All language subtitles for Dawsons Creek S05E11 Something Wild 1080p NF WEB-DL DDP5 1 x264-alfaHD (1)_track3_[eng]

Is that the mail?

No, Joey. Your grades
haven't come yet.

Believe me, grades
are the furthest thing
from my mind right now.

You can stop with
the nonchalant attitude.

I know it's driving
you crazy.

Actually, something else
is driving me crazy.

Do you want
to talk about it?

Bess,

stop bugging me.

I was talking about
Dawson and Jen.

Thank you so much
for the reminder, Bess.

Now if you don't mind,

I would like to get back
to enjoying my vacation.

You should enjoy
your vacation,

so why don't you get off the
sofa and go do something fun?

Just because
I'm not in Daytona,

participating in some
wet t-shirt contest,

doesn't mean I'm not
having any fun.

Come on, Joey.

When's the last time
you did something wild?

I'm wild
quite frequently.

Letting your hair air-dry
doesn't count.

I'll run with the
scissors later, okay?

Isn't there someone
you can call?

Maybe I'll call
Dawson and Jen.

Maybe not.

Hey.

Hey.

I love this place.
the Potter B&B.

It seems like just yesterday

I was dancing in the kitchen
with Frederick Fricke.

Aren't you supposed to
be dancing in the kitchen

with Danny Brecher?

No, I had to come into town
and pick something up.

How's the vacation going?

Behold the human vegetable.

Actually, I'm having
a wonderful time.

I'm reading,

relaxing,
watching TV,

and totally and completely
enjoying myself.

Well, that's good to hear.
I just dropped by

to see if you wanted a ride
back to Boston,

but I will see you there.

You're going back
to Boston?

Yeah, I'm leaving
right now.

Bye, Bess. I've had
a wonderful time.

Thank you for everything.
I love you.

Give Alexander
a big kiss for me.

Come on.

Check this out.

You have got to take
this class, Dawson.

Um, "

a Colloquium in the Dynastic
Rule in Hollywood."

You really want me to enroll in
this local college, don't you?

It sounds like they have
an amazing film program,

and I think that you'd
probably get a lot out of it.

Okay. Well, I'll think
about it later.

I just want to savor the
significance of this moment.

This is the first time I've
actually brought a girl home.

Well, I'd hate to ruin
the moment for you,

but I think that I'm actually
going through a rite of
passage here, too.

This is the first time
that I've been brought home.

Really?

Yeah, usually I get
brought to a motel.

We've already done that.

Yes, we have.

If you want to do it again,
you just let me know.

Why, Dawson Leery, I am shocked

at your presumptuousness.

You know, you might not
want to do Grams

while you're running
your hand on my thigh,

'cause it's just
a little, uh...

I'm sorry.

Of course he ended up with her.

I mean, Jen's spontaneous
and wild.

In the end, guys always end up
with the wild girl.

I could see it on his face
the first time he saw her
get out of that taxi.

You're really gonna have
to get past this, Jo.

I'm past it.
I'm totally past it.

In fact, I rarely even
think about them, Pace.

Oh, they just happened to be
on your mind right now.

No, actually,
I was wondering

whether or not
this car is yours.

It is, indeed.

All 289 horses.

Where did you get
all of these horses?

You know, I actually have
something much more interesting

to talk to you about.
it just so happens

that there's an opening
for a waitress at Civilization.

Interested?

Surely you don't think
there's a chance in hell

that I'd once again
serve food to hungry people.

All I know is that with
your qualifications,

Brecher would love you.

Yeah, and after the
recommendation I'd get
from Mrs. Valentine,

the food and beverage industry
would not be a career option.

Hey, speakin' of...

Check your grades
lately?

Not yet.

Really? You seem pretty carefree
about the whole thing, Jo.

Well, that's me.

When it comes to grades,
I'm all about the carefree.

So, you're freakin' out.

No, Pace.

Sorry to disappoint you,
but I've changed.

Oh, really?

I mean, I took my tests,
I did my best,

and there's nothing more
I can do, so I'm moving on.

Tell me honestly

you're not going to run
to the Bursar's office

as soon as you get home
to check on your grades.

