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And don't give me
That look.
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I know there's been
A lot of late night
Creeping around.
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I'm just taking
Standard precautions.
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You are so in denial.
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Excuse me?
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Denial. You can't
Accept the fact
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That the little boy that
You brought in the world
Is grown up.
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And he's a sexual being.
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You having sex
With joey?
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No. I did not say that.
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But I am a sexual being.
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Responsible, mind you.
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But biologically,
A sexual being.
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A sexual being?
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Yep. You are having trouble
Facing that reality, dad.
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It's a typical
Parental problem.
But you know what?
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No. What?
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The sooner you accept it,
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The sooner you and I
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Will have an honest
Relationship.
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Mm-hmm. Dawson,
Are you and joey
Having sex?
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No.
No?
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No.
Thank you.
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But...One day...
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Down the road...
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I'm gonna have sex.
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And you acting
All paranoid
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And chucking ladders
And locking windows
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Is not gonna
Stop me.
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So please, will you stop
Acting like a typical parent
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And just let things
Take their natural course?
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Let joey and me
Hang out in my room
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Alone at night
Unsupervised.
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No.
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Why not?
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Because, dawson,
The fact is
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I am a parent,
All right?
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I am your parent.
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And it's my duty
To be paranoid
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About my 15-year-old son
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Upstairs in my very
Own house having sex.
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You are so unenlightened.
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Didn't you grow up
In the sixties?
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Dawson,
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You can psychologically
Deconstruct me
All you want,
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But here's the deal.
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Parent, me. Child, you.
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All right?
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Parent, me. Child, you.
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He is such a tyrant.
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You handled him well.
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You think so?
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Joey?
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What are you doing here?
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Uh, joey, would you
Come with me, please?
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What did I just say,
Dawson?
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What did I just say?
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You, jane. Me, tarzan?
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No, parent, me.
Grounded, you.
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Bye, dawson.
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Bye, joey.
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I'll see you in
A few minutes.
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No, you won't.
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Bessie, you're
Water's boiling.
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What?
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Never mind.
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Joey, I'm so glad
You're still here.
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I got a call
From the health department.
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They're planning on
Doing an inspection
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Of the ice house
This week.
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Can you go over there?
Now?
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Just make sure everything's
Put away and spic and span.
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Last thing I need now
Is the health department
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Slapping us with
Some big fine
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Or god forbid,
Closing us down.
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You seem to be
Forgetting something.
It's called first period.
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Oh, come on, joey, it'll
Only take a minute.
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I gotta drop
Alexander off
At the sitter's.
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He's missing a shoe.
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Oh, alexander, you
Kicked off your shoe.
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Here, joey,
Can you hold him?
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Look, joey, please.
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Will you just do me
This one favor?
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Go by the ice house
On your way to school.
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Please, will you?
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Fine. Here,
I gotta go then.
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Hang on. Ok, here.
Here we are.
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Ok.
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Oh, while you're there,
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Will you just wipe
Down the counters
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Real quick,
So it looks clean?
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Fine.
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Oh, yeah. And,
Joey, the freezer.
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Can you mop behind
The freezer?
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I can't even remember
The last time we did that.
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Hey, thanks, joey.
You're the greatest.
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Is that the sexual
Being himself?
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You know what
I was thinking?
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No, but I'm sure
You're gonna tell me.
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Don't tell me that,
When you were my age,
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You weren't sneakin' around
And makin' out with girls
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In the backs of cars
And movie theaters.
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You're right. I was.
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But that was the whole
Fun of being 15, dawson.
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It was the fear
Of getting caught
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That made it
More dangerous
And exciting.
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So by restricting
My access to joey,
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What you're really
Trying to do is
Liven up my sex life?
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You hear that, mom?
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What sex life?
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No. Now you're twisting
My words again, dawson.
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Go to school.
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Hee hee. Do you ever notice
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That when your parental
Authority is in question,
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You start
Barking out orders?
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Go. Now.
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Bye, mom.
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Bye, honey.
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You know, I think our
Son is training to be
A lawyer.
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He has become the
Master of
Manipulation.
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I wonder where
He learned that.
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Meaning?
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Meaning you both can
Come up with incredible
Rationalizations,
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Especially when
It comes to acting out
Your sexual impulses.
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Oh...Listen, gale,
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This whole idea of an open
Marriage was exactly that--
It was an idea.
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I'm not gonna force
Your hand into anything
If you're against it.
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Are you against it?
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Well, I'm not for it.
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But if that's
What it takes--
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Come on. No.
Look, enough said.
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No, no, no.
If what you need is
To get even with me
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And to sow your oats,
Then--
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Gale, let's drop--
Let's drop the whole thing.
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I mean, I--I don't
Wanna fight about it.
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You don't?
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No.
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I love you, mitch.
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I'll see you after work.
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Have a good one.
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Jen, I have a very
Important question
For you,
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And I need an answer
Immediately.
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What is it?
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Who would you rather
Have sex with--
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Trey harter
Or jeff burdis?
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Ha. Neither.
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Are you crazy?!
Look at them!
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What? They're a couple
Of gym junkies.
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They have
No cultural interests,
No inner lives.
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All they do
Is play football
And swap pornos.
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They're
A couple of pigs.
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Yeah, but it's like they're
So completely disgusting,
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It's almost erotic.
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Do you know what I mean?
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God, I cannot believe
I am friends with someone
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Who only has eyes
For dawson leery.
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Guilty as charged.
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Please!
You're making me ill.
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Jen, look at me.
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I have 3 words for you--
Make it happen.
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Abby--
No!
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Don't abby me.
Make...It...Happen.
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Pacey, wait!
Look, I need your help!
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Oh, god, here we go.
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Ok. Andi, I'm having
A really mellow morning.
