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[upbeat saxophone music]
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Good morning, George.
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Why are you yelling at me?
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Do you remember what you did
last night?
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Uh, went out
for a few drinks,
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so you know I don't.
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Luckily, we have Ring camera
footage to remind you.
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Mayan, we don't have
a Ring camera.
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No.
But our neighbors do.
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Come on, key, get in there!
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How come you're not working?
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Because this one.
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[snoring]
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That could be any
sexy Mexican man
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eating a wing platter for 12.
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We need to talk about this.
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It's none of your business.
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I was having a private moment
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on our neighbor's porch!
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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♪ ♪
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Okay, Gordo.
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{\an8}I bought you some supplies
for your hero presentation.
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{\an8}Construction paper, glue,
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{\an8}a spotlight
because you're a star.
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{\an8}Thanks, Nana.
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{\an8}So did you decide
who your hero is?
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{\an8}Abraham Lincoln,
Martin Luther King,
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{\an8}me?
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{\an8}I chose a real hero--
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{\an8}Grandpa!
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{\an8}Orale! That's what's up!
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{\an8}I suddenly can't feel
my legs.
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{\an8}First,
I'd like to thank myself
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{\an8}for being awesome.
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{\an8}Second, I'd like to thank Rosie
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{\an8}for falling short
in comparison.
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{\an8}The more
I get to know Grandpa,
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{\an8}the more cool stuff I learn.
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{\an8}Plus, he's funny,
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{\an8}and I think his toilet humor
will translate well
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{\an8}to the second grade.
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{\an8}Teacher, I know the answer.
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{\an8}[buzzes tongue]
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{\an8}I need to take this back
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{\an8}and have a good,
hard look at my life.
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{\an8}Hey, can we talk to you
for a minute?
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{\an8}Uh, yeah, make it quick.
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{\an8}I only got an hour left
on my Peacock free trial.
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{\an8}Dad, you dismissed me
last night,
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{\an8}but we gotta talk to you
about your drinking.
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{\an8}- [sighs]
- It's getting out of control.
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{\an8}You had a blackout.
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{\an8}Mayan, I'm Mexican.
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{\an8}It was a brown-out.
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{\an8}Alcohol is in our blood.
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{\an8}They say my mom drank the whole
time she was pregnant with me.
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{\an8}Word is, I blew a 0.7
in the incubator.
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{\an8}I mean, I just haven't
seen you that drunk
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{\an8}since I was a kid.
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{\an8}You threw up at my middle
school choir performance.
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I wasn't drunk, Mayan.
That was my commentary.
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And if I'm so bad, why did
Chance make me his hero?
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Because he's seven
and has terrible judgment.
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You should be setting
a better example.
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Man, you know what?
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I can't ever do nothing
in this house!
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Don't dismiss this
with your catchphrase.
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You're just jealous
because your catchphrase is,
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"Daaad."
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♪ ♪
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Oh, what's all this?
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Making lunch for your father?
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[sighs] No.
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I'm watering down his liquor.
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I'm just worried Dad's gonna
backslide into his old ways.
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As a vet tech,
you should know
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you can't teach an old dog
new tricks.
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You just gotta put 'em down.
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I mean, I can't imagine
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what all this drinking is doing
to Dad's health.
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His internal organs must look
like chorizo by now.
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Who knows? I mean,
he's never seen a doctor.
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Unless you count the one
from his favorite movie,
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"Boobie Howser Double D."
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That's how we get him
to stop drinking.
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The doctor will say
he's in terrible shape
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and he's gotta cut back.
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Well, good luck.
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I mean, he didn't even go
that time that he threw up
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an entire canary
like a cartoon cat.
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I can't make him go,
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but as CFO of Lop-EZ Movers,
you can.
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Just say it's
for insurance purposes.
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That could work.
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Plus, it's always a good day
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when I get to deceive
your father.
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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I don't know why Rosie's
forcing me to go to the doctor.
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He already said I was healthy
when he told my mom
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I had ten fingers, ten toes,
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and three legs.
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That was 60 years ago.
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Don't you think a few things
might've changed since then?
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Nope.
I still have three legs.
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And enough soda.
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Despite what
your grandmother told you,
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you can't burp up everything
that's wrong with you.
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Lies.
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My Tío Chavo was declared
legally dead
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at Knott's Berry Farm
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until Snoopy poured some 7UP
in his mouth
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and burped him back to life.
