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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:40,695 --> 00:00:42,421 - Come to me now. 4 00:00:42,421 --> 00:00:43,353 This is how it's going to happen. 5 00:00:52,914 --> 00:00:55,641 - Whoa, what was that? 6 00:00:55,641 --> 00:00:57,540 - What was what? 7 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,060 - Was that, was that an earthquake? 8 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,028 - Oh, come on, baby, you know you rock my world. 9 00:01:03,028 --> 00:01:05,858 - Oh, my God, I'm serious. 10 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,033 You could, you felt that too, right? 11 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:09,276 - Of course. 12 00:01:09,276 --> 00:01:10,553 I mean you know the earth shakes for me 13 00:01:10,553 --> 00:01:12,106 every time I kiss those lips of yours. 14 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:14,729 - Oh, my God, Billy, stop, stop. 15 00:01:14,729 --> 00:01:16,835 We could be in real danger here. 16 00:01:16,835 --> 00:01:18,078 - I'll say. 17 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,873 We got a real Krakatoa situation going on. 18 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:22,116 - Oh. - Yeah. 19 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,532 Could be a magnitude of 8.0 at the least. 20 00:01:24,532 --> 00:01:25,775 - Oh, eight, huh? 21 00:01:25,775 --> 00:01:27,846 - Uh-huh, a fault line devastator. 22 00:01:27,846 --> 00:01:28,881 - Oh, my God. 23 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:31,470 You're an idiot. - Uh-huh. 24 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:33,576 - You know what your brain ceases 25 00:01:33,576 --> 00:01:35,785 to operate when you get an erection. 26 00:01:35,785 --> 00:01:37,372 - Yeah, yeah. 27 00:01:37,372 --> 00:01:39,753 - And you just, you just don't pay attention 28 00:01:39,753 --> 00:01:41,377 to anything I say. 29 00:01:41,377 --> 00:01:42,447 - Yes. 30 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:11,752 Whoa, whoa. - What? 31 00:02:11,752 --> 00:02:12,925 - Did you feel that? 32 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,237 - What? 33 00:02:14,237 --> 00:02:15,135 - Jesus Christ. 34 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,308 - What, what? 35 00:02:16,308 --> 00:02:18,759 - Oh, my God. - What, what, what? 36 00:02:20,588 --> 00:02:21,417 Goddammit. 37 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:24,799 - Oh, you shoulda seen your face. 38 00:02:24,799 --> 00:02:27,250 Ah! 39 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:28,148 - You almost- - Ow. 40 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,114 - Gave me a heart attack you- 41 00:02:29,114 --> 00:02:29,804 - Ow. - Bastard. 42 00:02:29,804 --> 00:02:31,081 - What? 43 00:02:31,081 --> 00:02:32,531 - Don't do that. 44 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:34,361 - I'm sorry, I thought I felt another earthquake coming. 45 00:02:34,361 --> 00:02:35,707 - Oh, yeah, right. 46 00:02:35,707 --> 00:02:37,778 - Oh, I'm sorry that my over caution 47 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:41,437 to protect you is an inconvenience. 48 00:02:41,437 --> 00:02:42,817 - Don't make fun of me. 49 00:02:42,817 --> 00:02:43,956 - Oh. - No. 50 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:44,612 - Come on. - Uh-uh, I hate you. 51 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:45,475 - Come on. 52 00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:46,683 - No. - Just give in. 53 00:02:46,683 --> 00:02:47,512 - No, stay away from me you jerk. 54 00:02:47,512 --> 00:02:49,272 - Just kidding. 55 00:03:00,387 --> 00:03:02,423 - Okay, what was that? 56 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:05,530 - Okay, quit goofing off, it's time to get nasty. 57 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,842 - I'm, I'm serious. 58 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:08,843 - What? 59 00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:09,706 - What was that? 60 00:03:09,706 --> 00:03:11,329 - What was what? - Shh. 61 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:12,364 Listen. 62 00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:23,064 What the fuck is that? 63 00:03:23,064 --> 00:03:23,996 - Who knows. 64 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:24,721 It was an animal or something. 65 00:03:25,895 --> 00:03:27,345 - Go check. 66 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:28,725 - Go check for what? 67 00:03:29,899 --> 00:03:32,867 - I, I don't, maybe there's a bear. 68 00:03:32,867 --> 00:03:36,837 - Okay, and me checking on it is gonna do what? 69 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,149 - Take the knife. 70 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,188 Please. 71 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:46,018 Thank you. 72 00:03:49,159 --> 00:03:51,541 Hurry. - I'm doing it. 73 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:52,508 - God. 74 00:03:53,371 --> 00:03:54,855 - The things I do for love. 75 00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:56,236 - Babe, hurry up. 76 00:03:57,202 --> 00:03:58,030 Go, go, go. 77 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:01,379 Love you. 78 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,883 - Fucking ridiculous. 79 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:24,540 Fucking balls are freezing. 80 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:25,575 Jesus Christ. 81 00:04:29,579 --> 00:04:32,064 Fuck. 82 00:04:38,933 --> 00:04:40,072 There's nothing out here, sweetie. 83 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:41,798 Can I come inside now? 84 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:43,558 I really wanna fuck you. 85 00:04:45,561 --> 00:04:46,424 - Billy! 86 00:04:46,424 --> 00:04:48,564 No, no! 87 00:04:48,564 --> 00:04:49,427 Help! 88 00:04:49,427 --> 00:04:50,255 No! 89 00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:52,947 No! 90 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:57,504 - Th-th-that's all folks. 91 00:04:57,504 --> 00:04:58,298 - No! 92 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,576 No! 93 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:02,267 Somebody help me! 94 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:03,095 Help! 95 00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:09,930 Help, help! 96 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,483 Somebody help me! 97 00:05:11,483 --> 00:05:12,622 Help! 98 00:05:12,622 --> 00:05:14,175 No, no, no, no, please, please, 99 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:15,591 please stay away from me. 100 00:05:31,503 --> 00:05:32,332 Help! 101 00:05:54,526 --> 00:05:55,838 - What the fuck? 102 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,135 - Oh, my God, it's been a whole three fucking days. 103 00:08:01,135 --> 00:08:01,998 I missed you. 104 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:05,588 Uh, I am dying for caffeine. 105 00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:07,141 Holy shit, I'm so hungover. 106 00:08:07,141 --> 00:08:09,316 - What'd you get into last night? 107 00:08:09,316 --> 00:08:10,490 - Buzz and I hit the Crystalline 108 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,974 for some dancing and drinking. 109 00:08:11,974 --> 00:08:13,216 Nothing to cray, but I- - Yeah, right. 110 00:08:13,216 --> 00:08:16,634 - Didn't fucking eat anything as per usu. 111 00:08:16,634 --> 00:08:19,119 - Oh, no. - I know, I know, I know. 112 00:08:19,119 --> 00:08:20,810 Come on, the guys are already loading up the car, 113 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:22,018 and are about to head over to pick us up. 114 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:24,055 And I'm like dying for a caramel macchiato. 115 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:25,608 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 116 00:08:35,825 --> 00:08:36,999 - There was additional word from NASA this morning 117 00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:38,621 concerning the astroid that collided 118 00:08:38,621 --> 00:08:41,244 with Earth just 12 hours ago. 119 00:08:41,244 --> 00:08:43,143 Radio telemetry from the seismometers 120 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:44,834 planted at the base of Mt. St. Helens 121 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:47,354 had indeed recorded the shock of the impact 122 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:50,219 as a 2.2 on the Richter scale. 123 00:08:50,219 --> 00:08:52,359 Now this object that fell- - Oh, shit, dude, 124 00:08:52,359 --> 00:08:54,499 I didn't realize there was a meteor shower last night, damn. 125 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:56,363 - Small as far as these things go. 126 00:08:56,363 --> 00:08:57,813 About eight meters across, 127 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:59,884 which is much bigger than your average bus. 128 00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:03,991 - What the fuck are my tax dollars paying for anyway? 129 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:05,199 - What the fuck do tax dollars 130 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:07,339 have to do with the meteor shower? 131 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,825 - Whatever, time to get high. 132 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:11,861 - Sounds good to me. 133 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,347 God, dude, I've been waiting for this weekend 134 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,040 for literally weeks at this point. 135 00:09:19,144 --> 00:09:21,146 Jesus, this will be nice. 136 00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:26,048 - Oh, shit. 137 00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:27,325 There you go, dude. - Hand this. 138 00:09:27,325 --> 00:09:29,534 - Okay, so checklist. 139 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,054 First the essentials. 140 00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:37,473 So what do we got? 141 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:42,409 We got the half ounce of the, the Northern Lights. 142 00:09:42,409 --> 00:09:47,069 Um, we got the, uh, couple, couple pre rollie ollies 143 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,726 of that Space Dust swag. 144 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:50,451 That is good shit by the way. 145 00:09:50,451 --> 00:09:52,419 Some of those sour gummy edibles. 