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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,679 Do you have a plan of what to say? 2 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,766 Peter's dead. This man is an imposter. 3 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,227 We also have pamphlets. 4 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:21,438 And we have Catherine the fucking Great, a woman of destiny. 5 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,065 Of fierce intelligence and wit. 6 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,358 Packed into a delicious body. 7 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,861 Her mind's the thing, you whore. You're so cunt-forward, aren't you? 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,490 They're like two angry little cats in a bucket. 9 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:34,868 I always thought fucking the same man should bring women together. 10 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:39,748 Does Grigor do that thing with the two fingers and the humming vibration? 11 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,668 I think we have our answer. 12 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,378 I taught him it. 13 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,005 The introductory orgy for the court 16-year-olds. 14 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,131 He does. 15 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,508 It is... 16 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,302 w-weird when he does it. 17 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,428 The tune is what's weird. 18 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,055 It's like a marching band tune. 19 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,308 You're in the sensual heat and then it's... ♪ Bum-bum, bah-dum, bum ♪ 20 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,227 ♪ Pum, pum, pum-pum, pum-pum ♪ 21 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,062 ♪ Pum, pum, pum-pum-pum ♪ [laughing] 22 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,523 ♪ Pum, pum, pum, pum-pum-pum-pum... ♪ 23 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,275 Still, he's a great fuck. 24 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:09,820 You're welcome. 25 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,159 We're here. 26 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,704 I have no idea what else to say. 27 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,958 It'll come to me. Unless it doesn't. 28 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,293 It will. 29 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,211 Does anyone have a kumquat? 30 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,754 I feel like a kumquat. 31 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,759 - Eye-fuck them when you can. - Mm, of course you'd say that. 32 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,892 ♪ quirky orchestral music playing ♪ 33 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,565 ♪ regal theme song playing ♪ 34 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,073 [crowd shouting] 35 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,038 Drive! 36 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,123 Fucking hell, that was intense. 37 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,417 You fucking German bitch! 38 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:08,545 I'm going to throw your dead body at Peter's feet! 39 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,760 [gunshot] 40 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,345 [horse whinnies] 41 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,931 [women panting] 42 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,561 Thanks. 43 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,105 You're assuming I was aiming for him. 44 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,440 You all right? 45 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,817 They really hate me. 46 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,280 Appreciate no one trying to reassure me. 47 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,993 It didn't help when I stopped speaking and started crying. 48 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,454 They smelt weakness. 49 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,498 [man panting] 50 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,125 MAN: For Peter! 51 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,379 There's a man running alongside the carriage. 52 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,631 Should I shoot him or just assume he'll get tired? 53 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,299 BOTH: Shoot him. 54 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,344 See? You can get on. 55 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,223 I can't stop thinking about it. 56 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,308 Because we've been in here for days 57 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:06,436 and now we're starting to scratch at each other. 58 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,064 [groans] 59 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:11,817 I couldn't kill my own people, Agnes. It's actually admirable. 60 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,944 Mm. I understand it. 61 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:18,574 Except for the bit where we were so close to having Sweden back 62 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:21,034 and you bottled it because you can't stand the sight of blood. 63 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,036 And now we're hiding in our room, 64 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,873 and every time I pick up a fork, 65 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,667 I think of putting it down hard in your face. 66 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,710 [fork rattles] 67 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,087 See? Scratching! 68 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,674 [gunfire, crowd clamoring] 69 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,723 Look, we should go out. Something's fucking going on out there. 70 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:43,849 I don't think so. 71 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,518 If she was gonna kill us, she'd have done it. 72 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:50,063 Right. So she doesn't want to kill us, others might. 73 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,118 I feel good about it. 74 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,913 And Hugoland, I don't think that's off the table. 75 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,539 Visionary idea. 76 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,750 I am the future. I know that. 77 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,835 Just not as expected. 78 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,837 I'm not some old king, I'm... 79 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,131 something else. 80 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,342 I really feel weirdly good. 81 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,844 Like a new future is out there to be picked. 82 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,471 I hate you. 83 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,223 That's impossible. Let's go. 84 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,059 Hugo. 85 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:29,853 [sighs] 86 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,106 ♪ balalaika playing ♪ 87 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,400 What do we do? 88 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,778 - We join Peter. - Peter's dead. 89 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:41,198 - Is he? - Apparently. He is. 90 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,867 She says he is. But no body. 91 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,870 Apparently, Elizabeth decided not to get it back. 92 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,249 I think it's fucking Peter out there. 93 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,626 It's the lookalike, Tatyana. Logic. 94 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,503 Peter was here when this uprising started. 95 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:55,629 Was he? 96 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,341 Or was that a lookalike because he'd left and she was covering for him? 97 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,592 Fuck. 98 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:03,428 That's interesting. 99 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,139 Think the things they don't want you to think, Arkady. 100 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,351 - I don't quite understand what that means, but-- - Means we leave. 101 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,602 Join him. 102 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,401 [exhales, sniffs] 103 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,782 Pugachev has taken Moscow. 104 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,368 Okay, thanks. 105 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,328 "Okay, thanks"? You did hear me? 106 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,206 I did. Pugachev has taken Moscow. 107 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,332 Fuck. Catherine. 108 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,544 Petrov, shoot them. 109 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,337 Will do. Head or ass? 110 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,964 One head, one ass. 111 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,465 Someone has to help her. 112 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,843 Not someone. Me. 113 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,345 I have to feed Maxim anyway. 