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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,420 --> 00:01:20,695 Hey, missus! 2 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:46,532 Hey! 3 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:50,212 Imagine I lump Christians... 4 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:56,454 George Bush, the Pope, Henrik Larsson and Willie the Janny all into one person. 5 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:59,891 You'd laugh. Why? Cos it's dumb. 6 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:02,660 But that's exactly what the West does with Islam. 7 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:06,614 As if one billion Muslims in 50 countries with hundreds of different languages 8 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:09,050 and countless ethnic groups are all one and the same. 9 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,853 Take my family. 10 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,495 My sister considers herself as a Muslim first. 11 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:16,931 And because she has a political streak, calls herself black. 12 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:23,937 My dad's been in this country for over... 40 years and is 100% Pakistani. 13 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,532 Or so he thinks. 14 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:29,095 I reject the West's definition of terrorism, 15 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:32,895 which excludes the hundreds of thousands of victims of state terror. 16 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:35,856 I reject the West's claim of moral high ground 17 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:39,177 after two of its main Jesus-lovers tore up the UN charter. 18 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:42,372 But above all... 19 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:45,060 I reject the West's simplification... 20 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,092 of a Muslim. 21 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:52,170 I am a Glaswegian... 22 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:55,614 Pakistani, teenager, woman. 23 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,733 Woman of Muslim descent... who... 24 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:03,052 supports... 25 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:06,172 Glasgow Rangers in a Catholic School. 26 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:08,735 Cos I'm a dazzling mixture and I'm proud of it. 27 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:13,696 I call on this house to defeat this hypocritical motion! 28 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:16,300 Bring it on! Yes! 29 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:20,380 Look at the state of you, mate! Celtic! Yeah! 30 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:30,258 Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads! Get your tits out... 31 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,292 I can call you back. Call you back. 32 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,535 Grow up, guys. 33 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:36,651 - Give me my bag! - Ho, what's going on here? 34 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,100 Another fucking coconut! 35 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:41,690 - Shut it, you. Beat it. - Fuck off. Where's my top? Give us it back! 36 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,096 - Nothing worse than an uptight Paki! - You what? 37 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:45,938 - Uptight Paki Hun! - Fuck off! 38 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:48,336 - Argh! - Give us that here. 39 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,976 Here. Get in the car. Calm down and get in. 40 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,374 Here. 41 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,292 Aye, f et in the motor! 42 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:02,651 - Fuck's sake, man! - They fucking started it! 43 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:05,977 - Would you just calm down? - Oh, disgusting little shite! 44 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:08,489 Tahara, calm down! Tahara! Come back! 45 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,139 I'm gonna kill you! 46 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:14,695 There's no running in the corridor, OK? 47 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,932 - I'm gonna get youse! - Tahara, come back! 48 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:19,176 Hey, come back! Come back here! Stop! 49 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,655 - I'll fucking kill you! - Tahara! 50 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:24,339 Oi! 51 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:31,570 Come on, out the way, gang. For God's sake! 52 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:34,896 Shit! Listen, go to the right, go to the right! 53 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:37,011 I'm gonna kick youse in the balls! 54 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:40,655 - Whereabouts did these guys go? - What, sir? 55 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:44,011 - The guys who were running up here just now! - Up the stairs. 56 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,052 What's going on? 57 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,420 'Scuse me! 58 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:53,814 Tahara! 59 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:55,658 Excuse me! 60 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,214 - Thank you! - Calm down. 61 00:05:57,260 --> 00:06:00,014 Can you two sit down now, thank you? And you two, outside. 62 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:03,940 - What on earth are you doing? - It was not our fault. 63 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:07,860 I don't care, Dan. Get out. And you can wait for me as well. Get out now! 64 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:12,852 Are you OK? 65 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,893 Is this someone you want to be with? 66 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:19,729 This is my brother. He was only picking me up. It's not his fault. 67 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,052 I take it they insulted you. 68 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,092 Something like that. 69 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:28,372 They looked pretty scared. 70 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:30,412 I'm sorry, miss. 71 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,213 It's OK. 72 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,252 Come on, let's go. 73 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:39,452 Careful you don't drop it. 74 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,492 Sorry. 75 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,373 Come on, let's go. 76 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:52,290 Right, Jacqueline... on with the lesson. 77 00:06:52,340 --> 00:06:54,491 You've got a competition to win. 78 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:33,932 That gives you the perspective. 79 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:37,132 - Is that this side, this one? - Aye, that's the garden there. 80 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:39,456 - Right. - I suggest we start pegging it out. 81 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,857 From that corner. Then you'll get an idea of what it's gonna look like. 82 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,290 - OK, so, are we gonna do it? - Aye, let's do that. 83 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,650 - Hold on to it. OK, so I go? - Aye, aye. 84 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:51,011 One, two, three, four, five. 85 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:54,098 - Right, now what? - That's the steps you're gonna take, OK. 86 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,019 - Following that line, six steps that way. - OK. 87 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,780 - One, two, three, four... - Dad! 88 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:02,130 - five, six. - Dad, watch Mum's plants! 89 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:04,740 - Hey, Casim, come here. - What are you doing? 90 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:06,658 - Stand in there? - In the plants? 91 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,692 Yeah. Stand here. 92 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,811 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah. 93 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:12,852 And stand there. 94 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,938 - We're gonna get shot, Dad. - Just you come in. 95 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:18,814 Come on, you stand there. Now, big Danny... 96 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:21,534 - Right, where are you? - Right, I'm here. 97 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:25,210 - Where are you? What is there? - This is a kitchen corner. The wall. 98 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:29,413 I thought it was a games room, Mr Khan? - Games room? Listen... 99 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:33,852 We're gonna have a bedroom and a living room for his wife-to-be. You not hear me? 100 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,495 We're gonna come down through there into the kitchen. 101 00:08:36,540 --> 00:08:39,851 Again, keel and board, line of the house, three steps down that way. 102 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:42,574 - Easy on the flowers. - Wait a minute. OK, right... 103 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:45,294 Don't worry about flowers. Let me get on with it. 104 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,491 - Two, three. - Dad, get your big feet off! 105 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:50,452 Wee one! Tahara, come here. 106 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:53,060 Look, you just come here and listen to me. 107 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,650 - She's gonna go off her head, man! - See bloody kids, they don't listen! 108 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,374 Right, just stand there. What is it? 109 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:05,099 You're either gonna have an extension, missus, or you're gonna have a garden. 110 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:07,450 You cannot have both of them. 111 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:11,699 Once the extension is built, we'll make more flowers and more gardens. Don't worry. 112 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,732 Just you go in there. 113 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:16,170 - Right, Danny, what do I do? - Starting to get... 114 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:18,052 We're starting to get an idea of it now. 115 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,820 From that position, we're gonna follow this line again. 116 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,580 - This line there? - One step out here. Keep that line. 117 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:26,931 Right, Roddie... Roddie, come here. Never mind tea. Stand there. 118 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,495 - This'll cost you extra, Mr Khan. - Right, OK. 119 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:33,375 So you've met the bedroom with the kitchen. You're coming down this line. 120 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:36,572 Keep it in mind. Get a sense of it. This way. Three steps. 121 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:40,580 - Same size of steps you've been taking. - OK, right. One, two, three. Ow! 122 00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:59,410 Hi. 123 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:02,180 - I don't think you'll remember me. - Tahara's brother. 124 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:05,338 - Elsie, see you later, OK. - I owe you a new guitar, Miss Hanlon. 