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[instrumental music]
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(male #1)
'Ladies and gentlemen'
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give it up
for Man Mountain Malloy
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'the strongest man
in Gotham City!'
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[crowd cheering]
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Ho-hum.
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[horn honking]
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[crowd laughing]
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[grunting]
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[laughs]
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You know clowns are evil,
don't you?
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[grunting]
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[crowd laughs]
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[gasps]
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Ooh, tough guy.
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Especially that clown.
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If you think he's buff, folks
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get a load of me.
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[grunting]
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[intense music]
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[crowd gasps]
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[screaming]
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Hide your families, Gotham
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'cause when joker goes jumbo
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he'll snap your twigs!
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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Whoa. Big.
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Batgirl.
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You're way dinkier
than I expected.
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[grunts]
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Being a criminal genius
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just doesn't cut it these days.
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You need brawn
to compliment the brains.
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[clattering]
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[gasps]
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[thudding]
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I think I better join a gym.
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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(Bruce)
'Now we know who stole
bane's power infusion module'
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'from Gotham PD's
evidence lock-up.'
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A crazy crime clown
running amuck
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with the strength from Bane!
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But what did he steal
at a circus?
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The box office.
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That seems rather
small potatoes
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for a giant joker.
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The entire box office.
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No doubt a warm-up
for a bigger workout.
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(Batgirl)
'I need to bulk up.'
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I can't let the Batman
have a weakling for backup.
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Ninety-nine, ugh, one hundred..
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Oh.
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[sighs]
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Twenty-thousand more reps
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and I'll have
"Iron Pumping Muscles Of Steel."
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[knock on door]
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Barb, are you ready for..
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'...school?'
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Uh, did I mention
I'm taking a new elective, pop?
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Competitive body building.
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That's my girl.
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[instrumental music]
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Thank you all for joining us
this morning.
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'To symbolize Gotham City's'
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'prominent place
in the global community'
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we unveil our new landmark
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The Gotham Globe!
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[audience cheering]
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(Joker)
'Gold-plated!'
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As valuable as it is
heavy, I bet.
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Don't bother wrapping it.
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I'll take this
little bauble as is.
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[screaming]
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Today Gotham..
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...tomorrow the world.
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[bell ringing]
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- Bye, sweetie. Be good.
- Define good.
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[cell phone rings]
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Gordon.
Joker walked away with it?
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I'm on my way.
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You go, pop.
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[tires screech]
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[sighs]
Round two with Joker.
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Hmm! Pull it together, Barb.
The bat needs you.
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[Bats screeching]
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Thanks, Alfred.
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[Bat alarm ringing]
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Early start.
Haven't had my coffee.
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But Joker's already had
his protein shake.
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[bats screeching]
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[instrmental music]
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[whirring]
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[thudding]
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Huh?
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[guns cocking]
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Put down the globe!
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It's all yours, officer.
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Have a ball!
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[crashing]
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[thudding]
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[screeching]
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Hey, I got a fab new figure
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and you got
a fab new Batmobile.
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Show and tell's over, Joker.
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[beeping]
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Whoo!
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[explosion]
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[instrumental music]
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[rumbling]
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[thudding]
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Um, ouch.
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[explosion]
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[laughing]
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[crashing]
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You only have yourself
to blame for me, Batsey.
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We've always taken turns
outsmarting each other
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but you had the muscle
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so I thought I'd stack
the odds in my favor.
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Back for more, tiny?
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Um, bring it on?
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Well, Jim, that girl didn't
score very high in that round.
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Let's see if joker can top her
in the discus throw.
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Whoa!
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[laughing]
Joker takes the gold!
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Plan. You hit clown boy high,
I hit him low.
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He's out of your league.
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I've been working out, you know.
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For your own safety,
stay back.
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- Oh!
- Hey! Who's up for dodge ball?
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Up here if you need me.
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[thudding]
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[crashing]
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[laughing]
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Welcome to my world, Bats!
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And Planet Joker
is a world of hurt.
