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Well, that seals it.

I have now officially Lost faith in hollywood.

It wasn't that bad.

Not that bad? Maybe through the haze

Of your eardrum-shattering Slumber, it wasn't that bad,

But as someone who actually Watched that movie,

It sucked!

I'm just so tired Of this trend of...

Attack of the "Insert Your vengeful

Psycho here" movie.

I mean, they're So unbelievable, You know?

What are the chances

Of a chemically Imbalanced

Camp director Luring pre-teens

To a blood bath at The archery range?

Well, apparently They're pretty good

At northern maine's Camp bloodsucker.

You know What the problem is?

Yeah, I know What the problem is.

You talk in your sleep,

And you talk about things I don't want to know about.

That's great, But the problem is

That people forget That the scariest things

Are the things That are actually possible.

I mean, isn't that Why hitchcock's so great?

Hmm, I don't know.

How often Does a guy go around

Dressing like His not-so-well Preserved mother?

Well, you save that For special occasions.

Maybe I've just lost The will to scream.

Oh, please.

You were once And will forever remain

The number one Skittish kitten in my life.

It's not to worry. It's part of your charm.

Weren't you scared Of grams up until,

Like, last year Or something like that?

Oh, absolutely.

In fact, I bet

It's making you A little bit nervous

Just being in her house Right now, isn't it?

Yeah, who knows What kind of scary things

Will be lurking In the shadows?

Who's hungry? A girl can't survive On dots alone.

Heh heh heh!

Very funny, guys.

Ooh, I'm shaking In my boots.

What, is this part Where the twins come out

And invite me to play Forever and ever?

Aah!

Well, I think Our work here is done.

Heh heh heh!

Hey. Feisty.

You guys do realize that This calls for serious revenge?

Oh, come on, jo, we were Just trying to prove,

And quite successfully I might add,

That you are now And will forever be

Afraid of your own shadow.

You know, you two Wouldn't be quite So sure of yourselves

If you knew What a weathered Scream queen I was.

Heh heh, that's Right, I forgot.

She's seen it all.

I don't spend All of my time With you layabouts.

I have seen things,

Disturbing things.

Tell us a story, Joey potter.

I don't think You can handle it.

Right. This from a girl Who 5 minutes ago

Was screaming bloody Murder on the floor.

Ok, pace.

It was halloween night.

Audrey was walking With me to the library,

Which was, in itself, A sign of the apocalypse.

Ok, I know like...

Half a dozen Kick-ass parties

We could be Hitting right now,

And you're going to Hibernate in the library.

How wrong is that?

No one asked you To come with me.

I know. I'm just seeking Clarification here.

Are you the most bookwormy, Pathetic person alive?

Well, According to your

Party-till-you- Drop-out standards, Apparently.

Tsk! I'm serious.

Nobody should be alone In the library on halloween.

Audrey, it's like I'm Gonna be the only one.

Besides, the reading Material cannot be Checked out,

And every other time That I go there,

There's always some Other overzealous geek From my class

Using it. This is the one night

I know It'll be there.

This is such Joey potter logic.

You know what, I'm Really not in the mood

To go out partying,

What with everything That's happened.

Ok, ok, I get it. You're excused.

Can I ask you Something?

Who are you supposed To be, anyway?

I'm carrie.

Carrie white, Tragically misunderstood

Telekinetic heroine Of the stephen king book?

Right, I know who carrie Is, but shouldn't you

Be doused in pig's Blood or something?

Well...I guess, but...

Bleh! What cute boy is Gonna want to talk to me

If I'm all red And sticky all night?

Heh. Right, But how are they Going to know

That you're not Just some generic Homecoming queen

Or beauty contest Winner?

Because I'll tell them.

You got the hair right.

Thanks.

Oh, god, you have no idea

How bad these shoes suck Right now.

Audrey, you don't Have to be here.

There are Plenty of people.

I feel Perfectly safe.

Well...The first party Did start 15 minutes ago.

Right, like I want To be the first idiot

At the punch bowl.

Audrey, I'm not Coming with you.

Well, who asked you to?

