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Wow.
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The pandemic,
the presidential election,
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and Halloween
all happening at once.
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Throw in five dumb teenagers
in a cabin
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and you got yourself
a horror movie.
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"The voting booth
isn't working.
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I'll just go outside alone
in the dark to fix it.
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Aaaaah!"
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Mesdames et monsieur,
your attention, please.
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It's 2020, so get ready
to trick-or-treat in style.
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COVID style.
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Ohh!
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Wow.
"Cursed nurse."
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Is that because you're underpaid
and stuck in a box?
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No. She's a cursed nurse
because her mother told her
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she could never be a doctor,
so she became a nurse.
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And then she killed
her mother.
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And now she wanders
the Earth
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punishing mothers
who never thought
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their daughters could
successfully run a restaurant.
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Mm!
Ohhh!
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Mark's a gumball machine.
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I didn't know how to make that
about my mom.
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Well,
but it does promote gum.
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That's perfect
for all those kids
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with questionable diets
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that just need
that little push
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to get across
the diabetic finish line.
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Well,
I love the costumes.
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Unfortunately,
the mayor just canceled
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trick-or-treating in Lanford
this year.
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-Aw!
-Oh, no!
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Yeah,
it's the same clown
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that banned drinking
in the park.
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Why else
would you go to a park?
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I'm sorry.
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We'll double up on
trick-or-treating next year.
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It's fine by me.
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I know this costume protects me
from COVID,
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but seriously, this thing
has no air holes.
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I don't care
about COVID.
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I really wanted
to do Halloween.
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Now I don't have anything else
to look forward to!
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What happened there?
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The mayor
canceled Halloween.
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Oh, that sucks.
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You think Mary's okay?
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Hard to tell.
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I'm used to my kids being upset
and disappointed,
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but it's rough when you see it
in a well-adjusted kid.
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Hey,
I can't blame her.
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When you're a kid,
trick-or-treating's
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the best day of the year.
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We used to have so much fun
looking all raggedy,
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going to the rich kids'
neighborhood for pity candy.
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Remember that stuck-up family
that put out that bowl
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that said, "Only one candy
per person, please"?
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Oh, yeah.
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I-I think I still have
that bowl.
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You know what? We have
a few minutes before work.
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I'm gonna go check in
on Mary.
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Hey, gumball!
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I forgot to ask you --
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how's it feel to be back
in school?
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Um, it's only a couple days
a week,
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but it still sucks.
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At soccer practice,
we take turns kicking a ball.
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One kid kicks it,
then they wipe it down,
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and then they give it
to the next kid.
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How's everybody at school
dealing with
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social distancing
and the masks?
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Good.
While we're in class.
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But the minute we're outside,
people get stupid.
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Yesterday,
I was walking home
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and this kid I hang out with
sometimes, Colin,
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was with some other kids
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and he started
hassling me.
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He told me
to take off my mask.
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I said no, and he said,
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"What are you afraid of,
Pelosi?"
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Smart kid.
He knows about the Senate.
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She's the Speaker of the House,
but, yeah.
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Then Colin said his dad said
wearing a mask
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is just a way to scare people
into staying home,
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and that could cost him
his job.
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What'd you say?
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Nothing.
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I just kept walking.
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Okay.
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Good for you.
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I guess.
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I mean, I-I wanted to say,
"I'm not afraid.
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I'm wearing the mask
to keep other people
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from getting sick,
including you."
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But Mom said
that I should just ignore them.
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Okay,
that's...one way to go,
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but you got a right to say
what you want, too.
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I mean, even if Colin
doesn't get it,
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you may change
somebody else's mind.
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Yeah. I felt really weird
not saying anything.
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I'm gonna do that.
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Did Mary
come back through here?
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No, why?
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She's not upstairs.
I couldn't find her.
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Alright, alright.
We'll spread out.
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She's got to be here
somewhere.
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What,
you can't find Mary?
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No.
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And D.J.'s gonna be mad
if we lose her.
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When you've only got
one kid,
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you get super attached
to them.
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But you have three kids.
Weren't you attached to --
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We had one favorite
and two backups.
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You kids figure it out.
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Hey.
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How did you know
where I was?
