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[Music] all my chemical dependent sisters

all my chemical dependent sisters

all my chemical dependent sisters and while I see that was a crazy show

and while I see that was a crazy show

and while I see that was a crazy show you have the best bands a couple of

you have the best bands a couple of

you have the best bands a couple of girls

girls

girls oh my God yes yes yes

oh my God yes yes yes

oh my God yes yes yes oh my God oh my God did you just kiss

oh my God oh my God did you just kiss

oh my God oh my God did you just kiss you oh my gosh are you guys barbell yeah

you oh my gosh are you guys barbell yeah

you oh my gosh are you guys barbell yeah I'm a huge fan

excuse me

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I am the queen of the Brooklyn bar

shut up give me my phone hey what are

shut up give me my phone hey what are

shut up give me my phone hey what are you doing give me my phone back give me

you doing give me my phone back give me

you doing give me my phone back give me my

I guess we're gonna have to get used to

I guess we're gonna have to get used to

I guess we're gonna have to get used to this

please

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[Applause] [Music]

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[Music] foreign

okay she's ready to see you now

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ladies hello hi no time for chit chat

ladies hello hi no time for chit chat

ladies hello hi no time for chit chat we've got music to make

we've got music to make

we've got music to make Veronica normally we would wait for this

Veronica normally we would wait for this

Veronica normally we would wait for this whole arson thing to blow over

because you know what they say you've

because you know what they say you've

because you know what they say you've got your whole life to write your first

got your whole life to write your first

got your whole life to write your first album six months to write your second

album six months to write your second

album six months to write your second Alice why are you looking at me like

Alice why are you looking at me like

Alice why are you looking at me like that did you skip yoga

uh I uh um

uh I uh um

uh I uh um okay guess I'm doing the talking here ah

okay guess I'm doing the talking here ah

okay guess I'm doing the talking here ah Veronica and I are breaking up

Veronica and I are breaking up

Veronica and I are breaking up no you're breaking up with me if we are

no you're breaking up with me if we are

no you're breaking up with me if we are breaking up then

breaking up then

breaking up then barbell needs to break up

barbell needs to break up

barbell needs to break up [Laughter]

no you're not breaking up here make

no you're not breaking up here make

no you're not breaking up here make yourselves useful sign these gladly

yourselves useful sign these gladly

yourselves useful sign these gladly what

what

what do I need to spell it out for you your

do I need to spell it out for you your

do I need to spell it out for you your fans love you as a couple everyone loves

fans love you as a couple everyone loves

fans love you as a couple everyone loves you as a couple

you as a couple

you as a couple Veronica you can't write music thanks

Veronica you can't write music thanks

Veronica you can't write music thanks Karen and wonder can't over here is a

Karen and wonder can't over here is a

Karen and wonder can't over here is a diagnose social anxiety disorder well

diagnose social anxiety disorder well

diagnose social anxiety disorder well it's not diagnosed Alice

it's not diagnosed Alice

it's not diagnosed Alice is nothing

alveronica

plus your public appearance of the

plus your public appearance of the

plus your public appearance of the couple is stipulated in your contract

section 127.

I'm uh I'm moving out

I'm uh I'm moving out

I'm uh I'm moving out tomorrow which she graciously informed

tomorrow which she graciously informed

tomorrow which she graciously informed me of over text message along with this

me of over text message along with this

me of over text message along with this little breakup gem Veronica dot dot dot

little breakup gem Veronica dot dot dot

little breakup gem Veronica dot dot dot crying Emoji I can I okay uh to be fair

crying Emoji I can I okay uh to be fair

crying Emoji I can I okay uh to be fair though I I didn't break up with you over

though I I didn't break up with you over

though I I didn't break up with you over text ICE sorry what does this text

text ICE sorry what does this text

text ICE sorry what does this text message it's not my fault that's the

message it's not my fault that's the

message it's not my fault that's the only way I can get included maybe you

only way I can get included maybe you

only way I can get included maybe you could have spoken to me like a human

could have spoken to me like a human

could have spoken to me like a human being instead of just sending me a

being instead of just sending me a

being instead of just sending me a digital representation of your feelings

you're under contract for another album

you're under contract for another album

you're under contract for another album and a tour something like 15 million

and a tour something like 15 million

and a tour something like 15 million dollars to buy out what I don't have the

dollars to buy out what I don't have the

dollars to buy out what I don't have the exact figures but yeah

exact figures but yeah

exact figures but yeah are you kidding what is kidding does

are you kidding what is kidding does

are you kidding what is kidding does this mean that we have to keep um

this mean that we have to keep um

this mean that we have to keep um living together obviously

living together obviously

living together obviously the irony is right

the irony is right

the irony is right Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter

Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter

Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter would you not tweet about this right now

would you not tweet about this right now

would you not tweet about this right now were we ever in love because it seems to

were we ever in love because it seems to

were we ever in love because it seems to me like the only thing that you ever

me like the only thing that you ever

me like the only thing that you ever actually love is the internet well at

actually love is the internet well at

actually love is the internet well at least the internet actually loved me and

least the internet actually loved me and

least the internet actually loved me and paid attention to me oh look at this a

paid attention to me oh look at this a

paid attention to me oh look at this a picture of me and Tegan and Sarah over a

picture of me and Tegan and Sarah over a

picture of me and Tegan and Sarah over a million likes I think somebody is a

million likes I think somebody is a

million likes I think somebody is a little jealous I get it that's that's

little jealous I get it that's that's

little jealous I get it that's that's the way the internet works it loves you

the way the internet works it loves you

the way the internet works it loves you if you do a lot of like this with your

if you do a lot of like this with your

if you do a lot of like this with your face yeah that's exactly how it works

face yeah that's exactly how it works

face yeah that's exactly how it works well it's a good thing that the number

well it's a good thing that the number

well it's a good thing that the number of likes you get on your Instagram post

of likes you get on your Instagram post

of likes you get on your Instagram post directly correlates to your musical

directly correlates to your musical

directly correlates to your musical dollars okay babe I'm sorry your posts

dollars okay babe I'm sorry your posts

dollars okay babe I'm sorry your posts don't get as many likes as mine do but

don't get as many likes as mine do but

don't get as many likes as mine do but you know what nobody wants to read about

you know what nobody wants to read about

you know what nobody wants to read about grass-fed butter

it's on a dairy farm once and I took a

it's on a dairy farm once and I took a

it's on a dairy farm once and I took a picture I don't even eat butter anymore

picture I don't even eat butter anymore

picture I don't even eat butter anymore so it's a little for you maybe if you

so it's a little for you maybe if you

so it's a little for you maybe if you don't want to be such a loser you should

don't want to be such a loser you should

don't want to be such a loser you should stop posting your diary all over Twitter

stop posting your diary all over Twitter

stop posting your diary all over Twitter what is who can know the heart of Youth

what is who can know the heart of Youth

what is who can know the heart of Youth but youth itself that's a Patty Smith

but youth itself that's a Patty Smith

but youth itself that's a Patty Smith quote pretty I'm pretty sure you said On

quote pretty I'm pretty sure you said On

quote pretty I'm pretty sure you said On Cue that just kids was your favorite

Cue that just kids was your favorite

Cue that just kids was your favorite book but you obviously never read

book but you obviously never read

book but you obviously never read Alice

Alice

Alice understand why you're being so mean to

understand why you're being so mean to

understand why you're being so mean to me you just broke my heart and you're

me you just broke my heart and you're

me you just broke my heart and you're yelling at me at a manager's office I'm

yelling at me at a manager's office I'm

yelling at me at a manager's office I'm not yelling at you I haven't even eating

not yelling at you I haven't even eating

not yelling at you I haven't even eating disorder

disorder

disorder talking okay just stop can I have 15

talking okay just stop can I have 15

talking okay just stop can I have 15 million dollars

million dollars

million dollars no

no

no great so just keep signing those posters

great so just keep signing those posters

great so just keep signing those posters and whatever else access records tells

and whatever else access records tells

and whatever else access records tells you to sign

well the next three months should be

well the next three months should be

well the next three months should be delightful

delightful

delightful [Music]

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[Music] hi guys Allison Veronica here

hi guys Allison Veronica here

hi guys Allison Veronica here um we have some news some very exciting

um we have some news some very exciting

um we have some news some very exciting news we are starting work um

news we are starting work um

news we are starting work um no no no no

no no no no

no no no no [Music]

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[Music] no we're sorry we're gonna do

anyway I promise we just have to catch

anyway I promise we just have to catch

anyway I promise we just have to catch up on all our TV and I have to bake some

up on all our TV and I have to bake some

up on all our TV and I have to bake some vegan brownies for this one because I

vegan brownies for this one because I

vegan brownies for this one because I lost a bet so gotta do that and then I

lost a bet so gotta do that and then I

lost a bet so gotta do that and then I promise yeah

promise yeah

promise yeah yeah we're gonna do a little live stream

yeah we're gonna do a little live stream

yeah we're gonna do a little live stream Studio

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[Music] um

I

uh

uh

uh we're done so you can um

we're done so you can um

we're done so you can um you can stop touching me

I'm sorry

no weddings no man no Drake No Daniel

no weddings no man no Drake No Daniel

no weddings no man no Drake No Daniel caesar no the weekend nobody sounds like

caesar no the weekend nobody sounds like

caesar no the weekend nobody sounds like dead born Ruffian style indie rock

dead born Ruffian style indie rock

dead born Ruffian style indie rock basically no one from downtown Toronto

basically no one from downtown Toronto

basically no one from downtown Toronto and nobody who's played at least Palace

and nobody who's played at least Palace

and nobody who's played at least Palace the past year great I found the perfect

the past year great I found the perfect

the past year great I found the perfect girl um is this a whole featuring a

girl um is this a whole featuring a

girl um is this a whole featuring a Toronto artist things it's really

Toronto artist things it's really

Toronto artist things it's really necessary the label wants it and the

necessary the label wants it and the

necessary the label wants it and the label owns you I mean if I am going to

label owns you I mean if I am going to

label owns you I mean if I am going to be writing another entire album on my

be writing another entire album on my

be writing another entire album on my own I don't know might be nice to

own I don't know might be nice to

own I don't know might be nice to feature some of some actual songwriting

feature some of some actual songwriting

feature some of some actual songwriting abilities oh my God I wrote some of it

abilities oh my God I wrote some of it

abilities oh my God I wrote some of it hey guys

hey guys

hey guys [Music]