You know, there's
a fundamental difference
between having a thought

and actually acting
upon it.

This is true, and there's also
a fundamental difference

between saying that
you're gonna change

and actually doing it.

I can't get out.

I got it.

Thanks.

Dawson, what did your mom say

when you told her about us?

Nothing, really.

I foresee strangeness
on the horizon.

It can't be as bad as the
dinner from hell. Right?

But she's gonna know
why we were so late.

How could she
possibly know?

Ah, you made it.

-Hey.

Oh, I was starting
to get worried.

Yeah, well,

we stopped
for a little while.

-To get gas.
-To rest...

And we got some gas.

Then we rested
a little bit.

Uh, honey?

Yeah.

Your, uh, t-shirt,

it's on inside-out.

Let's, uh,
let's eat then.

I'm just
a hungry, hungry girl

who's traveled
a long way today.

So, what are you gonna do
in this place

all by yourself
for several days?

I'm going to enjoy having
my room all to myself.

Joey?!

Audrey.

Hey!

Did you miss me?

Audrey, what are you
doing here?

Oh, well,
I got in last night.

God, I am so glad
to see you.

Ok, this place is deserted.

There's no one around,
and I'm starving.

Did you ever consider maybe
going to a restaurant?

There are a couple of
those here in Boston.

And eat by myself? Please.

I thought you were with
your parents in Telluride.

Yeah, we were.

But we had this big fight
about money,

and they even suggested
I get rental boots.

Can you believe that?

Well, what's wrong
with rental boots?

Hard to coordinate
with a hot-pink bunny suit.

Oh, and get this,

I can't give my
campus tours anymore.

Apparently some woman complained

because I was
hitting on her son.

How was I supposed to know
he was in high school?

I don't know, you guys.

Looks like I might
have to get a job.

What?

I am so perfect for this job.

I'm basically just
gonna have dinner

with lots of fun,
new people every night.

No, the job is to bring
them dinner, not date them.

Ok, I know that,
but--

people want
a little personality

with their dining
experience.

People want good food,
professionally served.

I love the way everything
comes on a "bed of"

or "drizzled" with something.
It's so thrilling.

Listen, um,
"grilled foie gras,

drizzled with a mango sauterne
reduction sauce."

I can so sell that.

What the hell
is foie gras?

It's fattened duck liver.

Ew, that's just wrong.

Oh, you wouldn't say that
if you tried it.

Trust me,
it would blow your mind.

Tell me something,
does this sort of thing

usually work with the ladies?

What sort of thing?

The "if I'm this
passionate about

the sensual art
of cooking,

imagine how good
I am in bed" thing?

-Mm-hmm.
-Hmm.

Imagine how good you'd do if
you actually trimmed your nails.

Well, I'm a busy guy.

Hey, you were the one
who was talking about
professionalism, buddy.

Hey, Witter. Is this
your girlfriend?

No, no. Nooo,
This is Audrey.

She's here to interview
for the waitress position.

Hi.

I really love what you've
done with the place.

Welcome aboard, Audrey.

What? Welcome aboard?

Any woman that can put Witter
in his place like that

is the kind of woman that
I want working for me.

Can you start tomorrow?

Absolutely!

Fantastic. I'll go get you
the paperwork.

You, young man, make sure that
she tastes the foie gras.

It's fantastic.

I love that guy.

Whoops.

Oh, it's okay, honey.

I got it, Mom.

Thanks.

So, uh, Jen,

how's school going?

Have you thought
about a major yet?

Not really. I'm just--

I'm just trying to take it
day by day right now.

So, how is the lovely
Lilly Leery?

She took her first steps
the other day.

She was,
like, so cute.

Aw.

But you haven't put
the baby gate up yet

on the stairs.

-Honey, I will.
-Okay.

Have you met
your new neighbors yet?

You know, the people that
bought your old house,

they just use it
as a summer place.

It's been boarded up the
rest of the year.

It's sort of sad to think of
that house all cobwebby.

Oh, excuse me.

Hello?

No, it's still leaking?

Well, no, I kinda need
to get it fixed...

Wait, the plumber hasn't fixed
the leak at the restaurant yet?

Like now.