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I haven't had
Any car accidents,
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I haven't
Been diagnosed with
Any terminal defects,
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And I'd really just
Like to keep a low pro,
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So buh-bye.
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I'm sure there
Are a dozen dimwits with
Highlights and c-cups
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You'd rather
Be talking to,
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But you're the only
Person I know in econ,
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So here's the deal.
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I left my backpack
In my locker yesterday.
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Can I borrow your notes
On the reading?
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Ok. I don't actually
Have any notes
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Because I didn't
Do the reading.
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Ok, and don't give me
The homework guilt trip,
All right?
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That's what
I have parents for.
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Did I say anything?
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I did not say anything.
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I'm just freaking out.
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What if mr. Maddock
Calls on me in class?
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Then you do
What I always do--
You just say "Pass."
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Ha. Pacey,
I don't say "Pass."
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Pass is not
In my vocabulary.
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There's just--
There's no way!
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Ok. Settle down, all right?
This is just one assignment.
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You're not flunking out.
Yeah, I know that,
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But you get behind by one day,
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You're always
Struggling to catch up.
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Then you just get
More confused,
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Then the next thing you know,
You're out on the street,
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Drunk and dirty,
Wheeling a shopping cart.
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Andi...You're rich.
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Rich people don't
End up in the street.
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They end up in florida.
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Oh, no! You're doomed!
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Come on! Now,
You've gotta help me!
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Do you know anybody
That did 'em?
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I mean, is there anybody
I can borrow them from?
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Mmm. Let me think.
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...And, finally,
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What is the difference
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Between macroeconomics
And microeconomics?
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Andi?
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Um...
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Microeconomics is...
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Microeconomics is when...
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Pass.
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I'm sorry.
What did you say?
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Pass.
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Kenny?
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Macroeconomics is
The study of whole
Economic systems
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And how
They interrelate.
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Microeconomics is the study
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Of individual areas of
Economic activity
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Like corporations.
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Very good. Well put.
Thank you, kenny.
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Which leads me
To your assignment.
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We're going to focus
On the microeconomics
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Of the family household.
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This week,
You're going to pair up
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And play a little game
I call alternative
Lifestyles.
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Now,
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In this hat
Are all your names.
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You're going to
Choose a partner,
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I will assign you
Identities,
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And then you are to
Prepare an extensive
Annual budget
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For your fictional
Household.
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I strongly recommend
Research trips
Into the field.
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How much money will you
Have to spend a year
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On food, clothing, travel?
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Now, these are questions
That every household
Must ask,
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And these are the questions
That I want you to answer.
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So, let's begin.
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Andi.
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Pacey witter.
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You and pacey are
A lower-middle class family
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With 3 children.
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Pacey,
You're a bus driver.
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Andi, you're
A sales clerk.
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Kenny reiling.
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Mr. Maddock,
Is it possible
To switch partners?
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No, it's not.
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Huh! Trey harter.
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That's me, man.
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Killer, man.
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Now, you two
Will be a well-to-do
Same-sex couple.
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Trey, you're going to be
A pediatrician,
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Jeff, you're
An advertising executive.
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What do you mean
Same-sex?
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As in gay, ok?
And you're planning
On getting married,
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Wedding expenses
Have got to be
In your budget.
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What do
You mean gay?
256
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,239
Jen lindley.
257
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,949
Ok, uh, a wealthy couple.
258
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,325
Dawson, you're
A stockbroker,
259
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,785
Jen, you're a engineer,
260
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,036
You got 2 kids
In college,
261
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,539
A house at the beach,
Annual income...
262
00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:24,374
$400,000 a year.
263
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:28,086
And last but not least,
264
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,546
Joey potter.
265
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,214
Odd woman out.
266
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,258
That's ok, joey,
Uh, you will be
267
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,509
A successful
Single mother
268
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,761
Raising 2 kids
On your own.
269
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,179
That everybody?
270
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,931
Good luck,
271
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,766
And don't spend
All your money
In one place.
272
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,477
This assignment
Is so lame.
273
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,937
I mean, pretending
To be something we're
Never going to be,
274
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,814
Budgeting money
We're never
Going to have.
275
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,107
I mean,
What's the point?
276
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,067
The point is
To get us thinking
277
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,445
About economic problems
We will face
In the real world.
278
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,196
I hate to break it
To you, peter pan,
279
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,698
But some of us
Are already dealing
With those problems.
280
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,867
I mean, it just gets me
Thinking about the future
281
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,036
And how I have no idea
What I'm going
To do with my life.
282
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,413
You have an idea.
283
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,957
I don't.
That's you, dawson.
284
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,334
You've got it
All mapped out.
285
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,793
You're going to go
Off to hollywood,
286
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,920
Become some high-profile
Movie director,
287
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,006
Make millions of dollars,
Get a drug addiction,
288
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,215
End up at
The betty ford center,
289
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,758
Marry some...
290
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,511
Excuse me?
291
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,012
And me, I mean,
When I close my eyes
292
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,721
And think about where
I'll be in 10 years,
293
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,890
It's blank. I mean,
I have no idea, dawson.
294
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:23,808
You will.
295
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,101
One day.
296
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,604
This project is just
Going to depress me.
297
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,981
It think
It'll be fun.
298
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,358
Oh, really?
299
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,817
And are you as excited
300
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,570
To partner up
With jen as she is?
301
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,656
The look on her face
Was classic, dawson.
302
00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,658
You have nothing
To worry about.
303
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,541
Famous last words.
304
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,472
Oh, jen,
You're drooling!
305
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,391
Look, this is
The moment of truth.
306
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,766
You're going to
Be working with him
307
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,726
All week long
One-on-one,
308
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,354
So the question is
309
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,564
Are you going
To be passive
310
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,065
And masochistic,
311
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,525
And really piss me
Off,
312
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,026
Or are you going
To be proactive
313
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,277
And grab him
By the dipstick
314
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,904
And make me proud?