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I know you're scared,
so I brought you something
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that'll make you feel better.
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Mayan, I'm a grown-ass man.
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Do you really think a l--
ooh, red.
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Don't worry, Dad.
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No matter what
the doctor tells you,
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even if you have to make
some big lifestyle changes,
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we're gonna face it together.
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Mayan, you can't
trust doctors.
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They make you sick.
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Right now,
I don't have tuberculosis.
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But they're gonna
run some tests,
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and then suddenly,
I'm gonna have tuberculosis.
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So you think that doctors
give you tuberculosis?
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Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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George, is everything okay?
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I just got the results
from my physical.
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Remember, Dad,
we're here for you,
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no matter what.
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I am...
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in perfect health!
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I have been diagnosed
with "in your face" syndrome.
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Normal, normal... excellent?
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How is your liver
not a Craisin?
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I guess I'm so invincible,
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I think I should probably join
the Fantastic Four Lokos.
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I guess your dad is just
one of those people
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who can drink
as much as they want
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without it affecting
their health.
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Like me with cheese.
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I'm so powerful,
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this tequila has started
to taste like water.
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I watered down your liquor.
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What?
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Mayan,
that's a $9 bottle of tequila!
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Because you have
a drinking problem.
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The only problem is,
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you won't let me do it
in peace.
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My drinking hasn't hurt anyone.
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If anything, it's brought
millions of people joy.
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That is true.
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His Ring cam footage
went viral on Nextdoor.
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You know what?
I can't win with you.
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Ever since I moved in,
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I've done everything
that you've asked,
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and it's never enough.
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I'm starting to think
that there's no point
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in even trying.
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Okay, I don't want you
to feel that way.
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You have done a lot.
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I don't need to be
watering down your drinks
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or tricking you
into going to the doctor.
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Wait a minute,
that was a setup?
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You told me
that was for insurance!
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Mayan made me do it.
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I get no joy in deceiving you.
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And I did not know,
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because like Mayan always says,
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the less I know, the better.
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I can't believe
you lied to me, Mayan.
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You're the only person
I ever trusted,
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and now that's gone.
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Come on, Dad,
you don't mean that.
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Am I even really your dad?
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Or have you lied
about that too?
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Okay, where are you going?
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To go get a real drink
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that hasn't been watered down
by my daughter,
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but by a real bartender!
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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Two more.
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You're, uh, still upset
about what Mayan did, huh?
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Course I am.
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She lied to me.
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She thinks I have
a drinking problem.
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You do not have
a problem drinking.
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You just have a problem
sobering up.
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My mom was someone
with a real problem.
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She drank herself so numb.
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She let me go hungry.
I was three years old,
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on the streets looking
for food in dumpsters.
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Ohh.
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So that's why you eat
out of the trash.
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It's comfort food.
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Eventually, child protective
services took me away.
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I never saw my mom again.
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Your mom gave you
trust issues.
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And when Mayan tricked you,
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it brought up
all those feelings.
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You see?
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It's so obvious,
even you get it.
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Maybe you should tell
some of this stuff to Mayan.
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No, man, it's bad enough
I had to grow up around it.
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I don't want her thinking
about all that sad stuff.
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I have to protect her.
I'm her father.
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Or so she says.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, good,
you're home, Grandpa.
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- I'm here!
- Ah!
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Oh, you're screaming?
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You should have seen me
before I disinfected this bed.
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I know you and your...
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hero grandpa
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have slumber parties.
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So I thought maybe
we could have one.
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Slumber parties
are for girls.
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We men have pajama jammy jams.
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Okay.
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Well, what do we do first?
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Burp contest!
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[burps]
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Strong start for me.
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Your turn, Nana.
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Women can't do that.
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Can women fart?
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Absolutely not.
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I guess I'll just
be second banana
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to a gassy gorilla.
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Nana, I know you're jealous,
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but you shouldn't be.
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Grandpa might be my hero,
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but you're
so much more than that.
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You're my angel.
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Thank you, Gordo.
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Angels are God's heroes.
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♪ ♪
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You coming to bed?
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We can have a pajama jammy jam.
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I'm waiting up for my dad.
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Is he still out drinking
with Oscar?
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Yeah.
He left pretty upset.
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You know, maybe he and the guy
at Baskin-Robbins are right.
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I ask for too much.