Give me that.

Hi, you were supposed to have
that fixed last week.

No. Meet me there
in fifteen minutes.

I'll be right there.

Honey, you just got here.
Stay with Jen.

Don't worry
about it.

Hey, I'll be right back.

Okay.

So, uh,

you two are dating now.

Ah, my favorite obsessive-
compulsive freshman.

Uh, I was just on my way
to the library.

That's on the other side
of campus.

No wonder
I couldn't find it.

How'd you do?

Uh, so far, four As.

I bet you're looking for this.

Oh.

Oh? Oh what?

Oh, my? Oh, crap?

Oh, give me that
right this second

before I jump out
of my skin?

You're about to find out
the results

of months' worth
of sweat and labor,

and "oh" is all you can say
for yourself?

You're having
way too much fun here.

Job perk.

Oh, my god.

I take it you're not
gonna contest the grade?

No.

You deserve it.

A hug?!
What kind of hug?

It was just a hug.

I'm sorry, but hugging the
most gorgeous man on campus

could never be
just a hug.

How long did it last?

I don't know.

Okay, exactly
and precisely,

which body parts
made contact

and where?

Ok, we had sex.

Really?

Right there in the Bursar's
office on the formica.

It was wild, passionate,
hot, animalistic sex.

I hate you.

It was a hug.
I was excited.

It was an excited hug,
so no big deal.

No kissing at all?
You swear?

Audrey, of course not.

Okay, well the fact that you can
at least hug Professor Wilder

proves that there's
still hope for you yet.

Good to know.

This is our night, Joey Potter.

We're gonna celebrate.
We're gonna cut loose.

Tonight, we're gonna
kiss some boys.

Which boys?

Oh, hi. Excuse me.

I know this may sound a little
bit forward, but, um,

would you kiss
my friend here?

Okay.

Uh, you know, I'd love
to make out with you, but...

until my tongue
completely heals,

I-- I just think
it's too risky.

There was a piercing
incident with--

it was bad.

Aah!

I wanna talk to you, Witter.

Don't worry. I already told
Audrey not to show up

looking like a showgirl
tomorrow to work.

What are you talking about?
I like Audrey.

She's a good hire.
This is about you.

How long have you been here?

All right, look. I meant to tell
you about those lobsters.

I really did. It just
slipped my mind.

It's been almost six months
since you dragged your
sorry ass in here,

and since then, you've
learned everything from
apples to zucchinis

and everything in between.

Maybe you could just cut to the
chase and tell me what I did.

You impressed me.

Generally, that's
considered a good thing.

Indeed it is, and something that
is terribly difficult to do.

So then you're not
chewing me out.

No. I'm promoting you.

Which means I'm giving you
a 20% increase in your salary.

Okay, you have to forgive the
look of shock on my face,

but I'm shocked.

Yeah? Well,
wait till you see this.

You've done a
tremendous job, Pacey.

I knew you had the talent
when you walked in here,

but I wasn't sure you had the
character to see it through.

It's good work.

Okay, seriously, is there a
note in here that says

"I'm screwin'
with you, Witter"?

Absolutely.
several notes. C-notes.

You never came to pick up
your holiday bonus.

I didn't know there was
a holiday bonus.

Happy belated holidays,
Chef Witter.

I'm glad you stayed.

Thanks, Danny.

Um, I'll talk to you
tomorrow.

-Witter.
-Yeah.

What is it you want to tell
me about the lobsters?

God, I love college life.

Why would I ever want
to leave all this?

Because at some point, you
have to pay off all the loans

you're using to
finance all of this.

Okay. No, there will be
no pragmatism tonight.

I'll have none of it.

Only irrational, reckless
flights of fancy.

Ooh. Speaking of which,

now, there is
a highly kissable boy.

He's cute.

Cute?

Come on, Joey.
That guy is gorgeous.

Okay, he's gorgeous and...

familiar.

We have to plot
some smart, subtle way

for you to meet him.

How about I go up to him and
say, "Aren't you Charlie,

the guy who dicked over Jen?"

That's Charlie?
Charlie the jerk?

In the flesh.

Ooh, such beautiful flesh
for a jerk.