315
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,240
Abby, it's not that simple.
I mean, take a look at him.
316
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,409
He's totally into joey.
He's in love with her.
317
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,452
Ah, he's
A 15-year-old boy.
318
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,246
He doesn't know
What love is.
319
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,914
All he does know
320
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,584
Is that he goes
To sleep every night
Jerking his gherkin
321
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,792
And he wakes up
Every morning
322
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,587
Humping his mattress.
323
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:38,007
Excuse me, abby. Uh...
324
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,634
What? Who are you?
325
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,511
Kenny reiling.
I'm your partner in econ.
326
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,388
No, you're not.
Go away.
327
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,890
Look, I thought
We should talk
About our assignment.
328
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,101
Look, um,
Can you just do
The assignment
329
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,519
And put my name
On it?
330
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,939
'cause that
Would be great.
Thanks. Bye.
331
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,315
Anyway,
332
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,816
I think it's time
For a little bit
333
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,527
Of this
New york city
Regression.
334
00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,739
I mean,
You have to show him
The old naughty jen.
335
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,823
'cause this new jen
Just isn't working.
336
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,951
I mean, you're
Going to be working
Together all week.
337
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,620
It's a perfect
Opportunity.
338
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,496
Late night
Study sessions,
339
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,831
Role playing
Like you guys are
Husband and wife,
340
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,251
And you can remind him
What a great couple
You used to be
341
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,377
And how compatible
You are.
342
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,212
I don't know.
I mean, I--
343
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,880
I don't want to jump
The gun, you know.
344
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,717
I want you to jump
The gun. His gun.
345
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,637
And I want all
The gory details.
346
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,538
What are you doing?
347
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,790
Haven't you ever
Mopped before?
348
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,166
You dip the mop
In the bucket.
349
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,793
Don't pour the water
All over the floor.
350
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,252
Uh, sorry.
351
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,421
Look, I know I made
A few blunders,
352
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,215
But I'm not
A screwup.
353
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,718
It's ok. Here, I'll do it.
Don't worry about it.
354
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,512
All right, just go
Wipe off some counters.
355
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,935
What is going on here?
Is something flooding?
356
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,146
No. Jack--never mind.
357
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,232
I'm taking care of it,
But can we save some of
This cleanup for tomorrow?
358
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,193
No. This week
We have to stay
On top of everything.
359
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,902
I'm so paranoid
The health department's
360
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,822
Just going to jump
Down our throats.
361
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,532
I have this huge econ project
Due friday.
362
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,658
It's worth
A third of my grade.
363
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,535
I have to prepare
This household budget
364
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,703
For a single
Career mother,
365
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,705
And I have no idea
What I'm doing.
366
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,289
I'm virtually
A single career mother.
367
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,667
I can help you. What
Do you need to know?
368
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,419
Thanks, bess, but
You're not exactly the model
For this assignment.
369
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,046
Why not?
370
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,131
First of all,
She's a supersuccessful
Career woman
371
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,966
With $150,000 income.
372
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,260
Well, joey, maybe
I'm not supersuccessful,
373
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:50,097
But if there's one thing
I do know how to do,
It's budget money.
374
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,225
You know, you're right.
I should get some advice.
375
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,477
Find a career woman
Who's actually living
This assignment,
376
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,645
Ask her for help.
377
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,105
Hello. I'll do it.
378
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,066
You keep cleaning,
And I'll advise.
379
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,901
Thanks, bess,
But you can barely
Get your bills
380
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,737
Paid on time.
381
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,197
I appreciate
The offer, but I think
I'll find somebody else.
382
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,081
Dude, check out
This viper.
383
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,459
Pacey, can you
Please put that down
For one second?
384
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,253
Is that possible?
385
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,506
We are seriously
Over budget
By, like, $30,000.
386
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,466
That's fine.
387
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,009
Don't really
Need a jacuzzi.
388
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,178
As long as I
Get this viper,
Everything's ok.
389
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,346
Huh, no.
390
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,556
You are a bus driver,
391
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,849
And I am a sales clerk.
392
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,559
You're not getting
Any viper.
393
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,603
Ok, I think
The first decision
We should make
394
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,937
Is where
We're going to live,
395
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,313
And since
We have 3 kids,
396
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,815
We should get
A 4-bedroom house.
397
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,275
Kids don't need
Their own rooms.
398
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,444
You know,
Not everybody gets
To grow up like you,
399
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,695
A fairy princess.
400
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,280
I want a divorce.
401
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,156
Granted.
You know what,
We split the cash,
402
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,617
You can have the kids,
I'll keep the car.
403
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,786
That is so typical.
404
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,995
Doesn't it sicken you
That you're living up
405
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,874
To the most common and
Base of male stereotypes?
406
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,918
You don't care
About your wife
And kids, no.
407
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,170
All you care about
Is this overpriced,
Absurd piece of metal.
408
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,006
Hey, it's got
Passenger side airbags.
409
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,592
Look, I want a viper,
Ok? That's it.
410
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,761
End of story.
411
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,473
Ok. Compromise.
412
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,099
You'll get your viper
413
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,936
If and only if
We can find a viable
2-bedroom apartment.
414
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,520
How are we
Supposed to do that?
415
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,064
Well, mr. Maddock said
We should do some research
In the field,
416
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,191
So let's go
Apartment scouting.
417
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,208
I'll get you those numbers
Tomorrow.
418
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,628
Okay, take care.
I will.
419
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,712
Have a nice evening.
420
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,631
Thanks for the ride.
421
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,841
See you tomorrow.
Bye. Ok.
422
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,266
Hi, honey.
423
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,146
Where's dawson?
424
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,482
He's, uh,
Studying next door.
425
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,694
Oh, what a day.
426
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,445
Yeah, I'll bet.
