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QUALITY PLUMBING PIPEWORK OF ALL KINDS

UNSPEAKABLE PIPEWORK

Ms Brigitte PINK PALM GROVE RESIDENCE

Hi, I'm the plumbing specialist. I'm looking for Ms Brigitte.

You think I didn't see you with your big plunger?

- Go on, I'm not scared. - But miss, that's not why I'm here.

You can cuff me to the bed.

You can whip me with fresh herbs, got it?

- I'll still be dry! - But miss…

You can plug me with your barbaric tools

and take care of all my craters! Did you hear me? I won't get wet!

Holy shit. Okay.

Oh, there he is. It was about time.

We can start a game of put your finger where my finger is.

Surely he'll come play with us?

Uh, no. I'm looking for Ms Brigitte. I was called for her plumbing.

- I'm an expert. - But of course.

He's a smooth-talking expert

and he won't even play put your finger where my finger is?

I see that he even brought all his accessories.

- Oh, no, no, no. - Is the man not coming?

No, no. Esta completo.

- Hello. - Hello.

I'm a plumbing expert. I'm looking for Ms Brigitte.

Calm down, my friend. You seem quite ill.

It's because everyone in this building is crazy.

I'm sorry to say I completely agree with you.

But do you know Ms Brigitte?

Why don't you come regain your strength at my table?

Ms Brigitte will join us for dessert.

- Do come in. - Alright.

Some wine?

If I have to.

Delicious, isn't it?

But tell me, my friend…

Just how did you end up…

working in plumbing like this?

No!

Where is Ms Brigitte? When will she be here?

Ms Brigitte…

What a delicious woman.

Perhaps you would like another spoonful?

Oh, no.

Truly, people these days are desperately tasteless.

To Ms Brigitte!

Excuse me.

Good day to you, O my brother.

Come have a drink of moloko.

It'll make you ready for an evening of the old ultra-violence

To cap it off, a fresh, young devotchka

for a bit of the old in-out, in-out.

No, no. No in-out, in-out.

Come and play with us.

Great Scott! You're almost late.

No, I'm looking for Ms Brigitte.

Exactly, young man. Follow me.

Throw this on. We can't waste time.

Hello. May I help you?

Are you Ms Brigitte?

No, Ms Brigitte is out for the day.

But I can take a message, for starters.

No, no! I know where she is. Come, follow me.

Where are we now?

Where are we?

What's that sound?

Let's go.

Are you sure this is the place?

Let's go.

That machine really doesn't work.

Just wha…

Hi, I'm the plumbing specialist. I'm looking for Ms Brigitte.

No, no! Don't go!