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[instrumental music]
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[crowd cheering on TV]
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- Coming through, sir.
- Take a load off, Alfred.
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Jolly good, then.
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Oh, dear. I trust Master Bruce
did pay the cable bill.
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Good evening, Gotham!
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Joker.
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It's me, your most
underrated entertainer.
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(Joker on TV)
'Oh, how I've tried
to make you all laugh'
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but I'm not feelin'
the love, people.
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Every time I bring
my brand of funny to Gotham
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the only sound I hear is..
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[crickets creaking]
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But who can blame you?
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You're all glued
to your idiot boxes.
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'And since
the media chooses to focus'
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'on the tragic side
of my crime career..'
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...it seems some hilarious
counterprograming is in order.
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So stay tuned
for my brand-new sitcom..
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'"..Me And The Mayor!"'
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What happens when you team
the crazy crime clown
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with Gotham's
very own Mayor Grange?
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Can't miss comedy, folks.
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And it premieres tonight
on my very own private network
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JTV
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just as soon
as I abduct my co-star.
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[laughing]
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Shall I tape it for you, sir?
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[bats squawking]
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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♪ The Batman ♪
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[bats squawking]
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[tires screeching]
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[siren wailing]
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[groans]
Next time Joker decides
to target the mayor
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I'll drive.
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Sorry, partner
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but Cash Tankinson
always drives.
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Does Cash Tankinson
always wear sunglasses at night
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and speak in third person?
Just curious.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, chief warned me
you'd resent the new guy, so..
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I'm your first
since what's-his-name, huh?
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Bennett.
His name was Ethan Bennett.
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A real shame Joker went
and turned him into clay-face
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but Cash Tankinson
don't melt so easy.
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I'm the last partner
you'll ever need, Yin.
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[Batwave beeps]
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I somehow doubt that.
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vroom
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[sirens wailing]
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What kind of nut
announces his crimes
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before he commits them?
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Joker has to be kidding
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if he thinks
he could get past Gotham PD.
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Joker's not kidding, mayor.
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[laughing]
H-h-he's joking!
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What's wrong with you?
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He's joking.
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[laughs]
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[all gasping]
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- Joker?
- 'It's The Joker!'
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[groans]
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[laughs]
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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Get ready for your close-up,
Mr. Mayor.
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[door opens]
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On the floor, clown boy!
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Cash Tankinson's kickin' butt
and takin' names!
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[laughs]
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(Joker)
Stop! Ha-ha, stop!
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[laughing]
Such classic dialogue!
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What deadpan delivery!
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'You are hee-haw-larious!'
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'Ever consider acting?
You're good.'
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Clown boy, you're goin'..
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[groans]
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...down?
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[groans]
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My card. We'll do lunch.
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[groans]
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[muffled groaning]
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[Joker laughs]
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[groans]
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Thank you, Punch.
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[tires screeching]
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Judy, chop-chop.
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[tires screeching]
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Joker and The Batman.
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Sweet.
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[engine revving]
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Tankinson!
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Tankinson, wait up! Oh!
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[train chugging]
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thud
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The Batman?
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My biggest fan.
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Punch, run this out to him,
please.
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bam
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vroom
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Judy, I think this is our turn.
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screech
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[grunting]
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Hm, might have
a better chance losing him
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in something sportier.
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screech
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Happy trails, sparky!
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[laughs]
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crash
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vroom
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screech
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Say hello to Cash Tankinson..
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...the detective who finally
arrests The Batman.
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- Look, the mayor's in--
- Hey, I didn't vote for him.
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I can't let the two new men
in my life meet like this.
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[tires screeching]
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[car door opens]
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Nice work, Yin.
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Just whose back
do you got, anyway?
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You ditched me!
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I always watch
my partner's back.
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[bats squawking]
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vroom
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- 'Sir.'
- Anything good on the tube?
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The Gators
are trailing miserably.
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(Batman on Batwave)
'So are we,
but I have the feeling'
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'Joker's about to announce
his next move.'
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[Joker laughing on TV]
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Quite astute you are, sir.
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"Me And The Mayor"
is about to premiere.
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Help! Someone help me! Please!
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[laughing]
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Oh, why the long face,
Mairzy Doats?
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Let me go, you maniac!
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[laughs]
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Don't you fret,
I have just the thing
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to turn your frown upside down.
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No. Stop!
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I-I have a family.
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[laughing]
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[Joker laughing on TV]
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Why is Joker engaging
in this ghastly business?
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It isn't just for the laughs.
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Ahh, I know that look.
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You have another
get-rich-quick scheme
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don't you?
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Bank robbery? That's crazy!