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Oh, I used to come up here
all the time when I was mad.
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What were you mad about?
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Living here.
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But you're still
living here.
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Yep. Still mad.
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You're bummed about Halloween,
right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, don't worry.
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Your dad'll come up with
something fun for you to do.
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No, he won't.
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He works all the time.
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I'm alone a lot.
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A lot?
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I mean,
I know he got promoted,
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but I didn't think
he was working that much.
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A lot of times,
he doesn't get home till 8:00.
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I've already made myself dinner
by then.
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Oh, wow.
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So you're --
you're, like, alone all day?
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That's so hard.
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What do you do all day?
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Well, after online school,
I have my TV friends.
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Oh, yeah?
Who's that?
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You know -- "Friends."
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Rachel, Ross, Monica, Phoebe,
Chandler, and the dumb guy.
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Oh, yeah.
I never watched that show.
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The title turned me off.
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"Friends." That seemed like
a lot of pressure.
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I wish I was here more.
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There's always
people around.
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But when I go
back and forth,
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it's hard because
I always forget my stuff.
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Yeah, well, I know
this isn't easy for you,
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and I really think we should
talk more about this later.
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But right now,
I gotta get to work, okay?
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So come on back inside.
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Can you stay up here with me
for a few more minutes?
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Sure.
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Oh, man.
Things never change.
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That right there
is old lady Carlson
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hanging out her laundry.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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That's got to be
her daughter.
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Hey, I look great compared
to her, right?
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Well,
you don't have the hump.
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And I've got a personality
that lights up a room.
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We've only been working here
for four days.
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We're gonna get in trouble.
Put the phone down.
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No!
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D.J.'s gonna want to know
how upset Mary is.
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"Voicemail is full"?
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Who the hell wants to talk
to D.J.?
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Oh, that's kind of fun.
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Unless something bad happened
in Cutting and Forming,
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in which case
it's terrifying.
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Or there's an immediate opening
for one of us
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in Cutting and Forming.
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Pretty cheerful
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for a guy
who just lost a hand.
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Oh, you know what?
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We definitely have to do
a Halloween thing for Mary.
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Yeah, that'll solve
the problem now,
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but sounds like
D.J. isn't around much.
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And we just can't leave her
hanging around her house alone.
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You know what?
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I only see one option.
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Until Geena gets back,
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we gotta move her
into the house.
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Wow.
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I don't know if I can make
that time commitment,
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with Beverly Rose
and all.
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Well, I mean, if we're both
looking after her,
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I think it'll be okay.
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Okay, how about this?
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You be the hard-ass aunt,
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and I'll be the fun aunt
who says,
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"Isn't the other aunt
a killjoy?
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Let's hide a fish
in her car."
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Sure. And since it's already an
overcrowded flophouse upstairs,
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she can live in the basement
with her fun aunt.
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You mean like
a live-in babysitter?
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I mean, whatever you think
is best for Mary.
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Between Ben and Jackie
and Dad,
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somebody'll be there during
the day until we get home.
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Yeah, if we bring some
of her stuff over from D.J.'s,
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I think
she'll be happier.
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And we should
leave a note.
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Um, "Hope your business trip
was successful.
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We're taking your only child
to live with us."
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Yeah. We'll deal with that
when we see him.
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I'm just trying to imagine
how I would feel
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if someone wanted to take
one of my kids
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to live someplace else.
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Don't say a word.
I'm just trying to savor it.
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Oh, crap.
It's Mark's school.
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He got into a fight
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and they're suspending him
for two days.
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They sent him home.
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Oh, man.
That's too bad.
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He was gonna be the good one,
right?
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It's nice to know
someone else
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is having a worse day
than you are.
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Here ya go.
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Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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Well, who beat you up?
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Why do you assume
somebody beat me up?
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And for your information,
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Colin's the one
who ran away crying.
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Uh, okay, great.
You won.
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That doesn't make it
any better.
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You're not supposed
to be fighting.
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Sometimes
you can't help it.
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Man, I remember
my school-fightin' days.
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Yeah, back then, you gals
used to carry razor blades
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in your beehives.
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Uh, I didn't need
to carry razor blades,
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because I had
truth and justice!
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Okay,
so why were you fighting?