I'm serious. I have to study.

I'm going To be here late,

And as much As I appreciate

You coming with me, I'm fine.

You know, sometimes When I get scared,

I like To count out loud.

1, 2...

3...4. It's Very calming, ok?

I'm surrounded By people.

Why would I be scared?

Ok, don't look now,

But...Check out The creepy guy

At one o'clock. He's eating the peanuts,

And he keeps staring At--don't look now.

Wait, wait.

Ok, look.

Maybe it's the tiara And prom dress That caught his eye.

Well, he's giving me The willies. Why?

Some girl was attacked In this library.

She's lucky that she survived, And from what I understand,

She's not the only one.

Shh!

You're just Trying to scare me

So I leave and I go to The party with you,

And it's not Going to work.

Why do you always assume

That my concern Is masking self-interest?

Because I know you.

You know what? I'm going.

Put your life at risk, See if I care.

Don't stay out Too late, ok?

I'll meet you At the dorm.

Are you sure You don't want me

To walk back with you?

Hey, miss america, Are you coming or going?

She's going.

Good-bye, Beauty queen.

Excuse me.

I'm carrie, all right? Carrie white

From the book And the movie.

Is that not obvious to you?!

God!

Can I borrow a pen?

Oh, yeah, um... I have one in here.

You can keep it. I don't need it.

You shouldn't be here After dark.

It's not safe.

Oh, well, you know what? That's ok, actually,

Because my boyfriend's On his way over,

As soon as football Practice lets out,

So I'll be fine, But, um...

Thank you For your concern.

Excuse me, do you Have the reading

For the intellectual History of europe?

It's section 204, Professor downs' Class?

Uh, let me check. Your name?

Uh, joey potter.

All right.

Ok, you need to read These 2 articles,

And there's A reference book In the stacks.

This is gonna be Your call number, joey,

And I still Need to locate One more book for you.

Wow. This is A lot of reading.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Can I help you With something else?

Are you gonna Be here for a while?

Sure, for another Hour or so, why?

Um...

I was Just wondering.

You worried About that guy?

Kind of.

He's just...

He's A little creepy.

He keeps Staring at me.

Don't worry. He's here Almost every night.

He's pretty harmless.

Oh, ok. Thanks.

You got it.

Psst!

Come here.

Ohh!

Whoa, sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I think I'm just Having a little bit Of a moment.

Um...

I think that guy Is following me.

The creepy old guy?

Well, actually, He just left.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Look, Do you want me To call campus security?

Uh, no.

You sure?

Yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry About it.

Ok, well, I was Looking for you anyway.

The other book That you need is In special editions.

Where's that?

That's downstairs.

Are they still open?

Um...

Well, they should be For another, like, 10 minutes.

You want me To walk you down there?

Heh! Um...

No, I'm ok. Thank you. Ok.

Terrific.

Hello!

Aah!

Aah! Whoa!

You ok?

Yeah. I'm so happy To see you.

That creepy guy Is down here.

Yeah, I know. He followed you, And I followed him.

Thank you.

Yeah, look, you're Gonna be fine. Why--

Ohh!

You should've listened To me, sweetie.

Come on.

What are you doing?

So you think You could put up a fight?

Because I like that In a girl.

Who was he?

A cop. He was right, You know.

Should've listened To him, sweetie.

So you're the guy-- You're the guy

Who attacked that girl Last semester.

Shh. Don't tell Anyone, ok?

Unh.

Wow.

You pretty much Crouching-tigered His ass.

Yeah, I guess That kickboxing class Actually paid off.

Yeah, it's A decent thrill, jo.

But as scary As the stacks May be after hours,

I think The fraternity house Has you beat

In terms of The creep factor.

So I'm assuming You're talking more than Keg stands and roofies?

I get enough of that From my common-law Wife, all right?

I'm sorry, but what Could a fella possibly

Have to worry about In the loving arms Of his brethren?

Late nights In the basement,

With the right Provisions, Of course,

The mind can Start to play Tricks on you.

Hey, guys.

Have fun tonight.

See you, jack.