Jen has good taste
in men.

I mean...

Musicians, you know?
These guys rock.

I know what you mean.

No, really. I mean,
they've gotten better.

I wonder if they remember me
from when I sang with them.

Well, you're very hard
to forget, Audrey.

You really think so?

There are few things in life
I'm more certain of.

I'm gonna go
talk to them, okay?

Good luck.

Ra!

So, this is where
all the beautiful, smart
girls hang out, huh?

I gotta start going
to these college clubs
more often.

You got my message?

I did indeed.

A 4.0, I'm sure you'll do
better next semester, Jo.

I'm glad you decided
to join us.

Well, I have something
to celebrate tonight.

I got a promotion.

That's awesome.

Hey,

I know that voice.

Audrey's excited
about her new job,

and when Audrey's excited
about something...

How did we ever get through
high school without that girl?

You know, he just--

he loves you
and this family

and this house
so much that...

sometimes I wonder if it
doesn't hold him back

from moving forward
with his life.

Well, he seems
to be moving forward

with parts of his
life just fine.

A part that you aren't
entirely pleased about.

Am I that transparent?

Everything is really nice
between us, Gail.

I really just am kind
of crazy about him,

and I want him
to be happy.

Well, then we both want
the same things.

How would you feel if he
moved into Grams' attic?

Well, I would miss
having him around here,

but, um,

I know that he needs
to get a place of his own.

Has he told you about
this, um,

film school in Boston
that he's been looking into?

No, he didn't mention it.

Every time I bring up school,

he conveniently
changes the subject,

but I would love it
if he went back to school.

Me, too.

So, have you talked to him
about it?

Hmm, well, I've danced
around the subject.

Oh, no, honey.
You can't dance,

you gotta really tell him.

I'm just afraid of pushing
him into something

that's he's not ready for.

No, no. Jen,
Dawson has inherited

a stubborn streak
a mile long from his father.

Trust me.

You're gonna have
to push him.

I just wanted
to let you know

that we don't have to kiss.

There are other things
that, uh--

well, hi, um,

my name is Tom.

I'm sure you're
a really sweet guy,

and probably a world-class
macking master,

but my friend
over there,

she really
needs to return
to the mothership.

No hard feelings?

Can I buy you
something to drink?

Clearly, subtext and humor
have no effect on stupidity.

Would you please
leave me--

Nice.

Do you really think
you should bandy

about words
you don't understand?

Stop. Just stop.

Stop what?

The castrating shrew routine.
the defense mechanism.

Look, I totally understand

how a girl who looks
like you needs one.

Alright, but you can
drop it around me.

All I want to do
is meet you

and talk a little.

Okay. Fine. I'll start.

Hi. I'm Charlie.

Charlie,

how about we talk
about why,

out of all of these girls
in the entire club,

I'm the blessed one.
I mean...

What is it about me that
piqued your interest?

It's the hair-behind-
the-ear thing.

You know,

that little tuck you do.

Look. Sometimes,

when I'm having
a tough night,

I look out into the audience

for someone
who's really listening.

It makes me feel
like I'm connecting.

And I saw you,

standing next to your friend,

staring at me.

And...

I noticed the way

you kept tucking your hair
behind your ears,

like you were trying
extra-hard to listen.

And I thought to myself,

I want to meet
that beautiful girl.

So tell me.

Does this sort of thing
actually work?

I wouldn't know.

I'm not like the rest of
these pre-epoch
neanderthals in this place.

No?

I've never done this before.

Really?

Yeah.

So, you must've used
a different tact with
Jen Lindley, huh?

Hmm.

Joey,

the smart girl
from Worthington.

Charlie,

womanizer from
Boston Bay.

This is deeply humiliating.

Mm.

But, hey, you can't
blame a guy for trying.

No,

but you don't have to
have a drink with him.

Any interest in
some make-up sex?

Oh, I don't know.

You look pretty
wiped out, pal.

Ohh!

I don't think
you'd be up for it.

I'm an 18-year-old guy
who just lost his virginity.

You'd be surprised
at what I'm up for.

How was your evening?

Well...

Most of it was spent
talking to your mom.

Any strangeness?

