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I hate bananas

I hate bananas

I hate bananas I actually like to eat bananas they

I actually like to eat bananas they

I actually like to eat bananas they taste good and are good for me

taste good and are good for me

taste good and are good for me my doctors told me if I eat a banana

my doctors told me if I eat a banana

my doctors told me if I eat a banana every day I will live longer

every day I will live longer

every day I will live longer so I do

so I do

so I do I eat a banana every single day it's the

I eat a banana every single day it's the

I eat a banana every single day it's the first thing I do every morning

first thing I do every morning

first thing I do every morning I hate my job

I hate my job

I hate my job everyone hates their job but not in the

everyone hates their job but not in the

everyone hates their job but not in the way I hate my job I wish I could hate my

way I hate my job I wish I could hate my

way I hate my job I wish I could hate my job the way everyone else hates their

job the way everyone else hates their

job the way everyone else hates their job

job

job but that's impossible because of my job

but that's impossible because of my job

but that's impossible because of my job many things are impossible

many things are impossible

many things are impossible happiness fulfillment

happiness fulfillment

happiness fulfillment love I buy bananas seven at a time once

love I buy bananas seven at a time once

love I buy bananas seven at a time once a week one for every day of the week

a week one for every day of the week

a week one for every day of the week I never get tired of eating them

I never get tired of eating them

I never get tired of eating them but I hate them on day six I wake up go

but I hate them on day six I wake up go

but I hate them on day six I wake up go to the kitchen eat a banana then notice

to the kitchen eat a banana then notice

to the kitchen eat a banana then notice that there is only one banana left

that there is only one banana left

that there is only one banana left [Music]

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[Music] this means two things

this means two things

this means two things first time to buy seven more bananas

first time to buy seven more bananas

first time to buy seven more bananas second

second

second another week has gone by in my pathetic

another week has gone by in my pathetic

another week has gone by in my pathetic miserable lonely life in which nothing

miserable lonely life in which nothing

miserable lonely life in which nothing has happened

is why I hate bananas

is why I hate bananas

is why I hate bananas [Music]

I don't have much of me to lose

I don't have much of me to lose

I don't have much of me to lose [Music]

okay I'm not falling for your charms not

okay I'm not falling for your charms not

okay I'm not falling for your charms not falling into your arms reprobate

13 across

13 across

13 across predestined to Eternal damnation

predestined to Eternal damnation

predestined to Eternal damnation nine letter words starts with three

nine letter words starts with three

nine letter words starts with three [Music]

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[Music] reprobate

reprobate

reprobate right here r

right here r

right here r E P I know how to spell it

E P I know how to spell it

E P I know how to spell it okay sorry just trying to help

busy

[Music]

okay

okay

okay From Here to Eternity

From Here to Eternity

From Here to Eternity vexatious and sacrifice sacrifice is

vexatious and sacrifice sacrifice is

vexatious and sacrifice sacrifice is easy I already have most of the letters

easy I already have most of the letters

easy I already have most of the letters [Music]

[Music]

[Music] maybe you should do it instead of me

maybe you should do it instead of me

maybe you should do it instead of me well I couldn't do any worse that's for

well I couldn't do any worse that's for

well I couldn't do any worse that's for sure

sure

sure but hey do you have the front section

but hey do you have the front section

but hey do you have the front section because I heard there was some news on

because I heard there was some news on

because I heard there was some news on ASAP

ASAP

ASAP I think

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] new Sun ASAP did you hear anything stop

new Sun ASAP did you hear anything stop

new Sun ASAP did you hear anything stop eavesdropping so rude but I overheard

eavesdropping so rude but I overheard

eavesdropping so rude but I overheard Andrea yoga talking about a press

Andrea yoga talking about a press

Andrea yoga talking about a press conference next week

ASAP is holding a press conference next

ASAP is holding a press conference next

ASAP is holding a press conference next time in the big ASAP in this huge noise

time in the big ASAP in this huge noise

time in the big ASAP in this huge noise for it not to exist it would exists but

for it not to exist it would exists but

for it not to exist it would exists but its secret is probably something done

its secret is probably something done

its secret is probably something done within this Segway wait I just heard

within this Segway wait I just heard

within this Segway wait I just heard something about asap's secret invention

something about asap's secret invention

something about asap's secret invention it's going to be bigger than Wi-Fi

it's going to be bigger than Wi-Fi

it's going to be bigger than Wi-Fi foreign

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'm excited to be here buddy you

I'm excited to be here buddy you

I'm excited to be here buddy you understand considering what you'll be

understand considering what you'll be

understand considering what you'll be doing that you can't have a social life

doing that you can't have a social life

doing that you can't have a social life no friends family and no intimate

no friends family and no intimate

no friends family and no intimate relationships

relationships

relationships it's not a problem

it's not a problem

it's not a problem being a statistician doesn't get me into

being a statistician doesn't get me into

being a statistician doesn't get me into too many Social Circles

so no close family

so no close family

so no close family and you haven't had a boyfriend since

since ever

since ever

since ever the job will last years decades maybe so

the job will last years decades maybe so

the job will last years decades maybe so just

just

just checking in to make sure you're okay

checking in to make sure you're okay

checking in to make sure you're okay with this considering the payoff

with this considering the payoff

with this considering the payoff absolutely

absolutely

absolutely and just to be clear while the payoff is

and just to be clear while the payoff is

and just to be clear while the payoff is incredible

incredible

incredible the consequence for violating the rule

the consequence for violating the rule

the consequence for violating the rule is severe

is severe

is severe completely understandable

oh and of course this goes without

oh and of course this goes without

oh and of course this goes without saying but no one can know what Aesop is

saying but no one can know what Aesop is

saying but no one can know what Aesop is or what we do

or what we do

or what we do I mean no one

you'll get a file every two days and

you'll get a file every two days and

you'll get a file every two days and you'll have two days to complete it

you'll have two days to complete it

you'll have two days to complete it simple stuff for a gal like you

simple stuff for a gal like you

simple stuff for a gal like you and put the facts into the algorithm

and put the facts into the algorithm

and put the facts into the algorithm examine the odds

examine the odds

examine the odds and make a decision While most of the

and make a decision While most of the

and make a decision While most of the decisions are easy the tough ones are

decisions are easy the tough ones are

decisions are easy the tough ones are well I don't think tough is a strong

well I don't think tough is a strong

well I don't think tough is a strong enough word lives are on the line

enough word lives are on the line

enough word lives are on the line I understand

everything is to be done by hand in the

everything is to be done by hand in the

everything is to be done by hand in the books no computers No Electronic Trail

books no computers No Electronic Trail

books no computers No Electronic Trail the best way to secure data is to go as

the best way to secure data is to go as

the best way to secure data is to go as old school as possible exactly

old school as possible exactly

old school as possible exactly the final step is to watch this

the final step is to watch this

the final step is to watch this introduction video

introduction video

introduction video should answer any other questions you

should answer any other questions you

should answer any other questions you may have

may have

may have just look right through there

what is this it's portable

okay that's on

okay that's on

okay that's on [Music]

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[Music] stop division of Viridian Dynamics

stop division of Viridian Dynamics

stop division of Viridian Dynamics Aesop stands for anti-entropy systematic

Aesop stands for anti-entropy systematic

Aesop stands for anti-entropy systematic operational program

operational program

operational program began after cotopic and anti-aging

began after cotopic and anti-aging

began after cotopic and anti-aging mineral was found during a dig at the

mineral was found during a dig at the

mineral was found during a dig at the Aztec mountains scientists learn this

Aztec mountains scientists learn this

Aztec mountains scientists learn this mineral stops the aging process so

mineral stops the aging process so

mineral stops the aging process so anyone who takes it won't die of old age

anyone who takes it won't die of old age

anyone who takes it won't die of old age they can still die if they are shot full

they can still die if they are shot full

they can still die if they are shot full of a building or kill themselves but

of a building or kill themselves but

of a building or kill themselves but their body does not age

their body does not age

their body does not age so theoretically they could live forever

so theoretically they could live forever

so theoretically they could live forever unfortunately only so much kotope was

unfortunately only so much kotope was

unfortunately only so much kotope was found on the Dig and they haven't been

found on the Dig and they haven't been

found on the Dig and they haven't been able to find any more there is only

able to find any more there is only

able to find any more there is only enough to create an agent cool for 88.4

enough to create an agent cool for 88.4

enough to create an agent cool for 88.4 of the world's population

of the world's population

of the world's population 11.6 percent will not get it the world

11.6 percent will not get it the world

11.6 percent will not get it the world leaders met privately and decided that a

leaders met privately and decided that a

leaders met privately and decided that a confidential program Aesop would be

confidential program Aesop would be

confidential program Aesop would be created to deal with this cure in its

created to deal with this cure in its

created to deal with this cure in its ethical sociological and political

ethical sociological and political

ethical sociological and political effects how to distribute it and who

effects how to distribute it and who

effects how to distribute it and who should get it an Enterprise this big

should get it an Enterprise this big

should get it an Enterprise this big needed an organization a company to run

needed an organization a company to run

needed an organization a company to run it the only company big enough was

it the only company big enough was

it the only company big enough was Viridian Dynamics Military Support

Viridian Dynamics Military Support

Viridian Dynamics Military Support company at the time

company at the time

company at the time your job at Aesop is to determine which

your job at Aesop is to determine which

your job at Aesop is to determine which individuals will receive the Cure and

individuals will receive the Cure and

individuals will receive the Cure and which will not who will live forever and

which will not who will live forever and

which will not who will live forever and who will not

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

no I don't know what place that

no I don't know what place that

no I don't know what place that reupholsters couch is

reupholsters couch is

reupholsters couch is what caused the projectile vomiting

what caused the projectile vomiting

what caused the projectile vomiting did you drink anything

did you drink anything

did you drink anything take any drugs

take any drugs

take any drugs what was the last thing you ate

what was the last thing you ate

what was the last thing you ate sushi

sushi

sushi Sushi can cause vomiting where'd you get

Sushi can cause vomiting where'd you get

Sushi can cause vomiting where'd you get it

it

it from inside a dumpster

from inside a dumpster

from inside a dumpster I think we have our culprits

I think we have our culprits

I think we have our culprits not from inside a dumpster but beside it

not from inside a dumpster but beside it

not from inside a dumpster but beside it doesn't make a difference

doesn't make a difference

doesn't make a difference well my advice is to take it easy drink

well my advice is to take it easy drink

well my advice is to take it easy drink some ginger ale and stop eating food out

some ginger ale and stop eating food out

some ginger ale and stop eating food out of dumpsters

I do know you worked with the homeless

I do know you worked with the homeless

I do know you worked with the homeless he's a computer software salesman

he's a computer software salesman

he's a computer software salesman yeah remind me not to go to any of his

yeah remind me not to go to any of his

yeah remind me not to go to any of his parties seriously sorry enough of my

parties seriously sorry enough of my

parties seriously sorry enough of my work how's yours I'm good necklaces are

work how's yours I'm good necklaces are

work how's yours I'm good necklaces are up 13 is that is that good I'm sorry I

up 13 is that is that good I'm sorry I

up 13 is that is that good I'm sorry I know nothing about the boutique jewelry

know nothing about the boutique jewelry

know nothing about the boutique jewelry business yeah up is always good

business yeah up is always good

business yeah up is always good I just thought that since you know you

I just thought that since you know you

I just thought that since you know you make everything yourself you know when

make everything yourself you know when

make everything yourself you know when too many orders be bad no such thing as

too many orders be bad no such thing as

too many orders be bad no such thing as too many orders but I am worried that

too many orders but I am worried that

too many orders but I am worried that some of the stores are skimming off the

some of the stores are skimming off the

some of the stores are skimming off the top oh how so

top oh how so

top oh how so charging one price and then paying me

charging one price and then paying me

charging one price and then paying me another it's kind of common in the

another it's kind of common in the

another it's kind of common in the boutique world but there's no real way

boutique world but there's no real way

boutique world but there's no real way to check

without

spying on them oh no not another plan I

spying on them oh no not another plan I

spying on them oh no not another plan I don't know but this one is so easy

don't know but this one is so easy

don't know but this one is so easy that's what you said last time and we

that's what you said last time and we

that's what you said last time and we had to build Stacy out of jail because

had to build Stacy out of jail because

had to build Stacy out of jail because she didn't follow the plan all you would

she didn't follow the plan all you would

she didn't follow the plan all you would have to do is go to one of the stores

have to do is go to one of the stores

have to do is go to one of the stores buy one of my items and then tell me

buy one of my items and then tell me

buy one of my items and then tell me what you paid for it

what you paid for it

what you paid for it I don't know

I don't know

I don't know why you can't turn me down I'm too

why you can't turn me down I'm too

why you can't turn me down I'm too adorable

I am so gonna regret this

so

so

so we'll go to the one on third on third

we'll go to the one on third on third

we'll go to the one on third on third here two days in a row hopefully she

here two days in a row hopefully she

here two days in a row hopefully she shows up

there she is

I need your help

with a Sunday crossword puzzle I I don't

with a Sunday crossword puzzle I I don't

with a Sunday crossword puzzle I I don't think I'll be much help Oh no you're

think I'll be much help Oh no you're

think I'll be much help Oh no you're useless for this

useless for this

useless for this um my dress came undone and I can't

um my dress came undone and I can't

um my dress came undone and I can't reach around to do it without making a

reach around to do it without making a

reach around to do it without making a spectacle of myself so if you could just

spectacle of myself so if you could just

spectacle of myself so if you could just it's not that hard

it's just a tie thank you

it's just a tie thank you

it's just a tie thank you um

um

um in Bose

perfect

hi

hi

hi um have a seat

I'm Marie by the way

I'm Marie by the way

I'm Marie by the way [Music]

