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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:27,544 [indistinct radio chatter] 4 00:00:27,924 --> 00:00:29,960 [Sports Dogg on radio] Joe in Piscataway, now you know why 5 00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:31,928 your wife doesn't talk to you anymore. 6 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,585 Let's go to Nick in Valley Stream. 7 00:00:33,723 --> 00:00:35,759 He just got done shopping at the mall. 8 00:00:35,897 --> 00:00:37,278 [man 2] Hey, what's goin' on, Sports Dogg? 9 00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:39,039 Hey, man, those Giants are lookin' good this week. 10 00:00:39,177 --> 00:00:40,833 They tore those Vikings up. 11 00:00:40,971 --> 00:00:42,697 [continues indistinctly] 12 00:00:42,904 --> 00:00:44,423 Jacobson looking good. 13 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:46,080 He had all day in the pocket, man. 14 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:47,771 [man] You know what the key to that game was? 15 00:00:47,909 --> 00:00:49,773 It was simple. They shut down Adrian Peterson. 16 00:00:49,911 --> 00:00:51,775 QB was all over the field making tackles. 17 00:00:51,913 --> 00:00:53,536 They couldn't get their running game going. 18 00:00:53,674 --> 00:00:54,951 And the minute they didn't have the running game, 19 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,470 Frerotte was doomed. 20 00:00:56,608 --> 00:00:58,920 Nobody's passing against the G-Men defense these days. 21 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,957 They're on fire... 22 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,960 [Paul] I can't tell you how sick I am. 23 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,789 [Sports Dogg] Manning's not turning the ball over. 24 00:01:05,927 --> 00:01:07,653 He's doin' everything right. He's managing the game. 25 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:11,036 And defensively, if you can get past that front four, 26 00:01:11,174 --> 00:01:13,625 then good luck getting past Bishop... 27 00:01:13,763 --> 00:01:17,491 [Paul] I can't tell you how sick I am. 28 00:01:19,217 --> 00:01:20,804 [man 2] Eli's on the money. 29 00:01:20,942 --> 00:01:23,462 Third and 20, he throws that screen pass, 30 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,948 gave the first down to Ward. Unbelievable. 31 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,985 They are not missing a beat. 32 00:01:29,261 --> 00:01:31,539 Nobody's got an offense like them. 33 00:01:31,677 --> 00:01:33,265 They just keep on going. 34 00:01:33,403 --> 00:01:35,267 That defense-- That defensive line, 35 00:01:35,405 --> 00:01:38,167 and those linebackers are doing great. 36 00:01:38,305 --> 00:01:41,549 Now going from greatness to the total opposite, 37 00:01:41,687 --> 00:01:42,792 the Knicks. 38 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:44,759 What's with this team? 39 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:47,555 We're gonna have to drag out another two years of misery 40 00:01:47,693 --> 00:01:49,557 till they finally decide 41 00:01:49,695 --> 00:01:52,664 they wanna get LeBron James? 42 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,494 This is ridiculous what they're doing with this team. 43 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:58,566 Who wants to go see a Knick game? They're horrible. 44 00:01:58,704 --> 00:02:00,016 The team is a joke. 45 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:01,638 I mean, we live in New York. 46 00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:02,743 This is the kind of basketball... 47 00:02:02,881 --> 00:02:04,158 It's five dollars. 48 00:02:04,641 --> 00:02:07,023 I was just in there for, like, five minutes. 49 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:10,060 I know. It--it's five dollars, anything up to two hours. 50 00:02:10,371 --> 00:02:12,994 [Sports Dogg] He's got a guy on the bench, Marbury. 51 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,927 They paid him 22 million dollars not to play. 52 00:02:15,065 --> 00:02:16,205 Yeah, have fun in your box. 53 00:02:16,446 --> 00:02:18,655 [man 2] It's ridiculous. This is a comedy. 54 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:20,588 I can't even watch them, they're so bad. 55 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:23,108 [Sports Dogg] Steve in Bayside, venting his spleen! 56 00:02:23,246 --> 00:02:24,420 Dick. 57 00:02:24,558 --> 00:02:26,042 Let's go to line three, Philadelphia Phil. 58 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,526 What's happening down there, brother? 59 00:02:27,664 --> 00:02:29,356 [Phil] Are you freakin' kidding me? 60 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:32,531 You can't stop the run, your secondary's a bunch of rookies, 61 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:34,844 and you're 23rd in the league in red-zone offense. 62 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:36,294 You may be nine and two, 63 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:37,985 but you're a weak, vulnerable nine and two. 64 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:40,194 All right? Take away that fluke win in Dallas 65 00:02:40,332 --> 00:02:42,714 and the Buffalo blizzard game, and you're seven and four, 66 00:02:42,852 --> 00:02:45,579 exact same record as us, my friend. All right? 67 00:02:45,717 --> 00:02:48,202 Man, I cannot wait till Sunday, when finally, 68 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:50,549 finally, your weaknesses are gonna be exposed 69 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:51,895 for all the world to see. Right? 70 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:53,621 It's Judgment Day for the Giants, baby, 71 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:54,795 courtesy of Gang Green. 72 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:57,901 You're going down. Yo, I'm out, Sports Dogg. 73 00:02:58,039 --> 00:03:00,214 [Sports Dogg] Philadelphia Phil, always a pleasure. 74 00:03:09,396 --> 00:03:10,776 [man on radio] ...this Sunday. 75 00:03:10,914 --> 00:03:12,226 And that's it from the Meadowlands. 76 00:03:12,364 --> 00:03:15,229 Ed Rosen on the Giants beat, 760,The Zone . 77 00:03:16,161 --> 00:03:17,645 [man 2] Get your rabies shots. 78 00:03:17,852 --> 00:03:19,544 Here comes The Dogg, 79 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:23,755 on Sports Radio, 760, New York. 80 00:03:24,756 --> 00:03:25,929 [Sports Dogg] I can't even believe 81 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:28,346 how this Pittsburgh team owns the Rangers. 82 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:30,934 In the playoffs last year, last night, 83 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:32,591 Crosby's doing his thing. 84 00:03:32,729 --> 00:03:33,937 Mulligan, it's like he's skating around. 85 00:03:34,075 --> 00:03:35,180 No one can stop him. 86 00:03:35,318 --> 00:03:36,526 They don't play defense, the Rangers. 87 00:03:36,664 --> 00:03:38,390 -[muttering indistinctly] -Their penalty killing is dead. 88 00:03:38,528 --> 00:03:40,116 They got no power play. 89 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,118 And Lundqvist only plays well on the-- 90 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,637 -[man on phone] Paul. -Yo, hey. 91 00:03:44,051 --> 00:03:45,915 -You're up third. -Okay. Thanks, Lar. 92 00:03:46,053 --> 00:03:47,296 [man on radio] Go, Giants. Go, Eli! 93 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:49,298 [Sports Dogg] Jeff in Clifton, NJ, baby! 94 00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:51,748 Let's go to my boy Paul in Staten Island. 95 00:03:51,886 --> 00:03:54,234 He always brings the leverage. What's on your mind, brother? 96 00:03:54,372 --> 00:03:56,132 Hey, Sports Dogg! How ya doin'? 97 00:03:56,270 --> 00:04:00,067 I'm just calling to say I can't wait for this Sunday 98 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,311 when we finally shut these Philly clowns up, 99 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:03,933 once and for all. 100 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:07,626 I can't tell you how sick I am 101 00:04:07,764 --> 00:04:09,145 of Philadelphia Phil 102 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,975 and all these cheese-steak bozos 103 00:04:12,113 --> 00:04:14,771 goin' on about "Brian Westbrook this," 104 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:18,154 and how we can't stop their passing game!? 105 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,121 Are--? Are you joking? 106 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,849 You put--you put the tiniest bit of pressure on McNabb, 107 00:04:23,987 --> 00:04:25,886 that guy crumbles like a cookie. 108 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:28,268 [Paul] Now, you guys may have put some points up 109 00:04:28,406 --> 00:04:30,477 against the 'skins last week, and that's fine, 110 00:04:30,615 --> 00:04:34,032 but the G-Men are a whole different story, my friend. 111 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:37,449 You think you're gonna throw 388 yards 112 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:40,866 with Quantrell Bishop in your face all day long? 113 00:04:41,004 --> 00:04:42,005 It's not easy hitting a receive-- 114 00:04:42,143 --> 00:04:43,455 [woman] Paul. 115 00:04:43,766 --> 00:04:45,250 [quietly] It's not easy hitting the receiver 116 00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:46,734 laid out on your back. 117 00:04:46,872 --> 00:04:48,115 So listen up, Philadelphia Phil, 118 00:04:48,253 --> 00:04:50,669 and all the rest of you brotherly love jabronis 119 00:04:50,807 --> 00:04:52,637 -who've been-- -It's the middle of the night! 120 00:04:53,154 --> 00:04:55,502 Who've been talking smack all week on this show, 121 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,435 get out your forks because you're gonna be 122 00:04:57,573 --> 00:04:59,299 eating your words, big-time! 123 00:04:59,506 --> 00:05:01,162 [Sports Dogg] I love his passion. Thanks, Paul. 124 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,164 Thanks, Sports Dogg. You're the man. 125 00:05:05,132 --> 00:05:06,478 Do you mind? 126 00:05:06,616 --> 00:05:08,894 [woman] Yes, I do. I'm trying to sleep. 127 00:05:09,032 --> 00:05:10,827 Hey, I'm-- I'm off. Okay? 128 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:12,381 [woman] You try sleeping with that racket. 129 00:05:12,519 --> 00:05:13,727 I'm off. 130 00:05:14,037 --> 00:05:15,556 [woman] All night with the calls. 131 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:17,006 Go to bed, Mom. 132 00:05:18,179 --> 00:05:20,699 [woman] What kind of thing is that for a grown man? 133 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:23,564 I'm quiet. 134 00:05:23,702 --> 00:05:25,394 [woman] That's quiet by you? 135 00:05:25,808 --> 00:05:26,878 Yakking away like some kind of-- 136 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:28,362 [yelling] I'm quiet! 137 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,227 I'm quiet, I'm quiet, I'm quiet! 138 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:32,918 Dude, you were on fire. 139 00:05:33,056 --> 00:05:34,057 [Paul] Ah... 140 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:37,889 I feel like it needed to be said. 141 00:05:38,027 --> 00:05:39,787 [Sal] The part about how they should get out their forks 142 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:41,893 'cause they're gonna be eating their words? 143 00:05:42,031 --> 00:05:43,481 That's fuckin' beautiful. 144 00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:45,241 Yeah. I guess I just have a gift. 145 00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:47,588 I wish I could do that. 146 00:05:47,899 --> 00:05:49,003 Do it. 147 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:50,315 I'd be too nervous. 148 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:51,765 [Paul] It's easy. 149 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:53,663 [Sal] For you. 150 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,321 So, what time you wanna go tomorrow? 151 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,462 Uh, I'll pick you up around 10:00? 152 00:06:00,014 --> 00:06:01,084 Cool. 153 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,777 All right. Get some sleep. Big day. 154 00:06:27,594 --> 00:06:31,287 [rock music] 155 00:06:37,673 --> 00:06:39,433 ♪ They call me the most ♪ 156 00:06:41,055 --> 00:06:43,989 [scatting] 157 00:06:44,576 --> 00:06:46,820 ♪ They call me the most ♪ 158 00:06:48,787 --> 00:06:50,548 ♪ And I won't stop tryin' ♪ 159 00:06:50,686 --> 00:06:52,929 ♪ Till I create a disturbance ♪ 160 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,966 ♪ In your mind ♪ 161 00:06:55,104 --> 00:06:56,312 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 162 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:59,867 ♪ Create a disturbance in your mind ♪ 163 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:01,800 ♪ Create disturbance ♪ 164 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:06,149 ♪ Oh, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama ♪ 165 00:07:06,287 --> 00:07:09,014 ♪ What's on your mind, yeah ♪ 166 00:07:10,257 --> 00:07:11,983 ♪ I said, I won't stop tryin' ♪ 167 00:07:12,121 --> 00:07:14,330 ♪ Till I create a disturbance in your mind ♪ 168 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:17,437 Whoo! Whoo! 169 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:20,785 [Paul] Here we go! Here we go! 170 00:07:20,923 --> 00:07:22,476 -Here we go! -[man] Oh, yeah! 171 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:26,100 [music continues] 172 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:29,345 [indistinct chattering] 173 00:07:53,783 --> 00:07:55,302 -Whoo! -Yeah! 174 00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:01,998 Oh, forced to scramble! 175 00:08:02,136 --> 00:08:04,035 [indistinct chattering] 176 00:08:04,173 --> 00:08:06,969 [music continues] 177 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:11,698 [Paul and Sal] Here we go, Giants! 178 00:08:11,836 --> 00:08:13,216 [rhythmic clapping] 179 00:08:13,354 --> 00:08:15,322 [Paul and Sal] Here we go, Giants! 180 00:08:16,185 --> 00:08:18,221 -Giants! -Bishop with the sack! 181 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:20,534 -Bishop with the sack! -What a play by Strahan! 182 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:23,019 Hey. Oh. Let's-- We should get our seats. 183 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,194 -Game day. Game day! -[Sal] Let's go! 184 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:26,540 [indistinct chattering] 185 00:08:31,234 --> 00:08:32,753 [radio commentator] The Giants have won the coin toss 186 00:08:32,891 --> 00:08:34,583 and have elected to receive the kick. 187 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:36,585 Back for the kick is Ahmad Bradshaw... 188 00:08:36,723 --> 00:08:39,242 [Paul] Here we go. Here we go. Let's do it. 189 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:40,968 Here we go. Let's do it. 190 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:43,281 Here we go. Let's tee it up. 191 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:44,938 -We're marching! -And that's the third pass 192 00:08:45,076 --> 00:08:47,112 -to Toomer on this point. -We're marching up the field. 193 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,735 [both] We're marching up the field! 194 00:08:48,907 --> 00:08:50,115 We're marching up the field! 