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Okay,
here's your food.
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Why is Becky
bringing you food?
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Darlene's ex-boyfriend's
new-agey vegan place
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is on my way home.
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Yeah, I love the food,
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but it would be way too awkward
to run into Nick.
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Well, I'm not
doing it anymore.
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It's full of people who think
natural deodorant works,
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but it doesn't.
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Their patchouli
disorients you
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so the B.O. can attach itself
to your clothes
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and follow you home.
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Oh, yeah.
It's on there.
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Why would it be awkward
for you to run into Nick?
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I'm gonna tell you
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so that you don't make
the same dating mistakes
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that I did.
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Ben was a schmuck.
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And he baited me into a fight
that drove Nick away.
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Dad said
Nick broke up with you
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because you're
a black widow spider
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who sucks the souls
out of men
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and leaves their dreams
tangled in your web.
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Prove me wrong.
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You know what?
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I've had enough of you people
making a bad situation worse.
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Yes, I've had
terrible relationships.
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Thanks for reminding me
every minute of my waking life.
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I'm gonna go eat
in the living room.
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Wow.
She's really upset.
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She just needs to be alone
with her thoughts.
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I think we know
what we have to do.
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Oh, Darlene!
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Come here, big baby!
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{\an8}Captions by VITA --
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Thank you so much for making
sandwiches for Aldo's boys.
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They're odd, but they're
actually pretty sweet.
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They like me now.
Be careful.
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They liked the hamster
before they decided to play
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"Hey, let's see how far
we can throw the hamster!"
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Sorry for barging in,
guys.
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Um, Harris,
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my dad just showed up
out of nowhere
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and wants to see the kids.
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Could you help me
get them packed up?
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Okay, well,
I'll come with you.
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I'd love to meet your dad.
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Not a good idea.
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See, the thing is,
he just wants to see the boys.
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He doesn't want to see you.
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I've been with those kids.
That's not the pick I'd make.
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Wait, what's his problem
with me?
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Have you told him
anything about me?
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Yeah, totally.
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I told him you're a hot
19-year-old
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who I met
at a tattoo parlor,
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and somehow, he spun that
into a bad thing.
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You gotta get this sorted out
before I move in,
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or it's gonna be weird
when he visits.
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Yeah, um, more bad news
on that front.
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Um...
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he's totally against
you moving in.
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What?
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That's insane.
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You're 38 years old.
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Why are you even
listening to him?
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He's my dad.
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I can't just shut him down
without hearing him out, babe.
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Look, let's see if we can
handle things differently
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with your dad
this time.
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Ask him to come over
and talk to me,
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geezer to geezer.
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Really?
You would do that?
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Yeah.
Thank you, Grandpa.
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Aww, that's super cool.
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I would have never
asked you to do that.
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I'd do anything to make
my granddaughter happy.
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And you remind me
of my younger self --
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an irresponsible dumbass.
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I was, uh --
I was talking to my friends
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down at the arcade,
and they said at 38,
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guys' brains aren't even
fully developed.
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Don't strain yourself, man.
Just take the compliment.
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I really needed
a chill movie night.
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Why do we have to sit
so close?
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Oh, Ben likes being
near the screen,
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and I guess
I got used to it.
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Well, that explains why
he's sitting with a date
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in the row
right in front of us.
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Oh, crap.
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Let's go.
No, no.
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I can handle this.
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Even though he busted up
my relationship with Nick,
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I'm gonna show him
that I am way healthier
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and I am fine
with him dating.
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Then how about this?
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We sit in the back
and lob Milk Duds at him.
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He'll never know
where they're coming from.
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No. But I-I-I have to
tell him I'm here.
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Otherwise, if he sees me,
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he's gonna think
I'm stalking him.
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Wait, is that why
we're here?
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Are you stalking him?
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No. If I were stalking him,
I wouldn't have brought you.
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You're super loud.
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Hey, there!