146 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:55,249 A 10 pack, which actually is now a nine pack. 147 00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:57,458 We got the Grey Paw for the ladies. 148 00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:59,426 We got half G of the Skull. 149 00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:01,221 Half G of Jager. 150 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,567 A pint of the Rebel Yell, 151 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:05,466 and uh, ja, ja, ja, ja, 152 00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:09,712 oh, uh, some of that nasty ass Duck wine 153 00:10:09,712 --> 00:10:11,334 that Cassie requested. 154 00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:13,302 - Right, the, um, Wandering Duck. 155 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:14,786 It's, it's all right. 156 00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:18,997 - Uh, dude, no, that shit taste like it was made by a clown. 157 00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:20,447 Now for the non-essentials. 158 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:27,488 - Right, so sleeping bags. 159 00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:29,801 Uh, we've got the flashlights. 160 00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:33,115 We've got first aid kits or a first aid kit. 161 00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:34,806 And then let's see I got my walking stick. 162 00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,049 Don't wanna forget about that. 163 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:37,015 Some sunscreen. 164 00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:38,672 Playing cards for entertainment. 165 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,674 Maybe some dominoes in there as well. 166 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,572 Yep, definitely have the dominoes. 167 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:44,851 Uh, hotdogs and burgers are in the cooler. 168 00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:47,508 And then I also got some stuff for, uh, for some smores, 169 00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:49,476 'cause it's just not a camping trip without it, 170 00:10:49,476 --> 00:10:51,616 so I think that about does it. 171 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,653 - Dope, man. 172 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,275 Models of modern efficiency. 173 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,448 - Hell yeah. 174 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:58,105 I can't wait. 175 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,627 - Okay, caramel macchiato 176 00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:04,525 with a chocolate drizzle. 177 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:06,631 Pike's dark roast, no cream, no sugar. 178 00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:07,805 - Thank you. 179 00:11:07,805 --> 00:11:09,496 - Can I get you guys anything else? 180 00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:10,980 - No. 181 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:11,878 - I think we're good. 182 00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:12,844 Thanks. - Absolutely. 183 00:11:12,844 --> 00:11:14,535 You two enjoy. - Thank you. 184 00:11:14,535 --> 00:11:18,436 - I cannot stand that fake ass chipper attitude. 185 00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:19,989 Anyway how are you? 186 00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:21,646 How are things going with Yuri? 187 00:11:26,824 --> 00:11:27,859 - Things are good. 188 00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:30,206 - Yeah? - Yeah. 189 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:31,725 - See what'd I tell you? 190 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,728 Not all of Buzz's friends are dumb cooze hounds, 191 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,454 just most of them. 192 00:11:38,007 --> 00:11:40,458 - I know, I know, you were right. 193 00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,184 Thanks, girl. 194 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:42,978 - Yeah. 195 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,671 Thank you. 196 00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:51,711 - So you and Cassie? 197 00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:53,885 - Yeah, what about it? 198 00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:56,336 - She's like your main chick now, huh? 199 00:11:56,336 --> 00:11:58,165 - Uh, yeah. 200 00:11:58,165 --> 00:11:59,822 Yeah, I guess so. 201 00:11:59,822 --> 00:12:01,168 - That's dope, man, I dig it. 202 00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:02,963 - Yeah. 203 00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:06,001 - I guess not all of Starr's friends 204 00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:08,037 are catty gossip queens. 205 00:12:08,037 --> 00:12:10,591 - No, man, she's, uh, she's really cool. 206 00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:11,661 I, I like her a lot. 207 00:12:12,662 --> 00:12:14,078 - Did you fuck her yet? 208 00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:17,081 - Bro, dude, she is super fucking hot come on. 209 00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:19,014 - But did you fuck her yet? 210 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:21,706 - Dude, she's practically screaming for me. 211 00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:23,846 - Ah, you didn't fuck her yet. 212 00:12:23,846 --> 00:12:25,883 - Girl, seriously, haven't you been seeing him 213 00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:26,711 for like a month? 214 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,713 - Almost two. 215 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:29,956 - Fuck, Cass. 216 00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:31,889 I deprive Buzz for more than 36 hours 217 00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:33,580 and he starts freaking out, 218 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:36,272 I'm gonna break up with him or some shit. 219 00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:37,273 Uh. 220 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:38,481 - Uh, no. 221 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:40,690 Yeah, we've been taking it really slow. 222 00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:42,727 He's been really sweet about it actually. 223 00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:45,523 Really. 224 00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:48,422 - So do you think this weekend? 225 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:49,907 - I don't wanna rush it you know? 226 00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:52,254 Like I, believe it or not trying not to fuck this one up. 227 00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:53,876 - How are you gonna fuck this up? 228 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:55,429 She's clearly into you. 229 00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:58,122 She's stuck around this long didn't she? 230 00:12:58,122 --> 00:12:59,502 - I guess you have a point. 231 00:12:59,502 --> 00:13:04,404 - Bro, listen up, she is one of Starr's friends, 232 00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:08,477 she's hungry for it, man. 233 00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:09,789 Give her a slice. 234 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,583 - Before he finds someone who will girl, 235 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,102 'cause you know they always do. 236 00:13:13,102 --> 00:13:13,896 Fucking men. 237 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:20,075 - Yeah, maybe. 238 00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:21,110 Maybe. 239 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,595 Um, I guess we'll have to see. 240 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,289 - Oh, shit we gotta go. 241 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:29,912 The guys will be there to pick us up like really soon. 242 00:13:29,912 --> 00:13:30,810 - I'll follow you. 243 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,294 - Yeah, hurry up that bit. 244 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:39,128 - Ah, man, how did we get so dry so fast? 245 00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:40,026 - Yeah, we fucked that up. 246 00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:41,959 - Oh, man. - Jesus Christ. 247 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:43,443 - Hello, welcome to Jane. 248 00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:44,754 How may I help you today? 249 00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:46,964 - Well, that depends, sweet cheeks. 250 00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:48,172 What do you recommend? 251 00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:50,450 - Mm, Blue Dream. 252 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:51,831 - Blue Dream? 253 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,797 Good choice. 254 00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:53,625 I bet your everybody's dream. 255 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:54,972 - Ooh, I sure am. 256 00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:56,214 Would you like some? 257 00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:57,215 - I would love some. 258 00:13:57,215 --> 00:13:58,699 What do you think Blue Dream? 259 00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,011 - I second that. 260 00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:01,530 - Oh, that's what we'll go with. 261 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:02,772 - Perfect, I'll get that for you. 262 00:14:02,772 --> 00:14:03,601 - Excellent. 263 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,157 Oh, 11:00. 264 00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:10,850 Ah, fuck it, Starr's never ready on time for anything. 