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Colin was being a jerk
about me wearing a mask,
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and Grandpa Dan
said that --
Oh, I should've known.
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Dad!
No! No.
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Grandpa Dan said
that I should talk to him
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and explain
my point of view.
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Okay.
That's a surprise.
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Never mind!
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I was telling Colin
all about the science
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and he wouldn't listen,
and I called him an idiot.
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And he hit me,
and I hit him back,
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and he was so surprised,
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I had another chance
to hit him.
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I told you,
do not waste your time
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talking to people
like that.
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It only leads
to violence.
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But Grandpa was right!
It felt good to talk back.
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Oh, man.
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You see, what Grandpa did
was he set you up
254
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,333
for a really bad
situation.
255
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,509
I'm gonna deal with that later,
but put on your jacket.
256
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:41,684
Why?
257
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:42,859
I'm taking you out
to dinner.
258
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,469
Is that my punishment?
259
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,776
Taking me out to a restaurant
during COVID?
260
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,083
No, we're trying
to make Mary feel better.
261
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,999
Casita Bonita turned their
parking lot into outdoor dining,
262
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,783
and they put
this nice tarp up,
263
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,742
so you don't even notice
the possums staring at you
264
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,004
from the dumpsters.
265
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,139
Who told you
they were open?
266
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,793
Louise said
they were doing dinner.
267
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,534
I guess
she got the date wrong.
268
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,797
So why did we drive all the way
to Chicago?
269
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:11,409
Because Chicago is known
for its great restaurants.
270
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,934
We got a Costco hot dog.
271
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:17,372
And split a churro.
272
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,113
Let it go, Darlene.
273
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,245
Let it go.
274
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,204
Why are you wearing
a costume?
275
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,510
And why are you dressed as Elsa
from "Frozen 1"
276
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,034
and not "Frozen 2"?
277
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,297
Because I bought it
when "Frozen 1" came out
278
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,779
and I was broke
during "Frozen 2."
279
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:37,435
And because we are going
trick-or-treating!
280
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,220
Really?! We are?!
281
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,178
We're gonna die.
282
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,224
We're not gonna go outside.
We're gonna do it here.
283
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,095
And behind each door
of the house
284
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:48,490
is either
a trick or a treat.
285
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:53,495
And you're going to have
to knock on all of them to see.
286
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:56,454
Thank you!
This is so cool!
287
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:57,934
Where do we go first?
288
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,936
Why don't you start
with the front door?
289
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,330
Wait, but that door
just leads outside.
290
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,419
Don't do it, Mary.
It's a trick.
291
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:07,683
They just want us to pick up
the beer cans in the front yard.
292
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,381
Try the front door!
293
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,743
That was so great,
babe.
294
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,354
Oh, yeah.
Stick it.
295
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,836
Oh, I hurt some stuff
on the doorjamb.
296
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:41,630
These are
the doors three!
297
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:46,853
Is it a trick or treat
that ye shall see?
298
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,289
Let's try
the bathroom door.
299
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,073
Are you sure?
300
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,772
Because once you open it...
301
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:58,821
you can't undo
what you've unleashed!
302
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,789
Brownie good.
303
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:14,489
Take more!
304
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,578
No other kids coming.
305
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,495
Eat slow.
306
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:24,542
Frankenstein have to change
costume again.
307
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,252
Oh, sorry, kids!
308
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:39,731
I didn't know
you were up here.
309
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,430
Uh, this is my new boyfriend,
Jack...
310
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,301
Jacked Up!
311
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,522
A pun can't change tenses,
Harris.
312
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:48,958
It's Jack
or it's Jacked.
313
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,091
That's not a legitimate
play on words.
314
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,833
What do you say about that,
Jack or Jacked?
315
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,356
Ohh!
316
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,141
Okay, that was cool.
317
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:02,493
Oh, don't forget this door.
318
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:09,283
It's a bathroom used
by six people!
319
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:15,158
I'm a towel that hasn't been
washed in years!
320
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,204
Help me!
321
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:21,121
And use bleeeeeach!
322
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,344
One last door.
323
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,651
You do it.
I'm scared.
324
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,136
Open your bags!
325
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,490
Enjoy.