427
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,447
I missed a deadline,
The car
Wouldn't start,
428
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,158
Frank from
Accounting had to
Give me a ride home.
429
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,702
Why didn't you call me?
430
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,538
Just thought
It would be easier
If I got a ride.
431
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,708
From, uh, frank
In accounting.
432
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,460
Please don't tell me
You're mad about that.
433
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,884
Look, gale, I know
That frank just gave you
A ride home,
434
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,343
But I can't stop
How I feel.
435
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,512
Now, we've lost it here.
There's no trust here.
436
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,972
There's no honesty.
437
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,098
I don't know what
To do to get it back.
438
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,897
I don't know. Maybe
This idea, maybe this
Open marriage thing--
439
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:44,981
Mitch--
440
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,984
Now, wait, wait,
Just hear me out.
441
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,694
Maybe,
442
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,364
By taking away the rules,
443
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,076
I can take away
The need to trust you,
444
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,287
And we can get back some
Of what we've lost.
445
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,289
Meaning?
446
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,833
Meaning from this moment on,
447
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,293
Thursday night
Is date night.
448
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,046
We can go out
With whomever we want,
449
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,130
Do whatever we want
Whenever we want,
450
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,425
And the only rule
451
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,676
Is we're honest
About it.
452
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,638
See, there's
No need to lie.
453
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,391
An open marriage
Allows us that.
454
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,857
Huh! Maybe we
Should send our kids
To state school.
455
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,026
It would be a hell
Of a lot cheaper.
456
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,486
Dawson, if we
Had kids, they'd be
Ivy league material.
457
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,363
These prices
Are astronomical.
458
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,782
According to
Our tax bracket,
459
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,617
We would have to
Earn $60,000 a year
460
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,577
Just to send one kid
To one year of college.
461
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,997
It's such a rip-off.
462
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,749
What are you--what
Are you laughing at?
463
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,418
This conversation.
464
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,003
I mean,
Listen to us.
465
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,631
We're talking
About our mortgages,
466
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:55,468
How we're going to afford
To send our kids to college.
467
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,303
I don't know. It's like
We're actually married.
468
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,806
Hmm.
469
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,058
Who knows? 20 years
On down the line,
470
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,851
It could be us.
471
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,980
Well, I think these
Travel expenses
472
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,188
Are a little bit
Unrealistic.
473
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,607
I mean, we're
Going to want to go
474
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,109
Someplace warm in
The winter, right?
475
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,903
Yeah. Some place like
The florida keys or--
476
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,113
I've never been
To hawaii.
477
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,363
Jamaica.
478
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,158
Or how about fiji?
479
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,159
Fiji. I can
Totally do fiji.
480
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,662
That would be cool.
481
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,538
Uh, we should, um,
Call a travel agent,
482
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,957
Do some
Price-checking.
483
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,542
Should we take
The kids?
484
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,838
No. They're in college.
They probably won't want
To go with us.
485
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,798
Yeah. Probably
Sick of us.
486
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,844
Besides, if we go alone,
It's much more romantic.
487
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,807
God, that's--we've agreed
On practically every aspect
488
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,266
Of married life.
489
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,394
I don't think we could
Really be more compatible.
490
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,230
Hmm!
491
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,611
You know, it's kind
Of a relief to see
492
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,404
That you and me
Can still hang out,
You know?
493
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,700
Yeah.
494
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,535
I mean, it's fun,
And there's moments
495
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,578
When it feels
496
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,706
Like nothing's really
Changed between us.
497
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,670
Kind of like right now.
498
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,678
Well, yeah.
499
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,680
We've probably
Done enough work
For tonight.
500
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,098
What do you think?
501
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,148
Hey, dawson, um,
502
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,068
If you happen to
Get any inspiration
On the assignment
503
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:38,445
Or, you know,
Just want to talk,
Whatever, right?
504
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,864
I'm here for you.
505
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,366
My door's
Always open.
506
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,952
If you know
What I mean.
507
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,664
I think so.
508
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:49,832
I--I'll see you
Tomorrow.
509
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,126
Bye.
510
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:02,428
What is that?
511
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,930
Rat trap.
512
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,556
We have a little
Vermin infestation.
513
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,724
Not a big deal.
514
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,517
Um. Are you renting
515
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,894
The place as is?
516
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,354
Yup. As is.
517
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,314
Hmm. Still want
That viper?
518
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,025
What are we doing here?
519
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,527
Are we doing
This project, or are
We moving in together?
520
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,738
We've looked at,
Like, 12 different
Apartment buildings,
521
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,198
And for what?
522
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,618
Research. Mr. Maddock
Told us to do research.
523
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,494
Yeah,
But the assignment
Is due tomorrow,
524
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,705
And we don't have
A thing on paper.
525
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,249
Is that my fault?
526
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,126
Yes, it is your fault.
527
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,585
You're the one
Who's been leading us
528
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,754
On this
Ridiculous apartment
Scavenger hunt.
529
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,840
I'm sorry.
530
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,551
I'm sorry
I actually got into
This project, pacey.
531
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:45,138
I'm sorry I'm not
The biggest slacker
On the planet.
532
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,431
After all this,
You still think
I'm lazy.
533
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,183
Ha. No, pacey.
534
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,227
There's lazy, and--
Then there's you.
535
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,230
Are you trying to win
Some teen rebel award?
536
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,731
I mean, do you think
537
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,692
It's cool
To give the finger to
Everything and everyone
538
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,988
That doesn't fit
Into your little
Self-destructive agenda?
539
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,530
Ok, let's get
One thing straight.
540
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:04,949
You don't know
Anything about me.
541
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,117
Well, enlighten me.
542
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,786
My econ grade depends on it.
Fine.
543
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,080
You want the broken
Record, here it is.
544
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,665
Since before
The dawn of time,
545
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,834
I have been designated
The black sheep
Of my family.