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[Music] this why I'm Lulu uh I'm Alice um what

this why I'm Lulu uh I'm Alice um what

this why I'm Lulu uh I'm Alice um what what are you doing here I brought some

what are you doing here I brought some

what are you doing here I brought some donuts from that pretentious Bakery on

donuts from that pretentious Bakery on

donuts from that pretentious Bakery on Queen Street that one looks like my fave

Queen Street that one looks like my fave

Queen Street that one looks like my fave Emoji girls meet Lulu you've probs heard

Emoji girls meet Lulu you've probs heard

Emoji girls meet Lulu you've probs heard her song The Crush five million views on

her song The Crush five million views on

her song The Crush five million views on YouTube last week

YouTube last week

YouTube last week [Music]

hit me again

I hate that song she's also the star of

I hate that song she's also the star of

I hate that song she's also the star of CBC three's Lulu go do

CBC three's Lulu go do

CBC three's Lulu go do [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] farmer star

farmer star

farmer star so am I being paid for babysitting or is

so am I being paid for babysitting or is

so am I being paid for babysitting or is this like a charity thing yeah

this like a charity thing yeah

this like a charity thing yeah I I heads up might have been nice Karen

I I heads up might have been nice Karen

I I heads up might have been nice Karen I texted you

I texted you

I texted you yeah I'm uh not really using my phone

yeah I'm uh not really using my phone

yeah I'm uh not really using my phone anymore so what uh yep I know seems

anymore so what uh yep I know seems

anymore so what uh yep I know seems totally inconceivable that someone could

totally inconceivable that someone could

totally inconceivable that someone could possibly survive without constant access

possibly survive without constant access

possibly survive without constant access to the internet but you deleted your

to the internet but you deleted your

to the internet but you deleted your Twitter and your Instagram account

yeah Veronica is taking care of all the

yeah Veronica is taking care of all the

yeah Veronica is taking care of all the band stuff

no so Alice you're like working on a new

no so Alice you're like working on a new

no so Alice you're like working on a new love song

love song

love song oh well no it's not it's not really um

oh well no it's not it's not really um

oh well no it's not it's not really um it's not a love song yeah it's complex

it's not a love song yeah it's complex

it's not a love song yeah it's complex you wouldn't understand look I know you

you wouldn't understand look I know you

you wouldn't understand look I know you don't want a child start messing with

don't want a child start messing with

don't want a child start messing with your Vibes but Emoji donuts and Silent

your Vibes but Emoji donuts and Silent

your Vibes but Emoji donuts and Silent in the corner action just here to learn

in the corner action just here to learn

in the corner action just here to learn also full disclosure

also full disclosure

also full disclosure huge fan I did a cover of go ask yeah it

huge fan I did a cover of go ask yeah it

huge fan I did a cover of go ask yeah it wasn't really meant to be sung by a boy

wasn't really meant to be sung by a boy

wasn't really meant to be sung by a boy crazy 16 year old but I'm sure that your

crazy 16 year old but I'm sure that your

crazy 16 year old but I'm sure that your glittertastic version had Legions of

glittertastic version had Legions of

glittertastic version had Legions of little girls contemplating their sexual

little girls contemplating their sexual

little girls contemplating their sexual orientation I'm 19 and still smelling

orientation I'm 19 and still smelling

orientation I'm 19 and still smelling like a baby prostitute

like a baby prostitute

like a baby prostitute it's Someday by Bieber they're dating

it's Someday by Bieber they're dating

it's Someday by Bieber they're dating I'm not dating beaver I used to date

I'm not dating beaver I used to date

I'm not dating beaver I used to date Shawn Mendes I know old people mix them

Shawn Mendes I know old people mix them

Shawn Mendes I know old people mix them up sometimes but like we broke up I'm

up sometimes but like we broke up I'm

up sometimes but like we broke up I'm really into black guys right now

really into black guys right now

really into black guys right now [Music]

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[Music] okay

okay

okay listen Canada's Got Talent just because

listen Canada's Got Talent just because

listen Canada's Got Talent just because you have a stupid pop hit rotating on

you have a stupid pop hit rotating on

you have a stupid pop hit rotating on Indy 88 right now does not mean that you

Indy 88 right now does not mean that you

Indy 88 right now does not mean that you are not 100 replaceable

are not 100 replaceable

are not 100 replaceable one further addition to my list of will

one further addition to my list of will

one further addition to my list of will not work with anybody who has let Sean

not work with anybody who has let Sean

not work with anybody who has let Sean Mendes put his dick inside them actually

Mendes put his dick inside them actually

Mendes put his dick inside them actually I'm still a virgin and no I'm not

I'm still a virgin and no I'm not

I'm still a virgin and no I'm not embarrassed about that and I'm not

embarrassed about that and I'm not

embarrassed about that and I'm not exactly thrilled about the idea of

exactly thrilled about the idea of

exactly thrilled about the idea of tarnishing my image by collaborating

tarnishing my image by collaborating

tarnishing my image by collaborating with some washed up tabloid Queen whose

with some washed up tabloid Queen whose

with some washed up tabloid Queen whose biggest claim to fame is trying to burn

biggest claim to fame is trying to burn

biggest claim to fame is trying to burn down the Scientology building on Young

down the Scientology building on Young

down the Scientology building on Young Street

Street

Street what is this insta time

what is this insta time

what is this insta time #canadian call BFFs well if you don't

#canadian call BFFs well if you don't

#canadian call BFFs well if you don't want to work with me good luck trying to

want to work with me good luck trying to

want to work with me good luck trying to find someone who hasn't slept with Sean

find someone who hasn't slept with Sean

find someone who hasn't slept with Sean Mendes

okay I'm done

well that went well that child is an

well that went well that child is an

well that went well that child is an idiot

idiot

idiot I don't know I think her voice is really

I don't know I think her voice is really

I don't know I think her voice is really beautiful actually

beautiful actually

beautiful actually you're beautiful

you're beautiful

you're beautiful okay Veronica can we can we not can we

okay Veronica can we can we not can we

okay Veronica can we can we not can we not what

not what

not what about how beautiful you are

about how beautiful you are

about how beautiful you are I don't mean you promise that we get

I don't mean you promise that we get

I don't mean you promise that we get some work done today so yeah it's um I

some work done today so yeah it's um I

some work done today so yeah it's um I mean

mean

mean how am I supposed to work when you're

how am I supposed to work when you're

how am I supposed to work when you're not wearing a bra stop

not wearing a bra stop

not wearing a bra stop oh great today

oh great today

oh great today um

um

um okay uh

okay uh

okay uh I'm gonna go grab a coffee

I'm gonna go grab a coffee

I'm gonna go grab a coffee um

um

um I'll take a nice American

gotta cool off somehow

gotta cool off somehow

gotta cool off somehow [Music]

hey guys this is a message for Veronica

hey guys this is a message for Veronica

hey guys this is a message for Veronica Vale Veronica I just want to thank you

Vale Veronica I just want to thank you

Vale Veronica I just want to thank you so much for the letter you sent me it

so much for the letter you sent me it

so much for the letter you sent me it means a lot to me to know that you were

means a lot to me to know that you were

means a lot to me to know that you were bullied in high school for being gay too

bullied in high school for being gay too

bullied in high school for being gay too at same effects they won't even let us

at same effects they won't even let us

at same effects they won't even let us have a gay straight Alliance

have a gay straight Alliance

have a gay straight Alliance you said to open this letter live so

you said to open this letter live so

you said to open this letter live so here we go

here we go

here we go [Music]

dear Brooklyn

dear Brooklyn

dear Brooklyn high five for being awesome and not

high five for being awesome and not

high five for being awesome and not caring what other people think

caring what other people think

caring what other people think it's 2017 you're gay who cares

it's 2017 you're gay who cares

it's 2017 you're gay who cares when I graduated high school I wasn't

when I graduated high school I wasn't

when I graduated high school I wasn't allowed to bring my girlfriend as my

allowed to bring my girlfriend as my

allowed to bring my girlfriend as my date so I had to go alone

date so I had to go alone

date so I had to go alone since you can bring a lady I was

since you can bring a lady I was

since you can bring a lady I was thinking

thinking

thinking would you go to prom with me

would you go to prom with me

would you go to prom with me with me oh my God

yes yes I will go to prom with you oh my

yes yes I will go to prom with you oh my

yes yes I will go to prom with you oh my God I love you so much oh my God yes yes

wow yes

wow yes

wow yes [Music]

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[Music] hello my loves I know that it is very

hello my loves I know that it is very

hello my loves I know that it is very light but this is a gift for my fellow

light but this is a gift for my fellow

light but this is a gift for my fellow Nighthawks who will hear it first

Nighthawks who will hear it first

Nighthawks who will hear it first an oldie but a goodie written by my Mrs

an oldie but a goodie written by my Mrs

an oldie but a goodie written by my Mrs Alice O'Hara this one's for

free

free

free [Music]

this year

this year

this year too hot too fast

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'd kill for you

I'd kill for you

I'd kill for you good

good

good [Music]