195 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:51,841 Whoo! Whoo! 196 00:08:51,979 --> 00:08:54,119 -Yeah! -Giants, first down. 197 00:08:54,257 --> 00:08:55,707 And the Eagles... 198 00:08:55,845 --> 00:08:57,053 Come on, ref! 199 00:08:57,847 --> 00:08:59,297 You-- Yeah! 200 00:08:59,435 --> 00:09:01,161 Run the football! Come on! 201 00:09:01,299 --> 00:09:02,369 They got no answer for us! 202 00:09:02,507 --> 00:09:03,508 That's right. 203 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:04,992 Yeah, go in your fuckin' huddle! 204 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:07,063 -[rock music] -Oh! 205 00:09:07,201 --> 00:09:08,893 How the fuck is that not called? 206 00:09:09,031 --> 00:09:10,929 [radio commentator] That is a ball you just can't drop. 207 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:12,068 It is right-- 208 00:09:13,069 --> 00:09:15,347 Oh, there's a flag on the play. 209 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:18,040 ...45 finally brought down by Quantrell Bishop. 210 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:19,317 You suck! 211 00:09:19,455 --> 00:09:20,560 Second sack of the day for Bishop. 212 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:21,940 -You show me nothing! -You suck! 213 00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:24,184 -You suck! -Throw the fuckin' flag! 214 00:09:24,322 --> 00:09:26,462 [music continues] [no audible dialogue] 215 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,429 [radio commentator] And that's a flag on the play. 216 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:36,783 Ten! Nine! Eight! Touchdown! 217 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:39,924 [both cheering, laughing] 218 00:09:40,062 --> 00:09:43,617 [man] Oh, man, am I feeling good tonight. 219 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:44,963 [Sports Dogg] Yeah, I know you're not 220 00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:46,551 talking about the Knicks, Romeo. 221 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:48,001 -[man] Ha-ha. Yeah, boy. -[horn honks] 222 00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:49,347 I'm talking about the Giants, baby. 223 00:09:49,485 --> 00:09:51,729 -We rocked that field-- -[man] Hello? 224 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:52,833 Can I pay? 225 00:09:52,971 --> 00:09:54,766 [Paul] Sorry. Sorry. 226 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,803 [Sports Dogg] He's running for his life. 227 00:09:56,941 --> 00:09:58,459 This game was over in the second quarter. 228 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,151 They should have just stayed in the locker room 229 00:10:00,289 --> 00:10:02,118 and gotten on the bus and gone to the airport. 230 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:03,775 -[phone ringing] -They had no chance 231 00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,535 in the second half against Bishop and that defense. 232 00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:06,916 -Hello. -You calling? 233 00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:08,400 In a minute. 234 00:10:09,056 --> 00:10:10,299 [Sal] You know what you're gonna say? 235 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:13,578 Oh, I'll probably just, uh, just wing it as usual. 236 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:16,754 Dude, I can't wait to hear you put that douchebag in his place. 237 00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:20,205 Oh, I will. With a vengeance. 238 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:23,001 [Sports Dogg] The Giants' defense right now is sickening. 239 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:24,762 Look at what Quantrell Bishop's doin' lately. 240 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,211 He's a monster. 241 00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:27,972 He's harassing every team he's facing. 242 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:29,559 They don't know what to do with him. 243 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:32,355 They can't even deal with him. Total domination by the Giants. 244 00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:34,185 I know my boy Paul in Staten Island 245 00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:35,807 was loving life watching that game yesterday. 246 00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:37,015 What do you got, bro? 247 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,845 Hey, Sports Dogg. How ya doing? 248 00:10:38,983 --> 00:10:41,675 Um, I just got one thing to say to Eagle Nation, 249 00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:44,195 especially a certain Philadelphia Phil, 250 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:48,199 and that is, "Ha! Ha-ha-ha!" 251 00:10:48,475 --> 00:10:51,789 Just like I promised, we manhandled you on Sunday. 252 00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:53,031 For 60 solid minutes, 253 00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:54,861 we dominated the line of scrimmage 254 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,828 on both sides of the ball. 255 00:10:56,966 --> 00:11:00,901 Quantrell Bishop was in your face all day long. 256 00:11:01,177 --> 00:11:03,732 [chuckles] What happened to shutting him down? 257 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:06,735 Two sacks, seven tackles, two forced fumbles, 258 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:08,357 and a fumble recovery? 259 00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:10,221 If that's shutting him down, 260 00:11:10,359 --> 00:11:11,981 I'd hate to see not shutting him down! 261 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,880 -Ha! -Quantrell was in your 262 00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:16,296 backfield so much, I almost mistaked him for an Eagle! 263 00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:17,849 -[laughing] -[Sports Dogg] I love that 264 00:11:17,987 --> 00:11:20,024 dude in Staten Island, bringing it hard every night. 265 00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:23,234 [ringing doorbell] 266 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:24,891 [Paul] Do we have to stay for the whole thing? 267 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:26,340 [woman] Paul, stop it. 268 00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:30,344 Welcome! Come on in. 269 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,760 Come in, come in, come in. 270 00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:34,901 -Hi! -Hey, Ma. 271 00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:38,732 Thank you. Thank you so much for coming. 272 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:43,116 -Oh, he's gonna love it. -[man] What's up, what's up? 273 00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:45,739 Let's get this party started! 274 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:47,914 The cake, he's gonna love it. 275 00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:49,778 Are you kidding me? He's gonna fuckin' freak. 276 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,889 I'm so proud of him. 277 00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:01,548 Okay, let's go. 278 00:12:02,687 --> 00:12:08,037 [all] ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 279 00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:13,215 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 280 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,149 ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ 281 00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:19,290 ♪ Dear Brandon ♪ 282 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,672 ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ 283 00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:24,985 ♪ To you ♪ 284 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:26,331 Yay! 285 00:12:26,469 --> 00:12:27,988 -[man] That's nice. -[woman] Baby, that's your gift. 286 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,679 [chatter] 287 00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:32,268 -[man] Nice. -Look at that. 288 00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:36,169 [chatter] 289 00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:39,310 [man] Right now, we're America's fastest-growing warehouse club. 290 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,967 By 2012, there's gonna be 291 00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,107 350 locations all across the country. 292 00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:44,453 Wow. 293 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,558 Costco, right now, is crapping in their pants. 294 00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:52,944 So, Paul, you know, the offer still stands. 295 00:12:53,082 --> 00:12:54,325 -I have a job. -[man] Yeah, I know, 296 00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:55,844 but I think you could really go far 297 00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:57,431 -in about five years-- -I have a job. 298 00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:03,127 Don't you want something better? 299 00:13:04,093 --> 00:13:06,475 You know, what if I offer you a job? 300 00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:08,373 I mean, maybe I feel bad for you, 301 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,583 stuck inside of a depressing dentist's office. 302 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,241 How is a dentist's office depressing? 303 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,313 [man 2] Gather round, folks! 304 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:23,975 Showtime. 305 00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:30,119 [woman] It's so exciting. 306 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:33,191 I got goose bumps. 307 00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:40,267 Is it working? 308 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,688 [tires squealing] 309 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,346 [crashing] 310 00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:53,349 I'm Jeff Aufiero, attorney at law. 311 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:55,593 Have you been injured in an auto accident 312 00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:56,836 or other such situation? 313 00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:58,458 [woman] You're so handsome. 314 00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:01,116 If so, you may be entitled to a large cash compensation. 315 00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:03,773 At Bauman, Aufiero, and Paltz, 316 00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:05,499 we've been personal-injury specialists 317 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,432 for over four and a half years. 318 00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:10,228 Whether you've been the victim of a slip-and-fall, 319 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:13,231 a dog bite, or even wrongful death, 320 00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,751 we've got the experience you need 321 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,891 to get the cash you deserve. 322 00:14:18,512 --> 00:14:21,170 Thanks, Bauman, Aufiero, and Paltz! 323 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,934 You're welcome. 324 00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:31,215 [clapping and cheering] 325 00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:35,081 My son, the TV star! 326 00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:36,876 [woman] Great, bro! 327 00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:38,256 -[man] Thank you. - [woman 2] That's fantastic. 328 00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:41,259 -Yeah. -He's another Martin Scorsese! 329 00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:43,399 -Very, very professional. -How much did that cost ya? 330 00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:45,643 -Couple of nickels. -I like when you point, 331 00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:47,231 because you really meant it. 332 00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:50,890 [woman 2] That was amazing, bro. Amazing. 333 00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:52,305 Thank you. Thank you. 334 00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:53,547 [woman] Could we see it again? 335 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,412 [indistinct radio chatter] 336 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:03,143 What do you have against Price Club? 337 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:06,008 I'd rather not discuss my career. 338 00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:07,907 You have a career? 339 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,357 That's news to me. 340 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,466 You could actually go somewhere at Price Club. 341 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,709 Yeah, like Dennis? Please. 342 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:20,781 He's doing extremely well for himself. 343 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:22,991 Okay. 344 00:15:25,648 --> 00:15:27,443 Who knows? You could probably meet somebody. 345 00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:29,411 Well, what does that mean? 346 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:31,965 Your brother and sister both found people at work. 347 00:15:32,345 --> 00:15:34,795 Yeah, Gina was Jeff's secretary. 348 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,280 He cheated on his wife with her. 349 00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,627 She's a lot better for him than that louse Roberta. 350 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:41,043 He's a cheat. He fucked her while he was still married. 351 00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:42,838 Don't say that word in my car. 352 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,046 Which one? "Fucked" or "cheat"? 353 00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:45,185 You know. 354 00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:46,669 It's what he did. He fucked her. 355 00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:49,189 -For years while he was married. -Stop it. 356 00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:50,535 I don't want that language in my car. 357 00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:52,882 Oh, so it's worse for me to say it than for him to do it? 358 00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:54,539 -Cut it out, Paul. -No, I wanna know. 359 00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:57,370 Is it worse for me to say the sentence, 360 00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:59,717 "Jeff fucked his secretary," 361 00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:01,995 than it is for Jeff to fuck his secretary? 362 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,032 You should only meet somebody as good as Gina. 363 00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:05,826 Oh, boy, that'd be tough to top. 364 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,000 Yeah, for you. 365 00:16:07,138 --> 00:16:08,622 Yeah, give me about an hour. 366 00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:11,660 You have to actually date someone to top it. 367 00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:13,006 I date. 368 00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:15,043 Oh, sure. You're dating lots of girls. 