A little, but...

I think that
once she realized

I was after you
for more than your body,

she lightened up.

Please tell me that's not
what you guys talked about.

We talked about you...

moving to Boston.

A certain attic
with your name on it,

an attic that would be

a really great place
for you to study.

You know I've been thinkin'
seriously about that,

but right now...

it's just not
the right time.

Actually, it is,

and I'm not the only one
who feels that way.

Okay, when did
you and my mom

suddenly become
close enough

to start
trading insights

about what's best
for my life?

Sweetie, you're not required
to be the husband.

Families are complicated.

It's not
that simple.

You think that
I don't know that?

Well, you have to admit you're
not the best person

in the world to be giving
me advice on parents.

That's not fair.

I'm just stating
the facts, Jen.

I mean, how can
you give me advice

about how to deal
with my mother

when you don't
even talk to yours?

I appreciate how much
you care about... my life,

but... if you want to talk
to me about how

I should live it, we should find
a different subject.

I actually don't really want to
talk to you at all right now.

Hey!

Do you mind? We're trying to
have a game here.

Yeah.

We're trying to have
a game here.

What an annoyance.

Oh, yes, I can see
how annoyed you are.

Okay.

You rack them,
I'll crack them, baby.

Hey!

Hi. Do you want
to play against her?

Ah... no. I'll let you
enjoy the indignity.

Thank you.

So, tell me, how long after
we left your room today

did you run down to the Bursar's
office to check on your grades?

Okay, I'm
an obsessive freak,

I freely admit it.
There is no hope for me.

No, that's not true.

There is a part of you
that knows how to let loose.

You just have to...

let her loose
every once in a while.

What part?

The other Joey.

The carefree girl
who knows how to drink

and play strip poker

and go away on a sailboat
for a summer.

The girl who can get up
in front of a crowd

of complete strangers

and sing at a beauty pageant.

Other Joey?

Yes, the other Joey.

The girl who knows better
than to let things

that are completely out of
her control bother her.

Like Dawson and Jen.

Hey, guys!

You wanna know why else
I love pool?

Because the chalk
matches my eye shadow!

How cute is that?

You know, I think I'm gonna head
over to the bar, and, uh,

I'm gonna keep my eyes open
for that other girl.

Right. Well, if you
see that girl,

would you buy her a drink?

Actually, will you
buy all of us a drink,

on me?

Sure.

Wow, where did you get
this kind of money?

Well... you gotta
work for a living.

I believe this
is what you're drinking.

You again?

Hey, what can I say?
I don't give up easily.

You know, helping
a girl get a drink

doesn't absolve you
from cheating on her friend.

I'm not looking for
absolution.

I'm looking for
a second chance.

Well, Jen is not
currently swimming

in the available pool
right now.

Maybe you haven't heard.

I'm talkin' about you.

A second chance with me?

I hadn't realized
you ever had a first.

What exactly did I do
that was so terrible?

All right, I hit on you.
is that a crime?

Please!

If there's anything
I'm guilty of,

it's simply being
attracted to you.

I never said anything to you
that I didn't mean.

I think you are beautiful,
and truth be told,

I think you're
drop-dead gorgeous.

What, the whole
"I'm just a bass player

you can take home to mama"
thing didn't work,

so now you're using
simple flattery?

Okay, so I made a fool
out of myself before.

That I'm prepared to do.

Well, good. Because you
display quite a mastery

at that particular skill.

Give me as much crap
as you want.

At least I'm not afraid
to take a chance.

What, are you
implying that I am?

When was the last time
you took one?

Well, that's none
of your business.

Do they teach classes in
uptight at Worthington,

or is it just a prerequisite
for admission?

I'm not uptight.

Then why won't you
tell me when

the last time was
you took a chance?

Because I'm not
going to recount

my reckless behavior for you.

I bet there's
not much to recount.

But I'll bet the list
of prudish perfectionism

goes on and on,
ad nauseam.

Come on.

Joey...

The smart girl
from Worthington,

when was the last time
you did something

completely and
indisputably wild?

Mom, what are you
still doin' up?

Oh, I thought
I'd come out
and get some air.

And have a little...

Heart-to-heart
with your son?