265 00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:13,024 - Come on, Buzzy. 266 00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:14,370 Fuck, pick up. 267 00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:17,995 - They're probably driving. 268 00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:21,377 - Yeah, well, fucking God, you know what? 269 00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:23,000 This time it's not my fault. 270 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,173 Not my fault this time. 271 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,144 - Hey, here we go. 272 00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:29,972 Ay. 273 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:34,011 - Stella! 274 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,323 - About fucking time. - Nice. 275 00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:38,153 - What's up? 276 00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:43,330 - Oh, is that Yuri's sister? 277 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,193 - Larissa, yeah. 278 00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,746 You haven't met her yet? 279 00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:48,404 - No, not yet, but, uh, Yuri's parents 280 00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:49,681 were saying something about getting her 281 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,062 out of the house more. 282 00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:52,374 - So we gotta babysit 283 00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:54,755 just so her parents can get laid, great. 284 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:56,757 - What? 285 00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:57,689 Who's getting laid? 286 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,518 - Not you. 287 00:14:59,381 --> 00:15:00,209 - What? 288 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:01,728 What did I do? 289 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:02,522 - Do you have any idea how long we've been waiting? 290 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,386 - What 15 minutes? 291 00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:07,044 Plus Yuri was the one driving. 292 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:08,217 - Whatever. 293 00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:09,563 You smell like you bathed in bong water. 294 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,396 - Hey. - Hey, babe. 295 00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:15,224 - Hi. 296 00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:17,744 - How are you doing? 297 00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:18,572 - I'm good. 298 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:19,539 How you doing? 299 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:20,781 - Doing well. - Good. 300 00:15:20,781 --> 00:15:21,575 - You look really pretty today. 301 00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:22,611 - Thank you. 302 00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:24,544 - I'll grab these bags. 303 00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:26,477 That. 304 00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:27,788 - Hey, guys, come on, let's go. 305 00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:29,549 Andale, por favor. 306 00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:38,523 - Hey, Larissa, right? 307 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:41,975 - You must be Cassiopeia. 308 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,736 - Yeah, yeah, Cassie for short. 309 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,911 Um, yeah, it's nice to finally meet you. 310 00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:47,774 - Likewise. 311 00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:06,714 - We can go swimming. 312 00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:07,957 - Yeah. 313 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,234 - I, I didn't bring my trunks, 314 00:17:09,234 --> 00:17:11,271 but we can always skinny dip. 315 00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:13,549 - Yeah, I'm down for it, sure. 316 00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:14,377 - Cool. 317 00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:16,965 Well, let's go. 318 00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:18,209 Well, you know I used- - Let's just 319 00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,624 head to the river. 320 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:20,660 - Well, yeah. 321 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,420 I used to be a little skinnier, 322 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,526 but I gained about 50 pounds 323 00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:27,011 so I think this time I'll be chunky dunking. 324 00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:29,669 - Maybe it will help you float. 325 00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:31,015 - Oh, it will. 326 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,603 Oh, it's like that old movie. 327 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:35,157 They all float if they got the belly. 328 00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:38,436 - Yeah, I don't think that's the movie 329 00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:39,713 that you're talking about, but. 330 00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:42,889 - But, but wasn't that like that, 331 00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,201 that movie called "That"? 332 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,512 - No, it's called, "It". 333 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:47,204 - "It". - It is. 334 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,170 - "It Is"? 335 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,758 I've never seen it "It Is". 336 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,534 - How much longer? 337 00:18:08,811 --> 00:18:11,676 - Uh, that was mile marker 43 back there, 338 00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,713 so like 15-ish. 339 00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:14,541 - Minutes? 340 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:15,542 - No, seconds. 341 00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:23,240 - So what you reading there, Larissa? 342 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,275 - "Dracula". 343 00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:26,760 - "Dracula" like the movie? 344 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:30,039 - It was a novel first. 345 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:32,214 Bram Stoker. 346 00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,285 It's a classic. 347 00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:37,806 - Oh, oh, that's cool. 348 00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:41,120 Um, uh, what do you think? 349 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,261 - It's great. 350 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:47,747 - Uh, could never read in the car. 351 00:18:47,747 --> 00:18:49,300 It makes me sick. 352 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,061 - Reading in general makes you sick. 353 00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,479 - What is your fucking problem? 354 00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:56,790 - What? 355 00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,240 Come on, babe. - You're always teasing me. 356 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,450 - Well, I'm so sorry. 357 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,244 - Shh. 358 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,768 - I got just the thing for this, dude. 359 00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:10,701 Dude, the spliff. 360 00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:11,633 - Good. - Light it up, man. 361 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:12,841 - Good thinking. 362 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:13,842 - There we go. 363 00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:15,119 - All right. - All right. 364 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:18,605 - Yeah, finally let's get this shit started. 365 00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:19,779 Get high. - Let's get fucking 366 00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:24,439 wasted motherfuckers. 367 00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:25,681 - Fucking A. 368 00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:27,373 - Fucking A right. 369 00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:28,201 There you go. 370 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,098 - Thank you, sir. 371 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,170 - De nada. 372 00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:44,528 - It's good shit, it's good shit. 373 00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:47,876 - Hurry up! 374 00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:48,704 Fuck. 375 00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:50,189 - There you go, babe. 376 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,363 - Yeah, we're gonna get stoned before we hike though. 377 00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:55,159 - Yeah, a little buzzy buzz for the road never hurt anybody. 378 00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:57,817 - It's the only way I can enjoy nature to the fullest. 379 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:03,823 - Shit. 380 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,377 Oh, babe, are you okay? 381 00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:08,345 - Yeah, I'm good. 382 00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,485 - Oh, fuck. - Yeah, thanks. 383 00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:11,348 Larissa. 384 00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:12,728 - No, thanks. 385 00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:14,799 - Oh, come on, loosen up a little bit. 386 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,560 - No, thank you. 387 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,182 - Larissa, really it's not that strong. 