369 00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:16,251 You don't think I date? 370 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:17,769 I know exactly who you're dating. 371 00:16:17,907 --> 00:16:19,012 Your hand. 372 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,220 What did you just say? 373 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:21,808 You think I don't see those tissue balls 374 00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:23,706 -in your garbage pail? -What the hell! 375 00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:25,881 Either that, or you're just sneezing a lot. 376 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,469 Maybe you just had a very bad cold 377 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:29,747 -for the last 15 years. -I'm not hearing this. 378 00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,059 The kind of cold where you sneeze 379 00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:32,543 -out of your you-know-where! -Oh, Jesus! 380 00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:34,027 -I'm not hearing this! -You probably don't think 381 00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:36,512 I don't see those doo-doo stains in your underpants, neither. 382 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,204 [Paul] Oh, God. Leave it alone. 383 00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:40,206 You don't like it? Do your own laundry. 384 00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,104 And keep your hands off your privates! 385 00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:43,519 La, la, la, la, la! 386 00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,424 Man, how can you eat that shit? 387 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,186 It's the best. 388 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,119 -You ever try? -Yeah. 389 00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:59,121 I think when it comes to pizza toppings, 390 00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:01,399 I'll trust the Italians over the Hawaiians. 391 00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:03,401 -Try it. -No, thanks. 392 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,058 You know, you might like it. 393 00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:08,717 I don't need to drink piss to know it tastes like piss. 394 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:19,693 You gonna give Philadelphia Phil 395 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,385 some more shit tonight? 396 00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:23,111 Know what I was thinking? 397 00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:25,044 I let him make the next move. 398 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:27,218 That's a good strategy. 399 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,405 Holy shit. 400 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,098 What? 401 00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:50,586 Oh, shit! 402 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,282 [Sal whispers] No way. 403 00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:02,150 [Sal] Fuck's he doing in Staten Island? 404 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,496 I don't know! 405 00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:05,463 -Where's he going? -I don't know! 406 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,743 Quantrell fuckin' Bishop! 407 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,470 [tense music] 408 00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:24,344 [Sal] Fuckin' Stapleton. 409 00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:31,351 Oh, maybe he's here to see the Wu-Tang. 410 00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:42,776 [muffled upbeat music] 411 00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:48,265 [indistinct chatter] 412 00:18:48,437 --> 00:18:49,645 [Paul] Who is that guy? 413 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:56,238 [Sal] I don't know. Maybe he played with him at UT. 414 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:01,450 Maybe that's his house. Maybe he lives in Stapleton. 415 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:12,151 I really gotta go to the bathroom. 416 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,293 [car alarm in distance] [dog barking] 417 00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:26,510 [hisses] Look. 418 00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:41,835 You think he's going to a party or something? 419 00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:46,012 It's a little late to be first heading out. 420 00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:50,913 [tense music] 421 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,719 [horns honking] 422 00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:17,388 [muffled upbeat music] 423 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,393 Uh, hey, so do we, like-- 424 00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:57,601 [man] Move it along, guys. 425 00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:00,259 -Can't park here. -Okay. Okay. 426 00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:12,616 There's no fuckin' parking in Manhattan. 427 00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,900 [Sal] Let's just put it in a garage. Fuck it. 428 00:21:21,452 --> 00:21:23,903 -[Paul] Where? -[Sal] Slow, slow. Slow. Slow. 429 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,319 -On the right. -[Paul] Wait, wait, wait, wait. 430 00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:28,459 [horn honking] 431 00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:31,428 [Paul] Shut the fuck up! We're turning! 432 00:21:31,566 --> 00:21:32,601 [Sal] Go around! 433 00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:35,949 [Paul] Jesus Christ! 434 00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:45,821 [Sal] "18 for the first..." Is that what that says? 435 00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:48,859 [Paul] That's worse than the hospital. 436 00:21:48,997 --> 00:21:50,723 [muffled upbeat music] 437 00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:52,069 Right this way. 438 00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:57,661 20. 439 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:01,975 Each. 440 00:22:03,874 --> 00:22:06,911 [upbeat music playing] [indistinct chatter] 441 00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:12,986 Gentlemen, step up for your drink, please. 442 00:22:17,197 --> 00:22:19,924 [indistinct chattering] 443 00:22:20,511 --> 00:22:22,686 Yeah, uh, I'll get, uh, a Bud Light. 444 00:22:24,481 --> 00:22:26,759 -[woman] Bud's fine? -[Paul] Bud's good, yeah. 445 00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:28,692 -[Sal] Uh, same. -Two Buds. 446 00:22:34,767 --> 00:22:36,493 That'll be nine dollars each. 447 00:22:36,631 --> 00:22:38,495 Each? For a Bud? 448 00:22:41,221 --> 00:22:43,051 Fuckin' Manhattan. 449 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:46,744 [music continues] 450 00:22:54,096 --> 00:22:56,478 [Paul] Right fucking there. 451 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:00,068 [woman] Hi, guys. How are you? 452 00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:02,415 Hey... 453 00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:03,899 My name is Christiana. 454 00:23:04,037 --> 00:23:05,453 -Hi. -What's your name, baby? 455 00:23:05,591 --> 00:23:06,592 Uh, my name is Paul. 456 00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:08,007 Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you. 457 00:23:08,145 --> 00:23:09,526 -Hi. Hi. -You look so cute. 458 00:23:09,664 --> 00:23:10,768 Oh, thank you. 459 00:23:10,906 --> 00:23:12,529 Where you from? 460 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:14,910 -Uh, I'm from Staten Island. -Staten Island. 461 00:23:15,048 --> 00:23:16,118 -Yeah. -It's your first time 462 00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:18,086 -you're here? -It is. It is. 463 00:23:18,535 --> 00:23:19,777 Yeah? Do you like this place? 464 00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:21,089 I do. It's great. 465 00:23:21,227 --> 00:23:22,918 Yeah? Do you want a dance? 466 00:23:23,056 --> 00:23:24,092 Uh, that's-- 467 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:26,577 That's very, uh, nice, but I'm-- 468 00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:28,752 I'm gonna pass. Thank you. Very nice. Thank you. 469 00:23:31,789 --> 00:23:34,482 What about you, baby? My name is Christiana. 470 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,622 -[Sal] Oh. -Would you like some dance? 471 00:23:37,277 --> 00:23:38,555 Uh, what's that? 472 00:23:39,107 --> 00:23:40,729 Do you want a dance? Oh, dance. 473 00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:42,421 Can I dance for you? 474 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:45,803 Um, yes, you may. Um, later on. 475 00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:48,668 But right now I have to, uh, I'm on a job. 476 00:23:48,806 --> 00:23:51,637 Okay, I'll come back later. No problem. 477 00:23:54,605 --> 00:23:57,366 [upbeat music playing] [indistinct chattering] 478 00:23:59,714 --> 00:24:00,956 God, I wish I'd brought a Sharpie! 479 00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:03,925 -What's he gonna sign? -My balls. Who cares? 480 00:24:06,652 --> 00:24:07,998 Where's he going? 481 00:24:08,136 --> 00:24:09,482 Probably to take a leak. 482 00:24:12,623 --> 00:24:14,763 Maybe that would be a good time to go up to him, you know, 483 00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:16,489 without his whole group around. 484 00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:19,319 And it would be-- It'd be casual. 485 00:24:19,837 --> 00:24:21,805 Just two guys, 486 00:24:22,737 --> 00:24:24,186 pissing, chatting. 487 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,193 [man] Man, those hoes look good tonight. 488 00:24:31,918 --> 00:24:33,472 [sniffing] 489 00:24:33,782 --> 00:24:35,266 Man, did you see that one with the-- [sniffs] 490 00:24:35,404 --> 00:24:36,854 with the big Brazilian bubble-butt, man? 491 00:24:36,992 --> 00:24:39,788 -Man, she got a phat ass. -Man, she looks gorgeous, man. 492 00:24:39,926 --> 00:24:42,170 -Let's get it. -I'm taking her home tonight. 493 00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:43,654 Her and her friend. 494 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,836 Fuck! 495 00:24:52,974 --> 00:24:54,665 [upbeat music playing] 496 00:24:59,014 --> 00:25:00,050 Now what? 497 00:25:09,369 --> 00:25:11,751 A drink. We buy him a drink. 498 00:25:11,889 --> 00:25:13,201 We send a drink over. 499 00:25:13,339 --> 00:25:15,030 We say it's from the two gentlemen in the corner. 500 00:25:15,168 --> 00:25:18,724 He waves us over to thank us, and we hang out with him. 501 00:25:21,589 --> 00:25:23,383 -That's fuckin' genius. -[Paul] Yes. Right. 502 00:25:24,212 --> 00:25:25,282 How much money you have left? 503 00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:29,666 Uh, six bucks. 504 00:25:29,804 --> 00:25:31,219 All right. Give it here. 505 00:25:34,843 --> 00:25:35,879 Ma'am! 506 00:25:36,017 --> 00:25:38,537 [indistinct chattering] 507 00:25:39,641 --> 00:25:41,401 No, man. I love what I do, man. 508 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:43,265 [inaudible dialogue] 509 00:25:47,407 --> 00:25:49,755 [indistinct chattering] 510 00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:55,312 [Paul] Oh, look. That's our drink. 511 00:25:55,450 --> 00:25:56,382 She's bringing it. She's bringing it! 512 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,211 -Screwdriver. -Who? 513 00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:00,075 -It's from them. -Who? 514 00:26:01,939 --> 00:26:03,458 Screwdriver? I'm good, baby. 515 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:04,942 -[waitress] You all right? -Yeah, I'm good. 516 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,082 Can you see? I can't see. Did he take it? 517 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:14,089 [Paul] I think so. Yeah. 518 00:26:16,782 --> 00:26:18,956 [inaudible dialogue] 519 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:26,723 We should go there. 520 00:26:28,794 --> 00:26:30,968 Shouldn't they--? Shouldn't they wave us over? 521 00:26:32,487 --> 00:26:34,247 There's no ru-- There's no rule. 522 00:26:36,318 --> 00:26:37,354 There's no rules. 523 00:26:38,493 --> 00:26:40,806 Let's go. Let's go. 524 00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:43,809 [indistinct chattering] 525 00:26:48,434 --> 00:26:50,505 [man] That's what I'm talking about! 526 00:26:53,681 --> 00:26:55,096 How many bottles you had? 527 00:26:55,234 --> 00:26:57,098 [Bishop] I bought about 30 bottles, man! 528 00:26:57,236 --> 00:26:59,376 -[man] Club--Club QB! -[an 2] Club UP, man. 529 00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:01,102 Hey. 530 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:04,553 [indistinct chattering] 531 00:27:05,762 --> 00:27:06,970 Hey. 532 00:27:10,249 --> 00:27:12,009 [indistinct chattering] 533 00:27:12,147 --> 00:27:15,219 -Hey! -[man] Hey, man. 534 00:27:15,357 --> 00:27:18,671 [indistinct chattering] 535 00:27:20,984 --> 00:27:22,295 There's somebody here to see you, man. 536 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:23,400 Yeah. 537 00:27:23,538 --> 00:27:25,160 Look at this motherfucker! 538 00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:29,371 [men yelling] 539 00:27:30,027 --> 00:27:32,512 [man] Yeah, and he brought the Nutty Professor with him! 540 00:27:36,206 --> 00:27:38,933 We really wanted to just meet you, Mr. Bishop. 541 00:27:40,935 --> 00:27:42,971 -Hi. Yeah, yeah. -So how y'all doin', man? 542 00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:45,422 -Doin' good, man. -[Bishop] You all right, man? 543 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,665 Yeah, I'm--I'm great. 544 00:27:47,838 --> 00:27:50,185 -We're big fans. -Yeah. 545 00:27:50,323 --> 00:27:53,016 15 sacks'll get you big fans, man! 546 00:27:53,154 --> 00:27:54,983 QB, baby! QB! 547 00:27:55,121 --> 00:27:56,744 Hey, I told you I have fans, man. 548 00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:58,711 See, I told you I have-- QB, man! 549 00:27:58,849 --> 00:28:00,713 We came all the way from Staten Island. 550 00:28:00,851 --> 00:28:03,026 -Staten Island! -[indistinct chattering] 551 00:28:04,959 --> 00:28:07,582 With a--with a little stop in Stapleton. 552 00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:09,757 -[man] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! - [man 2] Wh-What? 553 00:28:10,827 --> 00:28:12,173 -Staple--? -[man] Stapleton? 554 00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,209 [Paul] Yeah. We were just, um... 555 00:28:14,658 --> 00:28:16,039 Were you following us? 556 00:28:22,148 --> 00:28:24,012 Um, look, Q-- You following us or something? 