. 427 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,679 - OR WHERE TO TELL YOU. - WHAT? YOU MEAN HE'S GONE TOO? 428 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,715 - (grunts) - WHAT? 429 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,884 "DEAR JACK, THANKS FOR LAST NIGHT. 430 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:24,887 THE MESSAGE GOT THROUGH. 431 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,955 ONE GIRL ISN'T ENOUGH FOR ME. 432 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,290 P.S. MONDAY I'M STARTING ON THE Hs, 433 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:31,248 LOVE LARRY." 434 00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:35,731 NICE WEDDING PARTY YOU THREW, HELEN. 435 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,766 YOU HAD TO GO FOR THE EXPENSIVE MINTS. 436 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,668 WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW. 437 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,737 LOOK AT ALL THE FOOD, THE CAKE, THE MINISTER, 438 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,727 IT'S ALL MONEY OUT THE WINDOW. 439 00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:48,309 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO WASTE, STANLEY. 440 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:51,046 WHAT? 441 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:54,082 YOU AND I COULD GET MARRIED ALL OVER AGAIN. 442 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,840 ARE YOU KIDDING? ONCE IS ENOUGH. 443 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,188 COME ON, MR. ROPER, IT'LL BE FUN. 444 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,858 - YEAH, COME ON, MR. ROPER, GO FOR IT. - YEAH, MR. ROPER. 445 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,082 YEAH, GO AHEAD AND MARRY THE GIRL. 446 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,151 I DON'T WANT TO. 447 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:13,669 YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT ANYWAY. 448 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:18,607 OH WELL, OKAY. 449 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,242 - I'M JUST DOING THIS FOR YOU, HELEN. - (Helen laughs) 450 00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:23,244 - MRS. ROPER, HERE. - OH, OH, GOOD. 451 00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:25,747 - AND CHRISSY AND I WILL BE YOUR BRIDESMAIDS. - OH... 452 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:28,205 YOU COULD BE THE FLOWER GIRL. 453 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:34,756 "DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO CELEBRATE..." 454 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,125 HOLD IT, HOLD IT. IF WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED AGAIN, 455 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,327 LET'S DO THIS RIGHT. 456 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:43,453 (playing taps) 457 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,844 BOY, MRS. ROPER, THAT WAS A WONDERFUL WEDDING. 458 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:58,580 - IT SURE WAS. - IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU KIDS MADE IT LEGAL. 459 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,515 (laughing) 460 00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:02,584 WE ALL HAD OUR FUN. THE WEDDING'S OVER. 461 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,643 OH, NO IT ISN'T, STANLEY. 462 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,380 THERE'S STILL THE WEDDING NIGHT. 463 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:16,999 WE'RE GONNA DO EXACTLY WHAT WE DID THE LAST TIME. 464 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,267 GOOD IDEA, HELEN. 465 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,202 REALLY, STANLEY? 466 00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:24,427 YEAH, YOU GO CHANGE. AND I'LL GET THE CARDS. 467 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:34,972 (theme music playing) 468 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,800 Ritter's voice: THREE'S COMPANY WAS VIDEOTAPED 469 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,025 IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE. 34584

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