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Hey. Okay, well --
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I guess living
in a small town
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means this is gonna happen
once in a while.
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Especially at the
Lanford Monoplex.
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Darlene, this is Laura.
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Hi, I'm Darlene --
the ex.
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Oh, hello.
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Uh, sorry to bother you.
Yep.
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I just wanted Ben to know
this was a total accident...
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Oh.
...and I have no problem
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with him dating.
Oh.
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So, if you guys wanna
hold hands, go for it.
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I'm just gonna be
back here with Becky.
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Hey, Becky.
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Hi, Ben.
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So...
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enjoy the movie!
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What do you think?
Handled that well, right?
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Yeah.
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It was just the right amount
of excruciatingly awkward.
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Oh, man.
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What, you think I made
his date uncomfortable?
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Let me go fix that.
Darlene --
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Hi, Laura.
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My sister feels like
I made you uncomfortable.
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But don't be --
I am not stalking him.
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The only reason
we're at the same movie
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is because I love "Ghost World,"
so I turned him onto it.
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But you know what --
it's not like it's our movie.
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You know what?
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You can make it your movie.
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I gift you the movie.
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I mean, I'm still
gonna be back here,
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but you know what I mean.
Okay, thanks.
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Enjoy the movie.
You too.
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Okay.
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Done and done.
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You sure?
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You done?
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Good!
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I kinda like
his date's hair.
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I do, too.
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I should tell her.
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Hey, by the way...
Oh, my God.
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...I love your hair.
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I mean, just 'cause
I'm the ex
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doesn't mean I can't
enjoy your style, right?
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Y-You know what?
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We should get coffee sometime.
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Talk about this guy, huh?
Darlene.
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Darlene, just stop
talking to us.
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Stop talking to her.
Stop talking to me.
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Just -- On behalf
of people everywhere,
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stop talking.
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Sorry.
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I am very, very sorry.
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Let's just go
somewhere else
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where they don't
let crazy people in.
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I can't believe
you didn't stop me.
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I told you we should leave!
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I told you
you couldn't handle it!
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I told you
we should sit in the back
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and throw Milk Duds at him!
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Shh!
I told you you were loud.
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Remember, Harris really
wants this to work out.
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Aldo's dad is here,
so be nice.
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When the hell am I not nice?
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Hey.
Hey! You must be Jesse.
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I'm Dan. Come on in.
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Thanks, man.
Yeah.
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And I'm Harris' aunt,
Jackie.
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Oh, it's so sweet of you
to bring beer.
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It's really refreshing
to see somebody
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who doesn't show up
to the door empty-handed.
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Oh, I just
brought these for me
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'cause I didn't know
what kind you guys have.
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You get used to something,
you want it all the time.
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It's kinda like
your favorite pickle.
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I get it.
I like gherkins.
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You can put one
between your cheek and gum
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and have your own
secret little treat.
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Well, I will leave you men
to talk about your pickles.
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I'd stay,
but, uh, I have an appointment
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with my psychic.
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Aldo's mom was a psychic!
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No wait, psy-- psy--
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psychotic.
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I get those confused.
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Why don't we take this
in the kitchen?
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I'd be a bad host
if I let you drink alone.
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Yeah, you would.
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Oh, I didn't know
you had that kind.
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I'll take one.
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I'll put these back
in my truck.
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My gas gauge doesn't work,
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so I like to have
emergency "walking beer"
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for when the truck
stops coasting.
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Good plan.
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So...
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I hear tell you don't think
it's a good idea
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for Harris to move in
with your son.
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No, I think
it's a terrible idea.
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She's not
the right woman for him.
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Hey, you got
anything crunchy?
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Just our milk. Listen.
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You and I
have been alive long enough
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to be a good judge
of people.
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Harris isn't just
some irresponsible dropout.
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She pays rent.
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She's got a steady job.
She's a solid person.
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Way I see it,
Aldo is damn lucky to have her.