388 00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:19,148 You're fine. 389 00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:20,495 - I don't want to. 390 00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:25,603 - Uh, yeah, that's, that's fine. 391 00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:26,501 Yeah, that's cool. 392 00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:27,847 Here. 393 00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:29,020 - Gracias. - Yeah. 394 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,093 I don't usually smoke that much anyway. 395 00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:35,682 Not since high school. 396 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:40,342 - Oh, rude much. 397 00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:42,689 - Yee-haw. 398 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:48,971 - There have been additional updates 399 00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:50,904 regarding the meteorite 247 collision 400 00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:53,528 that occurred in the early hours of the morning. 401 00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,081 It is being said to have been 402 00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:57,808 the largest space rock to hit the Earth in modern record. 403 00:20:57,808 --> 00:20:59,223 When a meteorite unknowingly 404 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:01,260 entered into the Earth's atmosphere 405 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,918 breaking apart somewhere above the Cascade Mountain range. 406 00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:08,232 The impact registered nearly a 3.0 on the Richter scale. 407 00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:10,614 State authorities today give thanks 408 00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:13,617 that it hadn't fallen through a large populated area. 409 00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:16,102 An expedition team headed by top geologists 410 00:21:16,102 --> 00:21:17,966 from the University of Washington 411 00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:20,209 will be dispatched to recover the fallen star 412 00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:21,901 as early as next week. 413 00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:24,938 Pinpointing the exact location of the crash site 414 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:27,596 may prove to be harder than it would be otherwise 415 00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:29,218 if the meteorite hadn't fallen 416 00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:30,806 into such a dense wooded. 417 00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:38,055 - Ooh, Buzz, let me get one. 418 00:21:38,055 --> 00:21:39,056 - All right. 419 00:21:39,056 --> 00:21:40,264 - Thank you. - Uh- huh. 420 00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:43,440 - Hot girl, start early like a badass. 421 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,924 - Yeah, you know vacation right. 422 00:21:44,924 --> 00:21:47,271 - All right, everybody just about there. 423 00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:48,928 - Ah, finally. 424 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:51,620 - What do you folks say to one more spliffy iffy 425 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:52,725 to christen the journey? 426 00:21:52,725 --> 00:21:53,795 - I say yes. 427 00:21:53,795 --> 00:21:54,796 - Yeah. - Yeah. 428 00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:56,107 - I might be asleep by the time 429 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,799 we get halfway up the mountain. 430 00:21:57,799 --> 00:21:59,490 - Oh. - Oh, well, 431 00:21:59,490 --> 00:22:01,837 I got just the perfect pick me up for that. 432 00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:03,977 - What do you got, boy? 433 00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:05,324 - This is what I got. 434 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,808 - Hey. - Oh, fuck. 435 00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:10,536 - Shit, babe, you had a eight ball this entire time. 436 00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:13,918 - Hey, baby, I'm a man of many mysteries. 437 00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:15,472 - Yes. 438 00:22:15,472 --> 00:22:17,025 - Dude, we're fucking sprinting up the mountain now. 439 00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:19,786 - Oh, you bet your fucking ass. 440 00:22:19,786 --> 00:22:20,615 - Whoo! 441 00:24:07,825 --> 00:24:09,965 There's just so many of 'em, I don't know what to get. 442 00:24:17,317 --> 00:24:18,249 Whoo. - Ugh. 443 00:24:19,768 --> 00:24:21,839 Oh, I need to wake up. 444 00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:22,806 - Bullshit. 445 00:24:22,806 --> 00:24:24,601 You sure you don't want some? 446 00:24:24,601 --> 00:24:25,774 - Oh, yeah. 447 00:24:25,774 --> 00:24:27,742 - Nah, I'm, I'm good. 448 00:24:27,742 --> 00:24:28,570 Thank you. 449 00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:29,778 - Suit yourself. 450 00:24:29,778 --> 00:24:31,400 - Wait, have you ever done a line? 451 00:24:32,816 --> 00:24:36,992 - Um, not since I, uh, party with Patrick Bateman, no. 452 00:24:38,753 --> 00:24:39,581 - Who? 453 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,273 - It was a joke. 454 00:24:43,412 --> 00:24:45,932 - Oh, "American Psycho", great movie. 455 00:24:45,932 --> 00:24:47,313 - The book was better. 456 00:24:48,452 --> 00:24:50,454 - All right, y'all, let's head out. 457 00:24:51,628 --> 00:24:53,630 We can take shifts carrying the cooler. 458 00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:56,425 And Buzz, since you're on that superhuman shit 459 00:24:56,425 --> 00:24:57,634 you can take the first shift. 460 00:24:57,634 --> 00:24:59,325 - No fucking sweat. 461 00:24:59,325 --> 00:25:00,844 - Wait, how far is it? 462 00:25:00,844 --> 00:25:02,466 - Uh, like a mile and a quarter. 463 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:08,299 - Well, my workout app says that I walk 1.3 miles an hour, 464 00:25:09,024 --> 00:25:11,682 so like 15 minutes-ish. 465 00:25:11,682 --> 00:25:13,339 - That's on a flat surface. 466 00:25:13,339 --> 00:25:15,168 We'll be hiking up an incline. 467 00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:18,827 - But my phone says I walk four miles an hour. 468 00:25:18,827 --> 00:25:21,623 - Yeah, but not up hill. 469 00:25:21,623 --> 00:25:23,694 The altitude and the incline 470 00:25:23,694 --> 00:25:26,179 will reduce that by at least half 471 00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:27,664 and that's not even factoring 472 00:25:27,664 --> 00:25:29,631 in all the dope you just smoked. 473 00:25:31,253 --> 00:25:33,324 - Say like 30 maybe 40 minutes. 474 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,843 - OMG. 475 00:25:34,843 --> 00:25:36,327 I just wanna party. 476 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,295 - Relax, baby. 477 00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:39,572 Look, why don't you have a beer. 478 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:40,642 It'll make you feel better. 479 00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:42,126 - Okay. 480 00:25:42,126 --> 00:25:43,265 Thank you. 481 00:25:43,265 --> 00:25:44,508 - Let's get a fucking move on guys. 482 00:25:44,508 --> 00:25:45,889 Come on, let's go. 483 00:26:39,045 --> 00:26:39,874 - Hey. 484 00:26:44,292 --> 00:26:45,120 Ow. 485 00:26:50,919 --> 00:26:51,748 Ow! 486 00:27:45,008 --> 00:27:46,354 Oh, shit! 487 00:28:57,908 --> 00:29:00,255 - Look at that shit. 488 00:29:00,255 --> 00:29:02,361 - You know what's with you and that stick? 489 00:29:04,018 --> 00:29:05,191 - What you don't know? 490 00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:06,192 - Know what? 491 00:29:07,676 --> 00:29:09,886 - Oh, shit, dude, you haven't told her. 492 00:29:09,886 --> 00:29:11,404 - No. 493 00:29:11,404 --> 00:29:13,234 - Seriously, you always get sympathy with that story. 494 00:29:14,373 --> 00:29:16,444 - Whoa, what story? 495 00:29:16,444 --> 00:29:17,859 - Yuri almost died. 496 00:29:19,067 --> 00:29:19,999 - What? 497 00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:24,417 - And that Gandalf cane of his saved his life. 498 00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:27,075 - What? 499 00:29:27,075 --> 00:29:28,249 What happened? 500 00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:30,941 - So, uh, a few years ago I, um, 501 00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:32,736 I joined this hiking club, 502 00:29:32,736 --> 00:29:34,911 and we went on trips all over. 503 00:29:34,911 --> 00:29:37,534 Mostly around the Cascades in Oregon and Washington. 504 00:29:38,984 --> 00:29:42,125 And, uh, one day about the, uh, the middle of the spring 505 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,506 we decided to go and hike up Mount Rainier. 506 00:29:44,506 --> 00:29:46,474 Now probably not the best time weather wise 507 00:29:46,474 --> 00:29:49,166 to go summiting a mountain over 10,000 feet. 508 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,513 But we were going for it. 509 00:29:51,513 --> 00:29:54,931 And um, about halfway through the day 510 00:29:54,931 --> 00:29:57,761 this huge storm cloud just rolls in 511 00:29:57,761 --> 00:30:00,005 over the entire side of the mountain we're on. 512 00:30:00,005 --> 00:30:02,007 And it looked like that video game "Silent Hill". 513 00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:03,767 I mean I shit you not you could not see 514 00:30:03,767 --> 00:30:06,356 more than a foot in front of your face. 515 00:30:06,356 --> 00:30:08,772 And I started hearing this buzzing sound 516 00:30:08,772 --> 00:30:09,946 coming from the side of my head, 517 00:30:09,946 --> 00:30:11,464 so I had thought it was a bee. 518 00:30:11,464 --> 00:30:13,328 So I took my hat off and start swatting 519 00:30:13,328 --> 00:30:14,743 at what I assumed was a bee. 520 00:30:16,435 --> 00:30:18,299 But that I realized that's not what it was at all. 521 00:30:18,299 --> 00:30:20,128 It was the metal grommet in my hat 522 00:30:20,128 --> 00:30:23,649 reacting to the static electricity in the storm cloud. 