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Who are these people?

I mean, they're dancing.

Nobody dances In the kitchen.

Maybe our parents Danced in the kitchen.

My parents Love this movie.

This is, like, The definitive movie

Of the entire Baby boomer generation.

Do your parents Dance in the kitchen?

My parents?

No, they definitely don't Dance in the kitchen.

Oh, I took all The movie posters Off my wall.

Everything's In question.

I figured why not Something unexpected For movie night?

Oh, so we're scaling New heights of mount lame?

Sorry, joey. Tonight's Activities were meant

To calm your nerves, Not agitate them.

Well, that's impossible.

I mean, this bed And breakfast has been Open for a day--

A very costly bed And breakfast, mind you--

And there are no guests.

Have either one of you Checked the reservations List?

There's not a name To be found, not a one.

It takes time to Establish a reputation.

Dawson, bessie and I Have invested Every dime we have.

Along with guests, Time is another thing That we don't have.

Potter bed and breakfast, Can I help--?

Actually, I'm perfectly content

With my long distance Service, thank you.

But how about you? I mean, Thinking about a vacation? Come to the cape.

Take a room at our lovely--

She hung up.

A telemarketer Hung up on me.

Oh, come on, jo, Keep the faith.

Is that all You have to say,

Considering that you Were the primary force

That escorted bessie And I down this road To economic ruin?

All I did was figure Out a way to kick in Some free labor.

You, pacey witter, Single-handedly encouraged This pipe dream.

I mean, you should know Better than to go around

Inspiring financially and Spiritually bereft people.

People who have No business being inspired.

Feet.

Can I help you?

Hi. We were Wondering...

Yes?

Have you accepted The lord jesus christ As your personal savior?

God loves you.

Hey.

Hey, stranger.

Where you been All week?

Mmm, working.

Ms. Freckling must Be keeping you Busy, huh?

I don't think I've seen you Since capefest.

Well, actually, I've been working At the bass.

My favorite Restaurant.

Do you work there Full time?

Oh, no, just A week-long gig.

Ms. Freckling heard That they had some Roof problems,

So I offered My services.

Good. It's an expensive Place. They better Pay you well.

They didn't.

But instead of cash, I opted for A free dinner.

The implication being?

That you and I Are gonna eat there?

That's funny, 'cause I don't recall Being asked.

You weren't.

See, I finally Figured you out, jen.

When given The opportunity To say no, you do.

So I'm not giving you The opportunity.

But then you're also not Giving me the opportunity To say yes.

Would you? Say yes?

Probably not.

Well, that's why I'm not asking.

Henry, we've been Over this before.

Dating is A consensual activity.

Don't get ahead of yourself. I never called it a date.

I'd said we'd eat dinner, you Know. Get to know each other.

I've been around the block Enough times

To spot a date In sheep's clothing.

Do you really think A kid like me

Would deign To consider himself Worthy

Of dating a woman Of your silk?

Ilk. I-it's ilk.

See my point. What's it gonna be?

It's gonna be "Let Me think about it."

Now we're talking.

Yeah, but I didn't say yes.

But you didn't say no.

I'll see you around. I'm late for class.

Yeah, but I didn't say yes.

Hey, my sister The future bureaucrat. How goes it?

To start with,

I have 42 ads, 10 bios, and A director's note

That I have to Turn into a playbill By monday.

In addition to which, I have to pick up The posters,

Hang them around town, Get the tickets

To the community Box office,

And check to make Sure the local paper's

Running our ad Next week.

Oh, and did I mention That I'm a student

With a little obligation Called homework?

And you're not Very familiar

With this layout Program, are you?

Um, what Gave that away?

Each of your words are In a different font.

It's a style choice.

And upside down.

It's a bold Style choice.

Yeah, right.

What are you Doing?

Helping out A wayward sister.

Where are the bios?

Over there.

I don't know how You're keeping it Together.

I wouldn't be able To handle all this.

Well, you would if you had A supportive family

To come home to Every night.