125 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:07,212 That's very thoughtful of you. 126 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:12,570 - What do you want me to do with it? - Well, the music room's locked up now. 127 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,539 - Shall I leave it in your car for you? - You could, if I had one. 128 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,219 I'll take it. Here... 129 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,729 - Where is it you stay? - On the other side of the city. 130 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,737 - I'll give you a lift. - No, I'll manage. 131 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:24,658 I'll give you a lift. Your hand looks full. 132 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,339 - Are you sure? - Of course. 133 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:57,410 Could you do me a favour? Duck down for a second? 134 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,417 - What? - Please, duck down for a second. 135 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,020 - Are you serious? - Quickly, please. 136 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:07,218 - See that takeaway there? - I can't from here, no. 137 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:10,298 It's my mum's cousin's aunt's son's, or something like that. 138 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:13,970 If they see me in the car with a strange woman, there's gonna be trouble. 139 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:16,012 Can I come up now? 140 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:19,172 Yeah. 141 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,212 - Thanks. - That's OK. 142 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,610 - Can I ask you something? - Of course you can. 143 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:51,097 I don't suppose you know of anyone who could shift a grand piano, do you? 144 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:53,132 - A what? - A grand piano. 145 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,093 A grand piano? You're in luck, Miss Hanlon. 146 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:59,133 - You've just met an entrepreneur. - It's Roisin. 147 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,132 - This your club? - No, not yet. 148 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,298 We thought we'd get the cards made up first. Then see how things go. 149 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:07,093 Oh, right, OK. 150 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,938 - So, a piano? - Yeah. 151 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,972 - Out of the way. Come on. - Jesus. 152 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:15,132 All right? 153 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:17,172 How's that? 154 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,693 - It's just up the one floor, OK? - One floor, darling? 155 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,732 - Are you Irish? - Yeah. 156 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:26,898 Could you not have stuck with a tin whistle? 157 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:30,695 Right, round this bend and just haul it up these stairs, boys. 158 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,459 OK? 159 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,698 For fuck's sake, Roddie, you're putting me through the wall! 160 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,732 - Sorry, Danny. Fuck's sake, wee man. - OK. 161 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:41,692 I'm gonna part your stains after this, Casim. 162 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:45,175 He told us we were shifting a dresser for a pensioner. 163 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,940 - She's older than she looks. - Thanks very much! 164 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:51,451 Come on! Just take the fucking weight, you fat bastard! 165 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:55,016 I cannot, Danny. My arms are fucking three foot longer! 166 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,972 I'm turning into an octopus. 167 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,732 Argh! It's on my fingers, Danny! 168 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:04,696 Fucking wee man. You useless fucking bastard, Roddie. 169 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,732 Calm down, Danny! 170 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,332 All right, wee man. 171 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,258 Argh! ROISIN: Jesus Christ! 172 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:18,612 Jesus Christ! My piano! Fuck! 173 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:21,698 What are you doing? You stupid bastard. 174 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,732 Are you all right? 175 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,772 OK, wee man? 176 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:27,573 Flattened my balls. 177 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,612 Oh, for fuck's sake. 178 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:35,173 All right? You're a stupid bastard, you. 179 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,490 I think you're gonna need to re-tune this. 180 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,973 No, I meant the piano. 181 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:44,411 Wee man's just had his meat and two veg mangled with the piano. 182 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:46,417 - OK, wee man. - Give us a sec, will you? 183 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:49,453 I thought I heard a perfect high C when that hit you, wee man. 184 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,093 Very fucking funny. 185 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:04,018 Well, it's sounded better. 186 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,052 It survived. Just. 187 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:15,652 Very good. 188 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,692 I've really missed this. 189 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:20,209 Whose was the fancy pad where you picked it up from? 190 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,260 An ex. 191 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,212 You two fall out? 192 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,331 No. Just changed. 193 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:27,372 At least, I did. 194 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,412 He looked upset. 195 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,292 Did he? 196 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,770 - Do you want a cup of tea? - No, no, thanks. 197 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:42,494 I'd better be off. I'm helping my dad at the shop. 198 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,532 - OK. - See you later. 199 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:48,780 'Scuse me. Are you the lady with the grand piano? 200 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,413 Might be. 201 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:53,134 Don't suppose you fancy coming to a gig tonight? 202 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,172 I'm meeting a friend. 203 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,655 It'll be very low-key. Blues and swing. 204 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,692 I have to work tomorrow. 205 00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,732 - What time do you start? - Nine. 206 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:04,056 You'll be back in by seven, I promise! 207 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,334 - Hammid. - Well done. 208 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:34,655 How are you doing, mate? 209 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:37,818 - Has he been keeping youse entertained? - To say the least. 210 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:40,455 He's been telling us about this club of yours. 211 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,969 We've got a new place, ten minutes away from here. 212 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,773 Maybe 15 minutes. 213 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:48,131 It's an old barn and we've converted it into a fuck-off nightclub. 214 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,933 It's unbelievable, by the way. 215 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:54,133 It's gonna be the latest and trendiest club. This man's gonna be DJ-ing, I'll be promoting. 216 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,739 When do we get to go? 217 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,817 It depends how tonight goes. 218 00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,852 What are you doing later on? 219 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:03,450 I don't believe this. There's your sister. 220 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,299 Oh, for fuck's sake. 221 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:10,060 What? Your sister? Yeah, she's all right. 222 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,218 - What are you doing here? - Hi, Miss Hanlon. How you doing? 223 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,740 OK, Tahara? Girls? 224 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:17,249 - How do youse know them? - They're my pupils. 225 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,257 Bet you didn't have to climb out the window. 226 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,451 - I nearly broke my neck. - Tahara, come here. 227 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,173 Shit. Are you gonna go? 228 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,212 She's in trouble, isn't she? 229 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:28,139 If it gets back to her mum and dad, they'll kill her. 230 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,172 Come here. 231 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,252 What the fuck are you doing here? 232 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:39,816 Well, what do you think? I'm out with my mates, like you are. 233 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,453 - Leave. - No. 234 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,980 - Please. - Erm... 235 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,252 You're no' hanging about here, dressed like that in front of me. Leave. 236 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,895 - Why's Miss Hanlon here? - She was here having a drink. 237 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,693 - Oh, really. - Oh, really. 238 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:54,017 Listen, Tahara, I'm working here. Right? I'm working here. 239 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,052 I'm here with Hammid, OK? 240 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,410 - Yeah, whatever. - Yes, whatever. Move. 241 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,212 - Are you worried? - No, why should I...? 242 00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:12,740 - You sure? - Not at all. 243 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:16,490 - Let me just fix that for you. - Oh! You a wee bit strangled my neck there. 244 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,532 - OK. - OK, thanks. 245 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,540 Yeah. Whoo-hoo, postman! 246 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,572 Are they here yet? 247 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,577 No. What's this one like, Rukhsana? 248 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:29,135 - I bet he's a wee plookie ferret from Bradford. - Oi. 249 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:32,173 I heard that he's over six feet tall, 250 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:36,260 he's a fair... He has a fair complexion and he's got a full head of hair. 251 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:39,418 - Eugh! - What do you mean? That sounds nice. 252 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,213 You make him sound like a Viking. 253 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,256 It's supposed to be just tea, Mum. 254 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,098 There's a car coming. 255 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,416 - Is that them? - Oh, what a car! 256 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:54,494 - That's pretty gorgeous. - Oh, wow! 257 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:57,419 - Is that them? - Oh, my God! 258 00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,771 Where are they? Oh, there they are. 259 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:04,177 Aye, now, you two, on your best behaviour. 