523 00:30:23,649 --> 00:30:25,444 Betsy, one of the other hikers with us, 524 00:30:25,444 --> 00:30:27,687 she had these metal ski poles, 525 00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:29,172 they started buzzing as well. 526 00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:30,483 And it was at that time we realized 527 00:30:30,483 --> 00:30:32,796 we had to get the hell out of there. 528 00:30:32,796 --> 00:30:35,488 - Dude, you got struck by lightning. 529 00:30:35,488 --> 00:30:39,458 - No, no, I just, I got lost. 530 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:40,700 We all started hustling 531 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,185 to get down and out of that mountain, 532 00:30:42,185 --> 00:30:43,738 and I wasn't really paying attention to where I was going. 533 00:30:43,738 --> 00:30:45,947 I mean I couldn't fucking see anything. 534 00:30:45,947 --> 00:30:49,399 And um, yeah, after a while I realized 535 00:30:49,399 --> 00:30:52,643 I was just deep in the forest by myself 536 00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:53,990 way off the trail. 537 00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:57,821 And the sun was going down, I was alone. 538 00:31:00,065 --> 00:31:01,169 - Jesus. 539 00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,101 That's, uh. 540 00:31:03,309 --> 00:31:04,655 - Yeah, I really started to freak, 541 00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:08,176 which is, um, not what you're supposed to do. 542 00:31:08,176 --> 00:31:10,489 Started leaving behind pieces of my gear as a marker 543 00:31:10,489 --> 00:31:12,663 that I had been there or something. 544 00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:15,666 It was dumb, but I mean I was getting desperate. 545 00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,945 Something like 50 hours I had been just wandering 546 00:31:17,945 --> 00:31:20,499 in the complete opposite direction of the campsite. 547 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:24,330 And, uh, when the search helicopter found me 548 00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:25,538 they said, "The only reason they did 549 00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:26,919 was because of this stick right here." 550 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:29,232 I was waving my t-shirt around on it. 551 00:31:29,232 --> 00:31:30,440 Only reason they found me, 552 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,063 so now I never leave home without it. 553 00:31:34,409 --> 00:31:36,204 - Such a harrowing tale. 554 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:39,863 - Yeah, you're like the guy who cut his arm off. 555 00:31:39,863 --> 00:31:41,037 - Uh, Aron Ralston. 556 00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:44,557 - Oh, for real, now that you know the damn story 557 00:31:44,557 --> 00:31:46,249 he's gonna compare it to everything. 558 00:31:46,249 --> 00:31:48,699 Last year he had food poisoning, 559 00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:49,700 and I'm telling you right now 560 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,082 he would not shut the fuck up 561 00:31:52,082 --> 00:31:54,464 about his tenacious will to survive. 562 00:31:55,844 --> 00:31:57,363 - Yeah, Yuri, I have reservations 563 00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:59,503 about you being the one leading us. 564 00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,230 - I got this, dude. 565 00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:06,200 - Ah, baby, I can't believe you haven't told me that story. 566 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,201 - Yeah, well, according to these assholes 567 00:32:07,201 --> 00:32:09,030 I talk about it too much so. 568 00:32:10,238 --> 00:32:11,757 Yeah, fuck you too, guys. 569 00:32:11,757 --> 00:32:13,586 All right, y'all ready to head out or what? 570 00:32:13,586 --> 00:32:14,415 - Yes! 571 00:33:21,689 --> 00:33:24,278 - So I swear I'm not being a dick, bro, 572 00:33:24,278 --> 00:33:25,865 but are you sure you know where we're going? 573 00:33:25,865 --> 00:33:27,384 It's been about an hour now. 574 00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:28,799 - We're on the trail. 575 00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:29,628 We're fine. 576 00:33:29,628 --> 00:33:30,698 - No kidding. 577 00:33:30,698 --> 00:33:32,803 I thought this was Park Avenue. 578 00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:34,150 - We're almost there, okay? 579 00:33:37,187 --> 00:33:38,706 Have a beer it'll make you feel better. 580 00:33:42,503 --> 00:33:43,987 - Yeah, I'd like some fucking Gray Paw. 581 00:33:48,474 --> 00:33:49,682 - It's funny. 582 00:33:49,682 --> 00:33:51,029 - No, it's not funny. 583 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,479 - Yes, it is, it's hilarious. - Fuck you, buddy. 584 00:33:54,342 --> 00:33:55,412 - Oh! - What the fuck? 585 00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:56,379 - Holy shit. 586 00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:57,828 - Greetings fellow hikers. 587 00:33:57,828 --> 00:34:00,279 - Uh, fuck. 588 00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:01,832 Hey. 589 00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:03,593 - Uh, sorry if we spooked ya. 590 00:34:03,593 --> 00:34:05,526 We just heard some talking and came down 591 00:34:05,526 --> 00:34:07,838 to ask if that was your campsite up there. 592 00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:08,667 - Campsite? 593 00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:09,495 - No. 594 00:34:09,495 --> 00:34:11,324 - No, no. 595 00:34:11,324 --> 00:34:14,052 - Yeah, somebody vandalized it or something. 596 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,364 Uh, we waiting around for the owners to come back 597 00:34:16,364 --> 00:34:18,366 but they never showed up. 598 00:34:18,366 --> 00:34:21,369 - You didn't happen to pass you on your way up did ya? 599 00:34:21,369 --> 00:34:23,889 - Um, nah, we didn't see anybody. 600 00:34:25,373 --> 00:34:28,445 - Okay, well, I think we better, uh, get going. 601 00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:31,103 - Y'all said it was just up, uh, up that way, right? 602 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:32,449 - Yeah. 603 00:34:32,449 --> 00:34:35,452 - Can y'all show me? - Yeah, sure. 604 00:34:35,452 --> 00:34:36,902 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 605 00:34:36,902 --> 00:34:39,629 Maybe splitting off the trail isn't the smartest idea. 606 00:34:39,629 --> 00:34:42,217 - Y'all stay here, I'll be right back. 607 00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:44,875 - Uh, I'll, I'll go with you. 608 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,187 - All right. - Yeah. 609 00:34:47,568 --> 00:34:49,052 - Be sure to drop some breadcrumbs 610 00:34:49,052 --> 00:34:50,364 so you don't lose your way. 611 00:34:54,264 --> 00:34:55,438 - All right, where's this at? 612 00:34:55,438 --> 00:34:57,578 - It's just over here, uh. 613 00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:05,965 Uh, uh, the campsite's just up around here. 614 00:35:14,802 --> 00:35:16,562 - Oh, wow. 615 00:35:16,562 --> 00:35:18,288 - I know right? 616 00:35:18,288 --> 00:35:19,565 Maybe it's abandoned. 617 00:35:20,739 --> 00:35:22,258 A homeless camp or something. - Jesus. 618 00:35:22,258 --> 00:35:23,880 And it looks torn apart. 619 00:35:27,263 --> 00:35:29,196 The critters must have had a field day. 620 00:35:37,445 --> 00:35:39,930 I just hope whoever this belongs to is all right. 621 00:35:41,311 --> 00:35:43,934 - Could it have been a bear attack? 622 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:46,282 - Nah, there aren't really any bears out here. 623 00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:48,525 - Plus there isn't any blood or anything. 624 00:35:48,525 --> 00:35:51,252 I mean the entire place looks pretty clean. 625 00:35:51,252 --> 00:35:53,668 I don't think anyone was hurt. 626 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:57,396 - Yeah, I'm more worried someone got lost. 627 00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:17,692 - What's good? 628 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,868 - Ah, just an abandoned campsite. 629 00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:23,526 - Yeah. 630 00:36:23,526 --> 00:36:25,907 - Well, hey, we're staying at cabin just up the trail head. 631 00:36:25,907 --> 00:36:28,047 We'll keep our eyes out for any hikers. 632 00:36:28,047 --> 00:36:31,154 - Okay, well, we better get going 633 00:36:31,154 --> 00:36:32,397 before it gets too late. 634 00:36:32,397 --> 00:36:35,123 Uh, it was really nice meeting y'all. 635 00:36:36,124 --> 00:36:36,987 - You too. - You too. 636 00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,196 - Good luck. 637 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,127 Have fun. 638 00:36:39,127 --> 00:36:40,336 - Thanks. 639 00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:42,027 You too. - All right, y'all ready? 640 00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:44,512 - I've been ready. 641 00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:45,513 I need to get out of these shoes 642 00:36:45,513 --> 00:36:47,515 and make a drink like yesterday. 643 00:36:47,515 --> 00:36:49,379 - Fucking finally. - I hear that. 644 00:36:51,174 --> 00:36:55,213 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. 645 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,041 Yeah. 646 00:37:00,839 --> 00:37:02,599 - A dating app or? 647 00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:03,531 - Oh, yeah, you're like 648 00:37:03,531 --> 00:37:05,395 my fifth person this week so. 649 00:37:05,395 --> 00:37:08,191 - Oh, wow. 650 00:37:08,191 --> 00:37:11,746 I've never done it before so, uh. 651 00:37:11,746 --> 00:37:12,678 - Don't worry it's not- - I hope I'm a good one. 652 00:37:12,678 --> 00:37:14,266 - It's fine. - Oh. 653 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,440 - You're good, you're fine, don't worry, but- 654 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,751 - This- - We won't be making out 655 00:37:16,751 --> 00:37:18,063 later, so- - But- 656 00:37:18,063 --> 00:37:19,927 - I wanna tell you that now. 657 00:37:19,927 --> 00:37:22,861 - But, well, I mean I've never kissed 658 00:37:22,861 --> 00:37:24,207 a girl before so. 659 00:37:25,622 --> 00:37:27,728 - Hey, look, I, I have to go use the restroom, 660 00:37:27,728 --> 00:37:28,936 so, I'll, I'll be back. 661 00:37:28,936 --> 00:37:32,733 Uh, can you hold this cellphone pack? 662 00:37:32,733 --> 00:37:34,424 - It's so beautiful out here. 663 00:37:40,741 --> 00:37:41,569 Ooh. 664 00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:43,640 Ooh. 665 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,436 Hey, uh, hold up, hon. 666 00:37:46,436 --> 00:37:48,058 I gotta take a quick wee-wee. 667 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:51,234 Be right back my love. 668 00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,718 - All right, I'll be here. 669 00:37:54,962 --> 00:37:55,790 Waiting. 