114 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,598 Weird but sweet. 115 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:50,851 Elizabeth? 116 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,439 We have to ordain Paul. 117 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:57,399 He's Peter's son and Catherine is in trouble. 118 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,067 We must act. 119 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,569 Do not try to play me. 120 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:01,862 Am I wrong in any way? 121 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,163 Is it done? 122 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:29,264 ♪ 123 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:33,352 [click] 124 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,437 W-What are you doing? 125 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,689 It's not what it looks like. It's a game. 126 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:38,815 None are loaded? 127 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,527 Well, one's supposed to be. 128 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:43,862 [gunshot] 129 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,323 That one. Interesting. 130 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,285 [sighs] You okay? 131 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,664 To be honest, I'm a little bit worried about you. 132 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,332 Can't put my finger on why, though. 133 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:58,085 [Catherine chuckles] It's not funny. 134 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,628 What is going on? 135 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:03,340 You're paying no heed to the gravity of your situation, and now this? 136 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,842 You need to pull yourself together. 137 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:07,261 - I'm trying. - By putting a gun to your head? 138 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,554 It's a test. 139 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,683 I came to Russia, and I felt something. 140 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,393 A destiny. 141 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:17,062 Or I told myself a story. 142 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:20,482 A delusion to escape the fact Peter didn't love me when I first got here. 143 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:24,903 So if it's destiny, I will never pick the wrong gun. 144 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:25,904 That is mad. 145 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,782 If it's my destiny, then Pugachev will not prevail. 146 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,201 But if it's delusion, the people will hate me. 147 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,578 Tick. 148 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,246 He will advance and win. 149 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:38,250 I am going to shake you very hard 150 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,627 and hope that something in your head clicks together. 151 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,922 I admit it's not a great time for this particular existential dilemma. 152 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:48,093 Like a duck being pecked to death, suddenly unsure if it needs its beak? 153 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,429 A fucking terrible time, I would say! 154 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,931 But it's in me. 155 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,392 Or rather, it doesn't feel like it is. 156 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,894 Look at Peter. 157 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:01,857 He had a story of some destiny he had to have, but it wasn't. 158 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:05,527 It was a delusional story that led him to his death. 159 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,738 You're not him. 160 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,406 What makes me different? 161 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,158 You have a destiny. 162 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:14,286 Funny. And true, according to today's guns. 163 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:16,955 Where is Paul? 164 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,751 - Safe. - You keep saying that. 165 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,503 I don't want to throw him into this game. 166 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,964 He was born into this game. No escape for any of us. 167 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,175 Mm. This is a good apple. 168 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:33,805 We need him ordained. 169 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,725 No. 170 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:40,729 [squawking] 171 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,981 - Angry? - Shaking. 172 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,067 As is your reign. 173 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:49,321 Pugachev is pretending to be Peter and calling you illegitimate. 174 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:52,366 You must ordain Paul, be part of the line. 175 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,492 I'll think about it. 176 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,661 He's hanging his clothes in Moscow tonight. 177 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,371 You don't have time to think. 178 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,376 Let me help you, because I do know. 179 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,003 You always seem to. 180 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,506 So why is this not your destiny, this chair? 181 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,424 You are brilliant at all of it. 182 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,260 It is not for me. 183 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:15,639 You serve these men. But why not you? 184 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:19,518 Because it is not in you, or because you have never imagined it? 185 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,436 Told yourself that story? 186 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:29,778 Catherine, I don't want to imagine anything except you staying alive 187 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:33,407 and us not looking out that window and seeing men running towards the palace 188 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,701 to cut our pale, pondering necks. 189 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,247 Ordain Paul and move on Pugachev. 190 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,751 They all think he's Peter. 191 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,297 So I kill him, they all think I killed my husband. 192 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,177 That is not the story I wish for Paul. 193 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,762 Or for Peter. 194 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,017 He wanted a legacy. 195 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,147 This cannot be it. 196 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,071 [sighs] Gosh. 197 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,158 It's hard, isn't it? 198 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,952 Being without him? 199 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,041 It's the everywhere he isn't. 200 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,627 Which is... 201 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,295 Everywhere. 202 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,881 Yes. 203 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,516 [grunting] 204 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,977 MAXIM: Marial, untie me! 205 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,605 You are a very bad wife. 206 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:47,773 I'm saving your life. 207 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,399 I need to make amends. 208 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,944 I've claimed to have killed him and now I look like a fool. 209 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:53,529 You do look like a fool. 210 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,781 Unbelievable. 211 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,283 I thought we really got to a good place as a couple. 212 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,702 Do I need to remind you that you are a child? 213 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,747 I am your husband and I will be respected! 214 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,294 I'd really love for you to untie me, darling. 215 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:13,966 Marial! 216 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:16,468 ♪ balalaika playing ♪ 217 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,680 [panting and moaning] 218 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,515 - Oh, you're amazing. - As him! 219 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:25,644 [like Peter] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh... Tatyana, you're like silk. 220 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,771 Oh, yeah, yeah! And you've always wanted me! 221 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:31,775 And I've always wanted you, you're... peaches and cream on a summer's day. 222 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,403 Oh, yeah, talk food! Yes! Yes! 223 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:35,529 Uh... 224 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,614 - And you're mushroom... - Oh, yeah! 225 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,701 - ...str-stroganoff. - Yes, yes! 226 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,077 Soufflé! 