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I didn't say she's bad.
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I said she's not right.
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I'm a roofer, Dan.
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And like a lot of roofers,
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a couple bees chased me
off a two-story
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into a wheelbarrow
full of bricks.
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Were the bees mad 'cause
your story didn't have a point?
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I'm getting there.
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I'm a storyteller, Dan.
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Anyway, a man needs
a woman he can count on.
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And Aldo's mom, Marlene --
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she was there for me
after the accident.
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She taught me
how to read and write
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and play harmonica again.
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You're a lucky man.
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That must have been
before she went psychotic.
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No, that happened
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right after I slept
with her sister.
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Oh.
I told her --
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I told her
it was dark, and --
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and they're pretty much
the same height.
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She came at me
with the rake anyway.
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You never know what's gonna
set a woman off.
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But bottom line is,
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what you and I think...
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don't mean squat.
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Harris and Aldo are adults.
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You can't tell 'em
what to do.
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Aldo's not an adult, Dan.
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It's painful for me
to say this,
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'cause they never set
my jaw right...
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...but he...
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is a 38-year-old
man-baby
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who still likes to
jump up and down on the bed
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in the morning.
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He still watches
"Blue's Clues."
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He never fell off a --
a roof or nothin'.
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That's just the way he is.
256
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,369
Wait, I-I'm confused.
257
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,637
Harris isn't the problem.
258
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,306
You're saying Aldo isn't
mature enough for her.
259
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,675
That's exactly
what I'm saying.
260
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,978
You heard about
the first wife, right?
261
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,647
Only that she was
a drug addict.
262
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,315
Not at the beginning.
263
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,351
The woman had
a Master's degree.
264
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,520
When Aldo and those creepy kids
were done with her...
265
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,358
...she was smokin' rock
under a bridge
266
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,426
and talking to her foot.
267
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,732
If you give a crap
about your granddaughter...
268
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,803
...you gotta get her
out of this.
269
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,972
Wow.
270
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,541
Thanks, Jesse.
271
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,344
I know it must be hard
for a parent
272
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,646
to see their kid
the way they really are.
273
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,784
I'll talk to Harris.
274
00:11:56,817 --> 00:12:00,387
Good.
275
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,090
Um, can I siphon some gas
276
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,225
out of your lawnmower
to get home?
277
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,196
I'm sorry, man.
I don't have a lawnmower.
278
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,766
All right, uh, why don't you
just give me ten bucks
279
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,701
and we'll call it even?
280
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,103
How about this --
you give me 20
281
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,604
and I'll owe you 10.
282
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,906
Nice.
283
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,941
I'm gonna remember that one.
284
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:35,388
So, I just spent 45 minutes
on the phone with Laura
285
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,623
trying to convince her
286
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:40,660
that it is safe
to go on another date with me.
287
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,996
Why did you do that?
288
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,832
I was just trying
to show you
289
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,466
that I was cool
with you dating.
290
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,902
I'll tell her.
291
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,437
Hey, Siri?
292
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,272
Call Laura.
293
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,440
Calling Laura.
294
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,942
God, no!
295
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,119
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
296
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,322
I didn't expect
to see you with somebody.
297
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,624
And it caught me
a little off-guard,
298
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:15,195
and I went too far
in front of your new girlfriend.
299
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,531
Is she your new girlfriend?
300
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:23,103
Is that what that insanity
at the theater was all about?
301
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,673
Trying to figure out
how serious I am about Laura?
302
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,609
No, absolutely not.
303
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,679
But obviously, you're dying
to tell me, so go ahead.
304
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,050
We've only been
on three dates, okay?
305
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,287
So I don't know
where it's going.
306
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,689
Actually, two, 'cause she's not
letting me count last night
307
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,592
'cause of, you know,
the "tiny lunatic."
308
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,962
Sorry.
309
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,830
It's hard.
310
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,232
I know.
311
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,341
So?