326
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:45,145
We ruined the neighbor's
leaf blower for this.
327
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,538
The whole wall looks like
it has ants all over it.
328
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,149
Oh, my God, it does!
Those are real!
329
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:49,976
-Oh!
330
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,238
Damn ants again?
331
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,108
Yeah.
332
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,110
They never give up.
333
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,285
I tell ya --
334
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,504
Aah! Aah!
335
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,506
Giant ant mandibles
of death!
336
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,682
Aah! Help me!
Help me!
337
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,293
Happy Halloween!
338
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,078
And operating
the giant ant mandibles
339
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,514
like she's been doing it
her whole life,
340
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,820
my lovely assistant
Harrisa.
341
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,561
Whoo!
342
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,216
I'm gonna go out back
and freak out the chickens now.
343
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,048
More Halloween!
344
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,096
Daddy!
345
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,314
Hey, sweetheart.
346
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,794
You're early.
347
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,187
We've been trick-or-treating
in the house!
348
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,449
That sounds like fun.
349
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,450
Uh, why don't you guys
head upstairs
350
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,886
and count your candy?
351
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,149
I'll be right up.
352
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,502
Thanks for sending me something
like that in an e-mail.
353
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,418
You moved my daughter out of the
house while I was out of town?
354
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,333
Are you freakin'
kidding me?!
355
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,207
Oh, hey!
Deej!
356
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,730
Check it out, huh?
357
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,993
I'm Wolfman Puck!
358
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,865
Where's your costume?
359
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,564
I'm a father whose kid's
being taken from him.
360
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,567
Seems a little dark,
but here's a bag for your candy.
361
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,968
Go get the stuff you took
from my house.
362
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,317
I'm taking Mary home.
363
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,406
Come on, D.J.
She's not happy.
364
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,930
You don't tell me
when my kid's not happy, Becky.
365
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,627
You've been a parent
for like a minute.
366
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,064
Well, I talked to her.
367
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,283
And now that you're working
so much,
368
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,590
you're not around
and she's really sad.
369
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,071
You were sad as a kid,
and you're fine.
370
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,463
I mean,
you're functioning.
371
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,031
I'm making this work.
372
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,381
I-I just had some glitches,
that's all.
373
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:34,732
This promotion's probably gonna
fund Mary's college.
374
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,083
But she says
she's alone all the time.
375
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,823
She's not.
376
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,261
I pieced together some friends
from the base
377
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,697
to come
and look in on her.
378
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,004
They -- But they keep
getting re-stationed.
379
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,701
They're not wrong, Deej.
380
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,703
Right now,
Mary's a latchkey kid.
381
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,053
Plenty of kids
are latchkey kids.
382
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,620
When we were kids,
there was always somebody
383
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,361
at home to watch us.
384
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,624
That's because your mother
and I loved you guys.
385
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,627
And we couldn't hold down
a steady job.
386
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,281
I could've used
a little less love
387
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,110
and a little more
Calvin Klein jeans.
388
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:07,330
Look, we're all proud
that you got promoted, son.
389
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,811
But why not let her be with us
during the week?
390
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,292
Yeah, it's just till Geena
gets back from overseas.
391
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,643
Come on, Deej.
You're a great dad.
392
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:18,428
It's just,
you're only one person.
393
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,562
And, you know,
I think this is what she wants.
394
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,174
Mary, hon?
395
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,133
Can you come down
for a minute?
396
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,005
Hey, Dad.
397
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,835
Tell me the truth.
398
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,142
Would you be happier
staying here
399
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,796
with your aunts
most of the week?
400
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,669
Will you be mad
if I say yes?
401
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,932
I would be mad
if you lied.
402
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,021
I'm never mad
if you tell me the truth.
403
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,807
Then yes.
404
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,287
Okay.
405
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,507
Thanks for being honest.
406
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,597
Keep doing Halloween, and
I'll pick you up on Saturday.
407
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,686
I love you, Daddy.
408
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,427
I love you, pumpkin.
409
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:08,174
Oh, I know this has got
to be hard.
410
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,526
You're doing
the right thing.
411
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,702
Doesn't mean
it doesn't hurt.
412
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,099
This is only temporary.