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[Music] oh okay this is the part where you shake

oh okay this is the part where you shake

oh okay this is the part where you shake my hands tell me your name smile back at

my hands tell me your name smile back at

my hands tell me your name smile back at me

me

me um

uh I'm I'm Jill I'm my name is Joe uh

uh I'm I'm Jill I'm my name is Joe uh

uh I'm I'm Jill I'm my name is Joe uh pleasure

pleasure

pleasure so what do you do Jill

so what do you do Jill

so what do you do Jill I'm a relationship counselor oh

I'm a relationship counselor oh

I'm a relationship counselor oh well you know I'm having trouble with my

well you know I'm having trouble with my

well you know I'm having trouble with my relationship maybe you can help

I would

I would

I would um what's trouble

um what's trouble

um what's trouble well I just I don't know how to

well I just I don't know how to

well I just I don't know how to communicate with him

communicate with him

communicate with him it's like all he ever does is take take

it's like all he ever does is take take

it's like all he ever does is take take and all he ever wants is physical

and all he ever wants is physical

and all he ever wants is physical gratification

gratification

gratification and he wants me to feed him love him and

and he wants me to feed him love him and

and he wants me to feed him love him and then leave him alone

then leave him alone

then leave him alone and the only things he likes to do or

and the only things he likes to do or

and the only things he likes to do or eat sleep play ball and

eat sleep play ball and

eat sleep play ball and get loving from me oh and lick his balls

get loving from me oh and lick his balls

get loving from me oh and lick his balls he loves to lick his balls especially

he loves to lick his balls especially

he loves to lick his balls especially when we have company over

when we have company over

when we have company over [Music]

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[Music] excuse me well I thought he would grow

excuse me well I thought he would grow

excuse me well I thought he would grow out of it when you grew out his puppy

out of it when you grew out his puppy

out of it when you grew out his puppy face but he's four now and he still

face but he's four now and he still

face but he's four now and he still licks his balls with abandon

licks his balls with abandon

licks his balls with abandon you're talking about your dog

you're talking about your dog

you're talking about your dog oh you only help with human

oh you only help with human

oh you only help with human relationships whoa what I can tell you

relationships whoa what I can tell you

relationships whoa what I can tell you is that you will never have a better

is that you will never have a better

is that you will never have a better relationship than the one you have with

relationship than the one you have with

relationship than the one you have with your dog

your dog

your dog dogs are the greatest ah

dogs are the greatest ah

dogs are the greatest ah funny I had you pegged for a cat person

funny I had you pegged for a cat person

funny I had you pegged for a cat person ouch

ouch

ouch I didn't mean that as an insult

I didn't mean that as an insult

I didn't mean that as an insult it's a huge insult dogs are infinitely

it's a huge insult dogs are infinitely

it's a huge insult dogs are infinitely cooler than cats and

cooler than cats and

cooler than cats and dog lovers are infinitely even more

dog lovers are infinitely even more

dog lovers are infinitely even more cooler than cat lovers

cooler than cat lovers

cooler than cat lovers okay first impossible to be more cooler

okay first impossible to be more cooler

okay first impossible to be more cooler and B impossible to be more infinite

and B impossible to be more infinite

and B impossible to be more infinite it's impossible to be the grammar police

it's impossible to be the grammar police

it's impossible to be the grammar police and cool at all

and cool at all

and cool at all I'm hungry

I'm hungry

I'm hungry Jasper

Jasper

Jasper [Music]

hey I'm gonna have the falafel but extra

hey I'm gonna have the falafel but extra

hey I'm gonna have the falafel but extra hummus at Bob ganoush I know

hummus at Bob ganoush I know

hummus at Bob ganoush I know I should never could just pick one

I should never could just pick one

I should never could just pick one just one is so boring

just one is so boring

just one is so boring I'm guessing you're more of a just

I'm guessing you're more of a just

I'm guessing you're more of a just Thomas person I don't know it's kind of

Thomas person I don't know it's kind of

Thomas person I don't know it's kind of hard to tell I'm not really much of a

hard to tell I'm not really much of a

hard to tell I'm not really much of a Mediterranean food person

Mediterranean food person

Mediterranean food person um

um

um how about just an order of fries

told you

told you

told you but I'm honest is the best silky smooth

but I'm honest is the best silky smooth

but I'm honest is the best silky smooth satisfying and the healthiest don't you

satisfying and the healthiest don't you

satisfying and the healthiest don't you want to live long I mean how long do you

want to live long I mean how long do you

want to live long I mean how long do you want to live have you ever met someone

want to live have you ever met someone

want to live have you ever met someone who's lived over 100 they all have this

who's lived over 100 they all have this

who's lived over 100 they all have this look on their face like oh just kill me

look on their face like oh just kill me

look on their face like oh just kill me please and I wish I ate more french

please and I wish I ate more french

please and I wish I ate more french fries

fries

fries yeah I miss french fries you don't eat

yeah I miss french fries you don't eat

yeah I miss french fries you don't eat french fries I gave them up they're

french fries I gave them up they're

french fries I gave them up they're terrible for you and they take like five

terrible for you and they take like five

terrible for you and they take like five years off your life yeah but it's the

years off your life yeah but it's the

years off your life yeah but it's the last five years so what I'm not going to

last five years so what I'm not going to

last five years so what I'm not going to be peeing in a closet or forgetting my

be peeing in a closet or forgetting my

be peeing in a closet or forgetting my kids names bummer

kids names bummer

kids names bummer well maybe ASAP will come up with

well maybe ASAP will come up with

well maybe ASAP will come up with something that will let me live to a

something that will let me live to a

something that will let me live to a hundred and still eat my French fries

hundred and still eat my French fries

hundred and still eat my French fries yeah we'll need to argue that the

yeah we'll need to argue that the

yeah we'll need to argue that the eternal return is frightening

eternal return is frightening

eternal return is frightening what Ninja who a 19th century German

what Ninja who a 19th century German

what Ninja who a 19th century German philosopher

philosopher

philosopher he is considered the father of

he is considered the father of

he is considered the father of existentialism

existentialism

existentialism he argued that the internal return

he argued that the internal return

he argued that the internal return of the eternal return is a view that

of the eternal return is a view that

of the eternal return is a view that since time is infinite and matter is

since time is infinite and matter is

since time is infinite and matter is finite everything that happens will

finite everything that happens will

finite everything that happens will happen again and again and again forever

happen again and again and again forever

happen again and again and again forever that time isn't linear

that time isn't linear

that time isn't linear but circular

but circular

but circular oh

oh

oh so um the conversation that we're

so um the conversation that we're

so um the conversation that we're currently having will happen again and

currently having will happen again and

currently having will happen again and again and again correct

again and again correct

again and again correct and then just curiously

and then just curiously

and then just curiously um in any of these repeating future

um in any of these repeating future

um in any of these repeating future conversations am I going to understand

conversations am I going to understand

conversations am I going to understand what the you're talking about

what the you're talking about

what the you're talking about probably not

probably not

probably not that sucks I I'm curious I want to

that sucks I I'm curious I want to

that sucks I I'm curious I want to understand it maybe you can teach me

thank you

yeah they both count okay I'm ready to

yeah they both count okay I'm ready to

yeah they both count okay I'm ready to play no you cannot hold your cards like

play no you cannot hold your cards like

play no you cannot hold your cards like that well you seriously yeah because she

that well you seriously yeah because she

that well you seriously yeah because she can see them and you give us a bad name

can see them and you give us a bad name

can see them and you give us a bad name just make it look like you know how to

just make it look like you know how to

just make it look like you know how to play sorry I'll race

play sorry I'll race

play sorry I'll race five dollars whoa five dollars it's a

five dollars whoa five dollars it's a

five dollars whoa five dollars it's a quarter Auntie if you don't like it you

quarter Auntie if you don't like it you

quarter Auntie if you don't like it you can Fold It Wants to be a rule about the

can Fold It Wants to be a rule about the

can Fold It Wants to be a rule about the size of the race no it's just a friendly

size of the race no it's just a friendly

size of the race no it's just a friendly game we never really made those rules if

game we never really made those rules if

game we never really made those rules if someone wants to be a manipulative

someone wants to be a manipulative

someone wants to be a manipulative little and take advantage of that

little and take advantage of that

little and take advantage of that then yeah there is nothing we can do

then yeah there is nothing we can do

then yeah there is nothing we can do thank you

thank you

thank you if you don't like it you can suck my

if you don't like it you can suck my

if you don't like it you can suck my dick Allison Stacy

dick Allison Stacy

dick Allison Stacy fish I think Allison's bluffing alcohol

fish I think Allison's bluffing alcohol

fish I think Allison's bluffing alcohol oh shoot

oh shoot

oh shoot um

um

um okay I have a good hand but I don't have

okay I have a good hand but I don't have

okay I have a good hand but I don't have five dollars stays what you can't stay

five dollars stays what you can't stay

five dollars stays what you can't stay if you have a good hand that goes

if you have a good hand that goes

if you have a good hand that goes against the whole Poker Face thing right

against the whole Poker Face thing right

against the whole Poker Face thing right maybe that's part of my poker face I'm

maybe that's part of my poker face I'm

maybe that's part of my poker face I'm out Allison is just diabolical enough to

out Allison is just diabolical enough to

out Allison is just diabolical enough to not be bluffing so too scary

not be bluffing so too scary

not be bluffing so too scary Marie can I sell you this bracelet for

Marie can I sell you this bracelet for

Marie can I sell you this bracelet for five dollars uh no first I got you that

five dollars uh no first I got you that

five dollars uh no first I got you that bracelet for your birthday

bracelet for your birthday

bracelet for your birthday and second it's from my fall line so I

and second it's from my fall line so I

and second it's from my fall line so I can just make another one for like 87

can just make another one for like 87

can just make another one for like 87 cents and third is already out of style

cents and third is already out of style

cents and third is already out of style I like it it looks well on you it works

I like it it looks well on you it works

I like it it looks well on you it works really well with your skin tone and

really well with your skin tone and

really well with your skin tone and everything color coming in with a

everything color coming in with a

everything color coming in with a compliment just being honest you are not

compliment just being honest you are not

compliment just being honest you are not you are so lying your whole voice and

you are so lying your whole voice and

you are so lying your whole voice and Body Language changes yeah yeah she's

Body Language changes yeah yeah she's

Body Language changes yeah yeah she's right I mean it's so easy to tell when

right I mean it's so easy to tell when

right I mean it's so easy to tell when you're lying you are the worst liar

you're lying you are the worst liar

you're lying you are the worst liar which is how I know you have nothing so

which is how I know you have nothing so

which is how I know you have nothing so just give me the chips

may not have the best poker faces but at

may not have the best poker faces but at

may not have the best poker faces but at least we can hide when we're in love

least we can hide when we're in love

least we can hide when we're in love unlike Marie

unlike Marie

unlike Marie yeah

yeah

yeah yeah you are totally

yeah you are totally

yeah you are totally but Marie is always in love so there's

but Marie is always in love so there's

but Marie is always in love so there's like nothing to hide okay honestly

like nothing to hide okay honestly

like nothing to hide okay honestly I feel like this one might be different

I feel like this one might be different

I feel like this one might be different yeah really so it might last longer than

yeah really so it might last longer than

yeah really so it might last longer than the next pair of socks maybe but I don't

the next pair of socks maybe but I don't

the next pair of socks maybe but I don't know I don't want to drink it so I'm not

know I don't want to drink it so I'm not

know I don't want to drink it so I'm not saying anything and I have to take my

saying anything and I have to take my

saying anything and I have to take my pills so deal me in the next one I'll be

pills so deal me in the next one I'll be

pills so deal me in the next one I'll be right back

I keep forgetting she had that kidney

I keep forgetting she had that kidney

I keep forgetting she had that kidney transplant I know I would literally fall

transplant I know I would literally fall

transplant I know I would literally fall apart if it went through everything

apart if it went through everything

apart if it went through everything she's been through that's because you're

she's been through that's because you're

she's been through that's because you're a hypochondriac and a germaphobe okay

a hypochondriac and a germaphobe okay

a hypochondriac and a germaphobe okay don't listen to our Stace germs are bad

don't listen to our Stace germs are bad

don't listen to our Stace germs are bad who are you're a doctor you're

who are you're a doctor you're

who are you're a doctor you're surrounded by germs

surrounded by germs

surrounded by germs which is why I hate them okay well wait

which is why I hate them okay well wait

which is why I hate them okay well wait till you're married because Maggie and I

till you're married because Maggie and I

till you're married because Maggie and I are always swapping germs

are always swapping germs

are always swapping germs see that's why I will always live alone

see that's why I will always live alone

see that's why I will always live alone even when I'm married I want to meet in

even when I'm married I want to meet in

even when I'm married I want to meet in my life just not in my house you know

my life just not in my house you know

my life just not in my house you know that makes sense

that makes sense

that makes sense they're gross they're disgusting but if

they're gross they're disgusting but if

they're gross they're disgusting but if you're going to be married to someone

you're going to be married to someone

you're going to be married to someone that's different like they have to live

that's different like they have to live

that's different like they have to live with you no I think I'm good yeah no

with you no I think I'm good yeah no

with you no I think I'm good yeah no you haven't told me what you do

you haven't told me what you do

you haven't told me what you do oh I run my own Boutique jewelry

oh I run my own Boutique jewelry

oh I run my own Boutique jewelry business in process yeah but heavy is

business in process yeah but heavy is

business in process yeah but heavy is the head that wears the crown

the head that wears the crown

the head that wears the crown actually it's not heavy as the head it's

actually it's not heavy as the head it's

actually it's not heavy as the head it's uneasy as the head

uneasy as the head

uneasy as the head are you sure heavy makes more sense

are you sure heavy makes more sense

are you sure heavy makes more sense heavy doesn't fit I am a contaminer

heavy doesn't fit I am a contaminer

heavy doesn't fit I am a contaminer Shakespearean three syllables hence

Shakespearean three syllables hence

Shakespearean three syllables hence unease e

unease e

unease e heavy is such a better word

heavy is such a better word

heavy is such a better word since the crown is physically heavy

since the crown is physically heavy

since the crown is physically heavy making the head heavy via metaphorical

making the head heavy via metaphorical

making the head heavy via metaphorical transference

transference

transference some tax over meaning

some tax over meaning

some tax over meaning no I was right bill was wrong yeah

no I was right bill was wrong yeah

no I was right bill was wrong yeah Shakespeare was such a lazy writer

oh yay

oh yay

oh yay I thought you gave themselves uh Jill

I thought you gave themselves uh Jill

I thought you gave themselves uh Jill convinced me to try them again

convinced me to try them again

convinced me to try them again no fair now I feel responsible if you

no fair now I feel responsible if you

no fair now I feel responsible if you don't live as long but I'll be happier

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[Music]