312
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,476
Is she a nice person?
313
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,179
Yeah, I like her.
314
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,848
You know, she's easy
to be with.
315
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,352
Well, that must be
a nice change of pace, huh?
316
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,356
You know,
you go through stuff,
317
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,626
and you figure out
what you want.
318
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,097
I think I want easy.
319
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,853
Hey.
Hey.
320
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,922
Don't tell the kids
we went sledding.
321
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,224
Everything's more fun
without them.
322
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,425
Whew!
323
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,094
Dad pulled me
behind his truck!
324
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,296
Yeah, the exhaust
makes you giddy,
325
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,999
and the intersections
are a real rush.
326
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,734
Sounds like fun.
327
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,603
Ah, she's gonna ruin
our buzz.
328
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,972
I know it.
329
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,773
Let's get out quick.
330
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,108
It's too late.
331
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,476
She's seen us.
332
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:11,911
What's wrong?
333
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,947
Ben was just over here.
334
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,549
Ah, he come to read you
the riot act?
335
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,417
He said
he doesn't want to be
336
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,986
with someone like me
anymore.
337
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,654
Well, he -- he did
leave you some clues --
338
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,123
the breakup, uh,
339
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,893
his devastating rejection
of your proposal,
340
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,795
his moving on
with another woman.
341
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,264
I mean, individually,
it doesn't seem like much,
342
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,666
but when you put it
all together...
343
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,238
No, I know that.
344
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,574
I guess when I started
my spiritual journey,
345
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,943
on some level,
I thought when I was, like,
346
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,779
the new, improved Darlene,
I could get him back.
347
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,116
There's no reason
that can't happen.
348
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,018
Yeah, there is.
He wants easy.
349
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,119
I'm never gonna be that.
350
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,820
I'm always gonna be hard.
351
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,159
I freakin' told you
she'd kill our buzz!
352
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,228
Damn it!
353
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,297
So? I'm dying to know.
354
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,465
How'd it go
with Aldo's dad?
355
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,167
I'll tell you.
356
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,336
But watch the game with me.
Okay, but I'm starving.
357
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,703
I'm gonna grab a yogurt.
358
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,705
Uh, while you're in there,
could you grab some chips...
359
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,941
Mm-hmm.
...and decide
not to stay with Aldo
360
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,210
'cause you're too young for him
and he's too immature
361
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,312
and I don't want to see you
throw your life away?
362
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,114
Appreciate it.
363
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,283
What are you talking about?
364
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,385
I thought you were okay
with me and Aldo.
365
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,154
What happened yesterday?
366
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,790
Sorry -- I know we spent
a lot of time
367
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,959
detailing the Maserati,
but unfortunately,
368
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,162
we're not going
to race slot cars today.
369
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,465
'Cause I just found out
my dad convinced your grandpa
370
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,732
we shouldn't be together
371
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,934
when he should've
worked it out with me, Dad.
372
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,372
Hi, I'm Jesse.
373
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,640
And I'm Harris,
and I really don't appreciate
374
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,009
you butting into our lives!
375
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,212
I was attacked by bees.
376
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,780
You don't scare me.
377
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,585
Okay, I-I-I-I think
we all need to sit down
378
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,720
and have a respectful
conversation.
379
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,823
So everybody shut
your dumb old pie-holes
380
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,658
and listen to me!
381
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,927
First of all,
watch your mouth.
382
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,262
I'm not dumb.
383
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:13,366
Second of all, my hole
also enjoys cakes and donuts.
384
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,002
I-I'm sorry, sir.
385
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,904
My father should not have
come over here
386
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,107
and told you that
I'm some kinda loser
387
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,209
who's gonna screw up
Harris' life.
388
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,943
I'm looking at this
differently, son.
389
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,345
I just don't think
Harris is ready
390
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,614
to take on everything
you've got going on.
391
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,216
Can everyone stop
talking about me
392
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,851
like I'm not in the room and
making decisions about my life?