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(Batgirl)
'Heads up!'
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Look out!
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[screaming]
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Bye!
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[grunting]
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Whew! Need me yet?
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[groaning]
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- 'Sir?'
- I'll need more backup.
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Prepare for special delivery.
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[beeping]
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[tires screech]
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[grunts]
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Batman.
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[screeching]
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Not good.
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Next up, Jim,
we have a new sporting event!
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The Batmobile Toss!
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[crashing]
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[grunting]
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[thudding]
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Where do you think you're going?
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[whirring]
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I'm not through
with you, weakling.
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Oh, if Batman can't beat
super clown, how can I?
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Whoa.
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A Bat Robot?
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[instrumental music]
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Or...a muscle suit.
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[groaning]
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I won't ask again, Batsey.
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Hand over your milk money.
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Ooh, Batgirl, you stepped up
to heavyweight class!
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(Batgirl)
'Here goes nothin'.'
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[whirring]
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Yes!
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How many rounds can you go
with Sugar Ray Joker?
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Let's find out.
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[crashing]
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[alarm ringing]
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'Uh-oh. Retro thrusters?'
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Whoa!
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You're a klutz, tiny.
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[laughing]
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[groaning]
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Okay. Where's the tutorial
on this thing?
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[whirring]
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[grunting]
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She didn't.
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[instrumental music]
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(Batman)
'His weak spot.'
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Whoopsie!
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[laughing]
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Priceless!
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[crashing]
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(Joker)
'With shtick like that,
Batgal'
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you may have a future in comedy!
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Which is more than I can say
for the Batman!
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'I predict he doesn't
have a future at all.'
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Ta-ta, tiny!
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[laughing]
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[whirring]
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Great. I can't get up,
and I can't eject.
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I had to land
on the escape hatch.
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Batman needs my help.
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Think, Barbara.
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Think outside the box.
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Glad I took gymnastics.
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I'll get the hang
of this muscle suit.
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'At least it's gonna lead me
straight to Batman.'
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[beeping]
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(Joker)
'Wakey, wakey,
Batsey-watsey.'
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Can't let you sleep through
your own demise, you know?
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'Hope you like carnival games.'
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Get the picture?
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With you gone, Batsey,
there'll be no one to stop me
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from kicking sand
in Gotham's face.
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- You forget about Batgirl.
- That pipsqueak?
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If she stands in my way
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I'll just scrape her
off my shoe.
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[spits]
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Now time to ring your bell.
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[baby crying]
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Mama's boy? Just warming up.
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[grunting]
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Okay. Now I'm pumped.
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Huh?
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You're going down, clown.
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You again?
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Good girl.
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00:17:19,019 --> 00:17:21,009
Huh?
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[whirring]
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[crashing]
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Whoa. Cheap shot.
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Oh, no.
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Batman?
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Ugh!
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[grunting]
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Huh?
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Batarangs? Uh, tried that.
Didn't hurt him.
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'Wait. Batman's aiming
for Joker's fuel pump.'
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He's using brain
to beat brawn.
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
Sorry, Batsey.
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But only the strong survive.
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[whirring]
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Pardon me, but a tin can
is just begging to be opened.
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[intense music]
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[whirring]
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[grunting]
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I'm tiny, Joker.
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You can't reach me.
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[grunting]
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Ugh! Oh!
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No!
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[gasps]
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00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:41,016
[groaning]
255
00:19:42,019 --> 00:19:45,009
I'm still bigger than you.
256
00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:50,016
But not me, bully.
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00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:53,017
[grunts]
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00:19:57,015 --> 00:19:59,005
Look what I found.
259
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:01,014
Smart move there.
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00:20:01,011 --> 00:20:03,021
Muscles aren't everything.
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00:20:03,017 --> 00:20:07,007
Sometimes brains
are better than brawn.
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00:20:07,012 --> 00:20:09,022
(Batgirl)
And sometimes being tiny
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00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:12,000
can be a strength.
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00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:16,011
[theme music]
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