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Hello.

Oliver.

Ahem.

Um...

No.

Well, it's delayed.

Yeah. What are you up to?

You're writing already? Oliver, the deal's not Officially closed yet.

Andrew's still talking To the business affairs People.

They're not even sure If they're gonna let me Direct it yet.

I know. I'm excited, too.

Oliver, I'm Gonna call you back.

Aw, man, This is weird.

How long's it been?

Oh, I don't know. 3, 4 years?

5 years. 5 years Since I went to l.A.

Thank you.

Wow. Thanks.

I tried calling you Last year, actually.

But the number...Uh, Some guy answered.

And then I got really busy With the movie,

And before I knew it, A year had passed.

I thought I might see you At the premiere.

I couldn't get out. I was working on my thesis.

I saw it, though, twice.

And it was good, dawson.

Thanks.

So, what brings you To town?

My mom got remarried.

Really? That's great.

Yeah. I just came to town For the wedding.

And how's lily doing?

Starts first grade In the fall.

Wow! Time flies.

Sure does.

Joey, can I tell you Something?

Sure.

I think about you a lot,

Which is weird Because we don't talk ever.

I'm wondering if running Into you is some kind of sign.

I have to go back to l.A.,

But I might be able To reschedule a couple things

And maybe stay here A few more days.

Oh.

Hello.

Hey! How was your flight?

Oh. Well, I'm having a drink.

With an old friend.

Give me 5 minutes?

Bye.

Ahem.

Who was that?

My boyfriend.

Oh.

My fiance, actually.

He just got in From new york.

Wow, th--th-- I didn't know. It's--

It's great. It's, uh--

I mean, seriously, That's really great.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

So, who is this guy? What's--what's he do?

He's an attorney.

Never pictured you Ending up with a lawyer.

He's an environmental Rights attorney.

Of course he is.

So how 'bout you? Are you seeing anybody?

I was. Um...

An actress for a while, And it didn't work out.

Well, I should Probably get going.

Ok.

Um...It was really nice Seeing you, dawson.

Hey, you, too.

Give me a call the next time You're in town.

You bet.

Bye.

Dawson.

Yeah.

I'm gonna Say something.

You and me, We had our shot.

And you blew it.

So I moved on.

And you Might wanna get on With your life, too,

Because...I mean, This is getting sad And ridiculous.

I just thought that You should know that.

Take care.

Are you absolutely, Positively sure

I can't whisk you off To l.A. And save you

From a summer Of unnatural fibers?

And what would a simple country Gal like myself even do in l.A.?

Well, there's always Fred segal.

Who's that? Not who, joey, What.

And the answer is Heaven on earth.

Look, audrey, I appreciate the offer,

But I'm committed to capeside For the summer.

Committed being The operative word.

All right, I will accept That, miss potter.

But know that when we Meet again and we will,

I hope you're not the Same dull, bookish prude

That I met at the Beginning of the year.

Because it took me Months to crack you,

And I just don't know If I have the energy To do it again.

Well, I will try not to undo All of your hard work.

Thank you.

Hey, ladies.

What are you doing here?

Why do you look like One of the village people?

It's a long story.

Audrey.

Dickhead.

I'll be in the car.

Ever the actress, That one.

Pacey, why don't you Just go talk to her?

She's leaving tomorrow.

Believe me, jo, I have tried so many times,

I'm this close to breaking Some sort of anti-stalking law.

Sounds like It's high time

For one of those grand Romantic gestures of yours.

Well, I hate to break it to you, But I think I'm fresh out.

It's what happens to a guy When he loses his job,

His girlfriend, And his self-esteem In a matter of weeks.

Still doesn't explain The rent-a-cop garb.

Didn't you know?

I'm capeside yacht club's Newest security guard.

Here to protect you, madam. No need to salute.

So, looks like we're both Stuck here for the summer.

See you tomorrow.

Can you say dawson?

I know, I know.

Can you say dawson? Come here.

Daw...Son. Dawson.

Come on, noun, Verb, sentence.

It's a piece Of cake. What's The matter?

Well, maybe she just doesn't Have anything to say.

A leery without Something to say?

I don't buy it For a second.

I don't want to miss Her first word.

I know, honey.

You can't be around For everything, you know.

I know, I just feel...

Guilty? Don't you dare.

You have been a miracle This year, dawson.

My miracle. I'm not Gonna let you forget that.