393
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,220
I can speak for myself.
394
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,088
Sure, but I just don't think
you ought to be playing mother
395
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,623
to three kids.
396
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,225
I only have two.
397
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,794
Oh.
398
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,062
Yeah.
399
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,234
How hard do you
really want to fight
400
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,702
when this is the prize?
401
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,271
I'll show you how hard.
402
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,206
I don't care
what any of you say.
403
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,574
I'm moving in
with Aldo and the boys,
404
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,109
and it's gonna be great.
405
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,610
That's right.
406
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,212
Harris is moving in
with me,
407
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,780
and it starts now.
408
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,250
And I don't need
anybody's approval!
409
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,118
How'd I do, baby?
You did great.
410
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,420
Yes!
Let's get the rest
of my stuff.
411
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,126
Well, Dan,
it looks like you and me
412
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,163
are probably gonna end up
being in-laws.
413
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,664
Yeah.
414
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,936
And now my boy's mad at me,
I don't have any place to stay.
415
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,341
And, uh, since we're
practically in-laws...
416
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,776
I hear you, Jesse.
417
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,778
And if I didn't like you
so damn much,
418
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,980
I wouldn't be offering you
this here beer
419
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,449
for your walking journey.
420
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,750
Gee, thanks.
421
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,786
One will get me
out to the porch,
422
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,455
two will get me
out of the yard.
423
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,856
See ya.
424
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,668
Oh, wow.
425
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,036
I thought it was kids
playing a joke,
426
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,137
'cause when I looked
through the peephole,
427
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,607
there was nobody there.
428
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,542
If you could jump up and down
next time,
429
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,944
then I'd know
the place isn't haunted.
430
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,546
I brought you something.
431
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,315
Oh!
432
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,149
That's nice.
Come on in.
433
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,387
Wow!
434
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,689
Very cute place.
Eh?
435
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,124
Uh-huh.
Thank you.
436
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,792
I mean, it's still
a work in progress, you know?
437
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,294
I'm still trying
to figure out
438
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,963
which wall to hang
my Smash Mouth poster on.
439
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,799
Oh, well, uh,
your closets have walls.
440
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,835
I'd go with one of those.
441
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,638
So, this whole visit's
for the plant?
442
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,206
And to say thank you.
443
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,974
Uh, you were honest
with me,
444
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,009
and it helped me
be honest with myself.
445
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,045
You've moved on,
you got your own place,
446
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,847
and I gotta do
the same thing.
447
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,382
Well, good for you.
448
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,884
And thanks for
the housewarming gift.
449
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,386
Oh. Yeah.
450
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,120
It's really more
of a goodbye gift.
451
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,324
Really?
452
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,925
Y-You know I work
with your dad
453
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,562
and spend a lot of time
with your kid.
454
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,096
I will be coming over
to the house,
455
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,731
so it's not really goodbye.
456
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,334
I mean, unless you're here
to kill me.
457
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,471
I don't think it's
the right move at this time.
458
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,408
It's not a physical goodbye.
459
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,310
It's an emotional one.
460
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,449
Right.
461
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,552
Well, I hope
everything works out.
462
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,188
And when you find a place,
I'm gonna come over
463
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,757
with a $4 plant I got
from the drugstore, too.
464
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,894
Oh, that's $2 more
than I spent.
465
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,297
I'm saving up
for a house here, so...
466
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,941
♪ I'm going up
467
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,910
♪ He's going up
468
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,244
♪ Going down
469
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,579
♪ He's going down
470
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:50,082
♪ Going up, down, down, up
471
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,219
♪ Any way
you want-a me to ♪
472
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,991
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
473
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,327
Oh, yeah.
474
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,066
♪ I'm going up, down,
Jackson Browne ♪
475
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,836
♪ Lost and found
476
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,270
♪ All around
477
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,505
♪ Downtown
478
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,941
♪ Liquor clown
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