546
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,710
This label is permanent.
I can't erase it,
547
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,378
And I can't trade it in
For a new one.
548
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,506
I could bring home
An "A" in econ
Or an "F."
549
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,216
I could bring home
The nobel peace prize,
550
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,218
It wouldn't make
The slightest bit
Of difference.
551
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,761
So, miss perky,
552
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,014
You try growing up
In a family atmosphere
Like that
553
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,473
And see if you
Can stay motivated.
554
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,767
I'm sorry, I didn't
Mean to, uh--
555
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,102
No, of course not.
556
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:35,146
You were
Too busy getting
Into character.
557
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,647
Oh, I'm just
A sales clerk,
558
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,940
A poor little
Sales clerk
559
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,233
Looking for an apartment.
560
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,693
You want to know
The reason
561
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,778
That this assignment
Is so fascinating
To you?
562
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,613
In reality, you've
Never had a problem
563
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,157
In your entire life.
564
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,284
You drive around in your saab,
You buy your new clothes,
565
00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:50,036
You basically throw
Your money away.
566
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,411
The idea
That people
567
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,413
Actually have to budget
Their monthly income
568
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,166
Is like some
Fascinating novelty
To you.
569
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,667
You're rich,
And you're spoiled,
570
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,127
And that's what
It comes down to.
571
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,215
You know what?
You're right.
572
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,050
I don't know
Anything about you,
573
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,718
And you know
Even less about me,
574
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,094
So just leave me alone!
575
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,225
Andi, wait. Hey.
576
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,935
So?
577
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,729
Are you going to
Take the apartment?
578
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,656
Hi.
579
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,200
Hi, I'm joey potter.
580
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,202
Thank you so much
For seeing me,
Miss weston.
581
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,287
Oh, please, joey,
Call me laura.
582
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,747
I know you must
Be incredibly busy,
583
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,582
But I'm preparing
This household
Budget.
584
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:37,958
Mr. Maddock gave me
Your name.
585
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,543
He said
You're the living
Embodiment
586
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,921
Of a successful
Career woman.
587
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,339
What's so funny?
588
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:45,423
I don't know.
I just never thought
The day would come
589
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:46,675
That I would be described
590
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,802
As the embodiment of
A successful career woman.
591
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,596
Can you bring me
The farley portfolio?
592
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,430
I need to look at it
Before the meeting.
593
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,350
Well, you
Must've always been
Pretty ambitious
594
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:55,642
To be doing
So well. I mean--
595
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,019
Oh, ambitious.
Are you kidding?
596
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:58,938
Not at all.
597
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,523
A few years ago,
I was the quintessential
Housewife,
598
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,442
Raising kids,
Staying at home, no job.
599
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,444
Growing up, I'd always
Loved art and drawings,
600
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,780
So I decided to go
Back to school.
601
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,282
Now, I'm teaching art,
602
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,200
And working
As an interior designer.
603
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,660
It's great, because
I spend half my time
Teaching, which I love,
604
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:14,745
And the other half
In design.
605
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,373
Thanks.
606
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,999
Well, you must be
Incredibly talented.
607
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,127
Incredibly hardworking
Is what I am.
608
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,502
Now, joey, we're
Doing the designs
609
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,297
For a chain
Of mexican restaurants.
610
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,631
Come take a look
At these floor plans.
611
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,884
They look good to me.
612
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:31,262
No, look closer.
Do you see any
Potential problems?
613
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,849
Well...
614
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,934
Never mind.
615
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,769
No, no. What is it?
616
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,230
Well, it's just
That you placed
The kitchen and the bar
617
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,689
At opposite ends
Of the restaurant.
618
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,567
And why is that
A problem?
619
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,486
Well, I work in a restaurant,
And by doing that
620
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,364
Then the waiters have to place
The kitchen orders
621
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,949
And the drink orders
Separately.
622
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,200
Everything takes
Twice as long,
623
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,534
And you end up
Running around
624
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,245
Like a chicken
With its head cut off.
625
00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:57,871
You think
Maybe I could pick
Your brain
626
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,333
About some of these other
Designs, a little trade-off
627
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:02,835
For helping you
On your assignment?
628
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:03,919
Fair enough.
629
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,171
I'd be happy to.
630
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,047
Good.
631
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,092
Nothing?
632
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,927
You've been working
With him all week,
633
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,638
And you expect me to
Believe that nothing
Has happened?
634
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,514
I'm telling you,
Nothing has
Happened.
635
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,225
I don't know.
I mean,
636
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,727
He's so
Head-over-heels
In love with joey,
637
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,062
I can't compete
With her.
638
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,230
That is where
You're wrong.
639
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,732
Joey has nothing
On you.
640
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,609
Kenny,
641
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:28,944
What do you think
Of joey potter?
642
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,196
She's hot!
643
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,198
Oh, shut up!
What do you know?
644
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,824
You're practically
Wall-eyed.
645
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,951
Well, look,
646
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,204
Abby, I do know
We should be working
On our assignment.
647
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,580
Ok, you're bugging me.
Can you just get out
Of my hair
648
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,208
And go finish it?
649
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,002
Look, abby, you haven't been
Doing your share of the work.
650
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,380
Well, what
Do you expect?
651
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,340
I'm not like you, kenny.
652
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,509
I have a very demanding
Social life.
653
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,640
Anyway, joey
May be pretty.
654
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,976
She does have
That fresh-faced
Appeal
655
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,020
In a very j. Crew
Catalogue kind of way,
656
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,438
But she's no you.
657
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,274
You're a sex kitten,
Jen,
658
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,984
And you should work it
To your advantage.
659
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,403
Oh, what are
You saying?
660
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,530
That I--I should
Just take off
All my clothes
661
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:13,697
And throw myself
At him?
662
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,241
It could work.