Oh, I'm getting
really bad

at keeping my feelings
hidden in my old age.

You're not old.

It's funny.

Before you
got here today,

I was all worried about
what might be going on

in my house after I went
to sleep tonight, and...

now I seem to be
a little worried about
what's not going on.

We had our first fight,
I guess. We'll work it out.

Until you really
let go of this house,

I don't think you will.

You know, Dawson, until you
can start waking up every day

and thinking about
yourself,

I don't think you're
ever gonna be able to...

Be in a relationship
and go to school

and begin the life that
you deserve to have.

All right, Mom, I plan on
doing all those things.

I just wanna make sure that
you and Lilly are set first.

You are done.
Right now.

This is where
it ends.

Mom...

No.

It's time.

Look, I am probably more
guilty than you know.

I mean, there's part of me that
has loved having you around,

but it's just not fair,

and it's just not right,

and seeing you tonight
with Jen,

and realizing how much
she wants you in Boston,

it's made it
all clear to me.

I mean, the girl is...

head-over-heels
smitten with you.

She really cares about
you and your future.

I don't know how I
would have gotten
through all this without her.

Lilly and I...

we'll be okay.

I promise.

I'll hire some help

around here
if I need to.

So, Dawson...

Go to Boston.

Live in that attic.

You have been such a help to me
in the past few months,

I can't even begin
to say thank you.

I feel the same way about you
that I know your father would.

Honey, I'm proud of you.

All right.

I got some
apologizing to do.

Yeah.

You go in there
and you tell her

how you really
feel about her.

And if that
doesn't work, grovel.

It always worked like
a charm for your dad.

Good night.

Ow!

Ok, one last game.

All right.

Loser has to pay the tab.

Sure thin-- Hey,
speaking of money,

where's Joey?

I don't know.

She's been gone a long time.

Alright.

Hang out here. I'm gonna
go look for her.

No, wait, wait, whoa!
I'm coming with!

Do you think it's possible
she went home?

I don't know. Maybe
she met somebody.

We sort of made this pact

we were gonna kiss
some boys tonight.

Doesn't sound like a pact that
Joey would make.

Ok, well, I made it
without her,

but she was there.

Audrey,
listen to that!

Listen!

Oh my god! Are you
hearing that, too?

I think so.

No, it's not possible!

Oh, it is possible.

Check that out.

♪ I'm begging you
to beg me ♪

♪ I want you to want me ♪

Oh, my god!

That can't be the same girl
that sleeps in my room!

Who is that girl?!

That is
"Other Joey."

Whoo!
I can't believe it!

♪ I'll shine
my own brown shoes ♪

♪ I'll put on
a brand-new shirt ♪

♪ I'll get home early
from work ♪

♪ If you say ♪

♪ That you love me ♪

♪ Didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying? ♪

♪ Oh, didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying? ♪

♪ I feel that I'm alone
without a friend ♪

♪ You know,
you feel like dying ♪

♪ Oh, didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying? ♪

♪ I want you to want me ♪

♪ I need you to need me ♪

Whoo!

♪ I love you to love me ♪

♪ I'm begging you
to beg me ♪

♪ I want you to want me ♪

♪ I want you to want me ♪

♪ I want you to want me ♪

I want you to want me!

Aah!

Oh, my god!

I love you Joey!

Whoo!

Joey, that was amazing!

Absolutely,
positively amazing!

I honestly had no idea
you had that in you!

Then you probably
don't know I have this, either.

Don't ever
call me uptight!

You are so beautiful.

Okay, apology accepted.

Just like that?

I had, like, a very
impassioned speech.

Yeah, I don't
really need it.

I'm prepared to grovel.

Nope.

Wow, I'm gonna have to remember
that tact for the future.

You're right.
Umm...

I don't have any
firsthand experience

with what you're
going through.

Nearly no one
I know does.

And you're right.

It's time I moved
into that attic.

We can decorate!

Mmm.

God, it's so weird.

What's that?

It's so weird
how things work out.

All those years living right
next door to each other, but...

We had to move away

to a different city
to get together.

Mmm. Too bad we never
got together over there.

That would have been fun.