I baked you something

I baked you something

I baked you something wow adhering to a gender binary norms

wow adhering to a gender binary norms

wow adhering to a gender binary norms I think I like it okay Professor I

I think I like it okay Professor I

I think I like it okay Professor I finished that Sheila heady book you gave

finished that Sheila heady book you gave

finished that Sheila heady book you gave me and I wanted to return the favor

me and I wanted to return the favor

me and I wanted to return the favor I was also wondering

I was also wondering

I was also wondering if I could officially ask you out

if I could officially ask you out

if I could officially ask you out now that you know things are different

now that you know things are different

now that you know things are different yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah you're insane what if someone saw this

um

uh Lulu baked us a pie

uh Lulu baked us a pie

uh Lulu baked us a pie did you like that picture I posted last

did you like that picture I posted last

did you like that picture I posted last night I was a particular fan of this

night I was a particular fan of this

night I was a particular fan of this comment

comment

comment wtfv pastries with Lulu I hope they were

wtfv pastries with Lulu I hope they were

wtfv pastries with Lulu I hope they were poison hashtag Lulu go do us all a favor

poison hashtag Lulu go do us all a favor

poison hashtag Lulu go do us all a favor and die

and die

and die hi Veronica just so everybody knows I

hi Veronica just so everybody knows I

hi Veronica just so everybody knows I actually worked on some music last night

actually worked on some music last night

actually worked on some music last night yeah I saw on Twitter I thought you were

yeah I saw on Twitter I thought you were

yeah I saw on Twitter I thought you were unplugged yeah I just um

unplugged yeah I just um

unplugged yeah I just um was wondering what you were doing up at

was wondering what you were doing up at

was wondering what you were doing up at 2AM before a session with Richard uh I

2AM before a session with Richard uh I

2AM before a session with Richard uh I was working my butt off trying to get

was working my butt off trying to get

was working my butt off trying to get some hype for our new album

this is the time I was sleeping with

this is the time I was sleeping with

this is the time I was sleeping with like so many

hot it was like oh Alice Alice Alice

hot it was like oh Alice Alice Alice

hot it was like oh Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice

Alice Alice

Alice Alice so I ain't seen her in like

so I ain't seen her in like

so I ain't seen her in like six months and she sends me this

six months and she sends me this

six months and she sends me this in the mail

in the mail

in the mail with a cassette tape

with a cassette tape

with a cassette tape with the words

with the words

with the words come back written on it oh God

come back written on it oh God

come back written on it oh God some unsolicited romantic advice from

some unsolicited romantic advice from

some unsolicited romantic advice from one gay to another emotional blackmail

one gay to another emotional blackmail

one gay to another emotional blackmail has worked wonders for me

what do you mean a reminder of all the

what do you mean a reminder of all the

what do you mean a reminder of all the good times

good times

good times Nostalgia can be a powerful aphrodisiac

you will thank me for that later

still seeing that girl

still seeing that girl

still seeing that girl which one

which one

which one and it worked

and it worked

and it worked 5 000 hits on the twins

did you like it

did you like it

did you like it I mean

I mean

I mean yeah I wrote it

um but yeah I am

um but yeah I am

um but yeah I am I liked what you did with it

whoa who ordered all the mottos

whoa who ordered all the mottos

whoa who ordered all the mottos bye Richards dollar Dynasty babes you

bye Richards dollar Dynasty babes you

bye Richards dollar Dynasty babes you should write that down that could be the

should write that down that could be the

should write that down that could be the title your next hit nice tip rich but I

title your next hit nice tip rich but I

title your next hit nice tip rich but I think that the vast generational Gap has

think that the vast generational Gap has

think that the vast generational Gap has put you a little out of touch with her

put you a little out of touch with her

put you a little out of touch with her audience space AKA fourth graders D I

audience space AKA fourth graders D I

audience space AKA fourth graders D I saw some pretty sexy photos to you with

saw some pretty sexy photos to you with

saw some pretty sexy photos to you with that sexy blonde on Twitter you posted

that sexy blonde on Twitter you posted

that sexy blonde on Twitter you posted last night I thought you were working I

last night I thought you were working I

last night I thought you were working I was working all right guys really

was working all right guys really

was working all right guys really excited to hear the fruits of all your

excited to hear the fruits of all your

excited to hear the fruits of all your labor the label is thinking of bringing

labor the label is thinking of bringing

labor the label is thinking of bringing in some of their own ideas if you girls

in some of their own ideas if you girls

in some of their own ideas if you girls can't come up with any so

can't come up with any so

can't come up with any so Lulu great team of songwriters oh yeah

Lulu great team of songwriters oh yeah

Lulu great team of songwriters oh yeah do you remember it

yeah I just

that song it's it's not me anymore we'll

that song it's it's not me anymore we'll

that song it's it's not me anymore we'll fake it

fake it

fake it Chop Chop sugar muffins let's go

[Music]

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[Music]

Escape was made by Canada

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Jazzy oh yeah that's a jazzy and that

Jazzy oh yeah that's a jazzy and that

Jazzy oh yeah that's a jazzy and that princess is how you write a pop song

princess is how you write a pop song

princess is how you write a pop song guess I just need to Muse as inspiring

guess I just need to Muse as inspiring

guess I just need to Muse as inspiring as Veronica Vale

well that didn't take long

well that didn't take long

well that didn't take long maybe we can get Alessia Cara Oh I

maybe we can get Alessia Cara Oh I

maybe we can get Alessia Cara Oh I thought you wanted someone who didn't

thought you wanted someone who didn't

thought you wanted someone who didn't have sex with Shawn Mendes oh yo Big

have sex with Shawn Mendes oh yo Big

have sex with Shawn Mendes oh yo Big Rich on the line yeah I heard okay I'll

Rich on the line yeah I heard okay I'll

Rich on the line yeah I heard okay I'll hold um oh dude this is like some

hold um oh dude this is like some

hold um oh dude this is like some strawberry rhubarb homemade Magic

strawberry rhubarb homemade Magic

strawberry rhubarb homemade Magic word from

word from

word from oh uh no thanks I uh I uh I have to go

oh uh no thanks I uh I uh I have to go

oh uh no thanks I uh I uh I have to go pick something up from Long and McQuaid

pick something up from Long and McQuaid

pick something up from Long and McQuaid um

um

um eating Lulu's pie

eating Lulu's pie

eating Lulu's pie nice one rod you're disgusting Richard

nice one rod you're disgusting Richard

nice one rod you're disgusting Richard I'm disgusting yeah you're disgusting I

I'm disgusting yeah you're disgusting I

I'm disgusting yeah you're disgusting I am not discussing that that is

am not discussing that that is

am not discussing that that is disgusting you're right why am I eating

disgusting you're right why am I eating

disgusting you're right why am I eating this because you're despicable and I

this because you're despicable and I

this because you're despicable and I don't respect you

I what

I what

I what I've never kissed a girl before

I've never kissed a girl before

I've never kissed a girl before I think you'll like it

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] ugh

ugh

ugh is this Lucinda's song I I didn't notice

is this Lucinda's song I I didn't notice

is this Lucinda's song I I didn't notice actually it's kind of catchy huh

here snap it with me look I'm playing so

here snap it with me look I'm playing so

here snap it with me look I'm playing so nice to little princess Lulu uh you know

nice to little princess Lulu uh you know

nice to little princess Lulu uh you know what I'm I'm just in the middle of

what I'm I'm just in the middle of

what I'm I'm just in the middle of trying to meditate and

trying to meditate and

trying to meditate and just make sure that I'm Centered for the

just make sure that I'm Centered for the

just make sure that I'm Centered for the interview so I'm just gonna

I remember how we used to relax before

I remember how we used to relax before

I remember how we used to relax before interviews did you not do that with you

interviews did you not do that with you

interviews did you not do that with you you're so boring now come on just do it

you're so boring now come on just do it

you're so boring now come on just do it with me once hey girl hey hey

yes I got the pedal she requested

yes I got the pedal she requested

yes I got the pedal she requested oh she didn't seem high but you told me

oh she didn't seem high but you told me

oh she didn't seem high but you told me not to look at her in the eye so I'm not

not to look at her in the eye so I'm not

not to look at her in the eye so I'm not totally sure five minutes yeah no the

totally sure five minutes yeah no the

totally sure five minutes yeah no the charges were dropped so the ankle

charges were dropped so the ankle

charges were dropped so the ankle monitor is gone short let's keep it long

monitor is gone short let's keep it long

monitor is gone short let's keep it long for the mmbas could you please not

for the mmbas could you please not

for the mmbas could you please not sexually harass me right before an

sexually harass me right before an

sexually harass me right before an interview oh my God it was just for the

interview oh my God it was just for the

interview oh my God it was just for the video calm down you know that I don't

video calm down you know that I don't

video calm down you know that I don't actually meditate right I just need a

actually meditate right I just need a

actually meditate right I just need a break where I can close my eyes and I

break where I can close my eyes and I

break where I can close my eyes and I don't have to look at your face my

don't have to look at your face my

don't have to look at your face my Bellas can we practice playing nice

Bellas can we practice playing nice

Bellas can we practice playing nice thank you V

thank you V

thank you V everyone is losing their minds over this

everyone is losing their minds over this

everyone is losing their minds over this pity prompt thing so they're adding some

pity prompt thing so they're adding some

pity prompt thing so they're adding some questions oh my God

questions oh my God

questions oh my God jealous of Veronica's charity yeah I'm a

jealous of Veronica's charity yeah I'm a

jealous of Veronica's charity yeah I'm a humanitarian good because the record

humanitarian good because the record

humanitarian good because the record label has requested that you slip in a

label has requested that you slip in a

label has requested that you slip in a mention of Lulu's album

mention of Lulu's album

mention of Lulu's album which I know won't be a problem for you

which I know won't be a problem for you

which I know won't be a problem for you because you can't stop talking about her

because you can't stop talking about her

because you can't stop talking about her oh my God what are you like in love with

oh my God what are you like in love with

oh my God what are you like in love with her I mean again if she is like 14. I'm

her I mean again if she is like 14. I'm

her I mean again if she is like 14. I'm not in love with her okay

not in love with her okay

not in love with her okay um do you need your kale juice or your

um do you need your kale juice or your

um do you need your kale juice or your crystals or something Alice I don't

crystals or something Alice I don't

crystals or something Alice I don't think this is the right kind of energy

think this is the right kind of energy

think this is the right kind of energy going into this huge interview bismack

going into this huge interview bismack

going into this huge interview bismack biombo is going to be in the audience

biombo is going to be in the audience

biombo is going to be in the audience what is bisma he's a tastemaker oh this

what is bisma he's a tastemaker oh this

what is bisma he's a tastemaker oh this isn't working can we get finals in here

isn't working can we get finals in here

isn't working can we get finals in here Veronica I just wanted to say but I

Veronica I just wanted to say but I

Veronica I just wanted to say but I think what you're doing is amazing yeah

think what you're doing is amazing yeah

think what you're doing is amazing yeah I'm going to the prom with that girl

I'm going to the prom with that girl

I'm going to the prom with that girl it's a big something

it's a big something

it's a big something why are your eyes red I you you just got

why are your eyes red I you you just got

why are your eyes red I you you just got your ankle monitor off oh my God you

your ankle monitor off oh my God you

your ankle monitor off oh my God you can't be stoned ladies we're ready for

can't be stoned ladies we're ready for

can't be stoned ladies we're ready for you

[Music]

traveling with talented

great ladies I'll just have you wait

great ladies I'll just have you wait

great ladies I'll just have you wait right here

right here

right here [Music]

how long

how long

how long [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay I can't I don't

okay I can't I don't

okay I can't I don't I don't really know

I don't really know

I don't really know I can't answer that ladies and gentlemen

and that ladies is your Cube

and that ladies is your Cube

and that ladies is your Cube go get him

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] ugh Alice

ugh Alice

ugh Alice [Music]

don't know what you oh we're thinking

don't know what you oh we're thinking

don't know what you oh we're thinking when I

was thinking away I don't know what you

was thinking away I don't know what you

was thinking away I don't know what you were thinking when I kissed you and it

were thinking when I kissed you and it

were thinking when I kissed you and it it hit me again

it hit me again

it hit me again [Music]