Thanks, but I'm happy where I am.

You couldn't Be happy at home?

Not with him there, no.

Dad misses you.

Yeah, I'm sure he does.

All those father-son Heart-to-hearts We used to have.

It'll be different.

Ok, so he knows That I don't want To move home,

So he enlists you To speak for him?

That's what this is, Isn't it?

You know what, jack? Thanks for your help,

But I can manage On my own.

See you.

Bess, I gotta be Honest with you.

I spoke to our manager About you,

I made a personal plea.

But you're a single mother With multiple dependents,

And an income-to-debt ratio That doesn't even qualify

For our most Liberal profile.

Isn't there something You could suggest, Some solution?

Well, you could do What a lot of small Businesses do,

And that's leverage Your assets.

Unfortunately, Our microsoft options Have been called

And our yacht Is in hock.

Have you thought about Taking out a mortgage?

On the house?

It is paid for, Free and clear.

Do you have An application?

I'm just thinking About it.

Bessie, it's our house. Where we live.

The only connection We have to mom.

How can you even Think about it?

Joey, everything takes Longer and costs more Than we expect.

If there's a way To take a little out, Then maybe we should.

Well, you can't do Something like this Without my approval,

And I'm not Giving it to you.

Actually, I can. I'm an adult.

You're A 16-year-old girl.

Bessie, I am your sister, A part of this family.

If this thing Doesn't work out, I lose my house,

The only tangible connection-- She left it to me, joey.

Just like she left me In charge around here Until you turn 18.

That's a responsibility You can't understand.

I know all about Responsibility.

Do you? Because until You know what it's like To humiliate yourself

By asking some trust fund Snob who looked down On you in high school

For money, I don't Want to talk about it With you anymore.

Dawson?

Hey.

I figured even If my film career Is in no-man's land,

I could still at Least put this thing To good use, right?

What are you doing?

Making a virtual tour Of capeside's newest b&b.

We post this thing On the web,

Link it up to all The cape cod visitor Information sites.

Dawson, we don't Exactly have the money

For such frivolous things Known as advertising.

Right, which is Where this comes in.

Look, I really Appreciate the offer, but--

No buts, jo. This is actually A really good idea.

Look at this place. Who wouldn't want To come stay here

If they could see it From every angle

And meet the charming Proprietors beforehand.

Uh, joey, if you could Try to look welcoming,

That would be great, 'cause anxiety really Doesn't fit in

With this whole homey, "Come stay with us" Thing we're going for.

Dawson, I do toilets And I do windows.

I draw the line At faux perkiness.

Ok.

Let me tell you, kiddies, We are looking good,

Looking good.

What canary Did you swallow?

Well, after having felt Just a teensy-weensy Little bit of guilt

Over having "Wrongfully inspired" This establishment,

I took it upon myself To expose the potter b&b To the outside world

Via the mighty pen of Mr. Frederick fricke.

Fred who?

Fricke. He's, Uh, I don't know,

He's like the roger ebert Of the b&b world.

Writes for travel, Travel and leisure, And most importantly,

He writes for the new york times Travel section--

The next edition of which Will have nothing

But glowing things to say About this establishment,

Because one mr. Fred fricke Is frequenting here.

He's coming here?

Oh, yeah. He's on his way back To boston right now.

Just happened to fit Right into his plans. I gave him a call.

Are you insane?

Have you seen The half-finished room?

Have you tasted Bessie's blueberry Pancakes?

We're not ready, not to mention That we don't have any guests.

I beg to differ. We do have guests.

Not only do we have guests, We have the perfect guest

For the perfect Heart-warming weekend At your local b&b.

Guests, If you would, please.

We have the sweet, God-fearing grandmother

Here to help her grandkids Try to reconnect

To the magical Creekside village

Where she frolicked As a little girl.

I'll need An 8 a.M. Wake-up call.

Yeah, and I take my oj Freshly squeezed.

Black coffee for me,

And god help you If you wake me Before noon.