Well,
No regrets.

Jen, I hate to
break it to you,

but that house does not
belong to you anymore.

Her house will always
belong to me.

I wonder where
the little rock star
wandered off to.

Oh, maybe she went home.

No, Joey wouldn't leave
without telling me.

Maybe she met someone.

Joey Potter,
leave with a guy?

Do you have any idea what it
would take for that to happen?

Oh. Um, I'm--
you know what?

I totally forgot, but,
um, before we left tonight,

Joey said that she might
have to go home early...

to study.

To study for what?

She doesn't even have
classes to study for.

You know our Joey--
little Miss Perfect.

You need a ride home.

I don't need anything.

Unless you and
the janitorial staff

have some kind of
unexpected bond.

I think your friends
have left.

Come on.
let me give you a ride
on my motorcycle.

I'll take you anywhere
you want to go.

What?

Making a fool out
of myself again, huh?

No, of course
you have a motorcycle.

What's that
supposed to mean?

Of course you don't
understand.

Hey, it's a Harley.

I'm sure it is.

Jen, you think living
under the same roof

is gonna screw
everything up?

Not if you quickly learn to
deal with the toilet seat.

I'll talk to Jack.

Mmm, sounds good.

I've never really
dated somebody

that I knew and liked
and trusted, so...

Sounds like you got yourself
in a healthy relationship.

Hmm.
sounds like it.

So when do you think
the fun stops

in a healthy
relationship?

I have no idea.

But I think we're gonna
have a blast finding out.

Thanks for the
ride, Pacey.

This is an awesome car.

I really had fun
tonight.

Yeah, me, too.

I mean, it's so much more fun
hanging out with you

than, like, some hot
guy I'd want to date.

Well, thanks, I think.

You want me to walk you
back to your dorm room?

No, that's ok.

All right.

There's tons of security
guards on campus during break.

I'm totally safe.

Fact, I bet Carlos
is in the hall right now.

Wonder if his wife
had the baby yet?

Pretty chummy with the guys
who work here over break

for someone who just
got back last night.

Yeah. Well,
that's me, you know.

Chummy Audrey.

Mmm.

You never went home,
did you?

I really did get
into a big fight

with my parents
about money.

It was just a little
bigger than I mentioned.

Okay...

It was a lot bigger.

Uh, don't tell Joey, okay?

I know it sounds kind of weird,

but... sometimes
there are things

that you don't even want
the people who are
close to you to know about.

It doesn't
sound weird to me.

In fact, I may understand
better than you think.

Do you see this beautiful
piece of metal and machinery

-in front of you?
-Yes.

This has sat in the police
impound in Capeside

for 3 months.

And my father
just gave it to me.

'Cause he said that
he wanted someone

who deserves it
to have it.

And he actually told me
that he was proud of me.

It's the first time
in my entire life

I have ever heard him
say those words.

He's proud of me.

But?

Even if it's true, how long
could it possibly last?

Well, I won't tell anyone.

Okay.

Parents are strange
creatures.

I know. From
another planet, right?

Good lord.

Hey, Pacey...

What was that for?

The pact that Joey
and I made.

I know she's not
gonna do it.

I figure one of us
should.

I hope you
don't mind.

Rarely do I mind being kissed
by a beautiful woman.

Okay. Well, I will see you
at work tomorrow.

Yes, indeed.

You know what?
I look forward to it.

-Yeah.
-Excellent.

Hey, come on. Let me
give you a ride.

I prefer to walk.

You're gonna walk all the
way home in this cold?

Sure.

Wouldn't you rather
take a ride someplace?

Someplace warm?

Hey, come on. I know
there's a part of you

just dying to get
on this bike

and ride off
with me.

If there isn't...

Then what was that kiss
back there all about?

Okay. Maybe...

Just maybe there is
another part of me,

another girl that lives
deep inside of me,

and maybe every
once in a while

she lets loose
and does things

that might blow
some people's minds.

But, Charlie...

If you ever mention her
or anything she
might have done tonight

to another person...

I'll completely deny knowing
anything about her.

It was fun hanging out
with you for a night, Joey.

The smart girl
from Worthington.

Good night, Charlie.