227 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,042 Has anyone seen Pu-- um, I mean, Emperor Peter? 228 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:51,670 Ah! 229 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,298 Ah, Arkady! 230 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,175 Best friend and right-hand man. 231 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,218 Think of what we've been through together. 232 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,595 Yes. I am. 233 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,014 Uh, friends, what do we say? 234 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:05,726 [friends chanting "Peter!"] 235 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:13,817 [chanting continues] 236 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,075 They hate her out there. 237 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,870 Pugachev is now in fucking Moscow. [lays down glass] 238 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,414 They're going to come and cut our flesh into chess pieces. 239 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,041 If he's in Moscow, we're next. 240 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,877 Hence the chess pieces comment. Can you keep up? 241 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,463 Grigor? 242 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,883 - Grigor, can you hear me? - I'm thinking about Paul. 243 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:41,094 Yes, we're all thinking about Paul. 244 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,471 She needs to ordain him. 245 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,098 He didn't want that. No one is ordaining him. 246 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,892 Marial's coming. 247 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,728 I thought you'd like the warning during that slightly treasonous, 248 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,230 but thrilling conversation. 249 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,689 Stop eavesdropping! 250 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,400 I must say, Madame Dymova, your passion is... 251 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,694 - Ooh! - Thank you, Petra. 252 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,197 Oh, you will thank me. 253 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,536 Really got myself into a bad place with her. 254 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:07,120 Grigor. 255 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:08,914 Can we talk? 256 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:11,458 We are talking. The married-to-each-other people. 257 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,377 - Talk to Maxim. - I just saved your life. 258 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:16,755 - You did? - My life is full of regrets. 259 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,216 I suspect that will be the biggest. 260 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,343 - Grigor. - I'm not really following a lot of this. 261 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,679 We can't just give up on this. 262 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,974 I think you can, if you need an outsider's perspective. 263 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,475 Shut up! Grigor. 264 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,602 Everyone's just saying words. 265 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,104 But they're just words, you know? 266 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,357 They float in the air and they don't mean anything to me anymore. 267 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,359 Peter is dead. We are not. 268 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,027 Everyone is dead to me now. 269 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,905 I don't care about either of you anymore. 270 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:50,455 Whoa. Sometimes he sees a nail and he is the hammer. 271 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,416 It's unexpected and always gets me wet. 272 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,043 He meant that about you. Not me. 273 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,420 Did he, though? 274 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,797 Little tears welling in your eyes say different. 275 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,507 Can you fuck off? 276 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,510 No. Because I live here with my husband. 277 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,803 Ugh! 278 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,732 - [gun cocks] - Get off her! 279 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,113 [Georgina laughs] 280 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,037 Stay there. 281 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,664 You're kidding me. 282 00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,791 Do I need to remind you why? 283 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,253 Go on, then. 284 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,546 ♪ balalaika playing ♪ 285 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,817 [sighs] 286 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:04,321 Morning, Paul. How'd you sleep? 287 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,740 Don't eat that. I've got an array of things. 288 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,992 Uh... 289 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,787 pickled walnuts, some pigeon breasts, 290 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:15,290 some cheeses that taste like ass your dad loved, 291 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,459 vodka-laced milk shot. 292 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,710 Oh. 293 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,507 Ah! Huzzah. 294 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,719 And while you feast-- Yeah. 295 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:28,804 Ah. 296 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:33,642 [sniffles] Your dad had a great love of music. 297 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,602 He'd want me to make sure you had one, too. 298 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,648 Eat and I will play. 299 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,984 [sighs] 300 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:45,362 [crowd chanting "Peter!"] 301 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,782 Another win, my friends! 302 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,492 CROWD: Huzzah! 303 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,912 [like Peter] And we will continue to win 304 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:58,417 as I am the true Emperor of Russia, 305 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,127 chosen by God! 306 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,005 CROWD: Huzzah! 307 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,174 And Catherine will soon be destroyed, 308 00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:08,427 as she has proved herself an agent of evil. 309 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,846 Uh, no one knows better what a monster she is 310 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:14,474 than my best friend, Arkady Vasilovich! 311 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,476 [cheering] 312 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:21,648 My heart swells to be back with my best friend, Peter the Third! 313 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:26,320 [cheering, stomping] 314 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,488 Hey, a party to celebrate! 315 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,617 For tomorrow, we rally with thousands of our brothers 316 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:35,412 and we take this fucking country back! 317 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,290 [cheering] 318 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,708 Wake up, you fat fuck! 319 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,710 Huzzah! [crowd clamoring] 320 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,546 Everyone will dress nicely 321 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:48,550 and I will fuck anyone at court who demands it. 322 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,968 I do! 323 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,433 Ah. 324 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,524 Uh, where's Jean-Pierre? 325 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:04,733 Crepe, anyone? 326 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:08,987 I'm a little bit upset. 327 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,948 You said just the once. 328 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,699 It's political, Arkady. 329 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,703 Georgina did it for Grigor, and I do it for you. 330 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,247 You know it's not really him? 331 00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:20,958 I do. I think. 332 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:24,461 But we are finally number two, so you're welcome. 