And just to make sure That our home is filled

With happy, Boisterous people,

We have a loving, Married couple

Here to spend a romantic Weekend getaway.

One minor detail. Don't You think you could've Asked me first?

You could've left My parents out of it?

It was reckless. And insensitive.

Ok, one at a time, Shall we?

Starting with you. I only asked mitch To help, ok?

It was his idea To bring gale along.

His idea? Yes, his idea,

So if you want to tear Somebody's head off,

Why don't you try The guy that sired you.

And as for you, How can you possibly Be so ungrateful

After just having witnessed An outpouring of love

That would have made George bailey proud?

Look, there is nothing Wonderful about my life Right now, ok?

So I don't care How you do it,

But you get mr. Fricke On the phone And you tell him

That there is No room at the inn.

Why? Because.

You don't show A movie reviewer A rough cut

And you don't serve A food critic your first Stab at a new recipe,

Especially if that recipe Is your last chance

Of keeping a roof Over your head.

What? What do you mean "Last chance?"

Bessie is thinking about Taking out a mortgage.

What? A mor-- You can't let her Risk the house.

Dawson, does the term "Legal guardian" Mean anything to you?

Um, I'm sorry, jo. I'll make this right Right now. Ok?

Don't tell me, The fuller brush man?

Hardly. Fred fricke, bed and breakfast Quarterly.

Is now a bad time?

No, not at all.

Oh, hi, honey.

I see you two Are staying in The honeymoon suite.

Oh, we're just Here to help out joey And bessie, honey.

Later tonight, after The critic is asleep,

Your dad's gonna Go home and crash.

Don't you think It might be A little confusing,

Even hurtful, to The child of divorce

To see his parents Play-acting A happy marriage?

Well, like your Mother said, dawson,

We're just here To help out.

Dad, pacey asked you To help out.

He didn't say Anything about mom.

Easy.

Dawson, listen, You're seeing something Dark and complex here.

There's nothing there.

You know what I'm seeing?

I'm seeing 2 people Who don't know what The hell they want

And I'm sick of it.

So is there anything else I can get for you?

Heat.

I beg your pardon?

It's freezing In here.

Well, that's because We're an environmentally Friendly inn.

We like to conserve Our natural resources.

Not to mention save On our energy bills.

What?

No ensuite commode?

Excuse me?

Where is the bathroom?

Oh. Just down the hall.

It's--it's communal.

I see.

Well, enjoy your stay.

Um, we serve High tea at 5:00,

And breakfast Tomorrow morning, Starting at 7:00.

Enjoy your stay.

You said that Already.

You're right. I did. My mistake.

Oh, man. Is it just me Or is it cold in here?

So you think we can Successfully impersonate

Brother and sister This weekend?

I don't see why not.

I tell you, jack, I don't know How you do it.

I can never get A good night's sleep

If I'm not In my own bed.

Oh, god. Andie, Listen to me.

I get the message, ok?

Dad wants me To move back home, That's fine.

But you're not going To spend the next Couple of days

Waging a subtle campaign To wear me down.

Who, me?

I'm serious.

Any mention of home, House--any kind of dwelling Where people live,

I'm gonna go stay In jen's room, You understand?

Does it look Like he's having A good time?

Does a lemon ever Look like it's having A good time?

Be nice, joey.

He's just doing His job.

On which rests Our entire future.

Where's pacey Anyway?

He said he'd help me Turn down the beds.

He's in the bathroom Counting animals 2 by 2.

Why? What happened?

What else? A flood. The toilet overflowed.

Note to self-- Career options, delete Hotel management.

You're right.

I didn't ask her here For just any reason.

Your mother and I Have enough of The same friends

For me to know What's going on In her life,

And she is hitting A wall, dawson.

Every network large And small, it seems,

Is passing her by For a job.

She never told me that.

Well, She didn't tell me.

Well, no offense, dad, But I'm her son, you're Her divorced husband.