260 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,894 - Oh, he's stunning. - He's all right. 261 00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,892 Sorry about the mess. 262 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:53,180 Auntie, I did my Bachelor of Science degree from Imperial College, London. 263 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,775 Auntie, it's er... going really well, you know. 264 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,496 - Thanks. Thank you. - I've got a great team. Highly motivated. 265 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:44,011 Erm... I foresee myself spending a long time in Manchester. 266 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,814 You are very lucky. You have lovely parents. 267 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,257 - Thank you. - Thank you, ji. 268 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,815 So, what do you think of Glasgow? 269 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:57,730 Excuse me, Tahara. Do you mind? You want to sit here for a minute? 270 00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:03,299 You go in there. Er... just... It's all right. You come in there. That's right. 271 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:05,332 Have a seat there. 272 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:07,053 That's a good girl. 273 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:23,377 - Psychology. - Psychology. Very nice. 274 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:41,177 So, you are an accountant? 275 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:44,292 I'm doing a feasibility study. 276 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:46,252 It's just to do with import and export. 277 00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:00,013 A journalist. 278 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:19,772 - Aerobics? - Yeah. 279 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:22,096 - Oh, right. Do you enjoy that? - It's OK. 280 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:26,054 It's food to do some voluntary... voluntary work in the communities. 281 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,932 Oh, OK. 282 00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:46,932 - She is beautiful. - Thank you. 283 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:49,449 - Casim, you are a lucky young man. - Very lucky. 284 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,812 Is this it? CASIM: This is it. 285 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:52,970 - OK... - "Is this it?" This is it! 286 00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:54,898 This is my place. 287 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:56,738 - Yeah, but I thought... - My club. 288 00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:58,772 A touch of paint is what you said. 289 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:01,210 Look at the potential that's in this place. 290 00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,572 Bars all across the side there. 291 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:06,612 Both sides. 292 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:10,049 A dance floor so big it covers the whole back. 293 00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:13,329 Hundreds of bodies just dancing to the beat. 294 00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:15,372 Me, up on a podium... 295 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:18,094 raised so I can see, look over everyone. 296 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:22,019 VIP rooms, different music rooms everywhere. 297 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:24,939 You with your grand piano away in a room over there. 298 00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:29,249 There'll be lights flashing from everywhere. 299 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,292 All these angles... 300 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:33,377 Can you not see it? 301 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,412 That's gonna cost you millions. 302 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,975 - £56,000. - £56,000. 303 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,980 - There won't be any dress codes. - No dress codes? 304 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,854 Cos there's no expectation. There's never expectation. 305 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,814 - So transvestites... transvestites to anoraks? - Burkas to G-strings. 306 00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:51,329 Where even shy girls can make the first move. 307 00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:53,576 And nervous little boys won't run away. 308 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,493 Doesn't feel quite the same without the grand piano. 309 00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:43,049 You're strong... 310 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:47,891 - You're strong, aren't you? - For a wee Irish girl, I am. 311 00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:05,412 2-1 to me. 312 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,092 Never! 313 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,775 OK, truce, then? OK? 314 00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:14,652 - Truce. - Yeah. 315 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:17,010 - Promise? - Swear to God. 316 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,532 Over my dead body, you mug! 317 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:35,736 - Now it's a truce. - OK, now it's a truce. 318 00:27:56,820 --> 00:27:58,812 I forgot to say... 319 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:01,972 I like your name. 320 00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:07,812 I forgot to say... 321 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:09,852 I like your hands. 322 00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:52,734 Ah, Roisin, Elsie... 323 00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:55,773 Can I ask whose idea it was to sing a Burns song? 324 00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:57,459 It was the modern studies class. 325 00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:00,777 They thought it would fit in with their third-world debt project. 326 00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:06,259 I don't think a song written by a well-known drunken fornicator is really appropriate 327 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:09,020 - for the holy sacrifice of the mass. - Is that right? 328 00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,052 Roisin... Roisin... 329 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:14,416 I've just had a telephone call from David 330 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:17,658 and he tells me that he's going to take early retirement. 331 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:21,740 So it's my intention to offer you a full-time post. 332 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:24,898 - And I won't take no for an answer. - Really? 333 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:29,537 You enjoy the mid-term break and I hope you'll come back as a permanent member of staff. 334 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:32,573 - What about an interview? - We don't need to worry about that. 335 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:36,057 We've seen your work for the past nine months and I don't want to lose you. 336 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:39,616 - Thanks a lot. That's great. - That's OK. I'll catch you later. 337 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:44,411 - I've just been made permanent. - You're kidding! Fantastic! 338 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,452 I can't believe it. 339 00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:50,570 Girls, hurry along to your next class, OK? 340 00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:20,332 To Spain? 341 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:24,852 Yeah, there was, like, a two-for-one deal going on, so I just went ahead and booked it. 342 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:27,893 - Leaving tomorrow? - That your own directory enquiries? 343 00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:29,420 Come on! 344 00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,258 Jesus Christ! 345 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:33,292 You just booked them? 346 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:40,372 It's a bit short notice, isn't it? 347 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:44,778 Casim, that mortar's going to fucking f et hard if you don't put it back on. 348 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:48,732 I don't know. Is it under there somewhere? 349 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,053 Where the fuck are you going? 350 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,092 Mum... 351 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:04,134 I've got to go to London for a few days. We may have a backer for the club. 352 00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:11,450 Three days, Mum. 353 00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:17,811 I'm just gonna get some stuff ready in the house. 354 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,092 It's freezing! 355 00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:05,372 You know what the best thing is? 356 00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:07,696 No, please don't! Let me go in my own time. 357 00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:09,811 - This is the best thing. - No, no! 358 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,299 - Thank you. - Gracias. 359 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:18,332 - Algo mas? - No, nada mas, gracias. 360 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:25,212 So what about angels? 361 00:33:25,260 --> 00:33:27,252 We have angels. 362 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:29,739 - Virgin birth? - Yep. 363 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,693 - We've even got a special chapter on Mary. - Really? 364 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:35,613 Erm... 365 00:33:35,660 --> 00:33:38,129 Transubstantiation? 366 00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:39,614 What's that? 367 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:44,291 It's where the priest turns the bread and wine literally into the body and blood of Jesus Christ. 368 00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:46,332 - What are you laughing at? - No. 369 00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:51,097 So I suppose, then, you believe that the Archangel Gabriel 370 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:54,975 in a cave, whispered the word of God word by word into Mohammed's ear. 371 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:56,340 Exactly. 372 00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:59,372 There's still so much I'm proud of. 373 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,892 Do you know what "zakat" means? 374 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,933 It's when you give a percentage of your income to the poor. 375 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:09,974 My dad, still to this day, gives exactly to the penny to asylum seekers. 376 00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:11,977 Aye. 377 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:14,296 Kill a man, kill all of humanity. 378 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:16,855 We can be higher than angels and lower than dogs. 379 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,812 Love thy neighbour as thyself. 380 00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:25,015 None of us truly believe until we wish for our brothers and sisters what we wish for ourselves. 381 00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:27,052 To the prophet. 382 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:30,377 To Jesus. A lesser prophet, but what the hell. 383 00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:36,133 Well, at least we both believe that life is one long miserable test 384 00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:40,094 and the Day Of Judgment is fast approaching. So, to paradise. 385 00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:42,132 - Cheers. - Or hell's furnace. 386 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,694 Paradise. 