[Music]

[Music] don't know could you please not sexually

don't know could you please not sexually

don't know could you please not sexually harass me right before an interview oh

harass me right before an interview oh

harass me right before an interview oh my God it was just the video calm down

hey hi

hey hi

hey hi well you're just gonna pretend like

well you're just gonna pretend like

well you're just gonna pretend like everything is normal

everything is normal

everything is normal I'm on the way in I think I saw 10

I'm on the way in I think I saw 10

I'm on the way in I think I saw 10 people trying to get you a proper Kappa

people trying to get you a proper Kappa

people trying to get you a proper Kappa mocha it reminds half the fat thing oh

mocha it reminds half the fat thing oh

mocha it reminds half the fat thing oh yep that's your phone self-destructing

yep that's your phone self-destructing

yep that's your phone self-destructing from notifications I think everything

from notifications I think everything

from notifications I think everything seems normal except that you are way

seems normal except that you are way

seems normal except that you are way more ready than I am don't change the

more ready than I am don't change the

more ready than I am don't change the subject you haven't said a word to me

subject you haven't said a word to me

subject you haven't said a word to me since I found out about you and Lulu

since I found out about you and Lulu

since I found out about you and Lulu [Music]

oh my God I have not seen you since we

oh my God I have not seen you since we

oh my God I have not seen you since we belonged look

belonged look

belonged look I had it made after your Performance

I had it made after your Performance

I had it made after your Performance Based on the commercialization of

Based on the commercialization of

Based on the commercialization of Toronto Island your live body painting

Toronto Island your live body painting

Toronto Island your live body painting piece oh it made that I I bow down yet

piece oh it made that I I bow down yet

piece oh it made that I I bow down yet everybody knows that Nui Blanche is just

everybody knows that Nui Blanche is just

everybody knows that Nui Blanche is just for getting wasted tonight when we're

for getting wasted tonight when we're

for getting wasted tonight when we're through we catch up and I'll jump

through we catch up and I'll jump

through we catch up and I'll jump standing in from Montreal he's bringing

standing in from Montreal he's bringing

standing in from Montreal he's bringing bagels and his arm hey boss can you

bagels and his arm hey boss can you

bagels and his arm hey boss can you confirm the shot list

confirm the shot list

confirm the shot list [Music]

I'm I'm sorry I've been a coward but I

I'm I'm sorry I've been a coward but I

I'm I'm sorry I've been a coward but I just um can we talk about it later I

just um can we talk about it later I

just um can we talk about it later I want it to feel

it's gonna be very slow and very

it's gonna be very slow and very

it's gonna be very slow and very romantic Alice loves it slow and

romantic Alice loves it slow and

romantic Alice loves it slow and romantic okay Buffet I want you to feel

romantic okay Buffet I want you to feel

romantic okay Buffet I want you to feel as connected as possible so I want you

as connected as possible so I want you

as connected as possible so I want you to feel each other's Heartbeats

to feel each other's Heartbeats

to feel each other's Heartbeats you see

something yeah

five minutes to camera so are we ever

five minutes to camera so are we ever

five minutes to camera so are we ever gonna talk about this

gonna talk about this

gonna talk about this do you really think

anything like I said I'm sorry I don't

anything like I said I'm sorry I don't

anything like I said I'm sorry I don't really know you're sorry Jesus Christ

really know you're sorry Jesus Christ

really know you're sorry Jesus Christ Alice you think you can just apologize

Alice you think you can just apologize

Alice you think you can just apologize and just magic ourselves back into some

and just magic ourselves back into some

and just magic ourselves back into some kind of casual understanding

kind of casual understanding

kind of casual understanding I understand how you could forget

I understand how you could forget

I understand how you could forget everything and move move to Leslieville

everything and move move to Leslieville

everything and move move to Leslieville it's we're moving

it's we're moving

it's we're moving um I know the East End right it's uh I

um I know the East End right it's uh I

um I know the East End right it's uh I promise though we will be brunching with

promise though we will be brunching with

promise though we will be brunching with the Breeders before you know it

the Breeders before you know it

the Breeders before you know it yes

yes

yes I get that but the West End will eat you

I get that but the West End will eat you

I get that but the West End will eat you out 24 hours

out 24 hours

out 24 hours I mean the there you can eat out there

I mean the there you can eat out there

I mean the there you can eat out there are lots of trendy 24-hour diners in the

are lots of trendy 24-hour diners in the

are lots of trendy 24-hour diners in the western is what I'm saying

western is what I'm saying

western is what I'm saying right okay great great so you're you're

right okay great great so you're you're

right okay great great so you're you're saying that that I can eat out 24 hours

saying that that I can eat out 24 hours

saying that that I can eat out 24 hours with a stupid artist hipsters who live

with a stupid artist hipsters who live

with a stupid artist hipsters who live off of their trust funds and spend eight

off of their trust funds and spend eight

off of their trust funds and spend eight thousand dollars a month on their crappy

thousand dollars a month on their crappy

thousand dollars a month on their crappy Lofts and then throw weird art sex

Lofts and then throw weird art sex

Lofts and then throw weird art sex parties for the record I didn't even

parties for the record I didn't even

parties for the record I didn't even want to go to in the first place my God

want to go to in the first place my God

want to go to in the first place my God he's so security Celeste you look Divine

he's so security Celeste you look Divine

he's so security Celeste you look Divine absolutely Divine okay thank you thank

absolutely Divine okay thank you thank

absolutely Divine okay thank you thank you thank you okay thank you so on

you thank you okay thank you so on

you thank you okay thank you so on accident we get the line Christ that my

accident we get the line Christ that my

accident we get the line Christ that my love were in my arm and I in my bed

love were in my arm and I in my bed

love were in my arm and I in my bed again and then just feel the intensity

again and then just feel the intensity

again and then just feel the intensity of the moment there are centuries of

of the moment there are centuries of

of the moment there are centuries of separation between you but the Stars

separation between you but the Stars

separation between you but the Stars music Destiny has brought you back

music Destiny has brought you back

music Destiny has brought you back together and feel the heat

together and feel the heat

together and feel the heat we're about to surrender to your passion

we're about to surrender to your passion

we're about to surrender to your passion yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah no no no no no no no no no no no okay

no no no no no no no no no no no okay

no no no no no no no no no no no okay okay closer

okay closer

okay closer yeah

yeah

yeah okay good right outside

you have to end it

you have to end it

you have to end it you know that right

you know that right

you know that right no we don't we just have to keep it a

no we don't we just have to keep it a

no we don't we just have to keep it a secret until out of this contract

secret until out of this contract

secret until out of this contract secret that big can be hard to keep

I can be such a

really hey guys me Brooklyn thanks for

really hey guys me Brooklyn thanks for

really hey guys me Brooklyn thanks for all the new follows it's been so crazy

all the new follows it's been so crazy

all the new follows it's been so crazy since Veronica asked me to the same FX

since Veronica asked me to the same FX

since Veronica asked me to the same FX prom anyways another prom dress update

prom anyways another prom dress update

prom anyways another prom dress update I've picked out my dress which I'll be

I've picked out my dress which I'll be

I've picked out my dress which I'll be showing you guys in the next update and

showing you guys in the next update and

showing you guys in the next update and also I just wanted to say the new video

also I just wanted to say the new video

also I just wanted to say the new video for Clear Cut is so freaking amazing I

for Clear Cut is so freaking amazing I

for Clear Cut is so freaking amazing I don't care what the comment section says

don't care what the comment section says

don't care what the comment section says I like it

I like it

I like it the 90s are back I guess like Haters

the 90s are back I guess like Haters

the 90s are back I guess like Haters Gonna Hate

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] this year

this year

this year [Music]

again

again

again [Music]

[Music]

[Music] like this

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] please

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] my lover in my arms and in my bed again

my lover in my arms and in my bed again

my lover in my arms and in my bed again [Music]

[Music]

[Music] like what is the story that is trying to

like what is the story that is trying to

like what is the story that is trying to happen here what is the plot line uh I'm

happen here what is the plot line uh I'm

happen here what is the plot line uh I'm going to um 574 Rushmore Drive you

hey no no what are you doing Veronica no

hey no no what are you doing Veronica no

hey no no what are you doing Veronica no no I'm leaving get out I'm kidnapping

no I'm leaving get out I'm kidnapping

no I'm leaving get out I'm kidnapping you no no no you're not yeah I am I

you no no no you're not yeah I am I

you no no no you're not yeah I am I brought pumpkin pie whipped cream we can

brought pumpkin pie whipped cream we can

brought pumpkin pie whipped cream we can turn this car around watch show girls I

turn this car around watch show girls I

turn this car around watch show girls I can get you back massage no no no hey

can get you back massage no no no hey

can get you back massage no no no hey hey what are you doing you're drunk hell

hey what are you doing you're drunk hell

hey what are you doing you're drunk hell you put your tongue in my mouth at the

you put your tongue in my mouth at the

you put your tongue in my mouth at the video shoot yesterday

video shoot yesterday

video shoot yesterday yeah Veronica I was acting okay Judy

yeah Veronica I was acting okay Judy

yeah Veronica I was acting okay Judy Dench

Dench

Dench that I'm coming with you I can turn this

that I'm coming with you I can turn this

that I'm coming with you I can turn this pie into a birthday cake how old is Baby