670 00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:07,457 - Ah, oh, I gotta pee. 671 00:38:07,457 --> 00:38:10,322 Oh, oh, pee pee time. 672 00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:12,566 Oh, oh, oh. 673 00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:17,674 Sweet baby. 674 00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:22,645 Oh, yeah, sweet baby. 675 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:30,618 Oh, no! 676 00:38:34,795 --> 00:38:35,623 Oh, no! 677 00:38:58,439 --> 00:38:59,267 - Ryan? 678 00:39:01,787 --> 00:39:02,616 Ryan! 679 00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:09,761 Ryan! 680 00:39:29,815 --> 00:39:31,161 - Oh. 681 00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:32,300 - Ladies and gentlemen, 682 00:39:33,509 --> 00:39:34,441 Le Ritz. 683 00:39:36,235 --> 00:39:37,236 - Fuck me! 684 00:39:37,236 --> 00:39:39,307 - All right. - Oh, dude. 685 00:39:39,307 --> 00:39:40,136 Yes! 686 00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:42,518 Yes! 687 00:39:42,518 --> 00:39:45,175 Oh, my God, you guys, yes! 688 00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:46,004 Fucking party! 689 00:39:55,151 --> 00:39:55,979 - Wow. 690 00:39:59,086 --> 00:39:59,914 You guys. 691 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,034 - You like it? 692 00:40:16,931 --> 00:40:18,243 - This place is incredible. 693 00:40:19,175 --> 00:40:21,591 - What do you think Larissa? 694 00:40:21,591 --> 00:40:23,351 - It's perfect. 695 00:40:23,351 --> 00:40:25,388 It's nice and quiet. 696 00:40:25,388 --> 00:40:27,045 - Not for long. 697 00:40:31,256 --> 00:40:34,052 - I'll show everybody's, uh, rooming arrangements. 698 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:35,950 - No. 699 00:40:35,950 --> 00:40:37,987 - Oh, yeah, the rooms. 700 00:40:37,987 --> 00:40:38,953 Yes. - I might actually be jealous. 701 00:40:38,953 --> 00:40:40,023 - Let's get that locked down. 702 00:40:45,339 --> 00:40:47,790 Starr and Buzz can have this room down here. 703 00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:50,689 They, uh, get loud, so I'm not dealing with that shit. 704 00:40:58,283 --> 00:41:02,149 All right, Larissa, this will be your room here. 705 00:41:04,945 --> 00:41:07,430 It's the master, so you can have your own privacy 706 00:41:07,430 --> 00:41:08,707 if you need it. 707 00:41:10,398 --> 00:41:11,296 - Thanks, bro. 708 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,782 - Yeah, you like it? 709 00:41:14,782 --> 00:41:16,474 - Yeah, it's perfect. 710 00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:18,959 - Awesome. 711 00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:21,720 - Whoa, you get your own bathroom and everything. 712 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,655 Lucky. 713 00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:28,486 - Yeah, I might actually finish this book. 714 00:41:37,771 --> 00:41:39,358 - All right, we're gonna head back down. 715 00:41:39,358 --> 00:41:41,947 You let us know if you need anything, okay? 716 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:54,201 All right, and this is your room, my room, our room. 717 00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:56,755 It's the room so. 718 00:41:58,274 --> 00:41:59,171 - Sounds good. 719 00:42:00,345 --> 00:42:02,243 - Yeah, um, I mean like I totally can, 720 00:42:02,243 --> 00:42:05,971 uh, sleep on the couch if it's weird. 721 00:42:05,971 --> 00:42:07,421 - Oh, no, it's okay. 722 00:42:07,421 --> 00:42:10,044 - I mean I just don't want you to think I might you know. 723 00:42:11,390 --> 00:42:13,323 - Just, just stop talking. 724 00:42:15,671 --> 00:42:17,362 - That works, uh-huh, yeah. 725 00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:26,820 - I love this. 726 00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:28,684 It's, it's beautiful. 727 00:42:28,684 --> 00:42:29,685 - Yeah. - Really. 728 00:43:01,993 --> 00:43:03,270 - Whoa! 729 00:43:03,270 --> 00:43:05,859 Oh, come on, you guys can fuck any old time. 730 00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:08,102 Get your asses downstairs and party with me. 731 00:43:11,381 --> 00:43:12,382 - Party huh? 732 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:14,868 - All right, yeah. 733 00:43:14,868 --> 00:43:16,007 - Hey. 734 00:43:20,218 --> 00:43:21,081 - Ugh. 735 00:43:22,461 --> 00:43:23,877 What kind of swanky ass cabin 736 00:43:23,877 --> 00:43:26,431 doesn't have a fucking hot tub? 737 00:43:26,431 --> 00:43:30,055 Like serious where am I supposed to relax with my drink? 738 00:43:30,055 --> 00:43:31,470 - There's a fire pit. 739 00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:33,093 - Ugh, what are we Mormon? 740 00:43:33,093 --> 00:43:34,542 We're gonna roast marshmallows? 741 00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:35,543 Sing songs? 742 00:43:37,097 --> 00:43:38,823 - I mean we could play some drinking games. 743 00:43:38,823 --> 00:43:40,203 - Yeah. 744 00:43:40,203 --> 00:43:41,411 - Strip UNO. 745 00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,068 You know you love some strip UNO. 746 00:43:44,311 --> 00:43:45,588 - You're right. 747 00:43:45,588 --> 00:43:47,279 I do love strip UNO. 748 00:43:47,279 --> 00:43:48,729 - See. 749 00:43:48,729 --> 00:43:49,765 Now go have a beer, baby. 750 00:43:49,765 --> 00:43:50,904 It'll make you feel better. 751 00:43:50,904 --> 00:43:51,836 - Fucking A right. 752 00:43:51,836 --> 00:43:53,596 Let's get trashed. 753 00:43:53,596 --> 00:43:54,424 Here. 754 00:43:55,978 --> 00:43:57,289 Whoo! 755 00:43:57,289 --> 00:43:59,360 - God I love that girl. 756 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,155 - Where is the cranberry juice? 757 00:44:02,501 --> 00:44:03,433 - Fuck. 758 00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:06,264 Oh, shit the cranberry juice. 759 00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:07,921 Hey, man, good call on coming out here. 760 00:44:07,921 --> 00:44:10,924 Man, really, this was a fucking great idea. 761 00:44:10,924 --> 00:44:12,960 - Yeah, man, I like this place. 762 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,652 It's quiet, peaceful. 763 00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:18,828 Like the whole world just ceases to exist. 764 00:44:18,828 --> 00:44:22,142 - Um, I don't know, I was thinking more along the lines 765 00:44:22,142 --> 00:44:24,420 of the fact that it's a party house. 766 00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:25,973 You know we got girls. 767 00:44:25,973 --> 00:44:27,285 We got drinking games. 768 00:44:27,285 --> 00:44:29,736 And we got strip UNO. 769 00:44:29,736 --> 00:44:33,325 Ooh, man, my dick cannot take a whole weekend of this 770 00:44:33,325 --> 00:44:35,327 let me fucking tell you right now. 771 00:44:35,327 --> 00:44:36,812 - Dude, you keep talking about strip UNO 772 00:44:36,812 --> 00:44:37,709 like it's a real thing. 773 00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:40,988 Like I get the gist, but why? 774 00:44:42,403 --> 00:44:45,441 - Starr's no good at card games, man, what can I tell ya. 775 00:44:45,441 --> 00:44:46,787 - Oh, dammit! 776 00:44:47,995 --> 00:44:49,790 - Hey, man, you need another brewski? 777 00:44:49,790 --> 00:44:50,998 - Nah, dude, I'm good. 778 00:44:50,998 --> 00:44:53,276 I'm gonna go gather firewood for the pit. 779 00:44:53,276 --> 00:44:54,519 - Good call, amigo. 780 00:44:54,519 --> 00:44:55,831 In the meantime I'm gonna prep up the girls 781 00:44:55,831 --> 00:44:57,177 for some partying action. 782 00:44:57,177 --> 00:44:58,109 - Have fun. 783 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,146 - Hey, who wants some shots? 784 00:45:38,045 --> 00:45:38,874 - Hello? 785 00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:02,380 Hello? 786 00:46:07,074 --> 00:46:09,387 Larissa, come join us. 787 00:46:09,387 --> 00:46:11,389 - Yeah, girl, it's officially booze 30. 788 00:46:11,389 --> 00:46:12,528 - Yeah. 789 00:46:12,528 --> 00:46:14,737 - I don't know maybe later. 790 00:46:14,737 --> 00:46:16,912 - Oh, come on, don't be such a Debbie Downer. 791 00:46:16,912 --> 00:46:19,431 Get your booty out here and have a fucking drink. 792 00:46:19,431 --> 00:46:21,295 - Yeah. - No, thank you. 793 00:46:21,295 --> 00:46:22,296 - Is she serious right? 794 00:46:22,296 --> 00:46:23,573 Are you serious right now? 795 00:46:25,092 --> 00:46:27,232 - Hey, Larissa, I, hey, 796 00:46:27,232 --> 00:46:30,063 I make a pretty killer gin and tonic. 797 00:46:31,236 --> 00:46:32,237 - Nope. 798 00:46:32,237 --> 00:46:33,273 No, thank you. 799 00:46:33,273 --> 00:46:35,447 - Oh, fucking whatever, dude. 800 00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:41,246 Let's fucking drink, bitches! 801 00:46:48,391 --> 00:46:49,599 - Hey, is someone there? 802 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,656 Hey, is someone there? 803 00:47:27,361 --> 00:47:29,501 - Like serious she might actually have some friends 804 00:47:29,501 --> 00:47:31,158 if she wasn't such a Debbie Downer. 805 00:47:32,677 --> 00:47:33,712 - She obviously doesn't get out 806 00:47:33,712 --> 00:47:35,507 of the house much. 807 00:47:35,507 --> 00:47:38,131 Yeah, she seems pretty insecure too. 808 00:47:38,131 --> 00:47:39,339 - Well, shit I would be too 809 00:47:39,339 --> 00:47:41,824 if I had the fashion sense of Howdy Doody. 810 00:47:41,824 --> 00:47:43,584 Like seriously overalls? 811 00:47:43,584 --> 00:47:44,620 I mean just because it's in the bin 812 00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:46,656 doesn't mean you need to buy it. 813 00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:49,659 - Um, just, just be nice, okay? 814 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:52,041 Please just attempt to look 815 00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:54,975 like you're trying to include her for Yuri's sake. 816 00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:58,254 - Okay, I've just never seen somebody 817 00:47:58,254 --> 00:48:01,188 in more need of getting laid, except maybe for you. 818 00:48:04,605 --> 00:48:08,644 - Hey, y'all still wanna make me that drink? 