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Listen, Mr. Donati, I'm getting nervous! Give me my child, right now!

There's no need to get nervous, madam. You give me the authorization approval form of the real mother, and I give you the baby.

"The real mother"?? Why? What am I supposed to be? The fake mother? A copy? A parody??

- I'm a parent as much as the others! - This is the law!

Listen, maybe we are having a bad start. You are new, we have not yet got to know each other, but I assure you that the ex-coordinator has never asked us for any authorization form.

Haa! And then the ex-coordinator was wrong. I know I should not say this about a colleague, but it's true.

Come on, be a good girl and bring me this authorization form, okay?

I do not feel good.

Are you not ashamed to treat that way a pregnant woman?

She could sue you for that!

Look, give me the baby and then we regularize everything.

Hey, hi, Rita.

- Hello. - How are you?

- Very angry. - Eh, I know, but... Hello, little man.

- Head lice, the school is-- - I'm not pissed off for lice.

I'm pissed off because every time I think this society is making one steps forward, then it makes two steps backwards.

We live in a sexist, homophobic and old-fashioned world and there is nothing you can do about that!

Excuse me, Orlando, bye.

Bye.

However, I did not understand why you did not call me.

I'd have come immediately and fixed everything.

It's a matter of principle, Vale. I could not let him win so easy.

Do you understand? He started talking about "the real mother".

I understood yes, but... do you pretend to have contractions because of a matter of principle? That brings bad luck!

What was I supposed to do? To talk to him about law? To call the European Court?

At least he felt a deal of sympathy for me.

And so in the end you won, right? No authorization form.

Not exactly.

The sympathy was at fixed term.

- We have to bring it to him in any case. - I knew it. Do not worry, I'll do that.

I sign this auth form and the question is closed.

Sorry, but this is bullshit! Do you want things to change? So you do not have to give up!

Yes, Francesca, but you do not know him.

He is going to call the police if we don't give him that authorization form!

Oh, fuck! He really called the police!

Good morning.

Good morning Sir. We're here to talk to--

Yes, we know why you are here.

That man is like a torture! Reacting like that with a pregnant woman!

Very pregnant!

- Excuse me, are you Mrs. Francesca Scuccimano? - Oh, no! It's her!

- No, that's me. - So here you are.

This is the time and the address of the police station. You have to go there tomorrow morning.

- Thanks, a signature here. - Excuse me, what is it?

I'm sorry, ma'am, we cannot tell you anymore. You'll discover it tomorrow at the police station.

You are welcome.

You are welcome.

These are for you.

- This is his. Thank you. Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Goodbye!

Identification and election of domicile. What's that stuff?

It will be for the fines. Come on, she drive like a crazy woman!

They'll want to see you to seize everything. And they're right because you're a public danger.

Oh... public danger! I've never run over anyone!

Except that time with my ex-boyfriend... but that was premeditated!

I won't tell her!

Please! I told her that today I would have kept him with me in the bookstore, but now I have to go to kindergarten to deliver this auth form. Francesca is busy. In short, it's a mess.

Do not worry! I'll take care of this handsome young man, eh!

Grandmother's love, do you know that now your little cousin Andrea is coming too?

And I'll let you play with some male toys. Weapons or buildings!

Okay, and... Look, are you sure you can do it with both of them?

Why? You and your sister, how many were you? And it seems to me that - apart from some minor faults - I succeeded, did not I?

Okay, look, then we agree? You do not say anything to Rita, also because after your last surprise-talk, let's say that she is ill disposed towards you.

Ah, she's ill disposed? Even fleas can talk now!

- Mom, please! Not in front of Giuseppe! I remind you that he is also her son. - Yes, yes, of course!

"Of course" what?

Because maybe you are missing a very small but important detail!

- Without her, this child would never have existed. Is it so difficult to understand? - Yes, I understand, there is no need for this homosexual melodrama!

Sorry, now... I really have to go. Yes, I have to do something very important. I no longer need it!

We've seen the photos of the holidays.

I have shown you the Family Status Certificate as well. The documents from the Spanish clinic.

There are also these. What's left?

The wedding album!

I know, we should say civil partnership but we like it that way!

What are we?

- What we are? A fa... a family! - Madam, that's enough, please!

It's all clear, I understood perfectly.

You know what? We add the other lady as a parent. And we close this practice for good.

What do you think?

All right.

And now we can hang it as a painting!

It's amazing what you did, really! It's incredible. We should have a toast, if it were not that I'm pregnant.