333 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,296 [like Peter] Hors d'oeuvres, foie gras, oysters, 334 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:29,007 with that, uh, pink onion juice, uh... 335 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,346 Arkady, go through the rest of the menu with Jean-Pierre. 336 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,684 Yes, of course, Peter. 337 00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:40,352 Huzzah. 338 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,896 ♪ playing off-key ♪ 339 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:54,700 Hmm. 340 00:17:55,492 --> 00:18:00,956 Your dad had his own particular sound I, unfortunately, can't replicate. 341 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,713 And you'll never know that sweetness. 342 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,673 PAUL: Pussy. 343 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:10,757 Ah! 344 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,426 Huzzah, Paul! 345 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,343 Hey! 346 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,556 Vodka-laced milk shot. 347 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,310 Yes. Yes! 348 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,436 Hmm. 349 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,314 Fabulous blood clots. 350 00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,024 Glad you're entertained. 351 00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,775 I just need something for the pain. 352 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,652 The vodka's not doing it. 353 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,654 Why don't I just kill you? 354 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,864 Funny. 355 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,160 Take three of these daily, should be fine in a month. 356 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,162 What? 357 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:43,999 No. My father had this same thing. 358 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,376 He died of it. 359 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,713 Hmm. We worked out how to cure it a couple of years ago. 360 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,007 If anyone bothered to read my pamphlets, they'd know. 361 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,926 But do they? No, they fucking don't. 362 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,554 - Oh. - Oh, I see. 363 00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,349 Because you thought you were, you fucked everything up. 364 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:03,143 Now Peter's dead and you're no longer a soldier. 365 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,146 Moral of the story: read my pamphlet. 366 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,815 Surprised she didn't kill you and Hugo, 367 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,443 but she's not well herself, my read of it. 368 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:14,488 [sighs] Do you think Elizabeth would marry me? 369 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,866 - What the fuck are you-- - You've known her a long time. You knew her and Peter the Great. 370 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,493 I'm not dying? 371 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:22,621 We established that and introduced a new topic. 372 00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,082 Do you think she'll ever bury that man, is my question. 373 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,503 He was a god, not a man. 374 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,089 Mm, I treated him for genital warts. He was a man. 375 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,384 [quietly] Fuck! 376 00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:36,552 You feel stupid. 377 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,014 [laughs] Yes. 378 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,766 I have no cure for that. 379 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,568 Yep. Whoop. 380 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:53,777 H'yah! Ha! 381 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,445 Not dying! No. 382 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,947 Ooh. 383 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,367 Mm. 384 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,999 Not dying. 385 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:09,126 [inhales sharply] Ah. 386 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,545 [whistles] Not dying! 387 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:17,426 I'm going to ignore the fact that there was a lot of tongue from you. 388 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,929 Apparently, Fake Peter just took fucking Moscow. 389 00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,182 I'm getting a strong sense of-- 390 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,683 - Déjà vu? - You too? 391 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:25,851 Mm. 392 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,186 Shit. 393 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,979 We need a friend. 394 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,400 You know who you don't kill in a court? 395 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,069 An asset. 396 00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:40,741 Well, we can't go to Catherine in case she's just forgotten us for a moment, 397 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:43,410 looks at us, and remembers she was going to cut our heads off. 398 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,705 Good read of the situation. So... 399 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,916 next best thing? 400 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,389 Am I doing something wrong? 401 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,225 Several things. 402 00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,852 Some to do with the pliantness of your tongue 403 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:12,981 and the lack of random circular motion to break the rhythm, 404 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:17,027 startling a different sensation, thereby driving me close to climax. 405 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,237 Oh. 406 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:21,323 [sighs] But it's not that. 407 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,951 It's... Catherine. 408 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:30,374 It's this uprising, it's me, it's Peter, it's... where is Paul? 409 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,212 And will my end be sliced up for steaks for Cossacks? 410 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,133 Sort of a fascinating way to go, in a way. 411 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,220 Right. I had planned to propose, after your orgasm. 412 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,305 - What? - But maybe now's not a good time. 413 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,767 Never is a good time, if you needed guidance on a timeline. 414 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,852 Or is it? 415 00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:51,937 It's not. 416 00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,313 Or is it? 417 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,315 Perhaps this black hole you have in you 418 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,359 could be filled with the love of a good doctor. 419 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,486 I will only ever love one man. 420 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,573 Peter the Great is dead. You are alive. 421 00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:03,866 I am alive. 422 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:07,536 And if I fix the circular motion problem and attend to the pliancy issue, 423 00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:09,037 I think we're well suited. 424 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,331 - Ah, bad time? - No. 425 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,375 Thank you, Vinodel. You may go. 426 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,169 Think on what I said. 427 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,920 I won't. 428 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,465 Hugo, how's the leg? 429 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,134 Excruciatingly painful. 430 00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:23,886 Excellent. 431 00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:27,306 We've been thinking about what we can offer Russia. 432 00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:30,017 Your death by your own hand would be lovely. 433 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:33,061 Unfortunately, Catherine seems oddly ambivalent to your back. 434 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,396 She's letting us live? 435 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,982 It may not last. She's in a strange place. 436 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:39,568 She has some fucking problems. An uprising. 437 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:42,779 Well, guess what? Been there, have some thoughts. 438 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,991 No one else in this palace with king experience, is there? 439 00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:47,534 A failed king. 440 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,329 So I know the pitfalls. The mistakes to avoid. 