We are way cooler Than these dorks.

Check this out.

Does it work?

I don't know.

Anybody know The, uh...

Call numbers To the campus Radio station?

96.6. My roommate Listens to The morning show.

My friend jen, She's working The night shift.

Is she hot?

I don't Really know how To answer that.

Yes or no?

Yes.

You have to bring her Over some time.

Ha ha.

Dude, are you ok?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

I just caught Some of that flu That's going around.

I'm flying high

On some of That extra-strength Cough medicine.

You want Some jack, jack?

No. No, thanks. It's probably Not a good idea.

It's good for you. It'll kill the virus.

Brady?

Nah, man, I'm good. Thanks.

Come on, you guys. Don't be wusses.

We are at the peak Of our sexual primes.

It's all downhill From here.

We should be out Partying tonight

Instead of in Latrine-duty hell. Live a little.

I believe this Is what's known As peer pressure.

Yeah.

Ok. What the hell?

All right. As long as it Kills the virus.

Here you go.

Ugh, that's Some strong stuff.

Class of '68? Hey, this is My dad's class.

Which one is he?

He's right there.

Oh, my god. He's a total dork.

He's just doing That hippie thing, Man.

It was the sixties, You know?

1968. I can't believe He was ever this young.

Wasn't that the year Some guy offed himself?

Yeah, yeah. He Was a total psycho.

His roommate boffed His girlfriend, and He went ballistic.

He slit his wrists In the bathroom.

I heard She did everybody On the whole floor,

And then he went Out on the main quad And hung himself.

Now, that's Disturbing.

Hey, man, Are you ok?

I don't know. I don't feel So good--

Dude, this is A vomit-free zone.

Yeah.

All right? There's a bathroom Right back there.

Why don't you Go use it?

All right, All right. I got it.

Guys?

Hello?

Somebody there?

Oh, my god.

Are you ok?

Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm ok.

Let's get you Out of here.

Sit down.

How the hell Did this happen?

A couple of the guys, They're hazing, You know?

Are you sure You're ok?

I think so. I just...

I must have passed Out or something.

This is insane. I mean, they Coulda killed you.

I'll tell you what. I'm gonna get you Some water.

You want some water?

No. I'm ok.

Well, who did this?

I don't wanna Say their names.

I'm a new Pledge. It'd Be indiscreet.

No, it's cool. I'm with the new Pledge class, too.

I'm jack.

I'm tad.

I haven't seen you Around before.

Yeah, I don't remember Seeing you, either.

Oh. Well, Can you get up? I mean, Give it a try, at least.

Ohh.

All right, all right. Forget it, forget it. Just stay here, all right?

I'll tell you what. I'm gonna, uh,

I'm gonna go try And find a few Of the guys.

No, please. I don't want anyone To know about this.

Why?

They already hate me.

I don't want To make it any worse.

Who--who hates you?

The brothers.

That doesn't make Any sense.

I mean, if they Hate you, why would They pledge you?

My father, he's one Of the founding members Of the fraternity.

I'm a legacy. They had to pledge me.

But all the guys That I've met here Have been really cool.

I can't even believe That they would allow this.

They've been on My case since day one.

Why?

Forget it.

I'm fine. I just need To rest a bit.

Tad.

I'm not like the rest Of the guys, all right? You can talk to me.

No. I'm gonna get myself Into more trouble.

I'm serious, ok? Whatever it is, It's fine.

I told my roommate That, uh,

I had feelings For him.

Yeah, so?

So, I never Should've done it.

I mean, we got drunk. I just blurted it out,

And I'm not even Sure I meant it.

I just thought that Somehow he might Feel the same way.

I'm not quite Gettin' it. This is A big deal because...

Because I'm gay.

Yeah, I got that Already.

I'm right there With you, buddy.

I don't believe you.

It's true.

All the guys, when they Took me in as a pledge,

They knew this.

Which is why I'm shocked that they're Treating you like this.

But this shouldn't Happen, man. We're Living in the 21st century.

Maybe you are.

What's the matter?

I need to sleep.