387 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,971 To be honest with you, I think I was lonely more than anything else, you know. 388 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:58,650 It's cos I've no family. It's kind of why I got married. 389 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,692 You got married? 390 00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:02,060 Yeah. 391 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,819 - How old were you? - 19. 392 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:04,860 19! 393 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:09,452 Mm. Big, white, fluffy, meringue dress and pointy shoes-the works. 394 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,900 Jesus... 395 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:12,056 19? 396 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,377 In front of all our friends and God and state and church... 397 00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:20,336 I swore with all my heart that, no matter what, I would live with him for the rest of my life. 398 00:35:20,380 --> 00:35:22,451 - What's he like? - Och, he's lovely. 399 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,696 I mean, he's a really kind man, you know? 400 00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:27,452 Just more of a friend. 401 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:30,817 And what's wrong with companionship? 402 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:32,579 There's nothing wrong with it. 403 00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:34,293 I just need more. 404 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,332 Like what? 405 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:38,133 Erm... 406 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,819 The match, you know? 407 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,852 - The real equal match. - Yeah. 408 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,892 And a wee twinkle in the eye. 409 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:48,293 If that's not there, I'd just... I'd rather be on my own. 410 00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:52,452 That's OK, isn't it? 411 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,971 So do you ever get scared now? 412 00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:13,012 Erm... sometimes, yeah. 413 00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:16,417 Late at night, you know, if I'm in my bed or half asleep, 414 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:18,213 or just feeling a wee bit down. 415 00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,855 But I have this little fella to keep me company. 416 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:28,532 Is that a butterfly? 417 00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:36,096 - You're a khotee. - A khotee? That a compliment? 418 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:38,132 - A lovely little khotee. - Aah. 419 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,492 - Do you know what you are? - What? 420 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:06,015 - A durdou. - Durdou? 421 00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:08,818 What's that? 422 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,612 - Frog. - What? 423 00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:13,652 A frog? 424 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,692 Thanks very much! 425 00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:01,732 Hello. 426 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,732 You're up early. 427 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,132 Couldn't sleep. 428 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:20,896 There's something I've got to tell you. 429 00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:28,851 I'm due to marry my first cousin Jasmine... in nine weeks. 430 00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:32,335 Very funny. 431 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:39,410 - Honestly. - I don't believe you. 432 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,452 11 words. 433 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,572 Couldn't get them out. 434 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,892 So what the fuck is this? 435 00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:59,335 Is it like some last-minute fling before you settle down to married life? 436 00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:01,372 - No. - No? 437 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:05,937 Then what the fuck am I? Some cheap fucking tart at a stag party? 438 00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:07,972 Jesus Christ! 439 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:12,012 I don't believe this! 440 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:24,052 11 little words, was it? 441 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:27,895 Well, here's another two for you: Fuck off! 442 00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:38,937 I mean, why couldn't you tell me before we got on the plane? 443 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:40,972 - I couldn't. - Why? 444 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:43,535 Why didn't you tell me last night? 445 00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:49,412 I'm sorry. 446 00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:55,097 You'd better not be here when I get back. 447 00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:57,132 I can't stand lies, do you hear me? 448 00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,172 I can't fucking stand them! 449 00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:08,540 You really had me fooled. 450 00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:14,330 I mean... I've been with some pricks in my time 451 00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:17,851 and I knew it at the time and I suffered the consequences! 452 00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:25,729 Well, I really trusted you! 453 00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:16,093 You're right, Roisin. 454 00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:22,252 I shouldn't have let this happen. 455 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:25,496 I should have foreseen the hurt. 456 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:31,259 Should, should, should-story of my fucking life. 457 00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:36,577 But I didn't. 458 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:39,812 Which made me realise something. 459 00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:45,978 I'm gonna go back home and cancel the wedding. 460 00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:51,651 It's too much for you to understand and I don't expect you to. 461 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:55,891 It'll probably blow my family apart. 462 00:42:58,100 --> 00:42:59,932 But what the fuck? 463 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:07,171 I don't want you to ever think that you were just a cheap fling. 464 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:12,212 It wasn't like that. I promise, it was never like that. 465 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:14,252 I'm gonna book an early flight. 466 00:43:45,180 --> 00:43:47,172 Thank you. 467 00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:43,454 I've been away for three days. My mum has left five messages. 468 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:46,254 You're lucky. I want you to meet my friends, by the way. 469 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:48,815 I was thinking of having a dinner party on Saturday. 470 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:55,692 There's Miss Hanlon. Hi, miss! 471 00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:58,932 - Hi, miss! - Hi. 472 00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:02,052 There's half the school. 473 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:23,300 Look who it is over there. The incredible disappearing man. 474 00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:24,410 Still here? 475 00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:29,171 Have you been away, big man? I never noticed. You were that useless when you were here. 476 00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:31,212 Your ma's been looking for you. 477 00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:33,252 She not brought your doughnuts yet? 478 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:37,340 What's that? We've not had a doughnut for a week, big man. I can feel my ribs. 479 00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:40,649 Mum! 480 00:45:56,940 --> 00:45:57,940 What happened? 481 00:45:57,980 --> 00:46:01,815 I tried to phone you so many times but your mobile was off or something. 482 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,852 - Guess what. - What? 483 00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:06,778 You tell him. 484 00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:10,500 No, you should tell him. 485 00:46:10,540 --> 00:46:13,135 - You tell him. - No, you tell him. 486 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,372 What is it? 487 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:17,934 We're getting married. 488 00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:22,938 - Thank you. - Excellent! 489 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:24,494 Mum, you must be so happy. 490 00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:43,612 Thanks. That's great. 491 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,933 Listen... 492 00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:05,654 Listen, let's get one thing quite clear, right? 493 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:09,137 You're gonna get married, you're gonna have kids, 494 00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:11,649 you're gonna do the mum and dad thing... 495 00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:14,692 which is the right thing. 496 00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:16,732 Shag who the fuck you want to shag. 497 00:47:16,780 --> 00:47:19,249 But don't fuck up your whole family. 498 00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:21,098 And her family back home. 499 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:24,736 - It's not just about shagging, Hammid. - What's it about, then? 500 00:47:24,780 --> 00:47:26,692 What's it about? 501 00:47:26,740 --> 00:47:28,732 There's so many birds out there 502 00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:32,535 - and you've went daft over one bird. - I've no' went daft over her. 503 00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:35,175 What, you're gonna screw up your whole family? 504 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:37,610 I'm just supposed to marry somebody I don't know? 505 00:47:37,660 --> 00:47:40,459 Aye. Just do it. Who cares? 506 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,492 You've got a family to think about. 507 00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:47,810 You've got your religion to think about. You've got that to think about. 508 00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:49,613 How are you gonna walk into there? 509 00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:51,652 I'll lose her. 510 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:54,772 Give a fuck if you lose her. Would you rather lose your family 511 00:47:54,820 --> 00:47:56,652 or would you rather lose this bird? 512 00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:59,340 - This bird is a nobody. - She's not a nobody. 513 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:03,260 She is a nobody compared to your family, right? Your family back home. 514 00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:06,338 You've got a mosque right there. Listen... 515 00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:10,659 You're being stupid if you think for one minute everyone's gonna understand. 516 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:14,410 No-one's gonna understand. As far as anyone's concerned, she's a goree. 517 00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:16,292 She's a white girl. That's it. 518 00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:18,297 She's no' a Muslim. 519 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:23,860 Sarah can't make it, by the way, so it's just going to be the five of us. 520 00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:25,892 I'm not coming. 521 00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:32,452 I'm not coming up. 522 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,492 What do you mean? 523 00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:40,452 Why not? 524 00:48:41,740 --> 00:48:43,732 Did you talk to your folks? 