pie into a birthday cake how old is Baby

pie into a birthday cake how old is Baby Lulu turning 15 candles should be more

Lulu turning 15 candles should be more

Lulu turning 15 candles should be more than enough yeah you're not coming with

than enough yeah you're not coming with

than enough yeah you're not coming with me you're not invited yeah I am this is

me you're not invited yeah I am this is

me you're not invited yeah I am this is the biggest sweet 16 in Canadian

the biggest sweet 16 in Canadian

the biggest sweet 16 in Canadian celebrity history everyone's invited

celebrity history everyone's invited

celebrity history everyone's invited probably the only one who got that weird

probably the only one who got that weird

probably the only one who got that weird paper thing in the mail I don't know

paper thing in the mail I don't know

paper thing in the mail I don't know what makes you think you were invited

what makes you think you were invited

what makes you think you were invited she doesn't even want me to come I'm

she doesn't even want me to come I'm

she doesn't even want me to come I'm just going to surprise her surprises me

just going to surprise her surprises me

just going to surprise her surprises me has he hasn't been arrested yet what

has he hasn't been arrested yet what

has he hasn't been arrested yet what she's underage

she's underage

she's underage she's got fur on her shoes she's too

she's got fur on her shoes she's too

she's got fur on her shoes she's too young for you bro she doesn't remember

young for you bro she doesn't remember

young for you bro she doesn't remember when case two dated men

when case two dated men

when case two dated men ah Lulu's Twitter account

ah Lulu's Twitter account

ah Lulu's Twitter account some Choice excerpts guys oh my God

some Choice excerpts guys oh my God

some Choice excerpts guys oh my God champagne is so yummy exclamation point

champagne is so yummy exclamation point

champagne is so yummy exclamation point hashtag

hashtag

hashtag baby's first bottle I'm not even making

baby's first bottle I'm not even making

baby's first bottle I'm not even making this up this is actually on her Twitter

this up this is actually on her Twitter

this up this is actually on her Twitter account it actually says hashtag baby's

account it actually says hashtag baby's

account it actually says hashtag baby's first bottle so sad about the pipeline

first bottle so sad about the pipeline

first bottle so sad about the pipeline Trudeau so hot but OMG environment

Trudeau so hot but OMG environment

Trudeau so hot but OMG environment valid

valid

valid sorry I don't know where we're going but

sorry I don't know where we're going but

sorry I don't know where we're going but I I don't think this is the right

I I don't think this is the right

I I don't think this is the right neighborhood that we're in the suburbs

neighborhood that we're in the suburbs

neighborhood that we're in the suburbs right now and I I don't think we're

right now and I I don't think we're

right now and I I don't think we're going we're not going to a house

going we're not going to a house

going we're not going to a house obviously it's an underground thing

obviously it's an underground thing

obviously it's an underground thing Alice

Alice

Alice Style very cool right now don't worry

Style very cool right now don't worry

Style very cool right now don't worry I'll get the secret password for us you

I'll get the secret password for us you

I'll get the secret password for us you can pull over right here ready set party

can pull over right here ready set party

can pull over right here ready set party [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Alice you told us you couldn't make it

Alice you told us you couldn't make it

Alice you told us you couldn't make it oh we are so happy you're here

oh we are so happy you're here

oh we are so happy you're here brought a friend Veronica Vale

of course Lulu has told us so much about

of course Lulu has told us so much about

of course Lulu has told us so much about you she'll be so excited to see you both

you she'll be so excited to see you both

you she'll be so excited to see you both come on in

please come on in come on into the

please come on in come on into the

please come on in come on into the living room hey hey happy birthday oh my

living room hey hey happy birthday oh my

living room hey hey happy birthday oh my God you actually came I told you not to

God you actually came I told you not to

God you actually came I told you not to and you brought Veronica I mean

and you brought Veronica I mean

and you brought Veronica I mean hi Veronica thanks for coming to my

hi Veronica thanks for coming to my

hi Veronica thanks for coming to my birthday party of course turning 13 is a

birthday party of course turning 13 is a

birthday party of course turning 13 is a big deal obviously this isn't the only

big deal obviously this isn't the only

big deal obviously this isn't the only party I'm having there's a huge one

party I'm having there's a huge one

party I'm having there's a huge one tomorrow at the Thompson

tomorrow at the Thompson

tomorrow at the Thompson can I

can I

can I talk to you for a second oh yeah uh what

talk to you for a second oh yeah uh what

talk to you for a second oh yeah uh what should I do with oh

sorry what do you have in there oh then

sorry what do you have in there oh then

sorry what do you have in there oh then you chipped the bone

ah

you trying to seduce me into your

you trying to seduce me into your

you trying to seduce me into your parents room because it's totally be

parents room because it's totally be

parents room because it's totally be really really super seriously cannot do

really really super seriously cannot do

really really super seriously cannot do this here my

this here my

this here my um

um

um my parents

my parents

my parents what about your parents my parents if

what about your parents my parents if

what about your parents my parents if you haven't noticed are a little on the

you haven't noticed are a little on the

you haven't noticed are a little on the Jesus loving side Jesus is just all

Jesus loving side Jesus is just all

Jesus loving side Jesus is just all right with me Jesus is just all right

right with me Jesus is just all right

right with me Jesus is just all right oh oh my god

oh oh my god

oh oh my god um

um

um that is that's a big deal and we are

that is that's a big deal and we are

that is that's a big deal and we are gonna talk about it I think Brianna

gonna talk about it I think Brianna

gonna talk about it I think Brianna right now can you just take me upstairs

right now can you just take me upstairs

right now can you just take me upstairs do you have sparkly green bedroom makeup

do you have sparkly green bedroom makeup

do you have sparkly green bedroom makeup see me darling will you come and see

see me darling will you come and see

see me darling will you come and see grace before we cut the cake of course

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] for two and two thirty that's all I want

for two and two thirty that's all I want

for two and two thirty that's all I want for Daddy and me apple of my eye my

for Daddy and me apple of my eye my

for Daddy and me apple of my eye my sweet cherry pie that's what I call that

sweet cherry pie that's what I call that

sweet cherry pie that's what I call that daughter of mine Veronica you you smell

daughter of mine Veronica you you smell

daughter of mine Veronica you you smell like spring rain hun

like spring rain hun

like spring rain hun this Christmas morning I missed you

this Christmas morning I missed you

this Christmas morning I missed you this place is awful what do you have

this place is awful what do you have

this place is awful what do you have enough asking how much can I have

enough asking how much can I have

enough asking how much can I have Richard what have I done in this world

Richard what have I done in this world

Richard what have I done in this world that you're my one Ally in the room

that you're my one Ally in the room

that you're my one Ally in the room what are they been doing here well the

what are they been doing here well the

what are they been doing here well the sweet sweet cash that Lulu brings into

sweet sweet cash that Lulu brings into

sweet sweet cash that Lulu brings into access means making nice with the

access means making nice with the

access means making nice with the parents is totally worth it you know you

parents is totally worth it you know you

parents is totally worth it you know you got to reinforce their decisions make it

got to reinforce their decisions make it

got to reinforce their decisions make it seem like like it's a good idea to over

seem like like it's a good idea to over

seem like like it's a good idea to over sex their perfect Christian daughter

sex their perfect Christian daughter

sex their perfect Christian daughter that and you know I lost the office pool

that and you know I lost the office pool

that and you know I lost the office pool so how about you vodka idiocy

so how about you vodka idiocy

so how about you vodka idiocy [Music]

no thanks I'm trying to quit

no thanks I'm trying to quit

no thanks I'm trying to quit [Music]

[Music]

[Music] less T three two and two

less T three two and two

less T three two and two that's all I want for Daddy and me apple

that's all I want for Daddy and me apple

that's all I want for Daddy and me apple of my eye my sweet cherry pie that's

of my eye my sweet cherry pie that's

of my eye my sweet cherry pie that's what I call that daughter of mine

Heather

Heather

Heather I was cleaning up

I was cleaning up

I was cleaning up let me help you God you're such an angel

let me help you God you're such an angel

let me help you God you're such an angel oh God no

oh God no

oh God no can you imagine what the actual Angels

can you imagine what the actual Angels

can you imagine what the actual Angels might think if they heard that

you sure raise one heck of a daughter

you sure raise one heck of a daughter

you sure raise one heck of a daughter right oh thank you now seeing her and

right oh thank you now seeing her and

right oh thank you now seeing her and Alice together it just it really makes

Alice together it just it really makes

Alice together it just it really makes me believe in true love again oh that is

me believe in true love again oh that is

me believe in true love again oh that is so sweet no you know they really are

so sweet no you know they really are

so sweet no you know they really are something else together you should hear

something else together you should hear

something else together you should hear them at their sleepovers they sound like

them at their sleepovers they sound like

them at their sleepovers they sound like they're having so much fun and it's so

they're having so much fun and it's so

they're having so much fun and it's so great that she has someone to look up to

great that she has someone to look up to

great that she has someone to look up to in the business

what did you mean by true love

I want to talk about the comments

I want to talk about the comments

I want to talk about the comments section of the latest clear cut video

section of the latest clear cut video

section of the latest clear cut video that we released and just wanted to say

that we released and just wanted to say

that we released and just wanted to say that

that

that um unless you are more talented than me

um unless you are more talented than me

um unless you are more talented than me have more money than me then or I want

have more money than me then or I want

have more money than me then or I want to have sex with you I literally

[Music]

hey

hey

hey you're looking for this little guy

you're looking for this little guy

you're looking for this little guy you forgot him in the fridge last night

you forgot him in the fridge last night

you forgot him in the fridge last night I don't even remember what happened last

I don't even remember what happened last

I don't even remember what happened last night I'm just glad you ate something

um how do you do that yeah the filter

um how do you do that yeah the filter

um how do you do that yeah the filter thing if I want to like

thing if I want to like

thing if I want to like somebody's in a good mood okay

somebody's in a good mood okay

somebody's in a good mood okay um yeah I I got it here

um yeah I I got it here

um yeah I I got it here um hey everybody live from the studio

um hey everybody live from the studio

um hey everybody live from the studio Alice and Veronica

Alice and Veronica

Alice and Veronica [Music]

[Music]