I'm her friend.

And I want her to know, Whatever our history,

That I am there for her.

I'm sorry if that Threatens you.

It doesn't threaten me.

Well, it does Something.

Yeah, it pisses me off.

It pisses you off That your parents Have

A cordial, Post-divorce Relationship?

No, it pisses me off That--I don't know what To believe anymore, ok?

You guys--you're married, You're divorced,

You're enemies, You're friends, what?

We're trying very hard To be friends right now.

Well, it's a little late For that, don't you think?

No, no, no, that's Where you're wrong.

There's No time constraint On how long

You can care About someone.

No limit On how much.

Especially if they've Been so much a part Of your life already.

This is our first Full week of Operation, fred.

So we're still Trying to work out All the kinks.

I think our family Style approach

Is what sets us Apart from our Competition, fred.

Bathroom's Almost fixed.

We have great people Working for us.

Fred, have you met Our on-site handyman Pacey witter?

No, I haven't had The pleasure.

Rest assured, folks, I have everything Under control now.

Taken care of.

You might want to have Handyman witter Check the furnace.

Hey, we're in luck.

Fricke went into town To grab dinner.

Shoot!

I don't think swearing At the thing is gonna help.

Oh, and flirting With it might?

What's that Supposed to mean?

Nothing. I'm just A child, remember?

I'll just stick With the little things.

Like how we're going to Prevent everyone we know

From freezing to death On what's supposed to be

The coldest night Of the year.

You're certainly Behaving like a child.

What is your problem?

Bessie, do you even Remember what it's Like to be 16?

Or is that like some Far-off planet?

I remember.

Because it's like you have All the responsibilities Of an adult

But none of the authority. You can't vote, You can't drink,

You can't make any Definitive decisions About your life.

You think getting older Automatically gives you More say in your life?

Get real, joey.

You think I wanted To be stuck here at 26

Taking care of 2 kids By myself?

I guess I missed the part Where you begged

And pleaded With bodie to stay.

I ask him to come home Every chance I get,

But he knows We can't afford it.

Trust me, this is not How I planned for My life to turn out.

I'm really sorry If alexander and I

Are putting such a crimp In your lifestyle.

But with any luck, I won't be here much Longer to trouble you.

That's not what I meant, And you know it.

Well, it's certainly What it sounded like.

You know, for a girl Who supposedly wants To leave capeside

As soon as she can,

You're sure putting A hell of a lot of Effort into this place.

You're right.

Maybe it's just time I stopped.

Who's head was that?

Ah, not to worry, Coach.

If anybody's head Belongs on The chopping block,

It's mine.

What makes you Say that?

Well, let me count The ways, shall we?

For one, it was My idea to refurbish The old furnace

Instead of just Buying a new one.

Guilty as charged.

Yeah, and this is The one you're Really gonna love.

It was my idea To bring herr fricke

Down to our Little weekend In the country.

You did?

Yes. I did.

And let me Tell you something,

It was no easy feat, Either, ok?

I had to pull out All the stops For that guy.

Use all my dazzling People skills And for what?

A comedy of errors That's probably Gonna put

The sisters potter In the poor house.

You know What I think?

I think that if I were joey and bessie,

I would consider myself Very lucky

To have you in my life.

Why?

Everything and everybody That I touch,

I screw up, All right?

You're aware Of the midas touch, Right?

You've heard of That? Ok, well, The midas touch?

Whatever that is, I got the opposite.

Don't be so sure.

I mean, look at you, You're still at it, right?

You haven't given up.

Pace, instead of Dwelling on everything

That's gone wrong This weekend, so far,

Um, think about what You've contributed.

I mean, you've put A lot of selfless work Into this place, right?

I mean, now that's The real question.

Listen, that goes To the heart of who Pacey witter is.

What?

What makes you Care so much?

The heavy wool blankets Are on the top shelf, Honey.

Hey, mom, I'm sorry.

For what, honey?

For blowing up At you before.

I should have been A little more sympathetic.