441 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:55,000 Also, amusing, brilliant strategist, cunning as fuck, stole Russia's army. 442 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,918 Don't want to dwell on it. 443 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,961 It's obviously a sore point, but worth mentioning. 444 00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:02,883 As well as a semi-powerful lover. 445 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:05,427 That's actually more of a sporadic thing. 446 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:09,223 However, clearly Vinodel has left you wanting and so, as you can tell, 447 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:14,353 I am dexterously tongued of word and so am a bit masterful down there. 448 00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:17,105 You could use a man like me. 449 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,357 I could, actually. 450 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:20,400 Amazing. So am I eating pussy or... 451 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,569 - You're finding Paul. - Fantastic. 452 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,907 Agnes, you can stay. 453 00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:34,456 We capture him and do a deal. 454 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,125 The question for you, Petrov, is how do we capture him? 455 00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:39,336 Well, two things. 456 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,004 Disagree on the capture thing. 457 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:44,341 That'll just inflame his people to attack St. Petersburg and free him. 458 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:45,843 Oh. Well, that's not negotiable, 459 00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,178 so disagree in your head, but not with your tongue. 460 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,389 He has a rally in Moscow planned. 461 00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,642 Rather than a massive attack that turns into a bloodbath for us, 462 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:55,978 militia, passing animals, and pretzel vendors, 463 00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:59,273 we need to isolate him on stage and then take a sniper shot. 464 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,858 He needs to die in front of them. 465 00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,652 And no one is to know if it was by us or one of his own. 466 00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,696 And the part where you listen to my orders? 467 00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:09,199 Overridden by my duty to provide clever and unvarnished advice. 468 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:11,493 - [door opens] - Confident, aren't you? 469 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,203 He does have that. 470 00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:15,914 It's partly because of how fucking handsome I am 471 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:18,625 that life's a bit of an easy ride, as I'm sure you know. 472 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:22,963 I grew up with this easy flow of opportunity and pussy 473 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:26,258 and gave myself all the credit for it, and then one day wondered. 474 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:30,846 So I, I took some lily of the valley, which gave me a hideous rash on my face 475 00:24:30,846 --> 00:24:34,975 and a gammy eye for months, and as I suspected, the flow dried up. 476 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:38,645 I realized cleverness and disciplined thought would carry me further. 477 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,523 On the other hand, a small bumbling man 478 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,817 recently fucked my fiancée, so there's that. 479 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:45,861 We seem off topic. 480 00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:49,072 I like Petrov's killing plan. Put him in the ground. 481 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,741 Can I ask you something, Petrov? 482 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:54,953 When you're on the battlefield, bullets randomly whizzing about, 483 00:24:54,953 --> 00:25:00,042 people dying around you, you could die at any moment, how do you view that? 484 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:03,003 Imminent death, fate, destiny? What? 485 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:05,839 Luck. Dumb fucking luck. 486 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,467 Is it? I've never believed in luck. 487 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:09,551 [door opens] 488 00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:16,725 I know you haven't wanted to see me. 489 00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:18,101 And still don't. 490 00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,229 I am truly sorry. I... 491 00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:26,401 I've been an ass, a foolish old man, 492 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,363 drunk on these stories of who I had to be, how I had to die, 493 00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:30,489 and... 494 00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:32,407 and I've let you down. 495 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:35,410 And I'll spend the rest of my life regretting it. 496 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:41,500 I thought fate had played its last card on this old horse. 497 00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:47,214 However, it turns out the rest of my life should be a long, long fucking time, 498 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:48,382 as I'm not dying. 499 00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:52,052 And we should all keep up to date with Vinodel's pamphlets 500 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,680 and save ourselves some fucking grief. 501 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,181 Dumb fucking luck. 502 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,892 Or logic to go to a doctor when ill. 503 00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:01,270 Marvelous, though. 504 00:26:01,270 --> 00:26:03,730 Either way, delightful news. 505 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:09,319 It's a relief to hear you're relieved by that idea. 506 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:13,115 I heard Pugachev has taken Moscow. 507 00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:14,366 I know what to do. 508 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:16,702 Very happy for you, sir, but we have this in hand. 509 00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:21,415 Let me lay out this plan for you. You need to take him alive. 510 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:23,083 Let everyone know he's not Peter, 511 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:28,172 he's, he's just some dumb-ass, lowlife, Cossack cockroach. 512 00:26:28,172 --> 00:26:31,383 You trade his life for a tour, 513 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:34,178 where he admits he's not Peter the Third 514 00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:37,306 and he disintegrates everything he's whipped up. 515 00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:38,724 My thoughts exactly. 516 00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:40,601 Seems fraught with holes. 517 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:43,353 Petrov, we will do Velementov's plan. 518 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:47,107 Leave him alive, dumb Cossack or not, you keep the uprising alive. 519 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,067 No head, the body doesn't know where to move. 520 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:52,154 If we kill him at the rally, everyone will think it's Peter. 521 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:57,576 That story will be out there forever for Paul to wonder on. 522 00:26:57,576 --> 00:26:59,995 - Right. - We go with Velementov's plan. 523 00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:01,663 Petrov, make it happen. 524 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:05,000 Uh, it's-- Well, it's my plan, I-I can m-make it happen. 525 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,169 He's head of the army. 526 00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:08,754 I'm glad you're alive. 527 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:09,922 Yeah. 528 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:11,798 Go. 529 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:22,309 There is a frisson of terror in the court at the Moscow news. 530 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:25,062 You should talk to them and allay their fears. 531 00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:27,940 Mm. Hopefully without the long pauses and crying. 532 00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:32,277 This fatalism will get you killed. 533 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,654 Or it won't. 534 00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:42,329 [bear roars] 535 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,881 [Paul whimpering] 536 00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,515 [leaves rustling] 537 00:28:01,515 --> 00:28:03,976 [bear grunting] 538 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:13,110 Listening to all this, I can't help thinking Petrov's plan was a better plan. 539 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:16,196 You just want to kill Pugachev because he reminds you of Peter. 