[Music] album two day one we're very excited

album two day one we're very excited

album two day one we're very excited feeling inspired uh someone told me

feeling inspired uh someone told me

feeling inspired uh someone told me something last night that I don't know

something last night that I don't know

something last night that I don't know it just uh

it just uh

it just uh wait stopped working why what's gonna

wait stopped working why what's gonna

wait stopped working why what's gonna happen if you don't hold the button down

oh man that's a bummer you really

oh man that's a bummer you really

oh man that's a bummer you really shouldn't stand behind doors like that

shouldn't stand behind doors like that

shouldn't stand behind doors like that here wear my gym shirt smells like

here wear my gym shirt smells like

here wear my gym shirt smells like success okay

success okay

success okay oh good are we having a fashion show

oh good are we having a fashion show

oh good are we having a fashion show Veronica I have some sweet swag for you

Veronica I have some sweet swag for you

Veronica I have some sweet swag for you to try on yep for your pity prompting

to try on yep for your pity prompting

to try on yep for your pity prompting actually Karen we're just about to start

actually Karen we're just about to start

actually Karen we're just about to start working Gus called he's gonna be late he

working Gus called he's gonna be late he

working Gus called he's gonna be late he said that he's lost or something and the

said that he's lost or something and the

said that he's lost or something and the beauty of the synth apartment at long

beauty of the synth apartment at long

beauty of the synth apartment at long and McQuade so Veronica can try these on

and McQuade so Veronica can try these on

and McQuade so Veronica can try these on it'll only take a few minutes

so uh where is everyone anyway Lulu's

so uh where is everyone anyway Lulu's

so uh where is everyone anyway Lulu's never late not that I we don't I have to

never late not that I we don't I have to

never late not that I we don't I have to wait for her I guess

wait for her I guess

wait for her I guess uh on Lulu won't be coming around

uh on Lulu won't be coming around

uh on Lulu won't be coming around anymore

anymore

anymore um what why Alice Tinder time okay woman

um what why Alice Tinder time okay woman

um what why Alice Tinder time okay woman lover to woman lover who should I go out

lover to woman lover who should I go out

lover to woman lover who should I go out with tonight okay first off option one

with tonight okay first off option one

with tonight okay first off option one Serena right all caps hot but look at

Serena right all caps hot but look at

Serena right all caps hot but look at her bio says she likes crime no I don't

her bio says she likes crime no I don't

her bio says she likes crime no I don't know what that means is that crime shows

know what that means is that crime shows

know what that means is that crime shows are like Warriors

are like Warriors

are like Warriors hey whoa we used to we used to

hey whoa we used to we used to

hey whoa we used to we used to communicate and I really like that about

communicate and I really like that about

communicate and I really like that about our relationship

our relationship

our relationship did I forget to tell you oh I forgot to

did I forget to tell you oh I forgot to

did I forget to tell you oh I forgot to tell you because you don't have a phone

tell you because you don't have a phone

tell you because you don't have a phone you can't see her anymore

you can't see her anymore

you can't see her anymore you can't tell me who I can and can't

you can't tell me who I can and can't

you can't tell me who I can and can't see I well unfortunately it's not really

see I well unfortunately it's not really

see I well unfortunately it's not really up to you or me okay well can you tell

up to you or me okay well can you tell

up to you or me okay well can you tell me what's going on then okay indoor

me what's going on then okay indoor

me what's going on then okay indoor voice

listen I had a real awkward phone call

listen I had a real awkward phone call

listen I had a real awkward phone call by somebody named Ike or Ivan or

by somebody named Ike or Ivan or

by somebody named Ike or Ivan or something you know like make sure that

something you know like make sure that

something you know like make sure that bean flicker Alice stays away from my

bean flicker Alice stays away from my

bean flicker Alice stays away from my daughter

daughter

daughter did you even know that was casler I did

did you even know that was casler I did

did you even know that was casler I did it's so weird conclusion Lulu can't see

it's so weird conclusion Lulu can't see

it's so weird conclusion Lulu can't see you anymore

you anymore

you anymore uh she's an adult no one can tell her

uh she's an adult no one can tell her

uh she's an adult no one can tell her what she can and can't do and how did

what she can and can't do and how did

what she can and can't do and how did they find out anyway who who would tell

they find out anyway who who would tell

they find out anyway who who would tell them try and come out to them you know

them try and come out to them you know

them try and come out to them you know if this was Veronica I would have

if this was Veronica I would have

if this was Veronica I would have canceled today

canceled today

canceled today she'd be freaking out flipping her Lids

she'd be freaking out flipping her Lids

she'd be freaking out flipping her Lids screaming binge eating up chucking

screaming binge eating up chucking

screaming binge eating up chucking setting fire to things within the hour

setting fire to things within the hour

setting fire to things within the hour but you you

so the sooner you get this album

so the sooner you get this album

so the sooner you get this album finished the sooner you get to be your

finished the sooner you get to be your

finished the sooner you get to be your own person

date so I can do my job oh yeah your job

date so I can do my job oh yeah your job

date so I can do my job oh yeah your job remember that hey guys remember me I'm

remember that hey guys remember me I'm

remember that hey guys remember me I'm the important label guy who can fire you

the important label guy who can fire you

the important label guy who can fire you if you want

yay so

yay so

yay so Studio let's earn that dress let me let

Studio let's earn that dress let me let

Studio let's earn that dress let me let me just snap a picture okay but do I

me just snap a picture okay but do I

me just snap a picture okay but do I look fat

whoa Alice you need ice or something um

whoa Alice you need ice or something um

whoa Alice you need ice or something um yeah uh

yeah uh

yeah uh um do you have Lulu's phone number I

um do you have Lulu's phone number I

um do you have Lulu's phone number I need to talk to her no no just tell me

need to talk to her no no just tell me

need to talk to her no no just tell me what's going on

what's going on

what's going on um I think we need to get her some ice

um I think we need to get her some ice

um I think we need to get her some ice Richard can you grab a smice Veronica

Richard can you grab a smice Veronica

Richard can you grab a smice Veronica while we're on a break why don't you try

while we're on a break why don't you try

while we're on a break why don't you try on the other dress

oh uh sorry uh wrong number like that

oh uh sorry uh wrong number like that

oh uh sorry uh wrong number like that coming at you oh goodness oh that may I

coming at you oh goodness oh that may I

coming at you oh goodness oh that may I think I did my damage

hello yeah hi Lulu yeah Alice hey come

hello yeah hi Lulu yeah Alice hey come

hello yeah hi Lulu yeah Alice hey come on

on

on Alice are you there pretty good listen

Alice are you there pretty good listen

Alice are you there pretty good listen I'm so sorry about all this I miss you

I'm so sorry about all this I miss you

I'm so sorry about all this I miss you so much already

so much already

so much already are you mad at me

are you mad at me

are you mad at me Lily you have to tell me what's going on

Lily you have to tell me what's going on

Lily you have to tell me what's going on Karen said that that your parents found

Karen said that that your parents found

Karen said that that your parents found out or something and you're not allowed

out or something and you're not allowed

out or something and you're not allowed to see me anymore and I just I don't

to see me anymore and I just I don't

to see me anymore and I just I don't understand when this happened everything

understand when this happened everything

understand when this happened everything was fine let's say at the party and who

was fine let's say at the party and who

was fine let's say at the party and who would tell them

would tell them

would tell them I don't know I don't know but if I ever

I don't know I don't know but if I ever

I don't know I don't know but if I ever want to see my parents again we have to

want to see my parents again we have to

want to see my parents again we have to stop

stop

stop why do you think I didn't want you

why do you think I didn't want you

why do you think I didn't want you coming to my birthday you didn't tell me

coming to my birthday you didn't tell me

coming to my birthday you didn't tell me that they didn't know so because I was

that they didn't know so because I was

that they didn't know so because I was embarrassed it's embarrassing I'm sorry

embarrassed it's embarrassing I'm sorry

embarrassed it's embarrassing I'm sorry I know this isn't your fault

she wasn't good at some point you're

she wasn't good at some point you're

she wasn't good at some point you're gonna have to let them know where you

gonna have to let them know where you

gonna have to let them know where you really are so okay sorry if this is

really are so okay sorry if this is

really are so okay sorry if this is harsh but being gay isn't really who I

harsh but being gay isn't really who I

harsh but being gay isn't really who I am Alice okay let's go all right follow

am Alice okay let's go all right follow

am Alice okay let's go all right follow your bliss into this room Teamwork

your bliss into this room Teamwork

your bliss into this room Teamwork because it's DreamWork and money buys

because it's DreamWork and money buys

because it's DreamWork and money buys happiness

listen I know that uh labels are stupid

listen I know that uh labels are stupid

listen I know that uh labels are stupid or whatever

or whatever

or whatever [Music]

[Music]

[Music] but I mean if being gay isn't at least

but I mean if being gay isn't at least

but I mean if being gay isn't at least some small part of who you are then then

some small part of who you are then then

some small part of who you are then then you wouldn't have let me I mean you said

you wouldn't have let me I mean you said

you wouldn't have let me I mean you said you hadn't even with a guy

you hadn't even with a guy

you hadn't even with a guy you've told me that it was different

you've told me that it was different

you've told me that it was different with me stop talking

I'm sorry I am but

I'm sorry I am but

I'm sorry I am but I can't talk to you anymore

laughs

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Congress update tonight is the night and

Congress update tonight is the night and

Congress update tonight is the night and I can't believe it because I have been

I can't believe it because I have been

I can't believe it because I have been waiting for so long

waiting for so long

waiting for so long um I just thought I would keep you guys

um I just thought I would keep you guys

um I just thought I would keep you guys a preview of my outfits check it out

a preview of my outfits check it out

a preview of my outfits check it out oh and um here's a corsage I got for

oh and um here's a corsage I got for

oh and um here's a corsage I got for Veronica

Veronica

Veronica I read that she thinks carnations are

I read that she thinks carnations are

I read that she thinks carnations are underrated so here we are bringing the

underrated so here we are bringing the

underrated so here we are bringing the Carnation back getting to have Veronica

Carnation back getting to have Veronica

Carnation back getting to have Veronica my prom with me is the perfect way to

my prom with me is the perfect way to

my prom with me is the perfect way to end this chapter in my life and I can't

end this chapter in my life and I can't

end this chapter in my life and I can't believe I got so lucky

believe I got so lucky

believe I got so lucky because I just never thought that prom

because I just never thought that prom

because I just never thought that prom would actually be fun and now I think

would actually be fun and now I think

would actually be fun and now I think it's gonna be the best night of my life

it's gonna be the best night of my life

it's gonna be the best night of my life I can't wait to tell you guys all about

I can't wait to tell you guys all about

I can't wait to tell you guys all about it tomorrow and hopefully I can send you

it tomorrow and hopefully I can send you

it tomorrow and hopefully I can send you guys a quick message from the prom

guys a quick message from the prom

guys a quick message from the prom tonight with the lovely Veronica Veil on

tonight with the lovely Veronica Veil on

tonight with the lovely Veronica Veil on my arm I love you guys bye

foreign

French wine

the wine of lovers

okay

okay

okay we're gonna make up the music

we're gonna make up the music

we're gonna make up the music [Music]