663
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,493
Opportunity is not
A lengthy visitor,
664
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,577
And tonight
Is your last night
With him.
665
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,247
I mean, you have
To go for broke.
666
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,332
Wear something
Scandalous.
667
00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:24,917
You can borrow
One of my dresses
668
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,087
And just spray perfume
In all the right places.
669
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:32,799
Big, red, moist lips.
670
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,468
You know what?
You're right.
671
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,763
I may as well
Put the final nail
672
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:38,889
In my coffin
Of shame.
673
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:39,932
What have I
Got to lose?
674
00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:41,475
Yeah. Just seduce him.
675
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,477
His tidy whities
Will be in a ball
676
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,563
By the foot of the bed
Before you can say
677
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:47,273
Joey potter is a virgin.
678
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,831
Dinner's ready.
679
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,876
Well, I made
Other plans, gale.
680
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,046
It's thursday.
681
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:13,173
Ah, thursday, right.
682
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,259
Um,
683
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,428
Well then, uh,
684
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:20,556
You have fun.
I'll see you later.
685
00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:21,974
Right.
686
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:31,108
Hey, you want
To come with me
To the ice house?
687
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,650
I told bessie
I'd help clean up.
688
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:35,779
Uh, no. I've got--
689
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,616
I got to stay here
And finish my project
With jen.
690
00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:39,992
Ah.
691
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,327
Mine's done.
692
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,869
I hate you.
693
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,163
Yeah?
694
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,705
Well, actually,
695
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,500
Laura practically did
The whole thing.
696
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,126
She's so cool,
Dawson.
697
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,337
I mean, she said
Anytime I want to
Internet her company
698
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,297
She'd hook me up.
Really?
699
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,466
Uh-huh.
She just kind of
Made me realize
700
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:58,427
That maybe someday
I could own
My own business
701
00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,596
Or run
My own company.
702
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:02,014
It was cool.
703
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:03,390
See? Looks like joey
704
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,643
Has some
Career aspirations
After all.
705
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,815
Um,
If your father
Comes back,
706
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:14,485
Tell him
That since it's
Thursday night,
707
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:16,153
I've gone out.
708
00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:18,780
When will you be back?
709
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,824
Later.
710
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:22,284
Good night,
Honey.
711
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:25,663
Good night.
712
00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:27,998
I have given up
Trying to figure out
My parents.
713
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,292
I don't know.
It's just--ha!
714
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,461
Things are
Really weird right now.
715
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,592
Do you think
Maybe we should
Take advantage
716
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,886
Of this momentary
Lack of supervision?
717
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:51,647
Hey.
718
00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,149
Hey.
719
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,942
If I've interrupted
Something,
720
00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:57,277
I can come back
Later.
721
00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:00,030
No. Actually, I
Was just leaving.
722
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,031
Bye, dawson.
723
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,491
Good-bye.
724
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:07,663
Nice dress.
725
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:09,081
Thanks.
I borrowed it.
726
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,832
I bet.
727
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,380
So, um,
728
00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:18,215
Where do you want
To do this?
729
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,176
Somewhere where we
Can be comfortable.
730
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:22,678
Let's go
To your bedroom.
731
00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:26,973
Why do we need
2 range rovers?
732
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,308
Compromise, jeff.
733
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,060
A couple of weeks
In europe,
734
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,019
Drive a cheaper car.
735
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,354
Huh! Fine.
736
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:33,480
You want
The honeymoon,
737
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:34,981
You drive
The cheaper car, ok?
738
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,400
Oh, man.
739
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,277
You're so selfish.
Why do you act like that?
740
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:40,362
Yeah, I'm selfish!
You always act like that.
741
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,573
Yeah. Yeah,
Quit it.
742
00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:44,575
Hey, sorry I'm late.
743
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,159
God, this place
Is a pigsty.
744
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,120
We got slammed.
745
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:51,206
Mmm. Hey, bessie,
I was telling laura about
Our financial problems--
746
00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:53,083
Who's laura?
747
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,835
Well, she's the interior
Designer who helped me
With my project.
748
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,838
Oh, right, the super-
Successful career woman.
749
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,840
Anyway, she had some
Really good ideas,
750
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,468
I mean, ways to keep
Our overhead costs down.
751
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:04,344
And laura also said
752
00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:06,430
She could help us
Design a new logo
For the ice house.
753
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,390
I mean, we could
Print new menus,
Place mats.
754
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:09,891
We don't need new menus
Or place mats.
755
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,644
She said she
Could do it for free.
756
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,187
Said it's crucial
For businesses to revamp
Every so often.
757
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,148
It keeps things fresh.
758
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,484
I don't have time
To listen to advice
From some woman
759
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,653
That knows nothing
About me or my life
Or the ice house.
760
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,071
Look, she's
Just trying to help.
761
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,822
I don't need her help.
I need your help now.
762
00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:26,158
Health department
Called.
763
00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,661
They're coming tomorrow
To do the inspection,
764
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,120
This place
Is a total disaster.
765
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,080
You don't have to snap
At me like it's my fault.
766
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:34,166
I thought you were
Coming in earlier.
We needed you.
767
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,126
I'm sorry, bessie.
I actually have a life.
768
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,503
I am not your
Full-time slave.
769
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,213
That's a bit of
An exaggeration.
770
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,049
I feel like all
I ever do is run your errands,
Answer your phone calls,
771
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,968
Take care of your baby,
And I'm sick of it.
772
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,804
Hey, where
Should I put--
773
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,515
Joey, I'm really
Sorry my baby and I
Are cramping your style.
774
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:50,683
Why don't you go home?
775
00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:52,685
Jack and I
Have it covered.
776
00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,746
Hey,
We're closed.
777
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:15,833
Listen, could I just
Get a cup of coffee, man?
I'm desperate.
778
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,043
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
779
00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:19,628
You're andi's
Brother, right?