[Music] uh I'm gonna pass

uh I'm gonna pass

uh I'm gonna pass talk about no fair

talk about no fair

talk about no fair you've inspired me to try hummus

that's so sweet

that's so sweet

that's so sweet that's actually too sweet

that's actually too sweet

that's actually too sweet it's like the perfect thing to say

it's like the perfect thing to say

it's like the perfect thing to say like what a player would say

like what a player would say

like what a player would say I didn't know women could be players

I didn't know women could be players

I didn't know women could be players anybody can be a player

anybody can be a player

anybody can be a player but yeah you're right they're mostly men

but yeah you're right they're mostly men

but yeah you're right they're mostly men I was just trying to be nice how does

I was just trying to be nice how does

I was just trying to be nice how does that make me a player

that make me a player

that make me a player that's the problem

that's the problem

that's the problem what makes players players is that they

what makes players players is that they

what makes players players is that they are nice they say all the right things

are nice they say all the right things

are nice they say all the right things they come off as kind caring committed

they come off as kind caring committed

they come off as kind caring committed and then bam Bob's your uncle and they

and then bam Bob's your uncle and they

and then bam Bob's your uncle and they leave you for someone else

leave you for someone else

leave you for someone else Bob who and what Uncle you never heard

Bob who and what Uncle you never heard

Bob who and what Uncle you never heard of that expression

of that expression

of that expression well it's a big conundrum one of the

well it's a big conundrum one of the

well it's a big conundrum one of the biggest I face impossible to tell the

biggest I face impossible to tell the

biggest I face impossible to tell the difference between a friend and a player

difference between a friend and a player

difference between a friend and a player sounds confusing

sounds confusing

sounds confusing tell me about it

so

so

so um are you satisfied

um are you satisfied

um are you satisfied with my fries

with my fries

with my fries absolutely

absolutely

absolutely just making sure you

just making sure you

just making sure you change what you want all the time it's

change what you want all the time it's

change what you want all the time it's hard to tell sometimes well I think I

hard to tell sometimes well I think I

hard to tell sometimes well I think I found something worth sticking with

found something worth sticking with

found something worth sticking with [Music]

I'm

I'm

I'm very happy for you

very happy for you

very happy for you I wish you the best

we have some history I think maybe she's

we have some history I think maybe she's

we have some history I think maybe she's still in love with me hmm yeah she's

still in love with me hmm yeah she's

still in love with me hmm yeah she's definitely still in love with you

definitely still in love with you

definitely still in love with you I can see why

sorry if that makes me seem like too

sorry if that makes me seem like too

sorry if that makes me seem like too much of a player

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[Music]

I could get used to this

I'm not sure if I could ever get used to

I'm not sure if I could ever get used to

I'm not sure if I could ever get used to this

is that a good thing or a bad thing

there's a lot I'm not used to

don't

don't

don't get offended but

get offended but

get offended but am I here first

am I here first

am I here first a woman that is

I once had this drunken thing with this

I once had this drunken thing with this

I once had this drunken thing with this girl at a party

girl at a party

girl at a party but afterwards she blamed it on the

but afterwards she blamed it on the

but afterwards she blamed it on the tequila and never spoke with me again

oh

oh

oh your only time

your only time

your only time [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I grew up in a family where it was

I grew up in a family where it was

I grew up in a family where it was considered wrong so

considered wrong so

considered wrong so I just never acted on it

I just never acted on it

I just never acted on it [Music]

[Music]

[Music] sorry

sorry

sorry [Music]

[Music]

[Music] it really wasn't that bad

it really wasn't that bad

it really wasn't that bad it was kind of like a bell

when it rings

when it rings

when it rings it's wonderful

it's wonderful

it's wonderful but it can sit and sit and sit

but it can sit and sit and sit

but it can sit and sit and sit and never ring

eventually

eventually

eventually it just gets used to not ringing

can't imagine

I've been

I've been

I've been multi-sexual since I can remember

multi-sexual since I can remember

multi-sexual since I can remember is that a real thing a multi-sexual yeah

is that a real thing a multi-sexual yeah

is that a real thing a multi-sexual yeah it is now

it is now

it is now I thought it was pansexual

I thought it was pansexual

I thought it was pansexual as a post with ginstonian I have created

as a post with ginstonian I have created

as a post with ginstonian I have created my own word

my own word

my own word [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you remember that conversation and

you remember that conversation and

you remember that conversation and understood enough to throw it in my face

understood enough to throw it in my face

understood enough to throw it in my face Bravo

I remember everything you're teaching me

I remember everything you're teaching me

I remember everything you're teaching me that's what I love the most about you

[Music]

[Music]

do you hear that

thing

thing

thing [Music]

[Music]

[Music] um

[Laughter]

yeah you know I'm glad you finally

yeah you know I'm glad you finally

yeah you know I'm glad you finally started taking these lunchtime boxes

started taking these lunchtime boxes

started taking these lunchtime boxes yeah I think it's been good for me to

yeah I think it's been good for me to

yeah I think it's been good for me to get out of the office finally enjoy the

get out of the office finally enjoy the

get out of the office finally enjoy the outdoors nature

outdoors nature

outdoors nature everything

everything

everything and it's it's nice to have company

and it's it's nice to have company

and it's it's nice to have company but you know you look like a completely

but you know you look like a completely

but you know you look like a completely different person

different person

different person same on me just not as buried in my work

I really think these walks have helped

you know I hate to bring up work but

you know I hate to bring up work but

you know I hate to bring up work but there's this file that you're following

there's this file that you're following

there's this file that you're following behind on and it's not a big deal just

behind on and it's not a big deal just

behind on and it's not a big deal just nothing to worry about I yeah I know I'm

nothing to worry about I yeah I know I'm

nothing to worry about I yeah I know I'm sorry it's just

sorry it's just

sorry it's just I've had some really tough files in this

I've had some really tough files in this

I've had some really tough files in this last batch you know I'll have them in by

last batch you know I'll have them in by

last batch you know I'll have them in by the movie

the movie

the movie I know you will your roofs my most

I know you will your roofs my most

I know you will your roofs my most reliable and trustworthy team member

reliable and trustworthy team member

reliable and trustworthy team member [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh my god did you read that funny gift

oh my god did you read that funny gift

oh my god did you read that funny gift book that I told you about yeah cat's

book that I told you about yeah cat's

book that I told you about yeah cat's fatal yes okay so I want to start

fatal yes okay so I want to start

fatal yes okay so I want to start calling Andrew Ice Nine just because he

calling Andrew Ice Nine just because he

calling Andrew Ice Nine just because he kills every conversation what do you

kills every conversation what do you

kills every conversation what do you think

think

think from are you in on it I'm yeah okay

from are you in on it I'm yeah okay

from are you in on it I'm yeah okay [Music]

foreign

[Music]

so

what do you think

what do you think

what do you think about what

what

what

what my dress

my dress

my dress it's nice

okay why don't you like it

okay why don't you like it

okay why don't you like it I just said I liked it no you said

I just said I liked it no you said

I just said I liked it no you said it's nice

it's nice

it's nice which means you don't like it

which means you don't like it

which means you don't like it I like it

I like it

I like it then why wouldn't you say so

then why wouldn't you say so

then why wouldn't you say so I thought I did

okay so what do you like about it

okay so what do you like about it

okay so what do you like about it what do you mean

what do you mean

what do you mean is it

is it

is it pretty is it cute is it stylish

pretty is it cute is it stylish

pretty is it cute is it stylish it's all those things it's pretty cute

it's all those things it's pretty cute

it's all those things it's pretty cute and stylish

and stylish

and stylish okay it can't be all of those things is

okay it can't be all of those things is

okay it can't be all of those things is it pretty cute or stylish

it pretty cute or stylish

it pretty cute or stylish oh cute

it's not supposed to be cubes I have

it's not supposed to be cubes I have

it's not supposed to be cubes I have plenty of cute dresses this one was

plenty of cute dresses this one was

plenty of cute dresses this one was supposed to be stylish you know sexy

supposed to be stylish you know sexy

supposed to be stylish you know sexy elegant

elegant

elegant yeah that's what I meant it's stylish

yeah that's what I meant it's stylish

yeah that's what I meant it's stylish and sexy

and sexy

and sexy and

and

and and I forgot the last one

and I forgot the last one

and I forgot the last one Elegance it's Elegance it's stylish sexy

Elegance it's Elegance it's stylish sexy

Elegance it's Elegance it's stylish sexy and elegant

and elegant

and elegant really yeah you mean it you're not just

really yeah you mean it you're not just

really yeah you mean it you're not just saying that yes I genuinely mean all the

saying that yes I genuinely mean all the

saying that yes I genuinely mean all the things you just told me to say yeah

yeah you're done with this that's it no

yeah you're done with this that's it no

yeah you're done with this that's it no more oh no this will never stop you do

more oh no this will never stop you do

more oh no this will never stop you do understand never no I'm going to torture

understand never no I'm going to torture

understand never no I'm going to torture you forever this is just the beginning

you cringe every time I say it

you cringe every time I say it

you cringe every time I say it but

but

but we will be together forever

we will be together forever

we will be together forever trust me

do you like it

do you like it

do you like it it's nice

let me see you're stressed

let me see you're stressed

let me see you're stressed what's going on

what's going on

what's going on it's France

it's France

it's France France France they're mad

France France they're mad

France France they're mad about what

about what

about what numbers

numbers

numbers there's our low lowest of any country

there's our low lowest of any country

there's our low lowest of any country percentage-wise but

percentage-wise but

percentage-wise but someone has to be the lowest

someone has to be the lowest

someone has to be the lowest yes but

yes but

yes but it's by a lot and it's France

it's by a lot and it's France

it's by a lot and it's France so

so

so so they're threatening to pull out if

so they're threatening to pull out if

so they're threatening to pull out if the algorithm doesn't change

the algorithm doesn't change

the algorithm doesn't change the algorithm is fine

it's France

well if they change the algorithm it'll

well if they change the algorithm it'll

well if they change the algorithm it'll make it a lot worse for me

make it a lot worse for me

make it a lot worse for me can't

can't

can't change the object and they can't have

change the object and they can't have

change the object and they can't have France pulling out

France pulling out

France pulling out oh

oh

oh I'm sure they will figure something out

I'm sure they will figure something out

I'm sure they will figure something out we'll see

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey

hey

hey um

one more thing yeah

I need you to stop seeing her

[Music]

they see everything you do and it's for

they see everything you do and it's for

they see everything you do and it's for your own good

your own good

your own good trust me I know

can I tell her no it ends now

for what it's worth I thought you two

for what it's worth I thought you two

for what it's worth I thought you two made a cute couple

I'll have today's paperwork and first

I'll have today's paperwork and first

I'll have today's paperwork and first thing tomorrow morning booth

great

great

great I'll have today's paperwork in first

I'll have today's paperwork in first

I'll have today's paperwork in first thing tomorrow morning

thing tomorrow morning

thing tomorrow morning have a nice day buddy

I can't believe you're still holding

I can't believe you're still holding

I can't believe you're still holding your cards like that why must you always

your cards like that why must you always

your cards like that why must you always bring up that hold my cards like this I

bring up that hold my cards like this I

bring up that hold my cards like this I need to see everything because whatever

need to see everything because whatever

need to see everything because whatever works for you you're a doctor so I guess

works for you you're a doctor so I guess

works for you you're a doctor so I guess that's surgical yes it is it is actually

that's surgical yes it is it is actually

that's surgical yes it is it is actually thank you

thank you

thank you Marie call unfold

Marie call unfold

Marie call unfold [Music]

a fault are you high you folded three

a fault are you high you folded three

a fault are you high you folded three tens over 80 cents yeah I'd do anything

tens over 80 cents yeah I'd do anything

tens over 80 cents yeah I'd do anything for 80 cents that's what the golf team

for 80 cents that's what the golf team

for 80 cents that's what the golf team said it was the track team

said it was the track team

said it was the track team I mean I don't think date is the most

I mean I don't think date is the most

I mean I don't think date is the most accurate for to describe what you did

accurate for to describe what you did

accurate for to describe what you did but yeah okay at least I don't have a

but yeah okay at least I don't have a

but yeah okay at least I don't have a six month rule like Miss Disney princess

six month rule like Miss Disney princess

six month rule like Miss Disney princess here

here

here men need to prove themselves okay but

men need to prove themselves okay but

men need to prove themselves okay but six months paying for the big one

six months paying for the big one

six months paying for the big one even not that except for that never that

even not that except for that never that

even not that except for that never that well you know a few days for a long time