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Do not blame yourself.
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If they're gonna have
31 flavors,
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you have the right
to taste them all.
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You know,
maybe I shouldn't nitpick
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on the one thing he does wrong
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when he does so much right.
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[ringtone chiming]
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Oh, it's Oscar.
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Hey.
259
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Wait, you're where?
260
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,574
Oh, my God.
261
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,785
Okay, we'll be right over.
262
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,037
My dad just had an accident.
He's in the hospital.
263
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,875
[monitor beeping]
264
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,294
What happened?
265
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:37,173
Wait, did you guys trick me
into seeing another doctor?
266
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,426
No,
you got so drunk at Loba's
267
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,012
that you fell
and busted your head open.
268
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,930
Look, I'm fine, all right?
269
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,517
I'm so healthy,
I'm donating blood.
270
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,811
No, you're getting
a transfusion.
271
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,688
I'm getting blood?
272
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,273
This is it.
273
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,860
This is how I'ma get
the tuberculosis.
274
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,195
Ay. Ay.
275
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,948
We know where this blood
came from.
276
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,825
You're lucky we had a match
in the family.
277
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,869
Thank you, Mayan.
I owe you.
278
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,579
If you ever need
to fail a drug test,
279
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,247
you can have my urine.
280
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,043
I'm not the one you owe.
281
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,128
Hey! There he is!
282
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,088
My blood brother.
283
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,551
I am inside you now.
284
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,097
So I'm part white boy now?
285
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,434
Hey...
286
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,020
you guys wanna play pickleball?
287
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:37,484
Look, Dad, this was a really
scary situation for all of us.
288
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,778
And I hate to push you,
but can't you see
289
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,905
that things have to change
with your drinking?
290
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,406
You're right.
291
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,909
No more tequila.
292
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,410
Now that I'm white...
293
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,621
[Valley Girl voice]
Rosé all day!
294
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,414
Oh, my God!
295
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,624
[coughs]
296
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:56,961
♪ ♪
297
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,925
[upbeat saxophone music]
298
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,301
Okay, nobody likes
doing this,
299
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,178
but we have no choice.
300
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,138
Does everyone have
their letters ready?
301
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,807
Is an intervention
really necessary?
302
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,975
Can't we just find your father
a girlfriend
303
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,269
and make this all her problem?
304
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,856
Dad's sensitive
about his drinking.
305
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,819
So let's approach him
in a calm, gentle manner.
306
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,447
What the hell are you doing,
you stubborn old fool?
307
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,409
Making up for lost time.
308
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,369
They didn't have beer
at the hospital.
309
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,998
Your drinking put you
in the hospital.
310
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,792
You're in total denial,
311
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,294
so we're holding
an intervention.
312
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,589
[clears throat]
George.
313
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,342
Your drinking cost us
our marriage.
314
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,094
My drinking is why we got
married in the first place--
315
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,596
Stop it.
316
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,348
See?
I even wrote down "stop it"
317
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,392
'cause I knew you'd
say something stupid.
318
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:57,731
For years, I wanted you
out of my life.
319
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,776
But now...
320
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,403
I want you to stay.
321
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,282
We're a family again.
322
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,826
But that can't happen
323
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,578
if you keep going like this.
324
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,626
George,
325
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,587
mi sangre...
326
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,801
We've come a long way
since you moved in,
327
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,387
and I'm now closer to you
328
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,849
than I am with my own father.
329
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:36,394
And when you drink
and you make bad choices,
330
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,563
it makes my blood--
331
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,315
our blood...
332
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,280
Boil.
333
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,871
[sniffles]
334
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,623
Dad,
335
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:01,670
having you in my life
has been the greatest gift.
336
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:06,841
And I'm so grateful that you've
done everything I've asked.
337
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,386
But this is the most
important thing
338
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,305
I'm ever gonna ask you to do.
339
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:19,771
I can't stand by and watch you
drink yourself to death.
340
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:24,275
I lost you once before,
and I can't lose you again.
341
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,278
Oh, come on, Mayan.
Come on.
342
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,823
You don't have to be worried.
I'm--
343
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,617
I'm just a regular guy
344
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,453
who enjoys a few beers.
I don't have a problem.
345
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,583
Orale!
346
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,173
I'm George Lopez!
347
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,893
[Valley Girl voice]
Oh, my God!