[Music]

[Music] sorry you don't like selfish anymore

sorry you don't like selfish anymore

sorry you don't like selfish anymore oh

oh

oh anymore

why don't you love me anymore

I am a musician so I'm gonna make use

[Music]

[Laughter]

[Music]

foreign

[Applause]

no wonder you don't love me

foreign

I thought you were

I thought you were

I thought you were a vegan

don't are you kidding me

don't are you kidding me

don't are you kidding me again Veronica really oh God calmed down

again Veronica really oh God calmed down

again Veronica really oh God calmed down I didn't throw up on purpose

I didn't throw up on purpose

I didn't throw up on purpose I have the flu

I have the flu

I have the flu people of the flu donate entire buckets

people of the flu donate entire buckets

people of the flu donate entire buckets of ice cream

tell me that you have receipts for these

tell me that you have receipts for these

tell me that you have receipts for these oops

oops

oops Veronica you can do you can get serious

Veronica you can do you can get serious

Veronica you can do you can get serious jail time for that oh and chop it all

jail time for that oh and chop it all

jail time for that oh and chop it all off I've been drinking

I know I'm a waste of space now can you

I know I'm a waste of space now can you

I know I'm a waste of space now can you please leave me alone

please leave me alone

please leave me alone I am so sick of this double standard

I am so sick of this double standard

I am so sick of this double standard where you get to have these full-blown

where you get to have these full-blown

where you get to have these full-blown meltdowns and I can't I can't even have

meltdowns and I can't I can't even have

meltdowns and I can't I can't even have some ice actually concern me you broke

some ice actually concern me you broke

some ice actually concern me you broke my heart I think I'm pretty highly

my heart I think I'm pretty highly

my heart I think I'm pretty highly functioning oh okay we'll tell that to

functioning oh okay we'll tell that to

functioning oh okay we'll tell that to the kids well maybe it's better if they

the kids well maybe it's better if they

the kids well maybe it's better if they know the truth yeah sure let's tell them

know the truth yeah sure let's tell them

know the truth yeah sure let's tell them the truth let's make a little video for

the truth let's make a little video for

the truth let's make a little video for the fans you can tell everyone how our

the fans you can tell everyone how our

the fans you can tell everyone how our second album I was like I need my phone

second album I was like I need my phone

second album I was like I need my phone back you don't know what you're doing

back you don't know what you're doing

back you don't know what you're doing action hi Veronica how is it

action hi Veronica how is it

action hi Veronica how is it what's that

why is there a limo outside

because that pity prom thing is tonight

and and you thought that it would be a

and and you thought that it would be a

and and you thought that it would be a good time to start drinking now yeah

okay it's a

you know what I think this is

you know what I think this is

you know what I think this is salvageable

salvageable

salvageable um if you uh if you go upstairs and get

um if you uh if you go upstairs and get

um if you uh if you go upstairs and get dressed um I I can put on a pot of

dressed um I I can put on a pot of

dressed um I I can put on a pot of coffee and then you just have to do your

coffee and then you just have to do your

coffee and then you just have to do your makeup in the car not going yes you are

makeup in the car not going yes you are

makeup in the car not going yes you are no I'm not

no I'm not

no I'm not you have got to be hands down the most

you have got to be hands down the most

you have got to be hands down the most selfish person I have ever met in my

selfish person I have ever met in my

selfish person I have ever met in my entire life I don't even have the

entire life I don't even have the

entire life I don't even have the internet but I know I know how much this

internet but I know I know how much this

internet but I know I know how much this means to that you think the teenager you

means to that you think the teenager you

means to that you think the teenager you think that I'm selfish

think that I'm selfish

think that I'm selfish you left me okay you you you gave up on

you left me okay you you you gave up on

you left me okay you you you gave up on me I'm here right now trying to help you

me I'm here right now trying to help you

me I'm here right now trying to help you oh my God you are so self-righteous you

oh my God you are so self-righteous you

oh my God you are so self-righteous you can't even see yourself stop trying to

can't even see yourself stop trying to

can't even see yourself stop trying to make me feel better so that you don't

make me feel better so that you don't

make me feel better so that you don't have to experience the guilt of breaking

have to experience the guilt of breaking

have to experience the guilt of breaking my heart you left me you did this I did

my heart you left me you did this I did

my heart you left me you did this I did this I did this because I thought I

this I did this because I thought I

this I did this because I thought I thought that you would change I thought

thought that you would change I thought

thought that you would change I thought that you would react the way that most

that you would react the way that most

that you would react the way that most people do when they get dumped they get

people do when they get dumped they get

people do when they get dumped they get a haircut or they they lose two pounds

a haircut or they they lose two pounds

a haircut or they they lose two pounds those are two things that you don't need

those are two things that you don't need

those are two things that you don't need to do I'm I'm sorry I didn't

to do I'm I'm sorry I didn't

to do I'm I'm sorry I didn't I just mean that

I thought that you would change that's

I thought that you would change that's

I thought that you would change that's that's all

that's all

that's all obviously I was very wrong because

obviously I was very wrong because

obviously I was very wrong because here I am

here I am

here I am cleaning up your mess again

yeah well it's better this way right

it's better not to meet your Heroes

looks like I'm going to prom

ISE

ISE

ISE if you have tickets to the Beyonce

if you have tickets to the Beyonce

if you have tickets to the Beyonce concert guys I need you to come over

concert guys I need you to come over

concert guys I need you to come over here and teach me how to fishtail my

here and teach me how to fishtail my

here and teach me how to fishtail my hair

hair

hair [Music]

[Music]

[Music] ah she's a real film

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] 17 grams of fat [ __ ] yeah

17 grams of fat [ __ ] yeah

17 grams of fat [ __ ] yeah [Music]

no wonder she can drive a Mercedes-Benz

no wonder she can drive a Mercedes-Benz

no wonder she can drive a Mercedes-Benz a little problem

good evening

good evening

good evening who are you I'm the ghost of

who are you I'm the ghost of

who are you I'm the ghost of girlfriend's past honey I'm here to show

girlfriend's past honey I'm here to show

girlfriend's past honey I'm here to show you what an absolute Dirtbag you've been

you what an absolute Dirtbag you've been

you what an absolute Dirtbag you've been between me I'm really over so if we

between me I'm really over so if we

between me I'm really over so if we could just get this over with as quickly

could just get this over with as quickly

could just get this over with as quickly as possible that'd be great wait

as possible that'd be great wait

as possible that'd be great wait ghost kid hangovers yeah they do and I

ghost kid hangovers yeah they do and I

ghost kid hangovers yeah they do and I was supposed to be in bed crushing new

was supposed to be in bed crushing new

was supposed to be in bed crushing new episodes of Riverdale and eating a pizza

episodes of Riverdale and eating a pizza

episodes of Riverdale and eating a pizza but said I'm here having to get all day

but said I'm here having to get all day

but said I'm here having to get all day of sex monkey on your ass so get up oh

of sex monkey on your ass so get up oh

of sex monkey on your ass so get up oh please don't yell my head oh my God

please don't yell my head oh my God

please don't yell my head oh my God Veronica your head I'm getting a

Veronica your head I'm getting a

Veronica your head I'm getting a migraine just thinking about your life

migraine just thinking about your life

migraine just thinking about your life um okay actually I resent that

um okay actually I resent that

um okay actually I resent that oh

oh

oh I don't get to decide how we time travel

Department we we were getting ready for

Department we we were getting ready for

Department we we were getting ready for the baby day

the baby day

the baby day all right yeah

all right yeah

all right yeah I actually had friends then

um

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] what

do you hear me

do you hear me

do you hear me you heard me

it's cute really cute

it's cute really cute

it's cute really cute [Music]

[Music]

[Music] something you made me want to say to me

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's like a worse version of stalking

it's like a worse version of stalking

it's like a worse version of stalking Alice's profile pictures from five years

Alice's profile pictures from five years

Alice's profile pictures from five years ago

ago

ago been there done that

been there done that

been there done that can I go home now

can I go home now

can I go home now [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] should I got a Gatorade it's not lame

should I got a Gatorade it's not lame

should I got a Gatorade it's not lame guys Veronica thinks carnations are

guys Veronica thinks carnations are

guys Veronica thinks carnations are totally underrated could you be more

totally underrated could you be more

totally underrated could you be more obsessed I used to like her too okay

obsessed I used to like her too okay

obsessed I used to like her too okay Veronica is over arson is not Chic oh my

Veronica is over arson is not Chic oh my

Veronica is over arson is not Chic oh my God and when she got drunk at the junos

God and when she got drunk at the junos

God and when she got drunk at the junos my life is Eight Mile hashtag never

my life is Eight Mile hashtag never

my life is Eight Mile hashtag never forget where you came from yeah she grew

forget where you came from yeah she grew

forget where you came from yeah she grew up in Rosedale come on

up in Rosedale come on

up in Rosedale come on God high school girls are so mean thank

God high school girls are so mean thank

God high school girls are so mean thank you I mean yeah and I totally agree with

you I mean yeah and I totally agree with

you I mean yeah and I totally agree with them that eight mile comment was

them that eight mile comment was

them that eight mile comment was supposed to be ironic nobody understands

supposed to be ironic nobody understands

supposed to be ironic nobody understands my sense of humor and I only got drunk

my sense of humor and I only got drunk

my sense of humor and I only got drunk at those Awards because I was ditched me

at those Awards because I was ditched me

at those Awards because I was ditched me to hang it with Lulu okay when you get

to hang it with Lulu okay when you get

to hang it with Lulu okay when you get dumped you get one free public drunken

dumped you get one free public drunken

dumped you get one free public drunken charade yeah and that was it

charade yeah and that was it

charade yeah and that was it um Alice's coffee shop that Vanity Fair

um Alice's coffee shop that Vanity Fair

um Alice's coffee shop that Vanity Fair interview yesterday at Whole Foods last

interview yesterday at Whole Foods last

interview yesterday at Whole Foods last week Alice doesn't have to deal with any

week Alice doesn't have to deal with any

week Alice doesn't have to deal with any of this who are those girls talking

of this who are those girls talking

of this who are those girls talking about they're talking about me because

about they're talking about me because

about they're talking about me because everyone always talks about me

everyone always talks about me

everyone always talks about me hit me everybody loves a train wreck

hit me everybody loves a train wreck

hit me everybody loves a train wreck so I had to give them what they want

so I had to give them what they want

so I had to give them what they want because she couldn't handle it okay

because she couldn't handle it okay

because she couldn't handle it okay they're murder complex

they're murder complex

they're murder complex [Music]