540 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,698 He doesn't remind me of Peter at all. 541 00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,449 He's ugly and a fucking thug. 542 00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,827 Well, obviously he's saying something people are hearing. 543 00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:24,162 What do you mean he's saying something? 544 00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:25,873 Yes, Marial, what do you mean? 545 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,209 He has something. 546 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:31,003 GEORGINA: How do you know? 547 00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,171 I... 548 00:28:32,171 --> 00:28:33,755 was a fucking servant. 549 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,758 He was down there sometimes, our paths crossed. 550 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,093 I never knew that. 551 00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:39,469 Neither did I. 552 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,054 Do tell, Marial. 553 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:44,558 Not a big story. He had something. All I'm saying. 554 00:28:44,558 --> 00:28:46,101 Turn of phrase, whatever. 555 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:49,938 And people are clearly responding to it. But I love this plan. 556 00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:51,440 My point. 557 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:54,484 I have a turn of phrase, too. 558 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:04,912 AGNES: Get a nose full of Paul's scent, doggy. 559 00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:06,121 Best cadaver dog. 560 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:08,832 It will find live ones, too? 561 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:10,876 Never tried it for live ones. 562 00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:12,503 Why do you need a cadaver dog? 563 00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:14,630 That's a private matter. 564 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:15,756 I'll need it back tomorrow. 565 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:19,968 There's going to be a lot of cadavers in court, thanks to that crazy bitch. 566 00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:25,265 Can I just say a few things? 567 00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:33,190 I know people are worried and there is a little bit of an air of panic 568 00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:35,859 because of what is happening in Moscow. 569 00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:41,448 But I want you to know that whatever happens, that's what will happen. 570 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,534 [courtiers murmuring] 571 00:29:43,534 --> 00:29:44,910 We have a plan. 572 00:29:44,910 --> 00:29:47,454 This man, Pugachev... 573 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:52,543 Repeat after me, "Pugachev, not Peter the Third." 574 00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:55,838 COURTIERS: Pugachev, not Peter the Third. 575 00:29:55,838 --> 00:29:58,173 It's an important point the whole country will fucking know. 576 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:03,637 He will be taken and the threat removed from our lives. 577 00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:04,721 We will prevail. 578 00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,268 Thank you, Georgina. Well said. 579 00:30:09,268 --> 00:30:12,020 Shall we have tea and cakes in a relaxed manner, 580 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,606 as befits how little threat we're under? 581 00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:16,400 To Catherine the Great! 582 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,277 ALL: Huzzah! 583 00:30:19,653 --> 00:30:21,321 HUGO: She looked straight at me. 584 00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:23,407 And still is. 585 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:25,742 Ah. 586 00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:29,413 Hugo and Agnes and a dog. [dog barks] 587 00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:33,250 Can we just say how sorry about Peter we are? 588 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,128 He was a brother king to me. 589 00:30:36,128 --> 00:30:37,713 He made his choices. 590 00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:41,216 And you have chosen not to kill us. 591 00:30:42,467 --> 00:30:43,719 Love to get some clarity. 592 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:45,929 I suppose I should. 593 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,266 But then, is it your fault? 594 00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:53,604 You tried to get your country back, Peter tried to get his self-respect back, 595 00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:55,564 and I tried to get my husband back alive. 596 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:56,815 And we all failed. 597 00:30:56,815 --> 00:30:59,026 So, suffer we all shall. 598 00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:04,573 [dog barks] 599 00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:06,575 [indistinct chatter] 600 00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:33,393 Thank you, Smolny. How kind. 601 00:31:45,656 --> 00:31:47,115 Mm! 602 00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:48,784 Almondy. 603 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:53,914 Can I have some? 604 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:56,416 Indeed. 605 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:08,178 [whispering] You fucking idiot, Smolny! 606 00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:11,139 If you're accusing me of poisoning the Empress, you are way off base! 607 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,933 Almondy? Arsenic. 608 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,726 Almonds, everyone fucking knows that. 609 00:32:15,352 --> 00:32:16,645 Why aren't you killing her? 610 00:32:17,229 --> 00:32:18,981 Because I'm cleverer than that. 611 00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:22,401 [door opens] 612 00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:27,739 Well, hello, little husband. 613 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:29,658 Great. Untie me, please. 614 00:32:29,658 --> 00:32:32,369 - Such a newlywed thing to do. - Isn't it? 615 00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:35,289 You remember when you locked me in that cupboard 616 00:32:35,289 --> 00:32:38,041 and every hour you hammered a nail in? 617 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:41,545 Suddenly, this fucking nail came at me! It was... 618 00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:42,963 very intense. 619 00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,631 The sex when I let you out of there. 620 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:45,591 [Hugo moans] 621 00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:47,384 MAXIM: We had a little argument. 622 00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:48,594 Just untie me. 623 00:32:48,594 --> 00:32:52,139 [clicks tongue] Shouldn't really get involved in other people's marriages. 624 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,224 I need to pee. 625 00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:55,601 Does she have Paul? 626 00:32:55,601 --> 00:32:58,145 Maybe. Untie me and I'll tell you. 627 00:32:58,145 --> 00:33:00,647 Tell us or I'll tell this dog to maul your face. 628 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,441 [scoffs] No. 629 00:33:04,151 --> 00:33:05,402 Bye. 630 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:12,242 You're such a cutie! 631 00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:15,287 Thanks. 632 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,543 [sighing] 633 00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:42,439 Perfect. 634 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,359 [footsteps approaching] 635 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:50,113 - Is he all right? - He's fine. 636 00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:51,406 I'll go back to him now. 637 00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:52,950 Elizabeth will be looking. 638 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,535 And possibly others. 639 00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:59,957 [retching] 640 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:04,002 - You okay? - Ah... 641 00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:05,170 It's just a little arsenic. 642 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:06,129 Arsenic? 643 00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:08,173 Tell me a story about him before you go. 644 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:17,724 I remember after the torture dinner 645 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:19,893 and he told you he loved you for the first time. 646 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:25,148 And he came to my room, shaking, because he'd never felt anything like it. 647 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:29,152 And for days afterwards, he would make me taste things. 648 00:34:30,028 --> 00:34:31,738 Everything seemed... 649 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:34,283 sharper to him, 650 00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:38,495 like the forest throbbed and oysters were a wave of sea. 651 00:34:38,495 --> 00:34:39,746 I don't know. 652 00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:43,250 He said you had obliterated the old world he knew 653 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:47,546 and replaced it with this shimmering one. 654 00:34:50,716 --> 00:34:52,009 Good story. 