348
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,651
Chance, what are you doing?
349
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,821
[normal voice] Practicing
for my hero presentation.
350
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,367
[as George] Let me tell you
about a day in the life
351
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,620
of a hero like me.
352
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:21,833
I wake up at 7:00
and crack open a beer.
353
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:26,629
Then I notice that I have
a cool new bruise.
354
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,424
Whoa!
Where did that come from?
355
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,429
And then I shrug
and go back to sleep
356
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:37,432
because thinking is hard.
357
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:44,272
[snoring]
358
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:47,567
Uh-oh! It's noon.
359
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,237
Time to cough in the bathroom
for ten minutes,
360
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:56,284
then have another beer
for lunch.
361
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,246
Is that really
how you see me, Gordo?
362
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,706
Yeah.
363
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,751
You're a cool 85-year-old
who does what he wants.
364
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,218
You're my hero.
365
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,136
No, I'm not, Gordo.
366
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,472
A hero...
367
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,892
sets a better example
for a kid.
368
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,561
All right.
369
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,149
But don't tell my teacher that,
370
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:32,529
'cause I'm one gold star away
from a personal pan pizza.
371
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,787
I, uh...
372
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,333
I used to, uh,
373
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,919
drink to forget
374
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,547
'cause I was all alone.
375
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:55,176
[choked up] I didn't know
what a family was or meant.
376
00:18:55,176 --> 00:19:01,182
And I never thought I would.
But now that I do...
377
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,226
I wanna remember every moment.
378
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,520
So...
379
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,689
I don't want this anymore, Mayan.
380
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:19,367
I told you this intervention
was a good idea.
381
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:24,831
♪ ♪
382
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,293
Seriously?
383
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,128
Mayan, it's just root beer.
384
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,755
It tastes like ass.
385
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,052
But it's got
the word "beer" in it.
386
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,679
Baby steps.
387
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,349
I don't expect getting sober
to be easy for you.
388
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,142
Yeah, Mayan,
but I gotta try--
389
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,644
for you, for Chance.
390
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,147
What about Quinten and Mom?
391
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,815
For Churro.
392
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,525
[Churro barks]
393
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,782
You know, I missed ten years
of your life, Mayan.
394
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,534
I'm not gonna miss
one day more.
395
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,952
I love you, Dad.
396
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,704
I love you too, Mayan.
397
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,831
But I'm gonna need your help.
398
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,834
Well, like I said
at the doctor's office,
399
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,711
whatever happens,
we'll face it together.
400
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,213
No, I need your help
401
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,173
getting my finger out
of this root beer bottle.
402
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,716
- Oh.
- It's stuck.
403
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,051
- Now pull it.
- Okay.
404
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,678
- Pull it, Mayan.
- Just let me--I'm twisting.
405
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:20,720
- Lefty loosey--
- Ay!
406
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,097
- Okay!
- Ow!
407
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:26,434
♪ ♪
408
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,396
Hey, how did your first
AA meeting go?
409
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,439
Great, they have
free coffee and donuts
410
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,149
and this hot lady
that crashed her car.
411
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:36,903
I'm gonna hit that like she hit
the side of that Walmart.
412
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:42,117
The unsuspecting girlfriend
we've all been waiting for.
413
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,745
I invited my new sponsor
to the house.
414
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,497
He's gonna help keep me
on the right track.
415
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,749
You're gonna love him.
His name is Calvin.
416
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,214
- [speaking Spanish]
- 'Sup?
417
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,716
Didn't I tell you?
418
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,426
{\an8}Look, no more gin and juice
for me.
419
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,635
{\an8}I'm on that California,
you know,
420
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,053
{\an8}sober life now, you dig?
421
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,430
{\an8}Yeah.
422
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,889
{\an8}But, um, I was wondering
423
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,100
{\an8}if you wanted to go
in your truck,
424
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,476
{\an8}smoke a lil' weed.
425
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:13,064
{\an8}It's perfect.
It's only 12 steps away.
426
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,026
{\an8}Dad!
427
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,193
{\an8}Whoa, she said it
428
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,903
{\an8}just like you said
she was gonna say it!
429
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,196
{\an8}both: Daaad!
430
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,948
{\an8}[laughter]
431
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,618
{\an8}[as George]
I can never do nothing!
432
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,954
{\an8}♪ ♪
433
00:21:28,004 --> 00:21:32,554
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