Jesus where's the cellist

Jesus where's the cellist

Jesus where's the cellist I've got my personal trainer at four are

I've got my personal trainer at four are

I've got my personal trainer at four are scaring can't even spare an hour for the

scaring can't even spare an hour for the

scaring can't even spare an hour for the dearly Departed

dearly Departed

dearly Departed shut up Richard you're only here because

shut up Richard you're only here because

shut up Richard you're only here because you thought we were reading the will

we're not

we're not

we're not okay I gotta go

I thought there'd be more people

she kind of drank herself into a

she kind of drank herself into a

she kind of drank herself into a reclusive Oblivion in the last couple

reclusive Oblivion in the last couple

reclusive Oblivion in the last couple years

years

years I wouldn't know anything about that

I wouldn't know anything about that

I wouldn't know anything about that when was the last time you talked

when was the last time you talked

when was the last time you talked I am

I am

I am I texted on her birthday I think

what

what

what caring she's noticing for years it's

caring she's noticing for years it's

caring she's noticing for years it's okay there's just other people here

okay there's just other people here

okay there's just other people here I have to pee

I forgot aren't you supposed to be in

I forgot aren't you supposed to be in

I forgot aren't you supposed to be in London uh we are leaving tomorrow

be there as the

amazing how many code words there are

amazing how many code words there are

amazing how many code words there are for girlfriend

for girlfriend

for girlfriend how's the solo album going

um

um

um uh the uh the record label

uh the uh the record label

uh the uh the record label didn't want to pay for it so

didn't want to pay for it so

didn't want to pay for it so um

am I allowed to get drunk right now

so

so

so I'm dead

I'm dead

I'm dead very dead

very dead

very dead but this is

but this is

but this is like the future right so this could

like the future right so this could

like the future right so this could change I mean that's that's why you're

change I mean that's that's why you're

change I mean that's that's why you're showing me this I mean

showing me this I mean

showing me this I mean it can change

it can change

it can change I mean yeah it could change but I mean

I mean yeah it could change but I mean

I mean yeah it could change but I mean like you'd have a lot of work to do well

like you'd have a lot of work to do well

like you'd have a lot of work to do well I can do the work I can

I can do the work I can

I can do the work I can I can change

I know you can

I know you can

I know you can [Music]

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[Music] my pizza's here

my pizza's here

my pizza's here yeah gotta go

oh and uh yes

oh and uh yes

oh and uh yes you're welcome

listen

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um about the Beyonce concert

um about the Beyonce concert

um about the Beyonce concert would you want to meet her

of course you can bring your mom

of course you can bring your mom

of course you can bring your mom no no I'm I'm I'm feeling fine

no no I'm I'm I'm feeling fine

no no I'm I'm I'm feeling fine in fact uh

in fact uh

in fact uh I'm feeling great

I'm feeling great

I'm feeling great I'm not coming here until you call

I'm not coming here until you call

I'm not coming here until you call Veronica why didn't she come

Veronica why didn't she come

Veronica why didn't she come is she mad at me Brooklyn she's just

is she mad at me Brooklyn she's just

is she mad at me Brooklyn she's just honestly she's she's really really

honestly she's she's really really

honestly she's she's really really um

um

um she's sick I shouldn't have posted those

she's sick I shouldn't have posted those

she's sick I shouldn't have posted those stupid broadcast updates

stupid broadcast updates

stupid broadcast updates I knew she would hate them

I knew she would hate them

I knew she would hate them no oh my God she loves the prom dress

no oh my God she loves the prom dress

no oh my God she loves the prom dress updates honestly she can't even get out

updates honestly she can't even get out

updates honestly she can't even get out of bed right now

of bed right now

of bed right now well then call her call her right now

well then call her call her right now

well then call her call her right now and let me talk to her

and let me talk to her

and let me talk to her I can't

I can't

I can't I can't call her

I can't call her

I can't call her you hate me

you hate me

you hate me no because I don't she hates me or

no because I don't she hates me or

no because I don't she hates me or I don't have a phone

I don't have a phone

I don't have a phone and I hate her I guess

honestly I don't even I'm not even

honestly I don't even I'm not even

honestly I don't even I'm not even really sure anymore

really sure anymore

really sure anymore what do you mean

Brooklyn

Brooklyn

Brooklyn um

um

um I can't

call

call

call Franca because we are

we're on a break

we're on a break

we're on a break I broke up

I broke up

I broke up cheated on you didn't she

cheated on you didn't she

cheated on you didn't she no whatever why why would you think that

no whatever why why would you think that

no whatever why why would you think that well I mean

well I mean

well I mean you love her

you love her

you love her you're the loyal one the nice one

Alice it's okay okay my mom cheated on

Alice it's okay okay my mom cheated on

Alice it's okay okay my mom cheated on my dad once

my dad once

my dad once and they got back together

Brooklyn

you look amazing

this is going to be a magical night no

this is going to be a magical night no

this is going to be a magical night no matter what okay

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foreign

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I wish someone had told me that of my

I wish someone had told me that of my

I wish someone had told me that of my problem

who's that

oh um

oh um

oh um give me give me one second okay do you

give me give me one second okay do you

give me give me one second okay do you want some punch it spiked totally okay

oh look what are you doing here I had to

oh look what are you doing here I had to

oh look what are you doing here I had to see you I made a huge mistake

see you I made a huge mistake

see you I made a huge mistake I think I

I think I

I think I I think I'm falling in love we cannot

I think I'm falling in love we cannot

I think I'm falling in love we cannot talk about this now how did you even

talk about this now how did you even

talk about this now how did you even know I was here Twitter

know I was here Twitter

know I was here Twitter okay

okay

okay um Lulu you need to go home okay unless

um Lulu you need to go home okay unless

um Lulu you need to go home okay unless you can't go home if your parents kicked

you can't go home if your parents kicked

you can't go home if your parents kicked you out then of course you can stay with

you out then of course you can stay with

you out then of course you can stay with me see I came up with the perfect plan

me see I came up with the perfect plan

me see I came up with the perfect plan I'm gonna fake a relationship with a guy

I can't keep pretending

I can't keep pretending

I can't keep pretending but

but

but I'm not ready

I'm not ready

I'm not ready you're not ready or your Brand's not

you're not ready or your Brand's not

you're not ready or your Brand's not ready

ready

ready Alice I need you

Alice I need you

Alice I need you you make me feel safe I love one for me

you make me feel safe I love one for me

you make me feel safe I love one for me and one for my lady hey I'm Brooklyn

and one for my lady hey I'm Brooklyn

and one for my lady hey I'm Brooklyn nice to meet you can you

nice to meet you can you

nice to meet you can you whoa I'm sorry

whoa I'm sorry

whoa I'm sorry um was that Lulu Sinclair are you

um was that Lulu Sinclair are you

um was that Lulu Sinclair are you friends with her

friends with her

friends with her um yeah we're uh

um yeah we're uh

um yeah we're uh we're friends uh thank you for this

we're friends uh thank you for this

we're friends uh thank you for this [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] oh you were not kidding about that big

oh you were not kidding about that big

oh you were not kidding about that big spider

spider

spider thank you

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life is not

life is not

life is not a Battle Cry

a Battle Cry

a Battle Cry if it's war is

gave myself

I didn't see you up ahead

I didn't see you up ahead

I didn't see you up ahead we're losing ground but can't be there

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[Music] it's nothing this

foreign

[Applause]

[Music]

well say something

well say something

well say something what

what

what I kissed you

I kissed you

I kissed you yeah

yeah

yeah the cameras

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[Music] hello

hello

hello are you are you okay

are you are you okay

are you are you okay do you

do you

do you need some water or something no I'm

need some water or something no I'm

need some water or something no I'm actually yeah could you

oh

oh

oh hey

hey

hey um

um

um there used to be vodka in it so it might

there used to be vodka in it so it might

there used to be vodka in it so it might taste a little weird thanks

taste a little weird thanks

taste a little weird thanks I'm a little drunk too oh

I'm a little drunk too oh

I'm a little drunk too oh [Music]

[Music]

[Music] what are you talking about

what are you talking about

what are you talking about growing up

growing up

growing up not growing up

not growing up

not growing up I don't know

I don't know

I don't know he's sad about someone

he's sad about someone

he's sad about someone yeah

the girl that I I asked wrong

the girl that I I asked wrong

the girl that I I asked wrong she told me I was too weird to consider

she told me I was too weird to consider

she told me I was too weird to consider going gay for

going gay for

going gay for what you do

I was sad about it

I was sad about it

I was sad about it for a long time

love sucks yeah yeah

so what's his name I really hope he

so what's his name I really hope he

so what's his name I really hope he doesn't go here no

doesn't go here no

doesn't go here no thanks for the water and everything I

thanks for the water and everything I

thanks for the water and everything I need to go home

need to go home

need to go home there's some people I need to talk to

there's some people I need to talk to

there's some people I need to talk to you could you tell Alice

you could you tell Alice

you could you tell Alice tell her I'm ready

tell her I'm ready

tell her I'm ready okay thanks

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Veronica it's me so bad news good news

Veronica it's me so bad news good news

Veronica it's me so bad news good news your breakup has been leaked it's all

your breakup has been leaked it's all

your breakup has been leaked it's all over poptastic don't ask me how we're

over poptastic don't ask me how we're

over poptastic don't ask me how we're working on it good news is people are

working on it good news is people are

working on it good news is people are freaking out might have been the

freaking out might have been the

freaking out might have been the smartest career move you've ever made

smartest career move you've ever made

smartest career move you've ever made love you babes kiss Alice for me bye

love you babes kiss Alice for me bye

love you babes kiss Alice for me bye are you ready

are you ready

are you ready [Music]

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[Music] [Applause]

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