Yeah, I'm pretty cool, Aren't I?

The coolest.

So have you, um, said Good-bye to joey yet?

We're having dinner Tonight.

And?

And that's...All The information you're Gonna get out of me.

Aw, come on, honey. Is it a date?

Hardly. Audrey's coming.

Which, you know, Not that it matters.

There's nothing left To say, anyway.

A leery with nothing to say?

I don't buy it for a second.

Yeah.

What is up, slut?

Hmm, not much, big homo. I've got some news.

Really, Really big news.

All right, spill it.

4 cs and a "D."

Whoo!

Congratulations to you!

Oh, I'm so proud.

Thanks. I know. I'm so happy to be,

You know, totally And completely mediocre.

Costa rica, Here we come.

Yeah. Now, you're sure You really want to do this?

Are you sure You really wanna do this?

There's nothing That's gonna keep me Off that plane.

I just wanna make sure You're not gonna hold it Against me in 10 years.

You're asking if I'm sure I wanna pass up the opportunity

To spend the summer With a couple of chilly, Dysfunctional w.A.S.P.S

In favor of a grand adventure With my very best friend In the whole wide world?

Yeah. Yeah, that. Get out. You make me sick.

All right, I'll see ya.

Oh. Got this For you.

moby dick?

Yeah. Yeah. It's a long flight.

I figured you'd need Something to read.

But I like to chat. I know, and I like to sleep,

Hence the oversized Volume you now Hold in your hands.

I'll see ya.

Uh, all right, Friends and neighbors,

This is jen lindley, And I'm signing off For the summer.

Uh, but it's been a blast.

I've really enjoyed Sharing the music that I like

And having This opportunity to vent,

So, I guess what I'm trying To say is thank you all For listening,

And I'll catch you On the flip side.

That was Not half-bad, dawson.

I was expecting A way more disgusting Culinary experience.

Well, thank you. I'll have to pass it On to my mom.

Ok, well... I'm gonna go.

Where?

To that little Charming indie Record store over there.

I'm gonna stock up On cds for the flight.

And if they fail to take My mind off the flying,

You might have to Punch me in the face Tomorrow, dawson.

I am but your humble Servant, audrey.

Cool. And besides, If I know you two,

There are things to be said, Bittersweetness to be had,

Things requiring alone time And nature and whatnot.

Jo, do me a favor. What's that?

Promise me you'll Never marry a lawyer.

What?

Just promise.

Well, what if he Happens to be a lawyer

Who uses his powers For good?

He's a tireless crusader For children

Or the environment perhaps.

What?

Uh, nothing. Let's-- Never mind.

Let's just change The subject entirely.

Um...

Do you know What's funny?

What?

Last year at this time,

Saying good-bye was So epic and dramatic,

And it felt like We were never gonna See each other again.

Little did you know I'd be showing up at Your door 3 months later.

You ever regret it?

Not for a single second.

Do you?

Not at all.

Opening my door that morning, Seeing you there,

Something I'll never forget.

Dawson.

Yeah.

Why'd you come all The way to florida?

I don't think You wanna hear it, jo.

Dawson, For as long as I live,

I'll never not Want to hear something

That you want to say.

I went down to florida To tell you that I love you.

See?

That's not what You wanted to hear, is it?

Why didn't you Say something?

By the time I got down there,

It was pretty obvious That you'd moved on.

I wasn't about to ask you To drop everything

Just because I'd finally seen the light.

I mean that It wouldn't have been fair.

Well, W-when did things...

That they changed For you?

There was a moment.

It was Lily's birthday party.

And I opened your gift, That book of sketches.

And I just sat there

Looking at this incredible Reflection of who you are,

And I Just realized I hate it When you're not around.

Dawson, how do you know

That I'm not just this Security blanket for you?

You know, something that You'll keep coming back to

Whenever the world Gets scary?

It's not the world I'm scared of, jo.

I'm sorry, dawson.

I can't do this.

When I am 3,000 miles Away trying on shoes At fred segal,

You will miss me, And you'll wish

That you had filled me In on the details.

Audrey, there Are no details.

Ok, who are you gonna Unburden your soul to If not to me?

Nobody, that's who,

And that is not good For your complexion, Joey.

Not good For your complexion,

It's not good For your soul If you even have one.

Audrey. Joey.

Audrey.