Maggie's idea of interesting is going to

Maggie's idea of interesting is going to

Maggie's idea of interesting is going to meet other Sioux Plantation on

meet other Sioux Plantation on

meet other Sioux Plantation on Manchester

Manchester

Manchester [Music]

about what do you guys know about Aesop

what

anything

anything

anything well rumor at the hospital is that it

well rumor at the hospital is that it

well rumor at the hospital is that it either stop sprinkles or proven Spalding

either stop sprinkles or proven Spalding

either stop sprinkles or proven Spalding yeah why

yeah why

yeah why I met someone and I think she works for

I met someone and I think she works for

I met someone and I think she works for ASAP every time I mention it she either

ASAP every time I mention it she either

ASAP every time I mention it she either leaves or changes the subject well you

leaves or changes the subject well you

leaves or changes the subject well you should sleep with her and then find out

should sleep with her and then find out

should sleep with her and then find out why

why

why yeah I want to I can't she disappeared

yeah I want to I can't she disappeared

yeah I want to I can't she disappeared ghosted me right when things were going

ghosted me right when things were going

ghosted me right when things were going great so she's a she this time why does

great so she's a she this time why does

great so she's a she this time why does that matter it doesn't I'm just yeah I

that matter it doesn't I'm just yeah I

that matter it doesn't I'm just yeah I don't have a problem

don't have a problem

don't have a problem it's okay Stace you will never

it's okay Stace you will never

it's okay Stace you will never understand why I like both boys and

understand why I like both boys and

understand why I like both boys and girls and I will never understand why

girls and I will never understand why

girls and I will never understand why you like juicy sweatsuits yeah they're

you like juicy sweatsuits yeah they're

you like juicy sweatsuits yeah they're so comfy same

so comfy same

so comfy same I don't know I guess you must really

I don't know I guess you must really

I don't know I guess you must really liked her

liked her

liked her I haven't seen like this since Anthony

I haven't seen like this since Anthony

I haven't seen like this since Anthony oh

um I'm sorry Marie I I forgot we weren't

um I'm sorry Marie I I forgot we weren't

um I'm sorry Marie I I forgot we weren't supposed to mentioning his name and then

supposed to mentioning his name and then

supposed to mentioning his name and then it's okay it's fine it was a long time

it's okay it's fine it was a long time

it's okay it's fine it was a long time ago so many versions of me ago yeah well

ago so many versions of me ago yeah well

ago so many versions of me ago yeah well I'll ask around the hospital see what I

I'll ask around the hospital see what I

I'll ask around the hospital see what I can find

can find

can find the rumor is I heard it's the biggest

the rumor is I heard it's the biggest

the rumor is I heard it's the biggest secret since the baked Moon oh my God

secret since the baked Moon oh my God

secret since the baked Moon oh my God not that again there is no wind on the

not that again there is no wind on the

not that again there is no wind on the moon how did the flag fly oh thank you

moon how did the flag fly oh thank you

moon how did the flag fly oh thank you Pilar but um don't worry about it I can

Pilar but um don't worry about it I can

Pilar but um don't worry about it I can handle this one on my own

handle this one on my own

handle this one on my own it's Maggie's lawyer

it's Maggie's lawyer

it's Maggie's lawyer you know given what happened with

you know given what happened with

you know given what happened with Michelle

Michelle

Michelle I'll be good this time at least as good

I'll be good this time at least as good

I'll be good this time at least as good as I can be

as I can be

as I can be um

good

good

good thank you good luck wait so what do I do

thank you good luck wait so what do I do

thank you good luck wait so what do I do now

now

now um she folded yes yeah

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what is it this time Ruth

teacher of the year

teacher of the year

teacher of the year four times in a row chemistry

four times in a row chemistry

four times in a row chemistry and a transplant patient hard automatic

and a transplant patient hard automatic

and a transplant patient hard automatic now he also teaches drama

now he also teaches drama

now he also teaches drama his students love him

and his kidney is going to need to be

and his kidney is going to need to be

and his kidney is going to need to be replaced every year you know the codepac

replaced every year you know the codepac

replaced every year you know the codepac won't keep it from aging because it's

won't keep it from aging because it's

won't keep it from aging because it's not his

not his

not his we've been through this

we've been through this

we've been through this he adopts disabled dogs and runs a doggy

he adopts disabled dogs and runs a doggy

he adopts disabled dogs and runs a doggy rehab out of his house

rehab out of his house

rehab out of his house okay I would probably marry him if given

okay I would probably marry him if given

okay I would probably marry him if given the chance but he's a hard automatic now

I feel like this isn't just about the

I feel like this isn't just about the

I feel like this isn't just about the teacher

teacher

teacher I don't know what you're talking about

Earth we've

Earth we've

Earth we've we've all been there we all have needs

we've all been there we all have needs

we've all been there we all have needs and if you want to talk about it I'm

and if you want to talk about it I'm

and if you want to talk about it I'm fine there's nothing to talk about I

fine there's nothing to talk about I

fine there's nothing to talk about I don't have needs the it's just get in

don't have needs the it's just get in

don't have needs the it's just get in the way needs cause pain and frustration

the way needs cause pain and frustration

the way needs cause pain and frustration and and pain and more pain you know

and and pain and more pain you know

and and pain and more pain you know who do you see it's I don't eat these

who do you see it's I don't eat these

who do you see it's I don't eat these are

are

are they're just needs these are stupid

so what's wrong

so what's wrong

so what's wrong you wouldn't understand

you wouldn't understand

you wouldn't understand you liked her

you liked her

you liked her she was different

she was different

she was different so different I mean nothing like Anthony

so different I mean nothing like Anthony

so different I mean nothing like Anthony or Becca or Josh so she was smart kind

or Becca or Josh so she was smart kind

or Becca or Josh so she was smart kind caring faithful yes I get it I have had

caring faithful yes I get it I have had

caring faithful yes I get it I have had a few issues to work out

a few issues to work out

a few issues to work out which is why I liked Jill you know no

which is why I liked Jill you know no

which is why I liked Jill you know no more cavemen dominatrix

more cavemen dominatrix

more cavemen dominatrix wiccans yeah I liked her because she was

wiccans yeah I liked her because she was

wiccans yeah I liked her because she was just a dork

Maggie's kind of a dork

Maggie's kind of a dork

Maggie's kind of a dork yeah

yeah

yeah not like Joe she wears a members only

not like Joe she wears a members only

not like Joe she wears a members only jacket knockoff oh

jacket knockoff oh

jacket knockoff oh so she wants to be a member but she's

so she wants to be a member but she's

so she wants to be a member but she's not cool enough

not cool enough

not cool enough and she does crossword puzzles in an

and she does crossword puzzles in an

and she does crossword puzzles in an actual newspaper she like 80.

actual newspaper she like 80.

actual newspaper she like 80. she's just a sweet smart woman who

she's just a sweet smart woman who

she's just a sweet smart woman who ghosted me for no reason

ghosted me for no reason

ghosted me for no reason which is why I'm depressed I can't win

which is why I'm depressed I can't win

which is why I'm depressed I can't win so find her we we all know you can all

so find her we we all know you can all

so find her we we all know you can all your restraining orders say so two I

your restraining orders say so two I

your restraining orders say so two I only have two that are current okay so

only have two that are current okay so

only have two that are current okay so I'm passionate

I'm passionate

I'm passionate sorry is that a crime these days

sorry is that a crime these days

sorry is that a crime these days well no but

well no but

well no but hacking into Josh's computer network and

hacking into Josh's computer network and

hacking into Josh's computer network and changing all of his co-workers

changing all of his co-workers

changing all of his co-workers screensavers to a pick of him taking a

screensavers to a pick of him taking a

screensavers to a pick of him taking a crop

crop

crop that is that was some of my best work I

that is that was some of my best work I

that is that was some of my best work I should have a medal for that I agree

should have a medal for that I agree

should have a medal for that I agree but it also shows that you have the

but it also shows that you have the

but it also shows that you have the skills to find Jill

skills to find Jill

skills to find Jill so go find her

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thank you

thank you

thank you I have no friends no one knows where I

I have no friends no one knows where I

I have no friends no one knows where I live

live

live it has to be them

it has to be them

it has to be them [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

I don't have cookies

I don't have cookies

I don't have cookies um do you want a banana God no my doctor

um do you want a banana God no my doctor

um do you want a banana God no my doctor told me to one a day I didn't last a

told me to one a day I didn't last a

told me to one a day I didn't last a week boring

you can't stay

you can't stay

you can't stay [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you can't

you can't

you can't stay

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] then

make me go

make me go

make me go [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh my goodness

should any word you found me so easily

should any word you found me so easily

should any word you found me so easily terrified

terrified

terrified I mean seriously that was kind of insane

I mean seriously that was kind of insane

I mean seriously that was kind of insane like that's not what stable rational

like that's not what stable rational

like that's not what stable rational people do

people do

people do whatever gave you the idea I was stable

whatever gave you the idea I was stable

whatever gave you the idea I was stable or rational

or rational

or rational no but honestly this is the most stable

no but honestly this is the most stable

no but honestly this is the most stable rational response I've had to being

rational response I've had to being

rational response I've had to being dumped ever

dumped ever

dumped ever so I should be terrified

so I should be terrified

so I should be terrified no you're the first person that I found

no you're the first person that I found

no you're the first person that I found and didn't

and didn't

and didn't Revenge

Revenge

Revenge not so much I love you

not so much I love you

not so much I love you you love me

I gave up a week of my life to search

I gave up a week of my life to search

I gave up a week of my life to search for you

do you love me yes

you're adorable

can I ask you a stupid question

can I ask you a stupid question

can I ask you a stupid question there are no stupid questions just

there are no stupid questions just

there are no stupid questions just stupid people and lots of them

stupid people and lots of them

stupid people and lots of them why

why

why why

do you love me

hell if I know

hell if I know

hell if I know okay

if I could choose who I fell in love

if I could choose who I fell in love

if I could choose who I fell in love with my life would be so much easier

with my life would be so much easier

with my life would be so much easier I know why I like you but

I know why I like you but

I know why I like you but love you

love you

love you no idea I just do

I don't know where I'm going with this

I don't know where I'm going with this

I don't know where I'm going with this but

but

but I think it has something to do with

I think it has something to do with

I think it has something to do with death

death

death death

death

death give me a second I almost have it

when we love someone it's like

when we love someone it's like

when we love someone it's like we aren't important anymore and we lose

we aren't important anymore and we lose

we aren't important anymore and we lose ourselves

ourselves

ourselves when we're single or in lust all we care

when we're single or in lust all we care

when we're single or in lust all we care about is ourselves our own successes our

about is ourselves our own successes our

about is ourselves our own successes our own feelings but

own feelings but

own feelings but when we're in love we care about someone

when we're in love we care about someone

when we're in love we care about someone else as much as ourselves

else as much as ourselves

else as much as ourselves or more

or more

or more or more

or more

or more so we're no longer afraid of death or

so we're no longer afraid of death or

so we're no longer afraid of death or not our own death when we're with

not our own death when we're with

not our own death when we're with someone we love it's like

someone we love it's like

someone we love it's like we can never die or at least that's what

we can never die or at least that's what

we can never die or at least that's what it feels like

it feels like

it feels like so love isn't about passion it's about

so love isn't about passion it's about

so love isn't about passion it's about eternity

eternity

eternity it's finding our own eternity

it's finding our own eternity

it's finding our own eternity that's why we're so drawn to it

that's why we're so drawn to it

that's why we're so drawn to it and

and

and why when we lose someone we love it's

why when we lose someone we love it's

why when we lose someone we love it's like we died because we did

like we died because we did

like we died because we did we lost our

we lost our

we lost our eternity

what if we lived forever

what if we lived forever

what if we lived forever huh

huh

huh like what if we were Eternal beings we

like what if we were Eternal beings we

like what if we were Eternal beings we never died would we still love

uh I don't know that is up even

uh I don't know that is up even

uh I don't know that is up even for me

yeah that's nonsense

we love so we can live forever

we love so we can live forever

we love so we can live forever that's it

that's it

that's it I like that

I forgot to take my pills

what pills

my immune suppression pills

immune suppression meaning for a

immune suppression meaning for a

immune suppression meaning for a transplant

impressive that is exactly what they're

impressive that is exactly what they're

impressive that is exactly what they're for

for

for I got a kidney transplant and the pills

I got a kidney transplant and the pills

I got a kidney transplant and the pills basically help lower my immune system so

basically help lower my immune system so

basically help lower my immune system so it doesn't try to kick my new kidney out

hubla

hubla

hubla what what's wrong

what what's wrong

what what's wrong nothing

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] everybody keep dancing morning

everybody keep dancing morning

everybody keep dancing morning [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Applause]