557 00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:25,945 No, no! We just wanted to say hi, and then-- 558 00:28:26,774 --> 00:28:28,258 I guess I kind of chickened out, so I-- 559 00:28:28,396 --> 00:28:29,604 They're just fans, yo. Just fans. 560 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,813 -Bullshit! Bullshit! -No, not at all. 561 00:28:31,951 --> 00:28:34,195 -[Sal] If it's not a good time-- -[man] They just fans. 562 00:28:34,471 --> 00:28:37,923 -Just fans. -Bullshit! Hold on! Bullshit! 563 00:28:38,061 --> 00:28:39,234 They're stalkers, man! 564 00:28:39,372 --> 00:28:40,857 [men yelling] 565 00:28:40,995 --> 00:28:42,134 You a fucking stalker, man! 566 00:28:42,272 --> 00:28:44,239 Fuck with me, man? You motherfucker-- 567 00:28:44,377 --> 00:28:45,862 Look, I'm very sorry-- 568 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,311 -No! No! -[Bishop] Motherfucker! 569 00:28:47,449 --> 00:28:49,279 [all yelling] 570 00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:52,489 [upbeat music playing] 571 00:28:58,046 --> 00:29:00,497 [yelling continues] 572 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,478 [beeping] 573 00:29:18,135 --> 00:29:19,965 [woman over PA] Dr. Lyon, 5145. 574 00:29:20,103 --> 00:29:22,381 Dr. Lyon, 5145. 575 00:29:35,981 --> 00:29:39,018 [woman 2 over PA] Any available transport dispatcher, please. 576 00:29:39,881 --> 00:29:42,642 Any available transport dispatcher. 577 00:29:51,030 --> 00:29:53,170 [tense music] 578 00:29:58,451 --> 00:29:59,625 [woman] Haematoma. 579 00:29:59,763 --> 00:30:01,040 It's a bleeding from the vein 580 00:30:01,178 --> 00:30:03,146 between the brain and the skull. 581 00:30:03,284 --> 00:30:05,804 Fortunately, we were able to successfully drain it. 582 00:30:07,184 --> 00:30:08,323 So I'm gonna be okay? 583 00:30:08,461 --> 00:30:09,635 You sustained some pretty heavy trauma, 584 00:30:09,773 --> 00:30:11,464 but long-run, you should be. 585 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:13,121 We do need to keep you 586 00:30:13,259 --> 00:30:15,192 another few days for observation. 587 00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:17,022 "Another few days"? 588 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,195 How long have I been here? 589 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,645 Three days. 590 00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:21,198 Three days. 591 00:30:23,131 --> 00:30:26,548 So... So the day is... 592 00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:30,380 Sunday? 593 00:30:30,518 --> 00:30:31,657 Monday. 594 00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:33,348 Monday. 595 00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:37,283 How did we do? 596 00:30:42,081 --> 00:30:43,151 What was the score? 597 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,843 41-28. 598 00:30:48,536 --> 00:30:51,159 We gave up 41 to the Chiefs? 599 00:30:56,199 --> 00:30:57,372 Did Quantrell...? 600 00:31:00,306 --> 00:31:01,480 Suspended? 601 00:31:02,343 --> 00:31:03,516 Yeah. 602 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:04,724 For how long? 603 00:31:06,347 --> 00:31:07,935 Game-by-game basis. 604 00:31:08,797 --> 00:31:11,352 They say it depends on the investigation. 605 00:31:21,327 --> 00:31:22,328 [knocking on door] 606 00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:24,952 Paul. 607 00:31:25,435 --> 00:31:26,436 There's someone here to see you. 608 00:31:28,127 --> 00:31:29,197 Thanks, doc. 609 00:31:29,335 --> 00:31:30,750 Hey, Paul. How you doing? 610 00:31:33,546 --> 00:31:34,616 I'm from Midtown South. 611 00:31:34,754 --> 00:31:36,584 I, uh, just got a few questions for you 612 00:31:36,722 --> 00:31:38,206 about what happened the other night. 613 00:31:41,106 --> 00:31:42,555 So, uh... 614 00:31:45,524 --> 00:31:47,146 -H-how does this...? -Well, it's pretty simple. 615 00:31:47,284 --> 00:31:49,700 You, uh, tell us everything that happened, 616 00:31:49,838 --> 00:31:51,737 and then we, uh, we nail the son of a bitch. 617 00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:53,083 Put him in jail? 618 00:31:53,221 --> 00:31:54,360 That's the idea. 619 00:31:58,157 --> 00:31:59,331 How much time could he get? 620 00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:03,162 Aggravated assault, maybe three to five. 621 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,785 A-Aggravated assault? That's what it would be? 622 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,166 No, it really depends on what he did. 623 00:32:07,304 --> 00:32:09,099 So why don't you just tell me what he did, and we'll... 624 00:32:09,237 --> 00:32:10,307 take it from there. 625 00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:13,897 He, uh... 626 00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:20,524 Yeah. All right, look, let's, uh, let's keep it simple. 627 00:32:20,662 --> 00:32:22,630 Why don't you, uh, start at the beginning. 628 00:32:22,768 --> 00:32:24,459 Tell me where you first saw Quantrell. 629 00:32:24,597 --> 00:32:27,600 Quantrell. Quantrell, I first, uh... 630 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:30,776 Um... 631 00:32:35,574 --> 00:32:37,783 I just-- I just don't know 632 00:32:37,921 --> 00:32:40,337 how reliable... 633 00:32:45,135 --> 00:32:46,274 I'll tell you what. 634 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,138 You've been through a lot. 635 00:32:48,276 --> 00:32:51,348 So, uh, you get some rest. 636 00:32:51,486 --> 00:32:52,867 We'll try this again in a couple days. 637 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:54,179 -That'd be good. -Great. 638 00:32:54,317 --> 00:32:55,352 That'd be good. 639 00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:56,871 I'm sure it'll start to come back to you. 640 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:58,873 No, I hope so. Yeah. I hope so. 641 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:01,358 All right. Take it easy, buddy. 642 00:33:03,188 --> 00:33:04,189 You too. 643 00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:07,399 [man on TV] ...even a medium pile or high pile, 644 00:33:07,537 --> 00:33:10,505 nuts and bolts hold on. 645 00:33:10,643 --> 00:33:11,886 Dump it in the trash. 646 00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:13,681 Click it back together, and it's ready to go. 647 00:33:13,819 --> 00:33:15,821 But I saved the best for last. 648 00:33:15,959 --> 00:33:18,686 If you have wooden floors or tile floors, 649 00:33:18,824 --> 00:33:21,827 you have to change the settings, you have to sweep. 650 00:33:21,965 --> 00:33:25,210 This is wet vegetables on wood floors. 651 00:33:25,348 --> 00:33:27,971 This could be tile. This could be[indistinct] . 652 00:33:28,109 --> 00:33:31,354 Look at this. It sneaks behind. 653 00:33:31,492 --> 00:33:32,838 [indistinct] 654 00:33:32,976 --> 00:33:36,945 Picks up the carrots, the peas, the corn. 655 00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,396 It gets 'em all in one easy step. 656 00:33:39,534 --> 00:33:41,502 [TV continues indistinctly] 657 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,676 [somber music] 658 00:33:56,793 --> 00:34:00,555 [low rumbling] 659 00:34:24,924 --> 00:34:26,892 [indistinct chattering] 660 00:34:27,203 --> 00:34:28,307 -It's not-- -[knocking on door] 661 00:34:29,722 --> 00:34:31,310 -[Jeff] There he is! -Hey. 662 00:34:31,448 --> 00:34:32,898 There goes my brother. There he is. 663 00:34:33,278 --> 00:34:35,176 Oh. Hello! 664 00:34:35,314 --> 00:34:36,591 -[Gina] Let me look. -[Jeff] What a palace. 665 00:34:36,729 --> 00:34:38,904 Look at this. My brother's living in a palace. 666 00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:41,803 -Not too bad, not too bad. -[Jeff] Nice TV set... 667 00:34:41,941 --> 00:34:43,322 -Look at you. -Better than I thought. 668 00:34:43,978 --> 00:34:45,635 You should get the shit kicked out of you more often. 669 00:34:45,842 --> 00:34:46,912 Jeffrey. 670 00:34:47,809 --> 00:34:49,915 Speaking of which, I've been thinking. 671 00:34:50,053 --> 00:34:52,538 Oh, oh. That's never good! 672 00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:54,609 What this animal did to you, he's gotta pay. 673 00:34:54,747 --> 00:34:57,129 -Yeah. I'm--I'm sure he will. -Well, let's make sure of it. 674 00:34:57,267 --> 00:34:58,510 Well, the cops are investigating. 675 00:34:58,648 --> 00:34:59,718 So? 676 00:34:59,959 --> 00:35:01,961 -So he's gonna go to jail! -Jail's bullshit. 677 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,825 We gotta hit him where it hurts, in his wallet. 678 00:35:03,963 --> 00:35:05,310 I don't wanna be one of those assholes 679 00:35:05,448 --> 00:35:07,691 that sues Burger King for 50 billion 680 00:35:07,829 --> 00:35:09,210 because their Whopper's too hot. 681 00:35:09,348 --> 00:35:11,419 We are not talking about Whoppers here, Paul. 682 00:35:11,557 --> 00:35:14,905 We are talking about a rich, spoiled, millionaire athlete 683 00:35:15,216 --> 00:35:17,080 who viciously beat an innocent man 684 00:35:17,218 --> 00:35:18,495 within an inch of his life. 685 00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:20,497 Do you not think we, as a society, 686 00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:22,327 have an obligation to hold its celebrities to the same-- 687 00:35:22,465 --> 00:35:23,949 What's that thing where instead of saying "won't," 688 00:35:24,087 --> 00:35:25,468 you say "will not"? 689 00:35:25,606 --> 00:35:28,229 Or instead of saying "can't," you say "cannot"? 690 00:35:28,988 --> 00:35:30,024 Contractions? 691 00:35:30,887 --> 00:35:32,060 You stop using them 692 00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,062 whenever you want to sound smart or lawyerly-- 693 00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:36,375 Don't be a fuckin' wise ass, Paul! This is serious! 694 00:35:36,513 --> 00:35:37,756 [Gina] You should listen to him. 695 00:35:37,894 --> 00:35:39,516 You don't care about justice. You just want money. 696 00:35:39,654 --> 00:35:40,828 Money is justice. 697 00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:42,105 We're talking aggravated assault and battery-- 698 00:35:42,243 --> 00:35:43,831 Three, four million, easy. 699 00:35:43,969 --> 00:35:46,558 Wow. So now you're a lawyer. That's-- 700 00:35:46,696 --> 00:35:48,422 Boy, the things they teach in secretary school. 701 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,320 -Fuck you! -He don't give a shit about you. 702 00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:51,563 But I don't wanna sue. 703 00:35:51,977 --> 00:35:53,875 -What the fuck's wrong with you? -That's enough. 704 00:35:54,013 --> 00:35:55,843 Thick-headed motherfucker, you are. What is wrong with you? 705 00:35:55,981 --> 00:35:58,846 This motherfucker does not give a fuck about you. 706 00:35:58,984 --> 00:36:00,744 He is in his mansion playing his Xbox. 707 00:36:00,882 --> 00:36:02,021 -You never listen. -[Paul] No one ever 708 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,368 says anything worth listening to. 709 00:36:03,506 --> 00:36:04,852 -[Gina] Look at where you are! -This is a hospital. 710 00:36:04,990 --> 00:36:06,164 ...what you want. It's what is right. 711 00:36:06,302 --> 00:36:07,924 You wanna live like this for the rest of your life? 712 00:36:08,062 --> 00:36:09,960 [Paul] Yes, I do. I wanna live exactly like this. 713 00:36:11,997 --> 00:36:13,378 -I had enough of this. -[Paul] Good. 714 00:36:15,138 --> 00:36:16,174 Oi. 715 00:36:19,522 --> 00:36:21,903 How do you get a concussion when you got no fuckin' brains? 716 00:36:34,813 --> 00:36:38,437 [somber music] 717 00:36:45,927 --> 00:36:47,722 [man on radio] In the name of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, 718 00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:49,448 what's going on? 719 00:36:49,586 --> 00:36:52,175 My grandmother could play better than that D-line... 720 00:36:54,557 --> 00:36:57,042 ♪ When I stand ♪ 721 00:36:57,180 --> 00:37:00,045 ♪ My back to the sea ♪ 722 00:37:00,942 --> 00:37:03,738 ♪ A big white cloud ♪ 723 00:37:03,876 --> 00:37:05,740 ♪ Looking right down... ♪ 724 00:37:05,878 --> 00:37:09,710 [woman] You have reached the home of Theresa Aufiero. 725 00:37:10,366 --> 00:37:13,783 Neither her or Paul can come to the phone. 726 00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:17,752 Please leave your name, number, 727 00:37:17,890 --> 00:37:21,584 and the time of your call, and we will get back to you. 728 00:37:21,722 --> 00:37:23,102 ♪ Big white cloud... ♪ 729 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,243 [man] This is Murray Pape from theDaily News . 730 00:37:25,381 --> 00:37:26,830 Paul, if, uh, you get a chance-- 731 00:37:26,968 --> 00:37:31,041 ♪ Big white cloud, big white cloud ♪ 732 00:37:31,179 --> 00:37:33,734 ♪ On me ♪ 733 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,808 ♪ Big white cloud ♪ 734 00:37:38,946 --> 00:37:42,052 ♪ Big white cloud ♪ 735 00:37:42,190 --> 00:37:43,951 ♪ Big white cloud ♪ 736 00:37:44,089 --> 00:37:45,228 [Sports Dogg] The Giants were the one 737 00:37:45,366 --> 00:37:46,954 that basically handed this game over. 738 00:37:47,092 --> 00:37:48,611 Hopefully, this won't be the end for them 739 00:37:48,749 --> 00:37:51,027 and they start playing like this regularly now without QB. 740 00:37:52,925 --> 00:37:56,066 ♪ On the hill ♪ 741 00:37:56,204 --> 00:37:59,138 ♪ Looking at bees ♪ 742 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,795 ♪ Licking the trees... ♪ 743 00:38:00,933 --> 00:38:01,969 [Theresa] ...the time of your call, 744 00:38:02,107 --> 00:38:03,764 and we will get back to you. 745 00:38:05,110 --> 00:38:07,181 [man] Good afternoon. This is Herb Cohen fromThe Post, 746 00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:09,010 calling for Paul Aufiero, 747 00:38:09,148 --> 00:38:10,805 hoping to ask him a few quick questions. 748 00:38:10,943 --> 00:38:12,980 ♪ Oh, I love you ♪ 749 00:38:13,118 --> 00:38:16,190 ♪ Yes, how I love you ♪ 750 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:21,195 ♪ Oh, how I love you so ♪ 751 00:38:23,266 --> 00:38:26,856 ♪ Oh, how I love you ♪ 752 00:38:26,994 --> 00:38:30,204 ♪ Yes, how I love you ♪ 753 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:34,795 ♪ Oh, how I love you so ♪ 754 00:38:40,732 --> 00:38:43,148 ♪ After all ♪ 755 00:38:43,804 --> 00:38:47,601 ♪ Is said and done ♪ 756 00:38:47,739 --> 00:38:50,776 ♪ Everything ♪ 757 00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:54,297 ♪ Is just like it began ♪ 758 00:38:54,435 --> 00:38:56,679 ♪ Days that came... ♪ 759 00:38:56,817 --> 00:38:58,163 [man] Hey, how you doin', Dogg? 760 00:38:58,301 --> 00:38:59,716 Oh, my God, I'm loving this. 761 00:38:59,854 --> 00:39:01,373 All right, that bunch of thugs 762 00:39:01,511 --> 00:39:03,789 that you call a team up there is showing their true colors 763 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,722 for the whole world to see. All right? 764 00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:09,726 They're just a bunch of dirty, no-good hooligan animals, 765 00:39:09,864 --> 00:39:11,279 all right, from Bishop on down. 766 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:13,558 This ain't about Philly versus New York, all right? 767 00:39:13,696 --> 00:39:15,076 This is about good versus-- 768 00:39:15,214 --> 00:39:16,423 [man] ...slip away! 769 00:39:16,561 --> 00:39:18,010 [Sports Dogg] That's my boy Massapequa Mark, 770 00:39:18,148 --> 00:39:19,184 bringing the leverage! 771 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:22,049 Hey! Paul, Staten Island, what do you got? 772 00:39:22,187 --> 00:39:24,879 Hey, Dogg, how you doing? Um, listen, 773 00:39:25,017 --> 00:39:26,778 I'm just calling in response to 774 00:39:26,916 --> 00:39:29,263 that pea-brain Philadelphia Phil. 775 00:39:29,677 --> 00:39:32,162 I'm listening here. It's unbelievable! 