You stay here. I'm gonna go Get you some water.

You're not calling For help, are you?

No. No, I'm gonna Get you some water.

Jack?

Yeah?

You're a cool guy.

A great addition To the house.

I wish there Were more like you.

I'll be right back.

No way.

Don't get me wrong, you guys. You do spin a scary yarn,

But in my estimation, What the whole world needs

Is a good old-fashioned Urban legend.

Yeah, that's all we need-- More predictable stories

About a guy With a hook for an arm

That kills The amorous couple.

Hey, those stories Exist for a reason, jack.

Right, to discourage Teenagers from drinking

And having sex in the woods.

Ok. Say what you will, But I have experienced

A few of those Time-tested tales in my day.

See? This is Further evidence

Of the double life That pacey leads.

You know, The fathoms of the sea

And the seedy Underbelly of the city.

Jack is Absolutely correct.

I have seen The dark side.

And he's also right In that the scariest stuff

Does take place In the everyday,

Which the last time for me was This one night with karen.

Who's karen?

Do you really want to Have that conversation now?

Uh, no. Sorry. Sugar high.

Ok. So, this one night,

It was before all The drama reared its head.

I'm giving her a ride home In brecher's car.

I'm just driving Down the road--

Oh, let me guess, the road Stretched out before you

Lit only By the full moon above?

Something like that, yes.

So, here I am, Giving her a ride home In brecher's car...

I gotta hand it To brecher. This Is a sweet ride.

It's his wife's car, Actually.

His porsche Is in the shop.

You're kidding me. A porsche?

9-11 turbo, Black on black.

Yet another reason To worship him.

I don't worship The guy.

It's perfectly Understandable.

What?

Your little-boy crush On danny.

Excuse me?

Come on, I mean,

It doesn't mean You're gay or anything.

I mean, you know, He's charismatic,

Charming, cute.

I look up To the guy.

That's it, ok?

If you say so.

Look, brecher Is the only guy

Who's ever Made me feel like I'm good at anything,

And he's the only person I know who doesn't Make me feel

Like a complete freak For not going To college,

And if you knew anything About my life,

Which you don't,

Then you would know That that's deserving

Of no small amount Of hero worship. Ok?

What are you doing?

His lights were off.

I don't think that Was such a great idea.

That's The universal sign

For "Hey, buddy, Your lights are off."

It's also an invitation For trouble.

What are you Talking about?

No, I heard about this.

It's like A gang initiation thing.

No, I'm serious. They send out their New members in a car

With the headlights Turned off,

And the first person Who flashes their lights At them,

They're supposed To hunt them down and Run them off the road.

It's a game to them.

All right. I don't know

What mad max, Post-apocalyptic Universe you live in,

But in mine, That's just simple Driver courtesy.

Fine. I'm making it up.

Now, I didn't say that You're making it up.

It's just, you know, Some people forget To turn on their lights.

Hey, I hope I'm wrong.

But I'm not.

U-turn.

What? He's following us.

Ok. Now you're Being paranoid.

Am I?

What is This guy's problem?

God, you just had To be the good samaritan, Didn't you?

Look, could you just Save the tutorial

For a little bit Later, please?

What the hell Was that?!

There's A truck stop ahead.

Where? Right there.

Damn!

Oh, damn!

Brecher is going To kill me.

Yeah. I bet he's Not going to take you To the prom anymore either.

Heh heh. You're Gettin' funnier Every minute,

Let me tell ya.

I can't get a signal.

Fine.

Well...

Why is this Not surprising?

Are you standin' Or sittin'?

Uh, do you mind If we use Your telephone?

It's over there.

No. That one's Out of order.

Well, then I guess You're out of luck, Ain't ya?

Look, lady, I'm having--

Pacey. Just a second.

Pacey, look. I'm having-- What?!

Look.

Ok.

Which one of you Is it, huh?

Which one of you inbred, Redneck freaks

Smashed into my car?

Huh? A show of hands.

Maybe you, huh? In the jeans shirt.

Get outta my place.

Oh, no, no. Someone in here Smashed into my car.