It's just...The rules Of engagement keep Changing on me.

Tell me about it.

The post-divorce Landscape

Is like an emotional Battlefield.

What I don't understand Is that you and dad

Seem to really still Like each other, Care about each other.

Oh, we do, honey.

Which is what makes The knowledge that We're better off apart

Even more difficult To bear.

I mean, think about Your own life.

What about it?

You and joey.

The decision To break up, it isn't Made in one sitting.

It's--it's cumulative.

You have to re-decide Over and over. Each day.

I know there's a space heater In here somewhere.

Hey, what's jack milk?

What?

It says, "Get more jack milk."

That's whole milk.

You know, grams is skim, Jen's one percent.

Wow, everybody gets Their own kind of milk.

Yeah. Grams is Accommodating,

But she runs A very tight ship.

Coffee much?

Oh.

What's this about?

That's an inside joke.

It's kind of hard To explain.

Ok. You don't have to.

I get it. I mean, You're part of a family now.

Families have 3 types of milk And inside jokes.

Why would you want to move Back into that big, cold house

With a man who has no idea Of what kind of milk You drink

Or what kind of play You're directing?

You're really lucky.

It's you, isn't it?

It's not dad that's Asking me back home. It's you.

I miss my brother, jack.

Especially when my life Gets crazy

And I want somebody around To share it with.

And that's not meant To make you feel guilty,

And it's not meant As a sympathetic plea.

It's just the truth.

Gorgeous.

It's the pollution.

Certain industrial pollutants Make the moon appear More vivid.

So right about now, Some factory in boston

Probably just released something Highly toxic into the air.

You know, There was a time

When you'd Just see the magic In a sight like this.

Hmm. I still do.

It's just, you know,

Now I have a better sense Of the reality behind the magic.

Can I ask you something?

Just for the record?

Yeah, sure. Fire away.

When we were dating And I told you about...

Me, my past, um...

What was it that You were scared of?

Well, I think anything That we don't know Or understand

Can scare us.

And I had certainly Never known anyone

With your degree Of life experience.

Add to that That I was madly Infatuated with you and...

And you have one very Intimidated dawson leery.

Yeah.

Do you think that Most other boys

Would react The same way?

I'd love to say no, But I--but honestly, I don't know.

You can't know how anyone's Going to react.

But I can tell you, Just for the record,

That how I reacted was wrong.

And that now I can see that

The only thing more beautiful Than jen lindley

Is the reality Behind her magic.

And I feel sorry for any guy Who's too insecure to see that.

Ok. Let's get that Right up there.

Stacked a little there.

You got to build a teepee.

No, I'm telling you, It's air space.

As long as you Got an air vent--

Ok, guys, Blow, blow, blow!

We are so going To freeze.

You'll never get it started With the hickory on the bottom.

May I?

Hickory is a glorious wood, But it's a hard wood.

It'll never burn on its own.

Soft pine Goes on the bottom,

Oak in the middle...

Hickory on top.

There we go.

Wow. I'm impressed.

You know, she churns Her own butter, too.

Oh, I used to build a fire After dinner every night

In the winter.

Jennifer's grandfather would Sit in his leather chair,

Feet on ottoman,

And read to me.

Some nights we'd travel With ahab in search Of the great whale,

Some nights we'd float down The perilous river With huck and jim.

Nearly every night at some point In our journey,

He'd fall asleep, Chin on chest, Book on lap,

Content.

You know you love someone When you can spend The entire night

Just sitting by the fire, Watching them sleep.

Sounds like you Loved him very much.

Love is the hardest of woods.

It takes a long, long time To heat up,

But when it does...

God, it smells good In here.

Hickory burning In the hearth...

It smells like 46 years of my life.

They say that smell Is the most powerful Sense of recall

That we have.

It can bring back All kinds of buried Experiences.

Vanilla.

Still?

Every time I smell it.

Your father worked In a restaurant

When we first Started dating.

The franklin family fish house.