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So crazy it might just work.
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You're right again, sir.
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[tape rewinding]
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Joker is shooting on location
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at Main Street Bank.
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[tires screeching]
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Oh, Punch!
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Hey, the mayor and I
are gonna rob the old bank.
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Wanna come?
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[glass shattering]
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[dramatic music]
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[bats squawking]
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Now, didn't we all learn
an important lesson today?
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That's right.
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With a positive attitude
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and a smile maybe, just maybe
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we can all get along!
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Tune in to JTV tomorrow night
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for a new series
and a new co-star
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Detective Shades!
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[instrumental music]
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Bring it on, clown boy!
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You mess with the bull,
you'll get the horns.
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If you let this get personal
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it will impair your ability
to do your job.
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Hey, come on, Yin,
doesn't some part of you
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wanna slap that grin
off of Joker's face?
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At least for Burnett?
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Bennett.
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I'm not losing another partner
to this madman.
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As your senior officer
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I'm ordering you
into a police safe house.
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What? Police protection?
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Cash can take care of Cash.
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Fine, then Cash
will take care of Cash
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off-duty and out of sight
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'until we bring Joker down!'
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Well, good luck handlin'
that lunatic all by yourself.
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And since Cash doesn't think
you can..
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...Cash will.
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[crickets chirping]
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(Bruce)
'Chasing down Joker's
hit-and-run camera crew'
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'isn't getting Mayor Grange back
any quicker'
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but if the crime clown's
pirating a broadcast signal
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maybe we can trace it
to its source.
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And if we can pre-empt JTV
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we have a chance
of drawing Joker out.
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[static crackling]
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Speak of the devil.
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The frequency's locked on.
Tracing it.
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[static crackling]
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[instrumental music]
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And the lummox would be..
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Yin's new partner.
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He's been set up
and he doesn't even know it.
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Tankinson?
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Oh! I told you
to stay away from Joker.
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Tankinson, get out of there,
it's a trap!
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I tracked clownie here.
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He's mine.
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(Yin)
If you've found Joker, it's only
because he wanted you to.
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'He's broadcasting you live,
right now!'
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I'm on TV?
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Well, I hope
clownie's out for some cash
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'cause it's payday, baby.
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[Joker laughing]
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Freeze!
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[gasps]
Suave sleuthing there, Shades
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but just who do you think's
filming you?
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Oh, no.
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[bats squawking]
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Any trace, sir?
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(Bruce)
'I may not need it.'
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I know where they are.
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[instrumental music]
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Good evening and welcome.
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We're here to raise money
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for a very special cause.
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Saving Detective Shades' life!
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You see, Gotham,
if you can't pony up
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one million dollars
in donations to me..
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...the detective's toast.
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So what say we open our hearts
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'and our checkbooks'
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'for our dear friend here?'
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[telephone ringing]
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We just received $50
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from Grandma Shades.
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She says
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"Please don't harm my grandson
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I beg you."
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Human compassion at its finest.
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[dramatic music]
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Okay, time
to roll those numbers!
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Oh! Looks like a lost cause.
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Maybe it's best
we just put this pup down.
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What-what are you doin'? No!
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Stop, stop. No! No!
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[laughing]
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thud
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(Alfred)
'Sir.'
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All frequencies
running to and from
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the six active
television transmitters
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here in Gotham have been traced
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but there wasn't
a pirate frequency among them.
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Active? Then maybe Joker's using
an oldie but goodie.
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Of course.
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(Batman)
'The abandoned
Gotham Radio King Tower.'
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Now, why would you want
to pull the plug on JTV
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when we've been
such a ratings smash?
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[groans]
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Gotham's been
riveted to their sets
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but once again,
no one's laughing!
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Maybe it's you, Joker.
Maybe you're just not funny.
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[gasps]
It's the viewing public who
doesn't have a sense of humor
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but I have just the thing
to make 'em laugh
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die laughing, in fact!
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Lights!
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'Dispensers of Joker gas'
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scattered throughout the city
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00:14:47,022 --> 00:14:50,012
and throughthe beauty of wireless
271
00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:53,009
they've been set to emptytheir chuckle-inducing contents
272
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:56,010
during the courseof my next transmission.
273
00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:58,022
And with the city
dying of laughter
274
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,012
it'll be yours to plunder.
275
00:15:00,015 --> 00:15:02,005
[laughs]
You betcha, Batsie!
276
00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:04,022
I was going to activate them
during a ratings stunt
277
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:08,011
'when I write these two tired
characters off the show.'
