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[Music] this one goes out to all my pill poppers

this one goes out to all my pill poppers

this one goes out to all my pill poppers all my

all my

all my chemicals nyc that was a crazy show you

chemicals nyc that was a crazy show you

chemicals nyc that was a crazy show you have the best fans a couple of girls

have the best fans a couple of girls

have the best fans a couple of girls could ask for

could ask for

could ask for oh my god yes yes

oh my god yes yes

oh my god yes yes yes oh my god

yes oh my god

yes oh my god oh my god did you just kiss you oh my

oh my god did you just kiss you oh my

oh my god did you just kiss you oh my gosh

gosh

gosh are you guys by belle

are you guys by belle

are you guys by belle yeah

yeah

yeah i'm a huge fan

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i am the queen of the brooklyn bar

oh

oh

oh shut up

shut up

shut up give me my phone give me my phone back

i guess we're gonna have to get used to

i guess we're gonna have to get used to

i guess we're gonna have to get used to this

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oh please

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[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

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[Music] oh my god what

oh my god what

oh my god what no

no

no i don't want glitter

okay she's ready to see you now

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ladies

ladies

ladies hello

hello

hello hi

hi

hi no time for chit chat we've got music to

no time for chit chat we've got music to

no time for chit chat we've got music to make

make

make veronica normally we would wait for this

veronica normally we would wait for this

veronica normally we would wait for this whole arson thing to blow over

never going to catch me

never going to catch me

never going to catch me like who's got time for that

like who's got time for that

like who's got time for that because you know what they say you've

because you know what they say you've

because you know what they say you've got your whole life to write your first

got your whole life to write your first

got your whole life to write your first album

album

album six months to write your second alice

six months to write your second alice

six months to write your second alice why are you looking at me like that did

why are you looking at me like that did

why are you looking at me like that did you skip yoga

uh

uh

uh i uh um

i uh um

i uh um okay guess i'm doing the talking here ah

okay guess i'm doing the talking here ah

okay guess i'm doing the talking here ah veronica and i are

veronica and i are

veronica and i are breaking up no

breaking up no

breaking up no you're breaking up with me

you're breaking up with me

you're breaking up with me if we are breaking up then

if we are breaking up then

if we are breaking up then barbell needs to break up

no

no

no you're not breaking up here

you're not breaking up here

you're not breaking up here make yourselves useful sign these

make yourselves useful sign these

make yourselves useful sign these gladly

gladly

gladly what do i need to spell it out for you

what do i need to spell it out for you

what do i need to spell it out for you your fans

your fans

your fans love you as a couple everyone loves you

love you as a couple everyone loves you

love you as a couple everyone loves you as a couple

as a couple

as a couple veronica you can't write music thanks

veronica you can't write music thanks

veronica you can't write music thanks karen and wonder kid over here has

karen and wonder kid over here has

karen and wonder kid over here has diagnosed social anxiety disorder

diagnosed social anxiety disorder

diagnosed social anxiety disorder uh well it's not diagnosed alice

uh well it's not diagnosed alice

uh well it's not diagnosed alice is nothing

is nothing

is nothing veronica

veronica

veronica it's nothing

it's nothing

it's nothing alvaronica is everything plus your

alvaronica is everything plus your

alvaronica is everything plus your public appearance of the couple is um

public appearance of the couple is um

public appearance of the couple is um stipulated in your contract

section 127.

okay but um

okay but um

okay but um i'm uh

i'm uh

i'm uh i'm moving out

i'm moving out

i'm moving out tomorrow which she graciously informed

tomorrow which she graciously informed

tomorrow which she graciously informed me of over text message

me of over text message

me of over text message along with this little breakup gem

along with this little breakup gem

along with this little breakup gem veronica dot dot dot crying emoji i

veronica dot dot dot crying emoji i

veronica dot dot dot crying emoji i can't i okay uh to be fair though i i

can't i okay uh to be fair though i i

can't i okay uh to be fair though i i didn't break up with you over text ice

didn't break up with you over text ice

didn't break up with you over text ice sorry what does this say message it's

sorry what does this say message it's

sorry what does this say message it's not my fault that's the only way i can

not my fault that's the only way i can

not my fault that's the only way i can get in well maybe you could have spoken

get in well maybe you could have spoken

get in well maybe you could have spoken to me like a human being instead of just

to me like a human being instead of just

to me like a human being instead of just sending me a digital representation of

sending me a digital representation of

sending me a digital representation of your feelings

your feelings

your feelings girls

girls

girls you're under contract for another album

you're under contract for another album

you're under contract for another album and a tour something like 15 million

and a tour something like 15 million

and a tour something like 15 million dollars to buy out

dollars to buy out

dollars to buy out what

what

what i don't have the exact figures but yeah

i don't have the exact figures but yeah

i don't have the exact figures but yeah are you kidding what is kidding does

are you kidding what is kidding does

are you kidding what is kidding does this mean that we have to keep um

this mean that we have to keep um

this mean that we have to keep um living together obviously

living together obviously

living together obviously the irony

the irony

the irony is rich

twitter twitter twitter

twitter twitter twitter

twitter twitter twitter could you not tweet about this right now

could you not tweet about this right now

could you not tweet about this right now were we ever in love because it seems to