780
00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:21,296
I'm pacey.
781
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:23,965
Yeah, I know
Who you are.
782
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:26,926
Uh, listen, is your sister
On any medication?
783
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,804
'cause she just went
Completely ballistic on me.
784
00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:30,389
Why? What'd you
Do to her?
785
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,726
Nothing. I just called
Her a spoiled princess,
She goes psycho.
786
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,602
I guess
The truth hurts sometimes.
787
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:37,312
Andi a spoiled
Princess,
788
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,565
I don't think anything
Could be further from
The truth.
789
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:43,485
Oh, come on, don't try
And tell me your family's
Not totally loaded?
790
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:46,739
You think I'm
Working here for kicks?
791
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,742
Yeah, but your sister
Drives a saab, man, and
All those nice clothes.
792
00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:52,952
Well, it's
The last remains of
A decaying dynasty.
793
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,414
I don't get it.
794
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:59,251
Look, there was a time
When things were--
Were easy for us,
795
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:02,295
I mean, relatively,
But those days
Are over now.
796
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,047
Look, I really don't
Want to get into this.
797
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,717
Uh, just do me a favor.
798
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:10,178
Give andi a break,
You know. She--
She deserves it.
799
00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:37,748
How are you?
800
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:38,916
What's up,
You guys?
801
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,715
Hey, how are you?
802
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:10,238
All right, we're done.
803
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,949
Whew!
804
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,325
Finally, huh?
805
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,785
Ahh.
806
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,371
Mission accomplished.
807
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,629
Oh, my god,
I am so exhausted.
808
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,256
I can barely
Even see straight.
809
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,634
Yeah, I feel like I've
Become one with this chair.
810
00:33:35,848 --> 00:33:40,560
How about a massage?
Get rid of a little bit
Of that tension, hmm?
811
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,814
Um, I'm--I'm cool.
812
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,360
Are you sure?
813
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,820
Yep.
814
00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:56,660
God, I am so beat.
815
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:04,960
Uh, I don't think I can
Even make it next door.
816
00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:07,295
Do you mind if
I just crash here
For the night?
817
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:14,177
Actually, yeah, I do.
818
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,221
What?
819
00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:18,765
Yeah, I do mind.
820
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:21,935
I think you should
Probably go home.
821
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,854
What?
822
00:34:23,896 --> 00:34:28,025
Oh, what, so--so we
Can't hang out together
Anymore, is that it?
823
00:34:28,065 --> 00:34:29,943
No, absolutely
We can hang out together,
824
00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:31,695
We just can't
Sleep together.
825
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,488
Oh, calm down, dawson.
826
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,908
God, I was just asking
If I could crash
At your house.
827
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,993
Nobody said anything
About sleeping together.
828
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:43,665
I know what it is.
829
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,585
It's joey, isn't it?
830
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:49,462
She's been putting ideas
In your head about me.
831
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:51,631
No, jen, joey is
Not putting any ideas
In my head about you.
832
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:52,841
I'm not oblivious.
833
00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:54,217
Meaning?
834
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:58,346
Well, meaning,
Look at you.
835
00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:02,517
Is this what you normally
Wear to a study session?
836
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:05,186
You've been making
Suggestive comments and
Touching me all night.
837
00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:06,855
I've been trying to be--
838
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,441
If you can't
Handle being in the same
Room with me--
839
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,568
Ok, look, I can handle
Being in the same
Room with you.
840
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,153
I can't handle
You throwing yourself
At me every second.
841
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,531
I mean, don't you
Find it humiliating?
842
00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:18,951
I'm not humiliating
Anybody, dawson.
843
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,455
And I know that
You're with joey,
And I accept that.
844
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,459
I just don't respect it.
845
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:31,046
And I don't mean this in
A slutty, self-degrading
Sort of way,
846
00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:34,674
But I want to
Let you know that
You've got options,
847
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,676
And I'm one of them.
848
00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:41,640
Who are you?
849
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,892
What happened to jen?
850
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,439
She got bored.
She decided to liven
Things up a bit.
851
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,000
I hope you can
Handle it, dawson.
852
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,734
Have fun?
853
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,154
Yeah. Did you?
854
00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:39,489
Yeah.
855
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:43,952
Good.
856
00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:46,872
So, what'd you do?
857
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,290
I went to duke's,
858
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,292
Met some new people,
859
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:54,337
Hung out,
Danced a little.
860
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:55,755
You?
861
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:58,967
Oh, I, uh, met
A friend for some drinks.
862
00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:02,095
It was fun.
863
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:05,015
I'm glad you had
A good time tonight, mitch.
864
00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:47,640
I was beginning to think
You had skipped town
On me.
865
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,435
No, I was up
All night cleaning.
866
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:53,063
Look, joey, I need
To talk to you.
867
00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:57,067
Things aren't working out
For you in the ice house,
So you're fired.
868
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,361
Fired?
869
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,906
I just don't think
You should be working
There anymore, so--
870
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,532
You can't fire me.
871
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,534
Yes, I can, and I am.
872
00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:10,038
I know what
You're doing, bessie.
873
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,415
I couldn't sleep last night.
I felt so bad. I--
874
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,626
Those things that I said,
I didn't mean them.
875
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,461
Yes, you did.
876
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,464
And, joey, you're right.
877
00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:22,467
I'm--I'm in
Way over my head.
878
00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,469
I live in total chaos.
879
00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:26,638
But these problems,
They're not yours.
880
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:30,142
I don't want to be
The one robbing you
Of your childhood.
881
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:32,393
You should be out
Having fun and being young,
882
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:35,647
Not burdened
By all my messes.
883
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:39,109
It's not fair.
884
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:42,487
It's not fair to you,
And I'm sorry.
885
00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:44,489
Bessie...
886
00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,491
These are my problems.