I'm going to say something To you right now

That I've never said To you before,

Something that comes Completely from a place

Of love, understanding, And respect

For all the joy that You brought to my life This past year.

Oh, buddy.

I don't want To talk about it.

You are so cher From moonstruck Right now.

That's ok.

Help, please?

Oh.

You want me to leave You two alone again?

I don't think That'll be necessary.

Ok. Ok, This is it.

Hug me quick.

Tell your sister I said thank you.

I will. Don't say anything.

Who's talking?

'cause anything That you say

Will just ruin it. Ruin what?

The best year Of my life.

Ok. Ok.

Have a great summer.

You, too.

Hey, could you guys Turn that down A little bit?

Witter?

Brecher.

God! It is so good To see you.

Yeah. It's good To see you, too.

Hey, laurie, this Is my friend pacey.

Nice to meet ya.

What?

It's glory, You idiot.

Glory. Sorry.

I'm gonna Take a shower.

Funny thing, danny, -but laurie/ -glory

Doesn't look anything Like your wife.

Yeah. The wife and I,

We didn't make it. She dumped my ass.

What, I can only ignore This outfit so long.

What gives?

This is my summer job, Danny.

'cause once you bailed On civilization,

It kinda folded, So I had to quit.

Oh, I'm sensing A little resentment.

I'm sorry, kid, but I never Promised you a rose garden.

Hey, look, is there something You wanna say to me?

You're giving me that Disillusioned protege look. I hate it.

Hey, if the shoe fits, right?

Pacey, hey.

You and me...

We are cut From the same cloth.

We're both These chronic screw-ups.

You see, that's why The restaurant world Works for us.

You never have to grow up.

You never have to conform.

How cool is that?

See, I look at you, And I see myself 15 years ago.

You've got a great future Ahead of you, kid.

So you're telling me If I play my cards right,

I get to end up Just like you, huh?

Danny?

Duty calls, but, uh, looks Like I'll be seeing you around.

Come hug me.

I'm coming, baby.

Come on, jen.

Go, go, go, go. Sorry. Sorry.

Oh! Ticket. Ticket.

Now, go, go, go.

Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.

You run as fast As my grandmother.

Come on.

Oh...Well, good news Is we're not late.

Told you we weren't Gonna be bored.

Hi!

Is it possible that we've Just run out of things To say to each other?

That's Entirely possible.

No. Way. This is not happening.

What? What? What's not happening?

Unbelievable.

What?

Ok, who's hungry? Uh, not you. Let's go.

Come on, guys.

What? Come on.

Hey! Hey.

This is a pretty Big coincidence.

Yeah. What are the chances?

So, what are you-- You going somewhere?

Mm-hmm. Costa rica With my friend jen.

Oh. Cool.

Yeah.

Uh, you?

Oh, yeah. I just-- I went home For the summer,

Saw my folks.

Turned around And came right back?

Yeah. Yeah, you know, I had all these, uh,

These grand plans, You know.

I was actually gonna Tell 'em and...Just,

You know, it's never Really felt like the Right time, you know.

Yeah. Yeah, It, uh, never is.

So, I'm actually Gonna hang out here For the summer.

I'm gonna get a job, Take some classes, Or...

What about you?

Uh, costa rica with jen.

Oh.

That is if our flight Doesn't get canceled.

It's delayed, huh?

Yeah. We could be here For a while.

Well, you know, I don't have To be anywhere.

If you want, I Could wait with you.

No. Naw, it's all right. It's ok.

My friends, they're Just, uh, back there.

Oh. Right.

Ok.

Um, well, it was Great to see you, Jack.

Have a--have A great trip, man.

Thanks. It's good seeing you

Yeah, you, too.

Good. I'm glad You're back.

Did audrey Get off ok?

Yeah. She says thanks. Can I take the truck?

Sure, but you're not Taking my groceries with it.

Fine, but I don't know What kind of an impression I'm going to make

On the new management if I'm late my first day back.

I thought you weren't Starting until next week.

Oh, why delay The inevitable?

Do you realize it's Almost memorial day?

Of course.

And the tourists Are gonna arrive.

Tourists at work. Tourists at home.

You don't have to work At the yacht club, you know.

What, find another job?

Nah. At least this way It's official.

Joey potter, back Where she started from.

It's nice to see College hasn't squashed Your inner drama queen.

Can I go now?

Yes. Get out of here.

Oh, did you Bring in the mail?

No. Can you?

No. I'm late.