776 00:39:32,508 --> 00:39:35,303 I mean, you ever hear of "innocent until proved guilty"? 777 00:39:35,683 --> 00:39:38,065 It's a little thing called the American Constitution. 778 00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:39,756 Maybe you should look it up. 779 00:39:39,894 --> 00:39:41,724 Now, we don't know what happened at that club. 780 00:39:41,862 --> 00:39:43,450 We weren't there! 781 00:39:43,898 --> 00:39:45,417 I mean, maybe-- Maybe... 782 00:39:45,935 --> 00:39:47,730 Unless--unless they charge QB with something, 783 00:39:47,868 --> 00:39:48,903 they gotta let him play. 784 00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,284 They gotta let him play. 785 00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:52,390 Not that we need him, 786 00:39:52,528 --> 00:39:55,013 because we got the horses, and everything's cool. 787 00:39:55,151 --> 00:39:56,601 This is-- You know what this is? 788 00:39:56,739 --> 00:39:58,430 This is people blowing something 789 00:39:58,568 --> 00:40:00,743 way out of proportion, all right? 790 00:40:00,881 --> 00:40:04,609 And not realizing that this thing is not a thing. 791 00:40:05,955 --> 00:40:07,266 [Sports Dogg] Yeah... 792 00:40:07,681 --> 00:40:09,407 [indistinct radio chattering] 793 00:40:09,545 --> 00:40:10,546 [radio clicks off] 794 00:40:29,392 --> 00:40:30,738 [man] Hey, Paul. 795 00:40:34,155 --> 00:40:35,191 Feeling better? 796 00:40:36,606 --> 00:40:38,297 Yeah, I'm fine. You know. 797 00:40:40,921 --> 00:40:42,129 Is this a good time to talk? 798 00:40:42,267 --> 00:40:44,787 Uh, it's not, uh, ideal. 799 00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:47,445 I got work. 800 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,586 What time you get off? 801 00:40:51,345 --> 00:40:52,380 I don't... 802 00:40:53,968 --> 00:40:56,488 really know how much I can help you on this, you know? 803 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,559 Any help is help, Paul. 804 00:40:59,664 --> 00:41:01,976 Yeah. You know, I think maybe... 805 00:41:02,321 --> 00:41:04,220 You know, I think I got amnesia. 806 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:08,604 Amnesia. 807 00:41:18,786 --> 00:41:21,824 Yeah. Sounds like you have amnesia. 808 00:41:23,204 --> 00:41:24,827 Is there--? Isn't there anyone else 809 00:41:24,965 --> 00:41:26,967 you could talk to about this, or...? 810 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:29,003 You'd think so. 811 00:41:29,417 --> 00:41:32,041 A club that crowded. But unfortunately, you know, 812 00:41:32,179 --> 00:41:33,318 everyone was either off in the bathroom 813 00:41:33,456 --> 00:41:34,802 or the VIP lounge, 814 00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:37,149 or havin' a smoke when it all went down. 815 00:41:37,633 --> 00:41:38,634 Hmm. 816 00:41:41,602 --> 00:41:42,810 Well. 817 00:41:43,328 --> 00:41:45,226 Let's hope that amnesia clears up. 818 00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:48,816 When it does, I want you to give me a call. 819 00:41:51,819 --> 00:41:54,270 We wouldn't want a crime like this to go unpunished. 820 00:41:55,892 --> 00:41:56,893 No. 821 00:42:07,594 --> 00:42:08,767 [man] Man, these Giants are killin' me. 822 00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:10,942 I think I might have to start watchin' the Jets. 823 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,253 This is killin' me. 824 00:42:12,391 --> 00:42:13,772 [Sports Dogg] Yeah, I can feel you, Chuck. 825 00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:16,395 You can't tell me this isn't botherin' the Giants. 826 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,467 You can't tell me that this isn't driving Coughlin nuts. 827 00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:22,678 I mean, it's become a problem that they've had to deal with 828 00:42:22,816 --> 00:42:24,749 day in, day out, week to week. 829 00:42:24,887 --> 00:42:26,716 I don't even know how they maintain their focus 830 00:42:26,854 --> 00:42:28,442 with this nightmare goin' on. 831 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:31,410 The drama keeps playin' out, the story's had legs forever. 832 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,722 It won't go away. 833 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,344 They haven't made their minds up. 834 00:42:34,482 --> 00:42:36,346 The DA doesn't know whether he's comin' or goin'. 835 00:42:36,484 --> 00:42:38,417 I mean, the DA's office gotta make their mind up. 836 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:39,936 They can't let this thing keep dragging out-- 837 00:42:40,074 --> 00:42:41,317 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 838 00:42:41,455 --> 00:42:43,250 We got breakin' news on this very subject. 839 00:42:43,388 --> 00:42:44,941 Let's go to Ed Rosen right now. 840 00:42:45,079 --> 00:42:46,909 [Ed] Well, Dogg, word has come down 841 00:42:47,047 --> 00:42:50,257 that Quantrell Bishop will not be eligible to play 842 00:42:50,395 --> 00:42:52,466 in this Sunday's key showdown in Dallas. 843 00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:54,123 According to a Giants' spokesman, 844 00:42:54,261 --> 00:42:57,885 the five-time pro-bowler will remain on the ineligible list 845 00:42:58,023 --> 00:42:59,749 until further notice. 846 00:42:59,887 --> 00:43:03,304 Once again, Quantrell Bishop, inactive this Sunday. 847 00:43:03,442 --> 00:43:04,823 That's it from the Meadowlands, 848 00:43:04,961 --> 00:43:08,827 Ed Rosen on the Giants beat, 760,The Zone . 849 00:43:08,965 --> 00:43:10,139 [man on TV] The Cowboys come in with 850 00:43:10,277 --> 00:43:11,416 the number three ranked offense. 851 00:43:11,554 --> 00:43:13,107 First in the pass, fifth in the run. 852 00:43:13,245 --> 00:43:14,522 -But of course-- -We're really good. 853 00:43:14,661 --> 00:43:16,076 We're in good shape. 854 00:43:16,214 --> 00:43:17,974 You slide Pierce over, you give Michael some support, bada-bing, 855 00:43:18,112 --> 00:43:19,493 -we're good. -Yeah. 856 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:20,839 [man on TV] And I see the Cowboys trying to establish 857 00:43:20,977 --> 00:43:22,289 the run early and often today 858 00:43:22,427 --> 00:43:24,429 with the absence of Quantrell Bishop. 859 00:43:24,567 --> 00:43:25,775 Giants come in today, 860 00:43:25,913 --> 00:43:28,329 a little shaky off of last week's loss... 861 00:43:28,744 --> 00:43:30,297 No problem. 862 00:43:30,435 --> 00:43:31,850 [man 2 on TV] This is gonna be a tough 863 00:43:31,988 --> 00:43:32,989 contest and a tough-- 864 00:43:33,921 --> 00:43:35,578 [Sal] What the fuck?! 865 00:43:36,544 --> 00:43:38,167 [man on TV] The Cowboys 35 and the Giants 27. 866 00:43:38,305 --> 00:43:39,789 And, Chip, just like we talked about before the game... 867 00:43:39,927 --> 00:43:41,998 -Fuck. -...the Giants' defensive... 868 00:43:42,136 --> 00:43:44,138 You don't go for two when you're down four. 869 00:43:44,276 --> 00:43:46,382 He had all day to pass, and he made them pay. 870 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,487 You miss, you need a touchdown to win! 871 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,042 ...the Giants, but without Quantrell Bishop... 872 00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:53,976 The first-and-goal, you cannot take a sack there. 873 00:43:54,114 --> 00:43:56,288 -Throw that shit away! -...way of the Giants defense-- 874 00:43:56,806 --> 00:43:58,532 It never should have come to that. 875 00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:00,430 ...Quantrell Bishop normally occupies. 876 00:44:00,568 --> 00:44:02,778 Willington, with an admirable job at defensive end today... 877 00:44:02,916 --> 00:44:03,951 We're fine. 878 00:44:04,089 --> 00:44:05,159 ...but he is not Quantrell Bishop. 879 00:44:05,297 --> 00:44:07,023 We only need to win one of the next two, 880 00:44:07,161 --> 00:44:08,715 or they lose one. 881 00:44:09,301 --> 00:44:11,545 They got, uh, Green Bay at Lambeau. 882 00:44:12,132 --> 00:44:14,582 We're good. We're fine. 883 00:44:16,343 --> 00:44:17,965 And, Chip, as we turn to the NFC East race now-- 884 00:44:18,103 --> 00:44:19,311 You okay? 885 00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:20,381 ...the Philadelphia Eagles are gaining on 886 00:44:20,519 --> 00:44:21,866 the New York Football Giants, 887 00:44:22,004 --> 00:44:23,695 and it looked at one point as if we had no race-- 888 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,214 -You know what, man? -...but now, Chip, 889 00:44:25,352 --> 00:44:26,974 I think we have a certifiable dogfight on our hands. 890 00:44:27,112 --> 00:44:28,907 You really need to lay off this shit. 891 00:44:29,045 --> 00:44:31,289 Three weeks ago, it looked like the Giants had firm control... 892 00:44:31,634 --> 00:44:33,843 This is alien piss. 893 00:44:35,155 --> 00:44:37,847 Can I make a suggestion, you know? Drink this stuff. 894 00:44:38,123 --> 00:44:40,505 It's much better for you. Root beer. 895 00:44:42,576 --> 00:44:44,682 This is root beer. 896 00:44:44,992 --> 00:44:46,200 Root beer. It's like-- 897 00:44:46,338 --> 00:44:48,547 It's like earth's first beverage. 898 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,308 I don't like root beer. 899 00:44:50,446 --> 00:44:53,035 Anything in a green bottle is gonna kill you. 900 00:44:53,173 --> 00:44:54,381 Brown. 901 00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:56,521 It's more natural. 902 00:44:58,247 --> 00:45:00,698 -It's got minerals-- -I don't like root beer! 903 00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:05,426 [TV continues indistinctly] 904 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,153 So long from Texas Stadium, everyb-- 905 00:45:36,941 --> 00:45:39,598 [man] Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom! 906 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,669 You hear that? You hear that, baby? 907 00:45:41,808 --> 00:45:43,361 That's the sound of footsteps, baby. 908 00:45:43,499 --> 00:45:45,604 We are gaining on you. One back with two to go. 909 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:49,091 We beat St. Louis next week, you lose to Carolina, 910 00:45:49,229 --> 00:45:51,093 and it all comes to Monday night. 911 00:45:51,231 --> 00:45:54,130 To Monday night madness. To Monday night football. 912 00:45:54,268 --> 00:45:56,063 The last game of the season, 913 00:45:56,201 --> 00:45:58,238 Giants versus the Eagles at the Linc, 914 00:45:58,376 --> 00:45:59,964 where we're gonna frickin' destroy your-- 915 00:46:16,635 --> 00:46:18,292 Fuckin' asshole. 916 00:46:19,915 --> 00:46:24,436 [somber music] 917 00:47:20,078 --> 00:47:21,183 How you doing, Paul? 918 00:47:21,321 --> 00:47:22,667 Hey! 919 00:47:23,806 --> 00:47:25,601 -It's cold out, huh? -Mmhh! 920 00:47:25,739 --> 00:47:27,499 -[waitress] Coffee? -Please. 921 00:47:31,227 --> 00:47:32,850 [Frank] Thank you. 922 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,369 Well, gotta be honest. 923 00:47:37,924 --> 00:47:39,477 Did not expect to hear from you. 924 00:47:39,615 --> 00:47:41,686 [chuckles, sniffs] 925 00:47:42,204 --> 00:47:43,481 So. 926 00:47:46,346 --> 00:47:47,554 What do you got for me? 927 00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:50,074 Well, you know, I've been, uh, 928 00:47:51,178 --> 00:47:55,389 thinkin' a lot about what happened, and, 929 00:47:55,527 --> 00:47:57,805 you know, trying to remember. 930 00:47:58,668 --> 00:47:59,911 Bring it. 931 00:48:00,325 --> 00:48:01,671 I just-- 932 00:48:02,362 --> 00:48:05,261 I don't think that I'll, uh, 933 00:48:06,780 --> 00:48:07,885 be able... 934 00:48:13,269 --> 00:48:14,581 to r-remember stuff. 935 00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,445 I've been trying, you know, 936 00:48:16,583 --> 00:48:20,828 really hard, thinking about what happened, and I ju-- 937 00:48:20,967 --> 00:48:22,416 I just can't-- 938 00:48:22,554 --> 00:48:23,901 I just can't. 939 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,802 Can't remember or won't remember? 940 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:31,391 I-I've been trying, like I said, 941 00:48:31,529 --> 00:48:33,393 um, to remember. 942 00:48:33,531 --> 00:48:35,050 I just--I can't-- 943 00:48:35,533 --> 00:48:36,948 Can't or won't? 944 00:48:38,777 --> 00:48:39,951 Paul. 945 00:48:45,267 --> 00:48:46,440 I'm sorry. 946 00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:02,180 [Frank] Could've told me this over the fuckin' phone. 947 00:49:40,356 --> 00:49:42,462 [patting table rhythmically] 948 00:49:43,808 --> 00:49:46,811 [somber music] 949 00:49:51,816 --> 00:49:53,818 [grunting] 950 00:50:00,928 --> 00:50:01,964 Bro, you okay? 951 00:50:03,379 --> 00:50:04,380 [Jeff] So, how you feeling, bro? 952 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:08,660 I'm pretty good. Pretty good. 953 00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:10,007 What'd the doctor say? 954 00:50:10,628 --> 00:50:12,802 Oh, they don't know what happened. 955 00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:14,494 They did another CAT scan? 956 00:50:16,392 --> 00:50:18,394 Yeah. It didn't show anything. 957 00:50:18,567 --> 00:50:20,189 Oh, really? It didn't pick up the fist prints? 958 00:50:20,327 --> 00:50:22,226 -They're not related. -Yeah. Sure. 959 00:50:22,364 --> 00:50:24,607 -You don't know that. -Are you sniffing glue again? 960 00:50:24,987 --> 00:50:26,575 Is this like some kind of no-snitching thing? 961 00:50:26,713 --> 00:50:27,714 -Like the brothers? -[Jeff] Oh, yeah. 962 00:50:27,852 --> 00:50:28,956 I heard the charges were dropped. 963 00:50:29,095 --> 00:50:31,235 I'm sorry. You must be really upset about that. 964 00:50:31,373 --> 00:50:33,754 -Come on, Jeff. -What? I'm sympathizing. 965 00:50:33,892 --> 00:50:35,963 -[woman] Well, stop. -[Gina] He needs to hear this. 966 00:50:36,102 --> 00:50:37,862 [woman] He needs his rest. He needs to get better. 967 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,243 -[Jeff] Look at you. -[Gina] He's right. 968 00:50:39,381 --> 00:50:40,727 -[Jeff] Like a jadrool. -Oh, please be quiet. 969 00:50:40,865 --> 00:50:42,522 -[Jeff] Fuckin' jadrool. -[woman] Oh, my God. 970 00:50:42,660 --> 00:50:43,937 [Theresa] You're not gonna get through to him. 971 00:50:48,838 --> 00:50:50,219 Nobody can. 972 00:50:53,395 --> 00:50:55,362 [phone ringing] 973 00:51:07,581 --> 00:51:09,031 [Larry] Sports Dogg. Name and location. 974 00:51:09,169 --> 00:51:11,344 Yeah. Yeah, hey, Lar, it-- It's Paul from Staten Island. 975 00:51:11,482 --> 00:51:12,897 [Larry] Hey, Paul. I got five in front of you. 976 00:51:13,035 --> 00:51:14,312 -Hang tight. -Okay. Okay. 977 00:51:14,450 --> 00:51:15,658 -Shouldn't be too bad. -Okay, great. 978 00:51:15,796 --> 00:51:17,902 [man] Every time the Knicks manage-- 979 00:51:19,455 --> 00:51:20,801 [man] Hey, kitty cat... 980 00:51:20,939 --> 00:51:23,045 -[cat meowing] -Get off the porch! 981 00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:25,841 You're inThe Zone with the Sports Dogg, 982 00:51:26,566 --> 00:51:28,913 760, Sports Radio, 983 00:51:29,051 --> 00:51:30,328 New York... 984 00:51:30,466 --> 00:51:31,674 [Sports Dogg] Hey, Paul From Staten Island. 985 00:51:31,812 --> 00:51:32,848 -What do we got tonight? -Hey! Hey! 986 00:51:32,986 --> 00:51:35,368 What's up, Dogg? Um, I gotta tell you, 987 00:51:35,506 --> 00:51:37,542 I am feeling good tonight because 988 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,751 in a little less than 48 hours, 989 00:51:39,889 --> 00:51:42,478 we are gonna brutally shatter 990 00:51:42,616 --> 00:51:45,792 any flicker of hope the cheesesteaks had going. 