525 00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:45,772 I tried to tell them last night. 526 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,252 I just couldn't think of the words. 527 00:48:55,660 --> 00:48:57,652 I feel so strong when I'm around you. 528 00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:01,652 But it'll break their hearts. 529 00:49:02,620 --> 00:49:04,612 It'll destroy them. 530 00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:07,532 What about your heart? 531 00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,539 What about my heart? 532 00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:18,092 Jasmine? 533 00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:21,292 Do you love her? 534 00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:25,259 You don't understand. It's... It's not about love. 535 00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:29,612 It's much more than that. 536 00:49:30,660 --> 00:49:32,652 So are you just gonna erm... 537 00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:36,216 sit back and let your parents make all your choices for you? 538 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:41,335 Or are you gonna actually do something about it and say something to them? 539 00:49:41,380 --> 00:49:43,372 I'm their only son. 540 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,932 I can't let them down. 541 00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:51,097 I can't. 542 00:49:57,420 --> 00:49:59,412 Casim... 543 00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:04,412 We're good together, you know? 544 00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:07,372 I mean... 545 00:50:08,540 --> 00:50:10,532 it's easy. 546 00:50:11,540 --> 00:50:13,532 It feels right, you know? 547 00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:17,576 And I think that we can... 548 00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:20,055 If we want to, we can make it work. 549 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:22,460 For how long? 550 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,492 I don't know, but who knows that? 551 00:50:24,540 --> 00:50:26,532 Does anybody ever really know that? 552 00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:29,532 You just... 553 00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:32,850 You just take a chance. 554 00:50:34,140 --> 00:50:36,132 I can't match you, Roisin. 555 00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:42,172 I can't match you. 556 00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:42,732 I've got some good news, guys. 557 00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:45,820 Dad... 558 00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:47,658 - Sorry. - Dad... 559 00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:49,692 - What is it? - Erm... 560 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:51,652 I got some really food news today. 561 00:51:55,180 --> 00:51:59,060 I've been offered an unconditional place at Edinburgh University. 562 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,099 Here, Dad. 563 00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:16,459 There's 20 students chasing every place. 564 00:52:18,580 --> 00:52:21,493 Wait a minute. What's going on here? 565 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,139 Why Edinburgh? 566 00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:29,335 Erm... because the course I want to do... erm... is in Edinburgh. 567 00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:34,334 Listen, dear, there are four or five universities in this bloody city. 568 00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:36,212 What's the community gonna say? 569 00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:42,018 It's a good university. It's the only course I want to do. 570 00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:46,730 Your brother... Your sister went to Glasgow University. 571 00:52:46,780 --> 00:52:50,660 And your brother went to university in Glasgow. Are they not food enough for you? 572 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:53,340 No, Dad, it's not that. It's just... 573 00:52:53,380 --> 00:52:55,656 They say you were there for an interview. 574 00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:57,692 You never asked us. 575 00:52:57,740 --> 00:53:01,620 You never mentioned and got permission in the house to go for an interview. 576 00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:05,370 Look, I've got an unconditional place. It's amazing for someone my age. 577 00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:08,970 If you could go for an interview without getting permission, 578 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:10,773 what could you do when you're there? 579 00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:14,131 Dad, one second. Tahara, couldn't you just commute or something? 580 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:17,014 What's the point, then? I might as well stay in Glasgow. 581 00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:19,052 The whole part of this is so I can... 582 00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:23,856 What's more important to you? Education or staying away from home? 583 00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:27,412 There's unis in Glasgow as well. 584 00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:32,180 - Can't you just commute, Tahara? - How can you say that? No, I can't! 585 00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:36,419 It's not fair. I'm gonna miss out on a whole different life. I don't want to do that! 586 00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:40,500 Why... Why did you even get married and come here and have kids? 587 00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:42,611 What's the point of having kids here? 588 00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:45,778 We're Western! I'm sorry, but we're not from Pakistan! 589 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:49,336 Listen, don't change the subject! You are going to study in Glasgow! 590 00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:51,736 - I'm not changing the subject! - You can't go! 591 00:53:51,780 --> 00:53:55,376 - It's the same bloody subject! - And don't talk to me like that! Right? 592 00:53:55,420 --> 00:53:57,412 Take it away! Enough is enough! 593 00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:59,691 Is this why we got you educated? 594 00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:03,654 That this day had to come? You cannot go! And that's final! 595 00:54:09,740 --> 00:54:11,732 I'm sorry. 596 00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:14,136 It really hurts. It means so much. 597 00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:17,489 Do you know how much work I've put... 598 00:54:17,540 --> 00:54:19,816 Do you know how much work I've put into it? 599 00:54:19,860 --> 00:54:21,852 No, Mum, please! 600 00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:23,892 I've worked my arse off. 601 00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:28,658 - You're just over-dramatic. - Oh, just fuck off! 602 00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:33,734 Don't you ever talk to me like that again. 603 00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:38,972 And you are such a hypocrite! 604 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:42,092 Casim, look at me. 605 00:54:43,140 --> 00:54:45,132 Look at me. What's wrong? 606 00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:47,331 You're such a fucking hypocrite! 607 00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:49,372 Look at me! 608 00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:52,895 I'll never forgive you for this. 609 00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:57,499 - You're only upset, only. - Mum... 610 00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:57,891 I can't go ahead with it. 611 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:12,780 I'll sell the car. I'll give you the money back for the extension. I can't do it. 612 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:52,697 Yeah. What, birthday parties? Are you having a fucking laugh, mate? 613 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:57,531 I don't do birthday parties. I've no' been doing birthday parties for the last ten years. 614 00:56:57,580 --> 00:57:01,699 But listen, if you wanna phone back, phone me back, but I've got another call. 615 00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:05,654 Listen, my other phone's ringing so do you want to call back? 616 00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:08,579 I'll speak to you soon. Aye, OK, mate. Yeah, hello? 617 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,536 Yeah, f lam stuff. Yeah, that's us, yeah. 618 00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:17,936 Aye, I can sort you out with anything you want. 619 00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:20,859 Mull Of Kintyre, Abba-anything you want, I'll give you it. 620 00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:27,496 Aye, I can get you a DJ no problem. 621 00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:30,738 The guy you're probably lookin for, I take it, is Casim. 622 00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:33,732 Er, 750 quid. 623 00:57:34,780 --> 00:57:38,820 That's the fucking deposit, mate, that's the deposit. 624 00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:45,090 You're actually dressed all right tonight. 625 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:47,735 - Thank you. Thank God! - Don't take him on. 626 00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:49,772 My wee sweetheart. 627 00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:55,220 We can't talk about girls. 628 00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:56,455 He's just a lad. 629 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,731 Roisin... 630 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,772 How have you been? 631 00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,059 Great. 632 00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:40,376 I didn't want to disturb you. You looked busy. 633 00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,012 Yeah, I'm kept busy. 634 00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:48,139 I don't suppose you... fancy meeting up sometime? 635 00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:52,894 No. 636 00:58:53,940 --> 00:58:55,932 No, I don't really see the point. 637 00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:59,577 I really miss you. 638 00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:07,492 Roisin... I think about you all the time. 639 00:59:11,740 --> 00:59:13,732 I have to go now. 640 00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:20,892 Thank you. 641 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:55,332 Thank you. 642 00:59:58,780 --> 01:00:00,931 - Hi, dear. Is that all you want? - Yes. 643 01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:02,619 47p, please. 644 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:08,173 - Here you are. - Thank you. 645 01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:11,054 - You'll manage or you want a bag? - That's fine, thank you. 646 01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,092 OK, thanks very much. 647 01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:18,732 Miss Hanlon. 648 01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:23,260 You don't have a cat, miss, do you? 649 01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:26,338 No. 650 01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:31,538 - Were you here to see Casim, then? - No, Tahara, I wasn't. 651 01:00:48,300 --> 01:00:52,294 That's much better. It is much better. You did it a little bit again. 652 01:00:52,340 --> 01:00:54,980 Roisin... Sorry, could I have a word? 653 01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:58,775 Yeah, of course. Do you want to have a practice? I'll be back in a second. 654 01:01:02,060 --> 01:01:02,937 Hi. 655 01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:06,052 I just noticed that your Certificate Of Approval is out of date 656 01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,376 and we need one to finalise all the details. 657 01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:13,540 If you could get one, take it to your parish priest, ask him to sign it, and that's it: Full-time post. 658 01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:15,572 OK, great. Thanks. 659 01:01:30,580 --> 01:01:32,572 Walk. 660 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:35,932 Walk! 661 01:01:41,020 --> 01:01:43,012 Hello? 