Not my problem.

Oh, is your problem. Is everybody's--

Leave!

Oh, my. You really Should think about Seeing a dentist.

You have got To be kidding me.

Ok.

What are you doing?

Just hold on.

Pop the trunk.

Hey. Where Are you going?

Just do it.

Lady, are you nuts?

Ohh, I have got to start Meeting less angry women.

Get out of the car!

Ok.

What do you say I drive you home now?

Yeah. All right.

Thanks for A lovely evening.

Anytime. Let's go.

So, I guess What we can conclude From this evening

Is that we can't Offer much more Of a thrill

Than the average Slasher flick.

You know, maybe What they say about Our generation is true,

How we've grown up Immune to the media.

Look at Reality television.

Suddenly, It's normal to see

People guzzling blood On primetime.

You're not going To distract us With this jaded prattle

Because jack and I Both know that you Still check under the bed

Before you go to sleep.

Hey, grams.

Hello.

I trust I'm not interrupting Any unsavory activity here.

Nope. We're as clean As they come, actually.

We're just literally Sitting around the fire

Telling ghost stories.

Oh, well, you all haven't Had enough life experience

To tell A truly chilling tale.

But, uh, if you novices Think you can handle it,

I think I might Just have a good one.

Uh, you're gonna Be hard pressed To scare us, grams.

I mean, We're just a bunch Of jaded cinephiles

That don't even Flinch at the sight

Of blood splattering All over the Pavement anymore.

Thank you for that Sweet dream imagery, jack.

Now, then.

A truly scary story Should hit you where you live,

Find you in a safe place,

And turn it Into a den of nightmares.

Ok.

Mission accomplished, Mrs. Ryan,

'cause I'm starting to feel A little freaked out.

Good.

My story--

Actually, It's jennifer's story--

An experience that Terrified her so deeply,

She could never bear To relive the tale.

It happened the first night She was on her own

At the radio station.

She was alone In the booth.

It was getting on Towards midnight.

Ok, people. I'm back,

And I've been saving One last song for you.

Dammit.

Oh!

Uhh.

Shoot.

Jennifer.

What do you want?

Why--why are you Just standing there?

Say something.

Uhh.

Oh!

My apologies. A little scratch On the vinyl there, folks.

This is jen on wbcw,

Keeping you company All evening.

I'm gonna Cut to commercial And be right back.

Jennifer.

Aaaaah!

Now, that...

Is a scary story.

Well, you children Have a good night now, hmm?

Oh, I--

I hope I didn't give You jaded cinephiles

Too much of a fright.

Good night.

Sweet dreams.

So,

I guess this is, uh, Typically the time Of night

That we, you know, Go to sleep.

Well, hey, Don't let us stop you.

Unless, of course, You're too afraid

To go upstairs By yourself.

Yeah.

Unless, of course, You're--you're Too scared

To go to that creepy Little floating house Of yours.

No.

Why would I be afraid? There's nothing To be afraid of.

We were just going.

The only reason We're still here

Is 'cause I wanted To tell you that when Dawson and jenny get back,

We should all get together. I'll cook for you.

No, no, please.

That's enough Of the fear factor.

Ah heh heh. Yeah. That's funny.

You see what you Just earned yourself?

You earned yourself Contaminated food.

So, what do you say, jo?

You wanna brave the "T"?

Yeah, I'm willing To venture forth If you are.

Yeah, of course. Sure, let's go.

But you are gonna walk In front of me, right?

Well, now, are you sure That you want me To do that?

'cause if I walk In front of you,

How are you gonna see The man that's gonna Jump out of the bushes

And stab you In the throat?

Pacey, there is no man.

You're absolutely right. I'm all for gender equality.

It could be a woman.

Some, green-eyed Angelina jolie type.

Actually, that could Be pretty interesting.

Can we just go Before it strikes midnight

And grams emerges Looking for her lost head?

See? I knew The grams thing Runs deep.

I knew it.

I tell ya, Sweet mrs. Ryan is nothing

Compared to what We got in store for us.

Laugh all you want, pace. But you are my escort.