991 00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:48,484 We've been messing with them the last few weeks, 992 00:51:48,622 --> 00:51:49,968 letting 'em get back in it a little, 993 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,385 making 'em think they had a chance of catching us, 994 00:51:52,523 --> 00:51:54,766 just so we can see the look on their faces 995 00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:56,630 when they come up short. 996 00:51:56,768 --> 00:51:58,908 Quantrell's back, baby, and he is g-- 997 00:51:59,046 --> 00:52:00,324 [Theresa] Paul! 998 00:52:02,947 --> 00:52:04,983 [quietly] Quantrell is back, baby, 999 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:08,401 and he is ready to make up for some lost time 1000 00:52:08,539 --> 00:52:10,057 against the Panthers. 1001 00:52:10,196 --> 00:52:12,370 You better hope the scoreboard is broken 1002 00:52:12,508 --> 00:52:13,647 down there in St. Louis, 1003 00:52:13,785 --> 00:52:16,857 because the Eagles are gonna be so crushed 1004 00:52:16,995 --> 00:52:19,722 when they look up at it and see the Giants-Panthers score, 1005 00:52:19,860 --> 00:52:21,793 they're not even gonna be able to play. 1006 00:52:21,931 --> 00:52:23,381 It's not even-- 1007 00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:26,419 Even gonna come down to the head-to-head in week 17. 1008 00:52:26,557 --> 00:52:29,007 We're gonna wrap up the East in a nice little bow 1009 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,355 -this coming-- -[Theresa] People live here! 1010 00:52:31,631 --> 00:52:33,460 [whispering] Sorry. Sorry. 1011 00:52:34,737 --> 00:52:36,670 This coming weekend, after which, 1012 00:52:36,808 --> 00:52:40,674 we will follow our pre-destiny to the Super Bowl 1013 00:52:40,812 --> 00:52:44,713 as we ride the victory bus to the championship. 1014 00:52:44,851 --> 00:52:48,026 And why? Why are we riding in the victory bus 1015 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,512 to a championship we haven't played? 1016 00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:52,617 Because, as I said earlier, 1017 00:52:52,755 --> 00:52:57,381 it is pre-destiny that we will take the Super Bowl this year, 1018 00:52:57,519 --> 00:53:01,868 while at the same time waving goodbye 1019 00:53:02,006 --> 00:53:04,526 to the Eagles. 1020 00:53:04,664 --> 00:53:06,528 [Sports Dogg] Thanks, Paul. Now, that's a G-Men fan. 1021 00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:08,012 -Oh. Thank you. -[Sports Dogg] Thanks, buddy. 1022 00:53:08,150 --> 00:53:10,773 All ri-- Okay. Thanks, Sports Dogg. Thank you. 1023 00:53:12,499 --> 00:53:16,227 [somber music] 1024 00:53:27,134 --> 00:53:29,102 [Imitating plane] 1025 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,248 [man on TV] Delhomme in the shotgun... 1026 00:53:37,386 --> 00:53:39,871 [Paul] Big stop, big stop, big stop, big stop. 1027 00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:42,736 Go get him! Get him! Fuck! 1028 00:53:42,874 --> 00:53:44,773 ...hauls it in at the 30th yard line... 1029 00:53:44,911 --> 00:53:46,084 He had all day back there. 1030 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,465 And here come the Panthers... 1031 00:53:47,603 --> 00:53:48,915 That's all right. 1032 00:53:49,053 --> 00:53:51,089 The Panthers always self-destruct. 1033 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,815 [man on TV] ...right out of the air, into his hands, 1034 00:53:52,953 --> 00:53:54,507 and another first down. 1035 00:53:54,645 --> 00:53:55,818 That's the sixth ball he's caught today, 1036 00:53:55,956 --> 00:53:57,613 and we're not even in the second half. 1037 00:53:57,751 --> 00:53:59,788 Steve Smith, one of the players Coach Coughlin said 1038 00:53:59,926 --> 00:54:02,446 the Giants had to stop. The Giants with no answer-- 1039 00:54:02,584 --> 00:54:05,690 Jim Trainor, saying so long from Giants Stadium. 1040 00:54:05,828 --> 00:54:08,728 Final score Panthers 28, Giants seven-- 1041 00:54:13,008 --> 00:54:14,803 You can't blame the defense for this one. 1042 00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:21,603 Panthers got some weapons. 1043 00:54:23,846 --> 00:54:25,779 Quantrell played like shit. 1044 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,748 Well, he was double-teamed. 1045 00:54:33,753 --> 00:54:34,995 He was rusty. 1046 00:54:35,133 --> 00:54:37,343 [somber music] 1047 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,793 [Philadelphia Phil] Tied for first place! 1048 00:54:39,931 --> 00:54:41,554 [clapping rhythmically] 1049 00:54:41,692 --> 00:54:43,487 Tied for first place! 1050 00:54:43,625 --> 00:54:45,074 [clapping rhythmically] 1051 00:54:45,212 --> 00:54:46,697 Tied for first place! 1052 00:54:46,835 --> 00:54:48,215 [clapping rhythmically] 1053 00:54:48,354 --> 00:54:50,804 Hey, oh, oh, and one more thing I'd like to add. 1054 00:54:51,253 --> 00:54:53,082 Tied for first place! 1055 00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:55,050 [clapping rhythmically] 1056 00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:13,965 [chuckling] 1057 00:55:20,593 --> 00:55:21,835 What's so funny? 1058 00:55:25,805 --> 00:55:27,220 You must have the world's biggest collection 1059 00:55:27,358 --> 00:55:29,084 of Chinese packets. 1060 00:55:31,638 --> 00:55:33,847 It's a sin to throw out food. 1061 00:55:40,992 --> 00:55:43,305 My mother, the soy-sauce squirrel. 1062 00:55:46,412 --> 00:55:49,069 [Theresa] It's a real riot, not being wasteful. 1063 00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:52,556 You know what's a riot? 1064 00:55:53,867 --> 00:55:55,766 Is you spending 20 years 1065 00:55:56,491 --> 00:55:58,044 collecting all these sauce packets 1066 00:55:58,182 --> 00:56:00,287 that you're never gonna use. That's a riot. 1067 00:56:00,426 --> 00:56:02,255 You're a sick boy, you know that, Paul? 1068 00:56:02,635 --> 00:56:03,877 -You need help. -Yeah. 1069 00:56:04,015 --> 00:56:05,741 And you need 6,000 egg rolls. 1070 00:56:06,224 --> 00:56:07,709 To put all that stuff on! 1071 00:56:07,847 --> 00:56:10,539 [laughing] 1072 00:56:18,961 --> 00:56:20,860 [phone ringing] 1073 00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:26,590 Hello? 1074 00:56:26,728 --> 00:56:28,695 [man] Good evening. Is, uh, Paul home? 1075 00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:31,629 Uh, may I say who's calling? 1076 00:56:31,767 --> 00:56:33,113 This is Murray Pape. 1077 00:56:33,251 --> 00:56:35,150 I'm calling from theDaily News . 1078 00:56:35,288 --> 00:56:38,015 Uh, he's not here right now. May I take a message? 1079 00:56:38,153 --> 00:56:40,638 Yeah. I'd just like to ask him a few quick questions 1080 00:56:40,776 --> 00:56:42,329 about the lawsuit. 1081 00:56:42,468 --> 00:56:43,952 If you could, I'd really appreciate-- 1082 00:56:44,090 --> 00:56:45,160 Lawsuit? 1083 00:57:06,733 --> 00:57:07,907 Paul, what the fuck? 1084 00:57:08,701 --> 00:57:10,047 Paul. Paul. Paul. 1085 00:57:10,185 --> 00:57:14,189 Hello? Hello? Paul. Paul. Paul. 1086 00:57:16,950 --> 00:57:19,746 "In an unexpected turn of events, 1087 00:57:19,884 --> 00:57:20,885 the lawyer for alleged--" 1088 00:57:21,023 --> 00:57:22,162 I'm taking a fuckin' dump here! 1089 00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:24,648 "The lawyer for alleged Quantrell Bishop beating 1090 00:57:24,786 --> 00:57:27,478 victim Paul Aufiero yesterday filed 1091 00:57:27,616 --> 00:57:29,376 a $77 million lawsuit--" 1092 00:57:29,515 --> 00:57:31,137 Can we discuss this after I wipe my ass? 1093 00:57:31,275 --> 00:57:33,415 "...against the star linebacker in federal court 1094 00:57:33,553 --> 00:57:35,175 on behalf of his client"? 1095 00:57:35,313 --> 00:57:36,314 Jeff, what the fuck? 1096 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,661 I'm acting in your best interests. 1097 00:57:37,799 --> 00:57:38,800 You're not seeing things clearly here. 1098 00:57:38,938 --> 00:57:39,939 You have no right. 1099 00:57:40,077 --> 00:57:41,216 I have a right if you're my brother. 1100 00:57:41,354 --> 00:57:42,355 And you're not mentally competent 1101 00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:43,494 to make decisions for yourself. 1102 00:57:43,632 --> 00:57:44,909 I'm mentally competent! 1103 00:57:45,047 --> 00:57:47,049 You're a 36-year-old man who lives home with his mother, 1104 00:57:47,187 --> 00:57:49,017 who depends on her for food, for laundry, 1105 00:57:49,155 --> 00:57:51,157 and countless basic fuckin' life necessities. All right? 1106 00:57:51,295 --> 00:57:53,193 On paper you're basically a fuckin' vegetable! 1107 00:57:53,331 --> 00:57:54,643 -Oh, fuck you! -It's true! 1108 00:57:54,781 --> 00:57:56,334 -You can't do this! -I just did. 1109 00:57:57,715 --> 00:58:00,684 Where the fuck did you get 77 million dollars from? 1110 00:58:00,822 --> 00:58:02,168 -I calculated it. -Yeah, outta your ass. 1111 00:58:02,306 --> 00:58:03,687 I know you're a fan of this guy, 1112 00:58:03,825 --> 00:58:05,033 but you gotta stop looking at him 1113 00:58:05,171 --> 00:58:06,931 as some kind of fuckin' hero and start looking at him 1114 00:58:07,069 --> 00:58:09,209 as some big, Black, moulinyanjack-off asshole 1115 00:58:09,347 --> 00:58:11,488 -that gave you brain damage! -Hey, my brain's fine. 1116 00:58:11,936 --> 00:58:13,006 -Yeah. -You-- 1117 00:58:13,144 --> 00:58:14,491 It was an accident. 1118 00:58:14,836 --> 00:58:16,147 The whole thing was a misunderstanding. 1119 00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:17,286 A misunderstanding? 1120 00:58:17,424 --> 00:58:19,047 -He was drunk! -That's no excuse. 1121 00:58:19,185 --> 00:58:21,014 He-- I was bothering him. 1122 00:58:21,152 --> 00:58:23,258 Okay? He--he was out trying to have a good time 1123 00:58:23,396 --> 00:58:24,397 -with his friends. -Do you hear yourself? 1124 00:58:24,535 --> 00:58:25,950 Do you actually hear yourself? 1125 00:58:26,088 --> 00:58:27,296 Lots of people get beat up every day. 1126 00:58:27,434 --> 00:58:29,022 I don't see you out there suing for them. 1127 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,576 Well, none of them are my brother. Okay? 1128 00:58:30,714 --> 00:58:32,888 And for what it's worth, the whole family supports it. Okay? 1129 00:58:33,026 --> 00:58:35,063 Gina, Mom, Dennis, Christine, everybody. 1130 00:58:35,201 --> 00:58:37,030 For what it's worth, I'm not gonna let you do it. 1131 00:58:37,168 --> 00:58:38,687 -Go ahead, stop me. -I will. 1132 00:58:38,825 --> 00:58:39,826 Go for it. 1133 00:58:43,174 --> 00:58:44,348 Can I finish my shit now? 1134 00:58:49,836 --> 00:58:51,217 [buzzer ringing] 1135 00:58:55,290 --> 00:58:56,394 Can I borrow your Internet? 1136 00:59:09,476 --> 00:59:12,756 Maybe "Stopping a lawsuit"? 1137 00:59:22,489 --> 00:59:25,320 Man, they usually have everything on there. 1138 00:59:27,874 --> 00:59:30,946 Maybe the lawyers don't want that information public. 1139 00:59:32,672 --> 00:59:34,225 Yeah, that makes sense. 1140 00:59:48,239 --> 00:59:50,794 [Sports Dogg] ...gonna go down with the Yankees up three-zip 1141 00:59:50,932 --> 00:59:52,968 in the ALCS losing to the Red Sox. 1142 00:59:53,106 --> 00:59:54,418 If they blow this game in Philly, 1143 00:59:54,556 --> 00:59:56,351 they're never gonna live it down in New York. 1144 00:59:56,489 --> 00:59:58,284 Let's go to line three. What's up? 1145 00:59:58,422 --> 00:59:59,941 [Philadelphia Phil] Hey, hey, Sports Dogg, how ya doin'? 1146 01:00:00,079 --> 01:00:01,563 It's Philadelphia Phil calling here. 1147 01:00:01,701 --> 01:00:04,152 Look, I'm calling in tonight with a shocking revelation. 1148 01:00:04,290 --> 01:00:06,464 All right, it's about the Quantrell Bishop situation. 1149 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:08,846 As you might know from the news, 1150 01:00:08,984 --> 01:00:12,125 the name of the jerk-off that they beat up is Paul Aufiero. 1151 01:00:12,263 --> 01:00:14,438 All right? And what you might not know is 1152 01:00:14,576 --> 01:00:15,784 I have a good authority 1153 01:00:15,922 --> 01:00:17,959 that Paul Aufiero is none other than... 1154 01:00:18,097 --> 01:00:19,477 ♪ Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da ♪ 1155 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:22,032 Paul from frickin' Staten Island. 1156 01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:23,378 [Sports Dogg] You don't know that, Phil. 1157 01:00:23,516 --> 01:00:25,035 We don't give out full names on the air here. 1158 01:00:25,173 --> 01:00:27,244 [Phil] Yeah, but you do on the Sports Dogg website, 1159 01:00:27,382 --> 01:00:28,486 -all right? -[phone ringing] 1160 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,040 And I was on it last night, my friend. 1161 01:00:30,178 --> 01:00:31,731 And on the Caller of the Month page, 1162 01:00:31,869 --> 01:00:35,286 I saw the name from November 2006, Paul Aufiero-- 1163 01:00:35,424 --> 01:00:36,771 [Theresa] Paul. 1164 01:00:36,909 --> 01:00:38,565 ...from Ellingtonville, Staten Island. All right? 1165 01:00:38,704 --> 01:00:40,015 Do you understand what I'm saying? 1166 01:00:40,153 --> 01:00:42,155 Are you putting two and two together, my friend? 1167 01:00:42,293 --> 01:00:44,019 All right, I clicked on his profile. 1168 01:00:44,157 --> 01:00:46,228 Favorite team, the Giants. 1169 01:00:46,366 --> 01:00:48,334 Favorite athlete, Quantrell Bishop. 1170 01:00:48,472 --> 01:00:49,991 -[Theresa] Paul! -[Phil] Favorite food, 1171 01:00:50,129 --> 01:00:51,371 -roast Eagle. -[phone ringing] 1172 01:00:51,509 --> 01:00:52,890 [Phil] It's him! All right? 1173 01:00:53,028 --> 01:00:54,409 - Paul from Staten Island-- -You listening? 1174 01:00:54,581 --> 01:00:56,031 ...got beat up by his favorite player, 1175 01:00:56,169 --> 01:00:57,239 and now he's suing him 1176 01:00:57,377 --> 01:00:59,586 for 77 million freakin' dollars?! 1177 01:00:59,725 --> 01:01:01,347 -Are you kidding me? -Fuckin' piece-of-shit scumbag. 1178 01:01:01,485 --> 01:01:02,451 [Phil] Can you believe that? 1179 01:01:02,589 --> 01:01:04,177 But I feel bad for you, buddy. 1180 01:01:04,315 --> 01:01:05,869 I do. You got dumped. 1181 01:01:06,007 --> 01:01:08,043 All alone, no team. That's why I wanna 1182 01:01:08,181 --> 01:01:10,149 personally invite you to switch over. 1183 01:01:10,287 --> 01:01:11,944 I am giving you an invitation to switch over. 1184 01:01:12,082 --> 01:01:15,050 Leave the dark side and join the Eagle Nation. 1185 01:01:15,188 --> 01:01:18,226 You can start this Monday night at Sharkey's on Passyunk, 1186 01:01:18,364 --> 01:01:21,436 South Philly, where me and the rest of my Eagle brothers 1187 01:01:21,574 --> 01:01:23,990 will be watching us crush the Midgets 1188 01:01:24,128 --> 01:01:25,578 and take the Eastern Crown! 1189 01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:26,752 Do you understand? Come-- 1190 01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:40,489 Hey, Paul, how you doin'? Adam Feuerstein, Newsday. 1191 01:01:40,627 --> 01:01:42,388 -Can I ask you a few questions? -Not now. 1192 01:01:42,526 --> 01:01:44,908 Um...Paul? How does it feel 1193 01:01:45,046 --> 01:01:46,737 to get beat up by your hero? 1194 01:01:46,944 --> 01:01:48,083 Is it true that you're a lifelong die-hard-- 1195 01:01:48,221 --> 01:01:49,257 Leave me alone! 1196 01:01:49,395 --> 01:01:50,430 Paul! 1197 01:01:52,156 --> 01:01:53,192 Paul! 1198 01:02:07,551 --> 01:02:09,656 [man] Say that I'm a Rangers fan, 1199 01:02:09,795 --> 01:02:12,418 but it's more like I'm a Rangers endurer, like-- 1200 01:02:12,556 --> 01:02:15,662 It's like I'm going to a funeral every game, 1201 01:02:15,801 --> 01:02:17,285 and last night was no different. 1202 01:02:17,423 --> 01:02:19,977 I mean, I think if they can wear boots... 1203 01:02:20,115 --> 01:02:21,979 Uh, five dollars. 