662 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:46,610 Tahara told me you called off the wedding. 663 01:01:48,140 --> 01:01:50,132 And that you've moved out of home. 664 01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:00,492 - Hi. - Hi. 665 01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:09,976 - What was that for? - Cos you're a bastard. 666 01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:12,012 And you deserve it. 667 01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:16,609 - You're the bastard. - I am not. 668 01:02:18,060 --> 01:02:20,052 You're a prick. 669 01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:22,092 Prickette. 670 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,932 Dick. 671 01:02:26,620 --> 01:02:28,612 Dickette. 672 01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:56,740 - I really missed you. - I missed you. 673 01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:01,772 Let's fuck. 674 01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:41,771 Roisin, you're going to have to duck down. 675 01:03:41,820 --> 01:03:43,812 - Quickly. Seriously. - Are you serious? 676 01:03:43,860 --> 01:03:45,419 - Seriously. - Casim... 677 01:03:45,460 --> 01:03:47,929 It's another of my cousin's takeaways. 678 01:03:47,980 --> 01:03:50,495 - That's you. - That's the last time I'm doing that. 679 01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:53,135 - You have to do it again. - How many cousins do you have? 680 01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:11,690 - There you go, Miss Hanlon. - Oh, lovely. 681 01:04:11,740 --> 01:04:13,572 Gulab jamin and ice cream. 682 01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:17,455 - Gulab jamee? - No, gulab jamin and ice cream. 683 01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:20,850 Thanks very much. What is it? 684 01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:24,535 Gulab jamin and ice cream. 685 01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:28,772 Thank you. 686 01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:44,052 It's my mum. 687 01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,819 Hello? 688 01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:57,619 Mum... don't cry, Mum. 689 01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:07,972 Promise, Mum. Look... 690 01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:12,612 Mum, don't cry. 691 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:16,772 Mum, don't say that. 692 01:05:27,860 --> 01:05:29,852 What's wrong? 693 01:05:29,900 --> 01:05:31,892 She found my dad lying in my bed. 694 01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:35,094 He had a nightmare. 695 01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:40,850 Let me show you something. 696 01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:50,212 - My dad's a twin. - Is he? 697 01:05:50,260 --> 01:05:52,252 Och, look. 698 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:54,178 They're lovely. 699 01:05:58,740 --> 01:06:00,732 Where were these taken? 700 01:06:01,580 --> 01:06:04,140 India. Their eighth birthday. 701 01:06:04,180 --> 01:06:07,298 Two months before Partition, 1947. 702 01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:10,257 They were Muslims living in India. 703 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,292 They had to get over to Pakistan. 704 01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:16,176 The Sikhs and Hindus fled the other way. 705 01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:20,132 15 million people on the march. 706 01:06:21,900 --> 01:06:23,892 Plus two. 707 01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:29,576 They said it was like a journey from hell. 708 01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:33,295 The whole fucking place exploded in hysteria. 709 01:06:34,260 --> 01:06:37,810 Muslims butchered Hindus, Hindus slaughtered Muslims. 710 01:06:39,420 --> 01:06:42,333 Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people died. 711 01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:52,290 Halfway through, they were caught in an ambush outside a village. 712 01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:56,132 My dad's brother was kidnapped. 713 01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:00,692 He was never, ever seen again. 714 01:07:02,740 --> 01:07:04,732 It's marked my dad for life. 715 01:07:08,180 --> 01:07:10,172 What was his name? 716 01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:13,098 Casim. 717 01:07:17,980 --> 01:07:19,972 I'd love to meet them. 718 01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:22,937 You know, get to know them, slowly. 719 01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:25,893 - Did you ever imagine being a Muslim? - No. 720 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,491 Under any circumstances? 721 01:07:32,580 --> 01:07:34,139 No. 722 01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:37,491 They can't imagine me being with someone who's not a Muslim. 723 01:07:37,540 --> 01:07:41,500 I've a friend who's been living with his girlfriend for seven years. 724 01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:45,771 His parents think there's a bunch of them who share a flat together. 725 01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:48,335 I couldn't live a lie like that, Casim. No way. 726 01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:51,532 It's easy for you. 727 01:07:51,580 --> 01:07:53,572 Nothing to lose. 728 01:07:54,460 --> 01:07:57,498 "Can't live a lie". It's a self-indulgence. 729 01:07:57,540 --> 01:07:59,532 What are you talking about? 730 01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:01,651 Do you want me to break with my family? 731 01:08:02,900 --> 01:08:04,653 I mean break forever? 732 01:08:07,780 --> 01:08:09,772 Could you do that with your mum? 733 01:08:13,540 --> 01:08:15,532 And what do you ask of them? 734 01:08:17,780 --> 01:08:19,772 They can't make the jump, Roisin. 735 01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:22,494 - They can't. - So people can't change? 736 01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:24,372 They're beyond that. 737 01:08:25,420 --> 01:08:29,573 I mean, if they see me living here, my whole life would be destroyed with them. 738 01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:34,092 So what are we going to do? 739 01:08:35,340 --> 01:08:40,290 Just tell little lies for the rest of our... time together? 740 01:08:42,380 --> 01:08:44,372 I almost said "lives". 741 01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:05,338 - Hello, I'm here to see Father Chambers. - Are you expected? 742 01:09:05,380 --> 01:09:09,294 - Yeah, I've got an appointment. - If you'd like to take a seat, please. 743 01:09:11,140 --> 01:09:14,053 - Can I have your name, please? - It's Roisin Hanlon. 744 01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:25,175 - Good morning, Father. - Straight through. 745 01:09:32,060 --> 01:09:34,734 I haven't seen you in Mass for some time, Roisin. 746 01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:37,454 I take it you've been attending another parish. 747 01:09:39,020 --> 01:09:42,411 The school have offered me a permanent position. 748 01:09:42,460 --> 01:09:46,010 Since I'll be moving from a temporary contract into a full-time post, 749 01:09:46,060 --> 01:09:50,976 I just need my Certificate Of Approval updated, so I'd be grateful if you'd sign it for me. 750 01:09:52,780 --> 01:09:55,420 And that's it, yes? Simple as that? 751 01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:57,531 Thank you, Father. Goodbye, Father. 752 01:09:57,580 --> 01:10:00,493 I was given this by the Archdiocese. 753 01:10:00,540 --> 01:10:04,534 The appropriate section being the update of the Educate Scotland Act, 1918. 754 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:09,530 In particular, the amendments of 1989, schedule 10, paragraph 8. 755 01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:14,340 "Each teacher shall be approved as to his religious belief and character" 756 01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:16,372 by the representative of the Church 757 01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:19,492 "in whose interest the school is being conducted." 758 01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:24,211 What do you think is the rationale behind Catholic schools? 759 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:30,617 "It is a community of faith where pupils and teachers work together, 760 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:34,449 recognising that they share the same Christian values." 761 01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:40,219 What do you make of that? That is the law of the land. 762 01:10:42,620 --> 01:10:44,930 I wasn't aware of the details, Father. 763 01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:47,449 It's even more specific than you think. 764 01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:53,131 As parish priest, I have to satisfy myself that the teacher in question 765 01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:57,060 "is giving public witness to the faith in their daily lives." 766 01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:59,660 Now, that is quite clear, Roisin. 767 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:03,690 OK... I'm not going to beat around the bush. 768 01:11:05,420 --> 01:11:07,139 Are you living with a man? 769 01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:08,819 Sorry? 770 01:11:08,860 --> 01:11:12,456 Are you having sex outside of marriage? 771 01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:15,015 - That's none of your business. - It is my business. 772 01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:17,052 You've not been listening. 773 01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:21,299 I have a responsibility to the parents of those Catholic children that you teach. 774 01:11:21,340 --> 01:11:25,653 I am a priest. I'm not some 9-to-5 bureaucrat who's here just to rubber-stamp things. 775 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:28,295 What are you thinking? You think you can get into bed 776 01:11:28,340 --> 01:11:31,060 with any Tom, Dick or Mohammed and teach Catholic kids? 777 01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:33,774 - What did you say? - You heard fine well what I said! 778 01:11:33,820 --> 01:11:36,016 - Who told you that? - None of your business! 779 01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:40,054 None of my business? I'm sorry, but this is my life you're talking about. 780 01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:43,172 It's my... my job, my career! 781 01:11:43,220 --> 01:11:47,658 And who do you think you are to speak to me like I'm your housekeeper or some altar boy? 782 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:50,169 I am your parish priest! 783 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:53,531 I'll speak to you in whatever manner I see fit! Now, sit down! 784 01:11:53,580 --> 01:11:58,291 If you want to keep this job of yours, I suggest you take a seat! 785 01:11:58,340 --> 01:12:00,013 Now! Sit! 786 01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:04,572 Now... 787 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:09,854 Let's both take a deep breath and see if we can sort this out amicably now. 788 01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:13,018 I do not doubt for a second that you are a wonderful teacher. 789 01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:17,976 In fact, I've got letters from the school saying so, but I have to listen to my conscience. 790 01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:23,140 In the eyes of the Catholic Church, you are still a married woman. 791 01:12:23,180 --> 01:12:26,298 Now, you're a young woman. You can apply for annulment. 792 01:12:27,060 --> 01:12:29,256 This boy you're living with, is he a Catholic? 793 01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:33,576 Would he consider becoming a Catholic? 794 01:12:35,460 --> 01:12:38,180 - We haven't spoken about it. - Well, I suggest you do. 795 01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:42,931 And anyway, even if he doesn't want to become a Catholic, we're not living in the Dark Ages. 796 01:12:42,980 --> 01:12:46,178 When you get an annulment, you can get a special dispensation 797 01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:49,770 and then you can get married on the condition that you both vow 798 01:12:49,820 --> 01:12:52,779 that you will bring up your children as Catholics. 799 01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:54,812 Now, in the meantime... 800 01:12:54,860 --> 01:12:57,455 you cannot live in sin 801 01:12:57,500 --> 01:13:03,451 and come in here and ask me to rubber-stamp it or give you some seal of approval. 