3 P.M yeah but he just woke up so it's

3 P.M yeah but he just woke up so it's

3 P.M yeah but he just woke up so it's where'd you get that

where'd you get that

where'd you get that that counter

that counter

that counter what what what are you doing

what what what are you doing

what what what are you doing well I now have to go to the grocery

well I now have to go to the grocery

well I now have to go to the grocery store on Wednesday instead of Thursday

store on Wednesday instead of Thursday

store on Wednesday instead of Thursday because I'll run out of bananas a day

because I'll run out of bananas a day

because I'll run out of bananas a day early

early

early oh my God

oh

oh

oh trust me you'll thank me so now that

trust me you'll thank me so now that

trust me you'll thank me so now that you're up I can make you your eggs

you're up I can make you your eggs

you're up I can make you your eggs okay

okay

okay I'm gonna make you my top secret special

I'm gonna make you my top secret special

I'm gonna make you my top secret special eggs they're actually just sunny side up

eggs they're actually just sunny side up

eggs they're actually just sunny side up but I do something miraculous that makes

but I do something miraculous that makes

but I do something miraculous that makes them better than any sunny summer eggs

them better than any sunny summer eggs

them better than any sunny summer eggs you've ever had before

you've ever had before

you've ever had before I am actually like being scrambled

I am actually like being scrambled

I am actually like being scrambled well top titties because you'll be

well top titties because you'll be

well top titties because you'll be getting them Sunny Side Up and you will

getting them Sunny Side Up and you will

getting them Sunny Side Up and you will adore them

adore them

adore them okay

okay

okay so what's the biggest problem with sunny

so what's the biggest problem with sunny

so what's the biggest problem with sunny side up eggs

side up eggs

side up eggs I don't know because I like them

I don't know because I like them

I don't know because I like them scrambled Roddy White's nobody likes the

scrambled Roddy White's nobody likes the

scrambled Roddy White's nobody likes the runny whites but fear not I will make

runny whites but fear not I will make

runny whites but fear not I will make your sunny side up eggs with firm whites

your sunny side up eggs with firm whites

your sunny side up eggs with firm whites and still a runny yolk

and still a runny yolk

and still a runny yolk it's gonna be good

it's gonna be good

it's gonna be good okay

I know you're tired but you should

I know you're tired but you should

I know you're tired but you should really be more excited about this is my

really be more excited about this is my

really be more excited about this is my sunny side up eggs with firm whites and

sunny side up eggs with firm whites and

sunny side up eggs with firm whites and a runny yolk might be the greatest

a runny yolk might be the greatest

a runny yolk might be the greatest scientific discovery in history

scientific discovery in history

scientific discovery in history and have you achieved such culinary

and have you achieved such culinary

and have you achieved such culinary brilliance

brilliance

brilliance well the secret is really very simple

well the secret is really very simple

well the secret is really very simple you

break the white like you would the yolk

break the white like you would the yolk

break the white like you would the yolk you spread it thin so it Cooks quickly

you spread it thin so it Cooks quickly

you spread it thin so it Cooks quickly and this makes the edges of the whites

and this makes the edges of the whites

and this makes the edges of the whites crispy

voila

it's good

it's good

it's good go sit down and I'll bring you the rest

go sit down and I'll bring you the rest

go sit down and I'll bring you the rest of the breakfast when I'm done

since you don't like my secret special

since you don't like my secret special

since you don't like my secret special breakfast I made you oatmeal

breakfast I made you oatmeal

breakfast I made you oatmeal I hope it's boring enough for you

I hope it's boring enough for you

I hope it's boring enough for you we need to talk

I know too much too fast I know it's I'm

I know too much too fast I know it's I'm

I know too much too fast I know it's I'm a lot it's just I worked so hard to find

a lot it's just I worked so hard to find

a lot it's just I worked so hard to find you and then I wanted to make it nice

you and then I wanted to make it nice

you and then I wanted to make it nice and it's not that though you are as you

and it's not that though you are as you

and it's not that though you are as you say

say

say a lot

a lot

a lot it's not the oatmeal is it I thought

it's not the oatmeal is it I thought

it's not the oatmeal is it I thought that was just a joke no I actually love

that was just a joke no I actually love

that was just a joke no I actually love oatmeal

oatmeal

oatmeal thank you of course you do

there's something I've been hiding from

there's something I've been hiding from

there's something I've been hiding from you

you

you you work for ASAP and your name's not

you work for ASAP and your name's not

you work for ASAP and your name's not Jill

Jill

Jill how could you I'm really good at puzzles

how could you I'm really good at puzzles

how could you I'm really good at puzzles but you're really bad at hiding things

but you're really bad at hiding things

but you're really bad at hiding things I'm absolutely the worst which is also

I'm absolutely the worst which is also

I'm absolutely the worst which is also why I figured out from your reactions

why I figured out from your reactions

why I figured out from your reactions that Aesop discovered something about

that Aesop discovered something about

that Aesop discovered something about living longer and that because of my

living longer and that because of my

living longer and that because of my transplant I won't be able to get

transplant I won't be able to get

transplant I won't be able to get whatever they discovered

whatever they discovered

whatever they discovered wow

wow

wow that's

that's

that's wow you found that all out just for my

wow you found that all out just for my

wow you found that all out just for my reactions

reactions

reactions mostly

mostly

mostly first you hesitated when I asked your

first you hesitated when I asked your

first you hesitated when I asked your name clearly it was fake the first time

name clearly it was fake the first time

name clearly it was fake the first time I mentioned ASAP you immediately got up

I mentioned ASAP you immediately got up

I mentioned ASAP you immediately got up and left and the next time you changed

and left and the next time you changed

and left and the next time you changed the subject and every time after that so

the subject and every time after that so

the subject and every time after that so obviously you work for them

obviously you work for them

obviously you work for them and the first time I mentioned us being

and the first time I mentioned us being

and the first time I mentioned us being together forever you got this lost look

together forever you got this lost look

together forever you got this lost look in your eye and then I mentioned my

in your eye and then I mentioned my

in your eye and then I mentioned my condition and you got the same lost look

condition and you got the same lost look

condition and you got the same lost look so it wasn't simply that the simplest

so it wasn't simply that the simplest

so it wasn't simply that the simplest explanation knowing that you work for

explanation knowing that you work for

explanation knowing that you work for Aesop is that Aesop came up with

Aesop is that Aesop came up with

Aesop is that Aesop came up with something that will make it impossible

something that will make it impossible

something that will make it impossible for us to be together forever and then

for us to be together forever and then

for us to be together forever and then the rest I was just guessing but

the rest I was just guessing but

the rest I was just guessing but how close am I

how close am I

how close am I first

my name is Ruth

seconds you do not want to know how

seconds you do not want to know how

seconds you do not want to know how close

close

close I love puzzles

I love puzzles

I love puzzles seriously you don't want to know how

seriously you don't want to know how

seriously you don't want to know how close that's why we have to talk can I

close that's why we have to talk can I

close that's why we have to talk can I just bask in my glory for a few more

just bask in my glory for a few more

just bask in my glory for a few more seconds por favor

you got everything right

you got everything right

you got everything right except

except

except ASAP didn't just come up with a way to

ASAP didn't just come up with a way to

ASAP didn't just come up with a way to live longer

live longer

live longer they came up with a way to live forever

they came up with a way to live forever

they came up with a way to live forever forever

forever

forever it seems that way we developed a pill

it seems that way we developed a pill

it seems that way we developed a pill that ends entropy which means people

that ends entropy which means people

that ends entropy which means people stop aging which means people don't die

stop aging which means people don't die

stop aging which means people don't die of old age

of old age

of old age stop aging

holy mother of Christ ah but but

holy mother of Christ ah but but

holy mother of Christ ah but but I won't get it because it's transplant

I won't get it because it's transplant

I won't get it because it's transplant no one with a transplant because the

no one with a transplant because the

no one with a transplant because the transplant organ will age

so so wait only transplant patients

so so wait only transplant patients

so so wait only transplant patients don't get the pill

don't get the pill

don't get the pill it's made from a limited natural

it's made from a limited natural

it's made from a limited natural resource so there's only enough for

resource so there's only enough for

resource so there's only enough for around 88 of the population

around 88 of the population

around 88 of the population this is going to be interesting

this is going to be interesting

this is going to be interesting yeah pretty much

yeah pretty much

yeah pretty much but that's what I do

but that's what I do

but that's what I do I use an algorithm to decide who gets it

I use an algorithm to decide who gets it

I use an algorithm to decide who gets it and who doesn't

and who doesn't

and who doesn't that's why you broke up with me

it's it's just part of the job I can't

it's it's just part of the job I can't

it's it's just part of the job I can't have friends no one to blur on my

have friends no one to blur on my

have friends no one to blur on my objectivity

objectivity

objectivity oh

oh

oh that must suck

that must suck

that must suck wow I mean if this really happens like

wow I mean if this really happens like

wow I mean if this really happens like everything changes

everything changes

everything changes yeah pretty much that's why everything

yeah pretty much that's why everything

yeah pretty much that's why everything has to say as Secrets until they figure

has to say as Secrets until they figure

has to say as Secrets until they figure it all out

it all out

it all out huh

huh

huh is this why you're so into philosophy

is this why you're so into philosophy

is this why you're so into philosophy I always have been but yeah

listen

listen

listen let's take a step back

let's take a step back

let's take a step back reflect on what I told you we'll talk

reflect on what I told you we'll talk

reflect on what I told you we'll talk tomorrow

so many questions

so many questions

so many questions take your time

figure out your questions organize your

figure out your questions organize your

figure out your questions organize your thoughts

you're kicking me out

you're kicking me out

you're kicking me out just until tomorrow

just until tomorrow

just until tomorrow let's meet at the park

let's meet at the park

let's meet at the park it's a good place to talk

it's a good place to talk

it's a good place to talk [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I don't understand the problem

I don't understand the problem

I don't understand the problem I ordered them three days ago two dozen

I ordered them three days ago two dozen

I ordered them three days ago two dozen heirloom tomato tarts

heirloom tomato tarts

heirloom tomato tarts problem is if the pastry chef didn't

problem is if the pastry chef didn't

problem is if the pastry chef didn't make any this morning why not it's your

make any this morning why not it's your

make any this morning why not it's your most popular item

most popular item

most popular item the chef went to the farmer's market

the chef went to the farmer's market

the chef went to the farmer's market this morning and didn't find any

this morning and didn't find any

this morning and didn't find any tomatoes that were worthy of her tart so

tomatoes that were worthy of her tart so

tomatoes that were worthy of her tart so she didn't buy any

sorry

sorry

sorry sorry you're joking right we don't joke

sorry you're joking right we don't joke

sorry you're joking right we don't joke about tart worthiness

about tart worthiness

about tart worthiness sorry I just never thought I would hear

sorry I just never thought I would hear

sorry I just never thought I would hear the phrase tart worthiness out loud

the phrase tart worthiness out loud

the phrase tart worthiness out loud well I have a party this afternoon

well I have a party this afternoon

well I have a party this afternoon that's expecting two dozen of your

that's expecting two dozen of your

that's expecting two dozen of your famous heirloom tomato tarts

famous heirloom tomato tarts

famous heirloom tomato tarts what do you want me to do

I hate to interject but have you tried

I hate to interject but have you tried

I hate to interject but have you tried their Artisan avocado bacon bombs

their Artisan avocado bacon bombs

their Artisan avocado bacon bombs avocado bacon rocks those just sound

avocado bacon rocks those just sound

avocado bacon rocks those just sound promising

promising

promising and we could pretty easily have two

and we could pretty easily have two

and we could pretty easily have two dozen ready for your party oh looks like

dozen ready for your party oh looks like

dozen ready for your party oh looks like the chef found the avocados to be bomb

the chef found the avocados to be bomb

the chef found the avocados to be bomb worthy today

worthy today

worthy today there's no such thing as bomb worthy

there's no such thing as bomb worthy

there's no such thing as bomb worthy avocados don't be absurd

such a lifesaver thank you oh yeah just

such a lifesaver thank you oh yeah just

such a lifesaver thank you oh yeah just want to make sure those soccer moms in

want to make sure those soccer moms in

want to make sure those soccer moms in Chesterfield get their trendy app

Chesterfield get their trendy app

Chesterfield get their trendy app how'd you know the party was for soccer

how'd you know the party was for soccer

how'd you know the party was for soccer moms in Chesterfield

moms in Chesterfield

moms in Chesterfield easy everyone around here knows the

easy everyone around here knows the

easy everyone around here knows the Tomato Tarts haven't been trending in

Tomato Tarts haven't been trending in

Tomato Tarts haven't been trending in months but Chesterfield is the last

months but Chesterfield is the last

months but Chesterfield is the last place in town that thinks they're still

place in town that thinks they're still

place in town that thinks they're still hip my soccer moms

hip my soccer moms

hip my soccer moms if it were soccer dads you'd be getting

if it were soccer dads you'd be getting

if it were soccer dads you'd be getting nachos good point now if you really want

nachos good point now if you really want

nachos good point now if you really want to impress me

to impress me

to impress me what's the party for

um

um

um let's see

let's see

let's see I'm gonna go with

I'm gonna go with

I'm gonna go with Caitlyn is moving her divorce papers

Caitlyn is moving her divorce papers

Caitlyn is moving her divorce papers went through and now she's free to move

went through and now she's free to move

went through and now she's free to move to a new cul-de-sac in Chesterfield

to a new cul-de-sac in Chesterfield

to a new cul-de-sac in Chesterfield she's not moving but it is a divorce

she's not moving but it is a divorce

she's not moving but it is a divorce party and how the did you know her

party and how the did you know her

party and how the did you know her name was Caitlyn

name was Caitlyn

name was Caitlyn uh playing the odds um there was a big

uh playing the odds um there was a big

uh playing the odds um there was a big Caitlyn baby name explosion a while back

Caitlyn baby name explosion a while back

Caitlyn baby name explosion a while back so now nearly third of all Suburban

so now nearly third of all Suburban

so now nearly third of all Suburban women over 30 are Caitlyn's

women over 30 are Caitlyn's

women over 30 are Caitlyn's oh and the divorce Marie what are you

oh and the divorce Marie what are you

oh and the divorce Marie what are you having uh give me a second that is

having uh give me a second that is

having uh give me a second that is Chesterfield it is just what women over

Chesterfield it is just what women over

Chesterfield it is just what women over 30 do in Chesterfield

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you're even smarter than they said