were we ever in love because it seems to

were we ever in love because it seems to me like the only thing that you ever

me like the only thing that you ever

me like the only thing that you ever actually love is the internet well

actually love is the internet well

actually love is the internet well lisandride actually loved me and paid

lisandride actually loved me and paid

lisandride actually loved me and paid attention to me

attention to me

attention to me oh look at this

oh look at this

oh look at this a picture of me and tegan and sarah over

a picture of me and tegan and sarah over

a picture of me and tegan and sarah over a million likes i think somebody is a

a million likes i think somebody is a

a million likes i think somebody is a little jealous i get it that's that's

little jealous i get it that's that's

little jealous i get it that's that's the way the internet works it loves you

the way the internet works it loves you

the way the internet works it loves you if you do a lot of like this with your

if you do a lot of like this with your

if you do a lot of like this with your face yeah that's exactly how it works

face yeah that's exactly how it works

face yeah that's exactly how it works well it's a good thing that the number

well it's a good thing that the number

well it's a good thing that the number of likes you get on your instagram post

of likes you get on your instagram post

of likes you get on your instagram post directly correlates to your musical

directly correlates to your musical

directly correlates to your musical dollars okay babe i'm sorry that your

dollars okay babe i'm sorry that your

dollars okay babe i'm sorry that your posts don't get as many likes as mine do

posts don't get as many likes as mine do

posts don't get as many likes as mine do but you know what nobody wants to read

but you know what nobody wants to read

but you know what nobody wants to read about grass-fed butter

about grass-fed butter

about grass-fed butter i was on a dairy farm once and i took a

i was on a dairy farm once and i took a

i was on a dairy farm once and i took a picture i don't even eat butter anymore

picture i don't even eat butter anymore

picture i don't even eat butter anymore so it's a little for you maybe if you

so it's a little for you maybe if you

so it's a little for you maybe if you don't want to be such a loser you should

don't want to be such a loser you should

don't want to be such a loser you should stop posting your diary all over twitter

stop posting your diary all over twitter

stop posting your diary all over twitter what is who can know the heart of youth

what is who can know the heart of youth

what is who can know the heart of youth but youth itself that's a patty smith

but youth itself that's a patty smith

but youth itself that's a patty smith quote pretty sure you said on cue that

quote pretty sure you said on cue that

quote pretty sure you said on cue that just kids was your favorite book which

just kids was your favorite book which

just kids was your favorite book which you obviously never read she's never

you obviously never read she's never

you obviously never read she's never read it alice

read it alice

read it alice i don't understand why you're being so

i don't understand why you're being so

i don't understand why you're being so mean to me you just broke my heart and

mean to me you just broke my heart and

mean to me you just broke my heart and you're yelling at me in her manager's

you're yelling at me in her manager's

you're yelling at me in her manager's office i'm not yelling at you i have an

office i'm not yelling at you i have an

office i'm not yelling at you i have an eating disorder

eating disorder

eating disorder stop

stop

stop talking okay just stop

talking okay just stop

talking okay just stop can i have 15 million dollars

can i have 15 million dollars

can i have 15 million dollars no

no

no great

great

great so just keep signing those posters and

so just keep signing those posters and

so just keep signing those posters and whatever else axis records tells you to

whatever else axis records tells you to

whatever else axis records tells you to sign

well the next three months should be

well the next three months should be

well the next three months should be delightful

delightful

delightful [Music]

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[Music] hi guys alison veronica here um we have

hi guys alison veronica here um we have

hi guys alison veronica here um we have some new some very exciting new

some new some very exciting new

some new some very exciting new we are starting work on wait uh what are

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monday morning we promise

monday morning we promise

monday morning we promise we just have to catch up on all our tv

we just have to catch up on all our tv

we just have to catch up on all our tv and i have to bake some vegan brownies

and i have to bake some vegan brownies

and i have to bake some vegan brownies for this one because i lost a bet so

for this one because i lost a bet so

for this one because i lost a bet so gotta do that

gotta do that

gotta do that and i promise yes and maybe we're gonna

and i promise yes and maybe we're gonna

and i promise yes and maybe we're gonna do a little live stream from the studio

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[Music] bye

uh

we're done so you can um

we're done so you can um

we're done so you can um you can stop touching me

sorry

oh

you wouldn't be standing in that window

you wouldn't be standing in that window

you wouldn't be standing in that window if you didn't want to

if you didn't want to

if you didn't want to [Music]