802 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:06,572 You might not like that, but that's simply the way it is. 803 01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:11,739 The faith of our fathers is not for the faint-hearted. I'll give you some advice. 804 01:13:11,780 --> 01:13:15,535 You go home, you kick him out and you get married. 805 01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:20,097 And if you're not prepared to do that, I suggest you go and teach the Protestants. 806 01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:40,177 He was rude, he was patronising... 807 01:13:41,780 --> 01:13:44,375 He was horrible. The whole thing was horrible. 808 01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:49,613 I mean, it's an ordinary school, supported 100% by public taxes. Our taxes at that. 809 01:13:49,660 --> 01:13:52,858 What my private life has to do with anything I've no idea. 810 01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,698 "Living in sin". 811 01:13:54,740 --> 01:13:56,459 Fucking cheek of him. 812 01:13:57,940 --> 01:14:00,216 What would your mum have made of all this? 813 01:14:00,260 --> 01:14:03,537 Oh, God, I don't know. I mean, she would have supported me, 814 01:14:03,580 --> 01:14:07,176 and she probably would have said, "I just want you to be happy, Roisin." 815 01:14:07,220 --> 01:14:11,419 Then probably a day or two later, she would have said, "What about the children?" 816 01:14:11,460 --> 01:14:14,578 That's what everybody's going to be thinking, isn't it? 817 01:14:14,620 --> 01:14:16,532 What colour are they going to be? 818 01:14:16,580 --> 01:14:19,732 Are they going to be circumcised? Which school will they go to? 819 01:14:19,780 --> 01:14:22,534 What religious stamp are you going to stick to them? 820 01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:25,971 They're fucking bigots, all of them. They drive me fucking insane. 821 01:14:26,020 --> 01:14:30,299 If it's not the Holy Willy priest and his cronies on one side, 822 01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:34,300 it's your dad and the fucking mullahs on the other and we're stuck in the middle. 823 01:14:34,340 --> 01:14:35,899 Don't say that, Roisin. 824 01:14:35,940 --> 01:14:38,535 - Don't call my dad a bigot. - Well, what is he, then? 825 01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:41,812 - He could be a lot of things but he's not a bigot. - You said so yourself. 826 01:14:41,860 --> 01:14:44,329 - You don't know him. - You said he'd look through me. 827 01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:46,770 He's not a bigot. You don't know him, Roisin. 828 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:50,291 - You're too scared to introduce us. - You're white. You don't understand. 829 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,492 Sign it. 830 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:06,609 - Is that my resignation? - Your contract. 831 01:15:06,660 --> 01:15:09,971 - I haven't got the Certificate Of Approval. - I don't care. 832 01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:14,499 - This is your head on the line, Michael. - I said... 833 01:15:15,580 --> 01:15:17,139 sign it. 834 01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:19,456 You do know I'm still living with him...? 835 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:22,971 That's none of my business, Roisin, and, as far as I'm concerned, 836 01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:27,936 it's none of that old fanatic's business either. You've done a first-class job here. 837 01:15:27,980 --> 01:15:31,052 Look, do I have to forge that signature for you? 838 01:15:31,100 --> 01:15:32,500 No. 839 01:15:55,060 --> 01:15:57,052 Excuse me. 840 01:15:57,100 --> 01:15:59,774 - Are you Miss... Hanlon? - Yeah. 841 01:16:00,780 --> 01:16:03,693 My name's Rukhsana Khan. I'm Casim's older sister. 842 01:16:03,740 --> 01:16:05,015 Hi. 843 01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:08,371 Erm... is it possible to have... have a chat with you? 844 01:16:08,420 --> 01:16:10,412 Yeah, sure. Do you want to come up? 845 01:16:10,460 --> 01:16:12,497 Could we go elsewhere? 846 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:18,292 - Tea? - Thanks. 847 01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:19,979 Thanks. 848 01:16:20,020 --> 01:16:22,012 That's great. Thanks. 849 01:16:29,740 --> 01:16:32,778 Roisin, you must be wondering why I've asked to... 850 01:16:32,820 --> 01:16:35,016 Well, I've come to see you, I suppose. 851 01:16:35,060 --> 01:16:37,177 You must think this is very odd, but... 852 01:16:37,220 --> 01:16:42,295 basically, I feel that I had to talk to you because of what's going on just now with my family. 853 01:16:42,340 --> 01:16:44,138 Erm... 854 01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:48,330 Casim's left home and he's living with you. 855 01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:53,136 And erm... as far as my family's concerned and my community's concerned, 856 01:16:53,180 --> 01:16:56,218 it's brought a great deal of shame on all of us. 857 01:16:56,260 --> 01:16:59,731 You see, we have this concept called "izzat"... 858 01:17:00,780 --> 01:17:03,136 which I guess is family honour, 859 01:17:03,180 --> 01:17:05,854 and that's really, really important to people. 860 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:11,180 And my parents, all their life, have worked very, very hard to maintain that, to keep that. 861 01:17:11,220 --> 01:17:14,418 And they've built up respect and trust in the community. 862 01:17:16,620 --> 01:17:20,216 And what Casim has done has basically taken that away. 863 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:22,893 And not only that... 864 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,254 I don't know if Casim told you, but... 865 01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:31,776 I met Amar through my family... 866 01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:36,177 and we got on really well, our families got on really well. 867 01:17:36,220 --> 01:17:37,973 We were very fond of each other. 868 01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:43,131 In the short time that we've known each other, we feel very strongly. 869 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:45,172 And we both want to get married. 870 01:17:47,820 --> 01:17:49,812 But because of what Casim's done... 871 01:17:52,820 --> 01:17:55,858 his mother phoned up and cancelled the wedding. 872 01:18:00,940 --> 01:18:02,932 I love your brother. 873 01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:06,252 Why can't you accept that? 874 01:18:07,180 --> 01:18:09,172 For how long? 875 01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:13,212 I... I don't know. 876 01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:16,252 When will you know? 877 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,417 When everybody's lives are fucked up? 878 01:18:18,460 --> 01:18:20,577 Can't you understand what's going on? 879 01:18:21,380 --> 01:18:24,817 Can't you understand that, because of your... love, 880 01:18:24,860 --> 01:18:28,251 that so many people's lives are being destroyed? 881 01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:32,697 You clearly don't understand, do you? 882 01:18:35,260 --> 01:18:37,616 Roisin, I'm just going to ask you straight. 883 01:18:37,660 --> 01:18:39,652 Will you leave my brother? 884 01:18:42,340 --> 01:18:44,491 Please will you leave my brother? 885 01:18:46,660 --> 01:18:48,652 No. 886 01:19:50,980 --> 01:19:52,972 Roisin, can I have a word with you? 887 01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:04,499 I need to have a quick word with you. Come over here. 888 01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:06,532 Away from the classroom. 889 01:20:06,580 --> 01:20:09,414 Roisin... I am so sorry. 890 01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:14,091 I have just had a call from the Director Of Education and I'm afraid you're out, 891 01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:16,132 and I'm in a bit of trouble. 892 01:20:16,180 --> 01:20:20,174 They're going to move you on to a non-denominational school on Monday, 893 01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:22,451 so I'm afraid this is your last day. 894 01:20:24,260 --> 01:20:26,252 This is ridiculous. 895 01:20:27,260 --> 01:20:29,058 I-I agree. 896 01:20:29,940 --> 01:20:32,057 So I start in another school on Monday. 897 01:20:33,060 --> 01:20:34,699 Yes, I'm afraid so. 898 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:38,898 What about the students? Can I not work till the end of the term? 899 01:20:38,940 --> 01:20:42,331 I know. I know, and I regret that bitterly, but I'm afraid... 900 01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:46,169 all you can do is go back in there and say that you're having to leave. 901 01:20:47,020 --> 01:20:49,012 And this'll be the last day. 902 01:20:49,820 --> 01:20:51,812 It's shocking, I know. 903 01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:54,056 And they will be as disappointed as I am. 904 01:21:14,540 --> 01:21:17,260 - Hello? - Casim, move your fucking arse! 905 01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:19,019 Get down the stairs, right? 906 01:21:19,060 --> 01:21:21,336 - Or we're gonna fuck up this whole deal. - OK. 907 01:21:21,380 --> 01:21:24,214 - Give me a minute. I'm coming. - How many minutes? An hour? 908 01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:26,536 - Give me a minute. - You wee dick! Move it! 909 01:21:26,580 --> 01:21:29,652 I need to go. We're meeting those backers from London. 910 01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:33,694 - Can you postpone? - We're picking them up at the airport just now. 911 01:21:33,740 --> 01:21:36,255 Why don't you give him the plans? He can go on his own. 912 01:21:36,300 --> 01:21:38,292 He needs me to come along with him. 913 01:21:38,340 --> 01:21:41,174 Well... I kind of need you here, Casim. I lost my job today. 914 01:21:41,220 --> 01:21:43,735 I'll be back in a couple of hours. It won't take long. 915 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:46,772 If it's not Hammid, it's the priest. 916 01:21:46,820 --> 01:21:50,336 - If it's not the priest, it's your bloody sister. - My sister's OK. 917 01:21:50,380 --> 01:21:54,010 She's OK? She asked me to leave you. 918 01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:57,053 Roisin, I need to go. It's important to me. 919 01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:59,092 And this is important to me. 920 01:21:59,140 --> 01:22:02,338 I've tried to understand your sister, Casim, I really have. 921 01:22:02,380 --> 01:22:05,054 I've tried to understand your whole family, in fact. 922 01:22:05,100 --> 01:22:09,219 If your dad's so great, I don't see why he can't start treating me like a human being. 923 01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:12,458 - If you'd been in his shoes you wouldn't judge... - Here we go again. 924 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,890 "Here we go again? Here we go again?" 925 01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:17,057 Have you ever had a dog set on you, Roisin? 926 01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:21,014 Have a group of kids chasing after you, making monkey noises? I don't think so. 927 01:22:21,060 --> 01:22:24,132 You have any idea how many times he had to keep his mouth shut? 928 01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:27,571 The humiliation, the insults he's been through? No, none whatsoever. 929 01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:30,612 Have you ever been spat on, in fact? 930 01:22:30,660 --> 01:22:34,017 Just ask Rukhsana what it feels like to have a grog run down her face. 931 01:22:34,060 --> 01:22:37,736 - OK, so there's racist bastards out there. - I saw my father stabbed. 932 01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:39,737 He nearly bled to death in my arms. 933 01:22:39,780 --> 01:22:42,215 So excuse fucking me. 934 01:22:50,260 --> 01:22:52,252 Fucking coming, mate! Wait! 935 01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:54,774 That's not fair, Casim. 936 01:22:54,820 --> 01:22:56,812 It's not my fault. 937 01:22:56,860 --> 01:23:00,934 And it's not my family's fault if they're treated like Paki foreigners, 938 01:23:00,980 --> 01:23:03,290 not quite up to the mark. 939 01:23:11,540 --> 01:23:13,293 I need to go, Roisin. 940 01:23:15,420 --> 01:23:17,889 - It's really important I meet them. - Stay. 941 01:23:17,940 --> 01:23:21,536 - I'll be back as soon as I can. - Casim, I'm asking you to stay, please. 942 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:25,096 - It's our backers from London. - Yeah, I know that, but I'm a... 943 01:23:25,140 --> 01:23:27,735 If they like us, it's our big chance. 944 01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:31,057 Maybe your sister's right. Maybe we shouldn't be with each other. 