I'm sorry.

Oh, de--oh. Dawson.

Wh--are you leaving Today as well?

Yeah.

Oh, well, I...

Well, I guess I've been found out.

Uh, we're taking The 6:45 to las vegas.

Ok.

Don't you dare tell jennifer.

I--I think these little Getaways are much more fun

If they're done on the sly.

Your secret's safe With me.

Good.

Well, I guess We should be going.

Hugs, hmm?

You have a good summer, Dawson. You've earned it.

Thank you. I thank you...

Again so much For everything, For taking me in--

No. Thank you for making My granddaughter happy.

They're still here. Their flight got delayed.

No, no, no, no. We've said our good-byes.

And besides, I--

I would hate for her To think I was doing The grams thing,

Trying to get her To change her mind.

About what?

Her parents, of course.

What? What's wrong?

Relax, would you? I can't just drop by?

No.

Look, bess, I'm sorry If I seem short with you This afternoon.

It's just...This place, Being back.

I know. Not that It's any of my business.

It's not? No.

You're an adult now, Joey.

Officially.

It's not the same here Without you, you know.

I know.

And you're Not the same.

I know You think you are, But you're not.

You even Look different.

Here. I'll show you.

You were gonna go To france, remember?

You were giving me All that grief About going to see dad.

I remember.

You went to the post office And you got the form.

You had your picture taken.

Yeah, but I never sent it in.

I did. If you Came back this summer

Because you think we need you,

Well, we don't.

Wow.

You don't have any other Magic tricks in that bag Of yours, do you?

Well, as a matter Of fact...

What's this?

Guess you'll have to Open it to find out.

What you're saying is after Everything that's happened,

We're not still friends?

Yeah, we're friends.

Of course we're friends.

We're always Gonna be friends.

But right now, It feels like that's Part of the problem.

Me being honest With you is a problem?

Yeah. What-- You know what?

If it involves me Having to go see My parents, yes, it is.

I'm sorry, jen, I don't accept that.

Can you please Let this slide?

I can't. Yes, you can.

No, I can't, Because I love you And care about you,

I know that you really want To work things out With your parents.

I know this Because you told me.

Great, so now The things that I said

When we were together are Gonna be used against me.

I know what they did Hurt you.

All right, but I also know

You're never gonna grow up Unless you face this thing

And you face it head on.

I agree with you. I do.

Then you're going.

No. I'm not.

Not everybody is as Strong as you, dawson.

Not everybody can rise To the occasion

And do the right thing All the time.

Maybe some of us Are just screwed up

And there's really Nothing to do about it.

You don't Really believe that.

Maybe I do, Maybe I don't.

Does it Really matter?

It matters to me.

All right, look, Just do me a favor.

Lie and tell me That you'll think about it.

I'll think about it.

So, what's the verdict?

Is he any more gay than The last time you saw him?

Very funny.

He, uh, tried To tell his parents.

He tried.

It's a hard thing To do, you know.

I know.

I wasn't Very helpful.

Is that your job To be helpful?

It's my job To be nice.

You are nice.

Yeah? How can you tell?

Because you've obviously Been sitting here Trying to figure out

How to help somebody Who hasn't been Very nice to you.

Yeah, you're right.

I mean, It's just crazy.

You know, it's weird To see somebody

Go through The exact same thing That I went through.

And not doing anything To help them.

What do you want me To do, jen?

When somebody's that confused And messed up, you just...

Have to be their friend.

He wouldn't Appreciate it, you know?

I know.

And it'd be a waste Of an entire summer.

Plus you'd be Totally bailing on me.

Egregiously bailing.

Unforgivably bailing.

Yeah, except That I'd forgive you.

Ahh...

How stupid is this?

Very.

You could come. Can't.

Could. Won't.

Ok, you should go.

Go and help someone.

That way maybe our year Won't be a total wash.

What about you?

I don't know.

Maybe it's time I go help myself.

I know you. How do I know you?

You fired me.

Well, I've fired A lot of people, kid.

What was your offense?

I spilled some coffee On the set of damage, inc.

Oh, I remember you, The moralistic film student.

You were annoying.

Thanks.

Still in film school?

Nope. I went back home After that, actually.

Aw, poor baby.

Did I crap all over Your hollywood dreams?

Not nearly as much

As the critics crapped All over your movie.

You've still got balls, kid.

Believe it or not, That little speech you gave me

Kept me up a night or two.