655 00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:58,307 Should you see Vinodel? 656 00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:00,559 I'll sleep it off. 657 00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:01,894 Or I won't. 658 00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:04,771 Tell Paul I love him. 659 00:35:07,024 --> 00:35:09,776 You know him. Pugachev. 660 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:11,236 How has he done this? 661 00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:12,404 What do you mean? 662 00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:17,451 He's inspired tens of thousands to rise up and risk their lives for him. 663 00:35:18,202 --> 00:35:19,578 Eh... 664 00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:20,662 He was kind of an idiot. 665 00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:23,874 Marial said he had a turn of phrase. 666 00:35:23,874 --> 00:35:25,918 Ah, how would Marial know? 667 00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:28,045 I better go. 668 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,183 Where the hell'd that dog go? 669 00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:44,186 Fuck! Grigor. He'll kill you. 670 00:35:44,186 --> 00:35:45,521 That's a problem. 671 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:04,206 [gun cocks] 672 00:36:04,206 --> 00:36:06,166 Yes, it's a gun. 673 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:08,418 Great senses. 674 00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:10,671 Hi, me. 675 00:36:10,671 --> 00:36:11,755 Couple of things-- 676 00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:14,633 I'm gonna tear out your windpipe and use it as a drinking straw. 677 00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:17,052 Or we become friends. 678 00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:19,555 Friends? Are you fucking mad? 679 00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:20,764 We're both grieving. 680 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:22,391 Our friend died. 681 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:24,810 I personally have a weird sense of guilt. 682 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:26,979 That's because it's your fucking fault! 683 00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:29,189 Maybe that's it. 684 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:30,232 Interesting. 685 00:36:30,232 --> 00:36:32,484 See? A friendship that challenges, the best kind. 686 00:36:32,484 --> 00:36:37,072 I'm gonna take a hammer and beat your skull into tiny pieces very slowly. 687 00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:39,992 Okay. You're not ready to listen. Understood. 688 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:42,619 You're sad. 689 00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:44,371 I get it. 690 00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:45,622 Me too. 691 00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:47,583 But we have to learn to live together. 692 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,001 - Or... - Funny, love it. 693 00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:50,502 ...I burn you alive! 694 00:36:50,502 --> 00:36:51,920 Always liked you. 695 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,505 Ugh! 696 00:36:53,505 --> 00:36:55,591 [groaning] 697 00:37:03,307 --> 00:37:06,435 [whispering] Paul is all. Paul is all... 698 00:37:09,855 --> 00:37:11,023 Fuck! 699 00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:18,739 You've seen him, haven't you? 700 00:37:19,531 --> 00:37:21,700 - What? - Pugachev. 701 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:25,204 You said he had a turn of phrase, downstairs as a servant. 702 00:37:25,204 --> 00:37:26,663 Yes. 703 00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:28,957 No. You've been to a rally. 704 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:32,044 Yes, I have. 705 00:37:32,753 --> 00:37:34,171 I don't lie to you anymore. 706 00:37:34,171 --> 00:37:35,756 Appreciate it. 707 00:37:37,883 --> 00:37:39,009 And? 708 00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:42,012 Can't really explain it. 709 00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:42,888 He just... 710 00:37:46,308 --> 00:37:48,644 He has moments where you feel like he understands. 711 00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:51,980 Hmm. 712 00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:56,652 Perhaps I need to see this turn of phrase to understand it. 713 00:37:58,028 --> 00:37:59,321 Let's go. 714 00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:01,490 Shall we? 715 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:11,333 Prepare a carriage for Moscow. 716 00:38:14,378 --> 00:38:16,213 [dog barking] 717 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,133 I asked you to wait! HUGO: Tell the dog. 718 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:22,386 What are you two doing here? I can't believe you would dare. 719 00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:23,804 Look! [dog sniffing] 720 00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:25,138 She gave him to Grigor. 721 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:26,932 Gave who to Grigor? 722 00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:29,726 - Thanks for your time. - Paul? 723 00:38:29,726 --> 00:38:32,354 Never said that. We just came to say hi. 724 00:38:34,648 --> 00:38:36,316 [bear growling] 725 00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:38,318 [Paul crying] 726 00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:43,240 [fires gun] 727 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,075 [bear groaning] 728 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,410 [Paul crying] 729 00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:49,288 It's okay. Oh! 730 00:38:49,288 --> 00:38:52,040 Oh. Oh... 731 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,002 Oh, dear. [sighs] 732 00:38:55,002 --> 00:38:58,046 Forest might not be the safest place for you, now I think about it, Paul. 733 00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:01,133 - You okay? - Furry. 734 00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:04,136 [laughs] Yeah, he was furry. 735 00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:13,478 Running away? 736 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:15,355 Lit the fire and then-- 737 00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:16,857 I'm going to put it out. 738 00:39:16,857 --> 00:39:17,983 [groans] 739 00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:21,069 I am very angry at you. 740 00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:22,696 [softly] Do that again. 741 00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:24,990 Not if you're going to enjoy it. 742 00:39:26,575 --> 00:39:28,327 It can still be saved. 743 00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:29,620 The plan, please? 744 00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:32,247 I kill him. 745 00:39:32,247 --> 00:39:34,625 Good plan. Are you capable of it? 746 00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:37,586 Since I fear you'd rather suck his tongue and draw hearts on his back. 747 00:39:39,796 --> 00:39:41,215 And did you get Paul back? 748 00:39:42,883 --> 00:39:44,718 Not doing your bit either then, are you? 749 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:47,679 We are on the precipice of losing everything because of you. 750 00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:49,097 Then let me get on with it. 751 00:39:56,063 --> 00:39:57,523 Rousing. 752 00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:03,946 ♪ 753 00:40:08,659 --> 00:40:10,577 Few things going on, Paul. 754 00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:12,871 I mean, it's Russia, something's always happening. 755 00:40:12,871 --> 00:40:14,248 You should know that. 756 00:40:15,082 --> 00:40:17,626 There's a lot of men who want to come and kill your mother... 757 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:20,796 - [toy rattling] - ...for a man pretending to be your father. 758 00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:25,425 And also, everyone wants to ordain you. 759 00:40:25,425 --> 00:40:27,886 But that's like putting a target on your back. 760 00:40:27,886 --> 00:40:29,763 Being eaten by that bear would be a blessing. 761 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:33,475 Your dad didn't want it for you. 762 00:40:34,393 --> 00:40:36,603 So fuck 'em, it's not gonna happen. 763 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:42,985 We're gonna be safe here, you and I. Hmm? 764 00:40:43,986 --> 00:40:44,903 Hey. 765 00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:49,741 Eat your foie gras. Hmm? 766 00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:57,457 [footsteps approaching] 767 00:41:02,254 --> 00:41:06,800 [sighs] I came to suggest a return bout with my tongue. 768 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:11,471 I treated it with elderberry juice, aiding tenderness and increased pliancy. 769 00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:13,765 You're always trying, Vinodel. 770 00:41:13,765 --> 00:41:17,561 A man of science. Experiment until you find the formula. 771 00:41:17,561 --> 00:41:19,730 I do admire that. 772 00:41:19,730 --> 00:41:22,941 And yet, you're still staring wistfully at the great man. 773 00:41:24,026 --> 00:41:25,527 How do we cure that? 774 00:41:26,612 --> 00:41:29,573 The whole course of my life changed the day I met him. 775 00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:32,409 Everything I wanted fell away to wanting him, 776 00:41:32,409 --> 00:41:34,119 and wanting what he wanted. 777 00:41:36,121 --> 00:41:37,831 Do I hear regret? 