you're even smarter than they said

you're even smarter than they said who's they

who's they

who's they love her

um

um

um I'm sorry Who Who Are You

I'm sorry Who Who Are You

I'm sorry Who Who Are You if you love her

if you love her

if you love her I don't know what to do

I don't know what to do

I don't know what to do Marie what do you want

Marie what do you want

Marie what do you want Jasper I'm busy listen I don't

Jasper I'm busy listen I don't

Jasper I'm busy listen I don't know

foreign

they already know about us of course

they already know about us of course

they already know about us of course they do they knew when I first broke up

they do they knew when I first broke up

they do they knew when I first broke up with you no they know who I am where to

with you no they know who I am where to

with you no they know who I am where to find me everything

find me everything

find me everything I told you ASAP is everywhere they know

I told you ASAP is everywhere they know

I told you ASAP is everywhere they know everything they approached me

everything they approached me

everything they approached me when where just now at the cafe

when where just now at the cafe

when where just now at the cafe who approached you how do you know it

who approached you how do you know it

who approached you how do you know it was Aesop

was Aesop

was Aesop it was so weird

it was so weird

it was so weird that was online waiting for this woman

that was online waiting for this woman

that was online waiting for this woman she was having an issue with Jasper the

she was having an issue with Jasper the

she was having an issue with Jasper the last Jasper and I was trying to help so

last Jasper and I was trying to help so

last Jasper and I was trying to help so we started like laughing bonding and

we started like laughing bonding and

we started like laughing bonding and then out of nowhere she asks me do you

then out of nowhere she asks me do you

then out of nowhere she asks me do you love her

love her

love her what she said do you love her I was like

what she said do you love her I was like

what she said do you love her I was like what and then she said if I love you I

what and then she said if I love you I

what and then she said if I love you I will know what to do

it may not have been ASAP that is way

it may not have been ASAP that is way

it may not have been ASAP that is way out of character for them did you get

out of character for them did you get

out of character for them did you get her name no but I asked Jasper the name

her name no but I asked Jasper the name

her name no but I asked Jasper the name under the order and she said Alexandra

under the order and she said Alexandra

under the order and she said Alexandra Corrington but I mean I'm sure that's

Corrington but I mean I'm sure that's

Corrington but I mean I'm sure that's not a real name

not a real name

not a real name Alex

Alex

Alex you know her

you know her

you know her an ex

an ex

an ex much worse

much worse

much worse AVP

AVP

AVP who AVP it's a part of ASAP

who AVP it's a part of ASAP

who AVP it's a part of ASAP just imagine a combination of the CIA

just imagine a combination of the CIA

just imagine a combination of the CIA KGB

KGB

KGB and the mob

and the mob

and the mob I'd rather not

I'd rather not

I'd rather not I don't know if this is good or bad it

I don't know if this is good or bad it

I don't know if this is good or bad it seems bad like really bad like we're

seems bad like really bad like we're

seems bad like really bad like we're about to die bad

about to die bad

about to die bad if that's not how they operate there's a

if that's not how they operate there's a

if that's not how they operate there's a knock at the door

knock at the door

knock at the door you open it all of a sudden it's them

you open it all of a sudden it's them

you open it all of a sudden it's them and it's over

okay maybe something happened maybe she

okay maybe something happened maybe she

okay maybe something happened maybe she got spooked before she doesn't spook no

got spooked before she doesn't spook no

got spooked before she doesn't spook no one at AVP does

one at AVP does

one at AVP does but she used her real name

but she used her real name

but she used her real name she had to know that you'd find it out

she had to know that you'd find it out

she had to know that you'd find it out you'd tell me and I would recognize it

you'd tell me and I would recognize it

you'd tell me and I would recognize it so

so

so I don't know

okay maybe

okay maybe

okay maybe she was giving us a warning a heads up

she was giving us a warning a heads up

she was giving us a warning a heads up why she doesn't owe me anything

why she doesn't owe me anything

why she doesn't owe me anything okay I'm officially scared we should be

okay I'm officially scared we should be

okay I'm officially scared we should be but we should not panic okay what should

but we should not panic okay what should

but we should not panic okay what should we do

we do

we do nothing we should just wait here until

nothing we should just wait here until

nothing we should just wait here until they kill us if they wanted to kill us

they kill us if they wanted to kill us

they kill us if they wanted to kill us we would already be dead

we would already be dead

we would already be dead that's supposed to make me feel better

that's supposed to make me feel better

that's supposed to make me feel better no not at all but that's all we can do

no not at all but that's all we can do

no not at all but that's all we can do right now

right now

right now we have to show them that we are not

we have to show them that we are not

we have to show them that we are not scared

scared

scared let's go home

let's go home

let's go home pretend like nothing happened

okay okay

need I remind you of the mess you made

need I remind you of the mess you made

need I remind you of the mess you made of Germany

of Germany

of Germany perfect timing handle friends

perfect timing handle friends

perfect timing handle friends [Music]

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so

so

so we need to be careful with Maureen

we need to be careful with Maureen

we need to be careful with Maureen or nothing we're used to and and she's

or nothing we're used to and and she's

or nothing we're used to and and she's crazy about her

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[Music] does she know

does she know

does she know [Music]

[Music]

[Music] yeah

yeah

yeah good I hate eliminating the Smart Ones

all right

all right

all right ASAP questions

ASAP questions

ASAP questions what have you got for me

what have you got for me

what have you got for me okay how long have you had this oh 57

okay how long have you had this oh 57

okay how long have you had this oh 57 years

years

years so how following

86.

funny you don't look a day over 85. yeah

funny you don't look a day over 85. yeah

funny you don't look a day over 85. yeah that joke got old a long time ago sorry

oh I'm gonna need a minute that was a

oh I'm gonna need a minute that was a

oh I'm gonna need a minute that was a bit

bit

bit jarring

jarring

jarring take your time

oh wait so if Aesop has been around for

oh wait so if Aesop has been around for

oh wait so if Aesop has been around for decades then that means people have died

decades then that means people have died

decades then that means people have died while you've been sitting on the pill

while you've been sitting on the pill

while you've been sitting on the pill there isn't enough for everyone people

there isn't enough for everyone people

there isn't enough for everyone people are gonna die no matter what

are gonna die no matter what

are gonna die no matter what if we rushed it there could have been

if we rushed it there could have been

if we rushed it there could have been devastating consequences

still it doesn't seem right

still it doesn't seem right

still it doesn't seem right difficult decisions have been made had

difficult decisions have been made had

difficult decisions have been made had to be made

to be made

to be made but if things continue to go as planned

but if things continue to go as planned

but if things continue to go as planned were there others before me in your long

were there others before me in your long

were there others before me in your long life

life

life a verse women

a verse women

a verse women like me

no there have not been others like you

so besides transplant patients who else

so besides transplant patients who else

so besides transplant patients who else doesn't get the pill

doesn't get the pill

doesn't get the pill it's a really complicated algorithm it's

it's a really complicated algorithm it's

it's a really complicated algorithm it's person by person mostly outside of those

person by person mostly outside of those

person by person mostly outside of those who are sick

who are sick

who are sick mentally too

mentally too

mentally too emotionally morally

anyone deemed unhealthy

anyone deemed unhealthy

anyone deemed unhealthy the key is

the key is

the key is who will be the most productive in this

who will be the most productive in this

who will be the most productive in this new Eternal Society

new Eternal Society

new Eternal Society okay so then none of my exes will get it

okay so then none of my exes will get it

okay so then none of my exes will get it since they're all lying cheating

since they're all lying cheating

since they're all lying cheating douchebags

douchebags

douchebags even the women

even the women

even the women especially the women

so will people still get married

so will people still get married

so will people still get married well

well

well it won't be against the law but without

it won't be against the law but without

it won't be against the law but without children I doubt many will

children I doubt many will

children I doubt many will no children

no children

no children no new children

the people living forever will have to

the people living forever will have to

the people living forever will have to be able to control the population

be able to control the population

be able to control the population somehow

somehow

somehow and people will want to age to adulthood

and people will want to age to adulthood

and people will want to age to adulthood prior to taking the pill

prior to taking the pill

prior to taking the pill no one wants to get stuck at age 14

no one wants to get stuck at age 14

no one wants to get stuck at age 14 forever

forever

forever God no what a horrible age

God no what a horrible age

God no what a horrible age wait

wait

wait what about

what about

what about dogs

dogs

dogs no but Socrates

if there isn't enough for every human

if there isn't enough for every human

if there isn't enough for every human but some dogs are more productive than

but some dogs are more productive than

but some dogs are more productive than Some Humans right

Some Humans right

Some Humans right well I don't want to live in a world

well I don't want to live in a world

well I don't want to live in a world without dogs

without dogs

without dogs there will still be dogs they just won't

there will still be dogs they just won't

there will still be dogs they just won't live forever

live forever

live forever we'll have to keep getting new ones just

we'll have to keep getting new ones just

we'll have to keep getting new ones just like we do now but forever okay I guess

like we do now but forever okay I guess

like we do now but forever okay I guess that's a little better but

that's a little better but

that's a little better but I want Socrates to live forever you know

I want Socrates to live forever you know

I want Socrates to live forever you know if I can't

you know you are taking this quite well

you know you are taking this quite well

you know you are taking this quite well considering

considering

considering well I never thought I was gonna live

well I never thought I was gonna live

well I never thought I was gonna live forever so not much has changed

forever so not much has changed

forever so not much has changed but I still haven't wrapped my head

but I still haven't wrapped my head

but I still haven't wrapped my head around the whole Aesop thing

around the whole Aesop thing

around the whole Aesop thing you have been avoiding the real reason

you have been avoiding the real reason

you have been avoiding the real reason for this conversation

I know

I know

I know I think

I think

I think we both know what we should decide

we both know what we should decide

we both know what we should decide I can't be responsible for your there

I can't be responsible for your there

I can't be responsible for your there might be other options than you think

might be other options than you think

might be other options than you think either we break up and you live forever

either we break up and you live forever

either we break up and you live forever or we don't and you die

or we don't and you die

or we don't and you die there are other options

there are other options

there are other options and maybe I don't want to live without

and maybe I don't want to live without

and maybe I don't want to live without you

you

you that's very sweet but that is I

that's very sweet but that is I

that's very sweet but that is I am not worth giving up Eternity for well

am not worth giving up Eternity for well

am not worth giving up Eternity for well maybe the judge of that

maybe the judge of that

maybe the judge of that has anyone else ever given up Aesop

only one that I know of

only one that I know of

only one that I know of do tell

do tell

do tell Cindy

Cindy

Cindy she was the receptionist at Aesop I saw

she was the receptionist at Aesop I saw

she was the receptionist at Aesop I saw her at the front desk every single day

her at the front desk every single day

her at the front desk every single day for decades

for decades

for decades totally okay sounds groovy bye

totally okay sounds groovy bye

totally okay sounds groovy bye hey Sandy hey how's it going Ruth I know

hey Sandy hey how's it going Ruth I know

hey Sandy hey how's it going Ruth I know just checking out my files

just checking out my files

just checking out my files what you doing this weekend seeing the

what you doing this weekend seeing the

what you doing this weekend seeing the Exorcist let's go in theaters no I'm

Exorcist let's go in theaters no I'm

Exorcist let's go in theaters no I'm watching at home my brand new VCR

watching at home my brand new VCR

watching at home my brand new VCR like the ones they have here yeah they

like the ones they have here yeah they

like the ones they have here yeah they make personal ones now and it was a

make personal ones now and it was a

make personal ones now and it was a little pricey but I get to watch movies

little pricey but I get to watch movies

little pricey but I get to watch movies at home that can't be a thing where have

at home that can't be a thing where have

at home that can't be a thing where have you been you gotta get with the times

you been you gotta get with the times

you been you gotta get with the times man you know just buried in my work

man you know just buried in my work

man you know just buried in my work always better than my work

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[Music] what is that thing Cindy oh that's a

what is that thing Cindy oh that's a

what is that thing Cindy oh that's a texting telephone

texting telephone

texting telephone say what

say what

say what it was originally created for the deaf

it was originally created for the deaf

it was originally created for the deaf but like anybody can use it to do what

but like anybody can use it to do what

but like anybody can use it to do what okay let's say you don't want to pick up

okay let's say you don't want to pick up

okay let's say you don't want to pick up the phone say like this

the phone say like this

the phone say like this put it on there

put it on there

put it on there type in your message

type in your message

type in your message and then the person on the other end of

and then the person on the other end of

and then the person on the other end of the line can read what you said it's

the line can read what you said it's

the line can read what you said it's called texting

called texting

called texting I would anyone do that

I would anyone do that

I would anyone do that trust me everybody's gonna be texting

trust me everybody's gonna be texting

trust me everybody's gonna be texting I just don't see this whole

I just don't see this whole

I just don't see this whole thing thing catching on yeah

no I totally got it

no I totally got it

no I totally got it okay I gotta go bye

another Gadget oh yeah this is a Newton

another Gadget oh yeah this is a Newton

another Gadget oh yeah this is a Newton it's not out yet but I got my hands on a

it's not out yet but I got my hands on a

it's not out yet but I got my hands on a prototype

prototype

prototype what's it do everything

what's it do everything

what's it do everything everyone in the future is going to have

everyone in the future is going to have

everyone in the future is going to have one of these and it will change the

one of these and it will change the

one of these and it will change the world

world

world [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and then I came to work one day and she