Really? Sure.

Still, you're Pretty opinionated

For somebody's Who's not even in the game.

That's me, the Moralistic film student.

Where are you off to?

Back to l.A. Actually.

Give me a call When you get there.

I might wanna watch one of Those little movies you make.

That is if you don't chicken out And run scared this time.

Hey.

May I?

Yeah, but you really Don't want to get too close.

Head lice?

No.

I seem to have fallen victim To the capeside disease.

And what is that Exactly?

Feeling trapped,

Feeling sorry for yourself, Sort of general inability To see the future.

You mean Being a teenager.

You know what, pace?

And don't take this The wrong way,

But, well, Despite your pension For sugar-coated cereals

And saturday morning Cartoons,

You may be the most Adult person I know.

You never look back, Do you?

Why would you look back? The future's out there.

And whatever it is, It's gonna be great.

You really believe that?

Sure, I do.

Just not for yourself? Come again?

Pace, you're pigheaded,

And don't bother Trying to contradict me

Because I've earned the right To say these things.

Pacey, you need to believe In yourself more.

Ok, point taken.

You miss her, don't you?

Audrey?

I don't really think That's an appropriate Conversation

For last year's Class couple To have, do you?

Fine, but I miss her.

She changed my life, You know.

Yeah, I know.

Of course, There's always The other option.

Hmm?

That you changed it.

Fine. I guess I did.

I guess you did.

And although I have no idea

What was in that letter You were just reading,

I have This funny feeling

You were sitting here, In true joey fashion,

Wishing that You could unchange it.

No, I don't.

Let's go. Go where?

We're not just Gonna sit here. We're gonna go.

And I would ask again, Go where?

You want her back, Don't you?

Well?

Jo, it's a little late For all that, Don't you think?

We're gonna go to the airport, We're gonna find them,

We're gonna say Everything that we really Want to say to them.

We would do that because... Because we can. Come on.

Oh, no. They're boarding.

Aw, damn it!

Well, I guess We screwed the pooch On this one.

No. No, We didn't yet.

They're not gonna Let us through Without a ticket.

I'll go buy one.

Does this dawson character Really mean that much to you?

Ok, I'm just kiddin'.

I'll go buy the ticket And stop audrey.

You know what? I'm on such thin ice With this whole thing

That if I want To make this overture,

I should at least Be present for it.

You go buy your ticket, And I have another idea.

Ok, good luck.

I'll see you. Bye.

But I don't want To fly first-class.

What is it, anyway?

It's a hot towel. I hate the hot towel.

It's hot.

I'd be much more comfortable On coach with my people.

As I've explained Countless times, Little miss,

There are no Coach tickets available.

Zero. And if you want To get to new york now,

I suggest You take this ticket.

Fine.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

It's complicated. Um...

I thought you Were going to costa rica.

I was. Now I'm not.

Thanks to your friend And mine, and something Tells me it probably

Has something to do With why you're standing In line right now.

Mmm-maybe.

There's so much That I want to say that I'm sorry for this year,

But there's no time, And I--

Give me a hug. Ok.

Have a great summer.

Thanks. You, too.

I love you, jo.

I love you, too.

Ok, do you remember How I asked you

If you'd mind Punching me in the face?

Yeah. Could you?

When we're seated, I promise.

Ok. Ok.

Blue star airlines Paging los angeles passenger Audrey liddell.

Please pick up The white courtesy phone.

Audrey liddell, please pick up The white courtesy phone.

Don't you dare get on The plane without me.

Hello. Audrey liddell Speaking.

Audrey. Pacey?

Hey, it's me.

Well, what do you Have to say for yourself?

I'm sorry, audrey.

That's just not Good enough, pacey.

Maybe it's not, but we'll Never know if you get On that plane.

Ok.

Ok, so, come on And meet me downstairs. We'll talk.

That's it?

That is your pitch-- "Meet me downstairs, And we will talk"?!

God! You are A lazy romantic, pacey!

Audrey?

Hey, do you think

You could let me use That intercom thing For just a sec?

No way, fella. This here's some Serious business.

My entire romantic future Is hanging in the balance here.

There is this girl, This amazing girl,

And she's Getting on a plane.

I've got to stop her From getting on that plane.

Buy a ticket, Stop her at the gate.

I don't have enough money To buy a ticket, ok?

How much do you have?

Audrey, it's me.