778 00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:38,916 No. 779 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:43,170 But maybe it's time I changed course, made my own way. 780 00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:46,632 You could make your own way with me. 781 00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:49,301 Possibly. 782 00:41:52,971 --> 00:41:55,974 ♪ harp strumming ♪ 783 00:41:55,974 --> 00:41:57,518 You hear that? 784 00:41:57,518 --> 00:42:00,646 You broad-backed cunt. 785 00:42:02,689 --> 00:42:04,691 [indistinct chatter] 786 00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:20,582 [crowd chanting "Peter!"] 787 00:42:23,669 --> 00:42:26,463 [like Peter] Good evening, Moscow! 788 00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:28,549 [cheering] 789 00:42:28,549 --> 00:42:30,676 - You okay? - Yeah. 790 00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:35,222 We have marched in here on a wave of fucking love for me, 791 00:42:35,222 --> 00:42:37,140 Peter the Third! 792 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:38,559 [cheering] 793 00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:40,310 [chanting "Peter!"] 794 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,604 I could listen to that all night. 795 00:42:42,604 --> 00:42:46,775 We should invent a fucking bell that when you ring it, sounds out my name! 796 00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:50,320 [cheering] 797 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,655 Everyone! 798 00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:52,948 Hungry? 799 00:42:52,948 --> 00:42:54,283 CROWD: Yes! 800 00:42:54,283 --> 00:42:55,951 Quail and aioli! 801 00:42:55,951 --> 00:42:57,077 [cheering] 802 00:42:58,871 --> 00:43:01,540 - Fucking hell. - That is very him. 803 00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:02,708 Yes. 804 00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:04,293 Needs lemon salt! 805 00:43:04,293 --> 00:43:06,420 [crowd laughing] 806 00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:08,714 Using his salt? You fucker! 807 00:43:08,714 --> 00:43:11,383 Ooh! [whispering] Catherine, they'll tear you apart. 808 00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:15,053 Yeah, I feed and nourish my people, 809 00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:18,599 unlike that scrappy German witch-faced whore. 810 00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:20,934 [softly] Witch-faced? 811 00:43:20,934 --> 00:43:25,147 She comes here to Russia, brought here by the current patriarch, 812 00:43:25,147 --> 00:43:27,733 who I suspect is in the devil's fucking sway, 813 00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:31,486 and we will need to kill him to preserve the Russian Church's purity! 814 00:43:31,486 --> 00:43:33,322 I love God! 815 00:43:33,322 --> 00:43:35,699 [chanting "God!"] 816 00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:37,784 Yeah, how much do you love that quail? 817 00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:39,620 [chanting "Quail!"] 818 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:43,123 Are you fucking kidding? They're fucking idiots. 819 00:43:43,123 --> 00:43:45,167 [Pugachev continues] 820 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:47,169 ♪ balalaika playing ♪ 821 00:43:47,169 --> 00:43:49,338 ♪ 822 00:43:52,174 --> 00:43:55,010 [cheering and shouting] 823 00:44:03,018 --> 00:44:06,104 [cheering continues, fades out] 824 00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:11,735 I'll wing him. You bundle him up into the carriage. 825 00:44:11,735 --> 00:44:14,363 Or I could wing him. I seem to recall trembling hands. 826 00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:15,781 Look. 827 00:44:17,366 --> 00:44:19,660 Like Moses' tablets. 828 00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:22,746 Thou shalt not kill but take him alive. Madness. 829 00:44:22,746 --> 00:44:23,789 Orders. 830 00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:26,208 Orders? Didn't you steal the army? 831 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:28,377 I'll wing him. Watch and learn. 832 00:44:28,377 --> 00:44:30,546 You can wait in the carriage while I do. 833 00:44:30,546 --> 00:44:34,675 That was an order, by the way, by me, head of the army. 834 00:44:34,675 --> 00:44:38,178 Salute's optional. I run a tight but casual ship. 835 00:44:40,973 --> 00:44:46,311 [crowd chanting "Peter!"] 836 00:44:49,982 --> 00:44:51,400 [like Peter] Here's the weird thing. 837 00:44:51,942 --> 00:44:53,485 Come closer, come closer. 838 00:44:57,865 --> 00:44:59,533 I loved her... 839 00:45:00,325 --> 00:45:02,578 with all my fucking heart. 840 00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:07,082 And for a minute, I let her have her hands on this kingdom, and for that, 841 00:45:07,082 --> 00:45:10,127 I apologize and seek your forgiveness. 842 00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:13,005 A foolish heart, who hasn't had that? You all have, right? 843 00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:15,174 - CROWD: Yes! - But... but... 844 00:45:15,174 --> 00:45:16,592 then something happened. 845 00:45:16,592 --> 00:45:20,470 I was out riding and I came across a simple hut, 846 00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:22,389 an old couple, and they had nothing. 847 00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:25,893 Some potatoes, some bread, and they invited me to sit with them. 848 00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:27,269 And we ate. 849 00:45:27,269 --> 00:45:29,980 We drank vodka, and we sang 850 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:32,399 and looked up at the stars in our God's Russian sky, 851 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:36,612 and I looked in their deep blue eyes... 852 00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:39,865 and something in me broke. 853 00:45:39,865 --> 00:45:42,201 I was flooded with love and understanding 854 00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:44,786 of what my people needed 855 00:45:44,786 --> 00:45:48,624 and that they were the riches of Russia, 856 00:45:48,624 --> 00:45:51,502 not gold and silk. 857 00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:56,924 Them! [cheers, grunts of approval] 858 00:45:56,924 --> 00:45:58,383 Fuck. 859 00:46:00,135 --> 00:46:03,347 The Russian people, my people! 860 00:46:03,347 --> 00:46:08,060 [cheering] 861 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:10,854 I went back to Catherine and told her of my epiphany, 862 00:46:10,854 --> 00:46:12,105 and you know what she said? 863 00:46:13,190 --> 00:46:18,070 "They sound like people who should have died in the womb." 864 00:46:18,070 --> 00:46:20,197 CROWD: [jeering] No! 865 00:46:20,197 --> 00:46:23,575 In that moment, I saw our love was a fraud 866 00:46:23,575 --> 00:46:26,662 and she was a fraud who hated us! 867 00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:31,416 And that's when she took a knife and, laughing, she plunged it into me! 868 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:33,210 [jeering] 869 00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:36,630 Let's talk about Paul. She has him trapped. 870 00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:41,885 I've heard he might already be dead and she had his skin made into a handbag. 871 00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:43,053 [crowd jeering] 872 00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:48,141 She will be killed or she will drop to her knees in front of me. 873 00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:50,853 [jeering] Yes, it is a metaphor 874 00:46:50,853 --> 00:46:53,397 and also a joke about cocksucking! 875 00:46:53,397 --> 00:46:54,731 Huzzah! 876 00:46:54,731 --> 00:46:56,316 [crowd roaring] 877 00:46:56,316 --> 00:47:00,612 I will remake our land, kill foreigners who look us in the eye, 878 00:47:00,612 --> 00:47:02,906 build the tallest towers in the world, 879 00:47:02,906 --> 00:47:05,576 and send ships to fucking steal 880 00:47:05,576 --> 00:47:09,663 all the gold and raccoons from America! 881 00:47:09,663 --> 00:47:13,625 We will ship in servants and no Russians will serve. 882 00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:16,920 We will all be served! 883 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,257 [cheering] 884 00:47:20,257 --> 00:47:22,968 - [chanting "Peter!"] - That's all lies. 885 00:47:22,968 --> 00:47:25,637 Always loved ending dinner one way. 886 00:47:25,637 --> 00:47:27,514 Bag o' heads! 887 00:47:27,514 --> 00:47:31,643 [cheering] 888 00:47:31,643 --> 00:47:33,645 Count Volpov, you're first! 889 00:47:35,230 --> 00:47:36,607 Look at the arc on him! 890 00:47:36,607 --> 00:47:38,317 [crowd cheering] 891 00:47:38,317 --> 00:47:40,068 Duchess Pastanak! 892 00:47:40,068 --> 00:47:42,112 Eyes still open! 893 00:47:43,322 --> 00:47:45,532 Lightning round! 894 00:47:46,491 --> 00:47:47,826 Mikalov! 895 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:49,995 Lebedev! 896 00:47:50,704 --> 00:47:51,997 Lady Nikitin! 897 00:47:51,997 --> 00:47:54,541 Still got her earrings on! 898 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:58,670 [crowd roaring] ♪ Shame and Fortune playing ♪ 899 00:47:58,670 --> 00:48:03,509 - [chanting "Kill her! Kill her!] - Catherine! Catherine! 900 00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:15,145 ♪ You ♪ 901 00:48:16,104 --> 00:48:18,815 ♪ Got an attitude ♪ 902 00:48:22,069 --> 00:48:23,278 ♪ You ♪ 903 00:48:24,988 --> 00:48:27,574 ♪ You've got a way ♪ 904 00:48:30,744 --> 00:48:35,832 ♪ All fortune on the floor All fortune on the floor ♪ 905 00:48:39,211 --> 00:48:44,466 ♪ All fortune on the floor All fortune on the floor ♪ 906 00:49:13,704 --> 00:49:15,122 ♪ Shame ♪ 907 00:49:16,623 --> 00:49:19,376 ♪ Is soft and safe ♪ 908 00:49:22,254 --> 00:49:23,547 ♪ Lose ♪ 909 00:49:24,965 --> 00:49:27,885 ♪ When I play your game ♪ 910 00:49:31,096 --> 00:49:36,143 ♪ All fortune on the floor All fortune on the floor ♪ 911 00:49:39,438 --> 00:49:44,776 ♪ All fortune on the floor All fortune on the floor ♪ 912 00:49:44,776 --> 00:49:46,778 ♪ 65023

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