No, please tell me his face! Tell me about Donati's expression?

Have you also drawn heavy artillery?

Do you mean the photos of childbirth? Ah, yes, of course, absolutely! In fact, in my opinion it is on those that has yielded!

Thanks, Vale.

I did not expect. I thought you had brought him the papers but...

But I changed my mind.

You were right, it's a matter of principle.

Indeed is not.

It is simply the truth. Giuseppe has two parents and you and I.

And when this little girl will attend the kindergarten... I'll do the same for you too.

So we will have to hang 2 papers!

Yes... with a small difference, because instead of my name there could be Luca's one.

Oh my God, Vale, what are you saying?

Nothing, I just say that this could also be reality. And you know it too.

Okay, come on, I'm going to Giuseppe.

* Rita is calling Valeria but she forgot her cell phone at home *

What am I supposed to do now?

Oh, fuck!

- You should have told me! - It seemed stupid to me.

I started imagining your future: multiple pregnancies, Andrea's degree!

No!

And are you still thinking about these absurd things?

A little less. Maybe because I have so many things to do now that Orlando is sick. I do not even have time to think.

Anyway it was scary, you know? Imagine your lives without me.

And you who went on as if nothing had happened. He was taking a bad turn.

Orlando's flu came really at the right moment.

Orlando had a sudden flu and left home. Can you take care of Andrea this morning? Sorry, I have to go to school.

No, of course. Do not worry. No, love, do not cry.

Excuse me, but how about Angelica? I go to her, so I'll help her.

No, no, no! Absolutely not! It's important that mom will do everything alone! All right?

Do you know that I think Orlando loves you so much?

You say?

He did not even call me today.

In fact, he sent me a message asking me to wash his clothing and let them deliver to his father.

Okay I asked him to be treated normally...

...but I'm sick after all, am I?

Yes, that's exactly what I was meaning!

Ah!

- It's Rita. Pick up. - Yup.

Love!

Thing??

Ok, ok, ok! Do not worry! Love, I'll be right away, okay? Stay calm, I'll be right there!

What's up?

- The waters! The waters are brokering! - The waters? The waters have broken!

- Oh my god, how nice !! - The coat?

- Go, go, and run! - Where is the coat?

- Here, where do you want it to be? Keep, coat and bag. - The car. I do not remember where I left the car.

- Wait, wait, wait... - Go.

This morning... No! I walked! I have to remember what I did last night.

- Oh God, I do not remember! - All right, slow! Let's go with my car. I'll drive you there.

- Thank you! Thank you! - Guys, you stay with the kids.

And, please, Orlando must not know that I went out, otherwise he will worry.

Yes, a moment, I'm almost done!

Because if not, he worries. So if he calls, I'm sleeping. All right?

I finished! Take care of the children and be good. Thank you.

- Bye! - Come on!!

- Well, she had to do something useful, right? - Better than this!

Why did not you go straight to the hospital? Why??

- Because I could not reach you. - Are you stupid? What are you saying??

I did not want to give birth without you.

Ouuuha !!

We are in a huuuurry!

This girl...

... must be one more reason...

-... to feel good. - Yup.

- To love each other, to build our future together. - Yes, babe.

- To be even happier than before. - Yes, babe, yes. Yes.

No, you say it but you don't really mean it.

Vale, we have to do this together.

Because this is our baby.

Only our, do you understand?

Oh God!

Yes, babe, you're right.

Excuse me, I was an idiot. I miss you a lot!

You are so beautiful! How beautiful you are!

- Aaaaahhhua !! - And how much you're right!

How long does it takes?!?

She's born!

- Yaaaay! - She's born!

She's beautiful, she's beautiful! Weight 3 kg, she is born a little in advance but she's fine!!

- How is Rita? - She's fine too!

Have I already told you that she's beautiful? She's beautiful!

She's beautiful, tall! Very tall! The baby, not Rita!

Sure! And mom? Did you tell mom?

Oh, yes, yes, yes, now we are going to tell everyone. Not you though. You now go home to rest.

So you do not have the flu, have you?

It was all a lie!

I understood it because I am very smart!

I always give good advice, I understand everything quickly! I helped my wife to give birth!

I feel invincible!

Oh yes? I would like to remind you that less than half an hour ago you were in a panic, Valeria!

Sister, immediately go home!

Come on, go and rest.

And yes, you have proven you're essential, so enough with your stupid imagination.

- Bye. - Bye. - Bye.

New message from Valeria "She's born and she does not look like you at all :)"