278
00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:10,014
[Joker laughing]
279
00:15:15,005 --> 00:15:16,005
[groans]
280
00:15:16,007 --> 00:15:17,997
But now, what could make
281
00:15:18,006 --> 00:15:20,016
more compelling TV than..
282
00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:24,022
...Joker versus The Batman?
283
00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:32,017
poof
284
00:15:38,002 --> 00:15:40,022
[static crackling]
285
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:42,001
[Joker laughing on TV]
286
00:15:42,006 --> 00:15:44,016
[all gasping]
287
00:15:44,023 --> 00:15:47,003
(Joker on TV)
'Tonight on "The Joker.."'
288
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:49,015
'...will Batman defeat
our charismatic star'
289
00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:51,021
'in time to save the hostages?'
290
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:55,008
'Will Joker finally take control
of Gotham once and for all?'
291
00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:57,024
'To find out, stay tuned.'
292
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,012
Same Joker crime
293
00:15:59,016 --> 00:16:01,996
same Joker channel!
294
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,014
[laughing]
295
00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:10,012
poof
296
00:16:19,006 --> 00:16:22,006
[Joker laughing]
297
00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:28,023
Don't worry,
I promise a fair fight.
298
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,019
[groans]
299
00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:34,999
And by fair, I mean,
totally stacked in my favor.
300
00:16:35,006 --> 00:16:39,006
Come on, Batsie,
smile for the camera!
301
00:16:41,015 --> 00:16:42,995
Ew!
302
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:51,021
If he stops the signal,
he'll stop the gas!
303
00:16:57,020 --> 00:17:00,000
Don't let him reach
the top of the tower!
304
00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:26,015
I have one partner down
and one who might need backup.
305
00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:29,017
poof
306
00:17:29,017 --> 00:17:30,997
[all laughing]
307
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:39,011
[people laughing]
308
00:17:43,007 --> 00:17:45,997
Ah, music to my ears.
309
00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:49,013
Just a few more deep breaths,
Gotham.
310
00:18:08,013 --> 00:18:09,023
[gasps]
311
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,010
[electricity crackling]
312
00:18:17,002 --> 00:18:18,022
[static crackling]
313
00:18:18,019 --> 00:18:20,019
[laughing]
314
00:18:20,018 --> 00:18:22,998
I-I don't, I don't get it.
315
00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,005
[coughs]
Oh.
316
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,015
What happened?
317
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:28,011
[laughing]
What was so funny?
318
00:18:28,012 --> 00:18:31,022
Ooh, he can't win!
This is my show!
319
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:38,004
Guess I'll have to settle
with being the sore loser.
320
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:45,004
Sorry, but JTV's
cutting all ties
321
00:18:45,006 --> 00:18:47,016
with you two has-beens.
322
00:18:47,023 --> 00:18:50,003
thud
323
00:18:50,006 --> 00:18:51,016
[groans]
324
00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:59,018
Joker, you've been canceled.
325
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:01,011
So have they.
326
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,010
[rope creaking]
327
00:19:07,016 --> 00:19:08,016
snap
328
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,021
[grunting]
329
00:19:17,006 --> 00:19:19,006
No! Ugh!
330
00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:29,005
Appreciate the backup.
331
00:19:29,014 --> 00:19:31,024
[siren wailing]
332
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:33,010
Speaking of,
I'm not the only cop
333
00:19:33,016 --> 00:19:35,016
who followed
your television exploits.
334
00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,009
(man on TV)
'While Gotham citizens
are recovering tonight'
335
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,016
after minor exposure
to Joker gas
336
00:19:45,022 --> 00:19:47,022
the rescued hostages,
Mayor Grange
337
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:51,012
and Detective Cash Tankinson
are listed in good condition
338
00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:55,010
thanks to an antidote believed
to be left behind by The Batman.
339
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
I hate TV. Oh!
340
00:19:58,006 --> 00:19:59,006
[groans]
341
00:19:59,012 --> 00:20:00,022
[door shuts]
342
00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:02,007
Detective Ellen Yin recommends
343
00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:04,001
refraining from
excess chitchat
344
00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:07,024
if Cash wants to be
back on the street anytime soon.
345
00:20:07,018 --> 00:20:09,008
About that, Yin
346
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,018
it, uh, doesn't look like
347
00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:12,022
we'll be
workin' together anymore.
348
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,011
I, uh
349
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:17,012
requested a transfer
to a desk job
350
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,018
need a break from the action.
351
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,011
Really?
352
00:20:21,007 --> 00:20:22,997
Probably just as well.
353
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:28,999
'I prefer
a strong, silent partner.'
354
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000
[instrumental music]
355
00:20:36,022 --> 00:20:39,022
[theme music]
356
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,016
♪ The Batman ♪
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