Every night after work, When he would come To pick me up,

He always smelled Like vanilla.

I used to soak my hands in it To alleviate the smell Of the cod.

Phenylene-diamine...

It's the main chemical Used to process film.

It reminds me Of the first time

I ever opened A film canister.

It's an intense smell.

At the time, It smelled like possibility.

Mothballs.

I love the smell Of mothballs.

No.

When class Would get out at The chapin school

In new york,

There was this old Storage room

In the back Of the auditorium that The drama club used

To keep all their Costumes and props in.

I would spend hours In there,

Hiding under Guinivere's skirt

Or wrapped in Lady macbeth's cloak.

It always seemed like No matter what had happened

Or how bad the day had been

Or how much I thought I was falling apart,

There's nothing that could Get to me in there.

Kickapoo juice.

Uh, it was this Grape juice,

And they used to hand out A cup of it

At the end of every day At summer camp.

And the owner Of the camp, mr. A.,

Made up that Stupid name.

We all knew It was hi-c.

This might sound A little goofy,

But do you think It's actually possible To smell snow?

Absolutely.

Well, that's My first memory then.

I don't know. I was maybe 2 or 3 years old,

But I just distinctly remember Getting up on my tippytoes

So I could look through This kind of half-open window

Ah the snow falling down On the frozen creek.

I mean, everything just Blanketed in stillness.

New car. We'd go on these Family trips,

And dad would always Request a brand new Rental car.

And, um, I guess That smell just...

Reminds me of all of us Traveling together

Down some big, Open highway.

Bacon, sizzling, crackling,

Wafting into my bedroom While I was still asleep,

Starting in my dreams And coaxing me into awake.

God, I know that smell.

Mom?

Yeah.

See, every sunday, When she didn't Have to work,

She would make Breakfast,

And I would Find my way Down the hallway

And stand next to her By the stove

And we would talk About school and boys

And we'd take The pancake batter

And pour it into Tiny molds shaped like Pine trees and animals.

My mom always loved To cook and take care Of everyone

And hated working At that bar every night.

She always told me Not worry because...

Eventually, um, She was going to make Enough money

And she was going To open up her very own,

Um, her very own Bed and breakfast.

She obviously didn't Get the chance

To see that dream Happen.

So I thought I would Give it a shot.

So, thank you, everyone, For coming

And--and helping us.

You're the best fake guests A girl could ask for.

But, really, you can all Go home now.

Mr. Fricke...

I'm really sorry This has been

Such a horrendous experience.

I, um, I realize It's no 5-star b&b,

But I'm pretty sure My mother would've loved it.

Is someone going to tell me What's going on?

Hey! Want some coffee?

Can someone please Get this lady A cup of coffee?

I thought everyone Was going home.

Well, you know, You sleep late, You miss a lot.

All right, you've Done the bed thing.

Now it's time For some breakfast.

Oh, thanks.

What are we Doing here?

This is for you, Mr. Fricke.

Thanks.

Good morning, everyone.

Morning!

Good morning, mr. Fricke.

Good morning.

You know, I know we still Have a few kinks To work out.

We'll probably never have

The fine linens And gourmet food

That you're used to.

The heat didn't work Last night.

But this is one Of the warmest places I've ever stayed.

And these pancakes

May be the best In the county.

All right!

Hmmm.

What am I missing?

Why, whatever Do you mean?

Well, for one thing,

Your pancakes are nowhere Near this good, bessie.

Oh.

Then perhaps we should pay our Compliments to the chef, huh?

What do you say? Chef!

Chef, chef, chef, chef!

Chef, chef, chef!

Now, who here Wants seconds?

Bodie!

What are you Doing here?

What do you mean?

I wouldn't miss this For the world.

I was up for hours Last night,

Thinking about what you said By the fire.

And I went up To the attic--

Look, bessie--

Dad gave this to mom For christmas 10 years ago.

We signed it Over breakfast.

Her first guest.

How could I forget Her dream?