Look, I don't know If you can hear me right now,

But if you can, please Don't get on that plane.

If you do get on the plane, That's fine.

All you're gonna do Is make me drive across Country and hang out

In front of your parents' Mansion until you'll Talk to me.

Because I have to tell you

That I am really truly sorry For everything,

And I'm sorry that I wasn't completely Truthful with you,

And I'm sorry For my predilection for The company of older women.

It's just that...

This has been a really Strange year for me, audrey,

'cause while the rest Of you guys were off doin' The whole college thing,

I was just doin' my best To stay afloat,

And, believe me, nobody's Handin' out road maps For the road less traveled.

You just kinda gotta Get on and start drivin'.

But, ultimately, The only thing

That I want to take away From this year,

And the only thing that I'm gonna remember is you

Because you are Amazing, audrey,

And you came along At a time

When I thought All the big loves Of my life were behind me,

And you just Rocked my world.

And I know that you and I Don't actually even know Each other that well yet,

But...

I'm sure that I could live without you,

I'm just not sure That I want to, audrey,

So...That's it.

Uh...That's it. That's my pitch.

So peace out, everybody. Free the west memphis three.

Finally.

What can I do for you?

I need a ticket. To where?

As long as it's Fully refundable.

You have to pick A destination.

You pick it. No, you.

Ok, uh...Milwaukee.

Well, that's boring.

Ok. Paris, then. Give me a ticket to paris.

Ooh, lovely.

We have a special This week.

Great. Perfect. Just print that up.

Hey, dickhead.

So now what?

Now we drive to california, Stopping only for food and sex.

What about the world's Biggest ball of yarn?

Could we stop for that?

Whatever you wanna do, baby.

And what if some sexy...

Old broad hits on you Along the way?

I kick her to the curb.

You are very lucky, Pacey.

I know.

But why?

'cause I kinda love you.

Only kinda?

We have a long way To california, ok? We'll work on it.

Ok.

Thank you.

Let me get your bags.

Let me get that one For you.

Thanks.

Ok. Hey, by the way,

You wouldn't happen to Have any money for gas, Would you?

Dawson.

What are you doing here?

Why are you Saying good-bye to me?

What happened to you? When did you Become the fatalist?

Right about the same time I went to kiss you

And you turned your head like You were on a bad blind date.

I was scared.

Of what?

Of going backwards, Of never growing up.

That's what I represent to you?

No, not you. Us.

I started this year Thinking that I had To say good-bye to you,

But I was wrong.

Dawson, you're A huge part of my life--

Past, present, And future--

And I have to start Getting used to that

Because...

You make my life better, Not worse.

Then come with me.

Right now. Come with me, jo.

I can't.

I won't.

Going to california is Your journey, not mine.

And if we really Mean to each other

What we say we mean To each other,

Then...There's nothing To worry about.

Everything will work itself out, I guarantee it.

Besides,

I think I finally Figured out what That kiss meant.

Care to share?

Damn it.

What?

Damn it.

What?

Damn it. You have This annoying habit

Of making me not Want to get on planes.

You're gonna get On this plane, dawson,

And you're gonna Go make movies.

'cause That's your dream,

And you're gonna be good To everyone you meet Along the way

Because that's who you are.

And if You ever get lost, You remember.

What?

I love you, too.

Sir?

Sir, will you be flying With us today or what?

Yes, he'll be flying With you.

Go on, rain man.

Your life awaits.

Yours too, you know.

Thanks.

Hello, luv.

Hi.

Comin' or goin'?

Uh, hard to say, really.

What are you, A model, actress?

No. I'm a student.

What do you do?

I'm a filmmaker.

Really? Anything I might have ever seen?

Uh, damage inc.?

Oh, yeah. I saw that Opening night.

Oh, what did you think? Kinda sucked.

Da-da.

"Da-da"?

Daddy. There. Oh.

Da-da.

You said, "Da-da."

Da-da.

No. Ha ha ha!

Wait! Wait. No.

You ok?

Yes.

No. No, not really.

I have this problem I hate it With a passion.

If I grab your arm At some point During the flight

And ask you to explain Some creepy airplane noise,

Please don't hold it Against me.

Not a problem.

You know what?

It's gonna be ok.

Everything's Gonna be ok.

Fully refundable, Right?

You bet. It's a shame You can't use this.

Paris is supposed To be amazing In the spring.

Yeah. That's what I hear.