1204 01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:23,222 [man] I mean, what is that? 1205 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:24,775 Are they even playing hockey anymore? 1206 01:02:24,913 --> 01:02:26,743 [driver] So you still gonna be rooting for 'em Monday night? 1207 01:02:29,607 --> 01:02:31,989 [phone ringing] 1208 01:02:37,132 --> 01:02:38,582 -This is Murray Pape. -Hi, Mr.-- 1209 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,584 I'm unavailable right now, but if you leave a message, 1210 01:02:40,722 --> 01:02:41,930 I'll get back to you. 1211 01:02:42,068 --> 01:02:44,346 [recording] To page this person, press five now. 1212 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,073 At the tone, please record your message. 1213 01:02:47,211 --> 01:02:48,419 [beeping] 1214 01:02:48,557 --> 01:02:50,421 Hello, Mr. Pape. 1215 01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:52,458 This is Paul Aufiero. 1216 01:02:52,596 --> 01:02:54,149 I'm calling to let you know 1217 01:02:54,598 --> 01:02:57,428 that I'm planning to hold a press conference 1218 01:02:57,566 --> 01:02:59,292 to set the record straight 1219 01:02:59,430 --> 01:03:03,676 on my situation regarding Quantrell Bishop. 1220 01:03:03,987 --> 01:03:06,230 The press conference will occur tomorrow night 1221 01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:09,475 at around 11:30 PM 1222 01:03:09,613 --> 01:03:13,479 or approximately a few minutes after 1223 01:03:13,617 --> 01:03:18,139 on the Sports Dogg program on The Zone. 1224 01:03:18,277 --> 01:03:21,280 Please pass word along to your coworkers 1225 01:03:21,521 --> 01:03:24,145 or any other people in the media 1226 01:03:24,283 --> 01:03:27,734 you feel this might be of interest to. 1227 01:03:27,873 --> 01:03:29,357 Thank you very much. 1228 01:03:29,702 --> 01:03:32,705 Sincerely, Paul Aufiero. 1229 01:03:38,642 --> 01:03:40,506 [phone ringing] 1230 01:03:43,681 --> 01:03:45,028 [Larry] Sports Dogg. Name and location. 1231 01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:46,512 Hey. Yeah, it's-- 1232 01:03:46,650 --> 01:03:48,100 It's, uh, Paul from Staten Island. 1233 01:03:48,238 --> 01:03:51,724 [Larry] Paul. Hey, uh, what's, uh, what's goin' on? 1234 01:03:51,862 --> 01:03:53,208 Uh, listen. Could you-- 1235 01:03:53,346 --> 01:03:55,348 Could you, uh, get me on really quick? 1236 01:03:56,004 --> 01:03:56,936 [Larry] Yeah, hang on a second. 1237 01:03:57,074 --> 01:03:58,041 Okay. 1238 01:03:58,179 --> 01:03:59,249 [Joe] Joe from Staten Island. 1239 01:03:59,387 --> 01:04:00,491 First time, long time, all right? 1240 01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:02,079 What's up, Dogg? Listen-- 1241 01:04:02,217 --> 01:04:03,598 They couldn't win a game 1242 01:04:03,736 --> 01:04:05,738 if their life depended on it. 1243 01:04:05,945 --> 01:04:07,982 What kind of management do they have there? 1244 01:04:08,258 --> 01:04:10,398 I'd rather watch the high school teams in my area 1245 01:04:10,536 --> 01:04:12,710 than go and watch these-- 1246 01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:13,953 [Larry] Paul? You're up next. 1247 01:04:14,091 --> 01:04:15,230 Yeah, okay, thanks. 1248 01:04:15,368 --> 01:04:16,714 [Joe] This is a comedy! We live in-- 1249 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:17,888 [Sports Dogg] Yeah, I'd agree with that. 1250 01:04:18,026 --> 01:04:19,269 Good job, Chuck. I can dig it. 1251 01:04:20,235 --> 01:04:22,582 Are you kidding me? Oh, this is gonna be a huge call. 1252 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:27,277 Line one, a world exclusive, Paul from Staten Island. 1253 01:04:27,415 --> 01:04:28,795 Hey, Sports Dogg. How you doing? 1254 01:04:28,934 --> 01:04:30,349 [Sports Dogg] Hey! What's up, Paul, man? 1255 01:04:30,487 --> 01:04:32,385 A lot of people have been talkin' about you, brother. 1256 01:04:32,523 --> 01:04:34,871 I know. And, uh, I just wanted to say, 1257 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:37,770 a, uh, a lot of people 1258 01:04:37,908 --> 01:04:39,565 have been talking about me these days, 1259 01:04:39,703 --> 01:04:41,567 and most of it is wrong. 1260 01:04:41,705 --> 01:04:44,881 So it's time I cleared the record straight. 1261 01:04:45,088 --> 01:04:48,091 First off, with regarding the alleged incident 1262 01:04:48,229 --> 01:04:50,403 between me and Quantrell Bishop 1263 01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:54,269 on November 30th, this was not an attack. 1264 01:04:54,407 --> 01:04:55,546 It was an unfortunate misunder-- 1265 01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,100 [Theresa] Paul. 1266 01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:00,586 It was an unfortunate misunderstanding 1267 01:05:00,724 --> 01:05:02,657 between the two of us. He did nothing-- 1268 01:05:02,795 --> 01:05:04,245 [Theresa] Who are you talking to? 1269 01:05:05,453 --> 01:05:08,490 He did nothing wrong, and I have no plans to sue. 1270 01:05:08,801 --> 01:05:10,596 The lawsuit was accidentally filed 1271 01:05:10,734 --> 01:05:13,426 by a person in my family who misunderstood the situ-- 1272 01:05:13,564 --> 01:05:14,807 [Theresa over phone] Paul, I have had it. 1273 01:05:17,396 --> 01:05:19,087 Uh, get off the phone, please? 1274 01:05:19,225 --> 01:05:21,538 [Theresa] I have to be up at 7:30. 1275 01:05:21,883 --> 01:05:23,126 Hang up. 1276 01:05:23,402 --> 01:05:24,817 [Sports Dogg] Who is that? 1277 01:05:24,955 --> 01:05:27,924 [Theresa] I have a doctor's appointment at nine. 1278 01:05:28,234 --> 01:05:29,477 Okay. 1279 01:05:29,615 --> 01:05:31,099 [Theresa] It's surgery, Paul. 1280 01:05:31,237 --> 01:05:32,790 [Sports Dogg] Is that his mother? 1281 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,516 [Theresa] They're removing my corn. 1282 01:05:35,586 --> 01:05:37,140 -If I don't get a good night-- -Fucking hang up 1283 01:05:37,278 --> 01:05:38,520 -the fucking phone! -[Sports Dogg] Whoa! Whoa! 1284 01:05:38,658 --> 01:05:41,144 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! No F-bombs, dude. 1285 01:05:41,282 --> 01:05:42,869 You know that. I gotta let you go. 1286 01:05:43,008 --> 01:05:44,423 [phone clicking off] 1287 01:05:44,871 --> 01:05:45,907 Hello? 1288 01:05:47,426 --> 01:05:48,772 Why are you doing this to me? 1289 01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:50,774 I'm not doing nothing to you! You do it all to yourself! 1290 01:05:50,912 --> 01:05:52,327 I'm sick of you treating me like a baby! 1291 01:05:52,465 --> 01:05:54,191 You are a baby, with your calls 1292 01:05:54,329 --> 01:05:55,503 and your little playmate, Sal! 1293 01:05:55,641 --> 01:05:57,022 Why don't you grow up and get a life? 1294 01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,540 -I have a life! -No, you don't! 1295 01:05:58,678 --> 01:06:00,335 I'm happy with my life! 1296 01:06:00,473 --> 01:06:02,337 -No, you're not! -Hey, I think I would know! 1297 01:06:02,475 --> 01:06:03,752 Happy is family, children! 1298 01:06:03,890 --> 01:06:05,651 -Oh, says you! -Says everybody! 1299 01:06:05,789 --> 01:06:07,894 There's basic stuff every person needs! 1300 01:06:08,033 --> 01:06:09,482 -Oh, don't-- -Your brother has 'em, 1301 01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:11,243 your sister has 'em, only you! 1302 01:06:11,381 --> 01:06:13,348 Hey! Hey! No! No! I don't want what they've got! 1303 01:06:13,486 --> 01:06:15,385 I don't want it! I don't want it! 1304 01:06:15,523 --> 01:06:16,938 I don't want it! 1305 01:06:21,839 --> 01:06:26,189 [low rumbling] 1306 01:06:54,631 --> 01:06:56,840 [man on radio] This Giants fan is really upset. 1307 01:06:56,978 --> 01:06:58,842 He's afraid they're gonna lose out the string now, 1308 01:06:58,980 --> 01:07:02,604 so now he's watching the Jets and the 49ers, 1309 01:07:02,742 --> 01:07:05,366 and hoping they could, uh, wring out a win. 1310 01:07:05,504 --> 01:07:08,438 This is a depressed Giants fan today, folks. 1311 01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:13,305 [man 2] That was his best year. 1312 01:07:13,443 --> 01:07:15,376 It wasn't, you know, 15-16. 1313 01:07:15,514 --> 01:07:17,585 Uh, this kid Harvey had, Derrick Harvey, 1314 01:07:17,723 --> 01:07:18,896 has four sacks through the first eight games-- 1315 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,037 [man speaking indistinctly on TV] 1316 01:07:23,625 --> 01:07:24,661 Where you going? 1317 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,459 Paul? 1318 01:07:30,184 --> 01:07:31,219 [door shuts] 1319 01:07:32,876 --> 01:07:35,948 [TV continues indistinctly] 1320 01:07:41,436 --> 01:07:45,130 [tense rock music] 1321 01:08:02,216 --> 01:08:05,978 [music continues] 1322 01:08:23,858 --> 01:08:27,655 [music continues] 1323 01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:41,393 [Theresa] I have no idea where you are. 1324 01:08:41,531 --> 01:08:42,773 When you take my car, 1325 01:08:42,911 --> 01:08:44,499 you can at least have the courtesy to-- 1326 01:08:44,637 --> 01:08:45,983 [beeping] 1327 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,779 [recording] Message deleted. Next message. 1328 01:08:48,917 --> 01:08:50,678 [Sal] Yo, Paul, where are you? I've been calling. 1329 01:08:50,816 --> 01:08:52,024 We watching at your place? 1330 01:08:52,162 --> 01:08:54,958 [traffic whooshing] 1331 01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:28,914 [man on radio] ...at KYW1060.com. 1332 01:10:29,052 --> 01:10:31,192 Philadelphia officials admit they won't even come close 1333 01:10:31,330 --> 01:10:32,780 to meeting their goal 1334 01:10:32,918 --> 01:10:34,920 with installing 250 surveillance cameras 1335 01:10:35,058 --> 01:10:36,887 in high-crime areas by the end of-- 1336 01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:38,199 [man 2] The governor, governor of 1337 01:10:38,337 --> 01:10:39,718 the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, 1338 01:10:39,856 --> 01:10:41,892 Governor Ed Rendell, back with us on the big talker 1210. 1339 01:10:42,030 --> 01:10:43,204 Governor, we got a cheese-steak here 1340 01:10:43,342 --> 01:10:44,274 with your name on it. 1341 01:10:44,412 --> 01:10:45,758 [Governor] Yeah. I'm on the air? 1342 01:10:45,896 --> 01:10:48,899 Well, I eat, uh, pizza around this time of night. 1343 01:10:49,037 --> 01:10:50,970 I'm on my way back to Harrisburg. 1344 01:10:51,108 --> 01:10:52,420 I'm in the car, and-- 1345 01:11:06,572 --> 01:11:10,852 [gentle rock music] 1346 01:11:26,592 --> 01:11:31,597 [music continues] 1347 01:11:52,446 --> 01:11:57,174 [music continues] 1348 01:12:10,015 --> 01:12:13,639 [music continues] 1349 01:12:30,484 --> 01:12:33,694 [music continues] 1350 01:12:36,628 --> 01:12:38,664 [indistinct chattering] 1351 01:12:44,187 --> 01:12:45,568 [man on TV] McNabb already looking sharp, 1352 01:12:45,706 --> 01:12:48,709 coming off a great game last week against St. Louis. 1353 01:12:53,852 --> 01:12:54,956 Phil! 1354 01:13:05,104 --> 01:13:07,106 [people cheering] 1355 01:13:11,041 --> 01:13:12,353 Phil! 1356 01:13:23,329 --> 01:13:24,400 Phil! 1357 01:13:32,235 --> 01:13:34,237 [man] We get to Wisconsin, and literally I came 1358 01:13:34,375 --> 01:13:36,308 as we're driving across the bridge into Wisconsin. 1359 01:13:36,446 --> 01:13:37,999 -It was like a conquest. -Right. 1360 01:13:38,137 --> 01:13:39,415 We get to Wisconsin, he says, 1361 01:13:39,553 --> 01:13:42,141 "Hey, can you drive a stick?" And I was like, "Huh?" 1362 01:13:42,279 --> 01:13:44,799 I'm like, "Dude, I can drive a stick." 1363 01:13:44,937 --> 01:13:46,318 And he fucked her in the back? 1364 01:13:46,456 --> 01:13:47,802 He fucked her in the back seat, 1365 01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:50,184 but first, the lady goes, "Fricking huge!" 1366 01:13:50,322 --> 01:13:52,117 That was frickin' huge. 1367 01:13:53,290 --> 01:13:55,741 That was big. That was big for us. 1368 01:13:57,571 --> 01:13:59,952 [man] Let's go. Bring it fuckin' home. 1369 01:14:00,090 --> 01:14:01,506 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1370 01:14:01,644 --> 01:14:04,094 [indistinct chattering] 1371 01:14:05,371 --> 01:14:07,443 [Phil] "This is what you call a game turner." 1372 01:14:08,513 --> 01:14:10,618 [man] It's called a game "changer," you motherfucker. 1373 01:14:10,756 --> 01:14:11,757 Phil! 1374 01:14:16,762 --> 01:14:18,523 [Phil] Donovan. 1375 01:14:19,109 --> 01:14:20,870 [man] Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1376 01:14:21,008 --> 01:14:22,630 What you gonna do? Come on! 1377 01:14:23,148 --> 01:14:24,114 -Throw it up his ass! -Phil! 1378 01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:25,668 Let's go! 1379 01:14:29,085 --> 01:14:31,639 [people cheering] 1380 01:14:31,777 --> 01:14:33,952 Yeah, you fuckin' asshole! 1381 01:14:34,090 --> 01:14:35,816 Yes! Oh, yes! 1382 01:14:35,954 --> 01:14:37,887 -That's what I'm talking about! -[man] Yes. 1383 01:14:38,025 --> 01:14:40,130 That's what I'm talking about! 1384 01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:44,031 -Whoo! -We got this. 1385 01:14:44,169 --> 01:14:45,998 -We got this. -We got this. 1386 01:14:46,689 --> 01:14:48,518 Take away that bullshit fumble call, 1387 01:14:48,656 --> 01:14:49,726 we'd be up 14. 1388 01:14:49,864 --> 01:14:50,900 Yeah, you know what? 1389 01:14:51,038 --> 01:14:52,280 Not to worry. It's about to get ugly. 1390 01:14:52,418 --> 01:14:53,972 Yeah, it's gonna get fuckin' ugly. 1391 01:14:54,110 --> 01:14:55,145 Yeah. 1392 01:14:55,283 --> 01:14:57,216 -How's it going, bo? Phil. -Oh. Mark. 1393 01:14:57,389 --> 01:14:59,080 -How's it going? -Good, good. 1394 01:14:59,218 --> 01:15:01,186 I like the paint. You got your colors, right? 1395 01:15:01,324 --> 01:15:03,878 -I'm flyin' my colors, man. -He's got his fucking colors on. 1396 01:15:04,016 --> 01:15:05,017 -Fly them, man. -Fly 'em. 1397 01:15:05,155 --> 01:15:08,227 -Fuckin' queers. -Douche, douche. 1398 01:15:08,365 --> 01:15:09,988 Douche bags. 1399 01:15:10,713 --> 01:15:12,197 Douche, douche! 1400 01:15:14,130 --> 01:15:15,441 Douche, douche. 1401 01:15:16,235 --> 01:15:18,893 Now--now I just want it to become, 1402 01:15:19,031 --> 01:15:20,308 like, an annihilation. 1403 01:15:20,446 --> 01:15:22,725 Like, I just want it to become an abomination, 1404 01:15:22,863 --> 01:15:24,865 an annihilation, a murder, 1405 01:15:25,003 --> 01:15:27,177 a mass fuckin' murder! 1406 01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:28,731 You fuck. 1407 01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:32,907 I want to mass fuckin' murder these motherfuckers. 1408 01:15:33,045 --> 01:15:35,082 You know what I mean? 1409 01:15:35,427 --> 01:15:37,049 An abomination! 1410 01:15:37,187 --> 01:15:39,845 [laughing] 1411 01:15:39,983 --> 01:15:43,677 [Phil] Fuckin' guy with paint on his face. Big fan, big fan. 1412 01:15:43,987 --> 01:15:46,058 Yeah. Yeah. 1413 01:15:46,438 --> 01:15:47,750 Yeah! 1414 01:15:51,236 --> 01:15:52,962 [man on TV] McNabb takes the snap. 1415 01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:54,204 Makes the hand-off to Westbrook. 1416 01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:55,999 [indistinct] 1417 01:15:56,137 --> 01:15:57,794 In the end zone! Touchdown Eagles! 1418 01:15:57,932 --> 01:16:01,142 [cheering] 1419 01:16:02,385 --> 01:16:05,457 Yes! Fucking touchdown, you asshole! Yes! 1420 01:16:05,595 --> 01:16:07,563 Yes! You fuck! 1421 01:16:07,701 --> 01:16:09,392 That's what I'm fuckin' talking about! 