and then I came to work one day and she

and then I came to work one day and she was gone

was gone

was gone a new girl Andrea replaced her and she's

a new girl Andrea replaced her and she's

a new girl Andrea replaced her and she's been there ever since

been there ever since

been there ever since so what happened to her

so what happened to her

so what happened to her no one knows for sure

no one knows for sure

no one knows for sure we think

we think

we think that she started seeing a guy ASAP found

that she started seeing a guy ASAP found

that she started seeing a guy ASAP found out and she disappeared

out and she disappeared

out and she disappeared killed her

killed her

killed her no one knows for sure but that's what we

no one knows for sure but that's what we

no one knows for sure but that's what we think

think

think she could have easily run away before

she could have easily run away before

she could have easily run away before they got to her

they got to her

they got to her let's find out

let's find out

let's find out I mean if she's alive we should talk to

I mean if she's alive we should talk to

I mean if she's alive we should talk to her about what happened and then we'll

her about what happened and then we'll

her about what happened and then we'll have a better idea of what we should do

have a better idea of what we should do

have a better idea of what we should do no that's way too risky

no that's way too risky

no that's way too risky especially since they already confronted

especially since they already confronted

especially since they already confronted you

you

you remember I'm great at solving puzzles

remember I'm great at solving puzzles

remember I'm great at solving puzzles and like you said if they wanted us dead

and like you said if they wanted us dead

and like you said if they wanted us dead we'd already be

I don't even know her last name

I don't even know her last name

I don't even know her last name her name is Cindy

her name is Cindy

her name is Cindy she loves gadgets you know what she

she loves gadgets you know what she

she loves gadgets you know what she looks like

looks like

looks like oh and she doesn't age

oh and she doesn't age

oh and she doesn't age it's not that hard

okay wow thank you okay well before we

okay wow thank you okay well before we

okay wow thank you okay well before we go gentlemen I would like to have a word

go gentlemen I would like to have a word

go gentlemen I would like to have a word with you each of you owe me one favor

with you each of you owe me one favor

with you each of you owe me one favor and I'm thinking I want to cash in on

and I'm thinking I want to cash in on

and I'm thinking I want to cash in on those favors all at once uh are you

those favors all at once uh are you

those favors all at once uh are you kidding you owe me like half a dozen

kidding you owe me like half a dozen

kidding you owe me like half a dozen papers already it's like 10 for me I

papers already it's like 10 for me I

papers already it's like 10 for me I lost count years ago yeah okay well

lost count years ago yeah okay well

lost count years ago yeah okay well clearly I have also lost track but since

clearly I have also lost track but since

clearly I have also lost track but since I already owe you so many favors maybe

I already owe you so many favors maybe

I already owe you so many favors maybe what's one more to add to the list

what's one more to add to the list

what's one more to add to the list just tell us what you want hon okay I

just tell us what you want hon okay I

just tell us what you want hon okay I love my friends

love my friends

love my friends and Stacy do you have access to old news

and Stacy do you have access to old news

and Stacy do you have access to old news stories yeah that's what I did was from

stories yeah that's what I did was from

stories yeah that's what I did was from 1984 I mean basically everything's

1984 I mean basically everything's

1984 I mean basically everything's digitized now great could you look into

digitized now great could you look into

digitized now great could you look into any story about a 28 year old blonde

any story about a 28 year old blonde

any story about a 28 year old blonde named Cindy and she was really into

named Cindy and she was really into

named Cindy and she was really into science

science

science sure thank you Pilar if you could look

sure thank you Pilar if you could look

sure thank you Pilar if you could look into old hospital records anything about

into old hospital records anything about

into old hospital records anything about 28 year old blonde named Cindy over the

28 year old blonde named Cindy over the

28 year old blonde named Cindy over the last 27 years

last 27 years

last 27 years that's gonna be a long list I know I'm

that's gonna be a long list I know I'm

that's gonna be a long list I know I'm sorry any and every name and if you have

sorry any and every name and if you have

sorry any and every name and if you have pictures even better

pictures even better

pictures even better okay

okay

okay Ally you're still into Old gadgets and

Ally you're still into Old gadgets and

Ally you're still into Old gadgets and gizmos and things right yeah I mean

gizmos and things right yeah I mean

gizmos and things right yeah I mean Engineers call them vintage inventions

Engineers call them vintage inventions

Engineers call them vintage inventions but yeah okay great

but yeah okay great

but yeah okay great um could you look into

um could you look into

um could you look into um anything about a 28 year old blonde

um anything about a 28 year old blonde

um anything about a 28 year old blonde named Cindy yes active on one of your

named Cindy yes active on one of your

named Cindy yes active on one of your vintage inventions message boards okay

vintage inventions message boards okay

vintage inventions message boards okay uh what year like when was she 28

uh what year like when was she 28

uh what year like when was she 28 well any and every year

it's confusing but could you do that

it's confusing but could you do that

it's confusing but could you do that people don't really use their real names

people don't really use their real names

people don't really use their real names but yeah I'll try

but yeah I'll try

but yeah I'll try thank you

thank you

thank you I really really appreciate it it means a

I really really appreciate it it means a

I really really appreciate it it means a lot to me

lot to me

lot to me listen I don't mind like helping you

listen I don't mind like helping you

listen I don't mind like helping you stalk one of Joe's ex-girlfriends but

stalk one of Joe's ex-girlfriends but

stalk one of Joe's ex-girlfriends but this is getting like really weird yeah

this is getting like really weird yeah

this is getting like really weird yeah this is the craziest plot you've hatched

this is the craziest plot you've hatched

this is the craziest plot you've hatched yet and that's saying something no no

yet and that's saying something no no

yet and that's saying something no no this is not about stalking one of her

this is not about stalking one of her

this is not about stalking one of her ex-girlfriends it's more important than

ex-girlfriends it's more important than

ex-girlfriends it's more important than that

that

that is this about Aesop oh yeah you thought

is this about Aesop oh yeah you thought

is this about Aesop oh yeah you thought that she was working there no not about

that she was working there no not about

that she was working there no not about Aesop it's just too confusing to explain

Aesop it's just too confusing to explain

Aesop it's just too confusing to explain I wish you were Pilar that I know if you

I wish you were Pilar that I know if you

I wish you were Pilar that I know if you were lying

were lying

were lying but you can't because I'm such a good

but you can't because I'm such a good

but you can't because I'm such a good poker player which is why I usually take

poker player which is why I usually take

poker player which is why I usually take all your money

all your money

all your money but not tonight you got lucky it's

but not tonight you got lucky it's

but not tonight you got lucky it's nothing I have smell it I'm a strategist

nothing I have smell it I'm a strategist

nothing I have smell it I'm a strategist what oh cards like this

what oh cards like this

what oh cards like this that's a strategy because then when I

that's a strategy because then when I

that's a strategy because then when I win I just go and then I win okay well

win I just go and then I win okay well

win I just go and then I win okay well you did win I'm just gonna take it

what's up

what's up

what's up Marie what now you're all right she's

Marie what now you're all right she's

Marie what now you're all right she's smarter than we used to culture we

smarter than we used to culture we

smarter than we used to culture we should really think about recruiting her

should really think about recruiting her

should really think about recruiting her maybe eventually but

maybe eventually but

maybe eventually but her friends are now involved

her friends are now involved

her friends are now involved need me to take care of any of them no

need me to take care of any of them no

need me to take care of any of them no they're Clueless

they're Clueless

they're Clueless and besides Pilar is a conspiracy

and besides Pilar is a conspiracy

and besides Pilar is a conspiracy theorist

theorist

theorist conspiracy theorists make our job so

conspiracy theorists make our job so

conspiracy theorists make our job so much easier plant little story here and

much easier plant little story here and

much easier plant little story here and and Marie has learned about Cindy

and Marie has learned about Cindy

and Marie has learned about Cindy it's a matter of time

it's a matter of time

it's a matter of time how close days maybe hours

how close days maybe hours

how close days maybe hours it seems our threat didn't work maybe

it seems our threat didn't work maybe

it seems our threat didn't work maybe the next option

the next option

the next option okay I know this is what you do best but

okay I know this is what you do best but

okay I know this is what you do best but remember

remember

remember we're the good guys and not like last

we're the good guys and not like last

we're the good guys and not like last time I'll follow orders good

time I'll follow orders good

time I'll follow orders good but my way is easiest and removes all

but my way is easiest and removes all

but my way is easiest and removes all risk

risk

risk considering how high the stakes are

considering how high the stakes are

considering how high the stakes are we really should be focused on

we really should be focused on

we really should be focused on minimizing risk

minimizing risk

minimizing risk you always have been more cold-blooded

you always have been more cold-blooded

you always have been more cold-blooded than me

than me

than me comes with the job

comes with the job

comes with the job anyways we have leverage or transplant I

anyways we have leverage or transplant I

anyways we have leverage or transplant I don't think she's one for negotiating

don't think she's one for negotiating

don't think she's one for negotiating well I think she is

well I think she is

well I think she is especially with what we have to offer

especially with what we have to offer

especially with what we have to offer I'll be right I am

I'll be right I am

I'll be right I am quietly please

quietly please

quietly please not like last time

I'm gonna get gray hairs is that even

I'm gonna get gray hairs is that even

I'm gonna get gray hairs is that even possible

we could have met anywhere this isn't

we could have met anywhere this isn't

we could have met anywhere this isn't top secret information I wanted to meet

top secret information I wanted to meet

top secret information I wanted to meet in a parking garage like deep throat and

in a parking garage like deep throat and

in a parking garage like deep throat and Woodward but I couldn't find any that

Woodward but I couldn't find any that

Woodward but I couldn't find any that were empty this time of day you realize

were empty this time of day you realize

were empty this time of day you realize I'm both deep throat and Woodward in

I'm both deep throat and Woodward in

I'm both deep throat and Woodward in this situation whatever what did you

this situation whatever what did you

this situation whatever what did you find surprisingly quite a bit this

find surprisingly quite a bit this

find surprisingly quite a bit this includes everything from Allison and

includes everything from Allison and

includes everything from Allison and Pilar as well but uh we weren't sure

Pilar as well but uh we weren't sure

Pilar as well but uh we weren't sure what you're looking for so there's a

what you're looking for so there's a

what you're looking for so there's a good chance most of it's a dead end I'm

good chance most of it's a dead end I'm

good chance most of it's a dead end I'm sure there is something in here I can

sure there is something in here I can

sure there is something in here I can use and when I find it I will tell you

use and when I find it I will tell you

use and when I find it I will tell you everything and it will make you more

everything and it will make you more

everything and it will make you more famous than Woodward I can't wait have

famous than Woodward I can't wait have

famous than Woodward I can't wait have fun thank you

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foreign

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hello Marie

hello Marie

hello Marie those artisanal avocado bacon bombs work

those artisanal avocado bacon bombs work

those artisanal avocado bacon bombs work magic with the soccer mobs in

magic with the soccer mobs in

magic with the soccer mobs in Chesterfield

Chesterfield

Chesterfield thanks Marie pleasure Chester I have

thanks Marie pleasure Chester I have

thanks Marie pleasure Chester I have heard so much about you well actually I

heard so much about you well actually I

heard so much about you well actually I have heard everything about you and I

have heard everything about you and I

have heard everything about you and I must confess I am impressed you harm one

must confess I am impressed you harm one

must confess I am impressed you harm one hair on her head and I swear as God is

hair on her head and I swear as God is

hair on her head and I swear as God is my witness my dear

my witness my dear

my witness my dear too many movies

too many movies

too many movies ASAP it's a benevolent organization our

ASAP it's a benevolent organization our

ASAP it's a benevolent organization our goal has always been to make the world a

goal has always been to make the world a

goal has always been to make the world a better place we're not as diabolical as

better place we're not as diabolical as

better place we're not as diabolical as some

some

some have assumed I already know all about

have assumed I already know all about

have assumed I already know all about you the pursuit of perfection can get

you the pursuit of perfection can get

you the pursuit of perfection can get Messy as the cliche goes you've got to

Messy as the cliche goes you've got to

Messy as the cliche goes you've got to crack a few eggs before you make an

crack a few eggs before you make an

crack a few eggs before you make an omelette

omelette

omelette even get rid of a few rotten ones you

even get rid of a few rotten ones you

even get rid of a few rotten ones you know that's not what I mean yes

know that's not what I mean yes

know that's not what I mean yes that is why we're here I just found out

that is why we're here I just found out

that is why we're here I just found out less than an hour ago and you beat me

less than an hour ago and you beat me

less than an hour ago and you beat me here that's scary

here that's scary

here that's scary misery said we monitor everything

misery said we monitor everything

misery said we monitor everything I'm sorry what are you guys talking

I'm sorry what are you guys talking

I'm sorry what are you guys talking about

do you want to tell her or should I

do you want to tell her or should I

do you want to tell her or should I tell me what

tell me what

tell me what I guess I'm gonna have to tell her your

I guess I'm gonna have to tell her your

I guess I'm gonna have to tell her your beloved Aesop is a scam

it can't be

it can't be

it can't be I took the pill I know it works that's

I took the pill I know it works that's

I took the pill I know it works that's not the scam the scam is that they have

not the scam the scam is that they have

not the scam the scam is that they have plenty for everyone

that's what Cindy found out she didn't

that's what Cindy found out she didn't

that's what Cindy found out she didn't meet a guy

meet a guy

meet a guy I don't understand

I don't understand

I don't understand Eugenics ethnic cleansing genocide

Eugenics ethnic cleansing genocide

Eugenics ethnic cleansing genocide proactive Darwinism not a thing survival

proactive Darwinism not a thing survival

proactive Darwinism not a thing survival of the fittest thinning out the herd

of the fittest thinning out the herd

of the fittest thinning out the herd whatever you want to call it a murder

whatever you want to call it a murder

whatever you want to call it a murder I still don't understand when codepek

I still don't understand when codepek

I still don't understand when codepek was discovered we immediately started

was discovered we immediately started

was discovered we immediately started working on a synthetic version it took

working on a synthetic version it took

working on a synthetic version it took over a decade but we were eventually

over a decade but we were eventually

over a decade but we were eventually successful

so ASAP can make as many pills as it

so ASAP can make as many pills as it

so ASAP can make as many pills as it wants

wants

wants enough for everyone

enough for everyone

enough for everyone technically yeah accurately and actually

technically yeah accurately and actually

technically yeah accurately and actually then why keep up with the list and the

then why keep up with the list and the

then why keep up with the list and the decisions good question ASAP was

decisions good question ASAP was

decisions good question ASAP was designed to create a perfect Eternal

designed to create a perfect Eternal

designed to create a perfect Eternal world

world

world an everlasting Utopia and that would not

an everlasting Utopia and that would not

an everlasting Utopia and that would not be possible if everyone got the pill

be possible if everyone got the pill

be possible if everyone got the pill why not the sick the weak the criminal

why not the sick the weak the criminal

why not the sick the weak the criminal there would just be a drain on our

there would just be a drain on our

there would just be a drain on our resources the world would be the same

resources the world would be the same

resources the world would be the same except everyone would live forever

except everyone would live forever

except everyone would live forever we wouldn't improve as a society this

we wouldn't improve as a society this

we wouldn't improve as a society this this would help us improve

this would help us improve

this would help us improve we are constantly improving why would we

we are constantly improving why would we

we are constantly improving why would we stop are we I mean our technology is but