945 01:23:31,100 --> 01:23:32,978 - Maybe we shouldn't. - Fuck you, then. 946 01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:35,012 - Fuck off, then. - Whatever. 947 01:23:35,940 --> 01:23:37,374 Dick. 948 01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:21,012 Roisin? 949 01:24:24,220 --> 01:24:26,610 Roisin, can you take the chain off, please? 950 01:24:32,220 --> 01:24:34,212 Is everything OK? 951 01:24:34,260 --> 01:24:37,810 - She's not answering her mobile. It's off. - Still not got hold of her? 952 01:24:37,860 --> 01:24:40,932 Here, babes. Don't worry. Maybe she's gone out or something. 953 01:24:40,980 --> 01:24:42,972 OK? Don't worry. 954 01:24:48,060 --> 01:24:51,451 Hi, Roisin. If you're in, please pick up the phone at least. 955 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:54,413 I can't call you on your mobile cos it's off. I'm so sorry. 956 01:24:54,460 --> 01:24:57,134 I feel like shit. I promise I'll make it up to you. 957 01:24:57,180 --> 01:25:00,139 If you're making me squirm, it's working. I deserve it. 958 01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:03,537 I've got some good news. They're putting up the money for the club. 959 01:25:03,580 --> 01:25:06,459 We're going out to celebrate. I can't do that without you. 960 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,696 I'll have no-one to spin on the dance floor. 961 01:25:08,740 --> 01:25:12,939 Please phone me when you get back in, but if you're in, please pick up for me. 962 01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:14,972 See you soon, my durdou. 963 01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:27,779 - Casim... - What? 964 01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:30,619 - That was your mum on the phone. - What did she say? 965 01:25:30,660 --> 01:25:34,939 That you're always engaged. She's trying to get hold of you. Phone her back. 966 01:25:34,980 --> 01:25:38,257 - Anything else? - Well, she's not going to tell me. 967 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,292 Give her a wee phone. 968 01:25:43,340 --> 01:25:45,332 Hello, Tahara? 969 01:25:46,180 --> 01:25:48,172 Wh... 970 01:25:49,340 --> 01:25:51,332 Tahara, are you still there? 971 01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:54,892 What was that? 972 01:25:54,940 --> 01:25:56,454 She got cut off. 973 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:59,493 Might have been bad reception. Don't worry about it. 974 01:25:59,540 --> 01:26:01,532 No, I was calling the house phone. 975 01:26:01,580 --> 01:26:04,778 I think it might have something to do with your mum, no? 976 01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:10,818 Hi, Miss Hanlon, this is Rukhsana Khan, Casim's sister. 977 01:26:10,860 --> 01:26:13,375 I was hoping that I could, erm, meet up with you. 978 01:26:14,140 --> 01:26:16,132 Hello? 979 01:26:17,220 --> 01:26:19,212 Hi. 980 01:26:19,260 --> 01:26:21,729 It's Rukhsana here. Can I ask you a favour? 981 01:26:21,780 --> 01:26:23,772 What is it? 982 01:26:23,820 --> 01:26:25,300 I need to show you something. 983 01:26:25,340 --> 01:26:27,332 Show me what? 984 01:26:27,380 --> 01:26:31,169 Well, it's difficult to explain over the phone. Could I pick you up? 985 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,939 How nice to see you, Casim. 986 01:26:57,980 --> 01:27:02,099 - Is everything all right? - Oh, fine. Everything is fine. But we miss you. 987 01:27:03,020 --> 01:27:04,818 Gosh, how nice to see you. 988 01:27:07,060 --> 01:27:09,575 Ah, leave it... Leave it. 989 01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:11,612 What do you think of it? 990 01:27:11,660 --> 01:27:14,573 - Is Tahara OK? - Tahara, she's in her room studying. 991 01:27:14,620 --> 01:27:16,612 Come on. She's fine. 992 01:27:16,660 --> 01:27:20,370 And... What do you think of it? We got it finished. 993 01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:24,016 - All done? - Oh, aye. Come on, I'll show you inside of it. 994 01:27:25,380 --> 01:27:27,611 There you are. All finito. 995 01:27:30,740 --> 01:27:32,732 This is your fitted kitchen. 996 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,332 See? 997 01:27:37,380 --> 01:27:39,372 Real McKay stuff. 998 01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:46,772 And Casim, see that? Real pine wood. 999 01:27:49,740 --> 01:27:53,336 And your sister Rukhsana thought you would need the internet stuff. 1000 01:27:53,380 --> 01:27:55,849 - What do you call it? - Laptop. 1001 01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:58,096 Aye. There you are. It's all yours. 1002 01:28:10,900 --> 01:28:14,018 - Why are we stopped here? - Erm... this is our house. 1003 01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:15,619 Erm... 1004 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:22,492 What am I doing here, Rukhsana? 1005 01:28:24,060 --> 01:28:26,052 Just... Just wait and see. 1006 01:28:28,380 --> 01:28:30,372 That's Amar there. 1007 01:28:31,620 --> 01:28:34,260 That's the extension my father's been working on. 1008 01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:36,292 He was completely obsessed with it. 1009 01:28:37,300 --> 01:28:39,292 Well, are we going to go in or just... 1010 01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:43,215 Just... Just... That's my mum. 1011 01:28:45,460 --> 01:28:48,612 - She's missed Casim so much. - Is that Casim? 1012 01:28:55,020 --> 01:28:57,012 Are we gonna go and meet them? 1013 01:28:58,820 --> 01:29:00,812 Just wait one second. 1014 01:29:32,540 --> 01:29:34,497 Who are they? 1015 01:29:34,540 --> 01:29:38,250 That's erm... Jasmine. Casim's fiancée. 1016 01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:41,771 Och, for fuck's sake, Rukhsana! What the fuck am I doing here? 1017 01:29:41,820 --> 01:29:44,813 What are you trying to do? Just rub it in my face, is it? 1018 01:29:47,700 --> 01:29:50,169 - I didn't meant to upset you. - Oh, did you not? 1019 01:29:50,220 --> 01:29:52,371 What do you think you're trying to do to me? 1020 01:29:52,420 --> 01:29:54,093 My intention's not to upset you. 1021 01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:57,690 I just want you to see what's going on, how we live, what our family's like. 1022 01:29:58,740 --> 01:30:01,460 Can't you see that this'll all be destroyed if... 1023 01:30:02,460 --> 01:30:04,577 I was told that the wedding is off. 1024 01:30:04,620 --> 01:30:06,816 - Is the wedding off? - No. 1025 01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:09,739 You'll see. Casim will go ahead with the marriage. 1026 01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:16,532 His family's very important to him. 1027 01:30:21,820 --> 01:30:24,619 So what is this? Are you just gonna leave me here 1028 01:30:24,660 --> 01:30:26,697 like a fucking eejit and rub it in my face? 1029 01:30:26,740 --> 01:30:30,654 My intention is to show you what's going on here and show you that that's my family. 1030 01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:32,578 I care about them, OK? 1031 01:30:32,620 --> 01:30:35,260 I am not prepared to give all that up plus Amar up 1032 01:30:35,300 --> 01:30:39,613 for someone who doesn't even know they're going to love my brother next week. 1033 01:30:39,660 --> 01:30:43,654 You're fucked, Rukhsana. You and your whole fucking family is fucked! 1034 01:31:23,780 --> 01:31:25,180 What did I say before I left? 1035 01:31:32,260 --> 01:31:35,059 Casim, I've tried to tell you but they've got my mobile. 1036 01:31:35,100 --> 01:31:37,012 - They've got Roisin outside. - What? 1037 01:31:37,060 --> 01:31:41,020 - They've got Roisin outside in the car! - Casim! Stand still! 1038 01:31:41,060 --> 01:31:43,052 Hey! Come back here! 1039 01:31:43,100 --> 01:31:46,172 What the fuck's going on? 1040 01:31:46,220 --> 01:31:49,816 - You come back here! - I don't know. She's gone. 1041 01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:52,250 I can't fucking believe this. What's going on? 1042 01:31:52,300 --> 01:31:54,417 - Come here! - She's gone. 1043 01:31:54,460 --> 01:31:55,735 Where is she? 1044 01:31:57,740 --> 01:32:00,414 - No, I'm not coming back anywhere. - Forget her! 1045 01:32:04,540 --> 01:32:07,931 - Rukhsana, take your mum inside. - Is this some sort of fucking joke? 1046 01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:11,212 I may not be as clever and educated like you are, but I'm your father. 1047 01:32:11,260 --> 01:32:13,570 Please try to understand. Right? Listen. 1048 01:32:13,620 --> 01:32:16,010 See, you could be with them 100 years. 1049 01:32:16,060 --> 01:32:20,100 They'll still call you "black bastard". Right? You're still the same to them. 1050 01:32:20,140 --> 01:32:22,575 Think of 25 years down the road. 1051 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:27,900 What happens when you don't have your health, your money, your resources, your business? 1052 01:32:27,940 --> 01:32:31,297 - What happens? She'll kick you out. - You don't know that, Dad. 1053 01:32:31,340 --> 01:32:34,412 Listen, don't let a cheap goree come between us. 1054 01:32:34,460 --> 01:32:37,737 They throw you out in the street. She'll find another man. 1055 01:32:37,780 --> 01:32:39,578 What about values? Right? 1056 01:32:39,620 --> 01:32:42,294 What about your culture? Your religion? Right? 1057 01:32:42,340 --> 01:32:43,660 Listen to your mum. 1058 01:32:43,700 --> 01:32:46,534 We're your parents. We'll die for you. 1059 01:32:46,580 --> 01:32:50,290 We'll do anything for you. You're our only son. You're our future. 1060 01:32:50,340 --> 01:32:51,979 Respect my choice, then, Dad! 1061 01:32:52,020 --> 01:32:54,899 That's all I ask of you. Respect my fucking choice! 1062 01:32:54,940 --> 01:32:57,694 We do! You don't understand that. Right? 1063 01:32:57,740 --> 01:33:01,620 Meet her. Her name's Roisin. Meet her, talk to her, get to know her. Can you do that? 1064 01:33:02,620 --> 01:33:06,409 - Listen, I'll ask you one more time. - You're not asking me, you're telling me. 1065 01:33:06,460 --> 01:33:10,056 You've done that your whole life. Your whole fucking life you've told me. 1066 01:33:10,100 --> 01:33:13,491 - Don't swear like that to me. - Just give her a chance. Give her a chance! 1067 01:33:13,540 --> 01:33:14,860 Casim! 1068 01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:16,892 Come back! 1069 01:33:16,940 --> 01:33:18,932 Oh, God! 1070 01:33:18,980 --> 01:33:20,812 Hey, you bastard, you! 1071 01:33:20,860 --> 01:33:23,614 Hey! You do that for them! 1072 01:33:23,660 --> 01:33:26,255 Bastard! Bastard! 1073 01:33:26,300 --> 01:33:28,860 Bastard! Bastards! 1074 01:33:28,900 --> 01:33:30,892 Stop it! 1075 01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:36,339 Bastards! Come on! Fucking do that, eh? 1076 01:33:41,780 --> 01:33:43,772 Roisin? 1077 01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:46,932 Roisin? 1078 01:34:22,980 --> 01:34:26,417 - How's your hand? - It's better. It's better. 1079 01:34:29,460 --> 01:34:31,452 Dad... 1080 01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:37,370 I know how you feel about... me wanting to be a journalist. 1081 01:34:37,420 --> 01:34:40,015 And about Edinburgh University. 1082 01:34:40,060 --> 01:34:44,612 I just want you to know that... I really want to go. 1083 01:34:45,700 --> 01:34:47,692 And I'm going to go. 1084 01:34:47,740 --> 01:34:49,811 And I'm gonna keep speaking to Casim. 1085 01:34:49,860 --> 01:34:53,251 I can't not speak to him. He's my brother. 1086 01:35:01,180 --> 01:35:03,172 Thanks, Mum. 1087 01:36:28,660 --> 01:36:31,175 I've been looking for you everywhere, Roisin. 1088 01:36:31,220 --> 01:36:32,973 I went to a bar. 1089 01:36:33,020 --> 01:36:35,012 Several, actually. 1090 01:36:36,060 --> 01:36:39,337 Nearly fucked a complete stranger. Can you believe that? 1091 01:36:41,060 --> 01:36:43,529 I felt a tad lonely, to be honest. 1092 01:36:47,220 --> 01:36:49,212 Have you come to pick up your stuff? 1093 01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:54,332 That depends. 1094 01:36:55,780 --> 01:36:57,772 What on? 1095 01:37:00,100 --> 01:37:02,092 Whether you'll grow tired of me. 1096 01:37:05,020 --> 01:37:07,012 Absolutely. 1097 01:37:08,540 --> 01:37:10,532 Will you throw me out if I get sick? 1098 01:37:10,580 --> 01:37:12,537 Definitely. 1099 01:37:12,580 --> 01:37:14,572 Watch too much telly? 1100 01:37:14,620 --> 01:37:16,179 Most certainly. 1101 01:37:16,220 --> 01:37:17,973 Become bankrupt and penniless? 1102 01:37:18,020 --> 01:37:19,739 Without a doubt. 1103 01:37:20,580 --> 01:37:22,572 If I get depressed and lose my mind? 1104 01:37:22,620 --> 01:37:24,259 I'll send you a card. 1105 01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:29,379 - Better pick up my stuff, then. - Yeah, you'd better. 1106 01:37:30,860 --> 01:37:32,852 And what about... 1107 01:37:34,380 --> 01:37:39,580 when I get very, very, very old, Miss Hanlon? 1108 01:37:42,380 --> 01:37:44,372 I'll let you know. 1109 01:37:55,340 --> 01:37:57,332 Crazy durdou. 1110 01:37:59,420 --> 01:38:01,412 Smelly goree. 89661