819 00:48:10,197 --> 00:48:13,373 - Oh, shit, Larissa has joined the club. 820 00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,204 - Yeah, you want, you want one shot or two? 821 00:48:17,204 --> 00:48:19,310 - Two, I'm not an invalid. 822 00:48:27,042 --> 00:48:27,870 - Here you go. 823 00:48:33,255 --> 00:48:34,049 Oh. 824 00:48:35,222 --> 00:48:36,396 Oh, shit. 825 00:48:36,396 --> 00:48:39,364 Whoa, damn, Larissa. 826 00:48:39,364 --> 00:48:40,952 - Yeah. 827 00:48:46,509 --> 00:48:47,752 What the fuck was that? 828 00:48:47,752 --> 00:48:49,616 - It sounded like it came from outside. 829 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,532 Fuck, ow! 830 00:49:09,532 --> 00:49:11,224 - Got ya. 831 00:49:12,087 --> 00:49:13,916 - What a cunt. - Yeah. 832 00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:16,884 - Oh, come on, a little levity never hurt anybody. 833 00:49:16,884 --> 00:49:20,164 Oh, shit, Larissa's drinking. 834 00:49:20,164 --> 00:49:21,337 What the fuck? 835 00:49:21,337 --> 00:49:22,960 - Yo, she's a boss. 836 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,307 - Oh, fuck, looks like I got some catching up 837 00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:28,551 to do, so, uh, which one of y'all's gonna pour me a drink? 838 00:51:45,585 --> 00:51:46,379 - Hello. 839 00:51:47,587 --> 00:51:48,622 Hello, hello. 840 00:51:57,148 --> 00:51:59,909 - Holy shit, Martha. 841 00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:02,153 If I'd know it was gonna get better and better 842 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:06,019 I woulda asked you to be my girl a long time ago. 843 00:52:06,019 --> 00:52:09,471 - Wow, aren't you a sweet talker, Neil. 844 00:52:09,471 --> 00:52:10,334 - What? 845 00:52:10,334 --> 00:52:11,438 It's the truth. 846 00:52:11,438 --> 00:52:12,681 - Uh-huh. 847 00:52:12,681 --> 00:52:14,372 - Oh, come on now, why would I lie? 848 00:52:15,580 --> 00:52:17,341 - So was it also the truth 849 00:52:17,341 --> 00:52:19,136 when you said the same thing to me? 850 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,792 - Well, of course it was, baby. 851 00:52:20,792 --> 00:52:24,002 You know you both are very special to me. 852 00:52:24,002 --> 00:52:26,281 - Ah, really special. 853 00:52:26,281 --> 00:52:27,799 Did you hear that? 854 00:52:27,799 --> 00:52:29,663 Very special. 855 00:52:29,663 --> 00:52:31,113 - Not as special as Britney? 856 00:52:31,113 --> 00:52:32,287 - Britney? 857 00:52:32,287 --> 00:52:33,840 - Britney Adelman. 858 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,945 You know of the Night Owl two weeks ago. 859 00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:38,258 - What, now what would I want with that skag? 860 00:52:39,294 --> 00:52:41,261 - You said, "She had a nice ass." 861 00:52:41,261 --> 00:52:44,126 - I was trying to say something positive 862 00:52:44,126 --> 00:52:45,231 'cause she your friend. 863 00:52:46,611 --> 00:52:49,269 Oh, come on, I got prime rib at home 864 00:52:49,269 --> 00:52:51,029 why would I go out for a hamburger? 865 00:52:52,721 --> 00:52:54,550 - I don't understand what you're saying. 866 00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:56,966 - Yeah, it's like every time we bring up another chick 867 00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:58,451 you start talking about meat. 868 00:52:58,451 --> 00:53:01,799 Like steak and hamburger, I don't get it. 869 00:53:01,799 --> 00:53:03,145 - I like hamburger. 870 00:53:03,145 --> 00:53:04,664 - You like hamburger. 871 00:53:04,664 --> 00:53:06,183 - It's turn a phrase. 872 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,218 - A what? 873 00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:08,806 - Turn a phrase. 874 00:53:10,014 --> 00:53:13,017 - How the fuck does one turn a phrase? 875 00:53:13,017 --> 00:53:14,674 - Yeah, are you sure? 876 00:53:14,674 --> 00:53:16,710 I think it might be an idiom. 877 00:53:16,710 --> 00:53:19,610 - Idiom, turn a phrase same difference. 878 00:53:20,507 --> 00:53:21,543 - What the hell was that? 879 00:53:21,543 --> 00:53:23,476 - I didn't hear anything. 880 00:53:23,476 --> 00:53:24,511 - Go check. 881 00:53:24,511 --> 00:53:25,995 - What me? 882 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,134 - No, your mother too. 883 00:53:27,134 --> 00:53:28,205 Yes, you. 884 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:29,171 - Not a chance. 885 00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,655 There's nothing out there. 886 00:53:30,655 --> 00:53:33,002 - Neil, check. 887 00:53:33,002 --> 00:53:34,211 - Come on, okay, you go. 888 00:53:35,350 --> 00:53:36,558 - Some man you are. 889 00:53:38,042 --> 00:53:41,804 If I get mauled to death because of your cold feet. 890 00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:46,671 - Cold feet is definitely an idiom. 891 00:53:53,851 --> 00:53:54,679 - Amber. 892 00:53:57,682 --> 00:53:58,511 - Amber. 893 00:54:05,172 --> 00:54:06,001 - Amber. 894 00:54:21,361 --> 00:54:23,225 - It's beautiful isn't it? 895 00:54:23,225 --> 00:54:24,399 - Yeah. 896 00:54:24,399 --> 00:54:26,987 - That's a whole lot of me up there. 897 00:54:26,987 --> 00:54:28,575 - Yeah, with all the light pollution 898 00:54:28,575 --> 00:54:31,233 it's like you never really get to appreciate it you know? 899 00:54:31,233 --> 00:54:32,061 - Totally. 900 00:54:33,062 --> 00:54:36,203 You see that star right there? 901 00:54:36,203 --> 00:54:37,204 - Yeah. 902 00:54:37,204 --> 00:54:39,345 - Uh, sure. 903 00:54:41,588 --> 00:54:43,072 - That's where my name comes from. 904 00:54:43,072 --> 00:54:43,935 Cassiopeia. 905 00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:46,455 - That's so hot. 906 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,079 - You're named after a star? 907 00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:51,633 - A constellation. 908 00:54:53,117 --> 00:54:58,087 Cassiopeia the constellation lives in the northern sky 909 00:54:59,261 --> 00:55:00,849 and is named for the Greek goddess 910 00:55:00,849 --> 00:55:04,508 who was killed for being too beautiful. 911 00:55:04,508 --> 00:55:06,751 - Wow. - Yeah, tough break. 912 00:55:07,649 --> 00:55:09,582 - Yeah, must be real rough. 913 00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:14,621 I think I'm gonna go inside. 914 00:55:14,621 --> 00:55:17,279 - Oh, come, come on stay, stay for a while. 915 00:55:17,279 --> 00:55:19,661 - Yeah. - No, thank you. 916 00:55:19,661 --> 00:55:21,594 - Ah, come on, Larissa, stay. 917 00:55:21,594 --> 00:55:23,803 It's only, it's only 10 o'clock. 918 00:55:23,803 --> 00:55:27,703 - You know I'm just so insecure, 919 00:55:27,703 --> 00:55:31,811 and that's why I don't have any friends. 920 00:55:39,681 --> 00:55:43,961 - Um, does anybody know what the fuck that was about? 921 00:55:45,790 --> 00:55:48,552 - Uh, I'm, I'm not sure. 922 00:55:48,552 --> 00:55:50,139 - Yeah, I think she's just pretty drunk. 923 00:55:50,139 --> 00:55:51,831 - Yeah, bro, Larissa went hard. 924 00:55:51,831 --> 00:55:54,627 I think that's the first time I've ever seen her drunk. 925 00:55:54,627 --> 00:55:56,111 - Shit, me too. 926 00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,563 Glad she had a good time though. 927 00:55:59,563 --> 00:56:00,495 - Yeah. - You know she doesn't 928 00:56:00,495 --> 00:56:02,013 really do this very often. 929 00:56:02,013 --> 00:56:03,601 Fuck, I don't think she ever has. 930 00:57:20,575 --> 00:57:22,404 - Hmm, okay. 931 00:57:23,923 --> 00:57:28,893 Never have I ever had a threesome 932 00:57:29,618 --> 00:57:31,275 with, with two men. 933 00:57:33,622 --> 00:57:34,451 - Oh. 934 00:57:36,625 --> 00:57:37,833 Goddamn, guys. 935 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:41,803 - What can I say, senior year was ridiculous. 936 00:57:41,803 --> 00:57:43,287 - Sounds like it. 937 00:57:43,287 --> 00:57:45,841 - Yeah, and that time it wasn't even with each other. 938 00:57:47,602 --> 00:57:50,259 - Okay, stories, stories. 939 00:57:50,259 --> 00:57:51,778 Oh, my gosh. 940 00:57:51,778 --> 00:57:52,986 Okay, Yuri, it's your turn. 941 00:57:52,986 --> 00:57:54,609 - All right, never have I, 942 00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:57,335 there it is again. 943 00:57:57,335 --> 00:57:58,302 - What? 944 00:57:58,302 --> 00:57:59,130 - Fucking. 945 00:58:00,615 --> 00:58:01,823 Heard it earlier too. 946 00:59:49,137 --> 00:59:50,587 - I still think this shit is wack. 947 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,519 I mean fruit wine? 948 00:59:52,519 --> 00:59:53,866 Whoever heard of fruit wine? 949 00:59:55,177 --> 00:59:57,421 - It's good for you. 950 00:59:57,421 --> 00:59:59,941 Goes down real easy, just like Starr. 951 01:00:17,372 --> 01:00:18,200 - Hello? 952 01:00:19,305 --> 01:00:20,306 Is someone there? 953 01:00:55,030 --> 01:00:56,514 - Yo, what's up? 954 01:00:56,514 --> 01:00:57,619 - Do you all hear that? 955 01:00:57,619 --> 01:00:58,793 - Hear what? 956 01:00:58,793 --> 01:00:59,656 - Right over there. 957 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,832 - But I don't see anything. 958 01:01:03,832 --> 01:01:05,627 - Stop freaking out the girls, bro. 959 01:01:05,627 --> 01:01:06,593 - Yeah. 960 01:01:06,593 --> 01:01:08,043 - Who's freaked out? 961 01:01:08,043 --> 01:01:09,976 - I'm just saying you know it's the fucking woods, right? 962 01:01:09,976 --> 01:01:11,806 You hear all kinds of noises in the woods. 963 01:01:11,806 --> 01:01:13,531 Don't worry about it. 964 01:01:13,531 --> 01:01:18,502 - Yeah, probably, but, um, I'm gonna get, get another drink. 965 01:01:19,261 --> 01:01:20,055 Anybody need anything? 966 01:01:20,055 --> 01:01:21,332 - I'll take one. 967 01:01:21,332 --> 01:01:22,299 - I'm gonna drain the little buddy. 968 01:01:22,299 --> 01:01:23,610 - Ooh, I wanna help. 969 01:01:26,648 --> 01:01:27,476 Ah. 970 01:01:29,133 --> 01:01:29,962 So? 971 01:01:31,826 --> 01:01:32,654 - So? 972 01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:35,346 - Brown chicken brown cow. 973 01:01:39,143 --> 01:01:40,041 - I think so. 974 01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:40,869 - Yes. 975 01:01:42,491 --> 01:01:44,493 Can't wait to hear all about it. 976 01:01:57,921 --> 01:01:58,956 - Hey, Larissa. 