stop are we I mean our technology is but

stop are we I mean our technology is but are we as people

are we as people

are we as people consider the ancient Greeks of the

consider the ancient Greeks of the

consider the ancient Greeks of the Romans are we any more just moral

Romans are we any more just moral

Romans are we any more just moral profound or

profound or

profound or do we just have cooler toys okay so no

do we just have cooler toys okay so no

do we just have cooler toys okay so no one sees the contradiction in murdering

one sees the contradiction in murdering

one sees the contradiction in murdering millions of people in order to become

millions of people in order to become

millions of people in order to become more moral it's the same problem that

more moral it's the same problem that

more moral it's the same problem that has played Humanity since the beginning

has played Humanity since the beginning

has played Humanity since the beginning of time only this time

of time only this time

of time only this time we have the perfect solution

we have the perfect solution

we have the perfect solution don't you mean the final solution we are

don't you mean the final solution we are

don't you mean the final solution we are not Nazis yeah denying your Nazis kind

not Nazis yeah denying your Nazis kind

not Nazis yeah denying your Nazis kind of means you are we have a once in a

of means you are we have a once in a

of means you are we have a once in a lifetime opportunity to build a perfect

lifetime opportunity to build a perfect

lifetime opportunity to build a perfect Society one free of disease crime and

Society one free of disease crime and

Society one free of disease crime and laziness who would want to live in such

laziness who would want to live in such

laziness who would want to live in such a boring place especially forever we

a boring place especially forever we

a boring place especially forever we didn't come here to debate

didn't come here to debate

didn't come here to debate we came here to make an offer

whatever it is no

whatever it is no

whatever it is no what kind of offer we are not accepting

what kind of offer we are not accepting

what kind of offer we are not accepting their offer we must stop them we have to

their offer we must stop them we have to

their offer we must stop them we have to let everyone know what they're really up

let everyone know what they're really up

let everyone know what they're really up to Marie we should at least listen I

to Marie we should at least listen I

to Marie we should at least listen I have everything loaded up ready to send

have everything loaded up ready to send

have everything loaded up ready to send to my friend Stacy who is a national

to my friend Stacy who is a national

to my friend Stacy who is a national reporter who would love to blow the lid

reporter who would love to blow the lid

reporter who would love to blow the lid off this Aesop is everywhere they

off this Aesop is everywhere they

off this Aesop is everywhere they control everything

control everything

control everything we already have counter stories to run

we already have counter stories to run

we already have counter stories to run making whatever you post seem like

making whatever you post seem like

making whatever you post seem like conspiracy theories

but if it's out there maybe someone will

but if it's out there maybe someone will

but if it's out there maybe someone will believe it maybe not today but maybe

believe it maybe not today but maybe

believe it maybe not today but maybe over time as more people learn about it

over time as more people learn about it

over time as more people learn about it and more research is done about it

and more research is done about it

and more research is done about it that's a lot of maybes this isn't the

that's a lot of maybes this isn't the

that's a lot of maybes this isn't the first rumor that Aesop is squashed

first rumor that Aesop is squashed

first rumor that Aesop is squashed we're pretty good at it I don't care I

we're pretty good at it I don't care I

we're pretty good at it I don't care I can't not do something and I can't take

can't not do something and I can't take

can't not do something and I can't take your offer

your offer

your offer we'll give you the pill

we'll give you the pill

we'll give you the pill and find a way to make it work with

and find a way to make it work with

and find a way to make it work with their transplant

their transplant

their transplant we'll find a way to eliminate your need

we'll find a way to eliminate your need

we'll find a way to eliminate your need for a transplant

for a transplant

for a transplant and until then

and until then

and until then you can have as many

what about everyone else

what about everyone else

what about everyone else this is just for you but you have to

this is just for you but you have to

this is just for you but you have to promise

promise

promise to never reveal anything that you've

to never reveal anything that you've

to never reveal anything that you've learned

learned

learned ever

ever

ever yeah I can guess the consequences if I

yeah I can guess the consequences if I

yeah I can guess the consequences if I do

so I'm taken care of for eternity but

so I'm taken care of for eternity but

so I'm taken care of for eternity but Millions tens of millions hundreds of

Millions tens of millions hundreds of

Millions tens of millions hundreds of millions of people will die who don't

millions of people will die who don't

millions of people will die who don't need to the weak and the sick will die

need to the weak and the sick will die

need to the weak and the sick will die out just as Nature has intended

out just as Nature has intended

out just as Nature has intended hurry

hurry

hurry it's a good offer

it's a good offer

it's a good offer we are not gonna get a better one

I can't

I can't

I can't I just can't

you send that

you send that

you send that you may or may not stop it but one thing

you may or may not stop it but one thing

you may or may not stop it but one thing is certain your immediate fate

is certain your immediate fate

is certain your immediate fate I know a knock at the door you open it

I know a knock at the door you open it

I know a knock at the door you open it and before you realize and not just your

and before you realize and not just your

and before you realize and not just your fate

but Roots as well

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choice

morning

I get it

I get it

I get it it's rough right now but

it's rough right now but

it's rough right now but it will get better

remember I'm the one who decides who

remember I'm the one who decides who

remember I'm the one who decides who gets it so I've lost a lot of sleep too

you know

you know

you know the one thing that kept me up most last

the one thing that kept me up most last

the one thing that kept me up most last night

trying to figure out how you found their

trying to figure out how you found their

trying to figure out how you found their secret

I mean

I mean

I mean everything's on hard copies

everything's on hard copies

everything's on hard copies nothing is digital nothing's online

unless you broke into their offices

unless you broke into their offices

unless you broke into their offices how did you do it

Cindy

Cindy

Cindy she left it for me to find

she left it for me to find

she left it for me to find excuse me

well not me but

well not me but

well not me but someone

someone

someone you know how she was always into the

you know how she was always into the

you know how she was always into the latest gadgets technology

latest gadgets technology

latest gadgets technology yeah she had the next biggest thing

yeah she had the next biggest thing

yeah she had the next biggest thing before anyone else exactly

before anyone else exactly

before anyone else exactly she disappeared in 1991 so the next big

she disappeared in 1991 so the next big

she disappeared in 1991 so the next big thing then was the internet

thing then was the internet

thing then was the internet close that was around for a few decades

close that was around for a few decades

close that was around for a few decades but

but

but the World Wide Web was created then and

the World Wide Web was created then and

the World Wide Web was created then and this allowed anyone with a computer to

this allowed anyone with a computer to

this allowed anyone with a computer to go on the internet and place something

go on the internet and place something

go on the internet and place something onto a server

onto a server

onto a server then it would be there as long as this

then it would be there as long as this

then it would be there as long as this River was around

River was around

River was around so Cindy plays what she learned on a

so Cindy plays what she learned on a

so Cindy plays what she learned on a server

server

server she placed her whole story there

she placed her whole story there

she placed her whole story there how she accidentally found out their

how she accidentally found out their

how she accidentally found out their secret and was worried what would happen

secret and was worried what would happen

secret and was worried what would happen if they found out she knew

if they found out she knew

if they found out she knew she wrote it all up and hid it deep in a

she wrote it all up and hid it deep in a

she wrote it all up and hid it deep in a server she created

server she created

server she created so if ASAP never found it how do you

so if ASAP never found it how do you

so if ASAP never found it how do you they thought they found it when they

they thought they found it when they

they thought they found it when they found her hard copies

found her hard copies

found her hard copies remember Aesop never used anything but

remember Aesop never used anything but

remember Aesop never used anything but old school methods so they would never

old school methods so they would never

old school methods so they would never expect it would be on a server

expect it would be on a server

expect it would be on a server especially not in 1991

especially not in 1991

especially not in 1991 but how did you find it

I had Help from My Friends

I had Help from My Friends

I had Help from My Friends they gave me a lot of info on her that I

they gave me a lot of info on her that I

they gave me a lot of info on her that I used and then

used and then

used and then once I thought that it might be on a

once I thought that it might be on a

once I thought that it might be on a server

server

server it was kind of easy

it was kind of easy

it was kind of easy wow

wow

wow I have to say I'm impressed

I'm just

I'm just

I'm just sad

she

she

she she died for this

she died for this

she died for this in hopes that someone would find it and

in hopes that someone would find it and

in hopes that someone would find it and and stop them

and stop them

and stop them and I found it

and I found it

and I found it but I'm not stopping them

but I'm not stopping them

but I'm not stopping them I'm not even trying

it's not fair

I don't know if this is fair

I don't know if this is fair

I don't know if this is fair foreign

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foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

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[Music] foreign

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[Music] starving

starving

starving I'm tired of this battle I need a place

I'm tired of this battle I need a place

I'm tired of this battle I need a place to rest my head

to rest my head

to rest my head [Music]

I Wanna Lay Down these weapons be

I Wanna Lay Down these weapons be

I Wanna Lay Down these weapons be embraced by loving ends instead

laughs

laughs

laughs I fought this war for so long what was I

I fought this war for so long what was I

I fought this war for so long what was I even fighting for

even fighting for

even fighting for I don't know anymore

I don't know anymore

I don't know anymore once you open my door you changed my

once you open my door you changed my

once you open my door you changed my whole world all the rest faded and

whole world all the rest faded and

whole world all the rest faded and obscure

you're the only thing that makes sense

you're the only thing that makes sense

you're the only thing that makes sense in the chaos

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[Music] in the chaos

in the chaos

in the chaos when nothing else exists

when nothing else exists

when nothing else exists [Music]

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[Music] only us

only us

only

only

only only us

your voice rises above the noise

your voice rises above the noise

your voice rises above the noise it's the only song I hear

it's the only song I hear

it's the only song I hear [Music]

I thought this war for so long I forgot

I thought this war for so long I forgot

I thought this war for so long I forgot what I was fighting for

what I was fighting for

what I was fighting for and I don't care anymore

and I don't care anymore

and I don't care anymore once you open my door you changed my

once you open my door you changed my

once you open my door you changed my whole world you're the one I'm fighting

whole world you're the one I'm fighting

whole world you're the one I'm fighting for

you're the only thing that makes sense

you're the only thing that makes sense

you're the only thing that makes sense in the chaos

of Darkness you're the only thing that

of Darkness you're the only thing that

of Darkness you're the only thing that makes sense

makes sense

makes sense in the chaos

in the chaos

in the chaos where nothing else exists

where nothing else exists

where nothing else exists only

only

only us you're the only thing that makes

us you're the only thing that makes

us you're the only thing that makes sense

sense

sense in the chaos

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you're the only thing

you're the only thing

you're the only thing says

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[Music] nothing else exists

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follow me

follow me

follow me [Music]

on

on

on me

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[Music] you're the only thing that makes sense

you're the only thing that makes sense

you're the only thing that makes sense [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

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ever since you walked into my life I've

ever since you walked into my life I've

ever since you walked into my life I've been dreaming about you

[Music]

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[Music] I don't know if I could stand on these

I don't know if I could stand on these

I don't know if I could stand on these two feet if I had to live without you

two feet if I had to live without you

two feet if I had to live without you foreign

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let me learn the steps I'll do anything

let me learn the steps I'll do anything

let me learn the steps I'll do anything to be closer to your heat

to be closer to your heat

to be closer to your heat [Music]

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[Music] yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah [Music]

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[Music] this feels like it was supposed to be I

this feels like it was supposed to be I

this feels like it was supposed to be I am I wanna feel you close to me

am I wanna feel you close to me

am I wanna feel you close to me [Music]

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[Music] this feels like you're supposed to be

this feels like you're supposed to be

this feels like you're supposed to be [Music]

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[Music] a shot and I promise I'll give you the

a shot and I promise I'll give you the

a shot and I promise I'll give you the world

world

world [Music]

I would do anything to be your only girl

I would do anything to be your only girl

I would do anything to be your only girl foreign

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[Music] this feels like it's supposed to be

this feels like it's supposed to be

this feels like it's supposed to be [Music]