1422 01:16:09,530 --> 01:16:11,359 Ah, ha! Ha-ha-ha! 1423 01:16:11,497 --> 01:16:14,328 Asshole! Look at him. Yeah, he's a giant fag! 1424 01:16:14,466 --> 01:16:16,123 No, no, not a giant fag. 1425 01:16:16,261 --> 01:16:19,264 He's a "Giant" fag, like a Giant fag? 1426 01:16:19,402 --> 01:16:21,473 You know what I mean? You dumb fuck. Yes! 1427 01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:23,786 Yes! I love it. 1428 01:16:24,614 --> 01:16:25,719 Whoo! 1429 01:16:27,065 --> 01:16:28,929 Hey, I--listen, this is gonna sound kind of weird, 1430 01:16:29,067 --> 01:16:31,932 but, uh, do I know you? 1431 01:16:33,968 --> 01:16:38,214 Just that you sound familiar, you know, your voice. Um... 1432 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,527 You ever go, uh, listen to, uh, 1433 01:16:41,666 --> 01:16:43,806 The Pen? 860? 1434 01:16:43,944 --> 01:16:45,359 Sometimes. 1435 01:16:45,497 --> 01:16:47,361 Rob Ryan or Eagle's Nest 1436 01:16:47,499 --> 01:16:48,534 or Nothing But Netsky-- 1437 01:16:48,673 --> 01:16:50,088 You know, those call-in shows? 1438 01:16:50,226 --> 01:16:51,399 I call in all the time. 1439 01:16:51,537 --> 01:16:52,815 I'm pretty much a regular on all those shows. 1440 01:16:52,953 --> 01:16:54,299 -That's gotta be it. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1441 01:16:54,437 --> 01:16:56,335 I call in there, you know, break balls and shit. 1442 01:16:56,473 --> 01:16:58,096 It's a good time. You know what I mean? 1443 01:16:58,959 --> 01:17:00,581 I even, uh, been calling up the local shows 1444 01:17:00,719 --> 01:17:02,445 up in New York now, piss off the locals. 1445 01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:03,757 -You know what I mean? -Yeah? 1446 01:17:03,895 --> 01:17:04,861 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1447 01:17:04,999 --> 01:17:06,138 I fucking can't stand Giants fans. 1448 01:17:06,276 --> 01:17:08,693 -Yeah, like Giants fans. -Yeah, fuck Giants fans. 1449 01:17:08,831 --> 01:17:09,970 I can't stand those motherfuckers. 1450 01:17:10,108 --> 01:17:11,316 [Paul] Fuck 'em. 1451 01:17:11,454 --> 01:17:13,974 There's that one guy that got his ass beat by Bishop? 1452 01:17:14,112 --> 01:17:16,045 -You heard about that? -Oh, something about-- 1453 01:17:16,183 --> 01:17:18,323 Yeah, yeah. He, um... 1454 01:17:18,461 --> 01:17:20,532 [Phil] He's a big fan. Bishop was his favorite player. 1455 01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:22,189 And somehow or another, he pissed him off. 1456 01:17:22,327 --> 01:17:23,984 It's, like, you wanna fuckin' grow up. 1457 01:17:24,122 --> 01:17:25,123 You wanna be like Mike, 1458 01:17:25,261 --> 01:17:27,366 not get fuckin'-your-ass kicked by Mike. 1459 01:17:27,504 --> 01:17:29,506 Imagine fuckin' Julius Erving 1460 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,163 come and kicking my fucking ass? 1461 01:17:31,301 --> 01:17:33,338 Fuckin' jerk-off. It's crazy. 1462 01:17:33,476 --> 01:17:34,960 Yeah, it fuckin' is. 1463 01:17:35,167 --> 01:17:37,031 -What's your name again? -Mark. 1464 01:17:37,204 --> 01:17:38,584 All right! Mark. 1465 01:17:38,723 --> 01:17:41,208 All right! Mark the Spark! 1466 01:17:41,346 --> 01:17:43,348 Mark the Spark! 1467 01:17:43,486 --> 01:17:45,419 Yeah. Killer Phil! Killer Phil! 1468 01:17:45,557 --> 01:17:48,422 Here we go, and it's only gonna get worse for the fucking guy, 1469 01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:50,010 in one minute 33, 1470 01:17:50,148 --> 01:17:51,356 one minute and 32 1471 01:17:51,494 --> 01:17:54,877 and 27-- 29, you fuck. 1472 01:17:55,015 --> 01:17:56,568 Whatever. You can't fucking count. 1473 01:17:56,706 --> 01:17:58,604 26, 25... 1474 01:17:58,743 --> 01:18:00,399 [people chanting] Giants suck! Giants suck! 1475 01:18:00,537 --> 01:18:02,056 [Phil] Life is good, baby! 1476 01:18:02,194 --> 01:18:03,989 [man on TV] Folks, you can put a bow on this one. 1477 01:18:04,127 --> 01:18:05,577 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1478 01:18:05,715 --> 01:18:08,269 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1479 01:18:08,407 --> 01:18:11,065 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1480 01:18:11,203 --> 01:18:14,034 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1481 01:18:14,172 --> 01:18:16,036 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1482 01:18:16,174 --> 01:18:17,900 -Giants suck! -Cock! 1483 01:18:18,038 --> 01:18:19,177 -Giants suck! -Cock! 1484 01:18:19,315 --> 01:18:21,006 -Giants suck! -My balls! 1485 01:18:21,144 --> 01:18:23,284 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1486 01:18:23,422 --> 01:18:25,873 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1487 01:18:26,011 --> 01:18:28,565 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1488 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:31,396 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1489 01:18:31,534 --> 01:18:33,916 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1490 01:18:34,054 --> 01:18:37,022 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1491 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,956 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1492 01:18:40,094 --> 01:18:42,614 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1493 01:18:42,752 --> 01:18:44,961 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1494 01:18:45,099 --> 01:18:47,619 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1495 01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:50,242 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1496 01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:52,658 Giants suck! Giants suck! 1497 01:18:52,797 --> 01:18:56,179 The clock has expired, the season has expired. 1498 01:19:11,539 --> 01:19:12,782 [Paul] Are you gonna--? 1499 01:19:13,093 --> 01:19:14,508 Are you gonna call up that station 1500 01:19:14,646 --> 01:19:15,992 up in New York tonight? 1501 01:19:16,130 --> 01:19:18,236 Yeah. Shit, yeah. 1502 01:19:18,374 --> 01:19:22,102 I got a big bag of salt that needs wounds for rubbing into. 1503 01:19:25,277 --> 01:19:26,658 I'll bet-- I bet that loser's 1504 01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:28,625 writing out his suicide note as we speak. 1505 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:29,972 Yeah. 1506 01:19:32,146 --> 01:19:33,561 Ahh. 1507 01:19:34,217 --> 01:19:37,393 Come on! Gotta drain the monster. Let's go. 1508 01:19:54,513 --> 01:19:56,274 Bo, what are you doing? I'm taking a fuckin'-- 1509 01:19:58,966 --> 01:20:00,381 Hey, whoa. What are you--? What are you doing, man? 1510 01:20:00,519 --> 01:20:01,935 -Don't do that. -Be quiet. 1511 01:20:03,005 --> 01:20:05,697 -No, no, no, don't--don't-- -Quiet. Okay? 1512 01:20:09,287 --> 01:20:10,806 You didn't have to be mean. 1513 01:20:12,738 --> 01:20:14,464 What are you talking about, mean? 1514 01:20:17,951 --> 01:20:19,815 Everybody's always so mean. 1515 01:20:21,264 --> 01:20:23,025 Bo, I don't know who the fuck you are, okay? 1516 01:20:23,163 --> 01:20:24,371 What are you doing? 1517 01:20:24,854 --> 01:20:26,856 And it wears me out. 1518 01:20:28,616 --> 01:20:29,755 Yo, listen to me. Listen to me. 1519 01:20:29,894 --> 01:20:31,033 You got the wrong guy here, you understand? 1520 01:20:31,171 --> 01:20:32,172 [Paul] No. 1521 01:20:33,311 --> 01:20:35,554 I got the right guy. 1522 01:20:36,901 --> 01:20:38,247 -[gun cocks] -No, no, don't--don't do that. 1523 01:20:38,385 --> 01:20:39,869 -Don't do that. I-- -[gunshots] 1524 01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:41,250 [grunting] 1525 01:20:41,388 --> 01:20:43,769 [tense music] [gunshots continue] 1526 01:20:46,496 --> 01:20:47,566 [Phil shouts] 1527 01:20:52,364 --> 01:20:53,883 [groaning] 1528 01:20:58,923 --> 01:21:02,064 [Phil panting] 1529 01:21:03,548 --> 01:21:05,170 What the fuck? 1530 01:21:28,124 --> 01:21:30,782 Eagles suck. 1531 01:21:32,922 --> 01:21:35,235 ♪ Delta Dawn ♪ 1532 01:21:35,373 --> 01:21:38,479 ♪ What's that flower you have on? ♪ 1533 01:21:38,617 --> 01:21:41,068 ♪ Could it be a faded rose? ♪ 1534 01:21:41,206 --> 01:21:42,518 [people shouting] 1535 01:21:42,656 --> 01:21:43,829 Get fuckin' back! 1536 01:21:45,279 --> 01:21:47,695 ♪ And did I hear you say ♪ 1537 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:50,491 ♪ He was a-meetin' you here today ♪ 1538 01:21:51,527 --> 01:21:53,563 ♪ To take you to his mansion ♪ 1539 01:21:53,701 --> 01:21:56,877 ♪ In the sky? ♪ 1540 01:21:57,395 --> 01:21:58,741 ♪ She's 41♪ 1541 01:21:58,879 --> 01:22:01,640 ♪ And her daddy still calls her baby ♪ 1542 01:22:01,778 --> 01:22:03,470 [police sirens] 1543 01:22:03,608 --> 01:22:05,127 -♪ All the folks ♪ -Freeze! 1544 01:22:05,265 --> 01:22:07,646 ♪ Around Brownsville say she's crazy ♪ 1545 01:22:09,476 --> 01:22:12,203 ♪ 'Cause she walks downtown with her suitcase ♪ 1546 01:22:12,341 --> 01:22:14,584 ♪ In her hand ♪ 1547 01:22:16,241 --> 01:22:19,935 ♪ Lookin' for a mysterious dark-haired man ♪ 1548 01:22:22,696 --> 01:22:24,456 ♪ Delta Dawn ♪ 1549 01:22:24,594 --> 01:22:26,079 [Paul] I'm sorry! 1550 01:22:27,356 --> 01:22:29,254 ♪ Could it be a faded rose ♪ 1551 01:22:29,392 --> 01:22:30,635 Sorry! 1552 01:22:31,429 --> 01:22:33,741 -Ow, ow, ow. -[cop] Shut the fuck up! 1553 01:22:33,879 --> 01:22:36,606 ♪ And did I hear you say ♪ 1554 01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:39,885 ♪ He was a-meetin' you here today ♪ 1555 01:22:40,024 --> 01:22:42,785 ♪ To take you to his mansion ♪ 1556 01:22:42,923 --> 01:22:45,684 ♪ In the sky? ♪ 1557 01:22:46,375 --> 01:22:48,480 ♪ Delta Dawn ♪ 1558 01:22:48,618 --> 01:22:50,206 ♪ What's that flower... ♪ 1559 01:22:50,344 --> 01:22:51,828 [music fades] 1560 01:23:36,735 --> 01:23:38,082 [Sal over phone] Hey. 1561 01:23:39,048 --> 01:23:40,049 Hey. 1562 01:23:42,948 --> 01:23:43,984 How's it going? 1563 01:23:47,401 --> 01:23:48,920 -Yeah. -Uh-huh. 1564 01:23:49,886 --> 01:23:52,820 So, um, yeah. 1565 01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:54,201 Your mom been by? 1566 01:23:54,753 --> 01:23:56,997 Uh, she came by a few days ago. 1567 01:23:57,446 --> 01:23:58,688 Um... 1568 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:01,933 She's not really taking this too well. 1569 01:24:02,071 --> 01:24:03,831 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1570 01:24:06,351 --> 01:24:10,700 [sighs] How about, uh, Jeff? 1571 01:24:11,701 --> 01:24:13,876 Jeff was supposed to come by yesterday, 1572 01:24:14,014 --> 01:24:16,292 and then something 1573 01:24:16,430 --> 01:24:18,191 with his kid or something... 1574 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,410 Oh, oh! Hey, hey, hey. 1575 01:24:31,445 --> 01:24:33,033 -Hey. -What? 1576 01:24:42,146 --> 01:24:43,423 It's out? 1577 01:24:43,561 --> 01:24:45,563 Hot off the press, from today'sPost . 1578 01:24:45,701 --> 01:24:46,805 Oh, my God. 1579 01:24:53,295 --> 01:24:54,503 This is cake! 1580 01:24:54,641 --> 01:24:55,745 Uh, that's what I said. 1581 01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:57,506 'Cisco, 1582 01:24:57,644 --> 01:24:58,990 Miami... 1583 01:25:01,406 --> 01:25:02,925 13 and three. Easy. 1584 01:25:03,063 --> 01:25:04,271 What are your three losses? 1585 01:25:04,409 --> 01:25:06,791 Green Bay, New England, Chargers. 1586 01:25:06,929 --> 01:25:08,689 We could easily beat Green Bay. 1587 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:10,312 14 and two. 1588 01:25:13,798 --> 01:25:15,282 Oh. Oh, man. 1589 01:25:15,420 --> 01:25:16,421 What? 1590 01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:20,218 New England, December 20th. 1591 01:25:23,808 --> 01:25:25,120 I get out that week. 1592 01:25:25,499 --> 01:25:27,122 -Oh, shit. -Patsies are toast. 1593 01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:28,916 There's no way we're losing with us in the parking lot. 1594 01:25:29,054 --> 01:25:30,125 Not a chance. 1595 01:25:30,470 --> 01:25:32,092 15 and one. 1596 01:25:32,230 --> 01:25:33,645 Totally realistic. 1597 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:36,441 Oh, man. 1598 01:25:38,098 --> 01:25:39,927 Oh, man! 1599 01:25:44,656 --> 01:25:46,934 It's gonna be a great year. 1600 01:25:48,453 --> 01:25:50,835 ♪ I got kicked off of Noah's Ark ♪ 1601 01:25:50,973 --> 01:25:54,114 ♪ I turned my cheek to unkind remarks ♪ 1602 01:25:54,252 --> 01:25:56,392 ♪ There was two of everything ♪ 1603 01:25:56,530 --> 01:25:59,913 ♪ And one of me ♪ 1604 01:26:00,051 --> 01:26:02,433 ♪ And when the rains came tumblin' down ♪ 1605 01:26:02,571 --> 01:26:05,712 ♪ Held my breath and I stood my ground ♪ 1606 01:26:05,850 --> 01:26:07,127 ♪ And I watched that ship ♪ 1607 01:26:07,265 --> 01:26:11,062 ♪ Go sailin' out to sea ♪ 1608 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,684 ♪ Take it back ♪ 1609 01:26:12,822 --> 01:26:14,410 ♪ Take it back ♪ 1610 01:26:14,548 --> 01:26:16,895 ♪ Oh, no, you can't say that ♪ 1611 01:26:17,033 --> 01:26:18,587 ♪ All of my friends ♪ 1612 01:26:18,725 --> 01:26:19,967 ♪ Are not dead ♪ 1613 01:26:20,105 --> 01:26:23,419 ♪ Or in jail ♪ 1614 01:26:23,557 --> 01:26:25,939 ♪ Through rock and through stone ♪ 1615 01:26:26,077 --> 01:26:29,011 ♪ The black wind still moans ♪ 1616 01:26:29,149 --> 01:26:31,462 ♪ Sweet revenge sweet revenge ♪ 1617 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,499 ♪ Without fail ♪ 1618 01:26:35,051 --> 01:26:37,399 ♪ I caught an aisle seat on a plane ♪ 1619 01:26:37,537 --> 01:26:40,056 ♪ And drove an English teacher half insane ♪ 1620 01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:42,576 ♪ Makin' up jokes about bicycle spokes ♪ 1621 01:26:42,714 --> 01:26:46,201 ♪ And red balloons ♪ 1622 01:26:46,339 --> 01:26:48,755 ♪ So I called on my local deejay ♪ 1623 01:26:48,893 --> 01:26:51,861 ♪ And he didn't have a lot to say ♪ 1624 01:26:51,999 --> 01:26:53,760 ♪ But the radio ♪ 1625 01:26:53,898 --> 01:26:57,729 ♪ Has learned all my favorite tunes ♪ 1626 01:26:57,867 --> 01:26:59,179 ♪ Take it back ♪ 1627 01:26:59,317 --> 01:27:00,905 ♪ Take it back ♪ 1628 01:27:01,043 --> 01:27:03,735 ♪ Oh, no, you can't say that ♪ 1629 01:27:03,873 --> 01:27:05,081 ♪ All of my friends ♪ 1630 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,566 ♪ Are not dead ♪ 1631 01:27:06,704 --> 01:27:09,741 ♪ Or in jail ♪ 1632 01:27:09,879 --> 01:27:12,675 ♪ Through rock and through stone ♪ 1633 01:27:12,813 --> 01:27:14,884 ♪ The black wind still moans ♪ 1634 01:27:15,022 --> 01:27:16,576 ♪ Sweet revenge ♪ 1635 01:27:16,714 --> 01:27:18,060 ♪ Sweet revenge ♪ 1636 01:27:18,198 --> 01:27:20,925 ♪ Without fail ♪ 1637 01:27:22,064 --> 01:27:24,135 ♪ The white meat is on the run ♪ 1638 01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:27,069 ♪ And the dark meat is far too done ♪ 1639 01:27:27,207 --> 01:27:29,589 ♪ And the milkman left me a note ♪ 1640 01:27:29,727 --> 01:27:31,763 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 1641 01:27:31,901 --> 01:27:33,144 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 1642 01:27:33,282 --> 01:27:34,766 ♪ Get outta this town by noon ♪ 1643 01:27:34,904 --> 01:27:36,078 ♪ Get out! ♪ 1644 01:27:36,216 --> 01:27:37,804 ♪ You're comin' on way too soon ♪ 1645 01:27:37,942 --> 01:27:38,908 ♪ Right now ♪ 1646 01:27:39,046 --> 01:27:40,116 ♪ And besides that ♪ 1647 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:41,670 ♪ We never liked you ♪ 1648 01:27:41,808 --> 01:27:44,086 ♪ Anyway ♪ 1649 01:27:44,224 --> 01:27:45,501 ♪ Take it back ♪ 1650 01:27:45,639 --> 01:27:47,676 ♪ Take it back ♪ 1651 01:27:47,814 --> 01:27:49,885 ♪ Oh, no, you can't say that ♪ 1652 01:27:50,023 --> 01:27:51,473 ♪ All of my friends ♪ 1653 01:27:51,611 --> 01:27:52,819 ♪ Are not dead ♪ 1654 01:27:52,957 --> 01:27:55,994 ♪ Or in jail ♪ 1655 01:27:56,132 --> 01:27:58,963 ♪ Through rock and through stone ♪ 1656 01:27:59,101 --> 01:28:01,103 ♪ The black wind still moans ♪ 1657 01:28:01,241 --> 01:28:04,520 ♪ Sweet revenge sweet revenge ♪ 1658 01:28:04,658 --> 01:28:07,212 ♪ Without fail ♪ 1659 01:28:07,351 --> 01:28:10,077 ♪ Sweet revenge sweet revenge ♪ 1660 01:28:10,215 --> 01:28:12,114 ♪ Will prevail ♪ 1661 01:28:12,252 --> 01:28:14,496 ♪ Without fail ♪ 112448