887
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,370
You see, you and I
Are a team, you know?
888
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:54,499
And you can't fire me,
889
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:57,627
'cause I'm not going
Anywhere and I won't
Be fired.
890
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,716
And I love you...
891
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:09,139
And alexander.
892
00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:11,683
And I don't ever want
You to feel like you're
In this alone.
893
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:16,146
Yeah, but you're
My little sister.
894
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:17,814
I'm supposed to be
Taking care of you.
895
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,150
You do.
896
00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:22,443
God, you do take
Care of me, bessie.
897
00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:26,156
You know, one day,
898
00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:29,201
I'll get it together,
And you'll be proud of me.
899
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,206
I am proud of you,
Bessie.
900
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:37,334
I mean, this assignment
Made me realize how much
You have to deal with
901
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,919
And how much stress
You are under and...
902
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,298
I think you are amazing.
903
00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,300
Yeah?
904
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:46,885
Yeah...
905
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,220
A little.
906
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,356
Unlike some of
Your schoolwork,
907
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,359
The lessons that you
Learned from this project
908
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,111
Can be directly applied
To your future life.
909
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:09,366
And therefore,
I hope, I hope
910
00:40:09,406 --> 00:40:14,371
That you gave this project
Its deserved attention.
911
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,582
Now, will you please pass
Your projects to the front
Of the room for me?
912
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:23,421
Oh, uh, jeff, how'd
That wedding turn out?
913
00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:26,132
Great, mr. Maddock.
We decided for a casual
One by the ocean,
914
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,759
You know, just, uh,
915
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,761
Close friends
And family.
916
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,512
That way
We could spend more
On the honeymoon.
917
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:32,555
Good decision, trey.
918
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:33,681
Mr. Maddock?
919
00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:35,350
Fyi--
920
00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:37,435
Abby morgan's name
Is on this report
921
00:40:37,476 --> 00:40:39,312
Because she
Threatened my life,
922
00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:41,189
But she didn't
Help at all,
923
00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:43,942
And she spent
The entire week just
Verbally abusing me.
924
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,693
That is a lie.
925
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:49,406
Mr. Maddock, look,
Kenny was congested,
926
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,367
And he literally had
Snot all over his face.
927
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:54,411
I just didn't
Want to get ill.
928
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,037
Well, I just hope
That in your budget
929
00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:58,373
You two allocated money
For marriage counseling.
930
00:40:58,415 --> 00:41:02,001
So, andi,
Where's your project?
931
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:04,379
Well, mr. Maddock,
932
00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:08,049
Since marriage is
A 50/50 partnership,
933
00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:12,011
I decided to do
My project from the
Wife's perspective.
934
00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:14,889
So here's my half.
935
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,311
Pacey witter,
936
00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:20,853
Thank you
For joining us.
937
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,188
Is this your project?
938
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,356
Mine and andi's.
939
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:25,066
Wow!
940
00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:27,026
Looks pretty comprehensive.
941
00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:28,736
Ha! Good work, you two.
942
00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:30,696
And now that
This is over,
943
00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:33,074
You'll get these
Back on monday.
944
00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:36,828
Then monday, we're
Gonna start our project
On macroeconomics.
945
00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:43,460
Ah, I'm so glad
That project is over.
946
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,295
I kinda liked
The assignment.
947
00:41:45,337 --> 00:41:46,796
You did, didn't you?
948
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,047
Yeah.
949
00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:49,632
I could
Just see you now.
950
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,676
"Joey potter
Climbs the ladder
Of corporate america."
951
00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:53,428
Shut up.
952
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:54,637
Come here.
953
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,186
Get a room.
954
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:05,606
What was that all about?
955
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:07,233
I have no idea.
956
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,528
Pacey, hey!
957
00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:11,737
Hey.
958
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,324
Thanks for finishing
The project.
959
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,742
I guess I can never
Call you lazy again.
960
00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:20,205
Listen, uh, I'm sorry
About yesterday, ok?
961
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:23,833
I think we were both
Suffering from a case
Of false impressions.
962
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,878
I talked to your
Brother last night,
And he explained to me
963
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,629
That your family's
Not exactly
The rockefellers.
964
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:30,465
He did?
965
00:42:30,507 --> 00:42:34,886
Yeah. So I feel
Like the world's
Biggest chump.
966
00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,513
Mmm, don't sweat it.
967
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,848
No, uh, you were right,
It's true.
968
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:41,017
I obviously don't know
Anything about you.
969
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,269
Pacey...
970
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:46,022
My life is like
A movie of the week
971
00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,483
That's probably better
Left out of this brief
Little truce
972
00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:50,235
We have going here, ok?
973
00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:51,652
Sure.
974
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:54,697
So what I want to know is,
Did we get the viper?
975
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:57,409
Come on, after all
We've been through,
976
00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,744
Could I really
Get the viper?
977
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:02,414
Ok, I had to. It's
Such an awesome car.
978
00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:05,041
But that means
All of our kids
979
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,585
Are stuffed into
A 2-bedroom apartment.
980
00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:10,088
Ah, actually, it's
A one-bedroom apartment.
But, you know,
981
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:12,257
The family that
Lays together,
Stays together.
982
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,259
Pacey, 5 people
In one bedroom?
983
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,261
That is insanity.
984
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,887
Are you complaining?
985
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,889
I stayed up all night
Doing that project,
986
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,516
And now you're
Complaining?
987
00:43:21,558 --> 00:43:23,393
I mean, that just
Doesn't make any sense.
988
00:43:23,435 --> 00:43:24,977
How can I complain?
989
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,313
Because there
Are so many things
Wrong with that report.
990
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:28,940
Wrong with that report?
991
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,733
Know what?
Family unity is
Important to me.
992
00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:32,151
I believe
That family--
993
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,195
At the expense
Of--no, no.
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