413
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,752
I'm gonna figure
this out,
414
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:25,365
and then she's gonna be back
to living with me full time.
415
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,714
Happy Halloween.
416
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,716
Hey, man,
you don't have to go!
417
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,414
Come on!
I'm making hot chocolate.
418
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,112
We're finally gonna try it
with milk.
419
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,114
You always wanted to know
what that tastes like.
420
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,335
It's okay.
I gotta get up early.
421
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,250
Thanks.
422
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,864
That was rough,
but we're not done.
423
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,736
We gotta talk about
what happened with Mark.
424
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,521
I know what happened
to Mark.
425
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,567
He tried to explain his position
to the kid,
426
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,569
a fight started,
Mark finished it.
427
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:56,657
End of story.
428
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,050
No, not to me.
429
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,966
Mark got punched in the face.
This is your fault.
430
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,099
I didn't tell him
to fight anybody.
431
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,580
He told me he felt bad
because he didn't say anything.
432
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,625
I told him if the other kid
could say something,
433
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,236
he could say something.
434
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,020
It's called a discussion.
435
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,717
That's how we used
to solve things.
436
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,764
No, you can't have a discussion
with those people.
437
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,635
It's like talking
to a wall.
438
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,290
It was a discussion until
Mark called the kid an idiot.
439
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,640
No, it doesn't matter
what Mark called him.
440
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:26,077
Those kind of kids want
to have a fight no matter what,
441
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,078
and you know that.
442
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,558
Okay.
443
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,604
There are people
who are willfully ignorant
444
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,388
and you just can't talk
to them.
445
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,391
But what about the rest,
who just don't see it your way?
446
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,654
I got friends
I disagree with.
447
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,090
Do you?
448
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,441
That's not fair.
I don't have friends.
449
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,964
Well, I do.
450
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,270
And we can sit there
over a beer
451
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,575
and argue whose fault
it is
452
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,360
the country's going down
the tubes,
453
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,579
and then agree
that Beverly Rose
454
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:52,147
would be a better quarterback
than Trubisky.
455
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,628
That's the old days, Dad.
You can't engage anymore.
456
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,630
Everybody just gets louder
and louder and louder.
457
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,414
That's how Mark ended up
in a fistfight.
458
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,460
Mark ended up
in a fistfight
459
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,984
because Colin's father
and Mark's mother
460
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,899
have both taught their kids
that anybody
461
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,640
that doesn't agree with them
is stupid.
462
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,598
Hey, don't you dare equate them
with me.
463
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,600
Why?
Because you think you're right?
464
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:13,690
They think they're right.
Then nobody talks.
465
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,910
That's the kind of mentality
that's ruining the country.
466
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,651
So you'd rather
let them talk
467
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,567
and continue normalizing
the poison they've been spewing?
468
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,221
That is what's wrong
with the country,
469
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,874
and we're not gonna fix it
by talking.
470
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,136
Then how do you
fix things?
471
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,573
By having an election
472
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,488
and trying to get your candidate
to win.
473
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,099
Then Wednesday morning,
one side's great
474
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,535
and the rest of the country's
pissed off.
475
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,798
Okay, well,
majority rules.
476
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,236
And then whoever loses
has to deal with it.
477
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,803
Then how do we put the country
back together?
478
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,501
I don't know.
That's why we vote --
479
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,807
so those guys
can figure it out.
480
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,375
I just hope people don't get
discouraged from voting.
481
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,290
I didn't get discouraged.
482
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,900
I filled out my ballot
483
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,337
and dropped it
on the ground
484
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,686
right where the mailbox
used to be.
485
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,650
I raise you five Lemonheads
and a Boston Baked Bean.
486
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:05,176
Okay, and I will raise you
a 3 Musketeers.
487
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,482
Whoa!
488
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,658
We got ourselves
a whale here.
489
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,662
Grr, grr.
490
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,142
Let's wrap this up.
491
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,058
I've got Hansel and Gretel
on preheat.
492
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,975
Has anybody seen
our candy?
493
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:22,281
Oh, my God.
494
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,587
You people
are real monsters.
495
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,589
Grr, grr, grr, grr,
grr, grr.
496
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,678
Whoa!
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