You've had a few other Things to worry about, Bessie.

Like the lives Of 2 kids.

To the potter b&b.

May it live long And prosper.

Indeed!

Hear, hear!

Can I bother you?

Yeah.

You remember last night Around the fire,

That whole nostalgia Vanilla thing?

That brought back Another memory.

The fish bistro.

Yeah.

Oh, how could I ever Forget that pipe dream?

We thought that up When you were pregnant With dawson.

"Leery's fresh fish."

But you know what?

I think back To that time now

Before the teaching And the coaching.

That wasn't really My dream at all.

It was yours.

Oh, I don't know About that.

Well, I 'm not saying That you bailed on it Or anything.

It's not your fault You were more successful At doing something else.

Anyway, I know that You're interviewing

With a lot Of different stations And everything, um...

But there is this Little empty place

By the river.

Um, I came across it The other day

And wrote The number down.

Just in case you Wanted to take A look at it.

Thank you, mitch,

But that dream was So very long ago.

Seems like yesterday To me.

So this is why You brought me here?

Henry, I just shared With you all the events Of my past,

A veritable laundry list Of sexual crimes And misdemeanors.

Yeah.

So--so you're not Acting disgusted

Or self-righteous Or intimidated

Or even agog.

Well, why would I be Any of those things?

'cause that's how boys Always react.

Whatever you did before

Is part of what makes you Who you are.

I'm thankful for that.

Did you just say What I think you said?

Whatever it was,

I think I did, yeah.

Who are you, Henry parker?

Pacey, do you Have any idea What you're doing?

Well, I have put A lens cap on before, yeah.

I meant...

In general.

I mean, everything's Changing so rapidly.

I'm having trouble Finding my bearings.

You know?

I'll second That emotion.

You know, I...

I lay awake At night on my bed

Staring at my walls, Which are now blank,

Except for My lennon poster,

Trying to imagine The future.

And it's as blank As the walls.

I mean, all I can see is a past

That's barelyrecognizable anymore.

A perfect example, You.

Me?

You've come through this Whole metamorphosis.

You used to be glib And predictable and...

And now--I thought It was your relationship With annie,

But now you're Not with her, You're still...

I guess what I'm trying to say Is thank you.

For what, man?

Doing what I asked You to do--

Taking care of joey.

That. Well--

You really went Above and beyond The call.

You did something Really special For her.

I'm glad She has you.

Let me tell you Something, man.

It's no picnic, ok?

That potter girl, She ain't easy, all right?

She's physically incapable Of keeping her mouth shut

For more than 2 seconds At a time.

She's got an opinion About everything.

I mean, it's uncanny.

So any time you want To jump back in there,

You just let me know, Because I am eager to return

To our regularly scheduled Programming.

That glib enough for you?

That'll do fine, pace.

♪ sunshine All over the place ♪

♪ just put on a happy face ♪

Did you mix your Red pills with your Blue ones today?

I like that song.

Ahh.

Oh, just in time To carry our bags.

Uh, listen.

I wanted to talk something Through with you guys,

If you have a second.

Absolutely. What is it?

Ok, uh...

Ahem!

Andie is, um...

Andie's giving me The hard sell

About moving back home.

But what about your dad?

As much As I thought it was,

My moving back home

Really doesn't have Anything to do With my dad.

He's not there Half the time anyway.

It's about andie.

See, when you guys Invited me last summer

To stay with you,

I didn't have anything.

Or anyone.

And it was so generous Of both of you,

And it's not that you Just offered me A home, it...

It was the act Of reminding me that Somebody cared about me.

Even when I really didn't Feel like I deserved it.

Now andie needs To be reminded of that.

I'm her brother.

So, look, I-I-I'm sorry.

I don't want you guys To think that I don't Appreciate everything,

And every-- You did so much for me, And I--

Go home, jack.

Go home.

Potter?

Potter, look, I talked to the furnace guy.

He said he could come by Tomorrow if he didn't...