977 01:02:03,650 --> 01:02:04,479 Larissa? 978 01:02:11,175 --> 01:02:12,004 Larissa? 979 01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,318 Where the fuck did she go? 980 01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:26,915 Fuck. 981 01:02:30,850 --> 01:02:31,713 Guys, she's gone. 982 01:02:31,713 --> 01:02:32,990 She's fucking. 983 01:02:32,990 --> 01:02:35,682 - What? 984 01:02:35,682 --> 01:02:36,511 Let's see. 985 01:02:38,927 --> 01:02:41,723 - Yo, what do you mean she's gone? 986 01:02:41,723 --> 01:02:43,207 - Like she's gone gone. 987 01:02:44,243 --> 01:02:46,417 - Like she's throwing up. 988 01:02:46,417 --> 01:02:48,419 - No, like she's not in her fucking room. 989 01:02:49,627 --> 01:02:52,251 - She's probably just taking a dump, man. 990 01:02:52,251 --> 01:02:53,804 - No, goddamn it, Buzz, no. 991 01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:55,875 She's, she's not in the fucking house. 992 01:02:56,876 --> 01:02:58,429 - Calm down. 993 01:02:58,429 --> 01:03:00,707 I'm sure she's all right, I'm sure she's all right. 994 01:03:00,707 --> 01:03:02,709 - Well, did you check out front? 995 01:03:02,709 --> 01:03:03,952 - No, you don't understand, 996 01:03:03,952 --> 01:03:05,471 she doesn't leave the fucking house. 997 01:03:18,139 --> 01:03:18,967 - She'll be back. 998 01:03:20,451 --> 01:03:24,076 - Just I'm a little paranoid about these things, okay? 999 01:03:24,076 --> 01:03:25,318 - Mm-hmm. 1000 01:03:25,318 --> 01:03:26,872 Rightfully so. 1001 01:03:26,872 --> 01:03:28,943 - You know maybe she stepped outside to get some fresh air. 1002 01:03:28,943 --> 01:03:30,634 I mean she did drink a lot. 1003 01:03:30,634 --> 01:03:31,980 - Oh, fuck. 1004 01:03:34,017 --> 01:03:35,466 Who ate all the Pop-Tarts? 1005 01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,331 - Fucking idiot. 1006 01:03:39,505 --> 01:03:41,265 I'm gonna go check for her outside, okay? 1007 01:03:45,131 --> 01:03:46,408 - Do you want me to come with you? 1008 01:03:46,408 --> 01:03:48,100 - No, you all stay here. 1009 01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:49,308 I'll be right back. 1010 01:04:10,467 --> 01:04:11,295 Larissa? 1011 01:04:16,438 --> 01:04:17,267 Larissa? 1012 01:04:20,201 --> 01:04:21,029 Larissa? 1013 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,828 Larissa? 1014 01:04:30,314 --> 01:04:31,315 Fuck. 1015 01:04:34,146 --> 01:04:34,974 Larissa? 1016 01:04:49,437 --> 01:04:51,853 - I really hope she's okay. 1017 01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:54,166 - She's fine. 1018 01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:56,823 Can't tell you how many times I've woken up 1019 01:04:56,823 --> 01:04:59,826 after blacking out in the grass. 1020 01:04:59,826 --> 01:05:01,518 A little fresh air will make her feel better. 1021 01:05:01,518 --> 01:05:03,347 - Yeah, yeah, she's fine. 1022 01:05:03,347 --> 01:05:04,176 She'll be fine. 1023 01:05:07,351 --> 01:05:08,180 - Yeah. 1024 01:05:15,394 --> 01:05:16,222 - Larissa? 1025 01:06:07,411 --> 01:06:08,240 Oh, shit. 1026 01:06:29,123 --> 01:06:30,262 - Did you find her? 1027 01:06:30,262 --> 01:06:31,435 - No, I. 1028 01:06:33,334 --> 01:06:34,473 - What's wrong, bro? 1029 01:06:37,096 --> 01:06:38,649 - I found her- - Fuck. 1030 01:06:38,649 --> 01:06:39,685 - Her robe. 1031 01:06:39,685 --> 01:06:42,688 - Hell, yeah, baby. 1032 01:06:42,688 --> 01:06:43,930 She's got the right idea. 1033 01:06:43,930 --> 01:06:45,932 Let's go streaking y'all. 1034 01:06:45,932 --> 01:06:48,521 - No, there's blood on it. 1035 01:06:48,521 --> 01:06:49,764 There's blood. 1036 01:06:51,973 --> 01:06:55,321 - Yeah, well, someone's on the rag. 1037 01:06:57,461 --> 01:06:59,291 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1038 01:07:00,188 --> 01:07:02,190 - What the fuck was that? 1039 01:07:39,262 --> 01:07:40,056 Larissa? 1040 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,404 Larissa, is this a fucking joke? 1041 01:07:56,175 --> 01:07:58,557 - What the fuck? 1042 01:08:00,283 --> 01:08:02,561 - What happened here? 1043 01:08:06,047 --> 01:08:09,257 - Some, someone went through my stuff. 1044 01:08:09,257 --> 01:08:11,949 - Uh, maybe it was Larissa. 1045 01:08:13,261 --> 01:08:15,125 - No, something's seriously fucked here guys. 1046 01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:17,300 - You really gotta calm down, man. 1047 01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:18,818 - Calm down? 1048 01:08:18,818 --> 01:08:20,544 Something happened to my sister you fucking moron. 1049 01:08:27,585 --> 01:08:29,553 - I think someone's in the house. 1050 01:08:29,553 --> 01:08:31,590 - What? 1051 01:08:31,590 --> 01:08:33,937 - Someone went through my stuff. 1052 01:08:33,937 --> 01:08:35,490 Larissa's gone. 1053 01:08:35,490 --> 01:08:37,216 I think someone's in the house. 1054 01:08:38,837 --> 01:08:41,978 - That abandoned tent, I think people squat around here. 1055 01:08:51,264 --> 01:08:52,645 She was just fucking here. 1056 01:09:04,104 --> 01:09:05,313 - Hey, guys, don't you think 1057 01:09:05,313 --> 01:09:07,143 we're overacting just a little bit? 1058 01:09:09,593 --> 01:09:12,077 There's nothing fucking here, man. 1059 01:09:16,290 --> 01:09:17,532 Buzz kill. 1060 01:09:34,825 --> 01:09:35,654 - Buzzy! 1061 01:09:36,965 --> 01:09:38,312 - Come on, go, go! 1062 01:09:49,012 --> 01:09:50,807 - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 1063 01:09:50,807 --> 01:09:52,291 Hello. 1064 01:09:52,291 --> 01:09:53,948 Fuck, hello, hello. 1065 01:09:55,121 --> 01:09:55,950 Shit. 1066 01:09:56,951 --> 01:09:58,710 Fuck, this shit's old. 1067 01:10:09,343 --> 01:10:12,208 Buzz. 1068 01:10:18,731 --> 01:10:19,870 - What the fuck? 1069 01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:20,837 What the fuck? - We gotta, we gotta go. 1070 01:10:20,837 --> 01:10:22,528 We gotta get help. 1071 01:10:22,528 --> 01:10:24,150 - Wait, where's Starr? 1072 01:10:24,150 --> 01:10:25,737 - I thought she was right behind us. 1073 01:10:33,056 --> 01:10:34,540 - Come on, Starr. 1074 01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:35,748 Come on. 1075 01:10:35,748 --> 01:10:37,233 - Cassie, come we gotta go. 1076 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,061 - Hold on. 1077 01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:17,928 - Fuck. 1078 01:11:21,207 --> 01:11:23,520 - Stay on the trail, stay on the trail. 1079 01:11:24,934 --> 01:11:25,764 What? 1080 01:11:27,559 --> 01:11:30,286 - Do you, do you hear that? 1081 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:31,356 - What is it? 1082 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:43,264 This is not good. 1083 01:12:12,189 --> 01:12:13,570 - Oh, fuck, I'm sorry. 1084 01:12:13,570 --> 01:12:15,469 Oh, no! 1085 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,097 Oh, my bestest Buzzy. 1086 01:12:29,483 --> 01:12:32,313 - Oh, my God. 1087 01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:35,005 What in the world? 1088 01:12:36,662 --> 01:12:39,320 - No, not of this world. 1089 01:12:40,217 --> 01:12:41,598 - Do you, is that? 1090 01:12:45,844 --> 01:12:47,570 - That's a flying saucer. 1091 01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:48,812 - No fucking way. 1092 01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:56,579 - Extraterrestrial. 1093 01:12:56,579 --> 01:12:57,856 - You mean like aliens? 1094 01:12:57,856 --> 01:12:59,202 Like some fucking "X-Files" shit, 1095 01:12:59,202 --> 01:13:02,861 like is that what you're saying? 1096 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,864 Holy shit. 1097 01:13:05,864 --> 01:13:07,175 - Fuck. 1098 01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:08,693 - Larissa. 1099 01:13:08,693 --> 01:13:10,696 Larissa! - No, no, no, no, Yuri, Yuri. 1100 01:13:12,041 --> 01:13:14,666 You saw what happened to Buzz. 1101 01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:17,151 Larissa is not in there. 1102 01:13:30,026 --> 01:13:30,923 - Oh, fuck! 1103 01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:03,439 - Cassie, what are you doing? 1104 01:14:04,716 --> 01:14:07,684 Cassie, what the fuck are you doing? 1105 01:14:09,410 --> 01:14:10,237 Cassie. 1106 01:14:11,654 --> 01:14:13,241 Hey. 1107 01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:16,900 Fuck. 1108 01:14:22,285 --> 01:14:25,425 Cassie, Cassie, baby, come on, wake up. 1109 01:14:25,425 --> 01:14:26,737 Cassie. 1110 01:14:26,737 --> 01:14:27,532 Hey, hey. 1111 01:14:28,878 --> 01:14:29,706 - Yuri. 1112 01:14:34,952 --> 01:14:37,231 Oh, oh, my God, oh, my God. 1113 01:14:49,174 --> 01:14:50,002 - Here. 1114 01:14:51,452 --> 01:14:54,351 - Please, Yuri, let's just go. 1115 01:14:54,351 --> 01:14:56,043 - We'll never make it. 1116 01:14:56,043 --> 01:14:58,494 If that thing doesn't get us then the elements will. 1117 01:14:59,943 --> 01:15:00,978 - What are we gonna do? 1118 01:15:02,636 --> 01:15:05,121 - We're gonna have to fight it ourselves. 1119 01:15:06,812 --> 01:15:10,160 - How the hell do you plan to stop a monster like that? 1120 01:15:11,955 --> 01:15:12,784 - I don't know. 1121 01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:16,822 But I've been in worse situations before. 1122 01:15:19,998 --> 01:15:23,967 Never ever forget your primal instinct, 1123 01:15:23,967 --> 01:15:26,038 your will to survive. 1124 01:15:26,038 --> 01:15:28,316 This fucker messed with the wrong earth. 1125 01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:50,407 Starr. 1126 01:15:51,823 --> 01:15:52,651 Starr. 1127 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:01,349 Starr. 1128 01:17:22,396 --> 01:17:23,466 Motherfucker. 1129 01:17:28,022 --> 01:17:29,921 You killed my sister, you fuck! 1130 01:17:31,612 --> 01:17:32,924 Fucking asshole. 1131 01:17:43,279 --> 01:17:45,212 Welcome to Earth. 1132 01:17:45,212 --> 01:17:46,938 We hunt for fucking sport. 1133 01:17:48,767 --> 01:17:50,148 Kill for the fuck of it. 1134 01:17:50,148 --> 01:17:52,012 You fucked with the wrong alpha species. 1135 01:17:59,639 --> 01:18:00,468 Fucking kill you. 1136 01:18:55,489 --> 01:18:56,421 - Oh, my God, Yuri. 1137 01:18:58,009 --> 01:18:59,735 - Just a little late. 1138 01:19:01,425 --> 01:19:03,531 - I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 1139 01:19:03,531 --> 01:19:06,707 So sorry. 1140 01:19:06,707 --> 01:19:08,916 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 1141 01:19:11,608 --> 01:19:12,713 I'm so sorry. 70662

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